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Plenty more of these to come, but

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we've made it to the second level

1:46

of Joke about Hon Cold which is

1:48

children those would be. We ended last

1:50

week walking into the Lagoon. This time

1:52

we're digging in the. Water. This

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one is an ulcer audibly using because slain

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you. The again if you get ahead

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are delighted to be like you die down

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you're not in Imo water as you do

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learn dive later and they're like a deep

2:10

side you can go in yet that

2:12

you unlock the ability. To

2:15

later but I'll you dive in the

2:17

deep side. Years dig on top as

2:19

we're going to have. Realize when we

2:21

had to this this place is only

2:23

half the size of it's actual size.

2:25

Yeah we only have access to like

2:28

the beginning course yes first show them

2:30

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something else he be so as green

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as it had world by some sort

3:01

of their up sitting at sixty frames

3:03

per second yellow on some kind of

3:06

the game. is this exactly the same

3:08

how things even going to be like

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a fee of five. First thing it's

3:12

just like a pass that makes it

3:14

so that's. Exciting! Yeah, so there's that

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would run on. And with oil

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revenue you know you wander around

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and select service. More

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stable than ever, there's nothing going on

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think they just release some a

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blahniks Cities have stayed for something

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is go to Atlantic City Cool?

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Something like that now. Cool? Yeah

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In outdated videogame new. the Fallout

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show was good. Yes, against all

3:41

odds, the five shows really good

3:43

or a that's funny. Let's

3:46

go with just entered took

3:48

a both lagoon yeah he

3:51

showed the both would do.

3:54

With that Yoko Cooper were is

3:56

to ago when we entered the

3:58

Movil who's meanie. They move on

4:01

from verge of about for him.

4:03

he doesn't recognize Choco. He doesn't

4:05

understand this transformation he's gone through.

4:07

Not sure what happened but he

4:09

is definitely so fill out your

4:11

way trump profile. But why oh

4:14

let him was true for well

4:16

I'll tell you a secret. Are

4:18

looking for Paradise on Earth? Are.

4:22

Only child and choke both can

4:24

evolve and leave their masters to

4:26

that paradise to vote for. I'm

4:28

outsourcing of work to evolve. Kokomo

4:30

less evolved Choco so that we

4:32

can go to four Cylinder Movil

4:34

reveals this is all a part

4:37

of some and times prophecy that

4:39

he's bought into. Big. We're

4:42

gonna go to the promised land or

4:45

more than that we're gonna like exploit

4:47

this choke a boat so that show

4:49

a bogus access to the promised land

4:51

and or and he does emailed who

4:53

either. Yeah and then and and Movil

4:55

will get to go to heaven or

4:58

whatever or whatever it ssssss. Because

5:00

he's always dreamed that mean is gonna play.

5:02

I bet this I mean this probably was

5:05

like years in the making. Did he like

5:07

steel would show them away when he was

5:09

like this is the reason he says or

5:12

as an eyebrow is waiting for the chosen

5:14

to promote a com Oh yeah and so

5:16

he's like been keeping his eye out and

5:18

I mean getting regular shows are gonna be

5:21

is like huge to him. This has gotta

5:23

be like oh my god part of a

5:25

prophecy coming through before he sighs a like

5:28

it is necessary that are already as years.

5:30

It's real on shines through both.

5:32

I'm just imagining a jockey that

5:34

believes that his horse will lead

5:37

him to horses. and

5:40

horses paradise that was a horse will

5:42

lead him to the promised land one

5:44

day which is for the horror i

5:46

was a bath forgets to come along

5:48

that is why he's a jockey is

5:50

as if he's with his horse all

5:52

the time he'll make the for those

5:54

paradise will go with them horses air

5:57

garden sees his sister physicists are you

5:59

doing here I did some

6:01

research and wound up here at

6:03

Kupo. There's holy light similar to

6:05

that of the forest I know

6:07

we can find chocographs here. Kupo.

6:09

Kupo. Let's dig around some more

6:11

Kupo It's tougher to dig in

6:13

the bottom of the lagoon than it is in the

6:15

forest We can only dig the

6:18

shallow parts. Chopo doesn't want to go

6:20

deep in the water. So the area

6:22

is limited Kupo Okay, I'll make it

6:24

half time half price half time Yeah,

6:27

you only get fucking 30 seconds in this

6:29

one. Well, it's harder now. It's not enough

6:31

time Does he want to find heaven or

6:33

not? What's the fucking problem here? We could

6:35

just he could just do it for free.

