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been there once. Where are your hosts? I'm Travis Kelles.

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show with 1S, 92%ers. As you know, we are here

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and the time is now. What are we here for?

1:11

Well, we're here for a good old rematch, rematch. The cheese

1:13

and eagles, baby. The fuck, why I wasn't I wasn't

1:16

I invited I invited. I invited. You got the

1:18

invite, you're here, you're here, you're here, you're, you're,

1:20

you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're here, you're,

1:22

you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're,

1:24

you're, you're, you're, you're, you're here, you're,

1:26

you're here, All right, should have been

1:28

here playing in the game. My knees don't

1:31

work in much real. So it works. Damn

1:33

it. I just want to have to just

1:35

drink hurricanes and hand grenades to forget

1:37

that I'm not playing the game. So

1:39

I can't want to have to think

1:42

about it all week. Watch out. Get

1:44

you kicked off the team. Why don't

1:46

you tell the people what we got

1:48

coming up, dude? Incredible. Incredible

1:50

episode for you guys. We're

1:53

going to eat the Travis's

1:55

thoughts on the Super Bowl.

1:57

Two incredible guests in Payton

2:00

and Elijah Manning, it's gonna

2:02

be a fun one. Can't

2:04

wait to get to you

2:06

guys. First, as always, new,

2:09

new news. Coming in hot. That's

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right, New Heights pod, one gold

2:13

again. Yeah. What we do, ladies

2:16

and gentlemen, we're just, we're excellent.

2:18

And when I say we, our

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production, yeah, they added this very

2:22

well. And I don't know how

2:25

they get good shit out of

2:27

us, but you guys love it.

2:29

And we appreciate you guys. New

2:31

Heights took the gold in the

2:34

best sports talk category in 2025

2:36

on the sports podcast awards.

2:38

Wow. Yeah. Gold medal, baby. Are

2:40

we even sports talk? I mean

2:43

we talk and we talk about

2:45

sports sometimes so yeah that counts right

2:47

I think that's what sports talk

2:50

is nice people listen to us

2:52

because of sports all right like

2:54

half of them nice well thank

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you guys over at the sports

2:58

podcast awards we accept your gold

3:00

we accept your gold we don't

3:02

we could do people deny gold

3:04

medals I might I know you would that's why

3:07

I'm what was But this one you

3:09

accept. Well, that's why I'm asking

3:11

what this thing looks like and

3:13

who's giving it to a sports

3:16

podcast awards. Best sports talk podcast

3:18

New Heights with Jason. I mean,

3:20

it seems like a legit award.

3:22

They have a cool logo. Sometimes

3:25

that's half of the battle right

3:27

there. I feel like all this stuff

3:29

is just like, they're just trying

3:31

to get us to tweet it

3:33

so that they can be affirmed

3:35

as an established. Well, it worked.

3:37

Travis is won the 2024 Walter

3:39

Peyton Man of the Year charity

3:41

challenge. Oh yeah. For those of

3:43

you that don't know the winner

3:45

of the Walter Peyton of your

3:47

charity challenge is decided on a

3:49

fan vote on X slash Twitter.

3:51

Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. This

3:53

is the second time winning this

3:55

award. Two time winner. Two time

3:57

winner. First time. First two time winner.

3:59

Am I the first to all in

4:02

the charity town? Nice. So in the

4:04

charity challenge, you are now the first

4:06

back-to-back winner in NFL history. The chiefs

4:08

are going to try and be the

4:10

first back-to-back-to-back Super Bowl winners. Okay, I

4:12

see where you're going. Which one is

4:15

more important? Back-to-back charity award winner or

4:17

back-to-back Super Bowl winner? I think the

4:19

charity will thrive more if I win

4:21

the Super Bowl. So

4:23

you're saying the Super Bowl. Yeah. So you're

4:25

saying the Super Bowl matters more than the

4:27

kids in your foundation? Yeah, damn it. I

4:30

didn't say that. See, I trapped him! I

4:32

did. You know, like, you know, I'm gonna

4:34

step up. No, and that money will be

4:36

directly injected into the city of Kansas City.

4:38

So thank you guys for all voting online.

4:40

I'll make sure that, uh... Everybody over 87

4:43

in running does some good work with the

4:45

shot to everyone voted shout out to everyone

4:47

who voted in all seriousness Travis in the

4:49

87 running foundation does a lot of fantastic

4:51

work does the city of Kansas City even

4:53

in Cleveland back in our town. Yeah, absolutely.

4:55

Yeah, I know it so. Shout out, Traf.

4:58

Let's do it. Let's do it. Nice. Jason

5:00

on the call at the Pro Bowl this

5:02

weekend. That's been a new news. We got

5:04

Jason in the booth over there in Orlando

5:06

for the Pro Bowl watching the flag football

5:08

game. That's right. How was it man? How

5:11

was it on the other side of the

5:13

Pro Bowl? The Pro Bowl is just a

5:15

blast. It's fun to be down there. You

5:17

get to see a bunch of the best

5:19

players in the world kind of being on

5:21

the same field together, having fun. celebrating the

5:23

fact that they're all incredible peace. Yeah, for

5:26

sure. Superhe heroes of the NFL. Yeah, and

5:28

I think that what they're doing now is

5:30

better than what they did. I mean, the

5:32

football game that they were kind of trying

5:34

to play was pretty, was pretty boring to

5:36

watch. It was a tough thing to even

5:39

be honest. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Here's a

5:41

problem. Football is only good if people are

5:43

trying to kill each other. I figured that

5:45

out. You're not lying. It's not a fun

5:47

sport if you're not trying to kill each

5:49

other. That's kind of the intensity and the

5:52

aggression is what makes it inherently lost.

5:54

So when you're not

5:56

trying to do is

5:58

like, what the fuck

6:00

are these guys doing

6:02

playing football for? And

6:05

that's what it kind of felt like when you

6:07

were playing in there. So I'm not, we're just

6:09

kind of out here slapping hands. What'll

6:11

be? And then there'll be one guy to. One

6:13

guy, there'll be always be one guy. Yeah, and

6:15

everybody like, why is that guy trying to play

6:17

football? And you're like, fucking asshole's playing football. The

6:19

fuck's wrong with this asshole? We're just trying to

6:21

have fun. We're all unioned up with this fucking

6:24

guy. You guys trying to win Toyota. Why are

6:26

you telling me? You can buy a Toyota. I

6:28

want the MVP, I want the MVP to get

6:30

the free car. It's like, yeah, well, I won

6:32

the MVP. You still have to pay for the

6:34

car. So

6:36

anyways, what they're doing now, I feel

6:38

like taxes on a Genesis aren't as

6:41

low as you think they are. So

6:44

shout out to Genesis. Yeah, shut up.

6:46

Shout out to the Red Rocket, man.

6:48

Andy Dalton, show me a deep cross. Shout

6:51

out to the 60 % touchdown. All right,

6:53

so we got what they're doing now

6:55

with flag football. People will try for

6:57

flying. That's a more like... They'll have

6:59

fun Have a good look at you. Let's

7:01

go have fun. Yeah, I'm not here

7:03

to kill anybody. And then you got the

7:05

skill event. So now it's settled into

7:07

something that is more, you

7:10

know, appropriate to kind of be in.

7:12

And you still get to see some

7:14

highly skilled people do flips in the

7:16

foam pits. I feel like they should

7:18

do dodge ball with footballs. Dodge

7:22

ball with footballs. It's not a bad

7:24

idea with Nerf balls. Yeah. No,

7:27

like a full on. Like the Duke.

7:29

You go with the Duke, that would hurt. Hit you

7:31

in the face. How bad do

7:33

you want to win? Yeah, it's a lot

7:35

of guys that can't throw football surprisingly. It

7:37

would expose some guys. I can't throw anymore.

7:39

There's some players in the NFL that have

7:41

seen trying to this thing all the way

7:43

back there and just come down. No, you

7:45

can do it. You can still get one

7:47

in. That elbow is tight. Then it's going

7:49

to get tight. Yeah, it's bad. But now

7:51

the Pro Bowl was awesome. Being up in

7:53

the booth was great. I got a

7:55

good bit of advice from Dan Rolofsky. Shout out

7:57

to Dan. I was going to... Nice, Danny. I went

7:59

to... or I went to Disney the

8:02

following day with the fam.

8:04

Nice. And Dan gave me

8:06

the shout out, said, hey, go

8:08

to the Dawa Bar, Animal

8:10

Kingdom, two jungle juice.

8:12

Ooh. It was perfect.

8:15

It tasted great, perfect

8:17

level for walking around with

8:20

a bunch of kids. It's

8:22

ideal. It really made the

8:24

safari 10 times better. Did

8:27

you know? Did you know?

8:30

I love it. To the secret to

8:32

the secret to animal can't go. Was it

8:34

cold around the park? The last time that

8:37

I went down to Orlando for the

8:39

pro ball, it was actually freezing. Yeah, it

8:41

was like that last year too, it was

8:43

cold, but this year was like 80. Nice.

8:45

This perfect sun was hitting behind clouds.

8:48

What you want to eat? You don't

8:50

want sun out with 80. That's in

8:52

general. Well, dice. Yeah. But no, it

8:54

was good. It was good temperature. Find

8:57

out. Scott Van Pelt doesn't like roller

8:59

coasters. What? SVP. I found a lot

9:01

of times with taller people. Now,

9:03

you're pretty tall. You like roller

9:06

coasters. I mean, I was not in when

9:08

we were kids, though, to me to

9:10

become a man. I feel like there's

9:12

something to do. The Millennium. I think that's,

9:14

maybe that's why. And I always, you always

9:16

loved going on it. It's the best, it's

9:19

the best ride still to this day I've

9:21

ever been on. Millennium Force, Cedar

9:23

Point, Sandusky Ohio, best roller coaster

9:25

there is on the planet. I don't

9:27

care what anybody says. I mean, it's hard

9:29

to argue that one. Yeah, well you

9:32

can't because I just said I don't

9:34

know. I finally went on it. I

9:36

went on all the rollercoasters and then

9:38

finally was like, all I'm like, all

9:40

the rollercoasters, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm

9:42

like, I'm like, When you get to the top

9:44

of that thing, because it's right on the

9:46

lake. It's on Lake Erie and Sanandusky, Ohio.

9:49

It's beautiful, picturesque. By the time I got

9:51

on there, the sun was going down, and

9:53

everything was kind of shining off of the

9:55

water, and I felt like the whole thing

9:57

was just going to fall into the water.

10:00

when I got up there, I blacked

10:02

out. Yeah, it was terrifying. That's a

10:04

bad feeling. And then I overcame my

10:06

fear. Yeah. and I didn't black out.

10:08

That's why I keep trying to get

10:10

my kids to just go and do

10:13

stuff because I feel like that's how

10:15

I overcame me just go do it.

10:17

And they're like, oh, it wasn't that

10:19

bad. Dude, that's how hockey was. My

10:21

kids will not do it. They won't

10:23

do it. I didn't ice skate. I

10:26

mean, they can't go on anything that

10:28

extreme right now. Dad literally just threw

10:30

me out there and then pushed me out.

10:32

Yeah. All right, and then by the time I was

10:34

like, I tossed the, I tossed the, I tossed the,

10:37

I tossed the, I didn't need this thing, I was

10:39

flying around. Couldn't stop though, couldn't stop, had to figure

10:41

that out. They just act like I'm being like a

10:43

bad dad, by force them to do stuff they don't

10:45

want to do, and that's part of being dead.

10:47

Yeah, yeah, I respect it. It's good. Well, and

10:49

I, the kiley doesn't. She's like, I have to deal

10:52

with this, I have to deal with this, I have to

10:54

be fine. I have to be fine. I have to be

10:56

fine. Trust me fine. Trust me fine. Trust me

10:58

fine. Trust me fine. Trust me fine. Trust

11:00

me fine. Kiley. And Kelsey

11:02

did this to me?

11:05

We? From experience. I'm

11:07

just going to spin

11:10

this little teapot around.

11:12

Don't trust me.

11:14

Yeah, don't trust

11:16

me either. It didn't

11:19

work. Look at this guy.

11:21

They don't. You're not

11:23

going to trust this

11:25

guy? Look at him.

11:27

What everybody wants to talk about

11:30

in New Orleans, which is a

11:32

little bit of food and a

11:34

little bit of drinks, that's right.

11:36

As with a lot of the

11:38

shows where we are remote, we

11:40

like to do some things that

11:43

are culturally specific and nothing says

11:45

New Orleans like alcoholic beverages and

11:47

weird foods. So we're gonna eat

11:49

some right now. First up, we

11:51

got fried alligator and a hurricane.

