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hello

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low and a welcome to

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another episode of no such

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thing as a

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my name is john schreiber i'm sitting

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in a

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special guest

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that's why i'm once again we have gathered

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round the microphones of our for favorite fact

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from the last seven days and in no particular

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order here we go with starting

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with sat number one and that is

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deborah so my senses

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a bankhead had a parrot would

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she taught to say come

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home

2:08

if you're protected and say who'd want to talk

2:11

to you assess assess nice

2:14

and

2:14

who are you so sometimes

2:16

someone come in and say who all you and the person

2:19

would answer to go by the can talk

2:20

parents really is a very real way it

2:27

was actually a thing a minor bird

2:29

which i'm a sword is a source of

2:31

a pirates of the isn't

2:35

our email these guys

2:39

sexy she had a lion pub

2:41

called winston churchill see

2:43

, that when she was in nevada and she only went to

2:45

nevada so she could get a quick divorce and see

2:47

it either side curtain calls with her own the sage

2:51

she had she

2:52

hitchcock given to her by hitchcock like

2:56

she had an incredible series

2:57

animals but she was one of the grace eccentrics

3:00

she was as i see what could be amazing as a t

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m thirty his most famous as a

3:04

as an actor but only really took off

3:06

to was from america shoes are

3:08

, as you came to the uk and

3:10

ninety three three and she's been eight years here doing

3:12

plays on becoming a real complete sensation

3:15

and of as a group of fans called the gallery girls

3:18

who were a group of teenage cockney

3:20

girls who would arrive at just wait

3:22

and gallery and whenever she came on sites they were to scream

3:24

and chair fly credibly annoying

3:27

obviously for anyone else who actually wanted to see the

3:29

show show i'm dina

3:31

they want to push for about a long as she was on stage herself

3:34

again and again are

3:36

the you to thing and lula hallelujah

3:39

hallelujah on and on and on and some

3:41

of the other actors she'd bomb on some the i'm

3:43

other out to the be like from and we can begin to get l his

3:45

the closest she would let it go but i'm

3:48

gonna go whoa whoa as you say working

3:50

class women many lesbians and they knew

3:53

that she was have to little is what seek

3:55

the old and be sextus and

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see

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famously said my father

4:02

warned me about men and booze

4:04

but never said a word about women and cocaine the

4:10

the with officer to flip to seventy percent of the

4:12

the and but her with

4:15

, she claimed claimed died

4:17

as if i go to the buffalo copy of the breaths

4:20

i didn't a half ago was ago have

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sex with thought set of into i go to

4:26

corral for the and for now that somehow

4:29

important mississippi the time for got accountable

4:31

for sure that's what accountable lot

4:35

there are , in a have made

4:39

famous in london where she lived there

4:41

she lived to lord beaverbrook the were

4:43

only two people in the whole of the uk

4:46

to to be identified by just the first

4:48

name from an average cost them under and

4:50

that was to lula and steve

4:56

feminists the fragments showing up there are

4:59

nineteen nineteen twenties sneaky twenties

5:01

the average good luck to see

5:03

the officer ago and

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, famous oh no no

5:10

was and steve donahue the great

5:12

english jockey ah

5:15

that's amazing

5:16

no to be at the races as well as you say

5:18

i know he's see a photograph of the prince of wales

5:20

the races and just friends

5:22

the aga khan but she would

5:24

often come to the door without any clothes on run

5:27

holes around even a staged or should

5:29

come with us me clothes on

5:30

and i'm once said to

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an aristocrat at a stuffy party

5:35

who was there with his wife who she

5:37

had slept with many times he looked

5:39

away from has said what's the matter darling

5:41

don't you recognize me with my clothes i

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went to see how

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she was wonderful with those kind of quit

5:47

so they had also the nudity thing like the

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cease to do that not just in sort of her personal life

5:52

the onset of movies to just

5:54

get naked this are cartwheeling everywhere

5:56

learn a lot of time not a nude

5:58

car my we are the cartwheel your

6:01

speciality actually think it was a normal car

6:03

will have to get a topic already know out as a

6:05

very special call we are so

6:08

that might be other things you might have might have on but

6:10

she wouldn't have any underpants on and that

6:12

was the thing with a movie she was on the with

6:14

and alfred hitchcock movie where they

6:17

did get complaints and they told hitchcock

6:19

we've got to sort this out and hitchcock's

6:21

reportedly said backs that he didn't know

6:24

if it was a matter for wardrobe or hairdressing

6:29

he

6:29

and yet she inspired amazing quills

6:31

as other my life as a family

6:34

of a vote to leave allied yes this

6:36

is where she saw former lover of has

6:38

as she saw him for the first time in years

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and she said to him i thought i told you to

