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Thursday. It is April 3rd

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myself, Big T. Nick Trani. Yes,

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thank you. Yeah, it's a soothing

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voice of Nick that you hear.

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Did you say Nick Trani? Nick

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finally won a baseball game Took

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them. I gotta say it like

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that. It's a long season maybe

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you gotta do this. You do

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this you were setting the record

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for the highest ever ERA Hmm.

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I don't know what ERA is

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earned run average. It is the

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number of runs you have given

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up divided by the number of

2:51

innings you have pitched you have

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pitched. You have pitched by the

2:55

number of innings you have pitched

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times you have pitched times. Cots,

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you just, another word, we was

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giving up the booty, yeah. We

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was, we was giving up the

3:05

booty, we was giving up the

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booty in, in, in, in, in,

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in, analytics. But, uh, yeah, we

3:11

had, uh, I forget his name,

3:13

first name's Chad. He started pitching

3:15

yesterday, Chad, he's number 38. He's

3:17

number 38. He's slugging it out,

3:19

swinging that thing. Come on. Slanging

3:21

that thing. Slanging that thing. That's

3:23

what Chad does. I gotta get

3:25

his name because this disrespect, he

3:27

pitched the hell of a game.

3:29

Well I'm glad that you guys

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finally won a game. That's big.

3:33

But this is how it starts.

3:35

Win streak. You put two together?

3:37

That's what we call a winning

3:39

streak. Did the Braves win a

3:41

game? Nope. Oh and six. The

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Braves? One of the worst starts

3:45

in franchise history. I thought you

3:47

guys were going to win the

3:49

division this year. Not looking like

3:52

Patrick. Chad Patrick. Chad Patrick. I

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like that Chad Patrick. The Braves

3:56

are currently hitting 137. The last

3:58

Braves team to hit that low

4:00

over any. of six games was

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the 1942 Boston Braves. That's

4:04

tough. Yeah. What do we do

4:06

to turn this around? They've got

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no pride, they have no heart,

4:10

I don't know that there's

4:13

anything they can do. Burn Blooper?

4:15

No, no, no, no, why would

4:17

we ever do that? An effigy?

4:19

No, Blooper is one of the only

4:21

things keeping me going right now.

4:24

What about the freeze? I'd be

4:26

willing to sacrifice the freeze. Okay.

4:28

I mean Harry you should have

4:30

courted Aryan a week ago. Pirates

4:32

were on your list? So it's what

4:34

happened. It's what happened dog. I've never

4:36

been in a baseball. Not at a single time

4:38

in my life. I've been like I think three

4:40

games with these guys. Yeah. Two the rest of

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my life. Just never been in a baseball. I

4:45

like going. It was always fun to be. But they

4:47

opened up the show and I want to get into

4:49

baseball. Like how would I how do I go about

4:51

picking a team? And so we went through entire

4:53

MLB and we had a little, you know,

4:56

get rid of them, keep them, get rid

4:58

of them, keep them and they were in

5:00

the list. They were in the top five

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one day? Yeah, you should change. We'll go

5:05

to PNC, Best Park and you won't ever

5:07

be accused of being a bandwagon.

5:09

Yeah. I think it's too late to

5:12

change now. Their owner's last name is

5:14

nutting. It's pretty cool. Yeah. But let's

5:16

see, let's just check the schedule. When

5:19

they go, I'm down to pull up.

5:21

Let's do it. When the, when the

5:23

brewers play. Yeah, we did try to,

5:25

we tried to sell them on the

5:28

pirates. We said they've got a

5:30

great ballpark. They've got

5:32

an electric pitcher. They've

5:34

got, uh, you can't, you can't change,

5:36

you've gone way, way, way, way too

5:39

far. Yeah, I haven't done anything. I've been at

5:41

my house. They came to me. Yeah, they came

5:43

to me. How much of it was the the

5:45

baseball glove logo? It played a big factor. That

5:47

was a big factor. Understandable. Completely understandable.

5:49

I need a good logo. I needed

5:51

good colors. So I like the navy

5:53

blue and yellow kind of pops to

5:56

me. You know, it kind of pops.

5:58

And I needed an obscure team. that

6:00

wasn't necessarily like, you know, big dogs

6:02

in the league, so I could ride

6:04

with them, you know what I mean?

6:07

So, and they were trying to sell

6:09

me out of Padres, I got some

6:11

partners from San Diego that are extremely

6:13

mad at me for picking the, they're

6:16

pissed off. They're like, don't wear that

6:18

shit when you come back to the

6:20

city, like, and they're dead serious. It's

6:22

also gang related in the same area.

6:25

This had this gang related that I

6:27

have, but it's all good. But they

6:29

played Pittsburgh, it's all good. But they

6:31

played Pittsburgh. But they played Pittsburgh. But

6:34

they played Pittsburgh. May 22nd through 25th.

6:36

What's up? You want to go? I'm

6:38

traveling to see my squad bro. I'll

6:41

go. They're in the same division, so

6:43

they'll play each other four times every

6:45

year. Yeah, there could be some in

6:47

Milwaukee too. Oh, okay. So we could

6:50

just go up from here. 22nd through

6:52

25th as well. But if y'all are

6:54

going to... I would like to go

6:56

to Pittsburgh so I've never been to

6:59

that ballpark. Do you want to come?

7:01

That's why I would like to go

7:03

to Pittsburgh. I'll take you to Perogi

7:05

Mountain. Nice. What's that? The restaurant? That

7:08

sounds good. It's not a mountain? No,

7:10

I wish. I really wish. What's the

7:12

place that kicked out J. Vance? Oh,

7:14

I really wish. What's the place that

7:17

kicked out? What's going to play them?

7:19

I never got to see. I did

7:21

go to some place, we got some

7:24

meat bowl somewhere though. I don't remember

7:26

both. Yeah, listen, for Mandy Broses, the

7:28

concept is great and I feel like

7:30

you have to go there. It's a

7:33

play to beige, it's played a tacky.

7:35

It's played a beige, it's played a

7:37

tacky. It's bread, coleslaw, french fries and

7:39

pastrami. Every type of lunch meat that

7:42

you can buy, there is stuff that's

7:44

the best way you can. I'm scheduled

7:46

peeping. I'm looking ahead at some things,

7:48

not in baseball, but I'm trying to

7:51

time, I gotta go to a caps

7:53

game before the end of the season,

7:55

because I want to time it to

7:58

see OVie's record-breaking. goal. That's right. He's

8:00

got four left now. So I'm looking

8:02

at the schedule coming up and seeing

8:04

what games I can make to the

8:07

last game of the season feels like

8:09

if you're writing a script, it's going

8:11

to be at Pittsburgh against Sydney April

8:13

17th. What day of the week is

8:16

April 17th? It's a Thursday? And it

8:18

looks like at the islanders on Tuesday,

8:20

the 15th. You're going to have to

8:22

travel. I might have to travel to

8:25

see this goal. I might have to

8:27

go goal hunting. I saw his like

8:29

eight, I think it was 800 maybe.

8:32

Yeah. Just randomly, he was playing in

8:34

New Jersey. Yeah. And I was at

8:36

the game. Do post-season goals count? They

8:38

do not. Unfortunately. So it's going to

8:41

be the most anti-climactic thing in the

8:43

world if he doesn't get it this

8:45

year. And then you have to wait

8:47

an entire season. How much does he

8:50

skate a game? That's a good question.

8:52

So not not long so 20 minute

8:54

periods. So we're looking I'm talking distance.

8:56

Yeah, oh distance I don't know what

8:59

the distance on ice covered is I

9:01

think he probably averages like 23 minutes

9:03

a game. Okay, 24 Let's see ice

9:06

skating distance in an hl game. Let's

9:08

look this up Up to five miles

9:10

Damn people skate up to five miles

9:12

in a hockey game. Yeah, those are

9:15

the young guys. Yeah, I don't think

9:17

he's moving much Yeah, Ovi he probably

9:19

I would put him a little bit

9:21

under that probably like four miles a

9:24

mile under Yeah, probably mile. He likes

9:26

to you know He's not the he's

9:28

not the hardest worker all the time

9:30

on defense, but in the playoffs he

9:33

will be He he's one of those

9:35

players that even bitter rivals like him.

9:37

I think so Who else is in

9:40

that? in hockey anywhere anywhere any other

9:42

sport because people hated Tom Brady yeah

9:44

I think Josh Allen might be like

9:46

that you think so I think so

9:49

if you don't win I think people

9:51

are more likely to be like I

9:53

respect the hell out of that guy

9:55

and then once you start winning Nicki

9:58

smokes like Josh Allen no he's dad

10:00

well he loves him he's daddy oh

10:02

he is dad okay I feel like

10:04

everyone loves Cooper flag right now yeah

10:07

he hasn't hasn't made it to the

10:09

pros yet but you think everybody loves

10:11

Cooper flag yeah it's weird because he's

10:13

a Duke guy so we should hate

10:16

him right now nobody hates him right

10:18

now he's too good I think I

10:20

think Jayden might be like that in

10:23

the NFL in the NFL You don't

10:25

think you're biased? I might be a

10:27

little bit biased on that, but I

10:29

do, I see a lot of players

10:32

being like, I love that guy, love

10:34

watching him play. You can't compare his

10:36

level to OVs right now. No, absolutely.

10:38

Yeah, yeah. But I think he's in

10:41

that zone where if he starts winning

10:43

more, then people will absolutely hate him.

10:45

Yeah. Everybody, people hate Sydney Crosby. I

10:47

think it might have to do with

10:50

a beard. Is it beard? permanent red.

10:52

Yeah, Ovi is, I think it's the

10:54

smiling, I think it's the beard, I

10:57

think it's just the Russian aspect where

10:59

he's like the epitome of a Russian

11:01

party animal. So everyone's just like that

11:03

guy's a machine. I think if you

11:06

if you are able to drink a

11:08

lot of alcohol and you're also great

11:10

at a sport at the same time,

11:12

people will be like, fuck yeah, I

11:15

respect you. Like Patrick, my home's dad.

11:17

Everyone's like everybody respects him. God damn

11:19

I respect I respect that man So

11:21

yeah, I gotta figure out which one

11:24

of these games I'm gonna I'm gonna

11:26

go to but there would be It

11:28

would be such a bad trip to

11:31

be like I'm gonna go to Columbus

11:33

For a Saturday game because I think

11:35

that's where he's gonna break the record

11:37

and then you go to the game

11:40

and he doesn't break the record and

11:42

then you're just like I spent a

11:44

lot of money on an average game

11:46

middle of Ohio Yeah, I gotta figure

11:49

out figure out how to leave Ohio

11:51

no disrespect respect mad dog It's a

11:53

near impossible task. I get it. How

11:55

many games are left? Let's see, five

11:58

or six? I think eight. Oh. I

12:00

think you've got to start going when

12:02

he has... two left. Five, six, seven,

12:05

eight. Yeah, eight games left. So he

12:07

needs four more? He needs four more

12:09

to break the record. What's the biggest

12:11

milestone sporting event you've ever been to

12:14

in person? I was at Freddie Ado's

12:16

first game. That's huge. Oh my God.

12:18

I love Freddie Ado. I love Freddie

12:20

Ado. He was the prince that was

12:23

promised. Yeah, supposed to be the Savior.

12:25

Yeah, I think he was 14 or

12:27

15 years old at this game. Played

12:29

for DC United. They were marketing it

12:32

up so hard. They were like, Freddy,

12:34

dude, the future of American soccer, watch

12:36

him make his debut. So I went

12:38

with my dad and my brother. We

12:41

go to this DC United game at

12:43

RFK Stadium, and he doesn't get into

12:45

like the 70th minute of the game.

12:48

Yeah, on for 10 minutes, everybody in

12:50

the stadium was like, what the fuck?

12:52

Yeah. Yeah. Because I've seen I don't

12:54

think I've ever witnessed history. I saw

12:57

a Stanley Cup that was cool That's

12:59

cool. Yeah, but it's not it's not

13:01

a milestone. I watched We played against

13:03

Peyton when I think he broke the

13:06

touchdown record against us if I'm not

13:08

mistaken. Yeah, did a party you want

13:10

that to happen? Didn't really care. Yeah,

13:12

okay I can't play defense. I was

13:15

like yeah, right I mean is what

13:17

it is. Drew Breeze went on a

13:19

hot streak for like a year and

13:22

a half, two years where he, like

13:24

every other week he was breaking another

13:26

passing record. Yeah. And they would stop

13:28

the game and like bring a special

13:31

football out to him and do the

13:33

laminated paper. The laminated paper. And it

13:35

would always be the him and like

13:37

bring a special football out to him

13:40

and that laminated paper. The laminated half

13:42

football and it would always be like.

13:44

Look at me, dad, I'm here too.

13:46

Oprah trying to wipe his birthmark is

13:49

my favorite video of all time. a

13:51

good one. Aaron, have you seen that?

