0:00

You guys want to have smoking

0:02

another cigarette out there and purve

0:04

out or what? Yeah, I mean,

0:06

I have meetings shortly, so it's

0:08

good you wasted time. You guys,

0:10

you knew. Of course you knew.

0:13

As soon as matter of life,

0:15

you guys should have been ready

0:17

and instead, Lamar, don't act like

0:19

you're writing anything. Time stops. Dude,

0:21

by the way, remember last week

0:23

when I was saying on White

0:25

Lotus when the guy said swastika.

0:28

Everyone's thought they're like no it's Swatita.

0:30

It was Swastika. Yeah, I believe I started

0:32

downing myself I'm like did I just hear that?

0:34

I mean there is definitely a Nazi frenzy going

0:36

on right now. I was like I started

0:38

worrying, I go, what the hell,

0:40

am I just hearing stuff? And

0:42

you're starting to hear it? That's

0:45

exactly what dog whistle is. Only

0:47

you can hear it. Oh, I'm

0:49

starting to hear the whisper from

0:51

the nest. I'm like, what the

0:53

hell? Yeah, it's comic. But yeah,

0:55

no, it actually did. And it

0:57

was from the nest. I'm like,

0:59

what the hell? Yeah, it's comic. But

1:01

yeah, no, it actually did. And it

1:03

was in. It was in the Thailand.

1:06

Yeah he just it was yeah whatever

1:08

but he did say swastika

1:10

so gay man swastikas I could

1:12

say it I'm not they are hot

1:14

right now I don't agree with them

1:16

I don't agree with them I if

1:19

I sold that and my neighbors are

1:21

going to be fucking they're on they're

1:23

on Tesla's now they're on Tesla's we

1:25

love Tesla's you know with that What

1:27

do you say? He basically, him

1:29

and Elon, did like a car

1:31

commercial for Tesla in front of

1:34

the White House. He goes, we

1:36

love Tesla, Tesla, Tesla. Yes. They

1:38

really did a car, they did

1:40

like a Tesla car commercial. Dude,

1:42

I heard this, and again, I

1:44

haven't substantiated it, I saw, I haven't

1:47

substantiated it, I saw it, it was

1:49

just two guys, it's like a Tesla

1:51

car commercial. Dude, I heard this, and

1:53

I'm like 18%. And the other guy

1:55

goes, I mean, yeah, that's indisputable. The

1:58

EMFs. They're trying to say the EMFs

2:00

from electric vehicles lower your testosterone and

2:02

I can't get it out of my

2:04

head. I was in I got picked

2:07

up one in the Uber the other

2:09

day and I was like I'll tell

2:11

you what I got selling testosterone or

2:13

fucking make it bank Every single podcast

2:16

is like yeah, what'd you have today

2:18

peanut butter jelly? Yeah, that lowers your

2:20

testosterone You know all right? All right.

2:22

I think thinking about your just casting

2:25

low as your testosterone I'm trying to

2:27

hear guys talking about being men while

2:29

talking into a fucking microphone So what

2:31

are you fucking tough guys doing podcast

2:33

these days? It's literally the biggest girl

2:36

thing you can do is sit there

2:38

and gossip in front of a camera.

2:40

Dude, if you know how to like,

2:42

if you get a real man on

2:45

a podcast, they're like, and then I

2:47

talk, they like, they're 10 feet away.

2:49

Not near the microphone, they go, what?

2:51

Is this what you guys do? You

2:54

just talk here? Yeah, if you get

2:56

a microphone, it should be this far

2:58

from your head, you should just stare

3:00

nervously and go. I don't know. Is

3:03

this good? Yeah, you're absolutely right podcasting

3:05

has destroyed the EMFs coming from I

3:07

don't even know what they are, but

3:09

those the podcast is coming from tough

3:11

tough guy podcasts Enough of it. I

3:14

think we need them. You think we

3:16

need tough guy? I think we need

3:18

tough guy pockets Like what would you

3:20

think makes some air look good? We're

3:23

around we're talking tough. Who else is

3:25

doing tough guy pocket every fucking person

3:27

on the internet? I mean all the

3:29

country we have so many are tough

3:32

guys that need other shit to do.

3:34

We're out of Europe. Well when Europe

3:36

that's a problem when Europe gets tough

3:38

guys You gotta watch their tough guys.

3:41

They're tough guys go pretty long. The

3:43

tough guys rise up. Media work pays

3:45

just to the top immediately. We need

3:47

more Teslaers over there in Europe. They're

3:49

yeah, they're the right wing in Europe.

3:52

I don't read enough about it, but

3:54

I think they're fucking heating up. They're

3:56

heating up. Yeah. My brother's in Europe.

3:58

Cheo. Let us handle this shit. Yeah.

4:01

Doesn't look... good when they do it

4:03

too. They've failed too many times at

4:05

it. True. Tough guy podcast have failed

4:07

their time and time again. True that.

4:10

You would like the the book I'm

4:12

listening to. What is it? I get

4:14

like five minutes a night before. You're

4:16

talking about what you're falling asleep to?

4:19

The guns of August. It's very nice.

4:21

You would love how it started. It's

4:23

World War One. So it's just the

4:25

funniest mystery. World War One's a total

4:27

mystery. There literally it's just family. It's

4:30

one family. They're all related, like the

4:32

Kaiser is related to... Yeah, they're all

4:34

family and they all have to like

4:36

hang out together and it's like succession

4:39

except it results in one of the

4:41

biggest catastropies in human history. Yeah, dude,

4:43

like how did that happen though? Like

4:45

how did those... They're like jealous of

4:48

each other, the Kaiser is like a

4:50

small hand and he's like, don't fucking

4:52

look at my hand. I think it

4:54

was him or the sorry I forget.

4:57

Yeah, the one guy was like fucked

4:59

up, the one Kaiser, the one they

5:01

kind of pinned the entire war on.

5:03

Shit which that last week. World War

5:05

one started just because of a couple

5:08

dudes beefing. Yeah, pretty much You can

5:10

boil it down with that That's things.

5:12

Well, it's a total mystery It's I

5:14

don't think it's I think that's the

5:17

whole point of this book is the

5:19

buildup to World War one so there's

5:21

like if you look into it. There's

5:23

explanations. Yeah, but like they all say

5:26

like oh they were cousins and stuff,

5:28

but is anyone like looked into like

5:30

how did it was that just like

5:32

England trading somebody somebody? to France and

5:35

being like, you barely are a guy.

5:37

Yeah, well, the World War One was

5:39

basically the end of monarchies. Yes, I

5:41

do remember that. So it was still

5:43

that type of thing where it's like

5:46

the Hapsberg royal family. Yeah. There's like

5:48

families that you do trade. You know,

5:50

I can't handle the Nick. Like, those

5:52

are strong, bro. I know, they get

5:55

you. Yeah, spicy. They dissolve fast. But

5:57

like Marie Antoinette, she wasn't. Damn dude,

5:59

that must be cool though to be

6:01

like beefing with a whole other country

6:04

and be like bro, just fuck my

6:06

daughter in our fucking hot daughter over

6:08

there we'll chill and if they if

6:10

your daughter doesn't work to satisfy the

6:13

nation yeah have to like millions of

6:15

men have to die then the nations

6:17

the people don't know shit they have

6:19

it's like they're interacting it's all just

6:21

there's internet they're all just sitting it's

6:24

like there's internet they're all just sitting

6:26

there all just sitting there all just

6:28

sitting there's all just sitting there's all

6:30

just sitting there's mean like back then

6:33

you like now we're bummed when you

6:35

have thought daughter does that mean back

6:37

then they were kind of like thought

6:39

daughter she's a whole it's a very

6:42

American thing did not thought daughter is

6:44

big in the world yeah and you

6:46

go nice I'm gonna send her to

6:48

a family I'm gonna get a couple

6:51

barrels of yeah man so we we're

6:53

the ones who started caring about thought

6:55

daughter thought daughter Well, I think slot

6:57

daughter has always been frowned upon. Okay.

6:59

There's a brother, your job was hot

7:02

daughter. Okay. Hot daughter was perfect. It's

7:04

like having a Tesla, dude. It's like

7:06

a Tesla. It's like a Tesla truck.

7:08

Yeah. It's like a Cybil truck. Hot

7:11

daughter raises tea from what I've seen.

7:13

Oh yeah. Usually those guys get pretty

7:15

jacked and hang. You have to. Yeah.

7:17

What do you piss? Or it lowers

7:20

tea significantly and you're like, yeah, she's

7:22

gorgeous. Yeah, she's gorgeous. There's two ways

7:24

to go. You either get jacked and

7:26

get a gun and go, I'll kill

7:29

anyone that'll fuck her. Or you go.

7:31

Isn't she beautiful? She's dating the hottest

7:33

guy. Yeah. She's dating the quarterback, isn't

7:35

that awesome? Yeah, that's more mid-daughter. behavior.

7:37

If you have a babe daughter, you

7:40

gotta go way high. You gotta get

7:42

jacked. You gotta get a divorce and

7:44

get jacked. Yes. Right away, divorce, right

7:46

away. You say, babe, I don't have

7:49

a problem with you, but our daughter's

7:51

just way too hot. Our daughter's too

7:53

hot. We gotta split it up. I

7:55

gotta fucking focus on myself. I gotta

7:58

get tan. Now. I gotta prepare myself

8:00

to sexually assault a 21-year-old man if

8:02

I have to. You cross fit. Like

8:04

for real. Just a bulldog a kid

8:07

in his apartment. Like post college off-campus.

8:09

No, no, no, don't spoil it. Don't

8:11

spoil it. Don't spoil it. I didn't

8:13

get to see it. That's a nice

8:15

story of a guy getting bulldog. Really?

8:18

A whole lot of it. Dude, it's

8:20

so funny. My brother, Tom was telling

8:22

me that he thinks, and I haven't

8:24

seen it, so I can't comment on

8:27

it, but he was like... Tom got

8:29

hit with the ultimate taboo last night.

