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Hey guys I missed it

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yesterday. When's Mad Mama coming back?

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Mad Mama. Mad Mom. Me is

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twice a day at 720 and

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820 Central. There's

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certain things it's hard to eat

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and talk on the radio I'll

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choose us to eat all of

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them How can I do this

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and still maintain what I hope

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y 'all know what I was

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talking about absolutely okay good mad

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mad moms and minivans yeah was

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out there a classic uh -huh so

2:22

I don't know if you guys

2:24

this feelings get hurt in your

2:26

Relationships, but your partner doesn't know

2:29

and you kind of just keep

2:31

it to yourself Cuz

2:33

I'm kind of going through that right

2:35

now. Yeah, now what'd you do? Here's

2:37

I tried to do something nice, okay?

2:39

See my wife will send me on

2:41

Instagram roughly one to two thousand reels

2:43

a day And I don't I don't

2:45

get around to watching all of them

2:47

and commenting and saying they're funny and

2:49

she has told me in the past

2:51

it hurts her feelings that I don't

2:53

acknowledge her messages that she sends me

2:55

so I don't know if this is

2:57

her being petty or getting back at

2:59

me because she mentioned it about a

3:01

week ago and so I said you

3:03

know what I'm gonna be more active

3:05

with my wife in that world she

3:07

likes sending reels and funny things from

3:09

Instagram so let me send her a

3:11

couple things and I found a really

3:13

sweet message about relationships and I sent

3:15

it to her I was in the

3:17

other room And I was just kind

3:19

of waiting for her to go aw,

3:21

babe, because I knew she was on

3:23

her phone and had the little green

3:25

dot on it. So I sent it

3:27

knowing I was going to get bonus

3:29

husband points. And I didn't hear anything.

3:32

Nothing. Oh, babe, that's so funny

3:34

or beautiful. And then

3:36

I sent her a funny monkey video. And

3:39

she laughed at it right away. But

3:41

didn't mention the sweet message I had

3:43

sent earlier. Maybe she didn't see it. No,

3:46

it's a scene. But

3:48

if you sent two back to back maybe

3:50

you didn't see the first one and sometimes

3:52

you don't know how to reply to things

3:54

I don't I was just expecting an aw

3:56

so I was sitting there. I got my

3:58

feelings sir. Yeah, I get What was the

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post? You want to hear it?

4:02

Yeah. Okay get ready to aw. I

4:05

said I will never forget the day we

4:07

started messaging not knowing it would be the

4:09

beginning of this most amazing love. Corny

4:12

yeah But expected in awe.

4:14

I wouldn't reply to that either. What?

4:19

I thought it was sweet. Because y 'all didn't

4:21

start messaging. I met before there was

4:23

messaging. It was an AOL. It was

4:25

an AOL instant message. Y 'all met at a

4:27

Halloween party. We met at a 70s party.

4:29

She turned me down and then I saw

4:31

her again at a barbecue where she asked

4:33

for my steak but I was not reciprocating

4:36

her advances because I was upset from

4:38

the week before. And then

4:40

the next day she sent me an

4:42

AOL instant messenger from her tag, Blonde Bombshell

4:44

83. Had no idea it was her. And

4:47

she asked me to go up to her height. Maybe you just need

4:49

to step up your, um, your reels. Yeah, guess

4:51

my reels weren't good enough. Maybe she was just

4:53

in a silly goofy mood, and she would

4:55

rather see a video of a funny monkey. The

4:57

monkey was pretty funny. I'll send it to you

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guys. What do y 'all do when your significant other

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sends you a video that you've already seen before

5:04

that's funny? I pretend it's the first

5:06

time I've seen it. Do that, because it

5:08

hurts people's feelings. I've learned, you know, I've

5:10

already seen that. That's old. That is insulting

5:12

me. I just laugh at it. Definitely

5:14

don't say I saw that six months ago. Yeah, right,

5:16

yeah, I was right. That was like so last week.

5:18

Oh, that's so 2022. Oh,

5:21

okay. Well, I just saw it. Thanks for

5:24

ruining the fun. Unless we talked about it on

5:26

the show, though, because then I'm like, Hey, wait

5:28

a minute. Yeah, we literally talked about it

5:30

on the show. Think of old videos. Did you

5:32

know that 20 years ago today

5:34

was the first

5:36

video uploaded to YouTube? Was

5:38

it the elephant one? Was it at the zoo or something? What

5:41

was the video? Me at the

5:43

zoo. Yes. Uploaded April 23rd, 2005. Just

5:46

at the zoo, nothing crazy,

5:48

nothing funny, not just video of

5:50

the zoo. Hey, you gotta post something to

5:52

it out. Some gotta be first. Yeah, they're

5:54

scouting it out. Wow. How many

5:56

views does that have? It's gotta have a billion, right?

5:59

It's gotta have a billion by let's see. I'm

6:01

just reading the headline. And I wonder if it's monetized.

6:04

I would hope so if it was the first

6:06

ever. I think it's the owner or a

6:08

YouTuber, one of the guys that started it. Not

6:10

a lot, dude. How many? 250 ,000. That's boring.

6:12

That's it. For the first ever YouTube video.

6:15

No, no, no, no, no. This is the

6:17

video that says he saw the first video.