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wait in the car see

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also

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i used to say i'm i hate to go to

6:49

bed i hate to get up and i hate to be the

6:51

no and city

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employees in one place

6:56

he is a middle aged and the bit later

6:58

i'm later provincial she died young

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game and she called caddies to sit

7:03

with her while she fell asleep

7:07

a icon you can imagine because it says

7:09

if she was that the

7:10

the to do with

7:13

, and they would hold her hand but they did other things

7:15

for her as well she said light

7:17

his cigarettes draw her bob synergy

7:19

generally make her life more convenient

7:22

she never like being alone even if she was asleep so

7:24

she was thinking that night on the rare not

7:26

sure the safely they want

7:27

she would hire a caddy that's it i

7:29

might do in my old he is was decisive

7:32

they speak to her early for know was just holding

7:34

the hands of fantasy with

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felt comfortable going to sleep since in like being alone ancestral

7:41

the , the swings as pathos absolutely

7:43

guess the tragic figure her

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last ever words were bourbon

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protein

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which lima

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but in her book in her autobiography sheets

7:53

denies being a cocaine addict and

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which she absolutely was here

7:57

in the books here says the what happened

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and i agree that this is not true but this is why

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she says she said one time she got really really

8:04

really drunk as she that decides who's

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gonna give up drink for a few days on

8:08

she said okay will wanna do is if anyone

8:11

says do you wanna drink i want to say oh no thank

8:13

you i don't drink have you gotten a cocaine

8:15

in that will get people to stop her to

8:17

get in trouble or the problem is that one

8:19

day someone called her bluff according

8:21

to her and that's why she had some cocaine and then the

8:23

next day someone else there to the next day someone else

8:27

has , going up a slippery slippery

8:31

she has nothing to do with it was alcohol

8:33

was cocaine it was says a lot of sacks

8:35

of moment whereas you have to go

8:37

to hospital emergency hysterectomy

8:39

brought on by gonorrhea i believe in so to

8:42

go really ill she was rendered

8:44

and for it's all she was in hospital

8:46

her weight and on them for seventy five pounds

8:48

and they were trying to say in a subtly the

8:50

is gonna change your life and that nothing

8:53

would cease to say to the doctors as a with

8:55

so the leaving the room as you would yell at them going so

8:57

thick that it took me a lesson that

9:02

is no other way of putting it is other suited

9:04

for the nature energy levels one

9:07

of her friends followed around for day with

9:09

day stopwatch timing cause beasts

9:11

and estimated the his books seventy thousand

9:13

words the day

9:14

the lot that's a short novel while

9:17

, you know give you like lightweight

9:22

steiner settled

9:25

a real thing to do with someone estimate

9:27

the word count i think when i'm on a sort

9:29

of crazy people in the twenties is going around being

9:31

fabulous around two hundred around month ago

9:34

i had month this is my word count that only about

9:36

that month for that like the original

9:41

she had an amazing fly since he that's what she's quite

9:43

famous for said what very deep husky voice

9:46

she said in north biography the a voice has been

9:48

likened to a mating call of the car other

9:51

gosh the final to her on desert

9:53

island discs as to mean this is that explains

9:55

as lot actually the is my on the part of a run

9:57

for whatever it was

10:00

what does if you heard her voice cause i haven't actually heard of

10:02

a were in i like that guy

10:07

, that

10:10

honey it's like you say well as to whether there

10:12

whether other things

10:14

she actually said is a thing see that's without is at our

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cabin make love to you at five o'clock if

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hi everyone dresses

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, ah civil

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yeah nicer reply ah

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but earlier i would

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love it seems that he did the entire advert

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like that and lessig the lessig the of

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a onesie try to say

10:53

i because i could try doing that but the

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truth is that probably not only

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the true and that of my fact my

