1:55

have

2:00

you know the the cast I requested

2:02

was myself, Alfredo you and Jack yeah

2:05

and I got Eric. Yeah. So

2:07

that so even still we're in a bit of the

2:09

same.

2:10

Yeah situation of someone was going to be on

2:12

and that right right we tell me those

2:15

I you with you and I we can do a big

2:17

time big time but and we

2:20

can do anything

2:20

with the 3 of us and anything like any.

2:23

You had Joe. I was and that's me Greg pop. I'm

2:38

I'm Tucker Carlson. This

2:40

is our new show. If

2:44

you're going to read probably need to get

2:47

thrown out of a game on a technical on inconsequential

2:49

Gary here's the

2:50

thing preseason game get a tech and get

2:52

thrown out of there and I don't want to sit next

2:54

to me but you're going to make 20 million dollars

2:57

a year think about it. I

3:01

was just my. A lot less way. Less

3:04

than 20 million dollars. Let me tell you a lot

3:07

of people sell their soul for I didn't action

3:09

you know I started getting into the reading the news

3:12

thing shit. I don't know. I'm starting

3:14

to get into the reading

3:17

them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

3:20

Yeah.

3:20

Just like news

3:21

reading it. I'm doing

3:23

it on paper. It was probably about

3:25

seven or eight years ago I started using pretty hard.

3:27

Wow. Pretty hard in and so

3:30

I got some throwbacks right. But it's more

3:32

of a tri state area. Yeah. That's

3:34

where I know news existed before

3:36

I wanted it. Right. Forced itself upon me.

3:39

But most things I know are

3:42

like like me Tucker Carlson

3:44

is just like oh it's that he's always been

3:46

that right. But now obviously with him getting fired

3:48

by Fox's all these things coming out or whatever I'm learning

3:50

so much. I think a news guy now but not

3:52

a news guy then right bow ties was

3:55

his thing I was going to say when did he drop the bow ties.

3:57

That was his thing was he was a bow tie that

3:59

John Stewart

3:59

I know someone else who

4:02

was a bow tie guy. January 6th. Oh,

4:04

Alfredo. Yep. What

4:08

was that? He was just thinking about all the good times he

4:10

had at the chapel that day. No, yeah,

4:12

I think he dropped the bow

4:14

ties when John Stewart just posterized

4:17

him, just

4:19

leveled him. There was a lot of articles about

4:21

that. There's been a lot of articles about that.

4:24

And I will say, what's something that is kind of like, I

4:28

don't

4:29

know, just interesting, not interesting to look at, but like, nice

4:32

for a change though? It's like, oh, John Stewart

4:34

is still, he stands by that. It's not like,

4:36

what a piece of shit he is. You know, like the

4:38

clip still holds up because he's

4:40

only gone so much further in that direction of

4:43

like politics as far as John Stewart. It's where

4:45

the, I mean, it's where the money is, right? Yeah. Just

4:48

kind of make that hard right turn and then you go

4:50

for it. And then the other side just owns

4:52

you into oblivion. Yeah, and then, and it doesn't

4:54

matter because you just keep going, oh no,

4:57

let me rake all this money in. $100 bills.

5:00

Let me dry my tears.

5:03

It's interesting because I've like seen politics like

5:05

flood into kind of like the livestream

5:08

sphere, like the church and stuff like that. Yeah. But

5:11

then I'm like, okay, like people, they're

5:13

trying something different. They're like, I'm going to start my Twitch group, but I'm

5:15

going to do it in politics and et cetera, et cetera. But

5:17

the thing is I've seen people lately

5:20

that try to make this dynamic shit from gaming

5:23

where I go, wait, you

5:25

were a hardcore Call of Duty player. Yeah. Now

5:28

we're a politics channel. Mm-hmm.

5:31

Interesting pivot. Yeah. I

5:33

mean, like, whoa, I'm all for it. Interesting pivot. I'm all for

5:36

it, but I'm like, what a complete turn into

5:38

a different direction. If you want to own the other side, fucking

5:40

subscribe to me with Twitch Prime. Whoa,

5:43

slink. Where do I do that? Where do I

5:45

subscribe? Where do I sign you? What are your

5:47

emotes? American flag? Eagle eagle.

5:51

Your face turning into an eagle? Oh, my God. It's

5:54

a triple eagle.

5:54

It's a triple eagle. It's the one

5:57

emote is the eagle's face, then two are the wings.

6:00

I need my way. And you have

6:02

to subscribe. It's a massive fucking emote.

6:04

When you subscribe to my channel, you get

6:06

the lock her up emote

6:08

and smiling laser eyes. Yeah.

6:12

Lock her up emote. I do

6:14

think that when people

6:17

talk about like, in

6:21

the future, 40 years from now when I do it, it's all

6:23

for the money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's 100%.

6:26

I think in the future when people look

6:28

back at like, we go like, oh, why do people

6:30

like smoke cigarettes? Or like, why do we have like lead and

6:32

gasoline or whatever? The thing that we talk

6:34

about now is a plastic

6:35

and 24 hour news and

6:37

how it's just sort of like, Oh, like they'll be

6:39

like, I can't believe you did that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I

6:42

cannot believe it. Look at what you've done to yourselves. And

6:44

it's just like, oh, it's nothing but plastic

6:47

not being recycled in 24 hour news

6:50

permeating into live streams

6:52

of Resident Evil 4 professional speed

6:54

runs. Yes, like what the from the, from

6:57

the floating city of New Miami. I'm

7:00

sorry, what the

7:01

fuck is the plot of Resident Evil 4 to rescue

7:03

the president's daughter? Seems pretty political. Seems

7:05

pretty political to me. Okay,

7:08

yeah, which side is Leon on? Think about that.

7:11

Oh, he's cute. I

7:13

mean, he's popping a lot of heads for one side. Yeah,

7:17

when Salazar talks to you through like the, like

7:21

the fucking megaphone things, I just

7:23

shoot those so he stops. Yeah, you can shoot those?

7:25

Yeah.

7:25

He just, he

7:28

just goes, because he's talking, he's listening. And

7:30

then he goes bang and then he'll make

7:32

a noise and then he goes, and then he

7:34

stopped. But like it shuts all that up. And you just go,

7:36

I'm not. I was just so stuck on Mr.

7:39

Kenny. I was like, and

7:42

then blacks out everything else he says. I'm just

7:45

stuck on that. I also

7:47

forgot so

7:49

many parts of that game and then got to those

7:51

parts and it went fuck. I remember

7:54

this and man, what a good act. It's

7:57

in a good way. Yeah, it's also because if you

7:59

haven't played it, not only.

7:59

of you forgotten, but if you haven't played it, they did such a

8:02

good job of like,

8:04

in some areas, like one for one building

8:06

it, but completely making it look different where

8:08

you don't realize until you're in it

8:11

for a while, you go, oh, you see one

8:13

thing, you're like, is that the thing? And then

8:15

like everything else kind of makes sense

8:17

as far as like to the original. It's

8:20

a real good, I got it. It really makes three

8:22

look even worse. I got S's

8:24

on mercenary, so I unlocked the hand cannon.

8:26

Yeah, if you added that, dude,

8:28

it is so easy. It is the easiest,

8:31

I fucking suck, and it was so easy.

8:33

It was like one try on everything.

8:36

What the fuck? I was just like, I'm Leon,

8:38

just find a place and stay alive. And

8:41

then go super saiyan. And

8:43

everyone is worth a thousand points

8:45

or something. But it's fucking awesome. I

8:47

love, I just downloaded Dead Island 2. Oh

8:51

hell yeah. Yeah, yeah. All rising game.

8:53

Really? Some people don't like it, I get

8:55

it. I can get that like

8:56

combat's competitive. I fucking love it. I

8:58

love it, and I like, my

9:01

old Xbox. I play the first one,

9:03

yeah exactly, play the first one to like,

9:05

oh let me revisit this. Just like play like a little bit

9:07

to like get the, man. It

9:10

just really never ceases to amaze me. It's like, this

9:12

looks like it was done in MS Paint. Compared

9:14

to the one I played before. Like it

9:17

blows me away, it's so good. And like, yeah. How

9:20

was it in development hell for 10 years?

9:24

2014 is like when they announced it. Yeah, was

9:26

it in development hell for that long? The

9:29

trailer for the first game came out before

9:31

I worked here.

9:33

That's insane. Dude, that first game

9:35

trailer. Might have been doing Rage Quit

9:37

from New Jersey, but I definitely wasn't here

9:40

yet. That, the Dead Island,

9:42

the slow-mo trailer for that. For the first

9:44

game. It goes down to be like one of the best trailers

9:46

at one time. For a game that's, you know.

9:50

Dead Island 1. Yeah. And

9:52

it was like a fine fun game. And then

9:55

the Dead Island 2 teaser was like, came

9:59

out in like 20. 2014 it was it was 2014 and they

10:02

was just like get ready guy like

10:04

people have had like family. Yes Yeah,

10:06

yeah, yeah, oh like but it's

10:08

great. It's a fun. That's a hired roosterteeth in

10:10

that time. I mean really think about it Fuck

10:14

up god hoping every time them you were

10:16

cool every time that happens ice cream into

10:19

it cuz I'm hoping it's like the algorithm You don't figure

10:21

it out. Yeah, yeah, I know Know

10:25

you're listening What have you guys been playing?

10:27

Uh? Well, I've been doing

10:29

dead island But

10:31

I've been doing you a Jackie's and it's a much different

10:34

experience. What do you mean? Oh? Jackie's

10:37

their co-op. Well, yeah Yeah,

10:41

oh fuck I didn't know that yes, it makes it so fun get

10:43

that shit. Let's play. Yeah, that's fucking great That

10:47

is what makes it fun. Yeah, they're

10:49

called the cooperative play Oh, I always say this because

10:52

Jackie's the kind of player where you know

10:54

when you watch your play Resident Evil She's just like You

10:58

never like watch the first

11:21

I

11:25

think is a dance The

11:35

thing the thing is like dead island to

11:37

it's just like the first one you get the craft and create stuff

11:39

Yeah, like you had like ten years ago. She

11:41

wasn't in high school

11:44

God Fucking

11:56

skull melts Jesus you crap like electricity

11:59

and like fire

11:59

onto your weapons, which does great damage

12:03

to a horde of zombies, but

12:05

also very harmful to yourself. It's

12:08

not used in the game. Also, it's a game

12:10

that really,

12:12

it really just uses

12:15

again and again and again to your advantage, just like, everything's

12:18

fucking wet, everything's wet. And

12:20

so it's like, hell yeah. And then everything's

12:23

electricity, but including your weapons. So

12:25

you're always just being electrocuted

12:27

or set on fire by someone else. Sorry,

12:31

I have a fire back. And it's like,

12:34

I was standing and gasping, but I wasn't concerned

12:36

because I don't have fire and they don't have fire, but

12:38

you behind me set me on fire. So

12:40

I imagined. Or I go to the horde of zombies

12:43

and in between us is

12:44

a puddle of water. And I go, awesome, I'm

12:46

gonna kite them in here. I'm in the puddle of water, kite

12:48

them on zombies. And then like, as soon as they

12:50

get in, that's why I step back, strike it. But

12:53

behind me, I don't realize Jackie's just like,

12:56

beelining it towards the horde of zombies, going, whoa,

12:58

with electric sword. And then strikes

13:01

them, they're electrified. Water

13:03

electrifies the rest of them. Worth

13:05

both standing in it, we're all electrified.

13:07

So it's been a blast. Yeah, the

13:10

fire bat's the thing that they built

13:12

in Master of Apprentice, right? Yeah, that master person. It

13:14

was fucking awesome. It's heavy shit, too. It looks in

13:16

hell. I was slanging around. You

13:19

definitely see how you hit someone with that and then they catch on fire

13:21

and die. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know that I

13:23

had a stamina bar, but I do. When I was swinging that

13:25

around, it's like, oh. You play a video game, you're

13:27

like, fuck a stamina bar. And then you take something

13:30

heavy, we're like, oh, fuck, okay, my stamina's

13:32

halfway. I got three good swings.

13:34

Yeah, yeah. I got a blade in. It's

13:37

definitely a...

13:40

I'm not gonna say challenging, but it's definitely

13:42

different than a dead rising. It's

13:44

not just mowing down hundreds of zombies.

13:47

They're fucking tough. They take a

13:49

lot of hits. I like it more than

13:51

dead right. No, yeah. I like the... Oh,

13:53

they're meaty as shit. It's more of the melee

13:55

combat and you can upgrade this stuff and

13:57

it's a little bit more paced rather than just like.

13:59

turning walls of zombies into

14:02

mists. Yeah, really. Like, which I,

14:04

it's fun, but like, kinda wears its welcome after a while.

14:07

I have fun with that for like, maybe a play

14:09

session. Yeah. And then at that point I'm going, I

14:11

just do powerful. Yeah. You just

14:13

know everything now. And then,

14:15

I don't know, because, okay, the

14:17

time limit that they have. Oh, in

14:20

Dead Rising. Dead Rising. It's trusting

14:22

me to fuck out all the time. I don't like it. I don't

14:24

like that stuff. I know people do. I don't. I

14:26

don't like it at all. Majora's Master. Just go, I don't

14:28

wanna. To me, that game is like a testament to how

14:30

much I like how well it done. I hate that shit.

