0:00

I

0:23

Want

0:30

to yeah, oh, I want the wisdom hour. Yeah,

0:33

I want you to tell me something wise one.

0:35

He's true. So for those That's

0:39

what you want out of the person that's

0:41

supposed to give you wisdom, yeah Hearing

0:46

my wisdom to write you It

0:49

was there was a very awesome. We'll take any one. Yeah, they don't

0:51

need to be catering We'll have to boost the audio, but there was a

0:53

subtle ASMR of Kind

0:56

of like you know when crickets rub their legs together and they go. Yeah

0:59

It was like a small like I could

1:01

hear you bristle against the five Mustache

1:04

hairs you've grown. I have got five

1:05

maybe six of them now. Yeah, but hello

1:08

everyone. Welcome to off-topic I'm

1:11

hosting. My name is Joe the

1:13

wise man I

1:14

Wanted

1:23

to continue with it, uh-huh, we've got Alfredo

1:26

it's a lot of short and long griff and we've

1:28

got Trevor Got our genius

1:31

genius

1:32

Jonas. I'm still waiting for it. Just any

1:34

kind of we

1:36

were talking about how I cannot grow

1:38

facial hair and Griff

1:41

noticed that I have maybe

1:43

Like seven mustache mustache

1:45

hairs, I think you got more than that Couple

1:51

couple thick ones. Yeah, there's like a really strong

1:54

boy right here Yeah, and then Trevor

1:56

Trevor was saying how it was so prominent

1:58

back back then and in

2:00

China that that's who it made. I'm terrified of what you're

2:02

gonna imply in the main set of the mirrors.

2:04

You're putting words in my mouth. The emperors and

2:07

the generals. And

2:09

the food man-chews.

2:10

I'll give some context. So what you would

2:13

say, I'm gonna

2:15

go ahead and fix something once

2:18

I'm maybe be said here. So, Joe

2:21

goes, well, Griffith asked, what

2:24

causes that? The lack of facial hair.

2:26

And you're like, well, simply just genetics. But

2:28

then you said, historically, you

2:31

don't know a single Asian person who is able to grow

2:34

anything. Not like really. Full beards

2:37

or full mustaches are always super patchy.

2:40

I never thought about it. You got a similar situation.

2:43

The high school that I went to was 80, 85% Asian.

2:45

Holy

2:48

shit. Yeah, you had to have a 3.5 GPA to get in. That's

2:51

crazy. What the hell? You haven't

2:53

done- So a lot of Mexicans are making it. You went to

2:55

the world's high school. One of the few Mexicans

2:58

slash African Americans that made it. Where

3:00

were

3:01

you? Huh? Where were you? San Francisco,

3:03

Puerto Rico. And so, didn't

3:06

see a lot of mustaches at all. At

3:08

all. It was all the white kids that

3:10

were- They're like, oh, whoa, you can

3:13

grow that? There was a lot

3:15

of trying. There was a lot of trying. Yeah.

3:18

And

3:19

I applaud them for trying. They

3:21

look good. I asked some

3:23

guys at my high school that could grow the

3:26

bushiest beards. The bushiest.

3:28

Immediately, they look like a 35-year-old man, but

3:31

then they stay there until they're 35. Because

3:34

they just have these huge, full

3:36

beards. And I'm just like, whatever

3:39

facial hair I have has slowly

3:42

grown in over the course of my

3:44

long- I didn't know puberty could last 20

3:47

years, but it's just about been

3:49

that long. That it's like, at

3:51

one point it was there, the

3:53

next phase was kind of what Freidos got. And then like-

3:56

I got nothing. It's just slowly added over

3:58

time, but it's still not full.

3:59

And like, I don't know if it'll ever get there. It still,

4:02

I mean, probably have more hair on your face

4:05

than I've ever had in my lifetime. I'm thinking

4:07

about shaving everything face-ward and

4:09

just growing it out here. Everything that

4:11

faces like, Oh, just like a little neck beard? Just only a neck

4:13

beard, you know? Like a Civil War soldier. Keep

4:16

this chin strap though. Just like, keep this. Keep

4:18

a chin strap. Yeah, keep a chin strap. Then a full disconnect

4:20

and then neck beard. I'm gonna grow

4:22

a Jedi braid from my Adam's

4:24

apple. I'll be honest, every time I see

4:26

someone with a full beard, all I really think

4:29

about is like,

4:29

if I shave that off,

4:32

is there a chin under there? No. Oh,

4:35

no. That's why they

4:37

grew the beard. That's why you grew the beard,

4:39

right? Because then the chin is non-existent.

4:42

You shave it off, it's like.

4:44

Do you think there's a stupid

4:46

situation where we should attempt

4:49

it with Jaren? Pan's labyrinth right

4:51

there. We should attempt it with Jaren. Jaren can be the

4:54

experiment. We'll make

4:56

it a video. That's what you were doing.

4:58

You're a-combling it. You're walking

5:00

the damn line, hey Jaren. Well, no, we'll

5:03

shave everything around it just for the grand reveal.

5:05

And then we'll just shave the one line right

5:08

through the center and if he's got a chin or not. Do a chin

5:10

reveal. Yeah, do a chin reveal. A chin reveal.

5:12

Oh, man. That's all I think of now that I'm

5:15

like, is there a chin under there or are you just hiding that?

5:17

I will say, I saw a lot of Fume and Chews

5:19

last week. Yeah? What were you

5:21

doing last week? I was in Puerto Rico. Okay.

5:24

I was sitting at a place with my family and there was

5:26

a casino in the hotel and

5:29

I didn't know that all casino games were

5:31

super racist. It was not something you've been to like

5:33

a casino. Yeah. Because when I think casino,

5:35

I'm like, ooh, I'm like Blackjack and the

5:38

poker or whatever. The table games. But

5:40

they have all these slot machines

5:42

and they're all just like super

5:45

Chinese dragon fun time. They're

5:47

all like that. Like every, it's

5:49

like super lucky China woman. It's

5:52

really, and then a lot of gongs it's

5:55

like mad cringe. Yeah,

5:57

it's like someone from like 1857. The

6:00

eight said, what is an Asian

6:02

person? And then they like just plastered

6:04

stereotype of dragons. No, dragons,

6:07

pots of gold money that

6:09

I don't even think was ever used. The

6:11

cat.

6:13

So many lucky, yeah, a lot of lucky

6:15

cats. Yep. And then like

6:18

the ones that weren't that were

6:20

just like either like Egyptian

6:23

themed for whatever reason. Or just

6:25

like

6:26

American wilderness themed. So it'd

6:28

be like, Eagle Claw.

6:30

Yeah, Eagle Claw, big bass

6:32

fishing. Literally, but you're trying

6:34

to catch quarters or whatever.

6:38

It feels like they

6:40

updated the machines, but none

6:42

of the aesthetics. So it feels like

6:46

going into the past, but with new stuff, it's really

6:48

weird. You're time traveling with modern

6:50

tech, like the technology and then you're just sitting

6:52

in the time period and you're just like, this is a little awkward.

6:55

A little weird. I don't know the last time I stepped in a casino.

6:58

I don't know. That was my second time. Do

7:00

you gamble? Not really. We know. Well,

7:03

when I was in Vegas

7:04

and then I was up some and then I was down some and I said,

7:07

that was enough of that. I'm gonna go

7:09

walk and just see things, see shows.

7:11

And I just put my headphones in and just like

7:14

meandered in and out of all the casinos. Because they all

7:16

kind of connect. They're sad too. They're kind

7:18

of sad. But then you see the people that are like, you

7:21

know, the slot riders that kind of, they

7:23

plot right off. Yeah, dude. And

7:26

you're like, they soil themselves in those

7:28

spots. You gotta be careful. Dude, they

7:30

don't leave. It's weird. And then they get like locked

7:32

in or just like, if I leave the machine, that's

7:35

what it's gonna hit. Right, someone's not gonna

7:36

hit. I didn't loosen this one up

7:38

so you could win. I'm gonna stay

7:40

here. Like it's a jar or

7:42

something. You brought up soiling yourself. I just realized

7:45

me and Destiny watched an episode of my

7:47

strange addiction last night where people were addicted to drinking

7:49

their own urine. Their own. Yeah, their

7:51

own or each other's. Okay. Oh,

7:55

how do you get two people? It's called your

7:57

therapy.

7:58

No, it's not. It's not therapeutic

8:00

in any way. It's urine therapy. Okay,

8:02

I'm gonna look up Merriam Webster's definition of therapy.

8:05

It may not be real

8:07

actual scientific

8:09

factual evidence there. Sure. But

8:12

it is pseudoscience. That may

8:14

not be, is doing so much work for that sentence.

8:17

Yeah, I mean, but it is still a

8:19

type of science, which is pseudoscience,

8:21

right? So they piss

8:24

in jars, they drink it right away.

8:26

Right away. They rub piss in their wounds

8:28

on their skin as lotion. Oh my god.

8:30

What are you supposed to fix? Yeah, everything.

8:33

Apparently it's nature's remedy

8:35

for everything. Oh, it's the,

8:38

well, we just did an episode on Folkinelli,

8:40

the last alchemist, and I mean, I feel

8:42

like that's

8:43

chapter one of three alchemy's solve.

8:46

Yeah. They're after the cure-all for all

8:48

disease. We've been making it ourselves this

8:50

whole time. I just feel like if piss was

8:52

such a

8:53

cure-all, we would have figured that out a long time

8:55

ago. Listen, I'll tell you. I'll tell

8:57

you. Oh, that's true. They're a lot to find out. They're

9:00

a lot to find out. Yeah, they want to keep eating spells. I'll

9:02

tell you though, I've got no cuts in this urethra.

9:05

So it could be that it's because my

9:07

pee has been healing this whole time. And

9:10

so if I don't have any urethric injuries,

9:12

then

9:14

maybe there is something to this urine healing

9:17

power. So you have no cuts in your urethra?

9:20

Yes. How do you develop cuts in

9:22

your urethra? I won't know, but maybe

9:24

it's because my urine has been so strong

9:27

in its healing abilities, and maybe that's what Big

9:29

Pharma doesn't want you to know. Honestly,

9:31

they might be onto something. Burning

9:34

urine. So when it burns when you pee,

9:36

it's actually your pee healing the cuts inside

9:39

of your urethra. Right. And

9:42

the doctors tell you, that's a bad thing you need to come in.

9:44

No, it's Big Pharma trying to sell you on more medicine.

9:46

You piss it up. Yeah, exactly.

9:48

You think it's microplastics? That little color urethra?

9:50

Oh, microplastics, yeah, that'll do it. That'll

9:53

do it. Yeah. At what point, like, what percentage

9:56

are we microplastic now? Like,

9:58

it's definitely in all of us. That's deadly.

10:00

That's what, like I got plastic in my

10:03

brain now. I'm not really happy about it. There's

10:05

nothing you can do about it. But how much of it is in

10:07

there? Well, I don't know. That's why maybe they say save

10:09

the turtles. Plastic doesn't make things for us. You know? Because

10:12

dicks can sometimes look like turtles. Turtle heads. What?

10:15

And the plastic's going in the urethra.

