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A listener, production. Snuggle up

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with 20 minutes of the

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fur balls, coughed up by

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two of the cutest little

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kittens wrestling their way across

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the on-demand egos via. It's

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Matt and Alex all-day breakfast.

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Well, you may have been

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wondering whether an episode of

0:21

all-day breakfast would even have

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been published this morning after

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deep secrets were revealed. Over

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the weekend. I was wondering

0:29

whether I was going to

0:31

be in trouble a rift

0:33

had has been caused amongst

0:35

the co-hosts of all-day breakfast

0:37

But both of us have

0:39

fronted up even though I

0:41

have our friendships in turmoil

0:43

that man Secrets that I'd

0:46

I'd been keeping for you

0:48

from you for a decade. I

0:50

don't even want to look at

0:52

you you'd sick human Let's get

0:55

into it, because I'm glad that

0:57

you've brought this up. I was

0:59

worried that we weren't going to

1:02

be able to share the same

1:04

space, but no, I think we're

1:07

grown-ups and we can actually talk

1:09

about this important issue. There it

1:11

is, all day breakfast. Let's get

1:14

this show on the road. Let's

1:16

go. Here we go, here we

1:18

go, here we go. Now, Alex

1:20

Dyson, I probably should apologize. It

1:24

wasn't a how-you-mind if

1:26

I... Yeah, look, okay,

1:28

okay, okay, look, it

1:30

was a rampaging bullet

1:32

in China shop, which

1:34

I, you know, I

1:36

appreciate. Just to clarify

1:38

what happened, I did

1:40

post a video on

1:42

my Instagram, which was,

1:45

you know, very tongue in

1:47

cheek. drawing on all of your

1:49

acting skills. Annalice was very impressed. She's

1:51

like, oh my God, he's so good.

1:53

Some people were quite angry actually because

1:55

they felt like I'd deceived them because

1:57

people in the comments were literally like,

1:59

I stopped. watching my TV show for

2:01

this. Usually your second screen, when you

2:04

hit pause on the main thing to

2:06

focus, that's, you know, the video is,

2:08

is doing something. And look, I will,

2:10

I will say that I probably should

2:13

have checked with you. Look, just, I'm

2:15

gonna put you in my position, okay,

2:17

I'm just gonna say that from what

2:20

I, what I, what I, what I

2:22

was seeing things as, okay? I turned

2:24

40 on Saturday. the big four-oh. The

2:26

big four-oh went to a friends barbecue

2:29

and I've had to like I've had

2:31

too much stuff on you know with

2:33

the house the wine shop all this

2:35

business I just didn't have time to

2:38

do like to plan anything so I

2:40

just didn't didn't do anything and my

2:42

one of my mates busy said hey

2:44

do you want to um I'll have

2:47

a barbecue you know for your 40th

2:49

and I was like yeah great so

2:51

it's a very very very very very

2:54

low key there's just a couple of

2:56

a couple of families there and stuff

2:58

there and stuff you know I was

3:00

indulging haven't you know enjoying the beers

3:03

enjoying the wine anyway gets to get

3:05

to 11 o'clock at night when I

3:07

get home and I'm red hot right

3:09

absolutely steaming and and then you look

3:12

over the group chat and you've posted

3:14

that picture of the billboard of you,

3:16

which what does it say? Alex, Alex

3:19

starts a week. The group, Advance Australia,

3:21

have decided to put a bit of

3:23

money into Wannen and put up a

3:25

new billboard as a bit of a

3:28

mirror to their tactic on Anthony Albanese,

3:30

which you probably have seen in your

3:32

own electorate, weak, woke, and sending us

3:34

broke. Okay, with a picture of elbow.

3:37

But if you're around the streets of

3:39

Wannen. in my hometown of Waterville. You

3:41

may see the photo of Anthony Albert

3:43

easy. with a photo of Alex Dyson

3:46

at a triple J rave in 2016,

3:48

wearing a legionaire's hat and holding some

3:50

glow sticks with the adjoining caption, weak,

3:53

woke, and a dangerous joke. And I

3:55

think that is, yeah, that is what

3:57

I saw because producer Braun messaged and

3:59

said she popped into our Alex Dyson

4:02

independent. community harbor rats and bought some

4:04

merch, which is very nice. And I

4:06

said, yeah, no worries. He's the latest.

