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a good St. Patrick's Day weekend

3:13

you guys drinking a green beer?

3:15

No, I don't drink green beer,

3:18

yeah. So I got pinched twice

3:20

in the office today. Was one

3:22

Stephen Jay? One was Stephen Jay.

3:24

He came up and pinched me

3:26

and said, you're not wearing green.

3:28

I said, are we nine years

3:30

old? And it wasn't really a

3:32

pinch. It was like just kind

3:35

of a, he grabbed my arm.

3:37

Yeah. He grabbed my arm. And

3:39

then he was like, how pinch

3:41

you? Got you. Not wearing green.

3:43

And I was like, damn it.

3:45

He got me, but I observed

3:47

St Patrick's day. on the Saturday.

3:49

So that was my other thing.

3:52

How many days are St. Patrick's

3:54

Day? So Friday was St. Patrick's

3:56

Day. Then Saturday was, I could

3:58

have sworn was St. Patrick's Day.

4:00

Yesterday took a little bit of

4:02

a lull. Yeah. But then today

4:04

actually is. So it's a four

4:06

day thing? Four day holiday. Yep.

4:08

Ridiculous. Yeah. And so he pinched

4:11

me and then Max was like,

4:13

what was that? Well, I'm not

4:15

wearing green today. And then Max

4:17

is like, so, Max had never

4:19

heard of getting pinched on St.

4:21

Patrick's Day. Really? I thought that

4:23

was like a universal thing. I

4:25

certainly hadn't in the last 20

4:28

years. Right. You know, being an

4:30

adult and all, but I do

4:32

recall in elementary school that being

4:34

a thing. You're also not a

4:36

pinchable guy. Yeah, I really, that

4:38

really caught me off guard. Some

4:40

guys are pinchable. Some aren't, I

4:42

don't think. I would not go

4:45

up to you and pinch you

4:47

because that's nonsense. Yeah, agreed. And

4:49

you don't like nonsense? Zero days

4:51

since our last nonsense in this

4:53

office. You're 50% anti nonsense, 50%

4:55

anti horseplay. That involves both of

4:57

them. Yeah, I felt like every

4:59

kid growing up got pinched, right?

5:01

Yeah. Well, you had to you

5:04

had to wear green to avoid.

5:06

Yeah, yeah. But I'm saying like,

5:08

that was a rule when you

5:10

were growing up. Yes. Yeah. That's

5:12

a universal universal thing across the

5:14

United States. I remember as kindergarten

5:16

or first grade, but we went

5:18

to lunch and then we came

5:21

back and the leprecon had had

5:23

fucked up our classroom. Yeah, that

5:25

bastard? Oh, messed it up. Yeah,

5:27

chairs were strewn all over the

5:29

place, desks were, everything was taken

5:31

out of him. He was a

5:33

real bastard. I think we would

5:35

like leave our shoes out in

5:38

the hallway and then... They'd like

5:40

leave us a present or shoes.

5:42

Really? I don't know. A shoe

5:44

stocking. I don't know why I'm

5:46

remembering that. We did that for

5:48

St. Nick's Day. Yeah, that might

5:50

have been it. What was St.

5:52

Nick's Day? St. Nicholas Day. It's

5:54

Santa. Yeah. Oh. That might have

5:57

been that. But it's December's. Y'all

5:59

had Santa working overtime? It was

6:01

December 6th of St. and my

6:03

mom or St. Nick would put

6:05

um freaking peppermints or what's the

6:07

kitty canes on every window in

6:09

the house there's a pre-Christmas I

6:11

never got this yeah Saint Nick's

6:14

Day. I think it's a Catholic

6:16

thing. Because it's like the Patriot,

6:18

it's the feast day of Saint's

6:20

Day. Because I did it like

6:22

in religion class, like it wasn't,

6:24

yeah, Saint Nick's Day. It's always

6:26

December 26th, but like Saint Nick

6:28

is Santa. I'm aware of that.

6:31

Yeah. I have never heard of

6:33

December 6th. Yeah. My mom still

6:35

sends me like a care package

6:37

every December 6th to celebrate Saint

6:39

next day. That's kind of wild.

6:41

And they put them in your

6:43

shoes. So then I had a

6:45

special pair of little slippers that

6:48

I never wore, but they were

6:50

my St. Nick's shoes. That's kind

6:52

of wild. I feel like, yeah,

6:54

I might be a Catholic. Let's

6:56

give St. Emperor. I think it's

6:58

a Catholic. Yeah, I mean, that

7:00

guy is working his ass off

7:02

probably 20 hour days at that

7:04

time. And then they're like, oh,

7:07

we got to call him in

7:09

for pre-Christmas. What kind of presence

7:11

are we talking about for St.

7:13

Nick's? Like candy? Nothing big. So

7:15

it's kind of like an appetizer

7:17

for stocking. Yeah. Yep. And then

7:19

the stocking is an appetizer for

7:21

the big. Yeah. Yep. Yep. It's

7:24

going too far. It's going too

7:26

far. It's going too far. It's

7:28

going too far. I love St.

7:30

Nick's Day. I discovered a new

7:32

kind of guy over the weekend.

7:34

I want to talk about it

7:36

real quick. Okay. Okay. So we've

7:38

discovered a lot of different. you

7:41

know, ways of people's brains work,

7:43

especially online. There is a new

7:45

type of conspiracy guy that I

7:47

found. And it was in reply

7:49

to a viral post about sunscreen.

7:51

And I've heard about the anti-sonscreen

7:53

truthers. I've heard I've heard about

7:55

them before. So this was a

7:57

post from Riley Check. Holistic grenade

8:00

is Riley Checks handle. 70% of

8:02

white people reported that they use

8:04

sunscreen at the beach in 2022.

8:06

That actually to me seems low.

8:08

I feel like it'd be higher

8:10

than that. 10% of white people

8:12

reported that they used sunscreen at

8:14

the beach in 1975. In 1975,

8:17

there were approximately 30 skin cancer

8:19

cases per 100,000 people. In 2022,

8:21

there were approximately 1,691 skin cancer

8:23

cases per 100,000 people. That's more

8:25

than a 400% increase in skin

8:27

cancer cases. Does anyone else find

8:29

this odd? By the way, that's

8:31

way, way more than a 400%

8:34

increase. I think like 40,000% increase,

8:36

but I guess saying it's more

8:38

than 400 is still true. There's

8:40

a big anti-sonscreen community that is

8:42

convinced that sunscreen is what's causing

8:44

skin cancer, not going outside of

8:46

the sun. Obviously they're full of

8:48

shit, but they're just like taking

8:50

causation and correlation and fucking that

8:53

up in their own brain. It

8:55

also might have some to do

8:57

with the fact that we diagnose

8:59

way more skin cancer cases because

9:01

we check for more skin cancer

9:03

cases. So in the replies, I

9:05

found a new guy, a new

9:07

kind of guy. His username is

9:10

Dim Sun. His reply was, it's

9:12

also a different Sun. Hashtag Sun

9:14

Simulator. Harsh white LED light, not

9:16

golden and gentle. There is a

9:18

community, and if you search, hashtag

9:20

Sun Simulator, you'll find a community

9:22

that the sun. was replaced and

9:24

we have a new sun. A

9:27

different sun than the one that

9:29

we had back in 1975 that

9:31

was golden, caring, warm, war sunglasses,

9:33

had a big smile. We put

9:35

two scoops of raisins into your

9:37

cereal. Have you seen that was

9:39

the good sun? Fake angular simulator

9:41

sun, lens flare shows me the

9:43

truth. Yeah, so it's a lot

9:46

of people that take pictures of

9:48

the sun on their phones and

9:50

then they're like, what is this

9:52

that showed up in the picture?

9:54

Because the sun fucked with their

9:56

camera. They don't understand real how

9:58

cameras work, but I have so

10:00

many questions about the fake

10:03

sun. So many. When did they

10:05

replace it? What did they

10:07

do with the old sun? Yeah. Where

10:10

did they build the new sun?

10:12

Because apparently it's LED

10:14

light now. It's not a sun. And

10:17

if you point your camera directly

10:19

at it, you can see the

10:21

sun turning on and off. Again,

10:24

people that have no idea

10:26

how. cameras work and how light filters

10:28

work, but they'll point their camera right at

10:30

the sun and then notice that it gets

10:32

dimmer and then it gets brighter again.

10:34

You can only see it with your

10:37

camera and they think that it's it's

10:39

a new sun, the sun simulator. This

10:41

is a great tweet. It's just a

10:43

guy who took a picture of the

10:45

sun and it says, if you think

10:47

this is normal, I don't know what

10:49

to tell you. Hashtag, we are being

10:51

radiated. Hashtag, sun simulator. Like it's just

10:53

a very normal picture of the sky.

10:55

If you think this is normal, it's

10:57

literally the sun. Maybe they swapped it

10:59

out during the eclipse. That's what

11:01

I was thinking is. Like, so it goes

11:03

dark, obviously. And they tell you not

11:05

to look. Yeah. What are they trying

11:08

to keep you from looking at? That's

11:10

when they changed the bulb out. The

11:12

replacement, yeah. But the sun is

11:14

pretty big. It's a large thing. So

11:16

I want to know what they did with

11:19

the old sun. And this is also

11:21

another good post. It's a field

11:23

of sunflowers that are, they've all

11:25

turned their back on the fake

11:28

sun because they know that it's not

11:30

real. Like nature knows. Yeah, it's just

11:32

a bunch of videos of very

11:34

regular looking sun. They're like,

11:37

look at this shit. This is

11:39

crazy. Because their whole thing is back

11:41

in the day, the sun was yellow

11:43

and now the sun's white. Okay.

11:45

I could get on board with

11:47

that. Have you ever noticed that?

11:49

Like these things, I don't even

11:51

understand what they're saying. This guy

11:53

said, why do you think NASA

11:55

needs a sun simulator as if

11:57

we will be loosening access to

11:59

the sun? into the firmament that

12:01

will simulate the real sun. Hashtag

12:03

false flag event. Hashtag NASA lies.

12:05

This other person claims that they

12:07

found where the sun simulator is.

12:09

And it's a video from a

12:11

weather balloon. And I guess it's

12:13

just very very close to Earth.

12:15

It just like hangs up up

12:17

in the sky. It's not far

12:19

away. And one of the hashtags

12:22

that they use on it is.

12:24

Hashtag sky bastards. I will tell

12:26

you these guys are great at

12:28

hashtags. Yeah, the sky bastards one

12:30

is pretty strong. And you can

12:32

see it very clearly at the

12:34

South Pole according to them. Yeah,

12:36

this is good stuff. I don't

12:38

know how these people manage to

12:40

get through day to day life

12:42

without dying every day. Like just

12:44

walking accidentally in front of a

12:46

train. I think they would. Say

12:48

that you can't die. It's all

12:50

a simulation Can we get a

12:52

sun simulator guy on? Yeah, I

12:54

would love to love that I

12:56

would love to can we can

12:58

we try to find these people?

13:00

Yeah, yeah, let me see send

13:03

us that tweet Yeah, I tried

13:05

to I tried to reply to

13:07

them because I wanted to I

13:09

was fascinated by this person's brain

13:11

Dim son. I said I'm interested

13:13

to hear more about the new

13:15

son When did they switch it?

13:17

What did they do with the

13:19

old son? I always thought something

13:21

was up with this one was

13:23

up with this one And then

13:25

it occurred to me it's like

13:27

in a sitcom when they replace

13:29

a character and they just don't

13:31

talk about it. Yeah, character. They

13:33

did that with Aunt V on

13:35

Fresh Prince. They did that with

13:37

Jerry's dad on Seinfeld too. It

13:39

was a different Mr Seinfeld season

13:42

one. This is my favorite one.