6:19

I'm sorry. No, that's not

6:21

right either. Don't make it just

6:23

go to youtube.com. You probably find it

6:25

way faster. I thought you

6:27

would have the video. I was looking at the

6:29

news article. The one that

6:31

was posted 19 years ago has 355

6:33

million views. A few more than 19 years

6:35

ago, not 20 years ago. Um, it

6:37

says 19 years ago here, but I saw

6:39

it earlier at the same thing that

6:41

Big Al said that it's been 20 years.

6:43

Yeah, maybe it hasn't clicked over to

6:45

the official 20 years. Yeah, maybe it's still

6:47

in the 19. Maybe we're time traveling.

6:49

Maybe we are time traveling. We did a

6:52

quantum leap, which I think we're getting

6:54

closer to being able to do, by the

6:56

way. And speaking of crazy stuff, uh,

6:58

I saw an article because I was, uh,

7:00

I saw the planet that may have

7:02

live form 124 light years away. Oh my

7:04

gosh. But then it got me it

7:06

got me into the rabbit hole of alien

7:08

abductions and there was this guy from

7:10

England that said his name is Philip Kinsella

7:12

that claims that he was abducted by

7:14

aliens in 1989 and he says they looked

7:16

like small dinosaurs they beamed him up

7:18

they stripped him naked and they did alien

7:20

things to him well he spoke he

7:22

spoke with lots of other people who claimed

7:24

they've been abducted and he thinks that

7:27

a lot of us have been abducted we

7:29

just don't realize it because our brains

7:31

protecting us oh so here are the top

7:33

five uh the top five signs that

7:35

you have been abducted by aliens. Oh, okay.

7:37

And based on one of these, I

7:39

think Trey may have been abducted. This

7:41

one's not it though. One, bumps under your

7:43

skin. He claims that aliens often leave implants

7:45

under your skin. They'll show up on x

7:47

-rays and could be as small as a

7:50

grain of rice. If you got

7:52

bumps, maybe. Like in that movie, what is it? Like

7:54

the mummy, whether it's like the bugs crawling under

7:56

his skin. Right. These aren't bugs. They're just little, you

7:58

know, they're just studying us. Nosebleeds,

8:00

Trey. Oh, no. Trey. He says

8:02

that he had random nosebleeds for two

8:04

years after he was abducted and

8:06

probed. And probed. Sorry, I meant to

8:09

you. But Tray's had nosebleeds forever. And

8:11

that's usually because it's allergy. I was abducted

8:13

early. Yeah, maybe as a kid. Every year

8:15

on our anniversary of me being abducted, I

8:17

get nosebleeds. You're an OG. You're an OG

8:19

abductee. Strange flashbacks. You might start remembering bits

8:22

and pieces of memories your brain blocked out.

8:24

And they just kind of come in and

8:26

you're like, wait, what was that all about?

8:28

I don't remember that happen. Have

8:30

you ever missed time? Are you missing any time?

8:32

Like, you thought you went for a 20 -minute

8:34

walk, then you found that you were gone for

8:36

hours? That's how I feel when I drive to

8:38

work sometimes. You're like, how did I get here?

8:40

I don't know about that, but I left my watch at

8:42

home today. I'm bummed about it. So you

8:44

don't know the timing? I don't know what

8:46

is. Yeah, that might be you. And also,

8:48

if you develop psychic powers... Oh, shout out.

8:50

Philip claims that reptiles took him up somehow,

8:52

opened up his mind. and left him with

8:54

supernatural abilities. He now makes a living as

8:56

a psychic medium. So they opened up a

8:58

new realm of possibilities for him to make

9:00

money. to happen tomorrow? Stuff? Prove

9:03

me wrong. Speaking of aliens

9:05

and then Anna brought up the pyramids, did

9:07

we find the bottom of a pyramid or

9:10

was that all AI and fake news? Where

9:12

researchers went down, yeah, they went

9:14

down to the bottom of the pyramids

9:16

and they found metal coils. Copper

9:18

coils, right? Copper coils, but these pyramids

9:20

were built like Thousands

9:23

and thousands of years ago. Yeah, these

9:25

AI things are making it impossible for

9:27

us to know what's real and what's

9:29

fake and the pyramids in Egypt Aligned

9:31

perfectly with some stars up in the

9:33

sky In fact, we should send Justin

9:35

next month over there to the pyramids

9:37

and start to start digging But were

9:39

they built by aliens as well? I

9:41

don't know. I thought they were built

9:43

by Egyptians but I don't know There's

9:45

videos out there. Let's say otherwise Justin.

9:47

What were those mental quarrels doing energy

9:49

source? From whitening? From what? I

9:51

don't know. I don't what they're doing. We'll

9:54

send you out there today want. Apparently Antarctica

9:56

has a pyramid there too. Does

9:58

it? Pyramids in Antarctica? Yes. There's

10:00

photo evidence of a pyramid in

10:03

Antarctica. So they had cameras back

10:05

then too? Right? No.

10:07

No. Some kind of

10:09

drone took a photo not that long ago.

10:11

Oh. Yeah. I

10:13

love this. Those are

10:15

the conspiracy theories I'm into. Yeah.

10:18

Those are, yeah, harmless. Nobody's gonna hurt.

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