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Macrodos and coming on Thursday. Good

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job, guys. I

1:55

think you have to be a priest. You should be

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out of diapers that far years ago, yeah. But

2:14

yeah, it's been a very fun

2:16

four years. How's it 200 episodes? Because

2:18

we do two episodes a week. It's

2:20

technically 200 topics. Oh.

2:23

200. So

2:26

it's been probably, if

2:28

we're doing some math, around

2:30

325, but 200

2:33

top. Okay, I was gonna say I

2:35

think we do like 50 episodes a year.

2:37

Yeah All right, well

2:39

congratulations guys. Yay. We made it.

2:42

How's everyone doing today? We got Arian, Big

2:44

T, Matt, Doug, Mackenzie, whole crew here. I

2:49

had a great night last night, so. Yes, you

2:51

did. You went live. Yeah, y

2:54

'all informed me I would laugh.

2:56

After 11 o 'clock, I don't

2:58

recall. Mm

3:01

-hmm one time was the live at

3:03

like had to be around Really?

3:07

Oh, so it sounds like you don't

3:09

remember from 9 .30. Like 10 10

3:11

30 it was like around

3:13

10 10 I get a notification on

3:15

my phone when Aryan Foster has had more

3:17

than six drinks Because

3:19

he goes live Exactly or

3:21

I start getting a lot of tweet

3:23

notifications that are just videos do

3:26

be tweeting a lot when I be drinking.

3:28

Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Yeah So,

3:31

you went live. I don't

3:33

think you exposed anything Shannon Sharp like

3:35

last night. No. It was a dinner.

3:39

And someone that Erin was with was saying a

3:41

conversation and Erin just goes, you know I'm live.

3:44

And she goes, get off live. And

3:46

then it goes, life is ended. This makes

3:48

sense, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, dude,

3:50

you'd have to tell people that

3:52

you're live, right? Aryan

3:55

was not that's a bad friend move

3:57

if you go live and you don't

4:00

don't tell people that you're live? Yeah, no,

4:02

I should inform people. I should go live,

4:04

honestly, I should not go live. There

4:06

should be, yeah, your phone should have like a red

4:09

light on it. That, it should just

4:11

not be for you, it should be for everyone.

4:13

If somebody's live, I feel

4:15

like we're all, like you're not allowed to record

4:17

a conversation over the phone in most states without

4:19

having both parties consent to it, right? You

4:21

shouldn't be allowed to go live without

4:23

having both parties. Have you seen the

4:25

internship with Vince Vaughn Yes,

4:27

yes. Good movie. On the line.

4:29

Great movie, yeah, on the line.

4:31

So they created an app for

4:33

Google that says, you

4:36

can't, at a certain

4:38

time, can't dial somebody or

4:40

call somebody unless

4:42

you answer like a certain question that you could only

4:44

do when you sober. So

4:47

like, I don't know, it's like some equation,

4:49

they nerds. So it was like, that's a great

4:51

app though. Like, it's amazing,

4:53

yeah. I like that,

4:55

it's a smart idea. So

4:59

big weekend, a lot of stuff went down this

5:01

weekend. Where do you want

5:03

to start, Aaron? I'll give you three options. Kanye

5:07

West. Okay. Bonnie

5:11

Blue. Actually,

5:15

those are the only two that I'd like to start

5:17

with. Kanye West or Bonnie Blue? Let's

5:20

start with Kanye, man. So

5:23

Kanye is a Nazi again. Again,

5:25

yeah. We have now been

5:27

like reset the counter. I think we

5:29

got up to three days with

5:31

him no longer being a Nazi. so

5:33

close to him not being a

5:35

Nazi. Did he relapse back to not

5:37

being a Nazi? And then the

5:39

Nazi was his normal state or he

5:41

relapsed back into being a Nazi?

5:43

I think Kanye would, my

5:45

guess is that Kanye's gonna say, just because I was

5:47

wearing a swastika on my shirt does not mean I'm

5:49

a Nazi. Well, he had all

5:51

that inventory he had already ordered when he

5:53

was selling off. He's gonna say you're judging a

5:55

book by its cover when you look at

5:57

me and all you see is the swastika. because

5:59

you don't see past that and see the

6:02

man. don't see past the swastika. Which

6:04

is, I mean, it's shocking

6:06

to see a swastika on

6:08

a T -shirt. It is. It's

6:10

wild though. Yeah, it should

6:12

not lose, we're in

6:15

danger of having the swastika

6:17

lose that shock appeal. it's

6:19

becoming too normal. Like when

6:21

you see Kanye West wearing

6:23

one, it gets a little

6:25

bit slightly normalized in everyone's

6:27

brain that sees that. It

6:29

was one of the more shocking images

6:31

I've ever seen. She was wild. And

6:33

then he had like shirts on a,

6:35

I think it was a bed or

6:37

whatever. Yeah, he just had them laid

6:39

out in different color ways. That's

6:42

just, like, yo, you're a

6:44

Nazi. This is insane. You

6:46

made graduation. This

6:48

is crazy, you know? Kanye

6:51

West, Jesus. All

6:53

right, well, yeah, I think we said

6:55

that on last episode, right? Like we're

6:57

in the, we're so back phase of Kanye.

7:00

And then now, We're now in it

7:02

so. It's over. Yeah. It's over. And

7:04

then on Wednesday, we might be back. It's

7:07

so over that I don't even think we

7:09

can do the like, but he made graduation.

7:11

Like that's... No, but he did make graduation.

7:13

I went to two basketball games last

7:16

week and both of them played Kanye

7:18

West songs during the pregame. I was

7:20

like, oh, that's it. I guess they

7:22

haven't changed the playlist. I worked on

7:24

issues yesterday. I

7:26

don't know. I mean, not in the

7:28

mind of like, oh,

7:30

these are Nazi shoes. It's

7:32

just, he, he's a... I hope

7:34

not. He's a talented designer. He's

7:37

one of the most artistically

7:39

gifted musicians that this world has

7:41

ever seen, in my opinion. He's

7:45

just a Nazi. Like, you have

7:47

to, you got to separate the art

7:49

from the artist. Hey, it goes

7:51

back to OJ, bro. OJ

7:53

was nice. But are

7:55

you, I mean, are you gonna be like,

7:57

Hitler had some nice watercolors? He...

8:00

actually did there we go

8:02

I'm looking it up right

8:04

now I've never seen they

8:06

kind of lit like he's

8:08

not he's not a bad

8:10

artist like objectively he's not

8:12

a bad artist he's just

8:14

a Nazi is what it

8:16

is oh yeah I think

8:18

Hitler's more than just a

8:20

Nazi I would argue he's

8:22

a murderous yeah yeah yeah

8:24

he's one of the most

8:26

horrible humans ever walked for

8:28

sure mm -hmm but he's also

8:30

an okay artist all I

8:32

will say about his art

8:34

is the art school he

8:36

got rejected from must have

8:38

had some pretty high standards

8:40

better better artists than George

8:42

W. Bush I think so

8:44

I haven't studied bushes that

8:46

much but these are they're

8:48

not bad paintings if you

8:50

just okay they're good paintings

8:52

I is what it is

8:54

like his atrocities are his

8:56

atrocities we can all agree

8:58

on that well I guess

9:00

we can't but I don't

9:03

think we can the majority

9:05

of the same people can

9:07

agree that he's a monster

9:09

but the motherfucker paint like

9:11

it is what it is

9:13

also there's a bunch yeah

9:15

he was an artist like

9:17

you really was should have

9:19

let him into school maybe

9:21

that would have changed his

9:23

heart who knows I don't

9:25

but Kanye can make some

9:27

great shoes he makes him

9:29

he makes amazing music like

9:31

even his his his latest

9:33

shit he put out a

9:35

little snippet it's so dope

9:37

like it's just so amazing

9:39

but he's just a fucking

9:41

Nazi and it's weird to

9:43

say that cuz he heard

9:45

that I heard that he

9:47

doesn't have a prenup with

9:49

Bianca oh she so what

9:51

so how much money is

9:53

she is she gonna get

9:55

walk away with a lot

9:57

if it's like he walks

9:59

away I read it online

10:01

but I wish there was

10:03

a song that could have

10:06

I can't take credit for

10:08

that joke. She's

10:11

gonna leave with half

10:13

so can she actually

10:15

leave with half if

10:18

they're legally married. Yeah.

10:20

Are they're married. Yeah.

10:22

I believe so. Wow.

10:28

Even if it's not his first marriage and

10:30

he went into that marriage with all that

10:32

money pre -existing she can just get half. I

10:35

believe so. I hope she does. mean

10:37

I think if I unless it's

10:39

wrapped up in like trusts or no

10:41

it don't matter what it's wrapped

10:43

up in she got it really. Yeah

10:45

if you marry and you get

10:47

in you get half though it's it's

10:49

bullshit but that's that's the law

10:51

of the land. But

10:53

in this case I I'm

10:55

happy. Oh yeah. That

10:57

might be good for her. Maybe.

10:59

Yeah whatever I don't know if it's gonna

11:01

humble. Yeah yeah that was that was you

11:03

think he's gonna get introspective. Like maybe the

11:06

problem is is you Kanye. Yeah.

11:09

Yeah look in the mirror. Wait what am

11:11

I wearing. Oh god. What have I done. Who

11:14

made these threads. Yeah.

11:17

All right. So that's that's a Kanye update.

11:19

Well you did. Did you even mention

11:21

the Dave the most important part that that

11:23

he was going after Dave. Yeah. Yeah

11:25

because I well again it's the whole shit

11:27

coin thing I don't really understand it.

11:29

So Kanye started sending some wild tweets and

11:31

then Dave pointed out that Kanye might

11:34

be launching a shit coin. I'm assuming that

11:36

Dave had some sort of behind the

11:38

scenes intel on that. And it was like

11:40

I think that he's tweeting like this

11:42

because he's signed over his account. He's gonna

11:44

launch his own meme coin. He's gonna

11:46

steal a bunch of money from people. And

11:49

then that's when Kanye fired back

11:51

with the video at Dave being like

11:53

fuck you Dave Portnoy while wearing

11:55

a swastika t -shirt. I

11:58

just. I

12:00

went out on Saturday, had a good time.

12:03

I woke up on Sunday morning. I was offline for

12:05

the majority of the day on Saturday. I

12:07

woke up on Sunday morning trying

12:10

to figure out what was going

12:12

on between Kanye West, Dave Portnoy,

12:15

Swastikas and meme coins. And it took

12:17

me like an hour half to

12:19

finally like figure out exactly what happened.

12:22

But yeah, the best recap I can give

12:24

you is Dave called Kanye West out

12:26

for launching a shit coin which is

12:28

bizarre. And then Kanye replied with a video

12:30

wearing a Swastika being like, fuck you,

12:32

Dave Portnoy. I'm building a community. How

12:34

dare you try to shit talk my meme

12:36

coin? I'm going to sue you. So

12:39

I look forward to that litigation. It's,

12:41

if you buy Kanye

12:43

West meme coin, you're

12:46

a fucking moron. But, no,

12:50

there's no but. You're just a

12:52

fucking moron. Shit

12:54

is dumb as hell, though. But hold on.

12:57

Ain't Dave launching one too? I

12:59

have no idea. I don't

13:01

know. Dave's been all in the shit coins.

13:05

I don't know what his plan is. They

13:07

dogs. Don't buy meme

13:09

coins. don't fuck who's it is. Don't

13:11

do it. Well, when we had Jack

13:13

Mack on and he talked about infinite

13:15

money glitch, I was going to send

13:17

him some money and I didn't do

13:19

it. An infinite money glitch 15X that

13:22

day. Yeah, and then they probably

13:24

won't happen. It probably dumped it. I have no idea, but I

13:26

would have sold it then. You would

13:28

have sold it at the top. Yes. That's the difference between

13:30

you and me. Well, I would have sold it at

13:32

15. I probably would have sold it at like 10. And

13:34

then if it goes up past that,

13:36

great. Yeah, and there was a guy, and

13:39

we kind of alluded to this when

13:41

we talked to Jack Mack about somebody's

13:43

going to do something bad to promote

13:45

a shit coin. There was that

13:47

one guy that played Russian roulette, end

13:49

up killing himself. Is that real? sorry, what?

13:51

Is that real? Yeah, he

13:54

really died. Yeah, and

13:56

then there were a bunch of shit coins that were

13:58

made immediately. after. And

14:01

I think he said, like, if I

14:03

die, make a meme coin. And

14:05

then the coin went up because people

14:07

bought it because it's the worst, it's

14:09

the worst place on the internet. So,

14:12

so men say, men

14:15

say he go on and play Russian roulette. And he

14:17

said, if I die, make

14:19

a, make a meme coin about it. Yep.