4:08

Which is the latest smear campaign. So

4:11

I was having a good old laugh

4:13

at myself. Belle had gone, Belle had

4:15

gone to bed. So I was just

4:18

sitting in my, in the lounge room.

4:20

Geez, at 11 p.m. post party content.

4:22

Geez, that's, that's the time you text

4:24

it. You text people that shouldn't. And

4:27

you've just hit post on it. Usually

4:29

it's a whole sleep on it. See

4:31

if it's a good idea in the

4:33

morning. But the conference came in. I

4:36

knew that if I slept on it,

4:38

I wouldn't post it. So I was

4:40

like, I was like, nah, I'm getting

4:42

ahead of myself here. I'm going to

4:45

post it and regret it later. Anyways,

4:47

I kind of forgot about it until

4:49

when I woke up. I did my

4:52

daily whirl. And I was like, hell

4:54

have I got so many notifications. And

4:56

then I look at my Instagram. I'm

4:58

like. Holy crap, it's got like 70,000

5:01

views already. It was like 11 p.m.

5:03

at night. I'm like, how does it,

5:05

how has it gotten so many views,

5:07

like 2,000 life? That's meant to be

5:10

a dreadful time to post. I know,

5:12

you're not meant to get any likes

5:14

at that time. I was like, what

5:16

are all you people doing? Like, why

5:19

are you even looking at my Instagram

5:21

at 11 o'clock at night? Well, you

5:23

do, so yeah. You did start with

5:26

being quite visibly upset and you said

5:28

a big secret has come out after

5:30

10 years of knowing my co-host. I

5:32

didn't realize that he was actually a

5:35

weak work, dangerous joke. And you're committed

5:37

to the bit, like it was that

5:39

long drawn out. If it wasn't you,

5:41

if it was someone on TikTok that

5:44

I didn't know, I'd probably get annoyed

5:46

and go, stop, stop wasting my time

5:48

here, get to the point. But you

5:51

did and it was very good, Matt,

5:53

I appreciate you. Did you see it?

5:55

Or did you, did someone post, like,

5:57

you know, show it to you? Well,

6:00

someone said, oh, my daughter saw you

6:02

on a billboard, I'm like, no, no,

6:04

it's Albanese, like, like, it's Albanese, like,

6:06

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

6:09

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

6:11

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

6:13

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

6:15

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

6:18

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

6:20

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

6:22

like, like, like, like, like change tack

6:25

there. The crazy thing is it's like

6:27

right across the road from my old

6:29

primary school. Oh wow. It's funny to

6:31

be a dissed a wantable primary school

6:34

boy across from the school because if

6:36

someone did that in the school the

6:38

teachers would say that's not appropriate. Yeah,

6:40

if you walked around calling students, you

6:43

know, weak, dangerous joke, they'd be like,

6:45

why are you mean? That's so silly.

6:47

Yeah, we're going to need some peer

6:50

mediation here because that's not the way

6:52

we speak to people if we have

6:54

a problem with them. It's paying for

6:56

a billboard to get put up. Which

6:59

is quite funny, but the other funny

7:01

thing is, because I was doing my

7:03

Uber driving on Saturday night, I picked

7:05

up this bloke and I was driving

7:08

him to go get a... some dinner

7:10

and we're driving along the highway and

7:12

I could see the billboard up there

7:14

as I'm driving along and this guy's

7:17

chatting to me and I'm just like

7:19

I hope he doesn't look up I

7:21

hope he doesn't look up I hope

7:24

he doesn't look up but luckily is

7:26

an electronic one so it changes it

7:28

changed to something as we got closer

7:30

I'm like few I don't think you

7:33

saw it which was quite funny because

7:35

if you looked across to me I've

7:37

never seen my Uber driver on a

7:39

billboard so that's honestly a first As

7:42

you're driving around, yeah. Well, look, I

7:44

hope my video hasn't caused you too

7:46

much damage, you know, that I haven't

7:48

torn apart your campaign. Remains to be

7:51

seen, Matt. I think the damage is

7:53

almost done. I mean, there's only three

7:55

weeks to go, so they're sort of

7:58

firing out their last shots. Do you

8:00

want to jump me to tell you

8:02

about the other? the other negative campaign

8:04

that's happened whilst we're on the topic.