8:31

Did he get hit by? There was

8:33

a big taboo last night. He was,

8:36

Tom said it's the ultimate sex addict

8:38

share. He was like saying like coming

8:40

in with a meeting. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

8:42

yeah, yeah. I can't wait. I can't

8:45

wait. That's the guy. That's the guy

8:47

getting bulldog. That's a guy getting bulldog.

8:49

Oh, I know you're talking about... No!

8:51

Yeah, he makes an appearance just to

8:53

talk about getting bulldog. No! No! He

8:56

literally just cameos, just to be like,

8:58

I've been getting bulldog. He goes, what

9:00

the fuck is this? Yeah, man. I

9:02

forget how he words it too. He

9:05

does use a funny word like that.

9:07

Really? It's not bulldog, but he's like

9:09

get piped out or something crazy. Was

9:11

it a force bulldog and or like

9:14

a consensual dog? No, it's a consensual

9:16

dog. There's no fucking sensual bulldog. It's

9:18

not a real thing. It's consensual ain't

9:20

a bulldog. True. It's not, I mean,

9:23

you're consensual with the guy doing the

9:25

bulldog and you have given him permission,

9:27

but you aren't consenting to what drove

9:29

you to get bulldog. Is that? Oh,

9:31

it was a consensual dog. It was

9:34

a consensual dog. Did he tell one

9:36

way to get rid of it was

9:38

to get bulldog? If you want to

9:40

feel better about yourself, if you don't

9:43

want to feel better about yourself sexually,

9:45

read like sex addict, like anonymous, kind

9:47

of like them reporting on like them

9:49

falling to real sex addiction, it's harrowing

9:52

dude. It's crazy. Just like the shit

9:54

they do to get. I mean, dude,

9:56

it's like, yeah, like, like, like, imagine

9:58

instead of the podcast, it's like, like,

10:01

later babe, and I was just roll-dogging

10:03

prostitutes, like prostitutes, like, like, like, like,

10:05

like, like, like, like, Worry about HIV

10:07

and I really want to spoil it.

10:09

There's a software there's a software there's

10:12

a software underbelly, but you can't if

10:14

you want. There's just a story. It's

10:16

it's it's not like in integral with

10:18

the plot in anyway. Yeah, I don't

10:21

care. He sits down, he's like, they're

10:23

like, where have you been? He's like,

10:25

I found God, I'm sober now. And

10:27

then he's like, I moved here to

10:30

Thailand. He's like, I moved here to

10:32

Thailand. He doesn't tell, say why. I

10:34

moved here to Thailand. Thailand. He doesn't.

10:36

He doesn't, he doesn't. I moved here.

10:39

He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He

10:41

doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't.

10:43

He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He

10:45

doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't.

10:47

He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He

10:50

doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't.

10:52

He doesn't. He doesn't. He's. He's. He

10:54

You know, they complete my other half.

10:56

Maybe I should feel what it's like

10:59

to be them. So I started, you

11:01

know, dressing up a little. Tressing up,

11:03

trying on some costumes, getting plugged. Then

11:05

all of a sudden he's hiring guys

11:08

to plug him. He's getting plugged while

11:10

he hires an Asian prostitute to sit

11:12

and watch and he would fucking stare

11:14

out in the eyes. Was he trying

11:17

to get his pipe game better? Because

11:19

he wanted to understand what it was

11:21

like. Yeah, he wanted to feel what

11:23

it was like. And he said he

11:25

was hiring guys that looked like him

11:28

so he could dress like a woman

11:30

and feel like what it's like to

11:32

fuck him. Size-wise too? Didn't talk size.

11:34

Did not talk size. I mean if

11:37

he was going facial appearance, he was

11:39

probably checking size. But I would imagine

11:41

if you're willing to fuck a guy

11:43

in the buffer money, you have a

11:46

huge dog. I have a small penis

11:48

and I would never do something like

11:50

that. That's true. That's why, you know,

11:52

we have beautiful statues of us in

11:55

antiquity. Of course. We were just in

11:57

there like charting the stars. You're freaky

11:59

ass. What? Yeah, we were charting the

12:01

stars, dude. We were charting the stars,

12:03

dude. We were too busy. I was

12:06

charting the stars last night. Were you

12:08

really? Did you look at the Stars

12:10

last night or were you just fucking

12:12

freaking? No, I was inside all day,

12:15

all night. It went out to walk

12:17

the dog, that was it. Really? The

12:19

Stars were good last night. Was it

12:21

a special Star Day? It was a

12:24

special Star Day. You get a ride?

12:26

Yeah, you get a ride? Really? Don't

12:28

mistake I mean, what the fuck you

12:30

talking about? There was a lunar eclipse

12:33

a couple days ago. Yeah, so I

12:35

didn't know if it like yeah, big

12:37

lunar eclipse I missed it I was

12:39

driving home from mother fucking Dallas I

12:41

didn't know there's a lunar eclipse. Yeah,

12:44

it was like two thirty, two thirty

12:46

four to be exact Thursday night. That's,

12:48

it was like a lunar eclipse and

12:50

a blood moon, right? Like a red

12:53

blood moon or so? Well, there was

12:55

a blood sun due to the fire

12:57

due to like. Douglasville River somewhere? Fredericks?

12:59

Yeah, keep on on Douglasville. Fredericksburg. It

13:02

was in the new 20-dollar Billsville. And

13:04

yeah, dude, it was crazy. It was

13:06

a blood-red, son. I know I heard

13:08

about it. I was afraid I wasn't

13:11

going to be able to fly in.

13:13

Oh, yeah. They did all the smoke.

13:15

Yeah, yeah. It was fun. True, the

13:17

pilots was going. This. This episode is

13:19

brought to you by Max. Welcome to

13:22

your new American Dream. Go inside the

13:24

lives of the original influencers and now

13:26

global sports and entertainment superstars Jake and

13:28

Logan Paul as they launched their latest

13:31

venture a new family reality series Paul

13:33

American on Max. Oh yeah. See behind

13:35

the curtain of fame and into the

13:37

Paul's high octane lives. High octane lives.

13:40

Up and close in personal look at

13:42

Logan and Jake. Their partners and their

13:44

parents. I want to get a good

13:46

look at their partners and parents. So

13:49

do I. Yep. Jane love them or

13:51

hate them. You won be able to

13:53

look away. Stream Paul American March 27th

13:55

exclusively on Max. Yeah, I gotta fly

13:57

on thugging Lindsay Way headed. Royal Oaks

14:00

Michigan. Nice. Yeah, just out of the

14:02

early show by the way Thursday, please

14:04

fill it up. But yeah, the yeah,

14:06

that'll be sick my whole family. Now

14:09

that I know if you land on

14:11

water your plane explodes man that yeah,

14:13

I couldn't believe you said that I

14:15

was so confident being like before over

14:18

the water. We'll just fucking glide down

14:20

You're like that nuh-uh and I was

14:22

like bro our plane is gonna first

14:24

off it's gonna like shatter my head

14:27

I was like you're so fucking negative

14:29

I looked at it off like, God

14:31

damn! Our plane's definitely going to explode

14:33

and even if it did land it,

14:35

it'll sink. It's like a car. They

14:38

were like, if your plane doesn't break

14:40

into pieces on water, that's like, that's

14:42

literally the mere muscle. You're like a

14:44

wheel grabs the water and the whole

14:47

thing just stops. Yeah. That surprising I've

14:49

been over bodies of water being like

14:51

safe. Yeah I mean, I'm sorry to

14:53

take that away Yeah But you really

14:56

need a runway pretty much you need

14:58

a runway. Yeah, you know maybe a

15:00

flat plane. Yeah, there's like a hill

15:02

you're fucked Yeah, exactly speed bump. You're

15:05

getting lost although the ramp though if

15:07

you like landed and the ramp the

15:09

air would be sick Yeah, you would

15:11

catch it would be sick Just for

15:13

one second. Take off my mask. You

15:16

go see that bugging? Someone was saying

15:18

if the mask are just to get

15:20

you high off the oxygen. If that's

15:22

the case, let's break something else out.

15:25

Heroin. Yes, saw anything. Drop down the

15:27

heroin. Dude, nitrous at least? Like, come

15:29

on now. That's fucking bull, dude. To

15:31

be like, oh yeah, we're giving you

15:34

like, uh... boardwalk oxygen bar yeah that's

15:36

actually a good point they should there

15:38

should be a second mask because sometimes

15:40

they just drop the mask out of

15:42

like depressurized yeah yeah yeah yeah but

15:45

they should give you a little anesthesia

15:47

so exactly you know I mean just

15:49

like here something count to 10 yeah

15:51

I would I would anesthesia my family

15:54

I would definitely just in case one

15:56

of the pilots pass it's very swastika

15:58

of you I'm gonna anesthesia my kids

16:00

and play this thing out Dude, yeah,

16:03

he's... his shit now is... I mean,

16:05

I can't even... he is dying on

16:07

the craziest hill. Being an assi? Yeah.

16:09

Yeah. Well not even use the clansman

16:12

too now. Oh, I saw that. What

16:14

is he? He wears clan rooms. Dude,

16:16

the funniest... was him saying I'm a

16:18

Klansman now there were comments from black

16:20

people that were like all right now

16:23

I'm done where were you on the

16:25

fucking Nazi shit like you finally you've

16:27

gone too far I was dying because

16:29

ever since you said that he's Going

16:32

several steps beyond like keep seeing that

16:34

comment now like he's laughing being like

16:36

all right That's enough No, I'm done

16:38

I think he's doing a big I

16:41

think he's just fucking around obviously he's

16:43

doing it. Yeah. I for a while

16:45

didn't realize I'm starting I mean yeah

16:47

He is taking the most hateable things

16:50

in me like he's now being like

16:52

the audition is my favorite Where was

16:54

you see the new audition for? No

16:56

Vultures or whatever where he wants to

16:58

do like a live chorus. I guess

17:01

not like his Sunday service It could

17:03

be a Sunday service. I don't know,

17:05

but it's like he wants to do

17:07

now a chorus of all black men

17:10

no white men and you have to

17:12

be at least the complexion of Diddy

17:14

Dark enough you have to be at

17:16

least as dark as Diddy's That's his

17:19

exact words. You've got to be at

17:21

least the complexion of Diddy and you

17:23

must be willing to shave your head

17:25

and his volum dear and you have

17:28

to wear swastika But other than that,

17:30

he's going to get so many volunteers.

