0:02

relationships. But you're wrong. And

0:06

there's no magic bullet. You

0:10

need

0:12

medicine. It don't always taste

0:15

good. But if it

0:17

gets you better, you need this

0:19

medicine. It

0:21

ain't gonna always taste good. This

0:23

is what you need. Men and

0:26

women, bottom line. We need to

0:28

have the conversation. You

0:30

want to give up control. But

0:32

only if you know how to drive. This

0:34

is about being the best UU you

0:36

could ever be. Whoever you are. I

0:38

don't care if you're a man, a

0:41

woman, LGBTQ, space

0:43

alien. I'll

0:45

save anybody. I don't care. I'll teach

0:47

a hedgehog how to have a threesome.

0:49

What do you mean by that? Look,

0:52

you don't have to listen to me. You're

0:54

wrong. Listen, I

0:56

know I'm great. And I know

0:58

you're thinking, Dante, there's no

1:00

way. I could be like

1:03

you. But you could be me,

1:05

you know why? Because you know who

1:07

I was? Before I was me, I

1:09

was you. I'm your man, score 202. Better

1:11

hear what I've got to say because

1:13

you won't get it again. I'm not an

1:15

alpha male. I'm not a beta male

1:17

either. I'm just a

1:19

better man. Better man. Put your

1:21

happiness first, because if you don't,

1:24

they won't. What up,

1:26

y 'all? G .Y .B .B. Get your balls

1:28

back. W .W .D .D. What would Dante do

1:30

to sexual revolutionist man? podcast

1:32

that and I am excited. This

1:35

is Corona lockdown show number what

1:37

five and we don't know.

1:39

I've lost track seven or AD

1:41

after Corona. don't know what's

1:43

going on. How are you doing,

1:45

bro? I'm doing good. I'm

1:47

just more enthralled by Andre's background.

1:50

By the way, if you want to see

1:52

these by the way, we're putting all these

1:54

shows on YouTube. Go to the YouTube. You

1:56

could see the little joy Andre has left

1:58

in this world, which is fucking around with

2:00

the virtual background. It's a

2:02

beautiful thing of the president smoking

2:04

a Lysol Jules Yeah,

2:08

you gotta watch that vaping. Yeah, I

2:10

really watched that vaping Drey you ready

2:12

to rock them home? Yeah, bro.

2:14

I got chips in my hands. I'm ready

2:16

to do this. We got it. We got it.

2:18

Don't be chewing in the mic. Um, special

2:20

guests in the building, uh uh sketch

2:22

comedy instagram influencer uh all kinds

2:24

of shit she's doing uh how are

2:26

you do the honors please that's

2:29

right aka known as uh damn homie

2:31

11 on instagram with a huge

2:33

following uh the lovely maya is here

2:35

with us maya thank you for

2:37

joining us thank you for having me thanks

2:39

for having me how you holding up

2:41

sweetie how you holding up i'm okay i've

2:44

been actually using this as a

2:46

good thing like instead of saying oh

2:48

shit i'm gonna be home and

2:50

doing nothing um right I'm doing like

2:52

everything that I've been putting off

2:54

for months like there's you know

2:56

this is the best

2:58

time for writing and all

3:00

those times where people were like get a

3:02

real job and now we're the only ones

3:04

with jobs because everything we do is social

3:06

media so we're actually missing more right now. Yeah,

3:09

it's a little it's an interesting dynamic how

3:11

things are gonna change but I mean

3:13

It's weird because as you know You do

3:15

a lot of sketches and stuff you

3:17

do stuff on YouTube as well or is

3:19

it mostly Instagram or both or what? No,

3:22

I don't I don't really do YouTube

3:24

I did when I first started but I

3:26

never wanted to fall into the category

3:28

of like a youtuber Cuz once you start

3:30

doing YouTube and you know, you forget what

3:32

else you want to do I want

3:34

to you know What do you

3:37

forget? What else you want to do? I

3:39

don't understand. No, like I right

3:41

now I'm writing a book and I want to

3:43

you know The book is also gonna be

3:45

written as a like a pilot that I'm gonna

3:47

shoot that I'm gonna pitch as a show

3:49

Mm -hmm. So is it like a memoir of

3:51

some of the things you did or what's

3:53

your what's your full background? So everybody knows

3:55

for people who don't know explain how you

3:57

know how you got into all this stuff

3:59

and and everything well, I

4:01

was doing real estate and I

4:05

was making money, and I

4:07

was great at it, but I just wasn't

4:09

happy. And it took

4:11

for me to go through something really crazy.

4:13

I was dating somebody for a year and a

4:15

half, and then I found out he had

4:17

a side bitch in Baltimore, so I ended up

4:19

just leaving him. And

4:21

six months later, he ended up actually, no,

4:24

as soon as I left him, he ended

4:26

up marrying her. And then six months

4:28

later, he killed her. Jesus.

4:30

Really? Wow. Yeah.

4:34

Well, it does the bullet, Yeah. So

4:36

when that happened, it's like it opened my

4:38

eyes to where, you know, that could have

4:41

been me. And yeah, like I can't keep

4:43

living like this. You know, I'd rather take

4:45

a chance and make less money, but not

4:47

wake up every morning like dreading getting out of bed.

4:50

Wait, I'm because there's a there's kind

4:52

of a disconnect here. I don't

4:54

know how we got to you dating

4:56

this guy to real estate being you

4:59

know, maybe what was the

5:01

connection between this guy and what you

5:03

were doing or you just saying because you

5:05

almost died, you were like, I'm not going

5:07

to be unhappy. I don't want to do

5:09

anything that I'm not happy doing anymore. Meaning

5:11

like two years, I've only been doing

5:13

this for two years, not even, you know,

5:16

so before that I was going real

5:18

estate, like I just, I want it

5:20

to be a normal person, just have, you

5:22

know, regular job, have a family, kids

5:24

and, you know, The

5:27

guy that I mean the guy has nothing

5:29

to do with real estate because he

5:31

wasn't in real estate He was a scammer,

5:33

which is crazy if you think about

5:35

it because I had a job where I

5:37

have people's personal information And it's like

5:39

if they only knew that my boyfriend was

5:41

like a piece of shit loser They're

5:43

like still people's money and shit, but obviously

5:45

I never like Involved him my work

5:47

Was he Africans

5:56

do a lot of paper traces. No, he

5:58

was Dominican, but he didn't

6:00

live in Florida. Back when it

6:02

was still possible. Now they made it

6:04

super hard. Right. So

6:07

he lived in Florida. He

6:09

didn't live here. He would go

6:11

to Florida to scam. I

6:15

was in New York, I lived in

6:17

Columbus Circle, which is doing real estate

6:19

for city habitats. Wow.

6:22

And what was the, is there anything

6:24

that you could think of that might

6:26

have made you think this guy could murder

6:28

me? Or is that like in retrospect,

6:31

cause you know, after it's all over, we

6:33

look back and you see the red

6:35

flags. Is there anything that you thought that

6:37

that might have been the case? I

6:39

think with everybody you see red flags but you

6:41

know like a lot of times we like

6:43

someone it's like we let it go like aw

6:45

but he's cute. don't bail money. I'm so cute

6:48

the way he sharpens the knives. many things

6:50

that we shouldn't but I feel like the clues

6:52

were all there it's just I didn't know at

6:54

the time like I had a best friend of

6:56

10 years who hooked me up with him and

6:58

she never told me his background

7:00

like she was a PO I didn't even know she

7:03

was a PO I thought she worked for a doctor's

7:05

office like every other Russian girl. But

7:07

this girl hooked me up with him,

7:09

not telling me that he went to jail

7:11

for five years for beating the shit

7:13

out of his big moms and five other

7:15

girls. I didn't know any of this.