14:22

Died. made a meme. Yep.

14:25

Yep. This podcast

14:27

is prophetic. Well, I

14:30

mean, we're just like connecting dots. We're probably

14:32

not the first person to say that. But

14:34

yeah, it was kind of spooky because Jack

14:36

Mack, you DM me like two days later

14:38

and he was like, Hey, just so you

14:40

know, this just happened. Bad

14:43

place. Maybe, maybe one of the

14:45

most disturbing places online. And that's saying

14:47

something. There's a lot

14:49

of, there's a lot of bad internet out there. I'm

14:53

seeing tweets that he did it three

14:55

times. I haven't

14:57

watched the video, but from what I'm

14:59

told, he just like kept pulling the

15:01

trigger. So he obviously had some stuff

15:03

going on. Like he was not

15:05

in a good place mentally. Yeah,

15:07

that's not Russian roulette. That's, yeah. So

15:12

that's, that's a meme coin roundup. right,

15:14

yeah. That's finance. That's,

15:16

that's, this is CNBC for the year

15:18

2025. Finance and macro dosing. None

15:20

of this shit makes sense. Let's talk

15:22

about Bonnie Blue. It's

15:24

a rod. We,

15:26

we called it, right? Yeah.

15:29

I mean, the whole thing

15:31

seemed dubious. Bonnie

15:33

Blue, not actually pregnant. She

15:36

says she lied about her pregnancy so

15:38

that she could pay for a friend's

15:40

IVF. Now, tell me this. Have you

15:42

seen the price of eggs these days?

15:45

You know, Republicans don't care about eggs

15:47

now, bro. Well, they

15:50

killed all the chickens. They,

15:52

they killed all the chickens.

15:54

Democrats killed all the chickens. Yep.

15:56

The Department of Agriculture killed all the

15:58

chickens while Biden was president. Anyway, she

16:01

didn't have enough

16:03

money to do that

16:05

before? Yeah, I don't

16:07

know. I don't get it, the Google idea. Like

16:10

she's got to be raking

16:12

in cash, I assume. So how

16:14

did she make extra money

16:17

after announcing her pregnancy? I'm

16:19

sure. Does Bonnie Blue have

16:21

an only fans? You think?

16:23

I truly don't. Wait, was that a

16:25

real question? That was dead serious.

16:27

Because I was, I didn't know. That's

16:30

her entire job, yeah. That's why

16:32

she gave me a thousand. Okay, sorry,

16:34

I just, I haven't looked. That's

16:37

like saying does Jayden Daniels own a

16:39

football helmet? Sorry.

16:44

But men out there have like

16:46

pregnancy fetishes, so then they're going

16:48

to subscribe to her only fans.

16:50

Got it. To get in on

16:52

that content. She already has like,

16:54

I assume, a shit ton of

16:56

money. For people that don't

16:58

know out there, because I definitely

17:00

did, IVF is one of

17:02

several techniques available to help people

17:04

with fertility problems have a baby.

17:07

So, to catch

17:09

our listeners up. Yeah,

17:11

it's in vitro

17:14

fertilization. So there's

17:16

no sex happening.

17:20

You just take this, you get the

17:22

eggs, you get the sperm, you

17:24

mix it up in a tube. So

17:26

the friend of Bonnie Blue was like,

17:28

fuck that shit, just inseminate me. Yeah,

17:31

I don't know. So Bonnie

17:33

Blue wanted to pay for her

17:35

friend's IVF journey. And

17:37

so that's why she said she was pregnant. Knowing

17:41

that it would generate extra subscriptions to

17:43

her only fans that she could then

17:45

give to her friend. Men with like

17:47

a pregnancy fetish. Okay.

17:50

Victimless crime? Yes.

17:54

Well no, there's a lot of guys that love,

17:57

that have pregnancy fetishes out there that

17:59

are very disappointed. them. again, is that

18:01

not fraud? Nope. I

18:03

mean, technically, yeah. I think it's

18:05

lying. I don't think it's fraud. I

18:07

mean, low kid is kind of

18:09

fraud. No, but lying for

18:12

business purposes. What's another name

18:14

for that? Yeah, true.

18:17

Yeah, true. Yeah, it's it's it's fraud,

18:19

but it's

18:21

kind of like the mean coin thing,

18:24

though, like if you're gonna buy Bonnie blues

18:26

only fans because she says she's pregnant,

18:28

right? There's worse fetishes that

18:30

have been pre pregnancy fetishes. Yeah.

18:32

Yeah, that's true. Who's Bonnie blue?

18:34

Who's the big rival to Bonnie

18:36

blue? Lily Phillips, right? Is

18:38

now is she actually pregnant? I

18:41

think she might I imagine

18:43

so there was a photo of her though.

18:45

Well, they make fucking like

18:47

yeah, that's true. I also don't think

18:49

she would like all of a

18:51

sudden pop out with like a full

18:53

pregnant What if she imagined being

18:56

that woman? And your your

18:58

op announces she's pregnant. So now

19:00

you're like, shit, I got to

19:02

be pregnant to fakes her pregnancy.

19:04

But now it's revealed the first

19:06

one is fake. Now what do

19:08

you do? Yeah,

19:10

you may have to get pregnant. You either

19:12

have to get pregnant, get pregnant with twins. Yeah,

19:15

you got to double down. You got to go

19:17

harder. Yeah. Otherwise,

19:19

yeah, she could Lily could also

19:21

say this is fake too. And

19:23

then it's like a fake pregnancy

19:25

packed. But now if you say

19:27

yours is fake, you look like

19:29

such a loser. Yeah. Yes,

19:34

anybody actually met at Bonnie blue for

19:36

this? Not

19:38

me. I think a lot of people snipped

19:40

us out. Not me. And I

19:42

think yeah, I think most people would

19:44

I mean, good job to everyone. I did

19:46

not think it was fake necessarily right

19:48

off the bat. This is where

19:50

you draw the line for Bonnie blue, the

19:52

fake pregnancy. Yeah, that's too much. Yeah, this

19:54

is listen. This don't I

19:57

think she might be kind of crazy. This is

19:59

a crazy, crazy No kidding. Yeah. I had a dude

20:01

hit me in the den when we first talked

20:03

about it. I was like, is she keeping it? And

20:05

the dude was like, man, that was a tough

20:07

listen, man. I'm like, that's a

20:09

valid question. You sleep with a

20:11

thousand dudes, are you going

20:13

to keep the baby? That's a valid question.

20:15

But he was upset. I

20:17

think it's a valid question, but I think

20:19

that if somebody like makes an announcement

20:22

that they're pregnant, that probably means

20:24

that they keep it, right? Yeah.

20:26

Apparently not. so. Yeah.

20:29

Well, I don't think she was. Well, she wasn't ever pregnant. She

20:32

didn't have anything to keep. She got her. She

20:35

got a fake abortion. Yeah. That's

20:41

what it is, right? I

20:43

think she aborted the story.

20:45

Yeah, she aborted the story. Yeah.

20:48

Nice. What

20:51

else is there in the news right now? Hooters

20:53

is dead. Yeah, it's

20:55

not going to actually go away, is

20:57

it? I think that this might be like

20:59

a kind of a marketing move for

21:01

Hooters. I mean, like Red Lobster

21:03

went bankrupt and they're still all around. -hmm.

21:05

With Hooters, I think they're saying that they're

21:07

closing all their stores and then everyone's

21:10

like, no, please don't go Hooters. Right. They're

21:12

like, OK, you saved us. We're back.

21:14

Yeah. That's where I think we'll end

21:16

up with this one. I think that's a good thing

21:18

if they go away. You don't like

21:20

Hooters? Hooters

21:22

was dope as a child when

21:24

I was a child. And

21:28

seeing women

21:31

promiscuously dressing was

21:33

a rarity. But

21:37

like the internet kind

21:39

of killed that one and

21:41

two. I'm an adult

21:43

and like I don't I don't have

21:45

the urge to like go be horny

21:47

while I go get wings. So it's

21:50

like I don't I don't like as

21:52

an adult back then, I don't understand

21:54

a pill, I guess. Yeah,

21:56

think the nostalgia aspect that would

21:58

be for. us, but like it'd

22:00

be for boomers. Like boomers used

22:02

to go to Hooters, but 'all wanna

22:04

see young, hot women serving me

22:06

wings. Like that is weird to

22:08

me as an adult. I

22:11

agree, I agree. Like a 50

22:13

year old going to Hooters. They

22:15

used to be a thing. Yeah,

22:17

a big thing. Yeah, you had

22:19

business meetings at Hooters. Yeah, so

22:21

it's like now, cause I am

22:23

a 38. I'm like, eh, that's

22:26

kind of weird though. Like very

22:28

weird. So, hey, just

22:30

give me regular wings

22:32

with regular clothes and

22:34

I'll be all right.

22:37

Mm -hmm. Big T, what are your thoughts on Hooters? I'm

22:41

not staunchly pro or anti.

22:43

I, listen, I order Hooters delivery

22:45

when I'm in Florida. I

22:47

love the chicken. Yeah. But

22:50

I mean, there's better spots. Curly

22:53

fries though. Not all I place you can

22:55

get curly fries now. That's true. That's true.

22:57

Arby's. Yep. Yeah,

22:59

I mean, that's really one of

23:01

the last vestiges. That's a major

23:03

decision you have to make when

23:05

you're starting a restaurant is what

23:07

style fry machine do we want?

23:09

Do we want steak fries? Do

23:11

we want thin fries? Shoe string?

23:14

Do we want curly? Do we

23:16

want waffle fries? Now there's

23:18

a... Do we want crinkle cut?

23:20

There's a bar, not far

23:23

from here, that has regular fries,

23:25

waffle fries and tater tots.

23:27

Oh, wow. And I appreciate. But

23:30

it's almost like a paralysis by

23:32

analysis kind of thing. Yeah. Like I

23:34

get tots and then I see

23:36

somebody that got the waffle fries and

23:38

I'm like, well, shit, now I

23:40

wish I had the waffle fries. Yeah.

23:42

Can you get a combo? That's

23:44

impressive. They should do

23:46

a trio. The different I'm...

23:48

Send styles. That's impressive. I'm

23:51

gonna suggest that next time I'm there. What's

23:53

your favorite style? We're not

23:56

tater tots. So see, if

23:58

I go somewhere that has tots,

24:00

I get tots. because they're

24:02

very good and they're rarer. They're

24:04

superior. Tots, the best potato. The

24:07

best form of potato, tots.

24:09

I love a just as

24:11

thin as you can possibly

24:13

get it French fry and just

24:15

put a mound of them.

24:17

Yeah, those are good. I

24:20

like the waffle fries, but you

24:22

can't... I can have like

24:24

10 waffle fries and be

24:26

happy. If it's too big

24:28

of a serving, it's almost too

24:30

starchy. I think

24:32

crinkle cut might be my

24:34

favorite because you get more

24:36

surface area done well. Yeah,

24:38

yeah. Literally and figuratively. Need

24:41

to be crispy. They have to be

24:43

crispy, golden brown. You

24:45

don't want a doughy crinkle cut.

24:48

I'll tell you this much. You

24:50

serve me steak fries. I might

24:52

walk out. Well, now those can

24:54

be done efficiently too though. Are

24:56

you talking the big thick like

24:59

potato wedges? yeah, yeah. Oh, now

25:01

that you just said potato wedges.

25:03

Dog shit. don't even... Huh? Dog

25:05

shit. Oh, L,

25:07

L. Potato wedges when

25:09

done right are very good. KFC used to

25:11

have wedges and now I think they

25:13

just have like shitty fries. KFC's.

25:18

KFC's. What does that mean? Tracks. Okay,

25:21

all right. Oh, remember that. You'll pay for

25:23

that. I don't even know what that means,

25:25

but... You know a potato wedged guy. It's

25:27

like woke for you. You know a potato

25:29

wedged guy when you see him, you know?

25:31

Potato wedges are the ones at KFC, the

25:34

batter that they use was really nice. was

25:36

like kind of spicy. It had like a

25:38

little kick to it. It was almost an

25:40

orange batter that would come on the fries,

25:42

right? Yeah, those were pretty good. But no,

25:44

for the most part, steak fries are... It's

25:46

just a lazy man's French fry. No free

25:48

ads, but the grocery store

25:51

down the street, you know the

25:53

one I'm talking about. Yep. $6 .99. You

25:55

can get a chicken combo with

25:57

some pretty good potato wedges. That's pretty

26:00

good. Yeah. It's

26:02

really good. Pots. All day.

