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Oh yeah, wow, wow, welcome to the show. Here

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we are, yeah. There we are. Hey guys,

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how are you? Like how you guys just

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threw it in neutral real quick. Oh yeah.

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It's got real dick cabin real quick. Yeah,

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we like that, you know. We have to

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bring him down. We have a high-brow. Real

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high-brow followers. We like it. We're going to

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talk about, we're going to touch on a

0:19

few topics today. We're going to talk to

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jacking off for about one hour.

0:24

And that's it. That's the only

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topic. Hulley's going to go over

0:28

is exercise regimen next time of

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hour. Talk about crockpots. Cockwise,

0:33

yeah, speaking of. I need you to

0:35

fire that thing up. Do you have?

0:37

I got the broth in the fruit.

0:40

I was thinking about your stew all

0:42

last night. I was like, I wonder

0:44

if you put it on right now.

0:47

No, I didn't, because I got

0:49

a broth. Yeah. Are you cooking here?

0:51

I'm, well, yeah, I'm trying. Are you

0:53

really? Yeah, last night I had a

0:55

bowl of meat. Uh-huh. Bacon and eggs

0:57

this morning. All right. Some spinach in

1:00

there. But the bowl of meat is

1:02

good. What does that mean? You salt

1:04

and pepper. I mean, if full, I

1:06

take a ground beef, put it. Hamburger

1:08

meat? Yep. Then sprinkle some cheese

1:11

on there, put it in a bowl, pour

1:13

hot sauce on it. Texas jockeys? That is

1:15

good. I don't care what anyone says. No,

1:17

that's great. That's delicious. It's my type of

1:19

meal. I love. You do the whole thing,

1:21

the whole pan. I mean you leave some

1:24

in there for a little. And then you

1:26

go, you know what, what am I, who

1:28

am I kidding? I'm going to finish that

1:30

fucking band right now. I love the fact

1:32

that all these fitness guys are now coming

1:34

around on hamburger meat. Yeah. Like, that's what

1:37

it's all about. Yeah, fitness guys like me?

1:39

Yeah. All these guys on the internet. They're

1:41

like ground B or grass fed organic

1:43

ground beef is great for you. I

1:45

knew that since the 80s. I've been a

1:47

big, I've been a big ground-aged guy. Tell

1:50

him everybody? That's what happens. I would lay

1:52

off at all, big time. I really did

1:54

always wonder why it was so much cheaper

1:56

than the other meat. I'm like, it's just,

1:58

you're chewing it up any... does it

2:01

matter if it's pre-ground? Yeah, I

2:03

don't know. I was big on

2:05

that forever. Yeah, I would get

2:07

ground meat and be like, dude,

2:09

nobody knows about this. Grass-fed, grass-finished,

2:12

baby, let's go. Oh yeah. Grass-fed,

2:14

hamburger helper? Oh, don't get me

2:16

started. That was my move back

2:18

in high school. Come home from

2:21

wrestling practice. That's the outer rim

2:23

was just cold. Yeah, and I

2:25

would eat all of them and

2:27

I would dip them in spigetios

2:30

every day. Whoa. So, and watch

2:32

Pokemon with my little brother. I

2:34

used to love spagetios and a

2:36

peanut butter and jelly with it.

2:39

Yeah, I would dip the peanut

2:41

butter and jelly in the spaghetti

2:43

is, and I would dip the

2:45

peanut butter and jelly in the

2:48

spaghetti is. Yeah, I kind of

2:50

liked it. They were pretty big.

2:52

I didn't roll out of the

2:54

beef or anything. Something about it,

2:57

creep me out. I don't like

2:59

the thickness of the Nudies. The

3:01

Nudies were a little slim. Yeah,

3:03

they were too thick, a teeny

3:06

for me. I'm an angel hair

3:08

man. Dude. Well that shit hit

3:10

the, when that angel hair hit

3:12

the household in dirtbag households in

3:14

the 90s, we thought we were

3:17

fucking from Sicily. Thought we were

3:19

the Mid- Medici or whatever. once,

3:21

then you go to the regular

3:23

spaghetti, I'd be like, why? Yeah.

3:26

Yeah, what's the, why not? Did

3:28

I do something wrong? Why don't,

3:30

why aren't we getting anything like

3:32

that? It was just, it was,

3:35

it was, it was, it was,

3:37

it was fancier. I don't know

3:39

why. So much better. So much

3:41

better. It's crazy. Sexual. Angel hair

3:44

was kind of sectional. Maybe that's

3:46

why the parents lied. True. Especially

3:48

your house, but the boys went

3:50

straight upstairs. Yeah, my mom will

3:53

get the laundry basket that week

3:55

and get. Yeah, that's the angel

3:57

hair. I was just like dumping

3:59

rocks out of a dumpster. or

4:02

the Horeas brothers. Just not one

4:04

better. Yeah, me and my brother

4:06

are in one back seat. I

4:08

like it. It is sexy, man.

4:11

Little olive oil and garlic. You

4:13

don't see it out of restaurants

4:15

either. It's all this pucatini, all

4:17

this shit. We don't, you know,

4:19

we're trying to get away. It's

4:22

all fettuccini, which you brought it

4:24

up. That's side piece shit. Fettuccini

4:26

Alfredo, if you're at the dinner

4:28

with a girl and she orders

4:31

the black and chicken pasta, she's

4:33

a whore. This is based off

4:35

one experience he's had. When he

4:37

was waiting table, he's like, this

4:40

dude rolled in, this girl was

4:42

such a whore, old chicken Alfredo,

4:44

and then like, that's what my

4:46

mom eats. What's some other slut

4:49

slop? Slop. Uh, I think any

4:51

kind of like pesto they fuck

4:53

with. Nah, really? Oh, what's that?

4:55

No, it's definitely fetish. It's fetishini

4:58

or no, what's the other one?

5:00

The cheese, cheese filled noodles. Ravi,

5:02

Tortellini. Tortellini. Tortellini's are for, yeah,

5:04

dumb bitches. Yeah, once you get

5:07

off. Yeah. I think filet mignons

5:09

kind of got that rap too.

5:11

With sluts? Some bro, yeah, some

5:13

brothel thing she knows what she's

5:16

doing. Apparently I'm a slook. And

5:18

get it like medium, well, what'd

5:20

you say? I guess I'm a

5:22

slook. Oh, I'm always. Second, Alfredo,

5:24

inflaming, you know. I'm always fullay.

5:27

Guys, do you need me? It's

5:29

good for guys. Yeah, muscles and

5:31

shit. Guys, it's cool. It's for

5:33

hot dudes only. It's for hot

5:36

dudes in giant slots. Then get

5:38

that like a cranberry juice. Be

5:40

like you fucking 30 bitch. Ew.

5:42

Ew. You're on your beauty feta

5:45

cheese and you're gonna say. You

5:47

know, that also sounds like you're

5:49

on a date with a 16

5:51

year old. Couldn't get a lid

5:54

on this, please? She's not even

5:56

at the table. It was like

5:58

your nasty little... slut over there.

6:00

Mac and cheese in a Shirley

6:03

Temple. You're speaking my language. Yeah.

6:05

Although, this is a much of

6:07

a dirtbag I am. I've never

6:09

had the upgraded mac and cheese

6:12

that touched the shit in the box.

6:14

Never. Once in Philly, Cotton

6:16

got a platter delivered. He's got

6:18

the inside Connecticut. He's got black

6:20

mac. That's black mac. That's black

6:22

mac. Forget about it. Yeah, black

6:25

mac's different, dude. I had a

6:27

first class education on that shit

6:29

because we did Cotton's Batson Party

6:31

and I like went out and

6:33

bought all this stuff. We did

6:35

like a little blow grill barbecue.

6:37

I must have bought about $400

6:39

worth of store brought potato salad.

6:41

And it was all his boys

6:43

from the neighborhood. And nobody touched

6:46

it. And nobody touched it. potato

6:48

salad. And he's like, black

6:50

people don't fuck with store-bought

6:52

potato salad. Yeah, man. They

6:54

put, I swear to God,

6:57

I think they put vibranium

6:59

in their mac and cheese.

7:01

It's, dude, I have to like

7:04

take my wife aside,

7:06

we go somewhere, like

7:08

my parents' house or

7:10

something, it'll be like,

7:12

bleached, blonde American cheese

7:15

on noodles. Store, store-bought.

7:17

potato salad being like

7:19

garlic to vampires black

7:21

people. Next time you

7:23

go to a non-ruly

7:26

neighborhood have some. Be

7:28

like, are you Velvita

7:30

or Kraft growing up? Uh,

7:32

Kraft Velveeta hit us for a

7:34

minute. Yeah, Kraft was going on

7:36

and then I, I think Velveeta

7:38

was one of those things in

7:40

my friend's house that I like

7:43

snuck into the shopping cart and

7:45

I was like, I had some

7:47

Velveeta, and like my mom was

7:49

like, get this shit the fun

7:51

out of here. Because Velveeta had

7:53

the, their angle was, it's not

7:55

powder, it's real cheese. Yeah. And

7:57

you could never wrap up the

7:59

end. airtight enough so you had to

8:01

go through was like Normandy you had to

8:03

get like the first couple of waves of

8:06

fucking hard dried cheese to get to the

8:08

good shit oh I remember my mom when

8:10

shit was tight she'd be like just eat

8:13

it and be like fucking eating fucking drywall

8:15

It was the first time you have Velveeta.

