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Welcome, Dumbheads, to MDC, the Mega Dumbcast. In

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this In this series, we're

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examining every single page page of

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of God, an God, story -time story

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from the scenario book, to to

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determine what is the dumbest

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thing on each page. page.

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Every episode is one page, page,

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every episode is short. is short.

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The Crucible of God was

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published in 2003 2003 by White Wolf. Tonight

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we're discussing page page 191 of of we in

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We are in the Crucible of God scenario,

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and we're covering just a little bit

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of bit of for Vampire Drama Club tonight.

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As As mentioned last time, got

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a got a couple of months to

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kill between plot points. They've just retaken

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the throne throne of the city of Denver.

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Sir Sir has has just an

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antediluvian. absumiliar, the founder of the

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of the which has skyrocketed him

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to him generation, still not on

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the level of an antediluvian, for

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sure. for a fair in not

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a dumb fight, like the one we the

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one we had with but firmly but firmly elder level. given

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the XP, can now raise his stats

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to to seven dots. That's That's huge. The role-playing game

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game runs on the same basic system

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as Vampire, and and in that game,

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Vega's appearance is seven dots, and he's the

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most handsome man in the world. man in

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Sir Bloodworth now, in theory, now, grow

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to be as strong as as fast, or

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indeed as handsome as Vega is handsome,

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So his so his potential is through the

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roof. However, ... potential potential for

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personal growth via unholy power. the

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many is only one of the many options

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opening up in front of Club at Club at

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this stage of the apocalypse, as we will

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discuss today, because a few things happen over

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this couple of months of months of downtime. So, First

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of all, immediate cleanup where we

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left we Drama Club. What happened with

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Godzilla? with was very sick, remember,

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because Godzilla got sprayed with because bat

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spray. sprayed with diet Jaguar by Science

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threw up and threw and Flash and

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Flash Well, following the demise. the

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demise of Absimiliar, blood bond on Godzilla

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was broken. So Godzilla is out of control, quite sick,

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and in need of a source of vitae. As indeed,

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I am in need of a place to put Godzilla,

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now that this story is done with him. I mean,

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this is a me problem, not a scenario problem, because

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in the scenario, I think you're either meant to destroy

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Godzilla or upon the demise of Absimiliard. your Godzilla problem

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is supposed to work itself out because without Vite to

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sustain Godzilla, he will rapidly age to death. So this

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isn't a plot hole, I just don't want Godzilla to

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die, and they need to do something about it. So

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I'm going to invoke the special hand-waivey rules for what

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happens after you deablerize a powerful vampire. It's in the

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rules that not only might you reduce your generation by

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multiple steps if you deablerize a very powerful vampire, but

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for a scene. your disciplines may temporarily rise, multiple dots.

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I'm going to assume that given that Absimiliard had a

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special bond to the monster and Animalism 10, And Sir

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Bloodworth also has animalism. Sir Bloodworth's animalism rises high enough

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for one scene after deablerizing Absimiliard, that he can command

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Godzilla to return whence he came, and Godzilla will trudge

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off and do that. Will we ever see him again?

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Who knows? The nose for our two elders set up

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lots of pools of his vitae everywhere around the world

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to sustain his many monstrous minions during his slumber. Presumably,

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Godzilla knows where one or more of those are. So

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who knows? But anyway, he's out of Denver and out

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of the story for the time being. That only leaves

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one giant monster to dispose of the demon-possessed statue of

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Blucifer that Vampire Drama Club animated to fight off Godzilla.

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Fortunately for reasons, we needn't get into here. Dealing with

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the demonic vessel is not a Godzilla-sized problem, as so

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few things are. Fairly easy to get Blusifer back where

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it belongs at the Denver International Airport. There to remain

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immobile but impressive until the next time Denver needs a

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defender against enemy Kiyju. After that, after Science Jaguar and

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Jody have managed to get Vampire Drama Club out of

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the sun back to Bloodworth Manor, happens over

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the next couple of months?

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Well, first of all, surprising

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news comes from the Setide

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Temple outside Las Vegas. You'll

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recall that when the baby

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vendor came around and tried

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to sell a daycare class

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of children embraced and staked

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as Diablery fodder to Vampire

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Drama Club, they instead diabolized

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the baby vendor and set

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up a little vampire daycare

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in the Setide Temple. They

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left the vampire children in

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charge of/in care of the

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human servants at the temple

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so that the servants would

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have a source of Vite,

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the children would have caretakers,

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a terrible plan, so many

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ways it could have gone

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wrong, but no one could

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have expected this particular way

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of it going wrong, which

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is that Vampire Drama Club

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gets a call via Thaumaturgy,

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which is how they're communicating

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with people now since telecommunication

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networks have broken down and

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everything. But Marcus knows rituals

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for this, they're good. They

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get a call from the

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temple saying, the children have

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turned human. Gradually, they've just

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they've all transformed back into

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humans. They're no longer producing

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Vite. They're just regular kids

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now that the Setide servants

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have to take care of.

