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It's good to see your face again
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big T You as well. It's good
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to see you mad dog. Good to
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see you McKenzie Aaron good to
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see you on online again I'm pumped
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to be back. I miss Chicago Weather here
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kind of stinks I do love New
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Orleans, but it was time to come
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home and also shout out to the
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city of New Orleans The one thing
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that I heard from everybody
3:23
this week was They should have the Super Bowl
3:25
in New Orleans every single year. All the guys
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in the media were saying that, all the girls
3:29
down there, everyone was in agreement, they should have
3:31
it in New Orleans every year. I'm gonna stand
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up for the city of New Orleans. I don't
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think they want the Super Bowl there every single year.
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Let's space it out a little bit. Give them some
3:40
time to take a quick break, because by the end
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of it, there were a lot of people from Louisiana
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being like, I love y'all but y'all need to get
3:46
to get the fuck out. You'll need to get the
3:49
fuck out. But it is a great place
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to go. I mean, it's only in
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what five or six places anyway? We
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got San Fran next year Frisco is
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what they like to call it out
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there. Miami, Houston, Houston, Minneapolis,
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Scottsdale. They only got one
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because they built a new
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stadium. I guess Glendale, Phoenix,
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and then, does it say Vegas already?
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Dallas, Arlington sometimes, right? Have
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they had? They got one when they
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built that stadium, right? Yeah, so the
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UNFL likes to do that for new
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stadiums. Right, but I don't know that
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they've had many since then. I don't
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know if that they have either, but
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yeah, Phoenix, New Orleans, Miami.
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San Francisco slash Palo Alto wherever the
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fuck that stadium is Santa Clara. I think
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is what the stadium is I don't think
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they're gonna have another one up in Minneapolis
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That was to Cleveland will have one in 10 years
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Cleveland will probably have one in 10
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years Hopefully, we'll probably have one in 10 years
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Hopefully, hopefully Washington DC Nashville's building a new stadium.
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Yeah, Nashville would be a good city for it.
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That'll be a good one. They'll go Atlanta. They
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like to do it there too. Usually they like
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to go warm weather unless it's unless it's a
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new warm weather unless it's a new stadium and
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then they will expand for like a year
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or two. The Jets had it when it
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was the Broncos and the Seahawks and it
5:03
was cold as fuck and everybody hated it.
5:05
I also think that Caddell is going
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to have a Super Bowl over in
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England in London. I think he's planning
5:12
on doing that. It's going to suck.
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Don't do it Roger. That's your fucking
5:16
ass. If you think you've seen media
5:18
members complain. Yeah. You've seen nothing. Yeah.
5:20
Until they have to fly to England
5:22
for the Super Bowl. It's going to
5:25
be bad. So yeah, we're back Super
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Bowl was yesterday. It was a
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whomping Philadelphia Eagles or
5:31
World Champions. Ari, did you
5:34
call that? That's crazy. I
5:36
didn't think they were going to get
5:38
whop. I thought they were going to
5:40
win, but I think Philly was going
5:42
to win, but I think it was
5:44
going to whop like that. Yeah, it
5:47
was your big take. It
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was probably the best defensive
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performance of all time. It's up
5:53
there with like the Buccaneers against
5:55
Tom Brady. I'm sorry the Buccaneers
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when they had Tom Brady again my
6:00
homes. Yeah, I mean, this is, they
6:02
got what, man? This is controlled
6:04
the line of scrimmage. I thought
6:06
the chief's defense did a better
6:08
job on the run than I
6:11
thought that was gonna do, but,
6:13
yeah, got the ass what, man. Yeah,
6:15
they bottled up SACO in
6:17
a little bit. You didn't
6:19
have a very good game.
6:21
It was the most disinterested,
6:24
everything. The commercials are dead.
6:26
Commercials aren't even a thing
6:28
anymore. The game was terrible.
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I'm sure Ariam will disagree
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half-time show was was lifeless to
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me Lifeless yeah, that's a crazy
6:37
adjective life there was there was
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no juice in the building it
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was It just didn't it didn't
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do anything for me. It wasn't
6:46
for you. That's all it's okay. Yeah.
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I don't I don't know that there's
6:50
anything he could have done that that
6:53
I would have loved but But
6:55
I saw a clip of
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you. No, no, no, no.
6:59
But Joe Budden, you
7:02
like him, right? That's
7:05
the home. Yeah, I saw a clip of him
7:07
the set list I guess leaked before And he
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talked about it like it was a joke
7:12
He was like whoever came up with this this
7:14
would be the worst thing in this would be
7:16
the worst performance of all time like this has
7:18
to be a joke And he was talking
7:20
shit about it like it would be so terrible
7:23
and then it was the real set list. So
7:27
I don't go to Joe Button
7:29
for my opinions on if
7:32
I like somebody. No, I'm
7:34
sure. I'm sure there are a
7:36
lot of people who loved
7:38
it. It just, it didn't
7:40
do anything for me. So,
7:42
like, when you, as a
7:45
Kendrick Lamar fan, like, it
7:47
wasn't just him wrapping,
7:49
right? He was telling a story,
7:51
I thought it was dope story
7:54
that he was telling how he
7:56
used. Samuel Jackson's uncle Sam. It
7:58
was really dope. I like that.
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Did Serena Williams date Drake? This
8:03
was the first I was hearing
8:05
of this. Yeah, that was a
8:07
little subtle, subtle dig actually. Yeah,
8:09
they used to date. But the thing
8:12
with Drake, and the reason why a
8:14
lot of people in the industry don't
8:16
like this nigger, is because he's
8:18
always like digging at people. So
8:20
like he sent subtle shots at
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Serena. and wraps before. He sent
8:25
shuttle shots at Riana and wraps
8:27
before. He does his order. He
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does it all the time. Like
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if you listen to his music,
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which I do, like it's like,
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why would you do that though?
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It makes no sense. And so,
8:39
and so that was, I didn't, I
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didn't, I didn't know that they were
8:43
gonna do that, but that was a
8:46
little subtle kick back to him,
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I'm sure. Now can I ask you
8:50
one question? At what point. At what
8:52
point does it become a little
8:55
corny? He had to do it in
8:57
this, I'm not, I'm not begrudging
8:59
it for doing it at the
9:01
Super Bowl. How long, how long
9:03
until it becomes a little corny
9:05
that his whole thing is, is Drake?
9:07
Never. Never. Never. Never. But see,
9:09
this, this is, this is. This is
9:12
Drake fan rhetoric right here.
9:14
You're entering into weird. Oh
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no, I promise I'm a
9:18
fan of neither I promise
9:20
Kendrick Lamar Kendrick Lamar was
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a global superstar before this
9:25
beef started like that's an
9:27
argument to stop doing it Back
9:29
check me. He had the highest grossing
9:31
tour of all time at one point
9:33
and I think Drake and 21 Savage
9:35
beat it but highest grossing of all
9:38
time as a rapper and so it's
9:40
like He don't need this, but this
9:42
is what this is what casual
9:44
rap fans don't understand about rap. Rap
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is a sport. It is a competition.
9:49
So while you I don't know what you
9:51
used to do at lunch, right? You probably
9:53
like, I don't know what you used to
9:55
do at lunch. What we did with
9:57
Chief just named different athletes and their
9:59
numbers. Perfect. So we, what
10:01
I used to, I used to battle rap.
10:03
I used to, we used to get in
10:06
a cipher with a car, a cipher, and
10:08
we used to just wrap against each other,
10:10
right? And you would just, and you would
10:12
spar, that's what, it's a verbal spar, that's
10:14
how rap started, that's, it's the core and
10:16
the essence of the entire genre. And, and
10:18
when you, when you put that on wax,
10:21
it's like, it's a forever thing. It's like,
10:23
it's a forever thing, like, like, like, like,
10:25
like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it's
10:27
a, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,
10:30
One of one of the people I
10:32
follow the least to be honest with.
10:35
Job rule and 50 said they're
10:37
having shit about that man. It's
10:39
funny. It's still funny. It's still
10:42
funny. It's still funny. Like
10:44
this is what it is like that
10:46
is what rap is about. Now do
10:48
I think it's gonna be forever like
10:50
with Kendrick? No, I don't think
10:53
he's gonna do that. But it
10:55
just happened last year. This was
10:57
a what they he just won five
10:59
Grammys for this song. This is not
11:01
like a Drakeford has a weird
11:04
to me dog and this rhetoric is
11:06
weird to me because it's like he
11:08
just won a Grammy. I didn't think
11:10
it was gonna play this song, but
11:12
he did. Oh really? It makes sense.
11:14
No, I didn't think it was gonna
11:17
play. Oh, if he didn't do that, I
11:19
mean, what, what would the point of
11:21
even been? He had to. It's just from
11:23
an outside perspective, the only time
11:25
I hear about Kendrick Lamar is
11:27
in the same breath as Drake,
11:29
which I feel like if I were
11:31
him, you would want to distance yourself
11:34
from at some point. Well,
11:36
that's because you don't, you're not
11:38
a fan of Kendrick Lamar, that's
11:40
why that's the only. Yeah, I guess.
11:42
Why would you hear about it elsewhere?
11:44
But no, stomp on that man's
11:46
great. Continue to. I'm gonna be
11:48
there for the entirety of it.
11:50
But. What I need the
11:52
Drake fans to understand
11:55
is you can't be a fan
11:57
of Drake and still enjoy
11:59
this process. I like Drake's
12:02
music. I still listen to some
12:04
of Drake's songs, but I'm not
12:06
going to not enjoy this trouncing
12:08
forever. It's going to forever be
12:10
entertaining to me. And not like
12:12
us. Not like us is the
12:14
biggest, maybe the biggest rap song
12:16
of all time. It's one of them. It's
12:19
up there. And it was in a
12:21
rap beef in a moment in time
12:23
that it's just a special song. It's
12:25
a special song. And so it's going
12:28
to be forever chanted for any time
12:30
anybody is accused of sexual assault.
12:32
Those words are going to be, I'm
12:34
not a sexual assault on a minor,
12:36
those words will be uttered to you. They're
12:39
not like us. It's cultural implications.
12:42
It's just a great song. This is what
12:44
it is, man. There's a moment in
12:46
time. I enjoyed it. It did feel like
12:48
he was just absolutely stomping
12:50
on the grave of Drake on
12:53
the biggest platform possible, which I.
12:55
I respect that. I think it's
12:57
weird that the NFL gave
12:59
him that platform to do that. Could
13:01
not really a move that the
13:04
that the NFL has made in
13:06
the past. But yeah, it felt
13:08
like it was a 20 minute
13:10
commercial for like Kendrick Lamar continues
13:12
to defeat Drake. I love it.
13:14
And so if you, if you were
13:16
a fan of the media, I agree
13:18
with Aaron, like don't, don't stop. Just
13:21
keep it going. At this point I don't
13:23
know how it could get worse like Super
13:25
Bowl halftime performance like if Kendrick shows up
13:27
I don't know like is Drake married if he
13:29
gets if he gets married Kendrick just gets
13:31
a guest spot at the after dinner I
13:34
don't know he's just gonna show up
13:36
everywhere and just continue to humiliate him
13:38
I do love that from the narrative
13:40
standpoint but it did feel weird that
13:42
the NFL was like okay we're gonna
13:44
we're gonna use our biggest platform to
13:46
have Kendrick Lamar just get up here
13:48
and remind everybody that Drake sucks sucks
13:53
Yeah, that's pretty that was pretty much it when he
13:55
was it was great when he said great half-time really
13:57
the best part of the half-time show was when he
13:59
just said, say Drake, and just smiled
14:02
at the camera. He's a villain,
14:04
dog, he is a fucking villain.
14:06
Yes, but he's also like an
14:08
anti-filling. Yes, that's, yes, that's,
14:10
yes. Like he's a villain. I
14:12
love that screams. Yeah, but he's, he's,
14:15
he's let people know that his
14:17
cause is just. And no matter how
14:19
petty he gets with it. Remember what's
14:21
at the core of it is
14:23
he's doing something for the right.
14:25
the right side on all this this
14:27
is a net this is a net
14:30
positive he's a joker yeah exactly the
14:32
joker in the dark night yeah so
14:34
what he stands for is absolutely correct
14:36
wait so the yeah you owe you're
14:38
pro-joker blowing up children's
14:40
hospitals what I said what he
14:42
stands for is absolutely correct okay
14:44
but did some of his executions
14:47
maybe a little dinos dinos was
14:49
right so I don't as his
14:51
execution was I don't think it
14:53
was the best half-time show.
14:55
I don't know that like
14:57
the NFL half-time show of
14:59
Kendrick Lamar concerts necessarily the
15:01
best choice for the vibe that they
15:04
usually like to convey, but I'm a
15:06
fan of Kendrick and so I
15:08
thought he did a I thought he did
15:10
a good job. I personally... This is what
15:12
I don't understand about this
15:15
narrative. Because I've heard people say
15:17
the Riana half-time show was bad.
15:19
People say... Bruno Mars, halftime shows,
15:21
but I forgot. So like, what
15:23
are people looking for in a
15:26
halftime? I don't understand. But to
15:28
me, it's like, if you like
15:30
the music, then it's going to
15:32
be a good halftime show, if
15:34
you don't like the music,
15:36
it's not going to be a
15:39
halftime show. Like, I don't understand
15:41
what, like, what makes a good
15:43
halftime show, I don't understand what,
15:45
like, what makes a good halftime
15:48
show, I don't know. Prince
15:50
maybe the greatest half-time show the
15:52
ubiquity of the music has a
15:54
lot to do with it like
15:57
I How many people knew any other
15:59
song? he did last night other
16:01
than not like us. Pretty low. What
16:03
kind of people are we talking?
16:05
The country. Oh yeah, I know it's majority
16:08
white countries. Find out
16:10
a lot. Yeah, so like I think
16:12
it's just like Usher last year was
16:14
awesome because Usher has a lot of
16:17
really great songs that everybody knows.
16:19
I heard I heard bad reviews
16:21
from him. Well there's gonna
16:23
be there's gonna be good and
16:26
bad for everyone but like. That's
16:29
what I'm saying. So like that is
16:31
but I think in my mind, it's
16:33
how many people know? Your your
16:35
hits that like they're like fuck.