8:17

It was kind of like a revelation. Yeah,

8:19

what the fuck? Nothing else my house doing.

8:22

Nothing else crazy. My stepmom introduced me to

8:24

it and it was like, I looked at

8:26

my mom, I'm like, you gotta pick it

8:29

the fuck up. You are, I'm about to

8:31

move into dad's house for good. I will

8:33

leave you too. Yeah, chips and cheese was

8:35

just melting American cheese on chips was big

8:38

and then my friend was like, really hit

8:40

me with the Velveeda. And I was. Kind

8:42

of indicative of like a problem. Like usually

8:45

if there was a Velvita house, there was

8:47

like marital strife. Oh, yeah There's a couple

8:49

holes in the wall. Yeah, there was a

8:51

couple holes in the wall. They were trying

8:54

to buy back that kids love. Yeah, for

8:56

sure. Little Dunkaroo action. There was always that

8:58

one kid that you were friends with that

9:01

you knew there was probably in a house

9:03

that when they would offer you to eat

9:05

over, you'd be like, no, I'm good, I'm

9:07

gonna go home. I'm gonna go home. I'm

9:10

gonna go home, the single mother, the single

9:12

mother, the single mother household, the single mother

9:14

household, the single mother household, had snacks, had

9:16

snacks, had snacks, had snacks, had snacks, had

9:19

snacks. That's where you could find Dunkaroos. Good

9:21

snack. She's treating a little man, right? Yeah,

9:23

cool. She was subservying to the sun. The

9:26

sun would be like the sun. No, mom.

9:28

Gave me the Dunkaroos. Some random dude leaving

9:30

with a work truck out front. Name like

9:32

Ron or something like that. You have any

9:35

last Dunkaroo? You know, my cousin snorted pixie

9:37

sticks in a single bomb basement. Like, there

9:39

was like, we were in a friend's house,

9:42

a single bomb, and he just started just

9:44

railing lines for pixie sticks. My cousin. He

9:46

developed a drug problem, I would have to

9:48

assume. He dabbled? He dabbled? He dabbled? He

9:51

dabbled? He dabbled? He dabbled? He dabbled? He

9:53

dabbled a man. He's sorting rain down on

9:55

you. Some house painter every couple of weekends

9:58

showing up and you're gonna say shit. He's

10:00

all about it. Dude, I've talked about this

10:02

before, but I'll never forget it when we

10:04

were at our friend's house. It was just

10:07

his mom. And he had these walkie-talkies, and

10:09

I swear to God this actually happened. Like,

10:11

if I go to a certain channel, it

10:14

picks up my mom's phone conversation. What? And

10:16

we picked up a phone conversation of his

10:18

mom complaining that the guy wouldn't sleep with

10:20

her. And we were all like, oh, just

10:23

turn it off right away. One dude, we

10:25

were looking for porn at my buddy's house

10:27

one time or weed or something. We were

10:29

looking for something that a 13 year old's

10:32

looking for Yeah, and we were going through

10:34

and we looked at my one buddy was

10:36

looking under the bed dude It pulled out

10:39

a like a shop like one of those

10:41

like plastic shopping bags just full of dill-dows

10:43

and like whips and chains like dude, what

10:45

is this? And there was like five of

10:48

us. We're like, ah! Do you could put

10:50

that back, put that? Like, like, like, like,

10:52

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, God

10:55

damn. What did you expect us to find?

10:57

I feel like you had to do that

10:59

shit in the summer, whatever house you were

11:01

at, and there was no on home, you

11:04

tossed a place like the arena. Like you

11:06

turned a warrant, dude. Look for everything. Yeah,

11:08

like a no knocker. You got an open

11:11

pillows. Dude. Dumping out fucking coffee and shit.

11:13

Fucking stethoscope on the wall going around. My

11:15

brother claims, you know, I've reason to believe

11:17

it's true, but he said he said he.

11:20

like his friend had like, you know, you'd

11:22

have like you would like copy VHS's awful

11:24

like TV or whatever? He had some sort

11:26

of blank tape that they had like a

11:29

movie on and they want to like put

11:31

it in. to watch it and his mom

11:33

and her new boyfriend and record his sex

11:36

day. And like recorded over what had been

11:38

there so they like they watched the first

11:40

10 minutes then it was just mom giving

11:42

it. It went from three minutes to coach

11:45

the fucking anal or real quick. Oh your

11:47

mom giving head just head bro on a

11:49

VA old VHS that's worse than I know

11:52

that's brutal that's like the worst thing you

11:54

can see. Mom giving head is it. What

11:56

would you prefer to see your mom receiving

11:58

doggy or giving head? I hate to say

12:01

dog even though, because you can live here.

12:03

You know, there's still up a little for

12:05

imagination. Obviously, obviously it's POV. He's going dirty

12:08

camera. Mamie like yeah, that's that's a fucking

12:10

that's a mission. No, that's back in the

12:12

day. That's a heavy-ass fucking camera. She drops

12:14

it. She's dead. That's like a news camera.

12:17

Yeah, April deal. Damn, yeah, I didn't even

12:19

think about that. That is a big camp.

12:21

Oh, the biggest. Yeah, if they were doing

12:24

it back then, they were real freaks. Yeah.

12:26

You gotta set up a tripod and all

12:28

that kind of stuff. Yeah, it was crazy.

12:30

Being that freaky back then took a lot

12:33

of gear. Yeah. Like you couldn't just like

12:35

have a cell. You know, now you can

12:37

just have like a cell phone. Sure. Maybe

12:39

be live streaming out to people, whatever. But

12:42

like, yeah, that sucks. Porn moms, that's going

12:44

to be a hard wave of kids growing

12:46

up with only fans growing up with only

12:49

fans moms. I used to work in the

12:51

photo department at a supermarket. Pretty cool guy

12:53

at the time. You know what I mean?

12:55

And that was any time you, like a

12:58

girl would drop off film, you were really

13:00

hoping there was naked pictures on there. Was

13:02

there ever? Nope, not once. Fresh, freshman year

13:05

I worked at a West Coast video. and

13:07

if you're not familiar with West Coast video

13:09

they had the room in the back yep

13:11

with the fucking beads you paid a couple

13:14

visits what you worked I used I used

13:16

to look at the box and jerk off

13:18

to the memory of the cover I remember

13:21

one was called Heinfeld it was a Seinfeld

13:23

spoof that's nice hot yeah Kramer had a

13:25

hog on him but this kid worked there

13:27

and his mom single mom worked there too

13:30

they both worked there and you could see

13:32

what everybody took like you know you get

13:34

to take your movies home a week no

13:37

lie this kid's mom rent it time for

13:39

an ass fucking too and he was time

13:41

for an ass fucking for the next four

13:43

years in high school that's tough hated us

13:46

damn time for an ass fucking this is

13:48

early nineties yeah that's terrible she rented it

13:50

knowing her son work there yeah didn't give

13:52

a shit I mean it was time for

13:55

an ass fucking it's time it's time you

13:57

got to see the big hand in the

13:59

small ear It's like it's fucking somewhere.

14:02

My boy's dad owned my boy's

14:04

dad on a bunch of independent

14:06

like not like a chain not

14:08

like West Coast it was just

14:11

like epic video or whatever movies

14:13

but then blockbuster came in and

14:15

he had a close up so he but he

14:17

kept all the porn from like five

14:19

locations and it was all in the

14:21

basement and for years we had no,

14:23

we'd go over there for years, no

14:25

idea. We're down the basement and there's

14:27

just wall-to-wall boxes. My buddy like fall,

14:29

as I got out of a movie,

14:31

like falls into one and it just

14:33

like spills out all over these like,

14:35

like that whole box is porn. He's

14:37

like. These are all porn? Imagine that.

14:39

And we do, we robbed the shit

14:41

out of those. Imagine that you spending

14:43

a whole summer jerking off the southern

14:46

living and you got the fucking

14:48

Mecca treasure of Sierra

14:50

Madri downstairs? Gizongas three

14:53

and lost at sea we took.

14:55

Gizongas three and the other one

14:57

was lost at sea bait to

14:59

rounds. Really? Yeah, we had the

15:01

Spanish fly 14. That was the

15:04

big. spoof on psycho and it

15:06

was called the Butts Motel. That's

15:08

pretty good. That's a thinker though.

15:10

Yeah, the knife was a the

15:12

knife was a dildo in the

15:15

shower. It was pretty good. Yeah,

15:17

it's crazy. They made porn funny

15:19

back then. I know and they

15:21

also I don't know who they

15:23

had the writers and I know

15:25

it was like my my hormones

15:28

were pumping. My hormones were

15:30

pumping. Oh, I got a

15:32

feeling where this is that? I'm

15:34

still a bit of a storyhead like

15:36

I need it. I need it. I

15:39

kind of need a little bit if

15:41

it's just like smash cut to insertion

15:43

I'm like bro build me up stepdad

15:45

stepdaughter have to share a hotel room.

