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We are having a time period.

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Croatia. And I hope you have

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everybody's enjoying their hot dog. It

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here in downtown Croatia. And do

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you think that we got a

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northeast about 45 miles per hour?

1:58

Do you think that we'll affect

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we go, good bye. Miss McConnell.

2:10

Unfortunately, we forgot that in Croatia,

2:12

the wind blows with powder glass.

2:14

Yes, it's actually a perfect environment,

2:16

and I feel, these contestants, some

2:19

of these people have never been

2:21

in a physical fight. Absolutely not.

2:23

Some of them have been in

2:25

so many fights, you would consider

2:28

them to be the most dangerous

2:30

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2:32

bring them in here today. That's

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right, and here on the Wild

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Card Edition, I know in previous

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Mayhem and Murder, we've done half

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2:46

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2:48

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2:50

this is a Wild Card Edition.

2:52

I'm very, very excited to see

2:55

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3:06

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earned it, he earned it, yeah,

4:59

yeah, I did earn it. You'll

5:01

take a paste. Or a jail.

5:03

Please. But yes, here on the

5:05

March Madness of Murder and Mayhem,

5:08

this is our fourth one. And

5:10

what we're going to be doing

5:12

today is we're going to be

5:14

picking 16 fighters out of our

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cup. of champions. Oh, here we

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go. Let's start, let's get our

5:21

first round going. Let's get our

5:23

first round going. Let's get our

5:26

first round and of course we

5:28

got the Eastern Conference and the

5:30

Western Conference. That's right. Yes, and

5:32

that's the Far East and the

5:35

far East and the far West.

5:37

Far East, far, far, far West.

5:39

All right, so let's start with

5:41

the Eastern Conference. We're going to

5:44

go through all the Eastern Conference

5:46

first and then we're going to

5:48

go through the Western Conference first

5:50

round first round. is five Mars

5:53

attacks aliens. Oh, there you go.

5:55

That's gonna be. You know, they

5:57

are from another planet and they

5:59

are hostile because they don't understand

6:02

birds. you. And if you remember

6:04

anything from the third annual March

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Madness that we did, we don't

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know anything about birds, either. I

6:11

do! I said 10,000! We're not

6:13

going to... The bird matter is

6:15

why we chose a new way

6:17

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6:20

bird matter is closed. We can't

6:22

revisit the bird matter. It has

6:24

been decided. Ever since this, what's

6:26

happened? The price of eggs, through

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the roof. It is again, that's

6:31

eggs, not birds. They came first.

6:33

And it was fighting five Mars

6:35

attacks aliens. Let's see here it

6:38

is. Marjorie Taylor Green! Oh, the

6:40

bruiser from, I believe it is

6:42

Missouri! This big thick old bitch

6:44

is ready for a fight. All

6:47

right, so how's this fight? So

6:49

we're doing this in a dirt

6:51

field. I will face them in

6:53

squire circle. They literally have Jewish

6:56

space lasers. Yeah, that is the

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7:14

so with the Mars attacks aliens,

7:16

do they have? a hand to

7:18

hand here. I think that they

7:20

have laser guns. There's no way

7:23

these aliens fight fair, first of

7:25

all. But Marjorie Taylor Green is

7:27

shielded by the Constitution. And what

7:29

you guys don't understand is that

7:32

the Constitution can absorb, I believe,

7:34

up to the wafts of a

7:36

neutron bomb. I'm trying to think

7:38

what the... Constitution can save three

7:41

blasts. I mean forget that, I

7:43

mean just that, also her thick

7:45

skin. Oh no, she's got, if

7:47

you did a role on her,

7:50

I did a role for her

7:52

constitution, it's 18. She has the

7:54

skin like a rhino. She is,

7:56

it's as thick, it can take

7:59

most trappnal and it can take

8:01

quite a bit, but you know,

8:03

direct, you can kill her with

8:05

a bazook. I'm pretty sure her

8:08

mother was in armadillo. Yes, yes,

8:10

but I do think that the

8:12

Mars attacks aliens, they're clever. Right.

8:14

No, no, but what she lags

8:17

for in mental strength, she makes

8:19

up for in strength of body

8:21

and frame. She's a tank. Yeah,

8:23

she is my full lumbers or

8:26

she's my number one woman out

8:28

there ready to fuck shit up

8:30

within a three feet circle of

8:32

her arms. That's true, but the

8:35

Mars attack, the Mars attacks aliens

8:37

do have the range though. They

8:39

do and they also, there's more.

8:41

Five of them. Yeah, they'll surround

8:44

her. Yeah, they'll surround her. See

8:46

if they can handle me. What

8:48

I'll do is I gotta rip

8:50

my dress off, tie it around

8:53

my head, keep my hair out

8:55

of my eyes. All I got

8:57

is my studded bra. My filled

8:59

panties. And I'm ready to take

9:02

these aliens down. One knuckles sandwich

9:04

at a time. You come for

9:06

me, you little Martians. You can't

9:08

handle the truth. Now do you

9:11

think first of all are they

9:13

fighting now or are we going

9:15

through the entire is this is

9:17

this fight currently happening? This fight's

9:20

currently happening. Okay, I just want

9:22

to make sure I know what's

9:24

happening. I don't think she stands

9:26

a chance against five Mars attacks

9:29

aliens. I don't think so either.

9:31

But I do think in the

9:33

fight she can get if you

9:35

get three a hold right because

9:38

all right, let's put it this

9:40

way set it up. The tax.

9:42

aliens land right we're gonna have

9:44

the setup of the fight Marjorie

9:47

Taylor Green she rolls out of

9:49

like I've usually like the you

9:51

know the Gladiator when the big

9:53

gates rise up and she's coming

9:56

out she's been fighting other smaller

9:58

men warming up for fucking an

10:00

hour right right She said they're

10:02

like, yeah, oh yeah, Mr. Buttish

10:05

Ash, I'm gonna take you down.

10:07

She's down there working on Pete

10:09

Buttigas, getting herself warmed up. She

10:11

comes out, right? She's the aliens.

10:14

First, I think she's gonna do

10:16

a sexual affront. Yeah. And do,

10:18

uh, you don't know if you

10:20

could handle this much American woman.

10:23

Right? And I wonder whether or

10:25

not they would respond well. Yeah,

10:27

yeah, you see this? Oh, yeah,

10:29

you're the hottest baby I've ever

10:32

seen. I want to slip your

10:34

entire body inside of me. But

10:36

the Mars attacks aliens, as we

10:38

know, are not swayed by female

10:41

or human sexuality in any way

10:43

whatsoever. But I think she can

10:45

get close to one or two

10:47

of them. How? With her hands!

10:50

Speed! Well, she's got to have

10:52

a gun on her. Yeah, she's

10:54

wondering her pussy. Yeah, or around

10:56

her ankle. She's a dillinger and

10:59

her pussy. Yeah, but I believe

11:01

that traditional firearms were not that

11:03

effective against the Mars attacks aliens.

11:05

No, as we know, it's only

11:08

that one song. It's just that

11:10

one song. Yeah, and I don't

11:12

think Marjorie Taylor Green listens to

11:14

music that good. She's not watched

11:17

Tim Burton films. She's gonna spend

11:19

half of the time telling the

11:21

Mars attacks aliens that they never

11:23

attacked Earth and killed anybody and

11:26

killed anybody in. they don't have

11:28

any team. So I think unfortunately

11:30

they do rise above her floating.

11:32

I still think she could take

11:35

out one. Oh of course she's

11:37

taking out one. Yeah she's definitely.

11:39

She's got one. She's going to

11:41

take out one. She's going to

11:44

bite and snack. Yeah because they're

11:46

going to sacrifice one in order

11:48

to sneak up behind her and

11:50

take her down. And then she's

11:53

definitely zapped into a skeleton. I

11:55

actually see it more like the

11:57

sort of situation where they have

11:59

to like surround a massive elephant

12:02

and like five people have to

12:04

like shoot. the Mars attacks aliens

12:06

take it. All right. What a

12:08

satisfying conflict. All right so round

12:11

two we have. Joseph

12:13

Fritzel with his grandfather's Luger. Very

12:15

good. So yeah, so he does

12:18

have. Yeah, I'm ready to fight.

12:20

It's one of my favorite days.

12:22

They let me out to the

12:24

prison. And it's just nice to

12:27

do it. And I've done so

12:29

many different ideas for home renovations.

12:31

Number one father in the room.

12:34

So what age of Joseph Fritzel

12:36

are we hitting here? No. Oh,

12:38

no. Oh, no. Okay. And that

12:40

he's going to be going up

12:43

against... Moody's the hippo strapped to

12:45

a Boston dynamic song. Well, I

12:47

mean, if he's able to lure

12:49

them in a basement and shut

12:52

that door, who knows what's going

12:54

to happen? So I kind of

12:56

want to talk about this choice.

12:58

So, Moody's choice. Obviously, this is

13:01

Henry's choice. Right, because everyone's joking

13:03

about Mu-Dang being wet and grumpy,

13:05

which is why he's an antagonist,

13:08

right? Yeah. But then he's strapped

13:10

to a giant Boston dynamic dog.

13:12

No, I do think that... I

13:14

think that the Boston Dynamic Dog

13:17

slows Mu Dang down. No, absolutely

13:19

not. Muang is small enough to

13:21

be cradleed inside of it. Muang

13:23

is a two-year-old hippopotamus at this

13:26

point. Yes, that is the giant.

13:28

Look at the size of Muang.

13:30

This is when it was a

13:33

child. This is now, Muang always.

13:35

No, it's not. No, it's not

13:37

yet. Right now, I'm using baby

13:39

Muang. Yeah. That looked like this

13:42

any longer. Yeah, it's baby mooding

13:44

mooding at the height of its

13:46

popularity. Yeah, meme level mooding. Yeah,

13:48

and he's inside of his Boston

13:51

dynamic dog. Joseph Fritzel, obviously he...