16:37
Yeah, I love this song So you
16:39
look for a half-time show if you know
16:42
if you can sing along with
16:44
it? I don't I don't
16:46
particularly Care, but I think that's
16:48
what most people would judge it
16:50
on. Yeah No, I'm asking you
16:52
though. I'm missing you specifically
16:54
I mean, it's yeah, for me personally, it's
16:57
just if I like the songs or not
16:59
like I don't know or like a lot
17:01
of Kendrick songs like it didn't do
17:03
anything for me, but like Several in
17:05
the pat like Usher last year was
17:07
great understood I think a lot of it
17:10
does have to do with whether or not
17:12
the average NFL fan is going to be
17:14
able to sing long like somebody that
17:16
doesn't pay that much attention to
17:19
music a casual music fan No,
17:24
I hear you guys. Like I thought Lady Gagga
17:26
did a good job. I thought Riana did
17:28
a great job I thought that Bruno
17:30
Mars was solid. I didn't really love
17:32
the weekend, but some people did. Also,
17:35
they liked what they're they're confusing a
17:37
lot of people because The annual tradition
17:40
is to go back with like a
17:42
microscope and try to figure out how
17:44
it's satanic and I don't know if
17:46
there was any satanic imagery that's getting
17:48
people upset. So they're just like I
17:50
didn't like it Do you think maybe
17:53
he did the whole drink thing to
17:55
distract people from the satanicness
17:57
of it all? Possibly. So that nobody's
17:59
talking. Is Drake a Christ figure?
18:01
Is Drake a Christ figure? Has
18:03
he become a Savior that is
18:06
that is taking this punishment for
18:08
our sins as a country? Let's
18:10
have the conversation. And he's
18:12
not even American. Because he
18:14
is Jewish. It would be ironic
18:16
as shit. Yeah, well, so is
18:19
Jesus. It's all adding up. Yeah.
18:21
Somehow Drake has become a Christ-like
18:23
figure. Kendrick Lamar has become the
18:26
Roman soldiers. Let's run
18:28
with that. Let's run, let's see
18:30
how much we can milk out
18:32
of that narrative, boys. Yeah, listen,
18:34
I enjoyed it from a musical
18:36
standpoint because he's super talented as
18:38
an artist, but I don't know, weird
18:40
choice. Again, I'll repeat myself from part
18:42
of my take yesterday and really it's
18:45
something that I saw Michael Greer post
18:47
that ACDC should be the halftime performer.
18:49
ACDC would fucking rock. I'll put
18:51
together right now, how long is
18:54
a halftime show? 12 minutes. Okay,
18:56
top of my head. I will
18:58
put together a fucking banger of
19:00
a half-time show Thunderstruck
19:02
number one solid what
19:04
an opening song that would
19:07
be right and they probably
19:09
do like two and a
19:11
half minutes of thunderstruck Then
19:13
we go into highway to
19:15
hell. Then we go into
19:17
highway to hell's bells
19:19
with a dung shout out Trevor
19:21
Hoffman back in black I'm
19:24
liking this so far. You shook me
19:26
all night long. I'm not
19:29
familiar with that one. She was
19:31
a fast machine. She kept her
19:33
motor clean. She was the best
19:36
damn woman that I ever seen.
19:38
No, you're doing a great
19:40
job. I'm just... Doctors me
19:42
out with those American thighs.
19:44
No, yeah, you're killing it. I
19:46
just, I'm not familiar with that
19:49
one. Okay, you know, shook me
19:51
all night. Yeah, you know the song.
19:53
Oh, okay, okay. And then and
19:56
then and then for the
19:58
closer, I would say You
20:01
probably can't do a whole lot of
20:03
rosy where you bring out the giant
20:05
70 foot inflatable Chubby
20:08
woman that's touching yourself They got a
20:10
great stage set I would say you
20:12
end with either a long way to
20:14
the top if you want a rocket
20:17
roll nice or school rock for those
20:19
about to rock we salute you also
20:21
school of rock and how great would
20:24
that set be? Yeah, you've made
20:26
a compelling case have they
20:28
not done one? I don't
20:30
think so maybe Maybe you
20:32
toss in dirty deeds, done
20:34
dirt cheap. I mean, the
20:36
problem with ACDC performing
20:38
a half time is how do
20:40
you narrow down that set
20:43
list? Yeah. You've made
20:45
a great argument. Thank
20:47
you. It's a no-brainer.
20:49
Although there might be
20:51
some of the younger generation that's
20:54
like, oh, you're so washed.
20:56
I don't care. ACDC was
20:58
a... in their prime dropping
21:00
bangers when I was in
21:02
my teens or 20s like
21:04
they're they're an older band
21:06
but they they still rock
21:08
I've seen them live like five
21:10
times they kick ass all right
21:12
so that's just my suggestion or
21:15
what about this for a Super
21:17
Bowl halftime performance you do like
21:19
karaoke but it's just NFL
21:22
players with a kick ass backup
21:24
band okay and they get on stage
21:26
and and they sing and they sing
21:30
That could be maybe do that at
21:32
the the NFL honors. No, I think
21:34
I think I feel like Thursday night
21:37
activity I feel like half time then
21:39
you get you get booed or they
21:41
have like the big applause meter maybe
21:44
table of judges and then If you
21:46
do that there needs to be
21:48
some sort of reward for the
21:50
that team next year Well, yeah,
21:52
if your guy if he wins. Yeah,
21:54
maybe you get like the 65th pick
21:56
or something you get a pick
21:58
between the sec and third round
22:01
that only you get a
22:03
compensatory pick yeah for entertaining
22:05
America yeah I like that you
22:07
get a second yeah maybe a
22:10
second third round pick yeah and then
22:12
what if that guy becomes like
22:14
the savior of your franchise
22:16
and all goes back to that'd be
22:19
awesome like TJ Watt absolutely
22:21
killed everybody in the bargain tipsy
22:23
because then during training camp each
22:25
team has to hold like a
22:28
singing audition Yeah. And whoever wins,
22:30
like you've got to go to
22:32
the Super Bowl and do it
22:34
because this is a big deal
22:36
now. Yeah, the rookie skits become
22:38
much more important at that
22:40
point. The Eagles would crush
22:43
because they've got a whole
22:45
Christmas album. That's true. Also
22:47
that one guy that that did lose
22:49
yourself from the Jets. Remember
22:51
that I think, what was he a
22:54
punner? Or he was like a mate? No,
22:56
he was a, uh, uh, uh, undrafted wide
22:58
receiver, I think. That dude like he
23:00
probably would have gotten signed
23:02
to the the 53 men roster instead
23:05
of getting cut What do you do
23:07
for the teams in the Super Bowl
23:09
though because you can't have somebody like
23:11
what if it's? What if it's your
23:13
what if Saquan is the best singer
23:15
on the egos? He's just gonna miss
23:17
the halftime? I mean that's the price
23:20
you pay for being in the Super
23:22
Bowl I guess so yeah, or they
23:24
could just decline it I guess Yep,
23:26
if you had If ACDC did perform,
23:28
you would probably have like every coach
23:31
skip half time and just go
23:33
out into the field to watch
23:35
it. Who was the guy from
23:37
the Rams that stayed at, was
23:39
it the kicker? Was it the
23:41
kicker? It was the kicker for
23:43
the Bangles. Evan McPherson. Yeah, yeah,
23:45
yeah, yeah, yeah. Bangles. Yeah, he
23:48
said beforehand, yeah, I'm going to
23:50
go watch the halftime. Yeah, I'm
23:52
going to go watch the second
23:54
half-time. Yeah. crisis.
23:56
But yeah, Big T, you
23:59
are right. the commercials who
24:01
cares just as an institution
24:03
dead now eight million dollars
24:05
for those commercials the was
24:07
it angel soft that just was like
24:09
we're giving you 30 seconds to
24:12
go to the bathroom go now like
24:14
like that was it they paid eight
24:16
million dollars for that yeah and
24:18
there were I don't I guess
24:20
honestly that's probably the most memorable
24:23
one because I hated it so
24:25
much I don't remember any others
24:27
any others the boob one I
24:29
mean it was good, it was
24:31
just showing boobs. Respect. We don't
24:33
pay, we don't respect boobs as
24:36
a nation enough anymore. So true.
24:38
Let's see what else was good. Oh
24:40
the Tom Brady Snoop Dog
24:42
stand up to hate commercials.
24:44
That was interesting. Oh so bad. Just
24:46
looking each other in the eye being
24:48
like we need to stop hate. Snoop
24:50
Dog is like you're right, we do
24:53
need to stop hate. Come in
24:55
for me Snoop Dog, I've never
24:57
hated anybody before in my life.
24:59
NFL reminds you to stop hate,
25:02
and now back to the Kendrick
25:04
Lamar stomping on Drake's teeth
25:06
half-time performance. I'm trying to
25:09
think about that. Jesus got
25:11
it wrong. Yeah, Jesus has
25:13
marketing money out the ass.
25:15
Mm-hmm. The I'll have what she's having.
25:17
The When Harry met Sally
25:19
for Mane's? Yeah. But that's
25:21
just, it's just a scene from
25:24
a movie. Yeah. I also just hate
25:26
how Super Bowl commercials have turned into,
25:28
like, what's the biggest celebrity
25:30
that we can get? It's just like
25:32
a celebrity fest. There's no, like, real
25:35
fun ideas. It's just like, Matthew
25:37
McConaughey is in the Uberitz
25:39
commercial. Right. Like, that doesn't mean
25:41
anything to me. Yeah. I have seen a
25:43
lot of people confused about Samuel
25:45
Jackson's performance at halftime. I've seen...
25:48
I thought of sick. Embrace debate
25:50
with Samuel Jackson doing a commercial
25:52
for America. Or was he
25:54
playing a character in a
25:56
satirical role? Your answer to this
25:59
will tell me a lot. I've seen
26:01
some people being like, America
26:03
is so back. Samuel Jackson
26:06
gave a great performance
26:08
as Uncle Sam. They didn't,
26:10
they weren't paying attention.
26:13
They just saw him dressed up
26:15
in flag attire. Yeah, he did
26:17
give a great performance. I love
26:20
Samuel Jackson. The only thing
26:22
I saw about it was
26:24
somebody saying, uh, when he
26:26
said Mr. Lamar, are you,
26:29
are you. familiar with the game
26:31
or something you need to tighten
26:33
up. They said that's gonna go
26:35
hard in the Lamar Jackson edits
26:37
next season. Yes, it will. Did
26:40
you see they already made one? I'm
26:42
sure. Yeah, it's very good. What's lost
26:44
in all of this is the the
26:46
national item. Somebody, uh, was it John
26:49
Patista? I thought he killed that shit.
26:51
He was, he's a, he's a, he's
26:53
a, he's a, he's a, a pian,
26:55
a pianist. I'm motherfukkah hard
26:57
hard, bro. I think the
26:59
year before for he like changed
27:01
the way I forget what song it
27:03
was but you kind of changed the
27:06
the structure of it and he was
27:08
showing it on the piano and it
27:10
went viral a lot back but he
27:12
kept that shit I thought that was
27:14
dope. Yeah he was he was really
27:16
good I thought trombone shorty did
27:18
a very good job on America
27:21
the beautiful. That's a
27:23
nice rendition trombone shorty and
27:25
I forget who else was singing
27:27
it but. I didn't
27:29
know that it was like
27:31
before the national anthem. I
27:34
think this land is your
27:36
land is a song that needs
27:38
to be brought back I Like
27:41
that song better. I think
27:43
that America the beautiful
27:45
We'll see I've got
27:47
a lot of weird taste
27:49
that many people will
27:52
disagree with so anything
27:54
else anything from the
27:56
game you want to wrap
27:58
up? failed so close. So close.
28:00
Two out of three. Not bad on
28:02
the parlay. Not bad. Not bad.
28:04
Now almost instead of Kelsey, I
28:07
almost did. I was like, this
28:09
is too ambitious though. I almost
28:11
did worthy instead of Kelsey. That
28:13
would have hit. Yeah, dude with a
28:15
hit. Yeah, what a fucking hit. Damn.
28:18
Yeah. The one issue I have
28:20
with Patrick Mahomes is that he
28:22
wore he wore that Eagles colored
28:24
suit on the way into the game. Can't
28:26
do that and get your shit kicked
28:29
in. Can't do it, get your shit
28:31
kicked in. Also, I think if you,
28:33
oh that was mean. I think if
28:35
you wear that Eagles colored suit on
28:38
the way in and get destroyed by
28:40
the Eagles, you should have to wear
28:42
that suit for your post game press
28:44
conference. Did he just wear like his?
28:47
He wore a t-shirt. for the post-game
28:49
press conference, which I mean I I
28:51
have said before that like when Cam
28:53
Newton gets dressed up and he looks
28:55
like a villain and Daffy Duck and
28:58
then he loses doing the post-game
29:00
press conference it looks weird like you
29:02
should have an alternate one, but if
29:04
you're doing a troll suit for the other
29:06
team... I do think you should have
29:08
to wear that and face the music
29:10
afterwards. And then if you wear it
29:13
after, you can be like, I don't
29:15
know what you're talking about. I just
29:17
think this looks cool. This is what
29:19
I picked to wear today. Yeah,
29:21
random color. I don't even pick
29:23
out my own clothes. Yeah. Yeah.
29:25
My stylus had this. Yeah. Travis
29:28
Kelsey had to wear his bedazzled
29:30
suit in his post-game press conference.
29:32
Yeah. Right. I would love to see
29:34
the vibe. Yeah. Because obviously the winning
29:36
team party, you know, I don't know
29:38
that they have the full party. I'm
29:40
not sure actually. Well, because I
29:43
remember a few years ago, like,
29:45
was it when the Patriots lost
29:47
or something, and Gronk was like
29:49
having a great time or something,
29:51
and people got mad about it? It's
29:54
like, well, if the party's there,
29:56
like, they're gonna go. I would just love
29:58
to see the vibe. Yeah. If they have
30:00
like the full party, that would
30:02
just be, I feel like it
30:04
would be, that's a very tough
30:06
ask for the performer. Yeah. Like
30:09
go out and bring some
30:11
energy. Maybe the worst room. That
30:13
might be one of the worst.
30:15
It says on here, Jason and
30:17
Travis Kelsey say that the Super
30:20
Bowl losing party is the saddest
30:22
party you have ever been
30:24
to. That's why I want to go.