11:54

We've just been sitting here. Try it.

11:56

You won't need alligator. You won't need

11:58

manage. You won't eat. Rabbit?

12:00

Nope. You won't eat? Too gaming?

12:03

Duck? Gamey. How do you know?

12:05

You just, if you're at it.

12:07

So you'll try meats. You just

12:09

don't like white sauces. I'm not

12:12

trying that white sauce. I know

12:14

that's tart sauce. You don't even

12:16

try it. That's tartar sauce? How

12:19

do you know that's tartar sauce?

12:21

How do you know that's tartar

12:23

sauce? How do you know? These

12:26

are pretty good. They're a little

12:28

gaming. No gaming bar. It always

12:30

tastes so similar, like chicken. It's

12:33

the fried. They did have a

12:35

smoked alligator. That yum yum sauce

12:37

isn't as yum yum as I

12:39

thought it was going to be.

12:42

I tried the tartar. It's really

12:44

yum yum yum. You got. You

12:46

got. Give me some of that,

12:49

that gator. This damn good. Gator

12:51

don't play that shit. I had

12:53

some smoked alligator at Eagle's tailgate

12:56

because it because it's very... traditional

12:58

cuisine of Philadelphia as well. And

13:00

it tastes a lot like lobster.

13:03

They catch those fresh every day?

13:05

Right out of the deal where?

13:07

Nice. You're going to clean that

13:10

whole plate, aren't you? No. I'm

13:12

done after this because we got

13:14

more food to review. But I'm

13:16

going to get to this hurricane.

13:19

You got the hurricane. It can't

13:21

be out here. You're drinking like

13:23

that. I know what those things

13:26

do. Who made this? Technically Haley

13:28

made it. Haley, can we get

13:30

Haley in here? What's the rest?

13:33

Where did you get the recipe

13:35

from? I've had O'Brien's mix. Pat

13:37

O'Brien's mix, Larry O'Brien's brother. I

13:40

thought that was Pat O'Reilly. Yeah.

13:42

That too. Chuck, Chuck, Chuck. Oh

13:44

man. That would have been awesome

13:46

if he would have just... I

13:49

forgot to put the mix in.

13:51

What is that? Fug on the

13:53

rum. Is this straight rum? I

13:56

think red with some red food

13:58

coloring, yeah? in that thing, get

14:00

an accelerator, get a cherry ice

14:03

pop. That always goes well with

14:05

them. Man, that's really good. I

14:07

love hurricanes, I'm not alive. It

14:09

feels like the most significant part

14:12

of that is cherry. There's a cherry,

14:14

there's cherry in that thing? What?

14:16

Yeah, cherry. It's pretty good. What

14:18

else is in there, big guy?

14:20

Cherry, there's some orange in there. Yes,

14:22

you can see it. Give

14:24

me some outside of that. I don't

14:27

know. I don't know what else.

14:29

Orange or I'm getting a strong

14:31

cherry and orange flavor cherry orange

14:33

in an overwhelming amount of Captain

14:35

Morgan at that. It's not Captain

14:37

Morgan. It's not Captain Morgan. It's

14:39

not spiced. It's unspiced room. The

14:42

old Brent Selik. I got Brent Selik's

14:44

out there for like a helping

14:46

the Eagles defense. I saw you Brent

14:48

bear cat for like my ass. I

14:50

saw that shit. Zachertz was texting me

14:52

about it. He's showing off. Do

14:55

you think he knows you move?

14:57

Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. He

14:59

was pretty spot on it. I

15:01

watched the video brand. I know

15:03

exactly what you're. Know what you're

15:05

telling them? Gonna have a few

15:07

changeups and curveballs and sliders and

15:09

knuckle curves. I got all types of

15:11

pitches. So, fried alligator, what are

15:13

you thinking? How are we rating this?

15:16

One out of ten? Honestly, I'm giving

15:18

that a six. Nice. All right. And

15:20

I don't know what that means, but

15:22

we both were on the same page.

15:24

Travis, you have not had this hurricane,

15:26

but you have had hurricanes. I have

15:28

had hurricanes. In the grand scheme of

15:30

drinks that you would walk up and down

15:33

a street with, where does a hurricane rank?

15:35

I like, I'm a like, Long Island

15:37

kind of guy. You're gonna walk up

15:39

and down a street with a Long Island?

15:42

Yeah. You drink a Long Island at like

15:44

a clubhouse bar, like at a... Like that's

15:46

not, you don't walk up another street with

15:48

a long island, like a sailor. It's just

15:51

like, it's like a, just like jungle juice.

15:53

It's just like a bunch of shit.

15:55

No, it's way different. Long Island's like

15:57

a classy jungle juice. Classy jungle juice?

15:59

Yes. Long Island is what you

16:01

get at like a get at a

16:04

bar. You can't walk around with a

16:06

long island It's not a walk around

16:08

walk around a walk around a walk

16:10

around and sip kind of drink. I

16:13

don't think so. All right. Well then

16:15

what are we what's a I mean

16:17

all I know are just bourbon bourbon

16:19

street drinks, I mean they are most

16:22

synonymous with walking around I don't I

16:24

don't do walk around drinks anymore. Yeah.

16:26

Remember that time I got an open

16:28

container in college. Did I ever tell

16:31

that story on here? Please I was

16:33

I just turned 21 I Just turned

16:35

21 and I went to a house

16:37

party in Cincinnati and the cops come

16:40

to like tell us to shut the

16:42

fuck up and the cop walks through

16:44

the door Any and everybody starts running

16:46

because there's a bunch of under eight

16:49

like I was like barely over 21

16:51

everybody else is like under 21 so

16:53

they start skidadling and I'm like I'm

16:55

good I'm good baby. I'm drinking a

16:58

drinking a beer in front of the

17:00

cop He said, do you live here?

17:02

And I said, I'm 21. He said,

17:04

I did not ask that. I said,

17:07

all right. He said, do you live

17:09

here? I said, do you live here?

17:11

I said, no. He said, I suggest

17:13

you get the fuck out of here.

17:16

And I'm like, all right, yes, sir.

17:18

We start walking to another house. We're

17:20

like four blocks away. And like, I'm,

17:22

I am not exaggerating. We are like

17:25

maybe three houses before I'm in that

17:27

front door. I reach into the case,

17:29

take a can of beer out, crack

17:31

it, whoop. Guy pulls up, rolls his

17:34

window down, and same cop. Well, well,

17:36

well, if it isn't Mr. 21. Oh,

17:38

he gave me a ticket so fast.

17:40

He's like, I'm not, you know, if

17:43

you know this, but you're not allowed

17:45

to have an open container. And I

17:47

was like, and he left one of

17:49

his deputies behind or like, give me

17:52

the ticket. Oh, yeah. And the deputy

17:54

is like, yeah, you can drink the

17:56

whole thing. I don't care. He's making

17:58

me do this. I deserve it. All

18:01

right, that's enough food and drink for

18:03

right now. Let's toss it to

18:05

Peyton and Eli. I'm sure

18:07

they'll be able to give us

18:09

their ideas of where hurricane

18:11

and frayed alligator rank

18:13

and they're. Oh yeah,

18:15

they're definitely. Expertise

18:17

with New Orleans? Old Miss.

18:19

Old Miss. Where is Old Miss?

18:21

I think it's in Mississippi.

18:24

I didn't. Thank you. It's in

18:26

Oxford, Mississippi, Jay. Before we keep

18:28

going with the show, it's time

18:30

for Travis to get out of

18:33

here, because he can't be here

18:35

for this next segment. Join me

18:37

now is our good friend Andrew

18:39

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18:41

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18:44

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18:46

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18:48

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18:50

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18:52

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18:55

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18:57

gonna run some of that shit

18:59

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19:01

gonna see some corn dog we've

19:03

never seen before. They're gonna leave

19:05

the ball in Pat's hand. I

19:07

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19:10

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20:59

bring on our guest. This has

21:01

been long, long waiting and we're

21:03

happy as hell to get you.

21:06

Jason, why don't you do the

21:08

honors and give them the intro?

21:10

You got a trap. From

21:13

Newman High School, New

21:15

Orleans, Louisiana. A combined

21:18

18 Pro Bowls, four

21:20

Super Bowls, three Super

21:23

Bowls. Two Super Bowls

21:25

MPs, two Walter Payton,

21:28

man of the years,

21:31

and one of them

21:33

is still undefeated in the

21:35

Pro Bowl. Please welcome, Peyton

21:37

and Eli Mann. Yeah! Yeah!

21:39

I want to get one.

21:41

Do you guys know a

21:43

good band that can be?

21:45

Yeah, it's new. Newman High

21:48

School got a good margin

21:50

ban or what? Yeah, yeah.

21:52

Yeah, solid. Really solid. Solid.

21:54

I could think of a

21:56

few others. It might be

21:58

a little better. Let's start off

22:01

with the the Pro Bowl, man. You

22:03

guys went head to head down at

22:05

the Pro Bowl. Yeah, and Yeah, Eli

22:07

got the three feet. Yeah, you got

22:09

the three-beat dog. How's it feel? How's

22:11

it feel? Just I mean, the

22:13

problem is, you know, just

22:16

to be honest, you know,

22:18

I'll solve some breaking news

22:20

headlines kind of, you know,

22:23

social media. So I mean,

22:25

if he does get fired,

22:27

I will, I'll probably hire

22:30

him as my special teams

22:32

coach. You know, just to

22:35

be honest, you know, just

22:37

to be honest, is that.

22:39

There's a lot of pro bowlers

22:42

every year that there's starters

22:44

that just happen to be on the

22:46

Chiefs, but they're not eligible to play

22:48

in the football because they're in the

22:51

Super Bowl. So, and I'd be a

22:53

game changer in that game for you,

22:55

Peyton. You know, I would. Travis, I

22:58

kind of blame you and Patrick.

23:00

How's that? The Chiefs fault. Yeah, Chiefs.

23:02

I do got to ask you. Was that

23:04

your idea with Turpine? Whose idea

23:06

was that on defense just Blitz

23:08

turp and every single snap? I

23:10

thought that was genius. Yeah, you

23:12

know, these, there's, the special teamers,

23:14

you know, they kind of have

23:16

rules around, we want the offensive

23:18

guys playing offense, defense of guys

23:20

playing defense, the special teamers, you

23:22

know, that we don't have any

23:24

special teams, there's no, there's no

23:27

kickoff returns or puns, so there's

23:29

kind of, they can freelance, you can use

23:31

them, however. So I said, hey. I told Larry

23:33

Foot, I said, you know, Turpin's your

23:35

special, your special blitz guy. He can,

23:37

he's fast, he can run out a

23:40

couple sacks, he's not to get tired,

23:42

like, you know, you know, the first

23:44

series we were rushing, some outside linebackers,

23:46

they were kind of rushing in there,

23:48

because they don't want to drop. These

23:50

guys are professional rushers, they're not drop

23:53

guys, covers guys, but then Burroughs running

23:55

right by them. So Turpinurpin got the,

23:57

got the, they got the call pretty

23:59

quickly. I loved it. I loved it. Payne.

24:01

We also had your son Marshall out there,

24:04

maybe throwing better than all the quarterbacks

24:06

there. I mean, this isn't, I think we

24:08

got a clip here. Is every, does every,

24:10

like Manning get a chance to throw the

24:12

pill? Are they just like, it's just in them

24:14

to be able to, to huck it or what?

24:16

Well, it's kind of like I, kind

24:18

of got to what he like. We

24:21

were not raised to be kickers, we

24:23

were raised to be quarterbacks to be

24:25

quarterbacks. And so that commercial, and so

24:27

that commercial, by the way. can't can't

24:29

outrun anybody. I certainly can't kick, but

24:32

yeah, look, that's kind of why I

24:34

sort of sort of coach the pro bowl.

24:36

Travis, I mean, my son Marshall for the

24:38

past three years gets to warm up

24:40

Joe Burrow, you know, the best quarterbacks

24:42

in the NFL. I don't know how

24:45

you beat that. He's playing catch with

24:47

Jamal Chase and, you know, Pat

24:49

and go with Justin Jefferson. So what

24:51

a cool moment for him. The kid

24:53

in me is so jealous of Marshall,

24:56

man. That is such a cool opportunity

24:58

for him to go out there and

25:00

have some fun with the gang. I'm

25:02

sure he's absolutely living it up, man.