15:48

Hello bro. Sharebed might be

15:50

one of my favorite sharebed I'll be

15:52

honest I was on shared bed very

15:54

early before it was like people were

15:57

talking about it and I was like

15:59

this is is wrong. Yeah. It's

16:01

your normal. Before the stepmom genre,

16:03

like early on, I got I

16:05

got a shared bed video and

16:07

I kept going back to the

16:09

well on that. You thought it

16:11

was wrong. And I was like

16:13

this is insane. This is shared

16:16

shared steps on and stepmom on

16:18

vacation. That was pre-stuck. It was

16:20

pretty stuck. It was very good.

16:22

And then stuck came out and

16:24

everyone's not afraid to admit they're

16:26

jacking off the incest porn and

16:28

I was like. Or they'll claim

16:30

step and then in the video

16:32

they won't say step sister. Yeah,

16:34

I'm your mom. Let me jack

16:36

you all. Yeah, you're like, all

16:39

right. Come on now. Most advertising.

16:41

Yeah, yeah. Stuck didn't. I thought

16:43

stuck was gonna have a moment

16:45

I thought that was goof and

16:47

it didn't. Sam couldn't do it.

16:49

Yeah, I thought stuck definitely. Stuck

16:51

didn't get me. I thought it

16:53

was gonna be the next big

16:55

thing and I feel like it.

16:57

I feel like I've never really

16:59

a comedian not talked about stuck

17:02

about stuck about stuck point. I

17:04

think it exists. I think you

17:06

open the floodgates. I didn't hear,

17:08

I didn't hear about it until

17:10

you said it. Well, Matt, don't

17:12

put this on me. You're really

17:14

stuck in death, born on me,

17:16

bro. Freak zero, shame, goes. Everyone

17:18

knows you love their name and

17:20

you love stuck porn. No name

17:22

and stuck porn. I just find,

17:25

I have a belief ability on

17:27

her armor stuck porn commercial. In

17:29

the shared beds the mom always

17:31

slept it away like she was

17:33

like her ass was always fucking.

17:35

What are you doing? Yeah. Oh,

17:37

you're hard. I can help you

17:39

with that. Just because we need

17:41

sleep. You know what I mean?

17:43

It was like we have to

17:45

get to bed so let me

17:48

do that. I told you we

17:50

have a big day tomorrow. You

17:52

know what I mean? So motherly.

17:54

Yeah, I've been off the porn.

17:56

I don't want to I don't

17:58

want to shoot on this in

18:00

every discussion. Yeah, you get harder

18:02

over less for sure. You get

18:04

kind of like high school kind

18:06

of boner type things. Scrolling is

18:08

a trigger for me because my

18:11

fucking, my Twitter feed and my

18:13

search page on Instagram is just

18:15

bad news. I'll catch something and

18:17

I'll just be like all right,

18:19

and then fucking right to fucking

18:21

you porn Yep, he alone The

18:23

Instagram can draw one loose. Yeah,

18:25

you see You're in a hotel.

18:27

That's you know what I have

18:29

now. You know those you know

18:31

those things you strapped your head.

18:34

There's a ball in a string

18:36

you punch it I have one

18:38

of those and I do that

18:40

and do that and I do

18:42

there's super glue in your eyes

18:44

closing That's what I did. I

18:46

just tried to track you. Shadow

18:48

boxing in a hotel. That's just

18:50

fucking crazy. Yeah, I'm horny as

18:52

far as I'm at a shadow

18:54

box in my fucking hotel. The

18:56

noise, you could probably hear that.

18:59

It still sounds like you're jack

19:01

at all. Pop, pop, pop, pop.

19:03

So I just punched the ball.

19:05

I just fucking it. You're in

19:07

adrenaline how you want to hurt

19:09

yourself. Exactly. Yeah. I do, the

19:11

older I get, the more I

19:13

kind of can see. Remember hearing

19:15

about those guys that have like

19:17

hookers rub their backs? And that's

19:19

it. Yeah. Yeah, I've heard of

19:22

those guys. I can see it

19:24

now. I'm like, why the fuck

19:26

would anyone do that now? I'm

19:28

like, no, I kind of. Conditioning

19:30

is a hug, right on. Yeah,

19:32

it's a hug, yeah, hug, some

19:34

nice words. We like talking to

19:36

a lady. Put you to sleep,

19:38

that'd be nice. Maybe from behind,

19:40

maybe from behind, Chris Hansen. I'm

19:42

just from behind my hotel room

19:45

and I go, what are you

19:47

doing here? You know I'm only

19:49

12, right? You're here to meet

19:51

a 37-year-old man. What are you

19:53

doing? With a ball hanging from

19:55

his forehead? That's the part I'm

19:57

leaving out. There's just four, like,

19:59

very cheap hookers. I'm standing on

20:01

them. You're showing them what line

20:03

is. I'm standing on their butts

20:05

like a bosu ball. Yeah. I

20:08

mean, dude. I wish women would

20:10

be cool about hookers, honestly. You

20:12

know what I mean? Like, why

20:14

are they so... up tight about

20:16

hookers. Yeah, fucking, fucking. Wives and

20:18

hookers could be a team. And

20:20

instead, they have to be enemies.

20:22

I don't know why. I agree.

20:24

What's all the fighting about, huh?

20:26

There's enough of me to go.

20:28

What a catch you, huh? There's

20:31

plenty and bagel bites for everybody,

20:33

girls. It's socked us off. They

20:35

could team up. I got a

20:37

brick of Alveda. It's like watching

20:39

a nature documentary when they, you

20:41

see where the willed bees go

20:43

down, there's a million will be.

20:45

It's like, dude, you guys could

20:47

help, but you're too dumb. To

20:49

figure this out. His hookers and

20:51

wives just got together. The willed

20:54

bees could link. Isn't it? Isn't

20:56

it weird nature documentaries, the way

20:58

they present it, they can really

21:00

twist your... view of like say

21:02

it's a baby will to be

21:04

since a lion you're like rooting

21:06

for the will to be used

21:08

to get away yeah but then

21:10

other times you're rooting for the

21:12

predator like the way they spin

21:14

it they spin it like crazy

21:17

and they set up cameras and

21:19

then they add noises and it's

21:21

to give the animals like Human

21:23

like trades if they talk about

21:25

like you know like I just

21:27

watched one on polar bears and

21:29

it was like a mom and

21:31

two pull two baby polar bears

21:33

and they really had jacking off

21:35

immediately. It says polar bears. The

21:37

one's a maid. I forgot we're

21:40

saying an Airbnb he walked down

21:42

the other day out of his

21:44

bedroom. He's like I'm going upstairs

21:46

for a little bit. Comes up

21:48

close to the door comes down

21:50

and just immediately starts washing his

21:52

hands and I'm like you could

21:54

have made dad any more blatant

21:56

what you just did up there.

21:58

Which one, dude, you couldn't hear

22:00

him screw. Hey, you're like, what

22:03

are you talking about? He came

22:05

right now. What's up, no shirt

22:07

on? What's up, God, like you

22:09

just had sex. I was filling

22:11

up the redo car with washer

22:13

fluid. That is the one, I

22:15

think I'm gonna, I think I'm

22:17

gonna take a nap. Ten minutes,

22:19

like, you come out, I couldn't

22:21

sleep. Calf, calf or something like

22:23

you go get forth, I'll be,

22:26

I gotta shut it down. Just

22:28

dying for a nap, I'm so

22:30

tired. I don't like down here

22:32

too, they get in your business.

22:34

How do you get on porn

22:36

hub down here? What are you

22:38

guys doing? I get why you

22:40

get off it now. Yeah, you

22:42

got to go on the old

22:44

school ones. What are you supposed

22:46

to do, put your email address

22:49

in or something like that? Just

22:51

don't do it. It's like the

22:53

opposite. No, yeah, don't, don't go

22:55

on the. Never. It's like the

22:57

opposite. When you're, it's like when

22:59

you're like younger and you need

23:01

to get an older person to

23:03

buy you alcohol, you gotta ask

23:05

the kids. You're like, yeah, what

23:07

are you guys all jerking all

23:09

this? Yeah. But no, you just

23:12

gotta remember old porn sites and

23:14

that's what you just use. X

23:16

videos is cool. X videos. X

23:18

videos. X videos? Yep. Yeah, it's

23:20

just porn hub. You can't go

23:22

on. I'm a hub man. I

23:24

just never, do you guys ever

23:26

have a password back in the

23:28

day to like a porn hub?

23:30

There was a browser's password. Wow.

23:32

It was like 14 sites you

23:35

could get. Yeah. Yep, I mean,

23:37

you're bad. That's a lad algorithm.

23:39

It's the algorithm. Yeah, that's all

23:41

Yeah, that's kind of what's in

23:43

demand right now. Yeah, I can

23:45

roll with that Exactly yeah, told

23:47

it that's great those those passwords

23:49

and shit like that our dads

23:51

is who they that who fucked

23:53

they got fucked up by that

23:55

all that kind of stuff in

23:58

the pop-ups Yeah, my dad literally

24:00

went through five laptops at like

24:02

a six-month period six-month period I

24:04

don't crazy My mom's like, what

24:06

the fact. Yeah, it sucks. Coming

24:08

upon like some, if you hit

24:10

like a desktop and you like

24:12

see the circus, they don't, they

24:14

didn't know about search history. No.

