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That's when

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cannibalism started

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Welcome to

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the new show ladies and gentlemen what this

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is a new show No, it's the

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first new show that we've done in a

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while and guess what the new show

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hell of a lot like the old show

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Yeah, welcome to last update on the

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left. We are going In this new

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series, based entirely on this

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magical rectangle in your

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hand. Only on the app. Bitches.

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Is that good? Will that help?

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I can't say serving content anymore.

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Oh, did you already use it

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all up on our makeover mandate?

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Oh my lord. Did I?

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Yes, we really expanded that. Hi, I'm

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Henry Zabrowski. I'm Ed Larsen. I'm super

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excited for the new show. This is

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going to help me out. I feel

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like I'm fucking decade behind you all.

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And so I need this. And so

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personally, but for the new show, we

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were tasked with our lords and masters

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at our advertising companies to say,

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hey, like, what if you

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do something fun and different? We're

1:12

like, what if it's sort

1:15

of? And what we'll do is

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this thing will update. old episodes,

1:19

old topics that we have not,

1:21

like, that have been years since

1:23

we've, and now, like, we can

1:25

relook at it in kind of

1:28

a concise, fun way that I hope

1:30

that you like. Well, some, as you

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say, Ed, you know, you feel like you're

1:34

a decade behind. In some cases, these,

1:36

we're talking about stuff that we spoke of.

1:39

12 years ago long yeah today's

1:41

episode in fact the one

1:43

that we're starting off with was

1:45

something that we first talked

1:47

about and I'm pretty sure 2012

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pretty certain yeah 2011 2012

1:51

Lord Now Eddie you don't know

1:53

who Lord Rael is I

1:55

know a little bit I

1:58

remember y 'all had some weird

2:00

beef when we were back at the

2:02

creek yeah I remember you guys always yelling

2:04

at him and I remember seeing a

2:06

couple of videos yes the old live shows

2:08

and Oh, yes. Now, just first of

2:10

all, the primer, Raymond Lear is

2:12

his real name. Ah, Raymond Lear is

2:14

actually not his real name. Is it

2:16

Raymond L. Wood Lear? It is Raymond

2:18

Howard. Raymond Howard. Whatever. But

2:20

that's one of the updates that we found

2:22

out. We found out his real name is

2:24

Raymond Howard. That's incredible. Lord Royale is a

2:27

cult leader. I'm going to say of a

2:29

boutique cult. Oh, yeah. That started, you know,

2:31

in the United States of America, moved to

2:33

Mexico. But where we get involved is somewhere

2:35

around 2012. We were, we

2:37

found Lord Ra 'el. I was listening to

2:39

Coast to Coast Am. And

2:41

I heard somebody call in during

2:44

the open line section where they

2:46

were like, you will all face the

2:48

wrath of Lord Ra 'el. And I looked

2:50

it all up and I found that there

2:52

was this man, this very fat, dumpy

2:54

bad man that believed that he had control

2:56

over the weather and that he

2:59

came from a UFO over Israel. And

3:01

we started talking about him. And

3:03

then this is back when Facebook was

3:05

something that Normal people use it

3:07

was fine. It was fun. It was almost fun

3:09

and we had a group like you know our

3:11

Facebook group We were like involved in all time.

3:13

Well, it was a very small thing. It was

3:15

like less I think it was like 500 people

3:17

at that point We knew a lot of the

3:19

people like we ended up meeting a lot of

3:21

these people We ended up becoming friends with some

3:24

of them. Oh, yeah friends with to this day

3:26

like it was a very cool little group and

3:28

this group Infiltrated the

3:30

Lord Rael Facebook group. So Lord

3:32

Rael's because it started with them

3:34

trying to sneak into our Facebook groups

3:36

and then the mods Like would

3:38

catch them and then they would create

3:40

because Lord Rael on his Facebook

3:42

group They would do these

3:44

really long ecumenical style names that were

3:46

really funny like Archduke blah blah

3:49

blah which we're gonna hear a couple

3:51

today and They and so our

3:53

people would make fake ones and get all the

3:55

dirt on them and then just send us

3:57

all of the stuff from the inside of his

3:59

cult. Yeah. because it's one of

4:01

those like very, it's one of those

4:03

harmless cults, like completely and totally harmless.

4:05

Well, so far. So far. And mostly

4:07

it's, well, it is harmful to a

4:09

lot of their credit scores. And I

4:11

think it's also extremely harmful to any

4:13

sort of regular employment. Yeah. Now, is

4:15

it a sexy, sexy cult? No. Well,

4:17

we, we definitely had some questions about

4:19

that when they moved to Baja California,

4:22

because it seemed like when they moved

4:24

to Baja California is it was very

4:26

It's very small here in America. It's

4:28

because I reeled into Baja Blast. This

4:30

is before Baja

4:32

Blast. Lord

4:35

Ra 'el looks like he trains for

4:37

a marathon using Baja Blast. And

4:40

so they moved from America. And

4:42

it's very simple where this guy,

4:44

Lord Ra 'el, Ra 'el is a

4:46

truncation of the name Raymond Elwood,

4:48

which is that's his, Elwood is

4:51

his middle name. I think he

4:53

changed his name to Raymond Lear,

4:55

but he was born Raymond Howard,

4:57

but Rael is a truncation of

4:59

it about ten people started following

5:01

him and he started putting

5:03

out these videos he started putting

5:05

out like after a massively

5:07

destructive weather event he would put

5:09

out a video saying I

5:11

was the cause behind that, because

5:13

nobody is believing that I

5:16

am the new messiah. I am

5:18

the messiah! But he did.

5:20

Like the Jackson, Mississippi. Remember the

5:22

Jackson tornado? The

5:24

Joplin, Missouri tornadoes? He took full credit

5:26

for that. And the reason why

5:28

he decided to destroy the city of

5:30

Joplin, Missouri was because people were

5:32

calling him fat on YouTube. This

5:35

is the main issue with Lord

5:37

Royale, which is why it was so

5:39

fun to engage with Lord Royale.

5:41

because he is a petty god, and

5:43

he loves his body. And he doesn't

5:46

want you to roast him at

5:48

all. So there's no way he's going

5:50

to get remotely upset about the

5:52

fact that he looks like if Cherry

5:54

Garcia was a person. Lord Rollo. And

5:58

we're going to get to the update. For

6:00

the longest time, the only footage,

6:03

the only video footage of Lord

6:05

Rael was a five second clip

6:07

of him riding on a horse.

6:09

Yes. In his full, because he

6:11

has a costume and every, he

6:13

has very long gray hair, a

6:15

big beard and he wears. He's

6:17

grown. into the messiah look he's

6:19

all gray well he's all great

6:21

used to die the beard and

6:23

the hair yeah but yeah but

6:25

he's also real fat yeah like

6:27

he is so he's really

6:29

strong horse I will say there's

6:32

nothing wrong with it no

6:34

no cuz I actually think weirdly

6:36

looks good Yeah, I love

6:38

you. I think it's I think he

6:40

looks better with some meat on

6:42

his bones when he was skinny He

6:44

looked like a criminal because hey

6:46

guess what he was a criminal. Yeah

6:48

He was arrested that this is

6:50

just incredible stuff. He him and his

6:53

mother went and kidnapped his ex -girlfriend

6:55

and kept her hostage using furry

6:57

handcuffs And then finally either she

6:59

got away or they let her

7:01

go one of the two and

7:03

so Ray and his mother like

7:05

fled to a local gym. I

7:07

don't know why they went to

7:09

the gym. That's the only time

7:11

he ever went to the gym.