14:32

Yeah, I still do. I get all of it. It's

14:35

also one of those games, again,

14:38

once it's like Capcom, like Resident Evil,

14:40

where like,

14:41

they're games that are meant to be, like

14:43

you can beat them in a couple hours and play them over and

14:45

over and over again to get like different endings. So

14:48

it's like, that's the game, that's the only time it's fucking

14:50

annoying, the time limit shit, is because there's so

14:53

much shit to do where it's like, you have to do

14:55

all this shit for two and a half days, and if

14:57

you fuck it up, you're screwed. And

15:00

this is like growing up with console, I

15:02

never had that like,

15:04

oh, just make a backup file on PC. Right. That

15:07

doesn't exist. So I never, like not until 2017 that

15:11

I entered the world of like, oh, just ignore what

15:14

the game allows. Literally

15:16

nothing you can do can stop me from going

15:18

to this folder and hitting copy and paste.

15:21

It's just so like, every achievement, even

15:23

the new Dead Space, like on Impossible, you

15:26

can just do that if you really want. Like

15:28

to not die. It's just like, we

15:31

just copy and put that over there. I did really good, let

15:33

me just get that. Make sure, make sure I have that. But

15:35

like, that just, it blew my mind. It still

15:37

blows my mind to me, as again, like somebody who grew

15:40

up with console, like.

15:41

Fuck, dude.

15:43

Like I just didn't know the technology.

15:46

All you can do is grind it that hard. But those games were

15:48

great. They are just, they're extremely

15:51

stressful and like, I gotta go here, gotta do that. You

15:53

gotta beat it like 10 times before you start doing this. Yeah.

15:56

I mean, I've been playing MLB The Show, so

15:58

I mean, I get it. I'm just doing

16:00

the grind. I'm just saying my inning,

16:02

base is loaded. All I'm

16:04

saying is that it's Sony San Diego. If you're watching

16:07

this, you died of starvation. That's it.

16:09

Because you forgot you left the pizza back in the

16:11

other room. I have to feed Manny Machado my

16:14

hot shot third base of the bat. Oh

16:16

yeah, that is the bat's cool. The bat

16:18

was hot. I mean,

16:21

they fucking nailed it. It

16:23

looks so good. It's sick. It's

16:25

really, really fucking cool. I love that. I

16:27

love that in Dead Island 2 that they give

16:29

you

16:29

the drop kick ability right

16:32

away. That is like the first thing. I was

16:34

like, right away, it was just that. Oh,

16:36

wow. It just changes it on. We were

16:38

streaming it. And there's

16:41

also the cards and stuff that help with abilities. And

16:43

there's stuff related to specifically the drop

16:46

kick ability, like making it better. I had none

16:48

of that on. So that gets most basic.

16:51

And it didn't do very much. I fucking

16:53

laughed every time I did it. It's

16:56

so fucking funny. And

16:58

knowing when you're playing co-op that someone

17:00

else can see you is going, woo. Get out of here. You

17:03

just go, why? And the fact that

17:05

they give you the like, they

17:08

go, it goes into slow mo and the zombie knocks

17:10

into other zombies. Yeah, they

17:12

knew what they were doing. Yeah, they did a really good job.

17:15

I got to play it. I've been playing Resident Evil 4 nonstop.

17:17

And then when it's like, OK,

17:20

I can't

17:21

keep gripping the control of this hard. But on MLB

17:23

the show, I play a few games in that.

17:26

And then I go back to Resident Evil 4. And then

17:28

it's like, OK, I'm ready. I'm just trying to grind and get the Fernando

17:30

Tatis 99 overall. It's close. It's

17:32

Resident Evil 4? No, that's where I'm

17:34

trying to get the infinite rocket launcher. Yeah.

17:36

Yeah, yeah. Make sure you get the rocket launcher.

17:39

Yeah, if I mix them up, my team's fucking

17:41

toast.

17:42

Make sure you use the rocket launcher

17:44

chart. Wait, what's the issue? Oh, that's right. You

17:46

saved like 400? Fucking

17:49

crazy. Yeah, it's $2 million. But then I have to

17:51

do all the fucking shooting challenges again. Yeah.

17:53

Well, you don't have to. Here's

17:56

what you do. You just go through and you go, blah, blah, blah,

17:58

blah, and then you leave.

17:59

Do the spin like the the the

18:02

the spindle or whatever the the stuff that you Train

18:06

times it's been all spinal. Yeah On

18:10

your playthroughs, okay cool, so I have a bunch and it's

18:12

like okay. I'm like I'm some expensive

18:14

upgrade ticket Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm done upgrading

18:16

that stuff, but it's like maybe I'll just buy some coins But it's

18:18

like if it carries over I should hang on to it and then upgrade more

18:21

guns and all that But if I'm getting infinite rocket launcher,

18:23

what's the fucking point? So Resident Evil 4 has the

18:25

infinite rocket launcher right and then Resident Evil 2

18:27

they give you a rocket launcher Yes,

18:30

I mean there's probably Started

18:35

that thing going back as Jackie was telling me how

18:38

She she played before and people are like, oh

18:40

you love for play through to remakes She played

18:42

through for she's like, oh awesome. There's a definite

18:44

rocket launcher cost a ton of money Whatever

18:47

Resident Evil 2 towards the end or

18:49

a boss fight. They gave you rocket launcher, right? So

18:51

she was like, oh awesome

18:53

grabbed it and went look at this thing and

18:56

just like Start blasting and

18:58

then ran into the boss room and went. All right, let's

19:00

go

19:17

If you're unfamiliar the thing with Resident Evil

19:20

is since like the first game

19:21

ever they end it with a rocket launcher

19:23

Yeah, they've deviated a little bit

19:25

here and there And now they try to just do like a

19:28

big ending. Yeah, but

19:28

it was always a There's a rocket

19:31

launcher and that was like the Capcom

19:33

thing to be like and we'll give you infinite.

19:35

Yeah of it

19:36

So it's almost always like a thing you can unlock

19:39

just kind of cool and like like it's honestly

19:42

shit It's like it resi before it's

19:44

more useful than in say Resident Evil 2 Yeah,

19:46

because you're it's a fucking rocket launcher and

19:48

the whole game is very small. Yeah blast the

19:50

shit out of yourself But it's

19:52

cool that they just keep up the tradition of this

19:55

big cumbersome giant and you when you

19:57

aim he's like it takes forever

19:59

It's just satisfying shit though. Heaving

20:02

up a sack of potatoes. Yeah, yeah,

20:04

yeah. It's just a lot of shooting five feet

20:06

behind the enemies because you can't shoot at

20:08

them because you're way too close. And

20:10

so it's just a lot of blasting them at you

20:12

and flying towards you. You think they're going

20:15

to do your beak on the other side

20:16

of your face? Yeah.

20:19

I hope you know this means war. Do

20:22

you think they'll do Resident Evil 5 or no? I

20:26

don't see why they won't. Why not? I

20:28

mean, it seems like it's the last one they can

20:30

do. It's not. They can do Code

20:32

Veronica. Everyone's screaming for

20:34

Luke. Everyone's screaming for Code Veronica.

20:37

That was my first Resident Evil. That's such an internet thing though.

20:39

Which I don't know. Yeah, but the thing is they already

20:41

made two and three and four.

20:44

There's only Code

20:45

Veronica 5-0 in

20:48

the original, which they're also going to re-remade.

20:50

They're not going to touch six. No, why the

20:52

fuck would you touch six? They should just make a new six.

20:54

That game sucks. That game

20:57

dogsho. That's what I'm really hoping for, Dead Space.

21:00

I'm hoping that it was so good. It

21:02

was so well. They made Dead Space 2. Same

21:04

thing. They made Dead Space 3. Just

21:06

make a new one. Just ignore the one that already existed.

21:09

I have a new one. I think they'll give you six if you open

21:11

a checking account. Yeah.

21:12

Yeah. You have to. That is

21:15

just the same game.

21:17

Oh, cool. I have an uneven title. I

21:19

remember when that game came

21:21

out, there's like three campaigns. It's so ungodly

21:24

long. It is. But they gave you three campaigns.

21:26

And if you beat all of them, you unlocked the

21:28

fourth Aida campaign. And then Ed, the game

21:31

came out, and no one, everyone hated it.

21:33

And then they were like,

21:35

fuck. No one's even ever playing

21:37

the Aida campaign, because no one wants to play

21:39

this game three times. And so then there was just

21:41

an update. We're like, you can play it. And they

21:43

just added it. It's cool. It's like, you don't have to unlock it.

21:45

Like, that's how few people. Your health are like little

21:48

bits too stupid. Because they're like, fuck, we made

21:50

this. It's a game that's way

21:52

too long, but don't worry. It's also not very good.

21:55

And, and. What it lacks in quality, it

21:57

makes up for in tedious.

21:59

In. Not only

22:01

is it long and not good, but it's three different

22:03

campaigns that reuses exact

22:05

same fights from different perspectives. And

22:08

not in a different way. No. Not

22:10

in like, hey, remember when you fought this guy as Chris

22:12

and you were, he was a monster? Now you're

22:14

so and so. You're not like up on a roof doing something

22:16

different. You're also down kind of just where Chris

22:18

was, but on the other side, fighting the exact same guy

22:21

in the exact same way. The real Anthony Michael

22:23

Hall era SNL. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's

22:25

like we totally found this. We tried

22:27

something that didn't work, sucks ass. It's

22:29

Wesker's kid and he has like

22:31

superpowers. Yeah, because Wesker's

22:33

got superpowers. He had Jake or something.

22:35

I don't remember. So bad. Sixes

22:37

where I really just pulled out. I

22:40

just went abort. I think

22:42

everyone did. Seven was the

22:44

step in the right direction. I didn't like that. I love

22:46

it. I was just like, this is why I was the first person.

22:49

Because to me it was just like, well you ruined it.

22:52

Now what are you doing? What are you doing

22:54

now? And then

22:57

I played it and I was just like, okay, this is a lot better

22:59

than six. The ending still is a piece

23:01

of shit. It just falls apart. The last four of

23:03

them. Once you go to the boat, the boat is so fucking

23:05

best. It's like different people made the game.

23:07

Like this sucks. Like the first part was good. This sucked. The

23:10

people from six. The people from six came in and

23:12

they're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

23:14

no, no. We got it figured out. Our legacy. Yeah,

23:16

it's just not good. And then eight,

23:19

I really liked. Eight was finally like,

23:21

all right. That was the first new Resident Evil I've loved

23:23

probably since five. And I only like five

23:25

because I mean, don't get me wrong. It's not great, but

23:28

the cops great. And it's like, like,

23:30

you were saying earlier, like, it's like an

23:32

F which makes it an A. Yeah.

23:36

When you're like, why do I see plus do an F and

23:38

it makes it before all around the world? Not on the podcast.

23:40

You weren't there. We were having conversations. We're allowed

23:42

to talk. Yeah. But

23:45

to me, that's five. Six

23:46

people think it's that. It's not, it's just

23:48

an F. It's just boring and it sucks. And

23:51

it's shitty. Five is like, what the fuck is happening?

23:53

It's co-op and you're going, whoa. Yeah.

23:56

It's okay. This is why Jack

23:58

and I don't play these times. It's like, it's co-op.

23:59

I liked seven sevens

24:02

cool. It's it's the horror movie

24:04

trope game, which is like fine Scary

24:07

cuz I'm like live in six. I was like ooh Really

24:10

went back to like hey if we're gonna

24:12

like restart Resident Evil Let's do it where

24:14

it's just our favorite horror movie

24:16

scenes all in one video game.

24:18

Yeah, you get a play them and it's like Seven

24:26

so funny seven is the one that is that

24:28

the like

24:29

buy you one By

24:31

you wanted the family in the house

24:33

like in bread. Yeah, mold family

24:39

Bugs brother is chainsaw

24:41

little jigsaw You were

24:43

you were a little mold yourself.

24:45

Mm-hmm. What I like about that too

24:47

is here's the thing about that seven Was

24:50

essentially a reboot without you know

24:53

that whole thing like it's Resident Evil, but it's

24:55

seven But it's we're hiding it but it's seven,

24:57

you know anything so uh

25:00

It was very different completely different

25:02

trailer was good or the yeah was really different whatever Once

25:05

you played it like 20

25:06

minutes in you're like, oh it started becoming

25:09

Resident Evil, right? Like the beginning

25:11

was completely different But

25:13

like you said it kept all that like

25:16

It's got hints of Resident Evil, but it's

25:18

its own new thing and you're like, whoa, it's

25:20

so whatever then you get the aim They don't

25:22

just fucking It's all

25:25

connect and

25:25

they just like all the shit they did were

25:28

like they kind of slow paced it in seven like okay We're

25:30

more grounded or whatever knowing

25:37

Seven

25:40

is its own thing and not connected. It doesn't

25:43

feel connected. There's no old characters and then eight

25:45

like Chris is here Yeah

25:52

Oh my god, it doesn't make sense and then they go

25:54

vampire mommy

25:56

He's like hi, I'm here tool makes

25:59

it eight Seven, no, no, no, this

26:01

is not weird. He's mold now. He

26:03

was mold. He was always mold. We

26:06

tell them now, he's mold. Hide his face?