6:37

There's no time limit. Yeah, well, I don't

6:40

see why it has to work like this

6:42

Does he have different prices than the other

6:44

guy? He's like the same guy. We're like

6:46

how'd you get here? There

6:51

you are wow it's deep You

6:54

got two points off All of

6:57

the items here are a lot deeper like

6:59

a one point item will be as deep

7:01

as a chocograph was in level one And

7:03

by one point item, I mean two point

7:05

item because the items here seem to count

7:07

for double the points They did at the

7:09

original place But

7:14

yeah, this is exactly what I would have expected

7:16

like a totally different vibe of a map Yeah,

7:18

I'm glad that it wasn't just one place But

7:21

it was like you kind of needed to do

7:23

that one place enough to unlock this other place

7:26

I don't know why it's like a good thing Wow

7:32

God damn it. Oh my god that time

7:34

you found an item that was super deep

7:36

But you couldn't dig it up in time

7:38

before the timer ran out Yeah, we got

7:40

to level up this beak so that that's

7:42

not happening, you know I'm only one way

7:44

to do that more hot and cold. That's just

7:47

gotta keep going You

7:49

know, there was a chocograph that was

7:51

definitely a chocograph There

7:56

You go. Yeah,

8:00

regular human issue here here.

8:04

Sue Herrell. Mow

8:07

my lawn, Know.

8:13

You were about to unearth that one. Didn't

8:15

have time or hand. Yeah, like I can't

8:17

get these deep ones in time. I

8:29

would be. Yes,

8:31

you gotta throw the recipes for thirty points

8:33

special bonus or thirty points as a lot

8:36

more than we were getting before Will birds

8:38

for the show progress piece, right? That's like

8:40

the rarest one there's five of, but even

8:42

then I just want to remind people were

8:45

gonna need ten thousand to get that robe

8:47

of Lords. Nice

8:49

from us. Mike Mike Mike

8:51

Mike. Fifty

8:54

feel any more time In

8:56

some really divorce. I was.

9:02

Wrong. Move.

9:08

Because I don't. I

9:13

wanted to. For my goodness, Quack.

9:25

quack Quack. Or

9:30

and as. Well

9:33

as well be fitment world mouth.

9:37

Know you do it, You got. To

9:41

you have a level of big man. Now

9:43

it's my third. Wish

9:49

he would give us full time a

9:51

thing for leave here. Yeah for smaller.

9:55

than the prospective groom my part

9:57

down instead of like you're walking

9:59

back I think helps a lot. I agree.

10:02

I also like when it's back here. Yeah You

10:10

got it Like

10:15

half price half time. I

10:17

don't care you charge me full price dude. If I

10:19

pay you full price Will you give me 50 fucking

10:22

seconds? Come on Oh,

10:26

wow on the zero We'll

10:32

start Go

10:34

back to the other table with this one's not paying. I

10:37

know I'm thinking that I think they still shut

10:39

the grass I'm fine there. I bet there are

10:49

You fucking assholes six

10:52

points is not gonna get me the legendary

10:54

robe Come

10:57

on choker grab. Yeah, seriously.

11:00

Yeah, we go And

11:03

beat level 13. I better beat levels

11:05

a lot faster here Stick

11:07

a lot deeper Okay,

11:11

we're going to another one It

11:16

does seem easier to reliably find move here

11:19

right yeah, and

11:21

you get more points even for the bad ones.

11:23

Uh-huh And

11:25

more experience for that beak It's

11:32

like having your most basic intellectual

11:34

needs met there's like a framework

11:37

There's like a task that must

11:39

be done. You can do it

11:41

again Maslow's hierarchy of zoning out.

11:43

Yeah the hierarchy of zoning out.

11:45

It's like it occupies just enough

11:48

Yeah, but not so much that

11:50

it's taxing at all. It's just

11:52

satisfying And Sort

11:54

of maddening. It gives you like an itch where

11:56

you need it, you need to be doing more.

11:58

But You can feel that there's a progression you

12:00

want the you want to choke a graph. All

12:02

my needs are met. A half a. Year

12:06

before I go away. If I

12:08

ever was on the same class

12:10

I was never defined as sincere

12:12

or have a month for her

12:14

for her. Find the club the

12:16

Axis Easier to see where you.

12:21

For however hated for the thing. I

12:25

said when we have created in

12:27

one hand and refuses to and

12:29

far as I sat for a

12:31

way that probably has. Has

12:34

he went further? v and movies

12:37

and yeah yeah family. Also

12:40

on your feet is

12:43

like levels over excessive

12:46

thought Choco where. Are

12:49

you talk of their oh come on

12:51

mommy guess I think of my Visa thing.

12:55

A. Rabbit A. Place.

13:01

Like the fossil hunting in South. Korea

13:04

for triangulation Piano Things.

13:14

Quack. quack. As

13:18

they are. You from

13:20

a new to be afraid it's

13:22

only five show progress. it might

13:24

have any specific said. The press

13:27

and ah, it's fighters in

13:29

his hand. And like somebody. And

13:31

he sustained. Period.

13:36

Last week when.

13:45

A feeling we should totally go back to

13:47

the other place Reagan Full sixty seconds and

13:49

we would find more choke graphs I think.

13:51

yeah I think there's still some we can

13:54

find their i can already see amazing added

13:56

of the just over guitar. What?

14:04

What? your feet? Or a. Spotter.

14:14

The like chime of the beginning of the

14:17

guitar is so hypnotic and whenever we're who

14:19

are playing the for this long like whenever

14:21

the music ends and like you gotta start

14:23

again the music can't stop the i don't

14:25

Let It end. Quiet.