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back this week last year

12:47

unenforceable statue made

12:49

of air went to auction

12:51

with his estimate of five thousand

12:54

pounds the

12:56

, sold for thirteen thousand

12:58

pounds pounds the winner went home

13:00

with literally with was

13:04

the why to get a certificate to prove he had

13:06

nothing to go home with is amazing

13:08

is incredible yeah so this is an artist called salvatore

13:11

garage and he's done a couple

13:13

of our pieces were it's invisible

13:15

this particular piece isn't as

13:17

easy isn't he did and

13:19

hazardous fuck all and far as i

13:25

say i buy into a i'd i'm

13:27

probably in the minority but i do like we

13:29

i do the has some as soon as someone says

13:31

let's imagine were saying right now in front of us

13:33

now a hovering yesterday we

13:36

now know that i've said there's

13:38

a hovering invisible yes either it's

13:41

that hovering anyone like a bias and

13:44

start anything else notices

13:47

and our teeth that was called i am

13:50

and other thing was triangle

13:52

is actually that pushovers with the full vital

13:54

as vital am thirty thousand pounds or it's a sexy

13:56

second

14:00

so they could be instructions

14:03

or if someone was buying this was that you need

14:05

a room that is five foot long and five foot wide

14:07

i'm going

14:10

, buy all of the extras as well you know

14:12

if i ever ever and environment

14:15

are optional juice or the fact that it doesn't exactly

14:17

yeah

14:19

have you put it out those or with the you

14:21

the get

14:23

whether can is fungible

14:26

unknown fungible i'm

14:30

still a that'd be the

14:32

anybody because that is

14:34

very very controversial though because should say

14:37

and because he is being sued

14:39

by another artist who also created

14:41

nothing oh

14:45

okay nothing know who think i

14:47

called whole mila i know father

14:49

sauces from florida and he said

14:51

that he was the first person to do an invisible

14:54

sculpture we might go up to five

14:56

the many other people with them not as well but he said

14:58

that he did at what he did was he went into like

15:00

a community area and he got a

15:02

load of people to pretend they were moving

15:04

blocks like almost to

15:07

building the pyramids saw something somebody some

15:09

mc stuff here and then so it's like a performance

15:12

of making an then sculpture and he's

15:14

currently suing silva talk and

15:17

he said he easily could have found out the

15:19

i had done this previous to him all

15:21

out the to had with google tom miller

15:23

nothing to do i

15:26

knew i would you ever do

15:28

why would you ever do that we should do

15:30

if any of us has any artistic endeavor going

15:32

that should google tom miller and

15:34

then whatever it is the

15:37

case of you get familiar with the

15:40

tom friedman

15:45

i do remember buying into something and sort of investing

15:47

something amazing on a thing as a lot of merit

15:49

actually the tom friedman came up with this

15:52

work of art which is a sheet of paper that

15:54

is called a thousand miles of staring at

15:57

it's a sheet of paper the east and the thousand hours staring

15:59

out

16:00

the have a slave to epic know completely

16:02

blank but it's cool that as know the stereotype

16:04

fight his smile

16:07

ninety two to seven to be said

16:09

to be an expert at staring at staring piece of paper university

16:11

ten thousand out that have seen as

16:13

an hour session

16:16

for that tom friedman nice idea of research

16:18

on friedman that another one called untitled a

16:20

curse which was again

16:23

just an empty pedestal by he

16:25

had employed had professional which to put a

16:27

curse on an invisible sphere

16:29

above it

16:30

similarly on e bay you

16:33

can buy things that are not really things

16:35

there was i'm a mom who so the ghost

16:38

in a jar say

16:40

that i will not real be responsible for

16:42

the blacksburg the compounds if you take the lid

16:44

off or losing went up to fifty

16:47

five thousand five thousand legs are now

16:50

a final result i didn't buy

16:52

a student didn't didn't pay just disappear

16:54

so i think with betting against of

16:56

whatever

16:57

stay in this mom's house but there was also a haunted

17:00

rubber duck i'm , on

17:02

ebay but according to its according

17:04

to have the power to possess children when

17:07

he said he would not be for the dark

17:09

after shipping not

17:12

feel questions or help to explain it's

17:14

unusual mystique

17:15

the old after week making him a profit

17:18

of one hundred and seven dollars fifty

17:20

a severe just ,

17:22

old crop oh yeah

17:24

i'd say it's haunted people will bid

17:27

for everything you said i will have have

17:31

believe in a new castle a few weeks ago we were

