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shit, and

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were found guilty of tampering. Kirk is

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such a good dude. He doesn't even

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we talked. We were having lunch. What

1:00

are you talking about? Fuck.

1:03

We talked about your mom. Yeah. Yeah.

1:06

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:09

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Welcome

1:12

back to New Heights, ladies and gentlemen,

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Believe it. We are your hosts. I'm Travis Kelly.

1:24

This is my big brother, Jason Kelsey. Happy

1:27

Father's Day to everybody out there, Jason. Happy

1:29

Father's Day, dude. Thanks, Tramp. Subscribe on YouTube

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so make sure you check that out and

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subscribe. Jason, let the people

1:51

know what we got coming up. We

1:53

got a great episode for all United You

1:55

Percenters out there. We're going to be

1:57

talking a little bit of Chiefs Minicamp, why we're so.

2:00

receiver market, NFL

2:02

tampering accusations. We're

2:05

not talking about what we actually, we are going

2:08

to get into verdicts. We're

2:11

going to talk about the verdicts of these accusations. Anyways, we

2:14

got a great show lineup for you guys as always.

2:16

And we're going to start off first with something

2:19

new. Little

2:21

bit of new news. I

2:26

don't know how we got there. All right. New

2:28

news. First, new news. Happy Father's Day. We're a

2:30

little bit late now. This episode is

2:32

going to be coming out Wednesday, but we're recording

2:34

this on Father's Day. That's

2:37

right. That's Sunday morning. Record.

2:39

I figured what else would I want to do on Father's

2:42

Day than with

2:44

all my boys on the podcast with Trab

2:47

and intern Brandon and jets. Jake.

2:50

Yeah. Yeah. Sounds like a great, a

2:53

great morning. I feel like Father's

2:55

Day in the U S everybody's like

2:57

barbecue hang out with your family. Dad

2:59

gets to like not be dad. They

3:02

kind of, you're, you're kind of like still dad. You're

3:05

really just being dad. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, but I

3:07

was looking at some of these other countries and

3:09

maybe what they do, I heard a really cool

3:12

one from Germany. Uh, but yeah, turns

3:14

out pretty much everybody just does what the U

3:16

S does. Well,

3:19

not that they're stealing from us. There's everybody kind of just like, Hey

3:21

dad, we're just going to give you a bunch of meats that you

3:23

like to eat and uh, some

3:25

cool foods and tell you we love you. And

3:27

that's true for the United

3:29

States, United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand,

3:31

Brazil, Brazil celebrates

3:34

Father's Day, uh, by

3:37

family gatherings, special meals,

3:40

often featuring traditional Brazilian dishes.

3:43

Children give their fathers gifts and

3:45

many families attend church services to

3:48

honor and pray for their fathers, which we

3:51

might have to start going to church because

3:53

I need somebody praying for me. It's a

3:56

day filled with warmth and gratitude, highlighting the

3:58

strong familiar bonds in Brazilian culture. doesn't sound

4:00

that different. I guess the only difference is... It's the exact

4:02

same. There's nothing going on different down there in Brazil. Yeah.

4:05

I guess people do go to church because it is

4:07

a Sunday. So I guess church is a pretty heavily

4:10

thing in the United States of Father's Day, right? If

4:12

that's what you do. If that's what you're into, yeah.

4:15

This is the cool one, Germany. I don't

4:17

even know if I want to list this one next. I want to

4:19

save the best for last. Fuck it. It's in the list. Germany

4:22

is a unique way of celebrating Father's

4:24

Day known as Vater Tag

4:27

or Meinne Tag. I don't

4:29

know if I'm pronouncing either of those

4:31

right. In parentheses, that means men's day.

4:34

It's celebrated on Ascension Day, which

4:36

is the 40th day of Easter and falls

4:38

on a Thursday. Traditionally, groups of men go

4:40

on hiking trips, often pulling wagons

4:42

filled with beer, wine, and food.

4:45

While it's a day for men to enjoy camaraderie and

4:47

the outdoors, it is also a family day for those

4:49

who prefer to celebrate with their children and loved ones.

4:52

I think that's a bad ass way to celebrate Father's

4:54

Day. You just load up a

4:57

wagon with fucking meats and beer and

4:59

see you guys later. Just wander into

5:01

the woods. That sounds like your cup

5:03

of tea, yeah. That sounds great, doesn't

5:05

it? Yeah, until there's bears. Well, you

5:07

take some bear spray with you. You'll

5:09

be all right. Ooh, yeah, nice. Yeah,

5:12

ain't good. Good point. Just

5:14

wander off into the woods with your buddies.

5:16

Who knows what happens? Nobody's gonna ask questions.

5:18

It's men's day. What about just like wandering

5:20

to the local? Pub? Yeah.

5:24

That's not a bad idea either. That

5:26

way you can just, you can still be,

5:28

you know, around. You don't have to just wander

5:31

off into the woods. I don't know. There's something

5:33

manly about going off into the woods with

5:35

a wagon of beer and meat. Once

5:38

you just drive your Tesla into

5:41

the woods. That's because it's not

5:43

manly. It's not as manly as

5:45

having a wagon. All right. Great,

5:48

great tradition, Germany, Thailand. Father's Day in

5:50

Thailand is celebrated on December 5th. This

5:52

is late, but I guess in the Southern

5:55

hemisphere, it's probably roughly the same. It's a

5:57

day to honor both the King and Father's

5:59

Day. across the country. Traditionally, children

6:02

present their fathers with conna lilies,

6:05

a symbol of masculinity, and perform acts

6:07

of respect such as kneeling at their

6:09

feet. So I'm

6:11

kind of hot in this tradition. Many

6:14

families also participate in community service activities

6:16

to honor the king's legacy of

6:18

kindness and generosity. So I'm out

6:20

on honoring kings because I fuck, listen,

6:23

we're Americans, we don't do royalty. So

6:25

fuck kings. But I wouldn't mind Kylie

6:28

kneeling at my feet. You know

6:30

what I mean? This is Father's Day. Not

6:32

fuck kings, but just not into it. Also,

6:36

why are you into people kneeling

6:39

at your feet? Just trying to respect Father's Day.

6:44

Maybe feed me some house. You

6:46

can't be out on kings

6:48

and in on people bowing.

6:52

I'm not into any people bowing. I'm into my

6:54

children bowing to me. Show me respect, god damn

6:56

it. But why? Why

6:59

is bowing at your feet? I'm

7:03

not bowing on my feet. Kneeling

7:05

at my feet and preferably

7:07

Kylie's feet are great. Why is kneeling at your

7:09

feet a sign of respect? I

7:11

don't know. In Thailand, that's

7:14

what they say. I

7:16

want them to kneel at my unwashed feet and

7:19

smell the aromas and

7:22

to what their leaders sent

7:27

is protruding. So the next

7:29

time they think about questioning whether

7:32

it's bedtime or not, they know. I just put

7:34

my feet up and they're like, oh gosh, I

7:36

know what that aroma means. It means it's bedtime.

7:39

Yeah, it's definitely bedtime for that. All

7:41

right. Watch your fucking feet. What

7:44

else we got? Yeah. So Father's Day

7:46

is going great. When's Uncle's Day? Do

7:48

we know? Damn,

7:50

we need to get on top of that.

7:52

What is Uncle's Day? Oh, and National Uncle's

7:55

Day is Friday,

7:57

July 26th. Oh

8:00

shit, it's coming up. You'll

8:02

be in training camp. Oh, I will be. What

8:04

does one do on uncle's day besides

8:07

call their uncle? I think that is as

8:10

far as it ever needs to go. Hmm,

8:12

we'll see. Maybe

8:15

we can do something nice for uncle's day this year. Uncle

8:18

Don deserves it. Uncle Don deserves it

8:21

more than anybody. He's the

8:23

greatest uncle to ever fucking live. He is,

8:25

he is. And I was just with him

8:27

on his 70th birthday last weekend, actually. All

8:31

right, let's keep it going. What we

8:33

got? Oh, we got some fun beer

8:35

bowl submissions. That's right. Beer bowl submissions

8:37

are closed. Thank you, everyone, for submitting

8:39

your beer bowl submissions. We have a

8:42

ton of outstanding, deserving contestants,

8:44

and it's going to be tough to narrow this

8:46

one down. We do have, I guess

8:48

we should call it controversial video. We

8:50

have some big names that are interested

8:53

in getting involved in beer bowl now, and

8:56

we are running into the dilemma

8:58

of do we keep the beer

9:00

bowl unique

9:02

to everyday people

9:05

or do we allow influencers,

9:08

former NFL players, media

9:11

superstars into

9:13

beer bowl is the question. Yes.

9:16

So we'll show this clip. Here's a clip

9:18

of two of our good friends, Ross Tucker

9:21

and our former college teammate and

9:23

my former NFL teammate and friend,

9:25

Connor Barwin. TV. Trying to

9:27

team up and enter beer bowl. Let's

9:29

see what it looks like. It's Ross

9:31

Tucker, and I need this. I've been

9:34

retired for 16 years now at this

9:36

point. Jason, you'll find out soon. Travis,

9:38

a little bit longer down the line.

9:40

This is my only competitive outlet. Beer

9:42

bowls, beer games, whatever it is. Is

9:45

it just my friends and I in

9:47

my garage? Yeah, but who cares? I

9:49

also, by the way, won the remote

9:51

competition during the quarantine via zoom solo.

9:55

People from my hometown have

9:57

proven to be excellent chuggers.

10:00

on the world's biggest stage.

10:02

Please give me a

10:04

chance. My partner is

10:06

your former teammate in college and

10:08

the NFL, Jason, and our team

10:11

name, it's the Hazbins.

10:14

Oh, yeah, guys, one more thing. Even

10:16

though I am a Labat Blue guy,

10:19

I am already prepping for what

10:21

I'm anticipating the beer being at

10:24

the beer bowl. It's

10:26

delicious, by the way. Dude,

10:30

that's a hell of a video. Hell of

10:32

a video. Damn it, man. When you're

10:34

sending a video like that, dude, you cannot

10:37

love Ross, man. What a guy, don't you?

10:39

Fuck. And now I want to play beer

10:41

pong with him. He's

10:43

always been a great dude. Obviously, I've

10:46

known him as a football player growing up. But

10:48

him being in the media and everything now, it's

10:50

been cool to kind of have combos here and

10:52

there with some men. But this is awesome, man,

10:54

for him to even send in a video and

10:56

be a part of it. And clearly, they have

10:59

the drinking prowess. You saw it from the

11:02

trophy he was holding, which is obviously only him and

11:04

his friends. But that's good enough. Connor

11:06

Baldwin and I, I think, are undefeated in

11:08

beer bowl. You know this, Travis. We

11:12

are a dynamic beer bowl. Beer pong? Not as much,

11:14

but beer ball. Beer

11:17

ball. Sorry, did I say beer ball? You

11:20

are probably the number one beer

11:22

ball player

11:24

I've ever seen in my life. I haven't seen a lot of

11:27

beer ball. But that was your fucking

11:29

game. That was it. I got the

11:31

technique down. It's impressive. This is

11:33

the question. Do we

11:35

limit it to regular,

11:38

everyday people? Or do we include

11:41

superstars? Let's just call it what

11:43

it is. Ross Tucker and Connor

11:45

Brown are superstars. I think it's

11:47

unfair if we don't. And

11:50

I think it's unfair if we

11:52

do. That's such a good question.