17:32

Oh for sure. Yeah. It's going to

17:34

be in Compton too. Oh man. Or

17:36

like this LA area. So yeah, I'm

17:39

looking, be on the lookout for that.

17:41

That's going to be a bunch of

17:43

shapes. It's going to be the funniest

17:45

thing. That's ever happened. Oh man. But

17:48

yeah man, he's iced out now. He's

17:50

got the swastika ice. Fucking flutted on

17:52

both sides too if you can't flood

17:54

the other side of your swaths. There's

17:57

no way this is gonna be the

17:59

coolest thing I've ever seen. I mean

18:01

that would be an heirloom. Finding a

18:03

jeweler to do that had to be

18:06

impossible. You'd be surprised. True. True, a

18:08

lot of them. Well, now that's a

18:10

bit of a... Yeah. Never mind. I

18:12

do what I say. Yeah, I mean,

18:14

he's, it'll be interesting, man. This is

18:17

just a phase. He's gonna be on

18:19

a something else. Yeah. I mean, I

18:21

actually don't know if you got it.

18:23

There it is. Oh man. Yep. Yeah,

18:26

he was showing that thing off. Oh

18:28

shit. Deal. I mean, here's the thing

18:30

now, if you can't flood both sides.

18:32

If you can't flood both sides. What

18:35

are you even doing? Is no diamonds?

18:37

No, hell yeah, it's all flooded out,

18:39

bro. He was saying if anyone else

18:41

can't flood the other side of their

18:44

swastika diamond. There's swastika diamond pendant. He

18:46

was calling them a loser. Like, what

18:48

are you, a fucking loser? Damn. Yeah,

18:50

he's flexing it, man. He's got a

18:52

new, his new songs are out. You

18:55

read the lyrics, they're pretty, I mean,

18:57

they're so funny. I mean they're so

18:59

funny. The lyrics and it's like, again,

19:01

he is a wordsmith. But it's just

19:04

about him being a Nazi. It's so

19:06

funny. Oh, it's a Nazi album? Yeah,

19:08

I mean, the cover of the album

19:10

is a giant swastika as well. He's

19:13

fine to them, right now. Hitler's ghost

19:15

is going to be sad when he

19:17

finds out this is a bit. Yeah,

19:19

true. You know what I mean? Because

19:22

right now he's probably got his hope.

19:24

Holy shit, that's sick. I knew history

19:26

would look kindly on my ex. It

19:28

was a joke. He's doing it man,

19:30

you know, that's the, I mean it

19:33

is a good experiment, like what if

19:35

we just let all the worst stuff

19:37

out of the bag and you know,

19:39

maybe it'll prove that most people actually

19:42

are pretty level headed and they'll just

19:44

be like, oh fuck, this is weird,

19:46

but we feel confident this won't, this

19:48

is weird, but we feel confident this

19:51

won't catch on, actually. Yeah. But

19:53

yeah, it's yeah pretty well stuff. Yeah,

19:55

it kind of doesn't get black people

19:58

to start going around wearing swash stickers

20:00

That would be devastating. I feel like

20:02

every, I don't know, I feel like

20:04

black men do have a whole pass

20:06

right now to be like, dude, I

20:09

just, it's my favorite artist. I don't

20:11

know, I was just trying it out

20:13

too. Blackman kind of a Nazi hall

20:15

pass for the next, I think 2025's

20:17

all about the black male Nazi hall

20:19

pass. All right. I won't say no.

20:22

It's a very reasonable prediction. I would

20:24

have to, hold on a second, what

20:26

was it? I almost bought one of

20:28

the, one of the Kayy West Sean

20:30

John John John John John John John

20:33

John John, Sean John, Sean John Shertz

20:35

shirts though. Oh, okay. What was the

20:37

Sean John shirts? You made Sean John

20:39

shirts, like for Denny. He's, Lamar, you,

20:41

as a, as a hill dire self,

20:44

you gotta be just taking that. Is

20:46

how you're taking notes on right now?

20:48

No. I didn't know about the full

20:50

Nazi album. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You're keeping

20:52

it from I had no idea about

20:55

the album. I had no idea they

20:57

might be hitting more of the white

20:59

algoes right now A little harder right

21:01

now. Yeah That makes my algo is

21:03

crazy dude. I I'm the least xenophobic

21:06

guy in the world and I get

21:08

nothing I get nothing but just the

21:10

craziest content. Yeah And you know, I

21:12

watch it, but it's like, it's, it's,

21:14

it's, it's so hard than that works.

21:17

I've become hateful. It works really well.

21:19

It literally is, is all hate. It's

21:21

for real. Yeah. And it works. I

21:23

mean, it's, it works. It's, it works.

21:25

It's, it works. I mean, it's, it's,

21:28

it works. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

21:30

it's, it works. I mean, it's, it's,

21:32

it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

21:34

it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

21:36

it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

21:39

it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

21:41

it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, Then

21:43

it was just a lady getting sucked

21:45

in the face, seven million. I was

21:47

like, dang. Yeah, dang. No, that stuff

21:50

works. It's like the lady who fucks

21:52

a thousand guys in a day or

21:54

whatever. Yeah. That content works. It kills.

21:56

It makes you angry. I saw a

21:58

clip of her sitting on the ground.

22:01

They were like guys in football pads

22:03

behind her, like a team. And she

22:05

was like, I can't. Are you guys

22:07

ready to turn my tight end into

22:09

a wide receiver? Yeah. Yeah, we'll fucking

22:12

do it. I was just looking at

22:14

going, I have, fuck. Maybe they'll rise

22:16

the thousand men slut ladies. Everyone's worried

22:18

about Kanyan is Nazi army. What if

22:20

those ladies rise? That's a problem. They're

22:23

putting together an army. They are, dude.

22:25

They can send those thousand men. One

22:27

of them's pregnant. One of the slots?

22:29

One of the slots? What are the

22:31

ones fake? It was fake. So girls

22:34

using my platform to raise awareness for

22:36

pregnant ladies? Oh, I'm a lady. Yeah,

22:38

that's some bullshit. You shouldn't fake being

22:40

pregnant. That's all right. I agree. Classic.

22:42

Why was she faking? What a fucking

22:45

psycho lady to get clicks? She just

22:47

posted a video to get clicks. She

22:49

just posted a video with her with

22:51

her face. She just posted a video

22:53

with her with her fake, like a

22:56

fake pregnant belly on. It was like,

22:58

I'm pregnant. She would have showed that

23:00

fast either. I got trued, I'm fucking

23:02

dumb-ass, I should have known that. You

23:04

never know when they filmed the original

23:07

one? True, or maybe months ago. Yeah,

23:09

and perhaps before that Thousand Man gang

23:11

bag, she was maybe up to some

23:13

other Ludac's before that. No, her? She's

23:15

pure as the driven snow. That's all

23:18

happened now. That's the world, dude, in

23:20

2030 will just be Nazi men and

23:22

thousand lady slut gangbags. We're in for

23:24

a rough future. But can they, they

23:26

cannot coexist. You gotta pick a side.

23:29

Do you either skinhead black Nazi or

23:31

British thousand slut lady? There's no, that's

23:33

the next war. Those two cannot coexist.

23:35

Ironic black Nazis versus... Ironic black Nazis

23:37

versus literal hundred thousand gangbang ladies. What

23:40

that's a weird arms race because then

23:42

someone's got to go there's got to

23:44

be like a like a like a

23:46

speed of sound kind of thing like

23:48

someone's gonna hit the absolute limit Or

23:51

do you try to work it where

23:53

like how if a thousand a day

23:55

I'm still kind of like I don't

23:57

think it's too completion Or

24:00

is it gay guy gonna step

24:02

up and go, this is how

24:04

guys do it? Yeah. Are we

24:06

going to smash the record? I

24:09

think they're doing that and they're

24:11

not doing it for the clicks.

24:13

They're doing it for a... It's

24:15

a love of the game. That's

24:17

a love of the game. Yeah,

24:19

we're all my motherfucking sweet boys

24:21

that man. Let's fire this up.

24:24

Sweet boys will get it going.

24:26

We can't have them crushing the

24:28

record. Although that could be one

24:30

of those things. Ever see when

24:32

like, you know, guys, you're like,

24:34

this is the women's power lifting

24:36

record and just crush it? Yeah.

24:39

Women might, that might be their

24:41

record, man. I don't know if,

24:43

I don't know if a dude

24:45

could break a thousand guys in

24:47

the, in the boat. That seems

24:49

like it would actually kill you.

24:51

In the buttsla. Yeah, that's, yeah.

24:54

I think you would actually die.

24:56

From what a thousand guys from

24:58

a scourge from God? A thousand

25:00

locusts? Get bulldog a thousand times

25:02

Yeah, they will get struck by

25:04

lightly Just explode what the wrath

25:06

of God? Yeah Yeah, man, there's

25:09

definitely very confusing times right now

25:12

True, I didn't say anything. Happy

25:15

St. Patrick's Day. Yeah, got my

25:17

green shirt. Yeah, my whole family,

25:19

we got it, we decked the,

25:21

decked the kids out today. Gave

25:23

them the little like beads in

25:26

their braids. Orange, white and orange

25:28

wine green is pretty sick. Yeah,

25:30

we Irished them out, it was

25:32

pretty sick. I didn't realize that's

25:34

why you're wearing that. I thought,

25:36

I thought it was just a

25:39

cool shirt. But true. I got

25:41

a white cloth for St. Patty's.

25:43

I got to stay off the

25:45

booze. I went to a kegger

25:47

yesterday. You did a kegger yesterday?

25:49

Yeah, I saw the group text.

25:52

You guys were in shambles yesterday.