7:13

That's where they had a shower.

7:15

Yeah. Yeah, the why. The

7:17

why, yeah. And so they went there and

7:19

they called the police to try to get ahead

7:21

of the story. They called the police and

7:23

they're like, no, no, no. This

7:25

woman kidnapped us. She was assaulting us.

7:27

Yeah. And I

7:30

knew then I was the

7:32

victim of a sexual

7:34

assault. the

7:36

handcuffs from Spencer's.

7:38

Yes, Lord

7:40

Spencer, my main sage,

7:42

the one that protects me from

7:44

my own mother. This was

7:46

before he was Lord Rael. This was

7:48

a couple of years before and the

7:50

funny thing about it is that No

7:52

one really knows how the Lord

7:55

Rael thinks started, like where he

7:57

started from, you know, how

7:59

he got followers. He just appeared

8:01

on YouTube one day. Like he appeared

8:03

on YouTube with this, like, message to

8:05

the world saying that I am the

8:07

Lord God and then people start calling

8:09

him Bat, making fun of him. And

8:11

my favorite is his second video as

8:14

it starts with him going... Yeah,

8:17

he's so sad. Do we play any of it? Yeah.

8:19

So we can get into what he's talking. Here

8:22

we go. Yeah, this is it. Yeah, this is what

8:24

I said. This is his new video. So you

8:26

can kind of hear what we're fucking dealing with. Okay.

8:29

This is sanctuary. Sanctuary.

8:32

That's because he looks like Quasimodo. Bruns

8:34

with sisters. And

8:38

that gives what you are. My

8:41

brothers and sisters. Oh, he dropped the

8:43

British. Yeah, he dropped them. I

8:46

have...

8:48

in love.

8:52

for the people at this temple in

8:54

this room. And

8:57

I cannot properly

8:59

express. It looks like your mom's boyfriend that you

9:01

don't want to have anything to do with.

9:03

And I have nothing. Is he filming

9:05

this on a blackberry? For what all of

9:07

you have done through some very trying times.

9:10

This has been an amazing year

9:12

in so many ways. We

9:14

have, we have come so close

9:17

to our goal. I've gone

9:19

from Double D to double E.

9:21

We can see more than

9:23

just the light at the end

9:25

of the tunnel. We

9:27

can see home. Shut up! Shut

9:29

up! Just shut the fuck up!

9:32

He's gotten so fat that his beard

9:34

doesn't fit. Yeah. He's

9:36

got George Lucas neck. But

9:39

yeah, this is Lord Rael, like, today.

9:43

Yeah. Or at least this is Lord

9:45

Rael four years ago. Jesus

9:48

Christ. All right. All right. Get that

9:50

out. Yeah. So nonsense. Yeah. Oh, no,

9:52

it's it is total nonsense. But that's

9:54

that's vamping. That's one of the things

9:56

that we found fascinating about this guy

9:58

is like, where did he come from?

10:01

How because it was early days

10:03

when the internet was becoming ubiquitous

10:05

when it was becoming like a

10:07

part of every every day life

10:09

all the time. Imagine a mansionary

10:11

world where they gave you money

10:13

to make web series. But

10:16

that's what, you know, because Henry was the

10:19

one that brought it to us is that

10:21

it was an internet cult. It was just

10:23

an internet cult. And if I remember correctly,

10:25

I think that they were decentralized for a

10:27

while. Like everybody was just sort

10:29

of all over America. He was in

10:31

Chicago doing his thing. I think he had

10:33

like one guy. And then when they

10:35

finally got together, that was in Baja. Mexico

10:38

and that I think is where

10:40

some of the sexy stuff started because

10:42

they started getting defectors because that's

10:44

what happens in the sexy stuff starts

10:46

people get their feelings hurt. Oh,

10:49

yes. Yeah, people get their feelings hurt

10:51

real bad And we did

10:53

have one guy, like one of our

10:55

Facebook group members did end up talking

10:57

to one of the defectors. Yes. And

10:59

then he eventually returned to the cult

11:01

and stopped talking. So when we last

11:03

left the cult, so you could go

11:05

find our old episode, Lord Rayell actually

11:07

don't even know where the fuck it

11:09

is. Somewhere in the ether. Yeah, it's

11:11

episode something something. It's in the first

11:14

hundred episodes. So yeah, we don't even

11:16

fucking listen to that stuff because I

11:18

was like many many lifetimes ago. Yeah,

11:20

but remember for you, it's today for

11:22

us, it's 13 years ago. Yeah, imagine

11:24

who you think about who you were

11:26

12 13 years ago Some of you

11:28

were like nine years old. Oh, it's

11:30

strange. It's really very strange But now

11:32

what we've learned is that so now

11:34

we left them in 2012 Yeah, when

11:36

he was sort of like we were

11:38

he was actively engaging. Oh, yeah. Wow

11:40

episode 78. Yeah, there we go. Um,

11:43

but we he had some Obviously we

11:45

kind of covered it lightly and like

11:47

even now we're still kind of only

11:49

picking up the bits and pieces we

11:51

could find about him uh but you

11:53

know like so let's take us from

11:55

there we know when really when we

11:57

were talking about lord rayell it was

11:59

when he had just moved to bahá

12:01

he had brought a small group of

12:03

people from america to bahá mexico where

12:05

they were living in like a shanty

12:07

town because he was the guy who

12:09

let the dogs out He

12:12

actually might well part of the reason why

12:14

they went to Baja, Mexico is because

12:16

he was he had a warrant for his

12:18

arrest Yeah, Cabo's incredible. I mean if

12:20

you're gonna go to a place for a

12:22

cult Cabo is okay. I mean, it's

12:24

not too bad Yeah, it's not too bad

12:26

at all. So we're gonna pick back

12:28

up in 2012 okay after right after we

12:30

had our episode in 2012 and we're

12:32

just kind of kind of go through a

12:34

timeline here all right of what has

12:36

happened with Lord Rael and his followers up

12:38

until couple years ago. Can

12:40

I ask a quick question? Of course. How

12:42

many followers did he have? Like seven? Oh,

12:44

I want to say. What are we even

12:46

talking about? No, there was a period of

12:48

time. He was fascinating about it. birthday party.

12:50

It's not a cult. Well, when it wasn't

12:52

like localized, he had probably, I'd

12:55

say it is biggest. He might

12:57

have had a hundred people. Probably. Like there

12:59

was a big chunk of people that were

13:01

just on the Facebook group kind of. I

13:03

think that there was a larping. section

13:05

where people were kind of having fun

13:07

engaging with all of it on the internet

13:10

and that kind of the drama that

13:12

would come out of it. I think people

13:14

like to deal with it. But then

13:16

once it became physicalized and he brought people

13:18

to Baja, it shrunk because obviously it

13:20

wasn't great. They went down there with poor

13:22

conditions where they were. They weren't getting

13:24

a lot of food. I imagine that you

13:26

had to go and you have to

13:28

deal with... You are meeting Lord Rael on

13:31

Facebook. But then when you go to

13:33

Baja Mexico, you meet Raymond. Yeah. And then

13:35

you have deal... Yeah. Raymond can't afford

13:37

the bottled water. No, no, no, no. Raymond

13:39

is not. He is not ready. Yeah.