10:17

It's cutting up the urethra. So they say

10:19

don't put plastic in the ocean, save the turtles.

10:22

Listen, I'm here to yes and, but I might just

10:24

let that one air out to dry. Yeah, you can let that one dry.

10:27

I feel like microplastics is our version of

10:29

like

10:29

lead gas. It absolutely is. Like

10:32

that's what's gonna make us crazy when we're

10:34

boomer aged. Yeah, they're gonna be like, oh, they're all riddled

10:36

with plastic. And they're like, yeah, but so

10:39

are you. Grandpa's brain's full of PFAs.

10:41

They found it in fetuses and,

10:43

I mean, it's in everything

10:45

now. It's in everything. We're all, life

10:47

in plastic, it's fantastic. Well,

10:49

that's kind of why they were drinking urine though, was

10:52

like an actual reason was if they just keep

10:54

drinking their own urine. You get more plastic. You're

10:56

not getting any of the other shit that

10:59

they put in water. So they don't. So they're densing

11:01

yourself. You're distilling your own impurities. They

11:04

don't drink water or anything. They only drink their

11:06

urine.

11:06

Pisses your bad stuff. Right, you're just putting

11:08

the bad stuff back into the concert. Yeah, it's like

11:10

you have to like the sludge or

11:12

the sludge. It's concentrating. I guess it's thicker every

11:14

time. It's concentrating the water

11:17

that's being pissed out.

11:20

And then it's compounding

11:23

on each other and then it's super water.

11:26

Right, so that's

11:28

not the case. I mean, that's

11:30

what they say. You know what?

11:32

I think they might be incorrect a little bit. Yeah. I'm

11:35

not in urine therapy, so. You

11:38

know what I saw then? I don't know. I'm on water over

11:40

the weekend. You would? Avatar.

11:43

Meg two. Ooh. So the only

11:45

thing I know about that is that Jason Statham's

11:48

is swimming freestyle. Like he's

11:51

free diving at 6,500 feet below the surface.

11:54

Yeah, Jason's is

11:56

seeing that. Double the depth of the Titan X accident.

11:59

Why? Maybe they

12:01

should have studied Jason Statham's biology.

12:04

He's a... Look man, he's

12:06

fighting Megalodons again. And

12:09

the initial reviews were like a zero Rotten Tomato

12:12

and I was like, oh this could be great.

12:14

Great. That means perfect

12:16

film. Right, exactly. And I went, I

12:18

watched, it's an hour and a half. Perfectly. And

12:21

I was just like, oh fuck,

12:24

no, it's bad, bad. No. The

12:27

first hour? It's bad, bad, bad. All you gotta do

12:29

is you got Megalodons, you fuck shit

12:31

up. Yeah. The first hour?

12:34

Corporate espionage.

12:36

No. Oh so it's the same? Yeah, yeah.

12:39

It's the first one, right? It's kinda like the first

12:41

one, but they just made it worse. Yeah, yeah.

12:43

Because the first one wasn't bad. The first one was enjoyable. The first one

12:45

was, I enjoyed it. It was good bad. It was good bad, it was good

12:47

bad. It was good bad, it was good bad. I will say the last 30

12:50

minutes

12:51

when there are different creatures from

12:53

the trench wreaking havoc

12:55

on an island, that was cool. Jason

12:58

Statham running down

13:01

like this thin narrow bridge that's on

13:03

top of shallow water, or just on top

13:05

of water. Yeah, just a dock, yeah. He's

13:08

running along a dock. We just reverse

13:10

engineered it. He's running

13:12

along a dock, and then the Meg

13:15

is chewing on it. And then the

13:17

dock flips up, and he's sliding towards

13:19

the Meg's mouth. And then he takes

13:22

not both legs, just his right leg,

13:24

and holds the Megalodon back.

13:28

With his one leg. How do you hold him back?

13:30

So he's like, he's like, he's just like that.

13:33

And holding it back, his mouth is as big as a fucking sack. So

13:38

where's the leg going? And the leg

13:40

is right on the nose, and it's just like

13:42

holding it back with his leg. And I'm just like,

13:45

this rules. The tensile strain of his muscles

13:47

must be wild. This fucking

13:49

rules. Unfortunately,

13:52

there was very little of that. Oh really? Really?

13:55

Did they just like backload all the CGI so

13:58

they didn't, you know. There's a ton of CGI.

13:59

Throughout the whole movie, but for some damn

14:02

reason, there are corporate espionage.

14:05

Were there any important deaths? Well, don't spoil anything,

14:07

but were there any important deaths in this movie?

14:11

Yeah, the Meg. No? See,

14:14

it was the first one, at least, had Toji. Yeah.

14:16

He just slipped the note in the pocket, and he

14:18

was like,

14:20

goodbye, friend. Locked it,

14:22

died. It did have someone that

14:24

every turn possible was like, I'll

14:27

sacrifice myself. I mean, even Jay Statham

14:29

is just like, it's not necessary. You don't

14:31

have to do that. At one point, he's like, you

14:33

don't have to do that. He's just

14:36

grabbing a flare and running towards

14:38

the Megs to distract it, like Jurassic

14:40

Park style. That's the Meg

14:43

time we have Jay Statham is like, he just

14:45

grabs it and then just puts a balloon

14:48

or some type of propulsion device on

14:50

it and sends it up into the sky, and

14:53

then he dives the guy out of the way,

14:55

and he's just like, you don't have to do

14:57

that. The dude just kept trying

14:59

to like, I'll sacrifice myself. Like,

15:01

hey, are you okay? And Jay Statham's like, no, it's not necessary.

15:04

You don't need to. That's what's going on. No,

15:07

no, I have to. It was, so that was terrible,

15:10

but as unlike, it's whatever.

15:12

I go to Alamo, I get good food.

15:15

What was great, if you started watching

15:18

Muscle Mayhem. What?

15:20

On Netflix. Which is on Netflix, which is a

15:22

mini series. It's a five-part

15:25

documentary where they cover

15:28

the American Gladiators. And

15:31

boy, is that shit awesome. It's spicy,

15:34

I love it. Is it just following them as they train

15:36

or something? It's following like, how

15:39

the show came to be, how they picked the Gladiators.

15:42

Their peaks and their valleys. The peaks and the valleys.

15:45

And like, a lot of the initial stuff is just

15:47

like, oh, like we're trying to pitch the

15:49

show.

15:49

But also, when they were

15:51

like trying to recruit people just

15:54

to find the initial Gladiators, they were

15:57

just like, okay, just we're

15:59

gonna have you guys. As you guys wrestle, oh

16:01

you guys set it up on concrete. Okay, interesting.

16:04

And then. They're wrestling on concrete. Yeah, it was

16:07

just like shit was unsafe as fuck.

16:09

Like they would have like tryouts just like in a park.

16:11

In a park. Just in a park. Was there any

16:13

just regular Joes? I feel like. Tons of

16:16

regular Joes. I can't get into that. Unless

16:18

they got someone who just rolled off. Tons of regular Joes.

16:20

Like what 12 hour game can you say?

16:21

Can you see the American Gladiators? That's,

16:23

is that the one where they're, where it's like

16:25

the, basically the side scrolling game

16:28

where they're like swinging from things that.

16:30

No, that's American Ninja Warrior. Got it,

16:32

got it. The famous game is like they're on two pedestals

16:34

and they have like, Oh, they're like jousting each other.

16:37

Oh, okay. And

16:37

the point is that it's regular people versus

16:40

the Gladiators. Yeah. So like,

16:43

so like most of it is just like, all right.

16:45

So it'd be like if someone was like, all right.

16:47

So this guy's been doing your CrossFit for 15 years. And

16:50

you have to fight him physically in

16:52

the Octagon. Excellent. And then all of

16:55

America was like, we want 27 seasons

16:57

of this forever

16:58

and always. Pretty straightforward. I

17:00

wanna see regular people get their asses kicked. And they

17:02

got very popular.

17:05

And then steroids

17:07

start hitting. And so like. Hit the Gladiators

17:09

and so these people are getting broken. They started shooting

17:12

up and there's all these stories about the droid

17:14

rage and all this shit. Like

17:17

one of the dudes got fired because like, in

17:20

the middle of like a

17:22

match,

17:23

the ref was like,

17:26

you're disqualified. And he like charged at

17:28

the ref like during the live

17:30

show.

17:31

Cause he just, he was worried out of his mind. It

17:33

was just like, holy shit. Then story,

17:35

there was like another story of like, you know how much I struck my

17:37

balls for this? I'm not going home. There's

17:40

not going home. You're going under. Six feet.

17:42

There was a story where the two Gladiators,

17:45

right? They're best friends. They lived together. They

17:48

were like driving down LA.

17:51

One guy's listening to, you know,

17:53

some just like hip hop jams. And the other

17:56

dude who's in the passenger seat

17:58

turned. He's like, I don't like this. Turned. country

18:00

and they're flipping this music back and forth.

18:02

Hip-hop and country back and forth. They're worried out of their minds.

18:05

So they start like smacking the

18:07

shit out of each other while they're driving.

18:09

They stop the car, get out, wipe

18:12

the shit out of each other and then

18:15

like the one dude has his friend in a headlock

18:17

and then his friend bites him on the fucking like

18:20

cheek. Oh Jesus. He like backs

18:22

away and he's like oh it's all good. He like lifts him up and

18:24

socks him in the fucking eye. So and

18:26

then after that they're like

18:29

I'm sorry bro. I'm sorry bro. Anyways let's

18:31

go get food. Well as a dude's cheek is like hanging

18:33

off like I'm like flapping in the wind.

18:36

And they're just like that's what Royds

18:38

like can do. That's Royd rage. And I was like what the

18:40

fuck. And they're like the moves justify the ends.

18:42

The American viewers

18:45

have decided that this is the show they want

18:47

and so do whatever. Yeah.

18:49

That could be a new show for us. They have no up and safety.

18:52

Whoa. Yeah. You want to do it like that. Let

18:54

each other last last one to have

18:58

Royd rage wins.

18:59

I'll

19:01

tell you right now I'm going to be a correspondent

19:03

that watches from afar. Right. I'll be

19:05

the guy in the van that's kind of like peeking

19:08

in on different cameras going like this is

19:10

interesting.

19:10

I got a name. What's the name. You call

19:12

it Zens and pins. Zens

19:14

and pins. Yeah. Pinning is

19:16

what they call it when they do the steroids. Oh

19:19

they pin up. Yeah. Oh

19:21

I don't know why. Zens and pins. That's pretty good. So

19:23

you have people that are just rolled out of like a poetry

19:26

session like someone who's like a thespian and

19:28

they come in and they say I thought that this would

19:30

challenge me to realize

19:33

myself and to you know I

19:35

have a role coming up that I'd like to really

19:37

push myself to understand what I'm capable

19:39

of. And then you got someone who's Royd out of their mind. They're

19:42

the pen side of things. Yeah. And

19:44

then the two of them get into the octagon. It's

19:46

fascinating because then after this after

19:49

steroid incident they're like oh shit like

19:51

we're selling toys our audience is getting younger and younger

19:53

like kids are looking up to these people. So

19:55

they're so like right.