30:26
I would love to feel the vibe.
30:28
Yeah. Yeah. You still get $96,000 if
30:30
you lose the Super Bowl though.
30:32
The second one, Barkley should have been
30:35
the MVP of the league. That is
30:37
a hot tea. Wrong. And I don't
30:39
even think it's close. I don't
30:41
think it's close. Go on. They had,
30:43
he, he, he wheeled that team to
30:45
win. He had an unbelievable
30:48
season. He did one, he's one
30:50
of 10 people in the entire
30:52
history of the game to rush
30:54
for over 2,000 yards. And he
30:56
was the best player. By the criteria
30:58
in which Allen won it
31:00
He should have finished second
31:03
I Would have put him third, but
31:05
he should have if the if
31:07
you're talking about most valuable
31:09
to his team He should have been
31:11
second and like in
31:13
the conversation The Eagle still
31:15
would have been really good without
31:18
him without Josh Allen the
31:20
bills wouldn't have been very
31:22
good without him the bills
31:24
wouldn't have been very good I
31:26
don't think so man. They had the
31:29
best defense like ever. That's
31:31
true. But that don't, I don't
31:33
know, I think he was the. He
31:36
was awesome. What I don't understand
31:38
about the Josh Island arguments
31:40
is he had a good
31:42
season. He didn't do anything
31:45
that was like out of this.
31:47
Like, like, even if we talked
31:49
about just statistically,
31:51
right, like statistically, he had
31:53
a, he had a good
31:56
season. Like, there were quarterbacks that
31:58
had better season statistically. The,
32:00
like, San Juan season
32:03
just don't happen a
32:05
lot. It doesn't happen
32:07
a lot. And the
32:09
NFL is, the MVP
32:11
is, it's a quarterback,
32:13
it's a quarterback award,
32:15
like, so I understand
32:17
it, but I don't,
32:19
that's just my take.
32:21
When's the last time
32:23
a non-quarterback won it?
32:25
Non-quarterback MVP? In Peterson?
32:27
2012? Is there
32:30
anybody since then? I
32:32
don't know that there
32:34
has been. It is
32:37
a quarterback award. Yeah,
32:39
it's Adrian Peterson. Wait,
32:41
the last, wait, the
32:44
last, non-quarterback? Mm-hmm. Says
32:46
on here, it's Cooper
32:49
Cup. It's not. No.
32:51
He won offensive. He
32:53
went off as a
32:56
player. Yeah. I think
32:58
it's a Super Bowl
33:00
MVPs. We're talking about.
33:03
Oh, sorry. Sorry. Can
33:05
you name there were
33:07
two more three more
33:10
in the 21st century?
33:12
Can you name them
33:14
that were not quarterbacks?
33:17
All right. One might
33:19
be a wide receiver.
33:21
No, I don't think
33:24
so. I
33:26
would steer away from wide receivers.
33:28
I said might be. All right,
33:30
so it's definitely a running. Because
33:32
there was a year to double,
33:34
I'll give you some time to
33:36
think, well, I spout off my
33:38
rent. Because Peyton Manning won one
33:40
year and Chris Johnson had the
33:42
most scrimmage arts ever amounted in
33:44
a year. LT. And it gave
33:46
him to be a man. Well,
33:48
Daniel Tomlinson in 2006. Okay. There's
33:51
actually a fourth, but it wasn't
33:53
the AP. It was the. Pro
33:55
football riders if you want to
33:57
guess him too. Okay, so we
33:59
got LT. Other running backs that
34:01
had a great great season
34:03
did Sean Alexander didn't
34:05
win it. Sean Alexander wanted
34:08
in 2005. That's crazy. What
34:10
an outlier of a season Yeah
34:12
All right, obviously I'm gonna
34:14
sound like a hater when I say
34:17
this Sean Alexander wasn't
34:19
that great was he? He
34:21
had a great like a
34:23
fantastic offensive line I was never
34:25
well piped that Hype down with
34:27
that shit. But in terms of
34:29
like comparing him to other running
34:31
backs, I never thought he was
34:34
that special. And I'm saying this
34:36
as game wasn't flashing. I'm saying
34:38
this as an unathletic washed up
34:40
dude that if I took one
34:42
step in his shoes, I would
34:44
probably die. Like, don't get me
34:47
wrong. From 2001 to 2005,
34:49
he rushed for 7500 yards
34:51
in five seasons. Very good.
34:53
It's unbelievable. That's really fucking
34:55
good. What happened after the
34:57
Seahawks lost? What happened after
34:59
the Seahawks lost Hutchinson?
35:01
They're offensive lineman. After
35:04
05, it drops precipitously.
35:06
He loved running out of bounds. Oh,
35:08
so you're a year, he didn't seek
35:11
contact. He didn't, he didn't, listen,
35:13
you know, it's important, you
35:15
know, it's important, you know
35:17
what's important to me? Finishing
35:19
your runs. Yeah, yeah. You got
35:21
to finish your runs. It seems
35:23
like he finished quite a
35:25
few. Out of bounds. Kids out
35:28
there. No, you do not
35:30
have to finish your runs. Save
35:32
your body. Please. You always
35:34
talk about the quarterbacks.
35:37
That's a great point. You
35:39
said what? Good point. You
35:42
always talk about how the
35:44
quarterbacks are always sliding
35:47
and running out of
35:49
bounds. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. She's fired up
35:51
about the job show. Yeah, but
35:53
it's about about your job's take. It's
35:55
stupid. Oh no, hold on, hold on. It's
35:57
not stupid, but here it is, here it
35:59
is. What you're doing is you're taking
36:01
my point and you're taking it out
36:04
of context and you're fitting it in
36:06
a different narrative. Let me explain. My
36:08
point about quarterback sliding is that they
36:10
shouldn't be able to slide. So it's
36:13
not finish your runs quarterback. My thing
36:15
is they shouldn't be able to slide.
36:17
My thing is they shouldn't be able
36:19
to run back, not to finish their
36:21
runs. You've got to pick your poison.
36:24
A lot of times I step that
36:26
a bounce to save a, to save
36:28
a hit. But my point about the
36:30
quarterbacks was they don't play the same
36:33
sport we play. So The NFL rules
36:35
have been written in the way that
36:37
allow them to be soft and You
36:39
know get all the glory for the
36:42
To be soft. I know I'm never
36:44
going back down from that day. All
36:46
right you have you have one and
36:48
a half more MVPs. One and a
36:50
half more MVPs. Okay. I mean that's
36:53
pretty impressive Sean Alexander. Yeah could pull
36:55
PFD the other one. Do you want
36:57
to know the year or the other
36:59
one? I think the year gives it
37:02
away. I think the year gives it
37:04
away. Yeah, so I don't want to
37:06
know that. I don't want to know
37:08
that. My bandwidth is struggling nowadays. I'm
37:11
trying to think through those. It's before
37:13
those two. Go like go like go
37:15
like this and mouth it to me.
37:17
Big two. The year. Hang on. So
37:19
you don't see. This is before those
37:22
two. Three. Oh, I was waiting for
37:24
the last. Yeah. No. Yeah. Oh,
37:27
did defensive player get
37:29
it? No. I feel
37:31
like, did the other
37:33
LT at one point
37:35
when MVP? I think
37:38
he might have. He
37:40
may have, but not
37:42
in the 21st century.
37:44
Okay. He did 86.
37:46
I'm narrowing it down
37:48
here, hopefully. Man, I'm
37:50
struggling. Yeah, I'm struggling
37:52
too. Think, um. The
37:56
circus. Think about the
37:58
circus. All
38:00
right, so we got elephants at
38:03
the circus Mm-hmm Does it
38:05
mean they went to Alabama? What's
38:07
what's what's what's the circus
38:09
called sometimes? The greatest show
38:11
on turf Marshall Falk correct
38:13
Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, forget
38:16
about him and then in 2003
38:18
the pro football writers named another
38:20
running back MVP in the year
38:22
that paid manning and Steve McNair
38:24
split the real one. Do you
38:27
know who that is? Who would
38:29
have been the running back in
38:31
2003 that would have won
38:34
it? Shares a part of
38:36
his career arc with
38:38
Aryan. Went to the
38:40
Dolphins? No. For that.
38:43
Houston's? Oh, Jamal Lewis.
38:45
Correct. What part of
38:47
the career arc? Tennessee.
38:49
Okay, gotcha. Did the
38:52
same school? Okay. Jamal Lewis.
38:54
Yeah, he had a great
38:56
season. Yeah, those weird. They
38:58
split the MVP with Steve
39:00
McNair and Pete Manning. Some
39:02
people thought that was going to
39:05
happen this week. Can you explain
39:07
to me the logic behind voting
39:10
for Lamar Jackson for first
39:12
team all pro and then switching
39:14
your vote and voting for Josh
39:16
Allen for the MVP over Lamar
39:19
Jackson? I think it's if you say
39:21
first team all pro is the best
39:23
player. and then you go by
39:25
the literal definition of most valuable
39:27
player for the MVP. So Lamar was
39:30
punished for having a better team.
39:32
Potentially? For having Derek Henry
39:34
next to him. Potentially, yeah. Okay. I
39:36
can't say I agree with that, but
39:38
I am happy for Josh. I think he
39:41
was he was deserving of an MVP. I
39:43
just would say that if you're going to
39:45
vote for Josh to be MVP, he should
39:47
also be first-team team all-all pro. Yeah,
39:50
you have to take that up with
39:52
the voters. Yeah, I will I will
39:54
take it up. Take a stand bro.
39:56
Take a stand bro. How do I how
39:58
do I get a vote? I mean, they're
40:00
nice to take a stand. Well,
40:02
I want to. I'm trying to
40:05
become part of the problem. I'm
40:07
trying to register to vote. Don't
40:09
boo, vote. Don't vote, vote. I think
40:11
you could get a vote for a
40:13
lot for a lot of things. Anything
40:16
with the NFL is probably not going
40:18
to be one of them. If you
40:20
look at some of the voters that
40:22
they have. I'm sure, but I mean, you
40:24
know. Yeah. They're a voter, like, like,
40:27
I don't work for a gambling
40:29
company. that is sponsored in part
40:31
by gambling company. Oh I didn't
40:33
mean that. There are people who
40:35
work for gambling companies that have
40:38
votes. Yeah I didn't mean that.
40:40
Yeah I know I'm just saying like the it's
40:42
not like this should be an
40:44
integrity issue. No it's that Goodell
40:46
will never give a vote to Barstool.
40:49
Well is it the AP or is it
40:51
the NFL? It's the AP but he
40:53
would step in and not let
40:55
that happen. You're probably right. I
40:57
just said I would do a great
40:59
job. I'd do a great job voting.
41:02
What's his beef with Barcelona?
41:04
Oh, buddy. Oh, how much
41:06
time he got? Let's see,
41:08
it probably all stems back
41:10
from punishing Tom Brady for
41:12
the deflation of the footballs.
41:14
And Dave's response, wearing a
41:17
shirt that says, Goodell
41:19
loves ISIS on national
41:21
television. It could have been the
41:23
time that Dave called Roger Hitler.
41:27
Well, he punished Tom
41:29
Brady for the deflate
41:31
gate and they didn't
41:34
like that. They did not
41:36
care for it Got you and
41:38
so there's been a and
41:40
he I mean, how does this?
41:42
Well, he called Giddell
41:45
Hitler to his face spent
41:47
he made a Giddell clown
41:49
t-shirts and clown towels and pass
41:51
them out to everybody in New
41:54
England. I've seen the teachers. Yeah,
41:56
so like half the Patriot Stadium
41:58
is wearing Giddell clown shirt. on
42:00
the night that Godell was there. There's
42:02
a lot of things that he has
42:04
done. Also, I've been kicked out of
42:06
numerous press conferences. I've snuck into
42:08
the place that I shouldn't be
42:10
using fake credentials. He didn't like
42:12
that, so he made a do
42:15
not admit this person pamphlet that
42:17
he would distribute prior to the
42:19
Super Bowls in my face and
42:21
big cat's face and Hank's face
42:23
and other's faces on it. They've had
42:25
a NFL securities had. They're
42:28
their long list of complaints
42:30
against Barcelona sports, but
42:32
I would say primarily
42:34
it's Dave saying that cadet is
42:36
an ISIS. That's probably the big
42:39
one. You are the bad boy
42:41
of podcasting. The funniest to me
42:43
was when they did the whole
42:45
deflate gate thing and then half
42:47
of New England became experts
42:50
on chemistry and physics. Ideal
42:52
gas law. Yeah, they know the ideal
42:54
gas law by heart. they're doing
42:56
the whole like in P over
42:59
S or whatever it is, you
43:01
know, these advanced equations. It turned
43:03
half of New England into goodwill
43:05
hunting. They were like sneaking into
43:07
Giddelles' office at night and
43:10
solving the problem for them. So,
43:12
so Patriot fans are upset
43:14
that Tom Brady got punished
43:16
or the Patriots got
43:18
punished? Yes. Or defligate?
43:20
Yes, when scientifically the
43:22
evidence was ambiguous. Gotcha.
43:24
Now, I remember when it happened, the
43:27
guy, I was like, I don't, shit
43:29
don't fucking matter. Right, he deflated footballs
43:31
by like a small amount. The
43:33
guy whose nickname was the deflater went
43:36
into the bathroom for a long time
43:38
with the balls that he stole out
43:40
of the official room. He was definitely
43:42
doing that. That Tom Brady smashed his
43:45
phone, all that stuff. I'd say chances
43:47
are high that they were deflating footballs. But
43:49
at the end of the day, he
43:51
deflated football. It's just a small amount.
43:53
And also, if you're going to go
43:56
by the standard for the legal system
43:58
in America, I don't think they proved
44:00
it be. unreasonable doubt. I think
44:02
that a good lawyer, yeah,
44:04
we're getting Scott Peterson. It's
44:06
very similar to another case
44:08
I've heard of before with an
44:10
overwhelming amount of
44:13
circumstantial evidence, but not
44:15
a lot of direct evidence. I
44:17
would say that murder is a
44:20
more serious crime. For which
44:22
the standard should be higher to
44:24
meet. I'd say
44:26
the circumstantial evidence in the
44:29
Peterson case was Overwhelming
44:31
that's what I said I said
44:33
an overwhelming amount of circumstantial evidence.
