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a woman did that, you, I think it'd

2:09

be just as funny. Yeah, it'd be great. So

2:12

you don't agree that a woman

2:14

would be fired instantaneously? I

2:16

agree. You're not a woke

2:18

loser, congrats. I do think that in some circumstances

2:20

when people are on the air and like

2:22

a guy is pressuring a woman for a phone

2:24

number, it makes her feel like she has

2:26

to give him the number. I think if you

2:28

watch that clip. But if you watch it,

2:30

away with that impression, you have rocks for brides.

2:33

I agree. What I'm saying is like,

2:35

there are circumstances where that can be true. Sure.

2:37

This is not one of them. Right, yeah. I'm

2:39

not sure what clip you're even talking about. During

2:41

the Braves game the other night, the Braves sideline reporter,

2:43

they were in Toronto and he went up, they

2:45

were talking about some party deck they have. And

2:47

he interviewed these two girls and he was like, oh,

2:49

do y 'all come here? You know, whatever. And

2:52

he finishes the thing and then the

2:54

play -by -play guy goes, okay, Wiley, four

2:57

more innings to get her number. And

3:00

then he pulls out his phony goes, they're telling me

3:02

I need to get your number. And she's like, oh,

3:04

they're telling you, I swear to God, but I'm gonna

3:06

use that now even if, because it's actually kind of

3:08

good, but they're in my ear. And then she's like

3:10

laughing and she gives him her phone number and

3:12

the woke left had a field day.

3:15

course. Field day. Field day. I think that's

3:17

like a pre, like what else is

3:19

going on at a baseball game if you're

3:21

a sideline reporter? That's what you're supposed

3:23

to do. And she's like laughing and she,

3:25

and she could have told him no,

3:27

which would have been equally as funny. Yeah.

3:29

Yeah. It would have been good either

3:31

way. This is good

3:33

TV. Yeah, that was great. 100

3:35

% good TV. The Florida reporter

3:37

was interesting to me, the Florida

3:40

basketball girl. Now I actually, Do

3:42

you think she, I have the, I

3:45

have the old take on that. Like

3:48

she is wrong. Are we taping? Yeah.

3:51

Yeah, we are. just fixing the ball.

3:53

What's your take on it, Big T? You

3:56

shouldn't do that. Shouldn't do what? Cheer

3:58

in the press box. Really?

4:01

Yeah. Even if you're a

4:03

student reporter. Particularly. Or

4:06

you need to hold yourself to a higher standard. Yeah.

4:09

I mean, that's a boomer take. Yeah, no,

4:11

100%. But it's, you know, if you don't

4:13

want to do that, go work somewhere like

4:15

here where you don't have to do that.

4:17

I thought when you were talking about the

4:19

Florida girl at first, I thought you were

4:21

talking about the girl behind the Hawks bench, or

4:24

was it the Hawks or was it

4:26

the Magic bench last night in Orlando? I'm

4:28

not familiar. don't watch the

4:30

association. You got to look that up. There

4:32

was a girl, she was

4:34

well endowed. She showed her from

4:37

the neck down, and

4:39

she had a bag of what appeared to

4:41

be, I'll just say it appeared to

4:43

be white powder. She could

4:45

have been meeting up with Nikki Smokes

4:47

after. Yes, somebody said that it was maybe

4:49

a hand warmer. So we'll think

4:51

about that. I've seen some hand warmers in my

4:53

day. Yeah, I think you're looking at a pair of

4:55

them right now. Nice. And

4:58

they don't look like that. Yeah, have

5:00

you seen it? I have not, but

5:02

I remember the Golden State Warriors fan

5:04

that went viral for like a similar

5:06

thing last year. Let me show you

5:08

this clip real quick here. And this

5:10

is, this is macro dosing. That's the

5:12

sound of MOOC. You're hearing MOOC, MOOC

5:14

can't sleep. MOOC, what are your hours

5:16

nowadays? They're very, it's day

5:19

by day, but it's mainly like

5:21

11 to 3 AM is when

5:23

I'm awake. And then three to

5:25

10, 10, 30, 11. Has that

5:27

messed you up? For sure. I'm

5:29

like missing out on a lot

5:31

of like societal things. I get

5:33

texts at 9 AM, don't

5:35

miss all of them. Yeah, your news

5:37

cycle's gotta be crazy. It's, I wake

5:39

up and my phone is exploding. You

5:42

know, the worst thing about that for me

5:44

would be anytime I have to get up

5:46

at like 3 AM for a flight or

5:48

something and then you're sitting in the airport

5:50

and I'm just refreshing Twitter and nothing's happening

5:52

for hours and hours. Like that's, that would

5:54

kill me. Yeah, cause you're up that late

5:56

and you're just by yourself. Right. Yeah. There's

5:58

nothing. It almost must feel

6:00

liberating though. If you're on you're on Twitter You

6:03

can like post whatever you want because I

6:05

know I am the internet right now. Yeah, nobody

6:07

else is up keeping the internet All right,

6:09

here we go. Watch this. She's got something in

6:11

her hands there She does

6:13

shake it repeatedly. Yeah, a bag.

6:15

That's a bag. That's in your

6:17

expert opinion Yeah, what

6:19

else could that be? Why would she need to

6:21

shake it? Get it

6:23

down to the bottom you kind of

6:25

to involve us condense the bag a little

6:28

bit. Okay. Yeah It's like If

6:30

you have a packet of salt Mm

6:32

-hmm before you sure sprinkle it on something you

6:35

shake it down to the bottom so that you

6:37

can get a nice uniform this looks like if

6:39

that is The

6:41

sugar It

6:43

looks like quite a lot.

6:45

Yeah, it's a decent amount.

6:47

I mean that Which makes

6:49

me think it could be a

6:51

hand warmer or something of that It

6:53

is a reckless move for her

6:55

to do that. Yeah above the table,

6:57

which is why I'm like, maybe

6:59

it's not It could be meth, but

7:01

who needs a hand warmer indoors

7:03

in Orlando in April I

7:05

don't have you ever been to

7:07

like NBA arenas before they struggle a

7:09

lot with the temperature Like it's

7:12

either super hot. Okay, super cold But

7:14

usually if they're cold that's because

7:16

there's ice underneath which there is not

7:18

in Orlando Okay, good point. Let

7:20

me investigate visually to see if it's

7:22

cold in here, although It

7:24

could be wrong. Where did the Orlando

7:26

solar bears play? they play it? The

7:29

still bears. Yeah, the Orlando solar bears

7:31

They're in there. I think they're in

7:33

a HL team or they might be

7:35

like independent or something upon visual investigation

7:37

of One particular

7:39

thing in this video, I don't think

7:41

that it's that cold where she's sitting now

7:43

in her seat She does not appear

7:45

to be chilly Okay, that

7:48

makes sense. Yes. Yeah, the

7:50

solar bears do play at the

7:52

Kia Center. So So

7:54

there is ice in there. That's the Kia Center

7:56

now. I thought it was I always knew amway.

7:59

Yeah, but it's apparently the Kia Center now. I

8:01

knew they renamed it. It's no longer the pyramid?

8:03

Now, the one reply I'd be looking for on

8:05

that is at GROC, what is happening here. And

8:07

that's the only thing I've been seeing on Twitter

8:09

is just people being like, I don't know what's

8:11

going on. been seeing a lot of GROC. To

8:13

cipher this video, that's either India or Pakistan. Let

8:15

me know where it is and what's happening. Okay,

8:17

I'm going to ask GROC. GROC,

8:21

what do you

8:24

see in this

8:26

video? Big parrot

8:28

titties. All

8:34

right, I'll keep you posted on what GROC says.

8:36

Is it GROC or is it GROC? I

8:39

think it's GROC. think it's GROC.

8:41

Did you know that GROC is

8:43

non -binary? I

8:45

did not know that. Or good

8:47

friend Brace had GROC admit that

8:49

it was non -binary. Wow. That

8:51

one of Elon's children has also

8:53

abandoned him. Yeah, so I

8:55

don't, Elon's going to reprogram that momentarily. Oh,

8:57

that thing's going to be so alpha so

8:59

fast. Oh, real alpha. That video, did you

9:01

see the video of him with a Diet

9:04

Coke? No. So

9:06

he was, I think it was at the

9:08

White House. He was there with the president of

9:10

El Salvador and then they're going into a

9:12

fridge and the president takes out a Coke and

9:14

then Elon's like a Coke. Diet

9:17

Coke, terrible branding. And

9:20

then that's the end the clip. thinks a

9:22

Diet Coke is terrible branding. Why? I don't know.

9:24

It's like the most popular soft drink in

9:26

the world. Well, I think

9:28

Coke's more. Yeah, probably, but it's up

9:30

there. Yeah. It's one of the most

9:32

recognizable brands of all time. Yeah. It'd

9:35

be better if it was called X. X

9:37

Coke. Do you know why, fun fact,

9:39

do you know why its official name

9:41

is Diet Coke and not Diet Coca

9:43

-Cola? No. Because

9:45

it, this could be

9:47

wrong. This could be wrong. This could be totally

9:49

wrong. Fun fact. You know, it's not a fun

9:51

fact. It's a fun. I heard it once. Air

9:53

it out. Let it fly. Because

9:56

it is a variant of New Coke

9:58

that came out in the 80s. And

10:00

so a new coke had was cokey.

10:02

It wasn't coca -cola, which is why

10:04

not says coca -cola classic Okay, and so

10:07

they kept that for diet coke And

10:09

I believe the formula for diet coke

10:11

is based off of new coke Which

10:13

is why it doesn't taste like coca

10:15

-cola like coke zero Tastes way

10:17

closer to regular coke than diet coke.

10:19

Yeah, and I believe it's because it was

10:21

an offshoot of new coke Which people

10:23

hated but somehow diet coke stayed now believe

10:25

that the new coke that they put

10:27

out was just a it was marketing ploy

10:29

to make people yearn for the old

10:31

coke So when they brought it back, I

10:33

don't think so. It was quite a

10:35

disaster One of the biggest

10:37

like Marketing misses of all

10:39

time. Yeah, we should do

10:42

new bar stool and just have

10:44

it absolutely suck Some

10:46

would argue that's already Hey

10:50

guys, I'm Luke good to be here

10:52

So yeah mooks here with us today, we're

10:54

gonna talk about some kid fluencers Yeah

10:57

show a Netflix that everybody's watching. I'll be

10:59

honest I cannot I cannot bring myself

11:01

to watch that show. Oh, you didn't watch

11:03

it. I did not it wasn't it

11:05

wasn't good. It was Beyond the

11:07

content like it was just so

11:09

are those kids famous? In

11:12

the kid influencers space extremely so

11:14

obviously I'm not the target demo But

11:17

I I've heard of most people

11:19

on the internet. I had never heard

11:21

of any of this I I

11:23

think you would Be shocked

11:25

at how many people you do

11:27

not know on tiktok or YouTube

11:29

that have Millions of subscribers that

11:31

you have literally never seen with your own yeah It's

11:33

it's getting to that point where like sometimes someone will

11:35

be on my for you page for the first time

11:37

and I'll be like Who is this? Why do they

11:39

have like 700 ,000 likes and they have 12 million followers?

11:42

I've never heard of them So I

11:44

think that's and they're not in your demo So

11:47

I for sure I discovered a new

11:49

guy last night. I stumbled upon this

11:51

guy named Jesser Just has

11:53

like a casual three million subs on YouTube

11:55

every video he puts out gets like a

11:57

million plus views He's like a basketball content

11:59

influencer That being said, I'm a little worried

12:01

that you guys brought me on for kid

12:03

influencing for my first macro. Well, I saw

12:05

the topic today and I was like, there's

12:07

one person I have to have on and

12:09

that's Moog. And that's me. Yeah. Yeah.

12:12

I'm sorry about that. It's okay. It's a

12:14

nice late topic that we can maybe scratch

12:16

the surface. I brought you because you're a

12:18

funny guy. I think that you'd have funny

12:20

takes on it. I appreciate that. But the

12:22

thing is I am decently well versed because

12:24

when you are up at three in the

12:26

morning scrolling TikTok, you find yourself in some

12:28

weird places. Those are kitty hours. Those are

12:30

kitty hours. Precisely.

12:33

You see weird corners of

12:35

the internet. Yeah. You go

12:37

down rabbit holes where you

12:39

become familiar with the latest,

12:41

not hottest, not hottest physically,

12:43

but the hottest like pranker

12:45

in high school. The guy

12:47

like Heston James. You

12:50

become very familiar with the

12:52

phase clan, the AMP streaming house.

12:54

I have some kid influencers

12:56

in my back pocket. So what's

12:58

going on with Kaisenot because

13:00

you were talking about him earlier.

13:02

Yeah. And look, this

13:04

lore is I'm not proud to know all of this,

13:06

but I'm tapped in. This is like a me and

13:08

TJ. This would be like a me and TJ conversation.

13:10

I never thought this would be a conversation on there.

13:12

Okay. Kaisenot now

13:15

has a G League. They're calling

13:17

it. So he has

13:19

the AMP clan. Yes. By

13:22

the way, you have a kid influencer. What

13:25

does that mean? You ever see

13:27

Big Red? No. Okay. I

13:29

sent it to I sent it to Mad Dog.