26:04

Raising canes, crinkle cut. You

26:08

consider, see that's a, I consider that a miniature

26:10

crinkle. Yeah, it's a, yeah, but it's a crinkle

26:12

cut nonetheless. When I

26:14

envision crinkle cut, it's a, it,

26:16

they're approximately that thick. Okay.

26:18

When you said earlier

26:21

thin fries, what

26:23

was your alluding to? I don't

26:25

understand that. Google, Google J. Alexander's

26:27

French fries. J. Alexander.

26:30

J. Alexander. Oh,

26:34

I mean like McDonald's? No, even thinner

26:36

than that. It's like this, it's like

26:38

the fries you get at a fancy

26:40

restaurant when you order a steak. Yes.

26:42

Yeah. Okay, I got you. got

26:45

you. Yeah, those are good too. I

26:48

fuck with those. I think, I think

26:50

as Americans, we need to normalize poutine,

26:52

having poutine on the menu. You

26:54

ever had poutine? What's that?

26:56

I don't think so. Oh. I know

26:58

what it is. Buddy. I don't know Poutine.

27:00

What is that? When we put you on

27:02

poutine real quick. Please do, because what I'm

27:05

Poutine is fries, it's French fries, with

27:07

gravy and then some

27:09

sort of cheese. Usually like

27:11

cheese curds, but you

27:13

can do a cheese sauce, you can

27:15

do fish melt sauce, do a number

27:18

of things, but the premise is fries,

27:20

gravy and cheese. Now

27:22

you just said something else

27:24

and now living in Chicago. If

27:27

you said right now, you can

27:29

get a sandwich or whatever and then

27:31

you can have fries or cheese

27:33

curds. Cheese curds, 11 times out of

27:35

10. Cheese curds are delicious, yeah.

27:37

Just Google it. It's a Canadian dish.

27:39

Not very American. It is, very

27:41

American of you right now. It's

27:43

one of the, it's so Canadian

27:45

that it's American though. That's

27:47

very American. What does that mean? Well, it

27:50

just means that like, when I

27:52

see poutine, I immediately think how did,

27:54

how does America not have this? I

27:57

would say that makes it

27:59

more un -American. fried it's fried

28:01

potatoes gravy so it's like mashed

28:04

potatoes gravy except it's fried

28:06

and there's also cheese on it

28:08

yeah I don't know how

28:10

they beat us to that they

28:12

beat us to it I

28:15

don't know but it's delicious try

28:17

poutine you'll love it you

28:19

don't fuck me up when they

28:21

say Canadian bacon yeah it's

28:23

just ham that's not bacon yeah

28:25

it's just ham I feel

28:28

bad for them I prefer American

28:30

bacon oh it's vastly superior

28:32

I don't disagree with this this

28:34

is one of my few

28:36

patriotic takes our bacon is better

28:38

our bacon is way better

28:41

than British bacon too you ever

28:43

have British bacon I think

28:45

they suck at food in general

28:47

dog like their their palate

28:49

is as though like they mean

28:52

beans for breakfast that shit

28:54

is so bad dog yep when

28:56

I was in London the

28:58

hotel breakfast had beans that shitty

29:00

just flaccid ham mm -hmm as

29:02

I'll stick to whatever the

29:05

British fruit loops are yeah the

29:07

the flaccid ham that's that's

29:09

their bacon yeah and it's terrible

29:11

I was reading I was

29:13

deep in the replies to replies

29:15

on X the other day

29:18

and it was the everything that's

29:20

all happening there were some

29:22

there were some deep race science

29:24

going on in the replies

29:26

and the replies to what I

29:29

think it might have been

29:31

the I think it was an

29:33

Elon post talking about the

29:35

results of the German election okay

29:37

and then in the replies

29:39

it devolved into people arguing about

29:42

how racist it is that

29:44

other cultures make fun of white

29:46

people for not seasoning their

29:48

food and then people were like

29:50

well if you look at

29:52

the geographical map of how food

29:55

seasoning is typically distributed you'll

29:57

you'll notice that populations closer to

29:59

the equator use higher amounts

30:01

of seasoning, and that has resulted

30:03

in a loss of IQ

30:06

amongst those populations. So

30:08

they were saying, actually, the

30:10

fact that we don't use

30:12

salt, that's why we're so smart.

30:14

That's why it's made us who we are

30:16

today. That's why we invented

30:19

the nuke. Yeah.

30:21

But then other people were applying

30:23

being like, yeah, you're

30:25

just full of shit because there's a

30:27

lot of countries close to the equator

30:29

that don't really use a lot of

30:31

seasoning or hot sauces or things like

30:33

that. Like, look at Colombian food,

30:35

not very spicy, et cetera, et cetera.

30:38

And so then that just evolved into an

30:40

even deeper racial argument about the genetic makeup

30:43

of people in Colombia. It was a terrible,

30:45

it was a bad use of five minutes

30:47

online, but it was fascinating

30:49

to see them tie themselves into knots about

30:51

why it's a good thing that our food sucks.

30:56

Yo, I wasn't convinced at first,

30:58

but more and more I'm

31:00

looking at it. I'm

31:02

starting to think Elon is a

31:04

Nazi dog. Yeah?

31:07

Yeah. He

31:09

has openly advocated for

31:11

the great displacement theory and

31:13

saying that Jewish people

31:15

are funding immigration to destroy

31:18

America. The accounts

31:20

that he follows

31:22

and big ups

31:24

are Nazis. Not

31:27

even like hyperbolically,

31:30

they're actual Nazis, right? And

31:32

then some of the stuff he does, right? So

31:34

of course, the my heart goes out to you, right?

31:36

Like Republicans are going to be like, oh, he's

31:38

autistic, whatever, though. He definitely did a Nazi salute. But

31:41

aside from that, let's say that didn't

31:43

happen. If you listen to Bill Burr,

31:45

he does a good exploit. He goes, there's

31:47

the hail, and he did the

31:49

sig, he did the sig hail.

31:52

What's the sig hail? The sig

31:55

is the padding of the heart. Yeah,

31:57

OK. He's like, you can accidentally hail.

31:59

People hail. left and right by accident. That's

32:04

shit. I've seen, there's somebody,

32:06

was it the Mexican president? Not the Mexican president,

32:08

but somebody from Mexico did that shit the other

32:10

day. He said, and my heart goes out to

32:12

you. I was like, yo, this is crazy. But

32:16

no, there's certain, there's certain like, cause

32:18

like Elon's like chronically online, like

32:20

chronically online. Like you could tell he'd be on

32:22

internet. And so there's

32:24

certain things that he does that

32:27

dog was with that shit. One

32:29

of them is every time

32:31

he posts American flags, there's

32:33

14 of them. Every

32:35

single, like every time, right?

32:37

So when he'll do like over

32:39

Trump shit, it'll be like

32:41

14 flags, right? 14 is a

32:43

signature in Nazism. The

32:45

14 words. 14

32:48

to 88. So

32:50

they do 88 as well. But those

32:52

two, like they're, no, that's what they, that's

32:54

what they do. And he does it

32:56

a lot. So if you do, if you

32:59

do, and so I like, it's hard

33:01

to argue against it at this point, but,

33:04

and I think his dad was a Nazi as

33:06

well, right? His dad,

33:08

he's got some weird shit in his

33:10

back. I don't know that much about

33:12

those ties, but I didn't see, he

33:14

said that Michelle Obama's a

33:16

man. Yup. The other day.

33:18

That one. And then, this

33:21

what came in about white

33:23

South Africans, right? It's the funny

33:25

shit the world. So like, like

33:30

saying shit is racist is

33:32

woke, right? Usually

33:35

in the right stratosphere

33:37

nowadays, right? The

33:40

South African president is trying

33:42

to like, write

33:44

laws to give land

33:47

back to South

33:49

Africans from white South

33:51

Africans, right? Cause it was

33:53

colonized. And Elon said,

33:55

yo, that shit is racist. He literally, he

33:57

said, that's racist, which is the opposite. Instead

33:59

of what these cats, the

34:01

drum that these cats be banging. It's

34:03

wild. It's wild. But I don't know, man. It's

34:07

how I see it. I don't know. We

34:09

should also congratulate him on becoming

34:11

a father. That's

34:13

what thought. That's what

34:15

thought. This is one of

34:17

the weirdest stories. So this

34:19

lady, Ashley St. Clair, she's

34:22

been a pretty prominent figure in

34:24

right wing media for the last,

34:26

I don't know, three, four years

34:28

at least. Allegedly,

34:31

she's been trying to have Elon's baby

34:33

for a long time. she's been telling

34:35

her friends after he started following her

34:37

online, like the operation is a go.

34:40

Like I'm gonna have one of his

34:42

rocket babies. And

34:44

I don't know if they fucked. Did

34:46

they fuck or is this? I don't think so.

34:49

Did he, he sent her his sperm? I think that's

34:51

what happened. I

34:53

don't know. But she anyway, she got

34:55

pregnant and had a kid. Then she said

34:57

that her baby was going to be

34:59

doxxed a couple of weeks ago as being

35:01

Elon's kid. I don't think that's what

35:03

doxxing means, but she was like, they're gonna

35:05

say that they're gonna talk about in

35:07

like the New York post about how my

35:09

baby is Elon's. And so then she

35:11

tried to get out ahead of the story

35:13

and say, yes, it is Elon's. And

35:16

then her and

35:18

also Grimes have been

35:20

publicly tweeting at

35:22

Elon being like, please pay attention to

35:24

your children, Elon. It's

35:26

weird. It's very strange. Can

35:29

we say though, I'd never heard of

35:31

this woman before this whole thing. You hadn't?

35:33

No. She's been like, yeah, I've known

35:35

about her for years. Never heard of her.

35:38

Hot. So

35:40

interesting to say that. I

35:42

think most people would say that, yeah,

35:44

she's an attractive lady, but since now she's

35:46

been going at Elon, now the new

35:48

meta is to say, actually she's not that

35:51

hot and posting like side profiles of

35:53

her and being like, look at

35:55

that nose as she may be Jewish. There's been

35:57

a lot of that going on recently too. So

36:01

this is this is we're

36:03

online We're having fun online guys

36:05

great great internet these days great Does

36:07

she like work for somebody or she

36:09

just tweets? She's no she's

36:11

worked for I forget what sites but like

36:13

prominent ones I don't want to say

36:15

the wrong ones, but it like the major

36:18

sites in the the right -wing media ecosystem

36:21

How many kids he got he

36:23

he rivaled me I want

36:26

to say I've read 13 His

36:28

child would be the 13th

36:30

child killin me damn Also

36:36

someone said on Twitter

36:38

that they think he's

36:40

doing selective gender Something

36:45

and he only wants to have boys

36:47

because I think 11 of his 13

36:49

children are boys 13 Children

36:51

is crazy So people

36:53

think that he might be are they just

36:55

doing that based on probability Or

36:57

is there like any evidence to

36:59

it? you know? I think the evidence

37:02

is the 13 the amount of Yeah,

37:04

so they're like is

37:06

he? Trying to what

37:08

is kids is trans and it

37:11

yes, and he does not

37:13

I believe talk to that child

37:15

Yeah, no, no. Yeah. Yeah,

37:17

it's and I don't know what

37:19

gender Mailed it was

37:21

male to female out of female. Yeah, well,

37:23

she'd be flaming this nigga. I've been seeing

37:25

posts on this Flaming this nigga

37:27

all the time, bro. It's hilarious. I

37:32

Saw one clip the other day what he was with one

37:34

of his kids and just like He

37:36

was on stage at something and

37:38

just walked off without the

37:40

kid Yeah, and the four -year -old

37:42

is just like roaming around

37:44

like yeah And then I I

37:46

I saw that and then I read some

37:48

of the replies so that people were like

37:50

What is he's being a good father? This

37:52

kid is learning to think on his own

37:54

alpha Yeah, our Sigma whatever

37:56

the kids are saying nowadays. Yes,

37:58

Sigma Sigma Yeah,

38:01

he letting the kid wander. Did

38:03

you see the clip talking shit to

38:05

Trump? His kid talking shit to Trump? Yeah,

38:08

he was comedy dog.

38:11

When he was like shushing him? Yeah, said, you're not

38:13

even the president. Which

38:15

is, I mean dogs, kids don't

38:17

just say that shit. Like you hearing

38:20

that shit from the crib. That's

38:22

true. At home. Like

38:24

your daddy saying that shit behind closed

38:26

doors though, that shit wild, OK? Yeah,

38:30

so 13 kids, that's a lot

38:32

of kids to look after. And

38:34

then Grimes was like, please get

38:36

back to me about this emergency

38:38

medical procedure that your son needs.

38:40

And then he was like, I

38:42

am become meme. That

38:44

was one of the worst clips I've ever

38:46

watched. Legalized

38:49

comedy. Yeah, but

38:51

which was tweeted

38:53

out by Adrian.