7:17

And she's actually the reason me and her stop

7:19

being friends is because when he had a warrant

7:21

for his arrest, she's the one that called

7:23

the cops on him. And

7:26

so you were mad that she called the

7:28

cops on him? Why

7:30

is that your business? You know what

7:32

I mean? I

7:35

mean I don't

7:37

know Why would you

7:39

go out of your way to call the cops

7:41

on them? Let them themselves like why

7:43

are you making a I think what

7:45

she's saying is no snitching no

7:47

snitching no snitching Why you got a

7:49

snitch? Yeah, you know when I asked

7:51

her about it and she denied it. I

7:53

can't have people around me that you know

8:00

Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Okay. Go

8:03

ahead. Go ahead. So that leads so that

8:05

that type of stuff happens and you go,

8:07

Hey, it's time for me to have a

8:09

little bit of a better life or a more

8:11

enjoyable life. And then so you hit Instagram or

8:13

did it come sort of naturally? Did you just

8:15

get a lot of people liking your pics and

8:17

stuff? Like, what was the

8:19

progression of that? No, um, one

8:22

day we just recorded a video and Cody on them.

8:24

I'm walking and my, my homeboys like driving and trying

8:26

to holler at me and I get in and asking

8:28

to see his dick. And

8:31

that video just went viral out of nowhere,

8:33

so... That shit is comedy gold

8:35

right there. So it's like,

8:37

when it happened, I didn't want to

8:39

be the, let me see your dick, girl. So I had to

8:41

just keep doing videos. I didn't really want to do that. I

8:44

didn't want to die. My tombstone would have said, here

8:46

and wise, let me see your dick, girl. Let me

8:48

see your dick, girl, right? Well, that's what people really follow

8:50

me. So I'm like, I cannot be that. I

8:52

started doing other shit, like making sure people

8:54

know I'm a comedian, not the fucking, let me

8:56

see your dick, girl. My mom loves to let

8:58

me see your dick girl. Let me get a picture

9:00

to send my mom. Yo,

9:03

could you take a picture with my kids?

9:05

This is my son. He's thrilled to

9:07

let me see your dick girl.

9:09

Oh, you like so. I was like, ah, I didn't

9:11

want to I didn't want to be known as anything.

9:13

Like that's why all my comedy has always been like

9:16

I change it up all the time so that no

9:18

one knows me as the girl that does this or

9:20

that. Like you're just going to

9:22

know me as someone who said, okay, so. Some

9:25

of the feed is comedy videos and

9:27

then other feeds are some you know you

9:29

I guess would it be considered modeling

9:31

or just shots or what do you consider

9:33

it? I don't model, but I

9:36

think that's like the saddest thing to be

9:38

unless you work for like Victoria's Secrets like

9:40

you know when I meet girls and I was like what

9:42

do you do? I'm a model like oh shit, what

9:44

else do do? You

9:47

know I was here in college when

9:49

I was in college I used to do music videos,

9:51

but Come on, like, you know, bitches

9:53

be like, that's what they said. They say that

9:55

about comics all the time. They were like,

9:57

oh, you you're a comic. Can you write a

9:59

script? Do you have a

10:01

book friend? Because like to be a comedian,

10:03

I think we'll know what's kind of similar

10:05

because it's no because modeling you could be

10:07

ugly and then you could make yourself beautiful

10:09

if you're not funny. You're not there's no

10:11

way to make yourself funny. Do

10:14

you know? I don't know.

10:16

I disagree with that. I mean, I

10:18

teach I teach it. I mean, it's definitely

10:20

You know, when you talk about there's

10:23

fundamentals of comedy that are in

10:25

place and some people have a knack

10:27

for it, but I've been doing

10:29

comedy 20 years. Harry's coming up on

10:31

20, Dre, how many years you

10:33

got now? Eight. Eight. So it's like,

10:35

there are people who are not

10:37

naturally funny, who have learned

10:40

the technique of being funny, especially

10:42

when you're talking about sketch and

10:44

doing videos, the structure and stuff

10:46

like that. I mean, Harry writes,

10:49

You know, he's wrote for a

10:51

couple of radio stations and other stuff

10:53

and he writes for a wrestling

10:55

company. So there's definitely a structure that

10:57

you understand that you got to kind

10:59

of understand that works. Some people have a

11:01

knack for it right out the gate,

11:03

but it is something that you can learn.

11:06

I just think it's, it's not, it's,

11:08

you see extraordinary comics when they have, when

11:10

they are funny and they know the

11:12

structure. You know I mean? Like both. both

11:15

fans of it. So, um, you

11:17

know, Harry, you wrote a lot of stuff. I

11:19

mean, but it was, it was, did

11:21

you take classes or did you

11:23

just like, I, I did take

11:26

classes at UCB early on to

11:28

learn like the format of sketch

11:30

comedy structure. So there is a

11:32

structure to it, you know, like you want to, you

11:35

come out with a sketch for the

11:37

most part. All right. Something normal, something

11:39

weird happens and then, uh, you

11:41

try to normalize that and then the

11:44

weird thing happens again and then again and

11:46

quicker and quicker and you want to

11:48

go like three beats and i'm explaining

11:50

it really fast but right right most

11:52

good sketches have that structure outside of

11:54

like just like crazy random

11:56

shit you know yeah

11:58

well you i think as a sleep but you've never

12:00

done stand -up though right Yeah,

12:02

yeah, have you done stand up?

12:04

I've done it like I've went on

12:07

like open mics before but just

12:09

actually do stand up. I was like,

12:11

I kept saying I'm gonna do

12:13

it. I'm gonna do it. But I

12:15

never like sat down and really

12:17

forced myself to like learn how to

12:19

write because writing stand up and

12:21

kids are two different things. Like, absolutely.

12:24

You know, once I learned how

12:26

to do it, it became super easy.

12:28

But stand up is like, you

12:30

have to write 10 minutes of of

12:32

a story where you keep in

12:34

people interested in what you're saying. And

12:36

you're looking about seven seconds, every

12:39

seven to 10 seconds, you're supposed to

12:41

be getting laughs throughout that, which

12:43

a lot of our colleagues don't do

12:45

that at all. But it's an

12:47

interesting thing to understand. Just to even

12:49

understanding, because a lot of Instagram

12:51

influencers don't even, I mean, literally, I

12:54

don't think I really had an

12:56

understanding of stand up. And

12:58

what it was, it took me like

13:00

10 years to really get to the point

13:02

where I felt confident enough that I

13:04

knew what I was doing. And then I

13:06

realized how much I sucked at 10

13:09

years. But it's like it

13:11

just, you know, it just so it just

13:13

keeps getting like the depth of how good

13:15

you can get in the nuance of the

13:17

things you can learn is so, so much,

13:19

so much deeper than you understand. It's not

13:21

just here's what I'm saying and this is

13:23

funny and then it goes to well I

13:25

want to say something funny but I want

13:27

it to be true to me and then

13:29

I want to make a man you know

13:31

just there's just levels to it um but

13:33

you you started doing this just as from

13:35

that one video you don't want me to

13:37

the cut to your dick girl and then

13:39

you just started doing these videos and how

13:41

long did it really take for you to

13:43

take off Well, when I started doing it,

13:45

my next video was like, when drug dealers

13:48

want to be your friend in real life,

13:50

and it's like me buying drugs, and now

13:52

he's asking me what I'm doing later if

13:54

I want to go to movies with him.