17:33

shot into the night pallets are off to after

17:35

i was having a few drinks oh yeah and he sat

17:37

the i'm at the box a chris

17:40

eubank jr had been the you have to say before

17:42

and he was outside and taking selfies

17:45

and doing signatures and stuff like that and

17:47

some charity came up to him with a microwave

17:49

and said will you saved by microwave by

17:54

, that is sold on ebay for sixty

17:56

thousand the

18:01

amazing have you heard of what

18:03

is your catalan numbers live on a roll of these

18:06

great houses now so mercy of

18:08

atlantis was an exhibition they back within twenty

18:10

two of the haber gallery another they they hosted an

18:12

exhibit and of drawings of of ,

18:14

about invisibility so that was a though

18:16

the pedestal the andy warhol had stood on briefly

18:19

to kind of create an anti static one

18:21

of us were at the a catalan pretty the work

18:23

of art based on a claim

18:25

that he had made that in

18:27

his car he had been keeping an

18:29

invisible work of art

18:31

the car with them broken into and they all have

18:33

stolen the , about

18:35

the he claimed that existed was not the work of other

18:38

he submitted or he's admitted with

18:40

the police report by the police

18:42

say you had to take it seriously and

18:44

investigated his claim claim

18:46

the visible what about have been stolen been

18:49

to say everything is putting support was he got

18:52

a he of that seriously

18:54

i don't know how seriously i mean i get

18:56

the car be broken into the that stuff breaking and

18:58

entering if nothing else i dunno i dunno

19:00

how long they dunno for it they

19:05

be look mask it

19:08

we just sort of respondents are

19:13

we to the me about very first let's get a few more

19:15

couple of things and here i am one about

19:17

signing something and

19:19

, something

19:21

valuable invaluable in nineteen

19:23

twenty two

19:24

all my factor for the twenties just by the way of

19:27

love and revel in the twenties it's where it's belong i

19:31

backing them out just realized i'm the

19:44

with months and her truth imperial

19:47

hotel in nineteen twenty two and

19:50

peter nobody minds a tip the bell boy so

19:53

instead he wrote him to notes

19:55

the first said home

19:57

and modest like springs more happiness

19:59

and mine

20:04

the second said where there's a will there's

20:06

a way and twenty seven seen

20:09

guess what that first tip

20:11

sold for

20:12

the physical handwriting i was not the note

20:14

the common modest life one of the low

20:17

it's limit rabbits i should think the signed by

20:19

outside and five grams are

20:21

so many also twenty grand i'm gonna go million

20:24

one point five six million down

20:26

the second one got to me a quarter

20:28

of a middle but it's because it was a bit of a cliche

20:30

he wasn't really try it wasn't , of the way

20:32

to come on i started could do better than that or i am

20:35

there's a story as unless it's true that

20:37

is a story that mozart's if he was asking

20:39

someone history and they also money needed namby change

20:41

on him that he would quickly grab a pen

20:43

and a quill and he is with

20:45

quickly right a quick little song

20:47

your other posts and give us a that

20:49

i say silva and yet

20:52

or two thousand to to

20:54

a son also an ice cream thought cream thought

20:58

an odd white

21:00

sox have i done as this is true spread i

21:02

have yet to do with that he would just see what

21:05

is it with new ones the spoke for yeah yeah

21:07

yeah he would just go look stupid up the south

21:13

ferry manifesto

21:16

to not manifesto my thought is

21:18

as mozart's single

21:23

added pressure point about that was

21:25

really really good nobody will change

21:29

to this is the deadline to do it good going to

21:31

do cincinnati susanna gives us a month

21:33

veto his ear this is like when you

21:35

go to win a famous person is this go to

21:38

places where they would kind of thing

21:40

is it possible that when thing give them the check with

21:42

my signature on going to keep attacking

21:44

scientific to that's worth more to them and

21:47

mean not deserve it that would wonder is that radar

21:49

is that i think is supposed to be by picasso

21:51

who was in a restaurant and he hadn't

21:53

that he had his mail and they said can

21:55

you are instead of paying can you throw me

21:58

are picture any truth of a pitcher and that

22:00

they said i would you sign it mister the cassoni said

22:02

no i want to pay for the den and not for the entire

22:04

building and know

22:06

you know what a dick move to say that

22:09

one thing as mozart basically invented the coming

22:12

around soon

22:14

, exam regional so you'd say to friend

22:16

all of you know you look at my thought day he

22:18

disagrees with me this he gives it to the guy