38:56

Oh, yeah.

38:58

That was tweeted out by him years ago. Yeah,

39:01

the guy who was

39:03

not Elon, yeah. That

39:05

sounds like Elon. I mean, so

39:09

he tweeted out. That

39:11

was like two, three years ago, said, I am becoming.

39:16

So this is why we need to just turn

39:18

the internet off a couple of days a week,

39:20

right, Erin? One is good. He's

39:23

just become the, Elon Musk

39:25

has become the internet. And

39:29

even said, like

39:31

we're rapidly approaching the

39:33

singularity. Can somebody

39:35

out there explain to me what

39:37

happens after we reach the

39:39

singularity? Where computers become more intelligent

39:41

than humans and are able

39:43

to like rapidly advance themselves? What

39:46

happens after that point? Yeah,

39:48

we just, we've talked about

39:50

it a little bit. But I want

39:53

to know practically, from a practical standpoint,

39:55

once quantum computing exists to a point

39:57

where we reach the singularity, how is...

39:59

my day going to be different when

40:01

I wake up? It

40:04

depends. Practically,

40:10

you probably

40:13

suffer. That's

40:16

bad. How it should

40:18

be is it should take care

40:20

of all of our basic necessities, and

40:22

we should thrive as a society. Okay.

40:25

But we're going to harness this technology

40:27

and use it to fuck each other over.

40:30

That's just how humans work. Yeah.

40:33

So bad. Probably.

40:36

Okay. Are

40:39

we at least going to get to see

40:41

how Severance ends? I

40:44

keep hearing about it. You

40:47

should watch it. Should I watch Severance? Yes.

40:49

Yeah. It'll take you a few

40:51

episodes to get into it. So. It's

40:53

a slow start. I just watched

40:55

the whole thing in the last couple

40:57

weeks. I'm caught

40:59

up. I still don't

41:02

know if I like it. I'm

41:04

very intrigued by it. Yeah. But

41:06

I don't know if I like it.

41:08

You're obsessed with it. I'm not obsessed with

41:10

it. I fall asleep during almost every

41:12

episode. Okay. And

41:15

then I have to watch recaps to see what I

41:17

missed. It makes you think. No,

41:20

not really. Are you watching

41:22

it still because you want to

41:24

know what? I'm interested in

41:26

how it ends. Yes.

41:28

But it's not like one of

41:30

my favorite shows ever. So this to

41:33

me seems like you're being set

41:35

up to absolutely hate the ending. The

41:38

mindset that you have right now of watching it,

41:40

not really liking it, but you want to stick around.

41:42

I don't dislike it. Yeah. You want to see

41:44

how it ends. No matter how good the ending is,

41:46

I feel like it's going to disappoint you. And

41:49

then you're going to like it right time. don't know that that's true. You

41:52

don't think so? No. I

41:54

don't know that there's an ending

41:56

I would like care to

41:58

hate. Okay, like I

42:00

don't like if it in shitty like fine. I

42:02

don't I don't really care. Why do you keep watching?

42:06

It's interesting. Yeah, it's it's

42:08

a it's a great concept. I'm

42:11

just very I Guess

42:14

I like it because I keep watching it, but

42:16

it's not like I hear people being like this

42:18

is the greatest show ever I guess I like

42:20

it. That's funny No,

42:22

like I you like it though. Why are

42:24

you so good? But I I People talk about

42:27

it like it's the greatest show ever. I

42:29

don't see that. I mean you keep watching it

42:31

though I'm interested to know

42:33

how it ends if I could if you could

42:35

just tell me the ending right now. I

42:37

wouldn't keep watching it What

42:44

are Big T's favorite shows ever

42:46

game of Thrones at night office game

42:49

with those had a horrible ending

42:51

in the corner D It did but

42:53

it also had seven seasons six

42:55

of like the greatest television ever. Yeah,

42:57

like season seven It

42:59

wasn't nearly as bad as eight,

43:01

but it wasn't great. There was

43:03

a while It

43:06

was it was good Game of

43:08

Thrones the office parks and rec

43:10

Friday night lights But

43:13

I said a show Ted lasso. Oh,

43:15

yeah, we got to get you to

43:17

watch Friday night lights. I don't like

43:19

football movies Have

43:21

you seen the movie? Yeah, that's

43:23

the only thing I've said. Did you like

43:25

the movie? No, I don't like there. There

43:27

are two football movies I actually like and

43:30

he give a Sunday and the

43:33

program Other

43:35

than that, they a extra corny to

43:37

me like it's it's hard for me

43:39

to watch The program is a great

43:41

one programs Then you would like the

43:43

football in Friday night lights is obviously

43:45

like they win every game at the

43:47

last second But the show is awesome

43:51

Um, so yeah, those I'm sure there's

43:53

some more I'm forgetting but That's

43:56

a good that's a pretty good lineup I'd say

44:01

Uh, what else we got in the news today? You

44:06

sent this post over, Big

44:08

T. We're paying $19

44:10

for strawberries now? Oh, yeah, yeah,

44:13

yeah. I need Madeline McKenzie to

44:15

tell me about, so this Erowan

44:17

grocery store that's in L .A. Yeah,

44:19

how did you say it? Erowan,

44:21

yeah. Is that not it? Erowan,

44:23

yeah. I've heard people say Erowan,

44:26

the people who like know this

44:28

shit. It's two

44:30

syllables? Erowan. What

44:32

is Erowan? Erowan is a

44:35

luxury grocery store in L .A. that

44:38

everything is like

44:40

organic, non -GMO bullshit. And

44:42

it's really expensive. You basically go to Erowan

44:44

so that other people can see you shopping at

44:46

Erowan. Totally. You probably get a good bag

44:48

too, right? And you get a great bag. Yeah,

44:50

you go there for the bag that you

44:52

can take to any function that you go to.

44:54

Hey, look, I'm not judging that game. I've

44:56

done it before. Not with Erowan, but I've done

44:59

that game before. they

45:01

have really expensive, like

45:03

overly expensive items for

45:05

certain types of things.

45:08

One of them being

45:10

this $19 single strawberry

45:12

that comes in a

45:14

package that resembles the

45:16

rose in Sleeping Beauty,

45:19

like the glass bowl

45:21

surrounding it. And

45:23

basically this girl posted a TikTok being like,

45:25

I just paid $19 for the strawberry. Again,

45:28

one strawberry at Erowan. Apparently it's

45:30

the best strawberry known to man.

45:33

And she said it was. She said it was the

45:35

best strawberry she's ever had. How much would you

45:37

pay for the best strawberry in the world? How

45:42

rare are they? It

45:44

doesn't matter. It's just the best. If

45:46

somebody came into the office right now and

45:48

they had some briefcases and they were

45:50

like, here's the best strawberry that you will

45:52

ever taste, guaranteed. I

45:55

think I'd pay $20 for that just to

45:57

try it. Just once. But if you were like,

45:59

wow. Now I have to buy these. No,

46:01

I don't think I would ever do that. Like,

46:04

I don't think I would ever pay

46:06

more than $5 for one strawberry. If

46:08

you said this is the best strawberry

46:10

in the world, and it was $6,

46:12

I'd be like, nah, I'm out. You're

46:14

not curious to taste the best strawberry?

46:18

I've tasted some great strawberries in

46:20

my day. That's the thing is,

46:22

I agree, mid strawberries are fantastic. And

46:25

so I don't think I would ever feel

46:27

the need to exclusively buy great strawberries because I

46:29

love mid. But

46:31

if you were to guarantee me like,

46:33

hey, this is without a doubt

46:35

the best, most flavorful strawberry ever. And

46:38

I have it right here. Would you like

46:40

would you like to eat it? I would say

46:42

yes. Yeah, you're saying to have the knowledge

46:44

like once. But I guess there's no way to

46:46

to quantify what I'm saying. I would never

46:48

buy it at a grocery store. Right. Yes. Definitely

46:51

not. It has to be a street vendor. Yeah.

46:57

So wait, what else do they sell

46:59

at this place that the other time

47:01

I had heard of it was I

47:03

don't know year or two ago and I

47:05

is it Kylie Jenner or Kendall Jenner

47:07

has a smoothie there. I believe they

47:09

both have that's like $70. That's

47:12

crazy. Haley Bieber's one is really popular.

47:14

Maybe that's what it is. Haley Bieber

47:16

is like the classic much is that?

47:18

I believe they're around $20, $25. I

47:20

think it's more than that.

47:22

I'll look. I think they all

47:24

are though. All the smoothies are

47:27

like that expensive. Yeah. Like it's

47:29

not like one is crazy. Okay.

47:31

It's $20. Yeah. Which

47:34

is still ridiculous. There is

47:36

some truth to the fact that

47:38

if you charge more money for something,

47:40

people will be more likely to

47:42

buy it. I mean, this is a

47:44

it's a internet thing. Like you

47:46

can show that you got the Haley

47:48

Bieber smoothie. Yeah. I was

47:50

in it was right after I graduated

47:52

from college. I went to this Mexican

47:55

restaurant and they had $100 Margarita

47:57

and I didn't buy it. I have

47:59

a lot of. money then but I

48:01

was I was looking at the on the

48:03

menu and I knew the owner the place

48:05

so I asked him like hey what's the

48:07

deal with this $100 margarita how much does

48:09

that actually cost you to make it and

48:12

he says honestly like it costs probably like

48:14

30 bucks to make so we should charge

48:16

$50 for it but I sell way

48:18

more of them if I charge a hundred

48:20

than I do if I charge 50 because

48:22

50 is just a crazy expensive margarita a

48:24

hundred is an event. Yes. Exactly.

48:27

There's got to be something in

48:29

there that for why it's $100. Yeah,

48:32

no it was it was

48:34

like very it was premium tequila

48:36

so like a shot of

48:38

the if you take like a

48:40

bottle of that tequila and

48:42

then you divide it by like

48:44

two ounces or whatever it's

48:46

about $30 worth of tequila in

48:48

this margarita but then he's

48:50

like I'll just charge a hundred

48:52

for it and people buy

48:55

it. I'm looking at this Haley

48:57

Bieber smoothie. Yeah. The texture

48:59

looks heavenly. It looks so good

49:01

right? Is it velvety? It

49:03

just looks amazing. What's in

49:05

it? I don't know because I clicked on

49:07

it and it's wants me to like customize it to

49:09

order but I don't know what comes in it regular. It's

49:12

called the strawberry glaze skin

49:14

smoothie. I have the ingredient list

49:16

it's almond milk banana strawberries

49:18

also organic in front of all

49:20

of this by the way

49:22

almond milk banana strawberries avocado dates

49:24

maple syrup vanilla

49:26

collagen vanilla stevia sea

49:29

moss coconut cream

49:31

and strawberry glaze. And

49:34

$50 20 20.

49:37

I thought it was much more than

49:39

that and it's 20 ounces dollar an

49:41

ounce. listen that's that's a very expensive

49:44

smoothie. Yes, but not that's not like

49:46

crazy crazy. That's a way better deal

49:48

than the $19 strawberry agreed. What

49:50

if they made the strawberry smoothie using

49:52

these strawberries? no telling.

49:54

I don't think I don't think they

49:56

would allow you to make it with

49:58

those strawberries. No, that's like making a

50:01

burger of. of Wagyu, like A5 Kobe

50:03

certified. Yeah. But

50:05

yeah, there's a lot of like celebrities

50:07

that get signature smoothies at Erwan. Like

50:09

Casey Musgraves has one right now. Both

50:14

Kardashians hair stylist had one.

50:16

Yeah. Chris Appleton. Appleton. Is

50:20

he well known enough to get a smoothie?

50:23

Yeah. Yeah. He has like hair

50:25

care lines. This man named Gary

50:27

Brecca, I don't know who that man is, but he

50:29

has a smoothie. It's

50:31

a mark of fame if you get a

50:33

smoothie. Big T, can I borrow that charger

50:35

cord real quick? Yep. Thank you. We do

50:37

have some breaking news going on right now. At

50:40

the Department of Housing and

50:42

Urban Development. Saw that.

50:45

What? The system has been hacked. We

50:49

have a breach. They

50:51

posted a video of Donald

50:53

Trump massaging and sucking Elon

50:55

Musk's toes on

50:57

all the video monitors at

50:59

Housing and Urban Development. So

51:03

more to come from that, I'm sure. Why

51:06

Housing and Urban Development? Maybe that was

51:08

the easiest system to hack. I don't know.

51:10

It's a very disturbing video. Trump's

51:13

going to town on those tootsies. Is it

51:15

AI? Come

51:17

on. Is this

51:19

real? I haven't seen

51:21

it. He's really sucking those

51:24

toes. He's really

51:26

getting in deep. He's a passionate man. I

51:30

want to send that to Jerry. Jerry might

51:32

actually nut. Jesus.