13:56

And I'm like, so wait, you're going to

13:58

pay for me with the money I just

14:00

gave you. So I started making comedy like

14:02

that. And the first couple of months, my

14:04

father wasn't really growing crazy because everybody's seen

14:06

the video, but it wasn't like I didn't

14:08

tag it. So no one, everyone thought it

14:10

was a real video. Okay.

14:12

It took a good six months for people

14:14

to realize, wait a minute, because I'm starting to

14:16

post other skits and I have a certain

14:18

style of doing it and they're like, wait a

14:20

fucking minute, that's that girl. And

14:23

so was it just the idea of

14:25

you learning how to pilot promote it? Was

14:27

that the thing or just not knowing?

14:29

No, about like having people collaborate with you

14:31

because you, in skits, you

14:33

have to have other people take you

14:35

seriously. You don't have this. A lot

14:37

of people come up just, you know,

14:40

doing videos by themselves, but I wanted,

14:42

like, other people to respect me that

14:44

do this. Yeah. You know, not

14:46

everybody needs that, but for me, it's like,

14:48

I want that respect. Like, even if you don't

14:50

think I'm funny, you're going to respect my

14:52

hard work. Right. So when I'm

14:54

doing skits, it's like, you know,

14:56

got to the point where I know, I

14:58

know what the fuck I'm doing at this

15:00

shit. But every there's two types of comedians.

15:03

There's the influencer like Instagram ones. And then

15:05

there's the stand up comedians and those stand

15:07

up comedians move down on influencers because they're

15:09

like, you're not a real comedian unless you

15:11

do stand up, which is why I said

15:13

I have to do stand up like to

15:15

just to prove I can like, and because

15:17

that's what I want to do. Like I

15:19

love telling stories. And I don't always want

15:21

to tell a story in under one minute.

15:24

Right, right. Well, I mean, I think

15:26

I think the I mean, it's

15:28

a different, it's a different art form.

15:30

And also it's a, it's a

15:32

situation where you, you know, the

15:35

depths of it, but I mean, even, you

15:37

know, you, you kind of, you, you respect

15:39

the fact that this is something that people

15:41

do for years and years and years and

15:43

years. And it's just, it's a craft that

15:45

you have to learn. But, you know, it's,

15:47

it's a funny thing when people say, like

15:49

you said, I want to do stand up

15:51

just to show that I can do it.

15:53

But the reality is that Well,

15:55

I wanted to show that I could do it, but that's

15:57

what I'm, I feel like that's what I'm meant to do.

16:00

Oh, you, you want to be at Santa? Yeah.

16:02

I've always wanted to. I just never thought

16:04

I'd have the balls. Like, but, you know, it

16:06

takes some, it took a lot for me

16:08

to, to happen to me, for me to like

16:10

really say, why do I care what anyone

16:12

thinks? The only opinion that really matters is my

16:14

father's. Everybody else, I don't give a fuck.

16:16

And once you start living like that, where you

16:18

know, family is the only thing that matters. Like,

16:21

you have to worry about other people. Could

16:23

you ask your father if he thinks I'm cool?

16:25

Because, I mean, his is the only opinion

16:27

that matters. I want to know that I'm at

16:29

least, I'm good. Am I good? Ask him

16:31

if I'm good. Oh my God,

16:33

that's how I feel. Like, their opinion is the only

16:35

one that matters. So when people say, what is your

16:38

dad think? My dad follows me and likes most of

16:40

my videos. And he helps shoot a lot of them. right

16:42

right right so does your dad help

16:44

shoot the close -ups of the ass because

16:47

that's got to be uncomfortable because there are

16:49

a lot of ass shots in there

16:51

and my dad will say i'm changing diapers

16:53

whatever like if but if it's a

16:55

close -up of my asshole obviously my mom

16:57

will help you with that yeah you got

16:59

your different departments let's be reasonable family

17:01

affair family Do

17:05

you I mean you're definitely using sex

17:08

appeal in a lot of these videos

17:10

for sure And you don't have any

17:12

issue with that. Yeah, like as a

17:14

person Did you use that in your

17:16

life prior to this like as a

17:18

real you said you did really well

17:20

in real estate? And then I see

17:22

some pictures of the ground course and

17:25

I'm like, of course you did I

17:27

never use my sexuality like I will

17:29

go to work every day dressed in

17:31

all black like in like sportswear Never

17:33

have makeup Barely ever

17:35

have my hair done. I would always look like I'd

17:37

be going to the gym. I'd have my hair

17:40

up, no makeup, maybe sunglasses. Okay,

17:42

stop. Look, let me explain something

17:44

to you. There's no way that you're

17:46

gonna look, your sexuality is not,

17:49

your intention, but is still gonna

17:51

find you attractive if you got your hand on

17:53

ponytail. I feel like I get hollered up more when

17:55

I have no makeup on than when I do,

17:57

for some reason. How do think that is? I

18:01

don't know. They're

18:05

going to be intimidated. If I look like shit,

18:07

they're going to say, oh, who's this bitch? They're going

18:10

to say no to me. She looks like shit

18:12

right now. Yeah. Is

18:14

the intimidation. Yeah.

18:18

Yeah. Done up. Got the heels on.

18:20

No, I got to be that girl where

18:22

it's like, I go to. you know, work

18:24

every day in heels and a dress. But

18:27

no, I've always because I've worked with a

18:29

lot of like husband and wives. And I

18:31

know like the last thing I want to

18:33

do is like make the wife mad and

18:35

uncomfortable. Like the whole time you want to

18:37

just ignore the husband completely. His opinion doesn't

18:39

fucking matter. She's the one you're paying all

18:41

your right because she's already she already hates

18:43

your guts already. Yeah, just living. Yeah.

18:46

Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy.

18:48

So wait, that's interesting that you appeal

18:50

to the to the white. Is it just

18:52

because you want to disarm her or

18:54

is it because you know that her perspective

18:56

leads what the purchase is going to

18:58

be? I knew that, you know, I, like

19:00

I catered to like every person I

19:03

spoke to, like, this is

19:05

really how I speak 24 seven. But, you know,

19:07

when I was doing real estate and all my,

19:09

all the properties were mostly like upper east side

19:11

up or west side, I'd have to put on

19:13

like a white voice and be like, yeah,

19:15

so, you know, at three o 'clock,

19:17

you want to die. And it's like,

19:19

You know, that sounds like

19:21

Andre. Andre sounds just like how you

19:24

sound. That's all talking a regular basis. It's

19:27

hard for me to talk like that, but

19:30

like young life. a

19:34

47 year old wealthy woman and be

19:36

like, yo, I'll meet you at fucking

19:38

two o 'clock. I bet I can't

19:40

do that. So I'd have to do

19:42

that. Andre, how would you close a

19:44

house? How would you sell a house or

19:46

an apartment? would say a good evening

19:48

for one. What

19:50

about if it's afternoon

19:52

and you look

19:54

crazy? Then I just don't even

19:56

know what time it is. You know

19:58

I mean, good afternoon? What's that? What's afternoon? That's 12?

20:00

You're already out. I'm not buying a house for

20:03

you. You don't know what you're talking about. Well, you

20:05

know my heart good. You want this apartment or

20:07

not? Not.

20:09

Hey, lady, I'm coming from the heart. You want

20:11

this or not? No, you don't

20:13

even know time. You don't know. But

20:16

I know the dishwasher work. Yeah,

20:18

but you might fuck up the decimal point. I don't

20:20

want you to fuck up the decimal point on what

20:22

this is going to cost, because you don't know to.