11:54

I think it's fun if it's

11:57

just the 92%. But

11:59

I do think it's. It's fun if we

12:01

have some sort of like

12:03

one-off, like, oh, if

12:05

Ross and Connor are like in

12:08

on this thing, like maybe you

12:11

have to compete against them in

12:13

a contest. I think Jason kind

12:15

of proved that NFL drinkers outweighing

12:17

regular like civilians. It's weight classes.

12:19

It's weight classes. That's what I'm

12:21

saying. We talked about this with

12:23

Bruce Lee and Muhammad

12:25

Ali. We did, but some

12:27

guys can just drink. Like

12:29

the, like, I feel like

12:31

that argument is like combated

12:35

with the person that just

12:37

won the hot dog eating contest. Maybe.

12:41

The weight eating contest. You know what

12:43

I mean? Like weight class in that regard

12:45

isn't that's because it's always the skinnier person

12:47

that wins those events. I mean, this is

12:49

essentially what we're doing too. You have the

12:51

Olympics hat on your head. The Olympics used

12:53

to be only for amateur athletes. Yeah. Yeah.

12:56

And so, you know, professionals were not allowed to participate. Ross

12:59

a Labatt blue guy is a

13:01

professional beer drinker, right? Professional. Can

13:03

we open it to professional drinkers

13:06

or do we leave it a simply

13:08

amateur event that celebrates drinkers

13:10

across this country? Mainly

13:13

in Philadelphia and Kansas City are probably the biggest

13:15

two contributors, but we'll say across

13:17

the country. That's pretty, it's pretty national now. Having

13:19

a guy like Ross and Connor, even at the

13:22

event would be amazing. To have

13:24

him in it would be electric. Those

13:27

are two massive human beings or

13:29

at least they were at one point. So,

13:31

it's like they're still bigger than most. They're

13:33

still bigger than most. I think Connor's around

13:35

230. I think Ross may might be

13:37

he's around that too. Maybe a little less, a little

13:40

more. I don't know. He's they they fluctuate in

13:42

that like lighter tight end bodies

13:45

now. What are you? You are heavier tight end right

13:48

now or what? I mean, I'm 270. I've been

13:50

fluctuated between 270. 275

13:53

and 280 is what I've been fluctuating between. You

13:55

gotta get it down, coach. You gotta get it down. I'm

13:58

good. I'm feeling pretty good. No, I

14:00

just saw you run a 5k

14:02

you need to get that thing down. I'm still

14:04

295 when I started the diet. There's

14:10

some way we can incorporate big

14:12

Ross encounter into the games. I

14:15

think it is also we'll find a way

14:17

to incorporate everybody though, because it's easy. It's

14:19

all just about having fun. Yeah, but

14:22

Ross unbelievable video. Thank you. That fucking

14:24

made my day. For those of you

14:26

that submitted your entries, we just want

14:28

to thank you. Obviously, the

14:30

beer bowl doesn't exist without you. Yeah. So I

14:32

think it's I think it's about time we should

14:35

probably tell the 92 percenters the

14:37

truth of the beer bowl. Unfortunately,

14:39

I will not be attending this

14:42

year. Yeah. Yeah. I love

14:44

you, 92 percenters. But I got a

14:46

lot of shit I'm doing right now.

14:49

And unfortunately, when we kind

14:51

of timed up this this

14:53

calendar, I was I wasn't

14:55

aware that we were going to do the beer

14:58

bowl this weekend. Well, it's always attached to the

15:00

Eagles autism. It's always the it's

15:02

always the last one. It's the Wednesday before July 4th. But

15:04

that's fine. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah,

15:06

because everybody knows that. And that

15:08

means that I scheduled some things

15:11

that I can't necessarily back out of. So

15:15

I am I'm telling you

15:17

guys this that Jason

15:20

will be there. Obviously, he's always

15:22

there. But there will be a good.

15:24

Yeah, there will be another Kelsey

15:27

stepping up in my place that

15:29

honestly will probably be 10 times

15:31

better than any episode

15:33

or any beer bowl that ever

15:35

comes around again. And they will

15:37

probably take my place on New

15:40

Heights forever. So Kylie Kelsey will

15:42

be hosting beer bowl with Jason

15:44

down at the shore. And

15:47

Kylie, you can't back out. I just said this.

15:49

I don't even know if you're available. But if you are

15:51

that idea, I'm telling you, it would be no. I'm

15:55

just I think this would be awesome. I'm just throwing

15:57

it out there because I can't I can't. This

16:00

is my way of making things better

16:02

and just you got it. Kai. You

16:07

got it. All right. We'll see. Maybe she'll do it. I

16:09

don't know. She's not. Yeah, she would definitely be great at

16:11

it. We got to get this thing live stream so I

16:14

can I can watch it as as

16:16

this thing goes. Maybe I ask her

16:18

today on Father's Day. She can't say no on

16:20

Father's Day. You

16:23

know, just ask and just tell

16:25

why to ask her. That's

16:27

the way to go. All right. All right.

16:30

I'll get on that. I think why I bought a poll of

16:32

favor for me. But I wish I

16:34

was I wish I was there. Obviously, from

16:36

now on, I'll never schedule anything on a

16:38

Wednesday before July 4th ever again. Love

16:41

you, 92 percent. But I know you guys will have

16:43

absolute blast with it without me. And somebody's walking away

16:45

with $50,000. There

16:50

we go. In a gold cup. Yeah, if you submitted

16:52

your video and you don't get in, just blame Intermbran.

16:54

And that's it's all his fault. All

16:56

right. Now let's move on to fan mentions

16:58

of the week. Jason has to race a

17:00

dog. That's right. He's talking shit about those

17:03

little tiny leg animals last

17:05

week. The little wiener dogs and

17:07

Tanya Maro, our Crown Royal Ray

17:09

is a glass winner from last

17:11

week called Jason out on Twitter.

17:14

That's right. What an honor to

17:16

be mentioned on the podcast challenge.

17:18

Question mark, how about a race

17:20

between Jason Kelsey and her dog

17:22

Louie? Let's see if you

17:24

can outrun those tiny legs. And endless

17:26

energy. Make it

17:28

happen in Texas or Philly. So she's she's

17:31

down to travel with that little thing. Those

17:33

little dash counts, dash counts, the old dash

17:35

count derby. I think I think it is

17:37

Dachshund. I don't know why. I

17:40

didn't know if there's a different way these

17:42

things were spelled. But yeah, Dachshund, everybody pointed

17:44

that out to me on Twitter last week. First of

17:46

all, I'll beat the fuck out of Louie.

17:49

Very complicated. Hey, calm down. Calm

17:51

down there. How far are we

17:53

racing? Let me see this thing. I'm

18:01

murdering that thing. I'm murdering it. Dude.

18:04

Let's go. Let's do it. 40 yards.

18:07

How far are we going? Because that thing

18:09

was that was a good start. That was

18:11

maybe 15 yards right there. I know. But

18:14

it's got to be 15 yards. It might be

18:16

able to keep up anything over 10 yard

18:18

15. I think I've

18:20

been at 15. It's got a good

18:22

get off. Anything with short legs short little stubby

18:24

legs. It's gonna have a little quick, little

18:27

quick get off. That's why you are

18:29

you're that's like me versus you really you're

18:31

the Doc's office. So

18:33

you think you think you can beat it in like 20 yard

18:35

15. What about a 10? I mean, I

18:38

think I'll beat it in anything because I just

18:41

think I'm faster than Louie. But I think a 20 I

18:43

think 20 yards feels about right. 15. We got to go

18:46

15. 1515. It has a chance is what

18:50

you're saying. So we need to give it a chance. Why do we

18:52

have to give it a chance? Because you're

18:54

a fucking human. What does that have to

18:56

do with anything? Why does the dog get

18:58

to determine the length of the race? Because

19:00

I don't want it to just be you

19:02

beating a dog. I want it to be

19:04

a fucking good race. Okay, well, as humans,

19:06

what do we determine as being the fastest

19:09

human on the planet? Usain Bolt. Yeah, 100 meters.

19:11

So why would we go to 15 yards? That's

19:13

not the fastest. That's not you're not

19:16

even getting the top end speed at 15 yards.

19:18

Top end speed is reached like, well, it's close to

19:20

1515 to 20 yards is

19:24

like really when you're at your max. Yeah. So

19:26

like, what are we if we're never hitting

19:28

the top end speed, we're not even we're just

19:30

seeing who has a faster get off because it

19:32

has to it has to be it has to

19:34

be the top end speed for a Dachshund to

19:37

what Dachshunds are reaching top end wake faster. That's what

19:39

I'm saying. I don't know. But if it gets to

19:41

go to top end, I never get to go to

19:43

my top end. How the heck is that seeing which

19:45

one's faster? Because it's 15 yards. I think it's gonna

19:47

be further than 15. I think 15 is a perfect

19:50

number. We're gonna do another Twitter poll. We're gonna let 90% of

19:52

the term how far this

19:55

race is. We're gonna do either

19:57

15 yards at the docks. race

20:00

whatever we just watched on

20:02

that video right there whatever that distance was. I think

20:04

you're right it looked about 15 yards it looked about

20:06

15. 15 to 20 it might

20:08

have been 20. Well let's say this

20:10

we'll do 20 yards the Dachshund's race was 20

20:12

yards the international football race

20:15

is 40 yards and the

20:17

third choice will be 100 yards even though it's 100

20:19

meters were American so we'll do 100 yards. So

20:23

those are the three choices Twitter you guys can

20:25

decide how far I'm racing this Dachshund. It's definitely

20:27

gonna have to happen in Philly because I'm not

20:29

going to Texas to race at Dachshund. You're gonna

20:31

fucking smoke this dog. Yeah of course I am.

20:34

I'm gonna put my cleats on and

20:36

I'm gonna freaking dust this thing. Little

20:39

short stumpy legs. The best time to do this might

20:41

be during the short week maybe this is something we

20:43

can do as a attachment

20:46

to the festivities

20:49

down the shore. There you go.

20:51

Dachshund race. Challenge accepted coach

20:53

Morrow. It's final mention

20:55

of this week Jason

20:58

who started shit on Twitter

21:00

yet again. He's a... Did

21:03

I? Yes you are a pro at doing this you've

21:05

actually been a pro for a long long time stepped

21:07

away from Twitter because it got a

21:10

little too wild and now you're back at

21:12

it. You're back at it just stirring the

21:14

pot. We're here. There's a

21:16

lot of xenon fans out there who are not

21:18

happy Jason said the movie sucked. I didn't say

21:20

it sucked I just said next. And then admitted

21:23

to never even seeing it. I'm

21:27

gonna be honest the only thing

21:29

I know about xenon is this

21:31

picture that they put on the

21:34

rundown which is right here we'll show right now.