13:53

Oh, hold on. The moodang is

13:55

inside the dog. I think that's

13:57

unfair. I think that moodang should

14:00

be strapped on top of the

14:02

dog. That's what I kind of

14:04

mean. Yeah, yeah. Essentially, the belt

14:07

attached to it. Yeah, a leather

14:09

belt. I think that you can

14:11

see this thing revving up. Joseph

14:13

Fritzel is bound to a chair.

14:16

You can barely walk, or he's

14:18

got a eugra, being like, I've,

14:20

the one thing I learned, all

14:22

my time, all my time of

14:25

being a being a being a

14:27

father. is patience. And he sits

14:29

and he waits and moodang they

14:32

load him up right he comes,

14:34

he, he, he, he, he, he,

14:36

he, he, he, he comes out.

14:38

We decide whether or not at

14:41

first moodang he's too cute. He

14:43

likes the attention. Right. So everybody's

14:45

applauding, moodang. He's too cute. He

14:47

likes the attention. Yeah. Right. So

14:50

everybody's applauding moodang. And it's like,

14:52

oh, moodang. And it's like, and

14:54

it's like he's not. Fazed at

14:56

all. No, he had sex with

14:59

his own daughter too much. He's

15:01

you can't deal with being killed

15:03

Yeah, he's just gonna pull out

15:06

his gun and shoot Mu Dang

15:08

in the head. Exactly One shot.

15:10

Yeah, he has one shot He's

15:12

gonna throw like a battery down

15:15

a staircase and a dog's gonna

15:17

go after shut the door at

15:19

dollars. Joseph Fritzel shoots it in

15:21

the head and that leads the

15:24

Boston dynamic dog to be leaderless.

15:26

But I do think that Joe

15:28

Joseph Fritzel, he's an old man.

15:30

I don't know what his marksmanship

15:33

skills are like. So I think

15:35

he's gonna wait until the Boston

15:37

Dynamics dog with Mu Dang strapped

15:40

on top charges him. He's got

15:42

the right before the Boston dynamic

15:44

dog's eyes. Wait until he charges

15:46

him. And so he's gonna shoot

15:49

Mu Dang right before the Boston.

15:51

dynamic dogs, dynamic dogs, but that's

15:53

the thing, the Boston Dynamics dog

15:55

is. going to collide with the

15:58

old man. Well now Joseph Ritzel

16:00

is knocked out of his wheelchair.

16:02

So now it's Joseph Ritzel second

16:05

round unfortunately on his feet. Yes,

16:07

yes, he's on his feet. He's

16:09

definitely on his feet and he's

16:11

a little battered because that's what

16:14

we got to remember. That's what

16:16

the rules that we put in

16:18

last year is that you do

16:20

go into the next round with

16:23

the injuries that you sustained in

16:25

the round before. So for example

16:27

we have only four Mars attacks

16:29

aliens left. Yes, exactly. Exactly. But

16:32

I also think that once Mu

16:34

Dang is dead and the dog

16:36

has this fucking stupid weight off

16:39

its back of a hippopotamus, it

16:41

will be a much more fierce

16:43

fighter and will kill Joseph Fritzel

16:45

while he's laying on the ground.

16:48

I just stop him to death.

16:50

It loses the Mu Dang is

16:52

the driving force. Yeah, Mu Dang

16:54

is the driving force. I think

16:57

after he kills Mu Dang, Fritzel

16:59

gains control the Boston dynamic stuff.

17:01

Yeah, so now it's your crystal

17:04

writing a Boston dynamic star. But

17:06

he loses the gun. Yeah, yeah,

17:08

but he loses the gun. Because

17:10

he only had one bullet in

17:13

it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So

17:15

he was so surprised when it

17:17

actually worked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

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fully armed Australian laricans. Those are

22:54

the rambunctious children that built the

22:56

entire criminal network of Australia. And

22:58

a fully armed larican has a

23:00

garbage pale body, right? It has

23:02

garbage pale armor with tolls cut

23:04

out of the side of it,

23:07

with the hand-sicking out of it,

23:09

with trash-killy-arm hat, and each one

23:11

has an armed... Slingshod. Yeah, with

23:13

a bunch of rocks. Yes. A

23:15

lot of, I mean, a nearly

23:17

unlimited supply of rocks. It's Australia,

23:20

there's rocks everywhere. Yeah, it's a

23:22

rock heavy city or a country.

23:24

And they're, again, they're children though.

23:26

But they're fearless. By children, we

23:29

mean what? 13? 14? I would

23:31

say, yeah, 8 to 13. In

23:33

Australia, you're a child into your

23:35

13. You're immediately a man. As

23:37

soon as you hit 14. And

23:40

then you're an adult man. Americans

23:42

versus. It's gonna be child

23:44

versus child. We have Jan

23:47

Pelgram, the cabin boy. From

23:49

the Batavia, the insane cabin

23:51

boy. This fight could have

23:54

actually happened. Yeah, it's so

23:56

close. We really could have.

23:58

This is a week. battle

24:00

here off the coast of Australia

24:02

versus the Australians themselves right now

24:04

we know he's supposed to be

24:06

you impressed by you you know

24:08

you're supposed to be a great

24:10

green daddy or some sort some

24:12

kind but the rest of us

24:15

don't care because we ate old

24:17

people. We won't take you in.

24:19

We're telling you to scale time.

24:21

And I'm gonna put Jan Pelgram.

24:23

I'm not gonna do Jan Pelgram

24:25

as he was, which, you know,

24:27

of course he was, back then,

24:29

two week to strangle anybody, two

24:31

week to kill anybody. I'm doing

24:33

Jan Pelgram as he saw himself.

24:35

Oh, yeah. Young's self image. I'm

24:37

a boy that was born to

24:39

kill other boys. And I'll do

24:41

it! Discriminately! You know, one of

24:44

the chances that they just joined

24:46

forces and decide that they're like,

24:48

he's the 11th Lyrican. Good, very

24:50

good. Well, this is the problem.

24:52

Very, very good. Did we understand

24:54

this at first when we put

24:56

together this list? Because I think

24:58

that there is no way. they

25:00

stay separate yeah I think so

25:02

too I can see him and

25:04

say oh my god we're on

25:06

the same team yeah why fight

25:08

when we can kiss yeah let's

25:10

go take this whole fucking thing

25:13

they can't wait to fight the

25:15

Mars and the Mars aliens fucking

25:17

that's all they want to do

25:19

it's all a lerican ever wanted

25:21

ever was to fight a Martian

25:23

I think this is I feel

25:25

like they're just gonna become buddies

25:27

yeah he's a follower you know

25:29

Pelgram becomes the leader. Oh yeah.

25:31

If Young Pelgram as his like

25:33

self image, like his young Pelgram,

25:35

you gotta remember, he's 17. And

25:37

he did talk people into killing.

25:39

He did. Yeah. Oh yeah. He

25:42

definitely gubs in, they're about to

25:44

fight and lerechons all sit and

25:46

they kind of measure each other

25:48

up, all of a sudden they're

25:50

looking at each other's slingshot and

25:52

they're like, yeah it is right.

25:54

It's fucking awesome. I got a

25:56

bunch of people. If it barely

25:58

works, but you can. people with

26:00

me. A lot of us, we

26:02

never really got a chance to

26:04

kill grown man yet. Right? Mostly

26:06

just harass people and pretend to

26:08

be ghosts. As long as it's

26:11

going to point on it, it

26:13

can go in the eye! Go

26:15

together! All right, so it's going

26:17

to be the best Australian garage

26:19

rock band ever, Jan and the

26:21

Lyricans. That is just, that is

26:23

a team that you, we didn't

26:25

know that it could happen like

26:27

this. All right. Defying reality. That's

26:29

why this is better than the

26:31

actual March madness is because this

26:33

can't happen amongst basketball teams. Yeah,

26:35

do you think people have this

26:37

sort of passion talking about like

26:40

Duke versus Syracuse? No. Unless they

26:42

got money read. Yeah, yeah. All

26:44

right. I'm the same, we want

26:46

to say thank you to the

26:48

various gambling apps that work here.

26:50

You can actually submit a bet.

26:52

And for one of these, for

26:54

our March Madness right now, on

26:56

your rocket money? I think it's

26:58

on better sleep. Yeah, better sleep.

27:00

Yeah. All right, so this is

27:02

the last round in the pre-limbs.

27:04

There are pre-limbs, but like the

27:06

last round in the first round

27:09

Eastern Conference. Oh, we've got Algata,

27:11

the 9-11-gator. Oh, yeah, trade by

27:13

Algata. Kill the old man when

27:15

he was expecting at least on

27:17

9-11. Mm-hmm. That's right. Just a

27:19

beautiful Tuesday. Remember was shot in

27:21

ahead by a cop. Yeah, that

27:23

is true. And we can be

27:25

killed. Yeah, all-gated the 9-11 gator

27:27

versus Lord Michael's. We shall see,

27:29

shall we... I don't know if

27:31

he's ready for the... Main show

27:33

or not we don't take what

27:35

okay to actually take I appreciate

27:38

that I guess we really don't

27:40

do puns anymore, but I Know

27:42

that on 9-11 he saw that

27:44

and immediately started producing Yeah got

27:46

to get to work very easily.

27:48

So saying is that 40 Rock

27:50

is actually quite far. Far, quite

27:52

far from the world trade center.

27:54

Right at a perfect distance for

27:56

me. To enjoy it from as

27:58

a Canadian. Now does he have

28:00

his security team? Yeah, he has

28:02

a phalanx of assistance. Yeah, phalanx.