25:05

Oh, no doubt. He loved it. And like I

25:07

said, I'm not happy about losing Eli.

25:09

And I feel like if it has

25:11

to be like a brother's thing coaching

25:13

the Pro Bowl and I cost Eli,

25:15

you know, his job as well, there's

25:18

only one other set of brothers that

25:20

I know of that has a... in

25:22

F C A F C connection. You

25:24

know, uh, Jason seems eligible. You know,

25:26

Travis, I keep playing as long as

25:28

you can. But I feel like when

25:31

that time comes, I think, uh,

25:33

I think my job is definitely

25:35

a jeopardy if the Kelsey's wanna

25:37

take over the football. Tell you

25:39

what, I can put a mean

25:41

run game in that flag football.

25:43

Oh, it'd be lateral central if

25:45

I ever got the, got the

25:48

chance to. Coach that thing up.

25:50

Speaking of brothers, we're tied right

25:52

now with Super Bowl victories, Kelsey's

25:54

and Mannings, for peace. Does that

25:56

mean the Mannings are officially pulling

25:58

for the Eagles? I mean,

26:01

obviously, you know, a lot of connections.

26:03

Travis, you know, I think these situations,

26:05

you're really, you're, for coaches that, you

26:07

know, and I mean, you know, I

26:10

think these situations, you're really, you're root

26:12

for players, you root for coaches that

26:14

you know, and, and, I mean, obviously,

26:17

you know, a lot of connections. Travis,

26:19

you know, rooting for you to win

26:21

a Super Bowl, rooting for Steve back

26:24

on Andy, Andy Reed, and, you know,

26:26

but you know it's a little more

26:28

difficult the Eagles but was sake one

26:30

there you kind of want you want

26:33

all those guys to experience winning a

26:35

championship obviously Travis you've you've done it

26:37

many times and to go for a

26:40

three peat would be an unbelievable but

26:42

but you know that feeling and you

26:44

never get tired of it so do

26:47

you Jason you know that feeling win

26:49

of winning a championship and and you

26:51

want all your all your pals that

26:54

you've met or played with to have

26:56

that that feeling at least one time.

26:58

I mean my question would be Jason

27:00

would be if if we're even you

27:03

know, really with the amount of rings.

27:05

You know, I know certain teams, certain

27:07

owners when they win, they give rings

27:10

to alumni who are just integral and

27:12

kind of creating the culture of the

27:14

team. I can't think of a guy

27:17

more significant and kind of creating that

27:19

tough run the ball, tough off its

27:21

alignment culture than you. So if the

27:23

if the Eagles happen to win. Do

27:26

you think you would get a ring?

27:28

Do you think you deserve a ring?

27:30

Let's just, uh, let's just, uh, let's

27:33

just, uh, let's just sell it right

27:35

here because if that's the case, you're

27:37

not out or screwed in this competition.

27:40

I mean, I'm getting a ring out

27:42

of this game, nor are you. I

27:44

mean, the Broncos make the playoffs. I

27:46

will gladly. decline any charitable ring that

27:49

they're going to be trying to give

27:51

out to me because I don't deserve

27:53

any of it. But I had, I

27:56

did lose my first Super Bowl ring

27:58

in Nevada chili. I will take another

28:00

one of those if they want to

28:03

just print that one out again. I

28:05

can take that one again. You were

28:07

just talking about the the big

28:09

field goal kick. You guys got

28:11

coming up here. Grunk has missed

28:13

the two years in a row,

28:15

I believe. Are we feeling confident

28:17

we can at least get one up

28:19

and over? Jason, we actually were

28:21

in Orlando. We watched some film

28:24

with Grot. Drove down from Tampa

28:26

and brought film of his first

28:28

two kicks. And we were kind of

28:30

learning what not to do, right? Grock

28:33

had his whole family out there, the

28:35

first kick. He had a full uniform

28:37

arm. He had a helmet. It was

28:39

windy that day in Arizona. By the

28:41

way, I think there's something about Grock

28:43

missing when the Chiefs are in the

28:45

Super Bowl. That seems to be the

28:47

theme. So hopefully that doesn't apply to

28:49

us. You know, I pulled a quad

28:51

in practice. I don't know if he

28:53

put that out in the injury report.

28:55

If that should change the odds. I

28:58

have a new respect for kickers. I've

29:00

been so sore, every time I practice,

29:02

I really don't know why it goes

29:04

in and why it doesn't go in.

29:06

There's no problem to it. But I

29:08

haven't pulled a quad. I'm healthy going

29:10

into Sundays, a kick of Destiny 3,

29:13

and I think I'm gonna make it.

29:15

Oh, I like all the confidence. Now,

29:17

this is about six weeks ago.

29:19

Did, did pull a quad, and

29:21

I've been going to practice it

29:23

for six weeks. Six weeks, yeah,

29:25

yeah, I started six weeks ago,

29:27

day one. I mean, there's lots

29:30

on the line, I get it.

29:32

He's just getting healthy though, he's

29:34

been on the sideline for a

29:36

little bit. Yeah, no stretch, no

29:38

stretch, no nothing. I was just

29:40

like, I'll just kick a 25

29:42

yarder. I was like, put it

29:45

at 25. I kicked one, it

29:47

went in. I kicked one, it went

29:49

in. I'm I kicked I kicked on

29:51

Monday this week. It felt good. I

29:53

didn't get to the to the full

29:56

25 yards, but I just you know,

29:58

kicked about a 20 yarder. And I

30:00

think I'll be ready for Sunday. The

30:02

adrenaline will get you an extra. They said

30:04

they could give me a torna roll

30:06

shot now, that I'm not a player anymore.

30:08

my gosh, I'm taking both of you

30:10

guys for your torna roll. This guy's committed.

30:12

Full throttle. I'm going game day mode,

30:14

full warm up, full super tee shot, get

30:16

everything. I cannot wait to see this,

30:18

man. Jason actually had a similar experience where

30:20

he got to respect the kickers a

30:23

little bit as well, trying to kick a

30:25

field goal on college game day in

30:27

front of Pat McAfee, man. It was class.

30:29

I was on a slant. I was

30:31

on a slot, like a slight angle

30:33

in boots. Yeah. Well, you chose

30:35

to wear the boots, so. No, that

30:37

was part of the sponsorship I

30:39

had. Shout out

30:41

to Timberlake. Timberlake, great job, Timberlake. We

30:43

are down in the Schubert Bowl.

30:45

We're in New Orleans, your hometown. Oh

30:47

yeah. Couple Schubert Bowl questions. You

30:49

guys have both worked with Jalen Hertz

30:51

and Patrick Mahomes who have both attended Manning

30:54

Passing Academy as high schoolers. Did you

30:56

guys both know that they had the opportunity

30:58

or would have the potential to play

31:00

in the Schubert Bowl one day? Jason, both

31:02

those guys actually came to the camp

31:04

as college players, as counselors. It's

31:06

a high school football camp

31:08

that we have college players come

31:10

and serve as counselors and in

31:13

return, Eli and I will spend time

31:15

with them in between high school

31:17

practices on their NFL aspirations. Jalen

31:19

came twice and you definitely just saw

31:21

what a natural leader he was, quiet

31:23

confidence. Just the way he cares himself.

31:25

You can see why people want to

31:28

follow him. And then Mahomes

31:30

just, yeah, his swagger just jumps

31:32

out. I remember it was raining

31:34

one night and we were like, hey, I'm

31:37

not sure we want to throw tonight.

31:39

There's people out there watching and... Oh

31:41

man, I'll rip it right now. Jesus.

31:45

He doesn't flinch, he doesn't care. I'll

31:47

swing it at anything. Hey,

31:51

that's exactly what he said. And to

31:53

me, that's just pretty telling. As

31:56

you know, Travis, when you're in college

31:58

and people are around watching... I don't want to

32:01

throw today. Maybe there's some coach up

32:03

there or some GM that happens to

32:05

have a kid at the camp. Maybe

32:07

they're watching or maybe this hurts by

32:09

Patrick. It was just like, nope, I'll

32:11

go out there and throw it. And

32:13

so those are the two things I

32:15

took away from having both those guys

32:18

at the camp. And you see that

32:20

has transferred to their NFL careers. And

32:22

so I'm proud of both of them.

32:24

They've been fun to watch and I

32:26

think that's why it would be a

32:28

great quarterback match up. I texted both

32:30

of them after the NFC and AFC

32:32

championship congratulating them, wishing them luck. You

32:35

know, both of them got back to

32:37

me. I've kind of stayed in touch

32:39

with a lot of the quarterbacks that

32:41

have come through the camp. I think

32:43

this past year, Jason, we had 26

32:45

of the 32 starting NFL quarterbacks were

32:47

counselors. at the Manning Passing Passing Academy.

32:49

So it's quite the fraternity. So you

32:52

know, I keep up with them, obviously

32:54

talked to a lot of them, you

32:56

know, getting ready for a Manning Cascade,

32:58

but just kind of wished them well

33:00

throughout their careers. And so I've kept

33:02

up with Patrick and Jaylin throughout their

33:04

careers. Jaylin reached out a couple years

33:06

ago about kind of the routine of

33:09

the Super Bowl and I sort of

33:11

gave him my tips and pointers. He

33:13

kind of knows that routine now. you

33:15

know, gets his mail sent to the

33:17

Super Bowl every year because he knows

33:19

he's going to beat that. So Travis

33:21

does as well. So they don't have

33:23

to ask me too many questions anymore

33:26

about the Super Bowl routines. Well, you

33:28

always got the best advice, big guy.

33:30

I remember getting my first shot of

33:32

S&L and getting the text from you

33:34

to just enjoy the ride, man. I

33:36

love, I appreciated that. That made me

33:38

feel so much more at home knowing

33:40

that you believed in me to have

33:43

fun and then to do it the

33:45

right way. So I appreciate that. But

33:47

Eli, you actually had somebody come up

33:49

to you at the Pro Bowl and

33:51

tell you that he was actually in

33:53

the Manning Camp. The wide receiver from

33:55

Atlanta, right? Yeah, hodge, hodge. There it

33:57

is. He came up and said he

34:00

was a camper. his junior year, he

34:02

was a quarterback, and he came to

34:04

the camp. And obviously we told

34:06

him, I think you should try

34:08

to receive her. And so we

34:10

saw right there, it's like 7-1-7,

34:12

he was playing receivers, some, made

34:15

some plays, and now he's, you

34:17

know, he's making the Pro

34:19

Bowls, a special team guy, but,

34:21

you know, he's a receiver also

34:23

in the NFL, and so there's

34:25

a great story. So we've

34:28

had a couple guys. a couple

34:30

guys, a couple quarterbacks and then

34:32

I fell also. I think Russell

34:34

Wilson was a camper. He, you

34:36

know, not as a counselor, became

34:38

as a camper. The, the new coach

34:40

of the Jaguars, Liam Cohen was a

34:43

camper. How about that? Nice. So, uh,

34:45

that's how, that's how old we are.

34:47

We got coaches that were campers now.

34:49

That's crazy, man. You guys have been

34:52

doing it for a while, man. Me

34:54

and hodge have a similar story. I

34:56

was actually recruited at Tennessee, uh, uh,

34:59

uh, uh, uh, David Kuckliff was working

35:01

me out, thought I had some potential

35:03

to be a football player, not to

35:05

be a quarterback. So Tennessee never offered

35:07

me, but yeah, eventually made the transition

35:09

over. The camera, you would have spent

35:12

his career up quite a bit, getting

35:14

him away from the quarterback position. Exactly.

35:16

No, that's awesome stuff you guys do

35:18

with the young guys, man, and always

35:21

paving the way for the future man.

35:23

That's always good stuff. Right. Eli, you

35:25

were talking about your former teammate, Saekwan

35:27

Barkley. And when we had Saekwan on

35:30

the show, we do a lot of the

35:32

welcome to your NFL moments. And his

35:34

welcome to the NFL moment was when,

35:37

or at least he said, you shoved

35:39

grass in his mouth. Ah, yes. Can

35:41

we, is this a confirmed story? Yeah,

35:44

this is a confirmed story every year

35:46

before the, before the, before the first.