13:53

I've not seen that. You got to

13:56

pull that up. Oprah tried to wipe

13:58

his birthmark off. She was like, you

14:00

got something on your face. Yeah, that's

14:02

true. No. The anus logo has Drewbury's

14:05

birthmark now since he retired. We took

14:07

it. Does it really? Yeah. Where is

14:09

it? Is it hidden? No, it's just

14:11

right there. Right where it would be

14:14

if it was on his face. I

14:16

love that. Upper left quadrant. I love

14:18

it. So today we're going to be

14:20

talking about the sun simulation theory, which

14:23

is a wild wild internet theory that

14:25

we talked about just a little bit

14:27

a couple weeks ago They replaced the

14:30

sun guys. I don't know if you've

14:32

noticed this but it's a different sun.

14:34

It's all but proven It's not as

14:36

good as the old sun And we've

14:39

also got some news that we got

14:41

to talk about real quick Big T.

14:43

I wanted to get your your thoughts

14:45

on the rampant hate crimes in this

14:48

nation What? You're going

14:50

to have to be more specific. Are

14:52

we going to do the guessing game

14:54

or are we going to... Tesla's are

14:56

being spray painted. Oh yeah. Yeah. Which

14:58

is maybe the dumbest car to vandalize

15:00

because one of the main features especially

15:02

on the cyber truck is there are

15:04

cameras that are on all the time

15:06

that will catch you. But I'm thankful

15:08

for it because did you see that

15:10

girl rub her perfect ass on the

15:12

door? Oh, I don't choose like making

15:14

up for all the bad stuff. Right.

15:16

Yeah, I'll rub this. But like if

15:18

if I would get a test left

15:20

that was happening. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You

15:22

got you you got to see this

15:24

ass. Yeah, like if you're if you're

15:26

anti Tesla and you're doing that that's

15:28

that's backfiring big time. Have you ever

15:30

seen an ass and it's like, you

15:32

know those fish that are on the

15:34

bottom of sharks? Oh, you know what

15:36

somebody should do? For the content, we're

15:38

going to get to a point I

15:40

think where somebody's going to go up

15:42

to a Tesla, they're going to have

15:45

like a Molotov cocktail in their hand,

15:47

and they're going to get up real

15:49

close, and they're going to look like

15:51

they're going to throw it, then blow

15:53

it out, put it on the ground.

15:55

and pull up

15:57

a sign that says,

15:59

thank you, Elon.

16:01

Like the guy's burning

16:03

jerseys. I

16:07

would love that. Do you live in Lincoln

16:09

Park? I do not. Okay, I do. Do

16:11

you have the Citizen app? I do have

16:14

the Citizen app, yeah. It drains the battery

16:16

in Chicago, first of all. Yeah. Good God.

16:18

But in Lincoln Park, there's a ring doorbell

16:20

pisser and it's the funniest thing. He'll go

16:22

right up and just piss on your ring

16:24

doorbell. I haven't seen that. Yeah. Is his

16:26

face out there? No, but his dick is.

16:28

Right. But if you're going up to a

16:30

ring, does he wear a mask? Yeah. And

16:35

he'll just go piss on your ring doorbell.

16:37

What an odd. I don't know how this has

16:39

not come across my desk yet. Oh

16:42

my God, I just got a ring note.

16:44

Somebody's at my front door right now. And

16:46

he's hydrated as fuck. Let's see. He's

16:50

carrying packages. That's probably where he keeps. That's where he

16:52

keeps all his piss. His diapers. That shit's not gonna

16:54

be there when you get home, buddy. Probably.

16:57

Probably. I'm

17:01

dealing with an injured dog this morning.

17:03

So Blake was limping around on his

17:05

back leg and I don't know how

17:07

to diagnose a dog injury. Because the

17:09

best of my knowledge, you just have

17:11

to grab the limb and then pinch

17:13

it until he gets really pissed off

17:15

at you. But he's trying to tough

17:17

it out when I'm pinching him so

17:19

he just stares at me. Did he

17:21

learn that from you? Yeah, probably. He's

17:23

just like his dad. The

17:26

funniest thing with Blake was he, when

17:28

I brought him to the office one

17:30

time, he was a little puppy, probably

17:32

like six months old, and Zah came

17:34

around the corner and he started barking

17:36

his head off at Zah. And I

17:39

was like, oh fuck, do I have

17:41

a racist dog? Yeah. Because those exist.

17:43

Yeah, right. dogs, they bark at African

17:45

-Americans. And

17:47

I was, yeah, I was

17:49

very embarrassed about it. And

17:51

then I was picking Blake

17:54

up from daycare one day

17:56

and there was a little

17:58

person that was picking her

18:00

dog up and he started

18:02

barking at that lady. Okay. So

18:05

turns out he's not racist, he just doesn't like short

18:07

people. But he can differentiate little people and children. He

18:09

can different, yeah, little people and he can

18:11

also differentiate little people and me, which

18:13

I felt really good about. That's really

18:15

good. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, okay.

18:17

All right. If he barks at you

18:20

as soon as you take your Nike's

18:22

off. Yeah. He's like, hey, hey. Put

18:24

the 720's back on. Big T right

18:26

now is, I don't know if. bad

18:28

day you're deep in the fog because

18:30

you stayed up doing stool after dark

18:32

yeah which listen i have a good

18:35

time whenever i do that show but the

18:37

premise of that show is like lock yourself

18:39

in hell for as long as possible

18:41

and this one was particularly bad

18:43

because it was so inane like

18:46

we were just sitting there go

18:48

heads even Female like we

18:50

did and you just sat it's remarkable.

18:52

We finished it in eight hours whatever

18:55

it was So what were the things

18:57

that you had to do and did

18:59

you have to get like all 16

19:01

in a row? Yeah 17 17 But

19:03

every hour we earned a mulligan, but

19:06

even if you had a mulligan like

19:08

that's only one doovers I mean it's

19:10

still not a great proposition, but we

19:13

so it was flip a coin What

19:15

was second red or black card?

19:17

Rolla die even erod even erod

19:19

Guess a random celebrity

19:21

generator, male or female.

19:23

Can I ask this? You didn't even

19:26

need different tasks. If

19:28

they're all 50-50. Why? I guess it

19:30

was for the stream. Also, some of

19:32

them were not 50-50 at all. Like,

19:35

Tate put a hand of blackjack

19:37

on there. I said, have you

19:39

ever been to a casino? Brother?

19:41

It's not 50-50. They don't build

19:44

those casinos based on 50-50. No.

19:46

And so we're just sitting there

19:48

for hours getting fucked on Blackjack.

19:50

Then we had a Mency free

19:52

throw. Mency told us he was

19:55

a 50% free throw shooter. He's

19:57

about 12. He actually did a

19:59

good job. Once we locked in, I

20:01

mean there was a bunch of shit

20:03

on there, guessing gender reveals. And then

20:05

we finished it for 30, which is

20:07

far sooner than I would have anticipated.

20:09

Now can you guess the gender reveal

20:12

based on the vibe of the parents?

20:14

So that's what we were going for.

20:16

So like, and Lucas kept picking ones

20:18

where the guy, where the parents already

20:20

had two girls, so you're like, well

20:22

do we? I mean this guy, this

20:24

guy makes girls, but like now the

20:26

gambler's fallacy are like a boy's got

20:28

to be coming at some point. He's

20:30

doing. Yeah, so that was a whole

20:32

thing. I would think it would be

20:35

more likely that it would be a

20:37

girl because if it's uploaded online, probably

20:39

the premise of the video is this

20:41

guy really wants a son, watch how

20:43

disappointed he is. That's an interesting thing.

20:45

Wow. Yeah, that's an interesting point of

20:47

view. They were, I think everyone, everyone

20:49

we got everyone, we got, we got

20:51

there, we got there, we got there,

20:53

we got there, we got there, we

20:55

got there, we got there, we got

20:57

there, we got there a few, we

21:00

got there a few, we got there

21:02

a few, we got there a few,

21:04

we got there a few, we got

21:06

there a few, we got there a

21:08

few, we got there a few, we

21:10

got there a few, we got there

21:12

a few, we got there a few,

21:14

we got there a few, we got

21:16

So were these gender reveals at the

21:18

kids' 18th birthday big T? No, they

21:20

were prior to the birth. Oh, okay.

21:22

Kind of wild. It's a little fucked

21:25

up. Yeah. Hmm. Does Elon Musk only

21:27

have boysons? Like I know that he

21:29

has one trans daughter. Yeah. But were

21:31

all of his kids male at birth?

21:33

I believe he has one other female

21:35

daughter. But his female daughter was... through

21:37

via sex. Aren't the other ones kind

21:39

of in semination? Yeah. So is he

21:41

picking? I think he might be choosing.

21:43

That's the theory is that he's choosing

21:45

male. He's doing like genetic. Oh God,

21:48

what's the word for it? Seating. CRISPR.

21:50

CRISPR. Yeah. That's the theory and to

21:52

make like strong alpha. I'm a fan.

21:54

That technology is is already available. Like

21:56

if I wanted to have a kid

21:58

in vitro. For someone like Elon, yeah.

22:00

I think you could choose like eye

22:02

color, hair color, stuff like that. It's

22:04

like build a bear. It's like gatica.

22:06

Yeah, it's gatica. That's the, I think

22:08

that's the future. You're in front of

22:10

CRISPR? Only male children? If you can

22:13

eliminate like genetic diseases and stuff. Yeah,

22:15

that's, see that's the, that's the slippery

22:17

slope. Then it's, yeah, I want my

22:19

kid to be good. Oh shit. I

22:21

want my kid to be a super

22:23

math genius. And then you go down

22:25

this rabbit hole of, I want, I

22:27

want only a white civilization, I want

22:29

only black civilly, it could get weird.

22:31

I want to fast. I want a

22:33

superstar athlete as a son. Do it

22:35

the old-fashioned way. Yeah. Yeah, do the

22:38

old-fashioned way. Lose respect and beat him.

22:40

Yeah. Come on. Look at Tua. Joe

22:42

Jackson did it. It's his dad. It's

22:44

his dad on him. Tua. Apparently every

22:46

pick that he threw his dad would

22:48

hit him with a belt. Really? Yeah.

22:50

Yeah. Is it real, bro? I believe

22:52

so. I believe Tewa's dad was pretty.

22:54

And that's, yeah. James Winston's dad was

22:56

the same way. And then he had

22:58

to get Tommy John. That thing wore

23:01

out. No, James Winston's dad's a good

23:03

guy. I shouldn't say that because I

23:05

think his dad is like a famous

23:07

detective, famous cop. We were down in

23:09

New Orleans interviewing him. I think it

23:11

was his dad, either that or his

23:13

grandfather, that came up to us after

23:15

the interview. And he handed us his

23:17

card and he goes, Google me. Just

23:19

Google me. That's all he said. And

23:21

then I was like, oh shit, then

23:23

I googled him and he's like the

23:26

most famous detective in the history of

23:28

New Orleans. That would be, that's the

23:30

coolest thing I've ever heard. Yeah, it's

23:32

pretty awesome. So no disrespect to Jamis.

23:34

The Giants are going to lead the

23:36

league in giggles next year per Jamis.

23:38

Hey, yo. It's true. Yeah. I didn't

23:40

know this. If I didn't perform well,

23:42

perform the way I was supposed to.

23:44

So I'm going to, I'm going to,

23:46

I'm going to get it. I'm going

23:48

to get it after get it after.

23:51

Well the good news is he's traded

23:53

that for just getting debilitating head injuries

23:56

every time it goes out there. Yeah,

23:58

yeah, well I mean let's play the

24:00

you know Let's play double advocate here.

24:02

It's a guy like what, a hundred

24:05

M's? It worked. Yeah. He's an

24:07

NFL quarterback. He's a

24:10

starting NFL quarterback, first

24:12

round pick, top 10 pick. None

24:14

of his friends that he grew

24:16

up with an NFL quarterback, so

24:19

I mean, maybe on or something.

24:21

Think of how good AP's kid's

24:24

gonna be. Holy shit. He's

24:26

never gonna throw an interception.

24:28

Sarcasm, don't beat your kids.

24:30

No. Big T in the

24:32

news today that you sent

24:35

over a couple things to

24:37

discuss. You put RICO here and

24:39

that Big T does a news

24:41

round up every day? Yeah. And

24:44

so in today's news, RICO Bosco

24:46

is on a bus. Well, it

24:48

was, you're, what's your point?

24:50

I'm just saying he's... The

24:52

story was not, RICO is

24:55

on a bus. I said... Well, I don't even

24:57

remember what I said. How much would

24:59

you have to get paid to write?

25:01

I agree. I don't think that Warrington

25:03

snapping. You okay, bro? No, I'm not.

25:05

I slept from seven to nine, woke

25:07

up, came straight here. What the fuck

25:09

is your point, PFC? Well, he said

25:11

it like I did. Yeah, there was

25:13

a point to it. You said it

25:15

in a bad way. I tried to

25:17

be like, Big T, you still hate

25:19

Rico Bosco. That's what I want. No,

25:22

I like Rico. We're in peace times.