26:08

No. Third person, Maude. Just some

26:10

guy. Just some guy with blond hair.

26:13

Why do we hide his face? No reason. Yeah. No

26:15

reason at all. It's great. And then you're right. They just

26:17

went like, what if we put a giant

26:20

woman in this game? And

26:22

the internet went,

26:24

ah! And started flipping shit over. This

26:27

is my favorite game! We make her.

26:28

We make her like a vampire.

26:32

But we just stay

26:34

over and over again at the game. It's a blood condition.

26:37

But then also she turns into a dragon or

26:39

whatever the fuck. They root

26:41

all of this game in look. It's

26:44

a ball. It's a plan. It's science. It's

26:46

not really zombies.

26:48

It's this other thing. And you're like, OK,

26:51

giant fucking dragon fight.

26:53

What? Also, it turns into a giant fish.

26:56

Also, at the very end, there's a

26:58

light. There's a light for Popeye. At the very

26:59

end, when this game's still even

27:03

people-wise, doesn't connect at all to the

27:05

Spencers or whatever. Oh, yeah. And

27:07

then also I met this guy, Spencer. He was the only

27:09

guy. And then he took this and he lived for a long

27:11

time. That's the

27:14

beauty of it being just kind of science

27:16

horror. It can be whatever

27:19

we want. And they took that thing and ran

27:21

with it. Yeah, it can be. It's

27:23

a virus. It's a plant. It's a sport. It's whatever you

27:25

want. Oh my god, I fucking forgot.

27:27

We were spoiling eight now. It's too fucking late if

27:29

you haven't watched it. I forgot. Even you're upset

27:32

about that. Go do something else.

27:33

Even the whole plot of eight, I forgot at the

27:35

very end. I fucking forgot. They're like, oh,

27:38

yeah. And it was your wife the whole time.

27:40

Yeah.

27:41

Why was it like, wait, why? I forgot

27:43

about that. I forgot.

27:45

It's the witch monster

27:48

lady. How long have I been banging

27:50

her at my house? Why

27:52

is she so weird? I forgot.

27:55

No, in the opening of the game, you're there for maybe

27:57

a third. Not from seven. No, but was

27:59

it? Who's the Wasn't

28:02

there? Oh, no, maybe she's from maybe she's from Air mine

28:04

who what me? Yeah. Yeah. She's

28:06

from seven She's the one that like attack you and

28:09

a goes great. The whole game is like, oh, yeah.

28:11

Okay. Yeah She's evil what she was like in the boat.

28:13

You made the decision. Yes, but canonically

28:16

she's alive Yeah,

28:18

so the game eight starts and you're like man, we made

28:20

it out of there and then you find it then it's like That was never

28:22

her. Yeah in eight

28:24

She swapped out with the monster lady Mm-hmm.

28:27

The thing that I liked about seven is what you brought up earlier

28:29

is that it did something really interesting which like Resident Evil

28:31

kind of like Here's itself

28:33

toward which is like you could just

28:35

do different horror tropes in different

28:37

games and just turn

28:43

I'm just chillin, you know, I just want to come say you look

28:47

Fuckable Joe you look so good.

28:50

That's the biggest compliment ever You know,

28:52

you're like, hey, I'll come over here. What the fuck

28:54

is that? What the fuck is

28:56

what? In front of the table

28:59

Table, are you just watching or you are?

29:02

Oh, I've been do I've been working on my posture is your back getting

29:04

straight like Michael I took Michael's

29:07

kneeling chair. Come check out his posture.

29:09

It's like a feeling chair been used

29:11

is great What the sure? All

29:16

This is like yeah Eric

29:20

fucking mugsie bogs Are you

29:22

even shorter? My

29:26

What's happening?

29:27

Well Eric if I slouch guess what

29:29

what I'm here with good news for short

29:31

kings like you Okay, this episode

29:34

of off-topic is brought to you by konzuri.

29:37

What's konzuri? Hey Eric? Yeah,

29:39

have you ever wished that you were a little bit

29:41

taller? Maybe you matched on

29:44

tinder, but this is before your back. Yeah Profile

29:46

says you must be six feet or over. Okay,

29:49

you're still not gonna be tall. No. Yeah. No, I mean Maybe

29:53

maybe your small small wife is gonna wear heels.

29:55

Yeah, which is I mean

29:57

So

30:00

towering over you. What the fuck? Right? So

30:03

now you are covered with

30:06

the short king sponsor today, Conzuri.

30:09

Conzuri makes shoes that make

30:11

you up to 2.8 inches

30:13

taller. Wow, that's right. Watch

30:16

this. What? Wait a

30:18

second. This is my natural height, baby. Wait

30:20

a second. No one wins though. Wait, wait,

30:22

wait, wait, wait. Look, Eric, Grasket

30:24

heals makeup and push up bras. Everything's

30:27

they need. Why can't men get a

30:29

boost in confidence too? What

30:31

is it you need? We're all

30:33

the same height lying

30:34

down anyway, Eric. Wait, what? Are

30:36

we gonna get the ad happening? Here's

30:39

why it's the ad, Eric. I said,

30:42

this is too fun to hog

30:44

to myself and just one

30:46

little ad read later when we can

30:48

just, we can all stand tall together. All

30:50

us tall

30:51

guys in Eric. You're so tall. Look

30:53

at us. Wow. Four tall guys.

30:56

Four tall guys in Eric. It

30:58

makes a big difference. It makes a big difference. Look at the difference.

31:01

For a limited time. I tried that a lot. Our listeners can

31:03

get

31:03

an extra 15% off of your order

31:06

with code off

31:07

at konsuri.com. The

31:10

site is already 30% off and with our code

31:12

you get an extra 15. Matt, that's 45% off

31:15

your entire order. Support our show and check them out

31:17

at konsuri.com. That's

31:18

C-O-N-Z-U-R-I.com. Use

31:22

code off, just off.

31:24

Use code off. So wait, I could

31:26

be taller right now. You

31:29

could be almost as tall as me. This

31:32

is where I tell the story about

31:34

how I wish I was taller and I have these,

31:37

which doesn't really exist, but it is nice

31:39

because my first thought was like, when we go out and Lindsay

31:41

wears heels, I can wear these. Wait, I'm gonna try these.

31:43

Hold on, hold on. But you, you

31:46

could just use these. But I feel like

31:48

now. Wait, wait, wait, no, no, here, you try mine. This

31:50

is gonna be good. Watch this, watch this spot. So

31:53

I am this tall right now

31:54

and I do wish that I

31:56

was, I've always thought in my life, if I

31:59

was six two. I would have that's no problem.

32:01

You're not gonna be so much closer

32:03

than that It's

32:05

gonna solve so you're gonna want to look at

32:08

the video podcast

32:12

You're taller than me You're

32:30

taller than me

32:32

You

33:00

look great and I go yeah, this is you don't

33:02

know just

33:02

really incredible People

33:06

who know me you they're very comfortable

33:08

shoes

33:12

You really like if you know and you

33:14

stare at them, but they're really comfortable and they look

33:16

cool They look like regular Regular

33:22

you know And

33:26

no one

33:26

can tell you're getting a secret height boost the

33:29

brand is also hidden on the shoes and the packaging

33:31

It's really the ultimate height hack

33:34

what life short Eric, but you don't have

33:36

to be it's time to level up the playing field Maybe

33:39

update that dating profile You

33:44

Changer when it comes to your dating

33:48

And then I said, you know on top of the 30% yes another 15 45% off

33:56

the Zuri comm code

34:00

off. Hey, there's EON Z

34:02

in your eye in the chat. I

34:04

think account says I'm 6, 4, I

34:06

might actually by the. Like that's not

34:08

just limited to short kings because of

34:11

the shot.

34:14

I'm getting taller than the talking to get taller.

34:17

So talking is just because things seriously

34:19

when I were those I was taller than you. Yeah,

34:22

I like it really we it's weird

34:24

because because you just stare at the person you

34:26

go with with

34:28

what happened you're being it's like someone. Yeah, exactly.

34:30

I literally can't tell

34:36

anyway, I wanted to do the ad read on the episode 5

34:38

because it's very cool.

34:40

They're very cool going back to normal height.

34:47

I would love to Joe shoes and been like oh

34:49

yeah, you got like a bunch of height on those no, I mean I

34:51

just look like what oh yeah,

34:54

we've got different pairs. Yeah, he got the black shirt.

34:56

It's a little bit more. These are nicer than some

34:58

of the sneakers I own.

35:01

Most of like stylish white like these are great.

35:04

They're also comfy they're real they're real sneakers.

35:07

I can't fucking believe I got to get I got to get used to

35:09

when it's funny you said this we got like your walks

35:12

because because you're looking for a little there's slow

35:14

and so they're like wedges and I've never worn

35:17

not flat shoes before so I'm

35:19

like instinctively following

35:21

my foot which is your back's

35:23

not to the camera which is no no he want they want

35:26

to see how he's showing his

35:28

tall tall back to yeah show. Yeah, I'm sure

35:30

my back. Yeah, I mean when you say you

35:32

walk different it's that what's called confidence.

35:34

I I

35:38

you know that is yeah, that's it

35:40

can't be that because I've seen him do it and it's

35:42

that

35:43

that's shortening confidence. I can be regular

35:46

this episode of off topic is brought to you by Sunday,

35:49

it's time to reclaim your weekend Sunday

35:51

lawn care can take one thing off your

35:53

to-do list. It's like the lawn stuff okay gone

35:56

are the days of spending your hard-earned weekend

35:58

at some hardware store looking at endless

36:00

rows of pesticides and fertilizer

36:03

that are just full of harsh chemicals. All

36:05

right, instead of spending all that time working

36:07

on your yard, you

36:08

can be enjoying thanks

36:11

to Sunday. Sunday is everything you need

36:13

to get the lawn you've dreamed of. Okay,

36:16

this spring

36:17

go to GetSunday.com slash

36:19

off topic and enter your address to

36:21

get a customized plan created just

36:23

for your lawn.

36:25

Okay, no trips to the store or

36:27

hauling heavy bags since they ship it straight

36:29

to your home. Okay, you just need a hose

36:31

to apply Sunday. That's

36:35

it. You got a hose when probably

36:37

a lawn, you need a lawn too, but you got

36:39

a hose, got a lawn, you can fertilize your whole

36:42

lawn in less time than it takes you to watch

36:44

an episode of your favorite TV show

36:46

as long as I assume it's a standard, you know, 23 to

36:49

24 minute episode. That probably doesn't count

36:51

short, like two minute videos. But

36:54

anyway, they

36:54

only use ingredients that you can feel good about.

36:56

All right, no harsh chemicals, no

36:59

long waiting periods or trying to keep your kids

37:01

and pets off the lawn. It's impossible. Simply

37:03

apply, let it dry, cool rhyme,

37:06

and you're back to enjoying your yard.

37:08

Sunday is easy and affordable. Some

37:10

lawn care services cost more than $1,500

37:12

a year, but Sunday's full season plans

37:15

started just $109, a considerably

37:18

lower number. Sunday is really

37:20

easy. You just put in your location information, your

37:22

lawn size. Okay, if you got pets and

37:25

then bip bop bam is what Tyler

37:27

wrote, they ship a lawn care package right to your

37:29

door, especially here in Texas where the climate

37:31

is sometimes all over the place. It's great to know.

37:33

And for a limited time, Sunday is offering

37:36

our listeners 50% off your first

37:38

box. So you can get started today for as little

37:40

as $55 when you go to get sunday.com

37:43

slash off topic. That's 50% off

37:45

your first box when you go to get

37:48

sunday.com slash off topic.

37:51

This episode is sponsored by Aura Frames.

37:54

Do you take millions of photos

37:56

only to let them sit in your phone or get lost

37:58

in your files? So

37:59

basically, are you Are you a human? Are you 99.9% of

38:01

the human population? What

38:04

if you could put all your photos, including

38:06

those random camera roll picks, into

38:09

one gorgeous frame? Because now

38:11

you can, with a connected

38:13

frame from Aura. Named

38:17

the best digital photo frame by

38:19

Wirecutter, the strategist, and featured

38:21

in hundreds of gift guides, just none

38:24

specifically, Aura frames are

38:26

guaranteed to make mom or grandma

38:28

smile. And that is an absolute

38:31

fact. It's a targeted ad,

38:33

and it's going to work, OK, on mom

38:35

and grandma. I can attest.

38:37

And Aura frame brings all of your photos and videos

38:40

together in one stunning high resolution display,

38:42

where mom can really enjoy them, a.k.a. not

38:45

getting

38:45

lost in some group text or on social

38:47

media. You can preload any frame with meaningful

38:49

memories and a special message that will

38:52

appear as soon as it's set up. You go, they

38:54

turn it on and go, wow,

38:55

this special message is just for me? How

38:58

does this computer know who I am? Add unlimited

39:00

photos and videos and invite as many people

39:02

as you want to the frame. There are absolutely

39:05

no hidden fees or subscriptions.