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So the Setide servants need

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another source of Vite and

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they're not blood bound to

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the kids. So maybe Vampire

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Drama Club should get on

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top of that. Although the

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Setide servants are pretty well

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trained, they're going to take

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care of the kids for

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now. I don't know why

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the fuck I even allowed

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these children to enter the

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plot. Now I got to

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fucking take care of them

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all the time. So I

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don't upset the listeners. First

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Godzilla, now this. But anyway,

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the kids are fine. Godzilla

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is fine. Don't worry about

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it. The interesting thing here

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is that the kids turned

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human and nobody knows why.

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However, Vampire Drama Club does not have

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time to just look into this

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at their leisure because, and this is

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the main thing described on today's

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page, they are being overrun by Asomites.

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All the vampires everywhere are already

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turning to Diablory to fight off the

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withering. But the Asomites are something

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different. They were into cannibalism before it

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was cool. They are an absolute

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feeding frenzy, unified, operating in packs. Elders

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are going down left and right

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to coderies of Asomites, operating with some

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kind of infrastructure. I mean, it

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says here, quote, Alamute, that's the headquarters

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of the Asomites, reveals that it

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has built its own fleet of Lear

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Jets with - cash is positioned around the

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world. world. Now it says the only lasts

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a few months, a but months, but nonetheless,

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got coteries of assassin vampires flying

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around this broken around this world in

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leer jets, world making attacks on making attacks

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on with a combination of

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vampiric power, technological prowess, prowess,

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elite military training. and strategy.

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This is a huge This is a huge

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threat to vampires Within weeks, Within weeks,

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the biggest problem facing vampires is what the

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is what the fuck we're gonna do about these these

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asymites. Now, vampire drama club have grown in

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all sorts of power Asomites were were never very

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common in this part of the world, world.

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in in Denver, I mean. I So they

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don't suffer as badly as some others do.

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However, while they are are unaging and in In

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command of great secular supernatural power. power,

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they They're not immune to all of life's

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indignities. They do suffer a visit a missionaries.

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A coterie of asymites show up up

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to Manor. Quote, following directive the directive

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from these asamites Asimites preach

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before they kill. and now,

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the characters and their players are probably

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all too accustomed to trying to trying

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to drink their blood. These assomites, however,

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present themselves as missionaries with an

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alternative to the to the chaos. chaos.

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The do not need to kill each other for power. each other

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The blood of their blood of them, but the

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blood of but the can redeem Hakim can redeem them. The

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I don't know how this is pronounced, know

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it's this -L -A -Q -I. it's It's

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the name for Asymite coderies serving their anteriluvian Hakim.

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Anyway, includes a canine or two from

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other clans to provide testimonials. Asamite blood

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the of hakeem have freed

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them from the weakness and hunger

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that afflicts other kindred. Vampires

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need only need only grace, Hakim's spread

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the word, the word, and and drink three

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times from one of of faithful childer. And

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they demand a quick decision. This is

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high pressure salesmanship. Missionaries show up

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at your door, door. It's some Asamites and then a

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few few kindred of other clans. other They're here to

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spread the word of spread let you know. Hakim and

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The world does not need to be all

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death and chaos and misery. and There is

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another way way just need to submit all

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of yourself and all of your life

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to your life extremely concrete terms, concrete terms, like get blood

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now. now, And and do need a decision right

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now. Like we are on the porch. You

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You know, this is. if missionaries from your

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local Baptist church or whatever came to

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your door with paperwork and we're like

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Jesus sent us he wants you to

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give away all of your worldly possessions

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to the Baptist church and we don't

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have time to take any questions just

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sign this. Now in the likely event

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that none of the player characters want

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to submit to a full blood bond

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to an assassin clan of zealot vampires,

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the missionaries leave, and then sneak back

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up a few nights later and try

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to kill everyone. Of course, this is

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what happens with Vampire Drama Club. Vampire

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Drama Club says, you know, we're actually

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doing okay this apocalypse, thank you, things

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are pretty good here, relatively speaking. We

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actually just ate an antediluvian. So in

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light of that, swearing undying loyalty to

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one for protection doesn't seem necessary or

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prudent. We'll take your brochure, thank you,

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goodbye. Then the missionaries come back a

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few nights later, try to take out

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Vampire Drama Club, but of course they

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can't, because look, they've killed Godzilla. Marcus

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has enough aspects to see through virtually

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anyone's off the skate and rituals to

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protect the haven. I'm not saying vampire

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are going to be able to take

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them down. That outcome is not what's