13:44

So it's just a picture of

13:46

the sun with like a little

13:48

bit of a lens flare and

13:50

it says hashtag sun simulator construction

13:52

question mark. I guess they're insinuating

13:54

this is like scaffolding. on the

13:56

new son yes and then someone

13:58

replied and just said bingo nobody

14:00

knows about this bingo nailed it

14:02

yeah this is big on Facebook

14:04

i'm on red it and there

14:06

are a lot of Facebook people

14:08

that are in on this. Oh

14:10

yeah? So there's a post that

14:12

I'm seeing from r slash Facebook

14:14

science which I cannot wait to

14:16

dive into later. Real sunsets versus

14:18

fake simulator. Real sunsets show a

14:21

deep orange ball that rests in

14:23

the clouds leaving a long flat

14:25

reflection upon the flat water and

14:27

gently reflect the firmament above. The

14:29

light is warm yellow and beautiful.

14:31

Simulator sunsets are hexagonal, give off

14:33

a horrible blue-white light that's simply

14:35

too far too bright, creates a

14:37

comically hazy yet pointed shape that

14:39

is never perfectly round as the

14:41

sun should be. There's often a

14:43

dark spot in the center, it

14:45

gives off weird long bright blue

14:47

rays, and feels totally unnatural the

14:49

more you look. And the pictures

14:51

that they are showing are of

14:53

actual sunsets, and then just the

14:55

simulated ones are just taken at

14:57

noon. got it but then replies

15:00

to this post is LED simulator

15:02

is what I'm now calling this

15:04

thing in the sky it isn't

15:06

the sun I remember gazing in

15:08

several years back nothing is is

15:10

that nothing is as it seems

15:12

here in this illusory realm I

15:14

think they Wasn't it to say

15:16

something else? Allusory, rum and the

15:18

rabbit hole of lies. Artificiality and

15:20

the deception goes much deeper than

15:22

most care to decode or research.

15:24

And then someone said, so what

15:26

happened to the real sun? Simply

15:28

curious and not being snide. Also,

15:30

last week I noticed the sun

15:32

going down into direction. I've never

15:34

seen it go down before. Northwest

15:36

instead of westward. Could that be

15:39

just a different season? Who knows?

15:41

And then they said, yes, I

15:43

am just aware. I see the

15:45

sun. I see the sun. When

15:47

we see. is now, what we

15:49

see is now rising and moving

15:51

in a pattern I have not

15:53

seen. I am nearing 70 years

15:55

old, shocking, in my parents' home

15:57

and aware if the sun reaching

15:59

areas in the garden and windows.

16:01

including this weird ultra blinding and

16:03

dirty. It is not the sun.

16:05

I found another very funny post

16:07

here that says the sun is

16:09

powered by nuclear power, the new

16:11

sun. The new sun is powered

16:13

by nuclear power and it gives

16:15

people radiation poisoning. That's actually true.

16:19

That person described how the sun

16:21

works accurately like the real sun

16:23

came all the way back around

16:25

came all the way He's like

16:27

this this new son is powered

16:29

by some sort of nuclear reaction

16:31

that I can't figure out and

16:33

it emits harmful radiation It can

16:35

kill you if you stand out

16:37

there long enough people don't talk

16:39

about that. When are we gonna

16:41

stand up for ourselves? How many

16:43

levels deep do you think I

16:45

need to get into reading about

16:47

the sun simulator until somebody blames

16:49

on Jews? Not a lot. I'm

16:51

just getting well this could be

16:53

just the new Twitter shitty search.

16:55

I mean this is a dangerous

16:57

search but I mean got to

16:59

do it. Yeah Sun Simulator hashtag

17:01

Jews. Yeah yeah it'll be there.

17:03

Not a ton not a lot

17:05

I'm just getting well this could

17:07

be just the new Twitter shitty

17:09

search function. Mm-hmm. But I'm not

17:11

seeing a ton. I'm not seeing

17:13

a ton. I would play a

17:16

Sun Simulator game. Me too. I've

17:18

been looking for a new Sim.

17:20

I think I might do Border

17:22

Police. That sounds like fun. Yeah.

17:24

I beat power washing. I've bought

17:26

all the add-ons. So they had

17:28

the regular game, then you got

17:30

to pay eight bucks a pop

17:32

if you want to keep playing

17:34

the game for the Shrek pack

17:36

and the Alice in Wonderland shit.

17:38

They have all these weird, like

17:40

cross-platform, like IP. deals, but I've

17:42

beat all those now, so I

17:44

need a new simulator. Have you

17:46

done trains? So I looked at

17:48

trains, I looked at 18 wheelers,

17:50

but I want to, I don't

17:52

know. I'm still I'm still on

17:54

the market. So if anybody has

17:56

a great simulator that you've been

17:58

playing send it to me I

18:00

will take it under advisement I've

18:02

been looking for several Yeah, the

18:04

the truck driving one doesn't really

18:06

do it for me. I don't

18:08

I don't get that one Yeah,

18:10

you're just driving I liked it

18:12

at first, but then I looked

18:15

more into it. I'm like there's

18:17

really nothing nothing here. You're just

18:19

doing a job. You get new

18:21

trucks though, which is cool, which

18:23

is cool. That is cool. You

18:25

can upgrade But yeah, so we're

18:27

looking at, there's some cop ones,

18:29

there's some, I could go back

18:31

to lawn mowing, I mean that's

18:33

been a couple years off. Do

18:35

they have teacher, teacher simulator? There

18:37

might be. Principal? There's a, you

18:39

can like run a gas station.

18:41

There's, I bet there's some sort

18:43

of educator one. Yeah. Somebody should

18:45

make a Dave Portnoy simulator. That

18:47

could make a killing press X

18:49

to boot Miss Peaches Yeah, I'm

18:51

uh, I'm fascinated by these people

18:53

at the Sun Similar people I

18:55

will be digging deeper into that

18:57

you can you can bet your

18:59

bottom dollar I will Let me

19:01

get to the bottom of that

19:03

Apparently it's a big thing on

19:05

tic-tac too. I don't know how

19:07

we miss this. I'm not my

19:09

echo chamber is not that on

19:11

tic-toc those those aren't sneaking through

19:13

the cracks they're not you don't

19:16

get any weird weird shit that

19:18

just pops up um i do

19:20

but then i swat it not

19:22

like that weird but then i

19:24

swat it down i say not

19:26

interested in this creator oh so

19:28

you curate your algorithm oh yeah

19:30

i am in an echo chamber

19:32

of my own making that's good

19:34

yeah it's really great but those

19:36

those types of people know or

19:38

i'll get those types of people

19:40

but it's like stitch incoming and

19:42

then it's explaining why they're crazy

19:45

Like that. Big T. Congrats on

19:47

your Tennessee volunteers making it to

19:49

the SEC championship game. Congrats on.

19:51

That sounds like a backhanded compliment.

19:53

Congrats on getting a two seed.

19:55

That's big. Thanks. Yeah. Yeah. Where

19:58

were you guys last year? Two.

20:00

Two seed. Okay. So, but you

20:02

basically have a couple home games.

20:04

Not too far, yeah. Yeah, are

20:06

you gonna go? No. Watch on

20:08

stream? Yeah, gotta be here. Yeah,

20:10

how are you feeling? I feel

20:12

pretty good about getting to the

20:14

Sweet 16. And then after that,

20:17

I mean, there's a potential just

20:19

nightmare scenario looming. Go on. Well,

20:21

you know who we could probably

20:23

play in the Sweet 16. Yeah.

20:26

Kentucky would not be what it'd be

20:29

the worst week of my life from

20:31

Saturday to Thursday or Friday whenever they

20:33

play I'd just be just pure dread

20:36

what if you beat them then I

20:38

mean there's no like if we lose

20:40

to UCLA in the second round like

20:42

that would suck obviously I want them

20:45

to go further than that but I

20:47

would be over it the Kentucky Sweet

20:49

16 game will either be the best

20:52

moment ever or send me into a

20:54

permanent Like there's no, that's it, that's

20:56

it. You can't, you never come back

20:59

from that. How are you feeling about

21:01

the team though? Does it sound like

21:03

you're that good? No, good. They, they,

21:06

I mean, we just had a, the

21:08

nightmare scenario in the SEC tournament, play

21:10

three games and then lose. But no,

21:12

we're a really good team. We lost

21:15

to Florida who's probably the best team

21:17

in the country right now. They might

21:19

be, yeah. So I wanna see their

21:22

big boy get out there and play.

21:25

I really would. They should allow him

21:27

to play. Oh, the 7-9 kid? Yeah.

21:29

Yeah. They should let that man play.

21:31

Just because I want to look at

21:33

him. I mean, he's a freak. Is

21:35

he good? I don't know. Or is

21:37

he just tall? I don't know. He

21:39

looks like he moves okay. But he's

21:41

so tall that it, like 80s, what,

21:44

7-4 or something like that? 7-5, maybe,

21:46

yeah. And he was just so tall

21:48

that it didn't matter if you were

21:50

good or good or good or good

21:52

or not. He cut the net down

21:54

standing on flat feet without using the

21:56

latter. Yeah, he doesn't need a ladder.

21:58

Yeah, he just reached up and cut.

22:00

the net down. But I'm basing this

22:02

all on just watching him walk. He

22:05

walks like a relatively normal

22:07

person would walk. Which means

22:09

you have to be crazy

22:11

athletic. Yeah, because if you're

22:13

that tall, you usually get

22:15

around like you're sick. Like

22:18

if you're not playing basketball, I

22:20

assume you use a cane.

22:22

What's his listed weight? I'm

22:24

going to seven nine. Like

22:26

think about a guy that's six

22:28

foot nine. Think about how tall

22:31

that guy is. So tall. This

22:33

guy's a foot taller than that.

22:35

That's insane. Yeah. I mean, we

22:37

had the guy, Connor, what's his

22:40

last name? I apologize

22:42

for forgetting his last

22:44

name. The St. Geoffrey's

22:47

Sure Guy. Yeah, Connor. Connor.

22:49

Connor. And he was seven

22:51

feet. And he's a mountain

22:53

of a man. He, this

22:55

guy's listed at 79-305. I

22:57

mean you have to be 300 pounds if

22:59

you're seven nine. Yeah, and he's skinny

23:01

and he's French. Yeah, Olivier Rue. If

23:04

you look at the Florida team picture that

23:06

they took or he's French Canadian.

23:08

Sorry, it's so funny seeing him

23:10

because they've got some other big boys

23:12

on that team. Do they have two seven

23:14

footers? Yep. They got two seven

23:16

footers and they're standing next to

23:19

Olivier Rue and he makes them

23:21

look tiny like little boys and

23:23

they're seven feet tall. So just let

23:25

that guy play. Only average 8 and

23:27

10 over six games at the 2021

23:30

FIBA, you 16 America's championship. If you're

23:32

seven nine, you gotta be pulling in

23:34

20 boards a game. I mean, it's

23:37

impossible to not score. He also might not

23:39

have been as tall then. All right, so

23:41

when he was 16, he was out

23:43

tall, seven feet? Probably. Seven foot six,

23:45

16 year old giant. Seven, if

23:47

ten, that's embarrassing. Well, who else

23:50

was on that team? He's Canadian.

23:52

So that could have been a, that could

23:54

have been like. That's too late for Shea and

23:56

guys like that, but Canada's had like good guys coming

23:58

through. If they could players, yeah. I'm just,

24:00

I'm, I'm nervous about this guy, but

24:03

I want to watch him play.

24:05

I'm nervous for like his joints. Circulatory

24:07

system. How tall are his parents? I

24:09

heard that his mom was six five.