39:08

It's adorable. What can I say? It takes two minutes

39:10

to set up in the Aura app, and it's plug

39:12

and play. It's got great resolution, great color.

39:15

It has a cool interactive touch feature

39:17

that lets you change the photos, and

39:19

you can even respond with

39:21

emojis. It's pretty dang cool. It's

39:23

pretty easy. It's like, digital

39:25

frames are great. And wow, you just put

39:27

all the pictures on there. You know what the hardest

39:30

part was? Mm, getting all those pictures

39:32

on there for mom. You figure

39:34

it out. Those days are gone. Now you

39:36

just do it all. Right

39:38

now Aura has a great deal for Mother's Day

39:41

listeners. Specifically, it's for

39:43

Mother's Day, but it's for Mother's Day listeners.

39:46

You can save on the perfect gift by visiting

39:48

oraframes.com. That's A-U-R-A,

39:51

frames.com. Use code offtopic to get

39:53

up to $30 off, plus free shipping

39:55

on their best selling Carver

39:58

matte frames. This deal ends on May 4. So

40:00

don't wait, terms and conditions apply.

40:03

Buy the frame, your mother won't

40:05

call you every two months and say, come change

40:07

my pictures. I have 47,000 on my camera. You

40:10

gotta take them off, you gotta put them on the computer, you gotta put them

40:13

in a folder, you gotta put the folder back. No!

40:17

Aura frames!

40:23

But man, that was an ad,

40:26

but they didn't pay for that. Just so

40:28

you know, I guarantee you, someone's

40:31

gonna be pissed. That would be what would

40:33

be described as what? Like an

40:35

integration? Yeah,

40:37

they just got an integration at copy

40:40

price because Tyler can

40:42

attest, the second you told

40:44

me about these, I was like, gimme,

40:45

gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, I can't wait to walk

40:47

around in these. And they're so much, they're

40:49

even better than I thought. You're just like, I just wanna be

40:51

tall boy. I just wanna be tall boy walking around.

40:54

It's funny, Tyler also was getting

40:56

ready for the show.

40:58

He said his partner was like, oh, that's pretty good. You

41:00

gonna get a pair? He was like, hey,

41:02

hey, I might. Also, before

41:05

he told me that story, he absolutely was like, I'm gonna get a pair.

41:08

I can't tell you how many times I

41:10

have tried to ride a roller

41:12

coaster with my sweetie, only to be not

41:15

tall enough. And I go walk back

41:17

down in shame and get the

41:19

looks of all the cars. I don't know if they're

41:21

liable for a stinger. Are you fine, too? Roller

41:23

coaster. That might be a safe thing.

41:25

No, no, no. You're too short to ride. I don't want you

41:27

to be there. Just walk it.

41:28

Just walk it. Just walk

41:30

it. Just walk it. Just walk it. Just

41:32

ride the roller coaster. Now they're

41:35

gonna have to cut that. What shoe size you

41:37

want. Don't use them to take your height on

41:39

a roller coaster. Yeah, even using a roller coaster.

41:42

I'm sure that's in the fine print when you buy the sneakers.

41:44

What are you doing back there? Does

41:46

this look right? No. Why

41:49

are you so tall? Tall confidence.

41:51

Let me in. Let me in, too.

41:53

Oh my God. I have friends. We're

41:55

also tall. Three

41:56

tall men. Three tall

41:59

men.

41:59

Joe also is, you got it, I'm telling you, and I know

42:02

I've told you this, you got it straight in your back. I do. You're

42:04

a deceptively tall guy. You gotta take your hot shoes

42:06

back. Any time I mention Joe being... No,

42:08

no, no, it's okay, you can wear my hot shoes. Any time

42:10

I mention Joe being tall to someone, they go, well,

42:13

tall to Z. And they're shocked when I say like

42:15

six foot,

42:16

at least. But I got it, it's just because my

42:18

back is wrapped. I know. You know

42:20

how many... Every time I catch my profile in the fucking

42:22

video monitor over here, I just shoulder the bone.

42:24

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The America's most hunched man.

42:27

I'm just gonna rip those shoulders way back. Thank

42:29

you, Joe. Thank you, Joe. You're welcome,

42:31

Eric. Do you know how many more times Eric would have been

42:33

picked for the basketball pickup game? Zero,

42:36

zero more times. Huh? He'd still be

42:38

nine inches shorter than everyone else in basketball. No, he'd be done

42:40

in basketball. He'd be bad at basketball. Here's the... Also,

42:43

I'm six one, which is a good tall height,

42:45

but

42:46

I feel like if I was six three, I

42:48

wouldn't be able to dunk, but people might think I could

42:50

dunk. Yeah, I know. You know what I'm saying? Dude, they're

42:52

also, if you're wondering, they're like normal sneakers, like US sneakers.

42:54

Yeah. Because

42:55

I wear somewhere between nine and a half to 10 and a half. It's

42:57

always based on the shoe. I

43:00

just fired from a hip and said 10 fit perfect.

43:02

Feel powerful. See, without

43:05

those shoes... Oh, that's how the power is. Yeah,

43:07

of course. No, if you wear those shoes home tonight, your

43:10

wife's gonna divorce you just to marry you again. Whoa!

43:15

No, no, no, no, she'll be like, take those off. Take

43:17

them off, you take them off. And then she goes, I'm leaving you. You go, oh,

43:19

and you just put them back on,

43:20

put them back on. I'm single. I

43:22

don't think she wants me to be any taller

43:25

now. Oh, see, Eric, Eric. She's

43:27

always wanted it. She's never said it to

43:29

you. These

43:30

shoes are a dream come true. She's

43:32

gonna cry small tears when you get home.

43:34

Because you're just gonna be like, I'm huge. I'm

43:37

huge. Look at my white shoes.

43:39

If you're wearing those shoes, like walking by a park. You're

43:41

gonna start signing business papers or something. Yeah, yeah,

43:43

yeah. You know what I mean? Take that. Start approving

43:45

stuff.

43:46

If you wear those shoes, you're walking by a park and

43:48

someone's basketball rolls towards you, they don't go, hey,

43:50

give it to us. They go, hey boss. You

43:52

say,

43:52

hey boss, if you're wearing this. They don't even have a man.

43:55

They go, hey, we're a man short. You mean what? We're

43:57

good to go.

43:57

You freak? Exactly. You

44:00

can drop it and pick up this. I am now. You

44:03

play point guard, right? Like. He's

44:05

a robot. They

44:09

just look like shoes. They look

44:10

great, man. They look great. Oh,

44:12

fuck. It is truly, again,

44:15

I was like, oh yeah, they're gonna like heighten you a little bit. It is

44:17

a magic trick. It

44:19

was, you were eye to eye with me, Eric. That like

44:21

blew my mind. When you, it's the more you

44:23

know the person, like I said, if you just walk around arbitrarily,

44:26

it's like you might not, if you're like so dead

44:28

on someone you see every day and you're just like, what

44:30

are you doing up there? The most regular looking

44:33

shoes that I can't express

44:34

how different it feels when you are in

44:37

them and you go, oh, this is what the top of this

44:39

looks like. You have no idea. It's so crazy.

44:41

So much dust. Yeah, it's dust.

44:44

I will say the one that, it's hard

44:46

to really tell in this building because it's a

44:48

hanger. Everything's huge and open or whatever.

44:51

It's the small spaces you notice it. Spot,

44:53

I immediately noticed it and I didn't like

44:55

it. It was when I walked into the bathroom and

44:57

I had more of an eye line over the stall. I

45:00

was like, I don't normally, like normally

45:02

I can see someone's head. I can see like their eyes.

45:04

I see. And I went, Jesus Christ, tall

45:06

people can see in there. It's

45:08

so funny. People are like, oh, six fours, no

45:10

picnic. It's like, oh, these aren't gonna make me six fours. So

45:12

I'll be all right. No. He's still gonna

45:14

write six foot in his bow five. No reason.

45:17

These shoes are 100% a like mid, like

45:21

mid run Simpsons bit. Oh yeah.

45:24

Where like Homer gets a pair of like, this

45:26

is Bart. Bart does it when he's trying

45:28

to be tall, right? But it's a, those shoes are

45:30

a lot more noticeable. A lot of shoes.

45:33

Should have got a shirt. They worn

45:35

out yet. I think

45:37

that is like a Seinfeld bit or something. It

45:39

feels like a sitcom bit where someone gets a

45:41

pair of heightening shoes and it changes

45:44

their life. And then it's too good. And then

45:46

like the second half is like, I gotta get back to right. I

45:48

gotta lose all the respect I got. I gotta

45:50

get a pair so every time. Give me too much responsibility. I'm

45:52

doing a photo shoot with Trevor. Oh,

45:54

yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what you do

45:56

is you trick them like you have the shoes on, but you

45:59

kinda like. Yeah, kinda.

45:59

How's it, does it cross a little bit? And then when Wes

46:02

goes, okay strike a pose. Let me

46:04

tell you though, people are gonna start clocking these shoes.

46:06

Yeah, oh yeah,

46:07

definitely. The height killers. Mm, mm, mm,

46:09

mm, mm. Don't trust them. Tall

46:11

people fear them. Yeah.

46:13

I mean already I was like, I don't, I don't. I

46:16

need to get taller to come back to

46:18

tallness. I was gonna break my legs and do the height surgery.

46:20

I just do conzuri.

46:22

Yeah. Honestly, probably

46:24

the smarter route. Listen, I was going to spend $100,000

46:28

to Gattaca style, shatter

46:31

my femurs. Gattaca style. Have

46:33

them elongated. Spend nine months

46:35

in a hotel near the hospital

46:37

because I need to be nearly, because I could clot at any

46:39

second. I've been offering to do that to Eric

46:42

for years. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Years. And

46:44

now he can just buy pairs of shoes. Now I got conzuri. Well actually

46:46

you don't have to, just take shows. Yeah, just take shows. Wow,

46:48

I'm sure you guys will see shoes on this. I always

46:50

think, no these are too big. She got two. He's

46:53

not much too large. I

46:55

always, I think I look weird in like a white

46:57

shoe.

46:59

I have a pair of white shoes. Oh, I don't. Yeah,

47:01

I don't wear shoes either. And it's just, it's so noticeable

47:04

for me. But maybe at this height. I don't wear a lot of white

47:06

anything. Yeah.

47:08

I wear lighter blues. Mm. I

47:11

mess with that. That's not right. I like

47:13

a white low, like a white low top. Oh,

47:15

they look good on people. It's dirty so fast. I

47:18

think I just notice them when I'm walking. I see

47:20

like the whites of my shoes. And

47:22

I go, I go, oh. And

47:25

here's the thing. Then I notice my height and I go,

47:27

uh-uh. Maybe with these. Oh. This

47:29

is why I also do my new natural boots. It's like, it's just,

47:33

it just keeps giving it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, this

47:35

is a, this is a font. A real font of it. And

47:37

like, I'm, the only

47:39

shoe, I like a white shoe. In fact, those are my white

47:41

shoes over there. But

47:43

I think I always used to get the

47:45

white, like white low top Converse. Yeah.

47:48

Which get dirty in the distance from the box to

47:50

your foot. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. They get like T-stained

47:53

in just the distance from the box to

47:55

here. Somehow they get fucking filthy.

47:58

What the hell did I rub up against? Like what is?

47:59

Am I working the coal mine?

48:02

Why am I so so so so so so sooty? Jesus

48:05

instantly stained, fuck. Man.

48:08

I'm

48:11

perfectly happy with my height, or I thought I was.

48:13

And

48:13

I was like, I don't know how to get the

48:15

shoes. I don't have any

48:18

shoes. I don't have any shoes, I'm not self-conscious about

48:20

it until now. Until

48:22

I set foot in those sweet sweet

48:25

shoes. Really? It was game-changing putting

48:27

them on and I'm like, oh wow, this is weird,

48:29

you guys are a little bit taller. And I put them on and I felt

48:32

so much taller than

48:35

they actually are.

48:37

My height has never felt more challenged. Nice.

48:40

That tells me though, I've

48:42

never been short

48:44

my whole life. I've been around a lot of tall people.

48:46

And so it's like, if you're near tall people, you're

48:49

shorter. But never in my life

48:51

have I felt short, not short, just not

48:53

tall.

48:54

I get it. To me, I don't have

48:56

that. I just go, oh, is this

48:58

what it's like

49:00

to be six foot? But I'm five nine.

49:02

I imagine that line is probably five six

49:04

five seven. Oh yeah. It's

49:06

like, whoa. I realize I haven't

49:08

had that burden. So it's like, oh, these

49:10

are cool, but it's not at all that. But I get

49:13

that for you, where you're like, this is completely

49:15

different. It's game-changing. I have

49:17

the same Armando Torres phenomenon. Oh

49:19

yeah.

49:20

I am so

49:22

much taller than my Mexican side of the family and it's

49:25

not even close. All my uncles,

49:27

all my cousins, I'm like a foot taller

49:29

than all of them. I just got

49:31

all of the Scotch Irish height from

49:33

my mom's side of the family. On my dad's side of the family, it's just

49:36

like. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

49:38

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And

49:41

so you get used to that dynamic and then

49:43

I stepped in those shoes and now I'm like, well,

49:45

fuck. Could be more. Could be taller.