8:07

Oh yeah, let's go. Oops. No, you're

8:09

right Matt, the damage is probably already

8:11

done because it's amazing like what can

8:13

happen when you're running for Parliament, we

8:16

had a day, I did an announcement

8:18

to try and get rural GPs to

8:20

the area, so a local GP, Brian,

8:23

just retired. tell I guess about some

8:25

good measures governments can put in place

8:27

to to get GP to the regions

8:29

because he moved like 35 years ago

8:32

and stayed and so that was that

8:34

was good and went to talk to

8:36

some people from the Australian Press Feeding

8:38

Association about the great work they do.

8:41

They've got 24-hour phone line, which you

8:43

can call up if you're having trouble

8:45

breastfeeding. And it's just like, I'm like,

8:47

oh my God, of course, because it

8:50

was always at 2am, you're tired, you're

8:52

stressed. Imagine having a phone number, you

8:54

can ring to just go, hey, this

8:57

is happening. Can I do something here

8:59

and have some really nice caring experience

9:01

volunteer on the other end of the

9:03

phone? So that was good. Went to

9:06

see a recycling plan. outside of Hamilton,

9:08

which is recycling plastics. These people just

9:10

like, I reckon we could do this,

9:12

when all in got this machine, did

9:15

the technology, and now they're recycling like

9:17

all sorts of plastics that couldn't have

9:19

been recycled before like the soft plastics

9:22

as well, like that you're like, oh,

9:24

can we do this? They're doing it.

9:26

It's amazing. And in the middle of

9:28

that, we got a email from the

9:31

Australian asking me if I've ever touched

9:33

myself at work. Now. Okay.

9:37

Were they like running a survey

9:39

or something? Or would they just

9:41

asking average Australians, hey, have you

9:44

ever touched yourself at work? I

9:46

think, yeah, I'm not sure. I

9:48

wanted to ask, like, I hope

9:50

you're asking every politician this, if

9:53

this prerequisites for the job. Like,

9:55

what is going on? And so

9:57

what they'd done is they'd gone

9:59

through my Facebook page. had found

10:02

a threat I did in 2016,

10:04

where I was at an airport

10:06

lounge, and I was like, oh

10:08

my flight's delayed or whatever, I've

10:11

got four or five hours to

10:13

kill, let's chat to people on

10:15

my Facebook, because many of you

10:17

may have been there at the

10:20

time. Oh, you did like ask

10:22

me anything, didn't you? Yeah, well,

10:24

never have I ever, like, so

10:27

I'll take a, take a sip

10:29

if I've done something. And they'd

10:31

be to post where someone said,

10:33

have you have you ever pressured

10:36

yourself at work? And my response

10:38

was, well, yes, we do play

10:40

Dharoud Sandstorm. The joke being said,

10:42

Sandstalk by Dharoud is so gasically

10:45

good. Yeah, exactly, that you would

10:47

feel things in your loins. Now,

10:49

nine years later, that has now

10:51

been used as journalism. for an

10:54

election campaign. But I think they

10:56

couldn't just use that on its

10:58

own. So they took someone else,

11:00

and this is actually from the

11:03

article, included a reference to masturbation

11:05

and a misogynistic expletive posted by

11:07

a contributor. What is that? That's

11:10

someone in the 480 comments or

11:12

something, someone had used the C

11:14

word in the comments. So the

11:16

articles talking about that as well

11:19

as... Oh man! Parliament is because

11:21

someone in my comment section dropped

11:23

the C-bomb in 2016. Oh yeah,

11:25

here it is, self-loving teals, posts

11:28

come back to bite him. Well

11:30

they changed the title because it

11:32

used to be like, Alex Dyson

11:34

loves, you know, loves, I don't

11:37

know, it was something, it was

11:39

much more positive, but they've just...