24:16

So you could see the search

24:18

history and be like, God, old

24:21

man, what are you doing? Yeah,

24:23

searching boobs like a fucking eighth

24:25

grader. Something about my dad, I

24:27

was like, dude, I know, you're

24:29

fucking, how are you talking about?

24:31

He's fucking, fucking, Aaron. It's like,

24:33

dude, you're like, you're like, you're

24:35

born. Come on, man. My dick's

24:37

a lot bigger now, though, really.

24:39

Really? Really? No, I'm saying, you

24:41

got some, you click the ad.

24:44

Yeah, you got dick, pills. I've

24:46

added five to seven inches, I'm

24:48

about to fucking mature lady in

24:50

my area in my area. I'm

24:52

about to fuck a bunch of

24:54

locals. There's a journal I'll see

24:56

it together with someone. Yeah, with

24:58

someone. I want to know if

25:00

that's ever worked out for anybody.

25:02

I don't know a single person

25:04

who's hit like the fine. Well,

25:07

does it work? Well, there's an

25:09

internet hound. Oh, search things out.

25:11

Doesn't work? Sometimes what works? Like,

25:13

find local single girls? God damn

25:15

man. Yeah, right? It's like the

25:17

new Craigslist kind of these kids.

25:19

There's like 48 These creeps I

25:21

mean I'm sorry That's cool. You

25:23

did read it. I had it

25:25

work out one time. You know

25:27

the numbers that you call and

25:30

you can like talk to a

25:32

lady? Mm-hmm. I was able to

25:34

convince her I was like well,

25:36

we should meet up and I

25:38

ended up meeting up with her.

25:40

What yeah She didn't look anything

25:42

like she described. She looked like

25:44

what you described. Six, six, Latino

25:46

dude. She looked like shit. Anyway.

25:48

I don't know if you can

25:50

handle this. She'll be sitting in

25:53

a dark room saying dirty words

25:55

into a phone. Four years. Yeah,

25:57

when you think she's the hottest

25:59

girl of the world. Where'd you

26:01

meet? I met at her place.

26:03

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26:05

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26:07

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part in the interruption. Can you

29:32

tell the story of going through

29:34

the yoga ball or the work

29:36

exercise ball? This is yeah, that

29:38

this one was pretty bad. I

29:40

think about this story constantly. But

29:42

hold this chick. She lived in

29:45

the Thomas Jefferson houses in the

29:47

Bronx and I went up there

29:49

and it was it was a

29:51

bad there was just a dude

29:53

sleeping on her couch and her

29:55

kids were there. And we went

29:57

to the. I stayed overnight. It

29:59

was bad. There were so many

30:01

roaches in there and I just

30:03

seen this documentary about roaches crawling

30:05

somebody's ear and screaming and I

30:08

was sweet life you were living

30:10

at the time. I was so

30:12

bugged out and the kids were

30:14

so sweet and I remember like

30:16

we were in there we hooked

30:18

up. Jesus Christ. Yeah I was

30:20

I thought for like a week

30:22

that this was a sign from

30:24

God that I was supposed to

30:26

like married this woman and save

30:28

her and the kids. I just

30:31

never talked to her again. For

30:33

a couple of days I really

30:35

thought like I had like a

30:37

sign from God. But I remember

30:39

she's like let's get the kids

30:41

out of the house or whatever

30:43

and they're like can we go

30:45

to the store or whatever? I'm

30:47

like yeah I had like you

30:49

know the couple 20s on me

30:51

then the dude on the couch

30:54

comes and he's like oh can

30:56

I grab something too? Just keep

30:58

him at 20 and then they

31:00

came back with like Chinese food

31:02

or like Chinese food and went

31:04

to sleep. And I slept with

31:06

toilet paper in my ears because

31:08

I didn't want the roaches to

31:10

crawl. Your boner? Yeah. I'm sorry.

31:12

I'm talking about it. On the

31:14

Chinese food run? You banked? Yeah,

31:17

on the Chinese food run. I

31:19

didn't in that night. I was

31:21

similar, like, horrific horny story. I

31:23

remember I was at a strip

31:25

club, met a stripper, whole thing,

31:27

changed numbers. I'm like, yes, I

31:29

could finally date a day to

31:31

strip. It was to be so

31:33

sick. And I went to her

31:35

house. There was just a nine-

31:37

She's like, like, I think we

31:40

might have kissed. Yeah, that's a

31:42

good kiss though. She would just

31:44

dip her the pacifier and sweet

31:46

and sour McDonald's sauce and put

31:48

it in the baby's mouth and

31:50

I was like, dude, this is

31:52

fucking dark. Holy shit. And then

31:54

there were, there were trans prostitutes

31:56

above, she was, she told me

31:58

this, and they were like making

32:00

a ruckus up there, banging, it

32:03

was getting piped out in the

32:05

hallway. We get up get upstairs

32:07

you guys and they're like shut

32:09

the fuck home It was rugged

32:11

man. That's when you get a

32:13

taste and you're like Yeah, I'm

32:15

gonna scale it back a little

32:17

about that life. Yeah, not at

32:19

all. Not at all. The yoga

32:21

ball story. I was living in

32:23

a studio apartment in Queens. This

32:26

is towards the end of my

32:28

first run in New York before

32:30

I moved home to Philly and

32:32

did comedy. I was doing a

32:34

lot of blow. My brother had

32:36

like got engaged and moved out

32:38

of the apartment that we lived

32:40

and I was by myself and

32:42

it was bad. I was working

32:44

at this place, I was doing

32:46

blow, and maybe like six months

32:49

in, it was like a nice

32:51

little apartment on the first floor,

32:53

just been redone, had all stuff

32:55

in there, was making a go

32:57

of it. I got bed bugs,

32:59

and I had to throw out

33:01

everything in my apartment, every single

33:03

thing in my apartment. So I

33:05

had to throw a thing in

33:07

my apartment, every single thing in

33:09

my apartment. So I had a

33:12

blow up mattress, like in the

33:14

corner, like I had like a

33:16

comforter and shit on this thing,

33:18

all that kind of stuff. You

33:20

know the norm And I had

33:22

this hooker over there one night

33:24

and fucking I was smoking where

33:26

you know we're watching porn obviously

33:28

and all that kind of stuff

33:30

Obviously, it's what you do when

33:32

you get a hooker And I

33:35

was smoking a cigarette and I

33:37

was I was naked and I

33:39

was probably covered in like olive

33:41

oil or Vaseline or something And

33:43

I remember she started laughing at

33:45

me And she had like a

33:47

deviated septum, so she was like,

33:49

like just snorting and laughing at

33:51

me. And man, I'm sorry about

33:53

that. It's the funny, I mean,

33:55

sitting there bouncing, smoking a cigarette,

33:57

just oiled up. You're at the

34:00

tire as cool as you could

34:02

be at that moment. You got

34:04

a fucking hooker. You're all you're

34:06

having a blast and then boom

34:08

on the fucking ground. Did the

34:10

little pin that holds the air

34:12

and fly out or did you

34:14

blow it out? He claims there's

34:16

the cigarette. Obviously it was not

34:18

the cigarette. There's a weight issue?

34:20

Yeah. Yeah. All right, that's a

34:23

pop-up. You can't do it. Here's

34:25

our 250. Ain't doing yoga balls.

34:27

Fuck a bullshit. Yeah, I was,

34:29

uh. No way it was the

34:31

cigarette. No, I take it with

34:33

that and lay in pot because

34:35

it blew up, like, from the

34:37

burn hole. Really? I never thought

34:39

about it. I believe you. Now,

34:41

I don't believe him, but I've

34:43

never thought about it, but he

34:46

lies about everything. It was for

34:48

sure. How's it going to land

34:50

on a... Maybe it rolled over

34:52

a safety pin or something like

34:54

that. Sniper, the next building took

34:56

him out. It's probably the hooker's

34:58

fault, honestly. It was definitely the

35:00

hooker phone. I had a set

35:02

of spike strips in the house,

35:04

I forgot. That's why you're spiked

35:06

brass knuckles, you're playing with the

35:09

same guy. I'm showing my butterfly

35:11

nice. Yeah, pretty cool. Did you

35:13

fall flat on your back? Like

35:15

that. Yeah, right on my ass.

35:17

I remember my toxic bone was

35:19

sore for like two weeks after

35:21

that. I was sketched out. You

35:23

want to take the romance out

35:25

of the room? It was like

35:27

four in the morning and I

35:29

was real paranoid. Because I was

35:32

on the first floor in the

35:34

lobby and I had two doors.

35:36

Like I had two doors that

35:38

entered my apartment. And like I

35:40

could get so cooked up, I'd

35:42

be like listening to doors to

35:44

see if anybody was in there.

35:46

I was sketched out. You want

35:48

to take the romance out of

35:50

the room? If I can pop

35:52

a yoga bowl covered in olive

35:55

oil. Yeah, three of

35:57

these guys have issues, man. Yeah,

35:59

do you ever get a new

36:02

rue massage before? Yeah, what are

36:04

you talking about? You just get

36:07

a dish out of new rue.

36:09

You've never been covered in a

36:11

limb spray before. Yeah. Yeah. Do

36:14

you ever get a new rue

36:16

massage? Yeah what? A new rue? A new

36:18

rue? When a lady like greases

36:21

herself up and just

36:24

slides herself across you?