49:48

It's like, I have the hunger. I have the hunger now.

49:50

I taste the human flesh. And

49:52

now I'm like, I'm gonna be. That's all I can think of.

49:55

This is the problem. This tells me I'm in the right

49:57

spot. Because it's like, you're like,

49:59

wow.

49:59

This is great, I've been missing this my whole life. And

50:02

the tall people are going, more! Yeah. This

50:05

is crazy. I love it.

50:06

This is great. Good lore. Feeling

50:08

so big. Even sitting down, I feel taller. Right, it's

50:10

weird. It makes no sense. It

50:13

doesn't help me at all. I feel big. I

50:15

mean, I can see your foot place. That's a big

50:17

foot. It's like, you know, it's like when you're working out, you

50:19

know what I mean? It's from floor to core. Yeah,

50:22

right. You gotta push through your feet. So he's pushing through

50:24

his feet right now. When you're feeling immense, you better

50:26

be pushing your back and your

50:28

feet.

50:29

Oh, it turns out these shoes inject

50:32

benzodiazepines into your bloodstream. So now

50:34

it might feel great. I'm all the time. You

50:37

gotta provide your own things. You gotta. You

50:39

just have a pouch. Yeah, yeah, you gotta figure

50:41

that out. That's your thing. That's your thing.

50:44

Ooh! Bang, bang,

50:46

bang, bang, bang. Look

50:48

at that. Yeah. Whoa. It's

50:51

like when you go into like a vape shop. What?

50:53

Yeah, I look like I'm going to a vape shop. And then you ask questions

50:56

and they keep saying, for cigarettes. Yeah. We

50:58

don't have to play the game. Yeah. Do you

51:00

have the fucking thing or not? For cigarettes. Like

51:03

we don't, what?

51:04

Look at the win. When the person at the

51:06

counter is going, for cigarettes

51:08

and there's a tip jar that says

51:10

buds and condoms. Yeah. I'm

51:13

going, do you know where you fucking work? For

51:16

cigarettes. What are you talking about? Like buying

51:18

a phone so I can put on my tobacco. Put

51:20

the code. The code. Yeah.

51:22

Hey, do you have this thing? Ah! Yeah.

51:25

What? Do

51:27

you sell a thing at

51:30

the store that sells that I'm in? Oh, fuck. Oh,

51:32

man.

51:33

Ha ha ha. For

51:35

incense, right? Ha ha ha. You

51:38

have to say. You have to

51:40

say it. So I can legally give

51:42

it

51:42

to you. And I'm just like, what? How many

51:44

customers do you get? What? This is on a highway.

51:47

What the hell are you talking about? The

51:49

name of the store is Purple Haze. Yeah.

51:52

Right, Purple Haze, cigarettes. Right, right.

51:54

Cigarette. I need a lighter. Yeah.

51:57

I'm trying to buy a lighter. Well, here's what with your legal.

51:59

Cigarettes right here's here's one with weed leaves

52:02

on it. Oh Here's

52:05

a portrait of Willie Nelson fucking like

52:07

a cigarette guy outlaw

52:10

country, baby

52:15

Man what you took the case off

52:17

it happened. I've never seen the case. Oh

52:20

really the pox. Oh, that was crazy Oh,

52:22

you mean when you put it down there, and it's like it

52:24

goes back you know

52:28

See yeah, you tempted me The

52:32

more you leave it on the lower it's

52:38

It

52:41

becomes solid, but it's just cornstarch and water

52:43

and it just it feels solid, but it's

52:45

liquid Man

52:49

I

52:50

Love the dangling but a little

52:52

dangling feet of like I'm having fun I

52:55

mean it puts two and a half inches

52:58

on your soul. Yeah Not

53:00

just your high up to 2.8. Yeah, that's

53:03

almost three. That's a lot. It's close. That's

53:05

a lot of inches. Mm-hmm

53:06

It is it's a lot of inches

53:11

It's a normal

53:13

amount of it's a totally it's a regular Amount

53:17

of inches is that why is that why you kept

53:19

saying those shoes are gonna make you longer What

53:28

a weird way

53:30

Like my length is increased

53:44

That's an absurd baby

54:00

36 inches, 36 inches. 36 inches,

54:03

right, baby. That's like

54:06

age three to five. How do you

54:08

birth that? Slowly.

54:13

We have

54:13

got to move away from that power plant. 36 inches.

54:21

Oh my God, fuck. You

54:23

guys been playing Seven Days to Die or what?

54:25

A little bit here,

54:28

a little bit there. I'm playing Hollow

54:29

Knight again. It sucked me back in. It's

54:32

like my Dark Souls platform. It's

54:34

Dark Souls Metroidvania. And

54:37

actually like Dark Souls, because there's so many damn games

54:39

that

54:40

they said, or people in reviews wanted

54:42

to say, blank like Dark Souls. It's not really

54:44

like it in any way. But

54:47

be it whether it's hard or the way

54:49

you have

54:50

the death experience health

54:52

drop, whatever, kind of that style.

54:55

It's that, but it's

54:57

Metroidvania. And it's fucking hard. And

54:59

it's fun. I mean, in the same way though,

55:01

it's real challenging. But the thing about that game that's crazy,

55:04

it came out, I don't know, like five years ago or something like

55:06

that, six years ago. I never played it until last year, like

55:08

a couple months ago.

55:09

You wait on Steam Deck? Oh,

55:11

yeah, I'm bouncing around, but I'm decking it. Okay,

55:14

okay, okay. It's like a team

55:16

of like less than 10 people. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

55:18

It's like, was it like a Kickstarter game or

55:20

something? It is

55:21

a fucking masterpiece. It really is.

55:23

And I'm someone who likes platformers. And

55:25

it's just like Perfect Timing where I got into Dark

55:28

Souls. And so then I'm like, oh my God, this

55:30

is great. I love Metroid.

55:33

I've played like every 2D

55:35

Metroid. And so I've just got like

55:37

much like Dark Souls, albeit a

55:39

much

55:40

more robust series that I just sort of fell

55:42

into. And now I'm like a super fan. Hollow Knight's

55:44

the same fucking thing, right? It's like, dude, it looks

55:47

amazing. It plays so well. Like it's just

55:49

so, it's

55:50

just fun. It's just enjoyable. And in a similar

55:52

way of Dark Souls, it's one of those games that's really, really hard,

55:54

but not like aggravating hard. It's just

55:57

challenging. I would say it's better in that.

55:59

in that regard than Dark Souls, because you

56:02

just have so much more finite control in

56:05

like a 2D platformer. Is it challenging

56:07

without being like overly punishing? Is that

56:09

kind of like where it lands?

56:10

I would say

56:12

it's like, it's not as, the

56:14

main game probably isn't as hard as the main

56:16

game in Dark Souls. The side shit

56:19

that you can choose to do or DLC shit is

56:21

fucking hard.

56:23

But it's not like, it's

56:26

a challenge to beat the game I would say, but it's probably

56:28

not as much as a challenge as someone playing

56:30

Dark Souls for the first time. I would think, but that really

56:32

depends on what games you play against. Like I

56:34

attached, I picked up this way faster

56:37

than Dark Souls. But again, I play fuck tons, I

56:39

played Mega Man and shit like my whole life growing up and then

56:41

all the stupid Rage Quit games. So, these

56:44

little games, it's like Chicken Horse, but it's

56:46

a fighter. Right. That's what it is. On

56:48

Steam Deck, were you mostly playing Resident Evil 4? We went

56:50

to a baseball game for Face Jam. We recorded

56:52

an episode of Face Jam at a Round

56:54

Rock Express game and ate a grilled cheese hot dog.

56:56

It was fucking great. Michael

57:00

hadn't been to a baseball game and I think if you ask

57:02

him, he would still say that he's never seen a baseball game.

57:04

I've been there. He's seen one. Very

57:07

weird. But you brought your Steam

57:09

Deck to the ballpark and you were like, just get Resident

57:11

Evil 4 going. Just in case. Just in

57:14

case. Not just to

57:16

the ballpark, during the episode. Yes. He

57:19

was getting some stuff going for him. Yeah, so

57:20

you can listen to Face Jam but know that we

57:23

were doing that. It's hard to play Resident Evil when they're shooting

57:25

fireworks off. There's a grand slam.

57:27

They're shooting off fireworks. It was really cool. And

57:29

it was all during our episode. I was at

57:32

a baseball game there not watching

57:35

it off in a corner making a podcast

57:37

when that grand slam happened and the firework

57:39

was right behind us. This is a Face Jam-felu-zia.

57:42

Yeah, it was fucking crazy.

57:44

The deduction value of fish ships. Skyra. I

57:47

love that shirt. Yeah, I love that shirt. Yeah,

57:49

yeah. It's a hot dog of hats. Yep. There

57:52

are several Cubs games

57:54

that I

57:55

definitely went to but didn't watch. Yeah,

57:57

yeah, yeah, absolutely. I was there, but I

57:59

was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, my body

58:01

was there. Yeah, exactly What's

58:04

up join the face Jim mafia? Awesome. Oh,

58:06

that's right. Our tracksuit came down

58:08

saying what? Awesome.

58:10

Okay. I said they got their face. Yeah tracksuit

58:13

arrived with her at work.

58:14

So I have something to live for yeah

58:20

You know what if you know what you

58:22

live and we'll have more stuff for you The

58:25

fire novies gonna be in fine. Oh my

58:27

god the fire novies. Are you serious? That's

58:37

There's three chak suits out. Yep store our roots teeth calm

58:39

and you can get the face Jim tracks it tracks it you get face

58:41

Jim off you babies face Jim She went hunter

58:44

and there's a

58:44

penny I believe it's Ruby. I believe it's penny.

58:47

It's a green. Oh, yes Yes,

58:49

it is three tracks. Yes The

58:51

team that fights Superman or whatever you keep shoot.

58:53

Yeah, you would know You know what would look great

58:56

with that

58:57

tracksuit? Well those just pristine

58:59

one I should have worn my tracksuit

59:01

with these total shoes I'm

59:05

gonna go get my drink now. There's but you have to be ready at all

59:07

time. Yeah, right Alfredo. You have to host Hello,

59:10

welcome to the show You don't have

59:13

to do that. Oh, oh, hello

59:15

and thanks for watching didn't have to that part Oh, you

59:17

just go right into well, they're like Three

59:20

two

59:22

Show fuck. Okay. Wow I

59:25

wasn't prepped. No, I wasn't Please

59:28

don't out of this part. Just run it back. What

59:30

run it right back. What go ahead There's

59:33

also 20% off that you can get

59:34

on this. Oh for 20 anniversary

59:36

marching. I thought it was off of tracks Well,

59:42

we're doing this watch this hosy look at all

59:44

goddamn

59:45

goddamn it and And

59:48

so tall so tall and so normal walking

59:50

that's so regular and leaning back. Yeah

59:54

Think of this here's you look at this Like

59:57

again, my height is threatened You

1:00:00

know, yeah, exactly. It's when someone you've known your whole

1:00:02

life walks up to you and is 2.5 inches or 2.8 inches taller. Hold

1:00:05

on. And then you can do a big thick neck. Eric?

1:00:08

Yeah.

1:00:09

Take him off. Big dog's gotta eat. That's

1:00:11

what I'm saying. Just like when you watch Dragon

1:00:13

Ball Z and you go, oh my god,

1:00:15

Super Saiyan 4 Goku, he's peaked.

1:00:18

Oh, jeez. There's nothing. There's

1:00:21

nothing. There's nothing. There's

1:00:24

nothing Goku can do

1:00:26

to ascend past Super Saiyan 4. And

1:00:29

then you go, wow. You're gonna be,

1:00:32

you're so fucking tall. That's

1:00:34

insane. That's

1:00:37

crazy. You're so

1:00:39

fucking tall right now. You have any

1:00:41

baskets I've done this morning? No, no, no, no, no.

1:00:43

You seriously, you would get

1:00:45

drafted. If you were that tall, you'd be like, you'd

1:00:48

be playing.

1:00:48

You wouldn't be doing this. You would have played like

1:00:50

high school basketball and then probably college basketball.

1:00:52

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But then I would have been

1:00:54

like, hey, one time I passed the ball to Curry. Yeah,

1:00:56

there you go. Yeah,

1:00:58

no look though. You know what I mean?

1:01:00

No look and the laces were lined up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:01:03

You know what I mean? So you catch, you see the catch and release. Yeah,

1:01:05

you'd be like, Jimmy Butler just dunked on me

1:01:07

so hard one time. Well, we don't talk

1:01:09

about that. That's right. Wow.

1:01:11

Isn't that crazy? This is a. Look at this height.

1:01:15

I know we can like, this is good.

1:01:18

See, they gotta adjust the camera. They

1:01:21

gotta adjust the camera.

1:01:25

You're already taller than me. So this is like,

1:01:27

fuck. Huge, huge difference. Look

1:01:29

at that. Whoa. Okay,

1:01:32

wait, hold on. Keep it in the shot. Can we switch?

1:01:34

Yes. Can we switch? Okay,

1:01:36

keep it in that. Yeah, don't move the camera. This is good,

1:01:38

this is good. Okay, I'll keep the height

1:01:40

that I had. Okay, you got the height still. And then you're gonna, you'll

1:01:43

lower in a second. Ready? Lower.