13:31

But I'll send it in the group chat. Yeah. There

13:33

is a mini you going viral. He's in the

13:35

minors right now. bring him up on the on the

13:37

screen Mad Dog? Yeah. Pretty

13:40

much Kaisenot has a G League.

13:42

He has he bought a giant house

13:44

in Atlanta and he set up

13:46

this house and he lives

13:48

in his own house. But that G League

13:51

house is like close to him. Okay.

13:53

And then he pretty much set up that

13:55

house for like it's like five bedrooms.

13:57

He like took a kid out of Baltimore.

14:00

he took a 16 -year -old kid, moved him

14:02

in that house, and their job is

14:04

just to stream every day. This

14:06

is like Andrew Tate. Only

14:08

one of them is 16. I don't know how

14:10

old the other one is. Okay. But

14:12

yeah, Big T, you're kind of

14:14

going viral right now. That's... I

14:17

don't understand the left -hand

14:19

follow -through on a right

14:21

-handed shot, but no, yeah,

14:23

that's... I mean,

14:25

I've got a sweet top of the key jumper

14:27

as well. I kind of like that, though. The

14:29

left -handed follow -through. Nobody's doing it

14:31

like that. For sure. This

14:34

guy has mini hoop highlights that make me

14:36

jealous. Really? Yeah, they play indoor hoops. It's

14:38

great. That's sick. You know what? I might

14:40

have seen him. You've definitely... Because I get

14:42

DMs like, is this you all the time?

14:44

And it's definitely more Big T. The problem

14:46

with that is, is this kid... You've seen

14:48

more than one video of him? Oh, I've

14:51

seen hundreds. Okay. I thought that maybe it

14:53

was one time he had a shot and

14:55

says, how do you stop Big Red on

14:57

it? And then he might go like internet

14:59

viral for having this one highlight and he

15:01

gets like brought onto other streams and he

15:03

just sucks. No, he's got mixtapes. Okay. we're

15:05

still paying Red Rhino. It's

15:07

true. A lot of money. Yeah.

15:09

Double Rico salary. And season tickets.

15:11

Yeah. All right, so

15:13

wait, back to the G -league. Yes.

15:15

So, AMP, Kaisanat's brand, AMP, their

15:18

G -league house, they have a 16

15:20

-year -old in it right now named

15:22

Rakai, a 2x Rakai, and

15:24

he just collaborated with Lil Tay.

15:27

Okay. And those clips, if you look them

15:29

up on TikTok, mean, they're the most

15:31

viral things I've ever seen. All of the

15:33

clips have like 300 ,000 likes. They

15:36

peaked on Twitch concurrent viewers

15:38

100 ,000 during the Lil

15:40

Tay Rakai stream. Oh, shit.

15:42

This 16 -year -old Rakai flew

15:44

her out on Spirit Airlines. They

15:49

spent all day doing like bullshit, like

15:51

they were cooking together. And the

15:53

content is what you think it is.

15:55

It's like this 16 -year -old kid being like,

15:57

so like Lil Tay, like, do you

15:59

think your body is tea. Oh God. It

16:02

is insane. Now

16:05

I know the name Lil Tay, but

16:07

I don't know who that is. Yes, you

16:09

do. You know Lil Tay. I've

16:12

heard the name. It's the little Asian

16:14

girl that went viral like 12 years ago

16:16

or probably 8 years ago, maybe. Yeah,

16:18

didn't she buy a bunch of cars and

16:20

shit? Yeah, she was like a rapper

16:22

for a hot second and now she's like

16:24

grown up. Yeah.

16:27

I'm going to show you Lil Tay. You

16:29

know Lil Tay. That didn't cross tea's desk.

16:31

It did. It did. But I think your

16:33

brain just moved on from it smartly. Possibly. I

16:36

think most of us moved on.

16:38

It's not ringing a bell. Oh,

16:40

you trust me. I think she

16:42

wasn't... How old is this person?

16:45

Okay, now the money thing does

16:47

look vaguely familiar. Now if you

16:49

remember KB made a fake Lil

16:51

Tay tour poster back in the

16:53

day. See now you're really out

16:55

of my depth. Okay. But

16:58

she was going viral when she was

17:00

like, I don't know, 11 -12 probably. Now,

17:04

I don't know how old she is

17:06

now, but she's collabing with the AMPG

17:08

League House in Kaisenot. Okay, it. So

17:10

she's like a former top prospect that

17:12

fell off for a little bit. He's

17:15

like, I can resurrect her. There's some

17:17

talent there. 100%. If we can get

17:19

her to focus on the on -field stuff.

17:21

Josh Hamilton. Exactly, yes. Yeah. Okay. It's

17:23

perfect. The G -League House. Yeah,

17:25

I mean, that's weird. That's weird to be

17:28

flying out 16 -year -olds and being like, you have

17:30

to stay in this house and stream all

17:32

the time. Yeah, so the thing is, I don't

17:34

know if it's like a direct order from

17:36

Kai. I don't know

17:38

any of the inner workings. Kaisenot has

17:40

been in trouble before for collabing with this

17:42

16 -year -old Rukai. Mm -hmm. You know, one

17:44

day they like, it was a thing.

17:46

I think he got dropped, a couple sponsors

17:48

dropped him, but you know, they do

17:51

like IRL streaming. Yeah. So they just kind

17:53

of like walk around their houses and

17:55

like fuck around. One day he like walked

17:57

into the bathroom and like Rukai was

17:59

like shitting. Okay. And it was

18:01

like, why are you even going near the 16

18:03

-year -old while he's like, you know, indecent?

18:05

Yeah. But I think for the

18:08

most like it's smitty in the shower. Exactly.

18:10

Or big tea in the shower upstairs.

18:12

Yeah. So I think

18:14

for the most part, like he does have good

18:16

intentions for the 16 -year -old. Like I think he

18:18

makes sure he does his online school. Okay.

18:20

But there is currently a 16 -year

18:22

-old living house in Atlanta with no

18:24

adult technically, no parent around him,

18:26

that is becoming very viral on Twitch.

18:28

You're going pro. You're going pro

18:31

before you even graduate from high school.

18:33

Yeah. It's like RWE. It's

18:35

like OTE basketball. Mm -hmm. Would you

18:37

let your kid do that? That seems

18:39

kind of - Are you serious? How

18:41

much money they're bringing in? What

18:44

are they making in the G League? I

18:46

don't know. Because it is like, it is

18:48

similar to back in the day, the like

18:50

1400s, 1500s. You had a bunch of kids

18:52

and you put them to work in the

18:54

field. Sure. Made money off them. Because my

18:56

son, he's got - So that a few

18:58

were expendable. He's got big, strong shoulders. This

19:01

kid can bail a hay like nobody's business. And

19:03

then that, now it's all profit. You have

19:05

a little business going on. It just seems, I'd

19:07

be all for my kid, know, obviously if

19:10

that guy's like making money and has a ton

19:12

of followers, like great. Living

19:14

in the G League house

19:16

does seem like maybe a

19:18

bridge too far. It's Rekai.

19:20

It's the Asian kid, Ray.

19:23

This kid from Taiwan, that guy's

19:25

not met. He's in the G

19:27

League house. Okay. He moved him

19:29

from Taiwan? From Taiwan. Yeah. So

19:31

is this all just abandoned children? Somewhat.

19:34

A little bit. He just went back

19:36

to Taiwan to complete his like military service

19:38

that he owed. And now he's

19:40

back in America. It sounds like human

19:42

trafficking. It is a

19:44

little bit. But like, not for nefarious reasons

19:46

like sex trafficking. Like, Andrew Tate, obviously he's flying

19:48

women to his house in Romania and being

19:50

like, you have to stay in here and stream,

19:53

but you have to take your clothes off

19:55

and get fucked. I'm also going to fuck you.

19:57

I'm going to fuck you and then you're

19:59

going to fuck. on camera all the time. This

20:01

is just like, I'm gonna fly you out.

20:03

You have to live with me, but you have

20:05

to produce content. Yeah, you're not paying rent.

20:07

Not illegal content. But it's just that's

20:09

a weird business relationship. Imagine putting a

20:11

contract in front of a 16 year old

20:13

be like signed here. The thing is,

20:16

though, this kid might be set for life

20:18

if he doesn't fuck it up. Okay. He

20:20

has like, you know, almost a million followers

20:22

on Twitch. He's probably, I

20:24

don't know what his sub count is. If

20:26

we're talking sub counts is he might

20:28

be bringing in 50 to 100 K a

20:31

month, not including like brand sponsorships. He

20:34

also brought out this like really,

20:36

it's funny, this new brand of

20:38

streaming is like, or Kai's

20:40

brand, I guess. There's like the phase clam,

20:42

which is like a bunch of white guys streaming

20:44

IRL. Kai is all black dudes. He

20:46

pulled this kid out of like the trenches in

20:48

Baltimore. His name is Reggie.

20:50

He's becoming the biggest streamer on Twitch

20:53

right now. Oh, that's kind of awesome. He

20:55

streams from like midnight till 5am. Just

20:57

smokes, blunts on stream and him and his

20:59

boy freestyle. And it's like, he's blowing

21:01

up. He's hysterical. It's kind

21:03

of stealing your spot. I can't

21:05

compete with that. Yeah, you should try to do

21:07

one where you just freestyle the entire time. Yeah,

21:09

that's a good, that's a good Reggie stream. Yeah.

21:11

Yeah. All right. I guess good, good for the

21:13

kids if they're pulling in money that they wouldn't

21:15

be making otherwise. Yeah. Like if you could, it's sink

21:17

or swim. you can, if you can do good

21:19

in the Kaisenat G League house,

21:22

then you should be able to make

21:24

all the money that you want. And I

21:26

guess in a way it's better than

21:28

the old model, which was like Nickelodeon signs

21:30

you to a predatory contract when you're

21:32

eight years old, 10 years old. 100%. And

21:34

then you have to work like a

21:36

dog for them, not get paid that much.

21:38

And then they control all your shit.

21:40

Yeah. And this way it's like you own

21:42

your own business. Yes, they own their

21:44

Twitch, they own their brand, their TikToks. I

21:46

think it's good. I think it could

21:48

go south if one of these guys

21:50

eventually falls off. If you're a 16

21:52

-year -old, sudden you're the most viral guy

21:54

on the internet and then what happens

21:56

after? have a backup plan? Right. I

21:58

think it's better. than the alternative, the

22:00

way that it used to be. But

22:02

it's still, in a

22:04

way, it's worse mentally because now you

22:06

have like 15, 16 year olds

22:08

getting exposed to the entire internet and

22:10

like people's opinions of them. And

22:13

that's that's pretty fucked up to have

22:15

100 ,000 people hate you. I've read

22:17

I've read the Tik Tok comments.

22:19

They are they are brutal to the

22:21

16 year old kid. Yeah, part

22:23

is not healthy. Yeah. And one of

22:25

the they do funny shit like

22:27

this one time Ray Kai exploded a

22:29

firework in in one of like

22:31

the the main AMP guys non G

22:33

leaguers in his room. Okay. And

22:35

like almost set the entire house on

22:37

fire. And like all the comments

22:39

are like grown men in the comments

22:41

being like this little boy ready

22:44

for the big lead. You

22:47

guys are such assholes. I

22:49

mean, if you imagine you growing

22:51

up and this is your job,

22:53

you have to like think of

22:55

funny creative content. You're always online.

22:57

Yeah. We did a lot of

23:00

stupid shit when we were kids just with

23:02

our friends like fucking around. Yeah. But your

23:04

worst ideas to you at that time would

23:06

be like this would make for a great

23:08

stream. So I'm going to put it out

23:10

online. Like I think most everybody growing up

23:12

did some shit that would get them like

23:14

kicked off the internet if it was online

23:16

100%. I have a bunch of failed videos

23:19

online that I can't find for the life

23:21

of me that I want to find so

23:23

bad. Can you describe one of them? Yes,

23:25

I have. I used to have an old

23:27

YouTube channel where I would open sports cards,

23:29

but then I would also do like skate

23:31

videos. Okay, I was like I was like

23:33

into like jumping off ramps and shit. Were

23:35

you good? No. Okay, it was terrible at

23:38

skating. Couldn't even Ali couldn't do anything. Yeah.

23:40

There was like me and a couple of

23:42

my boys and we would film on a

23:44

fucking GoPro and then just upload to YouTube.

23:46

One of them is called the wheelchair grind.