51:38

All right, what else we got? Oh,

51:45

the doge thing, where you have to send in

51:47

the five bullet points of what you did

51:49

last week and fired. Yeah. So that's what Elon

51:51

did when he took over Twitter. He

51:53

was like, send me an email of

51:55

what you accomplished last week. He's

51:58

saying that it's. just basically a test

52:01

to see if you're alive, if you respond

52:03

to the email. Yeah,

52:05

like not responding is an auto -resignation. Yeah,

52:07

I mean, that's a lot of emails that

52:09

you would have to go through, hundreds

52:11

of thousands of emails from people. And then

52:13

the FBI, their new

52:15

director, Cash Patel, was like, yeah, do

52:17

not respond to that email because

52:20

we have a chain of, like if you're

52:22

in the CIA, it's like,

52:24

can you respond to this open email

52:26

address with a list of what

52:28

you did last week? I'd

52:30

imagine that a lot of people in federal government are

52:32

not allowed to say what they did last week for

52:36

some good reason. So the FBI is saying we're not

52:38

gonna do that, couple other agencies are. Yeah,

52:40

it's like, I don't know, he says it's a

52:42

pulse check. But

52:44

I think that if you get that email, you're like, well,

52:47

I should probably start looking for a job. If

52:50

you, because it's the, it's the

52:52

bobs from office space, what would you

52:54

say that you do here? The second

52:56

somebody asks you that question at work,

52:59

you can probably figure out that you might

53:01

be fired. But they send it to everyone.

53:03

They send it to everyone, yeah. So it's

53:05

not, you're not being singled out. No, but

53:07

a lot of times, a company will bring

53:09

in an outside consultant and they ask everybody,

53:11

what do you do? The reason they're doing

53:13

that is to try to streamline everything and

53:15

get rid of people that aren't producing revenue. Sure,

53:18

but you know if you

53:20

are not. Right, like

53:22

if somebody came in to Barstool and sat

53:24

everybody was like, tell me exactly what you

53:26

did last week in a private meeting, you'd

53:28

be like, people are getting fired, right?

53:31

Yes. Yeah, so that's what's

53:33

going on here. Let's

53:37

see what else we got. Roberta Fleck

53:39

died. Oh, really?

53:41

Yeah, I just RIP.

53:43

Yeah, RIP to Roberta Fleck,

53:45

man. Losing a lot of good

53:47

musicians. right, so

53:49

do we wanna do some

53:51

voicemails? Yeah, I have a

53:53

ton. Ton of voicemails, let's

53:55

rip them. What's up? It

53:57

squeaks. It squeaks. I

54:02

update I so last

54:04

Thursday week and a

54:07

half ago I had

54:09

my senior thesis presentation

54:11

project type thing. It

54:14

was a 30 minute solo

54:16

presentation in one of the big

54:18

lecture halls in front of

54:20

a bunch of students and faculty

54:22

and then at the end

54:24

I got grilled with questions for

54:26

another 20 -30 minutes about my

54:28

presentation but it's a it's

54:30

a pass -fail project and need

54:32

to pass it to graduate and

54:34

I passed not a big

54:36

deal no it is a big

54:38

deal it was hard and

54:40

not everybody passes and I did

54:42

and I'm going to struck

54:44

my own dick for a little

54:46

bit because of that but

54:50

anyway after that Thursday because that

54:52

was last week Thursday went to the

54:54

casino you know that night terrible

54:56

terrible then I went to the bar

54:58

the next night and I blew

55:00

all my money so I'm basically broke

55:02

now but you know my tax

55:05

return I'm getting my tax return in

55:07

what like three weeks my dad

55:09

I talked to my dad shout out

55:11

my dad he did my taxes shut

55:14

up my dad I'm getting

55:16

like 800 bucks so I'm like

55:18

800 bucks is like 8

55:20

million it's like

55:23

infinity money so once I

55:25

get that'll be good that's

55:27

how I know that like

55:29

money doesn't actually buy happiness

55:31

because I have literally negative

55:33

money right now my credit

55:35

card balance is more than

55:37

my bank account but my

55:39

life is fucking awesome the

55:41

other day 11 p .m. I

55:44

was tired I didn't send

55:46

alarm I'm like I'll be

55:48

up for 10 a .m. nope

55:51

so 12 hours 11

55:53

to 11 right through

55:55

my class but who

55:58

cares because I I

56:00

only got two months left and

56:02

I love Squeaks It's

56:05

gonna be the best two months of

56:07

all time All right.

56:09

Yeah, I'll wait mad dog

56:11

one question. Did you look

56:13

at my Instagram and if you did

56:15

thoughts? I

56:24

just want to say I think I

56:26

think Squeaks might be High

56:29

-key a Buddhist Right,

56:34

he's this is the most zen person

56:36

I've ever heard in my entire life Like

56:46

if if Squeaks was

56:48

a drug we should all be on it. I'm

56:50

on it Amazing

56:52

yes negative money, and it's just

56:54

happy as can be material things

56:56

who cares any past his thesis

57:04

What were your thoughts on the

57:06

Instagram so I Yes

57:13

Squeaks is like a To me hey

57:15

Aaron you can paint a pretty

57:17

good picture He's

57:20

a mystical figure to me, and I don't

57:23

know if I want to know what he

57:25

looked like I like I like our son

57:27

the son of macro dosing. I like him

57:29

in mystical He I did

57:31

like one of those like ask me

57:33

anything's on Instagram where you can like

57:35

ask a question And he responded to

57:37

it and he was like yo it

57:39

squeaks. I have my Or

57:41

I just I passed my thesis. I

57:43

just left a macro dosing voicemail

57:45

about it So I knew this was

57:47

coming and I was like oh

57:49

my god I feel starstruck obviously I

57:51

had to check out the Instagram

57:53

absolute dog like the most college Frat

57:56

dude. Yeah, yeah had um had

57:58

a Macrodosing shirt on in one

58:00

of the pictures, just

58:02

like, dude. And

58:04

it was a great 22 year old

58:07

boy Instagram. Okay. Had

58:09

a rugby picture. Great 22 year old boy

58:11

Instagram. Yeah, there was like five pictures, had

58:13

like a rugby picture, one with

58:15

like his fellas. Yeah, like

58:18

dog. I got a question about

58:20

that. Yeah. If you start an Instagram

58:22

account, let's say you started when

58:24

you're in high school. Yeah. Do you

58:26

go back and delete old pictures?

58:28

Like once you turn 30, and

58:31

you started this 12 years ago.

58:33

That's a person person thing. Do you

58:35

delete like hanging out with your high

58:37

school boys, like

58:39

after class, everyone's looking

58:41

weird and skinny. And

58:43

now you're all 30. What's

58:47

the, how do you, how do you

58:49

fashion that? I still have mine, all of

58:51

mine, because it's like, well, if

58:53

you want to go back that far, like

58:55

I might as well just do something. Yeah,

58:57

I have like pictures from eighth grade. nothing

58:59

like bad, so I don't really care. No.

59:01

But yeah, 30 might be the, 30

59:04

or like mid -30s might be the cutoff. Hey,

59:06

Mac, what's the update on a dating show, bro? What's,

59:09

what's - Oh, so it's happening right

59:11

now. Okay. I was thinking

59:13

about that once we play, I think once

59:15

we get through, we're

59:17

doing 20, there's like 20 finalists, and then

59:19

they show me four every day, and

59:21

then I pick one to advance. But

59:24

that's like without seeing that. people trying

59:27

to get it. I gotta feel good, come

59:29

on. Well, there was originally ,000. Well, no,

59:31

it's not great. We had bit

59:33

of a snafu. What's the snafu? We hit a

59:35

speed bump. We hit a speed bump. One

59:37

of the guys, the

59:39

chat figured out there was

59:41

an article on him

59:43

about, they

59:45

didn't say it on the act. Yeah. You're

59:47

- You could Google it. He's a creep.

59:49

You're leaving out a critical part of

59:52

the story. I need to, give it to

59:54

me. I don't know none of this.

59:56

What's the critical part? That you picked him

59:58

despite people begging you not to. beforehand.

1:00:01

Yes. And then, and then Mackenzie

1:00:03

picked this guy. to rub it

1:00:05

in, but okay. No, it's important

1:00:07

to note, though, that he was

1:00:09

the guy you picked. He wasn't just like... What's

1:00:11

the article? I don't think

1:00:13

we're supposed to say. I'll tell you in the moment.

1:00:15

was bad. He's a bad guy. Yeah, well, I'll

1:00:17

send it. I'll send you a screenshot of the article.

1:00:20

Okay, do that, do that, do that. All right. But

1:00:23

so... Are we afraid of outing this guy? Like,

1:00:25

who cares? No, not at all. They just didn't say

1:00:27

it. So... Y 'all want to say it? We

1:00:29

can say it, yeah. The guy

1:00:31

put a camera in the

1:00:33

women's swim team locker

1:00:36

room. Yeah. Oh, he got

1:00:38

arrested. Oh, he is

1:00:40

weenie, bro. Wow. Yeah. Yeah.

1:00:43

That's one way to put it. And

1:00:45

you picked him? Well, I didn't

1:00:47

know that. Also it

1:00:49

was like a situation where none of

1:00:51

the four were standing out and his profile

1:00:53

was very like, oh, if this guy

1:00:55

comes in, he'll be funny. So I was

1:00:58

just trying to like play along with

1:01:00

the entertainment of the show. I know no

1:01:02

one will probably believe me when I

1:01:04

say that. But like, that's... That was my

1:01:06

genuine reason why I picked him. And

1:01:08

they kept being like, oh, he has a

1:01:10

hot mom. So I'm like, okay, let

1:01:12

me just play into this because I don't

1:01:14

really have a preference on any of

1:01:16

these four. And then

1:01:18

that happened in. I

1:01:21

was very wrong. So it's

1:01:23

okay. We got more. We

1:01:25

got 20 left, right? 12

1:01:28

left now because we've gone through

1:01:30

eight so far. I said, oh,

1:01:32

no, I gotta let me check

1:01:35

these dudes out, you know mean?

1:01:37

Yeah, I will. Well, also, I think

1:01:39

the final like five will come

1:01:41

into the office. So we could also

1:01:43

plan that if you wanted to. Definitely

1:01:46

gotta like, y 'know what saying? Y 'all ain't

1:01:48

see bad boys. Have you

1:01:50

seen bad boys when his daughter, his daughter,

1:01:52

his daughter got a dude coming to pick

1:01:54

her up? Okay,

1:01:57

you haven't. So, but anyway, that's gonna

1:01:59

be... like that. Yeah,

1:02:01

that'd be perfect. him up. I'd check

1:02:03

him out. Yes, I do.

1:02:05

I would love that. Let's plan it. plan

1:02:07

it. I'll keep you updated. Yeah. Yeah. But

1:02:11

yeah, so we had a little speed bump, but we're

1:02:13

moving on. But we just picked a different guy out

1:02:15

of that group. Yeah. So

1:02:17

that's crazy. There's four

1:02:19

more coming today. Man's

1:02:22

is filming women in

1:02:24

the swimming pool locker room. That's crazy,

1:02:26

though. I mean, the fact that he

1:02:28

applied to a public show is wild

1:02:30

to me. Man, you got paperwork on

1:02:32

you. Teach their own. Yeah. The chat

1:02:34

will find you. Put a buster. But

1:02:38

yeah, that's how the dating show's

1:02:40

going. Yeah. So it's great. The

1:02:42

guy from the first day seems good. Oh,

1:02:44

he's my king. Yeah. He's

1:02:47

my king. People are also saying I

1:02:49

only picked him because he was the hottest

1:02:51

one, but I don't know what they

1:02:53

look like. I think you're entitled to do

1:02:55

that. Thank you. People are

1:02:58

only saying that you picked the good -looking

1:03:00

guy because he's attractive. Yes.

1:03:02

Yeah. Have you ever watched

1:03:04

a dating show? Yeah, exactly.

1:03:08

Like, geez, okay, everyone, this

1:03:10

isn't the bachelor. How many

1:03:12

people submitted joke profiles of

1:03:14

Luigi Mangione? Oh,

1:03:16

none, actually. My

1:03:19

name's Luigi. I'm

1:03:23

an actor. Like, there was an article

1:03:25

that came up with Luigi after and Danny

1:03:27

Conrent tweeted it at me and he was

1:03:30

like, oh, I might have a guy for

1:03:32

you. And I was like, no. you see

1:03:34

people were flipping out online? was wearing like

1:03:36

Italian loafers and he was shackled in court.