36:26

No. Have you? There's a porn category that

36:28

I saw. I got one in real

36:30

life. Oddly catches my eye but doesn't

36:32

fully get there. Got one in real

36:34

life and it was just like an

36:36

older kind of drug out old lady

36:38

just laid on me for a while

36:40

in a motel. I was just sitting

36:42

like a shitty highway motel being like,

36:44

okay, I'm good on this now. She

36:47

came to you? I went there. Oh,

36:49

is that a motel? It's like a

36:51

side of the highway outdoor motel. So

36:53

it wasn't really a spa per se?

36:55

They typically do it on like an

36:57

air mattress for like the

36:59

oil. Yeah, this is just

37:01

the man. So you realize

37:03

ruining a blanket with just

37:05

old lady oil. Yeah, it

37:07

just ruined the bed. You're

37:09

not going to get your

37:11

deposit bath lady. It was

37:13

just a... I was like

37:15

a very fucked up lady.

37:17

I had a runner to

37:19

write aid afterwards. For what?

37:21

She had to like go

37:23

buy supplies. She had to

37:25

buy like hooker supplies. She's like,

37:28

can you give me a ride

37:30

to write aid? And I was

37:32

like, yeah, fine. Hop in. Shopped

37:35

her off. Grab me some

37:37

cheeses when you're in there,

37:39

will you? Grab me some

37:41

cheeses when you're in there,

37:43

will you? Yeah. Is that a big thing for

37:46

you? Prostitutes? I took a, yeah, for that period.

37:48

I took it, I took it, I took it,

37:50

this is like, I felt really nice to like

37:52

sit there and just like, once all the

37:54

business was handled, just sit and fucking

37:56

chat. Yeah. It's kind of fun. Yeah,

37:58

once we settle our affairs. So contracts

38:00

were signed. That's crazy. Like Swiss businessman?

38:02

Once you get done talking business you

38:04

can talk about. That must be just

38:06

insane. Like I'm sure the post not

38:08

clarity for most guys is like, holy

38:10

fuck, what am I doing in this

38:13

motel? Nah, but when you got a

38:15

cool one? Your post notes like, you

38:17

need a ride? When you got a

38:19

cool one, they were cool. Like the

38:21

cool ones were cool as shit. Yeah, like

38:23

they got it again. You could hang out with them and

38:25

shoot your ship somewhere chill. Yeah, and you just kind of

38:27

it's really tempting to be like can I just be like

38:29

a guy? Should I just like be a security guy for

38:32

you or something? Because you do want to get into it.

38:34

You're like dude I could just hang out in shitty motels

38:36

What do we got a free-based cocaine?

38:38

I guess I've never done that before.

38:41

I guess I could do that. I

38:43

guess. See what this guy is. To

38:45

be your guy, dude. Even Rite Aid

38:48

would have the fucking thing of tin

38:50

foil and baby oil. Big night, huh?

38:52

I remember when, remember when the pharmacies,

38:54

they started getting the free kile? They

38:57

didn't have to have them. Now it's

38:59

fucking wild. Condoms with family planning now.

39:01

The condoms, the condoms, the fucking heat

39:04

up a loop and all that kind

39:06

of stuff. Me and my wife

39:08

had a meeting. I'm gonna use

39:10

Astrogliding, fuck her in the butt.

39:12

That's family planning. That's the family

39:14

planning aisle. We've had a long

39:16

talk. Yeah, we've really felt things

39:18

through and we're ready to try

39:20

a cock ring. No way. It's

39:22

like, it's like, it's just a

39:24

lube, it's a lube condoms and

39:26

then... No, they have the vibrating

39:28

cock ring. Yeah, they've really, I

39:30

thought you're getting around, they can't

39:33

get pregnant unless you come, you know.

39:35

It's right next to the... True. Dang, I

39:37

got a bus one, I got a

39:39

bus out of vibrating cockering, I haven't

39:41

busted it. It's like, possibly a decade. You've

39:43

used one? Oh for sure. Really? Really?

39:45

Really? I thought we were joking. I

39:47

thought we were joking. Pretty amazing. Probably

39:49

made you wait instead of the shaft

39:51

shaking. It just goes down there and

39:53

buses. It seems like it makes sense,

39:55

right? Dude. It's if you want to

39:57

feel like an all-star. Yeah, it's just

40:00

Your dick just becomes a fucking there

40:02

I say a little vibrator. Yeah, so

40:04

it's just like it's just on the

40:06

bottom and every time you get all

40:08

the way in rather than them being

40:10

like oh, what's that? Yeah, that's the

40:12

instead of them going that's it. I

40:14

don't know I think my dick's too

40:16

small for that my balls would be

40:18

going back and forth like one of

40:20

those things on a desk. I wouldn't

40:23

be good luck. Yeah, there there is

40:25

like a if you lose. Yeah, they're

40:27

definitely not one size fits fits fits

40:29

all. So like if you get if

40:31

you lose any hardness that that thing

40:33

starts wobbling around you just gotta like

40:35

pinch the fucking each other give it

40:37

a little twist and be like yep

40:39

we're so good. It's feeling this thing

40:41

you fuck out brings too big for

40:43

you. You gotta do a dry run

40:46

by yourself to make sure. You can't

40:48

just fucking whip that out and then

40:50

it. You break it out and it's

40:52

too big. You gotta go, you know

40:54

what, let's not use this. You gotta

40:56

beat off of the first. You have

40:58

to just test it out. Sure. You

41:00

guys did dry runs back in the

41:02

day. You did dry runs with condoms

41:04

before the first. Like before you started

41:06

having sex use it. That's called a

41:09

dress rehearsal or whatever. Yeah. Gotta use

41:11

it. It's good stuff. No mass either.

41:13

Yeah, that was, yeah, that's almost instinctual.

41:15

If you see economy, you're gonna, like

41:17

the first economy see, you use it

41:19

to beat off kind of. Yeah. At

41:21

least I did. I was just like,

41:23

I did it a good amount more

41:25

than I probably. I entered an adult

41:27

face. I entered like an embarrassing and

41:29

dark face. I was just sure. Don't

41:32

feel bad for a second, bro. Wait,

41:34

what eight? Don't worry about it, Kevin.

41:36

I would say. I'm like, get back

41:38

in. I was saying, I know, McCuskey

41:40

was a little freaking. I was freaking.

41:42

I was freaking, yeah. I remember they

41:44

were like, yeah, I remember there for

41:46

like, uh, just like if it was

41:48

like a. Like period thing or like

41:50

sure before like there was like pill

41:52

issues like if you're on the pill

41:55

off like one of condoms just in

41:57

case I remember at one point they

41:59

were just gone like what the fucking

42:01

I was like I beat off really

42:03

beat off of the bathroom. Yeah. Like

42:05

on a Tuesday after. It was a-

42:07

It just took forever I remember. My

42:09

parents found a condom in my bedroom

42:11

and it was after I had just

42:13

all my guy friends sleep over. Oh.

42:16

And they were like, what the fuck?

42:18

I saw these jacks. You can't be

42:20

like, Mom, I was jacking off. I

42:22

didn't know that. I was butt-fucking one

42:24

of my friends. We were having sex.

42:26

We were jacking off. I protected gay

42:28

sex with one of my buddies. We

42:30

were just mutually masturbating. Yeah, condom in

42:32

the room is that's devastating. Yeah, although

42:34

you you know if it's like young

42:36

kids It's like people have I was

42:39

I think I was like a senior

42:41

in high school As borderline still it's

42:43

like someone had that thing on them.

42:45

It's not like I wouldn't jump to

42:47

like my son was like a five-man

42:49

butt-fucking fist No, but I mean there

42:51

was no women Sure. Kids have them

42:53

on them. Like we were in high

42:55

school. I remember you keep like a

42:57

lifestyle in your wall. Sure. Oh, it's

42:59

gonna be sick. No, it was, oh,

43:02

it was used. It was, oh, wait.

43:04

Yeah, it's not like they found the

43:06

wrapper. It was a condom. Oh, it

43:08

was a condom. Oh, it was a

43:10

jibbed condom. Oh, all right. I didn't

43:12

know that. No, they didn't find a

43:14

Connor like my gay son. Oh, I

43:16

was like, who's got him after an

43:18

old dude sleep over? They're like, what

43:20

the fuck happened? Oh, man. I was

43:22

like, yeah, my friend Jared used it.

43:25

Just immediately blamed the friend. That's fucking

43:27

wildly upsetting. Yeah. Oh, so it sounds

43:29

like maybe it's kind of sauce, but

43:31

I don't know. It's real sauce. Come,

43:33

come. Yeah, you should have like completely

43:35

like yeah, Jared did it and then

43:37

someone else liked the rapper I Try

43:39

to tell him to stop. They're all

43:41

just having sex with each other two

43:43

weekends. I told him my mom's gonna

43:45

find this and get me very bad.

43:48

It's a piece of gum on the

43:50

tip of it. Did they say did

43:52

your mom confront? or your dad? My

43:54

dad? Oh, what did he say? Is

43:56

that, what the hell's going on up

43:58

there? He's like, I think you left

44:00

something on the floor in your bedroom,

44:02

get up there. And I was like,

44:04

oh my God, it's a condom. So

44:06

what, you put it on jerked off

44:08

and just slung it to the side

44:11

in your parents' house? It was bedtime.