14:31

Corner and the. Oh

14:38

nice. Oh that's a good for

14:40

said. Oh

14:44

yeah, very thoughtful.

14:49

And get three of the one

14:51

more Some services Successful woman with

14:53

a with it's intended as. She

15:00

says oh yes I love of

15:02

a surgeon He spoke with the.

15:10

Are. You

15:12

know I would love to know the percentage

15:14

of times when I'm playing a mini game

15:16

that I say one more than I mean

15:18

it because as bad as easier her it's

15:20

probably zero a succeed as if I'm goin

15:22

I say it may mean my instinct is

15:24

that had zero you usually do at least

15:27

two more at when average whenever I say

15:29

okay last one because then it becomes okay

15:31

Last one that like is an actual run

15:33

you know instead like what I don't want

15:35

an hour ones that one wasn't really that

15:37

one was a real does I fucked up

15:39

rated but you know and then as. A

15:42

specific way that you know how I

15:44

wanna. But I'm like though, I'm saying

15:46

I'm ready to start the process of

15:48

ending. Yeah, and

15:50

not that this will be the last

15:52

one on my mother's wealthy thought i

15:55

am i a lot more and more

15:57

about what's funny is it sounds like

15:59

you like your own parent who's being

16:01

like, this is the last one. You

16:03

know that you can probably get at

16:05

least two more before you actually get

16:07

into any trouble. That's true. And it's

16:09

like, if the parent's looking away when

16:11

a new one happens, then that also,

16:13

they don't know the difference. It could

16:15

have been the same run. And then

16:17

sometimes it goes long enough that I'm

16:19

like, I actually just wanna keep doing

16:21

this. And like, it like, resets. And

16:24

I can win. You know. I'm gonna cut out

16:26

the beak. Oh. Oh

16:31

yeah, it's sweet. And

16:33

we became stronger and it was all worth it

16:35

for that. No

16:39

way. Come on, come on, come on,

16:41

come on. Oh! A

16:44

jump we can. 31, nice. We

16:49

have no way of 461. Oh!

16:54

Saving your tickets at the arcade.

16:56

Dude. Something's got to give.

16:59

Little kid just looking up there, I gotta

17:02

have that bathrobe. I

17:04

gotta have that bathrobe. Am

17:09

I getting better at it? Yeah. That

17:11

seems impossible. That

17:13

overtime you would get better at something? Yes.

17:17

This overtime I would get better at this. It's

17:19

a good sign that you can get better at

17:21

it. You know, that it's not just like, ugh,

17:24

trying to make random disappear. Mm-hmm.

17:27

At least your destiny is in

17:29

your hands to some extent. Mm-hmm.

17:31

You know. That's an illusion. Well

17:33

yeah. Well done.

17:35

Well done, but. I know, but

17:38

it feels better like this. Get

17:41

on it! God, you

17:43

fucking suck. Let's go find

17:45

some troublegrass. You wanna do it? I could do it.

17:47

So how do I have

17:49

a little grass hanging? on

18:00

the world man. Yeah I think we got two new ones

18:02

to look for. The

18:15

list of treasures populated in a slightly

18:17

weird way. We actually have five chocographs

18:19

that we can go find right now.

18:21

We didn't scroll down far enough when

18:23

we were looking before. Ability required for

18:25

these is field and reef. So

18:28

we can do all these. For

18:32

a lot of lagoon though. Oh I

18:34

bet it's up near the northern continent

18:36

with desert continent like reaches up and

18:39

touches it. Uh-huh. I

18:41

start looking for the treasure that's at the

18:44

forgotten lagoon. Mm-hmm. So our airship is over

18:46

there. Yeah you gotta go around

18:48

the long way. Because they won't kind of

18:51

go this way. No. I'm gonna,

18:53

I'm gonna. Okay. You're watching me

18:55

do this. Yeah yeah. What a bunch

18:57

of fucking assholes. They

18:59

did this. It is a pretty cool secret. They did

19:02

this in FF1. Okay I

19:04

guess. When they made you like. They put you right

19:06

next to something and

19:08

then it was like no you have to

19:10

take a really long road. I'm complaining about

19:12

how far away we had to park our

19:15

airship. Yeah. Which is a pain in the

19:17

ass. And what we're looking at though is

19:19

like they're starting to get hard. Like the

19:21

image clue for this is just like a

19:24

piece of desert land. There's like a giant

19:26

continent. This could be like any chunk of.

19:28

Yeah it's a peninsula like place. Yeah.

19:30

The place was made out of peninsulas. Exactly.

19:32

Well this is the seventh school and they

19:35

gave you the fucking. It's not here is

19:37

it? I think it's like on the north

19:39

end of this same continent. You see it

19:42

reaches up towards the. I should definitely go. The

19:45

ice one. I thought it was one of those

19:47

islands in the middle. Yeah but. There's

19:58

just some icy water. Ahead

20:02

of you can call me

20:04

the Earth A D That

20:06

activia suicide thinking lose weight,

20:08

Loss of ice. Rink there

20:10

are many and not have

20:13

club. Member for

20:15

the never been around for

20:17

them. From the airship we've discovered the

20:19

right spot. Yeah, we just kind of find

20:22

the right circle tracks be able to walk

20:24

over here out of he gets their mouths.