28:04

How many, how many is in

28:07

a phalanx? Five. When I saw

28:09

him in real life, he was

28:11

surrounded by five blonde ladies on

28:13

phones. and he did nothing. Yeah

28:15

and isn't there always like a

28:17

child who like a boy who

28:19

follows him with popcorn? No I

28:21

wish. I heard about that. I

28:23

never saw that. I think I

28:25

remember reading that in the live

28:27

at the book the oral history

28:29

of Saturday Night Live is that

28:31

he quit smoking like many years

28:33

ago and so now he like

28:36

constantly eats popcorn and so there's

28:38

somebody that's always around him that

28:40

makes sure that there's never like

28:42

a bowl of popcorn. It's kind

28:44

of like Ronald Reagan with his

28:46

jelly beans. That's another substantiated rumor

28:48

about me. How many times people

28:50

make up incredible things? I'm seven

28:52

feet tall. Well if you remember

28:54

Al Gata went for the man's

28:56

terrier and then the man got

28:58

in the way and got killed

29:00

and had his leg ripped off

29:02

by Al Gata. Now the popcorn

29:05

boy could be the thing that...

29:07

Fucking entices Algated to come out

29:09

of the swamp. Yeah, and go

29:11

after the boy and then Warren

29:13

would be so upset that his

29:15

popcorn boy is being attacked He

29:17

would then jump in to save

29:19

his popcorn not the boy and

29:21

then Algator could Rip his legs

29:23

off. Algated absent. I'm just gonna

29:25

say a 12 foot allegation. Yeah,

29:27

he's a big alligator and more

29:29

Michael's a dainty old man. Yes,

29:31

for my own He's a television

29:34

producer. Yes Algata Absolutely massacres Lord

29:36

Michael He first like obviously he

29:38

stages it all to be like

29:40

let's see how he does in

29:42

the test And so they bring

29:44

Algata is in the in the

29:46

waiting room for that eight age

29:48

It's a sound like two too

29:50

much for slapping together. Yes. Lord

29:52

Michael's been like, can he do

29:54

an impression of being on Musk?

29:56

And then he goes, Al-Qaeda goes

29:58

towards the stage and then meanwhile,

30:00

like Lord Michael, you know, because

30:03

they don't laugh. Al-Qaeda goes up

30:05

there, he does a couple of

30:07

things, he can't stand bombing. No.

30:09

Yeah. Oh, but or loves it.

30:11

And then he just rips, he

30:13

jumps off the fucking stage through

30:15

the rider's staff onto Lord Michaels

30:17

and beats and just absolutely decimates.

30:19

Yeah, Lauren Michaels didn't do his

30:21

homework and he tried to zigzag

30:23

instead of just run straight. Yeah.

30:25

And I guess I should have

30:27

seen his audition. Now for the

30:29

next round, does Algata merely kill

30:32

Lord Michael's or does he eat

30:34

him alive? Because that's going to

30:36

have a lot of bearing on

30:38

how Algated does. He kills him.

30:40

Well in the one fight we

30:42

knew, he just ripped the guy's

30:44

leg off. And then, see the

30:46

thing is with Alagata is when

30:48

they kill somebody, they put, they

30:50

drag him under the water and

30:52

they let him sit there under

30:54

a rock until they get mushy

30:56

and then they come back and

30:58

eat him. I'm thinking that if

31:01

there are the assistance around, Algate

31:03

is going to get chased off,

31:05

so Algate is not going to,

31:07

so Algate is still going to

31:09

be hungry going in the next

31:11

fight. Oh yeah, he's ready to

31:13

go. But he will have Lauren's

31:15

leg in his mouth. Yeah, he

31:17

ripped the, he ripped him open.

31:19

He rip him open and he's

31:21

like, oh no. I guess we'll

31:23

have to see what the critics

31:25

say. All right, so that is

31:27

our- So who's moving on? So

31:30

our Eastern Conference, round two is

31:32

gonna be four Mars Attacks aliens

31:34

versus Yosa Fritzel on a Boston

31:36

dynamic stock. And Jan and the

31:38

Lericons versus a still hungry al-gata.

31:40

Oh! So let's move over to

31:42

the Western Conference to see what

31:44

our- first round is going to

31:46

be. The liricans also hire Al-Kate.

31:48

We've got to get to it.

31:50

We don't know what's going to

31:52

happen. We don't know it's... going

31:54

to happen. So first round is

31:56

Benisio del Toro as the wolfman.

31:59

Now Henry has stipulations here. All

32:01

right so it's Benisio del Toro.

32:03

Now what do we know from

32:05

the Kruger's Dorp murders and our

32:07

crew over there is that he

32:09

is absolutely in real-life a where

32:11

wolf but Benisio del Toro is

32:13

not fully aware of this. Our

32:15

competition takes place and kicks off,

32:17

right? We've been fighting for hours.

32:19

Yeah. So let's say we hit

32:21

a kickoff kickoff at 3. Yeah,

32:23

first bite first bite at 330.

32:25

Yes, that's right. So Benisio del

32:28

Toro is a wolfman Yeah, and

32:30

it's about whether or not we

32:32

get to the nighttime because if

32:34

you're getting to the nighttime, you're

32:36

going to be either fighting Benisio

32:38

del Toro the actor or him

32:40

transformed into a werewolf. I say

32:42

two fights an hour, so right

32:44

now we're at about 6.30 p.m.

32:46

Oh, it's about to turn. It

32:48

depends on how long the fight

32:50

is. Let's see who he's versus.

32:52

Yeah. The next full moon is

32:54

March 14th. All right, well, let's

32:57

see. All right, today's March 2.

32:59

What time does the moon rise?

33:01

Well, that's what is at its

33:03

peace standard time. That's the next

33:05

full moon. Yeah. Yeah, I guess

33:07

that's when it's fully full. Hmm.

33:09

Because it is a werewolf turn.

33:11

Wow. When the moon is fully

33:13

full. The moon the were wolf

33:15

turns when the moon is fully

33:17

full. It's not just that night.

33:19

No, it's the moon has to

33:21

be fully full. All right. Well,

33:23

the news Benisio del Toro, the

33:26

actor. Yeah in makeup. Unless the

33:28

game is the last two fifty

33:30

five in the morning. Yeah. He's

33:32

not there. No, you would have

33:34

made to the end of this

33:36

bracket. Yeah. We might have been

33:38

able to say this if he

33:40

was the very last card pulled.

33:42

Yeah. But fortunately right now as

33:44

it stands, it's Benisio del Toro

33:46

in wolf man makeup. But he's

33:48

also pretty bad. He is. No,

33:50

he is. But that's the thing

33:52

is that Benisio del Toro did

33:55

enter into this tournament knowing that

33:57

this could happen. He rolled the

33:59

diceice and he lost. He took

34:01

the pay out. Yeah, he did

34:03

take the pay out. He took

34:05

the money. Well, let's see if

34:07

it's his widow that's gonna get

34:09

the money in the end because

34:11

Benicio del Toro is going up

34:13

against. Ooh! Judge Doom! The villain

34:15

and who framed Roger Rabbit? When

34:17

he killed your brother, he talked

34:19

just! This

34:23

is my issue though. Okay, we want

34:25

my issues. Gotta open up my cold

34:28

sore again. Oh God, he's covered in

34:30

blood. Now, Judge Doom, in and of

34:32

itself, he was good versus cartoons. He's

34:35

also good versus Eddie though. Yeah, maybe

34:37

because he had all the extra weapons

34:39

in the warehouse. And remember he's got

34:41

springs in his feet. He's able, he's

34:44

very intimidating. He is a cartoon. He

34:46

is a cartoon. He is a cartoon.

34:48

He's a tune. I forgot, he is

34:51

a cartoon. He's an actual tune. Yeah,

34:53

that is the main, wearing human skin

34:55

I think. Yes, yes. Yeah. And does

34:58

he have the weasles with him? No,

35:00

no, no, this is solo. This is

35:02

solo. Yeah, he's too strong because especially

35:05

yeah, because the only thing that technically

35:07

kills a Mr. Herpentine. Yeah. Also, dip

35:09

would not affect Beniceal del Toro. No,

35:11

Beniceal del Toro probably hasn't come with

35:14

dip. Yeah, that's the things that he

35:16

would have had to have known that

35:18

dip was and that's things that nobody,

35:21

none of these fighters know who the

35:23

rest of the rest of the people

35:25

are. Yeah, but I still think he

35:28

wouldn't have thought to come with dip.

35:30

Yeah, because again, it's all depends on

35:32

who's there. It's all depends on who

35:35

your reverse is. Penicial del Toro pretty

35:37

much assumed. He was going to be

35:39

a wolfman. Yeah, that time we were

35:41

going to do this. Yeah, he very

35:44

much assumed. Yeah, he was just he's

35:46

got confidence. Oh, yeah. And he's sitting

35:48

here being like, oh, oh no. Oh,

35:51

my name got called too early. Yeah,

35:53

I was supposed to be here already.

35:55

Yeah, it's probably like what 5 p.m.

35:58

6 p.m. Yeah, it's about 6 37.

36:00

Yeah, we've already had four fights. I

36:02

do think unfortunately, Benisio, Benisio del d'

36:05

del Toro comes out. like he tries

36:07

to do a couple of the boxing

36:09

things that he learns from his personal

36:11

trainer. Yeah. So he comes, he's in

36:14

the wolf fan off and going, he

36:16

is strong. Yeah, he is. But Judge

36:18

Doom, unfortunately, springs in on a bunch

36:21

of, on his spring feet and shoots

36:23

a sword out of his hand and

36:25

fucking impales his face with it. Unfortunately,

36:28

I don't think. Actually, I don't even

36:30

think Judge Doom needs to go all

36:32

the way. I think Judge Doom can

36:35

just beat him to death with his

36:37

death with his walking. I mean it's

36:39

going to take some cleverness here. Yeah.