35:48

preseason game and you know

35:50

a lot of these years you know

35:52

kind of the starters aren't playing much

35:55

and they're really going over a little

35:57

bit that first game what the routine

35:59

is before the first preseason game by

36:01

how do we line up how do

36:03

we stretch like how do you run

36:05

out of the tunnel like all the

36:08

you know patent goes so we're kind

36:10

of doing those things and you know

36:12

I'm kind of sitting on the sideline

36:14

a long time and I always kind

36:16

of walk up to the guy to

36:19

a few of the rookies and I'm

36:21

kind of holding my mouth and I'm

36:23

getting my mouth my teeth been bothered

36:25

me I got to get my wisdom

36:27

teeth pulled after the game. and they're

36:30

kind of asking question. I asked them

36:32

if they've ever had to, if they

36:34

have or had their wisdom, if they

36:36

pull, whether to say yes or no,

36:38

I say, you know, can I see,

36:41

if can I either see, or see,

36:43

or you still have holes in your

36:45

mouth? And so when they kind of

36:47

open up and, and look up and

36:50

open their mouth, I got a big

36:52

chunk or clup of grass and dirt

36:54

in my hand in my hand. And

36:56

I just go in there. You know,

36:58

I've got like three or four guys

37:01

on that first practice. I got a

37:03

few coaches. One time the best, Oshon

37:05

O'Hare and I were trying to get

37:07

a rookie and Amani tumor came over.

37:09

Amani is like in his ninth year

37:12

and he did like. up in the

37:14

conversation. We're not talking to him. We

37:16

know we're like and he opened up

37:18

in O'Hara for the fun of grass

37:20

in his mouth. That's so bad. We

37:23

weren't trying to get you. You offered

37:25

up this information. You volunteered yourself. Yeah,

37:27

it's so good. Since we're on the

37:29

shoot bowl. Do you guys either if

37:31

you have a welcome to the Super

37:34

Bowl moment? I mean, I think it

37:36

was my ninth year playing in it

37:38

for the first year and Just, you

37:40

know, down in Miami, it was raining

37:42

that years. Only Super Bowl that it

37:45

really had rained. But I think, you

37:47

know, Billy Joel saying the National Anthem.

37:49

I think there's something about being on

37:51

the sideline when that National Anthem plays,

37:53

you know, watching it all those years

37:56

as a kid. You know, Travis, my

37:58

first Super Bowls as a kid. were

38:00

in New Orleans, obviously. I saw the,

38:02

who's that, I saw Montana beat the

38:05

Broncos in the 89, 89,

38:07

90 Cs or whatever that was. That

38:09

was in New Orleans. I actually was

38:11

in college, came back and saw the

38:14

Packers beat the Patriots in the Super

38:16

Bowl. So there obviously had been

38:18

some great ones there in New

38:20

Orleans. It'd be another great

38:22

one with your chiefs and the

38:25

Eagles. But that national anthem is

38:27

a. I still get emotional watching it as a

38:29

fan as a fan, you know, as

38:31

a as the next player sitting at

38:33

home, but I think when you're on

38:35

the sidelines, no one this game's about

38:37

to happen. That's something that kind of

38:39

kind of jumped out to me that

38:42

I'm really here and I'm really playing

38:44

a Super Bowl. It's a pretty cool

38:46

moment. You're firing me up just talking

38:48

about it, man. You had the worst

38:50

start to a Super Bowl at Hester

38:52

just running back the open the open

38:54

and kidding. It was an emotional moment.

38:56

It was an emotional moment that the

38:58

kind of, it kind of ended pretty

39:00

quickly with Hester R. We got a

39:02

lockhead boy, we got a lockup. That's

39:04

too good. Eli, you got one for

39:06

us? You know, I mean, I think

39:08

it's, it's just for me, it's just

39:10

trying to like get that first completion.

39:12

And I just remember, you know, you're

39:14

just nervous. I mean, kind of a

39:17

new nerve and you played a whole

39:19

season, you played a playoff game. just

39:21

all the, all the, you know, the lights and

39:23

the national anthem and everything going on. And I

39:25

just remember, you know, the coach was kind of going

39:27

through some of the plays and I was just like,

39:29

Coach, I'm just, I'm just, I'm a little nervous. I

39:31

want like I need a handoff the first play.

39:33

I don't want to, you know, I'm just, I

39:35

don't know. I just got to get like, breathe

39:37

a little bit. So we got a handoff and

39:39

I got my first completion next play and I

39:41

got my first completion next play and. and you

39:43

know had a nice kind of 10 play

39:46

long drive got a field goal and then

39:48

you know it was it was kind of

39:50

back to normal but it's definitely

39:52

a different a different intensity and

39:54

just you know two weeks to

39:56

think about it and there's so

39:59

much coming on on this game and what

40:01

it means to your team your fans

40:03

your family you know so many people

40:05

coming in town for it so it's

40:07

you know the hearts pumping a little

40:09

bit harder that first series that was

40:11

Super Bowl for sure 100% I still

40:13

don't remember the first half of the

40:16

one that I was in I don't

40:18

I have no idea I just I

40:20

remember like we started the game down

40:22

10s in my mind I'm just like

40:24

how did this happen where did this

40:26

We all pat my homes. I need

40:28

more now than ever. Travis, you've been

40:30

running the wrong plays for the first

40:32

entire half-down. I'm locked in, coach. I

40:34

got it. I got it. I got

40:37

it. I got it. I got it.

40:39

I got it. I got to ask

40:41

you guys as a center. Peyton, you

40:43

brought up Sean O'Hare, so I'm going

40:45

to come back to you, Eli, because

40:47

I do know Sean O'Hare very well.

40:49

It's one of my favorite interactions of

40:51

a quarterback center of all time. Just

40:53

to what quickly did you realize you're

40:55

miked up the whole time? Or it

40:58

was just like mid fury of just

41:00

like I'm tired of this guy bitching.

41:02

I need to go ahead. I mean,

41:04

look, when you're miked up, you know,

41:06

to me, the sooner you can forget

41:08

about it, the better, right? I always

41:10

for sure, kind of knew I was

41:12

miked up in pre-game war mobs, because

41:14

they, you know, you put your pads

41:16

on, you can see the tape over

41:19

the tape over the mics. We had

41:21

run the ball all the way down

41:23

there. Jason had a good good run

41:25

game. We were playing a Monday night

41:27

game against the Rams. Ran it down

41:29

there and the Rams in the side

41:31

of the five yard line basically said,

41:33

okay enough's enough. They loaded the box.

41:35

We had a run play called first

41:37

down and second down. They were blitzing

41:40

everybody. We audible. throw throw incomplete now

41:42

is third and go throw again so

41:44

naturally Jeff and the offensive line just

41:46

like all of you are not happy

41:48

like you know right to get down

41:50

there and now and now we're gonna

41:52

throw it in salt yeah and so

41:54

we sit on our separate sides of

41:56

the bench but I can here I'm

41:58

talking, I hear, I know, why are

42:01

we, why are we throwing it? Just

42:03

run the rock, run the rock, and

42:05

I just, I kind of let it

42:07

breathe, let it breathe, and finally I

42:09

just snapped and I go down there

42:11

and I'm, you know, I'm all fired

42:13

up, then I realize, Travis, I mean,

42:15

I am an enemy territory, the entire

42:17

off of the ground, ready to, you

42:19

know, support their center and come right

42:22

in me. Okay, let me kind of

42:24

back off of back off of this,

42:26

but, but, but, I tell me, I'm

42:28

going. every Thursday during our entire

42:30

career in Indianapolis. Jeff and I

42:32

played together forever. We always did

42:34

wet ball drills, right, where, you

42:37

know, we're taking snaps before practice

42:39

and the equipment guy is spraying

42:41

the water bottle, water bottle. on

42:43

the football creating the environment. And

42:45

Jeff would get so mad, Travis,

42:47

because he'd say, Peyton, we're playing

42:50

in the RCA dome this week.

42:52

There's no chance of rain. I'm

42:54

like, you never know. There could

42:56

be a leader. You never know.

42:58

We're going to prepare. You're going

43:01

to prepare. Anyway, we do that

43:03

for eight years, right? And every

43:05

Thursday, no matter what, we get

43:07

to the Super Bowl, is raining

43:09

like just catching dogs. fumbled snaps.

43:11

The bears have three fumbled snaps.

43:13

And I say, that's why we've

43:16

been doing the wet ball snap

43:18

drill all these years. So those

43:20

little things pay off in the

43:22

Super Bowl. They pay off. When

43:24

you're a dome team, baby, that's

43:26

good shit right there. Eli, do

43:29

you have any of those stories

43:31

with Sean? Yeah. Well, I had

43:33

wet ball drill with Sean every

43:35

single day. Every day. It was

43:37

swamped so badly. It wasn't rain,

43:39

it was just swamp ass, huh?

43:41

Yeah, I mean, you know, this

43:43

is before you're in shotgun every

43:45

player. We're under center, eye formation,

43:47

and we're under center on first

43:49

and second down every series, even

43:51

third down sometimes. We were under

43:53

center, like, and dropping back and

43:55

throwing the ball. So, I mean,

43:57

there was, I was getting a wet ball.

43:59

I made. him change his pants at

44:01

halftime, which is a, you know,

44:03

a couple times. Yeah, I've been

44:05

there. That's not easy. That's, I

44:08

mean, they basically have to cut

44:10

the pants off because you got

44:12

your shoes are spatted, you can

44:14

just take off your tape. You're

44:16

taped up. Yeah, everything else. I

44:18

mean, he's on his back, this

44:20

laying there and people are ripping

44:23

them off. It's not that hard

44:25

to get the pants on, but

44:27

putting dry pants on a wet

44:29

body is not an easy. feet,

44:31

especially overhead sleets. So he was

44:33

happy about that. He was he

44:35

was ready for November to hit.

44:37

the cooler weather. I didn't make

44:40

him change the pants, but we

44:42

didn't have any bubble snaps, just

44:44

because of all the wet ball

44:46

drill, every just standard wet ball

44:48

drill. So good. All right, let's

44:50

get off the centers and get

44:52

on some tight ends, baby, you

44:54

guys both played with some great

44:57

ones. Jeremy Shockey, my guy, Dallas

44:59

Clark, I mean, his fearlessness over

45:01

the middle, Peyton, I don't know

45:03

how many times I saw you

45:05

guys throw a bender and cover

45:07

two and he just went up

45:09

there and just got smoked for

45:12

the team. He's just, no gloves

45:14

on, just going up, just running

45:16

through a wall for a guy.

45:18

Hockey's a little bit different than

45:20

Dallas. Shockey, you have a binder,

45:22

that word means something different to

45:24

Shire. relationship that really gets the

45:26

best out of the offense? I

45:29

mean to me, look, they're closer

45:31

to the quarterback than the X

45:33

or the slot. They're right there.

45:35

Just, you know, just kind of

45:37

three players away, guard, tackle, tie

45:39

it in. So they're kind of

45:41

one of the last guys that

45:43

you kind of almost break the

45:46

huddle with, I feel like, Travis.

45:48

I mean, I see Travis and

45:50

Patrick talking as they're breaking the

45:52

huddle. And so you can kind

45:54

of get the last word in,

45:56

hey, hey, hey, If they blitz,

45:58

you know, break hot, hey, look,

46:01

watch out for cover two man,

46:03

give the guy a little stick

46:05

to the outside before you bend

46:07

it. And so I think just

46:09

that little extra conversation, maybe that

46:11

closer proximity kind of creates that

46:13

tight end quarterback bond. And I always

46:15

felt like I knew Dallas was gonna

46:17

be, look, what, you know, Patrick and

46:20

Travis have created, is a whole different

46:22

level, but it's just a real comfort

46:24

zone. And I love Dallas, like you

46:26

said he was fearless across the across

46:28

the middle. we were down there with

46:30

kiddle he was talking about tight in

46:33

you and oh it's so much fun

46:35

how Dallas still comes back and works

46:37

it so special it's a special connection

46:39

when you have a quarterback and tied

46:41

in that had that few of each

46:44

other there's a confidence there and I

46:46

felt that way with Dallas and obviously

46:48

you and Patrick have had that forever

46:50

I think the other thing with with

46:52

the tight ends and quarterback it's harder

46:55

for a team to to double a

46:57

tie it in and you know you might

46:59

have a receiver in the outside hey

47:01

we got to take away this receiver

47:03

we're gonna play two man or double

47:05

him in different ways or play certain

47:07

zones to take him away where you

47:09

kind of some of your staple plays

47:11

on first and second down you know

47:13

you're gonna have a match up in

47:15

the offensive favor of a tie in

47:17

on a linebacker possibly where hey we

47:19

can run a stick route we can

47:21

get our completion so I think you

47:23

just have a lot of your your

47:25

high percentage completion plays or kind of the

47:27

tight ends, the number one read. And hey,

47:30

if they do take him away or they

47:32

have bad leverage, you should have one on

47:34

one with your receivers and get through your

47:36

progression. But I just think kind of some

47:38

of your staples and your comfort plays, it

47:40

starts with the tight end being that first

47:42

read. Nice. And we can all confirm that you

47:44

got to get that bond off the field and

47:47

have some beers. How many times you go on

47:49

a bender with Shockey? I don't need benders. You

47:51

know, no benders was shocking, but definitely, you

47:53

know, we hit the town in New York,

47:55

New York City a few times, those first

47:57

couple years. He showed me some spot for

47:59

having. I definitely haven't been too since,

48:01

let's say that. So. Yeah. So,

48:04

it's shocking, baby. I gotta ask

48:06

this. I don't know if he's

48:08

going to, but what would you

48:10

guys, I mean, you guys know

48:12

that Travis is kind of known

48:14

for not running the route on

48:16

the page. I'd assume. How would

48:18

you guys have like playing with

48:20

the tight end that freelance like

48:23

that? Would you have been in

48:25

favor? I'm not running the wrong.