19:57

Penners. Yeah. Well then the produce.

19:59

I want a pen for Christmas. The producer

20:02

walks into the room and just sees

20:04

all these needles everywhere and everything. And then

20:06

he's like, look, we're

20:07

going to test you guys.

20:09

Start like we're going to test you guys are still starting

20:11

tomorrow. If you have it in your system, you're

20:14

fired. Oh boy. Oh boy.

20:16

They go in the next day to get tested. And

20:18

then they see the people prepping all the stuff.

20:21

They go in

20:22

and then they sit around

20:24

for 10 minutes. And then the person that's supposed to

20:26

test them just goes, all right, you're good. And

20:28

then they all laugh. That's crazy.

20:31

And then they're like, look,

20:33

you got six weeks. We're going to test you at six

20:35

weeks. But what they just

20:38

did was offer show for

20:40

the advertisers. That's crazy. Hey, we

20:42

tested them. Look, they're all

20:45

guilty. Anyways, you got six weeks.

20:47

Get the show out of your fucking system. Yeah. The

20:50

show is on your fucking rules. It's a good watch.

20:52

What's that? Six weeks? I have no idea. I don't

20:54

know. I mean, they said six weeks.

20:56

Have you guys seen Icarus, the documentary Icarus?

20:58

I've heard of the man that flew once. It's

21:00

just, dude, he's like a professional biker guy,

21:02

a cyclist. And

21:05

he tries doping to see if it will

21:07

make him a better cyclist if he could win the Tour de France.

21:09

And they go into super detail

21:11

about everything he does. And he works

21:14

with this Russian scientist guy

21:15

who gives him all the protocol and

21:17

whatever. And he's like, oh, and then you just stop

21:20

two weeks before and you'll be fine if they test you. Oh.

21:23

Yeah. So you can do all the doping, get all the benefits.

21:25

Apparently. And then coast it off.

21:27

Yeah, and then coast. That's how people look at

21:29

their

21:46

urine

21:51

therapy. You say that.

21:53

But that's literally what happens in

21:55

the thing. Like, he travels. He

21:57

has to take a piss sample every week. Yeah.

22:00

So he has these big frozen bags

22:02

of piss. Oh, why don't you just strap it to

22:04

a body bag to warm it up? He takes them to

22:06

Russia with him because they're trying

22:08

to see if he's detectable. And he's got

22:10

all these bags of piss. And then they

22:13

tell you, they explain like how Russia couldn't do

22:15

the Olympics

22:15

because they got caught all doping. But

22:18

they did. They just were not affiliated with

22:20

Russia, right? Yeah. They were just like individuals.

22:22

They got caught because everyone was all

22:25

rooted up. Yeah. But they had

22:27

these super specific tests.

22:29

You piss in this, and then you close

22:32

it. And the only way to open it is to literally break

22:34

it. But they had

22:36

backups from before everyone started rooting

22:39

out. And they would switch them out in

22:42

the back room. They literally drilled a hole

22:44

in the room where they kept them, like the piss fault.

22:46

This is wild. Oh, what? The

22:49

piss fault? It was nice at the time. It

22:51

hadn't been like the Sochi Olympics. They

22:53

had the whole court advantage. It was one of the recent ones.

22:56

Yeah. So they had like a little behind

22:58

the filing cabinet hole where they would just put

23:00

the piss and then grab the other piss

23:03

and put the clean piss there. And

23:06

that's how they're like, everyone's clean. I guess

23:08

they're fine. And then it was like, oh no, they all were

23:10

doped up. That's fucking crazy. Someone's got to know, man.

23:13

I feel like you have such a robust system that

23:15

like. It was literally a whole

23:17

lot. I mean, you

23:19

could just see one, especially

23:22

like even during the documentary, the media

23:24

was just look at the difference

23:26

between

23:27

this season and this season. They're

23:30

three times fucking larger than they were.

23:33

For like two years. Yeah. And

23:35

there's like something's going on here. It's not

23:38

just straight lifting. So it's

23:40

pretty easy to look at and be

23:42

like, that person's probably. Oh, for sure. Because

23:44

it's just like inhumanly large.

23:46

You know what I mean?

23:47

It's like a. Small

23:49

nuts and zits on the back. Yeah, the

23:51

bodybuilders. Pull those nuts out. Let me see what you're working

23:53

with. That's your test. You're

23:55

going to test your blood. Your year and your. Know

23:58

what the standard couple of.

23:59

I'm afraid of a nut is. I

24:02

have no clue. Yeah, what if you've been rocking like in large

24:04

nuts for your whole life? Right. And

24:08

then you try to test somebody and you're like, everyone's unrolled.

24:11

But you actually have just two large eggs. Yeah,

24:13

the first person you test has abnormally

24:16

large nuts and then everyone else is smaller.

24:18

Do you have unrolled, do you have unrolled? The average

24:20

size of an adult male

24:23

testicle is four by three

24:25

by two.

24:26

Okay, you need to give your units because if

24:28

those were inches, you might say go to the hospital. It's

24:30

up to your imagination. Or by two by... That

24:33

is not up to your imagination. It's centimeters. Oh,

24:35

okay.

24:36

Four centimeters by three centimeters by

24:38

two centimeters. I'm trying to get groups that are

24:40

not with four inches. They're

24:43

not balls, right? They're like egg shit.

24:45

Mine are perfectly spherical. Okay,

24:48

perfectly round. Yeah? Is

24:50

it the steroids that shrunk one side down?

24:54

This guy's clean. I'm the round. If

24:56

you can keep them round at the mouth, if you

24:59

just keep squeezing it, can you

25:01

elongate them over time? No,

25:03

I don't have a testicle, a testi-stigmatism.

25:06

Fredo's

25:09

trying to shape his testicle. He's like a mighty bean.

25:13

Roll him out. He just like...

25:15

Knead

25:17

the dough, knead the dough.

25:20

A blow dryer out. And it's like,

25:22

eh. Oh, God. Oh, God.

25:25

Oh, Jesus. Once you've built up a tolerance, you can really

25:27

get your elbow in on it. Oh,

25:29

God. Yes. Start building nut calluses,

25:32

you can really get it. Oh, God. You're just like...

25:34

That's a workers man's nut right there, all

25:36

calloused up, rough around the edges. It's

25:39

too smooth to eat and working on my nut. Yeah.

25:42

You guys remember, somewhere during quarantine,

25:45

there was a whole trend

25:47

on social media that was indicating

25:50

that

25:50

the scrotum had taste

25:53

buds in some way. Oh, yeah. You remember

25:55

that? Yeah. Dip your testicles. People

25:58

were going around, dipping the... Yeah.

25:59

dipping their sacks in little

26:02

things of soy sauce. And I'm just like, who

26:05

started this trend to say like, I

26:08

can taste something salty because my balls are hanging

26:11

in some soy sauce. I

26:14

mean, somebody started a trend and got

26:16

fools all around the world to be dipping

26:18

their nuts in various condiments. Do you know

26:20

someone cracked open a bag of cocaine and

26:22

started rolling it nuts all over it? It's

26:25

like, this is gonna work, this is gonna work. It's like that

26:28

scene in Step Brothers where he's like, don't touch my drum

26:30

set. And he starts rubbing his nuts all over.

26:33

That was such a shocking scene. Dude, that

26:35

they actually flopped it out. They were just like, they're actual

26:37

nuts and flopped onto

26:38

the drum set. I was like, Jesus Christ,

26:40

there's a real nuts in it. They were

26:42

reaching too. They were just like, screwing up. That

26:45

movie is so poor and all. That man's got rough nuts.

26:48

Stretched them out and everything. But

26:50

I'm just like, I just remember that. And I- Did

26:53

you ever try it? I just, no, I don't know if the science is true or not,

26:55

but I'm not gonna be one of those fools dipping my- No,

26:57

no, no. I'm dipping my gonads

26:59

in a bundle of

27:01

condiments.

27:03

What if you

27:05

put condiments inside

27:07

of a condom and then you slipped it on? Do you

27:09

think- Ah! Oh, tight. That's

27:12

not the inanimate go for it. That's how you cut up your urethra. That's

27:14

true. And then I can test to see if it'll- Oh

27:17

God, I forgot I left ketchup in there. My bad. Jesus

27:19

Christ. The healing of

27:22

this will come. It'll be fine. Oh.

27:25

Oh man. Do you guys have

27:27

two holes down there? No.

27:30

Yeah. It's like a cloaca for men. There's not like a

27:32

piss hole in the cum hole. Well, no. No.

27:35

No? It's the same hole. Gross.

27:37

There's just two different tubes. Okay, that's what I meant. It all connects deeper

27:40

back in- Yeah. There's two tubes, one hole.

27:42

Yeah. Two dudes, one hole. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

27:44

Two dudes.

27:45

Not two dudes, one hole, sorry. Two- Two dudes,

27:47

one- Two tubes. Two tubes.

27:49

She's fucked. I'm having a stroke right now. Two tubes. Two

27:52

tubes.

27:53

I'm having a stroke. One tube. Are

27:55

you okay? Two tubes, one tube. I've

27:58

got issues forming words sometimes.

27:59

They get stuck on one word. They get

28:02

stuck in the tube. Is the word you're stuck on

28:04

nuts? It's not nuts. I'm trying

28:06

to say to, I'm trying to say to,

28:08

to,

28:09

to. I keep trying to say toods, but

28:12

I can't say to, tubes. Jesus

28:14

fuck. I mean tubes. Tubes works. That's

28:17

toot-dudes. That's toots. Yeah,

28:20

it's like a whole complex piping system,

28:22

but just like a house, the plumbing just comes

28:24

together at the last point, and

28:26

then it's just, then it doesn't matter. Okay.

28:29

And then it's like I said, a cloaca where

28:31

it does, it's agnostic to the job. It

28:33

all just

28:34

goes out one. Just

28:38

at one time. Just that once. You

28:41

only get one chance. One opportunity.

28:44

Like I climaxed once, the end. There's

28:48

just one in the chamber, that's it. That's all

28:50

you got for the rest of your life. Can you imagine?

28:53

You get one load for your entire

28:55

life. How would you spend that? Wait, wait. Could

28:58

you imagine if you had one load

29:00

that has a guaranteed, that'll

29:03

make a baby. But

29:05

you just got the one load. I

29:07

only got one. You know how

29:09

many lack of children there would be? Oh yeah, we would

29:12

be gone generations. Look, there'd be

29:14

a lot of children, but

29:16

there'd be a lot less fatherless children.

29:20

If you got one load, it's pretty special. It's

29:22

just one and done. I would've

29:25

loved to have been a one load baby. Dad,

29:28

please come back. Trevor's

29:33

face. Guess

29:36

how many loads do you have in your family? Is

29:40

there a limited amount? No.

29:44

Before you just start wearing

29:46

your seaming count thin? No. No.

29:49

Well, they get a woman pregnant

29:51

in her 70s, it's fucked up. Wait, wait,

29:53

wait, what? Yeah. Yeah,

29:55

it's a new trend. No, it's his 70s. Oh, in

29:58

his 70s, right. You just couldn't make a baby forever. Yeah,

30:00

yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

30:03

But speaking of microplastics

30:05

though, I read an article recently

30:07

that was like, will men

30:10

become impotent, right?