25:24

We had good discussion yesterday about the

25:26

bus. Yeah. So the question that you

25:28

did pose was how much would you have

25:30

to get paid to ride a Greyhound

25:32

bus for 57 hours? He thought it

25:34

was a 57 hour? Correct. Yeah, he

25:36

has to go from... Yeah, not just

25:38

he wrote a bus. New York to

25:40

say there's a point. Oh, I want

25:42

to go home. Do you remember two

25:44

years ago when, I guess it was

25:46

last year probably, when RICO had to

25:48

ride a bus to Chicago and he

25:50

had to come up with a

25:52

hashtag for it and it was

25:54

hashtag Bosco buses to brackets? When

25:57

RICO Busco was right there the

25:59

entire time. So he's going to

26:01

be on there for 57 hours. The

26:03

people that you would meet on the

26:05

Greyhound bus. So he's going to be

26:08

on there for 57 hours. The people

26:10

that you would meet on the Greyhound

26:12

bus. I think if you're like an

26:14

outgoing person that can talk to people

26:17

easily, you might have an enjoyable time

26:19

for 10 of those hours. But I

26:21

think Rico is going to be kind

26:23

of in his shell a little bit.

26:26

And I would say that. Zero of

26:28

those hours will be fun for him.

26:30

Nobody on a bus is ever happy.

26:32

No No, not even the driver and

26:35

No, no. Have you ever have you

26:37

ever had to go poop on a

26:39

bus? No, I could hold my poop

26:41

for weeks Yeah, honest God. I was

26:44

afraid of public restrooms in college. So

26:46

I train I you know like when

26:48

you have to shit really bad and

26:50

you're in the process of all you

26:53

can think about is holding it back.

26:55

I could fall asleep in is holding

26:57

it back. I could fall asleep in

26:59

that feeling. Yeah, but it became enjoyable

27:02

at a point. Your body just... I

27:04

could hold forever. Operates at maximum efficiency.

27:06

You don't create waste anymore? Yeah. That's

27:08

good. Yeah, I don't do public... You

27:11

can't do it. I try not to,

27:13

but when you gotta go, you gotta

27:15

go. Do you consider like the office

27:17

public? Sure do. So nothing other than

27:20

your house. And you two both have

27:22

distinct shoes oftentimes. Yes, so I know.

27:24

You can see big tea shoes. Yeah.

27:26

Yeah. I'm very regular. I'm very regular.

27:29

How long did you wait before? If

27:31

you're in a relationship and you're sharing

27:33

a living space. I'm scowling the whole

27:35

time. I live with my girlfriend and

27:38

I was uncomfortable that talk. Yeah. Because

27:40

I used to, like when you don't

27:42

talk about that, like how long did

27:44

you wait before? If you're in a

27:47

relationship and you're sharing a living space.

27:49

You got to spend the extra like

27:51

100 bucks a month to get the

27:53

second bathroom. Yeah, you have to. You

27:56

do. But if you don't, then it

27:58

can, you have to have that talk

28:00

pretty early. Yeah. Because at some point

28:02

somebody's going to need to be

28:05

getting ready in the morning. Yeah.

28:07

And it turns out girls take

28:09

a lot longer than guys to

28:11

get ready. Mm-hmm. And what's the

28:14

talk? What talk are you guys

28:16

having? I'm a, I do defecate.

28:18

I, yeah. But like, just so

28:20

I don't want her to know.

28:22

There's something about, you should know.

28:24

I should. There's this thing I

28:27

do once or twice a day.

28:29

and she ran out for like

28:31

coffee and I was like perfect

28:33

I go I finish and I look and there

28:35

I would rather there be no toilet

28:37

paper but there was just a little bit

28:39

yeah so I used it and then I

28:42

would have to replace the roll but

28:44

what I did was used it all through

28:46

it I threw away the tube outside so

28:48

she wouldn't see the tube in the the

28:50

the garbage can and then I looked through

28:53

her shit to try to find where she

28:55

keeps her toilet paper and I had taken

28:57

a picture of the roll And so I've

28:59

got the exact amount that was left and

29:02

I threw away all the clean toilet paper.

29:04

Just because I couldn't have, like she was

29:06

like, I couldn't do it just yet. I

29:08

love that story because you're talking about it

29:10

like it's jacking off, you're like, so she

29:12

was running out for coffee, I knew she

29:15

wasn't going to be in the house. I

29:17

knew I had six minutes. So I go,

29:19

I finished. I used the toilet paper. Yeah,

29:21

I've never been like that dog. I usually

29:23

say oh, I'm about the boo I don't

29:25

know if you want to be around or

29:27

what happened But it's about that some couples

29:30

are comfortable with shitting in the bathroom

29:32

while the other person is there good

29:34

God It gets it gets there for

29:36

sure like it always gets there No,

29:38

it doesn't always get there KB I've

29:40

talked to him about this I've vented

29:43

and wax poetic to him he first

29:45

time going over to like his girlfriend's

29:47

house He would shit with door open

29:49

go right in Establish it. Yeah, it's like

29:51

what you have to do in prison. Yeah,

29:53

right walk in punch guy on the first

29:56

day. Take the biggest shit. Yeah, it's my

29:58

toilet now. Yeah, that that does. It does

30:00

set a tone where it's like, if

30:02

he just proceeds to take normal shits

30:05

from that point on, then it's okay,

30:07

everything's cool. So I've always heard of

30:09

like women doing what y'all are talking

30:11

about right now, where they're like very

30:13

timid about boo-boing around a man. That

30:16

makes sense, you know, they're kind of

30:18

like, I don't want that man. But

30:20

like, dudes is always like, yo, I

30:22

gotta go, like, this is weird to

30:25

me, boo-boo in front of you. Sure.

30:27

I won't say I have to go

30:29

take a shit. I'll be like I

30:31

have to go use the restroom. I

30:34

have to go freshen up. Nikki smokes

30:36

is like that too. He's like, I

30:38

got to go powder my nose. Yeah,

30:40

that's what he says. That's what he

30:43

says. Wow. It is what it is.

30:45

If I got to go, I got

30:47

to, like, public restrooms. Like that is.

30:49

directly correlate. Like I'll be an optimist

30:52

when public restrooms are nice. Well you

30:54

know who has the, I mean even

30:56

you would love to take a shit

30:58

in a buccies. Oh really? When you

31:01

come down to Houston, I'm gonna take

31:03

you to a buccies when you gotta...

31:05

You're gonna take me there to shit?

31:07

But you could eat off the floor.

31:10

Oh do they... Do the doors go

31:12

to the ground though? I think they're

31:14

bigger. If they don't go to the

31:16

ground, they're real stalls. They're like real

31:19

stalls. Okay. Yeah. It's like a separate

31:21

room. It's one of their it's one

31:23

of their things. Shitting in a Delta

31:25

lounge is better than shitting at home.

31:28

Delta lounge is good. Yes. Really? Yeah,

31:30

it's like you get your own little

31:32

study. Okay. Never been to a dental

31:34

lounge. I'm a united guy. Okay. I

31:36

love the, uh, I love the, uh...

31:39

dive bar bathrooms like the grungeer the

31:41

better not to shit in but I

31:43

just I just love experiencing them yeah

31:45

not as urine all over the floor

31:48

yeah but they're kind of fun like

31:50

they got the trough there they got

31:52

a lot of phone numbers written down

31:54

and then somebody writes like is gay

31:57

next to it yeah always on every

31:59

wall yeah Yeah, you're a trough guy.

32:01

I mean, yeah, yeah, guilty as charged. I like

32:03

a good trough. I was at Wrigley Field

32:06

for, I think this was the

32:08

Northwestern Iowa football game. And somebody

32:10

went into the bathroom as I was

32:12

pissing in the trough and they went

32:15

up to it and pulled their pants down

32:17

and started to take a shit in

32:19

the trough. In the trough, yeah. You get

32:21

to see like the fringes of

32:23

society, any place there's a trough.

32:25

What was the final score of that

32:28

game? I want to guess. 10 to 3.

32:30

It might have been 17 3.

32:32

Was this 2023? This was

32:34

2023. Yes, 10 7 Iowa

32:36

10 7. Yeah, went to

32:38

that score that touchdown on

32:41

offense or I'm gonna look,

32:43

I don't know. We left

32:45

before the game was over.

32:47

I went there with Hank

32:49

and Tiffany Gomez Yeah,

32:52

Deacon Hill did throw

32:54

he threw for 65 whole

32:56

yards in one touchdown It

32:58

was a bad football game. Is

33:01

this before or after Hank fucked

33:03

her? This would be, it still

33:05

might be before. Okay. Yeah. We

33:08

could censor that. Yeah, before Hank,

33:10

before Hank fucks this girl that

33:13

just walked in the office, let

33:15

me talk to her real quick.

33:17

That's what we say anytime there's

33:20

a female. Also in the news

33:22

today from Big T.

33:24

Argentina is declassifying documents

33:27

about Nazi relocation after

33:29

World War II. You

33:31

know, shit on that

33:33

one too, Pony Boy? Potential

33:35

links to Hitler. Pony Boy. I

33:38

don't know. I heard in a

33:40

movie somewhere. I guess you have

33:42

a pony tail. I don't know

33:44

where it came from. Heard it

33:46

somewhere. Pony might stick. Pony Boy

33:48

is from the outsiders. I

33:50

don't know what that means. No, yeah,

33:52

this is good. No, I'm not going

33:55

to shit on this. I'm not angry,

33:57

I'm just so, I just want to

33:59

go. How are you going to shit

34:01

on Nazis who escaped persecution? How are

34:03

you going to shit on that one

34:05

too, pony boy? Did you just ask

34:07

me if I'm going to shit on

34:10

Nazis who escaped persecution and prosecution? Yeah,

34:12

I don't know this one. I don't

34:14

know. I don't know. I don't know.

34:16

How are you going to shit on

34:18

Nazis, buddy? Good luck. Apparently, Argentina is

34:20

declassifying all their files. about the fugitives

34:22

that fled Germany and settled in Argentina

34:24

after World War II. So they're going

34:26

to talk about bank accounts and records

34:28

and show, they called them rat lines,

34:30

which is, those are the methods of

34:32

escape that the Nazis used after World

34:34

War II to get from Europe down

34:36

to Argentina. Some people have said that

34:38

Hitler escaped in a submarine and then

34:40

went down to Argentina and then lived

34:42

in... anonymity for a while, but there

34:45

are definitely some that have been caught.

34:47

Adolf Eichmann was caught. Joseph Mingel, the

34:49

Angel of Death, he was caught. That's

34:51

good. So yeah, Malay, he says that

34:53

he's going to declassify these documents. There's

34:55

been a lot of talk about just

34:57

like opening up the books on a

34:59

lot of stuff, and we haven't really

35:01

seen anything cool. Like talking about JFK,

35:03

the assassination. Did anything come from that?

35:05

Yeah, this one guy says that there's

35:07

a video of Lee Harvey Oswald just

35:09

chilling on the street at the time

35:11

that JFK was shot, but we still

35:13

haven't seen that video probably because it

35:15

might not exist. No, I believe him.

35:17

Yeah, so that's that's really the only

35:20

thing. We look through some of the

35:22

documents. There's like 80,000 pages. So I

35:24

think we'll have to take like two

35:26

months before somebody can actually read all

35:28

this shit. So, yeah, people have been

35:30

speculating about like what if Hitler survived,

35:32

what if he's in Antarctica. Because all

35:34

we found was his bones that were

35:36

on fire, because the Russians burned him.

35:38

Or no, I think the German, I

35:40

think he shot himself. Then the Germans

35:42

burned him. Then the Russians found his

35:44

body. And then now if you want,

35:46

if you. choose to

35:48

believe that he's still

35:50

alive, you can

35:52

do that because we

35:55

don't have like

35:57

his actual body that

35:59

you can look

36:01

at. By the way,

36:03

I was watching

36:05

a video on the

36:07

raid that killed

36:09

Bin Laden the other

36:11

day. So

36:13

they got his body, they flew

36:15

away with him and then they positively

36:17

ID 'ed him and they put him

36:20

on a boat and they didn't

36:22

want him to have a grave site

36:24

that people could visit or desecrate

36:26

or do it. They didn't want a

36:28

place that people would gather and

36:30

get violent. So they took his body

36:32

and according to what the seals

36:34

say, they gave him like a proper

36:36

Islamic burial where they like read

36:38

passages from the Quran and then they

36:40

wrapped them in chains and threw

36:42

them into the ocean. So

36:44

how proper, how respectful do

36:47

you think the Navy Seals

36:49

burial ceremony of Bin Laden

36:51

actually was? You

36:54

can't think it was

36:56

too cooth. No, probably not.

37:00

They probably did the accent. Yeah, I

37:02

can't imagine that they, I think they

37:04

wanted to put out that it was

37:06

respectful so that people wouldn't get super

37:08

pissed off but I can't imagine that

37:10

it was like a sovereign. like Big

37:12

T, would that piss you off if

37:14

it was too respectful? Yes. There we

37:16

go, yes. What's the exact line of

37:18

respect that they should have shown him? Not

37:22

much, if any. Yeah. Was it his

37:24

hard driver Saddam Hussein's that had hilarious memes?

37:26

I think it was Osama. Osama, yeah.

37:28

had a ton of porn and memes. Yeah,

37:30

he had like a Dewey from Malcolm

37:33

in the Middle and like with a blunt

37:35

in front of a bottle of lean.