25:54

What happened? Well, I didn't do

25:56

nothing but a good time. Meezy

25:58

texted at like 4 p.m. It

26:00

was like, I'm already fucked up.

26:02

Oh, yeah, I did the roast

26:05

battle last night. Just your first

26:07

show. Oh. Yeah, and I was

26:09

drinking. Okay, yeah. Did you get

26:11

roasted or did you judge the

26:13

roast? No, I was judging. That's

26:15

sick. Yeah. Yeah, it was pretty

26:18

fun. I get anxiety thinking about

26:20

those things. Yeah. Just being up

26:22

in a roast battle, I've, it

26:24

would just just get demolished and

26:26

be like, no, seriously, you're being

26:29

a fucking dick right now. I'll

26:31

fucking fight you right now. This

26:33

is bullshit. Even judging, catching one,

26:35

I'm like, fuck you, like, you

26:37

know what, man? I never do

26:39

this, I never do this. Fuck

26:42

you, man. That actually hurt my

26:44

feelings. I finally got to meet

26:46

Alexis Fox. She was one of

26:48

the judges. She was a boy

26:50

star? That was the lady who

26:52

gave me the flesh like. I

26:55

finally got the meter. Oh. Oh,

26:57

flesh like her specific flesh like.

26:59

Did you go up to a

27:01

pussy felt great? No. Like we

27:03

say, you go up to her

27:05

and go pussy felt great. True.

27:08

You're off a little sample. She

27:10

was nice. She was so nice.

27:12

That's a smart gal. Take the

27:14

stress off the real one, be

27:16

like here, fucking. Roll it out.

27:18

Give it to the thousand lemurs.

27:21

No. What were you saying? What

27:23

were you saying? I was just

27:25

laughing about lemurs being one of

27:27

those horses that they get fake

27:29

pussies so they could. Stud them

27:31

out. You just stud them out.

27:34

For breeding purposes. Yeah. Stud them

27:36

out. Stud them out. That could

27:38

be the only thing we have

27:40

to fight against the Nazis and

27:42

slots in the future. Clone Army

27:45

of Lemurs. True. The Clone Army.

27:47

To discuss that nation be captured

27:49

by the sluts instantly. Yeah, that's

27:51

fun to say. That would be

27:53

surfs in the sluts. I love

27:55

this side of the mare. No,

27:58

no way. No, I mean, you

28:00

guys would be surfs in the

28:02

sluts. It'd be surfs. Can it

28:04

be Simpson, you'll, or Cincinnati, dude.

28:06

No, wait, dude. Simsburg. No. I'm

28:08

not a sim. You're a sim.

28:11

The slant army would devastate you.

28:13

You know ladies fake vagina and

28:15

met her and we're excited to

28:17

meet her. If there's a cloon

28:19

army I'm gonna take out all

28:21

the slut like in parts we're

28:24

gonna be like just pure. Oh

28:26

you're saying we're gonna breed that

28:28

part out of you. Yeah you've

28:30

got a clone army. You've got

28:32

to be. No, Nate's a horniest

28:34

guy. He's the pole. Here we

28:37

go. Joe. Joe. He's royalty. No,

28:39

he actually is right. You're the

28:41

one. I was sitting here quiet

28:43

like, yes. That's fair. Damn the

28:45

clone, Nate, would attack the clone

28:48

of Mayors. You have to save

28:50

the sluts. You'd have to watch

28:52

out though. You'd have to talk

28:54

it to the Nazi bros. They're

28:56

giving pussy out over there. Let

28:58

him do their thing. Yeah, true.

29:01

Although the black skinhead Nazis would

29:03

have some pussy going on, you

29:05

know. They would be strictly stop.

29:07

You guys, your queen would be,

29:09

you guys would answer to your

29:11

queen. The naked lady. Who's got

29:14

his naked wife? Yeah. So that

29:16

doesn't sort. And fucking saran wrap

29:18

and marched around Venice every 10

29:20

minutes. That's probably my favorite thing

29:22

he's doing right now. Not probably

29:24

a hundred. That's just one of

29:27

his side. Yeah, it's like a

29:29

I mean, that's one of his

29:31

side projects. I think they broke

29:33

up. Don't believe the tabloids. They

29:35

tricked me a couple times saying

29:37

they broke. Do they actually break

29:40

up? I'm not sure. I think

29:42

it's a rumor. I think it's

29:44

a rumor. I think it's a

29:46

rumor. I think it's the funnier.

29:48

Hey, that's a man's wife man

29:50

a hot wife. I should admit

29:53

to say or she's a hot

29:55

wife That's even worse than he's

29:57

a cook. I mean, but isn't

29:59

that that's hot wife and though

30:01

when you go around I think

30:04

there's actually part You hot wife

30:06

to get a bull. You get

30:08

a bulldozer. You're going to get

30:10

it. You're a fucking bulldozer trolling.

30:12

What have you found with your

30:14

research? So it turns out they

30:17

are having marriage troubles right now.

30:19

The young can't get away. But

30:21

he was spotted yesterday with a

30:23

woman who looks exactly like her,

30:25

but is not her. He might

30:27

have the clone army. He knows

30:30

actually. But she doesn't look exactly

30:32

like this is just the tabloid.

30:34

Is it just she has giant

30:36

tits and giant ass? She's just

30:38

a pretty lady. Well, there's a

30:40

lot of enhanced ladies too. A

30:43

lot of ladies are gonna start.

30:45

We're gonna have like a lady

30:47

singularity because they're starting to all

30:49

look the same. Yeah. Huh? Bianca's

30:51

nice. Those are giant. She's not

30:53

enhanced. She's not enhanced. She's not

30:56

enhanced. She's pure baby. My bed.

30:58

No, it's in my mind everyone

31:00

knows it. I did know. Didn't

31:02

she just have a movie come

31:04

out, dude? I don't think so.

31:07

It did like a movie in

31:09

Japan that was called like Bianca.

31:11

About her? Yeah, I sort of

31:13

got. She starred in a movie

31:15

in Japan. I could see her

31:17

being worshipped in Japan. For sure.

31:20

For sure. I mean that's that,

31:22

huh? That's true. Yeah, she's at

31:24

a movie star in Japan. You're

31:26

tapped in, right? I'm fully adapted

31:28

in that office. I take it

31:30

bright, I just go on X,

31:33

I think it's on X, all

31:35

my computer. I take it break

31:37

from writing and I go, I

31:39

go into X and I go,

31:41

oh shit. Holy fuck, it's happening.

31:43

She's got a fucking movie on,

31:46

fun fucking, in Japan. Really. It's

31:48

about the female body. That's surprising.

31:50

I thought she was going to

31:52

branch out and... Nope, she's stuck

31:54

to the old bread and butter.

31:56

We're coming up with a movie.

31:59

It's about tits. Who did you

32:01

get? Yeah, what is the movie

32:03

all about? I might fly. of

32:05

Japan and go to the premiere.

32:07

Where the exact same outfit is

32:09

here? I might dress up a

32:12

little bit. Yeah, I might dress

32:14

up. Fashion focused movie censored around

32:16

Kaniy and Sensori's relationship exploring the

32:18

female body. It's fashion focused? The

32:20

fashion focused, Kaniy produced it. What

32:23

could be the next summer block?

32:25

That's the, this is the thing

32:27

I was worried about. If he

32:29

comes out with a, yeah. That's

32:31

like nothing for Italy. I would

32:33

assume that's all Venice is Like

32:36

that's what's about. You have a

32:38

kid with a stick pushing you

32:40

around you if you're like half

32:42

your ass out. You're like a

32:44

murky fucking shitty of a river.

32:46

Madone. Yeah this is a I

32:49

worry he's gonna come out with

32:51

a absolute summer banger though and

32:53

everyone's gonna be god damn it's

32:55

so good. That's a nice. Yeah

32:57

it would be sick. Yeah that'd

32:59

be fun. But that's gonna that's

33:02

gonna that could charge things up.

33:04

If people are saying it, you

33:06

know, people will like, if the

33:08

lyric, if the song is good,

33:10

people are gonna wrap it. So

33:12

if there's like clubs full of

33:15

people all summer, be like, yeah,

33:17

I'm a mother fucking naughty. Yeah,

33:19

you know, that, that could be

33:21

a, that could be a problematic.

33:23

That could be, and you're right,

33:26

that, that is possible. Yeah, true.

33:28

That could be a problem. Yeah.

33:30

But yeah, I think we're safe

33:32

from that. I don't think, I

33:34

don't think the Nazi stuff is

33:36

going to catch on like culturally.

33:39

Like people worry, people really worry

33:41

about that. It's like, nah. What

33:43

do you mean? Hasn't it already

33:45

caught on? No, I mean catch

33:47

on bro. I mean, you mean

33:49

like in Germany? Like it's, it's,

33:52

it's not like catching on like

33:54

Germany, but it's building some steam,

33:56

dude. That's what I'm saying. It's,

33:58

maybe, but you're talking about a

34:00

frack, like a small percentage of

34:02

people that already, there are already

34:05

people banging like that. They just

34:07

started tweeting about it. But if

34:09

it may, if a fucking hit,

34:11

undeniably hit, catchy song hits the

34:13

mainstream, then it's a problem. That

34:15

can make, but it's like, but

34:18

it's like, I don't, I don't,

34:20

I don't, I don't, I don't,

34:22

I don't, I don't, I don't

34:24

know. Will people just fucking sing

34:26

the song? Yeah. Because people listen

34:29

to like, yeah, I don't know,

34:31

because it's like gang, you know,

34:33

if you think about like gangster

34:35

app, does that have like a

34:37

weird subconscious way on like people's

34:39

behaviors? I would say definitely. So,

34:42

maybe. Now I'm suddenly a white

34:44

guy. No, I agree. I'm in

34:46

a violent music. It makes you

34:48

do violent things. That's his whole

34:50

point. He's like, if we can

34:52

talk about killing each other in

34:55

songs, why can't I talk about

34:57

being in Anasi. I

34:59

hear you. Buddy the way, let's get out,

35:02

switching gears. By the way, you guys can't

35:04

see my, I don't want you guys to

35:06

see this. I mean, real bad ass. Matt

35:08

tried to take his own life. For real.