30:13

Or infertile

30:14

by 2045 or whatever. Oh

30:17

shit. Because they look back at the

30:19

70s to today and it's like everything has gone down

30:21

like 50%.

30:22

Like

30:24

sperm count is way down and viability

30:27

is like all the way down. It's Mountain Dew. Yeah,

30:30

the yellow five came in and started killing everything.

30:32

Well it's probably this thing in our fucking pocket

30:35

all the time. And then things like, yeah,

30:37

it's okay. We're just like laptops,

30:39

like you just sit right on your nut sack and

30:41

just warming it up. I think that's more. It's Wi-Fi.

30:44

Yeah, I mean, what if Wi-Fi is the? Is

30:47

our smoking on planes. Is the lead. Wi-Fi's

30:50

our smoking

30:50

on planes. I always think about that one. Microplastics

30:52

are our lead and gas. Because there's gonna

30:54

be something. There's something that we're doing

30:57

right now. That someone in like 20,

30:59

60 years, they'd be like, I can't believe they

31:01

did that.

31:01

It's 5G is our asbestos.

31:04

One of those things is you brought up the dip

31:06

in your balls on soy sauce. You ever see the jacuzzi

31:08

for your nuts trend? But

31:10

that doesn't seem good either. No. It's

31:12

either outside of the box. A bunch of doctors came out saying,

31:14

please don't dip your nuts in the hot

31:16

water. You're gonna kill your fucking sperm. That's

31:19

what we're doing. Please, so is it bad

31:21

for your nut? Yeah, you're not supposed to

31:23

do that. You're not supposed to be in there for very long though.

31:26

You're supposed to keep them cool, right? Right. They're

31:29

currently being iced. What?

31:30

But you won't use soy

31:33

sauce. Well, the flavorless ice. Someone

31:35

should patent that. Oh, buns. An

31:37

ice pack just for your nuts. It's

31:39

just shaped to cradle your scrotum. And

31:41

it's got gel packs on the bottom.

31:42

You need to make it waterproof so I can be in jacuzzi.

31:45

Make it waterproof. Dude, when I'm in jacuzzi, I've been there

31:47

for like hours. Right, you're

31:50

boiling your eggs. Oh no.

31:53

Yours. I'll probably have to nut in

31:55

some tubes and freeze them.

31:57

A lot of people do. Dude.

32:00

There was a story about a woman that was born

32:02

a few years ago, but she,

32:05

as a human, was

32:09

a fertilized egg from like 92. Oh.

32:12

But then she was inseminated into a woman who

32:15

was born in like 95 or something. She

32:18

then grew up to be an adult. She's older than

32:20

her. And so she gave birth to an

32:22

egg, a

32:25

fertilized egg that was older than she was.

32:27

A Gen Z person gave birth to a

32:29

millennial. Yeah, essentially.

32:31

And so that's like,

32:34

why? I don't know, to see if possible.

32:37

But yeah, that was a situation where it was like

32:39

frozen for 20 years. Don't

32:41

they in some cases, it was stuck. You

32:44

know, phones stick to this. No, I don't. Oh

32:46

yeah, you have, you have an answer. Oh, okay,

32:49

yeah. Imagine, caseless.

32:53

I guess like some places

32:55

they, depending on

32:57

like genetics or something like that, they track

33:00

all that and then they go, okay, we'll

33:02

take your sperm, give you a little money.

33:04

Whose was it? She was a sperm bank. Whose was

33:06

it? Whose embryo was that? Oh, I don't know. She

33:09

just got a rando? I don't know how that part

33:11

went. Were they cleaning out the freezer and they found one in the

33:13

back? They got one in the back. They were like, oh shit,

33:15

I forgot about that. No, she still bought it. And then it's somewhat

33:17

of historical significance. Like

33:20

their bloodline has continued. She was actually

33:22

stored in a Barbasol can. They

33:26

smuggled off of an island. Yeah. Called

33:28

Infant Island, where the babies roam in herds.

33:31

Then. Yeah,

33:35

science is wild like that. But I mean, I think that,

33:38

I've noticed a lot of people in our generation

33:40

are having kids later than our parents, which were

33:42

later than their parents. And I wonder

33:44

if it's gonna get to a point where people start, yeah, proactively

33:47

freezing all their bits and bobs so

33:49

that way, maybe when

33:53

two generations from now, they're gonna be like, I'm 55,

33:55

it's time I started thinking about a family.

33:58

And the average life.

33:59

I'm gonna have kids sooner than later, man. I gotta

34:02

be able to dunk on them motherfuckers before they get big.

34:04

Right, right. I can't be like 60 all the sudden.

34:08

Jerry Atrick. My first real game with my

34:10

son, he's just fucking juking

34:12

me out. Yeah. He's like, keep up, old

34:14

man. I gotta be able to bully

34:16

his little guy for just a little bit. Just a little bit. Just

34:19

a little bit. That character will be lost in generations

34:21

time with it. Like, they'll

34:23

all be born to like parents and kids and

34:27

they'll be like, they'll all be born to

34:29

like parents that are

34:30

just barely kicking it, you know? Yeah. Do

34:33

you think we're getting to a point? Too much. Like

34:35

at a societal point where people just

34:37

won't want to have kids? Definitely.

34:40

We're there now. We're at a historical level. It's

34:42

expensive.

34:43

It's expensive and also it's been a hundred

34:45

and six degrees every day for two months. True.

34:48

NASA's saying it's gonna be worse next year. Oh, fun.

34:51

Yeah. Oh, that's also said we're supposed to have like one

34:53

of the worst winters because of how hot

34:55

it's been. Yeah. No!

34:58

I think I'm just gonna... Yeah. I'm just

35:01

like, I'm gonna have a baby in that. Yeah. I

35:03

heard one of the key like currents in the

35:05

Atlantic is also like slowing

35:08

down to the point where they're worried it might

35:10

just kind of stop or wind

35:12

down over the course of next like 20 years. Or

35:15

the wind streams that we

35:16

use to fly are also fucking up. Like

35:19

it's making flights like bumpier. There's a

35:21

lot of crosswinds happening. Yeah. It's

35:24

like bumping up flights. Yeah. It's like, you

35:26

know, it's just the streams like get to blah, blah, blah. It's like, oh,

35:28

it tried to kill us. And then we're just fucking

35:30

up the ozone layer. Yeah. Well,

35:32

not us. Not ozone. We somehow figured that

35:35

one out a couple of decades ago. But

35:37

I mean, I don't know enough about science to go out

35:39

here and start spouting opinions. But

35:42

like there's definitely a human element to this

35:44

where we've... You can... There

35:46

are demonstrable impacts where we've done things. But

35:48

then there's also the fact that the planet's just

35:51

changed a lot over time. I think we're just accelerating

35:53

some of that natural shift where like, you

35:56

know, biomes have

35:57

been in totally different places. Like we take for granted right

35:59

now. that Sahara is a desert and

36:01

that Brazil is rainforest climate. But

36:05

things have moved all over the place

36:07

depending. Yeah.

36:09

Yeah, well, continents have moved certainly,

36:11

but also where wind

36:14

currents and ocean currents collide and

36:17

how those create climate has also

36:19

moved. So it's like the world is wild

36:21

and shifting all the time. Texas is- It

36:24

doesn't help that humans are locust. We just

36:26

move and consume. And destroy everything.

36:28

We're definitely like a virus. Yeah,

36:31

no we are. Like Agent Smith. This is a virus, yeah.

36:33

I'm gonna rub Morpheus's head, smell his head.

36:36

That does. And then go, I can smell you.

36:41

I'm like, you're technically the virus, Mr.

36:43

Man, right? Mr. Program,

36:45

but now he's- Trevor,

36:48

are you saying you believe in climate change? I'm

36:50

saying I'm a believer. You're a

36:52

sheep. You know what? Take

36:55

me in the herd. These sheeple who believe the planet's

36:57

changing. My one fear is that-

37:00

This earth is the same earth I knew. My one

37:02

fear is that we gonna milk too

37:04

many ice caps and then something's gonna come out.

37:07

Oh, right. Like a brain. Oh, I can't

37:09

wait for a kaiju to pop out. Not even that.

37:12

No, I mean like some weird disease

37:14

that we don't even know about. Like that like in permafrost. The

37:18

fucking zombie disease worm thing

37:20

that they

37:21

pulled out and defrosted. Yeah, they brought

37:23

a 40,000 year old worm back

37:25

along. Yeah. And it just

37:28

recently had babies. It immediately

37:30

started reproducing. Wait, what? They found a worm

37:32

that was in permafrost. It was like 4,000 or 40,000. I

37:35

don't remember. It was a shit. It was like 40,000.

37:38

They revived it and then immediately started

37:40

reproducing. Which is horrifying.

37:42

Yeah, it's immediately firing its worm.

37:45

What that worm do? We don't know what that's for. What is

37:47

that? I know. What do you feed

37:49

off of? I think government just has to- How'd you get there? It's

37:51

like, what the hell? Is it asexual?

37:54

Could be. It has to be. Well, I said

37:57

it. Well, what if it was frozen like that baby

37:59

from the early 90s? And then it could be pouring. Yeah,

38:03

it's hard reproducing. I mean, that's like

38:05

humans going like, how can we make money off

38:07

of this thing? And then it's just like,

38:10

how about no? Right, Jurassic Park kind

38:12

of makes a lot of sense now when you think about

38:14

it. You okay, Joe? No, that's fucking frightening. Right?

38:17

That's fucking frightening. I just keep going,

38:19

no one's really freaking out about this. We're gonna die. Yeah,

38:21

yeah, yeah. And now it's producing, it's like, I don't

38:24

know. I sort of think about like, you know, in

38:26

a less facetious but kind of practical

38:28

sense, like all those like bio samples

38:31

stuck in amber or in ice or anywhere,

38:34

you start to think like, what viable

38:36

virus that could absolutely wreck

38:38

us. Right, that's it? Yeah, just like flat

38:39

line us. That's what I'm saying. Is right

38:41

in front of our eyes. Like, there is like a

38:43

dinosaur tail that is in a piece

38:46

of amber. And you can see like all the feathers and stuff coming

38:48

off, it's sick. But like, you look at that and you

38:50

go,

38:51

there's something in there. Like, it's like in 2022, if

38:54

you went out for the first time, you know, if you quarantined

38:56

and you went out.

38:57

Every time I went out, I'd be like, COVID's

39:00

in this room somewhere. Like it is. I

39:02

still think that every time I go, every time it's in the room, I'm

39:04

like, one of you motherfuckers. Yeah,

39:06

sick.

39:07

One of you asymptomatic fucks. To

39:09

see, I don't know, humans like, there's

39:12

a lot of scientific discoveries that happen. Humans are

39:14

evolving, sure. Getting smarter, we're learning

39:16

new things. But it reminds me of kind of like, you

39:18

guys ever seen Transformers, right? The first

39:20

Transformers. What about the disguise? Okay, Transformers

39:22

one. Yeah, Transformers one, okay. It's like

39:25

how humans dug up. Dark side of the moon. Gug up Megatron.