20:24

Exactly. I fuck it up. It's cheaper now. Your boy

20:26

looked out for you. Look at that. Look at God.

20:30

Where's God? Hey, look at

20:32

God. Look at God. Drop

20:35

some. Shit.

20:37

What's wrong with you, Drake? It's really

20:40

something. Nobody knows. OK, so if

20:42

you never use your sort of

20:44

sexuality in real life. it's kind of

20:46

a big leap in my head.

20:48

I don't know, maybe it's not to

20:50

jump from that to being like,

20:52

I dress conservatively at work and then

20:54

online, I'm wearing like, I'm

20:56

showing my ass in these

20:58

thong panties. Yo, and it's really

21:00

crazy because, you know,

21:03

even recently, I'm talking to this guy and

21:05

we're going on like, you know, we're

21:07

on already day four or whatever and like,

21:10

We were in my car, just making out in the

21:12

backseat, but that's it. The next day, he fucking text me,

21:14

because I posted a video on the grandma, I'm like

21:16

taking my ass, and he goes, Instagram

21:18

gets to see more of you than I do

21:20

at four in the morning in the back of a

21:22

car. And it's like, a lot

21:24

of people always ask me, you make

21:26

this persona of this big horn in real

21:28

life, but in real life, you're actually

21:30

like a fucking virgin. You're

21:33

very conservative, so to speak. Yeah,

21:37

he's not as free as you are.

21:40

I'm not claiming be an angel, not an

21:42

animal. I'm just saying, I'm not...

21:44

I mean, you gotta get it in. You

21:46

gotta get it tapped, you gotta get the

21:48

dust knocked off it every once in a

21:51

while, everybody. Bro, I can tell

21:53

you, the last time I had sex was January

21:55

18. And before that, I

21:57

don't know. Why did you

21:59

say like January 18th when you know for

22:01

a fact, apparently? What

22:06

happened January 18th is what

22:08

I was facing. So

22:10

yeah, like for Instagram thought I

22:12

should be doing a lot more, I

22:15

think. So let me ask you,

22:17

do you have a problem with that

22:19

with what the representatives could. So

22:21

what's interesting is like we, you know,

22:23

the integrity of the show, you know,

22:26

is kind of talks about relationships

22:28

and male, female roles and stuff like

22:30

that. And I mean, like, I

22:32

remember, I won't get into it, but

22:34

I had a thing on the

22:36

internet and then there was this whole

22:39

perception of it because they go

22:41

nuts. Like, motherfuckers, like, they

22:43

turn on you as quick as they with

22:45

you and they're not with you. And

22:47

then, you know, they're motherfuckers. It's like real,

22:49

like, and a lot of

22:51

it is a lot of motherfuckers who

22:53

who they're living there you know so

22:55

here it is you're you've decided to

22:57

stop selling real estate do something

22:59

that you want to do create it

23:01

you're creating this kind of aura of

23:04

creativity and stuff and these people

23:06

are just watching you because they're not

23:08

living life themselves they're just there's so

23:10

much of this living through the influencers

23:12

i mean i guess that's why

23:14

they call you an influencer because people

23:16

are looking at your life but what's

23:18

interesting is that you're saying to

23:20

me Here I was in

23:22

this relationship and the dude could

23:24

have killed me and you know

23:26

I'm saying is this real stuff

23:29

going on in your life. Yet

23:31

and still the perception is that,

23:33

you know, like everybody's Instagram is

23:35

a snapshot of the best shit

23:37

in their life. And then people

23:39

start to perceive that your life

23:41

is perfect like that all the

23:43

time. And here's a situation where

23:46

you literally could have been murdered

23:48

by somebody that you that you

23:50

dated. You know, um, so

23:52

it's like, how does that affect

23:54

you in terms of the persona

23:56

of what you, what, what, who

23:58

you really are and who you,

24:00

you know, who they perceive you

24:02

as? I think it takes like

24:04

a lot, every comedian I think

24:06

has been through a lot of

24:09

fucked up shit to be able

24:11

to just like laugh at it.

24:13

Like, damn, like, you know, like

24:15

I, I started. Seen the good

24:17

and everything even the worst shit.

24:19

So it is hard cuz even

24:21

before like I'm really good friends

24:23

with already Fukuwa that works at

24:25

comedy seller and yeah, I met

24:27

him like 10 years ago. I

24:29

think I Sorry What happened there

24:31

real quick, so I think her

24:34

food is coming. Oh, okay. Well,

24:36

we lost her there for a

24:38

second My friends are here Oh,

24:42

okay. So you're working. Sorry.

24:44

Yeah. That's all right. That's all right. We're

24:46

just confused. I thought the toaster oven

24:49

was done. No. No,

24:54

just, um, and I remember he

24:56

told me he didn't drink and I was

24:58

like, why? He goes to comedians get really depressed

25:01

and I go, how can you get depressed?

25:03

Your whole life is about comedy. Like, but then

25:05

becoming it, I'm like, I could see why

25:07

because there's days where I'm having the worst day

25:09

of my fucking life and I can't go

25:11

online and start crying because I'm here to make

25:13

other people's day better. Nobody's hoping

25:15

for me to make their day

25:17

fucking worse. I mean, you

25:19

know already well that you know already

25:21

well or you don't know him that

25:23

well. Who already know I

25:25

know already for ten years like I said

25:27

the way I met him as I

25:29

went to comedy cellar and I sat in

25:31

the front row like an idiot And

25:33

he started making fun of me and I

25:35

started going back at him and we

25:37

just went back and forth and you know

25:39

Because already man, I don't know if

25:41

you know that how you know Artie's son

25:43

was killed And the thing he went

25:45

through the whole thing with Tracy Morgan and

25:47

I mean like I had a rough crazy

25:53

should happen. And you think how the

25:55

fuck can they like smile through all that

25:57

just learn? I mean, what's the option?

25:59

Do you know I mean? Like, what's the

26:01

option? He was just gonna not live

26:03

anymore. Or, you know, just not gonna

26:05

have no joy in your life. You know,

26:07

I mean, I'm already was in a coma

26:09

after the whole, the whole Walmart thing. He

26:11

was in a coma for a minute. I

26:13

mean, and already is one of the happiest

26:15

guys I know, actually, to die

26:17

for you to realize like, dammit, I

26:19

got a really But he was a

26:21

happy dude. Like he was. I mean,

26:23

he's a happy dude. It's

26:26

just, you know, he's been through so

26:28

much shit, but it's good to see him

26:30

like living nice now. And like, yeah,

26:32

yeah. And he deserves it. If anybody deserves

26:34

it, he does. But it's just it's

26:36

an interesting thing trying to like, because once

26:38

you once you put stuff out, it's

26:40

like you were saying, you don't want to

26:42

be to show me a dick girl.

26:44

It's like, once you put something out, you

26:47

really you can't really even perceive how

26:49

they're going to receive it. And

26:51

so, um, they get attached to it

26:53

and then, then they start defining

26:55

you for whatever they, however they perceive

26:58

you is like when, when, when,

27:00

you know, like, I remember Chappelle couldn't

27:02

do, Dave Chappelle couldn't do nothing

27:04

without somebody going, I'm Rick James, bitch. Like

27:06

that, they would, he couldn't even get through

27:08

his set to do it. It took a

27:10

long time for that to wear off. And

27:12

that's pretty rough, but having someone shout, show

27:14

me your dick from across the street and

27:16

with a thumbs up, show me your dick.