44:13

I had to get my eight out.

44:15

You got to get rid of the

44:17

evidence. Of course, obviously I'm talking about

44:19

it now. Twenty years later, I'm still

44:21

thinking about that mistake. What more did

44:23

you have important that that like fell

44:25

to the third thing on the list?

44:27

That's the whole beauty. Or your voice

44:29

is in the room? It was almost

44:32

930. That was also, that's a CP,

44:34

that's an early CP. It's a CP,

44:36

and then you go right out. That's

44:38

an early cream pie made, but you

44:40

take it all for sure. Coming into

44:42

a condom is kind of intense as

44:44

a young man. I remember thinking about

44:46

it, be like, what's it gonna do

44:48

when it happened? Like, what's it gonna,

44:50

I was just like, I was baffled

44:52

by it. Yeah, that's pretty cool. See

44:55

a little, I remember seeing a little

44:57

tip of me and being like, like,

44:59

pshh. I thought that's a great design.

45:01

It's just a thing. I didn't really.

45:03

When I first saw one, I never

45:05

thought that's what it was going to

45:07

look like. I thought it had like

45:09

straps. I didn't understand what it was.

45:11

And when I saw it, I was

45:13

like, man, that's a great design. It's

45:15

just a thin, if I would have

45:18

been in a research and development on

45:20

condoms, we'd be 30 years behind. To

45:22

be using lamkinskins. Yeah, somebody

45:24

used to have a good job. I

45:26

think it was the Apollo had a

45:29

good joke about that Elaine's hip skin

45:31

condom. Then you'd fuck the girl in

45:33

the whole room would smell like a

45:35

gyro. The straps are so fucking. Yeah,

45:38

so I thought I thought it was

45:40

like foam and went around and it

45:42

couldn't click in my brain that it

45:44

was supposed to catch this stuff coming

45:47

out. I thought it was like a

45:49

knee brace. I like a lime would

45:51

wear like something. I thought it was

45:54

a Don Joy. It was orthopedic. Yeah,

45:56

I know. Yeah, I knew we were

45:58

going to talk about com and jack

46:00

and off. I know, I know. Did

46:03

your parents ever catch you having sex

46:05

in the house with anybody? No. I

46:07

got caught sucking boobs in like seventh

46:10

grade. Really? That's pretty cool though. That

46:12

age, second boobs? Yeah. My dad walked

46:14

down in his underwear and he was

46:16

like, whoa, Jesus Christ. And I just,

46:19

I had like a Flyers jacket unzipped

46:21

and opened and opened just going, yeah.

46:23

That went, oh God, and just walked,

46:26

he just left. Who was this bruiser

46:28

wearing a fucking fire starter jacket? That's

46:30

crazy! Would you pick her up outside

46:32

the spectrum? She was an eighth grader?

46:35

Not a big deal. Yeah, whatever, man.

46:37

Finally we can brag about it. Yeah,

46:39

it was an eighth grader's boobs I

46:42

was sucking on. I hope no one

46:44

clips this. I don't know if you're

46:46

like that too. It opened it up.

46:48

I mean, I mean. Took a while,

46:51

man, watching a movie, slowly, watching Jurassic

46:53

parks. Swilly-s. Time's a long zipper. Yeah.

46:55

All the way zip down. It was

46:58

a full zip down. Yeah. Just throw

47:00

a pull over to me crazy. It's

47:02

a good snow. Pop a titty out

47:04

of the top. Sounds back to a

47:07

few good men. Someone's done it before.

47:09

Someone's stuck titties under a starter jacket

47:11

before. For sure. Those things, dude, that

47:14

was like, that major whole year back

47:16

then, like what starter jacket you got?

47:18

Ah, I had the Miami Hurricanes, I

47:20

thought that was like a SIG logo.

47:23

I had a 76ers, loved it. Yeah.

47:25

The Orlando Magic, for some reason. I

47:27

had Orlando Magic. Jack, Charlotte. Jack, Charlotte,

47:30

was big. Yeah. The Charlotte, if you

47:32

saw a kid of Philly where in

47:34

Charlotte, that, I think it was a

47:36

dirt bag. That was a broken home,

47:39

for sure. It's funny guys had a

47:41

form in Mills or something. Yeah, sure.

47:43

Now you feel the obligation you got

47:46

to stick to your teams But for

47:48

a while it was like very fashionable

47:50

to have like you could have like

47:52

an Atlanta Hawks hat or we were

47:55

basically black people at that point. Yeah.

47:57

You know, it's all dude wearing the

47:59

NBA jeans the other day. My name.

48:02

I was like all the patches on

48:04

them. They had all the patches. It

48:06

was like void banks. You still were

48:08

for sure. Yeah, I was like, God

48:11

damn. He busted him back out. I

48:13

don't maybe still wear them. Just loves

48:15

the league. True. Yeah, no particular team

48:17

just supports the team. Yeah, I learned.

48:20

I was on Kill Tony a couple

48:22

months ago and I saw there was

48:24

a black gentleman performing and his jeans

48:27

were like almost all like all holes.

48:29

And that was kind of like the

48:31

latest iteration I'd seen. I was a

48:33

big jersey and matching fitted kid. Very

48:36

heavily influenced by G-unit. Yeah, G-unit got

48:38

me too. That was how could you

48:40

not that was like yeah He came

48:43

in like a fucking tornado I know

48:45

I was one I never got one

48:47

of his like G-unit wife beaters Those

48:49

things are wild. This is so thank

48:52

you. No matter even as in shape

48:54

as I ever was I could not

48:56

wear a fucking I just looked bad

48:59

in them I look like I work

49:01

for the joker like it was just

49:03

like I like proper henchmen. It was

49:05

just not a good look Yeah, and

49:08

I used to do as I could

49:10

pull those off. It was great. You

49:12

know where I'm at the beach. That's

49:15

that's where yeah, that's a pro fat

49:17

guy move. Yeah, like I'm not I

49:19

don't have a shirt on it's really

49:21

like I'm not I don't have a

49:24

shirt on it's really like I don't

49:26

have a shirt on it's like I

49:28

don't wear shirts now everyone wears the

49:31

SPF shirts it's crazy yeah it's pretty

49:33

nuts yeah they're nice they are kind

49:35

of fun nice yeah I had one

49:37

in the pool a common was hit

49:40

me with those he was wearing them

49:42

first when we were at the beach

49:44

and I was like you look like

49:47

a dumb ass yeah bought me one

49:49

I was like these are fucking you

49:51

know if it's on screen on it

49:53

all all you gotta do is just

49:56

hit your nose yeah all the kids

49:58

have I mean I just why I

50:00

tried my shirt once in a pool

50:03

in a pool And then you don't

50:05

think you get out a regular t-shirt.

50:07

You lie, you're like, the sun, it

50:09

was navy blue too. So it's not

50:12

even like. He's in there in a

50:14

button down. And I got out and

50:16

then it's like, then your shirt's wet.

50:19

I didn't have an extra shirt. So

50:21

I'm just like, then you have to

50:23

either take it off out of the

50:25

pool, which is worth it in the

50:28

pool, or just hang out on a

50:30

wet tesure. Come off, you're just like,

50:32

rude off. Yeah, a shirt and a

50:35

pool is crazy man, especially just being

50:37

wet, like you were saying, after you're

50:39

done, you're just so, so uncomfortable. It's

50:41

uncomfortable to swimming. That's what I'm saying.

50:44

You might like spread out a little

50:46

while you're swimming, look like an octopus.

50:48

Just like I'm just pink. That's the

50:50

ass going to get dunked. The fat

50:53

kid wearing the shirt. That's easy pickins.

50:55

You're going under. I had the thought

50:57

process too of like, no one will

51:00

know. Yeah. No one's gonna believe that

51:02

it's fat, it is, because I burn

51:04

easily. The adults are like... You have

51:06

fat kid. Somebody dunk him. My dad,

51:09

I was a fat, a real fat

51:11

kid growing up. My dad was a

51:13

fat kid too. And so he just

51:16

like looked at me and he's like,

51:18

not at all like he was like

51:20

so devastated that I was also a

51:22

fat kid. Yeah. I learned it from

51:25

you. Yeah. Getting called out by your

51:27

parents or fucking late night snacking. Yeah,

51:29

my mom just tell me she's like

51:32

you got fat like you got fat

51:34

like you'll just like look at me

51:36

and be like looking rummaging through You're

51:38

rummaging I'm making a grizzly bear my

51:41

mom with the food in a bear

51:43

bag I hang it outside from a

51:45

tree He's out there Yeah, my mom

51:48

will just tell me she's like you

51:50

got fat like she'll just like look

51:52

at me and be like you put

51:54

on a lot of weight you look

51:57

kind of fat. They're vicious with that

51:59

shit just Doesn't mince words you'll be

52:01

like yeah, you've you're getting a little

52:04

hefty there. I get to you look

52:06

good, and I'm like I'm about to

52:08

die Like I'll come off the road

52:10

for like two weeks my head's like

52:13

this big. She's like you look good

52:15

Meanwhile like I had to go to

52:17

the hospital recently because my inside's her

52:20

I'll hear thought I was dying happens

52:22

trying to turn it all around though

52:24

This 2025 is my year everyone turns

52:26

around turn around possibly 2026 But definitely

52:29

28. 28. 28 is going to be

52:31

a good point. I know it's going

52:33

to be good. Well, we're going to

52:36

slide into probably a golden age, like

52:38

as a country in 2028 probably. Ah,

52:40

fuck that. I'm going the other way.