44:36
I wouldn't say this was overwhelming
44:38
in the Brady case. I think
44:40
it was a Welling amount of
44:43
circumstantial evidence. Okay, it was interesting
44:45
to me. That is interesting. I agree
44:47
Mackenzie is about to go on
44:49
the dating show Oh, it might be
44:51
starting next week now. They
44:54
would have changed it. They
44:56
delayed it? Yeah. Okay. That's still
44:58
about too. Yeah, you're about you.
45:00
Yeah, yeah. You excited? I'm
45:02
excited, yeah. It'll be very
45:04
funny. Have you seen any of
45:06
the contestants? No, I won't
45:08
see any of them until
45:10
the final, however many they
45:13
have come into the office.
45:15
Right. Have you seen any of
45:17
their like jobs and stuff though?
45:19
No, I haven't. Okay. I've been
45:21
told like here and there about
45:23
a few. Yeah. Not like specifically,
45:26
but just like details about some
45:28
of them. I have a question
45:31
for you guys. I was watching
45:33
some videos over the weekend
45:35
and there was a video I
45:37
was watching that was telling
45:39
me things about Generation Alpha
45:42
that would surprise us. You tell
45:44
me from what you guys know.
45:46
And Generation Alpha is when do
45:48
they start? 2010? Yeah, I
45:51
believe it's 2010 because generation
45:53
beta is about to start
45:55
or just started. I think it
45:57
did with this year. Okay, so the
45:59
So 10 to 24. Okay, so
46:02
anybody like 15 and younger,
46:04
generation alpha, I want to
46:06
know about them. I want
46:08
to, I feel like it's
46:10
important to be informed about
46:12
the youth of your nation, where
46:14
it's going. I've been told
46:16
that if you use proper punctuation
46:20
in a text, well, no, not onc,
46:22
it means that you're angry. Like
46:24
if they were to do it,
46:26
if they were to ever send
46:29
like a text with an apostrophe
46:31
at a period or a comma,
46:33
it means it's very serious
46:35
and they're upset. I have
46:37
heard that the period is
46:39
more an apostrophe sounds
46:41
a bit. Sometimes that gets
46:44
added in there. Yeah, but a
46:46
period, like if you want to really
46:48
get a point across, like I
46:50
can't believe you did this. period.
46:53
No L-O-L, no emogee, no nothing.
46:55
I would say that would that
46:57
would strike fear in my heart. Now
47:00
is this, I think it's
47:02
an important distinction, a
47:04
one sentence text message
47:06
or multiple? That's also a
47:08
good. So a one sentence text,
47:11
I would never put a
47:13
period at the end. Uh-huh.
47:15
Yeah. But if it's multiple
47:17
sentences, obviously I would
47:19
separate them. Somehow. Yeah. Yeah, that's
47:21
a fair point. What about the
47:23
fact that they don't use computers? They
47:25
don't know how to type. Wait, what?
47:28
Yeah, younger generations are not
47:30
learning how to type. Are they just using
47:32
an iPad? Yeah, so the iPad was
47:34
invented in what, 2009, 2010? Sure. So
47:37
a lot of kids that were born
47:39
around that time or before then,
47:41
they've never had to use like
47:43
a laptop or a computer, anything
47:45
with a keyboard. But
47:47
there's still like a keyboard on
47:49
the eye, but are you just saying
47:52
like how like I can type
47:54
without looking like yeah, or learn
47:56
how to or to use a computer
47:58
for something I don't know.
48:00
I didn't know about that one. Yeah,
48:03
Aryan has Generation Alpha kids. Yeah,
48:05
I got kids and they all
48:07
have computers and they learn
48:09
how to use computers at school.
48:11
I mean, they are in a private school,
48:13
but they're learning coding. I'm
48:15
sure they're, but it's like
48:17
STEM classes and stuff for
48:20
public schools as well. Not all,
48:22
but I don't know about this thing.
48:24
Okay. The computer thing, yeah, I
48:26
don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
48:28
I'm not in school. I know they, like,
48:30
so my daughter, I had to, I had
48:32
to have a conversation with, because I'm like,
48:34
oh, why are you so rude over
48:37
text? Like, what's happening? That's just
48:39
how we, it's just how we
48:41
text. They're very dry. And when,
48:43
when there is any emoji or
48:45
anything, it's very, it's a thing. If
48:47
there's, like any exclamation point or
48:49
LMAO with a whole bunch of
48:51
letters, that's funny. But other than
48:54
that they don't really. They don't
48:56
really show a lot of emotion
48:58
overtakes. What about the heart emoji?
49:00
I've also heard recently that if
49:03
you use the red heart emoji,
49:05
that's bad because it's lazy, because
49:07
it's the first color that shows
49:09
up. So if you really truly
49:12
mean the heart, you will take the
49:14
time and add a different color
49:16
heart instead of just picking
49:19
the first one that pops up.
49:21
Is that true? I've never heard
49:23
of that. I've never heard about
49:25
that. I've heard that people use
49:28
the Red Heart now as a
49:30
bit of irony. Right. But not
49:32
in terms of like, I hate you.
49:35
Why is that ironic? Why
49:37
is the Red Heart? There was
49:39
a trend, and again, this
49:41
is like where I'm picking
49:43
up, there's a trend like,
49:45
that started kind of
49:48
like from Tik Talk comments,
49:50
I think, where it's... People
49:52
posting Tik Talks and then the
49:54
comments would be like no redheart
49:56
like you're insane like you're insane
49:58
for this redheart like, all
50:00
love, you're a crazy person.
50:03
It's bless your heart. Yeah,
50:05
it's totally, totally. Yeah, got
50:07
it. Like, the other, like, now
50:10
the new thing is, again, I
50:12
don't know if, like, the
50:14
generation alpha, it'll be,
50:17
like, someone posts something
50:19
that's, like, crazy. And then
50:21
the comment will be like,
50:24
hey, this is insane, like,
50:26
hope this helps, red heart.
50:28
Yeah. Like someone asked me the other
50:30
day like how do you approach the
50:32
brown season as a fan? I said
50:35
you don't hope this helps red heart.
50:37
Uh-huh I get it. Yeah like a bless your
50:39
heart type is a good way to compare
50:41
that. Yeah that makes sense. But
50:43
the lazy accusations I'm not seeing.
50:46
It's like if you really mean the heart
50:48
I think I think we're speaking the
50:50
same language here where the red
50:52
heart has taken on a sarcastic
50:54
kind of sarcastic tone a bless
50:57
your heart. Yeah. Yeah, but I, yeah, I,
50:59
yeah, I, yeah, other than that, I
51:01
don't know, like, I'll use different
51:04
hearts, like, I sent
51:06
Connor Griffin, like, an
51:08
eagle's congratulatory text, and
51:11
I sent, like, a
51:13
green heart, but that's
51:16
not, it's just, like, eagles.
51:18
That makes sense. Yeah. But
51:20
I don't know if the color
51:23
coordination means
51:25
anything. I don't know much, I
51:27
feel like. Yeah, no. They scare me.
51:29
Do they? Good, they should. Yeah, they
51:31
freak me out. This is how you know
51:34
you're getting old. When you
51:36
start, when the younger generation
51:38
starts to freak you out. Yeah.
51:41
It freaks me out more when
51:43
like a teenager exists and
51:45
they're like, well, I was born
51:48
in 2010. Yeah. It's like,
51:50
well, you shouldn't be able
51:52
to walk. Yeah. That freaks me out.
51:54
or it's like I saw a tick talk
51:56
the other day, it's where it was like
51:58
someone handing their ID over to liquor store.
52:00
it's like you're not 21
52:02
it's like yeah I was
52:04
born in 2004 like that
52:06
freaks me out weren't you
52:09
born in 2000 99 I
52:11
snuck in okay snuck in
52:13
at the buzzer yeah thank god
52:15
no I think generation
52:18
alpha scares me I know
52:20
it is terrifying Do
52:23
we have any voicemails for today?
52:25
We do. Let's do voicemails
52:27
and if you want to
52:29
send us a voicemail, we'd
52:31
love to hear from you. Yeah,
52:33
we would. What's that number Mad
52:35
Dog? 347, 5600-401. Also we
52:37
have my Robinhood. Do we want
52:40
to check out my Robinhood? It's
52:42
a month. Yeah, good point. So
52:44
let's see how our investment that
52:46
we made based on
52:49
astrology. Yeah. Let's see how that
52:51
did. Okay. We're up to a
52:53
thousand fifty five 45.
52:55
So we made 5% yeah,
52:57
yeah, and today we are
52:59
up 14 dollars Okay, now
53:02
you see us Five percent
53:04
a month isn't bad Okay,
53:07
no, that's really good.
53:09
It's like Obama right
53:12
there. That's crazy
53:14
wait. So that was what? But
53:16
let's see I didn't hear it
53:18
until you said it, but then
53:21
a little bit. So wait, what
53:23
did we put in to that
53:25
one stock? Do we have a
53:28
thousand bucks in one stock? No,
53:30
it's two. It's in our G
53:32
and Qualcomm. Energy and Qualcomm.
53:35
All right, so who's up
53:37
more? Currently Qualcomm. Okay.
53:39
Is up 1.57%? But that's just
53:42
today. Is that just today?
53:44
Yeah, I can do all time. Yeah. Let's
53:47
take a look see at
53:49
our position. So in
53:52
one month Qualcomm
53:54
is up 9% Okay, nice
53:56
work And then energy
53:59
is up the past month. I
54:01
like that these are just both
54:03
stocks that were have been
54:06
at one point associated with
54:08
NFL stadiums. That's why we
54:10
got them. Yeah, I know I love
54:12
that. And then energy has up 6.4%
54:14
in the last month. If one's
54:16
up 6.4 and one's up nine, why
54:19
are we only up 5%? You are
54:21
asking the wrong person. There's
54:23
some fuzzy math. I'm not reading
54:25
it wrong, right? Are they both 500?
54:27
No, we have. That's why. We have
54:30
five shares of energy and three
54:32
shares of Qualcomm. It also probably
54:34
matters when we bought, like on
54:36
that day. Right. So when you
54:39
go back on the chart to
54:41
one month ago, it doesn't necessarily
54:43
line up exactly. Yeah. Okay. Well,
54:45
we're doing okay. Hey, this is
54:48
how you get compound interest. So
54:50
five percent's going to grow. We're
54:52
watering it like a little seed.
54:54
So if we wanted. We are currently
54:57
in the Aquarius
54:59
astrological season.
55:02
Yep. And Aquarius,
55:04
if we look, so if we're
55:06
looking at our daily
55:08
horoscope for an
55:10
Aquarius, we are in a
55:12
restless mood and, um, no
55:15
matter how, no matter how
55:17
you adore your peeps, you
55:19
just don't feel like going
55:21
along to get along right
55:23
now. You give yourself permission
55:25
to roam free, but don't
55:27
forget to let people know
55:29
if you are bowing out
55:31
of plans. And be smart
55:33
about it, Aquarius. If you're
55:35
bailing on someone so you
55:37
can say yes to an
55:40
impromptu adventure with another person,
55:42
don't post about it on
55:44
social media. That's what it
55:47
says. Okay, so it's saying
55:49
like be adventurous. Be responsible
55:51
and respectful. Yes. Yes. Okay. So.
55:55
Do what you want with that? Do
55:57
we want to hold and keep
55:59
everything? Is there
56:01
an adventure stock or is there
56:03
a like impromptu traveling? Traveling
56:06
stock? Like Expedia? Traveling
56:08
company? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
56:10
A public company? Some sort of
56:12
a public company? Some sort of
56:15
spontaneous. It might be it might be
56:17
trying to get into some plane and
56:19
the plane stock because they're down right
56:21
now. Well, okay, Expedia just
56:23
typed in and it has
56:25
elevated. volatility. The stock has
56:28
recently experienced elevated elevated, elevated
56:30
volatility. You may want to
56:32
proceed with caution. Yeah. Okay. No. Would
56:34
the, would the horoscope just tell us?
56:36
Proceed with caution. No, but the horoscope
56:38
said, like, go for it. Yeah, don't post
56:40
about it on social media. They're trying
56:43
to fuck with us right now by,
56:45
they're testing us. So I'm more confident than
56:47
ever. They think we won't buy the deal.
56:49
They think we won't. They're up 13% over
56:51
the past month. Look at that. All
56:53
right, go back to, let me
56:55
see, we're in a year. In a
56:58
year? Yeah. So would that be year
57:00
today? No, one year. One year.
57:02
Oh, we're not buying the dip
57:04
at all. It's been going up,
57:06
we're buying the peak. Yeah, up 53%.
57:09
See what Delta's doing?
57:11
Delta? Delta? Shockingly enough,
57:13
it is down. Oh, that's the
57:15
one. Go back to one year,
57:18
let me see that chart. Wow.
57:20
So it was go back to go
57:22
to Max the Max timeline.
57:24
Oh, it's like an all-time high How
57:26
is Delta at an all-time high?
57:29
It's probably split a few
57:31
times They only go up.
57:33
What about American? That's
57:35
not financial advice American
57:38
Airlines None of this is
57:40
financial no Okay, shocking again
57:42
shockingly enough or down why
57:44
were airlines so down in the
57:47
beginning of August was there
57:49
an outage? Or
57:51
something I don't know because both of those
57:53
are at an all-time low probably inflation
57:56
on August 6th or they didn't know what
57:58
was going to happen with you election.
58:00
Okay currently so currently
58:02
today I like it 16 dollars
58:05
per share it seems let's
58:07
get a bunch of shares yeah yeah
58:09
okay you want that I think
58:11
I might be flying on American
58:13
later this week so they
58:15
get some more money going into
58:18
them right good time to buy
58:20
good time to buy it essentially
58:22
like I'm getting a discount
58:24
on my flight if I buy the stock
58:27
okay do you want me to do
58:29
this? Okay, but you have to sell.
58:31
So we're gonna sell something else.
58:33
Yeah, yeah, let's sell. Fuck it.
58:36
Let's do it. Expedia and
58:38
American Airlines. Okay, so
58:40
we're selling Qualcomm and the
58:42
other and energy. Are you guys
58:44
cool with us? So we're selling
58:47
everything we have right now? It's
58:49
by. Reinvesting? Yeah, it's by Horus.