36:41

He is. No idea about it. Yes,

36:44

we'll see. Because again, it's still just

36:46

dip. And we don't quite know who

36:48

would know. Because we got some clever

36:51

people. He wasn't killed by dip because

36:53

he was run over by the steamroller

36:55

and he didn't kill him. Wow. Yeah.

36:58

Yeah. So I mean, it's going to

37:00

take some cleverness here. Some we got

37:02

some we get we don't count some

37:05

of these villains out yet. Yeah, don't

37:07

count count them out. But Benito Diltore

37:09

the actor so unfortunately slaughtered immediately. Slaughter

37:11

the barrier equipment. Yeah. All right next

37:14

up we have next round. Yeah, I

37:16

love Benito Diltore. I know you do.

37:18

I do as well. But he's dead

37:21

now. Yes. Next up we have, oh,

37:23

telecom the whale. See, this is why

37:25

I chose Moody, strapped to the Boston

37:28

Dynamic Dog, because I knew you were

37:30

going to do telecom. Have to do

37:32

telecom. But then you had to do,

37:35

I was like, what's going to counter

37:37

telecom? Well, the thing is with telecom

37:39

is he is bound to his tank.

37:41

Yeah. So that is kind of the

37:44

rough thing. It depends on who he's

37:46

going against. Because in order to do

37:48

the fight, you have to agree to

37:51

go into the tank. We've set up

37:53

these stipulations before. Yeah, yeah. You do

37:55

have to go to that environment. You

37:58

have to fight him in the deck.

38:00

It's not like, I mean, because he's

38:02

not like he's just rolling around on

38:05

the ground. He could probably do a

38:07

pretty good job. But they won the.

38:09

coin flip. Yeah, that's why. Yeah, because

38:11

otherwise it just be on the fucking

38:14

dirt. Yeah, it went to go, you

38:16

know, it said heads, he threw a

38:18

scalp into the brick. But whoever fights

38:21

him does, they are, depending on if

38:23

they're water breathing or not, they will

38:25

definitely get scuba equipment. They'll get, they

38:28

have to go like, they have to

38:30

be equals and that equal will be.

38:32

Oh, Luigi Mangioni. Oh, man. Okay. I

38:34

think... I think this is... For the

38:37

longer got... Can we just do this

38:39

once? All right. I know telecom means

38:41

a lot to everybody. Yeah. But I

38:44

think it's going to take more than

38:46

three bullets to take out telecom. But

38:48

let's just say, for the sake of

38:51

our country, telecom knows... that this will

38:53

be a symbolic death. And he knows

38:55

how much this means to everybody that

38:58

Luigi try to take this all the

39:00

way. You know what I mean? Like

39:02

in a way. This would truly make

39:04

Luigi a villain now. Because the telecom

39:07

was gonna kill her men. You know,

39:09

you can argue that's all self-defense. If

39:11

Luigi killed... Telecom is guilty for the

39:14

same reason the Menendez brothers are guilty.

39:16

They went overboard. The telecom did not

39:18

have to kill those people in that

39:21

way. He was stolen from his home!

39:23

There is way through! Oh my god,

39:25

it's the same. I

39:28

will not allow re-litigation of telecom.

39:30

But if Luigi was doing what

39:32

Luigi does, he'd kill the on-or-sea

39:34

world, not telecom. Right now, Luigi

39:37

can't fight. Luigi has to fight

39:39

the fights. He can fight the

39:41

fights, he can fight. Yeah, but

39:43

that's the thing is that if...

39:45

This is the fight he needs

39:47

to fight. He needs to fight.

39:49

He needs to fight. lawyers. Yeah,

39:51

unfortunately. I do need lawyers. I

39:53

feel like Luigi Mangioni in full,

39:55

uh, uh, he's in his full

39:58

like scuba fighting gear. That's the

40:00

thing. Here's what we know about

40:02

Luigi Mangioni. Man knows how to

40:04

prepare. Like the man knows going

40:06

in. And he's got money. So

40:08

he's like Bruce Wayne. Yeah, he's

40:10

got money. He knows how to

40:12

go into a situation to win

40:14

it. He's ready. And he's written

40:17

on his harpoon gun. He has

40:19

a harpoon gun. He's a harpoon

40:21

gun, not a tiny little gun

40:23

that's made from a 3D printer.

40:25

And he does it because he

40:27

prepares. Yes, and he written on

40:29

it. Defin? D. Gill. Get him

40:31

of Gills. D. Swim. It doesn't

40:33

matter. He doesn't matter. He's here

40:36

to kill. And he fucking, he

40:38

shoots telecom directly perfect shot into

40:40

the center of its brain. You

40:42

don't think he's gonna be enamored

40:44

by the beauty of telecom? No,

40:46

I think he's gonna look at

40:48

him for two seconds. He's like,

40:50

oh my God, what should I

40:52

do? And then telecom just grabs

40:55

him by the fucking foot. He

40:57

thinks telecoms a fucking sell-out for

40:59

giving all of his free promo

41:01

to C- promo to C- promo

41:03

to C-promo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o Tulicom is a prisoner!

41:05

He's a cell out a bit!

41:07

He's exactly who Luigi should be

41:09

standing up for! No, he's got

41:11

a fucking show. Nobody's got to

41:14

be taking any kind of dirty

41:16

money from anybody. I think if

41:18

Luigi really wanted to be Tulicom,

41:20

he just unplugged the filter. I

41:22

don't think until it comes out

41:24

to fight in him anymore. I

41:26

don't think there would be any

41:28

sort of distraction or anything. I

41:30

don't think there would be any

41:33

sort of, I don't think there

41:35

would be any sort of, I

41:37

don't think there would be any

41:39

sort of, I don't think there

41:41

would be any sort of distraction

41:43

or anything like that. I think

41:45

he pops in and just right

41:47

in the brain. I don't think

41:49

Till comes out the fighting him

41:52

anymore. What are you talking about?

41:54

He's killed three. He's killed three.

41:56

He's got to hold some accountability.

41:58

And he always gets you. That's

42:00

how that's that's till it comes

42:02

move. I'm cute. I'm adorable. Come

42:04

on in the water. But not

42:06

when you're coming to kill him

42:08

though. You know what I mean?

42:11

But you know, I'm telling you,

42:13

he's very enamoring. I know. I

42:15

know, I don't think, I don't

42:17

think Luigi has it in him.

42:19

I don't know what you guys

42:21

are talking about here. I think

42:23

telecom is obviously a beast that

42:25

cannot defeat it. I think that

42:27

you're fighting for telecom because you

42:30

have emotional attachments. I have no

42:32

emotional attachments. I just think it

42:34

would be a fun way for

42:36

him to kill a whale. Yeah.

42:38

Just shooting it from outside the

42:40

water. I don't know. I don't

42:42

think you guys are correct, but

42:44

I'm outnumbered. Yeah! All right. Hell

42:46

of a first bracket. Let's move

42:49

on. Let's move on. Yeah, fuck

42:51

you did. But do you think

42:53

he could know he's coming? He

42:55

also was in a fight. Yeah,

42:57

but I don't know. I don't

42:59

know what those sea world killer

43:01

whales, what they're paying attention to,

43:03

really. It seems like it takes

43:05

a while before they know someone

43:08

else gets in the water. Years.

43:10

All right, so next up we

43:12

have. Whoo! The biggest monster of

43:14

the UK, Mr. Jimmy Savile. Oh,

43:16

what? Hey, oh, Jim will fix

43:18

it. Right? He's got to get

43:20

up on his knee. Oh, man.

43:22

Better meet up. Oh, man. Thank

43:24

God, he's not coding us the

43:27

lericids. Oh, I actually feel like

43:29

rice. They're in a different bracket.

43:31

They might beat the fucking jena.

43:33

Or they might fall in love

43:35

with him. Oh, he is charming.

43:37

Talk about the telecom effect. And

43:39

we have Jimmy Savill versus... It's

43:41

like versus like here. It's Jimmy

43:43

Savill. This is what's completely random.

43:46

Jimmy for Savill versus Diddy. Oh

43:48

yeah! Yeah, it's Battle of the

43:50

Monsters, Battle of the Sexual Predator.

43:52

Different tastes. Yeah, different tastes. Wow.

43:54

Jimmy Sandwell, obviously, he's fun and

43:56

shit. Definitely, he's going to a

43:58

ditty party. For sure. Yeah, he's

44:00

definitely going to a freak-off. Yeah,

44:02

ditty has... what will appeal to.

44:05

Jimmy Savile. Because that, yeah, that...

44:07

I can also see Jimmy Savile

44:09

going like, oh yes, more money

44:11

certainly does bring no problems. All

44:13

right, yeah. Say to them all.

44:15

Say to them all. No, well,

44:17

that's the thing is that Jimmy

44:19

Savile was a monster of opportunity.

44:21

He, of course, was known across

44:24

the United Kingdom for years and

44:26

years as a man of charity,

44:28

and that's of course how we

44:30

found many of his victims, you

44:32

know, in spinal wards, mental hospitals,

44:34

and so... forth in addition to

44:36

fairies. Kids that were on Jim

44:38

will fix it. But Diddy, I

44:40

think Diddy's like that. He's the

44:42

spider with the web and Jimmy

44:45

Savile's the fly. Because Jimmy Savile

44:47

was, Jimmy Savile is the one

44:49

that he goes to. where the

44:51

action is and Diddy has the

44:53

action. We don't know did he's

44:55

kill count. We don't. No, yeah

44:57

we do. Brittany Murphy. He killed

44:59

Brittany Murphy. He killed, um, uh,

45:01

I think he's going at, he

45:04

was going after Dick Vendike. He

45:06

kind of got, his way. He

45:08

got out of the way. I

45:10

love like Rex Howerman. We were

45:12

talking earlier. You're like, did he

45:14

killed pretty Murphy. We know who

45:16

we go. He did a lot

45:18

of, yeah. Who else did he

45:20

do? Yeah, Tupac Shakur, Biggie Smalls.

