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guys, is it next week yet? We've
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missed you. We are so excited to
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Eileen Heisler and Dean Helene. Now,
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Eden and I mention them. every
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single episode. They're our showrunners and
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our creators. We're not exaggerating when
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we say their genius literally is
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on every single frame of this
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TV show. They created the hex.
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They have so many of their
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own personal stories in your favorite
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storylines that happened on the show.
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We were so lucky to have
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were very excited to share their
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blue bag grab with you here.
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So we'll be back again episode
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201 on Wednesday, February
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26 next week. But
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until then, let's
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get to middling.
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I think we should just implement. Okay.
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So, you've heard of, I would
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assume, the blue bag, the infamous
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blue bag. We have the
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infamous blue bag, right? They're
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trivia questions. So, they're just
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right on top. You can
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pull them up. They're five
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trivia, middle-based questions. So, I'm
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going to pull them up.
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They're five trivia, middle-based
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questions. So I'm going to
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move this mic. Okay. Pick the
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correct storyline for the episode,
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Bad Choices, episode 306. A.
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Frankie demands major changes in
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the household when she eats a
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bag of axelstonial clippings. Wait, that's,
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what is a bad choice? That's
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not bad choices. Okay. I don't know
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if these are gonna be hard or easy.
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Almost sets her house on fire and
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Frankie must find her a caregiver. Oh,
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this is going to, maybe it is going
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to be a little bit hard. Frankie
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and my, see, is Frankie and might
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consider apartment living when the house is
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falling apart? It's 306. No, it's three,
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it can't be that one. Maybe this
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is the first one, are you sure? No,
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it's a toenail. Major changes, it's the toenail.
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The plea is in the thing. Okay, I guess
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I'll say B. Is it right? That is incorrect. Oh,
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fudge. Okay, wait a minute. It's apartment living. What
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are who's bad? Well, they're making bad
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choices, obviously. Is this one, Su's being
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non- No. We were essentially tricky. Yeah, that
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was really true. That was our, the bad
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choices was our storyline. But, but, the bad, the
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bad. Wow. And so it's the apartment living.
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Can I tell you, I don't know
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if you follow any of any of like
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our social, like our socials, like our socials,
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like our socials, Brock and I have done
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these like trivia things through the middle. Yes,
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I've seen some of them. I fail every
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time. And the main one that I really
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got I think literally one out of ten
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on. He wrote, he gave me multiple, he
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was like complete the line. He's from this
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episode. One's the real line. Yeah, one's the
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real line and one's a line that he
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just made up. Oh my gosh. I got
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one right. Right. Right. Yeah. Shockingly
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good! And I was like, oh
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wow, this is actually so hard.
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I thought I'd be like, as
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soon as I hear it, like,
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I'll remember saying. No! Oh! I
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feel like I'd be better at
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those. This was, you were tricky,
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and now I feel like a
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failure. Now I feel like a
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trick, and now I feel like
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a failure. Now I feel like
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a trick, and now I feel
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like a failure. This
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is really really hard. I pulled
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out a call sheet. I did
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look. Twelve. Six. Thirty or thirty
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one? What's your final answer? One's
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thirty and one's thirty one. I
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think I feel like it's thirty.
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Is it thirty? No. Add one.
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Add one. It's thirty one. It's
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thirty one. I cannot talk slow.
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My therapist tried to make me
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talk slow and I said you're
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ruining my comment. The middle first
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aired on Wednesday night today. Why
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is her therapist trying to make
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you talk slow? It's not in
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your business. Mine does too. Because
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you can tell when you're hyper
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and you're doing you know. She
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wants you to bring your energy
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down. Yeah. Exactly. We might have
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the same therapist. First aired on
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Wednesday night at 830. Oh, I
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think I'm going to get it
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done. What shows had the 8,
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9, and 9, 30 times lots
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on ABC when we first premiered?
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Okay, most of them. Eight was
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Kelsey Grammar doing Hank. Hank. Hank?
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Then there was us at 830.
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And then Modern Family was at
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9. Correct. Yes, that's right. Ding,
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ding, ding, ding, ding. That's right.
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And then, here's an interesting point
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of fact about the middle. When
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Hank bit the dust rather quickly,
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we were... We were let in
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by only repeats. We never ever
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in the middle's entire history was
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never let in by anything more
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than a 2.4, which was for
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a Charlie Brown Christmas repeat. And
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I just say, these are for
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people who aren't seeing the job.
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These cars are laminated. You're going
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to give them a big thing.
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I went to Kinko's. They're like
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not, you know, flimsy. Maybe we
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might hire Brock to run our
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left. This is John. This is
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impressive. I sprung for the card
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stock. Yeah. Yeah. It's all impressive.
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I can't do that. I don't
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know. Okay. No idea. No idea.
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Okay. Can you name the season
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she was in? Because that might
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be. Do you know the episode
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title? She was in the first
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episode. She was in episode like
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13 or 12. I think 12.
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And it was in the wind
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chimes. I remember that. Yeah, she
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was. That was season five. The
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first one is the neighbor. Is
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it the neighbor? Is it the
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neighbor? Is it the neighbor? Yes
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it is. That's a whole correct
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correct in the win times. And
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then she was in Halloween. That
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was season seven correct the tick-talk
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death. What was that? Halloween. Oh,
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that's the one that was like
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a rod surly. Oh, we're adequate
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to the whole thing. Yes, and
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she was being crazy. Who's being,
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who's being, who's being chased in
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the woods. The funniest thing. Yes,
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and she was being, who's being
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chased. Who's being chased? Who's? this
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is the one where Sue is
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a science project and we would
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say okay what should the title
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be Mitch Hunter one of the
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writers would always say tick-tock death
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because it's like an old Matlock
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murder mystery of the 80s and
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so yeah every time tick-tock death
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and so finally that Halloween episode
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we're like this is a big
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talk death yes that's right I
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love that and and the weird
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thing of that episode for our
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reader watcher listeners at home that
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the painting in that episode that
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weirdly looks like Atticus is real!
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The reason that came up is
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because Somebody, a fan, a friend
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of Gien said, I was in
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this museum in Europe and I
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saw this painting and it looks
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like Atticus. Yes. The other one
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that read a Glassman were in,
8:13
Trip and Fall, season eight, and
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Hex versus the Glossner is the
8:18
final battle. So she was, which,
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which season? She wasn't in two,
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three, and six. She started in
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season two. She started in season
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one. She wasn't in two, not
8:29
in three. Okay. I think it's
8:31
out. Oh. Oh. She's up on
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the. She's up on the. She's
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up on the. She's up on
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the. She's up on the middle.
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She says hello first. It's hello.
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But I don't don't think. That's
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great. That's why. Oh. I think
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it was. At least the final
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