Kendrick Lamar's Halftime Show: A Moment for the Culture | Feb 11, 2025

Kendrick Lamar's Halftime Show: A Moment for the Culture | Feb 11, 2025

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Kendrick Lamar's Halftime Show: A Moment for the Culture | Feb 11, 2025

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Please, please, come on. This is bullshit.

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big T You as well. It's good

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to see you mad dog. Good to

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see you McKenzie Aaron good to

3:08

see you on online again I'm pumped

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to be back. I miss Chicago Weather here

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kind of stinks I do love New

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Orleans, but it was time to come

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home and also shout out to the

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city of New Orleans The one thing

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that I heard from everybody

3:23

this week was They should have the Super Bowl

3:25

in New Orleans every single year. All the guys

3:27

in the media were saying that, all the girls

3:29

down there, everyone was in agreement, they should have

3:31

it in New Orleans every year. I'm gonna stand

3:34

up for the city of New Orleans. I don't

3:36

think they want the Super Bowl there every single year.

3:38

Let's space it out a little bit. Give them some

3:40

time to take a quick break, because by the end

3:42

of it, there were a lot of people from Louisiana

3:44

being like, I love y'all but y'all need to get

3:46

to get the fuck out. You'll need to get the

3:49

fuck out. But it is a great place

3:51

to go. I mean, it's only in

3:53

what five or six places anyway? We

3:55

got San Fran next year Frisco is

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what they like to call it out

3:59

there. Miami, Houston, Houston, Minneapolis,

4:01

Scottsdale. They only got one

4:04

because they built a new

4:06

stadium. I guess Glendale, Phoenix,

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and then, does it say Vegas already?

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Dallas, Arlington sometimes, right? Have

4:13

they had? They got one when they

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built that stadium, right? Yeah, so the

4:17

UNFL likes to do that for new

4:20

stadiums. Right, but I don't know that

4:22

they've had many since then. I don't

4:24

know if that they have either, but

4:26

yeah, Phoenix, New Orleans, Miami.

4:28

San Francisco slash Palo Alto wherever the

4:31

fuck that stadium is Santa Clara. I think

4:33

is what the stadium is I don't think

4:35

they're gonna have another one up in Minneapolis

4:37

That was to Cleveland will have one in 10 years

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Cleveland will probably have one in 10

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years Hopefully, we'll probably have one in 10 years

4:43

Hopefully, hopefully Washington DC Nashville's building a new stadium.

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Yeah, Nashville would be a good city for it.

4:48

That'll be a good one. They'll go Atlanta. They

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like to do it there too. Usually they like

4:52

to go warm weather unless it's unless it's a

4:54

new warm weather unless it's a new stadium and

4:56

then they will expand for like a year

4:58

or two. The Jets had it when it

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was the Broncos and the Seahawks and it

5:03

was cold as fuck and everybody hated it.

5:05

I also think that Caddell is going

5:07

to have a Super Bowl over in

5:09

England in London. I think he's planning

5:12

on doing that. It's going to suck.

5:14

Don't do it Roger. That's your fucking

5:16

ass. If you think you've seen media

5:18

members complain. Yeah. You've seen nothing. Yeah.

5:20

Until they have to fly to England

5:22

for the Super Bowl. It's going to

5:25

be bad. So yeah, we're back Super

5:27

Bowl was yesterday. It was a

5:29

whomping Philadelphia Eagles or

5:31

World Champions. Ari, did you

5:34

call that? That's crazy. I

5:36

didn't think they were going to get

5:38

whop. I thought they were going to

5:40

win, but I think Philly was going

5:42

to win, but I think it was

5:44

going to whop like that. Yeah, it

5:47

was your big take. It

5:49

was probably the best defensive

5:51

performance of all time. It's up

5:53

there with like the Buccaneers against

5:55

Tom Brady. I'm sorry the Buccaneers

5:58

when they had Tom Brady again my

6:00

homes. Yeah, I mean, this is, they

6:02

got what, man? This is controlled

6:04

the line of scrimmage. I thought

6:06

the chief's defense did a better

6:08

job on the run than I

6:11

thought that was gonna do, but,

6:13

yeah, got the ass what, man. Yeah,

6:15

they bottled up SACO in

6:17

a little bit. You didn't

6:19

have a very good game.

6:21

It was the most disinterested,

6:24

everything. The commercials are dead.

6:26

Commercials aren't even a thing

6:28

anymore. The game was terrible.

6:31

I'm sure Ariam will disagree

6:33

half-time show was was lifeless to

6:35

me Lifeless yeah, that's a crazy

6:37

adjective life there was there was

6:40

no juice in the building it

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was It just didn't it didn't

6:44

do anything for me. It wasn't

6:46

for you. That's all it's okay. Yeah.

6:48

I don't I don't know that there's

6:50

anything he could have done that that

6:53

I would have loved but But

6:55

I saw a clip of

6:57

you. No, no, no, no.

6:59

But Joe Budden, you

7:02

like him, right? That's

7:05

the home. Yeah, I saw a clip of him

7:07

the set list I guess leaked before And he

7:10

talked about it like it was a joke

7:12

He was like whoever came up with this this

7:14

would be the worst thing in this would be

7:16

the worst performance of all time like this has

7:18

to be a joke And he was talking

7:20

shit about it like it would be so terrible

7:23

and then it was the real set list. So

7:27

I don't go to Joe Button

7:29

for my opinions on if

7:32

I like somebody. No, I'm

7:34

sure. I'm sure there are a

7:36

lot of people who loved

7:38

it. It just, it didn't

7:40

do anything for me. So,

7:42

like, when you, as a

7:45

Kendrick Lamar fan, like, it

7:47

wasn't just him wrapping,

7:49

right? He was telling a story,

7:51

I thought it was dope story

7:54

that he was telling how he

7:56

used. Samuel Jackson's uncle Sam. It

7:58

was really dope. I like that.

8:00

Did Serena Williams date Drake? This

8:03

was the first I was hearing

8:05

of this. Yeah, that was a

8:07

little subtle, subtle dig actually. Yeah,

8:09

they used to date. But the thing

8:12

with Drake, and the reason why a

8:14

lot of people in the industry don't

8:16

like this nigger, is because he's

8:18

always like digging at people. So

8:20

like he sent subtle shots at

8:23

Serena. and wraps before. He sent

8:25

shuttle shots at Riana and wraps

8:27

before. He does his order. He

8:29

does it all the time. Like

8:31

if you listen to his music,

8:33

which I do, like it's like,

8:35

why would you do that though?

8:37

It makes no sense. And so,

8:39

and so that was, I didn't, I

8:41

didn't, I didn't know that they were

8:43

gonna do that, but that was a

8:46

little subtle kick back to him,

8:48

I'm sure. Now can I ask you

8:50

one question? At what point. At what

8:52

point does it become a little

8:55

corny? He had to do it in

8:57

this, I'm not, I'm not begrudging

8:59

it for doing it at the

9:01

Super Bowl. How long, how long

9:03

until it becomes a little corny

9:05

that his whole thing is, is Drake?

9:07

Never. Never. Never. Never. But see,

9:09

this, this is, this is. This is

9:12

Drake fan rhetoric right here.

9:14

You're entering into weird. Oh

9:16

no, I promise I'm a

9:18

fan of neither I promise

9:20

Kendrick Lamar Kendrick Lamar was

9:22

a global superstar before this

9:25

beef started like that's an

9:27

argument to stop doing it Back

9:29

check me. He had the highest grossing

9:31

tour of all time at one point

9:33

and I think Drake and 21 Savage

9:35

beat it but highest grossing of all

9:38

time as a rapper and so it's

9:40

like He don't need this, but this

9:42

is what this is what casual

9:44

rap fans don't understand about rap. Rap

9:46

is a sport. It is a competition.

9:49

So while you I don't know what you

9:51

used to do at lunch, right? You probably

9:53

like, I don't know what you used to

9:55

do at lunch. What we did with

9:57

Chief just named different athletes and their

9:59

numbers. Perfect. So we, what

10:01

I used to, I used to battle rap.

10:03

I used to, we used to get in

10:06

a cipher with a car, a cipher, and

10:08

we used to just wrap against each other,

10:10

right? And you would just, and you would

10:12

spar, that's what, it's a verbal spar, that's

10:14

how rap started, that's, it's the core and

10:16

the essence of the entire genre. And, and

10:18

when you, when you put that on wax,

10:21

it's like, it's a forever thing. It's like,

10:23

it's a forever thing, like, like, like, like,

10:25

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it's

10:27

a, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

10:30

One of one of the people I

10:32

follow the least to be honest with.

10:35

Job rule and 50 said they're

10:37

having shit about that man. It's

10:39

funny. It's still funny. It's still

10:42

funny. It's still funny. Like

10:44

this is what it is like that

10:46

is what rap is about. Now do

10:48

I think it's gonna be forever like

10:50

with Kendrick? No, I don't think

10:53

he's gonna do that. But it

10:55

just happened last year. This was

10:57

a what they he just won five

10:59

Grammys for this song. This is not

11:01

like a Drakeford has a weird

11:04

to me dog and this rhetoric is

11:06

weird to me because it's like he

11:08

just won a Grammy. I didn't think

11:10

it was gonna play this song, but

11:12

he did. Oh really? It makes sense.

11:14

No, I didn't think it was gonna

11:17

play. Oh, if he didn't do that, I

11:19

mean, what, what would the point of

11:21

even been? He had to. It's just from

11:23

an outside perspective, the only time

11:25

I hear about Kendrick Lamar is

11:27

in the same breath as Drake,

11:29

which I feel like if I were

11:31

him, you would want to distance yourself

11:34

from at some point. Well,

11:36

that's because you don't, you're not

11:38

a fan of Kendrick Lamar, that's

11:40

why that's the only. Yeah, I guess.

11:42

Why would you hear about it elsewhere?

11:44

But no, stomp on that man's

11:46

great. Continue to. I'm gonna be

11:48

there for the entirety of it.

11:50

But. What I need the

11:52

Drake fans to understand

11:55

is you can't be a fan

11:57

of Drake and still enjoy

11:59

this process. I like Drake's

12:02

music. I still listen to some

12:04

of Drake's songs, but I'm not

12:06

going to not enjoy this trouncing

12:08

forever. It's going to forever be

12:10

entertaining to me. And not like

12:12

us. Not like us is the

12:14

biggest, maybe the biggest rap song

12:16

of all time. It's one of them. It's

12:19

up there. And it was in a

12:21

rap beef in a moment in time

12:23

that it's just a special song. It's

12:25

a special song. And so it's going

12:28

to be forever chanted for any time

12:30

anybody is accused of sexual assault.

12:32

Those words are going to be, I'm

12:34

not a sexual assault on a minor,

12:36

those words will be uttered to you. They're

12:39

not like us. It's cultural implications.

12:42

It's just a great song. This is what

12:44

it is, man. There's a moment in

12:46

time. I enjoyed it. It did feel like

12:48

he was just absolutely stomping

12:50

on the grave of Drake on

12:53

the biggest platform possible, which I.

12:55

I respect that. I think it's

12:57

weird that the NFL gave

12:59

him that platform to do that. Could

13:01

not really a move that the

13:04

that the NFL has made in

13:06

the past. But yeah, it felt

13:08

like it was a 20 minute

13:10

commercial for like Kendrick Lamar continues

13:12

to defeat Drake. I love it.

13:14

And so if you, if you were

13:16

a fan of the media, I agree

13:18

with Aaron, like don't, don't stop. Just

13:21

keep it going. At this point I don't

13:23

know how it could get worse like Super

13:25

Bowl halftime performance like if Kendrick shows up

13:27

I don't know like is Drake married if he

13:29

gets if he gets married Kendrick just gets

13:31

a guest spot at the after dinner I

13:34

don't know he's just gonna show up

13:36

everywhere and just continue to humiliate him

13:38

I do love that from the narrative

13:40

standpoint but it did feel weird that

13:42

the NFL was like okay we're gonna

13:44

we're gonna use our biggest platform to

13:46

have Kendrick Lamar just get up here

13:48

and remind everybody that Drake sucks sucks

13:53

Yeah, that's pretty that was pretty much it when he

13:55

was it was great when he said great half-time really

13:57

the best part of the half-time show was when he

13:59

just said, say Drake, and just smiled

14:02

at the camera. He's a villain,

14:04

dog, he is a fucking villain.

14:06

Yes, but he's also like an

14:08

anti-filling. Yes, that's, yes, that's,

14:10

yes. Like he's a villain. I

14:12

love that screams. Yeah, but he's, he's,

14:15

he's let people know that his

14:17

cause is just. And no matter how

14:19

petty he gets with it. Remember what's

14:21

at the core of it is

14:23

he's doing something for the right.

14:25

the right side on all this this

14:27

is a net this is a net

14:30

positive he's a joker yeah exactly the

14:32

joker in the dark night yeah so

14:34

what he stands for is absolutely correct

14:36

wait so the yeah you owe you're

14:38

pro-joker blowing up children's

14:40

hospitals what I said what he

14:42

stands for is absolutely correct okay

14:44

but did some of his executions

14:47

maybe a little dinos dinos was

14:49

right so I don't as his

14:51

execution was I don't think it

14:53

was the best half-time show.

14:55

I don't know that like

14:57

the NFL half-time show of

14:59

Kendrick Lamar concerts necessarily the

15:01

best choice for the vibe that they

15:04

usually like to convey, but I'm a

15:06

fan of Kendrick and so I

15:08

thought he did a I thought he did

15:10

a good job. I personally... This is what

15:12

I don't understand about this

15:15

narrative. Because I've heard people say

15:17

the Riana half-time show was bad.

15:19

People say... Bruno Mars, halftime shows,

15:21

but I forgot. So like, what

15:23

are people looking for in a

15:26

halftime? I don't understand. But to

15:28

me, it's like, if you like

15:30

the music, then it's going to

15:32

be a good halftime show, if

15:34

you don't like the music,

15:36

it's not going to be a

15:39

halftime show. Like, I don't understand

15:41

what, like, what makes a good

15:43

halftime show, I don't understand what,

15:45

like, what makes a good halftime

15:48

show, I don't know. Prince

15:50

maybe the greatest half-time show the

15:52

ubiquity of the music has a

15:54

lot to do with it like

15:57

I How many people knew any other

15:59

song? he did last night other

16:01

than not like us. Pretty low. What

16:03

kind of people are we talking?