37:37

That's awesome. Really? Yeah. And

37:39

then he had, he was really into

37:41

Disney movies. Yeah. He had a ton of,

37:43

I think they were VHS. He had

37:45

like every Disney movie ever. What was his

37:47

porn taste? That was about to ask

37:49

that. I don't recall, I just know that

37:51

he should be. If he was a

37:54

POV guy like me, like, he just, What

37:57

are you, I'm a POV man. like

38:00

yeah point of view. Oh

38:02

just the camera looking down. Yeah Cuz

38:05

I like I just like I like

38:07

looking down just like that's mine. Yeah

38:09

feels good Feels good do it do it.

38:11

It's like, you know like a little

38:13

Apple vision pro on I did that once

38:15

and I clicked the video And it

38:17

started and it was POV, but I was

38:19

the chick and I had to exit

38:21

out so fast I

38:24

get a nightmare.

38:26

Yeah, never again So

38:29

apparently they they did find some

38:32

porn, but it's

38:34

classified That's

38:37

what they should be declassifying. Yeah, he probably

38:39

has some really good taste That's what that

38:41

means. They want to be like they don't want

38:43

they don't want him to have taste if it was really

38:45

good Would you feel guilty? Yeah jerking

38:47

off the Osama's porn. Yeah, I'd be like

38:49

am I tears? Yeah, right. This is

38:51

a slippery slope like does he have Alexis

38:53

Texas on there? Yeah, it's just a

38:55

part of the Venn diagram that intersects. Yes,

38:57

all that is. Yeah, I'm gonna guess you These

39:00

kind of guys they probably had

39:02

some Haram things. Yeah, I would

39:04

point is a wrong. Yeah, but

39:06

you know what I'm saying like

39:08

very Yeah, like

39:10

what you spend you spend that much

39:13

time hanging out with a bunch of shirtless

39:15

dudes doing the monkey bars You start to

39:17

explore some some deep parts of your

39:19

brain. Yeah. Oh, you're saying Osama was

39:21

gay Maybe could

39:23

be he should have hooped tall as hell.

39:26

Yeah, what was he was tall? He

39:28

was like six six five six six something

39:30

like that six seven was it that

39:32

said yeah, you should have hooped

39:34

Terry Rozier Rozier, yeah, Rozier Big

39:36

T. Do you have any comment? I guess you

39:38

didn't see the the nuggets game last night.

39:40

Did you? No, we heard about it when it

39:42

was in double overtime and like didn't turn

39:44

it on. Yeah, 60 points for Joker Westbrook

39:48

Misses a layup saw the yeah

39:51

in a foul with point one seconds left That

39:54

to me I think is maybe the

39:56

most pressure -packed situation in sports when

39:58

there's like point one second left Or there's

40:00

like no time on the clock and

40:02

you have to get up there and

40:05

hit two free throws. It's up

40:07

there. All right. There's a few

40:09

if you debate's kicking off over

40:11

on my side of Twitter. Oh,

40:13

before you get to that, your

40:15

side of Twitter just reminded me.

40:17

I think we'd uncovered a

40:20

two Americans thing early in this

40:22

podcast. White people say poo-boo.

40:24

What do you think the

40:27

differences? Pupu was always

40:29

like what I heard like toddlers

40:31

say like children say yeah do you

40:33

know people saying poo poo yeah I

40:36

think I think it was don't

40:38

poop I got a poop poop right I

40:40

took a big poo poo poo I don't

40:42

like poo you don't like poo

40:44

no even the singular is worse

40:46

than repeating it because

40:48

I I don't think I ever

40:51

heard somebody say boo boo talking

40:53

about poop until roses by

40:55

outcast came out Mm-hmm. Roses

40:57

really smell like boo-boo-oo.

41:00

And for a while

41:02

I was saying poo-poo-poo.

41:04

I thought that was

41:07

just oo-oo-oo-oo. No, then my

41:09

friend Wayne was like, no,

41:11

it's boo- I don't think

41:13

it's- I don't think there's

41:16

a bee in there. I think it's,

41:18

I think it's, I think

41:20

it's, woo, woo, oo-oo-oo, like

41:22

that I thought the lyrics

41:25

wrong one time. on those

41:27

on the internet. What was

41:29

it? Big boy corrected it

41:31

on Twitter. I forget what

41:34

song it was though. Sure,

41:36

it's Googleable.

41:38

But yeah, I don't know.

41:40

I've always said boo-boo.

41:42

I wonder why that

41:44

is. Are you a regional

41:47

thing too? Start to

41:49

interrupt Aaron. What's going

41:51

on on your side of

41:54

Twitter? I feel like

41:56

it's a good debate to have.

41:58

What about will? Well,

42:01

it's just between those two okay,

42:03

maybe not of all time who's

42:05

better joke or shack. Yeah, it's

42:07

between those two Who is a

42:09

hmm? No, I don't think I

42:11

think you can make the case

42:13

that Hakem is in that conversation

42:15

as well He might have been

42:17

there. It's just not wilt Chamberlain.

42:19

I think You could have you

42:22

could have averaged six and four

42:24

in the NBA when wilt played

42:26

really, but listen, you can't take

42:28

away from his athletic bunch of

42:30

milkmen and box daggers. I think,

42:32

uh, I think Joker is the

42:34

most skilled big man of all

42:36

time. Yeah, but if you're changing

42:38

the word, you could say dominant

42:40

and everybody would say shak. Yeah,

42:42

that's what I was gonna do.

42:44

You're gonna say dominant. Yeah, intimidating.

42:46

I think it's a good debate

42:48

to have. My head says Joker,

42:51

my heart says shak. It's just

42:53

because I saw shak play. Tell

42:55

me if this makes sense. Yokage

42:57

is a better basketball player. Was

42:59

still better at playing center. It's

43:01

better center. That's that's my argument

43:03

for the Kobe and for the

43:05

for the LeBron Jordan debate I

43:07

think the bronze a better basketball

43:09

player all around But like Michael

43:11

Joe was better at what he

43:13

did That's how this is how

43:15

I feel Shag I think that's

43:17

a good. That's a good. That's

43:20

a good way to play skill

43:22

They're not even comparable like they

43:24

played two different positions right like

43:26

Shack and Joker Well,

43:29

no, that's that's what I'm saying. The

43:31

way the rules have changed in the

43:33

NBA Have made the players play a

43:35

different game and so it's hard to

43:37

judge Shack by the skill set of

43:40

a joker because Joker plays in an

43:42

era where everything is stretched and you

43:44

have to have big men who shoot

43:46

now Mm-hmm. So it's it's hard to

43:48

it's hard to judge that because I

43:50

don't think I don't think anybody that

43:53

has walked platter like in Banguishack like

43:55

that except for Hakeem held him down.

43:57

I don't think he'd be as dominant.

43:59

as he was back then? I think,

44:01

but again, like, you're talking about probably

44:04

the first seven footer to run the

44:06

floor and to end like that. Oh,

44:08

I think he would. You think so?

44:10

Nobody wants to play the way he

44:12

plays anymore. I think he'd still be

44:15

great. I just don't know if he

44:17

would be as dominant as he was

44:19

then. The game was different. The game

44:21

was different. I think it's a, you

44:23

know, That's what I was about to

44:26

say. Yeah, me too. Who in the

44:28

modern game is a hoe? I ain't

44:30

doing it. Listen, it's a different game.

44:32

And I just, I double checked with

44:34

one of the oldies that play. I

44:37

played golf with Clyde Jexler. Oh, awesome.

44:39

Yeah, he's nice, by the way. He

44:41

just bought my ass. But, um, I

44:43

play, and we was, we was chapping

44:45

up, we was chapping up and I

44:48

was, we was talking about the errors

44:50

versus the errors versus versus versus versus

44:52

versus versus the. now versus then. And

44:54

he was kind of the same as

44:56

like, it's a different game. He was

44:59

talking about hand checking and how that's

45:01

different and how that changes the mentality

45:03

of how you play, it changes how.

45:05

And it's not to say that these

45:07

guys physically can't be involved in that

45:10

game, but it's just a mindset is

45:12

different. So like, a lot of times

45:14

cats get on the on the wing

45:16

nowadays, they're looking to get fouled rather

45:18

than looking to score. And it's different.

45:21

It's just a different mindset. It's just

45:23

a different game. It's just, I think

45:25

the mentality is soft, not necessarily the

45:27

guy, you know what I mean? So

45:29

like, I think it's soft trying to

45:31

like, trying to draw a foul rather

45:34

than trying to score, like, I think,

45:36

did I say this on the podcast?

45:38

I think two things can change and

45:40

bring NBA fans back that have kind

45:42

of weighed off of it. Is you,

45:45

you penalize for flopping, tech, off rep.

45:47

If you flop, if a rep, rep,

45:49

rep, rep thinks you flop, tech, tech,

45:51

tech, right, right? And the other one

45:53

is if and people don't like this,

45:56

but this is that's what I feel

45:58

if A guy, if you pump and

46:00

you get a guy to jump and

46:02

you jump into him, I feel like

46:04

if that player has left his feet,

46:07

he's now defenseless. And if you initiate

46:09

the contact, the fouls on you. That

46:11

would eliminate guys attempting to draw fouls

46:13

and then ticket tax fouls. I hate

46:15

that shit. Because there's a whole bunch

46:18

of old footage of like Kobe. He'll

46:20

get guys to pump and they'll go

46:22

up and he'll shoot around them. That's

46:24

a skill set. It's just you getting

46:26

bailed out. And I hate that shit.

46:29

I kind of like that one defenseless

46:31

defender and you can't take away his

46:33

landing zone, right? Yep, because you can't

46:35

as a shooter you can't if I'm

46:37

in the air I can't I can't

46:40

put my feet where the shooters like

46:42

it's just NBA interface, but they've taken

46:44

away defense and to me I like

46:46

both those things and that will that

46:48

will to me that I think that'll

46:51

make the game a little more competitive.

46:53

I like the rule. You know we

46:55

can't have relegation in the United States.

46:57

I think The cool you get a

46:59

cooler team the better you do for

47:01

the next year. So if you tank

47:04

your name is like the butt holes

47:06

Okay, for the next year you won't

47:08

sell merch and that would help with

47:10

the tanking situation I think you would

47:12

sell merch You think oh, yeah, have

47:15

you seen the team that just came

47:17

out with the Crian logo? Yeah, yeah,

47:19

that was yeah, so maybe it's the

47:21

Orioles like double-a team. I forget what

47:23

they're I think they might make them

47:26

change that logo Because they took down

47:28

the post. It has a bulging clit.

47:30

Yeah. They said they were gonna, they

47:32

said they were gonna, because they hadn't

47:34

come out with merge originally, they said

47:37

they were still gonna do it and

47:39

then donate some percentage to like cervical

47:41

cancer or something. Oh gosh, this is

47:43

great. We're gonna get money to the

47:45

gym. All the money's going to Pussy.

47:48

Yeah. Some minor league teams

47:50

now, they'll do like five games a

47:52

year. They're like, we're not the Nashville

47:54

Sounds, we're the Nashville Tupacabras or some

47:56

shit. And so, and people like. Grand

47:58

and fall for it every time. Well,

48:01

this is the coolest thing ever. Like

48:03

the Augusta Green Jackets, they changed to

48:05

the Pimento cheese sandwiches? Of course. The

48:07

Rochester Red Wings do the garbage plates

48:09

for a little while. Garbage plates? Yeah,

48:11

that's the Rochester, that's the meal of

48:14

Rochester. Oh, I'm not familiar. Oh, it's

48:16

literally just like, I actually don't, I've

48:18

never had one. It's everything in their

48:20

freezer at the time, on a plate.

48:22

Oh, perfect. It's like French fries, like

48:24

cheese, like cheese, like cheese, it's a

48:27

buncha, like cheese, it's a bunch, like,

48:29

like cheese, like cheese, like cheese, like,

48:31

like, like cheese, like, like, like cheese,

48:33

like, like, like, like cheese, like, like,

48:35

like, like cheese, like, like, like, like,

48:37

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

48:40

like, cheese, cheese, like, like, like, cheese,

48:42

cheese, cheese, cheese, like, like, cheese, like,

48:44

cheese, cheese, like, like, My favorite thing

48:46

is looking at logos that have like

48:48

subliminal hidden sexual themes because it is

48:50

it's a pretty common thing to have

48:53

something like That's a little bit hidden.

48:55

Mm-hmm. Yeah, because you look at it

48:57

and you're like oh, I like this

48:59

logo for some reason I can't put

49:01

my finger on it. There's just a

49:03

rack. Yeah, like look at this one

49:05

the junior jazz dance classes right here.

49:08

Oh, yeah, that's just a just a

49:10

rack. It's a good baw. You have

49:12

to be really horny for that. I

49:14

could see the boobs. And then Arlington

49:16

Pediatric Center is maybe the worst logo

49:18

I've ever seen my life. Yeah, look

49:21

at that one. Yeah, that's not good.

49:23

Do you know about the bulls? Yeah,

49:25

if you turn the bulls logo upside

49:27

down, it's a robot. Fucking a crab.