27:18

Yeah, right? Yeah. To a girl. Damn,

27:21

people stupid. I don't think I've ever, I

27:23

haven't had too many people scream like, let me

27:25

see your dick. Like, because it's like, they're

27:27

not trying to get punched. But

27:29

a lot of everyone just damn homie,

27:31

like. Right, but you but that's

27:34

also because you knew you started doing other

27:36

things so that you wouldn't be to let

27:38

me see to get me But I mean

27:40

if that would have been the video then

27:42

that would have been you know, that would

27:44

have been what it is It's just you

27:46

you always, you know, I started to realize

27:48

it, you know what you say really

27:50

makes a difference because you can't just say

27:52

you can't just be free and say what

27:54

you want to say you have to say

27:56

what you want to say in mind with

27:58

how people bend it and twist it in

28:00

their own way and make it something that

28:02

it's not you know you always have to

28:05

it's not because I think now comedy is

28:07

in a place where we have to be

28:09

so careful with our words and that's why

28:11

I love old school because it's like certain

28:13

things you can't even get away with but

28:15

that's what comedy is all about able

28:17

to whatever like the conversations I have

28:19

with my friends in private like are some

28:21

of the funniest things that could ever

28:23

hear but if we perform this to the

28:25

point of people oh my god so

28:27

everybody will be offended and like

28:30

you gotta you know it's

28:32

about being honest yeah

28:34

it's about so it's like

28:38

Watching that um that thing when Dave

28:40

Chappelle got the Mark train Mark

28:42

Twain award and when he was talking

28:44

about was you know This is

28:46

about truth and he said a lot

28:48

of times he knows and I

28:50

mean Harry We know that there's dudes

28:52

who we know are out and

28:54

out racist and their comedy is has

28:57

a racist tone to it But

28:59

there's still a truth. There's an honesty

29:01

and a truth to it. So

29:03

if it's funny, it's funny But the

29:05

point is what what what I

29:07

think is interesting, you know people talk

29:09

about how fucked up uh comedy

29:11

is that you can't say what you

29:13

want to say but what's interesting

29:15

is there's a market for everybody like

29:17

now so even if you if

29:19

even if you're out and out racist

29:21

you could you could have a

29:23

channel you could you could sponsor your

29:25

own channel and you just have

29:27

all racists on your fucking channel you

29:30

know I mean like I don't

29:32

know how successful they'd be but hey

29:34

Yeah, so so it's like you

29:36

just got like a guy won't I

29:38

won't put him put his name

29:40

out because I think you know we

29:42

still kind of cool but he

29:44

started talking this you know real racist

29:46

like Fox News did conspiracy stuff

29:48

but he moved and now he does

29:50

his show right out of his

29:52

house and now he's really gone bonkers

29:54

because at least before he had

29:56

he had other comics who were pressing

29:58

back on his nonsense. You know

30:00

I mean? It's like the

30:03

absurdness of when your fan base is

30:05

so big that people, everything that

30:07

you do is great, even if it's

30:09

not great. It's just great because

30:11

you're doing it and nobody questions say,

30:13

yo, that's not really not that

30:15

cool or that's not funny or that's

30:17

not talented. But when you

30:19

start, you get into, I mean,

30:21

that happened to Dane Cook. When

30:23

Dane Cook was like the biggest

30:26

comic, in the in the

30:28

world and and he and it was

30:30

a always a funny dude but then

30:32

he got so busy that he was

30:34

jerking himself off because the audience anything

30:36

he did was hilarious to them just

30:38

because he did it and if they

30:40

never questioned to see if it was

30:43

was it legitimately funny or was it

30:45

not it was like oh he did

30:47

it and so he's and it's interesting

30:49

how this whole thing becomes You know,

30:51

people wanting to be remembered. Everybody wants

30:53

to be remembered. Everybody wants their likes

30:55

up. They want it. It just it's

30:58

which is funny because how you say

31:00

you don't really give a fuck about

31:02

only thing you care about is what

31:04

your father thinks. And it's like, but

31:06

then you got a million followers on

31:08

Instagram. And so almost not giving a

31:10

fuck was the thing that got them

31:13

got people to listen to you in

31:15

the first. I don't know if that

31:17

if that helped or did you just

31:19

kind of do what you do and

31:21

and the following bill? No,

31:23

I think, I think I just, um, I

31:26

once, once world star started fucking with

31:28

me, I think that's when my following

31:30

started going crazy. Like, and they're basically

31:33

like, they're the, a lot

31:35

of people refer to them as like the

31:37

gatekeepers. Like they decide who's led and who

31:39

isn't. So it's like, and they put so

31:41

many people on that a lot of people

31:43

that wouldn't be shit if it wasn't for

31:45

them. Right. A lot of people don't even

31:47

deserve to have cloud, but somebody saw something

31:50

in them. Now is the

31:52

day approach you or was it where

31:54

you just doing your videos and then they

31:56

source got a hold of something and

31:58

they and they posted some or did they

32:00

contact you directly? Is it like that?

32:02

No, you like you send your videos into

32:04

them like and I was sending them

32:06

maybe for a year like some people send

32:08

it right away They start getting posted

32:10

for me. It took like a year every

32:13

day I'm sending it to them nothing

32:15

and I'm like and how many videos how

32:17

many videos a week would you put

32:19

together? I post one a video a day.

32:21

So now it's even now yeah so

32:23

i started posting two videos a day and

32:25

since i have two pages sometimes i

32:27

post like a video on one page and

32:29

two videos on this page so i'm

32:31

constantly i have to keep shooting content or

32:34

you know thinking of like ways to

32:36

like redo old content making it better so

32:38

i i always like i will say

32:40

you put a lot of effort into these

32:42

videos so i'm scrolling through some of

32:44

them as the show goes on and there's

32:46

one where Every girl's DM when she

32:48

posts a thirst trap and you're just twerking

32:50

basically in front of your door and

32:52

then in the street These are like wide

32:54

shots. Yeah, so somebody is doing this

32:57

zombie shot for guys start running around in

32:59

the streets of New York City out

33:01

of nowhere So there's like, yeah, it's not

33:03

just I gotta give you credit. There's

33:05

a lot of work that you put into

33:07

it So where does that mentality come

33:09

from is because you could get away with

33:11

just showing tits and ass on Instagram

33:13

and get a decent following. Yeah what made

33:15

you, what makes you decide to work

33:17

at it a little more or what? Like

33:20

what? Well, when you're doing skits, like

33:22

you want to, you know, shoot with other

33:24

people and because sometimes like we create

33:26

the funnish it together. Like I could only

33:28

do so many videos of like if

33:31

women told you about sex before sex after

33:33

during about condoms, like, like you, like

33:35

I try to do every type of video

33:37

and everyone's style is different. So that

33:39

style is like his name is a piece

33:41

by guy. And he does those type

33:43

of styles where they're reenacting things in real

33:45

life, but he posts it as a

33:47

Twitter thing. And then also in the video

33:49

with Ken Starrs, who I shoot with

33:51

on the regular, it's like, basically my, um,

33:55

I don't, what do you say? Like my partner

33:57

and the shit kind of thing. Colleague,

34:00

collaborator. Yeah. So most of my

34:02

videos is with him and that's,

34:04

cause we're really friends and real

34:06

life. The videos always come out

34:08

amazing. And. The

34:10

differences in LA, like people

34:12

that collab, even if they don't like

34:14

each other, they're still going to work together because all they

34:16

care about is followers. In New York,

34:18

if people don't fuck with each other, they

34:20

would never work together. So for me, it's more

34:23

like, you know, I get to

34:25

basically smoke weed for a living and

34:27

meet up with my friends and shoot

34:29

videos on our phone and just laugh

34:31

all fucking day. So, you know,

34:33

think of it more like we are

34:35

coworkers and we get to just hang out

34:37

all day. Can

34:39

I I mean, it's not a lot

34:41

like you're shooting to what do you

34:43

say like two videos a day? No,

34:45

I should I try to shoot like

34:47

four or five videos a day by

34:49

myself So even practice a lot of

34:51

times I don't even post the videos

34:53

out of the five I'll post two

34:55

but you want to practice every day

34:57

you always want to have content You

34:59

never want to not have shit to

35:01

post and resort to having a post

35:03

like the same video every fucking week Here's

35:07

the crazy thing. How does this

35:09

affect you, you know, the cloud and

35:11

your fame? Like you said, you

35:13

haven't had sex since January. I

35:16

mean, you're not a

35:18

horrible person to look at.