11:41

God blatant now, so that's quite

11:43

funny. Oh my God, I just,

11:46

I shouldn't be looking at these.

11:48

articles, they're just so stupid. Yeah,

11:50

it says here, another respondent asked

11:53

whether he never sent a text

11:55

message to a girl's mother instead

11:57

of the girl, and I said,

11:59

don't remind me. Which is the

12:02

story I've told on the podcast

12:04

before of my first girlfriend, whose

12:06

phone number got mixed up with

12:08

their mom's phone number, and I

12:11

texted Sharon instead of Lucy. So,

12:13

once again, I apologize for that,

12:15

Sharon. So. Well, shout out to,

12:17

um. Our mole, who's obviously listening

12:20

every single day, thank you again

12:22

for continuing to be our number

12:24

one supporter of the podcast at

12:26

the moment. And I don't think

12:29

you're going to find anything else

12:31

on Alex. Well, actually, no, keep

12:33

listening because you'll probably hear lots

12:36

of dirt. Good, good. Exactly. We

12:38

did all the listeners we could

12:40

get. So, don't go turning off

12:42

the bowls, please. Alex's loose lips

12:45

are going to drop some really

12:47

damning evidence over the next couple

12:49

of weeks. everyone involved listening because

12:51

you don't want to miss out

12:54

on anything okay? I want you

12:56

to get all the Liberal Party

12:58

together in shifts go back through

13:00

every episode we've ever done. Listen

13:03

to it twice in case anything's

13:05

missed. And this isn't because, you

13:07

know, our wage is based on

13:09

how many of these people listen

13:12

to the podcast. This is because

13:14

you have a chance to win

13:16

this election now, not on creating

13:19

policies or coming up with good

13:21

ideas, but on trolling up a

13:23

comment I may have made in

13:25

the past about how good Sandstorm

13:28

is. Click

13:43

fish! Click fish! Click fish! Click

13:45

fish! Well I feel like we've

13:47

stolen your thunder, producer James, by

13:50

saying the worst click bait article

13:52

of the week already from the

13:54

Australian newspaper, but what have you

13:56

also discovered in your travel? on

13:59

the internet this way. Well, hold

14:01

on, I want to hear what

14:03

James has been up to over

14:05

the weekend. What have you been

14:08

doing? Last week, you were watching

14:10

TV? Yes. And what are you

14:12

doing this weekend? We've been over

14:14

this mate, you know, I'm not

14:17

a big guy. Big fan of

14:19

getting up to mischief. You see,

14:21

this is clever. I need to

14:23

take a lesson from you James.