48:27

He might not even know if

48:29

he wants you to run. Exactly.

48:31

I would agree with Travis. I

48:33

feel like Travis keeps the officer

48:35

coordinator from kind of being in

48:37

one play away, right? You know,

48:40

if you have outside leverage and

48:42

you have an out route, I

48:44

see Travis, you know, kind of

48:46

just curl it in and my

48:48

home sees that and he throws

48:50

it to him as opposed to

48:52

saying, man, I wish we would

48:54

have had the inside curl route.

48:57

on that play. So he's kind

48:59

of a coordinator's best friend. And

49:01

look, as long as the quarterback

49:03

knows that he might do that,

49:05

I think that's that. I mean,

49:07

that makes it okay. Right. If

49:09

all of a sudden you're just

49:11

going to surprise the quarterback and

49:14

just make stuff up. That's one

49:16

thing. But it doesn't look like

49:18

to me. Travis has ever surprised

49:20

Patrick out there. He's just finding

49:22

those kind of soft spots in

49:24

the zone. And like I said,

49:26

the coordinator looks like a genius.

49:28

Wow. What an unbelievable pick call,

49:31

you know, created the perfect location

49:33

for Travis to be open. Meanwhile,

49:35

Travis should have co-officio coordinator as

49:37

a part of his title. Can

49:39

you believe they called a hook

49:41

and ladder play right there? I

49:43

can't believe it. Exactly. You know,

49:45

you already told me, you chew

49:47

me out if I turned inside

49:50

on stick, on a why stick?

49:52

I would not have. Yeah. No.

49:54

No. You wouldn't have thrown it?

49:56

Absolutely. Absolutely. I disagree with Eli.

49:58

I see teams doubling you all

50:00

the time. They just don't do

50:02

it very well. They don't really take

50:04

you away. They don't somehow leave you open.

50:06

I don't really know why or how they

50:09

do that, but I mean, you beat the

50:11

double teams. And like I said, if they're

50:13

doubling you, that means somebody else has got

50:15

to be single. That's a good thing. We'll

50:17

get to our last segment here.

50:19

It's called We Gotta Ask, but

50:22

you don't have to answer. You

50:24

guys can tell us to fuck

50:26

off if you guys don't want

50:28

to answer these. But it's always

50:30

fun, man. We closed all our

50:32

convos with this segment, and I'll

50:34

get to the first one. Who

50:37

got into the most trouble

50:39

growing up? And you guys

50:41

can even throw Cooper into

50:43

this. Yeah, definitely. Cook. Immediately.

50:45

Yeah, coop kind of set the tone. And so

50:48

we kind of do, you know, maybe to do

50:50

the same things without getting caught. You know,

50:52

coop was the one that got caught. And

50:54

so Eli and I could kind of kind

50:56

of learn from there. There's something about

50:58

them older brothers not knowing how to not

51:00

get caught. You got a flank. You got

51:03

to learn the art of flank. I got

51:05

suspended every freaking year of elementary school

51:07

for getting in a fight. Travis got into

51:09

a fight and then went to the

51:11

principal's office and got tickets to the Cavs

51:13

game. Because everybody loved him so much.

51:15

That's because I was such a good artist,

51:18

Jason. I want a contest. That was besides

51:20

the fact. Yeah, it was cool seeing Cooper

51:22

up at the Super Bowl opening night last

51:25

night. Was he in the Marching Bay? Growing

51:27

up, I mean, he wore that

51:29

outfit pretty good. Absolutely not. No,

51:31

where you got that costume? Zero band

51:33

experience, I can probably. That's good. Nice

51:36

to harmonica though. If you give him

51:38

the opportunity. Oh, I would love to

51:40

hear that. That's a lost talent right

51:42

there. Can he bend the notes? Can

51:45

he like do like blues romantic? Is

51:47

he straight? No. No. Okay. You got

51:49

our band geek all fired up over

51:51

here. I say he's new to it.

51:54

It's all new. He's like a Bob

51:56

Dylan. Just kind of. Yeah. Okay. All

51:58

right. What's Travis Dale? All

52:01

right, your pops Archie was also

52:03

a quarterback on the end of

52:05

for 13 years. What advice did

52:08

he give both of you guys

52:10

who slide slide slide slide slide

52:12

slide. He also told us we're

52:14

not very fast. So don't run.

52:16

And he said don't do that

52:18

y 'all are not fast. And

52:20

when you get out there, get

52:22

down, don't take hits and you

52:24

know, we, we, we learned that

52:26

the hard way, you know, it

52:28

only takes one hit in the

52:30

NFL. And you're like, yeah, I

52:32

should have listened to that. He's

52:35

definitely right. Definitely

52:39

slide. Have

52:41

fun. He always kind of the last

52:43

thing he used to text us or if

52:45

we talked to him the night before

52:47

the game was they don't forget to have

52:50

fun out there, which makes a good

52:52

reminder, especially in a game like this, right?

52:54

You work so hard, you know, have

52:56

fun and also just kind of off the

52:58

field, you know, be sure you have

53:00

a great relationship and respect with your equipment

53:02

manager, the video director, the people behind

53:04

the scenes that you guys know they don't

53:06

get nearly enough credit or attention on

53:08

a television broadcast but are sort of integral

53:10

to the culture of a team. You

53:13

know, just little things like that. It was

53:15

nice having a guy who played in

53:17

the NFL that can tell you about little

53:19

things like that. Did you guys have

53:21

any pressure to live up to, I guess,

53:23

what Archie did? Because Travis and I

53:25

like, we didn't have a lot to live

53:27

up with Ed Kilson. I'm just letting

53:29

you know, like, there was a bar was

53:31

very low. Don't dare do that. for

53:33

football, for football. Oh, yeah, math league, well,

53:36

all right. Dad Barra set high for

53:38

Ed Kilson. Extremely high, yeah. You know, and

53:40

my dad didn't sort of try to

53:42

create an environment where he was just trying

53:44

to raise kids. He wasn't trying to

53:46

raise NFL quarterbacks. And maybe that's why it

53:48

ended up happening because, you know, he

53:50

encouraged us to play sports because of the

53:52

valuable lessons that sports teachers, but never

53:54

once did we talk about this is what

53:56

you have to do. If you want

53:58

to play in the NFL, it was, hey,

54:01

work. to be the starting quarterback on the JV. And after

54:03

that, you know, maybe seeing Star in the

54:05

varsity the next year. And his rule,

54:07

Jason and Travis, was if we wanted

54:09

his help, we had to go and ask

54:11

him, hey dad, will you come to

54:13

the school on Sunday afternoon and throw

54:15

with our receivers? It wasn't him going,

54:17

hey, we're going to run two miles today. And

54:20

I think it was a healthy approach

54:22

because we wanted his help because he

54:24

played the game. And I think that. That was a good

54:26

approach that he took and it made it fun growing up

54:28

and never felt like pressure. Yeah, there's definitely more pressure for

54:30

me trying to follow in Peyton's footsteps. He was five years

54:33

older than me. You know, I go into the high school,

54:35

he said every record. I'm going into college, he was just

54:37

up for the highest man, he's the first pick and then

54:39

I fell draft and it's, you know, it's like, geez, Louise,

54:41

you feel like, you know, you know, they didn't have to

54:43

do the best at everything at everything at everything

54:46

that everything that everything that I enter at everything

54:48

that I enter in or everything that I enter into

54:50

that I enter into, follow your inner into, follow your

54:52

inner into, follow your foot, follow your foot, follow your

54:54

foot, follow your foot steps. As I got older,

54:56

he definitely picked on me and gave

54:58

me wedges and nuggies and all those

55:00

things, which I think helped me. It

55:02

toughened me helped and got me prepared

55:05

for the NFL, but he always did,

55:07

like in college, he would come back

55:09

and teach me the things he was...

55:11

learning in college. Hey, we're doing this

55:13

on the three-step drop and hey, this

55:15

is some of the drills we're doing

55:17

in college. You should be doing these

55:20

now, like get a head start on

55:22

these things. So he did look out,

55:24

you know, look out for me all the

55:26

time and probably put more pressure on

55:28

me to do some of these drills

55:30

than my dad did. Well, you guys

55:32

got the formula. You guys got to

55:35

figure it out. Archmanning is having an

55:37

unbelievable start to his college career. But

55:39

also, I remember I saw you guys

55:41

playing knockout on TV when I was

55:44

a kid and I was like, I'm

55:46

brother and right because that's exactly how

55:48

me and Jason playing knockout growing up.

55:50

Let's keep this thing moving though. Who

55:53

has the most buns career stat? Eli

55:55

with the most career fumbles are paying

55:57

with the most interceptions by rookie.

55:59

I guess mine sounds worse. It's over

56:01

career. His is just. I would agree. I

56:04

would agree. I would agree. I would agree.

56:06

Because a show. I'm sweaty out. We have

56:08

to figure this out. God bless Sean. Although

56:10

my interception record, you know, the 17 games,

56:13

I thought for sure is to get

56:15

broken. I mean, nobody's coming close to it.

56:17

I'm disappointed. And they're throwing more now than

56:19

you were throwing. More games are throwing more

56:22

and less interceptions. Stuff is not right. They

56:24

got to get in the first three games.

56:26

If they can get in first three games.

56:28

You got to get off to a good

56:31

start. Yeah, you did. That's insane. You guys

56:33

have a new documentary coming out. Razor's Edge

56:35

on Vice. Omaha's forthcoming follow doc on Coach

56:38

Calipari. And that's awesome. Arkansas's. man's basketball team.

56:40

What can you guys tell us about the

56:42

doc? Yeah, it's just a cool behind the

56:44

scenes. You look, you know, Coach Cal's done

56:47

it a long time and obviously making the

56:49

big move to Arkansas. Just wanted to kind

56:51

of document, you know, his first season. It's

56:54

a changing landscape with NIL. You know, Coach

56:56

Cal was kind of known for just sort

56:58

of coaching, coaching freshmen, right? Kind of the

57:00

one and done. And, you know, now, he's

57:03

kind of changes approach where he wants, you

57:05

know, you know, you know, you know, you

57:07

know, you know, you know, you know, you

57:10

know, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind

57:12

of, kind of, you know, kind of, kind

57:14

of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind

57:16

of, kind of, He doesn't have that many

57:19

players. Like if I'm going to pay these

57:21

guys, I'm going to have a limited amount

57:23

of players and play them all. So just

57:26

to kind of take people behind the scenes

57:28

of what it's like to be a SEC

57:30

head basketball coach. He went back to Kentucky

57:32

two nights ago and won, which was incredible

57:35

because of all that he accomplished there winning

57:37

a national championship. got kind of a you

57:39

know some fans were clapping when he came

57:42

back some fans were booing they hadn't gotten

57:44

over it but he went in there and

57:46

won so look all these behind the scenes

57:48

shows just give the audience a different view

57:51

so we're excited about it razor's edge coming

57:53

out on vice hell yeah I'm so intrigued

57:55

and that I'm definitely

57:58

gonna be dialed in.

58:00

Fuck yeah. If

58:02

you were both playing

58:04

college football today, who

58:07

has the higher NIL deals? You

58:12

gotta go with Peyton again. I

58:14

mean, the guy's, you know, he's a

58:16

great spokesman. He's just... He

58:19

could sell a product or what? Yeah,

58:21

I wouldn't have accepted any of it.

58:23

I would have given it all to

58:25

my centers and my clients. There we

58:27

go, there we go. Oh, you can

58:29

just lie to him or like that.