52:42

You think it's going to be doom?

52:45

Yeah. Really? I'm riding it out. He

52:47

was worried about the asteroid this morning.

52:49

He's like, is this thing going to

52:52

fucking hit us or not? Is 2032?

52:54

It's what they said, yeah. I'm going

52:56

to use all of our missiles to

52:58

blow it up. Can't deflect it. It's

53:01

past the point of deflection, they said.

53:03

So I don't know what they're going

53:05

to write it out, wherever it hits,

53:08

deal with it. Wait, why can't they

53:10

blow it up into a bunch of

53:12

pieces? Armageddon this thing. That's what I'm

53:14

saying. If we shed me on the

53:17

horn. I read something that it's too

53:19

far past where we'd be able to

53:21

hit it or something like that. Yeah,

53:23

I feel like you, I mean, if

53:26

it's still in outer space, can we

53:28

just send nukes into outer space? I

53:30

don't think that shit, that don't work.

53:33

That thing's cooking. That's like 28,000 miles

53:35

a second. We'll bounce right off of

53:37

it. Especially if it's like, I heard

53:39

or something like that. Oh, yeah, fuck.

53:42

Just heats it up, and it hits

53:44

us harder. Yeah. How big is it?

53:46

How big is it? How big is

53:49

it even hits us? Yeah. They can

53:51

hit us. They're doing the asteroid fear

53:53

cycle? Yeah. So they get me with

53:55

the plane cycle. Dude. We're in bad

53:58

shape right now. God damn it. All

54:00

of a sudden, all of a sudden,

54:02

every fucking 10 minutes. Yeah, that's a

54:05

flight that any of us could have

54:07

been on. Minneapolis to Toronto? Yeah, what

54:09

the fuck. I know. Everybody lived though.

54:11

So I don't know if the pilot's

54:14

a hero or a hero or a

54:16

fucking dumbass or a fucking dumbass. He

54:18

flipped out, it was like the miracle

54:21

in the Hudson on ground, he just

54:23

flipped it over. Yeah. It reminds me

54:25

of Kings of Tupolo. Like they call

54:27

me a retard and a dumb ass.

54:30

How the fuck did it flip? He

54:32

was just going a little too fast.

54:34

You are a retard. Yeah, they dumb

54:37

ass. I don't know if they hit

54:39

the, if he overshot the runway, but

54:41

it looks like he hits the right

54:43

engine, he immediately catches on fire. So

54:46

he like bounced and then it just

54:48

flipped over, but as it flipped over,

54:50

those wings came right off. Yeah. So,

54:53

and it was on fire. But everybody

54:55

inside. Yeah, but I always take my

54:57

seat belt off early and I think

54:59

about that all the time before we

55:02

land up like before landing. I do

55:04

it every now and again. Yeah, I'll

55:06

be like second we touch the ground

55:09

I snap that thing off. Yeah, the

55:11

second you're proper landed. I'll take it

55:13

off. They don't remind me to put

55:15

it back on. I'll just my dream

55:18

is to surf the flight to stand

55:20

in the aisle and surf landing. That

55:22

would be nice. That would be decent.

55:25

But if you're the seat belt, if

55:27

you're not wearing it, you'd be the

55:29

one death. You know, embarrassing? That's what

55:31

I'm saying. If it flips over, I'm

55:34

like, I thought about that, I'm like,

55:36

dude, this flipped, I would fall, that'd

55:38

be a hard fall to the ceiling.

55:41

Yeah, I would be done. I'd probably

55:43

take out the lady next to me.

55:45

And in front and behind. Sure. All

55:47

of the 88 passengers 87 unscathed. One

55:50

guy fucking dead. Here's a thing though.

55:52

One guy trying to be cool. Dumbass.

55:54

No, here's a certain thing. Look and

55:56

explode. Now, you'll just jump the other

55:59

way. But if you flip, then they're

56:01

all on the ceiling and their seat

56:03

belt. And then you gotta do that

56:06

thing upside down. I'm surprised nobody's fucking

56:08

guy. Which that would. I saw one

56:10

guy there's footage of people getting out

56:12

and a guy grabs a lady's butt

56:15

on the way. I saw that. What?

56:17

I think he has to get him

56:19

up. I know, but he grabs her

56:22

in. Yeah, on the way out, he's

56:24

like, he gets her on the turn.

56:26

So it's not even like the push,

56:28

it's like, he's guiding the, it's like,

56:31

he guides her in and he guides

56:33

her in and then he fucking wink.

56:35

Yeah. Asian male flight attendant, and then

56:38

we're being precise. Little male cheer, you

56:40

try, he probably hasn't done this, like,

56:42

cheerleading allows. We've crunched those numbers. It's

56:44

been like four months where every week,

56:47

every couple of weeks, it's something. I

56:49

know. And if you go globally, I

56:51

mean, South Korea, they had like nine.

56:54

Asia, Asia's going nuts, Asia's been going

56:56

nuts. Yeah, those airlines. Crazy. I'm never

56:58

going over there. Pretty quick. Yeah. Is

57:00

it just Korean Airlines that like all

57:03

Asian Airlines have been acting up? I

57:05

think they typically act up over there.

57:07

You think it's a funny way to

57:10

call it. As they plummet to the

57:12

ground. You boys acting up out there?

57:14

Really playing a fool over there. When

57:16

you think they'd have that shit kind

57:19

of all in lock though? Dude, you

57:21

would think South Korea, everything's probably fucking

57:23

tight, meticulous. That's what I'm saying. I

57:26

think it might be an operator. It

57:28

might be an operator. It's bad. Something

57:30

wrong. Oh man, we were just talking

57:32

about that. It's funniest thing to ever

57:35

ask in the world. Something. What was

57:37

the third one? Something wrong. Something wrong.

57:39

Something wrong. Something wrong. Something wrong. Something

57:42

wrong. Something wrong. Something wrong. Something like

57:44

an intern or something like that. That's

57:46

not that in there. I mean, that

57:48

guy should have got a writing job

57:51

somewhere. Yeah. Didn't the one just straight

57:53

up disappear one time too? That's crazy

57:55

regulation. Yeah, it was disappeared. We too

57:58

low, holy fuck. Bang ding out. Bang

58:00

long, we too low. Holy fuck. Bing

58:02

dang out. With the Malaysian airline, everyone

58:04

thinks they went in the ocean. What

58:07

if they went into outer space? Whoa,

58:09

that fucking! That's crazy. Matt, we never

58:11

even saw something. Haven't stopped the asteroid.

58:14

Why, exactly? Yeah, sure. Maybe that's what

58:16

they're doing. Maybe we're going to find

58:18

out in 2032, Malaysian Airlines. How pissed

58:20

would you be? You're on a vacation

58:23

and that's how they pull you? Like,

58:25

fuck. What? The outer spady? Yeah, I

58:27

do serious. How'd you bring enough next

58:29

to him? I'm gonna have wicked heartburn

58:32

up there. He's brutal to travel. It's

58:34

constantly needs to do laundry and shit.

58:36

Oh the fucking, uh, zepic burp on

58:39

a plane. Oh, I think about, I

58:41

think about that all the time too.

58:43

I thought the toilet was broken. Because

58:45

we got all the guys like, it's

58:48

not really flushing right. And we were

58:50

in the front row. So I'm like,

58:52

dude, then we get down here. We're

58:55

out front of the mother's shit, this

58:57

is like last year, we're out front

58:59

of the mother's ship, we see people

59:01

like, oh, are you garbage? Like, so

59:04

we're like talking to them, smells like

59:06

sewage out there. I just think that's

59:08

sick street, you know what I mean?

59:11

And it's just like a fucking three

59:13

weeks after mother's ship opened, we're sitting

59:15

at the bar having a beer before

59:17

our spots, and I'm like... The plumbing

59:20

in this place too? What the fuck?

59:22

The three places I had been with

59:24

them in a row. I'm like, the

59:27

sewage, God damn. And he goes, you

59:29

smell that? I go, how the fuck

59:31

ain't you? He's like, that's me. And

59:33

I was like. And then he's like,

59:36

do you think the fan smelled that?

59:38

I was like, through short. But the

59:40

only the septic tank put in me,

59:43

the only good thing is no one

59:45

would ever think that's human. So like,

59:47

no one's ever going to go that's

59:49

fully. They're like, there's a sore man

59:52

broken. Smell like shit, we were talking

59:54

to those guys. That's external influence. That's

59:56

environmental. That's the real thing then. Yeah,

59:59

I had it so bad. What? Yeah,

1:00:01

because some people, they don't get the

1:00:03

side effects that bad. We're talking to

1:00:05

Mike Eaton hosted the other night. And

1:00:08

he was he was saying that I

1:00:10

was not the kid getting him. We

1:00:12

had host the show at the pop-up

1:00:15

show at the Greek was doing street.