24:12

Geez. Which is like seven five

24:14

for, yeah. Right. And I assume that

24:16

his dad's also tall. That'd be very

24:18

funny though if they were just normal,

24:21

like shorter size. Yeah, that'd be

24:23

insane. But I feel like at a

24:25

certain point, being seven nine. more than

24:27

just your parents being tall. It's like

24:30

your thyroid. For sure, but your

24:32

parents have to be freakishly tall. Can

24:34

you guess what he said his superpower

24:36

would be if he could have one?

24:39

Invisibility? That is correct. No way. I

24:41

just guessed. Oh, I mean, that would

24:43

be kind of tough, wouldn't it?

24:45

If you're seven, nine? Yeah, I mean,

24:48

he's never had a conversation with anyone

24:50

in his life that didn't start with,

24:52

wow, you're so fucking tall. Yeah.

24:54

I get that and I'm 15 inches

24:57

shorter than him. If I were him

24:59

I would just sit down all the

25:01

time. I bet his best conversations

25:03

happen when he's in a chair. I

25:06

mean you have to. Yeah. And him

25:08

sitting down is probably taller than most

25:10

people. Yeah. Yeah, how tall would

25:12

he be from from like his ass

25:15

to the top of his head? His

25:17

torso looks pretty long. I'm guessing that

25:19

his legs. Part of like my

25:21

height. Five feet. Let's do the math

25:24

here. What's the normal proportion of... your

25:26

leg length to your body size. I

25:28

think it just depends. Yeah, but

25:30

like average. I would say most people

25:33

are probably 65% legs. Let's see, normal

25:35

length, leg length, is approximately 50? Yeah,

25:37

this one says legs should be

25:39

roughly 50% of your total height. Okay,

25:42

so the torso length should be one-third

25:44

of your total height. So half of,

25:46

let's just say eight feet, four

25:48

feet, four feet. So his torso from

25:51

his ass to the top of his

25:53

head would be four feet and then

25:55

off the ground that's another like.

25:57

He's about six feet tall when he's

26:00

sitting down. That's crazy. No, that's insane.

26:02

That's insane. Yeah. I still wouldn't be

26:04

able to have a conversation with

26:06

him. And he probably can't use regular

26:09

chairs. Definitely not. I'm sure he looks

26:11

like this. Imagine a flight? Oh, he

26:13

can't fly in a plane. He'd

26:16

have to like have the bed every

26:18

time. Yeah. Yeah. This video of him

26:20

cutting the net is ridiculous. Would you

26:23

reach his reaches? Not even if

26:25

it meant that you were going to

26:27

be an NBA player and probably make

26:29

like 200 million dollars. I mean is

26:32

this like if that were the

26:34

case he'd be playing right now. Probably.

26:36

Like he's obviously good at basketball but

26:38

I don't I mean maybe he turns

26:41

into an ED type. But you don't

26:43

even have to be good at basketball

26:45

when you're that tall. I agree.

26:47

Correct. Just stay in there. But if

26:50

he was like awesome he'd be playing

26:52

right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Also PFT

26:54

I think your 10 year old

26:56

theory stops at him stops at him.

26:59

He was the Guinness world record holder

27:01

for tallest teenager. He was six one

27:03

at age eight, six foot 11

27:05

by sixth grade and crossed the seven

27:08

foot mark the summer before entering seventh

27:10

grade. So he's probably like six three

27:12

when he was 10? Yeah. Mm-hmm.

27:14

I kick his ass. I mean, he's

27:17

he's probably skinny. He's French Canadian and

27:19

he's skinny. Yeah, sweep the legs. Yeah.

27:21

He's not skinny though. He just

27:23

looks skinny. It has to, he's lean?

27:26

I don't know what you call it.

27:28

No, I know, but I'm saying like

27:30

you, you look at him, you

27:32

think, oh, that guy's skinny, but he's

27:35

all spread out. He's huge. But he's

27:37

not tall and fat. Correct. But like,

27:39

he's just huge. Yeah, I mean,

27:41

he's an animal. Do we know why

27:44

Guinness got involved in the whole record

27:46

keeping business? It's not the same company

27:48

isn't I think it's the same

27:50

company. No chance. I think it is

27:53

no chance It was because of bar

27:55

arguments. They're like we might as well

27:57

sponsor these bar bets. Is that

27:59

true? I think so. Yeah You think

28:02

there's two Guinness I just just I

28:04

yeah I've never given much thought to

28:06

this. Oh no it says Guinness

28:08

World Records the record-keeping organization is not

28:11

the same as the Irish stone. Yeah

28:13

no really. Yes oh yeah so in

28:15

1951 Sir Hugh Beaver then the

28:17

managing director of the Guinness Breweries went

28:20

on a shooting party in North Slab.

28:22

By the river Slaney and County Wexford,

28:24

these are all made up things.

28:26

After missing a shot at a golden

28:29

peover, he became involved in argument over

28:31

which was the fastest game bird in

28:33

Europe. It's the golden plover, my bad,

28:36

not peover. The golden plover, or the

28:38

red grouse. The plover is faster,

28:40

but neither is the fastest game bird

28:42

in Europe. That evening at Castle Bridge

28:45

House, he realized it was impossible to

28:47

confirm and reference books whether or

28:49

not the golden plover was Europe's fastest

28:51

game bird. Beaver knew that there must

28:54

have been numerous other questions debated nightly

28:56

among the public, but there was

28:58

no book in the world with which

29:00

to settle arguments about records. He realized

29:03

then that a book supplying the answers

29:05

of this sort of question might

29:07

prove successful. His idea became reality when

29:09

Guinness employee Christopher Chattaway recommended university friends

29:12

Norris and Ross McWherder. who had been

29:14

running a fact-finding agency in London.

29:16

The Twin Brothers were commissioned to compile

29:18

what became the Guinness Book of Superlatives

29:21

and Records. In August 1954, a thousand

29:23

copies were distributed for free to

29:25

pubs across Britain and Ireland as a

29:27

promotional asset for the Guinness brand, and

29:30

they became immensely popular with customers. So

29:33

it founded it, but they're no longer

29:35

connected it says yeah, I guess not

29:37

but it sounds like it was Yeah,

29:40

like a little cross promotion people that's

29:42

more than I thought into arguments in

29:44

a bar Had some Guinness this weekend

29:46

was delicious you guys like Guinness never

29:49

had one You've never had one you've

29:51

never had one? No, I said I

29:53

was gonna do it on Saturday, and

29:56

then I forgot it's good Guinness has

29:58

gotten way better in the United States

30:00

in the last 20 years I had

30:02

it I think the first time I

30:05

went over to Ireland I was like

30:07

15 or 16 had a few pints

30:09

over there it was good came back

30:11

tried to drink some Guinness here and

30:14

I was like this sucks and there

30:16

was only like one or two restaurants

30:18

in the area that they like marketed

30:20

themselves to be in the place to

30:23

get a Guinness in Northern Virginia and

30:25

I feel like there's just so many

30:27

more places that server right I like

30:29

splitting the G's pretty good. Pretty good

30:32

bar trick Big T. You want to

30:34

get into some news from today? And

30:36

also Aryan is not here He's got

30:39

appointments for his kids. Congratulations to Aryan

30:41

for winning his Roy McElroy that on

30:43

St. Patrick's day. Yeah, congratulations to Roy

30:45

Macroy Yeah, yeah, fun. He's back. He's

30:48

back guys But in the news say

30:50

Big T speaking of the NCAA tournament

30:52

the governor of West Virginia is threatening

30:54

legal action against the NCAA. Have you

30:57

seen the press conference they're doing right

30:59

now? I saw that he was going

31:01

to be having a press conference. What

31:03

did he say? The West Virginia Governor's

31:06

news conference has started, his podium reads,

31:08

National Corrupt Athletic Association. Love that. You

31:10

made us talk to Incos this morning?

31:13

Yeah. Governor Patrick Morrissey calls W.VU snub,

31:15

quote, a miscarriage of justice and robbery

31:17

at the highest level. Okay, so what's

31:19

he going to do about it? I

31:22

don't know. Have a press conference? Maybe

31:24

they sue, I don't... Who tried to

31:26

do this recently? I mean, a bunch

31:28

of... Meatball, Ron?... Meatball, Ron. Ron DeSantis

31:31

threatened legal action against the College Football

31:33

Player Committee when Florida State is left

31:35

out. That's right. How'd that lawsuit go?

31:37

I doubt anything came of it. And

31:40

Florida State, I believe, had the biggest

31:42

bowl game loss in history to Georgia.

31:44

I think they probably just quietly abandoned

31:46

the lawsuit after that game. Yeah. Yeah.

31:49

I mean a bunch of state governments

31:51

have been suing the NCAA but over

31:53

like legitimate stuff but this the when

31:56

your team gets left out yeah meatball

31:58

around was left. guy to do it.

32:00

Yeah I mean North Carolina being in

32:02

was the the most insane thing

32:04

I've ever seen. Kind of crazy.

32:07

Their athletic director happens to be

32:09

the chair of the selection committee.

32:11

But he recues himself. Correct. He

32:13

left the room. Which I do I do

32:16

believe but also like You're the chairman

32:18

of the selection committee. Probably a pretty

32:20

powerful guy. He also received a $104,000

32:22

bonus for North Carolina making the tournament.

32:24

All right, so I looked that up.

32:26

I saw that same post and I

32:28

looked it up online. That's not true.

32:30

So a hundred four thousand is not

32:32

true. I've seen I also saw 60

32:34

somewhere. Yeah, the actual figures probably somewhere

32:36

between 40 and 65,000 is what he

32:38

got. And there's a bunch of clauses

32:40

in this contract that say if you

32:42

make the tournament, if you make different

32:45

levels of the tournament, he gets paid

32:47

more money because he has to work more.

32:49

Because like, that's still a lot of money to

32:51

get. And I'm sure that his friends were

32:53

helping him out and hook him up. But

32:55

yeah, the guy from West Virginia, the governor

32:57

here, I think you just give this press conference

32:59

and then you just kind of forget about it

33:01

afterwards, right? Yeah, you get the cool sign. Yeah,

33:04

it's like I did, I did my part.

33:06

Yeah, I mean what else

33:08

you want him to do?

33:10

He's done more than he

33:13

arguably should have I need to

33:15

know how many basketball

33:17

puns this guy made during

33:20

this press conference

33:22

This was a flagrant

33:24

foul. Yeah, yeah, like

33:26

that flagrant too Give me

33:28

some other ones The NCAA

33:31

has fouled out of its

33:33

mission. Yeah, to help these kids.

33:35

Yeah, I propose that we

33:37

drop the B from the word bracket

33:40

this March, because that's what

33:42

it is. It's a damn bracket. Morrissey

33:44

is asked to file an injunction

33:47

since the tournament begins

33:49

Tuesday, presumably to delay its

33:51

start. He speaks directly to

33:53

the NCAA, quote, if you're

33:55

watching right now, I'm urging

33:57

you to cooperate right away. So

34:00

that's not a yes. Right. He

34:02

also said. That'd be so funny

34:04

if the governor of West Virginia

34:06

stopped March Madness from happening. Can

34:08

you imagine? He was so angry

34:11

about it. I mean, he would

34:13

be in danger. Yes. We've done

34:15

that once. We're never doing it

34:17

again. No, that was so bad.

34:19

That was the worst day ever.

34:21

It was terrible. They canceled the

34:23

Big East tournament at halftime. Was

34:26

it St. John's and I want

34:28

to say Creighton. Yeah. Governor

34:30

also said he's asked the Attorney

34:32

General to launch an investigation into

34:34

the selection committee to determine if

34:36

any backdoor deals happened. I think

34:38

that it comes down to the

34:40

fact that Bubba Cunningham, the AD

34:42

of University of North Carolina, is

34:44

probably a very very powerful guy

34:46

with very very powerful friends. They

34:48

didn't want to piss him off.

