Of COURSE the treasure vault has three gelatinous detritus tubes full of toothed leviathan tongues. What podcast did you think this was, anyway? We now take you to a party of scrawny detectives trying to wade through walls of plasmatic murder.
We delve into the ancient sahuagin where things start off very Giger-y and fillopian-y. There may be undead fish people, ancient mud leviathans, and other classic things that happen with failed saving throws. Can we get some sick loot without D
There's a bit of unpleasantness with this bounty hunter to deal with, hopefully everything is chill now that we spared his life. The whole ruining of his reputation is probably no big deal right? Then its off to investigate a way to our next va
Assassin our assin! The crew hunts down, corners, and puts the smack down on this drow bounty hunter, AKA Dan's bastard of a drow #632. Hopefully he'll explain himself and we can get to our next heist! For 3 bonus episodes a month and more, sub
The antics return to Brian's dining room, where the drow bounty hunter is now the hunted. Will he escape through the fog or be brought into brutal submission and be interrogated? We all know how cool drow are, so he's probably just a chill dude
It's time to strut out of the thieves guild and take a breather at the inn. Yeah yeah yeah we might have a target on our backs because we blew up the giant house of Dellsmouth's crankiest creep, but it's time to eat omlettes and probably maybe
Wooo we have a gnome mech and blew up a mansion! Time to sell some loot and celebrate. Hopefully we haven't upset the natural order of things too much and none of the other rich people in town are like, suspicious or whatever. Time to go dump t
We will be right back to The Fog Campaign and are recording tomorrow, but Brian unfortunately lost a dog the only day we could record, and we needed some time. Thank you everyone for supporting the show on Patreon- it keeps the show going and w
Well, now that we are straight up annihilating the mansion, tactics shall change. It is time to drop the facade of robbery and pretend we are heroes! At least we probably should given that we are brawling in the exploded foyer and some people p
Now that the two magic swords are secure, it's time to bust out of this old drow's mansion with the spoils. Bust out through- well let's see- the back door guarded by cursed statues, the windows protected by death wards, the basement we flooded
It's time to dust our hands off and go all in on looting this wine cellar! A big old treasure chest is only a door away! But uh, what's all this with the kobolds? One of them blew up trying to break in or something? Maybe we meditate on that fo
Now that we are past that pesky gargoyle it's time to loot the wine cellar! But lo, the most terrifying D&D monster of them all lurks around every corner-- DOORS. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3
It's time to sneak below the city and see what it's like to join A FACTION! A thieve's guild at that. Perhaps we can get a better sense of how dangerous Fenn the thief is this way, or better yet we can break into that drow mansion TONIGHT! F
We're casing the drow manor, but damned if it isn't actually rather difficult to break into. A rival taunts Lil' Peepers? Sounds like it's time to pick locks and break hearts! And yes, Blaine will honor his cat persona. For merch, social media
Everyone is safe, but we are unavailable to meet up as the Los Angeles fires are creating a lot of evacuation zones. There will be no recording this week but we can't wait to be back! Sorry, everyone.
Our festive millionaire ghost murdering adventure reaches its end, with plenty of violence and class war for all! We will return to our regularly scheduled campaign next week. Thank you for hanging out with us over the holidays! For merch, soc
Time to murder billionaires in a fantasy setting! The Nerd Poker Christmas Carol continues, with Willy Crackits and his murder crew slaying the ghosts of three eerily familiar psychopaths, each with a vague realism to them for some unspeakable
Since the holiday scheduling was frightful, but the vibe was still delightful, so to dodge a content hole, let it roll, let it roll, let it roll! Famous thief and murderer Willy Crackits has done some foul deeds in his time, and the ghosts of m
You didn't think we'd just go to bed without getting into some nefarious nonsense, did you? As the tavern party wanes, the crew decides to case the drow mansion and see whether this whole "talking gargoyle" gambit is necessary. Along the way th
Merriment hath ensued at The Pasted Almond tavern, until a little fish person walks in. Will Goffrey Spicoli have second thoughts about stealing that minotaur's pocketwatch? As the misty plot thickens, will the gang formulate their sword heist?
Our band of thieves and detectives meet their patron Thelonious Pepperstep, also known as Lil' Peepers, and begin their journey into the town of Dellsmouth and into the tavern The Pasted Almond. And we all know the best form of fun in a haunted
A brand new adventure begins! We explore the haunted (foggy) seaside town of Dellsmouth and run into an almost-friendly fortune teller named Glendale, at her shop The Galleria! Glendale is portrayed by special guest, comedian Jenny Zigrino, who
It's the big finale of The Mountain Campaign. Not everyone survives. Some of them do. Some of them sort-of survive. Everyone gets a freeze frame, cut to credits. For merch, social media, and more be sure to head to nerdpokerpod.com. And for 3 b
Things are looking grim for our fearless Equaler, not to mention a suddenly very squashed Glibbles. But Bael is falling apart, and Kaiju Pishposh is holding it together. Perhaps there is still a chance! For merch, social media, and more be sure