21:36

I judge the movie solely off of that picture

21:38

and I feel strong in that judgment. There's

21:41

no way that's a good movie. It's actually a decent

21:43

it's actually pretty. You remember this? Yeah

21:45

I'm pretty sure it was like in like a

21:48

spaceship and everything. I hope I'm right I could

21:50

be wrong. I mean based on the picture it

21:52

looks like a spaceship movie. So you liked it.

21:54

I remember now hating it. Do you

21:56

remember the plot? Nope. I really don't

21:59

even remember the plot. of break. Brink

22:03

team pub and subs. Gosh, what was

22:05

there's like another group, the league,

22:07

the leadest kids and team pub and sub

22:09

is like the rag tab group of like

22:11

just friends. versus

22:14

global team. Well, they're basically saying like, you

22:17

should compete for love

22:19

of sport and your friends and

22:22

community as opposed to like selling out to

22:24

like big conglomerates and be

22:28

all just about winning. It's not what

22:30

the media sports is. I think that's essentially what

22:32

brings about zina girl

22:34

of the 21st century. I just

22:38

I think there's a 0% chance I like this movie.

22:41

But I do feel

22:43

a little bit responsible

22:45

to at least view it. So

22:48

I guess I guess I'll watch this. I'll probably watch

22:50

it with Wyatt. I think why it might

22:52

like it. Nice. Yeah. That's what I do

22:54

for a little xenon girl of

22:56

the 21st century with with

22:59

why with baby why I see what why thinks

23:01

of it. All right, we're gonna give it we're

23:03

gonna give it a gander and I'll get back

23:05

to you on whether it's good or bad. But

23:07

I mean, I just think based on the cover,

23:10

there's a 0% chance you guys erase it don't

23:12

even look at the cover. Don't even erase the

23:14

whole negative thought process. They're like in full pink,

23:17

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27:01

Are we? We're footballers, Jason, not

27:03

so much anymore. But once a footballer,

27:05

always a footballer, I believe it. And

27:08

yeah, maybe we talk a little at

27:10

least mini camp because that's

27:12

over. Yeah, that just ended this weekend.

27:14

It was fun. It was always fun.

27:16

Do a couple of days of competing

27:20

and then run a quick conditioning test or

27:22

at least get introduced to what the conditioning

27:24

test might be at a training

27:27

camp. What is your guys conditioning test?

27:29

It initially was half gasser. Yeah,

27:32

15 half gases. 15 is a lot. Yeah,

27:35

it's a lot of running. It is. It's

27:37

really not that much when you think about it. Like you should be able to

27:39

do 15. I mean, they're all

27:41

timed. They're all timed. So I guess we'll

27:44

say conditioning tests are really there for the

27:46

most part, not to see if you're in

27:48

shape. It's more to see if they're worried

27:50

that you're going to die. It's more of a

27:52

liability thing for the teams. They just want to make

27:54

sure you haven't done nothing and

27:56

that you won't have a heat stroke out

27:58

on the field. It's a good point. This

28:00

is a good point. So 15 is a

28:02

good test. It's not that much. You're crazy

28:05

But it's a lot what you wouldn't be able to go

28:07

out there and run 20

28:10

seconds I could do it,

28:13

but I'm also an offensive lineman. They don't make me do it

28:15

That was the one nice thing about being the lightest offensive lineman

28:17

I just had to do the offensive lineman conditioning

28:20

test Which is usually less than what the other

28:22

guy or at least slower time. So I'm like

28:24

coasting not nanny reeds can't I would always just

28:26

Try and win all of them in purpose though

28:29

It was all we did a striders for

28:31

the most part. Let's not conditioning the last few

28:33

years We had 60 yard shuttles incorporated into it.

28:35

I'm actually better on the shuttles because you know

28:37

me I'm good at turns I know how to

28:39

turn great Turner Said

28:42

hockey do I'm telling you it's hockey.

28:44

This guy can bend hockey stops

28:46

because you got when you stop in hockey

28:49

You know, how do you cross over? You know how to

28:51

use both feet when you're turning and I

28:53

feel like most people that just run you only

28:55

think about using your outside And

28:58

it's just not how it happens Well, a lot of

29:00

guys believe it or not don't have the ankle flexion

29:02

to get that inside foot at the right angle

29:05

Is that what you think it is? I just think

29:07

it's because they've never been talking about Gumby and how

29:09

I'm always able to move around this good ankle flexion

29:12

Yeah, my knees and ankles are on the enemy I

29:14

think the angle flexion is part of any hip flexibilities

29:16

to like being able to sink your hips into a

29:18

turn Properly and not have to like

29:20

bend at the waist. Yeah, I think also it's

29:22

the hockey Most hockey players

29:25

I know Use both

29:27

legs when stopping and turning more

29:30

efficiently than people that never skated but yeah Yeah,

29:32

we had like six seconds around 40 yards for

29:34

our conditioning test. It was a joke. I would

29:36

still run them full speed though Oh,

29:40

should we say what a half gasser is

29:42

it's across the field. It's Side-by-side

29:45

line which which essentially

29:47

is 50 yards and back. Yeah, there's

29:49

a 2.5. Yeah, it's a little bit over

29:51

I didn't wanna I did something like that.

29:53

Yeah cross the field back the turn really

29:55

sets it Like if you just ran a

29:57

hundred yards It'd be like

29:59

coaster, but that turn halfway through is it's like

30:03

stop stopping and half having a

30:05

restart after like 10 10 sec

30:09

like the not 10

30:11

seconds well essentially there's 10 seconds to go down

30:13

and back but 10

30:16

seconds there 10 seconds back I'm getting

30:18

way too into this all right so

30:20

a half gasser is down and back

30:22

and my group the like middle skill

30:25

like the linebacker they call him big

30:27

skill there you go big

30:29

skill tight ends running backs quarterbacks the

30:32

running backs running backs are skill

30:34

are they yeah so this

30:36

is linebackers all right yeah so

30:39

linebackers tight ends

30:42

quarterbacks what about outside

30:44

backers those are big no those are those

30:46

are big guys backers are backers backers are

30:48

backers and then special

30:50

especially with us got it yeah we

30:52

run 18 seconds down and back

30:55

you got to make it across the line in

30:57

18 seconds I mean it's it's a brisk it's

30:59

a brisk pace you do that 15 times after

31:01

about eight that's really when it sets in that's

31:04

when you start this when your mind starts to

31:06

gotta go like man I

31:08

wish I was fucking what a

31:10

random more wish I was

31:13

fucking god damn it it's really like there's

31:15

there's the first two where the first two

31:18

is like god I gotta get geared up

31:20

here then after two you're like all right

31:22

huh I'm coasting I got this shit in

31:24

the bag and then right around eight or

31:26

ten you're like god damn I got fucking

31:28

six more of these motherfuckers just

31:31

one at a time just one at a time at a time deep

31:33

rest time stand up big catch the

31:35

air up high don't bend over yep

31:38

and then you got to get out of that turn

31:40

though you got to hit that you got to hit

31:42

that line and you got to get out of that

31:44

turn get a good five five to six steps of

31:46

just a quick burst and then you

31:48

can just stride that thing out from that point

31:50

on the key to the half gasser is the

31:52

start in the turn get out

31:55

to a good start coast good turn coast

31:57

you try to run that whole thing full

31:59

speed You're not making 15. Yeah,

32:02

if you don't run it fast enough, you're out after

32:04

one. You got to redo it again tomorrow. I

32:08

can hate to see it. No tap outs for us. Mini

32:10

camp was good, though. You guys got a lot of accomplish.

32:12

You guys also had a bunch of rookies in camp, a

32:14

lot of rookie receivers. You had

32:16

some draft pick tight end. That's

32:19

right. Jared Wiley. Yeah, Jared. JY.

32:22

You had a quote on the 2024 fourth round pick. He's

32:25

got a big upside, comfortable, smart guy. He's

32:27

a lot further along than I was as

32:30

a rookie. That's a lot. What

32:33

do you mean further along?

32:35

I guess when I was coming in, I

32:39

kind of had to like rethink this

32:41

after I said it after the interview. And

32:43

it's just where I have a completely different

32:45

offense. I had a

32:47

completely different offense when I came in than

32:50

he did. And I

32:52

think my skill set obviously is

32:55

for this type of offense that I'm in now, more

32:59

so than the run

33:01

first type offense that we had with Jamal Charles when

33:04

I first got into the league. And

33:06

that being said, I see

33:08

a lot in Wiley, Jared,

33:11

that suits this offense way better

33:13

than I suited the offense that I was in

33:16

when I first got here. And that's kind of

33:18

how I initially feel. I'm

33:20

like, man, he's light years. He's

33:22

making way more plays. He's

33:25

way more comfortable in how

33:27

he's running routes,

33:30

how he's seeing the field. And

33:32

I think that's a test to how smart

33:34

he is. And I

33:36

think he's got a good feel of feeling

33:38

voids and being open. And then on top

33:41

of that, you put the

33:43

ball anywhere in his vicinity. He's making the

33:45

catch. He's got great hands. He's a big

33:47

guy. He's go up and catch the ball

33:49

over his head. That

33:52

is, if you throw him a jump ball, you can go and get

33:54

it. If you throw it on the ground or by his toes, he

33:56

can go and get it. So

33:58

you just see a lot of upside and a lot of... of

34:00

opportunities for him to, you know, at least

34:02

be accountable in the receiving game. And

34:05

then we'll slowly start to find out when we

34:07

got pads on everything you could do in the

34:09

run game and on the perimeter, in

34:11

terms of blocking and really turn into

34:13

a Swiss army knife, like the tight

34:16

end position is used. Absolutely. You guys

34:18

also have Pat Mahone trying to learn

34:20

a knuckleball, which, let's be

34:22

honest, if he's trying to learn a knuckleball, this

34:24

has nothing to do with being a better quarterback, because

34:27

nobody wants to catch that. He just, I think got

34:29

inspired by watching the Padres, Waldron dude

34:31

who has a nice one, apparently. Yeah,

34:33

this is him throwing one, which this

34:37

is why it's fun doing stupid stuff like

34:39

this, right? Just remember, you're still out there

34:42

playing a game. Yeah, you

34:44

got to keep it lighthearted. All right. Doing shit

34:46

like this is always a good time. Throwing

34:50

back, throwing behind the back passes, doing a

34:53

whole bunch of just stuff

34:55

you would in the backyard playing and

34:57

playing with your boys as

35:00

a kid, you know? Do you think diva

35:02

coordinators are seeing this and like wondering

35:04

if they have to get nobody

35:07

and Pat wouldn't even think about throwing

35:10

a knuckleball on purpose. There's

35:13

a few of them that it just happened.

35:15

Yeah. And if you if you

35:17

throw it with the right spin rate,

35:19

you have wind to it. It'll, it'll

35:22

knock on you a little bit now. And that

35:24

way it turns from this catch. It just turns

35:26

the light, get it to

35:29

the body, find a way to get

35:31

it to the body. Dude, I was running

35:33

a little like 10 yard

35:35

out route and warmups before the fourth preseason game.