35:20

You know I mean?

35:22

You're not horrible. I'm

35:26

one of those people where it's like I'm really

35:28

picky and I still pick the wrong one focus. it's

35:31

crazy because it's not like I don't

35:33

try to date I try but it's like

35:35

that's where I get all my skin

35:37

ideas from is because I just have real

35:39

really weird shit that happens to me

35:41

every day like even the last guy like

35:43

the whole skit about um the Mary

35:45

guy that was about the last guy I

35:48

was so you know and that's why

35:50

I even said I can't even be mad

35:52

at anything that happens because I wrote

35:54

my first like per like the stand -up

35:56

I wrote was about him about the whole

35:58

scenario with being assaulted by accident Mm

36:01

-hmm. How did that? What do you mean side bitch

36:03

by accident? How does that happen explain that to

36:05

us? Well, when a guy, you know, is married, but

36:07

then he didn't know. Oh, she didn't know. And

36:09

then you don't know your side vision. So you pick

36:11

up the phone and it's his wife calling in

36:13

the middle of the night. That's

36:16

a side bitch by accident story. So it's

36:18

like, that's interesting because you are, you do

36:20

think that you're, uh, you,

36:22

as far as you know, you've won the position you're

36:24

like in charge and then you just walk in

36:26

and see someone else at your desk. You're like, Oh,

36:28

that wasn't my desk. Yeah,

36:30

it's so it's like you know the my

36:32

personal life has gone to shit But

36:34

you know my but like I don't really

36:36

care because my work life like I

36:38

think as a woman You're not gonna have

36:40

everything. You're not gonna be able to

36:42

have a family and a career. So you

36:44

kind of have to choose Why do

36:46

you think you keep making the same sort

36:48

of bad choices or making multiple bad

36:50

choices? What do you mean? You

36:53

say you you always pick the wrong guys.

36:55

Yeah, so what do you do you

36:57

have any? thought as to why it is

36:59

you picked the wrong guy. Any theories? I

37:01

thought about it. I basically picked guys I

37:03

know I can't have a future with. So I

37:05

don't have to act right. Like I could

37:07

just act like a piece of shit, do whatever

37:10

I want. Um, because it's like, I'm not

37:12

going to keep you wrong. I'm sorry, Dante, I

37:14

was asking Maya to answer. Oh, I'm sorry.

37:16

Oh, wait, that was Maya, my bad. Oh, I'm

37:18

sorry. That's a very bold, honest answer. Yeah,

37:20

yeah. From you. I never saw myself being married

37:22

or having kids, honestly. So I just purposely,

37:24

they guys, I know I can't have a future

37:26

with like, guys that you don't want to

37:28

have kids with or bring home to father. And

37:30

like. So

37:32

you're sabotaging it right before,

37:34

right out the gate. Yeah. But

37:39

did you say, Jay? I

37:41

was just saying cuz like I

37:43

feel like a lot of girls do

37:45

that shit And then they still

37:47

go on Twitter and with everything

37:50

like nigga's a shit man is this

37:52

and it's like you keep picking

37:54

No, that's why That's why Harry

37:56

was really surprised that she was really

37:58

on yeah, right back so I

38:00

could do so I could be

38:02

a dirtbag which is just honest which

38:04

is in a very deep

38:07

therapeutic of therapeutic answer. I

38:09

myself prior so that I'm gonna

38:11

say, I'm like, I

38:13

haven't met the right one. No, I, I have

38:15

like, you know, women will meet the perfect

38:17

guy and shit on him. And then wonder, why

38:19

am I alone? Because you're a fucking idiot,

38:21

bro. Like I was 22. I met a guy

38:23

that was 27. He was perfect. Like, even

38:26

my father, the only guy he ever met, I

38:28

don't treat my dad like you have to

38:30

be someone special. God's even like

38:32

you should have just married him bro.

38:34

I was 22 27 like he's ready

38:36

for marriage and kids I was trying

38:38

to go out like I haven't done

38:40

shit yet So but looking back like

38:42

I fucked up. He was a guy

38:44

But the sad thing is he still

38:46

didn't get married anyway He would think

38:48

like the story ends with him meeting

38:50

someone else, but no because he's one

38:52

of those good guys that just attracts

38:54

whores or something. Because you don't want

38:56

to. Because you don't want

38:58

to be included. Yeah, me

39:00

and the guys are like are married

39:03

already with a whole family and they

39:05

just keep attracting these amazing women. Like

39:07

stop taking all the women. It's

39:09

a funny thing, Maya. Every time you talk,

39:11

Harry falls in love with you a little bit

39:13

more. I'm

39:16

not saying it's not appealing. I know it's

39:18

like a fire, a mesmerize, but I just

39:20

want to keep getting closer to the know

39:22

from fear to confuse. You're going

39:24

to get closer until you get burnt.

39:26

Right, Icarus? Be careful. I

39:29

would like to ask you,

39:31

do you think you could

39:34

have a good relationship with

39:36

somebody and not necessarily be

39:38

pressed to have Get married

39:40

and get kids or are

39:42

you saying that if the

39:44

guy is nice then that's

39:46

kind of your your instinct

39:49

just wants you to go

39:51

to that level? Yeah,

39:53

I mean I Just listen if

39:55

the right guy comes along and it

39:57

just so happens to my soul

39:59

made like obviously I don't think I'm

40:02

gonna push him away, but I

40:04

mean That's kind of what I mean.

40:06

That's kind of what you're doing

40:08

now. I'll be like whatever you're also

40:10

feeling you're filling that space up

40:12

for your soulmate with dirtbags so that

40:15

it's not available. Not only on

40:17

a boredom. Women do everything on a

40:19

boredom. Oh, interesting. boredom, we

40:21

wouldn't date. Like, all y 'all doing is

40:23

entertaining us till the next guy entertains

40:25

us. Right. So it makes short.

40:27

So the girl, I always say a

40:29

woman only dates a guy who she thinks

40:31

is better than her. You

40:33

know? No. I don't want to feel

40:35

like the superior. Yeah, but you're

40:38

doing it. You're doing it because you

40:40

on purpose because you don't want

40:42

to be in a situation. You

40:44

don't want to be in a situation where you

40:46

have to actually make a decision. But maybe women

40:48

only stay with guys. Women stay

40:50

with. She could make a decision.

40:53

She could just make a decision, a

40:55

different decision. Like she could

40:57

just choose like. Right,

41:00

I mean you can really just not do that.