23:49

Okay. I was in a wheelchair and my

23:51

buddy like stitched on the back of me

23:53

on his skateboard and like jumped on a

23:55

ramp and grinded a ramp as I'm on

23:57

a wheelchair. then I just go. like whoo

23:59

like that kind of you were the sled

24:01

dog I was a sled dog yeah I

24:03

was pulling him down and and for the

24:05

life of me I look for that video

24:07

like once a month on YouTube and it's

24:09

just lost what happened to it I don't

24:11

know I think I might have deleted the

24:13

account because I think people in my school

24:15

found my YouTube and then started playing it

24:17

out loud around me so I had to

24:19

get rid of that that's the worst isn't

24:21

it like sometimes so I fall asleep now

24:23

with this this blindfold thing on that has

24:25

Bluetooth speakers that are sewn into it yeah

24:27

yeah yeah so it's pretty sweet it's a

24:29

it's a great thing that I have but sometimes

24:32

in the middle of the night I'll wake

24:34

up and the YouTube algorithm will feed me like

24:36

an episode a part of my take of

24:38

macro dosing and so it'll be 2 a .m. and

24:40

I'll be dead asleep and then I'll just

24:42

hear my own voice that's my area it

24:45

is the worst way to wake up it's

24:47

a it is actually a nightmare I hate

24:49

that but yeah good luck finding those videos

24:51

I want to find I want to see

24:53

some yeah like you have you have Pat

24:55

and Eric.com yeah and it's like like that's

24:57

like a cool thing to find like I

24:59

have some shit that I like I I

25:01

want to find so I can delete it

25:04

yeah well there's some stuff on there like

25:06

we didn't upload everything but me and Pat

25:08

the Beeve did a radio show for I

25:10

think three years in Harrisonburg yeah and there

25:12

was there was a lot of funny stuff

25:14

but there were some moments I look back

25:16

at and I'm like oh my god I'm

25:18

so glad this isn't this isn't online like

25:20

there was one time we're doing a show

25:22

and we were like spoofing a doctor calling

25:25

show okay you know how they have like

25:27

medical experts that do their own shows and

25:29

you can call up and be like hey

25:31

I've got this I got an itchy toe

25:33

which they do about it yeah they give

25:35

you advice so we pretended to do something

25:37

like that and I was the doctor and

25:39

Pat called in and I

25:41

did not know that Asperger's was an

25:44

actual thing okay it wasn't as discussed

25:46

and he kept saying things about Asperger's

25:48

and I thought he was saying Asperger's

25:50

it's a common mix up and I

25:52

thought he and I started did you

25:54

make it up this hilarious sounding disease

25:56

Asperger's like what is it is is

25:58

that. And then we did like 20

26:00

minutes. And then after we were done

26:02

with it, they told me that's an

26:04

actual thing. Like people who are on

26:06

the autism spectrum sometimes they get diagnosed

26:08

with that. And I was like, well,

26:10

I feel like a piece of shit

26:12

right now. That's tough. So we put

26:14

that online, took it off. I think

26:16

shortly thereafter, I don't think it's anywhere

26:18

like if something happens in the modern

26:20

day and age, and it is not

26:22

online, it pretty much doesn't exist. Besides

26:24

this story of me talking about it.

26:26

Yes. Yeah. And even you talking about

26:28

it is like getting out in front

26:30

of it. Yeah. I'm in front of

26:32

it. In case somehow like AI figures

26:34

out a way to go back in

26:36

time and extract things from the airwaves,

26:39

which would be very scary. That would

26:41

be very scary. I don't like that.

26:43

No. Don't like the thought of that.

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28:16

want to talk about Blue Origin, Katy

28:18

Perry. Go for it. Katy Perry

28:21

is a firework. She went

28:23

up into outer space. Totally. Well,

28:25

inner space. Yeah.

28:27

And each time they do the recreational

28:29

space flights, they just they go up like

28:31

barely into the stratosphere and then they

28:33

they experience weightlessness for a couple minutes and

28:35

then they come back down. So

28:38

that's what she did yesterday.

28:41

And now people are saying that it's faked. Big

28:43

T, do you think it's faked? I

28:46

don't think it was faked. was not.

28:49

I don't understand what the

28:51

hullabaloo was. Okay.

28:53

They said it was like

28:55

the first all female

28:57

like piloted whatever space flight.

28:59

Is that true? I

29:01

think I saw some, but it wasn't

29:03

like they obviously had no control over

29:05

the thing. They were up there for

29:07

like five minutes. They obviously had no

29:10

control over it landing correctly. Right. Yeah.

29:12

You think Katy Perry was not in

29:14

charge of flying the spaceship? That's correct.

29:16

Yeah. Where's your evidence, sir? I

29:18

don't know. But

29:21

now some people are saying that the whole thing's

29:23

fake. Like if you look at it the way

29:25

they open the door or something, I don't know.

29:27

I did watch that. I watched that part of

29:29

it because the capsule came back to Earth and

29:31

then Jeff Bezos and one of his assistants goes

29:33

out there. And Bezos is like, I'm going to

29:35

be the one that opens up the door to

29:37

welcome them back. And so he goes up to

29:40

the module and then the door appears to like

29:42

open a little bit to the inside. And he's

29:44

like, no, no, don't open it yet. I have

29:46

to use my tool. And so then they stop

29:48

and then he gets this giant tool out and

29:50

he gets up there and he acts like he's

29:52

being a man's man and undoing the door of

29:54

the spaceship. And then he

29:56

opens it up and he lets them out. It

29:58

was very clearly like a photo op. Yeah, that

30:00

part of it for sure. What's the fascination with

30:02

like Bezos and Musk wanting to do physical labor?

30:06

It's all it all comes from that

30:08

inferiority complex. Yeah, like I've worked behind

30:10

a computer. Like Elon Musk probably spent

30:12

20 years just being like the dorkiest

30:14

dork ever sitting at a laptop. Yeah.

30:16

And now he's trying to like overcome

30:18

that and be like, now I'm now

30:20

I'm doing jiu -jitsu. Yeah, it's like, come

30:22

on, just stick stay in your lane.

30:25

Yeah, I actually I was thinking about

30:27

Musk and Jeff Bezos last night because

30:29

I was looking at all these videos

30:31

of the blue origin space shuttle thing.

30:33

I think I figured out why they

30:35

want to go to Mars so bad.

30:38

I think I think they want

30:40

to start a colony on Mars so

30:43

that in like 10 ,000

30:45

years once Mars has

30:47

its own population, they will they

30:49

will reach back into their history

30:51

and there'll be books written and

30:53

they will think that Musk is

30:56

God. It's kind of how

30:58

we think about or some Scientologists think about

31:00

the aliens that came to Earth and

31:02

like one one alien in particular had the

31:04

vision and then set up this entire

31:06

colony. So we owe everything to that person.

31:08

I think Musk wants to be revered

31:10

in like 5 ,000 years as a God

31:12

on Mars. Psychopath. He wants to be Kier.

31:14

He wants to be Kier. wants to

31:16

be Kier of God, which in a way

31:18

like kind of I respect the the

31:20

audacity of him being like,

31:22

I want to be God on

31:24

Mars and then actually taking steps to

31:26

make it happen. Yeah,

31:29

he's a complete psychopath for doing it.

31:31

But I mean, goddamn, that's a lot

31:33

of that's a lot of follow through.

31:35

Yeah, that's a heavy thought that you're

31:37

now taking action. Yeah, like I I

31:39

have no aspirations to be that, you

31:41

know what I mean? Like you have

31:43

to be a fucking asshole. Yeah, you

31:45

have to be the biggest dickhead in

31:47

the world to be like, I want

31:49

these people to think that I was

31:51

a jujitsu warrior and spawned life on

31:53

Mars. And what if it doesn't work?

31:56

if what if the planet is not

31:58

hospitable? What if everybody up there

32:00

is miserable? But they survived somehow. Yeah,

32:02

so in like a thousand years. They're like

32:04

fuck Elon. I hate Elon Yeah, they're

32:06

cursing their God all the time. Yeah, he

32:08

brought us to this horrible place. Yeah,

32:10

that's kind of the best -case scenario Yeah,

32:12

they should make a movie about about Mars

32:14

in like two thousand years where everybody

32:16

hates Elon because he put them there I

32:18

forget or I forgot when you said

32:20

did you see the thing about Elon and

32:22

I was like I really haven't seen

32:24

anything from him recently. It's cuz I muted

32:26

the word Elon on Twitter Wow So

32:28

he could die and I wouldn't know that's

32:30

like if it's if the tweet says

32:32

Elon. I don't see it. Damn You're

32:34

not seeing a lot. Yeah, he's so

32:36

I I don't know anything that he's been

32:38

doing. That's like half the internet now

32:40

Yeah, no, it's been great. Well, this sucks.

32:42

I'm just gonna bunch of notifications on

32:45

my phone right now One two three four

32:47

five six seven in a row from

32:49

Instagram Part of my take

32:51

remove themselves from being a collaborator on your

32:53

post. Yeah, it's like seven Oh, yeah, we

32:55

it's the mass deletion thing. Oh, yeah, is

32:57

my key. I was gonna say does my

32:59

key not work here anymore Yeah, this

33:01

is how they're telling you. Yeah for

33:03

my take is unfollowed. Sorry. I'm taking

33:05

over PMT now. Yeah Yeah,

33:10

Freddie Gonzalez the Braves manager found out

33:12

he got fired cuz he got an email

33:14

from Delta That they

33:16

were the Braves were in Pittsburgh and they were there

33:18

for like two more days And he got an

33:20

email that said your flight to Atlanta is confirmed. He

33:23

was like, oh, I guess I just got canned

33:25

Oh, damn. Oh Did he get

33:27

the miles from it? Probably, I don't

33:29

know What else is in the news

33:31

today big T? People

33:34

are mad and I send. Oh,

33:36

yeah, so so Ladies,

33:38

do y 'all know about the mr.

33:40

Beast con? You might know about this

33:42

to MOOC. Did you see this? No,

33:45

I am not mr. Beast doesn't come

33:47

across my desk. I'm a beast con

33:49

Yeah, so there was some sort of

33:51

mr. Beast convention that was supposed to

33:54

happen in Las Vegas and I

33:56

guess a bunch of people showed up for

33:58

it and all they ended up getting was

34:00

some feastables chocolate left in their hotel room.

34:03

And then like some merch that didn't

34:05

sell. It was like all extra

34:07

small shirts. And Mr. Beast

34:09

wasn't there, like there was nothing. They

34:12

just got some chocolate and

34:14

child's t -shirts. And then

34:16

there was like a mutiny in the

34:18

resorts world lobby that had to be

34:21

diffused. The firefest of Mr. Beast. And

34:23

then Mr. Beast is like, I'm inviting

34:25

all these people to my studio. So

34:27

I don't know if he even knew,

34:29

I don't know if this was an

34:31

officially sanctioned thing that he didn't show

34:33

up for, or if they marketed this

34:36

without Mr. Beast's knowledge. I don't know.

34:38

What do you expect if you're, I'm

34:40

not saying that you expect firefest. I'm

34:42

not saying that Mr. Beast is scamming

34:44

his followers, but if you're attending this,

34:46

you're spending money, let's say you drop

34:48

like two grand to fly to Las

34:51

Vegas, get a hotel room. What

34:53

are you expecting to happen while you're

34:55

there? Like you meet up in the lobby

34:57

with somebody and you're both wearing like

34:59

a, I don't know, Mr. Beast t -shirt

35:01

and then you're like, you like Mr. Beast

35:03

too. Yeah. What's

35:05

your favorite video? You want to take a

35:07

thumbnail picture together? Yeah. It seems the expectation

35:09

was they were going to get to meet

35:11

Mr. Beast, I guess. I don't

35:13

know what the activity log was

35:15

for BeastCon, but. Oh, this person's

35:17

complaining that there were zero activations. Right.

35:20

You had to expect at least a

35:22

couple activations. sure. No, you do. Yeah.

35:26

The Mr. Beast doesn't necessarily, like

35:29

I'm not that into it. I, well,

35:31

I am pretty into the internet, but like

35:33

I'm not going down his rabbit holes. I'm

35:35

not in Mr. Beast's holes. Got it.

35:37

Yeah. Is that, is that like four

35:39

years ago? You would have been? Yeah.

35:41

Yeah, I think so. Now I'm just

35:43

more into, I'm into the streamers. Beast

35:45

doesn't do it for me at all.

35:47

Has he fallen off? Not

35:50

numbers wise. No, unfortunately not. He's still

35:52

the king. Did you see what he said

35:54

the other day? Somebody like

35:56

accused him of saying, you only help.

35:58

people because you make a video out

36:00

of it and then you make money

36:02

and all this stuff. And he posted

36:04

the last 20 videos he's made or

36:06

whatever he said. Actually the videos where

36:08

I help people do the worst. They

36:12

have like 30 million views. And

36:14

so he was like, I guess I could

36:16

just not help people because these videos don't even

36:18

do that good. I heard an interview where

36:20

he was he was talking about his own death.

36:23

He and he was saying that he's got a

36:25

content plan for when he does die. course.

36:27

Like he's gonna drop a video of him from

36:29

beyond the grave being like, so it looks

36:31

like I died. Sorry about that.

36:34

This is gonna be my last video.

36:36

He's like, that video is gonna do so

36:38

many numbers. It's gonna be it's gonna

36:40

be incredible. What do you think the the

36:42

general approval rating of Mr. Beast is

36:44

because I feel like it's going down. Well,

36:46

here's the issue is that people that

36:48

I'd say like 100 % of people that

36:50

don't follow Mr. Beast at

36:53

all actively dislike Mr. Beast. Okay.

36:57

If you have no, if you have no background knowledge on

36:59

Mr. Beast and you're like, what do you think about

37:01

Mr. Beast, the YouTuber? Like, oh, he's

37:03

one of those fucking guys. So

37:05

the old, yeah, the old tatum. And

37:07

then I think among kids, it's

37:09

probably 100 % approved. Right. Yeah,

37:12

I don't like hate him. I'm more

37:14

bitter. I'm more like, I can't believe

37:16

this is what is winning over. It's

37:18

like the guy who invented the snuggie.