13:41

Oh, and this is one other thing that

13:43

I forgot that we definitely must, you

13:45

know, put... play before we start on the

13:47

current timeline. He claims to

13:49

be protected by the Knights

13:51

Templar. Oh my god! Yeah, yeah,

13:54

yeah. Again, coming back from

13:56

the Anders Brevik series that we

13:58

recently did. Yeah, but

14:00

the funny thing is that you

14:02

can only become a Knights Templar

14:04

you must await an e -mail. And

14:07

then once you have the e -mail,

14:10

then you may become a protector

14:12

of Ryan. Do you think that

14:14

it's one of those where they saw the

14:16

male demon and that's why they thought the

14:18

Night's Templar was satanic? The

14:21

other thing too is that in when

14:23

he was in Chicago. You remember

14:25

the Guardian Angels in New York? Yes, oh

14:27

yeah. Yeah, the Guardian Angels were a group

14:29

of people who got together in the 70s.

14:31

They had the hats. Yeah, they were vigilante

14:33

group that were like, you know, berets, all

14:35

that shit. They had uniforms.

14:37

But there were also chapters in

14:39

other cities. And there was

14:41

a Chicago chapter because like, I

14:43

mean, he seriously is, he's

14:45

Raymond Elwood from Chicago. Yeah, he's

14:48

from Chicago. Yeah. And he

14:50

was in the Guardian Angels. And

14:52

there's a Someone who was

14:54

doing some investigation on Lord Rael

14:56

got a hold of one

14:58

of the guardian angels that Raymond

15:00

Lear worked with. Henry, I

15:02

want you to read this Chicago

15:04

man's estimation. His name

15:07

is Raymond Nellwood. He

15:09

was my boss in the guardian

15:11

angels. I started in 81. The

15:13

Knights came to him after that UFO

15:15

did what it did to Jerusalem. He had

15:17

no clue what's happened at them. They

15:19

did this to fool us. It's the Knights

15:21

Templar. That was a member

15:23

of them. When I met Raymond again,

15:26

he is a host. No

15:28

shit. He has a

15:30

colostomy bag. He got it years

15:32

ago. And he was abused in

15:34

drugs. He has a big history. He

15:36

has a big history. So that's

15:38

so Raymond Elwood. Imagine someone with

15:40

a colostomy bag trying to stop

15:42

you from doing a crime. Hold

15:47

on, hold on. And

15:51

lastly, before we get into

15:53

the current timeline, he claimed to

15:55

be like a high ranking

15:57

Freemason at one point before he

15:59

was Lord Rael. Oh, sure.

16:01

But the same guy who invented

16:04

Investigated him looked up like

16:06

I mean he was able to

16:08

get a hold of like

16:10

some Masonic records like when Raymond

16:12

Elwood was supposedly a part

16:14

of the Freemasons and Raymond Elwood

16:16

was suspended for non -payment of

16:18

dues God,

16:22

pay, dues. Because

16:24

he said, I was

16:26

blackballed from the Freemasons for

16:28

trying to tell the

16:31

truth. So funny, being blackballed. Secret

16:33

society coming out just to be like,

16:35

this guy's not part of us. I really

16:37

do expose myself. We're not supposed to

16:39

really disclose our membership, but that fat fuck

16:41

has got nothing to do with us,

16:43

too. We actually are looking for... Honestly? Zendaya

16:46

And the reason why we keep

16:48

doing that voice and why it's

16:50

so different from the one that

16:52

you just heard he used to

16:54

speak in this accent and used

16:56

to roll as I like I

16:59

am Lord Ryan I'm trying to

17:01

find the og videos or because

17:03

remember his YouTube here it is.

17:05

You know they're purple and shoot

17:07

I'm sending this to you right

17:09

now Rob. This is the this

17:11

is the fifth seal video when

17:13

he did, because remember his YouTube channel

17:15

is Christ Has Returned. Yeah. Yeah, Christ Has

17:18

Returned. The other thing about him is

17:20

that they don't really release shit all that

17:22

often except for obsessive videos about the

17:24

Torah codes. They love the Torah codes. There's

17:26

a lot of people. I'm kind of

17:28

fascinated by the Torah codes. It's interesting. I

17:30

was talking about it with that because

17:32

Jake Young was staying at my house. We

17:34

were talking little. Jake Young from Wizard

17:37

in the Briser. Yeah, so we were talking

17:39

about the tunnels underneath the synagogue in

17:41

New York. Yeah. And kind of talking about

17:43

that whole concept of it was very,

17:45

very interesting because he was talking about the

17:47

concept of like the schism that was

17:49

happening in that. that specific group and how

17:51

one of it was kind of this

17:53

offshoot of an extreme group that believed a

17:56

former rabbi like he was such a

17:58

good dude and they liked him so much

18:00

eventually they began to think that he

18:02

was a messiah and then there was because

18:04

he told all of them he was

18:06

the only one who knew the secret name

18:08

of God and he could work this

18:10

was from back of the day and so

18:12

the secret name of God gave him

18:15

all these powers because that's in Torah so

18:17

they have this idea there's like this

18:19

super super super secret name Jehovah That's not

18:21

it. No, that ain't it. JZ doesn't

18:23

even know the name. not Yahweh either. Yeah,

18:25

yeah, yeah. They don't like, it is

18:27

literally a, it's a very secret name. And

18:29

so they, but that's why, I also

18:31

find Torah codes to be fascinating. Well, Torah

18:34

codes is a, if I'm understanding this

18:36

correctly, I might be wrong on this, but

18:38

it is assigning numerical values to letters

18:40

in the Torah. It's numerology. Yeah, it's numerology.

18:42

And by assigning these numerical values, you

18:44

can figure out secret messages. Ever see Pi?

18:46

Yes. Do you remember how they talk

18:48

about how they're trying to find the secret

18:50

name for God in pie? Yeah, using

18:53

mathematics. very Jewish movie. Yes, they do that.

18:55

Yeah, the Torah codes.

18:57

And these people are obsessed with

18:59

the Torah codes. Okay. My

19:02

children, you are

19:04

growing weary of

19:07

the weight. You

19:10

tire of the struggle

19:12

against the unworthy, the

19:15

wanton and the wicked.

19:18

You wish me to

19:20

enact my final judgment

19:22

upon them and be

19:24

done with it. I

19:28

do not blame you for this.

19:32

It's still only has 8, like

19:34

8 .8 thousand views. Very soon.

19:37

But not until more of

19:40

them have tasted the suffering

19:42

that they have wrought upon

19:44

those who have loyally served

19:46

me. And

19:48

not until the

19:50

martyrs have completed

19:53

their tasks. Be

19:57

patient. Just

20:00

a bit longer,

20:02

my children. For

20:06

what must be done, must

20:08

be done. Okay,

20:10

that's good. Yeah,

20:12

that's my favorite.