1:03:38

And they were like, okay, sir, not

1:03:41

Luigi. I

1:03:44

did see one and it was just four

1:03:46

pictures of his face and it goes, not

1:03:48

the hazel eyes. They didn't

1:03:50

tell us this. Apparently

1:03:53

having brown eyes is like, is

1:03:56

it now awesome? There's also

1:03:58

a strong contingent of... people

1:04:00

online who are saying that like

1:04:03

at any time his name is mentioned,

1:04:05

they're like, he can't get a

1:04:07

fair trial. This is illegal for you

1:04:09

to tweet his name. poisoning the

1:04:11

jury. Yes. Yeah. Legal

1:04:13

experts. Yep, everyone's a

1:04:15

lawyer. There's a bunch of people tweeting about

1:04:18

jury nullification. They're like, you can just say no.

1:04:20

You can just say not guilty, but don't

1:04:22

say it till the end. It

1:04:24

is true that there's a thing

1:04:26

called jury nullification where the jury

1:04:28

can just say we choose not

1:04:30

to convict him even though he's

1:04:32

guilty. But they don't

1:04:34

want you talking about that. Yeah, they're they're

1:04:36

trying to keep it a secret. Bray

1:04:39

Luigi. All

1:04:41

right, we got any more voicemails? Yeah.

1:04:44

Oh, shout out Squeaks. Yeah, congrats

1:04:46

on being able to graduate. That's just

1:04:48

that's just awesome vibes from Squeaks.

1:04:50

No, no, he gonna end up on

1:04:52

Wall Street with some shit. Yeah,

1:04:55

that's the mentality. He'll somehow figure out

1:04:57

a way to be super, super rich. Yeah,

1:04:59

he'll be that dude. like,

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PFC or whoever wants to

1:05:42

fucking answer the question. guys

1:05:45

are all creative. You

1:05:47

could have just said that. I

1:05:49

was just wondering, like, if you guys

1:05:51

ever had, like, creative blocks or

1:05:53

anything like that. So

1:05:55

I just started, like, initially, just,

1:05:58

like, making videos and stuff. it's really

1:06:00

cool. But I just kind of

1:06:02

came along a point where I just

1:06:04

had some creative blocks and I know,

1:06:06

you know, Aaron makes a lot of

1:06:08

music, you know, PSD, also big, you

1:06:10

know, guitar got, you guys, you guys

1:06:13

are just all very creative in general.

1:06:15

So I just wanted to know like what you guys do

1:06:17

to like kind of deal with that. All

1:06:21

right, that's a great question. That's

1:06:23

a great question. That is a great

1:06:25

question. Definitely,

1:06:27

I've dealt with like writer's block

1:06:29

or just

1:06:32

spurts where I just didn't want to or

1:06:34

feel like I wanted to create. And

1:06:37

I think that's a part of being

1:06:39

to me, it's a part of being

1:06:41

an artist is letting it letting the

1:06:43

art come like don't force it. There

1:06:46

are things that I

1:06:48

do where like I'll I'll

1:06:51

just create something to try to

1:06:53

stay on top of it. But

1:06:55

not necessarily in love with it,

1:06:57

or I'm not necessarily inspired. for

1:07:00

the most part, I'm a firm

1:07:03

believer in art comes when it

1:07:05

comes. And it's part of like

1:07:07

how I consume art as well.

1:07:09

So like I don't want my

1:07:11

my artists to constantly pump out

1:07:13

content or constantly pump out music

1:07:16

or paintings or whatever the case

1:07:18

may be. Like I'm a firm

1:07:20

believer in like whenever and however

1:07:22

you're inspired, like I'm

1:07:24

drawn to that like and

1:07:26

and letting that be a

1:07:28

part. Rick Rubin is like

1:07:30

a he he he describes

1:07:33

it so like beautifully. Like

1:07:35

he says, if you're paraphrasing,

1:07:37

but he says, if you're if

1:07:39

you're if you're creating to

1:07:42

like meet a quota

1:07:44

or to to

1:07:48

satisfy consumerism, like

1:07:50

you're not making

1:07:52

art, he

1:07:54

says, you're making what did he say? Fuck,

1:08:01

I forgot what he said,

1:08:04

but the point is basically

1:08:06

he was saying, it's not

1:08:08

art, you're just participating in,

1:08:10

oh commerce, as we said,

1:08:13

commerce, he said, you're making commerce. And

1:08:16

so to me, that's the

1:08:18

beauty in art and that's why

1:08:20

I don't mind if, Kendrick's

1:08:23

one of my favorite artists, right? He

1:08:26

made, in 2017, he made

1:08:28

Damn, right? He didn't come out album

1:08:30

for five years and he may miss him

1:08:32

around the big stuff, right? And

1:08:34

to me, I wasn't like, yo,

1:08:37

where's the, mean, bro, do

1:08:39

live your life, have your experiences and

1:08:41

then create art about it. Like, I

1:08:44

love that shit though. So it's long

1:08:46

with an answer, but like, I'm passionate

1:08:48

about that. I love my artists to

1:08:50

be artists. Go away in the woods, go

1:08:53

away, find yourself, find whatever

1:08:55

recollection you need to, or have whatever

1:08:57

recollection you need to have and then

1:08:59

come back and create beautiful art, whatever

1:09:01

it is, painting, music, doesn't matter. I

1:09:03

love it. For

1:09:07

me, I

1:09:09

mostly would experience it when I was

1:09:11

writing a whole lot, like I was

1:09:14

writing every single day and there were

1:09:16

some days where you didn't feel like

1:09:18

you had it going on, but I

1:09:20

would just force myself to continue writing

1:09:22

until I wrote one thing that made

1:09:24

myself laugh. And then after I got

1:09:26

to that point, it like gives you

1:09:28

a little burst of energy. You start

1:09:30

believing yourself to be creative again and

1:09:32

everything gets easier after that one point.

1:09:35

So you just have to, in my

1:09:37

experience, sit down and keep doing it

1:09:39

until you make one thing that you

1:09:41

gain confidence from. And then that changes

1:09:43

your perspective on things. But yeah, when

1:09:45

it comes to music, I think it's

1:09:47

like a little bit different. If you're

1:09:49

not feeling it, then you're not feeling

1:09:51

it. It's hard to make yourself get

1:09:54

in that direction. So

1:09:57

with music, for me, it's more like if

1:09:59

I don't feel like writing, just... noodle around

1:10:01

until you find something that sounds cool. And

1:10:03

then if you're inspired to like keep going

1:10:05

with it, then keep going with it. But

1:10:07

yeah, especially music, I think one of the

1:10:09

dope things is like, if

1:10:11

you're feeling stagnant, like

1:10:14

go listen to some shit that

1:10:16

you've never thought about listening to

1:10:18

before. A different genre, a different

1:10:20

band, a different, like somewhere like

1:10:22

different era, right? Something that you,

1:10:25

and you'll find inspiration in my

1:10:27

experience, you'll find inspiration from

1:10:29

something that you would have never known

1:10:31

existed. So like go dig in the

1:10:33

crates. That's, I mean, that's, to me,

1:10:35

the core essence of what hip hop

1:10:37

was, they started digging in crates and

1:10:39

they found their own sound. And

1:10:41

so like, there's just

1:10:44

one album. That's like,

1:10:47

I'm gonna find it. There's just

1:10:49

one album that like, it's

1:10:51

so wild, dawg, that I

1:10:53

fucking love, dawg. Let me find

1:10:56

it, hold on, hold on,

1:10:58

on. I can't find it, but

1:11:00

it's this album that's like,

1:11:02

when it came out, like nobody

1:11:04

listened to it. And then

1:11:06

20 years, 30, 40 years later,

1:11:09

it's like, Herald is one

1:11:12

of the best albums of all time.

1:11:14

Like just sonically, how

1:11:16

it was crafted, technically,

1:11:19

it's really dope. And I found it just

1:11:21

on a whim, just kind of looking for inspiration.

1:11:23

it's an amazing album. I'm gonna find it

1:11:25

and post it, but I can't find it right

1:11:27

now. I remember the name of it, but

1:11:29

it's a really dope album. I

1:11:34

think there's some people out there

1:11:36

that will tell you that writer's block

1:11:38

doesn't exist and that it's just,

1:11:41

you gotta just be creative. Like don't

1:11:43

use writer's block as an excuse. I

1:11:45

disagree. I think that sometimes you

1:11:47

can't force your way out of being

1:11:49

in a non -creative mood. Agreed.

1:11:52

So don't be too hard on yourself

1:11:54

if you're having a hard time coming

1:11:56

up with something. Just not always in

1:11:58

the cards. Agreed. Great. Let let let

1:12:01

let life hit you. Yeah

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what's up Macrodosians?

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Reisburg, Wisconsin Go

1:12:43

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1:12:45

question for Arian Foster

1:12:49

What so given Wisconsin being

1:12:51

running back you And the

1:12:53

powerhouse running backs that we

1:12:55

had did you ever want

1:12:57

to Go to the University

1:12:59

of Wisconsin since we were

1:13:02

running back heavy for

1:13:04

a lot of those years But

1:13:06

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1:13:22

Nope never wanted to go to Wisconsin

1:13:25

But it was running back you

1:13:27

I don't believe that is

1:13:29

true. I think they've had running

1:13:32

backs. Oh, I mean What's

1:13:37

the ball Monty ball

1:13:39

since you've been in college they

1:13:42

went on a good run Melvin

1:13:44

Gordon northern Gordon Jonathan Taylor. Yeah

1:13:47

But I never looked I never looked at

1:13:49

them as running back you I would

1:13:51

say USC was probably more prominent than But

1:13:54

I'm also from Southern California Would

1:13:58

you say running back you,

1:14:00

uh, uh, San

1:14:03

Diego in general, all time

1:14:05

or the like 21st, San

1:14:07

Diego in general. I would

1:14:09

argue has the top running

1:14:11

backs of the city in

1:14:13

a, of any city. Okay.

1:14:16

Me, Terrell

1:14:18

Davis, give it a

1:14:20

B rum all pro me,

1:14:22

Terrell Davis. Um, is

1:14:26

Marshall Falk from San Diego or he just went

1:14:28

to San Diego State? even San Diego State. Uh,

1:14:30

uh, Terrell Davis, uh, Reggie Bush. Um,

1:14:36

there was a few more. Hold on. I'm,

1:14:38

I'm blanking now. So I would say USC

1:14:40

has had some good running backs over

1:14:42

the years. Texas,

1:14:45

Oklahoma. Texas has had some really

1:14:48

good, Oklahoma is a good one too.

1:14:51

Georgia recently. More

1:14:54

recently. Yeah. don't

1:14:58

know that there's a definitive

1:15:00

all time. Allen Pit, Marcus

1:15:02

Allen from San Diego. Yeah.

1:15:06

Pitt has had some good ones too. Cause

1:15:09

I feel like we're, yeah,

1:15:11

don't think there is alarm.

1:15:13

Ricky Williams. Um, yeah.

1:15:16

Yeah. So

1:15:18

Ricky, Ricky's from San

1:15:20

Diego. Yeah. Ricky Williams, he

1:15:22

would, um, or he'd go

1:15:24

to, I'll forget, but yeah, I

1:15:27

mean, Miami. Yeah.

1:15:29

Miami's had some great ones. I

1:15:32

would say USC though. Okay.

1:15:34

Yeah. USC, USC. forget the juice.

1:15:36

There's probably one, one. Reggie

1:15:40

Lindale. It's

1:15:43

the one you're forgetting. Who?

1:15:46

OJ Simpson. Oh yeah, the juice. He said the

1:15:48

juice. We count, we count the

1:15:50

juice. But

1:15:54

no, you never thought about Wisconsin. Why didn't you

1:15:56

think about Wisconsin? I don't

1:15:58

think I've ever. even thought about

1:16:00

Wisconsin. In

1:16:02

general, no disrespect

1:16:05

to Wisconsin. I

1:16:07

just never have. I

1:16:11

know it's a state, but like,

1:16:13

I know, I know it as

1:16:15

a state is like, yo, that's

1:16:17

as a state is not like

1:16:19

I don't know. I don't

1:16:21

I've never had plans to go there. I don't think

1:16:23

I don't think I've been there. Did you ever

1:16:25

play in Green Bay? No, never played

1:16:27

in Green Bay. Really? Yeah.

1:16:29

The the year before I

1:16:31

came to Houston, they

1:16:33

went to Green Bay. And

1:16:35

the year after I left Houston,

1:16:37

they went to Green Bay. It's crazy. I was

1:16:39

going to say for as long as you play,

1:16:41

like you would have almost had to have. Madison,

1:16:45

Wisconsin, outstanding town, like great, great

1:16:47

college. Is the cheese that much?