37:20

Sure. Yeah, you hate that guy? Well,

37:22

a lot of people do. Why? Like,

37:24

why couldn't I have thought of that

37:26

guy as a billionaire now? Yeah. Okay,

37:29

yeah. Like, I could have done

37:31

that. Like it with arms. Like when you say

37:33

he's salty that his like worst videos do 30

37:35

million. I'm like, that's fucking right. Fuck you. Right.

37:37

Uh huh. I think I think

37:39

it's probably close to 5050. Because

37:41

it's higher than that. But I think

37:44

it's dropping. I think three years ago,

37:46

it was 98. Yeah. I mean,

37:48

the guy is just a master of the

37:50

algorithm. Yeah. He

37:52

might be the algorithm. Do you

37:54

think his smile is is intentional? Yes.

37:58

I think everything he does in his life is Very

38:00

yeah for sure. I don't I don't think he

38:02

doesn't he calculates everything. Is he gonna have a glow

38:04

up though at some point? I

38:07

Could see that I could see him

38:09

like Get it getting some work done. Yeah,

38:11

maybe get a BBL. Yeah, maybe

38:13

getting the lips done Yeah lips he

38:15

could definitely get the lips done Yeah,

38:17

the smile might pop more on the

38:19

algorithm. He's gonna try to date like

38:21

a demilio go mainstream. Yeah, maybe get

38:23

some like neon teeth Yeah, I haven't

38:25

heard That would catch the eye

38:27

wouldn't it? Yeah. Oh big time. Yeah I

38:30

haven't heard from the demilios in

38:32

quite some time. Yeah, what are they

38:34

up to Coachella? Yeah, Coachella and

38:36

then Charlie demilio is currently on Broadway

38:39

Really? Yeah in

38:42

and Juliet Oh I'm

38:46

familiar with that production. Yeah. Oh,

38:48

I want to hear more about her.

38:50

Her woke ass doing it. Wait,

38:52

let me think let me I know

38:54

absolutely nothing about this production except

38:57

the last 15 seconds of this podcast

38:59

So it's called and Juliet. Yes.

39:01

It's on Broadway and Charlie demilio is

39:03

in it This is one of

39:05

the stars of the show. So they

39:07

removed Romeo from the title. Yeah,

39:09

and it's just and Juliet Yeah, is

39:11

this telling the story of Romeo

39:14

and Juliet from Juliet's perspective and how

39:16

she Was actually a victim in

39:18

the whole thing and it's like an

39:20

empowerment thing No, okay,

39:22

what is you're on the right track? It's

39:25

close But

39:28

it's also giving her a

39:30

chance to live independently and pursue

39:32

her own path, but then

39:34

it's also like Yeah,

39:38

the music is also not like

39:40

it's like pop original it's like since

39:42

you've been gone Yeah, like it's

39:44

all like current pop or like modern

39:47

pop songs instead of like You

39:50

know how like Hamilton has their

39:52

own songs and they're all non -binary.

39:54

Yeah and transgender. Yeah I thought

39:56

maybe it was a Commentary

39:58

on how Romeo's name old came first

40:00

and nobody ever thought of Juliet's feel like

40:02

when he was throwing rocks up out

40:04

her window. That could be good too. That's

40:06

technically destruction of property. Ann

40:09

Juliet is a jukebox musical that reimagines

40:11

the ending of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet

40:13

focusing on what happens if Juliet chooses

40:15

to live her life after Romeo's demise.

40:18

It's a story of female empowerment and

40:20

self -discovery told through a playlist of

40:22

pop anthems by Max Martin. The

40:24

show also explores themes of gender non

40:26

-conformity and the importance of breaking free

40:28

from societal expectations. And is

40:30

it selling out? Is this like

40:32

a popular play right now? It

40:35

was several years ago, yeah.

40:37

But I think Charlie, I

40:40

see a lot of people go to it.

40:42

My parents, my family went to it recently. This

40:45

is a prequel to Katy Perry Goes

40:47

to the Moon. Yes. Yeah,

40:50

this is, it's weird because at

40:52

the end, she obviously, she offs

40:54

herself and it was written by

40:56

a guy by the name of

40:58

William Shakespeare. Generally, regard to be

41:01

like one of the best plays

41:03

of all time. Ever. And then

41:05

this person's like, I don't really

41:07

like the ending. Yeah, me add

41:09

this up. songs from Trolls? Yeah.

41:11

Oh, well, listen, the Trolls 2

41:13

soundtrack. good songs. Great songs. What's

41:15

the Justin Timberlake song? I got

41:17

the feeling. Yeah. The

41:21

best one is Get Back Up Again. Have

41:24

you heard that one? I don't think so. It's Anna

41:26

Kendrick. I will Get Back

41:28

Up Again. Oh, yeah. I like that

41:30

one. No, it's gonna go my way. It's

41:32

a fucking banger. Fights put me onto

41:34

it. Okay. And that shit goes. It's one

41:36

of my favorite songs. I'll

41:38

check it out. Yeah, check it out. I like it.

41:40

I'm trying to think of like plot points for this

41:42

Juliet play. Like Juliet takes a plan B, so she

41:44

doesn't have to be pregnant. Like,

41:47

I don't know. I

41:50

kind of want to see that play now. I kind of want

41:52

to see it all. Yeah, I think I have to see it.

41:54

How old were Romeo and Juliet? She's

41:56

unhinged. She has a dating

41:58

show live at Barstool Sports. the

42:02

dream were they like 15 and

42:04

13 it says Juliet is explicitly

42:06

stated to be 13 years old

42:08

about to turn 14 Romeo's age

42:10

is not explicitly mentioned but he

42:12

is likely a teenager possibly between

42:14

15 and 16 so they're kids

42:16

yeah oh I didn't know that

42:18

that was old back in the

42:20

day yeah I get yeah I

42:22

mean they were 400 on that

42:24

really it is 435 years old

42:26

so damn yeah so if you

42:28

were 14 them were you like

42:30

28 now is a double you

42:32

think oh I think it's triple

42:34

triple not triple but if you

42:36

were 15 and unmarried that was

42:38

you were 36 damn and unmarried

42:40

they were looking at a 15

42:42

year old but your life sucks

42:44

yes like it's over you have

42:46

a wife yeah don't you get

42:48

some bitches please this old spinster

42:50

over here 14 years old doesn't

42:52

have a hubby yet hasn't had

42:54

kids what's the what was the

42:56

life expectancy back then I'm gonna

42:58

guess so this is 1600s but

43:00

it's tricky because if you if

43:02

you made it past probably a

43:04

year that had a lot of

43:07

that had a lot to do

43:09

with the life expectancy in general

43:11

1500s probably so if you were

43:13

if you made it past a

43:15

year you were probably expected to

43:17

live until yeah look at median

43:19

yeah median life expectancy yes for

43:21

Shakespearean England I'm going to guess

43:23

it is 43 years old I'm

43:25

gonna go 35 I'm gonna 40

43:27

even 40 thou have no inches

43:29

in Shakespeare's time the average life

43:31

expectancy was around 30 to 35

43:33

years old wow however this figure

43:35

was heavily influenced by high infant

43:37

mortality and childhood deaths meaning that

43:39

those who survived to adulthood could

43:41

potentially live much longer so median's

43:43

probably 43 it says adult life

43:45

expectancy was those who made it

43:47

past childhood could expect to live

43:49

into their 50s or even 60s

43:51

oh wow damn how many times

43:53

do you guys think you would

43:55

have died by now if you

43:57

lived in the 1500s so many

44:00

times a year I think I dive

44:02

three times a year. I think almost

44:04

like 300 like I I would trip

44:06

into a sword or a fucking be

44:08

a butcher's boy and just get Slice

44:11

in half by a night. Yeah, you have a

44:13

cough. You wake up with a cough You're like,

44:15

oh, this is it for me. Yeah, I had

44:17

a dry throat yesterday and I was like, I

44:19

think it's over Yeah, diarrhea took you out diarrhea.

44:21

I think diarrhea still takes a lot of people

44:23

out But yeah back then if you chaps or

44:25

IP yeah, I'd have been gone I've

44:28

played this hypothetical like you go back

44:30

to that time and you drop them

44:32

like 12 Popeyes chicken nuggets or something

44:34

You just see what happens a war

44:36

and just watch people explode a war

44:38

breaks out For a Popeyes chicken sandwich.

44:40

Yeah. Yeah, I definitely would have I

44:42

probably would have died on Saturday with

44:45

the kidney stones. Oh Yeah,

44:47

oh, yeah, my own sword

44:49

probably. Yeah

44:53

What was going on? Yeah, it was it was

44:55

bad pain. I would have been like what this is

44:57

no way to live. Yeah How

45:00

what that you passed how many I don't

45:02

think I've passed him yet. Oh, no, yeah, I'm

45:04

sorry stand by I'm sorry for you. No,

45:07

it's okay. It's nowhere near as bad as was

45:09

Saturday Okay, it just comes and goes and

45:11

waves now, but I'll be fine. I'm chugging a

45:13

bunch of water the other night I I

45:15

told the story in part of my take yesterday

45:17

But I was I was taking an edible

45:19

because I was in a lot of pain and

45:21

the painkillers They give me or like very

45:24

very soft. So took the edible tried to chill

45:26

out They also have me on

45:28

like the stuff that makes me piss all the

45:30

time. So I was chugging waters trying to

45:32

piss this thing out I was like, it's coming

45:34

out tonight. I'm gonna make sure so I

45:36

drank as much water as I could probably seven

45:38

or eight glasses Okay, and then the edibles

45:40

started kicking and I got paranoid and I was

45:42

like, oh fuck I remember that

45:44

lady that died because she drank too

45:46

much water. Yeah, you can radio show and

45:48

Philly the radio show Yeah, so I

45:50

got all paranoid that I was giving myself

45:52

water poisoning because I had so much

45:54

to drink And I was like, oh what

45:56

what is water poisoning then I looked

45:58

it up And it was like,

46:00

yeah, your cells don't have enough sodium. There's an

46:03

imbalance in your system. I was like, I

46:05

gotta get sodium in my system. So I went

46:07

upstairs, I grabbed a bag of, a giant

46:09

bag of cool ranch Doritos. And then I just

46:11

sat on my couch forcing myself to eat

46:13

the entire bag to try to regain my natural

46:15

balance of sodium. So I went and died.

46:17

And then I woke up in the morning with

46:19

like the worst stomach ache ever. And

46:21

I was like, I'm such a fucking idiot. Now I have to

46:23

shit and piss, yeah. I have something

46:25

to say about cool Doritos. It's probably gonna give

46:27

me more kidney stones by eating that entire bag.

46:29

There's a good chance you did more damage. I

46:32

have something to say about cool ranch

46:34

Doritos. Be very tread lightly. I

46:36

want to. Do

46:38

you think they've changed them? No.

46:42

Then I might just, I don't know that

46:44

I love cool ranch Doritos anymore. I

46:46

wanna do lines of that fucking dust on

46:48

them. See, that used to be my

46:50

go -to number one. And now I had

46:52

some recently and I was like, these, I

46:55

don't know that these are good. This is all

46:57

time dad take too. Yeah. Is finding a product

46:59

that has been around for a while and be

47:01

like, I think they changed the formula. Yeah, it's

47:03

not the same. They have to have. When?

47:08

In the last two or three

47:10

years? Well, they did change it

47:12

to cooler ranch Doritos for a while. And

47:15

then I think now it's back to cooler with that.

47:17

Yeah. You ever see this? This is

47:19

a big reply on TikTok. It's like, you don't

47:21

miss the old me. You miss the times. You

47:23

miss who you were when you enjoyed me. I

47:26

think that's what's going on here big time. No,

47:28

what I do miss, they had

47:30

Doritos had the best chip flavor that's

47:32

ever existed. was Blazin' Buffalo and Ranch

47:34

Doritos. It is good. And they got

47:36

rid of them. They came back a

47:39

few years ago for like six months

47:41

and now they're gone again. That

47:43

was a good flavor. I like the Flamin'

47:45

Hot cool ranch. Have you had those? No,

47:48

that's an interesting. Combined?

47:50

Yeah, combined. I

47:52

don't know that that sounds so good. I don't know

47:54

that that's it, chief. You not a spicy guy?

47:56

No, I am. But like,

47:59

on. on its own, not mixed with something else. I

48:02

also love how like your own self,

48:04

like self -medicating for you is like

48:06

eating cool ranch Doritos. take my

48:08

medicine. I didn't think we were on like the same

48:10

time, but like when I'm sick, I'm like, I need

48:12

a fucking ice cream sandwich right now. Yeah, is that

48:14

your go -to? Oh yeah, I got like, I have

48:16

nothing in my fridge or freezer. I have like not

48:18

a mini fridge, but like a, like a half, like

48:20

a half man fridge. And it only

48:22

fits ice cream sandwiches. That rocks. What's your

48:25

go -to brand? I don't have a

48:27

go -to brand. And I just like the

48:29

regular like black cookie, dark cookie with

48:31

the vanilla ice cream. Every now and again,

48:33

I mix it up with the Neapolitan, strawberry

48:35

and the chocolate, but that's nuts. Well,

48:38

I said every now, you think that's nuts?