34:50

So they said, okay, we'll let

34:52

Buba have his team because if

34:55

you think about it, he's connected

34:57

to very closely connected to Michael

34:59

Jordan. Very closely connected to Bill

35:01

Bella check. He's got a lot

35:03

of stuff going on down there

35:05

in Chapelho. How do we not

35:07

have this is the one thing

35:09

that like the NCAA still controls

35:11

that like they have actual power

35:13

over? And how is the committee

35:15

still made up of athletic directors

35:17

and those kind of people? How

35:19

is it not an impartial? I

35:21

mean, obviously it's hard to get

35:23

fully impartial, but like when the

35:25

UNC AD is heading the thing

35:27

and they're on the bubble. I

35:29

mean it should be the thing

35:31

is they weren't even really that

35:33

much on the bubble they were

35:35

but they should have never been

35:37

in the tournament they should yeah

35:39

it was it is kind of

35:42

egregious that West Virginia was left

35:44

out yeah and granted what they

35:46

only win 19 games but I

35:48

mean plenty of teams when 19

35:50

games but they beat several good

35:52

teams whereas North Carolina has not

35:54

they be one good team they

35:56

were one in 12 and quad

35:58

one which by the way quad

36:00

one Like you can play in

36:02

a pretty average team and it's

36:04

a quad one game particularly if

36:06

it's on the road. Like those

36:08

aren't, that's not a ranked team

36:10

every time you're playing. Right. But

36:12

whatever. Whatever. I actually, I think

36:14

they might make a little bit

36:16

of a run. You didn't see

36:18

now? Yeah. I think so. Yeah.

36:20

That's how it, that's how it

36:22

usually works out. There's always one

36:24

winner of one of those playing

36:26

games that will go on to

36:28

win a couple. Who's the six

36:31

seed they'd be playing if they

36:33

beat? San Diego State? It's a

36:35

great time of year. Present everything

36:37

in bracket form. How many brackets

36:39

do you fill out? I fill

36:41

out one. Me too. I fill

36:43

out one bracket. I might go

36:45

back, I filled it out yesterday

36:47

within the first hour of it

36:49

coming out. I might go back

36:51

and revise it. That's fine. Before

36:53

the tournament starts. Yeah, you have

36:55

until the games took. But I've

36:57

got my initial picks down. Who

36:59

do you have in your final

37:01

four? I believe it was Florida,

37:03

Houston, Auburn, Alabama. Okay. Not a

37:05

great, not what I want. Three

37:07

ones in a two. Yeah, well,

37:09

I just meant in terms of

37:11

the teams in it, but yeah.

37:13

Yeah, Auburn, Florida, Bama, Houston, Florida,

37:15

Houston, National Championship game. And I

37:17

think Florida might win it, which

37:20

sucks, but. Could happen. I've got

37:22

Michigan State, Florida, Duke. And

37:25

I think I had...

37:28

No, no, I had

37:30

Michigan State St. John's,

37:32

Duke and Houston, as

37:35

my final four. Is

37:37

St. John's in Florida?

37:39

Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. A

37:41

lot can happen. Could

37:44

you have winning? I

37:46

think I had... Houston.

37:49

I believe it's going to be interesting

37:52

to see what happens with Cooper Flag

37:54

because I don't think he's going to

37:56

be healthy. They're a very deep team,

37:58

but I don't think he's going to

38:01

be healthy for the first weekend and

38:03

then he'll be a little... bit limited

38:05

maybe coming back second week. Yeah, we'll

38:08

see. Yeah. Also, looking through Big T's

38:10

sheet, Big T You read the opinion

38:12

piece in the New York Times. Yeah,

38:14

did you read that? I did read

38:17

it. Yeah. So it's regarding the lab

38:19

leak hypothesis. It was written, it's in

38:21

the opinion section, so it's not a

38:23

scientific paper saying that the virus. Sure,

38:26

but there's a lot of evidence in

38:28

there. Yeah, I've been pretty consistent saying

38:30

that. We don't know where it came

38:33

from. If it was from the lab,

38:35

that would not surprise me at all.

38:37

But this person is now saying like,

38:39

there's less evidence that it came from

38:42

the wet market than there is that

38:44

it came from a lab league, which

38:46

I just want to know. But there's

38:49

also direct evidence that scientists in quotation

38:51

marks who were saying there's no chance

38:53

it came from a lab, we're saying

38:55

privately that obviously it did. Yeah. I

38:58

think that they were, there were a

39:00

lot of people that were very worried

39:02

and very embarrassed about the possibility that

39:04

if they were working to mutate a

39:07

virus and escape what that would mean

39:09

for their careers. I do think like

39:11

there's probably good reasons why you would

39:14

work on mutating a virus in a

39:16

lab, right? Maybe, but I would hope

39:18

you would be doing so under the

39:20

care that would be necessary for that

39:23

that obviously wasn't taking place. I would

39:25

hope so too. Just

39:28

an interesting interesting little thing that

39:30

came out. Yep. What else we

39:32

got out there today? Anything big

39:34

we want to talk about? I

39:36

Had a couple teat offs. All

39:38

right teat. We've kind of touched

39:40

on both of them. Go for

39:43

it. The first one is This

39:45

St. Patrick's Day business in Chicago

39:47

is just out of control. Okay.

39:49

The one mile drive from the

39:51

office back to my apartment on

39:53

Saturday. Was like it was I

39:55

was like playing frogger like there's

39:57

just And it's 34-year-olds that are

39:59

like wearing green beads and like

40:01

they're out walking around. You should

40:03

have a family. Go be with

40:06

your children. And it's just mobbed

40:08

and it's a, I hate it,

40:10

I hate it so much. The

40:12

other one was, these schools that

40:14

think they can just get rid

40:16

of the word state in their

40:18

names. It's becoming an epidemic. Go

40:20

on. So like Mcneas. That was

40:22

McNeese State for 50 years. And

40:24

now they're just, they're McNeese now.

40:26

They just, they got rid of

40:28

it, you can't do that. Nickle

40:31

State did the same thing, they're

40:33

just Nickles now? They are, they're

40:35

not Nickle State anymore? No. Nickles,

40:37

there's a not Nickle State anymore?

40:39

No. Nickles. There's, there's a few

40:41

other schools that have done it

40:43

too, but no, you don't get

40:45

to do that. I agree. You

40:47

need something else in there. St.

40:49

Patrick's Day in Chicago though is,

40:51

what is it, the largest or

40:54

second largest celebration? Gotta be, I

40:56

don't know. In the United States?

40:58

Yeah, there's, there was a lot

41:00

of, a lot of pedestrian traffic

41:02

that was like, you gotta be

41:04

on your toes as a driver.

41:06

But also, it's just like, the

41:08

whole thing. It's not, it's not

41:10

my day. It's not for T.

41:12

Maybe just stay inside next time.

41:14

Yeah, I would have. We were

41:17

here for the stream. Then I

41:19

went home and I thought I

41:21

was in Ireland. I think there's

41:23

just... I wish. Most people, or

41:25

a lot of people in the

41:27

United States, have at least a

41:29

little bit of Irish in them.

41:31

So it just gives you an

41:33

excuse to get drunk for a

41:35

day. But it just looked like,

41:37

like, there's a bar near the

41:39

office that I've never seen crowded

41:42

in my life. It was lying

41:44

out the door people shoulder to

41:46

shoulder. Like, how is that fun.

41:48

At an event at a bar

41:50

where you pay for a ticket

41:52

and then you get for the

41:54

right to spend more money. Or

41:56

even if that ticket includes all

41:58

you can dream. for four hours

42:00

or whatever at that bar. I

42:02

don't think I've ever had a

42:05

good time at one of those bars.

42:07

Because the line to get the

42:09

drink is always 20 to 30

42:11

minutes long. Right. You wait in

42:13

that line, you get your drink,

42:15

you get out of line, you

42:17

drink, you drink, you drink your

42:19

drink, and then you have to go

42:21

pee, and then you're out of beer,

42:24

and then you have to get back

42:26

in the line. It's no fun. It

42:28

didn't look like fun. I did have

42:30

fun. It was a very long day. I

42:32

did feel like unk by the end of

42:35

it. Can women be unk? I think

42:37

women can be unk. Am I auntie?

42:39

Auntie? Auntie? Auntie dog? Yeah, I was

42:41

feeling like I was feeling like auntie

42:43

by the end of the day, but

42:45

I had a lot of fun. One

42:47

of our coworkers was motivating pretty

42:50

much the whole group by

42:52

being like, how many more of

42:54

these you got left in you? Yeah.

42:56

And I said like five or six? I

42:58

thought that was a pretty fair number and

43:00

he was like, you don't even have that

43:02

many. Well, which I don't know what he knows,

43:04

but I don't. But like you went out on

43:07

Saturday. Yeah, I went to a friend's house and

43:09

then like go out to a bar. Yeah, it was

43:11

a good time. Yeah, you don't just like, you

43:13

don't just stay in your house after you turn

43:15

30. Right. So I was like, again, I don't

43:17

think I'll be doing the whole. Yeah, yeah, buy the

43:19

ticket, buy the ticket, yeah, buy the tickets

43:21

for the bars, yeah, yeah, I bought tickets

43:23

for the bars, I bought tickets for the

43:25

whole thing. I don't know how much longer

43:27

I'll be doing that because at a certain point

43:30

I'm just like, I'm spending a lot of

43:32

money to go to the same bars I

43:34

go to for free most weekends. But no,

43:36

it was fun and then it turns like

43:38

night time and then it gets a little

43:40

scary outside. Yeah, that's when the

43:42

kids take over. Yeah, like I got to the

43:45

last bar we went to past nightfall

43:47

and it was a scary, scary realization.

43:49

I am not part of this, this

43:51

generation like that this generation like

43:53

that this generation like that. like

43:55

Hannah Montoya and all of them are

43:57

like party until like 2 a.m. that is

44:00

not what I have in me

44:02

anymore. Yeah Max pulled a crazy

44:04

move he went home and then

44:06

he took a nap yeah and

44:08

then he came back out. One

44:10

of my friends did that he

44:12

took a two-hour nap on the

44:15

couch just ended it couldn't stay

44:17

couldn't keep his eyes open and

44:19

then came back out. Yep. That

44:21

is that is a wild move

44:23

to me. Yeah he just he

44:26

was he it wasn't like a

44:28

choice. It was like he ran

44:30

out of energy ran out of

44:32

gas. If I think about my

44:34

house. If I'm out and I

44:36

think about my house, from that

44:39

point on, I'm done for the

44:41

night. Yeah, and he was at

44:43

someone else's house on their couch

44:45

just passed out like a grandpa.

44:47

Now that I'm envisioning this scenario,

44:49

I think it's one of the

44:52

craziest things I've ever heard. Is

44:54

it? To go home? Go home

44:56

at all? Yeah. And then go

44:58

back? Let alone go to sleep?

45:00

Yeah. These people. I'm part of

45:02

the problem? Well, not necessarily the

45:05

problem, just that you were engaged.

45:07

I was engaged in St. Patrick's

45:09

Day festivities, and some revelry, went

45:11

out at about 11, went home

45:13

at about 5.30 in the afternoon.

45:15

Okay. Put in a good six

45:18

hours partying. I think that's a

45:20

perfect timeline. I think that's great,

45:22

because I woke up, I had

45:24

breakfast, I got to sleep in

45:26

just a little bit. No, I

45:28

was at a bar by 9.