39:27

Yeah. Right, NBE one. Put

39:30

him in the Hoover Dam. And just said, he's

39:32

gonna stay in cryostasis forever. Nothing will ever

39:34

go wrong. They just left him in

39:37

the polar ice cap. Yeah,

39:39

that's perfect for us. He would have never

39:41

woken up. He probably would have been okay. He would

39:43

have eventually melted. And then

39:46

still fucked some shit up. Yeah, but at least, you know. Well,

39:48

here's what you do.

39:50

He's stuck there in ice.

39:52

You just destroy the motherfucker, right then and there. Right,

39:55

right, right. You send him to the sun. Turn

39:57

him into Icarus. So you're saying

39:59

is.

39:59

We should like remember all billionaires

40:02

cuz I feel like that I feel like we're on the same page. Oh, you're

40:04

saying is Megatron is is

40:07

a

40:08

Billionaire yeah Understand

40:21

what you're saying we continue And

40:25

okay,

40:25

let me cake yes, yes

40:30

Say love it. Then we eat that dot dot

40:32

dot and then we eat the rich

40:37

It's very back it's very

40:40

Back only backwards the right the right

40:43

word, but it's very young

40:44

It's also a part of my balls Here's

40:50

the thing you guys got me all thinking about this I was

40:52

driving yesterday and I was like looking up instructions

40:54

where I was going and I was like instead of just

40:56

like don't For

40:58

context instead of like took his phone out of

41:00

his pocket and then Fredo started rubbing

41:03

his

41:05

Smash

41:11

cut that against him saying I'm trying to have kids. Yeah,

41:14

I just like I don't know what's gonna happen these poor I don't

41:17

have wasted the one load Like he

41:19

would this you would have been like First

41:21

direction he goes It'd

41:31

be a full industry like after that it's

41:34

all they'd be so pricey

41:35

they What

41:38

happens after that like when you it's it

41:40

is it like a fart then just

41:42

like an empty plank

41:44

no It

41:49

just wouldn't be

41:58

They're

42:01

tube-side with the second beat. They're so...

42:03

Calm stuff. Yeah, it's just... There's

42:06

just little guys that are... There's the sperm and then there's

42:08

the semen and then they mix together and then they

42:10

become the load. So, yeah, they're not just like...

42:13

Just... Oh... It's

42:16

just like the semen part, the liquid. They

42:18

took out the active ingredient. Yeah,

42:21

yeah. But

42:24

no, I was driving yesterday and I thought about this because

42:26

just with my left hand, the way it is, I can't really tuck

42:28

things in and out of my pocket super easy, so I just go, whatever,

42:31

and I just like... You know, just so it doesn't fall

42:33

or whatever. I just like put it between my

42:35

legs and I just... And then I'm like, now I'm just

42:38

nestled on a shelf of radiation. You

42:40

know what I mean? Like, I've just got my bits and bobs

42:42

settled down on a 5G platter.

42:43

Maybe

42:47

that's the key to mutants. You

42:49

radiate your balls so that your

42:51

sperm sucks up the radiation. Okay,

42:53

well, I'm convinced again. And then you

42:55

shoot radiated sperm and

42:57

then create super babies. That's how mutants

43:00

are born.

43:01

That's how Nightcrawler came to be. That's

43:04

why he can teleport around. He's like, I actually use the

43:06

5G network. I'm gonna get in and out of

43:08

this place. Oh, look, they built me a new teleportation

43:11

point. My signal's great

43:13

here. And he goes, thanks, AT&T. And

43:16

he's actually in his superhero shirt. He's

43:18

got Verizon. And then every now and then

43:21

he has to update, though, based on the newest signal. I

43:23

can't think about Nightcrawler. I'm

43:25

gonna tell a story on the handful of times. I'll

43:27

make it short. But just like the Jake Gyllenhaal

43:30

thriller Nightcrawler, Jackie

43:31

went, saw that movie, and then

43:33

the credits roll. And she was like, wait, when

43:35

does he become a mutant? Wait,

43:41

oh, wait, the Jake Gyllenhaal movie? Yeah, she

43:43

thought it was like Nightcrawler, like origin story.

43:45

Wow, that's a weird origin story. He's got a really

43:48

morbid credits roll. That's so funny.

43:50

And she was like, wait, he's

43:52

not... When's it from you? You should have turned

43:55

to her and said, it's just the part one. Part

43:57

two will... Samuel actually comes

43:59

in the alley.

43:59

after credit since I wanna talk to you. I'm

44:02

putting together a group. I'm

44:05

starting a thing. Talons of you. Yeah,

44:08

man. But did you guys hear

44:10

recently that people have figured out how to

44:12

turn, much like the Dark Knight, turned

44:14

wifi into

44:16

cameras. Basically like- Oh,

44:18

I hate that. Yeah, they could just take existing wifi

44:21

signals and turn them into, it's just

44:23

like a 3D camera. I hate that. A spatial camera.

44:25

That's fucked up. Absolutely.

44:27

And so that might be our

44:29

next let it go. They swapped to

44:31

Trevor's fucking camera. His

44:34

phone

44:34

is just nuts. And then it's like,

44:36

it's just his nose poking out from like, you're

44:39

behind like in the angle. See with the pants. I'll

44:41

give the angle to my camera. It's just

44:43

driving. Just

44:46

driving. Yeah, number

44:48

five. Oh, thanks

44:51

dude. Thank you.

44:51

Sorry. But

44:56

that's kind of freaky. So I'm wondering if they're gonna

44:58

have to come up with a new protocol. Cause

45:01

like we kind of just like say, whatever.

45:03

It's already there. They can already access it. Screw

45:05

it, right? Like the whole, like they

45:08

got us by the balls. So like, just

45:10

give up, right? Like they've already got

45:12

our data. So why do we care even for like, there's

45:15

this want to stop fighting and to

45:17

just roll with it as things

45:20

get worse. But I don't know, man, that's

45:22

kind of freaky. And I don't know enough

45:24

about it to

45:25

fully understand it, but I feel like something

45:27

needs to come along and fix that. See now it's just

45:30

like the looming pressure of like,

45:32

do I sell nudes now before

45:35

it gets leaked for free? That's right.

45:37

For free? Right, you don't want that

45:39

wide angle perspective from there unless I'm

45:41

selling it to me. You don't make money off your body. Look,

45:43

I'll be honest. If my shit

45:45

gets leaked,

45:48

I'm blasting social. I'm

45:50

putting out like better angles

45:53

of that shit. You know what I mean? It's not going to be flattery.

45:55

Oh, that one. That one.

45:56

It's pixelated. You

45:58

know what I'm saying? I'll fix it. If

46:01

the Kinect in my closet, you know, you're

46:03

not walking butt-ass naked because

46:05

I'm getting something out of my closet and all of a sudden the

46:07

Kinect leaks, they take the photo and links

46:09

it because they got hacked or some shit.

46:11

Yeah, you've been cheating something for six months and then

46:14

it just gets released. That's what I'm talking about. It's the

46:16

shittiest megapixel photo ever. And it's gonna

46:18

look all gloomy and sad. The

46:20

light is gonna be shit. I'm like, nah,

46:22

nah, I gotta correct this. I

46:25

gotta correct this. You

46:27

think there's an audience out there that would just buy

46:29

butthole

46:29

pics? Yeah, absolutely. Like, just like,

46:32

if they don't know who the person looks like, it's just butthole

46:34

pics. No, for sure. If you were, oh. No,

46:36

I think so, yeah. Like, would it, like, I mean, maybe

46:38

you just got a really nice looking butthole, you

46:40

know, and like. I have no idea what my butthole looks like.

46:43

I don't know. You never looked at your butthole? No. That's

46:46

crazy. No. I'm

46:48

like, I know what my butthole feels like. I

46:50

don't know what it looks like.

46:52

Right, right, so what you need to do is

46:54

make a topographical map using your hand

46:56

like a sonar. No, you just hold it. You

46:59

need to feel it out. You need to catch it. So one hand

47:01

is feeling, and the other hand is sketching what you

47:03

feel. And then you gotta go, Destiny, how

47:05

accurate is this? And she will go,

47:07

Jesus Christ. What you need to do is just the Trevor

47:10

method. Yeah. Put your phone where it asks. Yeah,

47:12

right, right, yeah. Hold on. And then it's sonar.

47:14

AT&T will figure this one out. It's sonar blips

47:16

it, and then it makes a map out of the blip. That's

47:20

how it is, and it comes back. And it's like, wow. And then if you want

47:22

to measure depth, you get one of those, you know, the kids

47:24

toys, you put your face in it.

47:26

Yeah, like with all those little, you

47:29

do that.

47:30

I'm silly putty. That's silly putty. Yeah,

47:32

dude, that'll. Yeah, you get a butt mold.

47:34

Yeah, right, exactly. You'll get down to the crevice. Yeah,

47:36

see the exact rope. Just hire one of those people that make custom

47:39

ear molds, like ear plugs, and then just say,

47:41

can you do it here, because I'm trying to plug this

47:43

one. No, I would hire the people that make chocolate anuses.

47:46

Yeah, they probably really get it. Yeah. That

47:49

is the thing. They know their way around a couple of anuses.

47:51

They've perfected it. That's right, that's the thing. They figured that

47:53

out. Dude, I was getting brunch a

47:55

few weekends ago with the

47:57

milady and Chris and his lady.

47:59

a little double date brunch action. It was this place downtown,

48:02

they had new to the brunch scene. It

48:04

was still like a relatively new place, but

48:07

it was new to the brunch scene. And

48:09

we went there because

48:11

it was like this gorgeous looking place that we'd

48:13

seen on social, because all we do is

48:16

browse TikTok and it feeds you all the things that

48:18

you should do. And I go, I'll become a consumer. But

48:21

seriously, the place looked phenomenal. So we were like, all right,

48:23

let's go get some brunch. We rolled in

48:25

at 11, they opened at 10.30.

48:28

And the place is stunning. We're

48:30

taking a look at this brunch menu. And it's like

48:33

only a few things that are like brunchy, like

48:36

your chicken and waffles, or your

48:39

biscuit and gravy, or your parfaits, or stuff like

48:41

that. And then they also had some of their classic items, like

48:43

a burger and stuff. So we sit down, we're chatting,

48:46

we're talking, and then the lady comes through. And

48:50

we're

48:50

like, oh yeah, no, definitely wanna get some waters

48:52

for the table, but also like would

48:54

love to get started with a coffee. All right,

48:57

it's 11 a.m., let's like wake up a little

48:59

bit. Because we're adults and we're addicted

49:02

to caffeine. Caffeine, you kinda need

49:04

it to function now. I've

49:07

already slammed mine.

49:10

But then the woman looks at us

49:12

and she goes, coffee.

49:16

We can do an espresso martini. And

49:19

I was like, oh, hold

49:22

the teeny. The rest sounds fine.