1:01:46

Do it. Whoa! This

1:01:49

is crazy. That's so fucking

1:01:52

nice. My height is challenged. My

1:01:54

height has been challenged here today. Fucking

1:01:57

awesome. Wow, that's why. These

1:01:59

things are. We're gonna be flying off the shelf. What

1:02:03

a fucking game changer. What we need to do is just

1:02:05

a group of us, where are them, and then just

1:02:07

hang out around one person that doesn't have

1:02:10

one. It doesn't have one. So we're all just

1:02:12

like taller. And then it was

1:02:14

just like, wait, you guys, wait, are

1:02:16

all of you taller? It's like, come on, all of us

1:02:18

taller? That's ridiculous. That's crazy.

1:02:21

Just do it around Jeremy.

1:02:25

Just do it around Jeremy.

1:02:30

And he's just like, the fuck is this shit? Are

1:02:33

you kidding me? Don't tell him. Just be like,

1:02:35

this shit is taller. Dude,

1:02:38

I really think that if you did that around Gavin,

1:02:41

I don't know. Like he would notice, and I think

1:02:43

that it would make him sick. Just

1:02:47

start vomiting. He would just start

1:02:49

going,

1:02:49

I don't feel very good. What's happening?

1:02:52

Is it possible to get vertigo just

1:02:54

from seeing? Can

1:02:56

you get vertigo from your friends?

1:02:59

Just like, oh.

1:03:02

My world is going upside down. It's

1:03:05

one of those like, what the fuck? It

1:03:07

goes down the front. Oh, dude, that's so

1:03:09

cool. Yeah, you got to lower the camera. We got real

1:03:12

tall real quick. This has been a good one,

1:03:14

man. This is,

1:03:15

Michael, we were figuring a lot of stuff out.

1:03:17

What'd you figure out? Jesus. I

1:03:19

couldn't find my cup. We got a cup, sorry.

1:03:22

Who you on the fuck, you know where my cup is? He

1:03:24

knows where your cup is the whole time. I'd

1:03:26

probably put it in there. I

1:03:28

like to get here a little bit early and just stand behind

1:03:30

people in the control room screaming. Probably

1:03:33

put my cup down. Oh, that's exactly what I mean. That's my cup!

1:03:35

It's from when you were screaming.

1:03:36

It's when I was screaming. Thank you, did you put the

1:03:38

spit in it? Like, ask for it. This is the cup

1:03:40

in the Round Rock Express. That's what I was

1:03:42

looking for. Sick. That fucking rocks. Ice

1:03:45

cold. Ooh. Very nice.

1:03:48

Really looks like you're driving around drinking

1:03:51

beer. Yeah. I mean, my car, I

1:03:53

was going, this doesn't

1:03:55

look right. We

1:03:58

all did. We did more shoe stuff. He

1:04:00

just shows up. Oh, by the way, I took a little

1:04:03

tour around the world. But I pass by Joe.

1:04:05

And he goes, well, is Eric still

1:04:07

wearing those sneakers? I'm like, he's

1:04:10

keeping them. And he kind of chuckled. And

1:04:12

I think he thought I was joking. Yeah, so he was

1:04:14

turning his foot in the dirt. He was like, hey, is, uh.

1:04:16

We did. We did, because they're behind you now. We

1:04:19

were doing, um. They're like, you're in them, but you're

1:04:21

a ghost. Yeah. They're just some high

1:04:23

comparison stuff, because I was feeling pretty confident. And

1:04:25

then I stood next to Fredo, and then Fredo

1:04:27

put them on. And then I wasn't so comfortable. Well,

1:04:29

I said, like, you know, we were watching Dragon Ball Z, and

1:04:32

you were like, Super Saiyan 4 Goku. He's hit his limit.

1:04:34

And then it's like, oh, no. It's like,

1:04:36

you know, got

1:04:37

Goku. Alfredo put them

1:04:39

on, and I heard, ba-na-na. That's

1:04:41

what I heard. I heard that little sting.

1:04:43

So then they stood next to each other, switched

1:04:46

shoes. Yes. And then powerful.

1:04:48

Really powerful. He was fucked up. He

1:04:50

was fucked up. Yeah, I took the shoes off, kept the

1:04:52

height. Yeah. And it really just boop.

1:04:55

It was just really well-looking. It was like,

1:04:57

oh. It's fucking crazy. I can't believe

1:05:00

these shoes, man.

1:05:02

I'm floored by them really still. They

1:05:04

didn't even pay for this one.

1:05:06

No, I can't stop thinking about it. This

1:05:08

was pro-rho-rho. I know. I know.

1:05:11

When you make a product that good, it

1:05:13

deserves to be talked about. I'm sorry,

1:05:15

OK? If I found these on my own and

1:05:18

bought them, this episode would have gone exactly

1:05:20

the same way. That's absolutely true. Mine is the part

1:05:22

that I had to read. I

1:05:24

wouldn't have read that part, because it wouldn't

1:05:26

have existed. Wait, what's

1:05:28

that thing? I

1:05:31

truly encourage, though, too, all of the

1:05:34

people who are 6'5", 6'6", to also

1:05:36

get the whole thing. Oh, yeah. I'm

1:05:39

tall. I feel crazy. Let me tell

1:05:41

you, as only 6'1", that

1:05:43

transformed to nearly 6'3". Here's

1:05:45

the thing. A surge of energy that came through

1:05:47

me. I'm telling you. I'm like, the thing

1:05:50

is, again, I've

1:05:51

not gone through my life longing

1:05:54

to be a couple inches taller. It hasn't been in hindrance

1:05:57

to me. But with the option

1:05:59

presented, like that, Like they're comfortable and they're great

1:06:01

looking sneakers. I like the

1:06:03

fact that I go, oh, tall do I want to be today? Yeah.

1:06:06

It's just an option you never had. It's a new perspective. Do you want

1:06:08

to be regular height? Do you want to be big height today? It's

1:06:10

a new perspective on things. It's like changing your clothes. I

1:06:12

want to go put on my tall shoes. I want to put them on and then

1:06:14

we'll go watch a movie. You sit down and watch a movie. It doesn't matter.

1:06:17

Yeah. But I'm going to feel a new way. I'm going

1:06:19

to feel real big. Am I going to see my wife's, my

1:06:21

ex-wife's new husband today?

1:06:22

Putting them

1:06:23

on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:06:26

That's right. I'm bigger now. And then you get

1:06:28

there and he's slightly bigger. And you go, what the fuck?

1:06:30

And they go, oh, did you hear about Conzuri? I

1:06:32

think he's got some. Oh

1:06:34

my god. No. He doesn't need

1:06:37

you. There's no time. Like the press it.

1:06:39

Where's the 3.5 inch model? He's

1:06:43

got someone calling me every day. Make me bigger. And

1:06:47

then it's just give me a little more. We're feeling

1:06:49

all these calls. People want to get bigger and bigger. But one guy

1:06:52

keeps calling over and over again saying, make me longer.

1:06:54

We don't understand it. He keeps saying he's not

1:06:56

long enough. There's a scientist

1:06:58

in

1:06:58

like fucking steam. Like sparks

1:07:01

are flying. They're like, we can't make them any bigger.

1:07:03

Do it. God damn it. Make them bigger. No.

1:07:06

He won't hold. Dials like breaking.

1:07:08

Like shit. Yeah. Fuck. I love

1:07:10

these. Sometimes you just see something. You go, that's awesome.

1:07:13

Yep. And you

1:07:15

know what? Exceed and expect it every step of the

1:07:17

way. Even yesterday, Tyler was like,

1:07:20

yo, this ad reads crazy.

1:07:24

And he's like, yo, this ad reads crazy. He's like, I'm

1:07:26

the best guy. And then he's

1:07:28

sending me like the short king part. And I

1:07:30

was like, let me one of you. Let's do that in

1:07:32

the show. Because this is going to be, this is

1:07:35

going to take over the episode. Paul Shoe

1:07:37

Talk is going to take it. I might wear

1:07:39

these to RTX. Can

1:07:41

you tell I'm like, at RTX, I'm challenging heights. There

1:07:44

you go.

1:07:45

You wear an RTX. People are like, well, you're taller than I

1:07:47

thought. And you go, uh-huh. That's

1:07:51

the same mistake everyone makes. And then you

1:07:54

like, count your fist into your hands. It's

1:07:56

weird when you can take one shoe off

1:07:58

because just by like, stay.

1:07:59

standing on L foot, your world

1:08:02

changes. Now you go, oh. It's so

1:08:04

weird. The perspective. I

1:08:06

gotta get these shoes where I'm an RTX. And then

1:08:08

at rat and grapple, I'm just like walking up

1:08:11

to people and I'm just gonna loom. Yeah.

1:08:13

Oh, man. You're gonna just loom

1:08:16

over people. Yeah, you're gonna loom over a couple people

1:08:18

probably. Yep. Yeah,

1:08:21

just a couple. Well, I'll make sure. Mostly

1:08:23

they're sitting down and then I'll loom. Yeah.

1:08:26

Normally, you stare at someone.

1:08:28

Now you can glide. Because

1:08:31

glide implies a slight height differential.

1:08:33

So you're going from stairs to glowers.

1:08:35

And that is a power shift that

1:08:38

you have to wear these shoes to experience. I

1:08:40

think they probably are working on a short shoe for

1:08:43

tall people. Oh, to make them smaller. Is

1:08:45

there a shoe that makes me shorter? I bet they're working on it. Like

1:08:48

the thinnest sole. Just

1:08:51

those zero drop shoes that are just like, you

1:08:54

have to cover your feet with

1:08:55

something. But we just need you to be as close to

1:08:57

the table as possible. These

1:08:59

have a lift in the back. Do you think maybe

1:09:02

they do a lift in the front so that way you're leaning

1:09:04

back the whole time? No, I think it's

1:09:07

more like some sort of

1:09:09

your foot's going through the ground. Oh, kind of like

1:09:11

you're just sinking. Well, the shoe is doing it. Sort

1:09:14

of like destroy

1:09:16

what's underneath your feet every step you take. But it's putting

1:09:18

you lower. I don't know.

1:09:20

All of a sudden, you're 5'8". I'm not the shoe guy. When

1:09:23

they make them, I'll wear them. Try it out. I'll

1:09:25

wear them. Or they cut and hill your ass

1:09:27

and just blow your head. Or in

1:09:29

Korea. And then they, yeah. This

1:09:32

is the rest of your life. That is what happened. He had no knees.

1:09:34

He had no knees. Are

1:09:36

they making New King of the Hill? They were, right?

1:09:39

Apparently. They did, right? And then they stopped? Or

1:09:41

did it come out? I have no idea. No, no, I would

1:09:43

have heard about it. It hasn't come out yet. They're making new Venture

1:09:45

Brothers.

1:09:46

They're making a Venture Brothers movie. Fucking

1:09:49

awesome. Yeah, well, they did

1:09:51

a bunch of shit, though, right? Like the Adventure Brothers, they did

1:09:53

the Aquatine Hunger Force movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Doing something

1:09:56

else. It was like an adult swim. Yeah,

1:09:58

it was a lot of this stuff with HBO.

1:09:59

or Max, where it's

1:10:02

like, oh, we have kind of avenues to do this other stuff.

1:10:04

And the Venture Brothers thing was like, I don't think

1:10:06

it was announced a long time

1:10:09

ago. It was just the thing where it's like, oh, I think this

1:10:11

might happen.

1:10:12

And then they announced it. It's coming out later this year. I'm

1:10:14

really stoked. I fucking love Venture Brothers. Some

1:10:17

stuff, too, that I'll be honest,

1:10:19

animation especially, that can remain

1:10:22

timeless. Yeah. It can continue

1:10:24

if it's done not even well, but just

1:10:27

closer to the original. It's just a lot easier

1:10:29

to not,

1:10:30

you know, whatever, even regardless

1:10:32

of the plot of Star Wars and that whatever, it's like,

1:10:35

the gang's back. It's like, yeah, everyone's aged 35 years. You

1:10:38

know what I mean? And you can write the script around that. And

1:10:40

that's fine. But it's still like, you

1:10:43

just can't have it the way it was. And like

1:10:45

with Venture Brothers, which already

1:10:47

was like a parody of

1:10:49

what that is. It's the show to just

1:10:52

come back and just doo doo doo doo. And just goes

1:10:54

into the next episode. So it's just

1:10:56

like, that's the kind of shit. Because there's a lot

1:10:58

of like, why are we rebooting everything? Why are we making everything?

1:11:01

That to me is just kind of like, it's

1:11:03

just,

1:11:04

oh, it's new again. It's exactly

1:11:06

the same. We can just make new episodes. I'm

1:11:08

looking forward to Futurama coming back simply

1:11:10

for the fact that it probably won't be as good,

1:11:13

but it will still be funnier than anything

1:11:14

on TV. It's like, it isn't

1:11:16

as good as the first three seasons of Futurama, but

1:11:19

somehow still funnier than everything else

1:11:21

on TV. Is that the show that's

1:11:23

been canceled and brought back to the most? The most. I think

1:11:25

so. And it had four

1:11:27

different homes. Yep, fuck it. Yeah,

1:11:30

it was like on Fox, then on Comedy

1:11:32

Central, then canceled and became,

1:11:35

they split up

1:11:36

an episode into, or like a movie episode. They

1:11:38

made like a three movie, three, four

1:11:41

movie thing. And then that became like an entire

1:11:43

season, where it's like each movie was like four episodes.