45:23

His ex-wife. Yeah, his ex-wife. Yeah,

45:25

all that kind of stuff. Britty

45:27

Murphy's boyfriend, Bernie Mac. And Jimmy

45:29

Savils only ever dealt with children

45:31

and kids are like... Well, Jimmy

45:33

Savils more teenage girls, that was

45:35

Jimmy Savils, that was his taste.

45:37

Yeah, like, like, he did eat.

45:39

You know, let's just say... Because

45:42

Savill's clever. That's what he always

45:44

said. It's always... It's better to

45:46

be clever than smart. He also

45:48

manhandled full-grown men, did he? Jimmy...

45:50

But also... Did he sexual assaulted

45:52

full-grown allegedly? There's a known fact

45:54

about Jimmy Savill, wrestler. And he

45:56

was a wrestler and he was

45:58

in incredibly good shape his entire

46:01

life. You know what's hard to

46:03

wrestle? a man covered in baby

46:05

oil. Especially a man covered in

46:07

GHB baby oil. I think that

46:09

is the main issue is that

46:11

you get the GHB, that's the

46:13

key here. He slathered with GHB

46:15

baby oil which makes him the

46:17

truly someone to be. Very difficult.

46:20

Did he's got the money? He's

46:22

got, I do think he's got

46:24

the upper body strength. I think

46:26

he's got more kills. He's got

46:28

more people. He's by far more

46:30

violent. Because Jimmy Savo was not

46:32

necessarily known to be violent. Jimmy

46:35

Savo was a man of opportunity.

46:37

He liked to prey on the

46:39

week. I tell you what though,

46:42

I pay for a front row

46:44

ticket to that fight. Oh my

46:46

God. Oh my God. Except for

46:48

you've got to wear a punch.

46:51

this one I think Diddy takes

46:53

it. I think Diddy takes it.

46:55

Unfortunately. Yeah. Unfortunately, I actually think

46:57

it's fortunately. You know, I think

47:00

that Diddy's allowed to win

47:02

here. Hey everybody, Ed

47:04

Larson here from last podcast

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on the left. And today,

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me. I was leaving the

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house, dressed. Head to toe

47:15

and quince, just, I got

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my matching maroon linen shirt

47:19

and pants on. I have

47:21

a, my quince sunglasses, even

47:23

my quince underwear. You know

47:26

what else I got? I

47:28

got this cool little chain

47:30

that I wear on my

47:32

wrist. That's also from quince.

47:34

I'm looking at the mirror

47:36

and I'm looking at myself

47:39

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47:41

can't leave the house like this.

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47:45

gonna get jumped by

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all the ladies, all the

47:50

dudes, all the dogs,

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just for looking

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like this. It's not a

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good idea. I mean, I

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look like... a prince in

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my quince if you

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All right, so for the last the

52:30

first round bracket in the Western Conference

52:32

we have oh Keith Reneery Oh, he's

52:34

like a have Nexium. Yeah of Nexium

52:36

and we've also got The Cymbionese liberation

52:39

army! So let's do next to him

52:41

versus the SXSLA. Yeah, next to him

52:43

versus CSO. Oh my god, we already

52:45

know who fucking wins. The SLA pumps

52:48

these motherfuckers full of bullets. Yeah, they

52:50

got lots of guns, they got lots

52:52

of, you know, Kreathernaria, they show up,

52:54

right? The SLA rolls up, they're fucking

52:57

looking cool. They're, they're, like, they're black.

52:59

None of them are black. So they're

53:01

not going to be able to convince

53:03

the SLA to do anything. We got

53:06

exactly. Yeah, you know, the next team

53:08

is nothing but Ali, what's her name?

53:10

It's just skinny white women. Yeah. Right.

53:12

So they roll in. So first of

53:15

all, like it's Keith Reney, all his

53:17

skinny white women. And then you've got

53:19

the SLA. And they're also all rich

53:21

as well, which is going to piss

53:24

off the SL. This is very much

53:26

the bourgeois. Yeah, right? He's like, here's

53:28

the money people. First Keith Reneer, he's

53:30

being like, can you guys even net?

53:33

And he brings out his volleyball, spins

53:35

it on his finger like he's just

53:37

like, all right, let's see, best two

53:39

out of three, whoever wins the volleyball

53:42

match, that two moves on in the

53:44

game. Cut two. I think the SLA

53:46

is going to give the volleyball game

53:48

a chance. Yeah, I think they're going

53:51

to try. Yeah, I think they're going

53:53

to try, I think, because they do

53:55

have pride. Yeah. What's this damn again?

53:57

The, the, the, the leader, the, hey.

54:00

Oh, the, um, Sincue. Sincue. You can

54:02

see Sincu roll up to Keith Reneer.

54:04

I mean, like, what's up, my man?

54:06

What's going on? And they, you know,

54:09

you know, like, like, like, you know,

54:11

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

54:13

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

54:15

like, like, he tries, like, like, like,

54:18

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

54:20

like, like, like, like, like, like, he

54:22

tries, he tries, he tries, like, he

54:24

tries, he tries, he tries, he tries,

54:27

he tries, he tries, Poking the eyes,

54:29

right through his little glasses, smashes his

54:31

glasses out, right? Yeah. Now Keithrenier, you

54:33

can't see. Yeah, but he still has

54:36

to play, but the SLA still makes

54:38

him play volleyball. We're doing this the

54:40

old-school way, on the sand. Oh my

54:42

God, so they're just gonna beat him

54:45

at volleyball and then shoot him? Yeah.

54:47

Yeah. I think so. And they'll march

54:49

all over him. They first beat him

54:51

and then that's got to be, that's

54:54

got to be such a blow for

54:56

him. He freaks out. As soon as

54:58

he fucking, he's like, you're not following

55:00

the rules. Now, how many of Keith

55:03

Reneeri's white women become SLA members? Yeah,

55:06

Ali joins. Yeah, I feel like,

55:08

yeah, what's her name? Okay, yeah,

55:11

the one that was in Battle

55:13

Star Galactica or the one that

55:15

was in Supergirl. Yeah, Smallville. Yeah,

55:17

Yeah, see, Ali Mac joins. She's

55:19

like, she's definitely the angriest one.

55:21

Yeah, no, okay. So SLA picks

55:24

up Ali Mac. Yeah, that's awesome.

55:26

She do so well with him.

55:28

Yeah, she really was. That's who

55:30

she should have found. Yeah. Well,

55:32

so that's the last of the

55:34

bracket. That's the last of the

55:37

brackets. And that's the thing. We

55:39

have one final. We have a

55:41

couple that did not make the

55:43

tournament. Unfortunately, Chad Daybell and Lori

55:45

Valo did not make the tournament,

55:47

unfortunately. Still have to wait till

55:50

next year. Yeah. Just too busy

55:52

in prison. Yeah. All right. So

55:54

now we are in the quarter

55:56

finals. Wow. With the March Madness

55:58

of Met Murder and Mayhem, fourth

56:00

annual. Warmars attacks aliens versus Joseph

56:03

Fritzel on a systemic start. All

56:05

right now, is he riding it

56:07

like a horse? Yes. Okay. Yeah,

56:09

he's not strapped on like Mudang

56:11

was. He might be laying on

56:13

top of it. Yeah. See, I

56:16

could see him. running circles with

56:18

the Boston Dynamic Dog, right? I

56:20

could see them going around there

56:22

and them not really knowing what's

56:24

going on. But here's also one

56:26

stipulation I'm going to put in.

56:29

We've got four Mars Attacks aliens.

56:31

Marjorie Taylor Green was such a

56:33

beast. that they used up every

56:35

bit of plasma power they have

56:37

so they have to fight with

56:39

his hand so they so from

56:42

now on the Mars attacks aliens

56:44

are hand-to-hand combat all right well

56:46

i will say one thing about

56:48

the Mars attacks aliens we saw

56:50

them take out tanks we saw

56:52

them take out like with weaponry

56:55

with weaponry yeah but why would

56:57

they have no laser guns because

56:59

there has to be a stipulation

57:01

on them to fight Because they

57:03

use it because they use it.

57:05

Why did we give Yosa Fritzal

57:08

a gun if we're not going

57:10

to give the thing? We never

57:12

we don't know of him having

57:14

your gun ever No, but that's

57:16

the thing. Mars tax aliens are

57:18

covered in laser guns But they

57:21

started with the laser guns, but

57:23

they used up all of their

57:25

laser guns in fighting Marjorie Taylor

57:27

green They're not infinite. No, I

57:29

don't believe I wouldn't agree that

57:31

they would have unlimited plasma firing

57:34

ability I just wonder whether or

57:36

not like is if Yosa Fritzel

57:38

so I think freedom about well

57:40

also freedom I think about this

57:42

he's fresh out of jail yeah

57:45

he hasn't had a daughter in

57:47

25 years he doesn't want to

57:49

die Right, he wants to be

57:51

able to go, his dream is

57:53

to move back into a house

57:55

with a basement that he has

57:58

total control over. So he has

58:00

motivation. The aliens don't have motivation?

58:02

Well, here's what I'm going to

58:04

say is that I actually know

58:06

a good amount about the Mars

58:08

Attacks lore. I was obsessed with

58:11

Mars Attacks when I was in

58:13

junior high, but specifically I was

58:15

obsessed. with the cards attacks aliens

58:17

did have limited resources as they

58:19

So if they do have limited

58:21

resources, there was a lot of

58:24

management going on, like where are

58:26

we going to put all the

58:28

aliens, where are we going to

58:30

put all the UFOs, so that

58:32

tells me that they do have

58:34

limited resources, that their weapons are

58:37

not infinite, and that we are

58:39

dealing with a situation where they

58:41

would eventually run out of ammo.