49:29

Fucking a crab. Yeah. The Wizards logo

49:31

is kind of a buttle. Yeah. Is

49:34

it the Washington Monument with the... Yeah.

49:36

What else we got here? Oh,

49:38

I had a, there's another part,

49:41

another debate. So it's been popping

49:43

off for about a week and

49:45

a half now. I've been just

49:48

kind of idly watching. Asante Samuel

49:50

has been calling now Dion Sanders

49:52

and saying that he was better

49:55

than Dion Sanders. And Dion's not

49:57

really painting on my hill like.

49:59

He's like, you know, he's kind of

50:01

just big boy in him. Because Asante ain't

50:04

in the Hall of Fame, but I'm

50:06

listening to some of his points. And

50:08

I will say this, like, I do think he

50:10

was one of the greatest corners

50:12

of all time. But I do think Asante

50:14

has a point in his sense of when

50:16

guys retire in the Hall of Fame, their

50:18

prestige grows to an extent, like,

50:21

they're, like, untouchable, and they could

50:23

never be. When it's just not the case,

50:25

like, dudes got busy with you while you

50:28

was playing, you just, at a more consistent

50:30

rate, it was balling. And it's

50:32

not to take anything away from them,

50:34

but I think there becomes like this

50:36

aura, this prowess that comes along when

50:38

you retire, that you were somehow just leaps

50:40

and bounds so much better than everybody that

50:43

nobody could even touch the field. And that's

50:45

just not the case. Asante Samuel was a

50:47

killer, though. I don't know that he was

50:49

better than Theon. I do know he was

50:51

a very skilled corner. He starts bringing up

50:53

stats and stuff. He has a case. I'm

50:56

not saying he's better, I'm just saying he

50:58

just have a case. But people are just

51:00

like talking about him like, you couldn't touch

51:02

Dionne like, I mean, he was a, he was a

51:04

monster. Don't give you wrong. But like, there was some

51:06

killers too that in order to be in the Hall of

51:08

Fame that a lot of things have to go your way,

51:10

man. But I was saying there's a case to be had

51:12

a case to be had a case to be had. I

51:14

would probably say I would like,

51:16

Dion was probably better, but like,

51:19

Asante, it's, people were talking about

51:21

like, yo, you're not even the

51:23

same conversation. Like, hold on, man.

51:25

He was nice. Like, hold on.

51:27

It is a good tactic by

51:30

Asante Samuel, though, because if he

51:32

starts, if he starts, picking a

51:34

fight with Dion, then all of a

51:36

sudden, people go back and they look at

51:38

more of a Santate Samuel and

51:40

they're like, oh, he's pretty good.

51:42

Yeah, yeah, I mean that's what that's kind

51:45

of I was looking back and I played

51:47

in this era and he was one of

51:49

the ones right and he played he

51:51

played I think he was probably more

51:53

known for like cover two corner And

51:56

that was kind of the I guess

51:58

the retort on his critique at

52:00

Dion. But I think they looked

52:02

up like all the stats too.

52:04

I mean, I didn't study him

52:06

like that when I played him.

52:08

I just knew of him. But

52:10

when you look up all the

52:13

stats, it like kind of match

52:15

up. He's pretty good. That's the

52:17

thing about Hallofen voters, it's all

52:19

emotional. It's all emotional. Like it's

52:21

a bunch of beat writers that

52:23

have been around for years and

52:25

they have their, you know, like

52:28

whatever, they have their, they have

52:30

little egos, they have their view

52:32

of who is NFL royalty and

52:34

that's fine. Think about how old

52:36

you're going to feel when a

52:38

Sante Samuel Jr. retires. That's going

52:41

to be the oldest, you'll ever

52:43

feel your life. That's great. That's

52:45

great. That's great. That's great. All

52:47

right. All right. All right. All

52:49

right. All right. All right. All

52:51

right. All right. All right. All

52:53

right. All right. All right. All

52:56

right. All right. All right. All

52:58

right. All right. All right. I

53:00

like this. There's a little salt

53:02

and pepper coming in. Yeah, what's

53:04

up, honk. Distinguished. Yeah, no, you

53:06

know, the ladies, you know, they

53:08

like it. Yeah, that's perfect for

53:11

your type. Yeah. You say what?

53:13

A distinguished older gentleman. Perfect for

53:15

your type. Perfect for your type.

53:17

Perfect for your type. Perfect for

53:19

your type. For a distinguished age.

53:21

I also don't want to be

53:23

in the streets too much longer.

53:26

I'm on the market for hanging

53:28

up the peaks. Really? Wow. Yeah.

53:30

Yeah. Hmm. You should do a

53:32

dating show. Oh, can you even

53:34

imagine? Aryan Foster Yack dating show

53:36

would go nuts. Milk's only. Milk's

53:39

only. Yeah. Gilts too. 50 and

53:41

above. It sounds amazing. I will

53:43

have to participate though. What if

53:45

you just chose them all? Ladies,

53:47

direct this way. Was the 50

53:49

plus female demographic for the YAC?

53:51

Oh gosh, it's probably your guys'

53:54

moms. It's gotta be low. Yeah,

53:56

it's probably our moms. But I

53:58

mean if we're like, it's Aryan

54:00

Foster, I'm sure they'll come out

54:02

of the woodwork. I think so.

54:04

I think so. My aunt would

54:06

be on there. Yeah. Let's try

54:09

to say. We will. All right.

54:11

You guys want to talk about

54:13

the son? So the fake son?

54:15

The fake son. This bullshit son

54:17

that they get up in the

54:19

sky right now. Did you see

54:21

that's, uh, what's the fake son

54:24

rumor with Scott Dissick? I don't

54:26

know. That him and the Kardashians

54:28

child is Justin Beavers? Whoa. Another

54:30

fake son. No, I have not

54:32

heard of that. Yeah. Well, no,

54:34

it's a real son, but people

54:37

are saying that. Uh, I forgot

54:39

his name. The dissic son. Mason?

54:41

It's not Mason. It's the other

54:43

one I can't remember his name.

54:45

Is Justin Bieber's, Justin Bieber is

54:47

his dad, but like the son

54:49

is going on his Instagram live,

54:52

being like, Justin Bieber is not

54:54

my dad. That's good, that's good

54:56

for the kid. Yeah, that's, yeah,

54:58

that's, he on drugs, right? It

55:00

has to be, right? I think

55:02

so. What's happening with, with the

55:04

beeps, I'm not, I'm not aware.

55:07

He's off Instagram now, right? He's

55:09

kind of like crashing out a

55:11

little bit. He went on Instagram

55:13

live and was like just like

55:15

wrapping to a song but looked

55:17

like completely out of it. Yeah,

55:19

his eyes were like glazed over

55:22

and half open and Strucks. Yeah,

55:24

he's always been. I believe people

55:26

said it looked like he was

55:28

on Xanax. I believe that's what

55:30

the people were assuming. I'm sure

55:32

he has access to like drugs

55:35

that we've never even heard of.

55:37

He faced a model that's positive.

55:39

He was abused as a young

55:41

kid. I mean, he was definitely

55:43

exploited. Yeah. Yeah, but like abused.

55:45

Yeah, because I don't know if

55:47

you know, and this is all

55:50

speculation, I don't know, this is

55:52

just putting two together here, but

55:54

Diddy brought him in. I was

55:56

just gonna say it wasn't he

55:58

at any parties. Yeah, he was

56:00

an understudy of Diddy, and him,

56:02

uh, uh, usher, same, and you

56:05

hear usher talk about his upbringing

56:07

in that. area and there's a

56:09

little questionable and some questionable stuff

56:11

as well so yeah that's That's

56:13

sad. And speaking of all the

56:15

lies, yo, Ariana Granada, Granada, Granada.

56:17

No, you nailed it, you nailed

56:20

that Granada. Say it one more

56:22

time. Ari and Granada. She basically

56:24

has your name. Yeah, every time,

56:26

every time I try to Google

56:28

something about me, she pop up

56:30

first. Bich, uh-huh. I dare she's

56:32

a wonderful human. But like, yeah.

56:35

During the wicked shit. And then

56:37

hereafter, she looked bad though, like

56:39

what's, is she, is that drugs

56:41

too? I don't know if she's

56:43

eating. Yeah. I think it's eating.

56:45

And a bad, bad wig job.

56:48

Yeah, she's, her arms, her shoulders,

56:50

super scared. You can see her

56:52

sternum. I can see like her

56:54

clavicles. Yeah. also lost a considerable

56:56

it looks like lost a considerable

56:58

amount of weight. I see that's

57:00

another thing when they was doing

57:03

a press tour the chemistry window.

57:05

Odd. Yeah. It's it's holding space

57:07

holding space. It's a lot of

57:09

they just say it was such

57:11

an emotional journey to do wicked

57:13

with each other and they I

57:15

think became a bit codependent as

57:18

you could see from press. And

57:20

then that's so weird though, because

57:22

like are both superstars from one

57:24

more than another, but like you're

57:26

both well doing known, like why

57:28

would you, that doesn't make any

57:30

say, it's just a very weird

57:33

dynamic. Yeah. Also, again, this is

57:35

so alleged, so unconfirmed, whatever, but

57:37

people said that they think that

57:39

there was some sort of like

57:41

kind of like competitive thing between

57:43

them and then that had to.

57:46

do with the eating part of

57:48

it like a not competitive non

57:50

eating yeah it's the most boring

57:52

fourth of July ever but like

57:54

something to do with like they

57:56

wanted to be the thinnest and

57:58

so like they both kind of

58:01

like did this? That's alleged, but

58:03

they both got rail thin

58:05

during this whole process. Are

58:07

we thinking maybe drugs? I

58:09

don't even, I mean, like, I

58:11

don't think so. I wouldn't say

58:14

drugs for, like, I don't know

58:16

Cynthia Rivo. like that but like

58:18

Ariana Grande dated Mac Miller I

58:20

don't think she's like trying the

58:22

drug thing and Pete Davidson so

58:24

yeah so definitely so she's probably

58:26

doing drugs how would she even

58:28

have access I was thinking the

58:30

opposite like she's seen the harm that

58:33

drugs can take on a person so

58:35

she shies away credit my guy

58:37

I saw somebody do the

58:39

the post where it's like

58:41

unpopular opinion but I think

58:43

girls look good with a

58:46

little bit of weight on

58:48

them yeah Ariana Grande so

58:50

So fucked up. Are you

58:52

saying it's not? Ariana? Ariana

58:55

Grande. Granada. It's kind of

58:57

ironic. That's your last name

58:59

too. Yeah. Grande? Ariana.

59:02

Ariana Flacco. Locker.

59:04

All right. Anyway,

59:06

she's like one of

59:09

the best sings for

59:11

a time. Unbelievable singer.

59:14

It. Bloo my fucking mind

59:16

to see the other short. I don't

59:18

know. Cynthia Rio. She's better. She's

59:20

way better. Yeah, dog. Like the one

59:23

of the scenes where she was breaking

59:25

out flying on the broom originally when

59:27

they was like all pissed off at

59:29

or whatever. Yeah. That shit. Well, we

59:32

was in the movie theater. You ever

59:34

hear a song and it's just like

59:36

lumping your throat. Just kind of

59:38

almost like I started crying

59:40

during defying gravity. It was

59:43

special. I'm not an emotional cat

59:45

per se and that's it I was

59:47

like oh that touched me man and

59:49

I don't like musical I hate musicals.

59:51

Yeah? What about Greece? I think I

59:53

was more nostalgic I like it growing

59:55

up so I know all the songs

59:58

and my mom you know she I

1:00:00

mean Dances with wolves, shit like

1:00:02

that. Like, oh, what's the, um,

1:00:04

where the niggles, he caught her

1:00:06

and he's turning him. Oh, dirty

1:00:08

dancing. Dirty dancing. She made me

1:00:10

watch that too. But, uh, yeah,

1:00:12

musicals never really hit me. Another

1:00:15

fucking hit. Another two, two Americas,

1:00:17

you guys have your own Wizard

1:00:19

of Oz. Yes, called Us. The

1:00:21

Wiz. Yeah. I was, I said,

1:00:23

Wiz. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:00:25

Yeah, Richard Pryor, was it that

1:00:27

bitch? Yeah. Awesome soundtrack too. He's

1:00:30

on down the road. I don't

1:00:32

know anything about the ways. He's

1:00:34

on down, he's on down the

1:00:36

road. Sounds better when I see

1:00:38

it than I see it tonight.

1:00:40

I'll have to watch, I'll watch

1:00:42

the Wiz tonight. So, fun fact,

1:00:45

I'm sure you were, you were

1:00:47

aware of the Drake Kendrick beef,

1:00:49

right? Sure. So, on Kendrick track,

1:00:51

euphoria. The intro of that there's

1:00:53

like backwards talking and goes shrubberstubberstubberstubberstirrub

1:00:55

right some sounds like nonsense. Yeah,

1:00:58

you play it backwards. It's Richard

1:01:00

Pryor and the whiz saying everything

1:01:02

they say about me is true

1:01:04

and he is he is us

1:01:06

and he's basically saying I'm a

1:01:08

phony and so he's saying everything

1:01:10

to say about me is true

1:01:13

and he played that backwards in

1:01:15

the beginning of euphoria is it

1:01:17

like the same like a tinman

1:01:19

a cowardly lionly lion. Yeah, they've

1:01:21

got the same cast of characters

1:01:23

characters. Okay, interesting. It's it's wizard

1:01:25

files with a little bit of

1:01:28

funk and soul. Okay. Yeah. Have

1:01:30

they had a new, like a

1:01:32

brand new musical movie? I'm not

1:01:34

counting wicked. Besides that. Like you're

1:01:36

talking about original ideas. Snow white

1:01:38

is currently out. And that's a

1:01:41

musical right? Yeah. Snow white. Yeah.