1:11:45

It was crazy. But then that green lit, like a real season

1:11:48

or something, and then it got canceled again after that. Yeah,

1:11:50

it is wild.

1:11:51

But now it's coming back. And everyone,

1:11:53

I think, is still alive. Like

1:11:56

everyone in the show, like the whole cast. Yeah, they're just

1:11:58

like, fuck it, why not? What's up? I

1:12:00

saw I saw a commercial on YouTube

1:12:02

today for a new season

1:12:05

of tiny tune adventures College

1:12:11

but they haven't changed anything. It's like I don't

1:12:13

know tiny. I don't know no no they're still tiny

1:12:16

and nothing has changed Oh, yeah, they're just

1:12:18

just all talking like this Talking

1:12:20

like shaggy. It's very like bye

1:12:23

bye cows. I didn't

1:12:24

think I needed that and I don't Okay,

1:12:27

did you see that for I think it's uh, yeah, it is on

1:12:29

Netflix that they're gonna be doing a

1:12:31

Scott Pilgrim animated show Yeah,

1:12:33

really? Yeah, and they bring every single actor

1:12:36

that was a right Scott

1:12:39

Pilgrim like live-action movie is coming everyone

1:12:41

Chris Evans like what the fucker

1:12:44

like Edgar Wright is Right directing it like

1:12:46

they've got everyone real arts like everyone's

1:12:48

it from like the like the like straight pull from like

1:12:51

the comic I think it's yeah,

1:12:53

fucking we I love that like every Every

1:12:56

every everyone every side

1:12:58

character from that of Edgar Wright Scott

1:13:00

Pilgrim just had a meteoric

1:13:04

I mean like they just exploded

1:13:05

after that He's

1:13:09

in the Barbie movie, that's right Friend

1:13:13

yeah Alan or something was an actual

1:13:16

like it was an actual doll had no idea I

1:13:18

just I think it's funny that everyone's Barbie and everyone's

1:13:20

Ken But then the one thing Michael Sarah is the

1:13:22

one outlier his name is Alan. That's awesome That's

1:13:25

funny Ken's

1:13:28

friend was that was an actual doll that was made

1:13:30

looking at honestly looking forward to the Barbie

1:13:33

I think the Barbie movie is gonna be like a lot of fun voice actors

1:13:35

for Scott Pilgrim Too many

1:13:37

people God damn look at that. Look

1:13:39

at that absolute

1:13:40

murderers row of a plus

1:13:42

like A-list talent wall

1:13:44

the world is like this is everyone that wasn't the damn

1:13:46

movie Brought

1:13:49

everyone back. Yeah, that's why I'm from

1:13:51

the day

1:13:52

We're

1:13:57

saying it like they're on

1:13:59

I'm just saying, I'm just saying. You

1:14:02

wait for the ending of Fast 10. Very

1:14:06

excited. I'm excited. But this

1:14:08

is Fast 10, part one. What am I going to do

1:14:10

without family? Yeah.

1:14:12

It's one last ride again. One

1:14:15

last ride two times. Two times. Yeah.

1:14:19

But Oppenheimer is going to be what? What

1:14:21

are we doing, Oppenheimer? Cheekbones,

1:14:23

the movie? Yeah, dude. Fucking Cillian

1:14:26

Murphy looking so gaunt,

1:14:28

more gaunt than it. More gaunt than Skeletor.

1:14:30

But he's always looked good. Yes. So my mom,

1:14:32

or my mom, Jesus Christ, started

1:14:34

watching Peaky Blinders. Right.

1:14:37

Have family that watch Peaky Blinders. Never

1:14:40

really into it, got into it now, watching

1:14:43

it. And I know when he dies,

1:14:46

when Cillian Murphy dies, and they cut

1:14:49

his head off, and then let all

1:14:51

of his skin fall off, and they go, here's his skull.

1:14:53

I've already seen it. Yeah. Yeah. You've

1:14:56

already seen his skull. Yeah. You can

1:14:58

take Cillian. You can take Cillian Murphy's

1:15:00

pulse from across the room. That's fucked up.

1:15:02

You can look at that guy, and be like, Jesus Christ. That's

1:15:05

what they do. Look, that's cut his head

1:15:07

off, and show me his skull. But also,

1:15:09

you don't have to. Already seen it. I

1:15:12

mean, you can see almost his

1:15:14

teeth. Am I playing with his house

1:15:16

clothes? That's actually a screenshot from Dead Island 2.

1:15:20

That's one of the shamblers that you have to fight.

1:15:22

The whole entire cheekbone. Wow.

1:15:25

I think he looks cool. By the way, that

1:15:27

is like the Cillian Murphy.

1:15:30

That's him on Red Eye. That's him in any way. Whether

1:15:32

the hand's up or not, it's like the down and slanted,

1:15:34

and I'm like, I'm like, clenched

1:15:36

jaw, and you just see my bones. The only

1:15:39

Cillian Murphy in, coming to terms with

1:15:41

things. Just got

1:15:43

another script. The

1:15:44

only movie he doesn't look that gone

1:15:46

in. I still think he looks gone, but just not to that degree.

1:15:49

Batman Begins? Batman Begins. He

1:15:52

looks normal man in that. He

1:15:54

looks like he's got normal stylus. He's a normal

1:15:56

man playing a scarecrow. But that being

1:15:58

when did Batman Begins? come out 15. I

1:16:01

saw him saying. So it's like he was that's

1:16:04

now his normal man. That

1:16:07

was abnormal, Sillian. If

1:16:09

that screenshot doesn't become a reaction,

1:16:11

like a reaction, gef or reaction, if

1:16:14

I can meme, I don't know what will. Just

1:16:16

the world's most harried man.

1:16:19

I think that they should only post that

1:16:21

image the way that I have to look at one picture from

1:16:23

the whale.

1:16:24

Oh my god. Did you? It's always the

1:16:26

same photo. It

1:16:27

is the same. I don't know what the whale is. I

1:16:30

know what it looks like. But I know

1:16:32

what would be that. I know what one frame of that movie

1:16:34

looks like intimately. And if I

1:16:36

ever see that movie, when I see that frame, I'm going to go, there

1:16:38

it is. Then you do the Leonardo

1:16:40

DiCaprio. I've

1:16:43

based on that frame. Seems sad.

1:16:45

It's like a sad movie. But it's like

1:16:47

anyone that's like, he doesn't look

1:16:49

happy. Like, I don't know, like news websites.

1:16:51

They always use that same phone. Yeah, it's the only one.

1:16:53

So I think they should do that with Selena. No idea what.

1:16:56

Use it to photo or Brendan Fraser. I think they

1:16:58

used the movie. But it's like that side

1:17:00

angle. They should use Brendan Fraser's whale

1:17:03

as Cillian Murphy's one. Simon

1:17:04

Heimer in theaters as

1:17:07

Brendan Fraser's the one. Fraser.

1:17:10

Fraser. Brendan Fraser. Fraser.

1:17:12

Yeah, Brendan Fraser. Kelsey Grammer. Yeah, for Fraser. They're

1:17:15

making new Fraser. Lord. Yes. They

1:17:18

are non-ironical. See,

1:17:21

that's the thing that I was talking about. It's

1:17:23

like, don't get me wrong.

1:17:25

You know I loved Fraser

1:17:28

when I was eight. Right. When I

1:17:30

got all the jokes. Right. When I understood everything.

1:17:32

When I watched it, I went, the dog! Yeah. Yeah.

1:17:36

They're just, it's going to be, they'll

1:17:38

be so old.

1:17:39

Oh, yeah. I mean. It's

1:17:41

just like,

1:17:42

it's cool. Whatever, the actors.

1:17:44

But like, I don't know. Not

1:17:47

even like old thing. It's just like for any

1:17:49

TV show, how old you were is usually

1:17:52

central to the plot. Yeah. You know what I

1:17:54

mean? The difference of being, what was he, was he like a writer

1:17:56

or something? He's a therapist. Radio,

1:17:59

psych, high.

1:17:59

Oh, yeah. Okay.

1:18:02

You do it 30 years later. It's like, well, I live in this

1:18:04

home.

1:18:06

And then the plot has to revolve around like, I don't

1:18:08

know. Maybe it was like Indiana

1:18:10

Jones again. Yeah, stop making it. They

1:18:12

boy, they can't keep. They run around. He's

1:18:14

a run around jump adventure guy. Uh

1:18:16

huh.

1:18:17

But what if 100 years old? But

1:18:21

keep doing it. I age him,

1:18:23

though, the technology. I

1:18:25

was right. I get another guy. Yeah.

1:18:28

Just get another guy. I love

1:18:30

Frasier. It's one of my favorite shows. Like it's for the three

1:18:32

camera sitcom. It's a it's an amazing show, but

1:18:34

I was watching it and it's kind of a comfort show. I was watching

1:18:37

it not too long ago.

1:18:38

And Frasier is having a like

1:18:41

existential crisis. So any episode of it.

1:18:43

Yeah. And you've seen the show and

1:18:46

he's like, it's a later season,

1:18:48

too. And he's like, I mean,

1:18:50

I'm 43 years old. I'm single. And

1:18:52

I heard that. I went, he's 43.

1:18:56

He's supposed to be 43. He

1:18:58

is five years older than me in the

1:19:00

like height of that show. Oh, my God.

1:19:03

No, like. No,

1:19:06

I almost stroked out just hearing that like

1:19:09

bleeding really, really chill. That's

1:19:11

like the whole cast of

1:19:13

Friends is like supposed to be like it. Like twenty

1:19:16

nine. Right. Same thing with Sonny. Yeah,

1:19:18

they are. That's not even supposed to. So funny.

1:19:20

Like that's how old they were when that show started.

1:19:22

They were in their late 20s. Crazy. Yeah.

1:19:25

He's still got time, man.

1:19:26

No, you don't. No, he doesn't. You're talking about so

1:19:29

maybe with our shoes. Yeah. Oh, you don't

1:19:31

have time that you got ups. I'll

1:19:36

take whatever I can get. The little time you have left,

1:19:38

you'll be taller than you ever imagine. Can

1:19:40

the title of this episode be make me longer?

1:19:45

That's a Tyler

1:19:45

stab. Yeah. Oh, man. We

1:19:48

long make me longer. And

1:19:50

eight exclamation points. Not. Yeah. I mean, it's

1:19:52

not even a question. These shoes

1:19:55

made me longer. Yeah. One

1:20:00

special trick. Doctors hate this. Doctors

1:20:03

hate these shoes.

1:20:04

Tall guys hate this one special trick.

1:20:07

Yeah. These

1:20:09

shoes will empty your bowels every day. Oh,

1:20:13

man. Bro, I'm serious. You know, I saw one

1:20:15

of those. I saw one of those fucking the other

1:20:17

day. It was a picture.

1:20:19

It was a picture

1:20:21

of a guy running in fatigues

1:20:23

with his shirt off. And it was like a Photoshopped.

1:20:27

How

1:20:27

to describe this thing. It kind of looked

1:20:29

like a

1:20:33

it's like a it looked like the

1:20:37

ammunition from Dead Space. Like

1:20:40

a pack and like lions. And it was

1:20:42

on the guy's chest. And I couldn't tell if it was real

1:20:45

or Photoshopped. It was like a real whatever. And

1:20:47

it wasn't even on straight. It was like slapped

1:20:49

on. And it was like one of those on the bottom of a

1:20:51

website things. And it was just like

1:20:53

it was like the

1:20:55

military's making ripped soldiers

1:20:58

overnight with this.

1:21:01

And it was for like the thing. The guy's like fucking

1:21:03

ripped shredded. And it's

1:21:06

like super soldiers are being created

1:21:08

with this one trick. That

1:21:11

was it. I went, whoa! I

1:21:13

need to know. I love the ones that

1:21:15

are so vague that they could

1:21:17

be anything. It's like if you have this

1:21:19

symptom, call your doctor immediately.

1:21:22

And it's a picture of a finger pointing to

1:21:24

an egg.

1:21:26

Oh no, I have egg!

1:21:29

Yeah, but the thing is we live in America. And

1:21:33

the doctor is going, come in right away. The

1:21:35

egg company said they

1:21:37

have 15,000 samples of that drug because

1:21:39

the guy was there today. Oh

1:21:42

fuck, another office bagels. Come on in, we'll give

1:21:44

you the medicine. Oh my god, I

1:21:46

can't stop pointing to eggs.

1:21:48

No! I've got

1:21:51

to call my GP. Oh man. Hey,

1:21:53

um. It was, no, because it reminds me, because like.

1:21:56

You just said YouTube Hangout. No, but like today I

1:21:59

saw. It was like

1:22:01

a fitness trainer.

1:22:03

That is a picture I sent you. And then it was just, it

1:22:05

was literally like a photo, like a workout photo.