22:21

just of them the guys as silva

22:23

saying of go there is no my wii he goes by and see

22:25

you you to going the

22:28

institution try music sizes

22:33

and like i said and was a

22:36

classic ahmed that has left

22:38

us but we are we did we

22:40

we do we to move on to our next

22:43

facts so it is time for

22:45

fact number three and that is

22:47

james okay am i thought this week

22:49

is that the doomsday faults in

22:51

small bard we teach sockets

22:54

of more than a million of the world seeds

22:56

that regular requests by men who

22:59

wished to deposit by roads see the last

23:05

i saw this on a youtube clip by

23:08

other can hold their it's hazem

23:11

and they went through this dude stapleton

23:13

svalbard whether keep all of these seeds of

23:15

these idea is that every country can put seats

23:17

in there and if they have any problems if

23:20

you know if this disease that kind of pills off

23:22

some plants that they can bring they seized

23:24

by town they can regrow they plugs and hopefully

23:26

will help with of diversity the the us now

23:29

there is a lady who manages the vault called

23:31

and said never dull and see

23:33

light said lots of things that was happening the one

23:36

thing she said his they often get letters

23:38

from than asking to deposit

23:40

thus a month as from as as to never

23:42

answered those letters that's all i can really

23:44

say of other as that they never other than but

23:46

other fairly regular basis they get

23:48

these requests wow

23:50

okay for the

23:52

guess in a while i didn't get a letter back the

23:57

what an extremely strange dick pic isn't

23:59

really

24:00

and i deliver my semen into your

24:03

brains doors

24:05

my way of putting it is pretty slick

24:07

overwhelmingly direct way of putting it is i

24:10

, i don't see that visit more

24:12

charming way to well

24:15

there's some see both is very important

24:17

for mankind we think the reason it's install

24:19

bus install cell bodies an island group of

24:21

very group of north is owned by norway

24:24

or we my guns for the entire oh the ship later

24:26

but i'm kind of own by know like ice

24:29

way above the arctic circle

24:31

of the reason that they put it that is number one

24:33

hardly any people there so that's good very

24:36

little tectonic activity so he will get hit

24:38

by the earthquakes or anything like that

24:40

is also really to hold so it means that

24:42

if the freezes kind of fail

24:45

is still won't the frost with is so cold

24:47

our the most of all it's really

24:49

really high up on the if all

24:52

with the polar ice caps completely melts

24:54

it will still be above sea level was

24:56

why they put it right here at the top of the smell of

24:58

yeah right i you know a man who was raised

25:00

their really

25:02

yeah with spoken police officer every

25:04

minute intervals

25:07

no rain spitsbergen to

25:09

which is it because

25:14

the place on earth and it's an

25:16

it's an extraordinary place pittsburgh and at

25:19

the you have to have a dumb when you leave

25:21

the house

25:22

the bears but weirdly

25:25

i might the guy knows

25:27

then he was raised you to you have to

25:29

go out with a gun the

25:31

shoot bears but when i was reading about

25:33

said it's that is it although that is true

25:36

it is also illegal to shoot a bad i

25:38

really never

25:40

a nightmare but it's the lowest part of the lowest

25:42

crime rate in the whole world

25:45

and anyone can live that you

25:47

couldn't you don't have to have a visa to go there

25:49

and there's a reason why people don't go

25:51

there it is all ice or

25:53

snow in every single direction fear

25:55

and it is a very very tricky

25:57

olds a place to live it is mad

26:00

the way it's always about the a big mad so

26:02

what do you to set of about

26:04

the time they're very low in time

26:06

if you commit a crime you can be sent home you

26:08

can be sent away from all over the latest

26:11

don't have the facilities or time like after

26:13

yeah yeah there are six police officers or there's

26:15

one detention cell and

26:17

, twenty thirteen that was a crime wave were

26:20

crime went up by eight hundred percent wow

26:22

that sounds bad but actually what am i was

26:25

the year before that was one bar brawl and

26:27

it that yeah that would nine barbara all right

26:30

it's a weird like that so many reasons

26:32

that the some people a point is you can't die

26:35

there so you can you

26:37

can technically die there but then you get sent

26:39

away so sorry i let there

26:41

be a lesson to you they say that you

26:43

have you are allowed to die for your now

26:45

let's be buried at all legal they weren't yeah they went

26:47

jail you if you die there cause they

26:50

will send you away you can't be buried there

26:52