16:05

The country. Oh yeah, I know it's majority

16:08

white countries. Find out

16:10

a lot. Yeah, so like I think

16:12

it's just like Usher last year was

16:14

awesome because Usher has a lot of

16:17

really great songs that everybody knows.

16:19

I heard I heard bad reviews

16:21

from him. Well there's gonna

16:23

be there's gonna be good and

16:26

bad for everyone but like. That's

16:29

what I'm saying. So like that is

16:31

but I think in my mind, it's

16:33

how many people know? Your your

16:35

hits that like they're like fuck.

16:37

Yeah, I love this song So you

16:39

look for a half-time show if you know

16:42

if you can sing along with

16:44

it? I don't I don't

16:46

particularly Care, but I think that's

16:48

what most people would judge it

16:50

on. Yeah No, I'm asking you

16:52

though. I'm missing you specifically

16:54

I mean, it's yeah, for me personally, it's

16:57

just if I like the songs or not

16:59

like I don't know or like a lot

17:01

of Kendrick songs like it didn't do

17:03

anything for me, but like Several in

17:05

the pat like Usher last year was

17:07

great understood I think a lot of it

17:10

does have to do with whether or not

17:12

the average NFL fan is going to be

17:14

able to sing long like somebody that

17:16

doesn't pay that much attention to

17:19

music a casual music fan No,

17:24

I hear you guys. Like I thought Lady Gagga

17:26

did a good job. I thought Riana did

17:28

a great job I thought that Bruno

17:30

Mars was solid. I didn't really love

17:32

the weekend, but some people did. Also,

17:35

they liked what they're they're confusing a

17:37

lot of people because The annual tradition

17:40

is to go back with like a

17:42

microscope and try to figure out how

17:44

it's satanic and I don't know if

17:46

there was any satanic imagery that's getting

17:48

people upset. So they're just like I

17:50

didn't like it Do you think maybe

17:53

he did the whole drink thing to

17:55

distract people from the satanicness

17:57

of it all? Possibly. So that nobody's

17:59

talking. Is Drake a Christ figure?

18:01

Is Drake a Christ figure? Has

18:03

he become a Savior that is

18:06

that is taking this punishment for

18:08

our sins as a country? Let's

18:10

have the conversation. And he's

18:12

not even American. Because he

18:14

is Jewish. It would be ironic

18:16

as shit. Yeah, well, so is

18:19

Jesus. It's all adding up. Yeah.

18:21

Somehow Drake has become a Christ-like

18:23

figure. Kendrick Lamar has become the

18:26

Roman soldiers. Let's run

18:28

with that. Let's run, let's see

18:30

how much we can milk out

18:32

of that narrative, boys. Yeah, listen,

18:34

I enjoyed it from a musical

18:36

standpoint because he's super talented as

18:38

an artist, but I don't know, weird

18:40

choice. Again, I'll repeat myself from part

18:42

of my take yesterday and really it's

18:45

something that I saw Michael Greer post

18:47

that ACDC should be the halftime performer.

18:49

ACDC would fucking rock. I'll put

18:51

together right now, how long is

18:54

a halftime show? 12 minutes. Okay,

18:56

top of my head. I will

18:58

put together a fucking banger of

19:00

a half-time show Thunderstruck

19:02

number one solid what

19:04

an opening song that would

19:07

be right and they probably

19:09

do like two and a

19:11

half minutes of thunderstruck Then

19:13

we go into highway to

19:15

hell. Then we go into

19:17

highway to hell's bells

19:19

with a dung shout out Trevor

19:21

Hoffman back in black I'm

19:24

liking this so far. You shook me

19:26

all night long. I'm not

19:29

familiar with that one. She was

19:31

a fast machine. She kept her

19:33

motor clean. She was the best

19:36

damn woman that I ever seen.

19:38

No, you're doing a great

19:40

job. I'm just... Doctors me

19:42

out with those American thighs.

19:44

No, yeah, you're killing it. I

19:46

just, I'm not familiar with that

19:49

one. Okay, you know, shook me

19:51

all night. Yeah, you know the song.

19:53

Oh, okay, okay. And then and

19:56

then and then for the

19:58

closer, I would say You

20:01

probably can't do a whole lot of

20:03

rosy where you bring out the giant

20:05

70 foot inflatable Chubby

20:08

woman that's touching yourself They got a

20:10

great stage set I would say you

20:12

end with either a long way to

20:14

the top if you want a rocket

20:17

roll nice or school rock for those

20:19

about to rock we salute you also

20:21

school of rock and how great would

20:24

that set be? Yeah, you've made

20:26

a compelling case have they

20:28

not done one? I don't

20:30

think so maybe Maybe you

20:32

toss in dirty deeds, done

20:34

dirt cheap. I mean, the

20:36

problem with ACDC performing

20:38

a half time is how do

20:40

you narrow down that set

20:43

list? Yeah. You've made

20:45

a great argument. Thank

20:47

you. It's a no-brainer.

20:49

Although there might be

20:51

some of the younger generation that's

20:54

like, oh, you're so washed.

20:56

I don't care. ACDC was

20:58

a... in their prime dropping

21:00

bangers when I was in

21:02

my teens or 20s like

21:04

they're they're an older band

21:06

but they they still rock

21:08

I've seen them live like five

21:10

times they kick ass all right

21:12

so that's just my suggestion or

21:15

what about this for a Super

21:17

Bowl halftime performance you do like

21:19

karaoke but it's just NFL

21:22

players with a kick ass backup

21:24

band okay and they get on stage

21:26

and and they sing and they sing

21:30

That could be maybe do that at

21:32

the the NFL honors. No, I think

21:34

I think I feel like Thursday night

21:37

activity I feel like half time then

21:39

you get you get booed or they

21:41

have like the big applause meter maybe

21:44

table of judges and then If you

21:46

do that there needs to be

21:48

some sort of reward for the

21:50

that team next year Well, yeah,

21:52

if your guy if he wins. Yeah,

21:54

maybe you get like the 65th pick

21:56

or something you get a pick

21:58

between the sec and third round

22:01

that only you get a

22:03

compensatory pick yeah for entertaining

22:05

America yeah I like that you

22:07

get a second yeah maybe a

22:10

second third round pick yeah and then

22:12

what if that guy becomes like

22:14

the savior of your franchise

22:16

and all goes back to that'd be

22:19

awesome like TJ Watt absolutely

22:21

killed everybody in the bargain tipsy

22:23

because then during training camp each

22:25

team has to hold like a

22:28

singing audition Yeah. And whoever wins,

22:30

like you've got to go to

22:32

the Super Bowl and do it

22:34

because this is a big deal

22:36

now. Yeah, the rookie skits become

22:38

much more important at that

22:40

point. The Eagles would crush

22:43

because they've got a whole

22:45

Christmas album. That's true. Also

22:47

that one guy that that did lose

22:49

yourself from the Jets. Remember

22:51

that I think, what was he a

22:54

punner? Or he was like a mate? No,

22:56

he was a, uh, uh, uh, undrafted wide

22:58

receiver, I think. That dude like he

23:00

probably would have gotten signed

23:02

to the the 53 men roster instead

23:05

of getting cut What do you do

23:07

for the teams in the Super Bowl

23:09

though because you can't have somebody like

23:11

what if it's? What if it's your

23:13

what if Saquan is the best singer

23:15

on the egos? He's just gonna miss

23:17

the halftime? I mean that's the price

23:20

you pay for being in the Super

23:22

Bowl I guess so yeah, or they

23:24

could just decline it I guess Yep,

23:26

if you had If ACDC did perform,

23:28

you would probably have like every coach

23:31

skip half time and just go

23:33

out into the field to watch

23:35

it. Who was the guy from

23:37

the Rams that stayed at, was

23:39

it the kicker? Was it the

23:41

kicker? It was the kicker for

23:43

the Bangles. Evan McPherson. Yeah, yeah,

23:45

yeah, yeah, yeah. Bangles. Yeah, he

23:48

said beforehand, yeah, I'm going to

23:50

go watch the halftime. Yeah, I'm

23:52

going to go watch the second

23:54

half-time. Yeah. crisis.

23:56

But yeah, Big T, you

23:59

are right. the commercials who

24:01

cares just as an institution

24:03

dead now eight million dollars

24:05

for those commercials the was

24:07

it angel soft that just was like

24:09

we're giving you 30 seconds to

24:12

go to the bathroom go now like

24:14

like that was it they paid eight

24:16

million dollars for that yeah and

24:18

there were I don't I guess

24:20

honestly that's probably the most memorable

24:23

one because I hated it so

24:25

much I don't remember any others

24:27

any others the boob one I

24:29

mean it was good, it was

24:31

just showing boobs. Respect. We don't

24:33

pay, we don't respect boobs as

24:36

a nation enough anymore. So true.

24:38

Let's see what else was good. Oh

24:40

the Tom Brady Snoop Dog

24:42

stand up to hate commercials.

24:44

That was interesting. Oh so bad. Just

24:46

looking each other in the eye being

24:48

like we need to stop hate. Snoop

24:50

Dog is like you're right, we do

24:53

need to stop hate. Come in

24:55

for me Snoop Dog, I've never

24:57

hated anybody before in my life.

24:59

NFL reminds you to stop hate,

25:02

and now back to the Kendrick

25:04

Lamar stomping on Drake's teeth

25:06

half-time performance. I'm trying to

25:09

think about that. Jesus got

25:11

it wrong. Yeah, Jesus has

25:13

marketing money out the ass.

25:15

Mm-hmm. The I'll have what she's having.

25:17

The When Harry met Sally

25:19

for Mane's? Yeah. But that's

25:21

just, it's just a scene from

25:24

a movie. Yeah. I also just hate

25:26

how Super Bowl commercials have turned into,

25:28

like, what's the biggest celebrity

25:30

that we can get? It's just like

25:32

a celebrity fest. There's no, like, real

25:35

fun ideas. It's just like, Matthew

25:37

McConaughey is in the Uberitz

25:39

commercial. Right. Like, that doesn't mean

25:41

anything to me. Yeah. I have seen a

25:43

lot of people confused about Samuel

25:45

Jackson's performance at halftime. I've seen...

25:48

I thought of sick. Embrace debate

25:50

with Samuel Jackson doing a commercial

25:52

for America. Or was he

25:54

playing a character in a

25:56

satirical role? Your answer to this

25:59

will tell me a lot. I've seen

26:01

some people being like, America

26:03

is so back. Samuel Jackson

26:06

gave a great performance

26:08

as Uncle Sam. They didn't,

26:10

they weren't paying attention.

26:13

They just saw him dressed up

26:15

in flag attire. Yeah, he did

26:17

give a great performance. I love

26:20

Samuel Jackson. The only thing

26:22

I saw about it was

26:24

somebody saying, uh, when he

26:26

said Mr. Lamar, are you,

26:29

are you. familiar with the game

26:31

or something you need to tighten

26:33

up. They said that's gonna go

26:35

hard in the Lamar Jackson edits

26:37

next season. Yes, it will. Did

26:40

you see they already made one? I'm

26:42

sure. Yeah, it's very good. What's lost

26:44

in all of this is the the

26:46

national item. Somebody, uh, was it John

26:49

Patista? I thought he killed that shit.

26:51

He was, he's a, he's a, he's

26:53

a, he's a, he's a, a pian,

26:55

a pianist. I'm motherfukkah hard

26:57

hard, bro. I think the

26:59

year before for he like changed

27:01

the way I forget what song it

27:03

was but you kind of changed the

27:06

the structure of it and he was

27:08

showing it on the piano and it

27:10

went viral a lot back but he

27:12

kept that shit I thought that was

27:14

dope. Yeah he was he was really

27:16

good I thought trombone shorty did

27:18

a very good job on America

27:21

the beautiful. That's a

27:23

nice rendition trombone shorty and

27:25

I forget who else was singing

27:27

it but. I didn't

27:29

know that it was like

27:31

before the national anthem. I

27:34

think this land is your

27:36

land is a song that needs

27:38

to be brought back I Like

27:41

that song better. I think

27:43

that America the beautiful

27:45

We'll see I've got

27:47

a lot of weird taste

27:49

that many people will

27:52

disagree with so anything

27:54

else anything from the

27:56

game you want to wrap

27:58

up? failed so close. So close.

28:00

Two out of three. Not bad on

28:02

the parlay. Not bad. Not bad.

28:04

Now almost instead of Kelsey, I

28:07

almost did. I was like, this

28:09

is too ambitious though. I almost

28:11

did worthy instead of Kelsey. That

28:13

would have hit. Yeah, dude with a

28:15

hit. Yeah, what a fucking hit. Damn.

28:18

Yeah. The one issue I have

28:20

with Patrick Mahomes is that he

28:22

wore he wore that Eagles colored

28:24

suit on the way into the game. Can't

28:26

do that and get your shit kicked

28:29

in. Can't do it, get your shit

28:31

kicked in. Also, I think if you,

28:33

oh that was mean. I think if

28:35

you wear that Eagles colored suit on

28:38

the way in and get destroyed by

28:40

the Eagles, you should have to wear

28:42

that suit for your post game press

28:44

conference. Did he just wear like his?

28:47

He wore a t-shirt. for the post-game

28:49

press conference, which I mean I I

28:51

have said before that like when Cam

28:53

Newton gets dressed up and he looks

28:55

like a villain and Daffy Duck and

28:58

then he loses doing the post-game

29:00

press conference it looks weird like you

29:02

should have an alternate one, but if

29:04

you're doing a troll suit for the other

29:06

team... I do think you should have

29:08

to wear that and face the music

29:10

afterwards. And then if you wear it

29:13

after, you can be like, I don't

29:15

know what you're talking about. I just

29:17

think this looks cool. This is what

29:19

I picked to wear today. Yeah,

29:21

random color. I don't even pick

29:23

out my own clothes. Yeah. Yeah.

29:25

My stylus had this. Yeah. Travis

29:28

Kelsey had to wear his bedazzled

29:30

suit in his post-game press conference.