49:24

So we all kinda look at each other and we go, no,

49:27

you can't do coffee. She's like, coffee, coffee. It's

49:29

like she heard it for the first time. And

49:32

I was like, this person might be a

49:34

Turing test AI entity. This

49:36

might be a robot a little bit. So I'm like, ease

49:38

off the throttle. You don't wanna create

49:41

a sort of terminator situation. You don't wanna

49:43

aggro anyone here.

49:44

My finger's broken, he did this capture for me. You're

49:47

right, right, right. Here, like what does this look like

49:49

to you? Identify the dog. That's

49:52

the fire hydrant, interesting. So

49:55

she goes, hmm, oh, well, let

49:57

me think of, I think we can, let me.

49:59

Let me go talk to the chef. I think we can whip something

50:02

up. Right. And so I'm like,

50:04

okay, maybe she's making this feel like an ordeal. So

50:07

we're like, whatever, she'll go back and figure it out.

50:09

She comes back with two high ball glasses filled

50:11

to the brim with some, it was just cold brew. I

50:13

was like, excellent. I was like, perfect. But

50:16

the way she went about it, it was like that scene in Always

50:18

Sunny where they're like,

50:20

orange juice. You

50:23

drink mixer? You just drink straight mixer?

50:25

It was kind of that attitude, but in a much more

50:28

sincere way. Were they young or were they old?

50:30

She would, I would say like mid to late

50:32

twenties. No excuse. Yeah.

50:35

That's how it was. You've heard of Starbucks. Yeah. And

50:37

so like, I'm like, maybe this place, like maybe the brunch is so new

50:40

and like they're mostly used to being a cocktail

50:42

place. Maybe that's what's going on. But anyway,

50:46

we got through the hump. We got ourselves the cold

50:48

brew. It was immaculate. I was buzzing. And

50:51

then it comes to the menu and I'm like, I'm eyeballing the chicken

50:53

and waffles. It just sounds phenomenal. You just, good

50:56

protein, good carbs, sweet sugars.

50:58

I want it. And, but Barbara was like,

51:00

Hey, what would you recommend? Like we know the

51:03

brunch menu is new. Here

51:05

we are now at 11 15 AM. And

51:08

she's like, well, the lobster Mac is

51:11

to die for. It's just very

51:13

good. But also like, I

51:15

just like can't recommend the burger enough. And

51:18

we're like, okay, thanks. Like

51:20

that's, those look like really, really good options

51:22

for sure. And what about like, What

51:25

about fries? We haven't, yeah. It's like Barbara's being

51:27

very sweet about it.

51:28

It's only 11. Right.

51:30

She's like, it's a little early for like something heavy like that. And

51:33

she goes, Oh, you want something like breakfast.

51:35

You want something like breakfast food. You

51:37

want the bird. And I silently turned to Chris

51:39

and gestured to the brunch at the top of the menu.

51:41

I was like, okay. And cause

51:44

I don't know, it'd be rude or whatever, but like, I was

51:46

just so thrown by this, this waitress.

51:48

You were training at AI for training. I think we were definitely

51:51

training somebody. You took someone from,

51:53

they took someone from TikTok. Who was being, they didn't

51:55

snap out of class. They

51:58

woke up, they've been doing it for days.

51:59

and they just went into autopilot

52:02

mode and it's like. Understand. Yeah,

52:04

yeah. And so. Ice cream.

52:07

Yum yum. It was the AI. Yeah, it was like, oh,

52:10

oh, thanks for the roses. Coffee? Oh, roses. Oh,

52:13

coffee? You broke them. Yeah, right. You

52:15

didn't say espresso. Thanks for the roses. Mm,

52:17

thanks for the roses. Right, because they don't have brunch,

52:20

they don't have brunch emojis. I thought it

52:22

was gifts to send to them. If we asked for the emojis,

52:24

it would have shifted the tune. But

52:26

it kind of didn't really stop there. And I started, this

52:28

is where I really started to wonder,

52:29

I'm like, maybe this person is

52:32

an AI. And we've

52:35

already, we've woken up in a different world and we're

52:37

just not

52:38

ready for it. I like that this changed your

52:40

entire world view. This brunch experience.

52:42

It was interesting. It wasn't Chris's fault. So

52:44

everything on the menu, I have to mention,

52:47

right, Chris was the norm in this

52:49

scenario. But everything

52:51

on the menu had the option to add avocado

52:54

for some reason. Like the chicken and waffles

52:56

too. I'm like, add avocado

52:58

plus $2. Very interesting, no

53:00

thank you.

53:01

But Barbara got a parfait. And just

53:03

to get some healthy fats, and she just likes avocados.

53:06

She's like, can I get a side of avocado with

53:08

that?

53:09

And the person's like, what?

53:11

Side? What is it?

53:14

It must be like, you guys are on a prank show. What?

53:17

Yeah, I'm looking for that. Like, no way.

53:20

But she's like, I think we can figure

53:23

that out. I think I can work that one out.

53:25

It's all over the world. I'm

53:27

so confused. Barbara's theory

53:29

was, if you make everything

53:32

feel like a mountainous task,

53:34

then maybe you can

53:36

get some more tip out of it. She's like, wow, this

53:38

must have all been so difficult to accomplish. Let's

53:41

really make sure the tip is proportionate,

53:43

right? Maybe she was hot. Or some English.

53:46

She might have been.

53:47

She could have been. She could have just been hot too. She was perfectly

53:49

kind, very sweet. But

53:51

I mean, the food was, like jumping to the chase,

53:53

the food was great. Did she blink? Did

53:56

both her eyes blink at the same time? No, but you know

53:58

what? Or were they alternating?

53:59

She did blink, but she's... Did she blink sideways? Like

54:02

a lizard. No, she

54:04

didn't blink, but the weird thing was,

54:06

and I did catch this at the end, she would say blink,

54:09

but her eyes would stay open. Every

54:11

now and then she would say, That's not an AI, that's a human. Blink,

54:13

breathe, blink, breathe, ask

54:15

question, and then she would prompt us with

54:18

a preloaded question.

54:20

I think what happened was she went back

54:22

to the kitchen and the chef popped out the cartridge, blew

54:26

it, popped it back in, and then after that, she

54:28

smacked her on the head a couple times, and

54:30

then it's like, all right, now it's good to go. All

54:33

reset, and then the avocado fucking

54:35

fried the circuits again. But the food was great, I

54:37

just almost wanna take you back to see if we can re-encounter

54:41

that, re-experience that, because I

54:43

do think, in hindsight, it might've been

54:45

more of a social club that also

54:47

has food, where their forte is

54:49

cocktails, right?

54:50

And then it's mostly, you go there to hang out, chat,

54:53

have meetings, it's kinda like Soho House, which

54:56

I've only ever been to once. This is awesome,

54:58

I really enjoyed that. It's cool, but it's exclusive.

55:01

It is exclusive, that's fine.

55:03

But man, the chicken and waffles though, were to die

55:05

for, and they had this pineapple syrup. Ooh,

55:08

now that sounds loose. Well, I'm gonna eat good after

55:10

this. You mentioned always, honey, you guys have been watching the

55:12

latest season. I haven't, is it out now?

55:14

Yeah, there is episodes that are rolling out. I

55:17

allow myself to forget it, so I can then binge

55:19

it. It still hits. Is

55:21

it really? Yeah, there's a scene where

55:23

it's like the men versus the

55:26

women, they're gonna have

55:28

a bowl off,

55:29

and they go to this arcade, the bowling

55:31

place has an arcade section, and it has one

55:33

of those punching bag machines where it measures

55:35

how strong you are. Oh, that's perfect for them. And

55:38

so Dennis and the waitress are going

55:40

at it, and then Dennis is like, go for it, go

55:42

for it, go, go. And then the

55:44

waitress kicks it, and then the number just goes through

55:46

the roof. Oh, kicked it? Yeah. And then Dennis is

55:49

like,

55:49

I didn't know, I didn't know we were kicking. I

55:52

wasn't prepared for that, I didn't know. I had no idea.

55:54

Yeah. And then Dennis is like, panicking,

55:57

and he goes up to it, he looks at it, and he

55:59

just goes.

56:00

I summon the power of

56:02

being a man! And he gets it and just

56:05

the number outshadows and skyrockets.

56:08

And I was like, this is a what the fuck. And

56:10

he turned- A dress like, with

56:13

laser precision, whatever's in the zeitgeist.

56:15

And they do it with like, because their characters embody

56:18

the ignorance of society. And

56:20

they do it so well. They're all just terrible people. But then he turns to the

56:22

guys and he goes,

56:24

fine, I need you to do this, find me a room

56:26

immediately where I can scream. My

56:29

hand is completely broken. It's just blood

56:31

and bones soup. Find

56:34

me a room immediately. It's just a bag of

56:36

blood and bones. That

56:40

is phenomenal. And I was like, yeah, okay,

56:43

this show still is. So let me ask you then, cause I've

56:45

seen some recent episodes, but I can't remember if

56:47

it was from last season or this season, because

56:49

I did forget mid-season last year. And

56:52

I came back to them. Because I knew this season

56:54

was coming. So was the one where they go to Ireland

56:56

for like

56:56

basically half a season, was that last season or this

56:58

one? That was last season. Yeah, that was last season. Okay,

57:01

cool. And like, I don't remember it very well, cause

57:03

again, I watch it all in one sitting and then

57:05

I never rewatch it.

57:06

I loved how Dennis was like, was

57:09

he trying to kill Frank in the castle?

57:12

But he cut out holes by a giant

57:14

portrait. And so he's

57:16

looking from behind the

57:18

painting, like you just see his eyes so

57:21

obviously.

57:21

I think he had COVID, but he was like, refilled. And

57:24

that's what it was. He was

57:26

like, I'm not sick. He's

57:28

talking to the travel agent trying not to cough. He's like, Connie, we'll do the

57:30

talking. Ah! Glenn

57:36

Howerton is such a

57:38

treasure. Yeah. I think I'm the only one that

57:41

doesn't watch Always Sunny. Oh, you're good, Joey. Like Destiny

57:43

watches it. What's your staple show? What's like

57:45

your comfort zone? When you're sad, what do you rewatch? Yeah,

57:48

when you come back to it. Like The Office, Parks and Rec.

57:51

That's a good question. I don't really thought about it. Probably Law

57:53

and Order SVU. Yeah. No

57:55

joke.

57:56

I don't know why. I was like, yeah!

57:58

I'm right. Crime shows. Oh,

58:01

put me in the

58:01

chair. I don't know. Crime shows always just. I'm gonna

58:03

shoot my phone, load. I remember

58:06

that episode, yeah. We

58:09

found one load in the scene. I don't know if I have a

58:11

comfort show. So you need to watch like The Wire

58:14

and stuff?

58:15

The Wire? Yeah. What's

58:17

The Wire? Oh shit. Like 24 but a different show. I've never

58:19

seen The Wire either. It's like Law and

58:21

Order in a different show. I know NCIS.

58:24

It's like NCIS but a different show. That's boat crimes,

58:26

right? Oh yeah. What about CSI Miami?

58:29

Yes. Yeah. I don't

58:31

know. I guess I never

58:33

really just watched too much TV growing up.