14:26

I should not be saying any

14:28

stories or doing anything incriminating and

14:30

there's no way they could get

14:32

me. You didn't go and have

14:35

a squillion beers and then post

14:37

something damning on your Instagram that

14:39

might... tear apart your co-host election

14:41

campaign. Certainly not. Keep in it

14:44

low profile just for Alex's sake,

14:46

you know? Good, well it's very

14:48

nice if you think you'll be

14:50

like that, James. So what have

14:53

you been clicking ma'am? So this

14:55

week, this one is interesting. Priciest

14:57

right contestant won a car on

14:59

the game show. What happened next

15:01

was surprising. Oh, I

15:04

tell you what, I don't know. That

15:06

sounds good. I would click on that,

15:08

but it depends on how good the

15:11

surprise is. It'll make me question whether

15:13

it was worthwhile. I think it's a

15:15

great surprise, actually. Maybe, um, maybe after

15:17

they won the car, they went for

15:20

a hike up a mountain while yodeling

15:22

and then. Fell off the mountain. Is

15:24

that is there a chance that that

15:27

happened? Because I got to tell you

15:29

that was my favorite prices right game

15:31

That was such a good one. I

15:34

don't know why they don't still have

15:36

that They just could make a whole

15:38

game show around that There's the yodeling

15:40

one yodeling game What are they get

15:43

what are the prices right games that

15:45

they have? Do they have a putting

15:47

one for some reason? I can't remember

15:50

was they putting? Probably lots of Yeah,

15:52

there was a party one. There's stuff

15:54

like that you, they show two items,

15:57

which is more expensive, which is less

15:59

expensive. You know, you got to put

16:01

in the right order. The higher, well,

16:04

right. Yeah. God that was a good

16:06

show. What happened? Is it time to

16:08

bring it back? We need Larry. Well,

16:10

it's still going in the US. This

16:13

is from the US. So maybe we

16:15

could learn a thing or two about

16:17

the longevity of some game shows. All

16:20

right, well look, for all of the

16:22

TV producers out there, I am willing

16:24

to put my hand up to be

16:27

the next Larry. Bring it on. Let's

16:29

get you in there. Yes, we need

16:31

Matt O'Kine to be there Grant Daniel

16:34

on Family feud. I reckon you'd be

16:36

great as as a game show host

16:38

Matt anything to get close to the

16:40

yodler my guy. All right, James hit

16:43

us. Well, actually no, let's guess what

16:45

happened. Okay, so he won a car

16:47

and I'm going to guess that the

16:50

car Okay, you know how sometimes you

16:52

don't get the prize if they don't

16:54

air your episode? Sometimes that happens, so

16:57

I'm going to say that she didn't

16:59

actually get the car because they never

17:01

aired it. That's a great guess actually,

17:03

but you're wrong. So the contestant was

17:06

Kate Steinberg. She won a Nissen Versa

17:08

on the prices, right? But she actually

17:10

opted to take the credit and buy

17:13

a different car, a Toyota Rav4. So

17:15

you don't actually have to... take the

17:17

car that they give you, you can

17:20

opt for another car and on the

17:22

model at the same price. Up to

17:24

equal value. Is this the Australian version?

17:27

This is the US version. I don't

17:29

think the Australian version is don't anymore.

17:31

I didn't know that that was a

17:33

thing. I didn't think that you could,

17:36

I didn't know you just got car

17:38

credit. What are you getting about for

17:40

the secondhand cast or down the road

17:43

or something? That's pretty, yeah, it's pretty

17:45

great. I mean if you're not happy

17:47

with the model, I'm happy with the

17:50

model, swap it, swap it, swap it,

17:52

swap it out, swap it out, swap

17:54

it out. That's pretty good. So is

17:57

there any reason why this was like

17:59

a news story though? Because surely this

18:01

game show's been happening for like ever?

18:03

It has. The new story angle is

18:06

basically that this is like a secret.

18:08

of the show, behind the scenes, kind

18:10

of take on the show of like,

18:13

did you know that you don't actually

18:15

have to just take the car that's

18:17

given to you? You can have a

18:20

choice in the end. Wow, okay. I

18:22

know this is a Monday, but I

18:24

do have a bit of a mind

18:26

blown that I found out through this

18:29

story if you want to hear it.

18:31

Yeah. Yeah. So the font that's used

18:33

for the prices right in the US

18:36

is the same font. that is used

18:38

for the video game Grand Theft Auto.

18:40

The phone is called Price Down. Price

18:43

Down font? Are you serious? That is

18:45

so good. I know the exact font

18:47

that you're talking about. That is really

18:50

good. And obviously the show's been around

18:52

for a long time. So the game

18:54

used the font second. That is so

18:56

fantastic. Well, much like a character in

18:59

Grand Theft Auto, they really just jacked

19:01

that font pretty much. Just opened the

19:03

door and threw the driver out of

19:06

that font and claimed it as theirs.

19:08

Wow, that's full on. That is brilliant.

19:10

I clicked fish and a mind blown

19:13

in one. Producer James, absolutely incredible work.

19:15

Thank you so much. No worries. And

19:17

thank you for another episode of Matt

19:20

and Alex all day breakfast. We didn't

19:22

go over the clip this time. We

19:24

are still here, we'll be back tomorrow,

19:26

yodeling, same time, same place. Keep in

19:29

touch with us on at Matt. And

19:31

at Alex on Instagram. Yodalay, hoooooo! That's

19:33

it, the all-day breakfast kitchen is closed,

19:36

got something to add to the show,

19:38

sliding to our diems at Matt. And.

19:40

Alex.