29:32

Yeah. Right. I would love to see

29:34

the vibe. Yeah. Because obviously the winning

29:36

team party, you know, I don't know

29:38

that they have the full party. I'm

29:40

not sure actually. Well, because I

29:43

remember a few years ago, like,

29:45

was it when the Patriots lost

29:47

or something, and Gronk was like

29:49

having a great time or something,

29:51

and people got mad about it? It's

29:54

like, well, if the party's there,

29:56

like, they're gonna go. I would just love

29:58

to see the vibe. Yeah. If they have

30:00

like the full party, that would

30:02

just be, I feel like it

30:04

would be, that's a very tough

30:06

ask for the performer. Yeah. Like

30:09

go out and bring some

30:11

energy. Maybe the worst room. That

30:13

might be one of the worst.

30:15

It says on here, Jason and

30:17

Travis Kelsey say that the Super

30:20

Bowl losing party is the saddest

30:22

party you have ever been

30:24

to. That's why I want to go.

30:26

I would love to feel the vibe.

30:28

Yeah. Yeah. You still get $96,000 if

30:30

you lose the Super Bowl though.

30:32

The second one, Barkley should have been

30:35

the MVP of the league. That is

30:37

a hot tea. Wrong. And I don't

30:39

even think it's close. I don't

30:41

think it's close. Go on. They had,

30:43

he, he, he wheeled that team to

30:45

win. He had an unbelievable

30:48

season. He did one, he's one

30:50

of 10 people in the entire

30:52

history of the game to rush

30:54

for over 2,000 yards. And he

30:56

was the best player. By the criteria

30:58

in which Allen won it

31:00

He should have finished second

31:03

I Would have put him third, but

31:05

he should have if the if

31:07

you're talking about most valuable

31:09

to his team He should have been

31:11

second and like in

31:13

the conversation The Eagle still

31:15

would have been really good without

31:18

him without Josh Allen the

31:20

bills wouldn't have been very

31:22

good without him the bills

31:24

wouldn't have been very good I

31:26

don't think so man. They had the

31:29

best defense like ever. That's

31:31

true. But that don't, I don't

31:33

know, I think he was the. He

31:36

was awesome. What I don't understand

31:38

about the Josh Island arguments

31:40

is he had a good

31:42

season. He didn't do anything

31:45

that was like out of this.

31:47

Like, like, even if we talked

31:49

about just statistically,

31:51

right, like statistically, he had

31:53

a, he had a good

31:56

season. Like, there were quarterbacks that

31:58

had better season statistically. The,

32:00

like, San Juan season

32:03

just don't happen a

32:05

lot. It doesn't happen

32:07

a lot. And the

32:09

NFL is, the MVP

32:11

is, it's a quarterback,

32:13

it's a quarterback award,

32:15

like, so I understand

32:17

it, but I don't,

32:19

that's just my take.

32:21

When's the last time

32:23

a non-quarterback won it?

32:25

Non-quarterback MVP? In Peterson?

32:27

2012? Is there

32:30

anybody since then? I

32:32

don't know that there

32:34

has been. It is

32:37

a quarterback award. Yeah,

32:39

it's Adrian Peterson. Wait,

32:41

the last, wait, the

32:44

last, non-quarterback? Mm-hmm. Says

32:46

on here, it's Cooper

32:49

Cup. It's not. No.

32:51

He won offensive. He

32:53

went off as a

32:56

player. Yeah. I think

32:58

it's a Super Bowl

33:00

MVPs. We're talking about.

33:03

Oh, sorry. Sorry. Can

33:05

you name there were

33:07

two more three more

33:10

in the 21st century?

33:12

Can you name them

33:14

that were not quarterbacks?

33:17

All right. One might

33:19

be a wide receiver.

33:21

No, I don't think

33:24

so. I

33:26

would steer away from wide receivers.

33:28

I said might be. All right,

33:30

so it's definitely a running. Because

33:32

there was a year to double,

33:34

I'll give you some time to

33:36

think, well, I spout off my

33:38

rent. Because Peyton Manning won one

33:40

year and Chris Johnson had the

33:42

most scrimmage arts ever amounted in

33:44

a year. LT. And it gave

33:46

him to be a man. Well,

33:48

Daniel Tomlinson in 2006. Okay. There's

33:51

actually a fourth, but it wasn't

33:53

the AP. It was the. Pro

33:55

football riders if you want to

33:57

guess him too. Okay, so we

33:59

got LT. Other running backs that

34:01

had a great great season

34:03

did Sean Alexander didn't

34:05

win it. Sean Alexander wanted

34:08

in 2005. That's crazy. What

34:10

an outlier of a season Yeah

34:12

All right, obviously I'm gonna

34:14

sound like a hater when I say

34:17

this Sean Alexander wasn't

34:19

that great was he? He

34:21

had a great like a

34:23

fantastic offensive line I was never

34:25

well piped that Hype down with

34:27

that shit. But in terms of

34:29

like comparing him to other running

34:31

backs, I never thought he was

34:34

that special. And I'm saying this

34:36

as game wasn't flashing. I'm saying

34:38

this as an unathletic washed up

34:40

dude that if I took one

34:42

step in his shoes, I would

34:44

probably die. Like, don't get me

34:47

wrong. From 2001 to 2005,

34:49

he rushed for 7500 yards

34:51

in five seasons. Very good.

34:53

It's unbelievable. That's really fucking

34:55

good. What happened after the

34:57

Seahawks lost? What happened after

34:59

the Seahawks lost Hutchinson?

35:01

They're offensive lineman. After

35:04

05, it drops precipitously.

35:06

He loved running out of bounds. Oh,

35:08

so you're a year, he didn't seek

35:11

contact. He didn't, he didn't, listen,

35:13

you know, it's important, you

35:15

know, it's important, you know

35:17

what's important to me? Finishing

35:19

your runs. Yeah, yeah. You got

35:21

to finish your runs. It seems

35:23

like he finished quite a

35:25

few. Out of bounds. Kids out

35:28

there. No, you do not

35:30

have to finish your runs. Save

35:32

your body. Please. You always

35:34

talk about the quarterbacks.

35:37

That's a great point. You

35:39

said what? Good point. You

35:42

always talk about how the

35:44

quarterbacks are always sliding

35:47

and running out of

35:49

bounds. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. She's fired up

35:51

about the job show. Yeah, but

35:53

it's about about your job's take. It's

35:55

stupid. Oh no, hold on, hold on. It's

35:57

not stupid, but here it is, here it

35:59

is. What you're doing is you're taking

36:01

my point and you're taking it out

36:04

of context and you're fitting it in

36:06

a different narrative. Let me explain. My

36:08

point about quarterback sliding is that they

36:10

shouldn't be able to slide. So it's

36:13

not finish your runs quarterback. My thing

36:15

is they shouldn't be able to slide.

36:17

My thing is they shouldn't be able

36:19

to run back, not to finish their

36:21

runs. You've got to pick your poison.

36:24

A lot of times I step that

36:26

a bounce to save a, to save

36:28

a hit. But my point about the

36:30

quarterbacks was they don't play the same

36:33

sport we play. So The NFL rules

36:35

have been written in the way that

36:37

allow them to be soft and You

36:39

know get all the glory for the

36:42

To be soft. I know I'm never

36:44

going back down from that day. All

36:46

right you have you have one and

36:48

a half more MVPs. One and a

36:50

half more MVPs. Okay. I mean that's

36:53

pretty impressive Sean Alexander. Yeah could pull

36:55

PFD the other one. Do you want

36:57

to know the year or the other

36:59

one? I think the year gives it

37:02

away. I think the year gives it

37:04

away. Yeah, so I don't want to

37:06

know that. I don't want to know

37:08

that. My bandwidth is struggling nowadays. I'm

37:11

trying to think through those. It's before

37:13

those two. Go like go like go

37:15

like this and mouth it to me.

37:17

Big two. The year. Hang on. So

37:19

you don't see. This is before those

37:22

two. Three. Oh, I was waiting for

37:24

the last. Yeah. No. Yeah. Oh,

37:27

did defensive player get

37:29

it? No. I feel

37:31

like, did the other

37:33

LT at one point

37:35

when MVP? I think

37:38

he might have. He

37:40

may have, but not

37:42

in the 21st century.

37:44

Okay. He did 86.

37:46

I'm narrowing it down

37:48

here, hopefully. Man, I'm

37:50

struggling. Yeah, I'm struggling

37:52

too. Think, um. The

37:56

circus. Think about the

37:58

circus. All

38:00

right, so we got elephants at

38:03

the circus Mm-hmm Does it

38:05

mean they went to Alabama? What's

38:07

what's what's what's the circus

38:09

called sometimes? The greatest show

38:11

on turf Marshall Falk correct

38:13

Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, forget

38:16

about him and then in 2003

38:18

the pro football writers named another

38:20

running back MVP in the year

38:22

that paid manning and Steve McNair

38:24

split the real one. Do you

38:27

know who that is? Who would

38:29

have been the running back in

38:31

2003 that would have won

38:34

it? Shares a part of

38:36

his career arc with

38:38

Aryan. Went to the

38:40

Dolphins? No. For that.

38:43

Houston's? Oh, Jamal Lewis.

38:45

Correct. What part of

38:47

the career arc? Tennessee.

38:49

Okay, gotcha. Did the

38:52

same school? Okay. Jamal Lewis.

38:54

Yeah, he had a great

38:56

season. Yeah, those weird. They

38:58

split the MVP with Steve

39:00

McNair and Pete Manning. Some

39:02

people thought that was going to

39:05

happen this week. Can you explain

39:07

to me the logic behind voting

39:10

for Lamar Jackson for first

39:12

team all pro and then switching

39:14

your vote and voting for Josh

39:16

Allen for the MVP over Lamar

39:19

Jackson? I think it's if you say

39:21

first team all pro is the best

39:23

player. and then you go by

39:25

the literal definition of most valuable

39:27

player for the MVP. So Lamar was

39:30

punished for having a better team.

39:32

Potentially? For having Derek Henry

39:34

next to him. Potentially, yeah. Okay. I

39:36

can't say I agree with that, but

39:38

I am happy for Josh. I think he

39:41

was he was deserving of an MVP. I

39:43

just would say that if you're going to

39:45

vote for Josh to be MVP, he should

39:47

also be first-team team all-all pro. Yeah,

39:50

you have to take that up with

39:52

the voters. Yeah, I will I will

39:54

take it up. Take a stand bro.

39:56

Take a stand bro. How do I how

39:58

do I get a vote? I mean, they're

40:00

nice to take a stand. Well,

40:02

I want to. I'm trying to

40:05

become part of the problem. I'm

40:07

trying to register to vote. Don't

40:09

boo, vote. Don't vote, vote. I think

40:11

you could get a vote for a

40:13

lot for a lot of things. Anything

40:16

with the NFL is probably not going

40:18

to be one of them. If you

40:20

look at some of the voters that

40:22

they have. I'm sure, but I mean, you

40:24

know. Yeah. They're a voter, like, like,

40:27

I don't work for a gambling

40:29

company. that is sponsored in part

40:31

by gambling company. Oh I didn't

40:33

mean that. There are people who

40:35

work for gambling companies that have

40:38

votes. Yeah I didn't mean that.

40:40

Yeah I know I'm just saying like the it's

40:42

not like this should be an

40:44

integrity issue. No it's that Goodell

40:46

will never give a vote to Barstool.

40:49

Well is it the AP or is it

40:51

the NFL? It's the AP but he

40:53

would step in and not let

40:55

that happen. You're probably right. I

40:57

just said I would do a great

40:59

job. I'd do a great job voting.

41:02

What's his beef with Barcelona?

41:04

Oh, buddy. Oh, how much

41:06

time he got? Let's see,

41:08

it probably all stems back

41:10

from punishing Tom Brady for

41:12

the deflation of the footballs.

41:14

And Dave's response, wearing a

41:17

shirt that says, Goodell

41:19

loves ISIS on national

41:21

television. It could have been the

41:23

time that Dave called Roger Hitler.

41:27

Well, he punished Tom

41:29

Brady for the deflate

41:31

gate and they didn't

41:34

like that. They did not

41:36

care for it Got you and

41:38

so there's been a and

41:40

he I mean, how does this?

41:42

Well, he called Giddell

41:45

Hitler to his face spent

41:47

he made a Giddell clown

41:49

t-shirts and clown towels and pass

41:51

them out to everybody in New

41:54

England. I've seen the teachers. Yeah,

41:56

so like half the Patriot Stadium

41:58

is wearing Giddell clown shirt. on

42:00

the night that Godell was there. There's

42:02

a lot of things that he has

42:04

done. Also, I've been kicked out of

42:06

numerous press conferences. I've snuck into

42:08

the place that I shouldn't be

42:10

using fake credentials. He didn't like

42:12

that, so he made a do

42:15

not admit this person pamphlet that

42:17

he would distribute prior to the

42:19

Super Bowls in my face and

42:21

big cat's face and Hank's face

42:23

and other's faces on it. They've had

42:25

a NFL securities had. They're

42:28

their long list of complaints

42:30

against Barcelona sports, but

42:32

I would say primarily

42:34

it's Dave saying that cadet is

42:36

an ISIS. That's probably the big

42:39

one. You are the bad boy

42:41

of podcasting. The funniest to me

42:43

was when they did the whole

42:45

deflate gate thing and then half

42:47

of New England became experts

42:50

on chemistry and physics. Ideal

42:52

gas law. Yeah, they know the ideal

42:54

gas law by heart. they're doing

42:56

the whole like in P over

42:59

S or whatever it is, you

43:01

know, these advanced equations. It turned

43:03

half of New England into goodwill

43:05

hunting. They were like sneaking into

43:07

Giddelles' office at night and

43:10

solving the problem for them. So,

43:12

so Patriot fans are upset

43:14

that Tom Brady got punished

43:16

or the Patriots got

43:18

punished? Yes. Or defligate?

43:20

Yes, when scientifically the

43:22

evidence was ambiguous. Gotcha.

43:24

Now, I remember when it happened, the

43:27

guy, I was like, I don't, shit

43:29

don't fucking matter. Right, he deflated footballs

43:31

by like a small amount. The

43:33

guy whose nickname was the deflater went

43:36

into the bathroom for a long time

43:38

with the balls that he stole out

43:40

of the official room. He was definitely

43:42

doing that. That Tom Brady smashed his

43:45

phone, all that stuff. I'd say chances

43:47

are high that they were deflating footballs. But

43:49

at the end of the day, he

43:51

deflated football. It's just a small amount.