35:38

Cause I was bored one year when Carson was

35:40

a quarterback, he threw a

35:42

ball and dude, I don't

35:44

know if it's the spin it had or if what you're saying, the wind kind

35:46

of was taking it, but

35:51

it felt like that thing was like, it

35:53

wasn't like it was like a full knuckle, like moving all

35:55

over. It just was like almost like

35:58

it had a little like snake. weak

36:00

to it. It had such a vicious

36:02

spiral that it was like

36:04

almost like wobbling as it was

36:07

coming to me. If that makes

36:09

sense. Yeah, that's 100% Pat

36:11

has that ball. He has the splitter. He

36:14

has this sometimes it'll just fucking dive

36:16

on you. Do you know the moment

36:19

it's like in the air which one

36:21

it is potentially or is the wind

36:23

the dynamic? No, no, you can tell

36:26

sometimes how it comes off the hand that it's

36:28

going to be just a little bit funky. It's like

36:31

oh, I'm not going to go at this with just my

36:33

hands. I'm gonna go with this with my body because it's

36:35

a little bit more of a wild card. Yeah. And the

36:37

hard ones are the ones

36:39

where it's like a timing throw and you don't necessarily

36:41

see it come out of his hand you see it

36:43

like halfway to you already coming to

36:45

you. Yeah. And you just got to kind of

36:47

like just got to make it right. Another

36:50

big thing at minicamp was our

36:52

man Chris Jones, the fan of

36:54

the show had some outstanding. Don't

36:56

call Jones. Don't call Jones double

36:59

burning it. Kids don't

37:01

go out here double

37:04

burning your teachers, adults.

37:06

You can you can double bird your friends.

37:09

That's fun. It's got to be the right

37:11

situation. Don't double bird any strangers. It's not

37:13

cool, man. Well, I mean, if they deserve

37:15

it, they deserve it. But let's reserve it

37:17

for deserving people. Don't

37:20

just whip them out out

37:22

of nowhere. Yeah, man, you

37:24

can't. Chris Jones on the

37:26

Chiefs bringing back the entire defensive line. They graded

37:28

my owner and F I got two middle fingers

37:30

for them. He's an A plus in my book.

37:32

The funniest part about this is he is double

37:35

birding his friends. He's a double birding all of

37:37

his teammates. That was pretty good.

37:39

That's pretty good. I love it. I think

37:47

it's great. It's also good that Chris

37:49

is now back in good graces after the holdout

37:52

from last year. Obviously things are going great

37:55

with the defensive line and it seems like

37:57

everybody with the Chiefs, everybody's happy with their

37:59

current situation. teams. Everybody

38:01

is and and everybody was

38:03

happy last year. Obviously we went and Chris

38:06

probably wished it played

38:08

out a little bit different but we're it

38:10

worked out well. He won a Super Bowl and got

38:13

his contract. It's fine. Exactly. Everybody

38:15

was still excited to go to work every

38:17

single day. Like I hope everyone

38:20

knows that it was business. You know, Chris is

38:22

a guy that when he's in the building, he's

38:25

the best player that you can have on your team.

38:27

And and that's why we love him, man. Well, he

38:29

was also asked about retirement. And

38:31

he said, once you begin thinking about things

38:33

like that, you get into feed the mind

38:36

those types of thoughts. He

38:38

said, I don't even want to take my mind to go that

38:40

far to the R word. We've got

38:42

more years. I don't know, though. Travis

38:45

is pretty fucking old. So I'm

38:47

only like three years older than you. Oh,

38:54

goodness. Yeah. Do you have any

38:56

responses to Chris

39:00

other than you guys are pretty much the same age? No,

39:03

we're not the same age. I'm three years. That's a

39:05

lot of years. Three years

39:07

in just like football world. I think he's 35

39:10

this year. So Chris was 32, 31.

39:13

No, Chris isn't even 30. Oh,

39:16

so he's you're quite a bit older than him. Yeah,

39:19

I'm probably five or six years older

39:21

than him. Like I have three more

39:24

years in the NFL room, which means

39:26

I stayed longer in college. I

39:29

don't know. I'm with him

39:31

on the I don't really even think about it until

39:35

somebody asked me about it. Yeah, so you're forced to

39:37

think about it. Let's

39:41

be honest. You you you think about it

39:43

sometimes during really hard times of your body.

39:45

You're like, man, how much longer can I

39:47

do this? But it's in passing.

39:49

It's not like it's more so it's not

39:51

like a legitimate thought. Yeah, it's a thought

39:53

that's like I love playing

39:55

this game at the highest

39:57

level possible and I love playing at it.

40:00

at a level where I know I can have a

40:04

bunch of success. I know I can still go

40:06

out there and Mossadude in the end zone. I

40:08

know I can go out there and

40:10

catch a flat route and turn it into a 15, 20 yard

40:12

gain and make a few

40:14

guys miss. The moment that I can't do

40:16

that, I think that's when

40:18

I'm just gonna be like, all right, what am

40:21

I doing this for? Like I get excitement out

40:23

of catching a ball, splitting a bunch

40:25

of defenders and getting a huge first down when

40:28

I was, nobody

40:30

expected me to do it. Or I

40:32

scored a huge touchdown in

40:34

a playoff game in

40:37

the fourth quarter when the team needed it the most. You

40:40

know what I mean? Like the moment that I can't

40:42

do that and I'm only, and

40:44

I'm playing it at an average or

40:46

a less of a successful level

40:48

that I am right now, I

40:51

think that's when I'm probably gonna call it quits. I mean, this

40:53

is ultimately what ended up being why I chose this to play.

40:55

I just don't think I could play it at the level that

40:57

I used to play it at, even

40:59

though people might disagree with that. I know it, because

41:01

I remember being out there last year not being able

41:03

to execute it the way I wanted to. But I

41:06

think he also talked about like the R

41:08

word and people starting to think about retirement.

41:10

I do think, I've heard this before,

41:12

like the moment you start thinking about retirement, you're

41:14

already retired or whatever. I was thinking about retirement

41:16

four years ago and I played for four years.

41:19

So I'm not buying that bullshit. I

41:21

think if you're even remotely

41:25

being honest with yourself, people

41:27

start thinking about this in the league

41:29

later in their career when it gets

41:31

harder to continue doing

41:33

it and your body, you're fighting your body more

41:36

and more to continue doing it. I was fighting

41:38

my body the first year I got in the

41:40

league. Yeah, yeah. Fighting my

41:42

body is just a part of the league, man. That's

41:45

not what's gonna chase me out of the National Football

41:48

League. Part of it. I think you

41:50

were very fortunate that you

41:52

were able to go

41:55

out on your terms and that's the goal. That's the

41:57

goal. If I can go out on my terms and

41:59

not have. something happened to my

42:01

body, like a big time

42:03

injury to where I have to step away. That's the

42:05

biggest goal in football to be able to

42:08

do it on my terms. Yeah, and I'm not there's two

42:10

parts of fighting your body. There's a fight in the body

42:12

to like get it ready to play

42:14

or to like deal with pain and stuff

42:16

like that. That's actually not the kind I'm

42:18

taking about. That's like, you'll

42:20

find this and this is when you're going to start knowing

42:22

it's whenever this time comes that you need to walk away.

42:25

It's the fight in your body to like you used to

42:27

be able to do something that like you can't do anymore.

42:30

And like that's when it's like, you're fighting

42:32

that to continue to get that back. And

42:34

I think that's when it's like, you

42:36

know, it starts to just become hard. So I

42:39

think bottom line is everybody

42:41

knows when it's time for them. For the

42:43

most part of me, I guess some guys come back. Actually, a

42:45

lot of guys come back. But I also think part of that's

42:47

because your body starts feeling really good when you're retired. But it's

42:52

pretty pretty amazing. When you're not playing football, how

42:54

much better you feel? So yeah, everybody will know

42:57

when it's time for them. Christian says you're playing

42:59

six more years. So

43:01

you'd be 40 going

43:04

on 41. I think I'd just be going on 40. Now

43:06

you'd be going on 41 because you're going on 35 right

43:08

now. You'd be 40. So I turned 35 this year. That's

43:10

a year. Yep. 36

43:18

next year. 37 year after that 38 year after that 39 year after that.

43:20

Nice. You're right. I

43:25

know. Well done. I know. I'm just I'm

43:28

math genius is my shit, man. You

43:31

got to use the fingers. Rain man. You

43:33

you've put me on a roulette table. I

43:35

will fucking make it rain. Good job. Good

43:38

job. He

43:42

was blackjack too. He was actually doing

43:44

real math. I just do speaking into

43:46

existence, man. All right, here we go.

43:48

Keep this thing moving. Last bit of

43:51

chief's news. We got our bowl

43:53

brings and it was

43:56

a fucking unbelievable night.

43:58

Congratulations. was

44:00

broadcast live everywhere

44:02

across the globe if you haven't caught

44:05

wind of who all was

44:07

watching. Nice, there we go. It was

44:09

a fun evening. It's

44:11

always good to see, you know, teammates that

44:14

aren't with you anymore. Got

44:16

to see my guy Nick Albright, Marquette is

44:18

about to scantling, who's up in Buffalo now.

44:22

Nikki's over in DC with the

44:24

commanders. It's

44:26

just, it's always, it's fun to just get

44:28

the, get the crew back together.

44:31

But honestly, I think Pat said it best

44:33

when we were on the field for

44:35

our last mini camp practice earlier that

44:38

day. He said, yeah, let's go enjoy

44:40

this evening, but let's put this thing,

44:44

put this thing in the rear view, man. Let's put

44:46

this in the almanac. Let's

44:49

keep this thing moving, man. We got a

44:51

lot we want to do and we're very

44:53

focused to keep our

44:55

eyes on the prize, but it was a fun

44:58

evening, man. It was a good deal. Well, it's

45:00

all family did an absolutely amazing job. The venue

45:02

was beautiful. The music was

45:04

awesome. And there were there were a

45:07

bunch of, it was cool to just

45:09

be around everybody in the organization under

45:12

one roof. It was cool. Well, let's

45:14

take a look at this bad boy.

45:16

They keep getting more and more just

45:19

abstentions. No, that's not a word.

45:21

That is sound like a word. Austin Taysh, thank

45:23

you, Brandon. 529 diamonds and 38 rubies

45:25

totals 14.8 carats for Marquise diamonds. Is that for

45:27

MVS? No. Marquise.