20:27

Shut referred to do from

20:29

nice to be a my

20:31

little to no from the

20:33

air. Strikes

20:36

or a. Liverpool

20:39

is. Certainly

20:41

have an appraisal room for now that we've

20:44

been through popcorn this sort of million or.

20:48

Outfits would have been made from ruled

20:50

out for a while and do this

20:53

there has to be someone's fault, but

20:55

mine yeah right. the couldn't be ordinance

20:57

and he said we should existing his

20:59

veins who indicated in some better lead

21:02

have sent us a letter I'm really

21:04

proud of themselves out of like if

21:06

we could have done this in in

21:09

beautiful of those of us beautiful, beautiful,

21:11

Doses. We

21:13

could have had a sense of

21:15

relief. Turbo grass, you know? That

21:20

I'm fast as soon. As

21:23

you for that of this

21:25

seen our trip all at

21:27

once. Is

21:30

my on on land will burn up

21:32

and how the agreement and I'm packing

21:34

around in the water by this peninsula

21:36

man united a getting closer getting a

21:38

minor class. Yeah you're in the area

21:41

but it's like not apparent where this

21:43

is. In order to get up on

21:45

the peninsula we would have to like

21:47

walk forever find a beach. Get back

21:50

to this spot. A Said go for

21:52

a swim in icy water. The

22:00

over any any any Knight Ridder.

22:11

Oh me as it turns out

22:13

it is in the water I

22:15

just didn't find the A Just

22:17

walked past it has verified. Paypal

22:22

cream flavors them

22:24

hyper. One

22:27

Dragons clause. Cool.

22:30

Okay. computer. Okay,

22:35

So we activate the next choke the

22:37

grass. This one's called the abandoned lagoon.

22:39

It looks a lot like the one

22:41

we just did said brown stretch of

22:44

land, nexus motion curves and a different

22:46

way than the one we just found

22:48

lately here to obituary or for the

22:50

moving for the earth cause. Irreparable

22:53

regular he anything so or

22:56

anything more than one is

22:58

it look for in an

23:00

easier way. it is that.

23:03

Yeah, this is the for danton

23:05

continent. the adder continent is the

23:07

one of the north. But as

23:10

is appropriate you forgotten that though

23:12

we're going in that of our

23:14

with man. Or.

23:18

Maybe we're going down

23:20

here for the this

23:22

thing here. Seem

23:25

look at it closely would

23:27

say this blu ray. Ninety

23:29

Three Rivers Coming Will home.

23:34

The thing is, A

23:37

little slow. On

23:39

with. My

23:43

com array. yeah. Is

23:46

it only thing. you

23:49

start looking all around the forgotten continent

23:51

more the thing that we were told

23:53

his on the outer continent yep totally

23:55

wrong place perspective

24:00

is weird too maybe?

24:07

maybe? on the right angle you know?