48:40

Yeah. Strawberry with a, like

48:42

the chocolate wafer and then strawberry ice

48:44

cream. It's strawberry, vanilla and chocolate

48:46

ice cream. Right, yeah, no. Big tea,

48:48

Lex's ice cream, white. You gotta

48:50

stick, well, pick, just pick one, but

48:52

not strawberries. Yeah, separate but equal

48:54

is what you're saying. No. No. You

48:57

can have a strawberry one over

48:59

here. You have a chocolate one over

49:01

here. No. Never the twine. No, you know

49:03

what? No, I'm going back to MOOC, white only. White

49:06

only ice cream. No,

49:09

it is true though, when I'm sick,

49:11

medicine is I get a bottle of

49:13

body armor. And then I get Cool

49:15

Ranch Doritos. Yeah, fucking. And then, yeah,

49:17

I'm gonna have to start mixing in

49:19

some of the ice cream sandwiches because

49:21

that's winter too. I love going back

49:23

to the GoPuff orders where you're like,

49:25

I'm down bad right now. Like, let's

49:28

just, I don't care what the price

49:30

is, let's fire up some Nyquil, some

49:32

Dayquil, the body armor of course, a

49:34

bag of chips of your

49:36

preference and just like 35 different

49:39

chocolates and gummies. I'm gonna

49:41

feel better. Yeah, this is gonna

49:43

make me all set. Big

49:45

tea also, we've got the Jersey

49:47

Retirement that we have to talk about.

49:49

So you're fired about this. Yeah,

49:51

so it was Shudor Sanders and Travis

49:53

Hunter got their jerseys retired by

49:55

the University of Colorado. This Saturday, yep,

49:57

spring game. What do you think?

49:59

about that. I

50:01

think Travis Hunter, you could probably

50:03

deserves to have his jersey

50:06

retired. I think he deserves to

50:08

have it done, not at

50:10

a spring game immediately upon his

50:12

departure from school. Shoulder

50:14

Sanders though, I'm

50:16

not sold. Why not? He

50:18

went 13 and 12. He

50:21

did set a couple of school records. And

50:23

actually, I didn't know this till the

50:25

other day, he's the NCAA's all time completion

50:27

percentage leader. No, I didn't know that. Now,

50:30

some would argue that that's a lot of, you

50:33

know, check downs and things like that, but he has

50:35

the record. But

50:37

like, Cordell Stewart's number isn't retired at

50:39

Colorado. I

50:41

don't know, man, it seems,

50:43

it seems questionable to

50:45

me. I just feel bad for Shiloh.

50:49

Yeah, he doesn't get his number. I mean, if

50:51

she does getting his number, and I think

50:53

she does a good player, I think it'd be

50:55

a very good NFL player. But to have

50:57

your jersey retired should be a very high bar

50:59

to clear. Yeah. I

51:01

don't think the stats are there. But what about

51:03

the culture? The culture change?

51:05

I guess we'll we'll see if they

51:08

go on and win. Yeah, I

51:10

mean, about this, what about cultural icon?

51:12

Yeah, you know, I have

51:14

I have no response to that. Yeah.

51:16

My favorite thing about this picture that

51:18

they used is the jerseys they're wearing.

51:20

Did you know that they don't have

51:22

captains? Yeah, it's like leader, leaders and

51:24

dogs, leaders and dogs. Yeah. So

51:26

I love that. Shadoor was a was a

51:28

leader and Travis was a dog was a

51:31

dog. L &D. you think

51:33

that they retired Shiloh or Shadoor's number of

51:35

Dion had gone to the NFL this year?

51:37

What do you think? I think so. I

51:39

think I don't think he said any I

51:41

think Dion probably recused himself. Okay. If that's

51:43

the case, then then more power to I

51:45

mean, I don't listen if Colorado wants to

51:47

retire their number great go for it. But also

51:50

don't do it during a spring game. Like

51:52

that makes the whole thing feel even more

51:54

you think they do it like for a home

51:56

conference game. I mean, yes, if

51:58

you're retiring someone's That should be a massive

52:00

deal like that should be at your biggest

52:03

game of the year. Mm -hmm Which

52:05

should be Colorado State? I

52:07

don't even know who they

52:10

play Nebraska, Nebraska Yeah

52:12

Big T. Do you have any update on Nico? He

52:16

entered the portal today with the do

52:18

not contact tag was that mean? It

52:21

means you're telling schools not to talk to you because

52:23

you already know where you're going Which

52:26

seems to indicate that he's trying to

52:28

work something out with UCLA, but if

52:30

UCLA drops off Things are

52:32

things look bleak for him. Hmm.

52:34

Would this be one of the

52:36

all -time bag fumbles? I think

52:38

it's a bag fumble of cataclysmic

52:40

proportion. So he's asking for four

52:43

mil. He was getting two mil

52:45

closer to an half and Now he's

52:47

gonna end up somewhere in the

52:49

What six figure do you think he's

52:51

gonna get a million? Um,

52:54

yes, I think I think you see

52:56

I he's not gonna get what he

52:58

was making at UT But I think

53:00

UCLA is gonna give him a decent

53:02

amount of money though They kind of

53:04

have him been over a barrel right

53:06

now, and I wish they would show

53:08

Nico and his dad what actual Negotiating

53:10

leverage looks like because if he doesn't

53:12

go to UCLA Fresno

53:14

State like mm -hmm. Is

53:17

he learning action? Nico

53:20

in action would be I

53:22

would watch Every single Ohio

53:24

or Miami Ohio wherever he goes

53:26

I'd watch every single game on Tuesday

53:28

nights Just rooting fervently for the

53:30

other team fervently. Yeah, never heard that

53:33

one. It'd be awesome Can I

53:35

take Nico out of the night?

53:37

I don't want him at Miami. Wow.

53:39

That's big. Wow. Yeah, not even

53:41

for free Maybe

53:44

for free The

53:46

the the Nico thing pisses me off

53:48

and I get this is gonna be

53:50

my boomer boomer take of the pod

53:52

But like in college like having a

53:54

hundred dollars in my bank account was

53:56

like I'm rich. Yeah, and it's like

53:58

I understand economics I get you know

54:00

you find what you're worth but you're

54:02

not happy with two and a half

54:04

million dollars to play Tennessee wasn't it

54:06

is partly that but also he's clearly

54:08

not worth what he thought he was

54:11

yeah he wasn't worth what he was

54:13

getting yeah I think his dad is

54:15

like we can do better oh yeah

54:17

he still thinks they're gonna do Nico

54:19

is kind of a kid fluencer he's

54:21

sort of that you know he's related

54:23

to DJ Ui Angale is he really

54:25

they're in the same similar circle I

54:27

believe he's cousins with DJ DJ's dad

54:29

was heavily involved in DJ's recruiting huh

54:31

so I think it I think it's

54:33

like an island boy family agency type

54:35

of situation so if you're if you're

54:37

growing up as a father of a

54:39

quarterback like that you probably you grew

54:41

up in an era where it was

54:43

like super exploit exploitative towards the students

54:45

yes they weren't making any money so

54:47

you have that mentality of like they're

54:49

gonna fuck you over so I'm gonna

54:51

fuck them over yeah they have a

54:53

chance to and in this case and

54:55

probably DJ's case too you don't always

54:57

make the best long -term choice for

54:59

him when that's the mentality going into

55:01

it yeah I was a big Ui

55:03

Angale guy I mean how could you

55:05

not be yeah I his dad was

55:07

like very intimidating if you saw him

55:09

in the stands be like I have

55:11

no choice but to root for that

55:13

guy yeah he's like 400 pounds kick

55:15

my ass kick my fucking ass his

55:17

sons are our Marines yeah this is

55:19

a Trump RBG moment that I did

55:21

not know this you're telling me for

55:24

the first time and I believe it's

55:26

yeah I looked it up it's their

55:28

cousins yeah yeah I did not know

55:30

that I used to be a big

55:32

college football recruiting guy I was on

55:34

247 sports really you were a recruiting

55:36

guy what happened I got into younger

55:38

kid influencers I went down the phase

55:40

clan rabbit hole a gateway it's a

55:42

gateway State your college no no no

55:44

I hate Penn State oh on record

55:46

hating Penn State your college football I

55:48

went to Penn State Altoona for a

55:50

year got kicked out fuck Penn State

55:52

Joe pod didn't just know Joe did

55:54

it and then I went to Temple

55:56

and I went to Temple right after

55:58

they peaked and like almost beat Notre

56:00

Dame. don't know if you guys remember.

56:02

was like a PJ Walker, Matt

56:04

Rule. And then right after

56:06

that, they just fell off a cliff

56:08

because Matt Rule left and I disavowed

56:10

Temple College Sports right now. So I'm

56:12

a free agent. Right now I'm into

56:15

the Georgia Bulldogs. Sorry about why? Eagles.

56:19

That's right. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. So

56:21

right now I'm into Georgia. We'll see, know.

56:23

So if the Eagles just started drafting Tennessee

56:25

guys, you'd be into Tennessee. 100%. Okay. Yeah.

56:27

Yeah. Had Derek Barnett for a little while.

56:29

Yeah. pretty good, but he's not Jalen Carter. He

56:32

was fine. I thought he would be

56:34

better. Same. He was supposed to be

56:36

like our Reggie White. Yeah. Yeah. Reggie

56:38

White, all -timer. All -timer. Yeah. yeah,

56:40

my college freedoms, I'm just up in

56:42

the air. Okay. You know who I

56:45

wanted the draft? I wanted Malachi Starks.

56:47

Malachi Starks. Yeah. Not a safety from Georgia.

56:49

He's from Georgia. He's a good ball

56:52

player. Okay. Again, I transitioned from college recruiting

56:54

to high school recruiting. Gotcha. You're getting

56:56

deeper in the weeds. Yeah. Before

56:58

we get more into the kid fluenter

57:00

stuff, big T, there's one other thing that

57:02

did not come across your desk. If

57:04

you have Elon, the name Elon must muted.

57:06

There's a big article today in the

57:08

Wall Street Journal about Elon and how he's

57:10

trying to repopulate the earth. Okay. And

57:12

it talked about some of the tactics

57:15

that he uses to slide into the DMs

57:17

of women online that he would like

57:19

to hang out with. Oh, goodness. Yes.

57:22

So it talked about how he

57:24

started following Ashley St. Clair

57:26

in 2023. And then

57:28

he invited her to San Francisco. And

57:30

then after they had their first night, he said, I

57:32

want you to pick a name for unborn child.

57:34

I don't think that she named it. think he ended

57:36

up naming it, but he at least made the

57:38

offer. Like, you're allowed to name this baby that you're

57:40

growing right now. And

57:43

while she was pregnant, Musk said that

57:45

she should get other women involved so that

57:47

they could have more children. He

57:49

said, to reach the level of the

57:51

pre -apocalypse legion, we will need to

57:53

use surrogate mothers. He

57:55

wrote to her a direct message as seen

57:58

by the Wall Street Journal. He

58:00

said civilization will collapse if people don't start

58:02

having more children. I think most countries should look

58:04

at birth rate as a single biggest problem.

58:06

If you don't create new people, there is no

58:08

humanity and all the politics in the world

58:10

don't matter. And he

58:12

started following this one girl,

58:15

which name, Fong, Tiffany Fong, I

58:17

believe. And he

58:19

slid into her DMs as

58:22

well. And he was like,

58:24

I noticed that you're a prominent crypto

58:26

influencer. I would like to offer to

58:28

have a baby with you. So he

58:30

made the offer, which is very,

58:32

very kind of wait. He's sending formal,

58:34

like, offers at this

58:36

point. He offered to have a baby with

58:38

her, yes. And then she refused. And

58:40

then he unfollowed her. And then

58:42

all of her views plummeted on everything.

58:44

Because like the algorithm, I think Elon wrote

58:46

it in so that if he follows

58:48

you, then everybody sees Sees

58:50

your tweets, yeah. But since she

58:53

refused to have, she declined his offer

58:55

to get her pregnant formally. He

58:57

unfollows her and then her views plummeted.

58:59

then I think she like tried

59:01

to take legal action against her unfollowing

59:03

her. Now her business is under

59:05

water. Yeah, the business is under water because she wouldn't have

59:07

a kid. I'm

59:09

going to try this right now. I'm going to

59:12

DM this girl on hinge that I've been talking to.

59:14

I would like to have a baby with you.

59:16

Yeah, if you don't, I'm going to block you. I

59:18

will kill myself. So

59:20

he took the paternity test for

59:22

Ashley St. Clair because he was

59:24

denying that it was his kid,

59:26

but they confirmed that it was.

59:28

And then he reduced her monthly

59:30

support from 100 ,000 to 40 ,000

59:32

a month and then to 20

59:34

,000 a month. So she's only

59:37

getting 20 grand a month to take

59:40

around his kid. So

59:42

yeah, this is fun. This is normal

59:44

stuff. Yeah, he's a weirdo.