35:11

Macot's sad. Water, dude, a five gallon glass

35:13

water jug got me. I shouldn't know. Wow

35:15

the fuck, five gallon jug is huge. I

35:17

know, it's fucking massive. Where was that? Where

35:20

was that? I store, I store water, I

35:22

try to keep like 30 gals on me

35:24

at all times. Why? Dude, remember when Philly,

35:27

were you in Philly? I know you were

35:29

in New York. Philly had like chemical spill

35:31

into the river. Oh yeah. And then I

35:33

started, I started getting them there, then I

35:36

started, I started getting them there, then I

35:38

kind of like, I started getting them there,

35:40

then I kind of like five gallon glass

35:42

jugs, so I just kept getting them delivered

35:45

to my new house. And they were just

35:47

a fucking. But there's a whole one like

35:49

that's weird so I want to pick it

35:51

up and It just, it was already cracked,

35:54

I couldn't see it, so when I picked

35:56

it up, the weight of it just came

35:58

down and fucking it. Oh, fuck. Gash, we

36:00

went right before this. I just dressed my

36:03

wound and fucking out, I apologize. This morning.

36:05

Just now, like before I left. Yeah, it

36:07

was late to the pot. It was bleed.

36:10

That's why I wrapped it so aggressively, because

36:12

it wouldn't stop bleeding, so I just wrapped

36:14

it up, and I was always let, you

36:16

know. Also nicotine constricts the blood vessels, so

36:19

I had I had to do that. Yeah,

36:21

of course I had to constrict my fucking

36:23

blood vessels I've been pretty disciplined on those

36:25

things there. They've been starting to fucking overcome.

36:28

They've started breaking out Yeah, that's how good

36:30

is I'm no caffeine for a lit. That's

36:32

honestly dude. I think nicotine greater than caffeine

36:34

I would say Caffeine rules, but like nicotine.

36:37

No, nicotine is really addictive. Yeah. Caffeine, I

36:39

can accidentally go a couple days without drinking

36:41

coffee. See, I couldn't. Now I can. Now

36:44

I go, or something better. I'm a crackhead.

36:46

If I go, fuck, I only have one

36:48

left. I have to drive right now to

36:50

go buy more. You know what? Flip every

36:53

fucking pillow in this I was wondering for

36:55

it old I was like thinking I was

36:57

pretty immune to it I'm like not just

36:59

using when I'm writing it's a good, you

37:02

know cognitive enhancer and then like I wouldn't

37:04

have the weekends I wouldn't be writing so

37:06

I've been taking them and I'm being like

37:08

I was really tired I have no energy

37:11

except trying really irritable right now. I must

37:13

have some sort of bug. I was fucking

37:15

nicotine with draw. Yeah God for sure but

37:17

no I I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm

37:20

I'm I stay disciplined I stay disciplined I

37:22

stay disciplined I stay disciplined I stay disciplined

37:24

I stay disciplined I stay disciplined I stay

37:27

disciplined I've been doing What? Three or one

37:29

six? Huh? One three or one six? Three.

37:31

I'm a three mill gram weirdo for sure.

37:33

The mince is strong though. They were stronger

37:36

than a six mill grams in. Really? Yeah.

37:38

Like, so I was like, because you just,

37:40

yeah, you're just, Paulus, just swollen. True, true.

37:42

Thank you to that. Smaller and spicy. Smaller

37:45

or spicy? Okay, sir. How'd you spell it?

37:47

and I was like, dude, you're not getting

37:49

a rush. I was hoping there was a

37:51

K in there. Dude, I, uh, I think

37:54

I might have outed myself as an absolute

37:56

psycho to my neighbor yesterday. Walked outside, I

37:58

didn't think, I usually in the morning, nobody's

38:01

out back, and I let my dogs out.

38:03

And we have a little frisbee outside, like,

38:05

I'll throw a Matilda every now and then

38:07

in the morning. And I give, I'm in

38:10

a rush. I was like, go pay, my

38:12

neighbor's on the other side of the fence,

38:14

I was like, go pay, or I'll fucking

38:16

kill you. And then I see her, oh!

38:19

I was like, oh, hey, yeah. I was

38:21

just joking around. I don't really know what

38:23

I said, so it might have been even

38:25

worse. I just don't really know what I

38:28

said, so it might have been even worse.

38:30

I just say the worst. I don't really

38:32

know what I said, so I might have.

38:34

I started the start the start the day

38:37

in the day. The lady heard, I don't

38:39

know what I said, but you heard me

38:41

say, just went, oh. Is she an older

38:44

lady or? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. Oh.

38:46

I was like, oh, hey, how you guys

38:48

doing over there? And I was like, fuck,

38:50

what did I just say to him? Did

38:53

you try to clean it up? Like, I

38:55

was just playing it up. Like, I was

38:57

just playing it up. Like, I was just

38:59

playing with him. I talked to them. I

39:02

talked about my favorite thing. Gardening. Nope, I

39:04

put a cayenne, so I tried the red

39:06

pepper flakes, keep out the mice, but they're

39:08

flakes, you gotta get pepper powder. Brother Kevin

39:11

was telling me, get a cayenne pepper powder,

39:13

and I dumped like, I ordered like a

39:15

pound of cayenne pepper powder, and just dumped

39:18

it. And just dumped it where the, I

39:20

fuck, I fucked them up. I fucked, I

39:22

fucked, I bought it, like a pound of

39:24

cayin pepper, and just dumped it, keep on

39:27

your favorite sports. This is what we're thinking

39:29

for PICS this week. I mean, Shane, I'm

39:31

looking at the basketball board and selecting. I

39:33

don't know, maybe Jason Tatum for more than

39:36

25 points. I like that. I was thinking

39:38

more like Julius Randall for more than 8

39:40

rebounds. Anthony Edwards, more than 25 points, I

39:42

like that. Now I like that a lot.

39:45

I've never thought about Jaylon Brown and doing

39:47

fantasy sports action on more than 4 assists.

39:49

Yeah, I have, it's fun. Matt, get in

39:51

the game. Well, ready to make some picks

39:54

of your own? Check out prize picks. I've

39:56

been using these guys for a while now

39:58

and I'll tell you what. The app is

40:01

really easy to use. To create a lineup,

40:03

all you have to do is pick more

40:05

or less on a few players' stats for

40:07

your shot to win up to 1,000 times

40:10

your money. It's crazy. Prize Pix. Right now,

40:12

1,000 times. I mean, what are we doing,

40:14

dude? Download the app today and use code

40:16

drenched to get $50 instantly after you play

40:19

your first $5 lineup. Price Pix. Run your

40:21

game. You know what I mean? Now that

40:23

my sweet 76ers have tanked, I wouldn't mind

40:25

placing some more or less picks. Now your

40:28

emotions are out of it. My emotions are

40:30

going up in the thousand times. 76ers are

40:32

playing? Less. Less. Less. Less. Less. Less. Less.

40:35

Less. Less. Less. There we go. A lot

40:37

of people go, whoa, that's crazy. Bang, just

40:39

like that, 1,000 times more, you've won literally

40:41

a billion dollars. Now you're billionaire. Yeah, thousands

40:44

of millions is a billion, that's all I'm

40:46

saying, man. Is it building? Price picks, run

40:48

your game. You're mad at Elon? Picks. You're

40:50

going to have a billion? Price picks, run

40:53

your game. You're mad at Elon? And we're

40:55

back. Yeah, dude I so I've been at

40:57

war with the mice I got that what

40:59

what works for birds is birds were fucking

41:02

me up too You got to get shit

41:04

in your garden that moves so I have

41:06

like in one of those owls, those like

41:08

fake owls and its head swivels, I have

41:11

wind chime scares them and I also have

41:13

like a little spinny thing is that they

41:15

detect like motion that it freaks them out

41:18

but mice don't really give a fuck so

41:20

you gotta give them like just gotta spread

41:22

you just gotta sprinkle the spices around for

41:24

them because they step in that cayenne powder

41:27

they have like strong senses of smell apparently.

41:29

Oh they don't like it. I did where

41:31

they like live I just a whole fucking

41:33

just a big bag of cayin powder. Just

41:36

fucking them up. Just fucking them up. Just

41:38

fucking them up. Fuck them up. Fuck them

41:40

up. Fuck them up. Fuck them up. Fuck

41:42

them up. Fuck them up. Yeah. Not killing

41:45

them, just making them uncomfortable. Not killing them,

41:47

just making them uncomfortable. I was making them

41:49

comfortable. They smell it. They're like, no, I'm

41:52

good on that. Yeah. Where are you doing

41:54

the, uh, those, the bacon powder? Dude, apparently

41:56

I made an ass to myself. I thought

41:58

they could, I thought, like, rats. I was

42:01

close. But I don't, I don't know. I

42:03

haven't, I haven't, I haven't seen them after

42:05

that though, though, I will say. And then

42:07

some time past and I saw one, and

42:10

I saw one, and I saw one, and

42:12

I saw one, and, and dude, I got,

42:14

I got, I got, I got, I got,

42:16

Too many radishes to lose right now, dude.

42:19

So it turns out that's the only thing

42:21

I can grow. I'm just a shitty radish

42:23

farmer. I'm gonna pickles. You get to eat

42:25

any of the radishes? Not yet. I got

42:28

like, there'll be, I think in a month,

42:30

they'll be fully grown. I got a lot,

42:32

I'll drop them off to you. Please. I

42:35

got some radishes and I'm growing flowers. Very

42:37

kind of flowers. I don't even know what

42:39

they're called. They're just big, I just picked

42:41

the craziest, I just picked the craziest looking,

42:44

I just picked the craziest looking flowers. I

42:46

just picked the craziest looking flowers. I just

42:48

picked the craziest looking flowers. So they're thriving.

42:50

My flowers are thriving, my leaks are thriving.

42:53

What a perfect time to plant those too.