45:40

I'm trying to get my guy

45:42

Marquise. Four Marquise diamonds represent the

45:44

franchises for Lombardi trophies. The base

45:46

of the trophies are made from

45:48

19 custom cut baguette

45:50

diamonds, distinguishing the Chiefs as the first

45:52

team to win back to back Super

45:55

Bowls in 19 seasons. Has

45:58

the game winning Tom and Jerry play

46:00

on the inside. That's dope. Very, very

46:02

cool. Yeah. One major little goof

46:04

on the ring. Miami is listed

46:06

as the seven seed because it

46:08

has you all the games you guys had to

46:11

win to get there. Miami was actually the six

46:13

seed. I guess it just that's just the way

46:15

the ring is. Nobody's going to

46:17

get it fixed. I don't give a

46:19

shit. I like it that it's

46:21

that we didn't give a fuck about

46:23

what seed Miami. Yeah, there

46:26

were the seven. Who cares? They could have done

46:28

no seeds on the side of them. I would

46:30

have been fine. That's my thing. Yeah, I think

46:32

it makes it more unique. Like, oh, yeah, and

46:34

we we made it really detailed

46:36

and oops, we screwed up. Just

46:39

makes it more exclusive. Like something

46:41

we screwed up about something that

46:43

means nothing. So awesome design. I

46:45

do think that this looks cool. I like

46:48

the way it's in the football. You guys

46:50

have you three Super Bowl rings of the

46:52

three Super Bowl rings, which ring not which

46:55

one means the most as far

46:57

as like, like in your head, like

46:59

favorite one you have just aesthetically, which

47:02

of your Super Bowl rings is your favorite?

47:04

I mean, this one's pretty damn cool. This

47:06

one has just it's

47:09

massive. It has like the kind of like

47:11

the shape of the oval of the football

47:14

with like just diamonds going

47:16

around it. It feels like a championship ring

47:18

when you look at it. It's like damn

47:20

nothing feels and looks like a

47:22

championship ring. But I would probably say the one last

47:24

year was my favorite one. The

47:27

top of the ring comes off and

47:29

you can it has a class that

47:31

you can you can you can wear

47:33

it in different ways. And I think

47:36

if I would ever like wear the

47:38

rings out, in a sense or like

47:40

want to like represent that team or

47:42

that Super Bowl, I would probably wear

47:44

that class on a necklace before

47:46

I would wear that big fucking this

47:48

is my whole problem with Super Bowl

47:50

rings and what it's gotten to you

47:52

can't wear it. I fought so hard.

47:54

I fought so hard in

47:57

2018 after we won the Super Bowl. So

48:00

to get a ring that was just like

48:02

a big ring but a wearable ring

48:05

and I lost like it

48:08

was like me and like two other guys and

48:10

everybody was like nah. Put

48:13

as many diamonds on that motherfucker that they can fit

48:15

on it and I'm like dude. I told I went

48:17

up to Clark Hunt I was like dog we went

48:19

another one man you just I don't know how it

48:22

could get any bigger we're just gonna need a brass

48:24

knuckle of fucking the Super Bowl brass knuckle. I like

48:26

those old ones where it's just like a gold ring

48:28

it looks like almost like it's like a class ring

48:30

with a big ass ruby right in the middle of

48:33

it. I don't need. You talking about the Ray Finkel

48:35

ring? Yes I like that because I can wear that

48:37

every day. I cannot like well first of all I

48:39

can't wear mine because I lost it

48:41

in Chile but if I had it

48:43

I can't wear it like it's just it's

48:45

like rubs your other fingers. Ray Finkel was

48:47

the AFC Championship ring. Well this is another

48:49

question I have your guys do all of

48:51

your Super Bowl rings say world champion or

48:53

do some of them say Super Bowl champions?

48:55

What do you mean? So this

48:57

ring says world champion on the top instead

48:59

of Super Bowl champion. Yeah because we're world

49:02

fucking champion. I'm just can I she

49:04

I'm just asking you a question. What

49:06

you say what anybody else says about

49:08

the NFL not being in the world

49:11

and football being about the world and

49:13

playing up with the NFL is the

49:15

top premier league. I am not. Nobody

49:17

is beating the Super Bowl champions. I'm

49:19

not making that argument. I'm

49:24

asking a question of your three

49:26

Super Bowl rings. Do they all say world champions

49:28

or do they say Super Bowl champions? I'm just

49:30

wondering. I have no idea. Well the reason I'm

49:32

asking is because AFC was not

49:34

a part of the NFL right. They

49:37

were the AFL right. That's the

49:39

traditionally how the AFC came in right. Correct.

49:42

Before the Super Bowl it was just world champion and then

49:44

I think the Super Bowl got

49:47

confirmed into the NFL once the

49:49

NFC and AFC merged. So

49:51

it was like world champion still like a nod to

49:54

like the AFL like

49:57

rings. No I don't think so.

49:59

The just curious. Because I most

50:01

most people say Super Bowl

50:03

champion, right? I don't

50:05

think so because Lamar

50:08

Hunt was I think

50:10

on record Creating the name Super

50:12

Bowl. Oh nice. That's

50:14

dope It might not have been Lamar But it

50:16

was somebody in the hunt family or somebody in

50:18

the organization that all that like picks the idea

50:20

and everybody kind of was Like yeah that so

50:23

I'm way off. I don't know. It might be

50:25

it might be an underlying thing I don't think

50:27

I don't think the hunts are into

50:29

it like that No, I think they just

50:31

say world champion because we are the world champions

50:33

fair enough That's easy as that. There you

50:35

go. And in other news, I made

50:37

it to the super boring ceremony Yeah,

50:40

not in person but in spirit this

50:43

wonderful. What is it? Is it just

50:45

like a little? It's like

50:47

a little paperweight or something. Yeah, it's just

50:49

like a little figure. Yeah, it's cool.

50:51

I like it I like it. I don't know why

50:53

they Made it but

50:56

I like everything about it other

50:58

than me holding a Super Bowl

51:00

that I lost and it is like the death

51:03

of me but Other

51:05

than that, I think the whole thing is pretty

51:07

do did you get one for me? They said

51:09

yeah I said I got two you see

51:12

got one for me Yeah, I might

51:14

make it into like a Christmas ornament. That

51:16

thing would be cool looking from like a

51:18

tree There's nothing is happy to that big

51:20

sod. Yeah, I'm gonna put on a

51:22

tree I'm just gonna saw off my right arm It's

51:28

metal I'll saw it off.

51:30

They make they make jets that can cut metal. I'll

51:32

get it off. Okay, good. I'll take it over to

51:34

operation Breakthrough, they'll get it off for me. Don't

51:37

figure it out Who

51:39

or you switch it up instead of

51:41

the last year Super Bowl or two

51:43

or libv you get? Your

51:46

Super Bowl from there, but then it's like I earned

51:48

the other one, but I'm not I think I just

51:50

gonna saw it Yeah, or just add another high so

51:52

then it's just the bullshit bull 58

51:56

I like that the it first of all, this was a fuck

52:00

that that was such a fun moment. And I also

52:02

love that they kind of get a little nod to

52:04

buffalo with the maple

52:07

leaf as the happy trail. Just

52:09

right there. Just the belly button

52:11

hair. I mean, that's what your belly button hair looks

52:13

like. Is it? I got a maple leaf? Yeah.

52:17

All right. Well, now that I don't

52:19

have a Super Bowl ring, I guess that's the only bit

52:21

of Super Bowl lore

52:24

that I have in my house until I get

52:26

my ring mirror made. Jesus. I

52:28

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Swae should be. Because you don't matter. Swae should

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keep this thing moving. We actually

55:01

have some Eagles news too. The

55:03

Eagles are officially innocent. We're

55:06

innocent. The league announced Thursday that

55:08

the Eagles did not have contact with

55:11

then free agent Saquon Barkley

55:13

during the 52 hour legal

55:15

tampering period. That's right. Yeah,

55:18

I believe we did. I don't know who accused us.

55:21

I don't know who accused us. Might

55:23

have been the New York football giants.

55:26

After reviewing text messages, emails,

55:29

and other documents related to the

55:31

signing, the interviewing of Saquon Barkley,

55:34

general manager, Holly Roseman and head

55:36

coach, Nick Sirianni and Penn State

55:38

head coach, James Franklin, the NFL

55:41

found no evidence. The team violated

55:43

the tampering, the anti

55:45

tampering policy. Wonderful. That's right.

55:48

Yeah. If the quads

55:50

don't fit, you must acquit. There

55:52

you go. Very nice. How

55:54

thrilled would you be to have your text

55:56

messages received by the NFL? Mayor,

55:59

I mean. I don't have

56:01

like anything incriminating on there. Nothing

56:03

incriminating, but. But there's something vulnerable

56:06

about handing over a phone to

56:08

pretty much any entity. Anybody. Yeah.

56:11

And the reality is they already the government already

56:13

has it. They're watching everything we do.

56:17

True. Dude, I'm not watch away. Careful

56:21

what you say. I'm not doing

56:23

anything illegal. Obviously, of the jokes

56:25

that I have with my friends

56:27

and you would probably be the

56:29

most gas anybody could ever have.

56:31

But I'm not doing anything

56:33

illicit. But I listen, I am not

56:35

afraid to type anything into Google. That's

56:39

how I get more aware. Exactly.

56:47

It's exactly right. Safe search

56:49

off. I'm in there. I got I

56:51

want to see this shit. The Falcons were not

56:53

as fortunate as the Eagles though and 100% did

56:56

that shit and were found guilty

56:59

of tampering. Her cousin who

57:01

was who would have been the last

57:03

person I would have thought would have

57:06

been guilty for anything in life.

57:08

Well, let alone this. Kirk

57:10

is not guilty. The Falcons are guilty. Kirk can

57:12

do it every once. It's a good point. Yeah.

57:14

So the Falcons are the ones that are guilty

57:16

here. Yeah. The league found they

57:19

had improper contact with Kirk Cousins. R.L.

57:21

Mooney and Charlie Woener. Warner during the

57:23

52 hour legal tampering period Atlanta will

57:25

forfeit its 2025 fifth round

57:28

draft pick and pay a team

57:30

fine of $250,000 while general manager

57:32

Terry Fontenot will pay a $50,000

57:34

fine. So a bunch of slap

57:37

on the wrist and you get a franchise quarterback. Worth

57:39

it. Did we know

57:41

that cousins triggered? The

57:44

only weird thing is that they then wasted

57:46

another draft pick on another quarterback. Whatever.

57:49

Did we know that Kirk that

57:52

Kirk Cousins triggered this investigation himself?

57:55

I did not know that. Cousins

57:58

essentially admitted during the introductory. media conference

58:00

that he had contact with the Falcon

58:02

staff members before free agency officially began.

58:05

So he admitted it. He's unknowingly

58:08

incriminated himself. You

58:10

know, unknowingly incriminated himself. His team,

58:12

his team. This is how you

58:14

know that Kirk is such

58:19

a good dude. He's never

58:21

done anything like he doesn't

58:23

even know that he's even

58:25

doing something wrong. God

58:27

damn it, man. He's just so innocent, man.

58:30

Just such a great dude. He's

58:32

just wearing, he's wearing chains, shirtless

58:34

on planes, man. Anybody

58:36

else that has tried shenanigans is like, all right,

58:39

you don't, you don't, you don't

58:41

release information like this. I

58:43

just met him today. Actually talking, talking.

58:45

Yeah, we talked. We were having lunch.