20:14

For what must

20:16

be done, must

20:18

be done. Someone,

20:21

bring me my

20:23

sweatpants. I

20:25

hear the ding of the microwave,

20:28

but wait for I must wait

20:30

an additional three minutes for it

20:32

to cool down. What must kiss

20:34

the bed of the mac and

20:36

cheese? To let

20:38

out all of the steam inside,

20:40

before it burns. You're

20:42

precious tongue! Alright,

20:46

let's get to the timeline of

20:48

what the fuck this guy has been

20:50

up to since we covered him.

20:52

In 2012, he appointed Cardinal

20:54

Richard Ruff as prime cleric

20:56

of the International Congregation of

20:58

Lord Rael. Yep.

21:01

Dick Ruff. Dick Ruff, yeah.

21:03

Dick Ruff. Oh, Dick Ruff. Sounds

21:05

like a guy who died

21:07

standing next to John Holmes. Yep,

21:11

Dick Ruff has been his right -hand

21:14

man forever. Like, that's been the

21:16

guy that, he's the true believer, the

21:18

guy that's never faltered in following

21:20

Lord Rael. Hi, my name is Penisoft.

21:23

No, Dick Ruff's my brother. And

21:27

so, from 2012 to

21:29

like 2015, Not

21:31

a lot happened. Yeah, he was taking a break.

21:33

I think he was taking an easy down

21:35

in Baja. He was down in Baja. You

21:37

might have been contemplating giving it

21:39

all up. Maybe for three years. But

21:42

he just kind of, I feel like

21:44

it coasted. It's weird because the Baja

21:46

contingent is still around. Oh, yeah, very

21:48

much so. They're still all there. Oh,

21:50

we're going to talk about this. Weirdly

21:52

successful in that way. We're going

21:54

to talk about the travels of these

21:56

people because they don't stay in Baja.

21:59

No. In 2015, Richard Ruff was revealed

22:01

through the Torah code, and this was

22:03

something that he wrote himself, revealed to

22:05

be the reincarnation of Moses. Yeah. Yeah.

22:07

He creates Torah codes using the

22:09

keys to the Bible. It's software that

22:11

he created himself, sells it for $99. Woo,

22:14

that's it. To find out the

22:16

secrets of the Torah? $99.

22:19

That's all. That's it? It's been

22:22

verified to be fake by independent

22:24

rabbis, but he will also create

22:26

codes to defame anyone who challenges

22:28

his authority. Anyone who says that

22:30

he's full of shit, he can

22:32

make up codes to say that

22:35

the Torah says they're wrong. That's

22:37

his actual skill. Yeah. That is

22:39

less than $10 a commandment. But

22:44

in 2016, they

22:46

moved from Baha to

22:49

Jerusalem. Yeah, this is wild. This is

22:51

a whole sidestep. Maybe he might have

22:53

been looking around to see where they

22:55

were going to go next. Because obviously

22:57

they're not welcome anywhere they go. No,

22:59

like whatever the crew would be. Like

23:02

they're not super welcome because they're very

23:04

difficult. Yeah, it's like when you pretend

23:06

to be a God, it's like a

23:08

bad thing or something. It's just hard

23:10

to keep up. Yeah,

23:12

people don't like it. And so

23:14

once they moved to Jerusalem, they,

23:16

of course, started seeing signs everywhere

23:18

because they're looking for signs everywhere.

23:20

And it's Jerusalem. Yeah, it's Jerusalem.

23:22

If you're going to look for

23:24

religious iconography, it's their

23:26

tourism district. Yeah. I

23:29

put the whale in

23:31

whaling walls. Whoa! So

23:36

in 2016, there was a

23:38

big sunspot. And this Sunspot

23:40

took the shape of a

23:42

heart, which fulfilled a secret

23:45

Catholic prophecy of the Sacred

23:47

Heart of Christ. And they

23:49

took that as a sign

23:51

because it occurred about two

23:53

weeks after they arrived in

23:56

Jerusalem, which tells them, hey,

23:58

we're on the right track here.

24:00

Because that was one of the things

24:02

that we really debated in our

24:04

episode, if I remember correctly. Ray

24:07

and Richard Ruff are in on it together.

24:09

See this is a it's so hard with

24:11

cult leaders because he's been in character for a

24:13

long time and We always kind of you

24:15

remember I remember one of the first times

24:17

we really had that significant debate was during

24:19

the Jonestown episodes Yeah, we were talking about like

24:21

how far outside. It's a cult leader like

24:23

how far foot do you have to keep

24:25

out to know that you're what? Plotline

24:28

you're keeping the crew on and I

24:30

do think they are in it together

24:32

now now upon relooking at it I

24:34

think that because he's obviously found a

24:36

way to make a living yeah being

24:38

Lord Rael and so he must have

24:40

some base and he's obviously I'm just

24:42

gonna put it out there not the

24:44

detail guy. No, so I think he

24:46

needs it He needs

24:48

support. It is a lot for him. I

24:50

don't know if he's doing it all

24:53

on his own. He needs a wrangler. He

24:55

needs a wrangler. Because that's what every

24:57

cult leader needs is you need a wrangler.

24:59

Well, you got the enforcer. You got

25:01

to have the hand of the king. Mm

25:03

-hmm. Like Jim Jones had like four wranglers.

25:05

Yeah. Yeah. Did they kill, like, a

25:07

senator or something? Yeah, they killed a senator.

25:09

But that was just, that was the

25:12

rank and file that killed the senator. Yes.

25:14

As far as the people in Guyana

25:16

itself, like, he had a few women that

25:18

were just these die -hard, right -or -die, like,

25:20

they're fucking, they did anything that he

25:22

said. And of course, there's debate

25:24

as to how far Jim Jones

25:26

kept. them away from his ultimate plan.

25:29

But there's also, you know, some theories

25:31

or at least because that's the thing

25:33

with Jim Jones, you can really only

25:35

theorize what was going through his head.

25:37

Oh, of course. And it's very possible

25:39

that he got so far away from

25:41

anybody that he lost the thread completely.

25:43

Yeah, I think and he just this

25:45

paranoia like all the drugs, all the

25:47

paranoia, everything and just and having so

25:49

much power over so many people in

25:51

such an isolated place that he just

25:53

lost it he you know they killed

25:55

the senator they knew like he knew

25:57

that the game was up for him

25:59

uh and so since he was so

26:01

he had this group of people that

26:03

was so behind him They were able

26:05

to force, because that's the thing about

26:07

Jonestown is that most of those people

26:09

were forced to drink the flavorade slash

26:11

Kool -Aid. It was both, by the way.

26:13

They had a gun to the back

26:15

of their heads. I listened to the

26:17

whole thing once, just out of just

26:19

sheer curiosity, and it was depressing. No,

26:22

I've listened to it multiple times. I

26:24

have it on vinyl. No, there you

26:26

go. He loves it! It

26:28

was actually their wedding song.

26:30

It was a long ceremony. It

26:32

very much was. And

26:34

so on May 24th, 2016,

26:37

this is about two months

26:39

after they arrive in Jerusalem,

26:41

an unscheduled, egg -shaped blood moon

26:43

appears above Jerusalem. Fulfilling

26:45

the clock in his eyeballs. That

26:47

fulfilled a secret Catholic prophecy called

26:49

the red egg. And according to the

26:52

return of Christ, which by the

26:54

way, the return of Christ is the

26:56

book that Lord Rael wrote, which

26:58

we didn't have time to read unfortunately.