1:01:43

Snow white. Um. Black. Huh? Huh?

1:01:45

Hmm? Said Snow Black. Oh, yeah.

1:01:47

She's Columbia. Yeah. The whole, whatever.

1:01:49

Westside, she was also on West

1:01:51

Side Story, which was a musical.

1:01:53

Has anybody seen Snow White? Is

1:01:56

it? I haven't. Literally no one.

1:01:58

Big T did, right? You did?

1:02:00

I haven't made my way there

1:02:02

yet. Yeah. A lot of people

1:02:04

gonna get fired over that one.

1:02:06

Still in my heritage, I'm Big

1:02:08

T. What do you mean? Nothing.

1:02:11

I don't know. I don't even

1:02:13

know what we're talking about. Big

1:02:15

T. I love delirious Big T.

1:02:17

I'm just, I'm just. Trying to

1:02:19

get out of here as soon

1:02:21

as possible. All right, pig tea,

1:02:24

you want to talk about the

1:02:26

sun simulation? Go for it. The

1:02:28

fake white sun? Yeah. What are

1:02:30

those huckabe boys up to these

1:02:32

days? I don't know what that

1:02:34

means. They're just, I guess they're

1:02:36

more big, big white sons than

1:02:39

fake white sons. You're talking about

1:02:41

Mike huckabe? Have you seen his

1:02:43

kids? No. Why would I have

1:02:45

seen Mike huckabe? And he ran

1:02:47

for president a couple times. Now

1:02:49

he's probably, I'm guessing, on Fox

1:02:51

News. Here, look at this picture

1:02:54

of these large adult sons. Look

1:02:56

at those big boys. Oh, those

1:02:58

are some of the biggest sons

1:03:00

I've ever seen. These are big

1:03:02

sons I've ever seen. These are

1:03:04

big sons. Now that I think

1:03:07

I have seen this picture. There

1:03:09

was a governor with big sons.

1:03:11

Yeah, you run that state. If

1:03:13

this was back in like the

1:03:15

800. Of course there were no.

1:03:17

Oh yeah, bad guy. I went

1:03:19

to his house. What? For a

1:03:22

video. Yeah, you released a flying

1:03:24

house to be there? Yeah, he

1:03:26

let us in. He has a

1:03:28

giant emo son. Oh really? Yes.

1:03:30

I didn't know that. Yeah. The

1:03:32

thing I remember about these huckabee

1:03:34

boys was, there was a bit

1:03:37

of a snafoo when there were

1:03:39

kids where they were murdering dogs.

1:03:41

Oh no. That they got, they

1:03:43

got associated with. So Aaron. these

1:03:45

rowdy boys. It's neutral you know

1:03:47

I don't hope they hope they

1:03:50

have a good life. All right

1:03:52

so the the Sun simulation theory

1:03:54

they There are people out there

1:03:56

that think that the sun that's

1:03:58

in the sky right now is

1:04:00

not the same sun as it

1:04:02

used to be. So from what

1:04:05

we've been able to pin down

1:04:07

through Mike's research in 2012 there

1:04:09

was a YouTubeer by the name

1:04:11

of Mega Ravins Mega Ravins. I

1:04:13

looked that up and I couldn't

1:04:15

find any videos other any videos

1:04:17

by them. By Mega Ravins. They

1:04:20

might have taken him down. I

1:04:22

think so. He's getting too close

1:04:24

to the sun. They put out

1:04:26

a series of videos explaining that

1:04:28

something was off about our son.

1:04:30

He said that there's a humongous

1:04:32

white son and he's been observing

1:04:35

unusual phenomena around this humongous white

1:04:37

son ever since 9-11, which was,

1:04:39

I guess that's when everything changed.

1:04:41

I think there was a third

1:04:43

plane that hit the son. That's

1:04:45

where it was going. He says,

1:04:48

now I don't care about you

1:04:50

astronomy people or you college educated

1:04:52

scientists that are funded by NASA.

1:04:54

I know I captured something. And

1:04:56

his cometers agreed. They said, as

1:04:58

a kid, I used to go

1:05:00

to the beach every weekend. The

1:05:03

sun was always yellow in all

1:05:05

caps. The sun we see today

1:05:07

was nothing like it was 20,

1:05:09

30, or even 50 years ago.

1:05:11

It's much wider. People are just

1:05:13

now starting to see the huge

1:05:15

glaring white hot sun. Wake up

1:05:18

people. The sun is white, but

1:05:20

it definitely appears yellow. sorry this

1:05:22

is a an astronomer that's counteracting

1:05:24

this say that the sun is

1:05:26

white in fact but it appears

1:05:28

yellow to the eye due to

1:05:31

accommodation the atmosphere scattering blue light

1:05:33

more efficiently than red light he

1:05:35

said the sun is portrayed as

1:05:37

yellow in art media stories because

1:05:39

that's how it looks to us

1:05:41

if you could get rid of

1:05:43

the atmosphere or go into space

1:05:46

and safely view the sun it

1:05:48

would look white to your eye

1:05:50

so some of the the questions

1:05:52

I had about This this fake

1:05:54

son is number one When did

1:05:56

they replace it and number two?

1:05:58

Where did they build the son

1:06:01

the new son? And China. China

1:06:03

is one of them. That's what.

1:06:05

So in 2022, there were videos

1:06:07

of what looks like a ball

1:06:09

of light and gas being launched

1:06:11

into the sky. And you saw

1:06:14

them online on Twitter, YouTube. One

1:06:16

video had 5,000 retweets, 12,000 quote

1:06:18

tweets ratio that captured the sun

1:06:20

during the day. It features a

1:06:22

crowd of onlookers at a beach,

1:06:24

gasping at the ball ascending into

1:06:26

the air, leaving billows of smoke

1:06:29

behind it. And it was captioned.

1:06:31

the moment China launched the artificial

1:06:33

sun as night turned in today

1:06:35

and the videos depicted in reality

1:06:37

something else that was different uh...

1:06:39

they look like a video of

1:06:41

a chinese satellite launch that happened

1:06:44

just a few weeks before the

1:06:46

video that was posted it left

1:06:48

smoke in its wake and uh...

1:06:50

that's what The Chinese government says

1:06:52

that it was, was a satellite

1:06:54

launch. And one person said, yeah,

1:06:57

I'm in China, this is 100%

1:06:59

real, it's winter, so the extra

1:07:01

sun has been pretty sweet, a

1:07:03

little dimmer, more yellow than the

1:07:05

old one, but I hear they're

1:07:07

working on it. Okay. So they

1:07:09

found a video that looks like

1:07:12

a fake sun being launched into

1:07:14

outer space, and it just got

1:07:16

seen enough that people, Yeah, just

1:07:18

light. It's just light. Yeah, right?

1:07:20

It's hot and light. So the

1:07:22

other theory is that they were

1:07:24

placed the old son with the

1:07:27

new son just like last year

1:07:29

during the eclipse. Oh, yeah, that

1:07:31

makes perfect sense. That to me

1:07:33

seems like the better answer is

1:07:35

like, okay, when the sun's gone,

1:07:37

they're just putting in a new

1:07:39

light bulb. There actually was a

1:07:42

sun that, a sun simulator that

1:07:44

was made. So January 1st 1960

1:07:46

NASA published a paper titled Development

1:07:48

of a Solar Simulator. The paper

1:07:50

described the development of a Solar

1:07:52

Simulator to use at the Lewis

1:07:55

Research Center in Cleveland. The simulator

1:07:57

was intended to duplicate the total

1:07:59

radiance and the spectral... distribution of

1:08:01

the radiation of the sun in the

1:08:03

vicinity of the earth and before

1:08:05

it is modified by passing through

1:08:07

the atmosphere. In 1999, the Lewis

1:08:09

Research Center was renamed NASA, John

1:08:11

Glenn Research Center at Lewis Field.

1:08:14

And in 2017, the largest artificial

1:08:16

sun in the world, the Sinlight

1:08:18

Solar Simulator, got activated

1:08:20

in Germany. That's, they should. German

1:08:22

Germany should not have the biggest

1:08:24

fake sun. We can't give them

1:08:26

that we can't so it was a

1:08:28

big machine It looks like an

1:08:30

insects eye. It's got 149 lamps

1:08:32

to simulate sunlight. They just use lamps.

1:08:35

Yeah Just put a shit little

1:08:37

light bulbs together like we got

1:08:39

this so It can generate clean energy

1:08:41

and it can be used to power

1:08:43

solar panels or for use in testing

1:08:46

solar panels That's pretty cool. It is

1:08:48

cool. Now how much? How much would

1:08:50

you say the biggest fake

1:08:52

sun costs? If you were to

1:08:55

guess. Well I got a question

1:08:57

for you. It's got a big

1:08:59

expensive. Do they have, do they,

1:09:02

I assume if you think that

1:09:04

there's an artificial sun

1:09:06

that it's not as far

1:09:08

as away. It's not as far as

1:09:11

away as the actual sun, right?

1:09:13

So they think it's like relatively

1:09:15

close? Yeah, it would be smaller,

1:09:17

but closer. So perspective, it looks

1:09:19

the same? Yep. So then they're

1:09:21

probably flat-earthers as well, because flat-earthers

1:09:23

believe that it's like right there, like

1:09:25

we can actually reach it. I would love

1:09:27

to meet the person though that is like

1:09:29

heliocentric, that thinks that the earth is

1:09:31

round, but also that there's a fake sun

1:09:34

that there's a fake sun that's a fake

1:09:36

sun that's a fake sun that's real size.

1:09:38

And then flew that into outer space and

1:09:40

dropped it in the middle of the solar

1:09:42

system. I'm on a Subredit right now a

1:09:44

discussion from seven years ago about this and

1:09:46

they're actually talking about tick-tock videos and this

1:09:49

so these guys were early to tick-tock Yeah,

1:09:51

they were the first guys on there. It's

1:09:53

a kenjack. Yeah, maybe And they're talking about

1:09:55

the fake sun and all this and one

1:09:57

guy says actually the whole sky is fake

1:09:59

you were inside a computer projection. Okay,

1:10:02

well that'll be way easier. Now

1:10:04

we're talking though. Right. And then some

1:10:06

people are in there like, well

1:10:08

actually I'm not sure the whole sky

1:10:10

is fake, it might just be

1:10:12

the sun. This guy said there was

1:10:15

once a time I would have

1:10:17

scoffed at this. That's great. So this

1:10:19

person is saying that everything is

1:10:21

a simulation, so they just rewrote like

1:10:23

a line of code. And they

1:10:25

had a software update. Yeah, probably. Yeah,

1:10:28

just like more sense though. That's

1:10:30

they jail broke the sky. Yeah, fuck

1:10:32

it. Let's make it white. Did

1:10:34

you ever do that? Yeah, I bricked

1:10:36

my phone trying to make instead

1:10:38

of saying AT&T in the top left.

1:10:41

It was a charazard. I broke

1:10:43

my fucking phone just to do that.

1:10:45

I had a jail broken iPod

1:10:47

touch. Yeah. Do you think maybe when

1:10:49

we're asleep? That's when that's when

1:10:51

our brains are. doing the software update.

1:10:54

I'd love to find out here

1:10:56

in about 45 minutes for tomorrow. So

1:10:58

it's the fake son, the biggest

1:11:00

fake son that we have is 3.8

1:11:02

million. That's dollars. That's reasonable. That's

1:11:05

not that much. No, I was going

1:11:07

to guess billions. Area, you have

1:11:09

to buy a son. Imagine the flex.

1:11:11

Get the son though. Wait, I

1:11:13

can have the biggest white son in

1:11:16

the world. It's only four million

1:11:18

dollars out here buying PlayStation 5. Not

1:11:20

me. I have the son. PlayStation

1:11:22

5's like $400. This seems right up

1:11:24

Elon's alley, doesn't it? Yeah. I mean,

1:11:27

3.8 million, that's chump change. He probably

1:11:29

has a bigger son. He does love

1:11:31

having white sons. Yeah, can't stop.

1:11:33

Yeah. He's probably paid more for a

1:11:36

fake white son than the biggest

1:11:38

white son in the world. Yes, his

1:11:40

white son is more expensive than

1:11:42

theirs. Yes, when you take into account,

1:11:44

like, I just saw that he

1:11:46

paid, what's name Ashley St. Clair, like

1:11:49

2.5 million dollars, and then 5.

1:11:51

$1,000 a year. That's nothing. That's yeah.

1:11:53

But also I saw a video

1:11:55

of her saying that that he he

1:11:57

took away some of that and

1:11:59

then she so she's selling her Tesla.