58:33

Oh, my

58:36

gosh. So good. How has

58:38

the NIL stuff changed the landscape? Cause

58:40

you guys both have kids coming up, the

58:42

documentary with Calipari, I'm sure it touches

58:44

on the NIL. What are your guys thoughts

58:46

on NIL just in general? Yeah, I

58:48

don't know. I mean, it's probably a better

58:50

question for Travis. I mean, Travis, are

58:52

you seeing any change in the

58:54

demeanor of college players

58:56

coming to the NFL? Because, I mean,

58:58

to me, that's the biggest thing that

59:00

I was worried about. You know, our

59:02

guys coming in as hungry

59:05

to try to make the team, to

59:07

try to, you know, obviously win a championship,

59:09

hopefully, but you know, make some money

59:11

as well. Are you seeing that Travis? It

59:13

probably just depends on the individual. It's,

59:16

I think it has a lot to do

59:18

with the culture in KC. I haven't seen

59:20

that. Our number one pick Xavier Worthy has

59:22

been nothing but the hardest worker on the

59:24

team. He's just spent every single day grinding

59:26

it out, trying to figure out ways to

59:28

implement himself in the offense more and get

59:30

better at the things that coach Reed asked

59:32

him to do. So I definitely haven't seen

59:34

it in the rookies we've got, at least,

59:36

but yeah, who knows? Yeah, I

59:38

mean, to me, that's the thing that

59:40

I want to keep is keep guys coming

59:42

in hungry and trying to accomplish new

59:44

goals and obviously help teams win. So as

59:46

long as we got that going, you

59:48

know, I'm okay. I'm with you.

59:51

Nice. Well, last question. Hypothetically,

59:53

if there had been an

59:55

official manning bowl, who

59:57

would have won? Wow. Well,

1:00:00

I'll answer. He don't want to

1:00:02

say that he's too nice. I

1:00:04

mean, he is in the, in

1:00:06

the, in the NFL games, I

1:00:09

have not beat him in a

1:00:11

real game. Now, you know, flag

1:00:13

football, I got that master,

1:00:15

but I'm over three. Anytime we

1:00:17

faced him in a real game.

1:00:20

And so, but, you know, I'm,

1:00:22

That's just the way, just the

1:00:24

way it went those years. It would

1:00:26

have been, I guess it would have

1:00:29

been, I don't know if it would

1:00:31

have been fun to play you in

1:00:33

a Super Bowl or not. I mean,

1:00:36

y'all did it. It's gotta be all

1:00:38

over right now. It was not fun

1:00:40

at all. It was fucking terrible. I

1:00:43

mean, the one thing. I had a

1:00:45

pretty good time. Yeah, you enjoyed yourself,

1:00:47

I'm sure. Yeah. Hey, Travis Jason, the

1:00:49

one thing Eli has no clue and

1:00:52

no understanding, and believe me, he's proud

1:00:54

of it, is what it's like to

1:00:56

lose a Super Bowl, right? And it's

1:00:59

a horrible feeling. Obviously, obviously winning is

1:01:01

as great as you think it is,

1:01:03

and losing is as bad as you

1:01:05

think it is. And so I'm kind

1:01:07

of glad that it didn't happen because

1:01:10

I know that was tough on you

1:01:12

too, tough on your family. And Eli

1:01:14

and I played three times in the

1:01:16

regular season. and just in a regular season

1:01:19

game. And now you take that to the

1:01:21

Super Bowl and knowing, you know, obviously the

1:01:23

attention of the quarterbacks gonna

1:01:25

get in a Super Bowl, win or lose,

1:01:27

knowing that one had to win and one

1:01:30

had to lose, I probably wouldn't wish that.

1:01:32

on my family. So I'm probably

1:01:34

glad that it didn't happen. And

1:01:36

I think the way y'all handled

1:01:38

that several years ago and the

1:01:40

way your family handled it was

1:01:42

first class, I know that was not

1:01:44

easy. Yeah, well, I mean, I had

1:01:46

lost one. I hear what you're saying,

1:01:48

paid. I had lost a Super Bowl

1:01:50

going into the game that we are.

1:01:52

So I just had to make sure

1:01:54

that Jason felt that misery. And that

1:01:56

was just being a good brother. You

1:01:58

guys know about being good brothers. celebrating

1:02:00

like there's no one that your brother is

1:02:03

crying in his hotel room and you're just

1:02:05

you were just fine this going out there

1:02:07

and just well you know once you have

1:02:10

a few beers you forget about everything I

1:02:12

was not I wasn't crying I was pulling

1:02:14

a Jeremy Shockies what I was like. Eli

1:02:16

you brought up spags where Eagles are playing

1:02:19

one of the best defense coordinators in the

1:02:21

history of the NFL this point it feels

1:02:23

like what would you do What would your

1:02:26

game plan be going up against that Blitz

1:02:28

packaging and like everything that he can throw

1:02:30

at you? Like what would you give it

1:02:32

away? Don't give it away. Yeah, I mean,

1:02:35

I don't know. Nothing to give away. Spags,

1:02:37

spags is the best. And I mean, we

1:02:39

saw it. It's the first I've ever seen

1:02:42

it in that in our first Super Bowl,

1:02:44

going to get the Patriots where, you know,

1:02:46

every time he had a strong side blitz

1:02:48

and Brady made a call away. I'm gonna

1:02:51

pick it up. he had the defense reverse

1:02:53

it and this kind of make a call

1:02:55

and all of a sudden it came from

1:02:58

the weak side and getting them to throw

1:03:00

hot, it's getting them, you know, really just

1:03:02

kind of causing some issues saying, hey I

1:03:04

can't be right with my protections, he's all,

1:03:07

they're flip-flopping it sometimes and so you just

1:03:09

see it, you know, unbelievable. And last week's

1:03:11

game, the last play, the fourth down against

1:03:14

the bills versus an empty formation of a

1:03:16

four by one, he brings a will corner

1:03:18

blitz. on the biggest, you know, biggest play

1:03:20

of the game and gets, you know, it

1:03:23

has a free runner going. So, I mean,

1:03:25

that's his mentality. He wants to blitz, but

1:03:27

it's not just, hey, we're bringing Blitz zero.

1:03:29

It's going to be some exotic blitz, some

1:03:32

blitz. He hasn't done all game long. All

1:03:34

game long is not showing this blitz. When

1:03:36

do you bring it? fourth and five on

1:03:39

the last drive in the most critical moment

1:03:41

of the game. And so that's what makes

1:03:43

them hard to prepare for is that, hey,

1:03:45

how do I prepare for something I haven't

1:03:48

seen yet or something they haven't done this

1:03:50

year yet that he's gonna, you know, draw

1:03:52

up for these critical moments. And then when

1:03:55

you think he is on a blitz, he

1:03:57

fakes the blitz and going back to coverage.

1:03:59

So, just. when you think he got him?

1:04:01

He's the best of mind. He's a great

1:04:04

leader. He's a great human being. This

1:04:06

is one of the great, you know,

1:04:08

people and so happy for him all

1:04:10

his success. And, you know, I think Travis,

1:04:12

you know how lucky are to have

1:04:14

him on that defense aside, just, you

1:04:16

know, being the leader over there. One

1:04:18

of my favorite coaches of all time,

1:04:21

baby. I'm right there with you, brother.

1:04:23

Well, fellas. Thank you guys for

1:04:25

your time man. The manings have

1:04:27

came through Meg. One good brother

1:04:29

to another man. We love you

1:04:31

guys. Thank you guys for leading

1:04:33

the way. Doing things the right

1:04:35

way and always lending a helping

1:04:37

hand man. We love you guys

1:04:40

man. I can't look at the

1:04:42

football kicks. I can't wait to

1:04:44

see this field goal kick. Yeah.

1:04:46

I don't know what I'm more fired

1:04:48

up. But watch it. I've seen

1:04:50

enough Super Bowls. I want

1:04:52

to watch this good. Okay.

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Our second food review. Was

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crayfish. All right, Jason, dive in.

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Well, there's two spoons. I think

1:08:06

there's two for your right and left

1:08:09

hand. Are you not gonna eat any

1:08:11

gum? I'm not eating that, no. What

1:08:13

kind of gumbo is this? Chicken and

1:08:16

sausage. Chicken and sausage. Another reason why

1:08:18

I'm not eating it. I'm not a

1:08:20

sausage guy. Oh, that's right. Even when

1:08:22

it's cut up? Even when it's cut

1:08:25

up. I thought that was just a phallic

1:08:27

thing. But wait, you

1:08:29

ate that was disgusting. Oh my god,

1:08:31

that sound is so good. What the

1:08:34

fuck was that like slur? I could

1:08:36

use a little hot sauce. Hot sauce.

1:08:38

Who eats like that? Somebody

1:08:41

wearing a white t-shirt eating

1:08:43

gumbo. And make sure you

1:08:45

don't get any extra juice.

1:08:47

I mean, you, you didn't

1:08:49

hesitate. One second, you went back

1:08:51

for, you went back for like,

1:08:53

it's fucking, it's delicious, tr,

1:08:55

tr, it's chicken and sausage.

1:08:57

in soup form with rice.

1:08:59

All right, I'm not gonna

1:09:02

lie. I don't even know

1:09:04

how to fucking attack this.

1:09:06

I've never had a crawfish

1:09:08

outside of like, what do

1:09:11

you mean? I had a

1:09:13

car. I've cracked that sucker

1:09:15

open. But am I eating the

1:09:17

belly? I got Greg. Locals,

1:09:19

help it. Top and tail

1:09:21

off? Yeah. That's, the fuck

1:09:23

you mean other way, that's

1:09:25

the tail. Tale. So I'm

1:09:28

only eating the tail. optional

1:09:30

to suck the head. I'm

1:09:32

gonna suck that mother fuck

1:09:34

her's head if it's optional.

1:09:36

How do I get this in?

1:09:38

I have no idea. I'm not

1:09:40

even getting any fucking meat out

1:09:42

of this thing. Just, you've never

1:09:44

ate a shrimp before? I'll tell

1:09:46

you what, it's a bad idea

1:09:49

to eat fucking crawfish on your

1:09:51

god damn lap in a white

1:09:53

t-shirt. This is a fucking awful

1:09:56

desire. Dude. You gotta put your superhero mask

1:09:58

on. That's why am I fucking doing? doing

1:10:00

this right? Is somebody telling

1:10:02

me how to do this?

1:10:04

100% you are. You're getting

1:10:06

it. There you go. See,

1:10:08

you did it. It tastes

1:10:10

great. But I'm kind of

1:10:13

feeling the same thing I

1:10:15

feel towards crab, which is

1:10:17

just like it's a lot

1:10:19

of work for like not

1:10:21

that much meat. This is

1:10:23

better than crab though. I

1:10:25

dig that flavor. What I

1:10:27

do, suck the head. There

1:10:29

you go. This way? Go

1:10:31

four to five to six

1:10:33

days. Maybe that's all we

1:10:36

need. We can go do

1:10:38

the bong at the dog,

1:10:40

smoke that crawfish head. So

1:10:42

you only eat the fucking

1:10:44

tails of this thing? The

1:10:46

fuck, that just seems like

1:10:48

such a waste. Look at

1:10:50

how small its tail is.

1:10:52

Oh yeah. Well I need

1:10:54

to see what your rhythm's

1:10:56

like, man, because I'm getting

1:10:59

no rhythm. And I feel

1:11:01

like this is a lot

1:11:03

to throw away. That's why

1:11:05

I'm sucking that head, don't!

1:11:07

but on difficulty of obtaining

1:11:09

the meat and just pure

1:11:11

waste. I'm going like four.

1:11:13

But it's absolutely wonderful. If

1:11:15

I knew what I was

1:11:17

doing, I think it'd be

1:11:19

a 10. We are here

1:11:22

for a reason. There is

1:11:24

the 59 Super Bowl in

1:11:26

the history of the NFL

1:11:28

being played. 59. Yeah. It's

1:11:30

a lot of Super Bowl.

1:11:32

If I'm reading my Roman

1:11:34

numerals, correct. That's 59. It

1:11:36

is correct. Continually gets more

1:11:38

confusing when they start adding

1:11:40

L's. The hells always get

1:11:43

you know what the hell

1:11:45

we're just gonna have to

1:11:47

abandon over numerous because nobody's

1:11:49

gonna have a fucking clue

1:11:51

at the room and over

1:11:53

means. It's like cursive. Yeah.