27:00

I just didn't want to buy

27:02

it. I just didn't

27:04

want to give him any money. This

27:06

plus the sunspot further confirmed and validated the

27:08

Sacred Heart of Christ prophecy, which again

27:10

proves, hey, we're doing the right thing. I'm

27:12

looking at this now. You can't even

27:14

really get the book. No, I imagine that

27:16

they're all gone. Yeah, I think that

27:18

he just, oh no, because you know why?

27:21

It's by Angelus Domina. Angelus Domina. Yeah,

27:23

that's another one of his terms. He has

27:25

many different aliases. One of them is

27:27

Angelus Domina. Here we go. This is the

27:29

official blurb of the return of Christ. This

27:32

book provides an all -encompassing

27:34

truth with undeniable evidence.

27:37

Christ has returned, and it's

27:39

walking the earth today.

27:41

From reports of Christ descending

27:43

over the Temple Mountain

27:45

Jerusalem, the UFO over Jerusalem,

27:47

to a plethora of

27:49

prophecies being fulfilled within the

27:51

Abrahamic faiths, including Judaism,

27:53

Christianity, Islam, and many

27:56

other ancient beliefs. The red

27:58

egg, the heart, so on

28:00

so forth. With the intriguing

28:02

Torah codes verified by mathematical

28:04

statistics, the Bible's secrets are

28:06

now being revealed as computers

28:08

decode the ancient scriptures, revealing

28:10

the identity of the Messiah.

28:13

Messiah. Multiple corrections are provided

28:15

to eras that have crept

28:17

up into modern Bibles, including

28:19

simple translation eras, alterations of

28:21

scriptures, and outright deceptions. So

28:24

he doesn't believe in the Bible. No, he

28:26

said well his version of it. Yeah, this

28:28

was written by Cardinal Richard Ruff like Taylor,

28:30

you know, this is like, you know The

28:32

Bible wasn't going well for Rael. So he's

28:34

he's got a Rael's version, of course But

28:36

well because he has it's the same thing

28:39

that so many cult leaders say over the

28:41

years like I talked to God The Pope

28:43

doesn't talk to God. The Pope is a

28:45

false prophet. The Pope is a fraud I'm

28:47

the one I agree with them there. Well,

28:49

of course, but I'm what he says I'm

28:51

the one that talks to God and I'm

28:53

the one that says what the Bible should

28:56

really say because, you know, the Bible has

28:58

gone through so many translations over the years

29:00

that it's, you know, so much of its

29:02

meaning has changed from the original text. And

29:04

so he can say whatever the fuck he

29:06

wants to say. He can say that when

29:08

it was translated from this version to the

29:10

King James version, this was lost in translation.

29:13

And what it really means is what I say it

29:15

means. And of course, what he says it means

29:17

always feeds back into what is best for him. Oh,

29:19

of course. And this, I love this. of

29:23

I'm looking at this now this would lead

29:25

to the guy who wrote the foreword is

29:27

a guy named John Griffin the second who's

29:29

the director and founder of Weenie research and

29:31

he looks like a penis Weenie research It

29:34

might be weenie research. It might

29:37

be. But he said that he

29:39

was like the co -author of

29:41

this book, Richard Ruff, who also

29:43

chose to delve into controversial subjects

29:45

that most would avoid. He risked

29:47

his social and professional reputation by

29:50

publicly posting his research for the

29:52

public and other experts to review

29:54

as any true, transparent and honest

29:56

researchers often do. Wow,

29:58

it's just I think that's just

30:00

cuz it's in the book.

30:02

I think oh, yeah, it's coming

30:04

hard for a lot of

30:06

Jewish concepts Yeah, that's what that's

30:08

usually how it happens that

30:10

goes over well in Jerusalem Speaking

30:13

of which on June 16th

30:15

2016 three months after they arrived

30:17

members of the clergy were

30:19

Arrested in Jerusalem. Yeah, they were

30:21

reported to have stayed there

30:23

illegally threatened the state of Israel

30:25

stalked rabbis and generally causing

30:27

a nuisance. Yeah, they love that

30:29

over there This is fucking

30:31

hilarious the whole preface by captain

30:33

Richard Ruff of this whole

30:35

thing is very very funny is

30:37

that each he was taken

30:39

he said that he himself when

30:41

he was working on Bible

30:43

codes in his own way. He

30:45

plugged in the name Raymond

30:47

Lear into his own Bible code

30:49

computer program. And the first

30:51

thing that came up is the

30:53

words. He is the Messiah. Wow.

30:58

Yeah, buddy. Well, after they got

31:00

arrested in Jerusalem, like it almost went

31:02

from harmless to mass suicide. Because

31:04

authorities were contacted by family members of

31:06

the cult who got word from

31:09

members of the cult that they were

31:11

planning a mass suicide because Lord

31:13

Rael did not show up for Purim,

31:15

where he was allegedly going to

31:17

be announced as Messiah, as foretold by

31:19

Cardinal Kelly Patrick via what else

31:21

but the Torah codes. I find it

31:23

interesting that it was Purim. was

31:25

the holiday he chose. He chose Purim

31:27

again and again. Is it Purim

31:29

or Purim? Purim. Purim. Yeah, he chose

31:31

Purim again and again and again

31:33

as his special day. Well, it says

31:35

that it's a very, uh, he

31:38

loves this day. I know that it's

31:40

like, it's like a celebratory day.

31:42

celebration. Yeah. It's a celebratory day. People

31:44

wear costumes a lot. Uh, but

31:46

would you, it's a major holiday, right?

31:48

Yeah. I mean, they're all, they

31:50

all are. Yeah. Well, something we can

31:52

go look at like uh, there's

31:54

a happy one. It's not too serious.

31:56

You don't have to fast or

31:58

anything. Yeah, it's like a fun one.

32:00

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the day

32:02

that all of his people were arrested,

32:04

Lord Rael tweeted, denial was bad

32:06

enough. Now you persecute my saints. My

32:09

torrents. My torrents. My

32:12

torrents has been

32:15

exceeded. Dude, you guys

32:17

got to read the return of

32:19

Christ. I'm looking at this right now.

32:21

I can't believe we didn't have

32:23

all Raymond Elwood Lear. This is he

32:25

wrote. He writes in the third

32:27

person. Raymond Elwood Lear was conceived during

32:29

the blood moon tetrad that occurred

32:31

in alignment with the Hebrew feast calendar.

32:33

He was conceived in the blood

32:35

moon eclipse that fell on the Hebrew

32:37

holiday of Sukkot. and then thus

32:39

was being brought into this world just

32:41

after the reunification of Jerusalem. His

32:43

father, his biological father, was William Collins,

32:45

a Rosicrucian of the famous Collins

32:47

dynasty which is directly descended from King

32:49

David. There is much speculation on

32:52

the internet about the Jewish Collins bloodline

32:54

being the topical Luminati family. We

32:56

maintain that what it actually makes it

32:58

special is its direct Davidic lineage

33:00

and it says here he was born

33:02

to the humans, Ruth Alice Smith,

33:04

but he said mostly he was born

33:06

in the streets of Chicago where

33:08

he find himself fighting far more than

33:10

just well armed street gang. He

33:13

was born by he didn't mean

33:15

the blood moon eclipse he meant

33:17

the blood moon eclair. Oh

33:21

and also in Chicago before he

33:23

was Lord Rael he had like four

33:25

failed runs for office. This is

33:27

what it says. was working for the

33:29

Guardian Angels and the public saw

33:31

him as the Only incorruptible man in

33:33

Chicago Wow What years was that

33:36

90s like early to mid 90s. Yes.