43:53

And also, if you're going to go

43:56

by the standard for the legal system

43:58

in America, I don't think they proved

44:00

it be. unreasonable doubt. I think

44:02

that a good lawyer, yeah,

44:04

we're getting Scott Peterson. It's

44:06

very similar to another case

44:08

I've heard of before with an

44:10

overwhelming amount of

44:13

circumstantial evidence, but not

44:15

a lot of direct evidence. I

44:17

would say that murder is a

44:20

more serious crime. For which

44:22

the standard should be higher to

44:24

meet. I'd say

44:26

the circumstantial evidence in the

44:29

Peterson case was Overwhelming

44:31

that's what I said I said

44:33

an overwhelming amount of circumstantial evidence.

44:36

I wouldn't say this was overwhelming

44:38

in the Brady case. I think

44:40

it was a Welling amount of

44:43

circumstantial evidence. Okay, it was interesting

44:45

to me. That is interesting. I agree

44:47

Mackenzie is about to go on

44:49

the dating show Oh, it might be

44:51

starting next week now. They

44:54

would have changed it. They

44:56

delayed it? Yeah. Okay. That's still

44:58

about too. Yeah, you're about you.

45:00

Yeah, yeah. You excited? I'm

45:02

excited, yeah. It'll be very

45:04

funny. Have you seen any of

45:06

the contestants? No, I won't

45:08

see any of them until

45:10

the final, however many they

45:13

have come into the office.

45:15

Right. Have you seen any of

45:17

their like jobs and stuff though?

45:19

No, I haven't. Okay. I've been

45:21

told like here and there about

45:23

a few. Yeah. Not like specifically,

45:26

but just like details about some

45:28

of them. I have a question

45:31

for you guys. I was watching

45:33

some videos over the weekend

45:35

and there was a video I

45:37

was watching that was telling

45:39

me things about Generation Alpha

45:42

that would surprise us. You tell

45:44

me from what you guys know.

45:46

And Generation Alpha is when do

45:48

they start? 2010? Yeah, I

45:51

believe it's 2010 because generation

45:53

beta is about to start

45:55

or just started. I think it

45:57

did with this year. Okay, so the

45:59

So 10 to 24. Okay, so

46:02

anybody like 15 and younger,

46:04

generation alpha, I want to

46:06

know about them. I want

46:08

to, I feel like it's

46:10

important to be informed about

46:12

the youth of your nation, where

46:14

it's going. I've been told

46:16

that if you use proper punctuation

46:20

in a text, well, no, not onc,

46:22

it means that you're angry. Like

46:24

if they were to do it,

46:26

if they were to ever send

46:29

like a text with an apostrophe

46:31

at a period or a comma,

46:33

it means it's very serious

46:35

and they're upset. I have

46:37

heard that the period is

46:39

more an apostrophe sounds

46:41

a bit. Sometimes that gets

46:44

added in there. Yeah, but a

46:46

period, like if you want to really

46:48

get a point across, like I

46:50

can't believe you did this. period.

46:53

No L-O-L, no emogee, no nothing.

46:55

I would say that would that

46:57

would strike fear in my heart. Now

47:00

is this, I think it's

47:02

an important distinction, a

47:04

one sentence text message

47:06

or multiple? That's also a

47:08

good. So a one sentence text,

47:11

I would never put a

47:13

period at the end. Uh-huh.

47:15

Yeah. But if it's multiple

47:17

sentences, obviously I would

47:19

separate them. Somehow. Yeah. Yeah, that's

47:21

a fair point. What about the

47:23

fact that they don't use computers? They

47:25

don't know how to type. Wait, what?

47:28

Yeah, younger generations are not

47:30

learning how to type. Are they just using

47:32

an iPad? Yeah, so the iPad was

47:34

invented in what, 2009, 2010? Sure. So

47:37

a lot of kids that were born

47:39

around that time or before then,

47:41

they've never had to use like

47:43

a laptop or a computer, anything

47:45

with a keyboard. But

47:47

there's still like a keyboard on

47:49

the eye, but are you just saying

47:52

like how like I can type

47:54

without looking like yeah, or learn

47:56

how to or to use a computer

47:58

for something I don't know.

48:00

I didn't know about that one. Yeah,

48:03

Aryan has Generation Alpha kids. Yeah,

48:05

I got kids and they all

48:07

have computers and they learn

48:09

how to use computers at school.

48:11

I mean, they are in a private school,

48:13

but they're learning coding. I'm

48:15

sure they're, but it's like

48:17

STEM classes and stuff for

48:20

public schools as well. Not all,

48:22

but I don't know about this thing.

48:24

Okay. The computer thing, yeah, I

48:26

don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

48:28

I'm not in school. I know they, like,

48:30

so my daughter, I had to, I had

48:32

to have a conversation with, because I'm like,

48:34

oh, why are you so rude over

48:37

text? Like, what's happening? That's just

48:39

how we, it's just how we

48:41

text. They're very dry. And when,

48:43

when there is any emoji or

48:45

anything, it's very, it's a thing. If

48:47

there's, like any exclamation point or

48:49

LMAO with a whole bunch of

48:51

letters, that's funny. But other than

48:54

that they don't really. They don't

48:56

really show a lot of emotion

48:58

overtakes. What about the heart emoji?

49:00

I've also heard recently that if

49:03

you use the red heart emoji,

49:05

that's bad because it's lazy, because

49:07

it's the first color that shows

49:09

up. So if you really truly

49:12

mean the heart, you will take the

49:14

time and add a different color

49:16

heart instead of just picking

49:19

the first one that pops up.

49:21

Is that true? I've never heard

49:23

of that. I've never heard about

49:25

that. I've heard that people use

49:28

the Red Heart now as a

49:30

bit of irony. Right. But not

49:32

in terms of like, I hate you.

49:35

Why is that ironic? Why

49:37

is the Red Heart? There was

49:39

a trend, and again, this

49:41

is like where I'm picking

49:43

up, there's a trend like,

49:45

that started kind of

49:48

like from Tik Talk comments,

49:50

I think, where it's... People

49:52

posting Tik Talks and then the

49:54

comments would be like no redheart

49:56

like you're insane like you're insane

49:58

for this redheart like, all

50:00

love, you're a crazy person.

50:03

It's bless your heart. Yeah,

50:05

it's totally, totally. Yeah, got

50:07

it. Like, the other, like, now

50:10

the new thing is, again, I

50:12

don't know if, like, the

50:14

generation alpha, it'll be,

50:17

like, someone posts something

50:19

that's, like, crazy. And then

50:21

the comment will be like,

50:24

hey, this is insane, like,

50:26

hope this helps, red heart.

50:28

Yeah. Like someone asked me the other

50:30

day like how do you approach the

50:32

brown season as a fan? I said

50:35

you don't hope this helps red heart.

50:37

Uh-huh I get it. Yeah like a bless your

50:39

heart type is a good way to compare

50:41

that. Yeah that makes sense. But

50:43

the lazy accusations I'm not seeing.

50:46

It's like if you really mean the heart

50:48

I think I think we're speaking the

50:50

same language here where the red

50:52

heart has taken on a sarcastic

50:54

kind of sarcastic tone a bless

50:57

your heart. Yeah. Yeah, but I, yeah, I,

50:59

yeah, I, yeah, other than that, I

51:01

don't know, like, I'll use different

51:04

hearts, like, I sent

51:06

Connor Griffin, like, an

51:08

eagle's congratulatory text, and

51:11

I sent, like, a

51:13

green heart, but that's

51:16

not, it's just, like, eagles.

51:18

That makes sense. Yeah. But

51:20

I don't know if the color

51:23

coordination means

51:25

anything. I don't know much, I

51:27

feel like. Yeah, no. They scare me.

51:29

Do they? Good, they should. Yeah, they

51:31

freak me out. This is how you know

51:34

you're getting old. When you

51:36

start, when the younger generation

51:38

starts to freak you out. Yeah.

51:41

It freaks me out more when

51:43

like a teenager exists and

51:45

they're like, well, I was born

51:48

in 2010. Yeah. It's like,

51:50

well, you shouldn't be able

51:52

to walk. Yeah. That freaks me out.

51:54

or it's like I saw a tick talk

51:56

the other day, it's where it was like

51:58

someone handing their ID over to liquor store.

52:00

it's like you're not 21

52:02

it's like yeah I was

52:04

born in 2004 like that

52:06

freaks me out weren't you

52:09

born in 2000 99 I

52:11

snuck in okay snuck in

52:13

at the buzzer yeah thank god

52:15

no I think generation

52:18

alpha scares me I know

52:20

it is terrifying Do

52:23

we have any voicemails for today?

52:25

We do. Let's do voicemails

52:27

and if you want to

52:29

send us a voicemail, we'd

52:31

love to hear from you. Yeah,

52:33

we would. What's that number Mad

52:35

Dog? 347, 5600-401. Also we

52:37

have my Robinhood. Do we want

52:40

to check out my Robinhood? It's

52:42

a month. Yeah, good point. So

52:44

let's see how our investment that

52:46

we made based on

52:49

astrology. Yeah. Let's see how that

52:51

did. Okay. We're up to a

52:53

thousand fifty five 45.

52:55

So we made 5% yeah,

52:57

yeah, and today we are

52:59

up 14 dollars Okay, now

53:02

you see us Five percent

53:04

a month isn't bad Okay,

53:07

no, that's really good.

53:09

It's like Obama right

53:12

there. That's crazy

53:14

wait. So that was what? But

53:16

let's see I didn't hear it

53:18

until you said it, but then

53:21

a little bit. So wait, what

53:23

did we put in to that

53:25

one stock? Do we have a

53:28

thousand bucks in one stock? No,

53:30

it's two. It's in our G

53:32

and Qualcomm. Energy and Qualcomm.

53:35

All right, so who's up

53:37

more? Currently Qualcomm. Okay.

53:39

Is up 1.57%? But that's just

53:42

today. Is that just today?

53:44

Yeah, I can do all time. Yeah. Let's

53:47

take a look see at

53:49

our position. So in

53:52

one month Qualcomm

53:54

is up 9% Okay, nice

53:56

work And then energy

53:59

is up the past month. I

54:01

like that these are just both

54:03

stocks that were have been

54:06

at one point associated with

54:08

NFL stadiums. That's why we

54:10

got them. Yeah, I know I love

54:12

that. And then energy has up 6.4%

54:14

in the last month. If one's

54:16

up 6.4 and one's up nine, why

54:19

are we only up 5%? You are

54:21

asking the wrong person. There's

54:23

some fuzzy math. I'm not reading

54:25

it wrong, right? Are they both 500?

54:27

No, we have. That's why. We have

54:30

five shares of energy and three

54:32

shares of Qualcomm. It also probably

54:34

matters when we bought, like on

54:36

that day. Right. So when you

54:39

go back on the chart to

54:41

one month ago, it doesn't necessarily

54:43

line up exactly. Yeah. Okay. Well,

54:45

we're doing okay. Hey, this is

54:48

how you get compound interest. So

54:50

five percent's going to grow. We're

54:52

watering it like a little seed.

54:54

So if we wanted. We are currently

54:57

in the Aquarius

54:59

astrological season.

55:02

Yep. And Aquarius,

55:04

if we look, so if we're

55:06

looking at our daily

55:08

horoscope for an

55:10

Aquarius, we are in a

55:12

restless mood and, um, no

55:15

matter how, no matter how

55:17

you adore your peeps, you

55:19

just don't feel like going

55:21

along to get along right

55:23

now. You give yourself permission

55:25

to roam free, but don't

55:27

forget to let people know

55:29

if you are bowing out

55:31

of plans. And be smart

55:33

about it, Aquarius. If you're

55:35

bailing on someone so you

55:37

can say yes to an

55:40

impromptu adventure with another person,

55:42

don't post about it on

55:44

social media. That's what it

55:47

says. Okay, so it's saying

55:49

like be adventurous. Be responsible

55:51

and respectful. Yes. Yes. Okay. So.

55:55

Do what you want with that? Do

55:57

we want to hold and keep

55:59

everything? Is there

56:01

an adventure stock or is there

56:03

a like impromptu traveling? Traveling

56:06

stock? Like Expedia? Traveling

56:08

company? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

56:10

A public company? Some sort of

56:12

a public company? Some sort of

56:15

spontaneous. It might be it might be

56:17

trying to get into some plane and

56:19

the plane stock because they're down right

56:21

now. Well, okay, Expedia just

56:23

typed in and it has

56:25

elevated. volatility. The stock has

56:28

recently experienced elevated elevated, elevated

56:30

volatility. You may want to

56:32

proceed with caution. Yeah. Okay. No. Would

56:34

the, would the horoscope just tell us?

56:36

Proceed with caution. No, but the horoscope

56:38

said, like, go for it. Yeah, don't post

56:40

about it on social media. They're trying

56:43

to fuck with us right now by,

56:45

they're testing us. So I'm more confident than

56:47

ever. They think we won't buy the deal.

56:49

They think we won't. They're up 13% over

56:51

the past month. Look at that. All

56:53

right, go back to, let me

56:55

see, we're in a year. In a

56:58

year? Yeah. So would that be year

57:00

today? No, one year. One year.

57:02

Oh, we're not buying the dip

57:04

at all. It's been going up,

57:06

we're buying the peak. Yeah, up 53%.

57:09

See what Delta's doing?

57:11

Delta? Delta? Shockingly enough,

57:13

it is down. Oh, that's the

57:15

one. Go back to one year,

57:18

let me see that chart. Wow.

57:20

So it was go back to go

57:22

to Max the Max timeline.

57:24

Oh, it's like an all-time high How

57:26

is Delta at an all-time high?

57:29

It's probably split a few

57:31

times They only go up.

57:33

What about American? That's

57:35

not financial advice American

57:38

Airlines None of this is

57:40

financial no Okay, shocking again

57:42

shockingly enough or down why

57:44

were airlines so down in the

57:47

beginning of August was there

57:49

an outage? Or

57:51

something I don't know because both of those

57:53

are at an all-time low probably inflation

57:56

on August 6th or they didn't know what

57:58

was going to happen with you election.

58:00

Okay currently so currently

58:02

today I like it 16 dollars

58:05

per share it seems let's

58:07

get a bunch of shares yeah yeah

58:09

okay you want that I think

58:11

I might be flying on American

58:13

later this week so they

58:15

get some more money going into

58:18

them right good time to buy

58:20

good time to buy it essentially

58:22

like I'm getting a discount

58:24

on my flight if I buy the stock

58:27

okay do you want me to do

58:29

this? Okay, but you have to sell.