because and for buried reasons that james were

26:54

saying about the fact that you know if all the ice melts

26:56

and so on it's if that happens at any point

26:58

eight with burials if the ice goes down

27:00

let's say soyuz or whatever that might

27:03

be still in the bacteria be the body

27:05

knighted spread and that that are there and some

27:07

buddies that there are had

27:09

the spanish flu and them so they bury

27:11

them and ninety nine see nice and eighteen

27:13

something like that and that is in

27:15

permafrost so it's really really cold and

27:18

they took them up and that bacterium

27:20

was still a relies on and on my nexus

27:22

cryogenics and is an idea how

27:25

be but you can't idea both are either you when

27:29

he was raised their parents were

27:31

in fact austrian i'm telling too many these has been

27:33

now but telling

27:35

, don't know as he was fooled that is definitely

27:38

may not have introduced through when when he was beyond

27:40

for basically that anybody facilities to give birth

27:42

so you if you're pregnant the you

27:44

be sent to the mainland

27:46

a few weeks before you do days so

27:49

that you couldn't tell the baby the then bring it back

27:51

the there are many other thing or many

27:54

eleven children birth thelma because

27:56

i know the other most northerly kindergarten in the whole

27:58

wells said there are there the very

28:03

empty kinda

28:05

the used to have one of the world's

28:07

most northerly cut the ah

28:10

for the sheer force live outside but

28:13

, cats was brought to solve

28:15

other you're not allow pets of svalbard and

28:17

the reason is that they have lots of birds there

28:20

is like the ecosystem is really really

28:22

did you know is a real problem if cuts coming

28:24

to start killing things and sell the only

28:26

way it managed to gowns the islands was by pretending

28:29

to be a fox fox

28:31

when i say pretending it was the owners that pretend

28:33

that it was a fire a the yeah i

28:35

had to dress up as a form of the

28:37

final call it in i'll be honest i think i just filled

28:40

in the fall as a fox but you only

28:42

want to think they trusted opposite effect

28:44

thing i said mom really to story honestly

28:46

it's a really cute little ginger thing and looks

28:49

at fox like iraq and a people

28:51

would come from miles around the stroke it was the

28:53

only costs of the whole of the tomorrow

28:55

morning on a failure mostly it's idol though there

28:57

are rumors of a few of the cuffs

28:59

and the areas so you never know or

29:01

most things that are open there is sha

29:03

tsui schools and so on could you say

29:06

of them but they are the they new order

29:09

for the juvenile the most airport leave

29:11

a little the most to little service hotel

29:13

the go but all the most school hospital

29:16

or they also have the world through also

29:18

northerly lemon statues jon

29:22

jones or the other one other so

29:25

sorry i'm sorry for yourself

29:27

lot of area to be a lot of years ago

29:30

what i would like to see is no such thing as

29:32

a fish donating a john lennon

29:34

that's a to spitsbergen threat either

29:36

way i think we will do but it will be invisible ah

29:40

you talk about the polar bears

29:43

on silva yeah sure so the poll

29:45

of as of as interesting they found something quite

29:47

recently about them in the last five or six years of

29:49

the as they see dolphins okay

29:51

not only to the dolphins dolphins a pretty

29:53

big on the poll about can't

29:55

go through a whole one and so they

29:57

freeze the leftovers come

30:00

back to them later this amazes guys

30:02

hold shots it looks like john a spy

30:05

think it's all this is double a

30:07

r s john was calling shut off

30:11

he found out he's like was

30:12

watching these polar bears and he found that they were going

30:14

getting these dolphins eating some of them and then

30:17

taking a hole in the in the snow putting

30:19

them in the covering up and going away

30:21

and then coming back and getting that later wow

30:24

that's a so-so by the way it gets emails

30:26

every morning from several female polar

30:28

bears what of his job

30:30

hot it's an email or both in your

30:32

area the

30:35

global warming to the

30:38

of yeah so what happens is they bought another

30:40

the truckers on the female polar bears

30:42

in the area on every morning

30:44

may offset so that they send him an email

30:46

so you've got since a work since on his computer

30:49

and he just got some loaded email segment of the

30:52

sorry did you go to pick the subject of your email

30:55

he should absolutely make the subject aren't the

30:59

much just sounded like to lula by the

31:04

major getting one live in the morning that just says subject

31:07

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will you need to be wrong and or final fact it