1:22:07

It was like, stop looking, stop looking. It

1:22:10

was like the worst shoulder exercise.

1:22:12

And it's literally a face pull.

1:22:14

And I went, oh no, I just did that yesterday.

1:22:17

I need to watch this video. Why

1:22:19

is it the worst shoulder exercise?

1:22:20

Hey, are you

1:22:22

doing Red Web stuff at RTX? Yeah,

1:22:25

there'll be some stuff. We got like a whole escape

1:22:27

room going. You have an escape room? Yeah, we

1:22:29

customized it. Who the fuck have you

1:22:31

been? Not at the escape room. Well, no shit. Maybe

1:22:35

I couldn't get out. That's unfortunate. Well,

1:22:37

that makes sense. Think about it. Yeah,

1:22:39

or don't. I'll give a fuck.

1:22:45

Is that the escape room thing that's like? It's

1:22:47

right across the street. It's right across the street.

1:22:49

Comes with the RTX ticket, yeah.

1:22:51

Fuck. Yeah, man. You

1:22:53

know, you struggled with it, but if

1:22:55

you go back in with those shoes, I feel like it actually

1:22:58

be. Do you think I see all the clues? Fuck

1:23:00

it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Is

1:23:03

that what you're looking for? That? You said

1:23:05

work out for us. Jesus Christ. Big old fucking vein.

1:23:07

God damn. Woo! Hey,

1:23:09

hey, see these veins in person. I'm

1:23:12

vascular. Yeah. I'm

1:23:14

vascular! There you go. RTXAustin.com.

1:23:17

Ooh, look at that. Look at that. July 7th

1:23:19

through 9th. You can come to the Rhett and Grackle pub and see that. You can

1:23:21

come to the Rhett and Grackle and watch me

1:23:23

choke. Here we go! No, I'll be losing.

1:23:25

It's not just the veins. It's all the bugs. I'll be just

1:23:27

talking to choke. Yeah, I got bugs coming out of my arm. You'll

1:23:29

be able to put your arm around the top of my head because

1:23:32

I'll be so tall. You'll

1:23:35

be able to put him to sleep like an eagle.

1:23:37

Yeah,

1:23:37

cover his arm. So you're just... Yeah.

1:23:42

That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. That's pretty

1:23:45

cool. I didn't do anything. I just go nighttime.

1:23:47

I

1:23:47

go nighttime. Oh. That

1:23:50

seems like something we do to Nick. It really

1:23:52

does seem like we feel like, oh, we just

1:23:55

put a blanket over him and he shuts the door. It's

1:23:57

just

1:23:57

like... He thinks it's night and

1:23:59

he goes to bed. That's how we do. And we're

1:24:01

having a live podcast episode.

1:24:04

We should do that where he's just on stage, but

1:24:06

he's making too much noise. We go, go to bed. We

1:24:08

just put him in a room. We gotta wait a couple

1:24:10

of minutes and wake him up. Yeah, but for

1:24:13

the first minute, he'll still be rustling. Yeah,

1:24:15

yeah, yeah. You gotta have the struggle.

1:24:17

You're making noises, you

1:24:19

gotta be like shh. You gotta be quiet

1:24:21

as he falls asleep. And then.

1:24:23

And then. And then. And then. And

1:24:26

then. He's a parent. Bro. He

1:24:29

loves being the sauce monster. Oh yeah. It's

1:24:32

his dream come true. It's the best. He's so good

1:24:34

at it. He's always excited to pop that

1:24:36

head on and make noises and shit.

1:24:38

Yep. It's good. Yep.

1:24:40

It'll be fun. I'm excited for RTX. It's

1:24:43

always a good time. It's long

1:24:45

days, but it's just like so much adrenaline. But

1:24:47

don't worry, it's also long nights. It's

1:24:50

true. Those night events. Make

1:24:53

me longer. Not the nights though. Not

1:24:55

the nights. Long enough those nights. Would

1:24:59

you like a long shoe

1:25:01

with your short night?

1:25:05

This shoe's making this night even shorter. Long

1:25:10

shoes, denim in short nights,

1:25:12

denim in. The song

1:25:14

writes

1:25:15

itself. Because no human would. It's

1:25:18

a chat, chat bot. Dude,

1:25:21

just imagine being at Coachella. Oh. Oh.

1:25:26

These shoes would be great for Coachella. Because

1:25:28

then you'd get different heights of people. You're just

1:25:30

like, oh, I could actually see something. No, because then

1:25:33

you need freak ocean from here. You need flippers

1:25:35

because you'd be swimming in strange, bro. Put

1:25:42

that on your tinder. Oh

1:25:47

my god. Oh,

1:25:49

incredible stuff. Anything else, Michael? No,

1:25:52

I wish we had nine more minutes. You know what

1:25:54

I mean? Yeah.

1:25:55

Unfortunately,

1:25:57

it would have been good. You know what I mean? I was just hoping.

1:26:00

I was just hoping you'd say something and I

1:26:02

could I'll be like that's worth seven and a half

1:26:04

minutes It's definitely nothing. No,

1:26:07

it's just more the same Yeah,

1:26:11

it's great Yeah,

1:26:17

I was very I was very

1:26:19

um

1:26:21

Ready to do Yeah,

1:26:25

and you could tell I got I entered the mode

1:26:27

because by the Second sentence in the ad

1:26:29

read when you when you if you watch them Obviously you're gonna

1:26:31

come back and watch this and you're gonna leave the ads on clearly

1:26:34

There's a lot of me saying the ad and going okay

1:26:37

Get it yeah

1:26:44

My other thing which I've been spreading around to this

1:26:46

wasn't in the ad but I'm trying to just

1:26:48

kind of insert a thing and Just like kind

1:26:50

of add it on is when you're talking you're saying

1:26:52

something if applicable which

1:26:54

it is a lot use that or else Oh,

1:26:57

that's pretty good like like I'll see you later like I

1:26:59

go

1:27:00

Or else yeah, sort of leaves like kind

1:27:03

of a thread what I've been trying to kind of not

1:27:05

you know, it's vague Yeah, yeah, but I made

1:27:07

them but again, it works both ways

1:27:09

because sometimes I'll be texting like I'll be home by

1:27:11

five And then I text or else or else which

1:27:13

is I guess still directed Exactly fuck what's

1:27:16

gonna happen to me? I don't know stuff. That's probably

1:27:18

what two and a half minutes. Yeah

1:27:22

Oh

1:27:28

I mean, we don't know because it's in between the three and the

1:27:31

four but yeah possible Tyler

1:27:33

you get a pair of shoes yet You

1:27:35

get a pair of these bad boys yet That

1:27:38

was a sigh God I wish

1:27:40

I wish I mean maybe I can loan loan them

1:27:42

out to you on some days Let me know if you have like

1:27:45

a big event come well watch the Shoe

1:27:48

with those shoes. It'll be a

1:27:50

big event

1:27:52

I mean they have size-13

1:27:54

shoes. Here's the thing you said that they have

1:27:56

eyes. Oh my god. Look at those things their

1:27:59

shoe coming

1:27:59

I'm pretty sure they do have size 13, but also

1:28:02

them having them doesn't mean these are them. Right,

1:28:04

yeah. So you're, I mean I guess

1:28:06

you could try mine on, but you'll rip through them. Yeah,

1:28:08

Hulk style. Yeah, just, just

1:28:11

keep your toes wet and put these shoes on. You

1:28:15

know what they say about guys with a size 13 shoe.

1:28:19

What? Sure, King. Oh,

1:28:21

that is what they say. They do say that. They

1:28:23

keep saying it. I

1:28:26

had to pay them to stop saying it. Stop

1:28:29

telling me. If you're shorter and you have bigger

1:28:31

feet, are you just more stable?

1:28:32

Oh yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. Super

1:28:35

stable. Stab is probably the most stable guy I know. He's

1:28:37

pretty stable. He fell off my one wheel three times.

1:28:39

That's right. I did

1:28:41

see Stab. This guy was one wheel. I was marking him

1:28:43

out like this and just one wheel. Look at him go. Was

1:28:45

that the end of the show, Ding? That was, that was my

1:28:47

home.

1:28:49

House. I mean, can you tell time? What are

1:28:51

you talking about? You look old. Yeah, I can

1:28:53

tell time. They can use this snippet from earlier where I said. I can definitely

1:28:55

tell time.

1:28:56

We call him Tyler the wall stab. Because

1:29:01

he's

1:29:01

really cool on drugs. Whoa. Yeah,

1:29:07

got him. No, I love it.

1:29:09

Andrew, you're, you have men on off topic. This,

1:29:13

I'm gonna say the same exact people that watch

1:29:15

this watch the other thing. But

1:29:17

if they

1:29:18

don't, where can people find more of you?

1:29:21

Oh, I'm skulking around. I'm

1:29:23

the Phantom of this place. I play the organ. I

1:29:25

play the organ around my basket. You are

1:29:27

lurking in the stands. Get

1:29:30

those shoes, you can loom. I'm

1:29:32

lurking to looming? Wow. That's

1:29:35

all I'm saying.

1:29:36

I'm going for, guys, I'm announcing

1:29:38

it here. I'm starting my campaign to

1:29:40

go from lurking to looming. Nice, wow.

1:29:44

I'm very excited about it.

1:29:45

No, I'm gonna, they're putting me in more

1:29:47

stuff, which is really nice. So yeah, you can

1:29:49

see me. This is the first time I've been on

1:29:51

off topic. This is a fucking blast. I laugh so hard. And

1:29:54

I'm all on RT podcast a lot more these days. So

1:29:56

check out RT podcast.

1:29:57

That's what I'm doing. Yeah. This

1:30:00

is a blast, it was a blast. Also, I was good. Well

1:30:03

that's you get the fresh people, they're not sick of us. Yeah,

1:30:05

yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yes, yeah. He

1:30:07

would be one of them, but he's worse than us. But now we can quote

1:30:09

him, put it on the box.

1:30:11

Oh. I don't know, we got a box for the show.

1:30:14

Yeah, you can burn this onto a CD and

1:30:16

then hand it to someone. Right. He's

1:30:18

a blast. A blast.

1:30:20

Burn it onto a Resident

1:30:22

Evil fucking six

1:30:25

disc that they give away from Sonic the

1:30:27

Race. Resident Evil six from the disc,

1:30:30

put this episode on it and give

1:30:32

it to your friends. When you make Resident Evil

1:30:35

six, can you make it on a DVD art? And

1:30:38

yes, I need it later. It's

1:30:41

being on a DVD art, it's so good. Can

1:30:43

you put it in a CD or W

1:30:45

so I can just kind of rewrite it and do something

1:30:47

else with it? HD DVD, Bure,

1:30:49

the battle.

1:30:50

Yeah. Ha, ha, ha,

1:30:52

ha. Dude, that arm made a big difference,

1:30:54

okay? Mm-hmm.

1:30:56

I'm just saying, like, oh, here's this,

1:31:00

this disc is the stuff I made, cool. Oh.

1:31:03

Just once, huh? Yeah. Just the one time,

1:31:05

awesome. Just the one time. So I'm stuck

1:31:08

with this forever. I,

1:31:10

uh. Great if I can rewrite this.

1:31:12

Like this, I wish this was something else. Ha,

1:31:14

ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

1:31:17

Look at

1:31:18

it, thanks, I'm gonna do anything else with it. Oh,

1:31:20

you got the cheap CDs. I was gonna,

1:31:22

I was gonna race everything off here, put

1:31:24

all my

1:31:25

thousands of family photos on there, but I don't have

1:31:27

to, thanks to Aura Frames. Yeah!

1:31:29

Got

1:31:31

them at the end. It's good though because

1:31:33

like, you can just do it all from the app. Yeah.

1:31:36

It's true. I had to do that. I had to

1:31:38

just do digital frames. But now

1:31:41

it's time, it's the end

1:31:43

of the show, we're winding down in minutes,

1:31:46

and this is the time, hang

1:31:48

on, this is, shut up, this is the time

1:31:50

where Alfredo is going

1:31:52

to do his classic big ending.

1:31:55

Here we go. Okay.

1:32:00

indicity! Well,

1:32:41

hey there weary traveler. Welcome to my tavern,

1:32:44

the Stinky Dragon. You seem like you're on some sort

1:32:46

of quest. Well, I've got just the thing. It's

1:32:48

got laughter. It's got adventure. It's got friendship.

1:32:50

And it's got incredible storytelling. It's called Tales

1:32:52

from the Stinky Dragon. A new campaign has just begun

1:32:54

in the mysterious gothic world known as Groteth.

1:32:57

So now is the perfect time to join along and meet a group

1:32:59

of new adventurers. Oh, why there's one

1:33:01

now. Oh, hey there. The name's Chip Haney.

1:33:04

I'm a Tiefling rogue who enjoys crossword puzzles,

1:33:06

collecting seashells for making necklaces,

1:33:08

and murder for hire. Hey, what do you say I buy

1:33:10

you a brewski? Here, this one's on the house.

1:33:13

Anyway, go listen to the actual play D&D show Tales

1:33:15

from the Stinky Dragon. It's on all major podcast

1:33:17

platforms. Hey, I made you a necklace friend. The

1:33:19

clasp is carved from a human skull.