24:10

yeah the thing that sticks out? yeah

24:12

no I know what you mean I don't

24:14

think so yeah yeah better

24:18

be the other content yeah I'm gonna

24:20

feel like a real idiot not um

24:24

I think it's the north the north content? no

24:26

I'm the north right unless I'm

24:28

misreading the stuff the guy just has

24:30

his hat see? the

24:32

sounds of it like this is not the content

24:35

oh oh you're saying the outer content is the

24:37

one to the north that's what I'm thinking yeah okay

24:40

let's fill it over there we're honing in on

24:42

it there we go yeah

24:46

it looks like this could do this yeah

24:48

yeah press square to go backwards

24:51

I think this is it this is literally it right

24:53

here yep did

24:55

we just fly into it dang that's

24:57

it gotta find the nearest chocobo where

25:00

are we gonna get there? is that a cave we've been to? yeah okay

25:04

okay we came out of it over and

25:06

walked under this thing here and it chocobo

25:08

over here but I don't know

25:11

hmm where? over here over

25:13

here yeah I do I don't know if

25:15

we can get around to there maybe

25:17

I think you can and if you can't it

25:20

would be on the other side of the mountain but I think

25:22

you're gonna have to go to the lagoon cause all of you

25:24

are gonna require the special

25:26

boy I'm pretty convinced that that's it over here

25:29

yeah me too we've definitely found

25:31

where this treasure is we just

25:33

can't seem to access the place to get it

25:35

oh we really don't know this wall it seems

25:37

crazy that

25:40

seems crazy so

25:42

where are you chocobo tracks that are over there? I

25:44

don't know where you are right now you can go back to the place

25:46

you want to go and then just follow the

25:49

shallow water hmm we're

25:51

like there's gotta be a set of chocobo tracks

25:53

that can access this treasure and

25:56

if you can walk around the edge of this with the

25:58

chocobo I'd check can't

26:01

that's where they are wait you

26:03

can't go down there there no i

26:05

don't think so maybe you can but

26:07

it looks pretty blocked off i think

26:09

you have to come down and cross

26:12

this mountain here but if

26:14

i can get onto the water then yeah i know how

26:16

to do it i just need to land like

26:19

how do we get over here why is

26:22

this unlandable the treasure that we're

26:24

looking for says that it only

26:26

needs a chocobo with the field

26:28

and reef ability this

26:30

is only true if you have the

26:32

blue narcissist with you to land here

26:34

you can't land that boat would land

26:36

at the beach that's right next to

26:39

these chocobo tracks yeah basically the airship

26:41

can these are inaccessible we're gonna need

26:43

the higher level chocobo even though the

26:45

chocograph says we don't need that yep

26:48

i don't understand because

26:50

you can land like right on the other side of

26:52

this canyon on the dirt right here no

26:55

no okay is any

26:57

of the dirt over there like cracked or

26:59

slightly different right

27:08

but maybe we need something else to

27:10

even get to the tracks you know

27:12

what i mean yeah what the fuck

27:15

can't jump off fish can we not

27:17

get this so if we have the

27:19

boat we could where is it like

27:21

this is definitely folks not out there

27:23

the boat is a part of us

27:25

can you land it in the water

27:28

go over the water i was trying

27:30

but i don't think so nope what

27:32

the hell you can't land right on

27:34

the beach you just tried yeah i

27:36

did i did but i'll try again

27:38

but i i did try fucking bullshit

27:40

i because there's not i mean it's

27:43

not like we have what's right on

27:45

the other side of this this shit

27:47

like the like like plateau and the

27:49

city of the black mages

27:51

or whatever maybe no

27:55

those tracks are there to get to this yeah

27:57

i know i'm trying to be in it is

27:59

there though Like maybe they were willing

28:01

to go through a location and

28:03

pop out in this land. Like

28:06

a secret road through

28:08

this mountain or yeah or in the

28:10

native village. This is the problem when

28:12

you don't have good information. You can

28:14

get here at the Blue Narcissist. If

28:16

you don't have it, you gotta have

28:18

a better chocobo. I couldn't imagine this

28:20

scenario. I was like

28:22

it says reef. You can get there with

28:24

the reef chocobo, god damn it. We

28:27

have an airship. You know

28:29

like some. That will let

28:31

you access this area.

28:33

Yeah but like you.

28:37

It's not like we need an upgraded chocobo

28:39

to get to these chocobo tracks. That wouldn't

28:42

make any sense. I added an upgraded chocobo.

28:44

It would just go over there. Right. It

28:46

wouldn't look like there's anything. Part

28:48

of these people. I don't know that. I

28:51

don't know how close. Me either but I'm.

28:53

We haven't been back in a while. We

28:55

decided to ask the dwarves of Condor Piti.

28:57

Yeah the chocobo tracks are like sort of

28:59

near that. We're gonna go ask

29:01

around. Does anybody know how to get to

29:03

these tracks? We're overthinking this.

29:16

Should we leave this chocobo graph for another

29:18

day and do a different chocobo graph? Yeah

29:20

I suppose so. I just don't know how

29:22

to get to this one. We

29:24

found the spot. We just can't

29:27

land near the chocobo. You

29:29

think if we go back through this

29:31

cave here that let us out onto

29:33

the continent there's like a. Maybe? Maybe

29:36

through the cave? I thought that

29:39

thought. I mean the cave isn't far from

29:41

the thing. We not even fucking land anywhere

29:43

near this. We can land up on the

29:45

plateau. What I'm suggesting is crazy.

29:47

I'm like let's go back through the fossil

29:49

rue and look for a secret exit that'll

29:52

lead us to these chocobo tracks. So

30:00

much good. It's not great. Why so I

30:02

get my ass back to fossil room Yeah,

30:04

we land like up on the plateau and

30:07

walk our way down to the entrance Nothing

30:09

here for us. There's nothing here. I

30:12

don't even know that we can do anything here Yeah,

30:15

the cave is fossil room and

30:17

there's just like I'm missing something

30:19

here. It's just not nothing in

30:21

there Abandoned

30:23

look good So you

30:25

look up a YouTube video of somebody finding

30:28

the treasure that we can't find He's

30:35

doing it back when he had the boat

30:37

I know dude, but like what about when

30:39

you had the airship how do I solve

30:44

I'm on the third disc and have the airship

30:46

and I've got this chugga-grap and I'm completely stumped

30:49

on how to solve it I've read which each

30:51

I had to go to blah blah blah There's

30:53

a place for the airship to land Sounds

30:55

like us. We got a way to help

30:58

show the boat and climb mountains Okay,

31:00

just can't get since we waited till

31:02

after that day Great

31:04

so that puts a nail in

31:06

it. Yeah, and we select the

31:08

next chocograph. This one's called birds

31:10

eye lagoon Yeah, and it's

31:12

a really distinctive shaped island. I think

31:15

this one will be easy to find There's so

31:17

many small islands surrounding the mess planet people Which

31:20

one's the best continent? I'm gonna make myself

31:22

a turkey thing and a hot dog bun.