42:55

Exactly. I got it right in time. And

42:57

then I have, this will be, it's a

42:59

year out, but I have blackberries, raspberries, and

43:02

just blackberries, raspberries, and like golden raspberries. I

43:04

don't know, I've never heard of those. Damn,

43:06

it takes a year to grow those. It's

43:09

just a cane, so it's just a raspberry

43:11

stalk. So it takes a year to bear

43:13

fruit. I always wondered why people got so

43:15

mad at an animal for eating in their

43:18

garden. Bro. Oh pissing me to fuck off.

43:20

I've been waiting a year for one fucking

43:22

basket of raspberries. That's what I'm saying. Some

43:24

piece of shit. Awesome. My care. I have

43:27

a couple of carrots. My care. I have

43:29

a couple of carrots going. My care. I

43:31

have a couple of carrots going. I have

43:33

a couple of carrots. My care. I have

43:36

a couple of carrots. I broke out the

43:38

door. If I'm in like rush mode, and

43:40

I'm like, damn, I didn't water my garden

43:42

yet. If I'm like, if I'm rushing to

43:45

where I don't water my garden, I know

43:47

I have a fucked up mentality and I

43:49

gotta switch back. I gotta go Zandini. Keeps

43:52

Zandini because you gotta go, dude, I gotta

43:54

stay kind of somehow connected to this. Zandini,

43:56

are you staying in? You're zend out? You've

43:58

been zendini? That's gee-g. The keger was in.

44:01

Was it zend out? Actually, no, I was

44:03

kind of piece of shoes. It's pretty zendini

44:05

to admit that though. Yeah. He's very quick

44:07

to admit when he's being a piece of

44:10

shit the next day. I mean, dude. Yeah,

44:12

that's amazing. Everyone's finding out that you were

44:14

right all along. Everyone, I'm Sean Stradamus, that

44:16

is true. I've got to give a scene

44:19

though, it might have been the easiest prediction

44:21

of all time. Yeah, that is true. John

44:23

Stradamus? Yeah. Yeah, I'm back in my Zendini,

44:26

I was off it for a while. Caffeine

44:28

will put me up, I'm not Zendini, when

44:30

I'm on Daily Caffe. Oh my God, no.

44:32

Oh my God, no. You get grumpy. Yeah,

44:35

it's grumpy. I just had my fuse is

44:37

so fucking short. Like usually I'll notice things

44:39

and I'll be like, okay, well you shouldn't

44:41

have done that. If I'm on the caffeine,

44:44

I just fly. I think wife and kids

44:46

will do that too as well. I know,

44:48

but I'm saying that for sure, they catch

44:50

the wrath. You're saying Sandini or Spaz. I

44:53

think they do both. Yeah, they'll spaz you.

44:55

They will. But when I crush the coffee

44:57

and then like the mornings like euphoric euphoric

44:59

I have energy, when it starts to dip,

45:02

when it starts to dip and I have

45:04

to dip and I have energy, when it

45:06

starts to dip and I'm just like. Yeah,

45:09

like have that shitty caffeine overdose feeling. It's

45:11

just anything that happens. I mean, guys fucking

45:13

know that, I understand. I saw you hang

45:15

up on somebody because the food was coming.

45:18

Can I bring that up? That was my

45:20

wife, yes, absolutely. That was great. That was

45:22

a great story. Yeah, you were, I don't

45:24

know if you were, you were, you were,

45:27

you were, you were, you were, you were,

45:29

you were, you were, you were, like, you.

45:31

I'm like, dude, I was telling you all

45:33

week and I'm like, my favorite thing is

45:36

like, I chilled during the week and during

45:38

the weekend and then the Sunday, I drink

45:40

like as much coffee as my body can

45:43

handle the point where I'm like, I get

45:45

so jacked up on caffeine on Sunday. Like

45:47

two. Two cups for me, I'm flying. Yeah.

45:49

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it was self-served. So

45:52

I'm like talking to its ear off. It's

45:54

like my second cup of coffee. Like my

45:56

second cup of coffee. I'm like my second

45:58

cup of coffee. I'm like my second cup

46:01

of coffee. I'm like my second cup of

46:03

coffee. I'm like my second cup of coffee.

46:05

I'm like my favorite. I'm like my favorite.

46:07

And like my favorite. And like my favorite.

46:10

I can't do this right now and I

46:12

just hung up on it. The waiters were

46:14

waiting or whatever. Sure, that was met well.

46:16

Sure, that was handled real well. And I

46:19

realized I did it until I'm like eating,

46:21

I'm like still, like, so anyway, nay, no,

46:23

no, no, no, no, no. And I stopped

46:26

and I was like, oh shit, I think

46:28

I just hung up on Brittany and like

46:30

a total coffee span. I did, I can't

46:32

talk this with my brother. You always keep

46:35

me on the phone and it's like, hold

46:37

on, just fucking dick editor on the phone.

46:39

Totally don't call it for her. And I

46:41

did apologize, I was like, yeah, my wife,

46:44

and she had been like. Although, was she

46:46

driving? She wasn't even slaveing me. She wasn't

46:48

time slave me. She was just asking me,

46:50

like, I was flying home that day. It

46:53

was like a very normal question, and rather

46:55

than being like, oh, hey, our fruits coming

46:57

out, let me call you back, let me

47:00

call you back, I was just like, I

47:02

was just like. I don't know and I

47:04

just purely short circuiting. There's two cups of

47:06

Joe. Oh yeah, dude, I get rock, fucking

47:09

knock. My mom's gonna go fast before then

47:11

though? Oh yeah. You're a Joe fast first

47:13

and then you don't need on the Joe.

47:15

That's what I do. Bro, come Easter. I

47:18

died when I owed it on the Joe.

47:20

You died when I owed it on the

47:22

Joe. I've fucking like 9 gold brews. They

47:24

feel like they're very far away from me.

47:27

It's weird. We gotta get you some out

47:29

of it. I told you I can't have

47:31

that. We gotta get you one day. Just

47:33

come on. It's for an experiment. Dude, I

47:36

am a minute. That's when I got kicked

47:38

out. of the Beast Boys concert, it was

47:40

Adderall. I jumped down from- But you're also

47:43

a young man. You're not going to act

47:45

a fool like that now. Dude, something happens

47:47

to me on Adderall where I lock in

47:49

on things and it's just like, yes. And

47:52

I just- Here's my plan. We get you

47:54

some Adderall. We take you to Blazer Tag.

47:56

let you scream and spas in there. I

47:58

mean that would be awesome. Exactly. You'd be

48:01

so locked in. I would, that's my problem.

48:03

Yeah, it'd be awesome. You might jump there

48:05

though. You might try to get down a

48:07

level. That's my problem. I got down a

48:10

level, the concert got kicked out. The one

48:12

thing when I was like, I don't know.

48:14

Adderall causes you to catch air. And you

48:17

might catch it at the Blazer tag. Because

48:19

when I had Adderol, I especially was always

48:21

with drinking with drinking and like smoking weed,

48:23

I would, I would just get an idea,

48:26

I would just get an idea. There's no

48:28

like, well, it's like, yes, let's get this.

48:30

So I remember I saw, I was in

48:32

like Westchester, I just saw like a 32

48:35

out here. Become bees. There was just these

48:37

guys sitting down with like, you know, like

48:39

girls on like the curb outside eating pizza,

48:41

like a little college town in Westchester, and

48:44

I just saw this big cup of soda

48:46

from a block away, and it was just

48:48

like, I'm gonna kick that thing. And I

48:50

was like, I'm definitely going to kick that

48:53

cup of soda and I came up to

48:55

it and sure enough I booted it and

48:57

dude was like, what the fuck man? I

49:00

just like came up and was like, yo,

49:02

my bad. I just kept walking. I was

49:04

like, I'm sorry. I didn't, I didn't mean

49:06

to. Yeah. Just kept walking. I was like,

49:09

I'm sorry, I didn't, I didn't mean to.

49:11

Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't mean, I'm

49:13

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm

49:15

sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm

49:18

sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't, I'm sorry, I'm

49:20

sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm

49:22

sorry, I didn't, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm

49:24

sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I

49:27

didn't, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I

49:29

And it would just be the worst situations

49:31

ever. Yeah, it really isn't that good. I

49:34

put down the Adderall. Yeah, the Adderall Green

49:36

combo. Yeah, it doesn't really help. No, it's

49:38

not necessary. I need it once my like

49:40

critical thinking goes offline, I need to get

49:43

out. I need to go to bed. I

49:45

do not need to be turbo charged. It

49:47

feels like a great idea to tailgate. Yeah.

49:49

Well, yeah, when you're a little tired, you're

49:52

like, well, right is. to have some fun.

49:54

Yeah. But yeah it ends up with pretty

49:56

unsavory behavior on my behalf. You ever take

49:58

it at all? Yeah. Only when I'm drinking

50:01

for the most part. Yeah. I kind of

50:03

love it. Day drinking on at or all

50:05

while you're doing it is wonderful. Yeah. It's

50:07

probably the best. Or I like night drinking

50:10

when you're getting tired but you don't want

50:12

to end if you're in the middle of

50:14

like a good night. I love. I love

50:17

day drink, but then it always ends bad.

50:19

Yeah, I've never really had too many day

50:21

drinks that are always, I was like nice.

50:23

I've had a couple where I end up

50:26

in bed by like 930. That's that's the

50:28

best case scenario. But yeah, you're right. I

50:30

did it in Boston and I just stayed

50:32

up super late and woke up the next

50:35

morning with the most vicious like weed slash

50:37

alcohol hang. It was not even weed. It

50:39

was still high from edibles hung over in

50:41

the morning and it's just like that combo

50:44

stinks dude hung over and weed high. Man,

50:46

you gotta do something. Yeah. And you're like

50:48

trying to just crush water to sober up

50:51

and it's doing nothing. It's making you sick.