45:31

9.30. Yeah. On purpose? That should

45:33

be legal. I paid to be

45:35

there at 930, which was far

45:37

too early. How many drinks did

45:39

you get? So it was a

45:41

nine to one situation. I had

45:44

probably eight drinks. It's pretty good.

45:46

Yeah. I was trying to get

45:48

the most out of my ticket.

45:50

Can I ask when you were

45:52

there at 930? Were you thinking

45:54

I'm... this was a good decision

45:57

that I made. I'm glad I'm

45:59

here. It's not that I think

46:01

it's necessarily like the best I've

46:03

ever made, it's just like... But

46:05

were you happy with it? Yeah,

46:08

I had fun, I have a

46:10

lot of fun. Well then great.

46:12

Yeah, there are only like a

46:14

couple, very, very spread out days

46:16

in a year where I am

46:18

drinking before noon. And like that's

46:21

one of them. So it's kind

46:23

of like almost like a novelty

46:25

day, because you're like, I don't

46:27

drink at 9 a.m. And then

46:29

you're like... They sure were from

46:31

what I could say. So it's

46:34

like, who am, I'm not any

46:36

different than these people. There's, we

46:38

were at Joe's on weed actually,

46:40

site of pup punk concert, and

46:42

it was just a thousand people

46:44

drinking at 9 a.m. So it

46:47

was like, this is what everyone

46:49

does. The nice part about drinking

46:51

early though, you go home and

46:53

you're not hung over the next

46:55

day. Yeah, I know. And then,

46:57

yeah, it's kind of like, oh,

47:00

I'm here for a limited amount

47:02

of time. I must get in

47:04

as much as I can while

47:06

I'm here. Yeah. I did the

47:08

River Die thing last year, never

47:10

do that again. And that's the

47:13

extent of the, my St. Patrick's

47:15

Day activities, probably forever. You saw

47:17

the river. getting dyed green. Yeah

47:19

and I got up at 7

47:21

a.m. to go stand there and

47:23

watch them do that to die

47:26

the river slightly more green than

47:28

it already is. Yeah. And it

47:30

was a massive crowd and everyone

47:32

was drunk and I was why

47:34

why? Oh, never again. It does

47:37

look cool in the videos though.

47:39

Yeah, you can get you get

47:41

the gist of it in a

47:43

video and it's way better than

47:45

being there in Chicago It's also

47:47

kind of a double-duty thing because

47:50

it's the celebration of winter pretty

47:52

much being over And since it

47:54

was a nice day out on

47:56

Saturday was like it felt like

47:58

spring Yeah, and then it snowed

48:00

Yeah, yeah, that's what you get

48:03

for thumbing your nose at the

48:05

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49:19

miss having you're in the studio.

49:21

It was cool to having him

49:23

down here last week. I know,

49:25

it's so fun when he's here.

49:27

And then he just plays basketball.

49:29

End golf. And by the way,

49:32

we didn't talk about this on

49:34

Thursday. We beat the fuck out

49:36

of Varian in golf. We beat

49:38

him good. You did most of

49:40

the work, but yeah, it wasn't

49:42

him close. Mackenzie too. Yeah, Mackenzie's

49:45

approach game was strong. We beat

49:47

the shit out of Varian. What

49:49

we finished after six holes. And

49:51

that was with giving him an

49:53

extra one. I believe it was

49:55

done after five. Yeah, I think

49:58

we were up five holes to

50:00

nothing right or did it get

50:02

one tire I think you we

50:04

might have we might have tied

50:06

on one hole Yeah, just dominance

50:08

and he was like oh it

50:11

needs to be three against one

50:13

Didn't win a single one. He's

50:15

like I don't have my putter

50:17

room. I just bought a two

50:19

$2,000 potter. Yeah, man. Classic. Yeah,

50:21

classic area. Nobody had a good

50:24

time up here. He taught me

50:26

how to shoot a basketball. Are

50:28

you good? No. Okay. But he's

50:30

going to shoot. Hey, guys, what's

50:32

up? This Jack from Georgia. I

50:35

know in the past couple of

50:37

pods, there's been a lot of

50:39

movie talk. I figured it'd be

50:41

cool to go ahead and get

50:43

everybody's top five, top ten, something

50:45

like that. I wanted to list

50:48

mine out too and see what

50:50

you guys thought of it. I

50:52

have the Departed, Saved Private Ryan,

50:54

Inception, Five Club, Star Wars Episode

50:56

3, The Dark Knight, Ready Player

50:58

1, and glorious Baskards, Shooter, and

51:01

Parasite, with audible mention to Memento

51:03

and whiplash. So I just wanted

51:05

to see what you guys had.

51:07

which could come up with maybe

51:09

talk about it for a little

51:11

bit and everybody take care of

51:14

saying us and feel. So shooter

51:16

he's got shooter in his top

51:18

10 movies of all time with

51:20

Mark Wahlberg. I gotta be honest

51:22

I haven't seen shooter but I

51:24

do know that Mark Wahlberg he

51:27

plays a character named Bob Lee

51:29

Swagger. Nice. Who is a shooter?

51:31

He's in the military. This is

51:33

the first I'm hearing of this

51:35

film 75% No, that's on Google

51:37

47% rotten tomatoes 7.1 out of

51:40

10 on IMDB. I'm not saying

51:42

that it said it was his

51:44

top 10. Yeah, no, I'm not

51:46

saying that that IMDB or rotten

51:48

tomatoes is always good. I'm just

51:50

giving a kind of a backward

51:53

shooter's just kind of a wild

51:55

thing to put in there, but

51:57

I respect I respect to take

51:59

Big two. Do you have a

52:01

number one Shoshang? Okay, that's good.

52:04

That's my top after that like

52:06

that's probably the only movie I

52:08

really love that like Movie people

52:10

would be like yeah, that's a

52:12

great movie. Yeah, like after that

52:14

like my favorite movies after that

52:17

are probably money ball, social network,

52:19

I like a lot, the hangover,

52:21

fever pitch, what else? I don't

52:23

know, it would be a lot

52:25

of comedies, like 2005 to 2012

52:27

comedies, and then like baseball movies.

52:30

Okay. That's fair. Forest Gump, probably

52:32

as my one one. I would

52:34

probably have Shawshank in there. Training

52:36

day would be in my top

52:38

10 list of movies of all

52:40

time. Dumb and dumber would probably

52:43

be my first comedy in there.

52:45

Yeah, love dumb and dumber. I

52:47

need to go back and watch

52:49

it again. It's very good. It

52:51

holds up. But yeah, outside of

52:53

that, let's see. This just isn't

52:56

something that I keep like a

52:58

running list of, but then I'll

53:00

see a movie on TV or

53:02

something. I'll be like, that's one

53:04

of my favorite movies. But I

53:06

just don't keep track of it.

53:09

I'll have to put more thought

53:11

into this, but top of my

53:13

head, those are like my top

53:15

four right there. What do you

53:17

got mad dog? So my letter

53:19

boxed four faves, which is like

53:22

what I keep most of it

53:24

on. You do that? Good fellows

53:26

would also be in my top

53:28

five. Okay. Casino, maybe somewhere in

53:30

there too. They're kind of the

53:33

same movie. Just one is in

53:35

Las Vegas. But Goodfellas. Stand by

53:37

a casino. Goodfellas definitely in there

53:39

though. I do Letterbox, not really.

53:41

I like to look at other

53:43

people's. I don't watch enough movies

53:46

where I'm walking the tone of

53:48

stuff, but I have my four

53:50

favorites on there. When Harry met

53:52

Sally, you've got male. Call me

53:54

by your name. Timothy Chalamaze breakout.

53:56

Those are my top four and

53:59

then I would probably go honestly

54:01

in terms of like most three

54:03

watchable. Moneyball is probably on that

54:05

list too, Big T. Father of

54:07

the Bride. Mm-hmm. I'm trying to

54:09

think what else. Have you seen

54:12

Trouble with the Curve? Love Trouble

54:14

with the Curve. If that movie

54:16

is on TV, I'll watch the

54:18

rest of it every time. But

54:20

that would make my list, but

54:22

I do like that movie. Dune

54:25

too would probably be on that

54:27

list. worst three hours of my

54:29

life. Saving private Ryan is pretty

54:31

good too. I might put that

54:33

up there. I've never seen that

54:35

one. It's good. It's about World

54:38

War II. That's like seven. Maybe

54:40

dark night. Couldn't get through that.

54:42

How could you not get through

54:44

it? Too scary. Too scary. The

54:46

jokers scares me too much. I

54:48

don't like, I got to the

54:51

point in the movie where they

54:53

were at whatever party. And he

54:55

does the thing with the knife

54:57

in the mouth. I said, not

54:59

for me. I'm turning it off.

55:02

Don't care to go revisit that.

55:04

Hmm. We've had animated movies. What's

55:06

the best animated movie? Toy story?

55:08

I think Toy Story. Lion King

55:10

is pretty good. Never, never loved

55:12

Lion King. Really? Yeah. Never was

55:15

one of my faves. Hmm. Finding

55:17

Nemo was a big one growing

55:19

up for me. Yeah. That's a

55:21

good one. I was massive Toy

55:23

Story story as a kid. I

55:27

remember when I got a pull

55:29

string woody, that was a big

55:31

deal. I had one, but it

55:33

didn't have the pull string. So

55:35

it didn't talk? Yeah, but then

55:37

I got a talking one. That

55:39

was sick. And then you took

55:41

the old woody, you threw him

55:43

away? Probably, yeah. Probably, yeah. I

55:45

was a huge, still, to this

55:47

day, favorite ride of Disney World

55:49

of all time, Buzzlie your Space

55:51

Ranger spin. That's my goat since

55:53

2001. Were you a spirit guy,

55:55

Never heard of that in my

55:57

life. Oh, that was big for

55:59

me. Spirit He was played

56:01

by Matt Damon was a horse.

56:03

Really? Mm-hmm. Oh, well throw goodwill

56:05

hunting on that list too That's

56:07

a good movie I love that

56:09

touch my first boob during that

56:11

movie really Wow, congratulations. Thank you

56:13

at what part what part what

56:15

part like it's kind of like

56:17

that episode Seinfeld where they get

56:20

caught making out during Schindler's list?

56:22

Like that's not really a romantic

56:24

movie. Were you in a theater?

56:26

I was in a theater and

56:28

you just went for it for

56:30

the night? And then, uh, did

56:32

the slick move, put my arm

56:34

around her? Uh-huh. I probably weighed

56:36

like 117 pounds, gangly, she was

56:38

an older lady, not to brag,

56:40

arm around her, about five minutes

56:42

after the opening credits start rolling,

56:44

she just takes my hand, and

56:46

she puts it right, boom. Nice.

56:48

Right on the boom. Wait, she

56:50

took your hand? Yeah. So, so

56:52

digressive. The next hour 45? Like,

56:54

you squeezed a little bit. Let

56:56

her know that you're there. Let

56:58

her know that you're there. then

57:00

that turns into some like making

57:02

out a lot of braces in

57:04

that make-out sash. Okay, a lot

57:06

of braces. How many other people

57:08

were in this theater? It's packed.

57:10

It may have been opening weekend

57:13

for goodwill hunting. So yeah, I

57:15

fucking loved goodwill hunting. Okay, yeah.

57:17

Yeah, it was a great movie.

57:19

Could you still point right to

57:21

the the part in the movie

57:23

where it happened? I probably if

57:25

I watched it again, because I

57:27

don't think that might be the

57:29

only time I've ever seen in

57:31

that movie. a Pavlov boner during

57:33

like the first 15 minutes like

57:35

yeah he sees the chalkboard and

57:37

I'm like well this is a

57:39

hot scene yeah I would put

57:41

Fargo on my list too by

57:43

the way Fargo is a great

57:45

movie happy Gilmore and tell you

57:47

what I'll put a chick flick

57:49

on there because I don't even

57:51

know if I consider this a

57:53

chick flick but I know a

57:55

lot of people do clueless good

57:57

movie You know what other movie?