33:38

Yeah, you as you can see

33:40

he's getting a little older Yes, but

33:42

he's got to be in his

33:44

60s. Yeah, somewhere around there. Yeah But

33:46

it but by the way speaking,

33:49

you know, I mentioned the Pope earlier

33:51

on July 20 2017 He did

33:53

like claim to Vatican City. Oh, it

33:55

is is his. Oh, yeah. Yeah,

33:57

so don't get in his way He's

33:59

coming for it. You know what

34:01

give it to him. Yeah Dude,

34:06

I actually forgot about this that

34:08

he was like somewhat involved with the

34:10

murder or something with his stepfather,

34:13

because they said that he came for

34:15

his stepfather, killed his mother, and

34:17

he said they, because that's why he

34:19

left America. He said he jailed

34:21

both him and his elderly mother on

34:23

false charges, all to keep him

34:26

out of office. And he said his

34:28

false persecution and imprisonment were prophesied

34:30

in Matthew, blah, blah, blah. But that's

34:32

why, according to him, Raymond was

34:34

then quote, unquote, secretly removed from the

34:36

U .S. and during January of 2011,

34:39

he was kept in quote, the

34:41

international zone between the U .S. and

34:43

Mexico. That doesn't exist. There is no

34:45

neutral area, even like on top

34:47

of the wall. You are the other

34:49

depending on the butt cheek. Well,

34:54

in 2017, we

34:56

all know what was becoming real big that

34:58

year. Cryptocurrency. Oh,

35:00

yeah, so on August 2016

35:02

2017 Rael publicly declared

35:04

possession of Earth's gold and

35:07

silver and introduced a

35:09

new monetary instrument called God

35:11

coin and God coin

35:13

God coin is in favor

35:15

of a universal gold

35:17

and silver back currency system

35:19

that provides abundance for

35:21

all who are found worthy

35:24

along with providing a social safety

35:27

net that will prevent falling

35:29

into poverty. According to Lord Rael's

35:31

website, Godcoin, it is the

35:33

only authorized currency of the new

35:35

kingdom. That's godcoin .gold. Dot gold.

35:38

This is another scam. All these guys, all

35:40

these Christians are starting to find the

35:42

Bitcoin now. It's like a new scam. And

35:44

he's doing it. He actually kind of

35:46

got way early on it. I'll say this

35:48

for Lord Rael. He understood the power

35:50

of the internet early and then he could

35:52

build a sustainable Nitch like

35:55

booty cult that can make him have

35:57

a living. Mm -hmm. That's all you need

35:59

the internet Yeah, that's what they say

36:01

is that being there's a being early

36:03

though is worse than being late always

36:05

Yeah, if you're too early, it's that

36:07

you might as well have not done

36:09

anything at all Well people talk about

36:11

us as they say they always find

36:13

the corpses of pioneers this footsteps of

36:15

others on the back But

36:18

on his website when he talks

36:20

about God coin and how big

36:22

it's gonna be he says Dominion

36:25

is not subtle God coin would

36:27

be the only authorized new currency

36:29

of the new kingdom Very soon

36:31

buying and selling will not occur

36:33

without accepting the new coin of

36:35

the of the realm It

36:37

fully admits that it is the mark

36:39

of the beast, but in a good way.

36:41

In a good way! The mark of

36:43

the beast is that for a very long

36:45

time, Christians have been preaching that the

36:47

mark of the beast was something evil and

36:49

something to be avoided at all cost.

36:52

They did not know what they were speaking

36:54

of. The second beast of Revelation 13

36:56

is Lord Rael. Whoa! And any true theologian

36:58

knows that the Bible uses the word

37:00

beast to describe leaders, not disparage them, so

37:02

the Lord is called the Lamb. The

37:04

lamb is a beast. Therefore, the mark of

37:06

the beast is a good thing. And

37:08

he says, it is the Lord

37:11

who creates a monetary system that

37:13

eliminates crime by tracking and tracing

37:15

all financial transactions, thus removing the

37:17

ability to commit money -based crimes

37:19

without the ability to commit crimes

37:22

motivated by money, no more

37:24

crime. There you go. Get

37:26

rid of it. Yes, that's easy to

37:28

do. Also, Lambs aren't beasts.

37:30

No, they're in goats or you know,

37:32

maybe goats a beast. Yeah, what rough

37:34

beast even like a sheep isn't a

37:36

beast No, yeah, he was not a

37:38

beast. No. Yeah. Yeah, I buy this

37:40

paperback of the return of Christ paperback

37:43

Yeah, buddy, you can get it in

37:45

print. Do I buy this? Do I

37:47

have this in my home? No, do

37:49

I give this out for gifts at

37:51

Christmas? Oh my god!

37:53

Do I give you money? Yeah, well, there's

37:55

definitely a great white elephant. All of the

37:57

purchasers are his followers. Of course. They're all

37:59

like reviews and they put their little like,

38:02

because they all have little badges that they

38:04

put on it. Wow! mean, he's

38:06

gonna get a notification that you bought

38:08

it. Yeah. He's gonna know. He's

38:10

definitely get it sent to the PO

38:12

Box. Yeah, he's gonna get an

38:14

email and he's just gonna go... Another

38:16

member of the corrupt media. Yes,

38:18

we can have lunch today. One

38:21

fish taco for me, one, two

38:23

fish tacos for me. And by the

38:25

way, if you want Godcoin, the

38:27

only way you can earn Godcoin is

38:30

by working for the Crown or

38:32

Crown licensed private companies. Oh!

38:34

Yeah, so he's very much

38:36

looking at this as a

38:38

theological dictatorship. The currency

38:40

will be valid for all legal purchases.

38:42

including purchasing leaves from the tree

38:44

of life to remain alive and healthy

38:46

while in service to the crown.

38:48

So he's just gonna be like shit

38:50

from Michaels? I think because basically

38:52

what he's doing is he's creating like

38:54

Disney bucks. Yeah, where you can

38:57

you have to buy Disney bucks to

38:59

get when you got getting to

39:01

Disney so you can buy stuff at

39:03

Disney. Yes, yeah, but they're more

39:05

expensive, but then it's actually worth. Yes,

39:07

exactly. So Raymond L.

39:09

Wood, um... Oh, this book is all Torah

39:11

codes. Oh, yeah, you don't want that.

39:13

This Torah code, shit, stupid. What is it,

39:15

just not ones and zero? It's just

39:17

all saying, it's all him proving all of

39:20

his various... It's what he's doing, it's

39:22

like some information, but most of this is

39:24

straight up just his proof that the

39:26

things that he say are gonna happen, happen.

39:28

Is it written left or right? No.

39:31

He can't do that. But

39:33

this came out fuckin' right

39:35

before COVID hit. Yeah, it did.