50:53

Yeah, I was, I was free, I had

50:55

like frill from that night slowed down on

50:57

drinking incredibly. I fear it now. It was

51:00

such a wretched state that I was like,

51:02

I frill thought I was like, I'm like,

51:04

you know when you're high, you're like, I'm

51:06

stuck like this. I thought I was like,

51:09

I was like, dude, I think I broke

51:11

my brain. It was, yeah, it was being

51:13

high with all that like alcohol hangover anxiety.

51:15

Yeah. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

51:18

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

51:20

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

51:22

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

51:24

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

51:27

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

51:29

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

51:31

like, like, like, like with my wife and

51:34

just being like, oh man, it was a

51:36

rough one. You had to fly home? Oh

51:38

yeah. I've been obviously hung over and a

51:40

little high on quite a few and that's

51:43

the worst, it's the worst combination. Yeah. Get

51:45

home, you're supposed to get home to your

51:47

kids and you're like, fuck, I'll let you.

51:49

Your father made some poor decisions last night.

51:52

There was four margaritas in the afternoon that

51:54

were totally unnecessary? No, I'd like to see

51:56

that. I'd like to be around you with

51:58

four mugs. Yeah, let's get crunked dude. Oh

52:01

shit, yeah. I can't do it. No. I

52:03

can't do it. I got a schedule day

52:05

this week. I got the UK this weekend.

52:08

Once you, once the scheduled chills, we'll schedule

52:10

it as a crunk day. Yeah. To get

52:12

totally. I got the fuck, I got my

52:14

schedule today this morning. I'm fucked. How's the

52:17

schedule, fuck? I'm fucked, fuck. I'm fucked forever.

52:19

Doesn't fuck, forever. Doesn't fucking end. Any room

52:21

for a daytime pool party. Even. So yeah,

52:23

we'll do a daytime pool party. That is,

52:26

man, that's fun. That is, that's fun. Yes,

52:28

the Butter Dog had a nice day here.

52:30

Yeah, yeah, he did. I got 9,000 pictures.

52:32

My girlfriend and the Butter Dog. Butter Dog?

52:35

How was your dog doing? The Dog with

52:37

the Butter. He's perfect. Is he, is he

52:39

a swimmer at all? Hmm, he's never gotten

52:41

in the war. That's good, that's good. Oh,

52:44

it's sucking me, it's swim better than you.

52:46

Sorry, Ken. Like if you gave him a

52:48

shot, he, I'm sorry, Ken. That'd be crazy

52:51

if he swam exactly like you. He just

52:53

absolutely does. It's stuck. This is a giant

52:55

ass. I've never seen anything like that. Head

52:57

and feet totally underwater, just an ass floating.

53:00

You're like an octopus. Everything's there. You just...

53:02

Nathan, were you guys shoot me straight on

53:04

my idea of the Black Swim Club? I

53:06

see you guys are so resistant. I don't

53:09

want to be a black guy that doesn't.

53:11

You said you don't? Yeah. I figured I

53:13

figured that was the hang-up. We were getting

53:15

good. Yeah, I was killing pretty good. I

53:18

was teaching him on a swim all last

53:20

year. My problem is like, dude, you guys

53:22

are running a podcast. Nate swimming is the

53:25

funniest. There's actually a swim instructor in Austin

53:27

called the swim Nazi. We can get a

53:29

private lesson from the swim Nazi. They call

53:31

themselves the swim Nazi? They're called the swim

53:34

Nazi, but they're called the swim Nazi, but

53:36

she just rolls with it. So she's like,

53:38

she's an excellent swim. She'll scream at you.

53:40

She told me, dude, my fucking five-year-old can

53:43

swim, like, like, swim for real. For real.

53:45

From the Nazi. She got Nazi. She got

53:47

Nazi. She got Nazi. She got Nazi. She

53:49

got swim to hot sea trading. I had

53:52

LaMaire out here all the time. LaMaire's good.

53:54

Like three days a week we were in

53:56

there. and I was trying to teach him

53:58

how to swim. There's nothing you could do.

54:01

You were training your Pokemon. I literally was,

54:03

I was holding him, I was like, all

54:05

right, this is gonna be weird, I'm gonna

54:08

hold you. He's fucking kick. Lamar's good at

54:10

the pool, man. He's horrendous. He's horrendous. He's

54:12

horrendous. He's horrendous. Me, I'm not wearing a

54:14

shark. He's good at the pool, he's not

54:16

at all. He's not at all. He's, not at all. He's

54:19

not at all. He's not at all, he's not at all,

54:21

he's not at all. He's not at all, he's not at

54:23

all, he's not at all, he's not at all, he's, he's,

54:25

he's, he's, he's not at all, he's not at all, he's,

54:27

he's, he's, he's, he's not at all, he's, he's not at

54:29

all, he's, he's, he's That's a three-foot pool.

54:31

That's true. If he takes his feet off

54:33

the ground, he cannot. Oh no! Yeah, he

54:35

fully can't fly. Oh, I've seen him like

54:37

go in and glide a little bit. You can

54:39

do that for about a second, but he

54:41

has... And even then he forgets that he

54:43

can just stand up. So that'll be like

54:45

a moment of like... You see him like

54:47

panic underwater? You go to just fucking

54:49

stand up? True. You don't think the

54:51

black swim cold will be impairing? We'll

54:53

be empowering? People won't be laughing. They'll

54:56

be like, well, this is good. People

54:58

are not going to be laughing. We

55:00

might film it and put it on

55:02

the Patreon. But strictly to help other

55:05

black listeners. Learn how to swim. Yeah,

55:07

it's like, it's a conqueror, the stigma,

55:09

the structural. Yeah, I'm down. I'm trying

55:11

to move on to a butterfly. You need to learn

55:14

how to just regular swim. I can do this pretty

55:16

good. We can get in the pool, the pool is

55:18

heated right now, we can get in there. I can

55:20

do this good, I can get up and down. I've

55:22

seen, I've seen you, I remember going over here, Lamar,

55:24

using practicing. Nate, we got to get Nate to

55:26

just trademark that stroke. Nate's better than Lamarit swimming. I can

55:28

swim a little bit. Let's say I can swim a little

55:30

bit. This is my ass. Let's better than Lamarit swimming. I

55:33

can swim a little bit. I can swim a little bit.

55:35

I can swim a little bit. I can swim a little

55:37

bit. I can swim a little bit. I can swim a

55:39

little bit. It's not even swim a little bit. It's not

55:41

even a little bit. I can get a little bit. It's

55:43

a little bit. It's a little bit. It's a

55:45

little bit. It's a little bit. It's a little

55:47

bit. Now that you've developed a full unk body,

55:50

your ass has flattened out a little. It still

55:52

comes out, though. I don't know what it is.

55:54

Boyancy! It could be good for you. True, it's

55:56

like the North and South Pole, as the

55:58

belly grows, the ash rings. It's the EMFs.

56:01

You're just being pulled forward. I

56:03

have a driving a hybrid. That

56:05

might be actually the hybrid. Yeah,

56:07

the EMFs might be careful, dude.

56:09

I saw these guys on Instagram

56:11

saying you're probably only reducing 9%

56:13

though from the hybrid. Yeah, probably.

56:15

What's going on with you guys?

56:17

Nothing, dude. Just go to the

56:19

UK this week. I'm bringing two

56:21

of the heartiest. True. Alcoholics, I

56:24

know. Yeah, you're bringing some, yeah.

56:26

Heavy artillery there. Yeah, it's gonna

56:28

be really fucking fun. Oh my

56:30

God. It's gonna be the most

56:32

one. Those old pubs, I've never

56:34

been to London, but the old

56:36

pubs are very sick. It's the

56:38

coolest thing. Yeah, I did like

56:40

that in Australia, being in like

56:42

an ancient pub. It's like, Dublin,

56:44

Dublin, I love Dublin, so Manchester

56:46

are fucking rules. I bet. Yeah,

56:49

yeah, once. Once my family gets

56:51

old, once the kids get older,

56:53

I do want to go, to

56:55

bring them all to Europe and

56:57

go over there, I'll be sick.

56:59

That'd be awesome. Yeah, I've never

57:01

been to Italy, I'd love to

57:03

go to Italy. Yeah, I'd like

57:05

to go to Rome. Yeah, you

57:07

should. I forgot, I don't have

57:09

any time. Oh, I know. I

57:12

was looking for a beach trip

57:14

last night. I was like, when

57:16

do you think we can do

57:18

this? And they were like, never.

57:20

And then I was, and then

57:22

I realized I'm kind of going

57:24

week to week with my schedule.

57:26

They showed you a. I was

57:28

like, can I get an according

57:30

to Blackmail home video? And they

57:32

like never. They, uh, yeah, now

57:34

you got a free schedule. You

57:37

did Black Swim Club and put

57:39

it on the internet. The schedule

57:41

is wide open until 2028. But

57:43

you're empowering, dude. It is empowering,

57:45

I understand. thing with your stereotypes.

57:47

Hit the one. Wait a few.

57:49

Wait till you see these two

57:51

swims. Dude if Obama chef had

57:53

done the Black Swim Club and

57:55

could be. You'd still be here

57:57

to this day. You're fucking alive.

58:00

The schedule though of my agent manager,

58:03

I was texting him and I was

58:05

like, can I just get like a

58:07

breakdown of like what the rest of

58:09

the years like? Because I literally check

58:11

my own website to find out my

58:14

dates. Yeah. And they were like, yeah,

58:16

sure. I was like, just kind of

58:18

game plan this whole year. And they

58:20

were like, ha ha ha, game plan

58:23

this whole year. And I was like,

58:25

yeah, your fucking, tell me where I'm

58:27

going. On like a calendar kind of

58:29

thing? Just like an email breakdown of

58:31

like month by month. Because there's holes

58:34

in the schedule for touring, but it's

58:36

to film shit. Yeah, yeah. So then

58:38

I'm like, what's this break? Maybe I

58:40

can go to Florida with my friends

58:43

that week. Yeah, I got a holding

58:45

for something. Shit. Shit, go to fake

58:47

rehab. Fake? Fake rehab? Fake rehab? I

58:49

told you I've been dreaming about rehab

58:51

for two years now. It's gonna be

58:54

sick. It's gonna be so nice. Especially

58:56

if you go to one of those

58:58

super nice ones. Especially I'm just going

59:00

to chill. I'm not gonna stop. For

59:03

sure. I'm just coming right back out.