58:00

Adam Sandler brought like

58:02

you kind of reminded

58:04

me I don't know if I'd put

58:06

this in my top 10, but I

58:09

love this movie so much

58:11

51st dates Mm-hmm. I love

58:13

that movie that movie makes

58:15

me cry Yeah, that was a

58:17

good one Yeah, I don't

58:19

think anybody's ever had a

58:22

heater like Adam Sandler

58:24

had in that stretch of

58:26

time was it 1993 to

58:29

1999? Let's say Billy Madison,

58:31

yeah. Waterboy, 51states, Waterboy. Wedding

58:34

singer? Yeah, wedding singer. Yeah,

58:36

that's, I mean, that's an

58:38

incredible spin. Yeah, I love Deeds. I

58:41

just learned that Mr. Deeds is

58:43

in Severance. Oh yeah. I just

58:45

started watching Severance. Yeah, John

58:47

Taturo. Yeah. He also plays Jesus

58:50

from the Big Labowski.

58:52

Wait, really? Nobody fucks with

58:54

the Jesus. Yeah, he's a great actor.

58:56

I did not my Severance kick.

58:59

How far into it are you? Season

59:01

1, episode 8. That's dangerous, don't

59:03

tell people that. I know. You've

59:05

opened yourself up to be spoiled,

59:07

big time. I told Big T this, I

59:09

know some things that happened in

59:11

season 2 just from being out

59:14

on social media and everything,

59:16

but I just learned some things that

59:18

have changed. Yeah, a lot of stuff

59:20

changes. Yeah, it's so good. I don't

59:22

know why I waited this long to start

59:24

it. Top Gun 2 also on my list

59:26

I was I was thinking about Top

59:29

Gun 2 too good movie probably the only

59:31

movie in the last I don't know 15

59:33

years that I've I don't think I did

59:35

it but I was like I should go

59:37

see that again in the theater saw twice

59:40

I don't remember if I did or not

59:42

but I remember thinking like on a Saturday

59:44

I wasn't doing anything I'll just should just

59:46

go see it again and smart yeah I

59:48

saw it I think twice in theaters and then

59:50

I saw it at home and then I saw

59:53

it, I watched it on a plane one

59:55

time, and then on the plane I fast-forwarded

59:57

through every scene that wasn't them in a

59:59

plane. Nice. I believe I may hold

1:00:01

the record for, uh, amount of

1:00:03

time seeing the Vegetails movie in

1:00:06

theaters. I believe I saw it four

1:00:08

times. Really? I think so, yeah. Is

1:00:10

that the record? It's gotta be. Why

1:00:13

did you see it that many times?

1:00:15

Because I was a little kid

1:00:17

and I made my parents keep going.

1:00:19

Okay. They made a Vegetals movie, dude.

1:00:22

Got to go check it out. Yeah.

1:00:24

You picked something new up every

1:00:26

time. Yeah. I saw, I want to

1:00:28

say I saw Titanic. Six times in

1:00:31

theaters. You guys don't understand if you

1:00:33

didn't grow up in the air that

1:00:35

I grew up in. Titanic changed

1:00:37

everything. It was like the only, it

1:00:40

was like the pop culture thing that

1:00:42

happened for two years. It was like,

1:00:44

Titanic's out. Was that 97? I

1:00:46

mean, yeah, 97? 98 maybe? Like more

1:00:49

than wicked? Oh yeah, oh listen. More

1:00:51

than wicked. Titanic was the only thing

1:00:53

that was happening in the United States.

1:00:56

Hang on, that's your cultural reference

1:00:58

of like the biggest thing that's ever

1:01:00

happened? I'm just saying, I'm just, recently

1:01:02

biased, I'm just saying that was like

1:01:05

the thing for a couple months.

1:01:07

It was a pretty big movie. Titanic

1:01:09

smashed every record. It was, like that's

1:01:11

all that they did on talk shows

1:01:14

for about. A year was just make

1:01:16

jokes about Titanic. Wicked's not even

1:01:18

the biggest movie that's come out in

1:01:20

the last couple years. But I feel

1:01:23

like it took over like pop culture

1:01:25

with the whole press tour. I

1:01:27

think it took over your pop culture.

1:01:29

You're forgetting like like like Bob and

1:01:32

Himer was a thousand times bigger than

1:01:34

wicked. But I just feel like the

1:01:36

way that wicked took over pop

1:01:38

culturally. It's hard for wicked to take

1:01:41

over pop culturally though because it was

1:01:43

already a show. Like a very popular

1:01:45

show. True, true, true. Titanic was

1:01:48

like... It's a new thing. It was

1:01:50

everything. That was our Titanic era. Do

1:01:52

you consider Titanic a chick flick? It's

1:01:55

got guns. I feel like they made

1:01:57

that movie and James Cameron was

1:01:59

like, yeah, you know, we've got, it's

1:02:01

a great love story, incredible set design,

1:02:04

drama. Let's put some guns in there

1:02:06

for the guys, for the fellas.

1:02:08

How are we thinking about the new

1:02:10

men's rights movement? Saying like, it's kind

1:02:13

of fucked up how women and children

1:02:15

got to go in that lifeboat. and

1:02:17

men weren't able to go. I'm

1:02:19

not familiar with this. Yeah, people, we're

1:02:22

relitigating the women and children first thing.

1:02:24

It's like, oh, you want a quality?

1:02:26

Well, then we should have survived

1:02:28

the record of the Titanic. Interesting. How

1:02:31

do you like that? Put that in

1:02:33

your pipe and smoke it. That would

1:02:35

be a pretty, pretty tough way to

1:02:38

die. Like there's open space on

1:02:40

a lifeboat, your wife, your kids get

1:02:42

on the lifeboat, and you're like, well,

1:02:44

see you guys, see you guys later,

1:02:47

I'm just going to hang out

1:02:49

here, have a good one. I feel

1:02:51

like a lot of people had to

1:02:53

just like just jump on. Yeah, like

1:02:56

I feel like if ever there was

1:02:58

a time to crowd in, it's

1:03:00

then. When it comes down to it,

1:03:02

if you're about to sink into the

1:03:05

ocean at like 45 degree water temperatures,

1:03:07

and then there's space on a boat

1:03:09

and your wife and your children

1:03:11

are on that boat to just let

1:03:14

that boat go away and be like,

1:03:16

okay, I'm fine with this. Like did

1:03:18

that happen a bit? I feel

1:03:20

like that can't have yeah, I mean

1:03:23

that was the rule women and children

1:03:25

first Yeah, but then you hop on

1:03:27

after if there's room Billy's if there's

1:03:30

room or not Billy Zane being

1:03:32

like is a room for a gentleman

1:03:34

gentleman By the way great job casting

1:03:37

Billy Zane is just there's something about

1:03:39

that guy. I'm sure he's a

1:03:41

very nice guy, but you look at

1:03:43

him. You're like fucking prick I haven't

1:03:46

seen the film Billy Zan was also

1:03:48

one of the, I think he was

1:03:50

one of the bad models from

1:03:52

Zulander. He's just got that look where

1:03:55

he looks like an asshole. Sure, I'm

1:03:57

sure he's a nice guy. All

1:04:01

right, good question. Nice wise, well.

1:04:03

Yep. Hey, what's going on? It's

1:04:05

squeaks here. Some squeaks. A couple

1:04:07

of updates from last time. I

1:04:09

think God heard what I had

1:04:11

to say about, you know, positive

1:04:13

and he's trying to test me.

1:04:15

Because last week, my car with

1:04:17

a brand new engine that's got

1:04:19

less than 20,000 miles on it

1:04:21

just failed. Shit itself. It's fucked.

1:04:23

And I don't have a car

1:04:25

anymore. But, you know, that just

1:04:28

means my commute went from five

1:04:30

minute drive to 20 minute walk.

1:04:32

Fine, you marched just right around

1:04:34

the corner. That was great. And,

1:04:36

uh, and then Saturday we had

1:04:38

big, um, St. Patrick's Day, Dardie

1:04:40

in our lawn. A lot of

1:04:42

fun, but it's not as fun

1:04:44

when you're hosting the party because

1:04:46

you're just stressing the whole time

1:04:48

about keep fucking with your house.

1:04:50

People are using the fucking girls

1:04:52

using the bathroom the whole time.

1:04:54

They didn't want to use the

1:04:57

porter potties. Some fucking freshman chick

1:04:59

puked on my floor in the

1:05:01

kitchen. I had to clean that

1:05:03

up. But other than that, great

1:05:05

weekend. Also, I go to St.

1:05:07

Bonnie's, shout out woe, home game,

1:05:09

NIT, Tuesday. Wow. So, everything's looking

1:05:11

great, except for the car. Other

1:05:13

than that, everything's looking great. So

1:05:15

you guys, happy March madness. Happy

1:05:17

March madness, squeaks. It's squeaks, it

1:05:19

sounds like you just got yourself

1:05:21

a project. Watch a few YouTube

1:05:23

videos, dude. Figure out how to

1:05:26

get that bad boy running again.

1:05:28

You got your car running on

1:05:30

the first try? I did. I

1:05:32

did. I drove the El Camino

1:05:34

home on Thursday. It made it

1:05:36

all the way back. See, here's

1:05:38

the thing. I think that I

1:05:40

stopped to put gas in it

1:05:42

right before I put it up

1:05:44

for the winter. But I'm not

1:05:46

sure. And since the gas gauge

1:05:48

is broken. I'm not I'm not

1:05:50

confident that I so the drive

1:05:52

home from work was it was

1:05:54

fun. It was a great time,

1:05:57

but also at the same time,

1:05:59

it was kind of nerve-wracking because

1:06:01

it was like, fuck, this might

1:06:03

just die on me. I might

1:06:05

pull it in tomorrow. We'll see.

1:06:07

We'll see about that. But shout

1:06:09

out to Squeeks, enjoy the walk.

1:06:11

I like his idea of being

1:06:13

stressed out though at a house

1:06:15

party, if you're in college. Yeah.

1:06:17

It's like, what are they gonna

1:06:19

do? What's the worst that could

1:06:21

happen? That would happen at a

1:06:23

house party. It's like, somebody stole

1:06:26

the George Foreman. That's

1:06:28

as bad as it gets. Someone

1:06:30

has sex in your bed. Yeah.

1:06:32

Yeah, you see like some strangers

1:06:34

doing it in your bed. That's

1:06:36

bad. They steal the George Foreman.

1:06:38

And they steal the George Foreman.

1:06:40

People, that was really the only

1:06:42

thing of value that most people

1:06:44

had in their apartments in college

1:06:46

as far as guys go. Girls

1:06:48

always had much nicer places. My

1:06:51

brother last year, he was a

1:06:53

junior in college and the most

1:06:55

valuable thing he had in his

1:06:57

house. He lived with 12 dudes.

1:06:59

And they had Iberian ham. I

1:07:01

believe it's possible. Just out on

1:07:03

top of their beer fridge. And

1:07:05

so I walked into this house

1:07:07

for the first time and I

1:07:09

looked to my right and there's

1:07:11

just a loose ham. And I

1:07:13

was like, what the hell is

1:07:15

this? Siberian. It's acorn fed, Matt.

1:07:17

Yeah, he's like, it's our ham.

1:07:20

And then that was like, it

1:07:22

was insane for me to ask

1:07:24

what what the loose ham was

1:07:26

doing out in the open. Yeah.