59:46

Let's repopulate the earth. Let's make myself

59:48

a god on Mars. He's

59:51

committed to the bit. He is very

59:53

much. No, he lives every part of

59:55

the bit. Is it a bit or

59:57

does he think he's playing like real?

59:59

Sims like it's like all like cutaway

1:00:01

action scenes like I want to impregnate

1:00:04

this woman say yes if you're down

1:00:06

Yeah, and then it that becomes a

1:00:08

stat that he has. Yeah, it's a

1:00:10

number of 17 children I've reached new

1:00:12

high right now, and then he does

1:00:14

statistics. He's like well, okay now I'm

1:00:16

like 14 kids out of 100 offers

1:00:18

like I just got to keep going.

1:00:20

Yeah, it's all yeah all the numbers

1:00:22

game for Yeah, is very

1:00:24

strange. I mean you hear the

1:00:26

term fuck you money a lot He

1:00:28

he has enough money Fuck

1:00:30

me money. That's what he's right He

1:00:33

has enough money that he can just do

1:00:35

the the craziest weirdest shit You've ever heard

1:00:37

of and then it but even if it

1:00:39

becomes public like no, it doesn't matter He'll

1:00:41

just he can just keep doing it. Yeah

1:00:43

the fact that like this headline isn't like

1:00:45

taking him Like you know what? He's just

1:00:47

brushing shit off all this weird shit doesn't

1:00:49

matter. It's like yes, so yeah Yeah, I

1:00:51

did I want to repopulate. I'm sorry. I'm

1:00:53

sorry that I'm trying to save the world

1:00:55

I'm trying to do a service. Let me

1:00:57

fuck you the only way listen You don't

1:00:59

understand the only way that we can save

1:01:01

the planet is if we fuck if we

1:01:03

yeah You have to save the world together.

1:01:05

Yeah, that's I mean it's a good strategy.

1:01:08

I guess if it works I'm gonna give

1:01:10

that a whirl dude having having earth saving

1:01:12

sex would must be mind -blowing. Oh, yeah. Oh

1:01:14

That bust yeah, I don't know if I

1:01:16

could bust a lot of pressure. is a

1:01:18

lot of pressure Like yeah, if I can't

1:01:20

get it up then we're all gonna die

1:01:22

I need a pop like eight Romans. He

1:01:25

definitely like he has a doctor that he

1:01:27

goes to he's like this I have to

1:01:29

have this prescription because if I don't then

1:01:31

everyone's going to die. Yeah Here's the question

1:01:33

though. Does he does he really believe that

1:01:35

is he I? Think

1:01:37

he does well, but if he

1:01:39

really believes it, do you think

1:01:41

he's having sex with women of

1:01:43

varying? Attractiveness

1:01:46

levels no Right,

1:01:48

so then does he actually believe well

1:01:50

here's the gymnastics he can pull at

1:01:52

that point It's like we have to

1:01:54

create attractive offspring. Okay, that then they can

1:01:56

have sex if I create unattractive offspring

1:01:58

then I might as well not have

1:02:00

kids at all because they won't have

1:02:02

kids. Okay. Interesting. Now

1:02:04

with Jeff Bezos, I don't think that Jeff Bezos

1:02:06

believes in it the way that Elon believes. I

1:02:08

think Jeff Bezos sees Elon and he's like, I

1:02:10

got to keep up with Elon. Elon's

1:02:12

doing all this stuff. So I got

1:02:14

to do jiu -jitsu. I got to

1:02:17

get on TRT. I got to start banging

1:02:19

some strange. I got to

1:02:21

go to Mars. I think the work around

1:02:23

to all of this is just take

1:02:25

Nikki Smokes and drop him at a college

1:02:27

campus with no condoms. There you go.

1:02:29

And just repopulate the world. Yeah. There should

1:02:31

be a branch of the military that's

1:02:33

just all horny people. The f**k Team Six.

1:02:37

What percentage pay cut do you think he would

1:02:39

take to do that? That was a big

1:02:41

Clowntonio Brown moment right there. Seal

1:02:43

Team Sex was right there.

1:02:45

F**k. Yeah. Yeah. Damn.

1:02:47

Seal Team Sex. Yeah. All right.

1:02:49

Let's rewind that. Let's

1:02:51

start a branch in the military. We'll call

1:02:54

it to repopulate the world. We'll call it

1:02:56

Seal Team Sex. Nice. Nice. Good

1:02:58

one. That had a good pop on it

1:03:00

right there. it. Nailed it. What

1:03:02

were we sent back to? I said what percentage pay

1:03:04

cut would Nikki Smokes take to have that be

1:03:06

his job? I mean,

1:03:08

it almost already is, but... But

1:03:12

for his formal... We're saying to

1:03:14

get fired. Like

1:03:16

he has to take this job.

1:03:19

He has to go f**k. Yeah.

1:03:21

He has to go. He just moves

1:03:23

back to Gainesville, Florida. I'd say 50%.

1:03:25

Oh, it's way more than that. think

1:03:27

he'd do it for free, my friend.

1:03:29

Well, it also depends on what the

1:03:31

child support ramifications are going to be.

1:03:33

Right, right. I think if Barstool paid

1:03:35

child support, he would do I think

1:03:37

he'd do it for 15 grand a

1:03:39

year. Like

1:03:41

enough to have the

1:03:43

shittiest apartment in Central Florida.

1:03:47

And barracks? Yeah. He

1:03:50

would have to get stipend for bags. Sure.

1:03:52

They have to provide him bags. Sure. That's

1:03:54

got to be in the contract in somewhere. Yeah,

1:03:58

I think he would do it. I think f**k.

1:04:00

Do it 15 20 grand a year. Yeah. Yeah,

1:04:02

go fuck. I really like steel team sex though

1:04:04

Who would be our best thought who would we send

1:04:06

out to repopulate like we could drop Nick Teraney

1:04:08

in Japan? Yeah, we

1:04:10

could drop Pete

1:04:13

Davidson anywhere He'd

1:04:16

be yeah, well it could be anywhere

1:04:18

yet Pete Davidson. He's definitely a top

1:04:20

fucker. Yeah, Mincy just put Mincy grow

1:04:22

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1:04:26

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1:05:28

so Piper

1:05:32

real, but by the way,

1:05:34

can we are we exempting the

1:05:36

Rizzler and AJ and big

1:05:38

justice from this entire conversation? Well,

1:05:41

yeah, because they're clearly first

1:05:43

of all, they've Dominated American culture

1:05:45

for over a year. Secondly,

1:05:47

they're they're handlers say for

1:05:49

over a year like that's that's our attention span

1:05:51

right now That might as well. I mean

1:05:53

that they might as well be Elvis for in

1:05:55

this day and age Yeah, their handlers clearly

1:05:57

have their best interest at heart handlers The

1:06:04

justice has parents the Rizzler just

1:06:06

kind of exists as a father

1:06:08

what is the Rizzler's dad up

1:06:10

to like this does any part

1:06:12

of it bother him that it's

1:06:14

like the entire world thinks that

1:06:16

my son belongs to somebody else

1:06:18

I think the paycheck is fine

1:06:20

do you remember the og Rizzler

1:06:22

videos where his dad would like

1:06:25

taunt buying toys in front of

1:06:27

him yeah like four yeah yeah

1:06:29

that would be like oh you

1:06:31

want this toy today you're not

1:06:33

gonna get it I've seen the

1:06:35

the old Wolverine video that's a

1:06:37

classic classic that makes me the

1:06:39

only thing I think I think

1:06:41

this might have been Brandon's take

1:06:43

one time like are they purposely

1:06:45

not feeding him vegetables Brandon just

1:06:47

hates Brandon hates joy and he

1:06:50

hates the joy that the Rizzler

1:06:52

gives to America and the rest

1:06:54

of the world yeah also Brandon's

1:06:56

mind like macaroni and cheese is

1:06:58

a vegetable fried okra yeah side

1:07:00

dishes mashed potatoes Brandon just where's

1:07:02

the gravy you only die scurvy

1:07:04

he's just mad he's not insanely

1:07:06

famous for being fat himself I

1:07:08

worked on this body for 50

1:07:10

years and haven't seen boo I

1:07:12

should have just let myself go

1:07:15

I curse my dad for making

1:07:17

me have that one carrot they

1:07:19

have been a little too quiet

1:07:21

recently though I'm worried how they're

1:07:23

planning something yeah it's either something

1:07:25

massive is coming or they've fallen

1:07:27

off it's I'm so we're in

1:07:29

that kid influencer era where it's

1:07:31

like what happens when you do

1:07:33

fall off like that that is

1:07:35

the scary part in my head

1:07:37

like if AJ or big justice

1:07:40

don't keep this up they're 30

1:07:42

years old they're they

1:07:44

the money the well has has run

1:07:46

dry are you just working in sales

1:07:48

now like are you trying to find

1:07:50

younger you I like to think that

1:07:52

they're getting good financial advice I would

1:07:54

hope so they're connected with so many

1:07:56

like they're mainstream now yeah so they

1:07:58

they have talent agents and probably access

1:08:00

to 4 -1K. Yeah, good accountants and things

1:08:02

like that. So I like to imagine

1:08:04

that they're saving some of that money.

1:08:06

But yeah, I mean,

1:08:09

if you lose your online

1:08:11

clout at some point, you're

1:08:13

not going to be happy. Like you were

1:08:15

30 years old and you have no following and

1:08:17

everyone just roast you. Yeah, they just walk

1:08:19

up to you and they go, boom. Yeah, can

1:08:22

you say boom? Yeah, do it. He

1:08:24

will come out with another song

1:08:26

in like 15 years. And

1:08:28

it's going to bring in the boom

1:08:30

back. Oh, yeah. And that's going to

1:08:32

hit. then it'll fall off

1:08:35

after that. Yeah, the series that's

1:08:37

on Netflix right now is called

1:08:39

Bad Influence, the dark side of

1:08:41

kidfluencing. The one term that

1:08:43

makes me want to puke is

1:08:45

momager. For your

1:08:47

mom manager. So I watched the

1:08:49

trailer for this. I was like, you

1:08:51

know what, I'm going to watch

1:08:53

other videos about this. I'm going to

1:08:56

read about it, but I cannot.

1:08:58

I can't sit through an entire series

1:09:00

on the kidfluencing sphere. Well, I

1:09:02

thought it was going to be like

1:09:04

the sphere, like the whole thing.

1:09:06

just about this one family. And the

1:09:08

mom's just one of the worst

1:09:10

to ever do it. Yeah, she's actually

1:09:12

nuts. It's about Piper Raquel. And

1:09:16

her mom came up

1:09:18

with this whole thing called,

1:09:20

was it Piper's crew

1:09:22

or Piper's squad? Yeah,

1:09:25

I'm sorry. Piper's squad that starts to involve

1:09:27

like Piper's cousins and then random actors that

1:09:29

she would pull in. She's had, she has

1:09:31

hired dudes to play Piper's dad and done

1:09:33

videos with, I guess her dad is not

1:09:35

in the picture. She'll pay an actor to

1:09:37

come out and like play her dad and

1:09:39

be like, I want you to have this

1:09:41

conversation with this guy who's pretending to be

1:09:43

your dad and be like, are you going

1:09:46

to come out to see any of my

1:09:48

tours? Like you don't hang out with me.

1:09:50

And then her dad's like, yeah, you know,

1:09:52

like, I guess, like it's kind of, it's

1:09:54

good that you're doing this stuff. I'm happy

1:09:56

for you, but no, I'm not going to

1:09:58

like support you. That, that is. And then

1:10:00

she pretends to. Crying shit. Oh Jesus. Yeah,

1:10:02

it's pretty messed up. They're cosplaying like family

1:10:04

now like that is That's

1:10:07

disgusting and they've had like actors come out

1:10:09

to pretend to be her boyfriend or somebody that

1:10:11

she has a crush on I Hate

1:10:13

that. Yeah, it stinks. It stinks And there

1:10:15

was this one video that her mom got

1:10:17

in a little bit of trouble for she

1:10:20

had like a 17 year old boy come

1:10:22

over to the house and I think Piper

1:10:24

was 14 at the time They're making some

1:10:26

video and then her mom started to try

1:10:28

to make out with a 17 year old

1:10:30

boy and Was

1:10:32

she drunk at the time? Yeah, I think

1:10:34

she I think they were all drinking

1:10:36

like she gave them alcohol the kids. Oh

1:10:39

No, she's a cool mom.

1:10:41

Yeah, like other moms. Yeah, so

1:10:43

she I think she was

1:10:45

a Beauty pageant mom for a while,

1:10:47

right? Yes, that makes sense. Yeah, it's kind of

1:10:49

the same thing. It's like I'm not getting enough

1:10:51

attention So I'm gonna go ahead

1:10:54

and try to make my own channel and

1:10:56

my own reality show out of this. Yeah,

1:10:58

I Can't do that

1:11:00

whole like like I'll I'll watch

1:11:02

fucking, you know, baby Gronk and and

1:11:04

and hate and but but once

1:11:06

you get like, you know The the

1:11:08

paid actors involved and the mom

1:11:11

is setting up scenes. Yeah for the

1:11:13

kid to rehearse I do it

1:11:15

ethically when I watch baby Gronk content

1:11:17

meaning I watch it from people

1:11:19

that have like screen recorded on their

1:11:21

phone Yeah, second hand those people

1:11:23

have posted it onto Twitter and then

1:11:26

roasted. What's happening with baby Gronk?