58:35

Like I didn't watch a lot. Did you watch one episode

58:37

of every show? No, no, not like

58:40

that. I watched one show,

58:42

whatever episodes I could watch that were on at the moment. I

58:45

don't think I've ever really binged a show except

58:48

for probably The Office.

58:51

But The Office is like that one show

58:54

that, I don't know. Like you can go back and watch

58:56

it. It's fun. It's nice. It's funny

58:58

but I don't really like watch

59:01

it out of comfort. I don't know. Comfort show?

59:04

I don't know, man. That's like me as a whole. When you're like,

59:06

I don't know what to watch. Let's just put someone on the background when

59:08

we cook dinner. You throw on like whatever. Just

59:10

a show that you know hits. Law and

59:12

Order. Yeah. Yeah. Usually

59:14

it's like a cooking competition. No, I don't

59:17

really put on shows. I think like that

59:19

used to be like Marvel movies for me. I would throw on Marvel

59:21

movies whenever we just wanted to throw something on.

59:24

And like we're doing stuff around the house. I would

59:26

always throw on like. That makes sense actually. The

59:29

older Marvel movies. Like Iron Man 1. Yeah.

59:31

Yeah.

59:32

Iron Man 2. I would like, I

59:34

built an Iron Man suit once over. And I would

59:36

just watch it over and over again

59:39

while

59:39

I was like cutting up foam. How

59:41

many times did he say, I want my bird?

59:43

Dude, I. I want my bird. This

59:46

is not my bird. No, not my bird.

59:48

Yeah, when I was sick earlier this year, I watched Iron Man 1

59:50

and 2. And that was like really nice. Cause

59:52

I was like up and down and like sleeping

59:54

awake and just like trying to take my mind off and just

59:57

feeling terrible. Yeah. And

59:59

yeah, Iron Man 1.

59:59

That's a perfect spot. All the first Marvel

1:00:02

movies have a very different feel for

1:00:05

Marvel's now. Much more serious,

1:00:07

a little bit darker.

1:00:09

I mean, Tony Stark gets an IED in

1:00:11

his chest. That's pretty. Oh,

1:00:13

yeah, by his own weapon

1:00:16

that he created. That's

1:00:18

a hard place to start and go lower from.

1:00:21

Go lower from. I feel like that's why they had to go

1:00:23

up and tone after that. I just remember just being

1:00:25

a young comic book nerd, watching Iron Man,

1:00:28

going, this is actually really good. Also

1:00:31

Iron Man, what a choice,

1:00:33

because he wasn't super popular. We're

1:00:35

way more popular Marvel characters.

1:00:38

They had all the ones that they were

1:00:40

like, because when Sony bought Spider-Man, they had

1:00:42

an opportunity to get all of the Avengers. And they were like, why

1:00:44

the fuck would we want that? Everyone knows Spider-Man.

1:00:47

We

1:00:47

only want Spider-Man. And then Marvel

1:00:49

was just like, OK, I guess we'll do something.

1:00:51

In hindsight, it makes a lot of sense.

1:00:54

But in the moment, superhero movies were

1:00:56

like a flash in the pan. They did Fantastic

1:00:59

Four. Catwoman, they tried to do some Batman.

1:01:02

So they would just be like, you do a thing,

1:01:05

and then you step back. And then

1:01:07

I remember the post-crant scene, Nick

1:01:09

Fury showing up and saying, I want to talk to

1:01:11

you about the Avengers Initiative. I freaked the fuck

1:01:13

out. No one else did. Right, right.

1:01:15

I'm like, that sounds like it could be interesting. I

1:01:17

know what I was saying. Everyone's like, hey, that's so fantastic.

1:01:20

I was like, you know what? My book is on her stand. What's coming?

1:01:23

Like, the potential here is unbelievable.

1:01:26

I'll never forget. I was just obsessed

1:01:28

with post-credits scenes in general. So when there

1:01:30

was one, you knew to be hyped. Because

1:01:32

I remember watching

1:01:32

really blurry versions of post-credits scenes

1:01:35

from like Spider-Man 2, when it's going

1:01:37

to be Venom, or whatever happened

1:01:40

with that, or like Pirates of the Caribbean,

1:01:42

where the monkey actually stole one of the coins.

1:01:45

You're going, the monkey got the coin. The curse is still

1:01:47

going. What does that mean? And I

1:01:49

love that kind of stuff. Yeah,

1:01:51

I mean, and then Marvel just said,

1:01:53

we see that all these like internet

1:01:55

forum movie lovers are liking that

1:01:58

stuff. We're just going to do that every time.

1:01:59

There's also just like you just tease it and build

1:02:02

up to it. If it works out, cool. If it doesn't. Exactly.

1:02:04

Oh, yeah. Leave a lot of fruit on the

1:02:06

vine, and then you can come back and harvest it if

1:02:09

you need. Then they kept harvesting. Then

1:02:11

they harvested. Now I'm

1:02:13

a little overwhelmed. Over-harvesting

1:02:15

a little bit. And start to grow

1:02:17

things back in the soil. Yeah, we need

1:02:19

to replenish the soil. We lost all the nutrients

1:02:21

out of the soil. It's like when you cycle soybeans and corn,

1:02:24

you got to like, they take different nutrients.

1:02:26

You can't just keep plowing corn. Right, right, right.

1:02:29

I rewatched Thor, oh,

1:02:31

not Thor, Jesus Christ. Guardians of the Galaxy 3.

1:02:33

Oh, God, never Thor. No, not Thor. Thor 2

1:02:35

was probably one of the, I

1:02:38

don't know if I saw it. It was the Dark, the Dark World.

1:02:41

The Dark World. The Dark World. It was

1:02:43

the one with the ether. Yeah. Which

1:02:45

is actually the infinities. The reality. I

1:02:47

was, I rewatched Guardians of the Galaxy 3

1:02:50

because it just came out in Disney Plus. And I would

1:02:53

say I think Guardians is probably my favorite Marvel

1:02:55

trilogy.

1:02:56

It was, it's just really well done. It's just fun. And

1:02:59

it's a really good, it tells a story well. Yeah.

1:03:01

I don't know. Yeah. Really enjoyed it. They

1:03:04

came in to say this is gonna be the story that we have. I think

1:03:07

they planned to have the trilogy and

1:03:09

they weren't gonna overextend it. This is what it's

1:03:11

gonna be. But to my understanding,

1:03:13

much like Iron Man, Guardians of the Galaxy

1:03:15

was definitely obscure. Oh,

1:03:18

yeah, no one. Not super popular. No,

1:03:20

not at all. That was another big swing that

1:03:23

I, I mean, I think they did really well. After that, I was like, if they

1:03:25

can make Guardians work, they're good.

1:03:26

One thing I missed that

1:03:29

I didn't see when I watched it in theaters and I rewatched

1:03:31

it at home was that they said that Star-Lord

1:03:34

will return. I didn't know that he was gonna come

1:03:36

back. He's like, this is the last one. Let's

1:03:38

go, honey. And then everyone's like, I'm gonna watch

1:03:40

that post-credit scene. What do you think's gonna replace that? The post-credit

1:03:42

scene.

1:03:43

Himself. Well,

1:03:47

I believe too. Like,

1:03:49

I mean, I read and I believe this is true,

1:03:51

but Glenn from

1:03:53

Always Sunny was like a close runner up to

1:03:55

be Star-Lord. Oh yeah, that would've

1:03:58

been cool. Did I saw him in Blackberry?

1:03:59

recently. Oh is he good in that? He's so

1:04:02

good in it and that character is perfect for

1:04:04

him because he's like an unhinged

1:04:06

executive and so anytime you like him

1:04:09

raging and always sunny you're

1:04:11

gonna love this like brutal a-hole

1:04:13

character that like kind

1:04:15

of sleazes his way into this business. It was also

1:04:18

a very fascinating movie just to see like

1:04:21

because we you know there's Jobs and then there's

1:04:23

like there's those two biopics of

1:04:25

Steve Jobs and so it's like oh okay you

1:04:27

get to watch a company kind of explode and win.

1:04:29

Yeah. This other one is

1:04:32

like you get to see Blackberry during

1:04:34

its heyday but then you also get to see it

1:04:36

from the like you're watching the perspective of the losing

1:04:38

company. Yeah. Right and so it's really interesting

1:04:41

to watch not only the rise and fall

1:04:43

of it but then how

1:04:45

that happened and

1:04:47

why Apple and the iPhone really took

1:04:49

over and like some other nuances within

1:04:51

that industry that I just never really looked close enough to

1:04:53

but it was all about minutes and then they

1:04:55

were like Blackberry's whole thing was we crammed

1:04:57

data into like really small

1:05:00

packets so that way you could actually email

1:05:02

and text and stuff on cellular networks.

1:05:04

Yeah. And then after that they're like well

1:05:06

fuck that let's just like blow

1:05:09

the bandwidth apart with data and then instead

1:05:11

of selling minutes sell data and I mean that's

1:05:13

what the market did but it's like it

1:05:15

was wild it was really

1:05:18

good. Jay

1:05:19

I forget his name Jay

1:05:22

whatever was like the inventor like

1:05:25

kind of the guy who developed the Blackberry and then

1:05:27

Glenn Howardon's character is like the executive

1:05:30

that kind of sleazes his way in

1:05:32

to put it I'll just

1:05:34

leave it there but like it's it was really

1:05:36

good it was really interesting really well

1:05:38

acted and I think it's a little dramatized

1:05:40

because I don't know the real story but it's based on true

1:05:43

events it was it was very cool I recommend

1:05:45

it you should check it out. Yeah I'm gonna check that out. It's like

1:05:47

the story of Facebook. Kind of.

1:05:49

Social network was fucking good. It was a

1:05:51

great movie. I actually thought the the Winklevoss

1:05:54

twins army hammer was actually twins

1:05:57

because they did that so well it's just it's

1:05:59

just that

1:05:59

That's how I first got to know that person

1:06:02

as an actor. I was like, I don't know who this is, so maybe they're

1:06:04

his brothers. But do

1:06:06

that, I watched that a lot. And if nothing

1:06:08

else, Trent Reznor's soundtrack for that movie

1:06:11

was just a hit. So whenever

1:06:13

I was doing

1:06:14

really annoying coding homework, I'm

1:06:16

like, fuck it, just pretend you're developing

1:06:19

an amazing billionaire's website.

1:06:22

But it was like, no, I'm just coding how to

1:06:24

simulate a ball bouncing in

1:06:26

a certain environment,

1:06:29

right? And then Python, they're like, ugh. Python

1:06:31

sucks. Python was heinous. Do

1:06:34

we need this? I've dabbled in Python. Yeah. I

1:06:36

did. B Python. I don't like

1:06:38

it. Python was ass. I liked coding

1:06:41

in basic and in C++. Like

1:06:43

everyone else. Where it was basically like writing

1:06:45

words, telling a sentence to code.