39:37

By the way, Kelly Patrick

39:39

that I mentioned earlier, he has

39:41

a LinkedIn where he lists

39:44

the entire corporate structure of the

39:46

Lord Rael Empire. Richard Ruff

39:48

is CEO, Kelly Patrick is

39:50

COO, and the CTO, Chief Tactical

39:52

Officer, is Bishop Samuel Grenier, who was

39:54

the Scottish Judo Champion in 1980.

39:56

Yes, that's right. I thought they had

39:58

a judo champion. They also had

40:00

an NFL player for a hot second.

40:03

There was a very, actually, oh

40:05

man. Fridge? No, he was an American,

40:07

like, NFL player who came out,

40:09

like Lord Rael was - Adam Wehmer.

40:11

For, like, just a little bit. He

40:13

was, like, on ESPN. Yes, Adam

40:15

Wehmer was this guy. This was back

40:17

in 2014. Yeah, because Adam,

40:19

this guy came out and said, like, hey,

40:22

Lord Rael is the Messiah. I follow Lord

40:24

Rael now, and you got fucking. Cut. Then

40:26

he headbutted the wall. Yes. This

40:28

is according to Adam Wehmer. I have

40:30

joined with the unstoppable force who remains victorious.

40:33

Christ, Jesus, Yeshua, Lord Royale, God, Jehovah,

40:35

I am. He is everything you want him

40:37

to be because he loves you all

40:39

so much. It's all in caps. I can't

40:41

even explain his love. You can only

40:43

experience it. You guys wonder how I do

40:45

it. I take a quiz for my

40:47

status net. It smiles from Christ. Jesus

40:50

who stretches me. Oh, glory to him.

40:53

Cut. What was he

40:55

with the Vikings? Seahawks.

40:58

Seahawks. Yeah, I'm not a very minor

41:00

player, but yeah, I think it was

41:02

his rookie year too, so it's just

41:04

like he is... Yeah, because he left

41:06

the the left the scouting combine. Yeah.

41:09

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, which he said

41:11

he could leave the scouting combine. And

41:13

then when he left his defiance would

41:15

be met. It's Lord Rael said that

41:17

they will then definitely put you on

41:19

the Seahawks. And then what's hard is

41:21

that if you're not at the combine,

41:23

though, yeah, you can't be seen by

41:25

the Seahawks. I mean, what's wrong with

41:27

Rael? This was money. Yeah, said he

41:29

left there. It's because he still it's

41:31

it's just weird. He's bad at it.

41:33

Yeah, he's not good at it. Yeah,

41:36

that is the thing is that he

41:38

had a really good idea and really

41:40

bad execution. Like that was his biggest

41:42

problem. He just doesn't know how to

41:44

execute. By the way, what is the

41:46

Jubilee birthday? Is that 75? I believe

41:48

the Jubilee birthday is 50. I

41:51

believe it's a 50. I'm excited.

41:53

Yes, 50. Yeah, 50. So, okay, he's

41:55

actually not that old. I mean,

41:57

I think he might be He might

41:59

be out, like he said he

42:01

turned 50 in 2018. No way. Yeah.

42:03

you see that fucking guy? Well,

42:05

he looks like shit. I don't think

42:07

he's taken care of himself. No. And

42:10

in 2018, the Gary

42:12

Indiana parole district Facebook page posted

42:14

a wanted poster of Raymond

42:16

Ellwood for absconding parole. Oh, yes.

42:19

And on January 10th, 2019,

42:21

Lord Ryle issued his Pentecost address

42:23

to the world and announced

42:25

the end begins now. 2018,

42:28

2018, 2019. Yeah, that was the last time.

42:30

And then he was really ramping up

42:33

again. He was kind of right on that

42:35

one. Well, he was well, he was

42:37

ramping up. This was hard. Is that like,

42:39

if you just keep saying it, eventually

42:41

something bad is going to happen. Did he

42:43

claim that COVID was him? Yes, we'll

42:45

get to that here in a second. Okay.

42:47

Oh, and this is a funny one

42:49

on February 27, 2019. They said

42:51

this guy, Michael Hor, he self

42:53

realized that he was the cult's

42:55

returned prophet Elijah. Well,

42:57

real self realized that on his

42:59

32nd birthday. He'd been a

43:02

part of the cult since 2016.

43:04

Previously, the cult's Elijah Oprah.

43:06

Whoa. She's

43:08

so hard to book. Yeah.

43:11

Popra. Popra. Yes. She's

43:13

got to do. And

43:16

on Purim 2019, Raymond Lear

43:18

was anointed King of Kings in

43:20

Rosarito, Mexico at the Hotel

43:22

Calafia. Did you actually, did you

43:24

see that on pay -per -view

43:27

or no? I

43:29

didn't need to check it out. I

43:31

was too busy getting my dick sucked

43:33

by this old man in a cavern.

43:37

I didn't I forgot this Kelly

43:40

Patrick is a woman She

43:42

was revealed as the bride of

43:44

Christ through a Torah code

43:46

whoa the Torah code is indeed.

43:48

She is the bride Kelly

43:50

P So they actually so he

43:53

says that the fucking Torah

43:55

code like knows people's specific names

43:57

it knows the Torah code

43:59

knows everything so you can go

44:01

and it'll be like Henry

44:03

get the posture of the day

44:06

Like, if I want to, if I want to

44:08

find out what I'm going to eat that day,

44:11

I just go to the Torah and I just,

44:13

like, flip through a bunch of numbers. I think

44:15

you can, I think it's that, I think you

44:17

can do anything with it. At least they do

44:19

anything with it. Kelly and Patrick was a bishop,

44:21

correct? Yes. That's more progressive than

44:23

the Catholic Church. It is. I know, I

44:25

know, there's, again, broken clock, yeah. The

44:28

big thing about these guys

44:30

is if we can go to

44:32

2020, on January 10th, when

44:35

the CDC announced that the coronavirus

44:37

pandemic had begun, it

44:39

was exactly one year. And

44:41

this is actually true. It's

44:43

actually one year after Lord Rael

44:45

said that the end begins

44:47

now. But then it's funny because

44:49

if it was 368 days, It

44:52

would not have worked. But because it was

44:54

three, I mean, it was like the year

44:56

mark. You know he's just like,

44:58

yes! That's it!

45:00

That's the way in, yes! Yes!

45:04

I was kind of hoping we'd see a weird

45:06

star, or Biden would fall down. Last

45:08

minute, fuck it. Yeah, it's been

45:10

a year. It has been a

45:12

year. Yeah, it was a fucking

45:15

buzzer beater, man. Do you think

45:17

he knew it from his iPhone

45:19

photo memories? Oh my

45:21

god, it has been here. Oh, wow.

45:24

And from there on, like, they just

45:26

kept saying, yeah, COVID was us,

45:28

COVID was us. This is what

45:30

they're saying. Like, COVID was the sign.

45:33

COVID is the, you know, that is

45:35

the sign that the end has

45:37

begun. And he, you know, and

45:39

the more people that died, the happier he

45:41

was. Oh, yes. Like, he got fucking

45:43

psyched when 4 ,500 people died in Indium

45:45

one day. Well, it's because then he's just

45:47

like, now. We reap

45:49

the benefits It's like

45:52

it still hasn't paid

45:54

out kiss the holy

45:56

pangolin Have you ever

45:58

eaten bat? Yeah,

46:00

so come closer this bats

46:03

coughing and you may not be

46:05

surprised to hear that he

46:07

is anti -vax. No, yeah But

46:09

he's the funny thing is they're

46:11

also anti -testing Yeah, they

46:13

refused to even test for COVID -19.