58:31

So we're gonna sell something else.

58:33

Yeah, yeah, let's sell. Fuck it.

58:36

Let's do it. Expedia and

58:38

American Airlines. Okay, so

58:40

we're selling Qualcomm and the

58:42

other and energy. Are you guys

58:44

cool with us? So we're selling

58:47

everything we have right now? It's

58:49

by. Reinvesting? Yeah, it's by Horus.

58:51

Okay. All right. Yeah, so we

58:54

made 5% the first time. And now.

58:56

Should I keep track of this like.

58:58

Yes. Okay, and then now you

59:00

want to do voicemails? Yeah,

59:02

let's see with some voicemails

59:05

on nanodosing. I was, I take my

59:07

daughter, I asked her about the

59:09

hearty mode, I was like, do

59:11

y'all view this as bad? She's

59:13

like, no, what kind of question

59:15

is this, bro? So I said,

59:17

we're on a pot. They say,

59:19

young folks, saying that, I was

59:21

just like, no, what kind of

59:23

question is this, bro. So I

59:25

said, we don't. That is also true.

59:27

If you texted me my name with

59:30

a period at the end of it

59:32

and I said that gets you and

59:34

she said I would think I did

59:36

something terrible. Oh yeah, if someone texted

59:38

me my first name with a period

59:40

I would be like what the fuck did

59:43

I do next? But depending on who

59:45

it is I could also be getting

59:47

the best gossip of my life. That

59:49

is also true. If you texted me

59:51

my name with a period I'd be

59:53

like this this is about to be

59:55

so juicy. Yeah.

59:58

Okay. But

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yeah, that's the

1:00:02

generation alpha. Okay, ready? Yep. Huddle

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1:00:11

beat? The Angel Rees special. Let's

1:00:13

break it down. My favorite barbecue sauce,

1:00:15

American cheese, crispy bacon, pickles, onions,

1:00:17

and a sesame seed bun, of course. And

1:00:20

don't forget the fries and the drinks. It's

1:00:22

gonna be a high C for me. Sound

1:00:24

good? All you have to do to get

1:00:26

it is beat me into one on one. I'm

1:00:29

just playing. Get the Angel Rees special

1:00:32

on McDonald's now. Ba -da -ba -ba -ba. I

1:00:34

participate in restaurants for a limited time. What's

1:00:37

up? Mac, I was saying this

1:00:39

is Murphy from Indianapolis. My

1:00:42

question is, so

1:00:45

Twitter hasn't been around for

1:00:47

very long, only about maybe

1:00:49

20 years. And

1:00:51

I want to know what

1:00:53

you guys think the

1:00:56

most viral moment in history

1:00:58

would have been on

1:01:00

Twitter before Twitter was created.

1:01:03

Yeah, I would love to hear what you

1:01:05

guys think. Stay handsome, stay gorgeous. I

1:01:08

have like a school assignment that was

1:01:10

similar to this. You had to

1:01:12

like create a Twitter account like you

1:01:14

were George Washington, like crossing the Delaware

1:01:16

or something. I love that. And like live

1:01:18

tweet it. I love that. Instead

1:01:21

of writing the Declaration of Independence,

1:01:23

Thomas Jefferson just retweets John

1:01:25

Locke. They should

1:01:27

have some bangers. Are

1:01:30

we accounting for population?

1:01:33

Or is it

1:01:35

percentage of the

1:01:37

populace that would be

1:01:39

invested? No, let's just imagine

1:01:41

that it's like today's numbers.

1:01:43

Okay. Back then. I mean,

1:01:45

then it's got to be

1:01:47

July 2nd, 1776. Not the

1:01:49

fourth for those of

1:01:52

you. When we

1:01:54

decide to declare independence.

1:01:56

Yeah. Yeah, that would be

1:01:58

huge. we

1:02:00

won the revolutionary war would

1:02:02

that be more like king us

1:02:05

actually be the opposite yeah

1:02:07

it's funny y'all y'all brains are

1:02:09

going to all positives

1:02:11

I'm going on like I was thinking

1:02:13

like Nagasaki or Hiroshima

1:02:16

I was thinking like yeah that's

1:02:18

what my brain the bad shit that

1:02:21

was catastrophic my very

1:02:23

known to the OJ Chase OJ Chase

1:02:25

would be a good one you know

1:02:27

what Bro, you might be right about

1:02:29

that. That shit. Think about how

1:02:31

crazy that news spread. There

1:02:34

was motherfuckers on bridges that

1:02:36

had to hear the news somewhere

1:02:38

and had to go to a bridge,

1:02:40

drive to a bridge, go see. So

1:02:42

there's people with. And then it had

1:02:44

time to make a sign. Yeah. Have

1:02:47

you got done that part of the

1:02:49

OJ documentary yet? I only

1:02:51

watched the first. Oh, they talk

1:02:53

about that. One of the lawyers was

1:02:55

like, how were there people there

1:02:57

with signs? This was 20 minutes ago.

1:03:00

Yeah, Aaron's right. Insane. You watched

1:03:02

it on the news in your living

1:03:04

room. And then you're like, oh, fuck,

1:03:06

I gotta go out there and

1:03:08

I need to bring a sign. And

1:03:11

wait, I'm gonna call my buddy.

1:03:13

Hey, are you watching the news right

1:03:15

now? I was thinking we could

1:03:17

make a sign. And let's just meet

1:03:19

up. Like weird too. That's very

1:03:21

weird. That's that's weird shit to

1:03:23

just be chilling in your house.

1:03:25

You like and you guys were

1:03:28

going to go on a bridge.

1:03:30

Yeah, the fuck are you doing?

1:03:32

That's weird shit though. Like a

1:03:34

low-speed chase. You're going slow as

1:03:36

fuck. Oh man. That would have been

1:03:38

a great day online. When we

1:03:41

discovered the new world, that

1:03:43

would probably, that would do

1:03:45

some numbers. A lot of people

1:03:47

would say it's fake. Like

1:03:49

a picture of Plymouth Rock, haters will

1:03:52

say it's fake. Well, there would be

1:03:54

already, there would be people tweeting like,

1:03:56

but we already hear what you mean.

1:03:58

Yeah. The

1:04:02

Great Depression, when that

1:04:04

shit popped off? Yeah.

1:04:06

That should be a wild

1:04:09

day. Was it Black Tuesday?

1:04:11

Is that what it was?

1:04:13

Black Monday? Whatever

1:04:16

day it was. Yeah, that would

1:04:18

be a big one. Also,

1:04:20

when we banned alcohol,

1:04:22

that would have been

1:04:25

a big day. And

1:04:27

then when we reversed

1:04:29

prohibition. Also Big Day.

1:04:31

Oh, the Bubonic Plague. Oh,

1:04:34

yeah. Just that whole, the

1:04:36

memes. But it's got to

1:04:38

be like, it's got to

1:04:40

be something that was happening

1:04:42

all at once. Like OJ

1:04:44

Chase is a good answer. Because

1:04:46

like the, those other ones are

1:04:48

taking place over, it's

1:04:51

got to be something

1:04:53

that was immediate and

1:04:55

like concentrated. Oh, well,

1:04:57

Bill Clinton. The Bill Clinton

1:04:59

Monica Lewinsky thing. That

1:05:02

would have been huge. People

1:05:04

going through that report when

1:05:07

the deposition leaked. I did

1:05:09

not have sexual relations

1:05:11

with that woman. What? What?

1:05:13

Oh, you've got knocked off. Yeah. Out

1:05:15

of play. Somebody you have

1:05:17

footage on that? Yeah. By one of

1:05:20

like, a very famous actor.

1:05:22

That's the part that people

1:05:24

don't talk about. That's true. Yeah.

1:05:26

Like John Wilkes Booth was famous.

1:05:29

So let's relate that to modern

1:05:31

day. But so here's the thing,

1:05:33

his brother was like the most

1:05:36

famous actor. So it's like, who's

1:05:38

more famous, Chris or Liam

1:05:40

Hemsworth? Chris. Okay, so it's

1:05:43

like if Liam Hemsworth killed

1:05:45

Trump. Or Dave Franco? Yeah,

1:05:47

Dave Franco. Uh, what, Kevin

1:05:49

Dylan? Who's more famous? Who's

1:05:51

Kevin Dylan? Isn't there Matt

1:05:53

Dylan? There's Owen Wilson

1:05:56

and... Luke Wilson. Yeah,

1:05:58

I don't, I don't, I'm brother's

1:06:00

dog. That would be, yeah.

1:06:02

Where are you looking up, Big

1:06:05

T? I'm looking up. Okay, so

1:06:07

Matt Dillon, now that I see

1:06:09

him, I've seen some of his

1:06:12

work, I was not familiar

1:06:14

with his name. Kevin Dillon,

1:06:17

neither. Casey Affleck kills

1:06:19

Donald Trump. Yeah, that's

1:06:21

what we're dealing with

1:06:23

here. Yeah. Yeah, that would be

1:06:25

a crazy day online. Yeah.

1:06:28

Twitter was not around for

1:06:30

9-11. That would have been a

1:06:32

crazy word. That would have,

1:06:34

it would, the ensuing month afterwards

1:06:37

would be, you know how

1:06:39

the country was united? It was

1:06:41

like, Bush had 95% approval

1:06:43

rating or whatever. Zero chance that's

1:06:45

an interesting point zero chance

1:06:47

that happens now people would be

1:06:50

putting together all the theories

1:06:52

there be crazy shit going on

1:06:54

like don't believe it the

1:06:56

tower is still there people

1:06:58

say they they miss the America of

1:07:00

9-12 I think 9-12 would have been

1:07:03

a pretty shitty day online yeah it

1:07:05

was also the America of 9-12 was

1:07:07

not great but I think it was

1:07:09

very it was actually like it's a

1:07:11

it's an America where I did not

1:07:13

live in like I was Muslim and

1:07:16

I knew Muslims and it was

1:07:18

just not there was a bunch

1:07:20

of races back there, but she

1:07:22

was bad family It was also

1:07:24

like a huge day of morning

1:07:26

like everybody was 9-12 was like

1:07:28

the worst day everybody was

1:07:30

just super sad all day When did

1:07:32

you go back to school? It was just

1:07:34

I don't think I don't think I

1:07:36

don't think I missed a day really

1:07:38

No, I left that day my mom's

1:07:40

got me that day But a lot

1:07:42

of people didn't My people stayed

1:07:45

but she came and got me that day

1:07:47

and she was but she wasn't like

1:07:49

Oh my god, I'm scared for you.

1:07:51

She was just like I'm gonna get

1:07:53

you out school to that. It's kind

1:07:56

of weird. So it was a very

1:07:58

nice line and she telling me We

1:08:00

started talking about what happened and I

1:08:02

was like, it was wild. It's crazy.

1:08:04

I'm trying to remember. It wasn't like

1:08:06

a like what what happened that next day.

1:08:08

I think I think we did go back to school,

1:08:11

but I think my school was like half

1:08:13

empty and a lot of kids stayed home because

1:08:15

there were a ton of people whose

1:08:17

parents worked at the Pentagon. Yeah, oh, yeah,

1:08:19

you were right over there. Yeah, I was in

1:08:21

Albuquerque New Mexico. I wasn't a bunch of

1:08:23

people freaked out in the middle of the

1:08:26

day because they're like my My dad or

1:08:28

mom is at the Pentagon all the time.

1:08:30

I don't know where they are. And then

1:08:32

I don't know that we had any

1:08:34

students that had parents that died in

1:08:36

the attack on the Pentagon, but everybody

1:08:39

was freaking out about that. And then

1:08:41

I think I think we did go back to

1:08:43

school the next day. But yeah, it would have

1:08:45

been that would have been a bad day

1:08:47

online. Very bad day online. The like

1:08:49

the footage that people would have been taking

1:08:52

live that would have been, yeah, be

1:08:54

awful. I'm

1:08:56

just going to go with

1:08:58

OJ Chase. Yeah, that would

1:09:01

be an electric live

1:09:03

tweet. Yeah, it would be. I

1:09:05

was watching that documentary

1:09:07

and thinking to

1:09:10

myself, I'm actually angry.

1:09:12

I was not around

1:09:14

in 1994 because the whole

1:09:17

OJ Chase trial,

1:09:19

everything was like what

1:09:21

I was born to consume. And

1:09:23

I didn't get to. Yeah, you

1:09:25

missed out. Then I would have

1:09:27

been around for the Braves World

1:09:29

Series 95. You would have been

1:09:31

around for Braves losing World Serieses.

1:09:34

That's true. That would have been tough.

1:09:36

But yeah, I really wish I was

1:09:38

around for OJ. Yeah. That seems

1:09:40

like just the height of television.

1:09:42

Hey, do you guys know when

1:09:45

we're announcing the rough and rowdy? Have

1:09:47

you heard anything about that? Nope.

1:09:49

I guess you just did though. No. I'd

1:09:53

say anything nothing new

1:09:55

Okay, I'll just say this

1:09:57

when I heard who was fighting

1:09:59

it the next rough and

1:10:01

rowdy. I could not believe

1:10:03

it. Really? Yeah. Like, it's a

1:10:06

great, it is a wild matchup.

1:10:08

Is it just, is it just

1:10:10

an inside bar stool thing

1:10:12

or like a mainstream? No,

1:10:15

it expands outside of the

1:10:17

bar stool universe. Yes, it

1:10:19

does. Okay. You gonna tell

1:10:21

us? I can't say anything. I

1:10:24

don't know when they're

1:10:26

announcing it. What's it? Don't you tell

1:10:28

us and we'll cut it. Let me see

1:10:30

when we're announcing it. Yeah, this is

1:10:32

crazy. Well, here's, well, here's the,

1:10:34

here's the thing. This podcast is,

1:10:37

this podcast is filled, this podcast

1:10:39

is filled with a lot of

1:10:41

gossippers. A lot of chatterboxes

1:10:43

on this show. I don't know

1:10:45

what you're talking about. Yeah, a

1:10:47

lot of chatterboxes. Well, I think I

1:10:50

already know who it is. I agree, so text

1:10:52

it to me. Okay. Yeah, Aaron you

1:10:54

understand what I'm saying? These three?

