Grammar, punctuation, word use. Editor's peeves. I know, I know. Language is complicated. As an editor for decades, I've seen it all. Stuff I'll never be able to unsee. So I want to share instead. I'll explain things in clear, easy-to-understand language so you'll get that thing your seventh-grade English teacher made so incomprehensible. And that thing your know-it-all workmate is always correcting you on. And I'll let off some steam about things that bug the hell out of me, and tell you why. Grab the red pencil, it's going to be a rough ride. No it's not! We're going to have fun.