1:12:02

Oh my god. That's a nice

1:12:04

gig if you can get it though.

1:12:06

Yeah. 2.5 up front 500 a

1:12:08

year. And you discovered baby mamas. Don't

1:12:10

get this guy started. They're out

1:12:12

there. They're out there with their golden

1:12:15

shovels, family. How mad would they

1:12:17

be if they found out you got

1:12:19

the sun? There is a conspiracy

1:12:21

that NASA is involved in this and

1:12:23

they're hiding the second sun and some

1:12:26

of it goes back to recurring guest.

1:12:28

Wasn't it? It was, oh, I guess,

1:12:30

Brian Cox. Push a T needs

1:12:32

to be like, you're hiding the sun.

1:12:35

They need to, he needs to

1:12:37

write a song. It was, uh, hiding

1:12:39

the sun. We, we had Brian

1:12:41

Cox on the show. This is Paul

1:12:43

Cox, different Cox, different Cox. Different

1:12:45

guy. So in 2016, British astronomer, Paul

1:12:48

Cox was doing a live stream.

1:12:50

He was talking about mercury is crossing

1:12:52

across the sun. And then on

1:12:54

his live stream, there was an orb

1:12:56

that appeared on the screen, which

1:12:58

was probably an air with equipment. And

1:13:01

so as he was doing the

1:13:03

live stream, he made a joke and

1:13:05

he said, you may be asking

1:13:07

yourself, what is that large round thing

1:13:09

to the right of the sun?

1:13:11

Well, that's our second son. I don't

1:13:14

know if you know that we

1:13:16

had our second son, but there it

1:13:18

is. It's normally hidden from view. NASA

1:13:20

and other organizations usually hide that stuff

1:13:23

away from us. That would be such

1:13:25

a hard thing to hide. It

1:13:27

would be extremely hard to hide a

1:13:29

second son. Like you screw up

1:13:31

one time. There it is. Yeah, then

1:13:34

jokes up. So he made a

1:13:36

joke about it and then people actually

1:13:38

said, see, they're admitting it, which

1:13:40

is kind of how it goes. Yeah.

1:13:42

I think the other Cox, Brian

1:13:44

Cox. made a joke when they were

1:13:47

opening up the large Hadron Collider

1:13:49

and a bunch of people that were

1:13:51

working on it got dressed up

1:13:53

in like druid outfits and pretended that

1:13:55

it was like some sort of

1:13:57

pagan ritual. Yeah. And then everybody was

1:14:00

like, oh my God, see, they're

1:14:02

showing us exactly who they are. You

1:14:04

can't joke. If you're a scientist,

1:14:06

you shouldn't joke. Scientists should not be

1:14:08

able to joke at all, no.

1:14:10

You have a very serious profession. So

1:14:13

he also, this Paul Cox guy alluded

1:14:15

to the planet planet X. Niberu, which

1:14:17

I think we've discussed on this show,

1:14:20

right? And that's where the Ananaki

1:14:22

are from. Yeah, yeah, and he was

1:14:24

joking about how there's a planet

1:14:26

that's behind the sun and it will

1:14:28

eventually crash into Earth. Why you

1:14:30

chuckle, Nick? No, that's just nothing. I

1:14:33

thought of something from my past.

1:14:35

What was that? You wouldn't understand. Okay.

1:14:37

Yeah. I wasn't laughing. The thing

1:14:39

that people were saying with the fake

1:14:41

sense. They remember it being yellow.

1:14:44

Yes. And now it's white. Yes. Okay.

1:14:46

The sun was better when I

1:14:48

was a kid. Yeah, right. So I

1:14:50

was like just researching, you sent

1:14:52

the topic yesterday, and I found like

1:14:55

a Mandela effect subreddit from years

1:14:57

ago. And this one was like, yeah,

1:14:59

it's white now, but I just

1:15:01

asked my kid to look and they

1:15:03

said yellow. Oh, we've got a

1:15:05

guy you need to talk to. An

1:15:08

aging eye thing. Yeah. You perceive

1:15:10

it differently as you get older? But

1:15:12

I also think, I think, I think

1:15:14

it's also like, when you sit down

1:15:17

and you're coloring as a child, you

1:15:19

color it yellow. You color it

1:15:21

yellow. And so you kind of view

1:15:23

it through that lens and then

1:15:25

you grow up and realize it's white

1:15:28

and it's white light. Yeah, but

1:15:30

like when you think back of like

1:15:32

your childhood, it was, I feel

1:15:34

like it was more colorful in general.

1:15:36

Yeah, yeah, do you think the

1:15:38

new son could play in the old

1:15:41

son's era? Oh. This is like

1:15:43

a joke or shak debate. The old

1:15:45

son was dominant, but the new

1:15:47

son, it's not a household name yet.

1:15:49

It is funny because Ryan Russell

1:15:51

loves to use the term heliocentric when

1:15:54

talking about basketball. It's perfect for

1:15:56

the sun. Yeah. I've always struggled with

1:15:58

the sun. He's had my number

1:16:00

for many many years. Yeah. Yeah. Now

1:16:02

this came across my desk because

1:16:04

I saw a comment online that was

1:16:07

talking about how sunscreen does not prevent

1:16:09

skin cancer. It actually causes it. Okay

1:16:11

and then another person said well no

1:16:14

that's actually not the case it's

1:16:16

the new son that is causing more

1:16:18

skin cancer than the old one

1:16:20

so people are saying that NASA developed

1:16:22

a fake son we don't here's

1:16:24

the thing we still don't really know

1:16:27

why it's admitting seed oils yeah

1:16:29

yeah yeah for some reason the old

1:16:31

son just wasn't cutting it so

1:16:33

we had to update it and then

1:16:35

the new son one of the

1:16:37

side effects is that you're more likely

1:16:40

to get did we accidentally extinguish

1:16:42

the first one like the matrix We

1:16:44

might have. It could have been

1:16:46

a mistake. Some guy hit the wrong

1:16:48

switch at NASA. Now I am

1:16:50

looking. I am looking at skin cancer

1:16:53

rates and it's a steady increase

1:16:55

over the last 40 years. I think

1:16:57

a lot of that probably has

1:16:59

to do with testing for it more

1:17:01

often. It could also. Over the

1:17:03

past 40 years. This only goes back

1:17:06

to 1980. When do people start using

1:17:08

tanning beds? Interesting. Interesting. Have you ever

1:17:10

done that? No, I'm afraid from the

1:17:13

final destination. Yeah, if you get

1:17:15

trapped in there? Yeah. That's reasonable. I

1:17:17

did one time. I did one

1:17:19

time back in New York because fucking

1:17:21

Liz Gonzales was like... PFT, you

1:17:23

are so white right now, you need

1:17:26

to go to a tanning that

1:17:28

right now. Wait, did you have road

1:17:30

rage when you were driving home

1:17:32

from that? I did. I was very

1:17:34

angry. I was extremely upset. Is

1:17:36

she the one I used to do

1:17:39

to walk around the walk? Yeah,

1:17:41

yeah, that's right. I remember her, I

1:17:43

did a walk with her. You

1:17:45

did? Packer's fan. Yes. Wow. Wait, whoa.

1:17:47

When I first, when I first,

1:17:49

it was my first introduction to Barstool,

1:17:52

like I was doing some kind

1:17:54

of tour, I was doing something and

1:17:56

I went to Barstool and I

1:17:58

did a walk office and then I

1:18:00

was on PMT and then they was

1:18:03

on my pocket. Yeah, I did the,

1:18:05

I did the tanning bed and it's,

1:18:07

uh, it does. In downtown New

1:18:09

York, you don't feel like it's the

1:18:12

cleanest place in the world. Yeah.

1:18:14

So I got in there and I

1:18:16

kept my shirt. You got in

1:18:18

there naked? Oh sure. I kept my

1:18:20

shirt on. Farmer's tan. Yeah, I

1:18:23

mean, if you saw this place, you

1:18:25

would not. Yeah, I would never.

1:18:27

You would not trust the tan. How

1:18:29

much room do you have in

1:18:31

there? None. None. Is it like on

1:18:34

top of you? Yes. It's like

1:18:36

a tube. It like closes in on

1:18:38

you, yeah. But like, like the

1:18:40

top is touching you. No, it's probably

1:18:42

like, what, a foot off of

1:18:44

you? Yeah, it's a coffin. Eight inches.

1:18:47

Like inches. Did you do the,

1:18:49

uh, Playboy Bunny stencil? I did not

1:18:51

do that. Damn. I should have,

1:18:53

do the heart. Oh. It's usually between

1:18:55

like eight to 12 minutes. Oh, do

1:18:58

you get like sunburn? Yeah. Yeah, you

1:19:00

get like itchy afterwards too. That might

1:19:02

be from the from the tanning

1:19:04

bed could be probably but no I

1:19:07

think it was for they all

1:19:09

is pure pressured you into tanning that's

1:19:11

so funny. Yeah, spray tan. I

1:19:13

should yeah, Jeff D. Low. Yeah. Gaw's

1:19:15

side, bro. Spray tan King Jeff

1:19:17

D. Low. His artist has a heavy

1:19:20

trigger finger too. He goes the

1:19:22

darkest go. I'm gonna be hosting a

1:19:24

show so I gotta get the

1:19:26

spray tan. Yeah. That shit's foreign to

1:19:28

me and hilarious. Yeah, I guess

1:19:30

you don't have to worry about that.

1:19:33

What about sunscreen? I have friends

1:19:35

that feel like it... I have friends

1:19:37

that you sunscreen, I can say

1:19:39

it. No, I got homeboys, I got

1:19:41

some homeboys who black, who feel

1:19:43

like they don't need sunscreen. I am

1:19:46

not of that ill. I have

1:19:48

been, I have some burn. And plus,

1:19:50

there's a whole bunch of... I

1:19:52

follow the science. Like black, what are

1:19:54

they called? I don't know, their profession,

1:19:57

the skin profession. Dermotologists? Dermotologists? Yes. They

1:19:59

have come out and said, like, my

1:20:01

brothers and sisters, you need sunscreen.

1:20:03

Yeah. We don't get skin cancer at

1:20:06

the same rates as y'all, but

1:20:08

it can still, you can still get

1:20:10

birth. And check your moles. Mm-hmm.

1:20:12

Yeah. I have a photo album of

1:20:14

my moles in my phone. That's

1:20:16

good. Yeah. Just to see if they

1:20:19

change. I got a mole removed

1:20:21

right here. Yeah. I had a mole

1:20:23

here. There's like a small, you

1:20:25

can kind of see it. But like,

1:20:27

when I, after I retired, I

1:20:29

felt like I started getting bigger because

1:20:32

I could, it was always on

1:20:34

my nose, but I could, it was

1:20:36

like in my vision. And so

1:20:38

I got a check, but it was

1:20:40

like, but it was like, but

1:20:42

it was like, but it was like,

1:20:45

it was like. You know one

1:20:47

mole on the face can be kind

1:20:49

of Okay, now that's not bad sets

1:20:51

you apart. Yeah, I would do a

1:20:54

tattoo artist I had them tattoo an

1:20:56

outline around all my moles. Oh

1:20:58

good to see if they grow So

1:21:00

then yeah, I can check in

1:21:02

in like a year's time and be

1:21:05

like that mole is angry Yeah,

1:21:07

I bet somebody has done that What's

1:21:09

that? Where is it? Where is

1:21:11

that? No, I actually didn't do that

1:21:13

he's coming in this weekend. Is

1:21:15

he yeah, I've been thinking about getting

1:21:18

another tat? I'm low-key

1:21:20

addicted to getting tats. Yeah, I

1:21:22

love the pain. I've got one.

1:21:24

What's the most painful place you've

1:21:27

had? You've had a tattoo. I

1:21:29

have my knee cap. Oh. Ooh.

1:21:31

Yeah, that sounds bad. What did

1:21:34

you get on your knee cap?

1:21:36

Just a square. I wanted to

1:21:38

see how it felt. I did

1:21:40

it was like on the back.

1:21:43

How did it feel? Shockingly bad.

1:21:45

Yeah. Right on the bone? Right

1:21:47

on my knee cap. Yeah. I'm

1:21:50

thinking about getting one on the

1:21:52

chest. One on the chest. One

1:21:54

on the chest. The tattoos just

1:21:57

fucking hurt. They do. Anybody who

1:21:59

says otherwise is lying. Yeah, there's

1:22:01

no, it just hurts. Every tattoo

1:22:03

I've gotten in the middle of,

1:22:06

I'm like, oh, this is my

1:22:08

last one, this is stupid, this

1:22:10

shit hurts. And then I get

1:22:13

it and I. What it is,

1:22:15

I'm like, I gotta give me

1:22:17

another one. That's interesting, because I

1:22:19

feel like the consensus that I

1:22:22

see from people who have tattoos

1:22:24

is that it's not that bad.

1:22:26

Fakers. That shit fucking hurts. Yeah.

1:22:29

I have a high pain threshold.

1:22:31

That shit hurt. That's painful, dog.