1:10:56

No, no, no, no, no. It's

1:10:59

these two and then they tell

1:11:01

me. I don't know anything until

1:11:03

they tell me. I'm the last

1:11:05

to find out everything. That's why

1:11:07

they have to tell me everything.

1:11:10

You said it's these two and

1:11:12

they know. But Aaron, I'm not,

1:11:14

I don't, I don't part it.

1:11:16

I'm the end user of all

1:11:18

the office gossip. I find out

1:11:21

after everyone. You like it

1:11:23

though big no I yes I

1:11:25

do but I don't engage in

1:11:27

it. I don't go tell other

1:11:29

people It's still too and they

1:11:32

tell I'm the last one to

1:11:34

know Unwilling participants no I'm a

1:11:36

willing participant, but I'm a willing

1:11:38

participant, but I don't engage I

1:11:41

don't go tell other people. He isn't

1:11:43

you know what he's doing is he

1:11:45

isn't bringing us information

1:11:48

to the table Aaron just saw

1:11:50

it. You gotta tell me, this

1:11:52

is bullshit. Oh, you texted

1:11:54

Arian? I did text. Is

1:11:56

that a crazy, is that a

1:11:59

crazy matchup? I'm getting punished

1:12:01

for the actions of others.

1:12:03

I don't tell people. I

1:12:05

tell big T. It is an

1:12:07

absolutely insane bonkers match-up.

1:12:10

Never in infinity years.

1:12:12

The simulation would never have

1:12:14

come up with this match-out.

1:12:17

But it's bizarre, and it

1:12:19

makes no sense. But it's happening.

1:12:22

I had a guess, but

1:12:24

until you said it expands

1:12:26

outside of bar stool. Oh

1:12:28

yeah. Both people are outside both

1:12:30

yes I mean you got it you

1:12:33

got to tell me this is I

1:12:35

have no idea what's gonna

1:12:37

happen Please please come on. Oh

1:12:39

and big tea you would you would

1:12:41

love to hear about this

1:12:44

match I've done nothing wrong.

1:12:46

I've done nothing wrong. I've

1:12:48

done nothing wrong. Aaron went

1:12:50

big T absolutely love to

1:12:52

hear about this I mean

1:12:54

it surprised me I've done

1:12:57

nothing wrong No, this is a great tease.

1:12:59

It's a great tease. So, uh, I don't know

1:13:01

when we're gonna make it not. Let's give T

1:13:03

the T's. I will say we do call

1:13:05

ourselves the trust tree. Yeah, we keep

1:13:07

it in the house. Yeah, definitely. Everything

1:13:09

is said in this room, stays in

1:13:12

this room. Everything is in house. Well,

1:13:14

everything maybe in this room. I

1:13:16

don't know about that room. No, there's

1:13:18

no both. No, because Big T does, Big

1:13:20

T goes, why don't you come in. And I

1:13:22

say that, I say this as a

1:13:24

compliment to Mad Dog and McKenzie because

1:13:26

you two are very social people. You

1:13:29

have a lot of friends. and you

1:13:31

love to discuss we get a lot

1:13:33

of information you

1:13:35

get a lot of information

1:13:38

but sometimes you have to

1:13:40

know when to keep things

1:13:42

close to the best if

1:13:44

you don't tell me i'm

1:13:46

gonna be oh you should be

1:13:48

because especially one half of

1:13:51

this you're gonna be

1:13:53

like if you if if win the

1:13:55

show and you don't tell me

1:13:57

i'm gonna be very mad

1:14:00

I know there's been a lot

1:14:02

of guessing on the show. Yes,

1:14:04

that's how it always goes. I

1:14:06

don't know anything until they tell me.

1:14:08

I'll say I'll say after the

1:14:10

show. Okay. And I wanted to

1:14:12

see if I'm right. Okay. Next voicemail.

1:14:14

Okay. Man, what a load of

1:14:17

shit. Hey, Metro Crew. It's AJ

1:14:19

from Dallas. Hey, AJ. I know

1:14:21

there's been a lot of guessing

1:14:24

going on the show recently and

1:14:26

Big T has definitely self-proclaimed. to

1:14:29

be quite a good guesser in

1:14:31

spite of area and typically getting

1:14:33

it a lot closer each time.

1:14:35

But there's five things here that

1:14:37

I have written down. I'm curious

1:14:40

to see if you guys would like to

1:14:42

play along. Mad Dog, I will leave the

1:14:44

answers to these five questions at

1:14:46

the end of the voicemail. But first.

1:14:48

So he's going to give you five things

1:14:50

and you need to guess the number

1:14:52

of them. I'll pause them after so

1:14:54

you can think a second. How much

1:14:56

is a new era, navy in

1:14:59

red, Atlanta Braves, non-gang affiliated,

1:15:01

hats? I assume we're

1:15:04

going with just the, just

1:15:06

the standard home, navy blue

1:15:08

bill, navy blue cap, red bill.

1:15:10

I would say fitted? Yes. Back in

1:15:12

my day, they were $35. I think

1:15:14

now... You are in your day. You

1:15:16

are in your day. You are in

1:15:18

your day. You are in your

1:15:20

day. You are in your day.

1:15:23

You are in your day. You

1:15:25

are in your day. You are

1:15:27

in your day. I think now

1:15:30

they're like 4399. I'm gonna

1:15:32

go with... Damn,

1:15:35

fit hats. It's

1:15:37

been a while,

1:15:39

so I bought a

1:15:41

hat like that.

1:15:43

You went with

1:15:46

what? 4399. But

1:15:48

it's 399? I

1:15:50

wanna say it's more.

1:15:53

I was a... 4999.

1:15:57

I'm going to go with these

1:15:59

are Good guesses. I'll go lower.

1:16:01

I'll go 3999. Okay. Random

1:16:04

questions. Totally random.

1:16:06

Second one. How many errors

1:16:08

tour books have been told?

1:16:11

How many errors tour books

1:16:13

have been sold? Hmm. Many

1:16:15

what books? Eris tour. The

1:16:17

Shifty concert that we were

1:16:19

going to go to. They made

1:16:21

a book about the movie about

1:16:23

the tour? Yes. And this is

1:16:25

the one that came out like Black

1:16:28

Friday. Right? I don't, I,

1:16:30

yes, but I believe he

1:16:32

means, I believe he means

1:16:34

copies. Yeah, yeah. Of the book.

1:16:37

Yes. I'm gonna say, uh, two million.

1:16:39

Oh, hell no. Six hundred

1:16:41

K. One point one

1:16:43

million. The third one.

1:16:46

No, eight hundred fifty

1:16:48

thousand. Nine hundred

1:16:50

thousand. Nine hundred

1:16:52

thousand. Nine hundred thousand

1:16:55

is my answer. How

1:16:57

tall is touchdown Jesus in

1:16:59

feet? Touch down Jesus. That's

1:17:01

a good question. I don't

1:17:04

know. Now, does he start,

1:17:06

he doesn't start at the

1:17:08

ground, correct? I think the

1:17:10

question is how tall is the

1:17:12

statue itself. Not like how high

1:17:15

up does it reach? It's not a

1:17:17

statue, it's a painting. It's a

1:17:19

mural inside of a building.

1:17:22

Right, but but so weren't.

1:17:24

But I don't know how how how

1:17:26

far up the building it starts.

1:17:28

I think hold on. I think

1:17:30

it's just the cat in Brazil.

1:17:33

No, that's Christ the Redeemer. A

1:17:35

statue. No, yes, guess that one.

1:17:37

I got I got mixed up

1:17:40

to area and I touched on

1:17:42

Jesus is the Notre Dame. I

1:17:44

thought for a second that one

1:17:47

touchdown Jesus was the Christ the

1:17:49

Redeemer, but it was in South

1:17:52

Bend, Indiana. Wall but yeah, it's

1:17:54

a painting Wait, where's test that

1:17:56

what is just down Jesus touchdown Jesus is

1:17:58

a mural on a bill You can't

1:18:00

look it up though, you can't

1:18:02

look it up, you can't look

1:18:05

it up, you can't look it

1:18:07

up, you can't look at it.

1:18:10

Okay, I did it. You played

1:18:12

there, you saw him. He goes

1:18:14

over that end zone. I don't

1:18:17

know who this is. It's a

1:18:19

mural and Jesus is visible from,

1:18:21

like if you look toward, I

1:18:24

don't know if it's the north

1:18:26

or south end of the stadium,

1:18:28

but you can see it behind

1:18:31

the end zone, therefore he has

1:18:33

touched down Jesus. Real Jesus fans

1:18:35

that would make them 33 feet.

1:18:38

So I'm going 33 feet I'd

1:18:40

say just the whole world big

1:18:43

day like how tall is it?

1:18:45

Okay based on Where it is

1:18:47

on the building? 65 feet Okay,

1:18:50

45 How much does getting a

1:18:52

vasectomy cost in the United States

1:18:54

on average? You're in? Damn, man!

1:18:57

I see you, good. Damn. You're

1:18:59

on one, didn't it? No, I'm

1:19:01

not trying to be rude, I

1:19:04

just said. She's still on me,

1:19:06

she's still on me by the

1:19:08

job. No. The crazy, I actually,

1:19:11

I had an appointment set up.

1:19:13

No. It's going to be Kendrick

1:19:16

versus Drake. No, the crazy I

1:19:18

actually, I had an appointment set

1:19:20

up. And you have to go

1:19:23

through the process about what they're

1:19:25

going to do. I had the

1:19:27

whole thing done. It's just on

1:19:30

I had to call the lady

1:19:32

and set a date and when

1:19:34

she called me I missed her

1:19:37

call because I thought of a

1:19:39

spam and I just forgot to

1:19:41

call back. Now is this is

1:19:44

this a procedure that like isn't

1:19:46

covered by insurance like how are

1:19:48

we? I think this is without

1:19:51

insurance insurance just how much does

1:19:53

the procedure cost? Okay. Oh. to

1:19:56

know if this is something that

1:19:58

you you pay for supplementally after

1:20:00

insurance or if you don't if

1:20:03

like it's a non-insurance thing. I

1:20:05

have to imagine that the the

1:20:07

question is the cost without insurance.

1:20:10

I understand that but I need

1:20:12

to know when people get it.

1:20:14

I think so I think you

1:20:17

can use insurance. Is that what

1:20:19

you're asking? Okay well I mean

1:20:21

then there's no telling. I

1:20:25

think I could be completely

1:20:27

wrong. I'm going to go

1:20:29

with exactly 10% of what

1:20:31

airing guest and say $750.

1:20:34

So that's much closer to

1:20:36

what I was going to

1:20:38

guess. What? I think it's,

1:20:40

I think it's, I got

1:20:43

to, they got to put

1:20:45

you under the belt. No,

1:20:47

no, it's local and you

1:20:49

just go home. Yeah, really.

1:20:51

It's outpatient. I was going

1:20:54

to say 1, 1,200. I

1:20:56

want this guy, that guy

1:20:58

should stand. Yeah, I mean,

1:21:00

you're guessing based on new

1:21:02

information. Your hand was off

1:21:05

the, I had to educate

1:21:07

you about testicles. And then

1:21:09

now he got to change

1:21:11

one guess though, so I'll

1:21:13

let this. There was no

1:21:16

new information. Hey, thank you

1:21:18

for giving me the new

1:21:20

information. You're welcome. One should

1:21:22

change their mind when new

1:21:25

information comes. No, but, but

1:21:27

you don't get to, you

1:21:29

can do that now, but

1:21:31

that doesn't mean that you

1:21:33

were right earlier. when you

1:21:36

didn't have that information. That's

1:21:38

on y'all for not establishing

1:21:40

the rules beforehand. I'm changing

1:21:42

my motherfugge. My new guess

1:21:44

is 25. 25. No, no,

1:21:47

2,000. 2,000. 2,000. Now you're

1:21:49

locked in. I still want

1:21:51

that one. I've been bringing

1:21:53

down enough, Champ. Okay. Not

1:21:55

paying four figures though. There's

1:21:58

no way. I also figure

1:22:00

that there's a lot of

1:22:02

vasectomy clinics out there. I've

1:22:04

seen their commercials that they

1:22:07

do. It doesn't strike me

1:22:09

as a commercial for something

1:22:11

that costs $2,000. Yeah, it's

1:22:13

not a cost prohibitive procedure.

1:22:15

Why don't you come on

1:22:18

down here first week in

1:22:20

the final four? We'll take

1:22:22

one of them test schools

1:22:24

right off. You can sit

1:22:26

your ass on. cash watching

1:22:29

basketball on Amazon again all

1:22:31

completely random 1,200 Okay, folding

1:22:33

step school on Amazon 2499.

1:22:35

I was gonna say $15

1:22:37

But now that seems low

1:22:40

and we'll go in 1999.

1:22:42

Okay, so now I'll give

1:22:44

us the results Before hearing

1:22:46

the answers, I would just

1:22:49

like to say I think

1:22:51

these were a little too

1:22:53

You could base your guest

1:22:55

off of other people's guesses

1:22:57

Yeah, that's very enough Why

1:23:00

the answers? Excuses before. Sorry.

1:23:02

Right? Big time. No, that's

1:23:04

just, that's a fact, Jack.

1:23:06

I don't. And individuals, but

1:23:08

I will take quick break,

1:23:11

Mad Dog, the answers. 4799

1:23:13

for the ball caps. That's

1:23:15

incorrect. I looked it up

1:23:17

after. It's 4499. I damn

1:23:20

near nailed it. What's

1:23:23

that 4799? That's for special edition

1:23:25

caps such as the spring training

1:23:27

one, which is why I established

1:23:30

early that we were doing the

1:23:32

regular home Atlanta Braves cap which

1:23:34

is 4499 Anyway, continue it might

1:23:36

have changed in price No, he's

1:23:38

looking at these which is when

1:23:40

they have a patch on them

1:23:43

or something. They're a little bit

1:23:45

more prices fluctuate, but the regular

1:23:47

hat is 4499 prices fluctuate. They

1:23:49

don't fluctuate In since he sent

1:23:51

that you don't know that anyway,

1:23:53

I got it right content. He

1:23:56

said on the he said on

1:23:58

the MLB website, right? Yes. But

1:24:02

if you look on the MLB website,

1:24:04

wait hold on. Well, look

1:24:06

at that. I'm on it. I just told

1:24:09

you regular. Anyway, it doesn't

1:24:11

matter. I got it right. Yeah, it

1:24:13

says it says 44 99. Yeah, okay.