31:24

Do you want one? I'm gonna have something

31:26

like that. Sounds great. I'm gonna Gonna

31:29

be like a Philly cheesesteak. That

31:32

sounds perfect. You're gonna like cook it

31:34

up Yeah, I was gonna do turkey

31:36

and sourcrumb, but you're out of bread

31:38

basically. Yeah And

31:41

I was like I'm gonna chop it all up I'm

31:45

flying over the forgotten continent. The

31:47

continent names are confusing. They're all

31:50

like basically interchangeable outer lost forgotten

32:00

Remember now. Said

32:02

it. Was

32:05

really hard to say I could

32:07

be. I find it immediately and

32:09

get on the bird and they're

32:11

packing around the island. Got

32:16

it from on. A

32:21

boat show for fear than three

32:24

years one magician row as a

32:26

with the bird's eye lagoon treasure

32:28

in hand I activate the small

32:31

beat show, progress in vitro flow.

32:33

I feel like I'm right next

32:35

to this is a simply Flew

32:38

or Rhode Island Beach. More.

32:46

Said. I don't really remember

32:48

the sandwich. Food appears that m frying

32:50

up turkey. You described it as like

32:53

a cheese steak. I think I'm just

32:55

gonna melt so you're under turkey and

32:57

then put it in a hot dog

32:59

and mad mustard. Perhaps we'll see. Stay

33:02

tuned. Don't go guy. Don't touch that

33:04

dial. New feature. Where

33:10

the next one record knocking him out? Worth

33:12

A lot easier when you can do them.

33:18

Or. Remedies Silhouette First a rising

33:20

from one of staff have

33:22

to finish it. Activate the

33:24

next joke a graph which

33:26

is called Dawn Lagoon. It's

33:29

near a city where the

33:31

night never ends. It's nearest

33:33

city where the night never

33:35

had a rise. Do you

33:37

know where a city where

33:39

night never ends? Ah

33:42

dang of the world. The

33:44

city that never sleeps Reno,

33:47

Nevada. You. be funny of a

33:49

city like that is like a city that

33:51

is always sleeping it's not like i have

33:53

a great night light as does it have

33:55

been i went all and nice harry everybody's

33:57

asleep and time has it's not always bedtime

34:00

here. Oh

34:04

fuck yeah. Dude, you're

34:06

a genius. Oh you peppered it

34:09

up. Of course. I think you got some

34:11

sauerkraut on this thing too. Yeah, and a

34:13

lot of pepper. When I'm substituting something like

34:15

corned beef or pastrami, you gotta add some

34:18

flavor to that meat. Calm

34:20

down, Haley. Like is the picture like

34:23

around here? Haley Beckham. I

34:28

have no idea where this is. It's Treno's

34:30

up here. What was it, Glue? I

34:34

can't see it now. It was something about the city

34:36

and night. Like it's all the

34:38

way up here, but I don't

34:40

know. I don't know where it is. Sorry,

34:44

that soggy hole on the bottom. Welcome.

34:49

With the controller in your hands, you can find

34:51

it pretty quick. Yeah, it's like behind Treno on

34:53

the other side of a... Treno's like up against

34:55

a mountain. It

35:03

has to be back here somewhere. Behind

35:07

Treno. I

35:09

don't know where that is. I know. Like

35:11

a feeling. You

35:14

saw the clue is the city and night number

35:16

end. And if I walk all the way

35:19

up to here, it actually gets dark. But

35:22

you don't get any question mark on the quay?

35:24

No, and this doesn't look like the picture way

35:26

back. I mean, we're

35:28

close to Treno. I know.

35:31

It's so hard to see what is happening

35:33

in that photo. Because it looks like there's

35:35

water like above a land.

35:38

Well, no, I think there's like an island

35:41

that's blocking part. Like that's why it's... Right.

35:43

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like hit square

35:45

a couple of times. It's

35:47

not like it's like all around this thing.

35:49

Feel like it's got to be back here

35:52

somewhere. I don't know exactly where. This mountain

35:54

is like kind of coming down at the

35:56

wrong time. I know, I know. Wait, you

35:58

know what? What's like it?

36:00

That looks like it. Hey,

36:03

Haley, please stop. Come here.

36:10

Yeah. Oh, you're... Right here.

36:13

Yeah. It's very close to where you've been pecking. Yeah,

36:15

it was in the right spot. I just had to

36:17

triangulate it. Yes. So

36:20

we have one other chocograph that we

36:23

just like cannot access right now. Strange

36:25

smoke appeared. Oh, we can probably get

36:27

it. Getting sleepy.

36:30

We're gonna upgrade our bird. Mm-hmm. We're

36:32

going to Chocobo's Dreamworld. We get knocked

36:34

out with the happy gas, and

36:37

we float up to outer space. Haley,

36:41

strange smoke appeared. And

36:43

we're going to the Chocobo Dreamworld, which

36:45

is a beautiful land among the stars.

