Today we talk about Siri being a bitch so Morgan Freeman should replace her, Amanda Bynes breathalyzer, 9/11 truth, ky jelly in the airport, Craig Armstrong talks reality tv, Fred Stoller and cuddle dummy, "monkey" safe word, nerds are cool, keeping answering machine tapes, taking back numbers, Larry David lets Fred go, Rusty & single moms, 3 dog night reunion, Fred pays for his self-esteem.