1:11:55

I don't even teach the

1:11:57

kids. kids anymore. What is,

1:11:59

what's, so X is five,

1:12:01

one, ten, ten, yeah, that's

1:12:03

right, I is one, V is five, X is ten,

1:12:06

L is fifty, seven. What's the most

1:12:08

complicated Roman numeral number

1:12:10

you can, like, long, we can come up with,

1:12:12

was it would be like, so couldn't be

1:12:14

like subtracted, like 500, is just five

1:12:16

C's just five C's just five C's

1:12:18

just five C's just five C's just five

1:12:21

C's five C's just five C's five C's five

1:12:23

C's five C's five C's five C's, five C's, five

1:12:25

C's, five C's, five C's, five C's, five C's, five

1:12:27

C's, five C's, five C's, five C's, five C's, five

1:12:29

C's, There's 500. I don't

1:12:31

know if this is the Super

1:12:33

Bowl talk everyone wants to hear

1:12:36

the largest number that can be

1:12:38

represented in Roman numerals is 3,999,

1:12:40

which is written M, M, C,

1:12:42

M, X, C, I, X. Well,

1:12:45

there you have it. We're going

1:12:47

to have to ban in Roman

1:12:49

numerals at Super Bowl 3,999 because

1:12:51

Good luck selling that merchandise. Hi.

1:12:54

With this being your fifth Super

1:12:56

Bowl, there's any change with how

1:12:58

you approach this game. Are you

1:13:01

gonna abandon all the other things that

1:13:03

applied you to win? No, I'm gonna

1:13:05

stay true to those, particularly the

1:13:08

second half of those games. Try

1:13:10

and start this one nice and

1:13:12

fast. I gotta say this, because

1:13:14

I get, okay, so everybody brings

1:13:17

up the half-time being longer. Whenever somebody

1:13:19

goes, so for those of you that

1:13:21

don't know, the half time is longer.

1:13:23

And typically it's like 15 minutes. It's

1:13:25

not that much longer. It's 10 minutes

1:13:28

more. I don't know if I am

1:13:30

just like so anti organized, have me do

1:13:32

anything on game day. You're preaching to the

1:13:34

choir. I cannot stay like, they're like, okay,

1:13:36

we need to stretch at this and do

1:13:38

this like, motherfucker. It's 10 more minutes. I'm

1:13:41

pretty sure I'm not getting cold down. I'm

1:13:43

gonna eat an uncrustable and get my mind

1:13:45

right for the second half. I don't need

1:13:47

you to tell me to stretch my quads.

1:13:49

Make sure everybody knows. That is the key

1:13:52

at half time. Is the uncrustable? Is you

1:13:54

an uncrustable, a concrete sign? And go ahead

1:13:56

and enjoy yourself. I think a lot of

1:13:58

the times it gets over. Well, I

1:14:00

guess I'm one in one. You are

1:14:02

clearly a better record. Do you feel

1:14:05

like people overthink that portion of the

1:14:07

Super Bowl? You know what? Selfishly thinking,

1:14:09

yes, but in the grand scheme of

1:14:12

things, people do like structure and people

1:14:14

do like to kind of be under,

1:14:16

you know, some sort of regimen. I

1:14:19

think it helps guys in their first

1:14:21

couple years or they did it my

1:14:23

first Super Bowl to. just relax, understand

1:14:25

this is how much time's going going

1:14:28

on and it gave me something to

1:14:30

do. Did I stretch the next time?

1:14:32

No, but I, you know, I understood

1:14:35

what I was capable of doing at

1:14:37

that point. I understood the system. I

1:14:39

understood like what was the system. I

1:14:41

understood like what was happening. It was

1:14:44

I was more familiar with the, yeah,

1:14:46

the entire Super Bowl system. So it's

1:14:48

just like I didn't do a lot

1:14:51

of the stuff I did my first

1:14:53

year. But I think you're very much

1:14:55

wired that same way. I would have

1:14:57

much rather taken the more allocated time

1:15:00

and be like, hey, let's talk about

1:15:02

what we're going to do in the

1:15:04

second half even more than we get

1:15:07

allotted. in a regular half time, because

1:15:09

a regular half time, you're speeding through.

1:15:11

You're like, okay, this is what they're

1:15:14

giving us. These are the coverages we're

1:15:16

seeing. These are the runs we're getting

1:15:18

to. These are the concepts we like

1:15:20

on third down, yada yada. Let's go

1:15:23

out there and play ball. It's like,

1:15:25

no, let's actually talk about like, what

1:15:27

are the first 10 plays we might

1:15:30

run coming out of the second half

1:15:32

and like really dialing on this stuff.

1:15:34

If Jason Kelsey doesn't need it, Jason

1:15:36

Kelsey ain't gonna fucking do it. Just

1:15:39

feel like, just drink yourself for fucking

1:15:41

water and sodium. Get you some pickle

1:15:43

juice. Get you, eat you an uncrustable,

1:15:46

maybe snag an orange, jog back out

1:15:48

to the field, guess what, you'll be

1:15:50

warm again. I'm also just anti-stretching in

1:15:53

general, so I'm not the person I

1:15:55

asked. Too well, was. I played in

1:15:57

fucking world record consecutive games for the

1:15:59

Eagles, maybe I'm... to something. Stretching is

1:16:02

overrated. Push-ups, sit-ups, jumpa-jacks, two walls.

1:16:04

The only two times I pull

1:16:06

the muscle and I'm not making

1:16:08

this up is when I was

1:16:10

doing yoga, like I was in a yoga

1:16:12

class in college, pulled a muscle. Then

1:16:15

I started doing some yoga in

1:16:17

the NFL one year, I did like a

1:16:19

yoga class very same week, pulled a

1:16:21

muscle. I'm like, this stretching shit is

1:16:23

for the birds dog. It ain't for

1:16:26

me. But to answer your question, I

1:16:28

think. Over the last four Super Bowls

1:16:30

that I've been to, I am at

1:16:32

a completely different place as a leader.

1:16:34

So I feel like getting everyone

1:16:37

comfortable is my biggest thing.

1:16:39

Because I'm gonna go out there and

1:16:41

I'm gonna be, you know, I'm gonna

1:16:43

play my style of football because I'm

1:16:46

confident in where I've been and

1:16:48

how I've gotten here and things like

1:16:50

that. But we got a lot of

1:16:52

new faces that haven't been in the

1:16:54

Super Bowl yet and I'm sure it'll

1:16:56

hit. them like it hit me my

1:16:58

first really two Super Bowls and it'll

1:17:00

surprise them how emotional it'll be for

1:17:02

them so trying to weather that storm

1:17:04

and make sure they feel comfortable and

1:17:06

the biggest thing man is if adversity

1:17:08

hits man band together man this is

1:17:10

a team sport brother you didn't get

1:17:12

here alone and you got guys fighting

1:17:14

right there with you get the nail on

1:17:16

the head I think having the structure is nice

1:17:19

for the guys that want it there and then

1:17:21

if you don't want to do it Most

1:17:23

of the coaches realize the older guys that

1:17:25

want to get something that's accomplished. Yeah, go

1:17:27

do your thing. They're not going to push

1:17:30

back on it. We're just making sure everybody

1:17:32

feels comfortable and not letting the moment get

1:17:34

too big. Yeah, that's going to be my

1:17:36

biggest concern is just making sure everybody

1:17:38

feels comfortable and playing our style of

1:17:41

football, man. I think we're playing the

1:17:43

best team that we've played yet and

1:17:45

that's it makes sense going into the

1:17:47

going into the Super Bowl. I think

1:17:49

offensively, defensively, special teams wise, both teams

1:17:51

match up really good. And at the

1:17:53

same time, you know, I got all

1:17:55

the confidence in the formula that we've

1:17:57

had under Coach Reed and just how.

1:17:59

We do things in KC and I just,

1:18:02

you know, I believe in the guys next

1:18:04

to me and if we play our style

1:18:06

of football, man, we're gonna put ourselves in

1:18:08

a good situation. That's the biggest thing. The

1:18:10

emotions of the game can cause people to

1:18:12

do. I'm characteristics things that they normally wouldn't.

1:18:15

Yeah. So how do we avoid that? You

1:18:17

can either make it timid or make you

1:18:19

a way too ballsy. Yeah. Or it can

1:18:21

make you just right. If you weather it

1:18:23

right, if you weather it writing, it'll be

1:18:25

perfect. It's like, oh, it's just the biggest

1:18:28

game. I gotta be great. I gotta go

1:18:30

do some crazy. Or you can weigh over

1:18:32

thing it, which I've done both. I've done

1:18:34

all of these. I've done absolutely all of

1:18:36

these. A lot of fans are asking if

1:18:38

Pat is okay. They trade them to the

1:18:41

Lakers in case you live in a sewer.

1:18:43

Pat's treats almost gave the chiefs a heart

1:18:45

attack. He said, I'm sick right now. And

1:18:47

everybody is like, wait what? Yeah. I knew

1:18:49

exactly what it was because yeah you were

1:18:52

probably with him. Well yeah I'm in a

1:18:54

few different group tests with him and everybody

1:18:56

was like what the fuck is going on

1:18:58

in Dallas. Obviously a Dallas Dallas kid and

1:19:00

grew up a huge Dallas sports fan. It's

1:19:02

been a countless Dallas sports fan and has

1:19:05

been countless games we were actually at a

1:19:07

game and I got to say what's up

1:19:09

to Luke we talked about it on the

1:19:11

show. Did Pat say what's wrong with the

1:19:13

what happened? What happened? I'm pretty sure nobody

1:19:15

knows nobody knows exactly what happened. Even Mark

1:19:18

Cuban came out and said, I was listening

1:19:20

to my god, Jan Parsons, talk about it.

1:19:22

He said, yeah, I don't have any idea

1:19:24

what's going on. It's still up in the

1:19:26

air on if it was the good move,

1:19:28

the right move to make. Did you see,

1:19:31

what was the, what do you think, what

1:19:33

do you think, what do you think the

1:19:35

equivalent, well, you don't even watch the NBA,

1:19:37

so I got to watch some of it.

1:19:39

Oh, all right. Yeah, I've not watched any

1:19:42

of this year. Who's in the, who's in

1:19:44

the number one seat for the East? I've

1:19:46

just told you I've not watched any of

1:19:48

this year. I know it's not the Sixers.

1:19:50

Yeah, you're right. They are sure. It's the

1:19:52

team that honored you and gave you a

1:19:55

jersey that you set courtside at. Jason. Nice.

1:19:57

They're bowling like that. I knew they had

1:19:59

a good start to the year. I've not.

1:20:01

tweet and everything kind of got confusing but

1:20:03

Pat's good. Pat's all good. He's not actually

1:20:05

sick. It's healthy. All right this fucking

1:20:08

go. I can't wait for this Sunday

1:20:10

man I'm so freaking fired up if

1:20:12

it wasn't for the Manning's giving me

1:20:14

fired I'll talk about the National Anthem

1:20:16

or Jason talking about how he'll be

1:20:18

happy if the Eagles win. I am

1:20:20

so fired up for this game. I

1:20:22

love it. You know, I just want I

1:20:24

want I relish in these moments,

1:20:26

man. I've been waiting all year

1:20:28

to fast forward to this game,

1:20:30

man. What's the most electric national

1:20:32

anthem? You already know it's Chris

1:20:34

Ableton. There's just no one even

1:20:36

close. I, I, on, on a,

1:20:38

on a sad day, I will

1:20:40

put that video on. I'll go

1:20:42

to YouTube. Just to watch, you

1:20:44

mean, next year, any cry, and then

1:20:47

revel in the fact that you beat

1:20:49

us. Chris Jones cried too to be

1:20:51

fair. Chris Jones cried. I cried but

1:20:54

I kept my composure. Yeah,

1:20:56

that's but more so Chris did

1:20:58

this thing and it one of

1:21:00

my favorite performances ever. Yeah, it

1:21:02

was very electric. Nice. Well, let's

1:21:04

get to our last food review.

1:21:06

Make folks fear what you feel

1:21:09

inside. All right Brandon bring the

1:21:11

king cake and the bignés in.

1:21:13

Oh yeah. Tra. Traver you love

1:21:15

to eat this. No, but I am.

1:21:18

What? Wait, are you allowed to

1:21:21

eat or are you not allowed

1:21:23

to eat it? No, I'm

1:21:25

not allowed to eat this,

1:21:27

Jason. But for the sake

1:21:29

of the show, I will

1:21:31

eat this. You're willing to

1:21:33

do something like that. It

1:21:35

would have Andy came in

1:21:37

right before you're about to

1:21:39

take a bite and take

1:21:42

it on. I'll fucking offer

1:21:44

him one and see what

1:21:46

happens. Oh, I love the texture

1:21:48

of that too. Oh,

1:21:50

is the cinnamon

1:21:53

line? So what is

1:21:55

a king king? Mmm.