41:02

You know what I'm saying? If it's not... No, I

41:04

don't have to. You just say

41:06

you don't have to be doing this

41:08

girl. Come on

41:10

back. You don't have to do this. I

41:14

don't have to but it's like I choose to

41:16

do this and it's like later on. Why do you

41:18

choose to do it though? I be doing this

41:20

shit to myself because honestly that's how I write all

41:22

my stories. It's like I allow all these fuck

41:24

them shit to happen. I mean I'm like, damn that's

41:26

mad funny. You

41:28

can't be you can't have your life

41:30

your love life and shambles just so

41:33

that you could keep writing sketches. I

41:36

don't purposely do it like it

41:38

just happens but. It's like, I

41:40

have a chance to stop it

41:42

before it happens. But my dumbass

41:44

is like, nah, this is going

41:46

to be fun. Let's try it.

41:48

So she's she's going through fucked

41:50

up relationships for the same reason

41:52

already land keeps using drugs for

41:55

the stories. Just didn't need material.

41:57

I need material. What

41:59

are some of that you talk about some

42:01

of the bad decisions that you made? What are

42:03

some of the types of, I guess, for

42:05

lack of better term dirtbags that you've dated? Or

42:07

what are some of the what are some

42:09

of the top ones that that stand out? We

42:11

want to say something real quick. First of

42:13

all, she's attractive. Second of all, an

42:18

influencer. She's kind of doing

42:20

her own thing. So a

42:22

lot of times, nice guys

42:24

usually don't have the confidence

42:26

to go, yeah, I want

42:29

that. And I can get

42:31

that. It's the dirtbags who

42:33

are going. Yeah,

42:37

they're not intimidated because they ain't shit. They don't

42:39

they're not a really yet in order to be

42:41

a dirtbag, you got to really be unaware of

42:43

yourself. You got to not give a fuck. Yeah.

42:45

And so those are the ones

42:47

that are hitting on it because there's

42:49

that's a lot for a regular

42:52

dude. That's a lot to climb. I

42:54

feel like I feel like it's almost

42:56

because there's there's definitely like an intenseness

42:58

to her in this sense of like

43:01

She could be a, uh, she's independent and like

43:03

very high energy and sort of on her

43:05

own. The meat guy is not going to be

43:07

able to necessarily handle that. So it's almost

43:09

like with certain women, it's like wrestling a bear

43:11

where the meat guys won't do it. And

43:13

then the reckless guys are like, I don't give

43:16

a fuck. I got nothing. Yeah.

43:21

He's like, I got to stay in there with the

43:23

bear. I got to stay there

43:25

with the bear to five minutes for $50. So

43:30

there's nothing in between. It's one guy going,

43:32

I'm not going. That's fucking crazy. Are you nuts?

43:35

That's a line over there. The

43:37

other guy going, oh, money too. Oh, I

43:39

didn't know there was going to be some. I

43:41

would have wrestled a bear for free. God

43:43

damn it. I was going

43:45

to wrestle a bear. That's

43:49

crazy though. Was it always that way for

43:51

you, like even as a young girl in high

43:53

school and everything? What, like I was getting

43:55

holiday? Yeah, getting hollered

43:57

at but also just picking the

43:59

wrong dude They what I'm sorry

44:01

I said at 15. I had

44:03

a bum jerk off to me

44:05

on the train, but I'm maybe

44:07

I mean come on haven't haven't

44:09

we all New York City, yeah,

44:11

you could tell real New Yorker

44:14

people that are just like that

44:16

would look at that and go That's

44:23

the thing I hate most about the corolla

44:25

is nobody drug it

44:27

off to me no more The New

44:29

York thing is no one pays

44:31

attention to it. It's like well as

44:33

long as I don't get any

44:35

on me. I guess it's not in

44:37

my business Yeah,

44:44

the homeless is running, homeless

44:46

is, like, I'm still, I still

44:48

work, I have my day

44:50

job, so I work at, and

44:53

it's like, the homeless are

44:55

running in herds. What the

44:57

fuck is this? It's

44:59

just drove, like homeless gangs, like the

45:01

warriors, what did you say, Harry, like

45:03

the warriors? Yeah, the warriors, like the

45:06

warriors. The dudes that smell like shit,

45:08

the dudes against the dudes that smell

45:10

like piss, it's like. That's different gang

45:12

warfare. Different

45:14

game work versus piss is hilarious

45:16

They talk about each other The

45:18

other day I saw this lady

45:20

she had on she had like

45:22

a I would say flip -flops, but

45:25

it was just sneakers that she

45:27

had stepped on to the point

45:29

where they were flip -flops. Ah,

45:31

she wore them down Would you

45:33

want to count it down my

45:35

pops used to hate and said

45:37

don't stand up Yeah, and then

45:39

she had on like some tights

45:41

and a coat She had

45:43

like a shopping bag hat and when

45:46

she cut the mouth out, she cut her

45:48

left the mouth and cut her eyes

45:50

out so it's like her own, like her

45:52

own. And she had music, she was

45:54

begging for money, but she had like an

45:56

iPod or something. Like I don't know,

45:58

she was playing music. And I'm like, bitch,

46:00

what are you, you're begging for batteries?

46:02

Like, I don't know what the fuck is

46:04

this. I only know me if the

46:06

bum has a dog, because then I start

46:08

feeling bad. Like, why the dog got

46:10

to go through it with you? That's the

46:12

hustle. But what I've noticed, the dogs

46:15

usually look good. Yeah. Of course, the bums

46:17

look good too. Like they have a

46:19

nice ass north face. Their phone is better

46:21

than mine. Like, whoa, wait, this isn't

46:23

fair. That's because they be conning

46:25

you with the dog. That's why they keep

46:27

dog. Yeah, it's working because I love dogs.

46:29

tax bracket, your tax bracket, it almost goes

46:31

up high. Your tax bracket goes crazy high

46:33

on homeless when you got a dog. Like,

46:35

oh, just do that. Because everybody, nobody even

46:37

give a fuck about the dude. They are

46:39

like, oh, don't starve it. And

46:41

then, and then, you know, they just

46:43

split a can of, they can

46:45

split a can of dog food. That's,

46:48

it's like you setting people up.

46:50

So it's, it's crazy. It's so crazy

46:52

now that like that. just

46:54

watching everything shut down and um

46:56

what's what's interesting is like that

46:58

this the genre of uh the

47:00

sketches and the instagram stuff is

47:02

is what everybody's watching now did

47:05

you find that your your viewership

47:07

has gone up since the whole

47:09

corona thing because everybody's home and

47:11

or not really? It's

47:13

kind of the same to me. Like

47:15

just harder to because no one you

47:17

can't collab with anybody like I'm still

47:19

working with my friends but it's you

47:21

know only like two three yeah only

47:23

two three people at a time and

47:26

like most of the time I have

47:28

to just do like daytime skits and

47:30

shit because now it's like it's really

47:32

hard people have to like go live

47:34

together it's a game follow yeah so

47:36

it's you would think like because everyone

47:38

is watching at home but like you

47:40

know no one's collabing so right now

47:42

to grow is harder for some reason. Like

47:45

for anyone that's just starting

47:47

now it's gonna take a while

47:49

for them. Yeah I mean

47:51

that's the commitment is like I don't

47:53

know man I don't know if I

47:55

could do three videos four videos a

47:57

day like I'm just trying to get

47:59

you to post once a week and

48:01

that's just text once a week. I

48:03

think I think it is possible It's

48:05

just that it's a different muscle different

48:07

interest because we would instantly all of

48:09

us all three of us have done

48:11

this before three sets four sets a

48:13

night five sets a night Yeah, no

48:15

sweat. We don't even think about it.