58:51
Okay. All right. Yeah, so we
58:54
made 5% the first time. And now.
58:56
Should I keep track of this like.
58:58
Yes. Okay, and then now you
59:00
want to do voicemails? Yeah,
59:02
let's see with some voicemails
59:05
on nanodosing. I was, I take my
59:07
daughter, I asked her about the
59:09
hearty mode, I was like, do
59:11
y'all view this as bad? She's
59:13
like, no, what kind of question
59:15
is this, bro? So I said,
59:17
we're on a pot. They say,
59:19
young folks, saying that, I was
59:21
just like, no, what kind of
59:23
question is this, bro. So I
59:25
said, we don't. That is also true.
59:27
If you texted me my name with
59:30
a period at the end of it
59:32
and I said that gets you and
59:34
she said I would think I did
59:36
something terrible. Oh yeah, if someone texted
59:38
me my first name with a period
59:40
I would be like what the fuck did
59:43
I do next? But depending on who
59:45
it is I could also be getting
59:47
the best gossip of my life. That
59:49
is also true. If you texted me
59:51
my name with a period I'd be
59:53
like this this is about to be
59:55
so juicy. Yeah.
59:58
Okay. But
1:00:00
yeah, that's the
1:00:02
generation alpha. Okay, ready? Yep. Huddle
1:00:05
up. It's me, Angel Rees. You can't
1:00:07
beat the post game burger and
1:00:09
fries, right? Know what else you can't
1:00:11
beat? The Angel Rees special. Let's
1:00:13
break it down. My favorite barbecue sauce,
1:00:15
American cheese, crispy bacon, pickles, onions,
1:00:17
and a sesame seed bun, of course. And
1:00:20
don't forget the fries and the drinks. It's
1:00:22
gonna be a high C for me. Sound
1:00:24
good? All you have to do to get
1:00:26
it is beat me into one on one. I'm
1:00:29
just playing. Get the Angel Rees special
1:00:32
on McDonald's now. Ba -da -ba -ba -ba. I
1:00:34
participate in restaurants for a limited time. What's
1:00:37
up? Mac, I was saying this
1:00:39
is Murphy from Indianapolis. My
1:00:42
question is, so
1:00:45
Twitter hasn't been around for
1:00:47
very long, only about maybe
1:00:49
20 years. And
1:00:51
I want to know what
1:00:53
you guys think the
1:00:56
most viral moment in history
1:00:58
would have been on
1:01:00
Twitter before Twitter was created.
1:01:03
Yeah, I would love to hear what you
1:01:05
guys think. Stay handsome, stay gorgeous. I
1:01:08
have like a school assignment that was
1:01:10
similar to this. You had to
1:01:12
like create a Twitter account like you
1:01:14
were George Washington, like crossing the Delaware
1:01:16
or something. I love that. And like live
1:01:18
tweet it. I love that. Instead
1:01:21
of writing the Declaration of Independence,
1:01:23
Thomas Jefferson just retweets John
1:01:25
Locke. They should
1:01:27
have some bangers. Are
1:01:30
we accounting for population?
1:01:33
Or is it
1:01:35
percentage of the
1:01:37
populace that would be
1:01:39
invested? No, let's just imagine
1:01:41
that it's like today's numbers.
1:01:43
Okay. Back then. I mean,
1:01:45
then it's got to be
1:01:47
July 2nd, 1776. Not the
1:01:49
fourth for those of
1:01:52
you. When we
1:01:54
decide to declare independence.
1:01:56
Yeah. Yeah, that would be
1:01:58
huge. we
1:02:00
won the revolutionary war would
1:02:02
that be more like king us
1:02:05
actually be the opposite yeah
1:02:07
it's funny y'all y'all brains are
1:02:09
going to all positives
1:02:11
I'm going on like I was thinking
1:02:13
like Nagasaki or Hiroshima
1:02:16
I was thinking like yeah that's
1:02:18
what my brain the bad shit that
1:02:21
was catastrophic my very
1:02:23
known to the OJ Chase OJ Chase
1:02:25
would be a good one you know
1:02:27
what Bro, you might be right about
1:02:29
that. That shit. Think about how
1:02:31
crazy that news spread. There
1:02:34
was motherfuckers on bridges that
1:02:36
had to hear the news somewhere
1:02:38
and had to go to a bridge,
1:02:40
drive to a bridge, go see. So
1:02:42
there's people with. And then it had
1:02:44
time to make a sign. Yeah. Have
1:02:47
you got done that part of the
1:02:49
OJ documentary yet? I only
1:02:51
watched the first. Oh, they talk
1:02:53
about that. One of the lawyers was
1:02:55
like, how were there people there
1:02:57
with signs? This was 20 minutes ago.
1:03:00
Yeah, Aaron's right. Insane. You watched
1:03:02
it on the news in your living
1:03:04
room. And then you're like, oh, fuck,
1:03:06
I gotta go out there and
1:03:08
I need to bring a sign. And
1:03:11
wait, I'm gonna call my buddy.
1:03:13
Hey, are you watching the news right
1:03:15
now? I was thinking we could
1:03:17
make a sign. And let's just meet
1:03:19
up. Like weird too. That's very
1:03:21
weird. That's that's weird shit to
1:03:23
just be chilling in your house.
1:03:25
You like and you guys were
1:03:28
going to go on a bridge.
1:03:30
Yeah, the fuck are you doing?
1:03:32
That's weird shit though. Like a
1:03:34
low-speed chase. You're going slow as
1:03:36
fuck. Oh man. That would have been
1:03:38
a great day online. When we
1:03:41
discovered the new world, that
1:03:43
would probably, that would do
1:03:45
some numbers. A lot of people
1:03:47
would say it's fake. Like
1:03:49
a picture of Plymouth Rock, haters will
1:03:52
say it's fake. Well, there would be
1:03:54
already, there would be people tweeting like,
1:03:56
but we already hear what you mean.
1:03:58
Yeah. The
1:04:02
Great Depression, when that
1:04:04
shit popped off? Yeah.
1:04:06
That should be a wild
1:04:09
day. Was it Black Tuesday?
1:04:11
Is that what it was?
1:04:13
Black Monday? Whatever
1:04:16
day it was. Yeah, that would
1:04:18
be a big one. Also,
1:04:20
when we banned alcohol,
1:04:22
that would have been
1:04:25
a big day. And
1:04:27
then when we reversed
1:04:29
prohibition. Also Big Day.
1:04:31
Oh, the Bubonic Plague. Oh,
1:04:34
yeah. Just that whole, the
1:04:36
memes. But it's got to
1:04:38
be like, it's got to
1:04:40
be something that was happening
1:04:42
all at once. Like OJ
1:04:44
Chase is a good answer. Because
1:04:46
like the, those other ones are
1:04:48
taking place over, it's
1:04:51
got to be something
1:04:53
that was immediate and
1:04:55
like concentrated. Oh, well,
1:04:57
Bill Clinton. The Bill Clinton
1:04:59
Monica Lewinsky thing. That
1:05:02
would have been huge. People
1:05:04
going through that report when
1:05:07
the deposition leaked. I did
1:05:09
not have sexual relations
1:05:11
with that woman. What? What?
1:05:13
Oh, you've got knocked off. Yeah. Out
1:05:15
of play. Somebody you have
1:05:17
footage on that? Yeah. By one of
1:05:20
like, a very famous actor.
1:05:22
That's the part that people
1:05:24
don't talk about. That's true. Yeah.
1:05:26
Like John Wilkes Booth was famous.
1:05:29
So let's relate that to modern
1:05:31
day. But so here's the thing,
1:05:33
his brother was like the most
1:05:36
famous actor. So it's like, who's
1:05:38
more famous, Chris or Liam
1:05:40
Hemsworth? Chris. Okay, so it's
1:05:43
like if Liam Hemsworth killed
1:05:45
Trump. Or Dave Franco? Yeah,
1:05:47
Dave Franco. Uh, what, Kevin
1:05:49
Dylan? Who's more famous? Who's
1:05:51
Kevin Dylan? Isn't there Matt
1:05:53
Dylan? There's Owen Wilson
1:05:56
and... Luke Wilson. Yeah,
1:05:58
I don't, I don't, I'm brother's
1:06:00
dog. That would be, yeah.
1:06:02
Where are you looking up, Big
1:06:05
T? I'm looking up. Okay, so
1:06:07
Matt Dillon, now that I see
1:06:09
him, I've seen some of his
1:06:12
work, I was not familiar
1:06:14
with his name. Kevin Dillon,
1:06:17
neither. Casey Affleck kills
1:06:19
Donald Trump. Yeah, that's
1:06:21
what we're dealing with
1:06:23
here. Yeah. Yeah, that would be
1:06:25
a crazy day online. Yeah.
1:06:28
Twitter was not around for
1:06:30
9-11. That would have been a
1:06:32
crazy word. That would have,
1:06:34
it would, the ensuing month afterwards
1:06:37
would be, you know how
1:06:39
the country was united? It was
1:06:41
like, Bush had 95% approval
1:06:43
rating or whatever. Zero chance that's
1:06:45
an interesting point zero chance
1:06:47
that happens now people would be
1:06:50
putting together all the theories
1:06:52
there be crazy shit going on
1:06:54
like don't believe it the
1:06:56
tower is still there people
1:06:58
say they they miss the America of
1:07:00
9-12 I think 9-12 would have been
1:07:03
a pretty shitty day online yeah it
1:07:05
was also the America of 9-12 was
1:07:07
not great but I think it was
1:07:09
very it was actually like it's a
1:07:11
it's an America where I did not
1:07:13
live in like I was Muslim and
1:07:16
I knew Muslims and it was
1:07:18
just not there was a bunch
1:07:20
of races back there, but she
1:07:22
was bad family It was also
1:07:24
like a huge day of morning
1:07:26
like everybody was 9-12 was like
1:07:28
the worst day everybody was
1:07:30
just super sad all day When did
1:07:32
you go back to school? It was just
1:07:34
I don't think I don't think I
1:07:36
don't think I missed a day really
1:07:38
No, I left that day my mom's
1:07:40
got me that day But a lot
1:07:42
of people didn't My people stayed
1:07:45
but she came and got me that day
1:07:47
and she was but she wasn't like
1:07:49
Oh my god, I'm scared for you.
1:07:51
She was just like I'm gonna get
1:07:53
you out school to that. It's kind
1:07:56
of weird. So it was a very
1:07:58
nice line and she telling me We
1:08:00
started talking about what happened and I
1:08:02
was like, it was wild. It's crazy.
1:08:04
I'm trying to remember. It wasn't like
1:08:06
a like what what happened that next day.
1:08:08
I think I think we did go back to school,
1:08:11
but I think my school was like half
1:08:13
empty and a lot of kids stayed home because
1:08:15
there were a ton of people whose
1:08:17
parents worked at the Pentagon. Yeah, oh, yeah,
1:08:19
you were right over there. Yeah, I was in
1:08:21
Albuquerque New Mexico. I wasn't a bunch of
1:08:23
people freaked out in the middle of the
1:08:26
day because they're like my My dad or
1:08:28
mom is at the Pentagon all the time.
1:08:30
I don't know where they are. And then
1:08:32
I don't know that we had any
1:08:34
students that had parents that died in
1:08:36
the attack on the Pentagon, but everybody
1:08:39
was freaking out about that. And then
1:08:41
I think I think we did go back to
1:08:43
school the next day. But yeah, it would have
1:08:45
been that would have been a bad day
1:08:47
online. Very bad day online. The like
1:08:49
the footage that people would have been taking
1:08:52
live that would have been, yeah, be
1:08:54
awful. I'm
1:08:56
just going to go with
1:08:58
OJ Chase. Yeah, that would
1:09:01
be an electric live
1:09:03
tweet. Yeah, it would be. I
1:09:05
was watching that documentary
1:09:07
and thinking to
1:09:10
myself, I'm actually angry.
1:09:12
I was not around
1:09:14
in 1994 because the whole
1:09:17
OJ Chase trial,
1:09:19
everything was like what
1:09:21
I was born to consume. And
1:09:23
I didn't get to. Yeah, you
1:09:25
missed out. Then I would have
1:09:27
been around for the Braves World
1:09:29
Series 95. You would have been
1:09:31
around for Braves losing World Serieses.
1:09:34
That's true. That would have been tough.
1:09:36
But yeah, I really wish I was
1:09:38
around for OJ. Yeah. That seems
1:09:40
like just the height of television.
1:09:42
Hey, do you guys know when
1:09:45
we're announcing the rough and rowdy? Have
1:09:47
you heard anything about that? Nope.
1:09:49
I guess you just did though. No. I'd
1:09:53
say anything nothing new
1:09:55
Okay, I'll just say this
1:09:57
when I heard who was fighting
1:09:59
it the next rough and
1:10:01
rowdy. I could not believe
1:10:03
it. Really? Yeah. Like, it's a
1:10:06
great, it is a wild matchup.
1:10:08
Is it just, is it just
1:10:10
an inside bar stool thing
1:10:12
or like a mainstream? No,
1:10:15
it expands outside of the
1:10:17
bar stool universe. Yes, it
1:10:19
does. Okay. You gonna tell
1:10:21
us? I can't say anything. I
1:10:24
don't know when they're
1:10:26
announcing it. What's it? Don't you tell
1:10:28
us and we'll cut it. Let me see
1:10:30
when we're announcing it. Yeah, this is
1:10:32
crazy. Well, here's, well, here's the,
1:10:34
here's the thing. This podcast is,
1:10:37
this podcast is filled, this podcast
1:10:39
is filled with a lot of
1:10:41
gossippers. A lot of chatterboxes
1:10:43
on this show. I don't know
1:10:45
what you're talking about. Yeah, a
1:10:47
lot of chatterboxes. Well, I think I
1:10:50
already know who it is. I agree, so text
1:10:52
it to me. Okay. Yeah, Aaron you
1:10:54
understand what I'm saying? These three?
1:10:56
No, no, no, no, no. It's
1:10:59
these two and then they tell
1:11:01
me. I don't know anything until
1:11:03
they tell me. I'm the last
1:11:05
to find out everything. That's why
1:11:07
they have to tell me everything.