58:43

But as we said, what you

58:45

get in the first round, you

58:47

can bring to the next round,

58:50

but you do not get anything

58:52

extra after you enter the first

58:54

round. He came in with one

58:56

bullet and he's done. And I

58:58

will say that I would, that

59:00

the Mars attacks aliens are way

59:03

better with technology than Yosa Fritzel.

59:05

And I think that they will

59:07

be able to reprogram the Boston

59:09

Dynamics talk. Yeah, that's, that's, that's,

59:11

he just put us into a

59:13

fucking hole. Yeah, it's a very

59:16

good point. I can argue with

59:18

that. No, and Yosa Fritzel, as

59:20

much as we all again, he

59:22

has the. Just like Mudang, he

59:24

has the inspiration and he wants

59:26

to go, but I just think

59:29

that if you take that power

59:31

from him, his 90-year-old legs are

59:33

not really going to be able

59:35

to do it. And if you

59:37

remember, Yosa Fritzel is a structural

59:39

engineer, not an electrical engineer. So

59:42

he's not going to have any

59:44

idea what to do with that

59:46

dog. Yeah, one Mars. He sacrifices

59:48

himself. he can be attacked by

59:50

the dog with the other two

59:52

jump on its back and redo

59:55

its uh... yes they uh... but

59:57

then knock it all yeah But

59:59

then unfortunately they do just knock

1:00:01

it off and they just kind

1:00:03

of I think they use their

1:00:05

massive glass like plexiglass heads and

1:00:08

they just head butt Joseph Fritzel

1:00:10

over and over again until he's

1:00:12

just mush yeah But now that

1:00:14

they've reprogrammed it. What do we

1:00:16

have now? We have three Mars

1:00:18

attacks aliens with one Boston Dynamics

1:00:21

dog which is fucking powerful. Honestly,

1:00:23

this is a huge commercial for

1:00:25

Boston Dynamics of these dogs. I

1:00:27

want one real bad. I want

1:00:29

one for the network. Yeah. All

1:00:31

right. So our next fight we

1:00:34

have Yan and the Larikins versus...

1:00:36

still hungry Algator, Algator, and I'm

1:00:38

thinking... They kill the Algator, they

1:00:40

kill an Alagator. Unfortunately, I have

1:00:42

to say Algator doesn't stand a

1:00:44

chance against the Larracans because they

1:00:47

fight crocodiles. We don't know. Crocadiles

1:00:49

are way more powerful than alligators.

1:00:51

And so I think that this

1:00:53

is a very easy win for

1:00:55

the Larracans, unfortunately. And they now

1:00:57

all have brand new Allegator leather

1:01:00

hats. Yeah. in their slingshops. Yeah.

1:01:02

So then they can take the

1:01:04

alligator, rip it to pieces, use

1:01:06

that to actually enhance their weaponry.

1:01:08

Yeah. So I think that, yeah,

1:01:10

this is a no-brainer here. It

1:01:13

really is. Unfortunately, I don't want

1:01:15

it to be this way. Yeah,

1:01:17

but this is a blowout. Yeah,

1:01:19

just seeing about 12 boys kick

1:01:21

an alligator to death. Again, I'd

1:01:23

pay money to see that's true.

1:01:26

Because that's how they fight. It's

1:01:28

not, it's sort of organized. It's

1:01:30

a swarm. It's a swarm. And

1:01:32

they're coming from every angle and

1:01:34

it's very difficult to get. And

1:01:36

then they're making fun of you

1:01:39

too. That's also the worst part

1:01:41

about work. Yeah. They're saying stuff

1:01:43

about your fucking weight, but your

1:01:45

clothes are calling you. Stop bullying

1:01:47

me. voice once it gets to

1:01:49

a certain frequency it can make

1:01:52

your ears bleed. It does hurt

1:01:54

you. And can maybe affect a

1:01:56

Mars Attack alien later on. We'll

1:01:58

see what happens. Okay, so that

1:02:00

is Eastern. That's the Eastern quarterfinals

1:02:02

over and done with. Let's head

1:02:05

over to the Western. This first

1:02:07

one, this is a really interesting

1:02:09

fight. Judge Doom versus Luigi Mangioni.

1:02:11

Now, if we remember, Judge Doom,

1:02:13

one of the things that Judge

1:02:16

Doom was more than anything else

1:02:18

in this entire world, Judge Doom.

1:02:20

was a capitalist. Absolutely. Oh yes!

1:02:22

That was his whole plan. His

1:02:24

whole plan was to buy the

1:02:26

fucking red line and to replace

1:02:29

it. We'll see a freeway while

1:02:31

you'll see motels, tathlons. My God,

1:02:33

it'll be beautiful. Now let me

1:02:35

tell you something. Are you gonna

1:02:37

get mad at that? Because I

1:02:39

am the only little Italian a

1:02:42

vinger of all the freedom and

1:02:44

oh! That is a beautiful Baltimore

1:02:46

X. Thank you. I think he

1:02:48

knows about the dip. And he

1:02:50

can just have a water in

1:02:52

a size and sounds alike. I

1:02:55

think, since we did talk about

1:02:57

how much he studies and sounds

1:02:59

alike. I think, since we did

1:03:01

talk about how much he studies

1:03:03

and prepares, I know like he

1:03:05

knows about the dip. I feel

1:03:08

like he knows about the dip.

1:03:10

And he could just have a

1:03:12

water gun and like, you know,

1:03:14

he really can. Yeah. a hack.

1:03:16

He writes de tune. De-judge. De-

1:03:18

scribble. De-scribble. On the side of

1:03:21

the water gun filled with dip.

1:03:23

He squirts it all over his

1:03:25

feet. Buchak, he's it all over

1:03:27

his face. It's like, in a

1:03:29

weird way. I think he's the

1:03:31

only one that could be judged

1:03:34

to. I think so too. I

1:03:36

think he's the only one that

1:03:38

could have taken him down. That

1:03:40

was it because of the power

1:03:42

of the proletariat itself. Yeah. Yeah.

1:03:44

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. angry

1:03:47

popular judge doom is like that

1:03:49

he's the capitalist of all capital

1:03:51

eliminate public transportation a piece of

1:03:53

shit yeah trying to not only

1:03:55

eliminate public transportation but he is

1:03:57

willing to murder and kill the

1:04:00

very soul of joy the tunes

1:04:02

in order to do it so

1:04:04

and he's also a class trader

1:04:06

because he's it and will he

1:04:08

himself is a tune yeah he's

1:04:10

a fucking self-hating tune yeah he

1:04:13

doesn't have a chance against Luigi

1:04:15

he really doesn't yeah all right

1:04:17

so Luigi moves on to the

1:04:19

semi-finals yeah yeah yeah and oh

1:04:21

this next one this one's pretty

1:04:23

interesting this is ditty versus the

1:04:26

simianese liberation army how do I

1:04:28

say just their sheer fear of

1:04:30

him Oh, for sure. I think

1:04:32

Diddy's own presence is so intimidating

1:04:34

to the S.L.A. They so want

1:04:36

to be cool with Diddy. They

1:04:39

do. They want it over the

1:04:41

party. And Diddy's got a lot

1:04:43

of credit. You know, and that's

1:04:45

all they want. All they want

1:04:47

is for Diddy to tell them

1:04:49

that they like their shoes. He

1:04:52

likes their shoes. They're going to

1:04:54

listen to anything that a white

1:04:56

man wants above all the... for

1:04:58

a black man to tell him

1:05:00

that his shoes are cool. He'll

1:05:02

do anything for that. Nothing makes

1:05:05

me have here. Oh my God,

1:05:07

it happened to me on the

1:05:09

train and on the J train

1:05:11

once in New York. I was

1:05:13

on a high for a week.

1:05:15

It's my favorite thing. It's the

1:05:18

only reason why I wear those

1:05:20

shoes. Do you think that we

1:05:22

could like change the attitude of

1:05:24

the entire country if someone just

1:05:26

told Trump is just his shoes?

1:05:28

I think did he did. They

1:05:31

came out pretty fast. Yeah, yeah,

1:05:33

I think so. Yeah, because I

1:05:35

don't have you tried this new

1:05:37

sports drink to look. Wow, did

1:05:39

he? What's that? It's called Sleepy

1:05:41

Boy. Like that's what he does.

1:05:44

He shows them the new new

1:05:46

sports drink that he's marketing from

1:05:48

his Serrock label. And they're all

1:05:50

so excited to be and he

1:05:52

says. up like a velvet rope

1:05:54

and then he sets it all

1:05:57

up like it's a super exclusive

1:05:59

hip-hop party and so they're so

1:06:01

excited to go that he has

1:06:03

the guys check in they check

1:06:05

in all their weaponry just like

1:06:07

you have to do it a

1:06:10

hip-hop party yeah and they all

1:06:12

walk in and then he gives

1:06:14

them all his special cocktail and

1:06:16

they're all dead bind by credit

1:06:18

he is ditty loves a celebrity so I

1:06:20

think Patty Hearst might live if she continues

1:06:23

how she acted with the SLA. But this

1:06:25

is Patty Hearst is out is out of

1:06:27

the LA. This is without Patty. Yeah, for

1:06:29

me, this has been, yeah, without Patty Hearst

1:06:32

the entire time. Oh, okay. Yeah, but you

1:06:34

know, you know, who did he picks up

1:06:36

though, Ali Mac. Oh, yes. This

1:06:38

is like Duke versus Gonzaga like

1:06:40

three Mars attacks to do it

1:06:43

is collaborate. Oh she does. She

1:06:45

does. She goes with a final

1:06:48

four. Yeah, this is the final

1:06:50

four here. So this is incredible.