1:24:16

So we'll give that one to

1:24:18

Big T. You know, I have

1:24:20

to give it to me. Sure.

1:24:22

Yeah, but he'll complain about it

1:24:24

if he doesn't get it. So

1:24:26

I did. You don't have to

1:24:28

give it to anything. I got it

1:24:30

to anything. I got it. Okay,

1:24:32

so that's one for big T.

1:24:34

Appeasement. Mm-hmm. Somehow. Eight hundred

1:24:37

and fourteen thousand copies of

1:24:39

the Airstore book. Another fucking banger

1:24:41

from big T. That's big T.

1:24:43

Guess 900,000. Good guess big T.

1:24:45

Yeah, but that is after you

1:24:48

heard mine. No, it was after

1:24:50

I changed my guest. There was

1:24:52

no new information presented. I decided

1:24:54

that I was a little high,

1:24:56

which I was. You decided you

1:24:59

were high because you heard my big

1:25:01

T. No, that's not true. Big

1:25:03

tease up too. Yeah, because

1:25:05

yours, mine wasn't, mine wasn't

1:25:08

particularly close to yours.

1:25:10

Hey, those were your

1:25:12

preferences to this entire

1:25:15

answer sheet. That was your

1:25:17

preface. I'm going off, I'm

1:25:19

working off of your answer

1:25:21

sheet. Okay. Go ahead. You

1:25:23

up too. Most dangerous, lead

1:25:25

and guessing. Yep. Yeah.

1:25:27

Okay, neither of you are

1:25:30

even a little bit close.

1:25:32

Technically, Big T is the

1:25:34

closest, but I don't know. Yeah, nobody,

1:25:37

nobody really got that.

1:25:39

No. That's, that's tall. I

1:25:41

mean, I didn't know what it

1:25:43

was, too, by the way. Yeah.

1:25:45

Clearly. I thought we'd want to,

1:25:47

want to, want to Brazil.

1:25:50

What would you have

1:25:52

guessed the, the height

1:25:54

of Christ, the Redeemer?

1:25:56

The Daytona 500, February

1:25:58

16, 2025. I think it's

1:26:01

four thirty. I say well,

1:26:03

I say one. Let's

1:26:05

let's guess that. I

1:26:07

was about to go. Let's

1:26:09

all guess that actually

1:26:12

two hundred. I

1:26:14

would say. I'll say like. I've

1:26:17

actually never been

1:26:19

there. Um. I think it's

1:26:21

four thirty. I say well. I

1:26:24

say 180. It's saying

1:26:26

two hundred two

1:26:28

hundred feet. Saying 98

1:26:30

feet. Oh, there's no way. Yeah

1:26:32

That's what it is saying. I

1:26:35

can see that then it has great

1:26:37

PR 98 feet. It's smaller

1:26:39

than touchdown Jesus The statue's

1:26:42

arm span is 92 feet, but

1:26:44

the height Is saying it's 98.

1:26:46

That statue's got the best PR

1:26:48

in the game That's excluding

1:26:51

the best PR in the game That's

1:26:53

excluding the pedestal

1:26:57

But that that's only

1:27:00

another what 50 26 feet.

1:27:02

Oh, not it so so it's

1:27:04

like a hundred twenty

1:27:06

four With the pedestal

1:27:09

That's still I mean

1:27:11

I thought this thing was like

1:27:13

St. Louis arch No, no,

1:27:16

it's just on a god

1:27:18

damn touchdown. Jesus big as

1:27:21

far. High vantage point Did

1:27:23

you did you score a

1:27:25

touchdown in that game? I

1:27:28

never noticed it on

1:27:31

the film. Okay, so

1:27:33

it looks like touchdown

1:27:36

Jesus. The mural

1:27:38

itself is very

1:27:40

tall. The Jesus part

1:27:43

of it is only about,

1:27:45

I'd say, a third to

1:27:47

a half the size of

1:27:49

the full mural. I

1:27:51

guessed about a half. All

1:27:54

right. Next one. So

1:27:56

right now we're on

1:27:59

vasectomy. States is around $1,000.00.

1:28:01

Another great one. All right, so

1:28:03

Big T gets $1,200, I guess,

1:28:06

$75. So we'll split that. Yeah,

1:28:08

your PFT loses by $50 in

1:28:10

that, but we can split that.

1:28:12

Not necessarily usually if you go

1:28:15

over. No, that's not, that's exclusively

1:28:17

in the prices, right. That's not

1:28:19

a thing. We're playing the dozens.

1:28:21

That good point. That's the closest

1:28:24

guess. In Illinois, I did not

1:28:26

make these rules. In Illinois, it

1:28:28

says ranges from 516 to 739.

1:28:31

Well, he said average in the

1:28:33

US, you got to count New

1:28:35

York and California. That's true. They're

1:28:37

jacking that shit up. Go get

1:28:40

a sectomy in New York City,

1:28:42

may as well buy a boat.

1:28:44

Okay. This is a this is

1:28:46

an outstanding showing for Big T,

1:28:49

by the way. Just a clinic.

1:28:51

And then the folding step store.

1:28:53

by handy laundry on Amazon is

1:28:56

1299. Yep, I mean just well

1:28:58

appreciate you guys so much just

1:29:00

fucking crushed it, you know, you

1:29:02

know, and stay handsome. It said

1:29:05

beautiful. Big T did it. That

1:29:07

was that was a clean sweep

1:29:09

technically. It was 1299 and Big

1:29:11

T Guess 15. Clean sweep by

1:29:14

Big T. Haters are in shambles

1:29:16

on this Tuesday morning. Although the

1:29:18

hat. Enjoy your day at the

1:29:21

office. The hats. No, the hat,

1:29:23

I knew, I literally knew the

1:29:25

price of the hat. I guess

1:29:27

they've gone up a dollar since

1:29:30

I last looked, but I knew

1:29:32

the price. Asterix on the hat.

1:29:34

No, I explained going into it.

1:29:36

I said we're we're doing the

1:29:39

he said the home and the

1:29:41

tailor and the and the Taylor

1:29:43

thing he changed his answer when

1:29:46

he hurt mine I changed my

1:29:48

answer later after deciding mine was

1:29:50

a little high It had nothing

1:29:52

to do with your guess which

1:29:55

was substantially low Decided and guess

1:29:57

what you can take that's a

1:29:59

great guess what you mean. You

1:30:01

can take that one away if

1:30:04

you want and I nailed every

1:30:06

other one welcome to more where

1:30:08

the roads don't have limits on

1:30:11

how fast you can go or

1:30:13

the sites you're going to see.

1:30:15

Welcome to new places, familiar faces,

1:30:17

and memories in the making. Welcome

1:30:20

to a whole new season of

1:30:22

NASCAR. The Daytona 500, Sunday February

1:30:24

16th, the 2.30 p.m. Eastern on

1:30:26

Fox. How tall is

1:30:29

Jesus on touchdown Jesus? We still don't

1:30:31

know. Seems the mural is a hundred

1:30:33

and thirty feet. Or a hundred whatever.

1:30:35

That's crazy. That's a big ass fucking

1:30:37

picture. That's great. I've never even heard

1:30:39

of that shit before. I thought it

1:30:41

was, I didn't, I had no recollection

1:30:43

of this. I'm watching the highlights from

1:30:45

2005 Tennessee Notre Dame and I really

1:30:47

hope you score in the end zone

1:30:49

where touchdown Jesus is. Did

1:30:52

I score that game? I think

1:30:55

I did. I had like a

1:30:57

book. That's what you told me.

1:30:59

Yeah, I put it on. I

1:31:01

think you told the story. Your

1:31:03

mom was there. Your mom was

1:31:05

there and she was really excited.

1:31:07

Aaron, I sent the picture in

1:31:09

the group chat and you can

1:31:11

see like touched on Jesus. Yes,

1:31:13

you scored a touchdown. So now

1:31:15

let's find it. I would say

1:31:17

the touchdown Jesus looking at this

1:31:19

right now. It's about the Jesus

1:31:21

is about half the size of

1:31:23

the mural. Like half is tall.

1:31:25

And how tall was the mural?

1:31:28

The mural is 134 feet. I

1:31:30

guess 65, which is exactly half

1:31:32

of that. So we'll count that

1:31:34

as another just outstanding fucking guess.

1:31:36

Common big TW. You're having a

1:31:38

good day. I'm telling you, this

1:31:40

is my, that's not exactly, I've

1:31:42

faltered a couple times. 67 would

1:31:44

be exactly. You said exactly. Yes.

1:31:46

Yeah. Words mean something. Words matter.

1:31:50

It's a sad day to be

1:31:52

a hater. That's all I know

1:31:54

sad day Are we got any

1:31:56

more voicemails? One more voicemail. Let's

1:31:59

rip it Hello

1:32:02

macadosing crew. This is Jonas from

1:32:04

Maryland. Big T said something really

1:32:06

interesting a few episodes ago where

1:32:08

he basically said that he's kind

1:32:10

of stopped caring about stuff that

1:32:13

maybe doesn't mean as much. It

1:32:15

actually sounded like great personal growth.

1:32:17

And I was just kind of

1:32:19

wondering from the whole group, maybe

1:32:21

something that some kind of character

1:32:24

arc or maybe just... Some kind

1:32:26

of transition you've made or changed

1:32:28

an opinion on something since the

1:32:30

pod started like Maybe like that

1:32:32

like what is what's shifted the

1:32:35

most in your life since then

1:32:37

I'll hang up and listen stay

1:32:39

beautiful stands Big T said recently

1:32:41

he stopped caring about stuff that

1:32:43

used to make him mad and

1:32:46

The caller said that was good

1:32:48

personal growth for him. So they're

1:32:50

curious. No since we started doing

1:32:52

this podcast. Is there anything that

1:32:55

you've changed like a character or

1:32:57

a way that? or a way

1:32:59

that? that you've grown from the

1:33:01

show? Good question. I threaten to

1:33:03

beat a lot more people up

1:33:06

on Twitter since the show. Yeah.

1:33:08

That is personal growth. Yeah. Yeah.

1:33:10

So I'm drawing boundaries digitally. I'm

1:33:12

drawing boundaries digitally. Yeah. So I'm

1:33:14

drawing boundaries digitally. Sometimes you need

1:33:17

to let sometimes you need to

1:33:19

let people know that you've got

1:33:21

time for it Yeah, I got

1:33:23

a lot of time. I'm retired.

1:33:25

I golf. I tweet a pot

1:33:28

You you were gonna fly a

1:33:30

dude out you're flying dudes out

1:33:32

to fight him What it is

1:33:34

that I ain't asking him. I'd

1:33:36

be calling a bluff Because they

1:33:39

really tough, you know what I'm

1:33:41

saying? Mother's bee tough on it

1:33:43

and there, right? What's up there?

1:33:45

Huh? What if they call your

1:33:47

bluff? And they're like, all right,

1:33:50

fly me out. I'll fly you

1:33:52

out and you will be in

1:33:54

Houston and you will come to

1:33:56

my doorstep and you will get

1:33:59

your ass wet And then get

1:34:01

back on your plane and do

1:34:03

whatever he was doing. I like

1:34:05

the idea of somebody flying out

1:34:07

on an airplane They sit down.

1:34:10

There's like a nice person next

1:34:12

to him. Do you live in

1:34:14

Houston? No, what brings you to

1:34:16

town? I got into a fight

1:34:18

with Aaron Foster on the internet

1:34:21

and so I'm gonna travel to

1:34:23

Houston and uh You can get

1:34:25

to a physical business. Yeah. He's

1:34:27

flying me out, very nice of

1:34:29

him. Put me up. Aryan scored

1:34:32

facing touchdown. That's great. You scored

1:34:34

facing touchdown Jesus. That is so

1:34:36

funny. He's saying, come to me

1:34:38

my son. You're lost. You are

1:34:40

lost and you are found again.

1:34:43

Come to me, come in the

1:34:45

arms of Jesus. I also have

1:34:47

threatened to fight more people online

1:34:49

since I started this podcast. You

1:34:51

did last week, right? I did

1:34:54

last week when I was in

1:34:56

New Orleans. What? You did? We're

1:34:58

having like a little dinner on

1:35:00

Monday night, a group of us,

1:35:03

and I had time. So I

1:35:05

had maybe you know a couple

1:35:07

cocktails and we're in between courses

1:35:09

was scrolling Twitter Yes, yes, yes,

1:35:11

I was publishing my gumbo reviews

1:35:14

and I believe this was gumbo

1:35:16

number five that I had and

1:35:18

I was writing my reviews in

1:35:20

French and Somebody got upset that

1:35:22

I was writing in French and

1:35:25

they they tweeted at me Like

1:35:27

fuck you you short cock stop

1:35:29

writing these in French and So

1:35:31

then I looked at the guy's

1:35:33

profile picture and I was like,

1:35:36

oh, I could beat the fuck

1:35:38

out of this guy. Like, I'm

1:35:40

like, this guy's not tall. This

1:35:42

guy looks like a wimp. I

1:35:44

was like 80% sure, kick his

1:35:47

ass. And so I had time

1:35:49

and so I said, tell you

1:35:51

what, I'm in New Orleans right

1:35:53

now. If you're in town or

1:35:55

you want to come here, I

1:35:58

will, I will meet up with

1:36:00

you. and we'll have a fight,

1:36:02

and I'll kick your ass. And

1:36:04

then I posted a picture, I

1:36:07

posted his picture, because he looked

1:36:09

like a guy that could get

1:36:11

his, like this guy's calling me

1:36:13

a small cuck, like this guy,

1:36:15

I know you are, but

1:36:17

what am I? So, yeah,

1:36:20

offered to fight him, and

1:36:22

about five minutes later, he

1:36:24

deactivated his entire account. Yeah,

1:36:26

he deactivated his

1:36:28

entire account. Yeah, what

1:36:30

a weeny, bro. Yeah. And I never,

1:36:32

a matter of fact, I never,

1:36:34

I never, I never, I

1:36:37

never scared someone out of

1:36:39

deleting the account before, but

1:36:41

I definitely have scared people

1:36:43

when I stop responding. It's

1:36:46

a pretty good feeling. So,

1:36:48

put on you, that's a, that's

1:36:50

a, that's a, that's a, that's

1:36:52

a, I see what happens. PFD,

1:36:54

do you have any personal

1:36:57

growth? You've just fighting

1:36:59

more people online, I

1:37:01

would say. Any personal

1:37:03

growth on this show? I mean,

1:37:05

I feel like you're always

1:37:08

changing a little bit.