46:15

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's

46:17

really not into it. But he would

46:19

go and like, he got baptized,

46:21

he got rebaptized. He got rebaptized. In

46:23

the Catholic Church? No, in the

46:25

ocean. Oh! It is the funniest baptism

46:28

I've ever seen. It is Lord

46:30

Rael, who is... We're like when I

46:32

say he's fat like I mean

46:34

he has one of those Incredible massive

46:36

Santa Claus belly. Yeah, it's just

46:38

like it's the bad fat. It's what

46:40

we had. It's what I have

46:42

It's just this huge gigantic belly these

46:44

four guys take him out into

46:46

the ocean Sunset and one of them

46:49

is holding like a flashlight to

46:51

make sure that the iPhone they're filming

46:53

it on captures the whole thing

46:55

and Lord Rael of course as we

46:57

heard he has dropped the British

46:59

accent completely I think he's just like

47:01

this is just I can't do

47:03

this yeah, and then he lies down

47:05

in the ocean the fucking waves

47:07

come over him and You can tell

47:10

he's struggling to get up a

47:12

turtle on his back. Yeah, especially once

47:14

he's wet It's great

47:16

and it takes three guys to

47:18

get him back up again. You

47:20

know like when they have to

47:22

move a dolphin Yeah, that's how

47:24

it felt first. They started to

47:26

roll them back into the ocean

47:28

and they're like, no no He's

47:30

a guy also the what's funny.

47:32

Why this is a little note.

47:34

Okay, if you're gonna do a

47:36

big Cult ceremony and you're gonna

47:38

film it and you want to

47:40

appear mysterious and inscrutable This is

47:42

a little tip. I'm gonna give

47:44

you steam You're linen. I

47:47

don't take you. Unfortunately, I'm sorry. All

47:49

right. And I understand this phenomena because every

47:51

single time we get an email, but

47:53

us mispronouncing something and then we get like

47:56

an email where you've like, you've stopped

47:58

everything. You've stopped the whole episode that we've

48:00

done like 25, 30 hours of work

48:02

on just because there we mispronounce the thing.

48:04

And then you don't like listen to

48:06

the rest of it, right? Like I understand

48:08

that now because I'm watching the cult

48:10

video and all of the sheets are obviously

48:13

fresh from packaging. Yeah. And it's like,

48:15

You gotta steam out these creases. Gotta steam

48:17

out the creases. I see the Kmart. You

48:19

know I mean? I don't see

48:22

there is no, I'm not getting Mormon

48:24

tabernacle vibes from this. And

48:26

I also, I forgot to mention that

48:28

his mother was said to be a

48:30

direct descendant of Joseph Smith, who

48:32

was also, you know, the Mormon prophet. Yeah. And

48:35

today, Richard Ruff and Michael Har,

48:37

who remember he's the Elijah, they run

48:39

social media in most of the

48:41

operations. They have a few

48:44

Facebook groups active. They have Ray

48:46

Elite teachings, the International Congregation

48:48

of Lord. and the Torah

48:50

Codes group. They also have YouTube

48:52

channels, but the YouTube channels

48:54

haven't posted anything in two years.

48:56

Yeah, everything's kind of, ever since COVID,

48:58

it seems like the post COVID

49:01

thing really kind of crushed them. I

49:03

feel like they saw an opportunity

49:05

to make it big during 2020, and

49:07

then it just didn't take. Do

49:09

you think there's a chance he's dead?

49:12

No. No, not yet. He's still alive. I

49:14

mean, how would we know? It's not

49:16

like it's gonna be in the news. I

49:18

guess not. I actually, I don't know.

49:20

I actually feel like we'd know with you.

49:23

I feel like... Somebody would call you.

49:25

Somebody into this. If I looked it up,

49:27

because he has fucked people over. You

49:29

know, so there's no way there's not somebody...

49:31

he still have a warrant? Probably. Yeah. Yeah,

49:34

he's involved with he's involved. It sounds

49:36

like he's kind of semi -involved with the

49:38

murder. Where do you think he is now,

49:40

Mexico again? He's definitely, he's gonna be,

49:42

he's gonna die in Mexico. Okay. Definitely, he's

49:44

never coming back to the United States.

49:46

Because it's the thing, he does have enough,

49:48

he still has online followers too who

49:50

give him money. Like he has a lot

49:52

of them. are relatively a lot of

49:54

them. Like, what are we talking? Like, 20,

49:57

100? 100, I'd say. You know, they'd

49:59

probably come in and out. Enough to survive

50:01

in Mexico. Yeah. And their place is

50:03

actually pretty nice. Yeah. Like, at least it

50:05

was the first Baja place that they

50:07

got was pretty nice. Like, nicer than you

50:09

would think they would have. There is

50:11

a care to some petition site that is

50:13

trying to getting Raymond Lord Rael Lear

50:15

to show up or shut up, basically saying,

50:17

if the world's not going to end,

50:19

I want my money back. Wow!

50:24

That's incredible. So,

50:26

hey guys, that is our first update

50:28

episode. Yeah. Yeah, we got it in there.

50:30

We got in there. We're gonna have a

50:32

bunch of other ones. Yeah. Now we're gonna

50:35

be doing a fuck ton this whole year.

50:37

Yeah, we're gonna have 40 of these episodes

50:39

this year. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm very excited.

50:41

Yeah. is gonna be great for me, by

50:43

the way. Yeah, dude. I actually do, like,

50:45

appreciate this, because I need all the references.

50:47

Yeah. No, no, no, you're gonna get all

50:50

of them, Matt. No, he's honestly, this is...

50:52

let's see what happens here. He was trying

50:54

to abduct several women. He had a phony

50:56

CIA badge. He poses a US senator to

50:58

a woman. He tried to hire

51:00

somebody else to help him kidnap another woman.

51:03

And then he also, he was arrested

51:05

for attacking his ex -wife, which is

51:07

what he said that the cops

51:09

drugged her and put these implanted memories

51:11

into her head. Who the hell

51:13

is going to believe that he's a

51:15

senator? Dummies. Unfortunately, or so

51:17

that's unfair. It's the people that are

51:19

really really broken. mean, well, I mean

51:22

if you saw a picture of him

51:24

back when he was Raymond Lear, he

51:26

looked like I mean, yeah, he did

51:28

look like a criminal, but I also

51:30

only saw pictures of him in mug

51:32

shots. Yeah, but he could maybe pass

51:34

himself off as somebody, you know, some

51:36

sort of congressman. But do you remember

51:39

he was delivered here by the UFO

51:41

over Israel? Have you ever seen that?

51:43

Yeah, if you look UFO over Jerusalem.

51:45

No, I haven't you go take a

51:47

look at it I will a lot

51:49

of people have obviously debunked it. Yeah,

51:51

but it's very interesting Yeah, it's been

51:53

it has been thoroughly debunked, but it's

51:56

good. I like it. Yeah, they aren't

51:58

dome blowing out All All

52:00

right. well, thank y all very

52:02

much for listening and we'll see

52:04

y 'all 'all next time. see you

52:06

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52:08

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