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33:20

and that

33:21

and he wanted his that tina turner

33:23

is currently suing a tina turner look alike

33:25

for looking too much like tina turner

33:30

and never , of green hair for

33:32

those be listening a home it's hard to

33:34

tell the difference but on the left is the impersonator

33:37

the tribute acts as is dorothy a cooker

33:40

fletcher chips three fat she looks pretty

33:42

pretty like team it's other as he's an incredibly good

33:44

singer and she's been touring around

33:46

germany austria switzerland whether tina turner

33:48

show and thirty his

33:50

sister years younger than tina turner nonetheless

33:53

team is hundred loads of maintaining that it's

33:55

too hard too tell the width of the receiver center

33:57

which of of his mouth and of the average punter could

33:59

be lead into booking tickets dorothy's

34:02

show when , actually

34:04

were hoping city without a fight as like see the

34:06

time of day two years i'm this

34:08

legislations be going on on on on the and

34:10

the another that it's been going on for about two

34:12

years actually these various legal puzzles

34:15

between the two camps camps

34:18

the lawyers for the show the team it's an attribute

34:20

so say that only a chronically

34:22

stupid person makes

34:25

up for the to

34:27

minor though i think they look kind of similar

34:29

thoughts are into you know this is the is

34:31

and i'll say the not chronically seat as far

34:34

as the is a photos i think tina turner

34:36

in her eighties and nineties size

34:38

a , closer nice to dorothea now sees

34:41

in her eighties and she's an octogenarian i

34:43

sort of love her that spur that she's like

34:45

the know someone wrote

34:49

something that has something something not having

34:51

me as see how to from the get go there was

34:54

a story and is tina turner's not

34:56

her real name and a bullet is her

34:58

really many bullets half ago and i'm a bullet and

35:00

tina turner was a creation by ike

35:02

turner that if it was her husband at the time

35:05

piece of husband's a very famous story

35:07

of how she broke free of that broke rose above

35:10

or to see if the time came up with the name tina

35:12

turner and he supposedly trademark

35:14

the name because he thought his senior a

35:16

believes he can just swapping another singer

35:18

and trust and use the name tina turner economy

35:21

my sister her baby likely to continue

35:24

the something that's who was

35:27

lovely fucking guys that

35:31

is a level of evil

35:33

it's beyond anything any

35:35

normal human being could think up in my opinion

35:37

i didn't think he was a nice guy i'm not

35:39

sure i'm alone in

35:41

that bus i i'm

35:47

a trademark that he didn't announce that she i think is

35:49

the worse and i thought basically she got

35:51

nothin or she did get the day when they

35:53

originally the only thing she got but it did give

35:56

her the freedom to be able to go on and and

35:58

do that one writer feminisms go on mike

36:00

mccann

36:01

now do it all on my own and forty as

36:03

are now hobby suing younger set up

36:08

, a lot of that the act

36:10

suing tribute act happens all the time

36:12

it happens in so many cases one that i was reading

36:14

about was reading guy called pete rossi pews

36:16

someone said to him you seem very

36:19

similar to meet low for don't you for

36:21

and that he was he said yes so he started

36:23

traveling around the uk as pete life

36:29

you can see that guy pieces

36:33

, knowing that he spelled differently be eighty

36:35

cm he cites the million

36:38

dollar lawsuits from meatloaf

36:40

for doing it and he eventually

36:43

met meat loaf and meatloaf kind of them went

36:45

to know what you can do and so he's able to still

36:47

have around the earth for one

36:50

month and news as i guess and sciences

36:52

just like their companies that are doing

36:54

it right or the management that arena and of

36:56

yes exactly yes yeah exactly

36:58

bon jovi had a very similar thing with an

37:00

all female bon jovi for be acts

37:02

were even in the rising a kind

37:04

of sunlight on job we were going we don't

37:07

really want to do this but you know that ago

37:09

comedy i just know i just i love the names

37:12

of the names that the other names are amazing to visit

37:14

the wrong jovi and then as

37:16

a as a heavy metal aba tribute act hold

37:18

up a trois which i think is so

37:22

, that are a little girl led zeppelin go to

37:24

led zeppelin religious

37:26

or seventy gallon rowing clones i

37:28

really like surely bass he's lucky like is