58:47

What are you talking about? We talked

58:50

about your mom. I only

58:58

get one, your mom joke on Friday. You're

59:00

always ready to be incriminated when you've been

59:02

in the Kelsey house. Revealing any

59:08

information. Jason,

59:10

where were you Wednesday? Why are

59:12

you asking? I

59:16

don't remember. I forget. I get

59:18

hit in the head for a living. I don't even remember what

59:20

I did earlier today. You

59:22

expect me to remember Wednesday? Like the back of

59:24

my hand? You're insane. You're insane if you think

59:27

I have that kind of a memory. I

59:30

live life on instincts. Okay, I don't live,

59:32

I don't document things. Okay, in this brain.

59:34

I was hanging out with Eric. No,

59:36

I wasn't at Eric's house. I was hanging out with Eric. We were at the

59:38

park. No, I wasn't

59:41

at Fairfax. I was at

59:43

Canterbury. I'm going, I'm bobbing

59:45

and weaving. So

59:48

there's a question in here on the rundown that

59:50

says, how aware are players

59:52

of tampering rules? Not very aware

59:54

at all. Well, in the tampering

59:56

period is confusing. Because

59:59

like free agency, starts a certain day,

1:00:02

but the league has

1:00:04

moved to this tampering period. And I would

1:00:06

say that most players have no idea when

1:00:08

that tampering period starts. If

1:00:10

you're going to be a free agent, you just kind of

1:00:12

assume that people are going to start

1:00:14

calling you. And I would say

1:00:17

in all probability, the Falcons are not the only

1:00:19

team that reached out to Kirk Cousins during this

1:00:21

time frame. There are probably any team

1:00:23

that was interested in reaching out to him. Well, fucking

1:00:25

time out. Time out. They need to get fucking hit

1:00:27

too. It doesn't matter if you fucking hit him. If

1:00:29

you fucking get the guy, if you land the guy,

1:00:32

if you're hitting them up, yeah, if they're getting

1:00:34

my text messages, they better fucking hold

1:00:36

everybody fucking accountable here. But here's the

1:00:38

problem. Nobody accuses the teams that didn't

1:00:40

sign the player as the ones that

1:00:42

were tampering. Yeah, but if you're getting

1:00:44

emails and shit, yeah, I'm not buying

1:00:46

those and shit, you better fucking hold

1:00:48

everybody accountable. This happens every year. A

1:00:50

team loses a player and they accuse

1:00:52

other teams of tampering. And the reality

1:00:54

is that all of these

1:00:56

teams are reaching out to agents and

1:00:59

people before the tampering period

1:01:01

starts. I'm not believing that

1:01:03

any of this is first negotiated

1:01:05

on the spot. They want a

1:01:07

temporary period. There's no way in

1:01:10

hell how we got Saquon Barkley

1:01:12

to sign that contract. But

1:01:14

that was definitely not tampering. It's been confirmed. I

1:01:17

checked the text messages. They checked.

1:01:20

They checked the emails. They

1:01:23

checked the phone calls. Yeah. No

1:01:25

tampering. If the quads don't fit. Must

1:01:28

have quit. Jason, last bit of football

1:01:30

news. What we got? Yeah, we got

1:01:32

the wide receiver market just getting reset again.

1:01:34

Oh shit. That's

1:01:36

right. Justin Jefferson signed

1:01:38

a four year $140 million contract. I

1:01:42

should have been a wide out. I

1:01:45

should have learned to catch the

1:01:47

ball. So essentially the

1:01:49

wide receiver market has

1:01:52

surpassed the tackle market, which I think

1:01:54

tackles it was always around the

1:01:56

same, but now the wide receiver market is officially up there.

1:02:00

Jefferson signed a four year $140 million

1:02:02

contract to stay with Minnesota Vikings. Yeah,

1:02:04

what does that equate to four

1:02:08

for 140? 34? I think yeah,

1:02:10

sounds about right. Dude,

1:02:13

I think I'm just so good at fucking math. It's not

1:02:15

an equate to that exactly. Maybe it's 35. It's 35. No,

1:02:18

it's just 35. It's 35. Exactly. It has to be an even

1:02:20

number because it's 35. It's

1:02:27

35. 35. 140

1:02:29

divided by four is 35. Are you challenging me on this

1:02:31

one too? No, use your

1:02:34

fingers. You got it, dude. You got it. You got to go

1:02:36

all the way up to 140. One, two,

1:02:39

what's for 25? What's four times 25? Yeah. 100. So you add 40 to that.

1:02:42

That would be

1:02:51

140. I lost you with that. Yeah. 130 divided

1:02:53

by four is 35. That's all I know. I don't know

1:02:57

what math you're doing in your head. What?

1:02:59

125 or 25 times four. Where? Why are we

1:03:03

doing 25? Because that's the easy one.

1:03:05

That's the one you already know is a hundred. I

1:03:08

don't know where you're at. I'm just doing 140. Which 25 plus

1:03:10

10, 35. You do that four times.

1:03:14

It's 40. I'm

1:03:17

telling you, man, I'm brain man. You can't fucking get into my

1:03:19

mouth. So wait, time out. Are you still saying it's 34? Are

1:03:21

you now on 35? It's 35. 100%. You

1:03:26

do it your way. However you're getting there, you

1:03:28

keep getting there. 35. Five, five of

1:03:32

the top eight highest paid

1:03:34

non-quarterbacks are now wide receivers.

1:03:37

That is AJ Brown, Amman Ra,

1:03:39

St. Brown, Tyree Kill, Jay LaWaddle,

1:03:42

and CD Lamb and Jamar Chase are coming. Some

1:03:44

of these numbers are kind of like habits. Like last

1:03:47

year, there weren't any a lot. They're like a

1:03:49

lot of these receivers are now up like

1:03:51

as a percentage of the cap. Let's take the AJ

1:03:53

Brown. I love AJ Brown. Let's take the percentage of

1:03:55

the cap though. Tyree Kill signed

1:03:58

his four year contract two years ago. in

1:04:00

Miami? Yeah, it'd be

1:04:02

three at this day show. Yeah. He got a

1:04:04

30 million per year average when he signed that

1:04:06

deal. That is a higher

1:04:08

percentage of the salary cap than AJ Brown,

1:04:11

who's perceptively making more per year

1:04:13

because it's 32 million. So

1:04:16

like when that deal was done, it was taking

1:04:18

more away from the cap on

1:04:20

average, probably, depending on how it was structured.

1:04:22

Yeah. Justin Jefferson 35 million.

1:04:26

Again, that 30 million adjusted, it's probably about the

1:04:28

same. It's probably similar. I don't know. What was

1:04:30

the salary cap in 2022? We'd have to do

1:04:32

that. Anyways, I guess what

1:04:34

I'm getting at is all of these

1:04:36

numbers that continue to look like they're exponentially higher.

1:04:38

A lot of that is

1:04:40

due to the salary cap continuing to go up.

1:04:42

And it's the same thing with quarterbacks. Kirk Cousins

1:04:44

signs his deal. It's like, it's the biggest quarterback

1:04:46

contract in history. And it's like, well, if

1:04:49

you adjust it to like the percentage of what the

1:04:51

salary cap is, it's really not that much more than

1:04:53

what he should be getting. But like

1:04:55

when you look at it from that, so like,

1:04:57

I think sometimes these numbers you're throwing out there

1:04:59

and people just compare numbers to like previous years,

1:05:01

like it's like, and they kind

1:05:04

of, it's not completely accurate. But what is

1:05:06

accurate is that five of the top eight

1:05:08

highest paid non-quarterbacks are receivers. The receiver market

1:05:10

has gone up. And I would

1:05:13

say that that kind of started with you

1:05:16

guys, when you guys had Tyreke,

1:05:19

when you had MBS, and then who was

1:05:21

the other really fast guy? Who's the other

1:05:23

really fast guy? Maybe not

1:05:25

MBS. Who are the, you're talking about the

1:05:27

Legion of zoom. Yeah. We

1:05:29

are Tyreke, Sammy Watkins,

1:05:31

Sammy, Michael Hardman, Michael was another fast

1:05:33

one, but there's a third one that

1:05:35

was like really, really fast. It wasn't

1:05:38

Sammy. Sammy was really, really fast. All

1:05:41

right, Sammy. And then

1:05:43

DeMarcus Robinson. Am

1:05:45

I missing somebody? God damn, I've been

1:05:47

playing football for too long. I feel like

1:05:49

when that offense was so

1:05:52

explosive that the entire league put a

1:05:54

big emphasis on getting more speed. A

1:05:56

lot of that centered around Tyreke Hill

1:05:59

just solely. as a player. I

1:06:01

mean, change the game. People were looking

1:06:03

for the next Tyree Kill the moment he was

1:06:05

in Kansas City. Correct. It

1:06:07

feels like there's been a big push

1:06:09

to get star receivers because

1:06:12

the explosive offense that was generated by

1:06:15

the Kansas City Chiefs. I

1:06:17

don't know. Maybe I'm putting too much on

1:06:19

you guys. There's also been other I mean, obviously what's

1:06:21

happened in Miami with the amount of speed that like

1:06:24

me, Daniel, I forget whether it's McDaniel's or Dan's.

1:06:27

Mike McDaniel has accumulated down

1:06:29

there, you know, what they've done with Shanahan

1:06:31

and just getting really, really fast running backs

1:06:33

for him, Mostert and some of these guys.

1:06:37

So speed is at an all

1:06:39

time premium in the

1:06:41

NFL. Like I think probably never before, even though

1:06:43

speed has always been important. It is

1:06:46

a hot commodity. It feels like a modern day

1:06:48

NFL. Speed kills. AJ Brown

1:06:50

has got speed and size. A little bit dangerous.

1:06:52

I think that that has kind of shifted a

1:06:55

lot of teams to push to try and get

1:06:57

offenses that are in that bowl. Maybe that's just

1:06:59

my thinking on it. But

1:07:01

it feels like it's timed up with the

1:07:04

Legion of Zoom. Like when Seattle

1:07:06

won the Super Bowl, all of a sudden you saw

1:07:08

corners getting paid ridiculous money in DBs because they had

1:07:10

that the Legion of Doom, they had

1:07:12

the backfield with Chancellor in

1:07:15

freaking Byron Max. Everybody sees

1:07:17

what's successful and they want that on the

1:07:19

team. I hear you. I hear you.

1:07:22

I think Tyreek definitely started the

1:07:24

small fast guys get fucking paid

1:07:26

the most. He's

1:07:28

one of those guys that was like the

1:07:30

anomaly. Like before

1:07:32

Tyreek, you never saw a

1:07:34

really tiny, I want to say tiny because

1:07:36

he's not that small, but you

1:07:39

never saw a small receiver get

1:07:41

paid the most in the

1:07:43

league. It was always the Calvin Johnsons,

1:07:45

the Julio Joneses, the

1:07:47

AJ Greens. You know what I mean?

1:07:49

The more outside. The Tyreek guys, the

1:07:52

Randy Mosses. It

1:07:54

was just a different day and age and a different game.