1:06:52

So, but this is, this is,

1:06:55

this is, this is, who man,

1:06:57

this is like Duke versus Gonzaga.

1:07:00

Like three Mars attacks aliens with

1:07:02

a Boston Dynamics dog versus Jan

1:07:04

in the Lyracans. And what's the

1:07:07

other fight before we discuss this

1:07:09

one? And the other fight is

1:07:12

Luigi Mangioni versus P. Diddy. Well,

1:07:14

Jesus Christ, I've never thought of

1:07:16

this state with us. I know, I know,

1:07:18

this is... A last year it was Godzilla

1:07:20

versus Xenomorph. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's

1:07:23

do, like, before we go that,

1:07:25

let's go. Last year's final four

1:07:27

was, on the Eastern Conference, we

1:07:30

had Zenu the Scientology, the Scientology,

1:07:32

versus the Xenomorph. You know, alien,

1:07:34

and on the other side, we

1:07:37

had Godzilla, who was quite injured

1:07:39

by 400 birds, versus Kildosar possessed

1:07:41

by Pizzuzoo. Wow! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:07:43

What a colorful year that was. This

1:07:46

year, I feel like we're really getting

1:07:48

it down to brass tax. What the

1:07:50

people want to hear? Yeah, I feel

1:07:53

like, because I mean, it's been a

1:07:55

long time since we've had a group

1:07:57

versus a group in the final four.

1:08:00

But I'm thinking that at the

1:08:02

end of the day, Jan and

1:08:04

the Lericans might overtake the Mars

1:08:06

Attacks aliens and the Boston Dynamics

1:08:08

dog. We don't think that the

1:08:10

Mars Attacks aliens and the Lericans

1:08:12

wouldn't... Like, you know, like, if

1:08:14

you fall the lore, right? They

1:08:16

do kind of hint that they

1:08:18

might, like, the craziest supergroup of

1:08:20

all the time. They really love

1:08:22

chaos, so much. Nothing more than

1:08:24

chaos. The Martians hate all humans.

1:08:26

No matter what, they hate all

1:08:28

humans. There's no way, because you

1:08:30

remember, even in the movie, like,

1:08:32

if you fall, the lore, right?

1:08:34

They do kind of hint that

1:08:36

they might go with the bad

1:08:38

humans, and then they blow them

1:08:40

up too. They would, but lerequins

1:08:42

are immune to lies. Lerequins are...

1:08:44

So it has a Boston dynamics

1:08:46

dog. But I think that, yeah,

1:08:48

true. But also there's no way

1:08:50

the Mars attacks aliens can tell

1:08:52

lies because all they do is

1:08:54

go, but in terms of the

1:08:56

idea that... Larkins know that even

1:08:58

if the Martians pretend to sort

1:09:00

of get try to get them

1:09:03

into the fold. Larkins are naturally

1:09:05

distrustful. Yes, they are. And so

1:09:07

I'm actually, I'm with Marcus, I

1:09:09

think the reason why is youth.

1:09:11

Yeah. The power of youth. And

1:09:13

how if you believe in yourself,

1:09:15

what you can do. Yeah. Right.

1:09:17

And how these little boys. They

1:09:19

are armed with teeth. They have

1:09:21

no parents. They live in the

1:09:23

jungle. They feel nothing. They live

1:09:25

in the outback. Yeah, they feel

1:09:27

nothing. And at the end of

1:09:29

the day, it's like I was

1:09:31

saying with Jan Pelgram, the register

1:09:33

of his voice, that high hit...

1:09:35

As soon as he learns how

1:09:37

to sing, boom! That all three

1:09:39

Mars attacks, aliens, explode. The heads

1:09:41

explode, just like in the movie.

1:09:43

But I think this dog is

1:09:45

going to be hard to take

1:09:47

out. They just have rocks. They

1:09:49

just have rocks. But they could

1:09:51

also, they have tricks. And what

1:09:53

you could do is you can

1:09:55

get, you can trap up a

1:09:57

Boston dynamics with old-fashioned, especially like

1:09:59

old-school rope. Yeah, traps, like you

1:10:01

know, like you, like you, you

1:10:03

attach a thing down from a

1:10:05

bend down tree, you like attach

1:10:07

like a thing, you know how

1:10:10

they do it where it lifts

1:10:12

you up where the rope is

1:10:14

attached to the super thin tree

1:10:16

and it flips you up into

1:10:18

the sky. I can see them

1:10:20

doing that to a bottom dynamic

1:10:22

dog takes out at least one

1:10:24

or two of these. Sure, yeah,

1:10:26

I'm gonna say he takes out

1:10:28

three. Yeah, but Americans are, they

1:10:30

multiply. Yeah, because the boys just

1:10:32

keep showing it. Yeah, like Keith

1:10:34

Cliff getting to a fight. Yeah,

1:10:36

yeah. I think we could do

1:10:38

this. I think that the Lyricans

1:10:40

can beat the Martians. Does Yahn

1:10:42

live? Yes, of course. Well, Yahn's

1:10:44

the one who delivers the Koude

1:10:46

Grau. But while he does that,

1:10:48

does the Boston Dynamics dog just

1:10:50

fucking rip his larynx out? I

1:10:52

think that the other Lyricans take

1:10:54

care of that. I think the

1:10:56

other Lyricans make sure that the

1:10:58

Boston, like, like, like, like, like,

1:11:00

powers and... piles as boys. Yeah,

1:11:02

but also remember they have all

1:11:04

kind of Mars tax aliens. They

1:11:06

have everything. They have everything that

1:11:08

they gained from killing Algata. Yeah,

1:11:10

you remember they have all their

1:11:12

stuff. So they have like wearing

1:11:14

its skin. But make some more

1:11:17

fucking resistance to weaponry. I think

1:11:19

that they can overpower the aliens

1:11:21

because there's not as many aliens.

1:11:23

Yeah, it all depends on if

1:11:25

the Boston Dynamics dog gets him

1:11:27

down on the ground and stumps

1:11:29

on them. Yeah, it starts ripping

1:11:31

out their No, it's just the

1:11:33

Boston Dynamics dog. It's only powers

1:11:35

in its legs and how much

1:11:37

it can stamp. Seems, seems, seems

1:11:39

to, seems got to give this

1:11:41

thing a robot mouth. What do

1:11:43

we even do in here? That's

1:11:45

what I've been asking for. No

1:11:47

head. No head. You can attach

1:11:49

a gun to it, but we

1:11:51

decided not do that. Yeah, yeah,

1:11:53

yeah, we said on to that.

1:11:55

But I think in the end

1:11:57

of it, Jan and the larynx

1:11:59

taken. I would have never

1:12:01

thought that the Larracans would make it

1:12:04

this far. Larracans mean something to people.

1:12:06

Yeah, they really do. But they have

1:12:08

right now again, like the Eagles last

1:12:11

year. they just want it more yeah

1:12:13

and in this one and that's the

1:12:15

thing is that the lericans never would

1:12:18

have made it if yon hadn't come

1:12:20

on because yon was the one that

1:12:22

eventually saved him from the Mars attacks

1:12:25

aliens yes you never know you never

1:12:27

know what's gonna happen on a last

1:12:29

podcast on the left a march madness

1:12:32

of mayhem and murder you never know

1:12:34

when you're waiting for a year and

1:12:36

it's gonna show up and there's and

1:12:39

there's a reason why this was the

1:12:41

wild card edition because anything can happen

1:12:43

ladies and gentlemen anything can happen Semi-finals

1:12:46

on the other side, we have Luigi

1:12:48

Mangioni versus P. Diddy. I don't think

1:12:50

it's a competition at all. I don't

1:12:52

think Luigi Mangioni is impressed by a

1:12:55

single fucking thing that Diddy has to

1:12:57

say or do. And I think Luigi

1:12:59

Mangioni again shoots him in the back

1:13:02

of the head. Did he have what

1:13:04

he has to? Well, it's a thing

1:13:06

about Brian Thompson is Brian Thompson was

1:13:09

a loner. He'd always go out by

1:13:11

himself, telecom sitting there alone in the

1:13:13

tank. Did he has a crew at

1:13:16

all times. But I will say Did

1:13:18

he is again, he's a starfucker. So

1:13:20

the reverse of the SLA where all

1:13:23

the SLA are super enamored with Didi

1:13:25

and want to get on his good

1:13:27

kind of do whatever he wants. I

1:13:30

could see Did he originally sucking up

1:13:32

to Luigi Mangioni. and saying we should

1:13:34

be friends because I think that you're

1:13:37

super cool. Luigi loves the attention. Exactly.

1:13:39

But that's the thing is that actually,

1:13:41

if you guys, I don't know if

1:13:43

you guys know this, but I think

1:13:46

Luigi and Diddy are currently in the

1:13:48

same prison. Well, like they're in the

1:13:50

same, I think they're currently in the

1:13:53

same jail and I think I remember

1:13:55

reading that Diddy is actually jealous of

1:13:57

Luigi for how much attention Luigi is

1:14:00

getting. Just stop sending pictures. I don't

1:14:02

need any more pictures. Like it eventually

1:14:04

will poison the jury pool against him.

1:14:07

Yeah Yeah. I think that Luigi had,

1:14:09

yeah, they're both, yeah, they're both, yeah,

1:14:11

they're both, the MDC. They're both in

1:14:14

Brooklyn, yeah. I think there's a really

1:14:16

solid chance that Diddy can take Luigi.