59:05

I'm gonna get fucking wrecked as soon

59:07

as I get out. They should have

59:09

that where it's just like a kind

59:12

of a pit crew, more so. That's

59:14

when I, yeah, that's the dream. I

59:16

was like, I just want to go

59:18

to a resort. It'd be nice if

59:20

it was like a dry resort and

59:23

maybe like a healthy thing. Imagine rehab.

59:25

Just daydreamed to rehab. It's gotta be

59:27

sick. I mean, light beer rehab is

59:29

the saddest. That's literally weed rehab. Light

59:32

beer rehab is CBD rehab. You get

59:34

caught in your room with a party

59:36

helmet and straw. Dude. Yeah, they lived

59:38

over in a cushion. That's what party

59:40

helmet, no! It's like party. Dude, it'd

59:43

just be me, Cuzi's on. It'd be

59:45

me and dads. It'd be me and

59:47

a bunch of 60-year-old men. And then

59:49

they're like. Oh fuck, it's April baseball's

59:52

on. Every dude in there going. This

59:54

is fucking light beer in heaven. He's

59:56

doing the most inflexible yoga ever. No,

59:58

I was good though, being a guy

1:00:00

that can stretch, it's fucking gay. I

1:00:03

saw my dad do a split, I'd

1:00:05

be like, what the fuck. Check out

1:00:07

this flexibility, kids. You go, ew. Yeah,

1:00:09

I always, any time. Watch baseball and

1:00:12

drink a beer, you weirdo. Anytime I've

1:00:14

been told I've been inflexible, I've been

1:00:16

like, yes. I'm like, you're real tight

1:00:18

there, I'm like, yeah, of course I

1:00:21

am. Like, no, that's like really bad,

1:00:23

you gotta work on that, I'm like,

1:00:25

yeah, right? Yeah, so my, yeah, my

1:00:27

hips are so bad. I mean, your

1:00:29

shoulder flexibility backs, but nice. That's nice.

1:00:32

Shoulders, shoulder flexibility backs, but nice. Shoulders,

1:00:34

shoulder flexibility, straight as hell. Hips, you're

1:00:36

like, you actually keep a lot of

1:00:38

pinup emotions, that would suck. If you

1:00:41

unleash something from your hips, you're like,

1:00:43

oh, no. That really did hurt my

1:00:45

feelings. Oh, I remember that party. Yeah,

1:00:47

girls are gonna stop stretching. How about

1:00:49

that? Yeah. Oh, we fucking tighten their

1:00:52

fucking hips and butts up. Too flexible,

1:00:54

that's the problem. You need to keep

1:00:56

some of that shit in their fucking

1:00:58

glutes and their IT bands. Yeah. It's

1:01:01

time to store that back in there.

1:01:03

That'd be weird though, having like an

1:01:05

inflexible lady. If a lady went to

1:01:07

lift her leg and was like, Jesus

1:01:10

Christ, that would be fucking sad. That

1:01:12

would be disgusting. Neither of us can

1:01:14

flex. We're just trying, we're gonna do

1:01:16

standing sex. Hold on, let me get

1:01:18

on top. Why don't we always gotta

1:01:21

be on the bottom? I might have

1:01:23

to start dressing up to see how

1:01:25

it feels. Maybe I'm them, you know?

1:01:27

True. Maybe they completely and I am

1:01:30

them so I need to dress like

1:01:32

them and get fucked by a guy

1:01:34

that looks like me. Just to see

1:01:36

how it feels. White Lotus needs to

1:01:38

stop. White Lotus is the best show.

1:01:41

It needs to stop. So good. It's

1:01:43

doing too much. Do you think girls,

1:01:45

girls probably don't like it if you're

1:01:47

like wearing their clothes? Oh, oh, yeah.

1:01:50

If you say put on their clothes.

1:01:52

They'd love to have that on you.

1:01:54

But I don't think, like, would they

1:01:56

like that? Would that excite, would that

1:01:58

excite, would that excite, would that excite?

1:02:01

I think they pretend to, but we

1:02:03

mentally check that with you. Yeah, yeah.

1:02:05

De La Hoya did it. He tossed

1:02:07

on the fish nets. I thought he,

1:02:10

I thought he, I thought he was,

1:02:12

I think that was the real deal.

1:02:14

I think it was the real deal.

1:02:16

That seems, that could be like a

1:02:19

liquor and cocaine thing. I think it

1:02:21

was a liquor and cocaine thing, but

1:02:23

also. Didn't he have like professional pictures?

1:02:25

No, it was definitely a hooker in

1:02:27

a hotel room. Oh, okay. Yeah, it

1:02:30

was tough. You've done fishnets. No, don't

1:02:32

put that on me. Don't put that

1:02:34

on me. A-I-A-I-I-I-I-P-O-N-Fishnets. French maid outfit wouldn't

1:02:36

be bad either. I think he might

1:02:39

have hit one of those as well.

1:02:41

Did he? Yeah, I think Delahoy was

1:02:43

hitting the... Is that a Braun one

1:02:45

real? I think it might be. There's

1:02:47

always a Braun in a French maid.

1:02:50

I think he did. I think he

1:02:52

did it probably, let me see. Oh

1:02:54

my god. What? For real? LeBron, John.

1:02:56

Switching gears, have you seen that Michelle

1:02:59

Obama has a new podcast? Does he?

1:03:01

Yeah. Switching gears, it's with her brother,

1:03:03

I thought it was Craig Robinson. Dude,

1:03:05

I don't know the left is scramble

1:03:07

and to dominate the podcast space and

1:03:10

they threw Michelle Obama and her brother

1:03:12

at it Huh? It doesn't get like

1:03:14

as many views as you think. Huh?

1:03:16

Think about Michelle Obama Getting home and

1:03:19

because she knows that people say she's

1:03:21

a man all the time time you

1:03:23

think she ever like it's really sad

1:03:25

about it. Sorry about that. He's so

1:03:28

hurtful. But his name is Craig Robinson.

1:03:30

I know that's what I'm saying. I

1:03:32

thought it was her the comedian. It's

1:03:34

no it's her brother Craig Robinson. With

1:03:36

Michelle Obama and Craig Robinson. It's her

1:03:39

brother. It's a guy who plays piano.

1:03:41

Looks identical. And that's been, Mike feels

1:03:43

bad in the try to get the

1:03:45

bag for him. I don't mean to

1:03:48

start that rumor. Oh, trust me brother.

1:03:50

I'm sure it's already been. Yeah, that

1:03:52

rumor's out there. Worse thing you can

1:03:54

do. That was the worst possible. But

1:03:56

yeah, it's probably very hurtful. Just thinking

1:03:59

about her and just being like, ah,

1:04:01

Barack, they're saying I'm a man again

1:04:03

on the internet. Yeah, that's really sad.

1:04:05

I mean, prove me wrong, dude. Yeah,

1:04:08

I have all the paperwork filled with

1:04:10

you. But I was just thinking about

1:04:12

that. That's kind of funny. Yeah, that

1:04:14

does. Can this is going on macrones.

1:04:16

I haven't been keeping up with the

1:04:19

right wing. She seems confident. I watched

1:04:21

her on Theos podcast and she is

1:04:23

like, I mean, prove me wrong, dude.

1:04:25

Yeah. Just like I have all the

1:04:28

paperwork filled for all like the, basically

1:04:30

being like I, she sent. The McCrones,

1:04:32

yes or no, I mean, which I

1:04:34

get, she's like, they didn't even fill

1:04:37

it out. I was like, well, I

1:04:39

could see them being like, yeah, I'm

1:04:41

not gonna fill out the am I

1:04:43

a man questionnaire from the campus? I

1:04:45

was passed forward from a kid. He's

1:04:48

sitting behind him in class, just sitting

1:04:50

behind him in class, just like this.

1:04:52

Candice. Are you sitting behind them in

1:04:54

class? Like yes or no questionnaire, she's

1:04:57

like. But in order for defamation, I

1:04:59

think in Europe the defamation laws are

1:05:01

a little different where like, yeah you

1:05:03

have to be wrong and in America

1:05:05

it's flip, it's like vice versa, it's

1:05:08

like well prove me your own then

1:05:10

and I'll take the back. That's right.

1:05:12

So she's getting hit with some French.

1:05:14

I knew that from a Holocaust denying

1:05:17

show I watch. Really? Yeah, it was

1:05:19

it was it was made it

1:05:21

was it was made

1:05:23

it was like found

1:05:26

it It not like

1:05:28

I found it. was yeah,

1:05:30

it was think it

1:05:32

was on it was on HBO

1:05:34

or yeah, were like

1:05:37

this. I mean this

1:05:39

wasn't one of I

1:05:41

I got you.

1:05:43

Yeah of them. I got you. Yeah

1:05:46

It wasn't it wasn't the Kyrie Irving

1:05:48

was just like like

1:05:50

straight. It was Yeah, it

1:05:52

was it was

1:05:54

that it was that

1:05:57

case that like It was

1:05:59

like the it's it's flipflopped over

1:06:01

there where here.

1:06:03

It's like proved me

1:06:06

wrong me wrong. Yeah. It's

1:06:08

like you have

1:06:10

to prove you were

1:06:12

right to they brought

1:06:14

you were right. So and

1:06:17

put him on trial

1:06:19

and he was

1:06:21

like Holocaust tonight and put him on

1:06:23

trial and he was he

1:06:26

did get But he did

1:06:28

got bonked. Yeah got bumped.

1:06:30

He got bonked. Yeah. He got bonked.

1:06:32

of Law the

1:06:35

European Court of Yeah. He

1:06:37

got bulldog. In court of a

1:06:39

there. We had an

1:06:41

of law. patreon. a European

1:06:43

I fucking of law with? Yeah.

1:06:46

We love you

1:06:48

Don't get my there. We

1:06:50

had a stop there. You