1:07:56

Now you can do so much with receivers, you know, the

1:07:59

Jets, Swedes. the reverses, the end arounds,

1:08:01

the screens. Yeah, that's an interesting way

1:08:03

of looking at it. When

1:08:05

you're as good as Tyreek is, you can

1:08:08

do more essentially. AJ and Justin are definitely,

1:08:10

I mean, you can do all those gadgets

1:08:12

stuff with Justin Jefferson as well. But I

1:08:14

would say Jefferson and AJ

1:08:16

are pretty prototypical receiver.

1:08:19

Yes, right. Yes. I think that this is

1:08:21

an interesting point you're bringing up and maybe

1:08:24

it's you guys, but it's also the Shanahan

1:08:26

offense that utilizes a lot of those gadgetty

1:08:28

players within it, where Tyreek Hill

1:08:30

is a perfect piece for that, which is

1:08:33

why he's down there, Miami. And then, you

1:08:35

know, Jamie Waddell fits that mold, fits

1:08:39

that mold, all of those guys, I would

1:08:41

say they can do the traditional

1:08:43

receiver stuff. But they're also these

1:08:45

like quick, more like

1:08:48

Dachshund type receivers that

1:08:50

Okay, Dachshund. Yeah, yeah. They're more

1:08:52

Dachshund. Okay, Dachshund. In

1:08:55

their in their speed. So yeah, I think that's an

1:08:57

interesting take. And I think that makes a lot of

1:08:59

sense. All right. Let's get to some questions about building

1:09:02

rosters though, because traditionally, you're

1:09:04

building, I don't even know if that's traditional. Yeah,

1:09:07

how would you build a team? Typically, the way I've

1:09:09

thought about it is obviously, quarterback is number one, that's

1:09:11

the first thing you want. But

1:09:14

you build through the trenches, you have to

1:09:16

have a great offensive line, a great defensive

1:09:18

line, skill position players, after ever be

1:09:20

football's focal point. Yes, can't

1:09:22

tell me that you can

1:09:24

win without controlling that fucking

1:09:26

line. Here's in this way, I

1:09:29

like to say it to people is like

1:09:31

an offensive line in a defensive line, aren't

1:09:34

going to win you many games. But if you don't

1:09:36

have a good one, or a really

1:09:38

good one, they're gonna lose your games, there's going to

1:09:40

be games where you're going to not have that trench

1:09:42

battle one. And typically,

1:09:45

it's going to be an important time of

1:09:47

the year. I've seen a bunch of games

1:09:49

won by offensive line. That's right. I think

1:09:51

I think the ball is Yeah,

1:09:53

dude, ending the game with a ball in your

1:09:56

hand. That's how you win a football game. Yeah,

1:09:58

in the fourth quarter, if you're a But

1:10:00

typically that happens because the other trench is

1:10:02

so bad. But yes, yeah, dude, I've seen

1:10:05

it where it says battle battle for battle.

1:10:07

You're just fighting for three to four yards

1:10:09

a pop. When do you know we're running

1:10:11

it? All right. I'll give

1:10:13

it to you. I just think for the most

1:10:15

part, the reason you want a great offensive line,

1:10:18

offensive lineman can't make plays. I hear what you're

1:10:20

saying. Offensive line is a facility is a facilitator

1:10:22

for skill players to do their job.

1:10:24

Defense of line, maybe it's a little bit different

1:10:26

because they are making plays. They're getting sacks. They're

1:10:28

getting TFLs. They're doing a lot of things that

1:10:30

are stat driven. Offensive line

1:10:32

is more just a position of we

1:10:35

need to make sure that the skill person

1:10:37

has an opportunity to be

1:10:40

the player that they are. If you don't have a good

1:10:42

offensive line or good defensive line, you're

1:10:44

going to get exposed when you play good trench play.

1:10:47

And this is really like when you think

1:10:49

about like college football, like SEC football, big

1:10:51

10 football, these are the biggest

1:10:53

differences. Believe it or

1:10:55

not, there are great skill players in

1:10:57

at Mac schools.

1:11:00

There's great skill players in Pac

1:11:02

12 schools. There

1:11:05

are outstanding skill position players in all levels

1:11:07

of college football, even division three. There's

1:11:10

some great players that come out of Mount Union and stuff like that. But

1:11:13

where the real difference is quite

1:11:15

honestly is like the offensive line, defensive line.

1:11:18

It is harder to find those guys that can

1:11:21

compete at the SEC and big 10 level at

1:11:23

smaller schools. Which is why they just can't compete

1:11:25

when they get on the same field. If

1:11:27

you can't establish anything in the trench, you're going to

1:11:29

it's going to be really, really hard. You're right. I

1:11:32

think that, yeah, I think I think

1:11:34

Tyreek was really that first kind

1:11:37

of undersized receiver that got paid the

1:11:39

fucking buku bucks and not anybody can

1:11:41

get that kind of money. Yep. You're

1:11:44

only getting that money if you if you get that

1:11:46

opportunity to showcase your talent in that way. There's

1:11:49

a question on here. Does it make sense for

1:11:51

a position group other than quarterback to exceed 20%

1:11:53

of a team's cap?

1:11:55

I don't even know that it makes sense for a quarterback to

1:11:57

proceed because it's a 20%. It

1:12:00

is what it is. Yeah, my

1:12:02

point is I'm fine with them getting

1:12:05

more in dollars than 20% of the cap.

1:12:08

But if we're a good GM, we

1:12:10

should be structuring it so that it's not 20% of the cap.

1:12:12

Like there's ways to extend quarterbacks and kick

1:12:14

cans down the road. Like if you- Dude,

1:12:17

I can see it right now. I can't

1:12:19

wait for you to be a GM man.

1:12:22

I can't wait dude. I can

1:12:24

see it right now. Either way.

1:12:26

You're so fucking well thought out and this

1:12:28

kind of stuff, I can see it right

1:12:30

now, man. You would fucking thrive. Well, I

1:12:32

gotta learn from, I'm just gonna start studying

1:12:34

under Howie Roseman, school of Howie. Just keep,

1:12:36

just going there with fucking some, what's Howie's

1:12:38

deal? Is he like biscuits? Does he like,

1:12:40

you know, fucking- Are you trying to get

1:12:42

me to Ted Lasso, Howie Roseman? Dude, just

1:12:44

Ted Lasso and Ted, yeah, just going there.

1:12:46

Like, yeah, so what are you thinking on

1:12:48

this contract over who you got coming up?

1:12:51

That's funny, that's good. Oh

1:12:53

man, what is Howie? Howie, I

1:12:55

know he likes tequila. He's got his

1:12:58

tequila. No, that's, you can't do

1:13:00

that. Tequila's too hardcore. Well, I can't

1:13:02

do his tequila, but he likes tequila. You just

1:13:04

gotta go in there with like little treat of

1:13:06

like, what's the

1:13:09

sugar coated, like

1:13:11

frosted flakes stuff? I can picture

1:13:14

it. Puppy town, dude. Is it what it's

1:13:16

called? I'm pretty sure it's called puppy town.

1:13:19

Don't do that, Don't we? Dude, how do you think of

1:13:21

stuff like this? You're such a

1:13:23

like people person. You just know, your

1:13:25

gifts, all of it, like

1:13:28

you just are great at it. I don't know how you do this. Just

1:13:31

a little something that'll just brighten your day. Just

1:13:33

like, God damn it. Fucking had to

1:13:35

get off this call and now there's just like a puppy

1:13:37

challenge. I don't know how you do this. Figurine

1:13:40

delight. Well, I'll have to figure out how

1:13:43

I can coax Howie Roseman into teaching me

1:13:45

his general managing ways. Even

1:13:49

though I'll never probably do that, but that's, why

1:13:51

not? Just gotta learn. Why not, yeah, there

1:13:53

you go. Never say never. Since 2020, 27 Y receivers have

1:13:56

been picked in

1:13:58

the first round. I mean, it's, listen, it's

1:14:00

a passing league. It

1:14:02

is really, really hard. And now that Travis has

1:14:05

said this about shorter receivers, I have not thought

1:14:07

about it that way, but teams have found ways

1:14:09

to utilize these Swiss army knives as

1:14:13

integral pieces of their offense. Very

1:14:16

well said. And then outside receivers that win

1:14:18

one-on-one are always going to be high paid

1:14:21

because it's the hardest to

1:14:23

double a guy out on the outside. Like if

1:14:26

you want, if he can win that one-on-one matchup

1:14:28

and that's always there, it's very

1:14:30

difficult. That's in our favor. Yeah, it's good.

1:14:32

You got to do some creative things to

1:14:34

help that outside corner out. That's why corners

1:14:37

and wide receivers have always gotten paid big bucks.

1:14:39

Yeah, I think this is a trend that is going

1:14:42

to keep happening until defenses adjust and more

1:14:44

just is going to keep happening. We'll see.

1:14:47

These shorter receivers are, in a lot of ways are

1:14:49

being used as like by H-backs or like as like,

1:14:51

as like a quasi running back

1:14:53

on a lot of this stuff. So like, like

1:14:57

Tyree Gill is like somewhat of a

1:14:59

receiver, but he's kind of like an

1:15:01

H-back, like Deebo Samuel is kind of

1:15:03

like an in-between player and the receivers,

1:15:05

but they do other things as well.

1:15:08

What is of big value in the

1:15:10

NFL right now are these players that

1:15:12

do multi-things because the

1:15:14

league has become so... Creative.

1:15:18

Well, it's become so multi-offense. Like multiple

1:15:20

personnel is like, if you can go

1:15:22

out there with one personnel, and this

1:15:24

is why the San Francisco offense works

1:15:26

so well with Deebo Samuel and use

1:15:28

check. Don't forget to keep kiddo. Where

1:15:30

you have these pieces that can all

1:15:32

of a sudden, you can be an

1:15:34

11 personnel, you can be a 12

1:15:36

personnel, you can be in 21 personnel.

1:15:39

And you got to cover the whole fucking field.

1:15:41

Yeah, and you can run all of the plays

1:15:43

out of all of those different personnel where they

1:15:45

have, you maybe it's not as strong as being

1:15:47

in a legitimate form of it, but it's good

1:15:49

enough that like, it puts the defense in a

1:15:51

bind that, am I playing nickel, am I playing

1:15:53

base, am I playing big nickel, am I playing

1:15:55

man, am I playing zone? It

1:15:59

puts a stress. as to what offense

1:16:01

am I playing? Yeah. Let's

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I believe. You could use a time

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machine one time only. Where

1:16:31

would you go? The

1:16:33

old time machine question. Interesting.

1:16:36

Do you want to go first or do you want me to go first?

1:16:39

I mean, anytime I think of time machine,

1:16:41

I think of Marty McFly. Oh, there you go.

1:16:44

And I think of Doc. So it's- Back

1:16:46

to the future? Yeah, back to the future. So

1:16:48

if I were to create a

1:16:50

time machine or get in a time machine, I

1:16:53

would probably go back

1:16:55

to the future.