37:30

called surely passing passing

37:33

like the oasis fans are ways are

37:37

this is really nice and then they get a bit crap favorite

37:40

crap one is the black sabbath tribute

37:42

act which is just gold is baptists

37:47

i realized that should be acts as if elbow

37:50

the band have got to be at cold ass

37:52

know some

37:56

nine forty proctor and gamble

37:58

launched gamble radio

38:00

the typing campaign for shampoo

38:02

using a jingle and a character that they

38:04

created cold to lula the

38:06

tube it was hired

38:09

by to lula bankhead all i

38:11

saw the air for i

38:13

mostly being identified with her they were using

38:15

her name to or disciplinary measures were

38:18

like if is steve the cheap for instance

38:20

you be exactly the same their my

38:22

settled outside of course

38:24

one thing on the celebrity lookalikes yeah or

38:26

people working as lookalike the thing is that you

38:29

, take to the past near look like for obviously

38:31

and that the risk that that's that's

38:35

that was a piece in fifa got hit by a

38:37

great cynical on the month and i think the has about

38:39

lookalikes where the celebrities and as a work

38:42

cancelled so a tony blair past

38:44

neither who started off in nineteen ninety seven incredibly

38:46

seven lost all his work

38:49

and he used to work with he recalled john brawley

38:51

and them and them would work with is cherie blair

38:54

ak caroline bernstein's they you know

38:56

they went all over the place being tony is reading other open

38:58

to write open towers together they let the

39:00

hi nice and eleven

39:02

iran will happen nothing through iran completely

39:05

complicit nothing i dared yeah complicit mean they're

39:07

the real victims of they're around

39:17

our boy did i have a list of the things

39:20

i didn't way they were going to them

39:22

the don't lots of more work off the took two thousand and

39:24

seven when he came out of office or you have

39:26

the rapper think i've been , to

39:28

do do

39:31

, sorry for these that

39:33

one of her relations

39:36

soul ancestors most the most

39:38

famous one probably

39:39

john wilkes booth oh yeah so

39:42

, wilkes booth who shot lincoln eighty

39:45

six five when the happen that was a man

39:47

who looks almost exactly like john wilkes

39:49

booth booth he went around

39:51

america are basically was almost

39:54

lindstrom three separate occasions within

39:56

a week he kept going

39:58

through a pub he would go and so pub the whole

40:00

that he was called jacob has

40:02

the which is walk into a pub with his friends and

40:05

everyone that would go that's the guy

40:07

and they which is rial on a monday to have

40:09

to convince him that he wasn't john wilkes booth

40:12

and i would go to the next how the same would happen the next

40:14

town the say would happen you get a label of for me

40:16

would move over with suspicious actually wearing a big

40:18

i'm not over is

40:21

, very big of a minute or

40:23

two years old names i found

40:25

the most northerly look

40:27

alike

40:30

look like is a cabdriver looks

40:32

like rod stewart is ah my name

40:35

, matt mills anger and and

40:38

i'm amazed thirty five years old he said he constantly

40:40

being mistaken as a good thing i i

40:43

the forgot that

40:46

will be wise to the thing man thing

40:49

man cab in in in

40:51

a town made of ice

40:53

dog everything oversteer mean

41:02

we just another me i guess the

41:04

same goes for the love deborah

41:08

pinterest manage a business never buys around

41:10

he made a terrible started slipping

41:12

him all and in , telephone

41:17

telephone i wasn't saying that taxi driver was tied i

41:19

was saying brought stewart with time i don't agree with you

41:21

by good by of

41:23

, services are

41:27

, norwegian cabin brian

41:33

cox the actor he didn't cox with the broncos

41:36

he joined equity when the was young men and

41:40

inequities my nikon easier on name

41:43

up to have put on the brink of

41:45

good news so brian cox

41:47

and the other brian cox of begging letter saying

41:49

hey brian cox i've another actor with your name is

41:52

seems like you have worked for a while i would be

41:54

so grateful could you please let me

41:56

play on the my own name i'm also brian contracts

41:58

said the self again

42:00

in her back until he got a letter

42:02

soon after that it was from another brian cox

42:05

and it said i really want your name

42:07

i'm another brian cox and it turns out brian cox

42:10

had forgotten that he joined accuracy many years before

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