1:11:10
You said it's these two and
1:11:12
they know. But Aaron, I'm not,
1:11:14
I don't, I don't part it.
1:11:16
I'm the end user of all
1:11:18
the office gossip. I find out
1:11:21
after everyone. You like it
1:11:23
though big no I yes I
1:11:25
do but I don't engage in
1:11:27
it. I don't go tell other
1:11:29
people It's still too and they
1:11:32
tell I'm the last one to
1:11:34
know Unwilling participants no I'm a
1:11:36
willing participant, but I'm a willing
1:11:38
participant, but I don't engage I
1:11:41
don't go tell other people. He isn't
1:11:43
you know what he's doing is he
1:11:45
isn't bringing us information
1:11:48
to the table Aaron just saw
1:11:50
it. You gotta tell me, this
1:11:52
is bullshit. Oh, you texted
1:11:54
Arian? I did text. Is
1:11:56
that a crazy, is that a
1:11:59
crazy matchup? I'm getting punished
1:12:01
for the actions of others.
1:12:03
I don't tell people. I
1:12:05
tell big T. It is an
1:12:07
absolutely insane bonkers match-up.
1:12:10
Never in infinity years.
1:12:12
The simulation would never have
1:12:14
come up with this match-out.
1:12:17
But it's bizarre, and it
1:12:19
makes no sense. But it's happening.
1:12:22
I had a guess, but
1:12:24
until you said it expands
1:12:26
outside of bar stool. Oh
1:12:28
yeah. Both people are outside both
1:12:30
yes I mean you got it you
1:12:33
got to tell me this is I
1:12:35
have no idea what's gonna
1:12:37
happen Please please come on. Oh
1:12:39
and big tea you would you would
1:12:41
love to hear about this
1:12:44
match I've done nothing wrong.
1:12:46
I've done nothing wrong. I've
1:12:48
done nothing wrong. Aaron went
1:12:50
big T absolutely love to
1:12:52
hear about this I mean
1:12:54
it surprised me I've done
1:12:57
nothing wrong No, this is a great tease.
1:12:59
It's a great tease. So, uh, I don't know
1:13:01
when we're gonna make it not. Let's give T
1:13:03
the T's. I will say we do call
1:13:05
ourselves the trust tree. Yeah, we keep
1:13:07
it in the house. Yeah, definitely. Everything
1:13:09
is said in this room, stays in
1:13:12
this room. Everything is in house. Well,
1:13:14
everything maybe in this room. I
1:13:16
don't know about that room. No, there's
1:13:18
no both. No, because Big T does, Big
1:13:20
T goes, why don't you come in. And I
1:13:22
say that, I say this as a
1:13:24
compliment to Mad Dog and McKenzie because
1:13:26
you two are very social people. You
1:13:29
have a lot of friends. and you
1:13:31
love to discuss we get a lot
1:13:33
of information you
1:13:35
get a lot of information
1:13:38
but sometimes you have to
1:13:40
know when to keep things
1:13:42
close to the best if
1:13:44
you don't tell me i'm
1:13:46
gonna be oh you should be
1:13:48
because especially one half of
1:13:51
this you're gonna be
1:13:53
like if you if if win the
1:13:55
show and you don't tell me
1:13:57
i'm gonna be very mad
1:14:00
I know there's been a lot
1:14:02
of guessing on the show. Yes,
1:14:04
that's how it always goes. I
1:14:06
don't know anything until they tell me.
1:14:08
I'll say I'll say after the
1:14:10
show. Okay. And I wanted to
1:14:12
see if I'm right. Okay. Next voicemail.
1:14:14
Okay. Man, what a load of
1:14:17
shit. Hey, Metro Crew. It's AJ
1:14:19
from Dallas. Hey, AJ. I know
1:14:21
there's been a lot of guessing
1:14:24
going on the show recently and
1:14:26
Big T has definitely self-proclaimed. to
1:14:29
be quite a good guesser in
1:14:31
spite of area and typically getting
1:14:33
it a lot closer each time.
1:14:35
But there's five things here that
1:14:37
I have written down. I'm curious
1:14:40
to see if you guys would like to
1:14:42
play along. Mad Dog, I will leave the
1:14:44
answers to these five questions at
1:14:46
the end of the voicemail. But first.
1:14:48
So he's going to give you five things
1:14:50
and you need to guess the number
1:14:52
of them. I'll pause them after so
1:14:54
you can think a second. How much
1:14:56
is a new era, navy in
1:14:59
red, Atlanta Braves, non-gang affiliated,
1:15:01
hats? I assume we're
1:15:04
going with just the, just
1:15:06
the standard home, navy blue
1:15:08
bill, navy blue cap, red bill.
1:15:10
I would say fitted? Yes. Back in
1:15:12
my day, they were $35. I think
1:15:14
now... You are in your day. You
1:15:16
are in your day. You are in
1:15:18
your day. You are in your
1:15:20
day. You are in your day.
1:15:23
You are in your day. You
1:15:25
are in your day. You are
1:15:27
in your day. I think now
1:15:30
they're like 4399. I'm gonna
1:15:32
go with... Damn,
1:15:35
fit hats. It's
1:15:37
been a while,
1:15:39
so I bought a
1:15:41
hat like that.
1:15:43
You went with
1:15:46
what? 4399. But
1:15:48
it's 399? I
1:15:50
wanna say it's more.
1:15:53
I was a... 4999.
1:15:57
I'm going to go with these
1:15:59
are Good guesses. I'll go lower.
1:16:01
I'll go 3999. Okay. Random
1:16:04
questions. Totally random.
1:16:06
Second one. How many errors
1:16:08
tour books have been told?
1:16:11
How many errors tour books
1:16:13
have been sold? Hmm. Many
1:16:15
what books? Eris tour. The
1:16:17
Shifty concert that we were
1:16:19
going to go to. They made
1:16:21
a book about the movie about
1:16:23
the tour? Yes. And this is
1:16:25
the one that came out like Black
1:16:28
Friday. Right? I don't, I,
1:16:30
yes, but I believe he
1:16:32
means, I believe he means
1:16:34
copies. Yeah, yeah. Of the book.
1:16:37
Yes. I'm gonna say, uh, two million.
1:16:39
Oh, hell no. Six hundred
1:16:41
K. One point one
1:16:43
million. The third one.
1:16:46
No, eight hundred fifty
1:16:48
thousand. Nine hundred
1:16:50
thousand. Nine hundred
1:16:52
thousand. Nine hundred thousand
1:16:55
is my answer. How
1:16:57
tall is touchdown Jesus in
1:16:59
feet? Touch down Jesus. That's
1:17:01
a good question. I don't
1:17:04
know. Now, does he start,
1:17:06
he doesn't start at the
1:17:08
ground, correct? I think the
1:17:10
question is how tall is the
1:17:12
statue itself. Not like how high
1:17:15
up does it reach? It's not a
1:17:17
statue, it's a painting. It's a
1:17:19
mural inside of a building.
1:17:22
Right, but but so weren't.
1:17:24
But I don't know how how how
1:17:26
far up the building it starts.
1:17:28
I think hold on. I think
1:17:30
it's just the cat in Brazil.
1:17:33
No, that's Christ the Redeemer. A
1:17:35
statue. No, yes, guess that one.
1:17:37
I got I got mixed up
1:17:40
to area and I touched on
1:17:42
Jesus is the Notre Dame. I
1:17:44
thought for a second that one
1:17:47
touchdown Jesus was the Christ the
1:17:49
Redeemer, but it was in South
1:17:52
Bend, Indiana. Wall but yeah, it's
1:17:54
a painting Wait, where's test that
1:17:56
what is just down Jesus touchdown Jesus is
1:17:58
a mural on a bill You can't
1:18:00
look it up though, you can't
1:18:02
look it up, you can't look
1:18:05
it up, you can't look it
1:18:07
up, you can't look at it.
1:18:10
Okay, I did it. You played
1:18:12
there, you saw him. He goes
1:18:14
over that end zone. I don't
1:18:17
know who this is. It's a
1:18:19
mural and Jesus is visible from,
1:18:21
like if you look toward, I
1:18:24
don't know if it's the north
1:18:26
or south end of the stadium,
1:18:28
but you can see it behind
1:18:31
the end zone, therefore he has
1:18:33
touched down Jesus. Real Jesus fans
1:18:35
that would make them 33 feet.
1:18:38
So I'm going 33 feet I'd
1:18:40
say just the whole world big
1:18:43
day like how tall is it?
1:18:45
Okay based on Where it is
1:18:47
on the building? 65 feet Okay,
1:18:50
45 How much does getting a
1:18:52
vasectomy cost in the United States
1:18:54
on average? You're in? Damn, man!
1:18:57
I see you, good. Damn. You're
1:18:59
on one, didn't it? No, I'm
1:19:01
not trying to be rude, I
1:19:04
just said. She's still on me,
1:19:06
she's still on me by the
1:19:08
job. No. The crazy, I actually,
1:19:11
I had an appointment set up.
1:19:13
No. It's going to be Kendrick
1:19:16
versus Drake. No, the crazy I
1:19:18
actually, I had an appointment set
1:19:20
up. And you have to go
1:19:23
through the process about what they're
1:19:25
going to do. I had the
1:19:27
whole thing done. It's just on
1:19:30
I had to call the lady
1:19:32
and set a date and when
1:19:34
she called me I missed her
1:19:37
call because I thought of a
1:19:39
spam and I just forgot to
1:19:41
call back. Now is this is
1:19:44
this a procedure that like isn't
1:19:46
covered by insurance like how are
1:19:48
we? I think this is without
1:19:51
insurance insurance just how much does
1:19:53
the procedure cost? Okay. Oh. to
1:19:56
know if this is something that
1:19:58
you you pay for supplementally after
1:20:00
insurance or if you don't if
1:20:03
like it's a non-insurance thing. I
1:20:05
have to imagine that the the
1:20:07
question is the cost without insurance.
1:20:10
I understand that but I need
1:20:12
to know when people get it.
1:20:14
I think so I think you
1:20:17
can use insurance. Is that what
1:20:19
you're asking? Okay well I mean
1:20:21
then there's no telling. I
1:20:25
think I could be completely
1:20:27
wrong. I'm going to go
1:20:29
with exactly 10% of what
1:20:31
airing guest and say $750.
1:20:34
So that's much closer to
1:20:36
what I was going to
1:20:38
guess. What? I think it's,
1:20:40
I think it's, I got
1:20:43
to, they got to put
1:20:45
you under the belt. No,
1:20:47
no, it's local and you
1:20:49
just go home. Yeah, really.
1:20:51
It's outpatient. I was going
1:20:54
to say 1, 1,200. I
1:20:56
want this guy, that guy
1:20:58
should stand. Yeah, I mean,
1:21:00
you're guessing based on new
1:21:02
information. Your hand was off
1:21:05
the, I had to educate
1:21:07
you about testicles. And then
1:21:09
now he got to change
1:21:11
one guess though, so I'll
1:21:13
let this. There was no
1:21:16
new information. Hey, thank you
1:21:18
for giving me the new
1:21:20
information. You're welcome. One should
1:21:22
change their mind when new
1:21:25
information comes. No, but, but
1:21:27
you don't get to, you
1:21:29
can do that now, but
1:21:31
that doesn't mean that you
1:21:33
were right earlier. when you
1:21:36
didn't have that information. That's
1:21:38
on y'all for not establishing
1:21:40
the rules beforehand. I'm changing
1:21:42
my motherfugge. My new guess
1:21:44
is 25. 25. No, no,
1:21:47
2,000. 2,000. 2,000. Now you're
1:21:49
locked in. I still want
1:21:51
that one. I've been bringing
1:21:53
down enough, Champ. Okay. Not
1:21:55
paying four figures though. There's
1:21:58
no way. I also figure
1:22:00
that there's a lot of
1:22:02
vasectomy clinics out there. I've
1:22:04
seen their commercials that they
1:22:07
do. It doesn't strike me
1:22:09
as a commercial for something
1:22:11
that costs $2,000. Yeah, it's
1:22:13
not a cost prohibitive procedure.
1:22:15
Why don't you come on
1:22:18
down here first week in
1:22:20
the final four? We'll take
1:22:22
one of them test schools
1:22:24
right off. You can sit
1:22:26
your ass on. cash watching
1:22:29
basketball on Amazon again all
1:22:31
completely random 1,200 Okay, folding
1:22:33
step school on Amazon 2499.
1:22:35
I was gonna say $15
1:22:37
But now that seems low
1:22:40
and we'll go in 1999.
1:22:42
Okay, so now I'll give
1:22:44
us the results Before hearing
1:22:46
the answers, I would just
1:22:49
like to say I think
1:22:51
these were a little too
1:22:53
You could base your guest
1:22:55
off of other people's guesses
1:22:57
Yeah, that's very enough Why
1:23:00
the answers? Excuses before. Sorry.
1:23:02
Right? Big time. No, that's
1:23:04
just, that's a fact, Jack.
1:23:06
I don't. And individuals, but
1:23:08
I will take quick break,
1:23:11
Mad Dog, the answers. 4799
1:23:13
for the ball caps. That's
1:23:15
incorrect. I looked it up
1:23:17
after. It's 4499. I damn
1:23:20
near nailed it. What's
1:23:23
that 4799? That's for special edition
1:23:25
caps such as the spring training
1:23:27
one, which is why I established
1:23:30
early that we were doing the
1:23:32
regular home Atlanta Braves cap which
1:23:34
is 4499 Anyway, continue it might
1:23:36
have changed in price No, he's
1:23:38
looking at these which is when
1:23:40
they have a patch on them
1:23:43
or something. They're a little bit
1:23:45
more prices fluctuate, but the regular
1:23:47
hat is 4499 prices fluctuate. They
1:23:49
don't fluctuate In since he sent
1:23:51
that you don't know that anyway,
1:23:53
I got it right content. He
1:23:56
said on the he said on
1:23:58
the MLB website, right? Yes. But
1:24:02
if you look on the MLB website,
1:24:04
wait hold on. Well, look
1:24:06
at that. I'm on it. I just told
1:24:09
you regular. Anyway, it doesn't
1:24:11
matter. I got it right. Yeah, it
1:24:13
says it says 44 99. Yeah, okay.