36:47

It's insane that this isn't the best

36:49

Final Fantasy game. It should be. Yeah,

36:52

dude. Look at what we're looking at. It really

36:54

should be. Maybe it is. It

36:56

might be. We haven't finished it yet. Look

36:59

at this guy. Welcome to

37:02

Chocobo's Dreamworld, Wander. We await

37:04

your return. Yes. You now

37:06

have the ability to climb mountains. You're

37:08

heading towards your homeland. Hurry, home.

37:12

It's too bad we have the homeland spoiled, and

37:14

then we know that it's the shadow, and that

37:16

the shadow is like a sky thing. You're

37:19

the one who read that. Not only that, but

37:21

I was wrong. I'm wrong. That's

37:24

not the thing that leads you to the actual

37:26

point. The actual paradise. That's true. That's just the

37:28

air garden. I'm

37:30

assuming that. That's a bar.

37:32

Fuckin' dick mountains. Fuckin'

37:35

dick mountains. I don't

37:37

think it's on the gun. Yeah,

37:39

dude. You're testing out this

37:42

new pink Chocobo. Yeah, it's just

37:44

start running all over the mountain top, seeing

37:46

where it can and can't go. It's funny

37:48

to watch it just traverse this absurd terrain.

37:51

It can like run over anything, except it

37:53

can't run out of an ocean onto land,

37:55

I think. I think you still need a

37:57

beach. No deep oceans yet. No

38:00

deep ocean either. It's more satisfying to

38:02

level up your own chocobo throughout a

38:04

tube than like, uh, throw the old

38:06

one away. This one can fly. You

38:10

don't need a stable of chocobos. A whole corral

38:12

full. Where was it

38:14

up here on the northern

38:16

continent? Yeah, yeah. On

38:19

the southern part of the northern continent. Oooooooh.

38:24

There's the tracks we want to get to. Right here.

38:27

Uh, but I guess now we can just get there

38:29

from the other tracks, which I think are right over

38:31

here. Ooooh yeah. Now

38:33

we have access to the correct area.

38:36

Mmhmm. We're getting the abandoned lagoon's treasure. Yeah,

38:39

it's great that immediately after learning we couldn't

38:41

get it. We got the ability to get

38:43

it. We didn't have to wait a whole

38:45

day or anything. It's funny that I think

38:47

all the chocographs that we found in the

38:49

lagoon point you to different lagoons. Yeah, we

38:51

didn't realize this when we were playing, but

38:53

all of those ones are in the ocean. Like,

38:56

in the water. The lagoon, the bird's eye lagoon.

38:58

Yeah. Big

39:05

soft, four ether, feather boots,

39:08

and cayenne armlet. Wonderful. We

39:11

gotta get some more graphs. Alright,

39:16

we have two pieces of the big

39:18

graph. So before we end for

39:20

the day, which I think we're about to, I

39:22

take a stop off at one of the early

39:24

swamps. Yeah, I do a little frog catching. See

39:27

how the ecosystem's doing. What

39:30

are we doing here? Catching frogs? That

39:32

seems like a good activity for

39:35

a little while. Change it up. I

39:37

wouldn't mind ending in the next like half

39:40

hour or so after we do some perfect catching. Okay,

39:42

I'll just catch frogs here and then I'll head back

39:44

to the chocout boat for us and then we can

39:46

end. Because I don't really feel like getting more chocout

39:48

graphs right now. Yeah, I know. It would be nice,

39:50

yeah. Like, let's just do it. I don't know what

39:52

you're feeling. No, no, let's do this for a bit.

39:54

That's kind of the one we invented. Yeah. The

40:01

more we catch, the more further

40:03

we get on the path of the Gourmand

40:05

and we get items. I don't know. Got

40:07

it. The path

40:09

of the Gourmand leads through the

40:11

frog swamp. I think there's

40:13

one over on this continent that we

40:15

were like, no, why are we fucking

40:17

half-tino with us? What is it? Mm-hmm.

40:21

Please! Or Kuja brought us. Maybe it

40:23

was the one below this continent. You can't remember at all.

40:25

I think it was. I don't know. I can't remember at

40:27

all. I think it was actually. Or was it?

40:30

I can't remember either. That's where we're going. Get some

40:32

cattle. This looks likely. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

40:37

So yeah,

40:39

that first pond had a particularly bad

40:41

configuration to run around in. It causes

40:43

a lot of pain before, so I

40:45

flew to the pond. On the forgotten

40:47

continent. Yeah, that we didn't have Kina

40:49

with us for. Fresh pond. Never

40:52

touched ecosystem. And you get to catching. You

40:54

get to catching. You run around. You jump

40:56

in the mud. You get the frogs. You

40:58

see if they're male or female. You

41:00

take them or you put them back. Exactly. And you do

41:02

that until there's only a few left. Keep

41:04

it. Let's go. Keep it. Here

41:07

we go. We

41:11

catch a frog and Quail comes out. We've hit the

41:13

next benchmark. I think we're at like 22 or 23.