1:11:28

I watch baby Gronk exclusively through the

1:11:30

sec burner verse. Yeah. Yeah, baby

1:11:32

Gronk is an example where The

1:11:35

kid fluency has gone too

1:11:37

far His dad

1:11:39

should be it's it's giving

1:11:41

like Nico's dad. Yeah.

1:11:43

Yeah, not dissimilar He

1:11:46

lives a sad life. Yeah, but

1:11:48

is he going to be Is

1:11:51

he making money? Are

1:11:53

you happy? I don't think yeah,

1:11:55

I don't I don't either. There's

1:11:57

definitely some real shady startup that

1:11:59

have like paid them to endorse

1:12:01

stuff? Maybe, - Can I say something?

1:12:04

No. Is it worse

1:12:06

if he's not getting paid? Like

1:12:08

Baby Gronk specifically, yes. Because

1:12:10

like trying, they're clearly trying very

1:12:12

hard. it's in terms

1:12:14

of just like the exploitation, like, and

1:12:17

this is gonna sound so weird,

1:12:20

but like at least these kids

1:12:22

are hopefully getting, like getting money

1:12:24

put in an escrow or something.

1:12:27

If Baby Gronk is just

1:12:29

like laid between two like

1:12:31

women in thong bikinis. And

1:12:35

that's just his life. And that's how

1:12:37

he grows up. And then he also

1:12:39

doesn't get any financial. I

1:12:42

think that is what's happening, yeah. Like, again,

1:12:44

not money makes it okay,

1:12:46

obviously it doesn't, but like to

1:12:48

do all of this and

1:12:51

then like genuinely what is the

1:12:53

benefit there? You know, you

1:12:55

said Nico's dad, Nico has a

1:12:57

brother named Madden. Baby

1:12:59

Gronk's name is Madden. Both of the

1:13:01

dads named their kid Madden. Interesting. And

1:13:05

actually I'm not gonna say that. What?

1:13:07

Never mind. I know somebody else who named

1:13:09

their kid Madden. I just

1:13:11

don't know if that's public or not. So I'm not

1:13:13

gonna say it. Yeah. So

1:13:16

if you have a million followers,

1:13:18

how many does Baby Gronk have? On

1:13:21

Instagram or Twitter? What

1:13:23

do you think he's - Twitter, he's

1:13:25

low. Instagram is. Instagram, let's see. He

1:13:28

has 690 ,000. Okay, so he's

1:13:30

probably pulling in, if he

1:13:32

was selling sponsored posts about 15

1:13:34

grand. Because

1:13:37

it says if you have a million followers, you

1:13:39

can, yeah, per post.

1:13:42

So if you have a million followers,

1:13:44

according to Goldman Sachs, then you can

1:13:46

earn upwards of 20 ,000. Wait, he has

1:13:49

a video. I was just playing her.

1:13:51

opened I just opened it, too. He

1:13:53

is, he's posted up with Piper Raquel.

1:13:56

Is he really? Yes. Like last week.

1:13:58

And he's two weeks ago. He put

1:14:01

a gigantic fake diamond chain around

1:14:03

her neck that says eye -heart baddies And

1:14:06

it says diamonds are forever. How old

1:14:08

are they right now? So baby Gronk I

1:14:10

remember I think they said he was

1:14:12

when he was doing the like football thing.

1:14:14

This says fifth grade Yeah, I think

1:14:16

they said he was the class of 2030

1:14:19

so like So he's like a

1:14:21

eighth grade now like fifth

1:14:23

early. Yeah, like six or seventh

1:14:25

grade Piper

1:14:28

Raquel is 17 This

1:14:31

is so also I think from what

1:14:33

I'm from what I'm seeing on her Instagram.

1:14:35

She's teasing starting and only

1:14:37

fans No,

1:14:41

that illegal illegal

1:14:44

That's just like the content that is

1:14:46

being posted is like she is

1:14:48

in like Micro micro mini mini jeans

1:14:50

shorts. Is she teasing it or

1:14:52

is her mom teasing? mean, it's her

1:14:55

page She has six

1:14:57

point two million followers like I was

1:14:59

saying earlier like I like who is

1:15:01

this woman or girl Six

1:15:03

point two million followers. I guess another

1:15:05

video posted with baby girl. There's like

1:15:07

three of them I've never heard of

1:15:09

Piper Raquel until right now same. It's

1:15:11

insane. I That is

1:15:14

what is happening there is you

1:15:16

know get a bat like I'm all

1:15:18

for people getting paid Mm -hmm if

1:15:20

you want to get paid, but

1:15:22

I don't know ethically It's not getting

1:15:24

paid like that because it's all

1:15:26

the parents right the parents are pushing

1:15:28

these kids Yeah, I mean no

1:15:30

no ten -year -old is like I want

1:15:32

to make YouTube videos and yeah

1:15:34

It's probably fun for them to a

1:15:36

certain point, but then once the

1:15:38

like it's so sexualizing Yeah, that's like

1:15:40

filming once it's sexualized That's what

1:15:42

I'm like delete this off the face

1:15:44

of the planet nuke the war

1:15:46

nuke wherever whatever town They live in

1:15:48

fucking blow it up. So the

1:15:50

mom of Piper I want to just

1:15:52

assume that it's all Florida We

1:15:56

know where they live Florida

1:15:59

or Utah Yeah. It's not Utah.

1:16:01

Not Utah. But

1:16:03

the mom, so there was a

1:16:05

guy that was like stalking this

1:16:07

girl. That's close. Where in

1:16:09

Georgia? Just says Georgia. Wait,

1:16:11

Piper Racalette says she lives in LA. Oh.

1:16:14

probably had to move out. Yeah. Yeah,

1:16:16

yeah, yeah. And there was a

1:16:18

guy who was like stalking her and

1:16:20

the mom sent him pictures of her

1:16:23

in exchange for like expensive

1:16:25

gifts. Like she should be in

1:16:27

prison. Yeah. So I want to take

1:16:29

back something I said a second ago, which is that

1:16:32

no 10 -year -old wants to be a YouTube star. That's

1:16:34

probably not true. No, I think a lot of them

1:16:36

would love it. But I think this isn't YouTube. This

1:16:39

isn't like, what's that one kid that

1:16:41

unboxes all the toys and makes like millions

1:16:43

of dollars? Whatever that is. Oh. He

1:16:45

was in the documentary. I

1:16:47

love how you say that. I

1:16:49

know. I see mine. I know who

1:16:51

you're talking about, my dog. Okay, whoever

1:16:53

that kid is, that's I think a

1:16:56

different level and different type versus like

1:16:58

these children. Like Baby Gronk.

1:17:00

Ryan's World. Yes. difference

1:17:03

between Baby Gronk and like the Maryland

1:17:05

Foodie Boys. Yes. Yes. Totally. We're like love

1:17:07

of the game. We want to make

1:17:09

a fucking podcast. Maryland

1:17:11

Foodie Boys, again, do like obviously it's not

1:17:13

meant for someone like my age or whatever.

1:17:15

like Maryland Foodie Boys, you can almost be

1:17:18

like, that's what like me and my friends

1:17:20

would have done at 12 if we had

1:17:22

a video camera and we were just talking

1:17:24

about how much we loved a Big Mac.

1:17:26

Yeah. Like there's a level, there's a level

1:17:28

of innocence to it versus this is a

1:17:30

level of... You care about the stuff that

1:17:32

you're saying as opposed to this, which is

1:17:34

just like you're going to do this because

1:17:37

people will watch it. Let me

1:17:39

hire an actor to play, to

1:17:41

play your, your deadbeat dad. Yeah.

1:17:43

Yeah, exactly. Or like

1:17:45

to play your boyfriend. Right. And

1:17:47

then it's also weird because she

1:17:49

like Piper Raquel has like a

1:17:52

tour. Like she goes on tour.

1:17:54

Do people go? Yeah, I'm assuming.

1:17:56

she do? That's like, I think

1:17:58

it's like she... He has a

1:18:00

story highlight of it on her

1:18:02

Instagram and it's like these theaters

1:18:05

are like venues that are just,

1:18:07

she's on stage. And

1:18:12

I could not begin to

1:18:14

guess what they're doing. We guys

1:18:16

talking about Ryan's world? Yes.

1:18:18

The unboxing guy. So he earns

1:18:20

30 million a year on

1:18:23

YouTube. Holy fuck. Just

1:18:25

on YouTube. got 39 million

1:18:27

subscribers. And

1:18:29

he got his own feature film

1:18:31

in 2024, Ryan's world, the movie

1:18:33

Titan universe adventure. That's a great

1:18:35

name. Yeah. great name. Yeah, that's

1:18:37

sick. It premiered at the

1:18:39

Cleveland International Film Festival. Shout out. And

1:18:43

it got released in theaters on

1:18:45

August 6th, 2024. It

1:18:47

grossed $624 ,000, but it cost

1:18:49

10 million to make. Oh my

1:18:51

gosh. Guess the rating on IMDb

1:18:53

for Ryan's world, the movie Titan

1:18:55

universe adventure. Did

1:18:58

they smoke, I'm guessing they smoke the

1:19:00

fuck out of him. 2 .8. 18?

1:19:03

It's out of 10? Out of 10. No,

1:19:05

I think it's gonna be good.

1:19:07

You think it's gonna be? 6 .4.

1:19:09

Mad Dog McKenzie? 1 .9. I'll

1:19:12

say 5 .4. Mad

1:19:14

Dog was very close, it's 1

1:19:16

.8. Wow. Damn. Damn.

1:19:18

Did a kid like that? All

1:19:21

right, so let me see what the plot

1:19:23

of this movie is. Okay,

1:19:25

plot. performs a magic trick with

1:19:27

fellow YouTuber Dan Rhodes in a live

1:19:29

stream, which is interrupted when Ryan

1:19:31

finds out that his sisters, M and

1:19:34

Kate, stole goo needed for the

1:19:36

trick. Where's my goo? After

1:19:39

confronting his series for vandalizing his

1:19:41

items, sisters for vandalizing his

1:19:43

items, Ryan and his friend Aiden

1:19:45

head to dab -jib comics. I'm

1:19:48

gonna, is that something backwards? Big

1:19:50

bad, it's big bad backwards. Where after

1:19:52

completing a favor for Clark, the store's

1:19:54

owner, they're both given access to a

1:19:56

secret room in the store where Ryan finds

1:19:58

a comic book, - energizing his work. He

1:20:00

steals the comic and returns home when

1:20:02

he sees that M and Kate have

1:20:04

vandalized another one of his toys. M

1:20:08

and Kate then notice the comic book starting to

1:20:10

come to life and upon opening the book they're

1:20:12

told by a unicorn who is actually one of

1:20:14

the book's villains, dark titan in

1:20:16

disguise to enter the book so that they

1:20:18

can impress Ryan. When Ryan returns to

1:20:21

apologize to his sisters, he finds out that

1:20:23

they've entered the comic book, and he

1:20:25

enters the comic book world on his own

1:20:27

to save his sisters, leaving an aiding

1:20:29

behind to prevent Ryan's father from realizing that

1:20:31

his children have disappeared. So

1:20:33

that's kind of the plot line. Stick to

1:20:35

toys, bitch. Fuck all that. You open

1:20:37

up boxes, pick up the scissors again, Ryan.

1:20:39

Yeah, pick up the scissors and get

1:20:42

fucking opening. What happened to, you know, Charlie

1:20:44

bit my finger? Yeah, that's what I'm

1:20:46

looking for. I'm looking for organic. You don't

1:20:48

need a fucking movie when you're when

1:20:50

you're 10 years old. I agree. Keep it

1:20:52

simple. I like and look, this

1:20:54

is going to come off weird. And you

1:20:56

guys know what I'm saying. I like my

1:20:58

kid influencers raw. Okay, I want them making

1:21:00

content without production value. There's

1:21:02

a guy, Kyle Martin, I like

1:21:04

a lot. He's like a like

1:21:06

a high schooler in New York

1:21:08

that he's the guy that asked

1:21:10

Jake Paul's body count at the

1:21:12

Paul Tyson fight. Just a funny

1:21:14

kid doing man on the street

1:21:16

skateboarding, making content. And there was

1:21:18

one more that I actually liked.

1:21:20

There's a kid, Nelson Newman. Okay,

1:21:23

what does he do? He plays

1:21:25

a Rod Wave elite OT basketball.

1:21:27

He's just like this little like

1:21:29

probably five, two foot kid that

1:21:31

balls in like the AAU circuit.

1:21:33

And he's funny to watch. How

1:21:35

many kids would you say you're

1:21:37

following these days? I

1:21:40

rotate, I keep it under 10. So I don't

1:21:42

settle off any alarms. Rotate

1:21:44

kids in and out. You keep the

1:21:47

age under 10 or under 10? the

1:21:49

amount. Do you feel guilty at all

1:21:51

when you unfollow one of them? No,

1:21:54

it's a cold world. Get out there.