1:24:16
So we'll give that one to
1:24:18
Big T. You know, I have
1:24:20
to give it to me. Sure.
1:24:22
Yeah, but he'll complain about it
1:24:24
if he doesn't get it. So
1:24:26
I did. You don't have to
1:24:28
give it to anything. I got it
1:24:30
to anything. I got it. Okay,
1:24:32
so that's one for big T.
1:24:34
Appeasement. Mm-hmm. Somehow. Eight hundred
1:24:37
and fourteen thousand copies of
1:24:39
the Airstore book. Another fucking banger
1:24:41
from big T. That's big T.
1:24:43
Guess 900,000. Good guess big T.
1:24:45
Yeah, but that is after you
1:24:48
heard mine. No, it was after
1:24:50
I changed my guest. There was
1:24:52
no new information presented. I decided
1:24:54
that I was a little high,
1:24:56
which I was. You decided you
1:24:59
were high because you heard my big
1:25:01
T. No, that's not true. Big
1:25:03
tease up too. Yeah, because
1:25:05
yours, mine wasn't, mine wasn't
1:25:08
particularly close to yours.
1:25:10
Hey, those were your
1:25:12
preferences to this entire
1:25:15
answer sheet. That was your
1:25:17
preface. I'm going off, I'm
1:25:19
working off of your answer
1:25:21
sheet. Okay. Go ahead. You
1:25:23
up too. Most dangerous, lead
1:25:25
and guessing. Yep. Yeah.
1:25:27
Okay, neither of you are
1:25:30
even a little bit close.
1:25:32
Technically, Big T is the
1:25:34
closest, but I don't know. Yeah, nobody,
1:25:37
nobody really got that.
1:25:39
No. That's, that's tall. I
1:25:41
mean, I didn't know what it
1:25:43
was, too, by the way. Yeah.
1:25:45
Clearly. I thought we'd want to,
1:25:47
want to, want to Brazil.
1:25:50
What would you have
1:25:52
guessed the, the height
1:25:54
of Christ, the Redeemer?
1:25:56
The Daytona 500, February
1:25:58
16, 2025. I think it's
1:26:01
four thirty. I say well,
1:26:03
I say one. Let's
1:26:05
let's guess that. I
1:26:07
was about to go. Let's
1:26:09
all guess that actually
1:26:12
two hundred. I
1:26:14
would say. I'll say like. I've
1:26:17
actually never been
1:26:19
there. Um. I think it's
1:26:21
four thirty. I say well. I
1:26:24
say 180. It's saying
1:26:26
two hundred two
1:26:28
hundred feet. Saying 98
1:26:30
feet. Oh, there's no way. Yeah
1:26:32
That's what it is saying. I
1:26:35
can see that then it has great
1:26:37
PR 98 feet. It's smaller
1:26:39
than touchdown Jesus The statue's
1:26:42
arm span is 92 feet, but
1:26:44
the height Is saying it's 98.
1:26:46
That statue's got the best PR
1:26:48
in the game That's excluding
1:26:51
the best PR in the game That's
1:26:53
excluding the pedestal
1:26:57
But that that's only
1:27:00
another what 50 26 feet.
1:27:02
Oh, not it so so it's
1:27:04
like a hundred twenty
1:27:06
four With the pedestal
1:27:09
That's still I mean
1:27:11
I thought this thing was like
1:27:13
St. Louis arch No, no,
1:27:16
it's just on a god
1:27:18
damn touchdown. Jesus big as
1:27:21
far. High vantage point Did
1:27:23
you did you score a
1:27:25
touchdown in that game? I
1:27:28
never noticed it on
1:27:31
the film. Okay, so
1:27:33
it looks like touchdown
1:27:36
Jesus. The mural
1:27:38
itself is very
1:27:40
tall. The Jesus part
1:27:43
of it is only about,
1:27:45
I'd say, a third to
1:27:47
a half the size of
1:27:49
the full mural. I
1:27:51
guessed about a half. All
1:27:54
right. Next one. So
1:27:56
right now we're on
1:27:59
vasectomy. States is around $1,000.00.
1:28:01
Another great one. All right, so
1:28:03
Big T gets $1,200, I guess,
1:28:06
$75. So we'll split that. Yeah,
1:28:08
your PFT loses by $50 in
1:28:10
that, but we can split that.
1:28:12
Not necessarily usually if you go
1:28:15
over. No, that's not, that's exclusively
1:28:17
in the prices, right. That's not
1:28:19
a thing. We're playing the dozens.
1:28:21
That good point. That's the closest
1:28:24
guess. In Illinois, I did not
1:28:26
make these rules. In Illinois, it
1:28:28
says ranges from 516 to 739.
1:28:31
Well, he said average in the
1:28:33
US, you got to count New
1:28:35
York and California. That's true. They're
1:28:37
jacking that shit up. Go get
1:28:40
a sectomy in New York City,
1:28:42
may as well buy a boat.
1:28:44
Okay. This is a this is
1:28:46
an outstanding showing for Big T,
1:28:49
by the way. Just a clinic.
1:28:51
And then the folding step store.
1:28:53
by handy laundry on Amazon is
1:28:56
1299. Yep, I mean just well
1:28:58
appreciate you guys so much just
1:29:00
fucking crushed it, you know, you
1:29:02
know, and stay handsome. It said
1:29:05
beautiful. Big T did it. That
1:29:07
was that was a clean sweep
1:29:09
technically. It was 1299 and Big
1:29:11
T Guess 15. Clean sweep by
1:29:14
Big T. Haters are in shambles
1:29:16
on this Tuesday morning. Although the
1:29:18
hat. Enjoy your day at the
1:29:21
office. The hats. No, the hat,
1:29:23
I knew, I literally knew the
1:29:25
price of the hat. I guess
1:29:27
they've gone up a dollar since
1:29:30
I last looked, but I knew
1:29:32
the price. Asterix on the hat.
1:29:34
No, I explained going into it.
1:29:36
I said we're we're doing the
1:29:39
he said the home and the
1:29:41
tailor and the and the Taylor
1:29:43
thing he changed his answer when
1:29:46
he hurt mine I changed my
1:29:48
answer later after deciding mine was
1:29:50
a little high It had nothing
1:29:52
to do with your guess which
1:29:55
was substantially low Decided and guess
1:29:57
what you can take that's a
1:29:59
great guess what you mean. You
1:30:01
can take that one away if
1:30:04
you want and I nailed every
1:30:06
other one welcome to more where
1:30:08
the roads don't have limits on
1:30:11
how fast you can go or
1:30:13
the sites you're going to see.
1:30:15
Welcome to new places, familiar faces,
1:30:17
and memories in the making. Welcome
1:30:20
to a whole new season of
1:30:22
NASCAR. The Daytona 500, Sunday February
1:30:24
16th, the 2.30 p.m. Eastern on
1:30:26
Fox. How tall is
1:30:29
Jesus on touchdown Jesus? We still don't
1:30:31
know. Seems the mural is a hundred
1:30:33
and thirty feet. Or a hundred whatever.
1:30:35
That's crazy. That's a big ass fucking
1:30:37
picture. That's great. I've never even heard
1:30:39
of that shit before. I thought it
1:30:41
was, I didn't, I had no recollection
1:30:43
of this. I'm watching the highlights from
1:30:45
2005 Tennessee Notre Dame and I really
1:30:47
hope you score in the end zone
1:30:49
where touchdown Jesus is. Did
1:30:52
I score that game? I think
1:30:55
I did. I had like a
1:30:57
book. That's what you told me.
1:30:59
Yeah, I put it on. I
1:31:01
think you told the story. Your
1:31:03
mom was there. Your mom was
1:31:05
there and she was really excited.
1:31:07
Aaron, I sent the picture in
1:31:09
the group chat and you can
1:31:11
see like touched on Jesus. Yes,
1:31:13
you scored a touchdown. So now
1:31:15
let's find it. I would say
1:31:17
the touchdown Jesus looking at this
1:31:19
right now. It's about the Jesus
1:31:21
is about half the size of
1:31:23
the mural. Like half is tall.
1:31:25
And how tall was the mural?
1:31:28
The mural is 134 feet. I
1:31:30
guess 65, which is exactly half
1:31:32
of that. So we'll count that
1:31:34
as another just outstanding fucking guess.
1:31:36
Common big TW. You're having a
1:31:38
good day. I'm telling you, this
1:31:40
is my, that's not exactly, I've
1:31:42
faltered a couple times. 67 would
1:31:44
be exactly. You said exactly. Yes.
1:31:46
Yeah. Words mean something. Words matter.
1:31:50
It's a sad day to be
1:31:52
a hater. That's all I know
1:31:54
sad day Are we got any
1:31:56
more voicemails? One more voicemail. Let's
1:31:59
rip it Hello
1:32:02
macadosing crew. This is Jonas from
1:32:04
Maryland. Big T said something really
1:32:06
interesting a few episodes ago where
1:32:08
he basically said that he's kind
1:32:10
of stopped caring about stuff that
1:32:13
maybe doesn't mean as much. It
1:32:15
actually sounded like great personal growth.
1:32:17
And I was just kind of
1:32:19
wondering from the whole group, maybe
1:32:21
something that some kind of character
1:32:24
arc or maybe just... Some kind
1:32:26
of transition you've made or changed
1:32:28
an opinion on something since the
1:32:30
pod started like Maybe like that
1:32:32
like what is what's shifted the
1:32:35
most in your life since then
1:32:37
I'll hang up and listen stay
1:32:39
beautiful stands Big T said recently
1:32:41
he stopped caring about stuff that
1:32:43
used to make him mad and
1:32:46
The caller said that was good
1:32:48
personal growth for him. So they're
1:32:50
curious. No since we started doing
1:32:52
this podcast. Is there anything that
1:32:55
you've changed like a character or
1:32:57
a way that? or a way
1:32:59
that? that you've grown from the
1:33:01
show? Good question. I threaten to
1:33:03
beat a lot more people up
1:33:06
on Twitter since the show. Yeah.
1:33:08
That is personal growth. Yeah. Yeah.
1:33:10
So I'm drawing boundaries digitally. I'm
1:33:12
drawing boundaries digitally. Yeah. So I'm
1:33:14
drawing boundaries digitally. Sometimes you need
1:33:17
to let sometimes you need to
1:33:19
let people know that you've got
1:33:21
time for it Yeah, I got
1:33:23
a lot of time. I'm retired.
1:33:25
I golf. I tweet a pot
1:33:28
You you were gonna fly a
1:33:30
dude out you're flying dudes out
1:33:32
to fight him What it is
1:33:34
that I ain't asking him. I'd
1:33:36
be calling a bluff Because they
1:33:39
really tough, you know what I'm
1:33:41
saying? Mother's bee tough on it
1:33:43
and there, right? What's up there?
1:33:45
Huh? What if they call your
1:33:47
bluff? And they're like, all right,
1:33:50
fly me out. I'll fly you
1:33:52
out and you will be in
1:33:54
Houston and you will come to
1:33:56
my doorstep and you will get
1:33:59
your ass wet And then get
1:34:01
back on your plane and do
1:34:03
whatever he was doing. I like
1:34:05
the idea of somebody flying out
1:34:07
on an airplane They sit down.
1:34:10
There's like a nice person next
1:34:12
to him. Do you live in
1:34:14
Houston? No, what brings you to
1:34:16
town? I got into a fight
1:34:18
with Aaron Foster on the internet
1:34:21
and so I'm gonna travel to
1:34:23
Houston and uh You can get
1:34:25
to a physical business. Yeah. He's
1:34:27
flying me out, very nice of
1:34:29
him. Put me up. Aryan scored
1:34:32
facing touchdown. That's great. You scored
1:34:34
facing touchdown Jesus. That is so
1:34:36
funny. He's saying, come to me
1:34:38
my son. You're lost. You are
1:34:40
lost and you are found again.
1:34:43
Come to me, come in the
1:34:45
arms of Jesus. I also have
1:34:47
threatened to fight more people online
1:34:49
since I started this podcast. You
1:34:51
did last week, right? I did
1:34:54
last week when I was in
1:34:56
New Orleans. What? You did? We're
1:34:58
having like a little dinner on
1:35:00
Monday night, a group of us,
1:35:03
and I had time. So I
1:35:05
had maybe you know a couple
1:35:07
cocktails and we're in between courses
1:35:09
was scrolling Twitter Yes, yes, yes,
1:35:11
I was publishing my gumbo reviews
1:35:14
and I believe this was gumbo
1:35:16
number five that I had and
1:35:18
I was writing my reviews in
1:35:20
French and Somebody got upset that
1:35:22
I was writing in French and
1:35:25
they they tweeted at me Like
1:35:27
fuck you you short cock stop
1:35:29
writing these in French and So
1:35:31
then I looked at the guy's
1:35:33
profile picture and I was like,
1:35:36
oh, I could beat the fuck
1:35:38
out of this guy. Like, I'm
1:35:40
like, this guy's not tall. This
1:35:42
guy looks like a wimp. I
1:35:44
was like 80% sure, kick his
1:35:47
ass. And so I had time
1:35:49
and so I said, tell you
1:35:51
what, I'm in New Orleans right
1:35:53
now. If you're in town or
1:35:55
you want to come here, I
1:35:58
will, I will meet up with
1:36:00
you. and we'll have a fight,
1:36:02
and I'll kick your ass. And
1:36:04
then I posted a picture, I
1:36:07
posted his picture, because he looked
1:36:09
like a guy that could get
1:36:11
his, like this guy's calling me
1:36:13
a small cuck, like this guy,
1:36:15
I know you are, but
1:36:17
what am I? So, yeah,
1:36:20
offered to fight him, and
1:36:22
about five minutes later, he
1:36:24
deactivated his entire account. Yeah,
1:36:26
he deactivated his
1:36:28
entire account. Yeah, what
1:36:30
a weeny, bro. Yeah. And I never,
1:36:32
a matter of fact, I never,
1:36:34
I never, I never, I
1:36:37
never scared someone out of
1:36:39
deleting the account before, but
1:36:41
I definitely have scared people
1:36:43
when I stop responding. It's
1:36:46
a pretty good feeling. So,
1:36:48
put on you, that's a, that's
1:36:50
a, that's a, that's a, that's
1:36:52
a, I see what happens. PFD,
1:36:54
do you have any personal
1:36:57
growth? You've just fighting
1:36:59
more people online, I
1:37:01
would say. Any personal
1:37:03
growth on this show? I mean,
1:37:05
I feel like you're always
1:37:08
changing a little bit.