1:00:17

Fuck in Ozepik. He gets it from

1:00:19

like a guy. doesn't have problems with,

1:00:21

and I know people that did our

1:00:24

problems with it, I had it so

1:00:26

bad, we're like, shit would just, it

1:00:28

just stops your stomach. Yeah, so my

1:00:31

shit would just sit in there and

1:00:33

fester, like the Sarlack pit, just fucking

1:00:35

bubble it up. And dude, it was,

1:00:37

the burps were so fucking banned. And

1:00:40

I got jammed up in customs, and

1:00:42

it was like an hour and a

1:00:44

half line, and it was like every

1:00:47

30 seconds. I was like, Try to

1:00:49

do the fat girl blow out the

1:00:51

side. I would hear, I started to

1:00:53

hear the people behind me go, what

1:00:56

the fuck? So I started, every time

1:00:58

I would do it, I'd go. The

1:01:00

hell? What the fuck? You guys, that's

1:01:02

crazy. So I got some bad meat

1:01:05

in their bag or something? It sucked.

1:01:07

Oh my god! The only one that

1:01:09

ever smelled it was already. He was

1:01:12

the only one brave enough. I was

1:01:14

like, you're the only one I can

1:01:16

ask is to, do you want to

1:01:18

smell one? He's like, yeah, go ahead.

1:01:21

You don't want any more of it.

1:01:23

You don't want to smoke. It's like

1:01:25

rotten eggs, dude. You're a dragon. A

1:01:28

proper dragon. Go ahead. Yeah, it sucks.

1:01:30

And you were in line for, what

1:01:32

was that? Do we're customs. Oh my

1:01:34

god, I would have, I would have,

1:01:37

I would have fucking killed myself. If

1:01:39

somebody was burping shit. And we were

1:01:41

in customs line is maybe my least

1:01:44

favorite place. When you lay into JFK,

1:01:46

just fucking Afghanistan Airlines just got off

1:01:48

next to you. I do get mad

1:01:50

when the international line is moving in

1:01:53

small increments. I do get mad when

1:01:55

the international line is faster than the

1:01:57

American line. Yeah. We do in here.

1:02:00

I pay my taxes type shit really.

1:02:02

It gets you in the fucking gut.

1:02:04

But we are only moving in small

1:02:06

increments. So I couldn't even like do

1:02:09

it. How to play keep that up

1:02:11

for an hour and a half, sipping

1:02:13

a ginger ale, praying it would go

1:02:16

away. Is it a ginger belly? Get

1:02:18

those burps really good. Get that real

1:02:20

ginger in there, just floating around. Yeah.

1:02:22

But when you would take, that was

1:02:25

like when you were off, you were

1:02:27

coming off of two weeks and fucking

1:02:29

grease, so you were eating like a

1:02:32

fucking mania. When he would stay on

1:02:34

top of it, it was... a little

1:02:36

better but when like on the road

1:02:38

it was just we'd be in a

1:02:41

minivan and you're like dude we got

1:02:43

to pull over. Smells like one of

1:02:45

those old cars that smells like sulfur

1:02:48

you know what? So it's the farts

1:02:50

were even worse. What? You wouldn't know

1:02:52

what it was. A burp is crazy.

1:02:54

It was and they were like long

1:02:57

and hot and just like a gas

1:02:59

leak. He shit his pants on the

1:03:01

tour bus. That happens. Oh, Zenbics, it

1:03:04

slows up your whole digestives this long.

1:03:06

So like everything just moves so slow.

1:03:08

Yeah. And how much could you eat

1:03:10

on that? Would it like slow you

1:03:13

down big time? Me? Or? Yeah. Yeah.

1:03:15

I could, I would press through it.

1:03:17

I probably should have stayed on the

1:03:20

Japanese say, you eat till you're 80%

1:03:22

full. Yeah. If I was maybe doing

1:03:24

that, I would have been all right,

1:03:26

but I would have pushed through it.

1:03:29

Because at the Japanese. It's Japanese neighbor

1:03:31

says it. I didn't even like all

1:03:33

of the Japanese. It's called something in

1:03:35

Japan. The Japanese neighbor. It wouldn't it

1:03:38

wouldn't hit until later. So I like

1:03:40

wouldn't realize how full I was to

1:03:42

like a couple minutes after I ate.

1:03:45

Yeah. And it would just sit there.

1:03:47

You feel it in your stomach just

1:03:49

fucking. Like it was like having a

1:03:51

crock pot down there just slow cooking.

1:03:54

Set it and forget it. Bad news

1:03:56

is coming. My girl fucking hated it.

1:03:58

Yeah, imagine having to sleep with that,

1:04:01

dude. That's crazy. I'd get real defensive.

1:04:03

and batted at my seapopopop or like,

1:04:05

well, you got me to too. This

1:04:07

is my weight loss journey. Looked up

1:04:10

to a machine keeping you alive. Fiting

1:04:12

with a mask on. I'm just taking

1:04:14

it off, like, bitch. Like reptile. Dude,

1:04:17

if I burnt into my seapet. You

1:04:19

fucking. Did you burp into the machine

1:04:21

at all? Oh, dude, that would, that

1:04:23

would, I would, that would wake me

1:04:26

up in the middle of the night

1:04:28

and be like, what the fuck? Fucking

1:04:30

hotbox with himself? Wow. You'd be like

1:04:33

punching out of an F16, just like,

1:04:35

ah. Under the covers must have been

1:04:37

nuts. Crafts of flavor. Just seven passengers

1:04:39

of a cruise die. I remember one

1:04:42

night she got up in the middle

1:04:44

of the night and was like, I

1:04:46

woke up and she was standing at

1:04:49

the end of the bed. What are

1:04:51

you doing? I'm getting healthy. I'm doing

1:04:53

this for you. Oh, boy. I really

1:04:55

wish I could have been a part

1:04:58

of one of these burps. I know

1:05:00

I don't. But I just, it smelled

1:05:02

like, it smelled, it's like sewage. I

1:05:05

think about the osemic verbs and going

1:05:07

to a medicine ball every, all the

1:05:09

time. I think about this every day.

1:05:11

Do you just, I'd be so mad

1:05:14

if I was on the plane. Because

1:05:16

sometimes when. the noise of the plane

1:05:18

and the air moving around you can

1:05:21

get away with murder up there really

1:05:23

can you really can you let one

1:05:25

you build it up you got your

1:05:27

own fan for sure you can fucking

1:05:30

hit the aisle you can hit the

1:05:32

directional yeah giveaways when you're moving the

1:05:34

thing but yeah you do that one

1:05:37

little test to see if it smells

1:05:39

and if it's alright push you got

1:05:41

the seat all that stuff you know

1:05:43

could be any man sometimes you just

1:05:46

like fuck yeah Wives I will say

1:05:48

my wife Punishes me when I fart

1:05:50

on a plane. She goes it was

1:05:53

at you and if I had for

1:05:55

I'll laugh I can't not yes laugh

1:05:57

hysterically if I did fart and someone

1:05:59

smells it so I'll be like to

1:06:02

shut the fuck off Yeah, it's like

1:06:04

you're blowing up my spot Why would

1:06:06

you do this? I feel like it

1:06:08

doesn't get that far though. Doesn't, but

1:06:11

when you see it hit someone, it's

1:06:13

the part. Yeah, yeah. You see like

1:06:15

a guy reading the paper like. Spolds

1:06:18

of Chris Wall Street Journal down? Me

1:06:20

and Butterlee wrote a plane once and

1:06:22

a little boy in front of us,

1:06:24

any time either was parted, he would

1:06:27

turn around and go, oh. He thought

1:06:29

it was like the funniest thing in

1:06:31

the world. It was the funniest thing

1:06:34

in the world. Oh, you would see

1:06:36

his face. That would have been me.

1:06:38

If I was a guy, if somebody

1:06:40

was behind me farting like that, I'd

1:06:43

be like, I'd have been delighted. That

1:06:45

was a real one. And you would

1:06:47

say it to his parents. You'd be

1:06:50

like, I think they farted it again.

1:06:52

They'd make shoo, stop. That was so

1:06:54

funny. Hot day. Yeah, it's a fucking

1:06:56

good puckus. Yeah, it's fucking hilarious. You

1:06:59

guys are best. We love you boys.

1:07:01

Yeah, guys fucking rule. We love you.

1:07:03

Oh, yeah. Because you don't have anything

1:07:06

to promote, right? Yeah. Yeah. Route 66

1:07:08

special wasn't on our YouTube page. Check

1:07:10

out. Yeah, so we did we we

1:07:12

we we did this whole big tour

1:07:15

from Chicago to LA. Uh, I already

1:07:17

the Burbs and Farts featured in this.

1:07:19

He shits and his shits. We have

1:07:22

him shitting his pants on like five

1:07:24

different areas. I had those epic problems

1:07:26

the whole time. But we filmed all

1:07:28

the shows, we filmed everything on the

1:07:31

bus and all stuff. And we put

1:07:33

it all together, Connor, Connor, directed it

1:07:35

and shot it and edited the whole

1:07:38

thing. And we think it came out

1:07:40

great. We think it's something different, something

1:07:42

different, something fun. So we're excited about.

1:07:44

When's it coming out? YouTube channel. I

1:07:47

know that was YouTube video. Hell yes.

1:07:49

So whatever this comes out it could

1:07:51

be there or it'll be coming out

1:07:54

very soon. Nice. We're excited. It's going to

1:07:56

be awesome. It's going to be very good. Check

1:07:58

it out.