1:21:57

Earn a new follower. And

1:22:00

look, I don't actively seek them out

1:22:02

just my algorithm is built for a

1:22:04

high schooler. I'm watching high school I'm

1:22:06

watching like Prankers that go

1:22:08

into a home goods and scream you

1:22:10

guys see in those scream videos Heston

1:22:12

James That's my shit. Okay. Like

1:22:14

I don't know jackass for it's like jackass

1:22:17

for high schooler Yeah, which I mean that's

1:22:19

you could argue that's the most pure form

1:22:21

of jackass a hundred percent the best things

1:22:23

that they do in That show is like

1:22:25

yeah, I would definitely do that if I

1:22:27

was 13 and I probably did do it

1:22:29

I just didn't record it. We didn't have

1:22:31

tic -toc to upload it to yeah kids even

1:22:34

watch like shows and movies anymore No, they

1:22:36

just watch this I I'm I've talked a

1:22:38

little a little sass about this He has

1:22:40

a younger siblings and he tried to like

1:22:42

watch a movie with his younger siblings and

1:22:44

they don't do movies I can only imagine

1:22:46

they're longer than eight minutes two hours might

1:22:48

as well be a fucking might as well

1:22:51

be 10 years like you said with the

1:22:53

you know the The Rizzler

1:22:55

big justice are on a

1:22:57

one -year run like that's pretty

1:22:59

much a decade Yeah, so according

1:23:01

to a study by precise

1:23:03

TV Kids age

1:23:05

2 to 12 85 % of

1:23:07

them watch YouTube less than

1:23:09

half 41 % watch broadcast

1:23:12

TV live or recorded. Yep, so

1:23:14

it's not just movies. Just

1:23:16

that's shockingly high TV shows 40

1:23:18

Well live TV. Yeah

1:23:20

Like they're not watching sports or sports

1:23:22

in trouble until their sports might be

1:23:24

a trouble We got to figure out

1:23:26

how to make like I mean cricket

1:23:28

did this The old -school purists would say

1:23:31

that cricket is sold out recently Oh,

1:23:33

because they figured out a way to

1:23:35

to make like the three -day test

1:23:37

matches To shorten them to being like

1:23:39

three hours long damn the diehard cricket

1:23:41

fans are like This society is fucked

1:23:43

because we can't sit down and watch

1:23:45

a three -day cricket match anymore Yeah,

1:23:48

our attention span is reduced to just

1:23:50

like a three -hour cricket match, but yeah,

1:23:52

we're gonna figure out how to make like

1:23:54

basketball It's just

1:23:56

gonna be like you get one possession

1:23:58

and if you cross the other guy up

1:24:00

doesn't make it doesn't matter if you

1:24:02

make the shot if you cross them up

1:24:05

and embarrass them and then people run

1:24:07

on the court swinging towels but that's got

1:24:09

yeah then you win yep i mean

1:24:11

like i think we've done more of that

1:24:13

than you even realize like the nba

1:24:15

in season tournament like that's nonsense yeah uh

1:24:17

baseball i actually kind of like the

1:24:19

stuff baseball's done now but i i wasn't

1:24:21

a proponent of it to begin with

1:24:23

the pitch clock and all that um football

1:24:25

i guess hasn't done a ton seven

1:24:28

seven seven on seven with the with the

1:24:30

little helmets no offensive line just all

1:24:32

skill positions yeah that could easily be the

1:24:34

future of the NFL in 100 years 50

1:24:37

100 years baseball might just become

1:24:39

a homerun a homerun derby i agree

1:24:41

big to you i'm out once

1:24:43

you get the big guys out of

1:24:45

football why are we watching yeah what are

1:24:47

we gonna do with but it's one of

1:24:49

the big guys gonna do big guys won't

1:24:51

have jobs anymore yeah it's not even just

1:24:53

that you can't run the ball run

1:24:55

the fucking football run the damn yeah that's

1:24:58

yeah kids aren't gonna know about smash mouth

1:25:00

football and you know who you know who

1:25:02

was a seven on seven god niko yeah

1:25:04

that guy looks great in seven on

1:25:06

seven wearing his fucking pajama pants then you

1:25:08

put him out there on a football field

1:25:10

with a helmet on runs around like a

1:25:12

chicken with his head cut off we gotta

1:25:14

do something about this this is what

1:25:16

i'm concerned about now is the future of

1:25:18

sports in america the extinction of offensive linemen

1:25:21

yeah and full backs it's like you know

1:25:23

when you look at darwin and his finches

1:25:25

they all have different beaks that they had

1:25:27

that he studied and so if there

1:25:29

was a small change then the the birds

1:25:31

that had the shorter beaks they were going

1:25:33

to be the first ones to go extinct

1:25:35

okay it was like a warning sign that

1:25:37

maybe some of the other ones with

1:25:39

the shorter beaks later we're also going to

1:25:41

be in trouble full backs have been going

1:25:43

extinct for the last 30 years 25 years

1:25:46

pretty much to now we're at the point

1:25:48

where you know only a few college

1:25:50

programs use them only a few nfl programs

1:25:52

use them that's a warning sign that like

1:25:54

okay full backs are dying we got to

1:25:56

keep an eye out for the offensive linemen

1:25:58

now yeah well even even what we're

1:26:00

seeing it happen right now with tight ends

1:26:02

tight ends are just becoming guys that can

1:26:04

play power forward in the NBA or just,

1:26:06

you know, freak receivers exactly. This is sad.

1:26:09

So tell me what you think about

1:26:11

this. This does put us in a precarious

1:26:13

position because it kind of makes us handlers. But

1:26:16

I think we need to... I'm a

1:26:18

fanager. Okay. I prefer

1:26:20

that term. I think we

1:26:22

need to implement a kid

1:26:24

fluencer, maybe, what'd you say,

1:26:26

the Kaisenot group is called?

1:26:28

house, the AMP. AMP. So

1:26:30

we need to make an AMP

1:26:32

of kids that love football. And

1:26:35

they're like, so there's this thing. If you

1:26:37

go outside and you got this ball and you

1:26:39

can play and you can just hit each

1:26:41

other and then we teach the kids that... So

1:26:43

they're watching YouTube and they're like, maybe we should

1:26:45

go outside and play this fucking football thing.

1:26:47

Like, that looks awesome. Mm -hmm. Yeah. then that's

1:26:49

how we keep the game alive. Okay. Yeah. You're

1:26:51

also kind of talking about just college football. Like,

1:26:54

let's No, no, no, no. These

1:26:56

are... 16, 17 -year -old kids. Make

1:26:58

them live in the same place

1:27:00

together and then move them outside

1:27:02

and practice football. Sure. But this

1:27:04

is made... This is an exclusive

1:27:06

for YouTube thing. Got it. And

1:27:08

it's like 10 -year -olds. Okay. It's

1:27:11

NFL. Oh. What

1:27:13

about this? Let's go.

1:27:15

It's Influence. And

1:27:17

then the NFL... Yeah,

1:27:19

yeah. ...and Influence is capitalized.

1:27:21

you're joking. No other

1:27:23

letters are. Right. Right. I

1:27:25

mean, that's going to be a... That's going

1:27:27

a... to be a marketing slogan for the NFL

1:27:29

within 10 years. Yeah. Influence.

1:27:33

And then NFL. And it's just going to

1:27:35

be short -form content of kids doing Oklahoma drills.

1:27:37

Yes. And being like, isn't this sick? Yes.

1:27:39

Isn't this cool? Yeah, We have to save

1:27:41

football. I like that. We can save football.

1:27:43

We can be the Elon Musk of football.

1:27:45

We can colonize football. We should work on

1:27:47

that. Do they even let you do Oklahoma

1:27:49

drills anymore? Probably not. Yeah. I

1:27:52

don't think that there was a big point

1:27:54

to doing Oklahoma drills, just besides that it

1:27:56

made you tougher. Right. We did board drills.

1:27:58

You know what that is? You line up

1:28:00

about the width of this scarf, a board

1:28:02

that's like a yard long, one guy on

1:28:04

each side, and then you just ram into

1:28:07

each other. Oh, from the board? Okay. Yeah.

1:28:09

And we would do that for 45 minutes.

1:28:11

Is that when you were you both laying

1:28:13

down at the start of it? No. It's

1:28:15

just you're in a three -point stance and

1:28:17

you just hit. I love that. I love

1:28:19

that. We got, we got, in high school,

1:28:21

we got killed in a spring scrimmage one

1:28:23

time by a team that was not as

1:28:25

good as us. And after the scrimmage, we

1:28:27

did board drills for like an hour at

1:28:29

10 o 'clock. I'm going to toughen

1:28:31

you up. Yeah. One way or the other,

1:28:33

son. Yeah. We did that one time after

1:28:35

a rugby game. We also lost this one.

1:28:38

We struggled making tackles from behind in that

1:28:40

game, and it might have had something to

1:28:42

do with the fact that the other team

1:28:44

was much bigger, stronger, and faster than us.

1:28:46

So we couldn't catch up to them and

1:28:48

tackle them after they were already getting away.

1:28:50

But our coach thought we just, we lacked

1:28:52

the form, the proper form on tackling somebody

1:28:54

as they're pulling away from you. So we

1:28:56

went out to practice the next time and

1:28:58

he made us just line up and the

1:29:00

guy in the front got the ball and

1:29:02

then he got to take like two steps

1:29:04

and then, but he couldn't run full speed.

1:29:06

Yeah. So he had to run like half

1:29:08

speed and then the guy behind him had

1:29:10

to sprint up behind him and tackle him

1:29:12

to work on our form from behind. Sure.

1:29:14

The first three guys got injured doing this

1:29:16

drill because it's not a drill. Like no

1:29:18

coach would ever be like, yeah, okay, just

1:29:20

jog lightly and then get the shit kicked

1:29:22

out of you from behind as they tackle

1:29:24

you around your legs. So yeah, we lost

1:29:26

a lot of good men in the first

1:29:28

five minutes of that practice. But what we

1:29:30

need to do is get that on film,

1:29:32

make it vertical, throw some captions on it

1:29:34

with some like TikTok sounds like the gun

1:29:36

noise that they always put in videos or

1:29:38

like whatever and get that in the algorithm

1:29:40

for the young kids. Yeah, the injured drill.

1:29:43

People would watch that. A hundred percent. If

1:29:45

you were guaranteed that everybody was going to

1:29:47

have a leg injury, like ten in a

1:29:49

row. Yeah. That's how Tate's been

1:29:51

floating that around for Barstow After Dark

1:29:53

now. Yeah, just tear as many can.

1:29:55

The ACL, yeah, Barstow

1:29:57

presents the ACL. It's shocking.

1:29:59

I guess, Riggs, Torres,

1:30:01

Achilles, doing what? Basketball.

1:30:04

Basketball, yeah. Right, OK. So

1:30:06

was it pick up or was

1:30:08

it? It was the Barstool Summer Games,

1:30:10

which I actually took the gold

1:30:12

in. Yeah. Oh, yeah, me

1:30:14

too. Because I was going to say,

1:30:16

it's shocking. haven't lost an ACL in

1:30:18

Friday pick up yet. It's amazing. two

1:30:20

years. yeah. It'll happen. I think Achilles

1:30:22

might be. I mean, we

1:30:24

might get a full. I think he had like a

1:30:26

partial tear. That's the one

1:30:28

I've been thinking is going to happen. It's because you

1:30:31

get a bunch of people that are in their

1:30:33

thirties, maybe in some cases, forties playing

1:30:35

pick up. the day I thought it was

1:30:37

going to happen was when we had the Hibachi

1:30:39

out on the court, and that was a

1:30:41

Friday. And we went out there to play afterwards.

1:30:43

And the floor was like a slip and

1:30:45

slide. There was soy sauce. Oh, dude, it was

1:30:47

it was we we spent 30 minutes cleaning

1:30:49

it. And it was still rough. And I was

1:30:51

like, this is bad. This is not going

1:30:53

to end well. So there are laws that are

1:30:55

starting to pop up about kid fluencing. So

1:30:57

some states and some countries are looking at this

1:30:59

and saying, we need to we need to

1:31:01

legislate it a little bit. little bit. So

1:31:04

in France, they call it they call

1:31:06

it kid fluentures. It's a gray area. So

1:31:08

the kid isn't officially a worker, but

1:31:10

they spend their time making videos that make

1:31:12

money and they get income from them.

1:31:14

So only part of the child's influencers income

1:31:17

will be paid to the parents while

1:31:19

the balance will be placed in a special

1:31:21

savings account that the child gets when

1:31:23

they reach adulthood or legal emancipation. It

1:31:25

explicitly allows minors to assert their

1:31:27

right to be forgotten. So

1:31:29

video platforms will be required to

1:31:32

remove the child's videos upon their

1:31:34

direct request, even without the parents'

1:31:36

consent. OK, I like that. That

1:31:38

seems reasonable. Here in Illinois in

1:31:40

2023, they amended the child labor

1:31:42

law to allow teenagers over

1:31:44

the age of 18 to take legal

1:31:46

action against their parents if they get

1:31:48

featured and monetized social media videos and

1:31:50

are not properly compensated. That's

1:31:52

going to lead to some ugly court

1:31:54

cases. Yeah, that's what defines properly

1:31:57

compensated. Well, they parents have to put

1:31:59

50 percent. for a piece of

1:32:01

online content into a trust fund for

1:32:03