48:17

Yeah three in the morning We like

48:19

I've spoken to how many hundreds of

48:22

people tonight 20 minutes a click right

48:24

different material just a different

48:26

muscle like you just don't care about

48:28

Yeah, even if you go you go

48:30

headline two shows an hour show and

48:32

you've done that before yeah, you're right

48:34

You're right. I guess it's the day

48:36

but man, I don't know no it's

48:38

just It's so hard as it's like

48:40

I'm an older dude and it's just

48:42

like I you know like it's like

48:45

I want to talk to a motherfucker

48:47

You know I mean like it's it's

48:49

different the other thing is like I've

48:51

done a lot of acting and people

48:53

always say, well, what do you like

48:55

better acting or or stand up? And

48:57

the thing with acting is like once

48:59

you, you know, you you you make

49:02

whatever acting choices that you make and

49:04

then you got to leave it, you

49:06

put it up and you hope for

49:08

the best. But you know,

49:10

like comedy is an instant. I

49:13

say it, you respond. Instant gratification

49:15

is instant. And I just the difference

49:17

in that, putting it up like

49:19

even when I'm, you know, doing Doing

49:22

blacklist or doing stuff like you know

49:24

power and stuff and then you do it

49:27

now your month you shot it and

49:29

months later This thing comes up and you

49:31

don't even know how you don't know

49:33

what parts they cut out what they left

49:35

in is It's just left up to

49:37

other people and so I think you have

49:39

that you have that control more of

49:41

a control where like she kind of got

49:43

but you have like Mya has kind

49:46

of the best of both worlds because she

49:48

she's making the decisions about what what

49:50

content she puts up I mean,

49:52

you still got to and it's pretty instantaneous.

49:54

I mean, as soon as you post it, most

49:56

of us start talking back to you know,

49:58

they start liking it and watching it and viewing

50:00

it in the first place. So it's weird.

50:02

It's just such a different mindset. Did it take

50:04

you a long time to get into that

50:06

mindset where you were willing to do that much

50:09

content or was it always right away? Jump

50:11

into it. Like, and I didn't even know what

50:13

I was doing. Like, I would ask my

50:15

manager, like, what's the goal here? And he's like,

50:17

no one really knows just. work, like keep

50:19

working. And a lot of

50:21

people to be selective, but he would say,

50:23

you know, no, work with everybody, you know,

50:25

cloud is cloud. So it's like, I'm glad

50:27

I got to work with everyone because I

50:29

got to see like everyone's different style, everyone's

50:31

sense of humor. Some people, you know, like,

50:34

you have completely different sense of humor than

50:36

it's like, but you mesh well together and

50:38

some people you could, you know, just have

50:40

the same exact type of shit. But together,

50:42

you just don't create nothing. Because

50:44

you're not like the energy is not there,

50:46

like you're not. But

50:51

I personally think that skits are

50:53

easier than stand -up. A lot

50:55

easier because skits is like anybody

50:57

can have a funny moment. You

50:59

don't have to be talented. You don't

51:02

have to be even funny. You can have

51:04

a funny moment by accident and somebody

51:06

just happens to capture it. But after that,

51:08

it's like once people know who you

51:10

are, from there, just anything you post, people

51:12

are going to fuck with it. And

51:14

sometimes you just keep doing the same shit

51:16

and try to make money off of

51:18

it. Yeah, let me ask you this how

51:20

many how many guys How often is

51:22

guys that do talk to you don't know

51:24

that you do this and how many

51:27

of them do you meet? Because of the

51:29

fact that you do this. No, I

51:31

think everyone I've talked to like knows they

51:33

know already. Yeah, I mean because the

51:35

last time I was talking to like I

51:37

mean You know, he also

51:39

kind of he wasn't a comedian. I couldn't

51:41

ever be a comedian. I have

51:43

to be the funny one and really I can't

51:45

be competing. So what if

51:47

I'm doing better than you then you

51:49

can always look at me like, you

51:51

know, and what's the word when you

51:53

like? Just jealous, you

51:56

jelly. Yeah, jealous, like fucking whatever.

51:58

But so, you know, the

52:00

last person I dated they were

52:02

amazing. Um, they

52:04

were they were cool with it. Yeah.

52:07

You know, the only thing that wasn't cool

52:09

was like, like I did a skit about

52:11

him, but I didn't tell him while we

52:13

was arguing. So with him, it was

52:15

more like, you know, at least let me know you're

52:17

going to be doing a skit about me. Right, right,

52:19

right. And then, what was the

52:21

question again? I'm fucking. I mean, did, do

52:23

the guys come from, do the guys come from,

52:25

are they usually, well, you kind of said

52:27

it that mostly got you never aware of who

52:29

you are and stuff. You ever, you ever

52:31

date a guy who's not aware of it and

52:33

then. No, everyone's aware and it's like. Even

52:36

my ex told me, you know, you

52:38

didn't mean to buy, not even know what

52:40

his true intentions are. And it's true

52:42

because the last guy I met fucking was,

52:44

you would think, you know, at first

52:46

he was perfect because he understood what I

52:48

did and he was cool with it.

52:50

Yeah, that's a one. He'd

52:52

be sitting there the whole time

52:55

with you. Yeah. You

52:57

know, the same, the same reason why we

52:59

love people is the same reason why we hate

53:01

them, you know. You love them.

53:04

You're hype is all I meant to

53:06

I meant to do. I meant, um,

53:08

Maya and she does all these videos

53:10

and then it's like, yo, you're still

53:12

doing these videos. Like, oh, everything's a

53:14

joke to you. It's funny. like,

53:17

oh my God, you're mad funny. Then damn bitch,

53:19

you think everything's a joke. Like for the same reason

53:21

someone likes you in the beginning, they're going to

53:23

start hating you for later. But

53:25

that's also insecurity on the guy's part.

53:27

Every time when I meet them,

53:30

I'm not insecure. I'm not the jealous

53:32

type. And then a week later,

53:34

they're making these weird comments, like, oh,

53:36

like, you know, like, oh, I

53:38

can't get no fucking thing because this

53:40

guy, this guy's probably talking to

53:42

you or you talking to some other guys. And

53:44

it's always like... And then you're like, if...

53:46

Well, I thought you wasn't insecure. And it's like,

53:48

yeah, I am with you. And it's like,

53:50

uh -uh. So yeah. Oh, that's the

53:52

thing. All guys have to do is be

53:54

patient. Like I was just thinking that story.

53:56

That's funny. You just

53:58

got to wait it out. What

54:01

happened? Patient and what? And be a good liar.

54:03

Be Mr. Soundgood. Everything you say to me got

54:05

to sound good. Now, see,

54:07

I see I couldn't do that. That's the part.

54:09

I'm not all going to sound good. Yeah, I'm

54:12

not lying. You know what to say, like the

54:14

right thing to say. Well, you know what to

54:16

say if it's if it comes from an honest

54:18

place. But if I don't know, I'm talking about

54:20

shit like, you know, You know, we haven't had

54:22

sex yet. I feel like we fucked mentally. Like

54:24

things like that. She wants all

54:26

the bullshit. She wants all the

54:28

frills, the icing, the frills and all

54:30

the rest of this and fuck

54:32

it. Fuck me emotionally.

54:36

Like why the fuck like you have to say

54:38

something like that. That will make me question

54:40

myself. Like am I weird for like thinking this

54:42

is all. Your

54:45

emotions is mad deep. It

54:48

run deep like the river. We

54:53

got to get out of here. Plug

54:55

your plug the Instagram and everything so the

54:57

fans can check you out and everything. Damn

55:00

homie 11 on Instagram.

55:03

Damn homie 11. All right, yo,

55:05

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55:07

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