1:16:49

Like is it cracking? Like, like

1:16:51

it's legit. They just have a

1:16:53

lot of it. So it's

1:16:55

not like it's just got a lot of cheese.

1:16:57

No, it's good. They've got a lot of

1:16:59

good cheese. What's your favorite cheese? Oh,

1:17:01

that's that's a great question. My

1:17:04

favorite is my favorite Jack. Pepper

1:17:06

Jack is unreal to me. Pepper

1:17:08

Jack's pretty good, pretty good

1:17:10

cheese. I would say

1:17:12

is really hard. I think

1:17:14

my favorite cheese are we

1:17:16

including queso? That's

1:17:19

definitely cheese. Yeah, it's just melted. Is

1:17:21

that count queso, like good queso, not

1:17:23

like, you know, just straight up melted

1:17:25

processed cheese. I'm talking about when you

1:17:27

put the spices in it, you put

1:17:29

the peppers in it, the salsa, maybe

1:17:31

sometimes some black beans in there. like

1:17:33

spice? Yes. Yeah.

1:17:36

Nice. I mean,

1:17:38

I lived in Austin for about

1:17:40

10 years. And so I ate a

1:17:42

ton of queso when I was

1:17:44

down there. Tex -Mex queso is probably

1:17:46

my favorite cheese. After that, I'm going

1:17:48

to go sharp cheddar. OK.

1:17:51

Pepper Jack's definitely up there. Pepper

1:17:53

Jack's the one. I like I

1:17:56

like Colby Jack. And.

1:18:00

Hmm. Now it's getting hard. I'm

1:18:03

going to mix it up. to throw

1:18:05

a little, I'm throw

1:18:08

a little feta in there. Just

1:18:10

mixing some feta cheese. Cheese

1:18:13

is, cheese is kind of

1:18:16

the shit. Cheese is the

1:18:18

shit. I like blue cheese dressing. Oh,

1:18:20

see that's where you lose me. Blue cheese

1:18:22

is ass though. With

1:18:25

buffalo wings? Yes, dog

1:18:27

shit. I hate it. It tastes

1:18:29

like cheese is supposed to

1:18:31

taste like. Like it's spoiled. Right?

1:18:34

is rotten. Blue

1:18:36

cheese actually tastes like that to me. A

1:18:38

little bit of mold? Yeah.

1:18:40

Also, American cheese is very

1:18:42

good. Love American cheese. The

1:18:45

cheese snobs out there will look down

1:18:47

on that statement. American cheese

1:18:49

is delicious. It's great on eggs,

1:18:51

great on a burger. I've

1:18:53

always thought that having a whole

1:18:55

bunch of kids and naming them after

1:18:57

cheeses would be a solid move. Because

1:19:00

think about this. You

1:19:02

got Colby. have

1:19:05

Jack. You

1:19:07

got Jack. You've got Pepper.

1:19:09

Pepper could even be a name. Brie.

1:19:15

Gouda. Gouda? I

1:19:17

don't know. You

1:19:19

think Gouda is a good name? Yeah.

1:19:21

Gouda Hart. Yeah.

1:19:25

Yeah, you're right. Gouda is

1:19:28

a running back. Like

1:19:31

Gouda Foster? Dude.

1:19:35

Gouda Foster is between the tackles. Gouda

1:19:37

Waters. Run behind the pads. Probably

1:19:39

like some dreads that are hanging out

1:19:41

just below the helmet, not super

1:19:43

long. Doesn't cover up the name plate.

1:19:45

Talk about a guy that would

1:19:47

have to go to Wisconsin. Yeah, Gouda

1:19:50

Foster. Yeah. Name literally translates.

1:19:52

Name for cheese, eye formation

1:19:54

running back. Gouda Foster translates to

1:19:56

beer cheese. They

1:19:59

would have Wisconsin. to Wisconsin. How

1:20:05

did we get there from Aryan,

1:20:07

did you ever consider Wisconsin? Well

1:20:10

you should have considered it's RBU. So

1:20:12

if Nebraska would have offered

1:20:14

me, I would have went

1:20:16

there so fast though. That

1:20:19

was my number one, Nebraska. Was

1:20:21

weather a consideration to you at all?

1:20:23

No, I didn't care about weather. So

1:20:27

I went to high

1:20:29

school in San Diego

1:20:31

so weather was never

1:20:33

an issue. And

1:20:36

I've always wanted to play in like,

1:20:38

I mean you grow up watching like

1:20:41

the Rose Bowl when it's snowing, like

1:20:43

shit like that, right? Not the Rose

1:20:45

Bowl. I'm

1:20:47

sorry, not the Rose Bowl. Like Michigan, Ohio

1:20:49

State. I don't know why I said the Rose

1:20:51

Bowl. Michigan, Ohio game, yeah. When it's snowing,

1:20:53

shit like that, you start watching that. I mean,

1:20:55

grow up watching that. Like yeah, I wanted

1:20:58

to. Oh, so

1:21:00

I figured you would have tried to avoid that

1:21:02

being from California. But

1:21:04

I mean, I went to Tennessee from San Diego.

1:21:06

Well, I know, yeah, Knoxville is not like when we

1:21:08

were playing Ohio State, everybody was like, they're not

1:21:10

going to be able to handle the cold. And I

1:21:12

was like, I don't think people know where Knoxville

1:21:14

is. They couldn't handle Ohio State.

1:21:17

wasn't the cold. Not that much further

1:21:19

south than Columbus. Yeah, like Knoxville

1:21:21

gets really cold and it snows there. gets

1:21:23

freezing. My coldest game I think I

1:21:25

ever played was it

1:21:27

was in Kentucky, but that's right by

1:21:29

Tennessee. Every

1:21:32

UT Kentucky game it

1:21:34

is when it's in Lexington

1:21:36

kicks off at 8 p .m. It's a night

1:21:38

game every time and it's always about 19 degrees.

1:21:40

Yeah, every single year. So cold. I was

1:21:42

in the day, but it was cold. And

1:21:45

ended up being in the night, though. There's

1:21:47

the photo I should have thought about Wisconsin. No,

1:21:50

they're they're the logos trash, the uniforms

1:21:52

of trash. But

1:21:55

the logos try it's just a

1:21:57

it's the exact same premise as you.

1:21:59

Pee's logo. No,

1:22:03

the W's ass. But,

1:22:06

interesting. Here's where this guy's wrong,

1:22:08

I think. I don't think it's not running,

1:22:10

it's not RBU. It's maybe

1:22:12

fullback you and it's probably

1:22:14

offensive line you. So

1:22:16

the nice part about going to Wisconsin would

1:22:18

be you're gonna have some big boys that

1:22:21

you can run behind. Makes sense. Make a

1:22:23

little bit easier you. I make sense. And

1:22:25

that's what Dion need to do. Dion, if

1:22:27

he's still gonna coach at Colorado, he need

1:22:29

to go to like Nebraska, Iowa, Wisconsin, Minnesota.

1:22:32

He needs to get the big ass white boys

1:22:34

in high school and he need a line,

1:22:37

dawg. Their line has been asked for the last

1:22:39

two, three years. Yeah, that's one

1:22:41

thing Wisconsin does very well, big

1:22:43

ass white boys. What was the -

1:22:45

Joe Thomas. What did he say about

1:22:47

he wanted - Barry Alvarez. Offensive

1:22:50

tackles that were from a one

1:22:52

parent household and like, but a

1:22:54

sinner that's from a two parent

1:22:56

household. He said something about that.

1:22:58

Who said that? Dion. Dion said

1:23:00

that? Yeah. I'll

1:23:03

find it, hang on. That's

1:23:05

fucking horrible, but it's low

1:23:07

key true. I know

1:23:09

Barry Alvarez at Wisconsin, he said,

1:23:11

we make a lot of big people

1:23:13

in Wisconsin. We gotta keep them

1:23:15

in state. We can't let them leave.

1:23:17

That's facts. That was his methodology

1:23:19

for making the offensive line big. Yeah,

1:23:21

I mean, they do. They've got

1:23:23

big, big like German Norse people. I

1:23:26

found the Dion quote. What did do? He

1:23:28

said, for quarterbacks, he wants a mother, father,

1:23:30

dual parent. want the kid to be at

1:23:32

three, five GPA and up because he has

1:23:34

to be smart. No bad decisions off the

1:23:36

field because he has to be the leader

1:23:38

of men. For defensive linemen, he wants single

1:23:40

mama, trying to get it, he's on free

1:23:42

lunch. I'm talking about just

1:23:44

trying to make it. He's trying to

1:23:46

rescue mama, like mama barely made the flight

1:23:48

and I want him to just go

1:23:50

get it. If a white coach said that,

1:23:52

he'd be fired. Oh, that is he

1:23:55

should be. I mean, I'm, This is a

1:23:57

road in jail. That's just crazy, though,

1:23:59

for him to say that. That's not all.

1:24:01

Yeah, so it's defensive linemen, he said

1:24:03

that, not offensive linemen. That's crazy, though.

1:24:05

Did he say anything about

1:24:07

his offensive linemen? I don't

1:24:09

recall. I think it was defensive linemen,

1:24:11

he was trying to get their

1:24:14

mamas out of it. I understand what

1:24:16

he's saying, but it's

1:24:18

like, that's You could very easily

1:24:20

say what he's saying without how

1:24:22

he phrased it. You just got

1:24:24

to say like, I'm with some

1:24:26

hungry young kids. You don't got

1:24:28

to say that, bro. Like what

1:24:30

the fuck? That's just crazy. Yeah,

1:24:33

yeah. Hey, Mac,

1:24:35

we're nursing crew. This is

1:24:37

Daniel from Wisconsin. Love

1:24:40

the pod. My question

1:24:42

is which athlete from before

1:24:44

social media times do

1:24:46

you think would have benefited

1:24:48

the most from social

1:24:50

media? So this is probably

1:24:52

my pack of fan

1:24:54

bias, but I would say

1:24:56

if Twitter was around

1:24:58

when Brett Farr was playing,

1:25:00

he would have had

1:25:02

some crazy highlights on Twitter

1:25:05

and we would have

1:25:07

gotten a lot of the

1:25:09

if Brett Farr does

1:25:11

this, you know, people

1:25:13

talk about it for a month type of tweets

1:25:15

that we see kind of with my homes. And

1:25:18

then just to piggyback

1:25:20

on to episode from

1:25:22

earlier, I just wanted

1:25:25

to tell you guys

1:25:27

my favorite sports conspiracy

1:25:29

theory, and that's that

1:25:31

Wilt Chamberlain never scored

1:25:33

100 points in a

1:25:35

game. We have like

1:25:37

4k video footage of

1:25:39

Jesse Oldt medals in

1:25:41

the Olympics in 1936

1:25:43

and not a single

1:25:45

clip from Wilt Chamberlain's

1:25:47

alleged 100 point game.

1:25:50

Love the pod. You're all

1:25:52

gorgeous and handsome and stay

1:25:54

beautiful. Thanks, guys. Real

1:25:56

quick, just on the second point

1:25:59

first. Will Chamberlain for

1:26:01

sure did not score a hundred points, but you

1:26:03

know who claims to have a tape of

1:26:05

it Josh

1:26:07

Passner who was the basketball coach

1:26:09

at Memphis and Georgia Tech? And

1:26:12

I think he works for ASPN now. I

1:26:14

Think he claims like his

1:26:16

grandfather had like the only tape

1:26:19

of the game And I

1:26:21

don't know if he has it now or what

1:26:23

but I remember that that's your fly, bro That's what

1:26:25

I'm saying like where is it? He's

1:26:28

got the only yeah, I don't know no one

1:26:30

else can watch it. I agree, bro I don't think

1:26:32

I don't think he did like we have we

1:26:34

have so much footage. I've seen like Little

1:26:36

girls walking in I Don't

1:26:40

know Backwoods of

1:26:42

Mississippi video from 1912. Yeah, but

1:26:44

I can't see I can't see

1:26:46

I'm gonna get busy for a

1:26:48

hundred Nah, bro. I'm out So

1:26:51

apparently Josh Passner's father was

1:26:53

the ball boy for the

1:26:55

76ers And

1:26:57

compromise may have had some

1:26:59

tape. I don't know He's

1:27:02

compromised fuck at it. I do

1:27:04

agree with that. I

1:27:07

don't think he scored a hundred What

1:27:11

was the other question that he had

1:27:13

oh which athlete would have benefited most

1:27:15

from social media and he was as

1:27:17

well Muhammad Ali.