1:07:28

And he was like, yeah, Siberian

1:07:30

ham. Yeah, every guy's apartment has

1:07:32

one thing that they either all

1:07:34

chip in together to buy and

1:07:36

then it becomes the source of

1:07:38

pride for the entire apartment. They've

1:07:40

usually got one of those or

1:07:42

maybe your parents gave you one

1:07:44

appliance. Right. Like, oh, if you

1:07:47

have a Vitamix or like a

1:07:49

magic bullet, then it's like that's

1:07:51

a one nice thing that you

1:07:53

have. Everything else, it's like a

1:07:55

50 cent piece of silverware from

1:07:57

goodwill. We had, uh... We had

1:07:59

renters insurance when we first moved

1:08:01

into our apartment in college and

1:08:03

it makes you estimate the The

1:08:05

total worth of all the valuables

1:08:07

that you haven't side of your

1:08:09

apartment. And we all sat down

1:08:11

trying to figure out what we

1:08:13

should put on this list. And

1:08:16

we were like, okay, well, we

1:08:18

got the Xbox. So that's like

1:08:20

289, put that on there. We've

1:08:22

all got computers. So that's another

1:08:24

like $400 per room. And then

1:08:26

we've got this sick ass bubbler.

1:08:28

And I spent like 220 bucks

1:08:30

on that. Are we allowed to

1:08:32

put? or bubbler on the entrance

1:08:34

insurance claim. We struggled with that

1:08:36

one for a while. And then

1:08:38

after that, I think the next

1:08:40

most valuable thing was a coffee

1:08:42

table that we had decorated out

1:08:45

of beer bottle caps that we

1:08:47

spent like two days putting together.

1:08:49

So yeah, if you have a

1:08:51

party at your place, the carpet's

1:08:53

gonna get muddy, somebody's gonna fuck

1:08:55

in your bed, toilet might get

1:08:57

clogged, and they might steal the

1:08:59

tortilla press that you have. That's

1:09:01

about it. But good for squeaks.

1:09:03

What's up guys, this is Tyler,

1:09:05

second time calling in. I think

1:09:07

I have a good guessing game

1:09:09

for you guys and that also

1:09:12

is, you know, just naming more

1:09:14

guys, naming more dudes. So the

1:09:16

10 highest single season passer ratings

1:09:18

in NFL history, there are eight

1:09:20

players on the list that make

1:09:22

up the 10 highest seasons. Can

1:09:24

you guys name all eight players?

1:09:26

And there are definitely some surprises

1:09:28

on this list. Okay, so Mad

1:09:30

Dog, can you look up the

1:09:32

list? Yes. He also says it.

1:09:34

Oh, he says it? At the

1:09:36

end, yeah, but yeah. Okay, yeah.

1:09:38

So it's 10 passing? Should we

1:09:41

just take off our headphones and

1:09:43

you listen to it and write

1:09:45

them down? Sure. Yeah, we'll do

1:09:47

that. Okay, take them. All right,

1:09:49

we'll start out with Tom Brady

1:09:51

Are you going in order or

1:09:53

you just naming? Yes, okay, Peyton

1:09:55

Manning. Yes All right, let's try

1:09:57

to let's try to do this

1:09:59

without getting a Guess wrong, so

1:10:01

let's go our most confident

1:10:04

next. Do we think,

1:10:06

did you want to

1:10:08

do my homes? I'm

1:10:11

not sure. Okay, who

1:10:13

do we, did you want,

1:10:15

one of the three older?

1:10:17

Like, Marino? Yeah. You want

1:10:20

to do Marino? Dan

1:10:22

Marino. Uh, fuck. Mark

1:10:25

Rippin. Uh, damn it.

1:10:27

Patrick, my homes. Uh,

1:10:29

uh. I told you he'd be

1:10:31

on there. Big T did say

1:10:33

that one. All right, so

1:10:35

we got three. Do you

1:10:37

think Drew Breeze? Kurt Warner.

1:10:40

Yes, I do think. True

1:10:42

Breeze. Kurt Warner. Drew

1:10:44

Breeze. Ding, ding. Twice.

1:10:46

Okay. So you have, so

1:10:48

far that you got right? Four.

1:10:50

Drew Breeze, who else do

1:10:52

you have? Brady, Ryan.

1:10:55

Okay. And Manning. She said,

1:10:57

we said that. Joe Montana.

1:10:59

Yeah, Joe Montana Joe Montana

1:11:01

I'm fine with that guess

1:11:04

Big Ben. Big Ben. What do

1:11:06

you think about Joe Flacko? I

1:11:08

don't know if he'd be on there

1:11:10

because he had he had a

1:11:13

great playoff. I'm just trying

1:11:15

to think surprises because

1:11:17

he said surprise I'm assuming

1:11:20

that was probably Matt Ryan.

1:11:22

Matt Ryan's a surprise. You

1:11:24

guys have not gotten one

1:11:26

and two yet. One and

1:11:28

two. The best seasons ever.

1:11:30

And I will give you a hint.

1:11:33

They are the same person. I

1:11:35

would guess that was Tom

1:11:37

Brady. Yeah. Can you give us

1:11:39

the decade? No, I don't want

1:11:42

the decade. I don't want the

1:11:44

decade. The century. This

1:11:46

one. All right. Great quarterbacks

1:11:48

of the 2000s. I mean,

1:11:51

it was always Brady

1:11:53

manning. Big Ben. Aaron

1:11:55

Rogers. Aaron Rogers. Dinging! Yeah,

1:11:57

how did we forget that? Yeah.

1:11:59

So we need three more?

1:12:02

Yes. You mentioned one but

1:12:04

didn't make it final answer.

1:12:06

Hmm. Who? Lamar? We did.

1:12:08

We actually said final answer.

1:12:11

You just didn't. Sorry. Come

1:12:13

on, bad dog. Sorry. Lamar

1:12:15

Jackson. Yep. So now we

1:12:18

got how many more? Two

1:12:20

more. Is one of them

1:12:22

really old? No. Okay. I

1:12:24

didn't think so. I was

1:12:27

just checking. Troy Aikman? Nope.

1:12:29

I was gonna say, is

1:12:31

there anyone from the 90s?

1:12:33

I mean, Troy Aikman, he

1:12:36

never really had great stats,

1:12:38

but I was thinking maybe

1:12:40

he was just, didn't throw

1:12:42

that many picks. Who doesn't

1:12:45

throw picks? Joe, Joe Borough.

1:12:47

Do we think Philip Rivers

1:12:49

ever made this list? They

1:12:52

had great offenses. Philip Rivers.

1:12:54

That's a good guess though.

1:12:56

I thought I really had

1:12:58

a thing. Respect for the

1:13:01

guess. Let's just go through

1:13:03

some teams. Okay. All right,

1:13:05

let's start with the NFC

1:13:07

North, the Vikings. Her cousins

1:13:10

would not be on that

1:13:12

list, right? I don't think

1:13:14

so, but... I will say...

1:13:16

Oh, Brett Farr. No. Through

1:13:19

too many picks. The two

1:13:21

you have left, I think,

1:13:23

are both people you would

1:13:25

not think of. Okay. Should

1:13:28

we ask for a division?

1:13:30

Yeah. Steve Young. Uh. Colin

1:13:32

Capernick. Okay. Give us a

1:13:35

division. NFC East. Oh. Okay.

1:13:37

So Giants. What about Donovan

1:13:39

McNab? Michael Vic. Ron Jaworski.

1:13:41

Oh, oh. Oh, it might

1:13:44

have been Nick Foles. Wow,

1:13:46

the year that he had

1:13:48

like no interceptions. Good job.

1:13:50

Okay, last one. I don't

1:13:53

know what year this happened.

1:13:55

So I don't know what

1:13:57

team this person was on

1:13:59

when he made this record.

1:14:02

Okay. But I will look

1:14:04

it up. Oh, well, not

1:14:06

if I guess if you

1:14:08

don't know the year. Yeah.

1:14:11

Well, if you just go

1:14:13

to stat reference, it'll show

1:14:15

you if his pass a

1:14:18

rating was like the highest

1:14:20

that season. Match. No, but

1:14:22

I believe it's one of

1:14:24

them he was on two

1:14:27

teams one of them was

1:14:29

in the AFC South the

1:14:31

other is wait I already

1:14:33

have a guess as to

1:14:36

who it is Okay, here's

1:14:38

a guess I want to

1:14:40

hear say the other division

1:14:42

I think it's someone who's

1:14:45

unfortunately no AFC East no

1:14:47

longer with us, but that

1:14:49

just that just changed I

1:14:52

thought it was maybe McNair.

1:14:54

Oh, yeah, so he played

1:14:56

for the in the AFC

1:14:58

East Hmm.

1:15:01

Jay Cutler? I don't

1:15:04

think he played in

1:15:06

either of those divisions.

1:15:08

Well, he played for

1:15:11

the Dolphins, yeah. What

1:15:13

was the other one?

1:15:16

The AFC South? The

1:15:18

AFC South? Okay. If

1:15:20

it's not McNair, it's

1:15:23

not the Titans. Uh,

1:15:25

what was the guy's

1:15:27

name for the Jags?

1:15:30

Bruno? No David garard.

1:15:32

Yeah, oh it can't

1:15:34

be him Are there

1:15:37

any other cults quarterbacks?

1:15:39

Andrew luck, but that's

1:15:41

the only place that

1:15:44

he played correct. Yeah

1:15:46

And who's the other

1:15:48

team? Texans Do we

1:15:51

know Texans? Do we

1:15:53

know Texans? We just

1:15:56

said we said Matt

1:15:58

Schaub and she was

1:16:00

like hmm interesting So

1:16:03

let's see other Texans

1:16:05

quarterbacks. She's laughing. It's

1:16:07

got to be on

1:16:10

the Texans. Other Texans.

1:16:12

quarterbacks throughout the years.

1:16:14

They've had some great.

1:16:17

I mean, there's no

1:16:19

chance it's C.J. Stroud,

1:16:21

right? Say it. C.J.

1:16:24

Stroud. Okay, A.F.C. East

1:16:26

Quarterbacks. Josh Allen. M.

1:16:29

G.P. Lostman. No, that's

1:16:31

not a real guess.

1:16:33

Who played on the

1:16:36

Texans? They've only been

1:16:38

around for 20 years.

1:16:40

Yeah. Fitzee, Brock Ozwiler.

1:16:43

Oh. What? I mean

1:16:45

it's not but he

1:16:47

played on teams in

1:16:50

the A-F-C-E-S and... F-E-S-E-S,

1:16:52

okay. F-E-S-E-T-T-J-E-T-T-J-E-T-S, T-J-E-E-T-S, T-J-E-E-T,

1:16:54

T-J-E-E-T, T-E-E-E-T, T-E-E-T-E-S-T, T-E-E-S-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-T-E-E-E-E-T-E-E-T-E-T-T-T-T-T-E-E-E-T-T-T-E-T-E-T-T-T-T-T-T-T

1:16:57

Old Bill's quarterbacks, Doug Flutie,

1:17:00

Rob Johnson. Jim Kelly, we

1:17:02

already guessed, she said no.

1:17:04

I don't think it's Bill's

1:17:07

or Patriots. Cam Newton? Didn't

1:17:09

play in the AFC South.

1:17:11

Well, do we know that

1:17:14

it's AFC South? Because she

1:17:16

seems a little confused about

1:17:18

that. One of the teams

1:17:21

that this man played for

1:17:23

is the AFC East. And

1:17:25

the other team that this

1:17:28

man played for is the

1:17:30

AFC South. Okay. That is,

1:17:32

that is locked in. And

1:17:35

we know it's 21st century.

1:17:37

And we know it's 21st

1:17:39

century. And we know it's

1:17:42

21st century. So it's not

1:17:44

bills or patriots. Yes. Yeah.