41:17

The next level of the Garmad. You come far

41:19

along. Here's a silver forte. Kina! I think I

41:21

need to take a nap. There I am? Yeah.

41:27

Well, this is likely a place to call it a

41:29

thing. Suppose, yeah. We know what

41:31

to do next with Chocobo. And

41:33

we got like nearly halfway there. So

41:36

we head back to the original Chocobo for us to

41:39

save outside of it and end for the day.

41:41

And prepare to take naps. Long

41:43

cry. Yeah. I'm

41:45

excited to plant. There you are. Boom.

41:52

Boom. You did it. We

41:55

played more. We'll play more. Very

41:57

soon. Another

42:05

episode Forty two A nice light

42:07

day of. as for stuff, yeah,

42:09

so progress. I really like how

42:11

low impact so progressive with there's

42:13

a ton of it, but it's

42:15

like it feels like this is

42:17

finally the point and videogame history

42:19

when things started to discuss smoother.

42:21

Yeah, like a things A Sharp

42:23

edges his legacy as I say

42:25

painful but it could be like

42:27

so much worse. Yeah, it feels

42:29

like earlier video games still has

42:31

some of them like or see

42:33

in a. Supposed to be

42:35

this like anger inducing element of

42:37

a winning record. I'm going added

42:40

housing matter what is this This

42:42

one is this like smooth smooth

42:44

flavor. I am so excited for

42:46

the next run of episodes we

42:48

been talking about at all season

42:51

for tomorrow things given start giving

42:53

out. That's when Ryan britain than

42:55

we ever come around for a

42:57

big days. I'm cooking and eating

42:59

before and playing a lot more.

43:02

Hog Hogan and Frog have three

43:04

out. And I were going to be

43:06

cooking and eating food all day long

43:08

while playing Ff Nine Side Content. Yeah,

43:10

I'm I'm so I'm sort of organ

43:12

if I had my editors oh man.

43:15

I remember there being an awesome they

43:17

to and if the sizing reason on

43:19

it's own those days will become like

43:21

their own projects as feel like an

43:23

attempt to get into it over. before

43:25

we go let's check in with the

43:27

Movil mail and see if we've got

43:29

any messages. and be funny if we

43:32

didn't it would be fun if the

43:34

deficit. Here

43:38

sister. Bought

43:41

three. Thank you for them as well.

43:43

What do you know? we have wire

43:45

three Paley Commit we have a masses

43:47

and three. Years.

43:51

Ago Loops our have unearthed more. On to

43:53

a new flavors and him and pumpkin recipe.

43:56

With. the dogs have

43:58

an appreciation for cinnamon They

44:02

do seem to be a lot like I mean they

44:04

smell pretty good here smell them Do

44:08

you think in other markets they just market these

44:11

as like meaty pumpkin bites and sell them just

44:13

to people I mean, and that's why

44:15

they smell so good. Hey, why didn't they smell

44:17

like a Very good

44:19

you might not say I don't think I

44:22

guess it makes your dog's breath smell like that

44:24

Yeah, do you like that smell and so you

44:26

let your dog eat it? And then you get

44:28

your dog to lick your face and then you

44:31

smell it and you just why

44:33

your dog licks your face Yeah, that's

44:35

what they your moogle had struck over

44:37

on your neck Good

44:42

girl, okay This message comes to

44:44

us from Karen and Karen says

44:46

I have to say I

44:49

never thought ff9 was that great But

44:51

I hadn't played it since it was

44:53

new and I wondered if watching you

44:55

play it would change my mind Well

44:57

to my surprise you're articulating every problem

44:59

I had with the game the characters

45:01

backstories seem half baked fratly just forgot

45:03

Freya Several plot elements

45:05

don't make sense. Everyone just forgives

45:07

Queen Bronny And we don't know

45:09

anything about the big bad's crazy

45:11

plan Even when we are 75%

45:14

done with the game and then

45:16

in the same breath You'll say this game

45:18

is so good and it just warms my

45:20

heart and it makes me enjoy the game

45:22

in spite of myself Also,

45:24

the video version is fantastic Particularly

45:27

when you cut to the haley cam anyone

45:29

not watching it is really missing half the

45:31

show Please keep it up and I can't

45:34

wait to hear your thoughts on the ending

45:36

of ff7 rebirth I

45:38

can't wait to see the ending of

45:40

ff7 rebirth. Yeah, but yeah, I mean

45:42

fair complaints But my retort would be

45:44

that there's always some characters whose stories

45:46

are half baked by the end Yeah,

45:48

and on top of that i'd say

45:50

the character motivations moment to moment always

45:52

makes sense Generally and like, you

45:55

know, a lot of their journeys are very

45:57

complete like dagger and vv, but you know

46:00

to each their own tastes. It is. You

46:02

know, those are some of the things

46:05

that keep it from being maybe, you

46:07

know, but yeah, that's a totally fair

46:09

criticism. Exactly. That's what you know, Zidane.

46:11

It's like, why doesn't this guy have

46:14

a backstory? You know, I completely think

46:16

that's what keeps it from being in

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my top echelon. But from like an

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