1:21:57

Mmm. Cinnamon

1:21:59

roll. Yeah, clay and cinnamon

1:22:01

roll. There's a little bit of

1:22:03

like a minty frosting in there.

1:22:05

It's not your typical frosting. There's

1:22:08

something in the frosting, for sure.

1:22:10

These sprinkles. You think it's minty

1:22:12

sprinkles? I'm like a minty sprinkles.

1:22:14

I'm like a lamb getting zero

1:22:17

mint. It tastes like something from

1:22:19

Philly to be honest. Like something

1:22:21

I would get a waw was.

1:22:23

It tastes like a cinnamon roll

1:22:25

with frosting and sprinkles on. I'm

1:22:28

giving tasty cake. It's kind of

1:22:30

like a tasty cake with frosting.

1:22:32

Yeah, it's a good loaf of

1:22:34

bread for sure. Well, good bake,

1:22:36

good bake, good bake, good rise

1:22:39

on it. Where are you going?

1:22:41

I went seven out of ten.

1:22:43

It's no tasty cake. I started

1:22:45

giving like a number when you

1:22:47

don't even know what like, are

1:22:50

we raising it on just like

1:22:52

bait goods? Yeah, seven out ten.

1:22:54

Then yeah, let's go. Have you

1:22:56

spell bignee? You just read it.

1:22:59

Cheater. Oh, probably there's not sure.

1:23:01

This is my crime tonight. I

1:23:03

will eat all of those. So

1:23:05

what is, are you supposed to

1:23:07

do anything with a bignier other

1:23:10

than like, I'm never first of

1:23:12

all, these fucking bignets are huge.

1:23:14

I've never seen bignets as big.

1:23:16

That's my kind of shit right

1:23:18

here. Are you supposed to like

1:23:21

dip them in something or just

1:23:23

eat it? You typically have these

1:23:25

with coffee in the morning like

1:23:27

a donut? Oh, good. It's just

1:23:29

a, it's a funnel cake in

1:23:32

a, in a, like a, in

1:23:34

a donut fashion. I can go

1:23:36

on with this. One more week,

1:23:38

Travis. I love funnel cakes. One

1:23:40

more week, Travis. I love funnel

1:23:43

cakes. One more week. Give me

1:23:45

out of there. Give me out

1:23:47

of there. Give me out. Where's

1:23:49

too late? I can't wait till

1:23:52

my beer is fully white. Dude,

1:23:54

it's almost there. It's getting there.

1:23:56

You're gonna be Tim Allen and

1:23:58

Santa Claus and like... a year.

1:24:00

I mean I'll be tomorrow in

1:24:03

the Santa Claus this year if

1:24:05

the Santa Claus dies in the

1:24:07

front yard. If you guys caught

1:24:09

that, how's it going? Dude if

1:24:11

you become Santa Claus you gotta

1:24:14

invite me to North Pole. I

1:24:16

gotta go because if it's anything

1:24:18

like the movie with the rock.

1:24:20

I can't. I gotta uplive. This

1:24:22

can be just me and Bernard

1:24:25

in college gonna have to raid

1:24:27

the kids on our own. Out

1:24:30

of 10, out of 10, we

1:24:32

got a rate of out of

1:24:35

10. I'm going to put, uh,

1:24:37

I'm going nine out of 10.

1:24:39

The bread was a little, but

1:24:41

it's probably just because it was

1:24:43

baked in the morning and we're

1:24:45

eating them now. You could tell

1:24:47

that thing freshly fried and hot.

1:24:49

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. I mean,

1:24:51

I'll take a dozen. Funnel cake,

1:24:53

it's just susceptible to eat any

1:24:56

time. Yeah. Beny get to get

1:24:58

to eight out of 10. Nice.

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1:25:10

Delorean or a hot tub time

1:25:12

machine to travel back in time

1:25:14

and invent the Pony Express? Alexander

1:25:17

Major is my ask. You can't

1:25:19

convince me that this is not

1:25:21

Travis in the top hand. I

1:25:23

mean. If I'm looking at myself

1:25:25

in the mirror, it's pretty damn

1:25:27

good. Yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty

1:25:29

solid. I will say that they

1:25:31

couldn't be me because I would

1:25:33

never be seen with that fucking

1:25:35

hat on. Travis, you need to

1:25:38

go, this needs to be your

1:25:40

pre-game suit both fit. Top hat?

1:25:42

I remember wearing a top hat.

1:25:44

Not too long, yeah. What'd you

1:25:46

wear a top hat, do you

1:25:48

don't remember that one? When I

1:25:50

was in law, man. Oh, I

1:25:52

do remember there. I do remember

1:25:54

there. So I got caught my

1:25:56

own lie. I enjoy one of

1:25:59

those. But only in front of

1:26:01

80,000 people. You pulled it out.

1:26:03

Well, there's a lot more people

1:26:05

than 80,000 people that saw that.

1:26:07

But you pulled it off really well.

1:26:09

Thanks. It's always scary. Have you

1:26:11

ever came across like a really like,

1:26:13

Travis, we are the most generic white

1:26:16

looking people on the planet. It is

1:26:18

so many people. You know, there were

1:26:20

just 25 of them in downtown New

1:26:22

Orleans. And you could not pick me

1:26:24

out of a fucking lineup. You're where's

1:26:27

Waldo, dude? Do you ever see that

1:26:29

salt and pepper beard out of fucking

1:26:31

anybody? I look like. Yeah, I could

1:26:33

take one good look at those tits

1:26:36

and know exactly who is. I look

1:26:38

like 12 former president, including Grover Cleveland

1:26:40

and Theodore Roosevelt and like

1:26:42

any other ones that are white

1:26:44

with a beard. All right. I

1:26:47

mean, it's definitely an Eastern Europe,

1:26:49

or is it like Slavic area?

1:26:51

From Lithuania, getting drafted in the

1:26:53

NBA, and I was like, holy shit,

1:26:56

I'm Lithuanian. I mean, we're not far

1:26:58

off, it's close. I mean, dude, you

1:27:00

can't tell me that I don't have

1:27:03

Lithuanian, Eastern Europe. I mean,

1:27:05

it's definitely Eastern Europe, but

1:27:07

is it Northeastern, or is

1:27:10

it like Slavic area? Slavic,

1:27:12

for sure. For sure. For sure. For

1:27:14

sure. Yes, yeah, that's higher north way

1:27:16

up there. That's that's different area

1:27:18

than our ancestors are. I feel like

1:27:21

our ancestors just fucked their way across

1:27:23

Europe. It feels like we have a

1:27:25

little bit of everything. Yeah, it's true.

1:27:27

Why we look like everybody. True American

1:27:30

mutt. Yeah, I guess I'll pass the. Oh, we

1:27:32

need a little bit of this over here and

1:27:34

we have our Ashkenasi over here, our Irish

1:27:36

over here, our Slavic down here, our

1:27:39

Serbian here. We actually don't have any

1:27:41

clue what we are on dad's side

1:27:43

because he's the only one that didn't

1:27:45

get the 23 and me or whatever.

1:27:48

It's true. We got to get that out

1:27:50

of him. He just always says

1:27:52

he's American. I'm American. Didn't

1:27:55

matter. Yeah. We have ancestors in

1:27:57

Pennsylvania and West Virginia.

1:28:00

I guess that's accurate pop. So

1:28:02

yeah, solid photo. What was

1:28:04

the question there? There was

1:28:06

no question. Is it a

1:28:08

time travel? That was a

1:28:10

question. Are you a time

1:28:12

travel? I have some Mardi

1:28:14

Mac flies, but that's about

1:28:17

as close as I get

1:28:19

to time traveling. If you

1:28:21

could time travel, where would

1:28:23

you go back to? Oh,

1:28:25

man. I'm trying to see

1:28:27

some dinosaurs. Super Bowl 57

1:28:29

and make sure that we

1:28:31

win that fucking game. So

1:28:33

then I wouldn't be depressed

1:28:36

about not having lost that

1:28:38

game. Hmm. Yeah. I really

1:28:40

don't feel that bad about

1:28:42

my Super Bowl. I lost

1:28:44

the Tom Brady. I mean.

1:28:46

Yeah. We won against Tom

1:28:48

Brady. I didn't do much,

1:28:50

but it was fun. All

1:28:52

right, let's get to this

1:28:55

next one from Tati. I

1:28:57

need to know the history

1:28:59

behind this picture on Do

1:29:01

we don't we don't know

1:29:03

the fucking history I play

1:29:05

football for a living my

1:29:07

memory goes that I was

1:29:09

strong as fuck as a

1:29:11

baby Look at that dude.

1:29:14

I'm talking to a curl

1:29:16

Travis Kelsey. That's a pro.

1:29:18

He's only two years younger

1:29:20

than me That's a probable

1:29:22

center. So Travis's probably, he's

1:29:24

not even a year old

1:29:26

in that photo. That means

1:29:28

I'm not even three. Look

1:29:30

at that head of hair.

1:29:33

I'm doing curls with my

1:29:35

offhand, peanut butter and jelly

1:29:37

in my right. I don't

1:29:39

know if you saw that.

1:29:41

I'm fucking yoked. You got

1:29:43

to get that outfit, dude.

1:29:45

That is your kind of

1:29:47

outfit. That's my outfit. Dig

1:29:49

the socks. Got a nice

1:29:52

bulge going. I hate you

1:29:54

for making me look at

1:29:56

your bars now. I didn't

1:29:58

want to do it, man.

1:30:00

All right, let me get

1:30:02

out of this fucking thing.

1:30:04

Thank you for the picture.

1:30:06

You guys want to do

1:30:08

a voicemail? All right, let's do

1:30:11

one voicemail. You just press it.

1:30:13

Press Facebook. Hi, my question is,

1:30:15

since we know that the winning

1:30:17

Super Bowl team gets like a

1:30:20

big party after, what happens to

1:30:22

the losing? like dreams from your

1:30:24

childhood that you built up and

1:30:26

you yeah you lose them what

1:30:29

that was harsh yeah to answer

1:30:31

your question the losing team they

1:30:33

both have parties and I I

1:30:35

the one I lost actually was

1:30:38

COVID-year so we just jumped back

1:30:40

on the plane and went the

1:30:42

fuck home and I thought about

1:30:44

jumping out the plane it's very

1:30:47

weird you so they already have

1:30:49

the parties set up the parties

1:30:51

set up in advance So you

1:30:53

still have the party. It's just

1:30:56

the saddest party I've ever been

1:30:58

to. Picture a birthday party combined

1:31:00

with a funeral. And that's what

1:31:02

a true bowl. Losing party feels

1:31:05

like. The funeral always overrides it

1:31:07

for sure. Yeah. No, it's like,

1:31:09

well, there's like, because there's a

1:31:11

bunch of happiness that it's themed

1:31:14

with, but everybody feels like somebody

1:31:16

just died. Yeah. Kind of trying

1:31:18

to justify what happened and oh

1:31:20

yeah like that was it was

1:31:23

a fun season. You remember like

1:31:25

we if we would have done

1:31:27

this, oh if we would have

1:31:29

done that and coaches are leaving

1:31:32

and you're saying goodbyes to teammates

1:31:34

who aren't going to be there

1:31:36

next year just going on a

1:31:38

Jeremy Shockey. Shockey man. I was

1:31:41

I'm I was on a Shockey

1:31:43

for a good two years. Good

1:31:45

thing about the shoe boys you're

1:31:47

going to go on a Jeremy

1:31:50

Shockey. Oh, you know. But if

1:31:52

you wed, you're going on to

1:31:54

Jeremy Shockey. And if you lose,

1:31:56

you're going on to Jeremy Shockey.

1:31:59

Shout to Jeremy Shockey. for being

1:32:01

the best of all the world.

1:32:03

For being the tight end of

1:32:05

the traffic scales who looked up.

1:32:08

Oh my god, I still do.

1:32:10

I still do, Jerry. I gotta

1:32:12

meet you with Shockey, man. Fuck.

1:32:14

You've never met Shockey? Dude, he's

1:32:17

all like literally the only one.

1:32:19

I haven't caught him at any

1:32:21

of the NFL. What is he

1:32:23

doing now? Pretty sure he's hanging

1:32:25

out around Miami football? Yeah, sir.

1:32:27

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1:32:29

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1:32:31

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