1:17:46

So we have. Patriots quarterbacks

1:17:49

we don't think that it's

1:17:51

not Patriot. I mean they

1:17:53

had one true blood so

1:17:56

Okay, so think dolphins dolphins

1:17:58

jets for the Jets? Did

1:18:00

he test a verdict? Not

1:18:03

21st century. It's... Mark Sanchez.

1:18:05

He didn't play in the

1:18:07

FC cell. I know. Michael

1:18:10

Vick is another one. What's

1:18:12

so funny? You guys, like...

1:18:14

You are so close. So

1:18:17

it's Jets. No, I'm not

1:18:19

saying that it is. It's

1:18:21

the Jets. It's the Jets.

1:18:24

It's the... Who played for

1:18:26

the Jets, PFT. Who also

1:18:28

played for the play for

1:18:31

the Dolphins, but that's they're

1:18:33

both AFC East I Also

1:18:35

feel like you guys are

1:18:38

reading too much into like

1:18:40

what I'm doing. Yeah, that's

1:18:42

what I'm I've been I've

1:18:45

been thinking that Dolphins quarterbacks

1:18:47

She said no to Jay

1:18:49

cutler to a Has only

1:18:52

played for one team and

1:18:54

sucks Donte coal pepper. This

1:18:56

great podcasting. Yeah, this is

1:18:59

bad, but I feel like

1:19:01

everybody out there screaming at

1:19:03

their radio right now or

1:19:06

at their phone. Jets, let's

1:19:08

see. On a scale of

1:19:11

1 to 10, how difficult

1:19:13

would you say this is

1:19:15

to get? I know this

1:19:18

person. Okay. So take what

1:19:20

that would you know? Why

1:19:24

don't you give me a no, no,

1:19:26

I don't want any more hints big

1:19:28

tea no, no, no, I don't want

1:19:31

this guy I don't want any more

1:19:33

hints big tea Don't want him. All

1:19:35

right, he doesn't want it Jet's quarterbacks.

1:19:37

When I say Jet's quarterbacks, who do

1:19:40

you think of Mark Sanchez Chad Pennington

1:19:42

Aaron Rogers? Totally Zach Wilson, yeah Sam

1:19:44

Arnold, we need to go back to

1:19:46

AFC South Are there, we dismissed Titans

1:19:49

offhand, are there any other Titans quarterbacks

1:19:51

that didn't suck? I just gave you

1:19:53

the list, the only one that I

1:19:55

could think of that didn't suck was

1:19:58

Matt Schaub for a season. You

1:20:00

play for the Titans? Oh, sorry.

1:20:02

I started the Texans. Titans quarterbacks.

1:20:04

Now she said she knew this

1:20:06

person. I was thinking is there

1:20:08

any chance? Kerry Collins in that

1:20:11

year that the Titans were awesome

1:20:13

just had it crazy, but she

1:20:15

doesn't know that. No, Vince Young

1:20:17

played for the Titans. Zach Metenberger

1:20:19

played for the Titans. He sure

1:20:21

did. Oh, oh. It's not Rhyentan

1:20:23

ale. It's Ryan. I don't know.

1:20:25

I... Was it that year he

1:20:27

won comeback player the year where

1:20:29

he just his comeback was from

1:20:31

sucking? His comeback was from being

1:20:33

Ryan Tanhill. Yeah. And they got

1:20:35

the one seat, right? No. I

1:20:37

thought they had a buy. Well

1:20:39

it may have been when they

1:20:41

two. I believe it was in

1:20:43

2019. Yeah. And everybody was like

1:20:45

Ryan Tanhill's back and people asked

1:20:47

me like what's one sports take

1:20:49

that... Like you refused to get

1:20:51

off of. I said, I think

1:20:53

it's at Ryan Tan Hill sucks.

1:20:55

And I got dragged. People were

1:20:57

like, you don't know ball. You

1:20:59

don't watch ball. I think if

1:21:01

you had said SEC, I would

1:21:03

have gotten that. Although, honestly, were

1:21:05

they in the big 12 when

1:21:07

he was there? Yeah, I think

1:21:09

it might have been. I don't

1:21:11

know. Like, it's a good list,

1:21:13

though. Tennessee Titans he was that

1:21:15

was the team I don't if

1:21:17

you hadn't narrowed down to division

1:21:19

I don't know that we no

1:21:21

I mean it would have taken

1:21:23

us a lot we just would

1:21:25

have gone team by team and

1:21:28

listed every quarterback that we could

1:21:30

think of I know I I

1:21:32

I when you guys were getting

1:21:34

on the Texans thing I was

1:21:36

like please don't do that but

1:21:38

did I was gonna say did

1:21:40

Ryan Tanhill was he ever Aryan's

1:21:42

quarterback when he was on the

1:21:44

Dolphins oh I don't know I

1:21:46

don't think so I just remember

1:21:48

his his wife one time one

1:21:50

time got stopped by the police

1:21:52

because she had in AR 15

1:21:54

in the back of her car.

1:21:56

It was a real, no, what

1:21:58

happened was she returned to rental

1:22:00

car and she accidentally left an

1:22:02

air. to the trunk of it.

1:22:04

Who amongst us hasn't done that?

1:22:06

Who amongst us? Also, is Ryan

1:22:08

Tan Hill still actively playing? No.

1:22:10

Okay. I think he had some

1:22:12

leg issues. Yeah, this is his

1:22:14

last season, was 2023. Yeah. Sorry,

1:22:16

it took you so long. No,

1:22:18

it's okay. I think we did

1:22:20

okay. Yeah, you guys are pretty

1:22:22

good, like right off the run.

1:22:24

I mean, who would have ever

1:22:26

thought Ryan Tan Hill would have

1:22:28

ever thought Ryan Tan Hill. Tanner

1:22:30

Hill. Nick Foles, I feel like.

1:22:32

Yeah, but we, but he did,

1:22:34

like, you remember that he played

1:22:36

great. I think that, was that

1:22:38

a Chip Kelly year? I think

1:22:40

it was, because I don't think

1:22:43

that was the Super Bowl year.

1:22:45

Um, I want to say it

1:22:47

was like 2014, 2015. Well, because

1:22:49

Super Bowl he took over. It

1:22:51

was 2013. He had two interceptions,

1:22:53

that whole season, I think. 2013

1:22:55

would have been Chip Kelly one

1:22:57

enough. Yeah. I think it

1:22:59

might have been. Or was it,

1:23:01

it wasn't Andy Reed? No, I

1:23:03

think it was Chip Kelly. All

1:23:06

right, that's a good guess, good

1:23:08

guessing game. McKenzie, how did he

1:23:10

go out there? McKenzie just stopped

1:23:12

by the act to take part

1:23:14

in more of the fine flavor

1:23:17

of love with McKenzie. Yes, yeah,

1:23:19

so we have the, there's four

1:23:21

coming in tomorrow and basically we

1:23:23

saw, I saw like their living

1:23:25

room bathroom, like a date outfit.

1:23:27

and their refrigerator. How the fridges

1:23:30

look? They looked fine, actually. I

1:23:32

have access to the slideshow right

1:23:34

now. I'm looking at it. Some

1:23:36

of these dudes have a nice

1:23:38

fridge. But if you're taking a

1:23:41

picture of your fridge, you're probably

1:23:43

cleaning it up. Right, you're gonna

1:23:45

set it up. I'd assume most

1:23:47

of them set up the photos,

1:23:49

at least, I'd hope, put some

1:23:51

effort in. Got baking powder in

1:23:54

there? like exposed brick yeah on

1:23:56

the whole thing loft yeah loft

1:23:58

yeah I'm into the one. He's

1:24:00

the limbo guy. Wait, what do you

1:24:02

mean? His talent is limbo.

1:24:04

That's a great talent. So

1:24:06

that's the whole thing. Parker limbo.

1:24:09

Is he a smaller guy? No, I

1:24:11

think he's like six feet. Oh, if you're

1:24:13

a six-foot guy, that's pretty good.

1:24:15

Yeah. Because I know a lot of

1:24:17

small guys that just tear it up

1:24:20

on the limbo. Right. Like I could,

1:24:22

I crush it at limbo. Yeah. That's

1:24:24

my favorite move, by the way, to

1:24:26

pull out a wedding. The belt. I can

1:24:28

do it. Yeah, I do it like once every

1:24:30

year, maybe once every other year. The

1:24:33

party gets going, you take the belt

1:24:35

off and then you and a buddy

1:24:37

hold the belt out and then you

1:24:39

get the limbo going. Great move at

1:24:41

a wedding, great move at like a

1:24:44

crowded bar if there's like a little

1:24:46

dance floor area going on. It really

1:24:48

gets people in the zone. Yeah, I

1:24:50

agree. It's always fun. Yeah, no matter

1:24:52

what. Good wedding date. But, but yeah.

1:24:54

So I know like. There's

1:24:57

a DJ. Okay. Is it Dante? DJ

1:24:59

Decadence. DJ Decadence? Would

1:25:02

you go on a date with Dante?

1:25:04

No. Seems kind of mean. No,

1:25:06

it's a fair answer. I don't know

1:25:08

if he's in my age range. I'll

1:25:11

say that. That's what I've learned

1:25:13

recently that dating coworkers maybe

1:25:15

is not always the best

1:25:17

idea. Yeah, I don't want

1:25:19

to get swept up in that

1:25:22

drama recently we learned that yeah, just

1:25:24

recently we've just right it was only

1:25:26

by example But no, yeah, they seem

1:25:28

nice. They're coming in tomorrow. So let

1:25:30

me ask you guys. Did we talk about that

1:25:32

on the show about the location thing? Like

1:25:35

sharing locations. Yeah, I don't think we'd

1:25:37

I don't think we did. Is that something

1:25:39

that the the youths do? Yeah, I've

1:25:41

got like 30 people's locations. Really? I

1:25:43

think it is too. I it's definitely

1:25:45

a young thing as well. I check

1:25:47

on my friends like when we go

1:25:49

home from the bar when I want

1:25:52

to know what everyone's up to. If

1:25:54

someone calls, if I call someone

1:25:56

and they don't answer. Yeah. I check

1:25:58

their location to be like. Are they

1:26:00

busy? I think the only friend whose

1:26:02

location I have is Hank's. No, he

1:26:05

has mine. He has mine. That's right.

1:26:07

I think I gave him my location

1:26:09

four years ago and we were out

1:26:11

on the road somewhere. Right. Just never

1:26:14

took it back. Yeah. So Hank at

1:26:16

any time could just check out on

1:26:18

me spy. Yep. Hank would never share

1:26:20

his location because it would always be

1:26:23

on the golf course. But I love

1:26:25

sharing locations. Do you? Yeah. You don't

1:26:27

feel like... I mean you want your

1:26:29

friends to know where you are? I

1:26:32

have nothing to hide. Yeah, but like

1:26:34

just being mysterious. Like if I need

1:26:36

to be mysterious? Yeah. Then you can

1:26:38

turn it off. Like I'll pause it

1:26:41

sometimes. But then that's more suspicious. Yeah.

1:26:43

Yeah, but then it's just like, well,

1:26:45

I guess that's how we got into

1:26:48

a mess or not me. Other people

1:26:50

got in a mess at work. But

1:26:52

I don't, I don't, sometimes though, like

1:26:54

it genuinely is like. You're in a

1:26:57

bad location for service, and it just

1:26:59

says like no location found So yeah,

1:27:01

no, but I never really turn mine

1:27:03

off I don't think about it that

1:27:06

much Yeah, I don't really have an

1:27:08

opinion on it either way I Like

1:27:10

I think it's fine to share them.

1:27:12

I am pro if you want to

1:27:15

but If you don't don't well Hank

1:27:17

can tell you where I'm if you

1:27:19

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