1:16:58

So you would go back in time, but you can't

1:17:00

go back to the future because you can only use

1:17:02

it one time. I don't even think I would go

1:17:04

back. I think I would go to the future. Yeah,

1:17:07

this is the question I'm asking. If you can only

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use it one time, does that mean you can't come

1:17:11

back? You're just stuck there. Just

1:17:13

answer it. I think it's just like if

1:17:15

you could use a time machine only one

1:17:17

time, where would you go? I would go light years

1:17:20

into the future just to see what ends up happening

1:17:22

in the future. Yeah, I mean, the future is nice.

1:17:24

I got to see what's happening in the future. I

1:17:27

really- I like- It's cool to

1:17:29

maybe see a dinosaur in person, but

1:17:31

at the same time, it's like I'm trying to see

1:17:33

what the fuck is going on in the future here.

1:17:36

Right, right, right, right. All right.

1:17:38

Like, do we all turn into computers? Because if

1:17:40

so, I want to get a head start on

1:17:42

that now. I

1:17:45

don't know. I feel like I can't go into the future

1:17:47

because even trying to relate to like kids coming up now,

1:17:49

it's like, man, I am. I

1:17:52

can't even think about kids 40 years from now.

1:17:54

This is going to be weird. Dude, what do you

1:17:56

mean? What's

1:17:59

the music going to be in front of you? 40 years, I'm gonna

1:18:01

be like, what the fuck is this? Hip hop in the 90s and

1:18:03

hip hop in the 80s, when it was done by like, dudes

1:18:06

that were living that life, it's

1:18:08

way different than like now, when it's like

1:18:11

auto tune renditions of like people,

1:18:13

like, and it's the same thing in country

1:18:15

music. If I hear one more country song,

1:18:17

that's like, I'm all, I got my boots

1:18:19

in my truck, going through the fields, like

1:18:21

what the fuck are we talking about? That's not country

1:18:24

music. That's not country

1:18:26

music. Put on some fucking Willie Nelson. I

1:18:28

am tired of country music and what

1:18:31

it has become. It is horseshit. Hore,

1:18:33

horseshit, whore. I like some of the country music coming

1:18:35

out. Listen, some of it sounds good. It's the same

1:18:38

thing with hip hops. It sounds good when you're like,

1:18:40

you're in a club. You a fan of Shaboozy? I'd

1:18:42

have to listen to it. I might've heard

1:18:44

it, but I like, Oh, you've heard it. It depends.

1:18:46

Like I can listen to modern country and I can

1:18:49

listen to like modern hip hop, When I'm like out

1:18:51

in the right. Shaboozy. When I'm out

1:18:53

in the right environment, but like listening

1:18:55

to it, to like really enjoy it, like

1:18:57

Willie Nelson, to me, like the

1:18:59

way he wrote songs, like Chris Stapleton, obviously

1:19:01

right now, shout out to. I

1:19:04

mean, he's just some. Yeah, he's unbelievable. That's what

1:19:06

I'm saying. That's a bang. When you're playing the

1:19:08

music and got a voice like that, that's forever.

1:19:10

Try it and true. Try it and true. Anyways,

1:19:13

let's get back to the note of question. Oh yeah. Oh

1:19:15

yeah. Time machine, where are you going? I

1:19:19

have my like tricky

1:19:21

way of answering this. Like the real

1:19:23

answer to this is you go to

1:19:25

the future when time travel

1:19:28

is invented, right?

1:19:30

So you travel to the future when time

1:19:32

travel is invented. So now you can time

1:19:34

travel whenever you want because

1:19:36

now it's invented. You go everywhere, yeah.

1:19:38

Then you go back in time to

1:19:41

when before it's invented,

1:19:43

kill the guy that invents it. So

1:19:46

now you're the only person that can time

1:19:48

travel and then you have unlimited time travel. Limited

1:19:51

time travel. And you're the only one who can

1:19:53

do it. So you got to leg up on everybody. Name

1:19:55

that machine, name that movie. Did I just steal

1:19:57

a movie pot? Instead of Google, it's Mughal, yeah.

1:20:00

I'll tell time machine right there, bro.

1:20:04

What do we got? The next one

1:20:06

is from s underscore h

1:20:08

a a c k. Whatever.

1:20:11

What Olympic sport would you be good at?

1:20:14

Can't be a sport you've ever played before. Me

1:20:16

and Jason have kind of been on this and

1:20:19

I've never actually played it. But

1:20:21

we both kind of been in on a dude. Let's

1:20:23

just let's just

1:20:25

go and see if we're good. God

1:20:29

damn it. I'm drawing a blank on what it's

1:20:31

called. So I'm a curling. Yes. Let's

1:20:34

let's just go and see how good we

1:20:36

are curling. Yeah. I mean, listen,

1:20:38

we're good at cornhole. We're good at beer

1:20:41

pong. Ouchie ball. We're good

1:20:43

at bocce. I just won. Actually I lost. I was

1:20:45

just playing bocce ball on the beach. We

1:20:48

got to get out on a curling. We just got

1:20:50

to see because I saw my

1:20:52

dad touch. Just yeah, I'm

1:20:54

a good. Jason Jason. Yeah. I

1:20:57

don't know how to sweep off them. But if when I

1:20:59

do it, it's it's good. Yeah. You're

1:21:01

tactical. You're tactical and you're brilliant. And I

1:21:04

think I think we'd be really

1:21:06

good at being like cheeky with

1:21:08

it. Like hitting certain. Yeah.

1:21:10

We're we're tacticians. That's what I'm saying. It's

1:21:12

the way we're wired. We get

1:21:15

our our understanding of angles like the

1:21:17

jet speed. Yeah. And like I just

1:21:19

feel like we kill it. I think

1:21:21

we'd also be good at like a

1:21:24

two man bobsled. I think it'd

1:21:28

be a good two man bobsled team. Neither

1:21:30

one of us can drive. I don't know if that's the best.

1:21:33

Yeah. We got the Ed Kelsey jeans there. Just

1:21:35

jerky. Just I can't get

1:21:38

in a car with dad.

1:21:47

Just like, are you not feeling what you're doing to

1:21:49

this fucking thing right now? I'm getting seasick. How

1:21:51

the fuck am I getting seasick? You

1:21:55

got to love how everyone looks

1:21:57

at their family members driving. man.

1:22:00

Everybody has like but then I found out

1:22:02

I'm the same way. I'm Kylie thinks I

1:22:04

drive the exact same way as pop. That's

1:22:07

what I'm saying. And I know for a

1:22:09

fact, everybody thinks that I drive like that.

1:22:11

So this forever. So I'm gonna say curling.

1:22:14

I'll double down on curling. Let's get on

1:22:16

on the ice. And I thought we got

1:22:18

another something we got to get on the

1:22:20

ice. So we're Winter Olympics guys. We're Winter

1:22:22

Olympics. Oh, 100% keep me out of the

1:22:24

heat. I'm out. Do we have a Summer

1:22:26

Olympic that we would maybe be good at?

1:22:28

There's a list here Brandon is compiled looking

1:22:31

by the Summer Olympics just seems so much

1:22:33

harder. Is he kind of be

1:22:36

more like handball?

1:22:38

We used to play handball in the backyard with dad dad used

1:22:40

to play handball. We were a big handball

1:22:42

team. I mean, technically you need to play handball in

1:22:45

a racquetball court, I think but we I

1:22:47

think we could do that we could do handball. I

1:22:49

mean, I have a shot. I

1:22:53

can't even throw a fucking baseball. Too

1:22:56

heavy for equestrian. Yeah, I

1:22:58

think Kylie could do field hockey fencing.

1:23:01

No, just looks weird. Beach volleyball. I'd

1:23:04

be the center. Oh,

1:23:08

I think we could do beach volleyball. Dude,

1:23:10

it's shoulders again. We're so I'm not doing

1:23:12

this badminton. You ever seen those

1:23:15

guys play badminton? How are they? That

1:23:17

you gotta be that's just fun to

1:23:19

watch. I like watching badminton badminton is

1:23:21

good. High level badminton play exciting. Let

1:23:23

me tell you. Yeah, dude, I don't

1:23:25

think we have I'm gonna we're gonna

1:23:27

have to watch the summer Olympics. Dude,

1:23:29

artistic swimming, also known as synchronized swimming.

1:23:32

You were saying you were on your male cadet. We

1:23:34

can both swim. I was a male cadet at high

1:23:36

school. Trav. I'm elegant.

1:23:39

Is unknowingly great dancer and he

1:23:41

can swim so you're probably great

1:23:43

dancers such a wild. It's

1:23:46

a very well known fact. Fucking

1:23:49

do dumbass dances. No, you know

1:23:51

why? Because

1:23:53

you're a great dancer. I think we'd make

1:23:55

a hell of artistic swimming team. All right.

1:23:57

I'm down. Say good night swimming. All right.

1:24:00

It's one of my favorite movie intros

1:24:02

of all time. Which one am I

1:24:04

thinking of? Is it based? No,

1:24:07

no. What movie? I know I

1:24:09

can picture the scene. Legendary. It's

1:24:12

not just that one. It's one of the

1:24:14

heats everywhere. He's got every

1:24:16

he does the whole like dancing

1:24:19

in the street with the entire like people

1:24:21

that are just minding their business and everybody

1:24:23

gets into the like the where those plays

1:24:26

felt and I'm like fuck god damn it. I

1:24:29

wish I was smarter. You know what I mean?

1:24:31

Like I just wish I was smarter. I could

1:24:33

go in the memory brain, pull out a file

1:24:35

of shit and actually talk about it. Fuck I

1:24:37

am the worst. Is it Austin Powers? Yes.

1:24:39

Yeah. Ding ding ding ding

1:24:41

ding. Just watch the opening

1:24:44

to Austin Powers and

1:24:46

you'll fucking know what I'm

1:24:49

talking about. It's

1:24:52

great. I got it now. I got it now.

1:24:55

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you guys next week. I

1:26:02

wish there was a

1:26:05

way I could like

1:26:07

reconfigure where everybody

1:26:09

was. Like I wish you were closer

1:26:12

to where the screen was. I have to look all the

1:26:14

way over here. This could all be fixed

1:26:16

if I just grabbed the fucking pelican as I'm walking out of

1:26:18

the door. All right. Grab

1:26:20

the what? Gosh, Jason, you don't get out of the

1:26:22

house. You wouldn't know. You see the pelican? Yeah,

1:26:24

the pelican. What's a pelican? What's a pelican?

1:26:27

A pelican is a bird

1:26:29

native to like

1:26:32

the equator. I would say it's roughly

1:26:34

you can see him

1:26:36

a lot in Miami. I think pelicans are

1:26:38

all over. They like to get their their

1:26:40

pink coat from the shrimp. You're

1:26:45

thinking of flamingos. Dammit, that is a

1:26:48

flamingo. What is a pelican? A pelican is a

1:26:50

pelican. Oh, a pelican. Yeah, pelicans

1:26:52

are everywhere. I know what the

1:26:54

bird pelican is, but what do you mean

1:26:56

you were going to grab a pelican leaving

1:26:58

the house? I can neither confirm nor deny

1:27:00

I said that, Jason. What did you say?

1:27:02

Okay, what did you say? I'm an idiot

1:27:04

is what I said, essentially.