1:14:18

See, I do think that if it

1:14:21

was a one-on-one fight, yes. Diddy could

1:14:23

absolutely, physically, manhandle Luigi Mangioni. Absolutely. He's

1:14:25

larger than him. Wow. Why is that

1:14:28

going to matter to him? Explosives. That's

1:14:30

going to take away the fucking first

1:14:32

way over the goons. Luigi Mangioni has

1:14:35

become the Batman of this competition. Yeah,

1:14:37

he really has. In that way, I

1:14:39

do. And then because he has an

1:14:41

ability, I would label him as such.

1:14:44

But then also, did he's got... Hmm.

1:14:46

Can did he call upon the ghost

1:14:48

of Brittany Murphy? I think that... If

1:14:51

Luigi Manjioni, he's no in their soul.

1:14:53

No, no, no, no. You get, yeah,

1:14:55

once you, once you murder someone, yeah,

1:14:58

he's, well, did he's not really into

1:15:00

Satan or anything like that? So no,

1:15:02

he's just murdered. Are you ready for

1:15:05

this? Luigi Manjioni, handful of landmines. He's

1:15:07

going to put him down. What's on

1:15:09

the ground? Bunchb, bunch of baby oil.

1:15:12

Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. Because Diddy's got

1:15:14

a lot of time to think. Yeah,

1:15:16

he does. He's in jail. And you

1:15:19

know, I feel like we've been discounting

1:15:21

him in a way. Ah, wow. We've

1:15:23

been discounting Diddy quite a bit. Diddy's

1:15:26

prolifically horrible. He was a real criminal.

1:15:28

Yeah, that is true. That is true.

1:15:30

Yeah, I think. Wow. I didn't even

1:15:33

think about it in terms of that.

1:15:35

The baby oil and yeah, because that's

1:15:37

the thing if anything. It's Huber's because

1:15:39

Luigi Man's Union could suffer from Huber's.

1:15:42

This is Batman versus the Joker. Yeah,

1:15:44

they did he did dress as the

1:15:46

Joker and I think this might be

1:15:49

the time that the Joker takes it.

1:15:51

Wow, yeah. You flipped on me too.

1:15:53

I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen. I know

1:15:56

it's going to be deeply unpopular. Yeah.

1:15:58

I know it's gonna be really unpopular.

1:16:00

Just because he's evil doesn't mean he

1:16:03

can't win. That's what I'm doing. No,

1:16:05

that's Casey Affleck won an Oscar. That's

1:16:07

what this is about. Like what am

1:16:10

I supposed to do here? Yeah, Casey

1:16:12

Anthony's still out there hanging out. She's

1:16:14

got to stop the Joker? Yeah, it's

1:16:17

steady as the Joker. You could see

1:16:19

Tyler Creator. Tyler of the Crater is

1:16:21

like, so he's pulling out of some

1:16:24

party, did he's his dress as a

1:16:26

joker, and keeps trying to get him

1:16:28

to come out of the car. And

1:16:30

you can see this look on Tyler

1:16:33

of the Crater, where he's like, no

1:16:35

thank you. No, I don't want to

1:16:37

go with you. I don't want to

1:16:40

go. Because he seems all tough, but

1:16:42

he's actually a really nice guy. Yeah,

1:16:44

he's a very nice guy. He's a

1:16:47

very easy, he's, but you see this

1:16:49

thing where he's trying to get him.

1:16:51

But he was in apparently he stayed

1:16:54

in character. Well he even white faced

1:16:56

his neck. Yeah, he stayed in character

1:16:58

all night apparently and was very frightening.

1:17:01

Yeah, this terrifies me. Yeah, that's what,

1:17:03

Luigi met, did he has Joker for,

1:17:05

Joker Fry, did he? Yeah, yeah, so

1:17:08

unfortunately, yeah, did he does take it,

1:17:10

but this is a very. This is

1:17:12

a very interesting... This is the longest

1:17:15

fight we've had. Yeah, yeah, that's a

1:17:17

day. But this is a very interesting

1:17:19

final here. Man, it is, Diddy versus

1:17:22

Jan and the Larracans. I mean, if

1:17:24

anybody can woo these little Larracans, it's

1:17:26

a man who's got fucking gallons of

1:17:28

baby oil and people who were gonna

1:17:31

fuck these Larracans. Why do I say

1:17:33

that? They love all crime, except for

1:17:35

sexual assault. Yeah, I would say that

1:17:38

too. I think that they're not sexual

1:17:40

angels. I don't think they're sexual beings.

1:17:42

They're too young. I think that they

1:17:45

just like the freedom of the outback.

1:17:47

They love, they commit crime for the

1:17:49

fun of it. They're going to show

1:17:52

them a pair of titties and they're

1:17:54

going to go, oh my God! I

1:17:56

bet you, but I also think boys

1:17:59

would... come too fast. And I think

1:18:01

that if you go right to sleep,

1:18:03

dude, if you show, but I do

1:18:06

think that if you showed a bunch

1:18:08

of boys a pair of titties, right,

1:18:10

like, let's say you called, what's her

1:18:13

name, over, you call, it was an

1:18:15

Ice Tease wife, Coco, Coco, let's say

1:18:17

you called Coco, go, go over, huge

1:18:19

titties, showing them the lericans, I think

1:18:22

they're their pants immediately. And yeah, at

1:18:24

first, you're like, you're like, you're like,

1:18:26

you're like, I think

1:18:28

he don't care about anything. Did he's

1:18:31

been manipulating young gang members his entire

1:18:33

life? Like he has this and like

1:18:35

and also he could just straight up

1:18:38

like drug them up because we know

1:18:40

lerechids are gonna do drugs and we

1:18:42

know that we know that did he

1:18:44

has drugs and plenty of booze Sarak

1:18:47

all around. They like booze but I

1:18:49

think that the lerechans are smart enough

1:18:51

to know that they're gonna he's gonna

1:18:54

turn the tables on him. I think

1:18:56

that they know that he's just luring

1:18:58

them in like a captain hook and

1:19:00

I think that they can see past

1:19:03

that and I think that there is

1:19:05

a somewhat Some of the code to

1:19:07

the Lyricans. I do think that Lyricans

1:19:09

stand just like Luigi Mangjoni. They mostly

1:19:12

stand for freedom. Yeah, and I- And

1:19:14

they don't want, they don't want, they

1:19:16

can, they don't trust a shady adult.

1:19:19

They're not gonna become trafficked by Diddy?

1:19:21

I don't think so, because I think

1:19:23

that what Jan Pelgram wants to kill.

1:19:25

Murder. Yeah. And Diddy. only murders when

1:19:28

necessary, murders way too high profile for

1:19:30

him, so I don't think that this

1:19:32

is going to be their crowd. I

1:19:35

don't think they're going to want in

1:19:37

here at all. If the Lyricans can

1:19:39

take out the, as far as I'm

1:19:41

concerned, the Lyrans can take it out,

1:19:44

the Mars attack aliens, they can take

1:19:46

out Diddy. Yeah. I think that if

1:19:48

Diddy is really like, if you're going

1:19:50

to fight all of these boys, then

1:19:53

they just keep showing up, and anybody

1:19:55

can be a Lyrican can, you just

1:19:57

have to just have to just have

1:20:00

to just give up living in living

1:20:02

in living in, living in society. Well,

1:20:04

as a child, yes, you can't be

1:20:06

an old larican. And you have to

1:20:09

be a good, an old larican is

1:20:11

a, is a bastard. Yeah. A convict,

1:20:13

a criminal, a victory. Many different things,

1:20:15

yeah. And I think at the end

1:20:18

of the day. I think before Diddy

1:20:20

even opens his fucking mouth, I think

1:20:22

Alarican hits him in the head with

1:20:25

a slingshotted rock and he goes down

1:20:27

and they just beat him to death.

1:20:29

You don't think he doesn't have a

1:20:31

gun on him at all times? Like...

1:20:34

He might have a gun. He might.

1:20:36

But at this point we've just been

1:20:38

using oil. But that's the thing is

1:20:41

that Diddy, by, you know, by the

1:20:43

strategy that you put forth, Diddy's strategy

1:20:45

is to try to bring the kids

1:20:47

in, is to try to, he's going

1:20:50

to try to manipulate them. Yeah, he's

1:20:52

going to smooth talk. He's not going

1:20:54

to come out with a gun. I

1:20:56

think the Lyricans get him in the

1:20:59

head with the rock, and that's really

1:21:01

all you need. I'm saying, yeah, you're

1:21:03

a girl. The little spinach triangles, when

1:21:06

they all eat you, when they're filled

1:21:08

with the spinach triangles, they are then,

1:21:10

they've already served their purpose at the

1:21:12

party. They've gotten the free food and

1:21:15

the booze that they want, that's the

1:21:17

only reason why they're there. They don't

1:21:19

care about the women, they're sexless. Yeah,

1:21:22

and I think at the end of

1:21:24

the day, after they kill Diddy, they

1:21:26

take over his empire, yeah. And

1:21:30

the lericans formed the real one,

1:21:32

that's it. Yeah, lericans formed the

1:21:35

real bad boy entertainment. And ladies

1:21:37

and gentlemen, that was the fourth

1:21:39

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1:21:41

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1:21:43

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1:21:45

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1:21:47

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1:21:49

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1:21:51

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1:21:54

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1:21:56

hell of a night. We are,

1:21:58

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1:22:00

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1:22:02

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1:22:08

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1:22:13

we do this again. We are

1:22:15

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1:22:17

the one thing we've decided. There's

1:22:19

not in this world that scares

1:22:21

us more than 14-year-old boys. I

1:22:23

know, like, all right, they are

1:22:25

unpredictable and they are unstoppable. placed

1:22:27

strike of an SUV can kill

1:22:30

a lot of larynx. Yeah, oh

1:22:32

admit he does have plenty of

1:22:34

escalates. Yeah, if we want to

1:22:36

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1:22:38

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1:22:40

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