1:37:10
I've started care less
1:37:12
about about just, you
1:37:14
know, trivial stuff too. Keep
1:37:16
the main thing, the main thing.
1:37:19
Yeah, I mean, personal growth.
1:37:21
We started in what,
1:37:23
2021? Yeah, I mean, I would say like
1:37:25
going back a little bit further
1:37:28
than that, than that, I used
1:37:30
to, I used to party a little
1:37:32
bit harder. And now I basically
1:37:34
don't at all, maybe like once
1:37:36
a week or once a month. Well,
1:37:39
no, you go, like we used to
1:37:41
go out, you know, we're at the
1:37:43
Super Bowl, you go out a few
1:37:45
nights, probably like three or four in a
1:37:47
row, go to the combine, I'd say
1:37:49
up to like 3 AM. every single
1:37:51
night. Now it's like, okay, I'll go
1:37:53
out for one night until about 1130
1:37:55
and then I'll just go home after
1:37:57
that. What was the party situation like?
1:38:00
from the Barstool clientele in New Orleans?
1:38:02
From what I saw people had a
1:38:04
pretty good time. It wasn't, I didn't
1:38:06
see anything too crazy, but I only
1:38:09
went out late night really one night.
1:38:11
Nobody stand out. Nobody get any tables?
1:38:13
I'm sure that Jack had a good
1:38:16
time. I mean Max, Max, I'm sure
1:38:18
that Max had an awesome, Max and
1:38:20
Roan probably toured up pretty good over
1:38:23
the course of like Friday night, Saturday
1:38:25
night, Sunday night. There could be... Very
1:38:27
very banged up coming back today I
1:38:29
just went out hard one night which
1:38:32
was last night Friday that I was
1:38:34
there went to a ludicrous concert which
1:38:36
rocked nice video of you was very
1:38:39
funny yeah TJ texted to me right
1:38:41
afterwards I would I love ludicrous ludicrous
1:38:43
like one of my favorite wrappers of
1:38:46
all time word-mouth chicken and beer great
1:38:48
albums but I got into a debate
1:38:50
with Max and with Jack on the
1:38:52
way there because loota Was not he
1:38:55
was not the headliner for the show?
1:38:57
John Summit was the headliner. So it
1:38:59
was like ludicrous and then John Summit
1:39:02
afterwards I Understand that John Summit is
1:39:04
a very popular DJ right now very
1:39:06
popular that would explain why I don't
1:39:09
know who that is. Yeah, I was
1:39:11
gonna have you explain that to Madeline.
1:39:13
No, he's he's very popular. Yeah, he
1:39:15
is very popular. However, I told I
1:39:18
told Jack and Max that it's a
1:39:20
little bit disrespectful that ludicrous is not
1:39:22
the headline of the show. I agree.
1:39:25
And they were like, we're talking about
1:39:27
John Summit's huge. I was like, John
1:39:29
Summit in no way is bigger than
1:39:32
Ludacris. He might be hotter right now,
1:39:34
like more current than Ludacris. But Ludacris
1:39:36
has been doing it for 25 years.
1:39:38
Yeah, all time Ludacris is. And he's
1:39:41
just got hit after hit after hit
1:39:43
after hit. And he's awesome. And he's
1:39:45
in Fast and furious and furious. He
1:39:48
was in crash. He's a good actor.
1:39:51
Wow, this is a I agree
1:39:53
with you. But I went to
1:39:55
look at monthly listeners on Spotify.
1:39:57
Yeah ludicrous 6.9 million Nice. John
1:39:59
Summit, 10.2 million. I've never heard
1:40:01
of this guy in my life.
1:40:04
He's a like EDM DJ. Right.
1:40:06
Dude. Yeah. Brooklyn Mirage type. Yeah.
1:40:08
I just, it's disrespectful to have
1:40:10
Lou to Chris open up. That's
1:40:12
all I'm saying. Mr. Wiggles opening
1:40:14
up for John Summit. Respect to
1:40:16
John Summit. He's doing great, great
1:40:18
work right now. Talk to me
1:40:20
in 10 years. Yeah. Get his
1:40:22
ass. Luda's been doing it for
1:40:24
25. How old is Ludacris? I
1:40:27
would guess that Luda is... Is
1:40:29
he 50? He, I think he's
1:40:31
56. No, let's guess, let's guess,
1:40:33
everyone gets. I have it. I
1:40:35
think it was 51. Okay. My
1:40:37
big deal with a type in
1:40:39
already. I already looked at him.
1:40:41
Twitter fairs. Buster. What is your,
1:40:43
I say 45. 46. It's 47.
1:40:45
Hmm. That's good. It's not cool,
1:40:47
and I didn't go over. That's
1:40:50
not a thing. All right, it's
1:40:52
literally a thing. On prices, right.
1:40:54
Nowhere else. Where else is it
1:40:56
more famous guessing than on the
1:40:58
prices, right? That is the, that
1:41:00
is the Mecca of guessing. That's
1:41:02
their rule. You've played the dozen,
1:41:04
no prices right. You do have
1:41:06
to specify prices right rules. Yes,
1:41:08
if you're playing prices right rules.
1:41:10
Yes, because I would have guessed
1:41:13
differently. I would I would go
1:41:15
under what my real guest would
1:41:17
be and you're saying you're sending
1:41:19
a little salt dollar You're sounding
1:41:21
a little sorry. No, no, no,
1:41:23
he is. He's mad. He's mad
1:41:25
that I'm up right now. Yes.
1:41:27
He's a hater Is it sad?
1:41:29
No, you're not gonna bully me
1:41:31
into being a hater. Thank you.
1:41:33
We'll be fucking with him because
1:41:36
he is he is the guy
1:41:38
said if I didn't I didn't
1:41:40
even say the self- the self-proclaimed
1:41:42
and he'd be taking a- And
1:41:44
it was a good day. You
1:41:46
had an ice cube good day.
1:41:48
You had a all-time day. Did
1:41:50
you see the guy on TikTok
1:41:52
who figured out what day it
1:41:54
was that ice cube? a great
1:41:56
day? Yes, that shit was hilarious
1:41:59
though. Oh my God, what a
1:42:01
brilliant, that's how social media is
1:42:03
supposed to be used. What a
1:42:05
fucking guy, that guy is. It
1:42:07
was a good video. It was
1:42:09
July, no, it wasn't July, I
1:42:11
don't even remember, but he figured
1:42:13
out what day, ice cubes day
1:42:15
was by all the Lakers, be
1:42:17
the supersonic, so he went through
1:42:19
all the data, when the Lakers
1:42:22
played the suicursotics, it had to
1:42:24
be. after the song or so
1:42:26
before the song was released. It
1:42:28
was an amazing display of social
1:42:30
media. That's good on that guy.
1:42:32
I also love that that Ice
1:42:34
Cube was keeping track of his
1:42:36
rebounds and assists and pickup. Yeah,
1:42:38
he's probably ass. He might suck.
1:42:40
Yeah. So they can come over
1:42:42
here as rebounds in a pickup
1:42:45
game. I'm like, you don't get
1:42:47
out of here. He's got nine.
1:42:49
He's telling people to like clear
1:42:51
out so he can get his
1:42:53
tenth like Russell West. Yeah, pattern
1:42:55
stats a little bit. I mean,
1:42:57
credit, credit, credit, but if he
1:42:59
did get a, I would say
1:43:01
if you get a triple double
1:43:03
in a pickup game, you are
1:43:05
absolutely, you can't get a triple
1:43:07
double pickup game. No, odds are
1:43:10
you going to what? 11, 13,
1:43:12
you know, depending on where you
1:43:14
at, 11, 13, by ones and
1:43:16
two, the math don't math. He
1:43:18
was lying. Yeah, the only. Unless
1:43:20
it was just all day. The
1:43:22
only way it would work out
1:43:24
is if it was like a
1:43:26
21, you're playing a 21, you
1:43:28
got 10, and then you had
1:43:30
a teammate that was just filling
1:43:33
it up, and they got 10
1:43:35
or 11 too, and you were
1:43:37
responsible for all of your team's
1:43:39
points that day. And you won.
1:43:41
And in that case, I guess
1:43:43
he was baller. Yeah, but I
1:43:45
mean, you don't really play to
1:43:47
21. Oh, one last thing. Dalton
1:43:50
Connect, you are now a Laker
1:43:53
again. He's back, baby. We're back.
1:43:55
Laker, T took a hiatus. But
1:43:57
we're back. Oh, and tonight, so.
1:43:59
So tonight is the night though.
1:44:01
So tonight is the first game
1:44:04
where Lucca and LeBron will be
1:44:06
on the same floor. I'm excited
1:44:08
to see what happens. I'm excited
1:44:10
baby. And so it'll it'll be
1:44:12
yesterday for the listeners, but tonight
1:44:15
for us. Tonight. Who do we
1:44:17
play tonight? Uh, fuck. I don't
1:44:19
know. Jazz. All. Gonna beat the
1:44:21
fuck out of the jazz. 31
1:44:23
and like 10 or like 10
1:44:26
or something like that. We are.
1:44:28
We are cooking. All right, give
1:44:30
me- Ron is having an amazing
1:44:32
season at 40 years old, bro.
1:44:34
Give me your stat line. Give
1:44:37
me your stat line for Luca,
1:44:39
LeBron, and Dalton Connect tonight. Points.
1:44:41
Points rebound to 6th. I think
1:44:43
D.K. is gonna go demon mode.
1:44:45
He's mad now. They pissed him
1:44:48
off. You think his teammates are
1:44:50
happy that he's back? Everyone seemed-
1:44:52
LeBron was talking him up last
1:44:54
year when he was a UT.
1:44:56
Like LeBron seems to really like
1:44:59
a really like a- like- when
1:45:01
he gets back. I think if
1:45:03
he hits two threes and they're
1:45:05
up 16 like LeBron's gonna be
1:45:08
like get him the ball we
1:45:10
let him go off. Mm-hmm. I
1:45:12
think LeBron is gonna have 20,
1:45:14
21, eight rebounds, five assists. I
1:45:16
think Luke is gonna have 30.
1:45:19
Nice. That's big for us. Eight
1:45:21
rebounds. Wow, he's gonna be thrown
1:45:23
bows. Wow, I don't know like
1:45:25
to assist I think Luca and
1:45:27
Dalton combine For 57 points tonight
1:45:30
in one way or another. Yeah,
1:45:32
okay, just combine for 57 right
1:45:34
it down. It feels like 11
1:45:36
points for Don't connect tonight. No,
1:45:38
I think I think he's going
1:45:41
off you think so I think
1:45:43
he's gonna have 19. I think
1:45:45
he's gonna go he's gonna have
1:45:47
11 points, but very efficient night.
1:45:49
Okay, he's gonna go four for
1:45:52
five from the field nice. Yeah
1:45:54
We take those we do take
1:45:56
them. What is that going to
1:45:58
be like for? him going back
1:46:00
into that locker room. I'm back, bitch.
1:46:03
I mean, I'm sure in the locker room, like,
1:46:05
he'll be happy to be back on the team
1:46:07
that he thought he'd be on the whole time,
1:46:09
but I'm sure he and Rob Palinko will
1:46:11
speak with each other. Because there's
1:46:14
no trade deadline, or the trade
1:46:16
light deadline has passed. Yeah. So you're
1:46:18
stuck with me now. It's pretty
1:46:20
hilarious. Is that I don't remember that
1:46:22
happening ever, ever, really? I don't know.
1:46:24
I don't know. I don't know. Next
1:46:27
but that was in the off
1:46:29
season. No the CP3 trade got
1:46:31
I forget what time of year
1:46:33
that was it got mixed by
1:46:35
David Stern correct, but that was
1:46:37
in the off season I think
1:46:39
I forget when that was Stucker
1:46:42
what a fucking sucker CP3 What?
1:46:44
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's the
1:46:46
homie talking about David's
1:46:48
turn for Nixon that
1:46:50
trade great commissioner though I
1:46:52
was so commissioner though I was
1:46:55
so fucking NBA was
1:46:57
thriving. Suck. Tell your boy. Flops.
1:46:59
Say you got a friend that used
1:47:01
to play in the NFL. But like
1:47:04
he really is tired of seeing
1:47:06
the flops and he's the biggest
1:47:08
NBA fan. Yep. I will. The
1:47:10
flopping was one thing I had on
1:47:12
the list to discuss. I and you're
1:47:14
right, the best way to solve that.
1:47:16
Team up. Team up. Team up. Oh, so they
1:47:19
got to fix the review. Oh, college
1:47:21
basketball. Have you watched
1:47:23
a college basketball game recently?
1:47:25
Yeah. The last two minutes
1:47:27
of a college basketball game
1:47:30
that's within five points takes
1:47:32
30 minutes. Yeah. Cameras have kind
1:47:34
of, oh bro sports. I saw
1:47:36
video the other day. Almost
1:47:38
everybody on the Auburn roster
1:47:40
like 25 years old. Oh yeah.
1:47:43
Chad Baker Mazara? That's cool. That
1:47:45
is correct. Yeah, they're really good.
1:47:47
They're really good. I said, yeah,
1:47:49
they beating up on babies, man.
1:47:51
Get your ass out of college,
1:47:53
bro. Get the fuck, that shit
1:47:55
is weird though. Cooper de Gene
1:47:57
yesterday was his 22nd birthday and
1:47:59
he to six in the in
1:48:01
and Chad Baker Bowl who plays basketball
1:48:03
at Auburn is who old. basketball at
1:48:05
go to sociology class this morning.
1:48:08
That's crazy. Get your
1:48:10
ass out of college,
1:48:12
bro. It's over. Get
1:48:14
That's of college, bro. It's over. That's
1:48:16
crazy in college, though. Twenty-five is
1:48:19
crazy in college, though. How do, how? And
1:48:21
doctors. right. That's crazy, And
1:48:23
now money be be. don't
1:48:25
know, man. Get your
1:48:28
know, make will see you
1:48:30
guys on there. We will see
1:48:32
you then, on you guys.
1:48:34
for macrodosing. Until then, love you guys.
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