1:27:19

Oh Good call He would have been

1:27:21

great online. Oh my god, good

1:27:24

call. He would he would have been

1:27:26

the perfect troll He would talk

1:27:28

so much shit. Oh Yeah,

1:27:30

I would I would have liked to see

1:27:32

his his day -in day -out thoughts Brett Farve.

1:27:34

I think bad bad exam horrible He would

1:27:36

he would have fucked up a few times

1:27:38

like if you're talking about game film and

1:27:41

tape and all that stuff Yeah, oh look

1:27:43

at this crazy passages through I'm talking about

1:27:45

on his personal accounts Brett Farve would Yeah,

1:27:47

he would have gotten called into the GM's

1:27:49

office. Yeah a few times Like

1:27:52

Brett, know that this was a tweet not

1:27:54

a not a text You

1:27:56

DM'd me. Yeah Oh

1:27:59

Speaking of all this, Aaron, I have

1:28:01

to get your thoughts. Bad job by

1:28:03

Big T, not including this in today's

1:28:05

rundown. Steve Smith. I

1:28:07

almost brought it up earlier, but we were talking

1:28:09

about something else. Your thoughts. Hey,

1:28:12

listen, man. It

1:28:17

happens, you know? If

1:28:19

there's one thing I know about human

1:28:21

beings, is they be fucking. People

1:28:24

be fucking. It is what it is.

1:28:26

Like, I feel bad for Buddy, you

1:28:29

know I mean? And him airing all

1:28:31

this shit out is his hurt. I understand

1:28:33

that as well. He's probably gonna regret

1:28:35

that one day, if he doesn't already. Definitely.

1:28:37

Like, it probably felt good in the

1:28:39

moment to be like, this is my wife,

1:28:41

she cheated on me. Steve Smith said

1:28:44

that he rearranged her IUD. Yeah. And. Some

1:28:46

of those texts were nuts. Yeah.

1:28:52

I don't ever celebrate shit like that. It's

1:28:54

bad because there's a kid evolve, right?

1:28:56

Right. And so the kid, that's, and to

1:28:58

me, that's why the, and

1:29:01

maybe he won't regret it, but

1:29:03

like, it's not a, it's not

1:29:05

like, if your kid can Google

1:29:07

your mess, it's not a good

1:29:09

thing. And I say that from

1:29:11

experience. Like, it's not a good

1:29:13

thing. The kid will not appreciate

1:29:15

it later on, right? And so

1:29:17

I hope my man finds peace.

1:29:19

I hope he finds, you know,

1:29:21

some healing. That shit

1:29:23

sucks. But all

1:29:25

that said, I

1:29:29

don't know how you that sloppy. Some

1:29:32

people are like, how you

1:29:34

that? You know what I'm saying?

1:29:36

Like, do, do, do something more sneaky

1:29:38

than text messages. know I'm saying? Like,

1:29:40

changed, she changed his name to three in

1:29:44

her phone. That is very sloppy.

1:29:47

Very sloppy. What do you think three

1:29:49

stood for? Third

1:29:52

leg. I don't know.

1:29:54

You might be right.

1:29:56

Yeah. That

1:29:59

might be correct. I don't

1:30:01

know. I don't know. I've

1:30:03

seen a lot of different

1:30:05

activities like that. There's

1:30:07

no reason to do it on

1:30:09

a text message like that. Very sloppy.

1:30:12

Very sloppy. But, I mean... I

1:30:15

didn't know the Ravens had

1:30:17

a band. Yeah, me

1:30:20

either. And apparently Steve Smith

1:30:22

has been quite active in the band.

1:30:24

He was conducting it. He was playing

1:30:26

drums at one point with a band.

1:30:29

He's going to a lot of band practices. All

1:30:32

right, we got another voicemail? Hey,

1:30:38

this is Bryce from

1:30:40

the armpit of Montana,

1:30:43

Calisbell Montana. I

1:30:45

love the show. Did

1:30:50

he say Calisbell Montana? It's

1:30:52

like Calisbell -y. Bro, it's like

1:30:54

a car salesman, bro, off a

1:30:56

commercial. That is crazy. I

1:30:59

love his nigga voice, bro. Run

1:31:01

it back. Yeah, also

1:31:03

Montana having an armpit. didn't know. Calisbell

1:31:05

Montana. Us having fans in

1:31:07

Montana's fire. Yeah, that's fire.

1:31:09

Congratulations on living in a beautiful

1:31:11

place. 'all been to Montana? No,

1:31:14

haven't. I've been. Beautiful.

1:31:16

Y 'all ain't down. I live in a perpetual

1:31:18

state of trying to convince my friends to travel

1:31:20

with me. All of them. Nobody wants

1:31:22

to travel with me. You say that

1:31:25

we went to San Diego? To

1:31:27

say. Now this one

1:31:29

ain't going anywhere. That's

1:31:31

true. Yeah. I went to Knoxville.

1:31:33

He's handcuffed. That's true, too. You

1:31:35

left early? I did leave

1:31:37

early. You did leave early. Let's

1:31:39

find a macro trip. I

1:31:42

would be down to go to Montana. Yeah.

1:31:44

Yeah, Calisbell 24 ,000 people

1:31:46

live there. Eighth are just,

1:31:48

or seven most pop, most populous. So it's

1:31:50

not the armpit. I

1:31:52

think armpit might just be like

1:31:54

geographically, geographically where it is. Oh,

1:31:56

don't know. It's among the bad

1:31:59

places. Montana's got a face. I didn't know

1:32:01

that it had an armpit. Arkansas's

1:32:03

lucky the armpit. Of

1:32:05

the country? Wow, agreed. Yeah, I mean, you're

1:32:07

not wrong, but there's listeners out there in

1:32:09

Arkansas right now being like first the Duggar

1:32:12

episode, now this. No, I'm just

1:32:14

saying like literally, the little man in the middle

1:32:16

of the United States, that's where the armpit

1:32:18

is. Oh, Mimal. No,

1:32:21

that's the crotch. Oh yeah,

1:32:23

I have a really bad feeling that

1:32:25

Ohio would technically be that man's armpit.

1:32:27

Wait, am I bugging? No, Mimal, Mimal

1:32:29

the Elf, it's Minnesota,

1:32:32

Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas,

1:32:34

Louisiana. Tennessee

1:32:36

is its frying pan and he's cooking

1:32:38

Kentucky fried chicken. You don't mind telling

1:32:40

me what the fuck you're talking about?

1:32:43

Yeah, yeah. Arkansas, you're

1:32:45

right, you're right. Missouri is the armpit, my

1:32:47

fault, Arkansas. Yes, Missouri armpit. I didn't

1:32:49

know about this and then they talked about

1:32:51

it on our other favorite podcast, The

1:32:53

Toast one time. And I didn't know about

1:32:55

Mimal until then last year. Arkansas is

1:32:57

the crotch. Yeah, that's my fault. So this

1:32:59

guy's a chef? Yeah, you never heard

1:33:01

about before? I've never seen this before in

1:33:03

my life. Really? No. The

1:33:05

little guy in the, wow. Yeah,

1:33:08

it works out pretty well. That's why they call Louisiana

1:33:11

the boot. Yeah. Well

1:33:13

no, they call it the boot because

1:33:15

it looks like a boot. Mimal's boot,

1:33:17

whose boot is it? I don't think

1:33:19

that has to do with it belonging

1:33:21

to a fictitious chef. does. I'm

1:33:23

not telling you. I don't know. Not chef, but

1:33:25

like the boot comes from like that. I hold,

1:33:27

he's a guy. That's where

1:33:29

it comes from. People would refer

1:33:31

to Louisiana looking like a boot

1:33:33

even if there was not this

1:33:36

fake chef elf. The

1:33:38

fake chef elf is the

1:33:40

reason why. This has been

1:33:42

a thing since. I

1:33:44

don't know that that's the reason

1:33:47

why it's called the boot. People

1:33:49

say that Italy

1:33:51

looks like a hill, but

1:33:54

there's no other person in

1:33:56

Europe. I

1:34:00

just like Mad Dog trying to steal

1:34:02

Valor and be like, yo, Ohio's part of

1:34:04

MIMO too. I didn't know MIMO. I didn't

1:34:06

know MIMO. I didn't know his vibes. MIMO

1:34:08

does not concern you, Ohioans out there. Yeah,

1:34:10

sorry. Thank God for

1:34:12

it. Missouri can

1:34:14

take armpit. Okay,

1:34:16

so let's get back to

1:34:18

the guy from Montana. Mad Dog,

1:34:20

McKenzie, PFT, Big T, Arian. So

1:34:23

I used to, I played a

1:34:25

little college basketball. We used to play

1:34:27

a game on the bus. But

1:34:29

we would pick a sports team, NFL,

1:34:31

MLB, NBA. It could be current,

1:34:33

whatever era. And we would go in

1:34:35

a circle and we would just

1:34:37

name players from that team until

1:34:39

somebody was out of players and that

1:34:41

person lost. I know you guys are big

1:34:44

ball knowers. I figured that might be

1:34:46

something to enjoy. Stay

1:34:48

handsome. Stay beautiful. All

1:34:50

right, bye. All right, I

1:34:52

think the way to do this is... 1997 Washington. No, no,

1:34:54

no. You don't get to pick. It was cutting out

1:34:56

for me. What do you say? He

1:34:58

said he played college basketball and they would

1:35:01

play a game on the bus where someone

1:35:03

names any professional sports team and then you

1:35:05

have to go around and name players that

1:35:07

played on that team until someone runs out.

1:35:09

So I think the way we should do

1:35:11

this is McKenzie and Madeleine come up with

1:35:13

the team and then we go.

1:35:15

Well, that's kind of misogyny, bro. Why can't they

1:35:17

play? Well, they can play. I'm

1:35:19

just sport of the four

1:35:21

majors. Don't do hockey. Yeah, let's not do

1:35:23

hockey. I was never going hockey. I

1:35:25

was going to. I'm down. I'm down. Buffalo

1:35:27

Sabres. Although that would probably go the

1:35:30

quickest if we were pressed time. I don't

1:35:32

know nothing about Bessie Grisky and I

1:35:34

don't even know who he played for. So...

1:35:36

He was on the Coyotes, wasn't he? Did

1:35:39

he play a season for them? Gratsky?

1:35:41

I think he might have played. I know

1:35:43

he was in management, but no fucking

1:35:45

clue who he played for. He played for

1:35:47

Oilers, Kings, Rangers. Yeah. Did he do

1:35:49

a season? I don't think so. I don't

1:35:51

know. Y 'all give us a team. Okay.

1:35:56

So whoever does it, so

1:35:59

we just go around

1:36:01

and whoever does it they

1:36:03

out yeah so I

1:36:05

guess we'll I'm in oh

1:36:07

man let's do it

1:36:09

yeah okay Milwaukee Bucks out

1:36:11

the gate swing it

1:36:14

all right I'll start yeah

1:36:16

I mean I'm not

1:36:18

gonna make it easy I'll

1:36:20

start I'll start Giannis

1:36:22

out of the couple Chris

1:36:24

Middleton Dame Lillard man

1:36:26

I'm struck um fuck what's

1:36:29

the name and how

1:36:31

long do we get historically

1:36:33

I don't know Michael

1:36:35

red yeah yeah yeah Jeff

1:36:37

Teague mmm Ray Allen good

1:36:40

one fuck I don't

1:36:42

know Lopez one of

1:36:44

Lopez brothers what's his

1:36:47

name I mean I

1:36:49

feel like this is

1:36:51

I'm out with the

1:36:53

Milwaukee Bucks killing me

1:36:55

yeah I honest well

1:36:57

okay go Pat Bev

1:37:00

good pick yeah that's

1:37:02

another good pick Matthew

1:37:04

Della Vadova Queen Queen

1:37:06

damn I'm out that

1:37:08

fast I'm I'm almost

1:37:10

out really who's the

1:37:13

I could keep going

1:37:15

Andre Karolinko do you

1:37:17

play for the box

1:37:19

I don't think Andrew

1:37:21

Bogut is who I

1:37:23

was trying to get

1:37:25

to and then I

1:37:28

said Andre Karolinko Andrew

1:37:30

Karolinko AK -47 yeah

1:37:32

he goes to jazz

1:37:34

yeah I mean I

1:37:36

could I could keep

1:37:38

going right now should

1:37:41

I keep going it's

1:37:43

your turn it's your

1:37:45

turn okay Jason Terry

1:37:47

mmm nice I'm lost

1:37:49

already yeah I win

1:37:51

I do baseball or

1:37:54

football do football do

1:37:56

football do football football

1:37:58

okay football There's

1:38:08

only Arizona Cardinals. Okay.

1:38:11

Okay. Starts off

1:38:13

PFT. All right.

1:38:15

I'll just start off

1:38:17