1:22:33

It hurts. I don't know. Here,

1:22:36

there. This shit hurts. That shit

1:22:38

hurts, though. There's a back to

1:22:40

the the fake son real quick

1:22:42

in 2024 there was a tick-tock

1:22:45

trend where people were exploring the

1:22:47

the fake son and There was

1:22:49

an account called eyes of tomorrow.

1:22:52

They had 75,000 followers. Can you

1:22:54

see if they're active right now

1:22:56

Nick? Sure. It's E-Y-E-S-O-F the number

1:22:58

two M-O-R-R-R-O-W So he calls himself

1:23:01

a celestial investigator exposing hidden truth

1:23:03

in plain sight Watch what they

1:23:05

hide so Some people think that

1:23:08

the James web is dead. Oh,

1:23:10

no what happened? No, I'm kidding

1:23:12

It does not orbit the Earth.

1:23:14

The Hubble space telescope does. This

1:23:17

one doesn't. He's a flat earther.

1:23:19

Yeah, and he calls, he calls

1:23:21

people globe tards. Oh yeah, that's

1:23:24

good. That's good. That's funny. So

1:23:26

this space telescope orbits the sun

1:23:28

a million miles away. It's called

1:23:31

at the Lagrange point. It's the

1:23:33

largest and most powerful telescope ever

1:23:35

launched in a space. And some

1:23:37

of the TikTok accounts, like his,

1:23:40

share images of the schematics of

1:23:42

the replacement son, noting that it

1:23:44

resembles the design of the telescope.

1:23:47

This is, that's very funny. It's

1:23:49

round. Yeah. Yeah. So they sit

1:23:51

down and they come up with

1:23:53

their own. schematics of the replacement

1:23:56

sun. They're like, look how similar

1:23:58

this looks to the James Webb

1:24:00

space telescope. Is this not adding

1:24:03

up for anybody else? Oh my

1:24:05

god. It makes too much sense.

1:24:07

It's been right in front of

1:24:09

us the whole fucking time. Yeah.

1:24:12

So these people, they think that

1:24:14

the eclipse was when they they

1:24:16

unplugged the old sun and then

1:24:19

put the new one in. This

1:24:21

dude is so schizophrenic. No. Yeah.

1:24:23

Eyes of tomorrow. Eyes of tomorrow. Like

1:24:25

what is he doing? It's just like

1:24:27

the same thing over and over. He's

1:24:30

like, did you see it? My

1:24:32

favorite is when they take pictures

1:24:34

of the sun and there's that

1:24:36

that black spot that's in the

1:24:38

middle of the sun because of

1:24:40

how cameras work. Yeah. And then

1:24:43

they're like, look at this. That's

1:24:45

the fake sun up there. Oh, they're

1:24:47

good people. Fake moon too. He's a

1:24:49

fake moon. What? Yes. That seems like

1:24:51

a lot of work to do a

1:24:53

fake moon to do a fake moon.

1:24:57

Like moon is this moon 2.0 if

1:24:59

the moon's always been fake then it's

1:25:01

a real moon from the beginning

1:25:03

of time it was fake then you're

1:25:05

right then that's But I guess

1:25:08

I'm asking it has there been

1:25:10

a replacement of okay is there a

1:25:12

moon to moon to yeah By the way we

1:25:14

it does kind of piss me off that

1:25:16

we only have one moon. Yeah a lot

1:25:19

of other planets have plenty

1:25:21

What would you do with more moons?

1:25:23

Probably be able to jump

1:25:26

higher Imagine wherewolds though. Yeah,

1:25:28

pet bad news for working

1:25:30

overtime. You'd be able to

1:25:33

surf bigger waves. Yeah, the waves

1:25:35

would be crazy. The earth would

1:25:37

be so much more narrowly if

1:25:40

there were two moons. What would

1:25:42

that do to like periods?

1:25:45

Oh, they'd be menaces all

1:25:47

the time. Yeah, we would

1:25:50

be way bigger bitches. Probably.

1:25:52

Always on the fucking rag.

1:25:55

Yeah. We're experiencing a rise

1:25:57

of 100% and crying.

1:25:59

Crying about stupid shit. Floods

1:26:01

from the amount of tears. No, I

1:26:04

do get jealous of planets that have

1:26:06

two moons. The tattooing? The tattooing, that

1:26:08

is a moon. Tattooing is a moon?

1:26:11

Is that a moon of indoor? But

1:26:13

didn't tattooing, did tattooing have two sons?

1:26:15

I don't know, I absorbed most of

1:26:18

my Star Wars lore via like other

1:26:20

pieces of art. So like songs that

1:26:22

trickle down trickle down I've never seen

1:26:25

the Star Wars movies Wow I saw

1:26:27

part of the man don't do it

1:26:29

I so I might not I saw

1:26:32

part of Return of the Jedi and

1:26:34

I think I might you know what

1:26:36

I might have seen Whatever episode one

1:26:39

was I think is that the one

1:26:41

where they just like spend all their

1:26:43

time talking about taxes? Yeah, it's episode

1:26:46

one. It's a trade dispute. Yeah. Yeah.

1:26:48

So I so I think I saw

1:26:50

part of episode one in theaters and

1:26:53

then I left because I was like

1:26:55

this is boring as fuck when is

1:26:57

when is the story you were probably

1:27:00

like the exact demographic that it was

1:27:02

for oh yeah I was like when

1:27:04

is the star war going to happen

1:27:07

yeah this is just this is just

1:27:09

a tariff star first I attempted it

1:27:11

I had I think it was still

1:27:14

a 15 I was like almost smoke

1:27:16

and attempt to watch a movie that

1:27:18

I've never watched before that the people

1:27:21

said to watch and star wars with

1:27:23

first one so I was like okay

1:27:25

which you want I start with And

1:27:28

it started like the first one whichever

1:27:30

one I don't know when they got

1:27:32

the words going Yeah, yeah, like that.

1:27:35

That's on all of them. Oh, well,

1:27:37

my bad. No, I know. I'm I'm

1:27:39

kind of mad They had they had

1:27:42

they had started shooting those little the

1:27:44

dudes with the white armor. Yeah, store

1:27:46

laser's and when you're high like you

1:27:49

psychoanalyze everything right it was just a

1:27:51

corniest. Yeah, most horrible scene and I

1:27:53

turned out I was like this is

1:27:56

horrible dog so I tried the next

1:27:58

movie they said I just should see

1:28:00

which was the matrix and that motherfucker

1:28:03

was that's bad yeah that was and

1:28:05

that was much better and I watched

1:28:07

that 2015 I hadn't seen it for

1:28:10

the first time and it was in

1:28:12

99 graphic is crazy though. Aaron I

1:28:14

need you to watch IP Man, IP

1:28:17

Man. What is that? It's my favorite

1:28:19

movie of all time. It's my most

1:28:21

watched movie of all time. Made us

1:28:24

watch it during a college football Saturday.

1:28:26

How'd you like it? It was a

1:28:28

nightmare. Terrible. What's it about? 2008? Yeah.

1:28:31

It's about Japan invading China and they

1:28:33

were forcing the Chinese into labor camps

1:28:35

but forcing the Chinese to fight their

1:28:38

generals. And this was a martial arts

1:28:40

master in China and he fought their

1:28:42

generals. And he's the guy that discovered

1:28:45

Bruce Lee. He trained Bruce Lee. Oh

1:28:47

wow. Yeah, so it's a true story.

1:28:49

Yeah, ish. It's a little exaggerated. The

1:28:52

third one, he fights Mike Tyson. But

1:28:54

the first one's really good. Yeah, that

1:28:56

sounds, it's fascinating. I'd like to see

1:28:59

this movie. What do you think is

1:29:01

the best movie to smoke and watch

1:29:03

for the first time? Like a classic.

1:29:06

The Lord of the Rings are pretty

1:29:08

good. Little long. But that can get,

1:29:10

but I can also get you like,

1:29:13

you don't want to get in a

1:29:15

bad mental space. It can get weird.

1:29:17

Good smoking watching for the first time.

1:29:20

I like to make the Matrix is

1:29:22

dope because it really if you like

1:29:24

to like analyze it was good like,

1:29:27

yeah, we really are in the Matrix

1:29:29

man. You know what really slaves to

1:29:31

this society? It's believable. You know what

1:29:34

one of my favorite movies of all

1:29:36

time is and I haven't watched it

1:29:38

since I was probably like 22 so

1:29:41

it might suck. Kung Pow enter the

1:29:43

fist. Yeah, really good movie. That's a

1:29:45

great movie. So it's like. Uh-uh. I

1:29:48

think it overdubs and it takes scenes

1:29:50

from old martial arts movies and then

1:29:52

they overdub it with new new dialogues.

1:29:55

It's like MXC. Yeah, so the storyline

1:29:57

is completely different and it's fucking hilarious.

1:29:59

It's genuinely very funny. It's so good.

1:30:02

I need to see that movie again.

1:30:04

Another one, High Fun, is any movie

1:30:06

about weed? Oh yeah? Like the original

1:30:09

Cheech and Chong ones? That's really dope

1:30:11

to watch High. How High with Red

1:30:13

and Redman? Yeah. Meth and rare cheese.

1:30:16

You know. Smoking movies they're not making

1:30:18

stone or movies anymore. Yeah, Pineapple Express

1:30:20

was one dude. Where's my car? Yeah.

1:30:23

Yeah. Oh what? Uh, fuck. What's the

1:30:25

name of the the Dave Chappelle one?

1:30:27

Oh? Wow. He was a janitor custodian

1:30:30

dick. Yeah Uh, Abizab, you're my only

1:30:32

friend. Abizab, you're my only friend. Dave

1:30:34

Chappelle, we- That is a great movie

1:30:37

to watch that as well. What is

1:30:39

it, bro? Half-baked. Half-baked. Half-baked. Half-baked. Yeah,

1:30:41

yeah. Jesus. Jim Brewer. I feel like

1:30:44

the legalization of weed has really done

1:30:46

harm to the weed movie industry. We'd

1:30:48

instantly stop being cool. Yeah, exactly. Wow.

1:30:51

Yeah. Yeah. But it's just too, it's

1:30:53

too strong now. I can't do it.

1:30:55

You agree with that sake? Ever since

1:30:57

we became legal and accessible, I stopped

1:31:00

doing it. Yeah. Not because it was

1:31:02

legal and I thought like it's just,

1:31:04

I got too high. Yeah, weed makes

1:31:07

you too high these days. We've been

1:31:09

trying to bring back mids. Yeah, that's

1:31:11

something anybody could get behind. Mids are

1:31:14

great. Big Tea, do you have any

1:31:16

other comment regarding the the fake son?

1:31:18

I would like for there to be

1:31:21

more sunny days. And so pull it

1:31:23

out. If they can control the sun,

1:31:25

they can control the rain. If you

1:31:28

can control the weather, let's just have,

1:31:30

it should just rain at night when

1:31:32

everyone's asleep. Right? Then you wake up

1:31:35

in the morning. Oh, it's 72 again.

1:31:37

R. it was maybe big sun was

1:31:39

designed by these these Hollywood lids and

1:31:42

that's why they get 72 degrees and

1:31:44

sunny every single day now that's in

1:31:46

that area yeah that's something to think

1:31:49

about just have to pay 56% in

1:31:51

income tax and you too can have

1:31:53

better weather would you would you pay

1:31:56

money if you could improve the weather

1:31:58

in Chicago like if there was no

1:32:00

I don't I don't care about weather

1:32:03

at all you don't care about weather

1:32:05

at all like moving here I was

1:32:07

very nervous about it people it's so

1:32:10

cold it's terrible it's fine it's cold

1:32:12

for a little longer than it is

1:32:14

other places it's completely fine but you

1:32:17

wouldn't want like I don't know right

1:32:19

now I feel like I'm ready for

1:32:21

75 degrees it will come eventually and

1:32:24

I guess it makes it better when

1:32:26

it gets here It's just a little...

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The problem with Illinois is you're still

1:32:31

paying those taxes and you don't get

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it. Yeah. Yeah, but think about everything

1:32:35

else that you get from the city.

1:32:38

Right. Yeah. It's amazing. The zoo's free.

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Totally. Have you been to the zoo?

1:32:42

No, I don't do zoos. Why not?

1:32:45

No, I'm with that. I love zoos.

1:32:47

All the zoo keeper. Yeah, that's not

1:32:49

why. It's just I find them wholly

1:32:52

uninteresting. If I was a wild animal,

1:32:54

I think I'd rather have the safety

1:32:56

and regular feeding of a zoo, then...

1:32:59

Yeah, that's what they say. I'm such

1:33:01

a fucking sheep. Yeah, 100%. I have

1:33:03

captors. A captors say. The colonizers. I

1:33:06

get it. If there was, if horses

1:33:08

had zoos and they collected all the

1:33:10

other animals and the horses could like

1:33:13

walk through and look at you, and

1:33:15

they had a human. and you were

1:33:17

set up in an environment that like

1:33:20

looked like your apartment kind of but

1:33:22

not really no chance of death I

1:33:24

get fed but the TV they put

1:33:27

like a TV in your fake apartment

1:33:29

and it's just like a painting of

1:33:31

a screen on the TV so you

1:33:34

can't actually watch it. Yeah. Because you

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