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interesting. Like, Vampire Drama Club was never

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going to say yes to this, and

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Asylmite missionaries were never going to take

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down Vampire Drama Club. What's interesting is

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that the missionaries aren't completely full of

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shit. As the interduluvians are rising, they

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are attempting to consume not just the

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souls, but also the wills of their

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childer. One way to become immune to

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this is to blood bond yourself to

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a Methusela or antedelubian of a different

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plan of you, directly. as it could

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its other progeny. So if you blood

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bond yourself to Hakim or an asymite

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Methuselah, then yes it is true your

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antediluvian won't be able to take over

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your mind. And in theory this does

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mean that you are not going to

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then be turned into a pond to

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go destroy an enslave and cannibalize other

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vampires for your antediluvian. Although you are

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going to be bloodbound to Hakim who

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will then ask you to do the

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same thing so I don't know. distant

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vampire boss, like having an operation focused

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in the Middle East, and then your

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agent in Denver or wherever, probably the

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best use Hakim can make of you

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is just having you engage in a

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little diablery where you live and send

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the proceeds home to Alomat. You kind

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of get to cannibalize from home. which

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I guess is nice compared to, you

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know, being mentally dominated by Malcab and

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having to like join a roving band

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walking across the country to attend whatever

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Malcavian flash mob takes Malcab's fancy. But

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in reality, it's just, it's such a

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bad option. And we don't really know

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what Hakim wants. We're pretty far from...

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him in like the core of his

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operation, so especially if there are no

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asymites in the group, which will generally

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be the case. It's not like one

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of the most popular or popular clans.

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All we know is there's an antediluvian

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somewhere who sends out a bunch of

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assassins, sends out missionaries to try to

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convince people to join the ranks. It

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becomes the talk of the vampire world.

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Much like that flesh beast that rose

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and killed everyone in Manhattan. So how

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does this resolve? It doesn't. Quote, does

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Hakim believe that he guides the kindred

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to redemption? Or is he just thinning

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out the competition before he turns on

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his own clan? Who knows? The reign

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of Hakim decimates the kindred, but mightier

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powers destroy Hakim before he can complete

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his war. The characters are far from

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Alamut when it happens, though, so they

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never know who or what slew the

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first Asamide. This is the dumbest thing

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in this page. I cannot believe this

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shit happened again. Follow the action of

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Gehenna from the week of nightmares, from

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the perspective of a player character, not

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from the perspective of someone listening to

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a podcast or reading a source book.

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You're vampire drama club. Weird shit starts

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happening in the world in the week

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when you're trying to put a play

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on, and then suddenly stops. What happened?

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Well, the Ravnos Antidiluvian woke up, and

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then Ravnos got killed within a matter

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of days, and you never knew or

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could do anything about it. Then the

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events of Ghana start. One night we

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realized there are no more followers of

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set around. What happened? Well, set awake

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and tried to escape the underworld, failed,

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and then the whole clan self-destructed, off

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screen, without our knowledge or involvement. Then

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a huge mysterious flesh monster rose up

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and killed everybody in Manhattan and then

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died in the sun basically at the

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same time we found out about those

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before we could learn or do anything

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about it. Then, Absimiliard rose up into

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Godzilla and came to fight us. That

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was pretty cool. But by this point,

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we've already completely missed the rise and

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fall of like three Antidoluvians. Then we

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get jumped by a bunch of Asamites

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for like, I don't know, a couple

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of weeks, a couple of months, a

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couple of months, we finally latch on

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to this plot hook. Like, is this

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what the storyteller's finally gonna let us

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participate in? The reign of Hakim? The

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reign of Hakkim? The rain. It's just

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that this scenario is kind of about

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the rise of the Antidoluvians, and it's

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frustrating that we're now five Antidoluvians into

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Gehenna, Ravnos, Set, the one from Manhattan,

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Absimiliard, and now Hakim, and four out

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of those five have occurred start to

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finish off-screen. We're lucky to have even

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heard that they occurred, let alone gotten

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involved in any way. And that would

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be fine if these were like background

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events and our story was something smaller

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and more local and more personal, but

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that's not really offered in the scenario

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here. There's nothing to do with this

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thing about the asymites if you're not

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an asymite other than fight some asymites

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and then idly wonder one night what

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happened to them all when they stop

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attacking. Unless, bizarrely, you take them up

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on their offer to derail your whole

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unlife and give your life to Hakim.

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Join me next time as we take

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another night for a counterfactual, just like

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we did with Absimiliard, considering what would

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have happened if he were just passing

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by Denver instead of making a concentrated

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attack on it. Join me tomorrow when

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we discuss what happens if we all

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looked at each other and thought, you

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know, these cannibal missionaries are making a

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lot of sense. Let's all become Middle

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