1:37:10

I've started care less

1:37:12

about about just, you

1:37:14

know, trivial stuff too. Keep

1:37:16

the main thing, the main thing.

1:37:19

Yeah, I mean, personal growth.

1:37:21

We started in what,

1:37:23

2021? Yeah, I mean, I would say like

1:37:25

going back a little bit further

1:37:28

than that, than that, I used

1:37:30

to, I used to party a little

1:37:32

bit harder. And now I basically

1:37:34

don't at all, maybe like once

1:37:36

a week or once a month. Well,

1:37:39

no, you go, like we used to

1:37:41

go out, you know, we're at the

1:37:43

Super Bowl, you go out a few

1:37:45

nights, probably like three or four in a

1:37:47

row, go to the combine, I'd say

1:37:49

up to like 3 AM. every single

1:37:51

night. Now it's like, okay, I'll go

1:37:53

out for one night until about 1130

1:37:55

and then I'll just go home after

1:37:57

that. What was the party situation like?

1:38:00

from the Barstool clientele in New Orleans?

1:38:02

From what I saw people had a

1:38:04

pretty good time. It wasn't, I didn't

1:38:06

see anything too crazy, but I only

1:38:09

went out late night really one night.

1:38:11

Nobody stand out. Nobody get any tables?

1:38:13

I'm sure that Jack had a good

1:38:16

time. I mean Max, Max, I'm sure

1:38:18

that Max had an awesome, Max and

1:38:20

Roan probably toured up pretty good over

1:38:23

the course of like Friday night, Saturday

1:38:25

night, Sunday night. There could be... Very

1:38:27

very banged up coming back today I

1:38:29

just went out hard one night which

1:38:32

was last night Friday that I was

1:38:34

there went to a ludicrous concert which

1:38:36

rocked nice video of you was very

1:38:39

funny yeah TJ texted to me right

1:38:41

afterwards I would I love ludicrous ludicrous

1:38:43

like one of my favorite wrappers of

1:38:46

all time word-mouth chicken and beer great

1:38:48

albums but I got into a debate

1:38:50

with Max and with Jack on the

1:38:52

way there because loota Was not he

1:38:55

was not the headliner for the show?

1:38:57

John Summit was the headliner. So it

1:38:59

was like ludicrous and then John Summit

1:39:02

afterwards I Understand that John Summit is

1:39:04

a very popular DJ right now very

1:39:06

popular that would explain why I don't

1:39:09

know who that is. Yeah, I was

1:39:11

gonna have you explain that to Madeline.

1:39:13

No, he's he's very popular. Yeah, he

1:39:15

is very popular. However, I told I

1:39:18

told Jack and Max that it's a

1:39:20

little bit disrespectful that ludicrous is not

1:39:22

the headline of the show. I agree.

1:39:25

And they were like, we're talking about

1:39:27

John Summit's huge. I was like, John

1:39:29

Summit in no way is bigger than

1:39:32

Ludacris. He might be hotter right now,

1:39:34

like more current than Ludacris. But Ludacris

1:39:36

has been doing it for 25 years.

1:39:38

Yeah, all time Ludacris is. And he's

1:39:41

just got hit after hit after hit

1:39:43

after hit. And he's awesome. And he's

1:39:45

in Fast and furious and furious. He

1:39:48

was in crash. He's a good actor.

1:39:51

Wow, this is a I agree

1:39:53

with you. But I went to

1:39:55

look at monthly listeners on Spotify.

1:39:57

Yeah ludicrous 6.9 million Nice. John

1:39:59

Summit, 10.2 million. I've never heard

1:40:01

of this guy in my life.

1:40:04

He's a like EDM DJ. Right.

1:40:06

Dude. Yeah. Brooklyn Mirage type. Yeah.

1:40:08

I just, it's disrespectful to have

1:40:10

Lou to Chris open up. That's

1:40:12

all I'm saying. Mr. Wiggles opening

1:40:14

up for John Summit. Respect to

1:40:16

John Summit. He's doing great, great

1:40:18

work right now. Talk to me

1:40:20

in 10 years. Yeah. Get his

1:40:22

ass. Luda's been doing it for

1:40:24

25. How old is Ludacris? I

1:40:27

would guess that Luda is... Is

1:40:29

he 50? He, I think he's

1:40:31

56. No, let's guess, let's guess,

1:40:33

everyone gets. I have it. I

1:40:35

think it was 51. Okay. My

1:40:37

big deal with a type in

1:40:39

already. I already looked at him.

1:40:41

Twitter fairs. Buster. What is your,

1:40:43

I say 45. 46. It's 47.

1:40:45

Hmm. That's good. It's not cool,

1:40:47

and I didn't go over. That's

1:40:50

not a thing. All right, it's

1:40:52

literally a thing. On prices, right.

1:40:54

Nowhere else. Where else is it

1:40:56

more famous guessing than on the

1:40:58

prices, right? That is the, that

1:41:00

is the Mecca of guessing. That's

1:41:02

their rule. You've played the dozen,

1:41:04

no prices right. You do have

1:41:06

to specify prices right rules. Yes,

1:41:08

if you're playing prices right rules.

1:41:10

Yes, because I would have guessed

1:41:13

differently. I would I would go

1:41:15

under what my real guest would

1:41:17

be and you're saying you're sending

1:41:19

a little salt dollar You're sounding

1:41:21

a little sorry. No, no, no,

1:41:23

he is. He's mad. He's mad

1:41:25

that I'm up right now. Yes.

1:41:27

He's a hater Is it sad?

1:41:29

No, you're not gonna bully me

1:41:31

into being a hater. Thank you.

1:41:33

We'll be fucking with him because

1:41:36

he is he is the guy

1:41:38

said if I didn't I didn't

1:41:40

even say the self- the self-proclaimed

1:41:42

and he'd be taking a- And

1:41:44

it was a good day. You

1:41:46

had an ice cube good day.

1:41:48

You had a all-time day. Did

1:41:50

you see the guy on TikTok

1:41:52

who figured out what day it

1:41:54

was that ice cube? a great

1:41:56

day? Yes, that shit was hilarious

1:41:59

though. Oh my God, what a

1:42:01

brilliant, that's how social media is

1:42:03

supposed to be used. What a

1:42:05

fucking guy, that guy is. It

1:42:07

was a good video. It was

1:42:09

July, no, it wasn't July, I

1:42:11

don't even remember, but he figured

1:42:13

out what day, ice cubes day

1:42:15

was by all the Lakers, be

1:42:17

the supersonic, so he went through

1:42:19

all the data, when the Lakers

1:42:22

played the suicursotics, it had to

1:42:24

be. after the song or so

1:42:26

before the song was released. It

1:42:28

was an amazing display of social

1:42:30

media. That's good on that guy.

1:42:32

I also love that that Ice

1:42:34

Cube was keeping track of his

1:42:36

rebounds and assists and pickup. Yeah,

1:42:38

he's probably ass. He might suck.

1:42:40

Yeah. So they can come over

1:42:42

here as rebounds in a pickup

1:42:45

game. I'm like, you don't get

1:42:47

out of here. He's got nine.

1:42:49

He's telling people to like clear

1:42:51

out so he can get his

1:42:53

tenth like Russell West. Yeah, pattern

1:42:55

stats a little bit. I mean,

1:42:57

credit, credit, credit, but if he

1:42:59

did get a, I would say

1:43:01

if you get a triple double

1:43:03

in a pickup game, you are

1:43:05

absolutely, you can't get a triple

1:43:07

double pickup game. No, odds are

1:43:10

you going to what? 11, 13,

1:43:12

you know, depending on where you

1:43:14

at, 11, 13, by ones and

1:43:16

two, the math don't math. He

1:43:18

was lying. Yeah, the only. Unless

1:43:20

it was just all day. The

1:43:22

only way it would work out

1:43:24

is if it was like a

1:43:26

21, you're playing a 21, you

1:43:28

got 10, and then you had

1:43:30

a teammate that was just filling

1:43:33

it up, and they got 10

1:43:35

or 11 too, and you were

1:43:37

responsible for all of your team's

1:43:39

points that day. And you won.

1:43:41

And in that case, I guess

1:43:43

he was baller. Yeah, but I

1:43:45

mean, you don't really play to

1:43:47

21. Oh, one last thing. Dalton

1:43:50

Connect, you are now a Laker

1:43:53

again. He's back, baby. We're back.

1:43:55

Laker, T took a hiatus. But

1:43:57

we're back. Oh, and tonight, so.

1:43:59

So tonight is the night though.

1:44:01

So tonight is the first game

1:44:04

where Lucca and LeBron will be

1:44:06

on the same floor. I'm excited

1:44:08

to see what happens. I'm excited

1:44:10

baby. And so it'll it'll be

1:44:12

yesterday for the listeners, but tonight

1:44:15

for us. Tonight. Who do we

1:44:17

play tonight? Uh, fuck. I don't

1:44:19

know. Jazz. All. Gonna beat the

1:44:21

fuck out of the jazz. 31

1:44:23

and like 10 or like 10

1:44:26

or something like that. We are.

1:44:28

We are cooking. All right, give

1:44:30

me- Ron is having an amazing

1:44:32

season at 40 years old, bro.

1:44:34

Give me your stat line. Give

1:44:37

me your stat line for Luca,

1:44:39

LeBron, and Dalton Connect tonight. Points.

1:44:41

Points rebound to 6th. I think

1:44:43

D.K. is gonna go demon mode.

1:44:45

He's mad now. They pissed him

1:44:48

off. You think his teammates are

1:44:50

happy that he's back? Everyone seemed-

1:44:52

LeBron was talking him up last

1:44:54

year when he was a UT.

1:44:56

Like LeBron seems to really like

1:44:59

a really like a- like- when

1:45:01

he gets back. I think if

1:45:03

he hits two threes and they're

1:45:05

up 16 like LeBron's gonna be

1:45:08

like get him the ball we

1:45:10

let him go off. Mm-hmm. I

1:45:12

think LeBron is gonna have 20,

1:45:14

21, eight rebounds, five assists. I

1:45:16

think Luke is gonna have 30.

1:45:19

Nice. That's big for us. Eight

1:45:21

rebounds. Wow, he's gonna be thrown

1:45:23

bows. Wow, I don't know like

1:45:25

to assist I think Luca and

1:45:27

Dalton combine For 57 points tonight

1:45:30

in one way or another. Yeah,

1:45:32

okay, just combine for 57 right

1:45:34

it down. It feels like 11

1:45:36

points for Don't connect tonight. No,

1:45:38

I think I think he's going

1:45:41

off you think so I think

1:45:43

he's gonna have 19. I think

1:45:45

he's gonna go he's gonna have

1:45:47

11 points, but very efficient night.

1:45:49

Okay, he's gonna go four for

1:45:52

five from the field nice. Yeah

1:45:54

We take those we do take

1:45:56

them. What is that going to

1:45:58

be like for? him going back

1:46:00

into that locker room. I'm back, bitch.

1:46:03

I mean, I'm sure in the locker room, like,

1:46:05

he'll be happy to be back on the team

1:46:07

that he thought he'd be on the whole time,

1:46:09

but I'm sure he and Rob Palinko will

1:46:11

speak with each other. Because there's

1:46:14

no trade deadline, or the trade

1:46:16

light deadline has passed. Yeah. So you're

1:46:18

stuck with me now. It's pretty

1:46:20

hilarious. Is that I don't remember that

1:46:22

happening ever, ever, really? I don't know.

1:46:24

I don't know. I don't know. Next

1:46:27

but that was in the off

1:46:29

season. No the CP3 trade got

1:46:31

I forget what time of year

1:46:33

that was it got mixed by

1:46:35

David Stern correct, but that was

1:46:37

in the off season I think

1:46:39

I forget when that was Stucker

1:46:42

what a fucking sucker CP3 What?

1:46:44

No, no, no, no, no, no, that's the

1:46:46

homie talking about David's

1:46:48

turn for Nixon that

1:46:50

trade great commissioner though I

1:46:52

was so commissioner though I was

1:46:55

so fucking NBA was

1:46:57

thriving. Suck. Tell your boy. Flops.

1:46:59

Say you got a friend that used

1:47:01

to play in the NFL. But like

1:47:04

he really is tired of seeing

1:47:06

the flops and he's the biggest

1:47:08

NBA fan. Yep. I will. The

1:47:10

flopping was one thing I had on

1:47:12

the list to discuss. I and you're

1:47:14

right, the best way to solve that.

1:47:16

Team up. Team up. Team up. Oh, so they

1:47:19

got to fix the review. Oh, college

1:47:21

basketball. Have you watched

1:47:23

a college basketball game recently?

1:47:25

Yeah. The last two minutes

1:47:27

of a college basketball game

1:47:30

that's within five points takes

1:47:32

30 minutes. Yeah. Cameras have kind

1:47:34

of, oh bro sports. I saw

1:47:36

video the other day. Almost

1:47:38

everybody on the Auburn roster

1:47:40

like 25 years old. Oh yeah.

1:47:43

Chad Baker Mazara? That's cool. That

1:47:45

is correct. Yeah, they're really good.

1:47:47

They're really good. I said, yeah,

1:47:49

they beating up on babies, man.

1:47:51

Get your ass out of college,

1:47:53

bro. Get the fuck, that shit

1:47:55

is weird though. Cooper de Gene

1:47:57

yesterday was his 22nd birthday and

1:47:59

he to six in the in

1:48:01

and Chad Baker Bowl who plays basketball

1:48:03

at Auburn is who old. basketball at

1:48:05

go to sociology class this morning.

1:48:08

That's crazy. Get your

1:48:10

ass out of college,

1:48:12

bro. It's over. Get

1:48:14

That's of college, bro. It's over. That's

1:48:16

crazy in college, though. Twenty-five is

1:48:19

crazy in college, though. How do, how? And

1:48:21

doctors. right. That's crazy, And

1:48:23

now money be be. don't

1:48:25

know, man. Get your

1:48:28

know, make will see you

1:48:30

guys on there. We will see

1:48:32

you then, on you guys.

1:48:34

for macrodosing. Until then, love you guys.

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