1:06:48

Coding needs to get there again, where you can go,

1:06:51

instead of being like, okay, establish

1:06:54

integer x, x equals like, is

1:06:56

this, and then you use percentages, just

1:07:00

to put like comments to like tell

1:07:02

yourself what all these things are, and then you start

1:07:04

doing if then statement, all these things. Instead of that,

1:07:06

just be like,

1:07:07

all right, so there's a box, okay? And then

1:07:09

like that box exists, and it looks

1:07:12

like this. Maybe that's where we can actually

1:07:14

use AI. That's where AI is going. That's where

1:07:16

it should be, where you can just speak colloquially,

1:07:20

and then it goes, got it. I'll

1:07:22

turn that into the advanced code.

1:07:24

It would have made ordering your coffee a lot easier if

1:07:26

they could do that. They're just plugging the side

1:07:29

of the head, coffee is a drink, boom.

1:07:31

Oh yes, we have coffee. Yeah, we

1:07:33

got to go, we're good. It's a coffee. Right,

1:07:36

right, right, you just pull out your own ethernet

1:07:37

cable from your heart to them, and

1:07:40

then you go, they go, okay,

1:07:42

coffee. Getting

1:07:45

closer and closer to that, like iRobot

1:07:47

Future.

1:07:48

Yeah, that's a really interesting

1:07:51

movie, because I think it confronts

1:07:54

really interesting philosophical

1:07:56

ideas, right? Because there were the rules.

1:08:00

I don't remember, it's been so long since I've seen it,

1:08:02

but they were the rules that a robot had

1:08:04

to abide by. They were hard-coded into

1:08:06

them. But then the inventor of

1:08:09

the AI systems and the robots himself

1:08:12

was also toiling away kind of on a

1:08:15

sentient free-thinking AI, which is kind

1:08:17

of then the whole how the movie

1:08:20

unfolds. But

1:08:21

I don't know, I think it's going, man,

1:08:25

it was something that 10 years ago, we were like, it's bound

1:08:27

to happen, the singularity's gonna happen,

1:08:30

and a lot of people were like, yeah, probably in the 20s, maybe 30s. And

1:08:33

we were like, flying cars by the 2000s, am I

1:08:35

right? That never happened. But

1:08:37

then suddenly we're already here looking

1:08:40

back on AI conversations and

1:08:42

going like,

1:08:43

like again, it's still very rudimentary. I

1:08:45

think a lot of people have, think

1:08:47

it's way more capable than it is, or

1:08:49

they've heavily invested into it, and there's

1:08:51

a lot of ethical problems with it. But

1:08:53

I think give it 10 to 15 years, that shit's gonna be

1:08:56

spooky. What I'm waiting for,

1:08:58

and what I'm actually excited about, is

1:09:01

I

1:09:01

can't wait for, during this writer

1:09:03

strike, two separate networks trying to

1:09:05

write a fucking show using AI, and

1:09:07

they both make the exact

1:09:08

same thing. Because

1:09:10

they're both using chat, GPT, and then we all find

1:09:12

out about it. I cannot wait, it's going

1:09:14

to happen. There's no way it doesn't happen. There's

1:09:16

no fucking shot that that does not happen.

1:09:18

And then what would determine which one's better?

1:09:20

Would it be who they casted,

1:09:23

or just the overall directing?

1:09:25

Probably the casting, right? It's something you

1:09:27

can base it off of, right? It'd be casting, and then I guess

1:09:30

just DP.

1:09:33

It's definitely, that's going to happen in

1:09:37

the next year and a half. You think so?

1:09:39

Yes. I think it would

1:09:42

be a bold choice to put out an AI-created

1:09:44

show, from top to bottom, in the

1:09:47

next few years.

1:09:48

A journalist just got caught, because he used chat, GPT,

1:09:50

and written an article, and it just copy-pasted

1:09:52

an already existing article from four years ago. Yep,

1:09:55

and lawyers have been writing it. It just straight plagiarized

1:09:58

it, and he published it, and they were like, uh. I

1:10:00

wrote that like three years ago. And he's like, no. And

1:10:03

he's like, uh. Not that I would know. I mean,

1:10:05

couldn't you just ask, I'm assuming

1:10:07

you probably used like ChatGPT. You could just ask

1:10:09

ChatGPT, is this an already

1:10:12

written thing? Is this a published thing? Yeah, but that shit lies, dude.

1:10:14

It just has confident falsehoods.

1:10:17

And it can't even tell if what it's ingesting,

1:10:20

it doesn't even know itself. There's no footprint. Like

1:10:23

that college student who wrote

1:10:24

an essay and then ChatGPT

1:10:26

was like, I made that. And he was

1:10:29

like, no, I wrote this essay. Like the

1:10:31

AI did not write this essay. And he

1:10:33

like got it like a failing grade. I'm like, that's crazy.

1:10:36

Fuckin' hell, man. I didn't even

1:10:38

think about the reverse of it, like stuff you actually wrote.

1:10:41

They're just like ChatGPT is like, no, I did that.

1:10:42

Well, that's what the whole Reddit thing was about. Yeah.

1:10:45

It's like the AI people

1:10:47

wanna buy like all the information

1:10:49

on Reddit to teach the machines,

1:10:51

like to learn the machines. So like

1:10:54

it's like. It's a lot of data. It's a lot

1:10:56

of specific questions that get asked. And

1:10:59

that's a lot of people also thought the same thing for

1:11:01

Tesla and Elon. There's a lot of like,

1:11:03

again, it's a very hairy conversation I do

1:11:06

not dare to get into, but like the main

1:11:08

purpose behind Elon buying Twitter was to

1:11:10

have access to that data set. So then he could

1:11:12

in theory use that to train. Cause

1:11:15

like, what do they propose? Like

1:11:18

Tesla bots basically? Yeah.

1:11:20

Why is it just supposed to be racist? Like why would you buy Twitter

1:11:23

for that? I don't know, man. Mostly for like

1:11:25

human language and conversation, but you're right. What

1:11:29

happens is like it gets concentrated. Like

1:11:31

what do they say in programming? Garbage in equals

1:11:33

garbage out. So if it's feeding off shit

1:11:36

or other AI output, which could also

1:11:38

be just completely heinous, made up

1:11:40

nothingness, that's exactly

1:11:43

what you're gonna get out of it. And so I don't

1:11:45

know. Is anyone trying to sue the people

1:11:47

who

1:11:47

like who he bought Twitter off of? Well, he did that

1:11:50

before. Or was it the attorneys that

1:11:52

advise him or the people who advise him to buy

1:11:54

Twitter? I don't know. I don't know. Maybe

1:11:56

he would sue himself if he could. He's like,

1:11:59

I blame past.

1:11:59

for saying things that I shouldn't have. I

1:12:02

don't know. I don't know what he's up to anymore because

1:12:04

I just can't keep track of everything.

1:12:06

How much money is he have? A lot. He's

1:12:08

reclaimed the number one spot as the richest man in the world.

1:12:11

Yeah, because Tesla's like... 250% year-to-date.

1:12:15

230 billion or something like that? Yeah, did

1:12:17

you know that it would take 2,740 years if

1:12:21

you spent $1,000 a day to spend $1 billion?

1:12:24

And he has, like, a bunch of billions. And he has a bunch of

1:12:26

billions. And a lot of people have no money, so...

1:12:29

I just want to ask him for, like, a tenth

1:12:31

of a billion. Yeah. And I'm set

1:12:33

for the rest of my life as well as my generation. I

1:12:35

feel like I would... I feel like

1:12:37

I would take, like, 2

1:12:39

mil for myself, a mil for,

1:12:41

like, friends and family, and

1:12:44

then just all of it gone. Just gone.

1:12:47

It would take 69,000 years to

1:12:49

earn a billion dollars at minimum

1:12:51

wage. Well, someone just won the... They just started. I

1:12:54

think it was the Mega Millions, John. Oh, yeah. That's the

1:12:56

only time a billionaire will be taxed. Yeah, yeah.

1:12:58

They got taxed... I think the

1:13:01

jackpot was $1.2 billion. And then the

1:13:03

take-home was, like, $480 million. Yeah.

1:13:06

Again, only $7 billion. I don't

1:13:08

know if that's enough to retire, though. Yeah,

1:13:10

it's not enough. Yeah, I don't think I could retire

1:13:13

with that. You could spend $2,000 a day. Right,

1:13:15

right, right. I'm trying to buy two yachts because one

1:13:17

needs a helipad for the other. Right, right, right.

1:13:20

I don't want to land on the boat that I'm sleeping on. That's weird.

1:13:22

But I do want to land at sea. And

1:13:25

then you... And

1:13:26

then you... Tiny your helicopter over to the other guy.

1:13:29

Right, exactly. Thank you for understanding. Did

1:13:31

you see that the Magic

1:13:33

of the Gathering Lord in the ring is one of one ring? Oh,

1:13:36

yeah. It was sold for 2.6 and it was sold at

1:13:38

Post Malone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The

1:13:40

money. It's a Post Malone. That's awesome. An actual magic

1:13:43

player. Yeah, the video was really wholesome. Oh,

1:13:45

I didn't see his video. Yeah, the video was really wholesome.

1:13:47

Like, the guy who's, like... When Post Malone was looking

1:13:50

at it and, like, he was talking to it, he was

1:13:52

like... He just straight up goes, I'll take it. I'll buy it.

1:13:55

And they, like, hug and they, like, the guy, like,

1:13:57

goes in the tears. Did he buy from the person who found it? Yes.

1:13:59

Because the person that found it released a video. Of

1:14:03

him like unboxing or opening his hat. Yeah, it's like in his

1:14:05

hand, like in a sleeve. And

1:14:07

dude, he's just like shaking.

1:14:11

And he's like turning it around and then he's like turning

1:14:13

it back. I was like, honestly, I

1:14:16

don't know. I'd probably have to go for a drive.

1:14:18

I would unbox it, go no fucking

1:14:21

way, put it down. So go for a walk.

1:14:23

In like a sleeve, in a box, store

1:14:26

it in a cabinet, and then just go for a walk,

1:14:28

sit at a lake. You come back and your house is on fire.

1:14:30

Oh!

1:14:32

Yeah. I would just take

1:14:34

Jackie, just sit at a lake and go, okay.

1:14:36

Now what? Okay. I'm

1:14:39

not a Magic the Gathering player, but like, is it so

1:14:42

rare because they really did only print it. It is the

1:14:44

only one. So they

1:14:44

made a bunch, there's a bunch of cards that are like

1:14:47

the ring, but this is the only one that was like, it was like gold.

1:14:49

I have two of, I don't know if

1:14:51

it's actual gold. I have two of the other, the

1:14:54

ring. But then there's like other

1:14:56

minor rings, like a dwarven ring, an elvish

1:14:58

ring, and then a

1:15:00

human ring. There's only one of that one.

1:15:02

And it's like the fancy one. And when did

1:15:04

they print that one off? Was it like years

1:15:07

ago that they did that? No, probably this year.

1:15:09

Really? I thought it was like a

1:15:11

month ago. It released like a month

1:15:13

or two ago, and then someone found it. Someone

1:15:15

found it in that time, that's crazy. Took like two weeks

1:15:17

from release, two and a half weeks for it to be found.

1:15:20

Yeah. Charlie the Chocolate Factory. Because a lot of people

1:15:22

are like, they thought- 2.6 mil? Yeah. A

1:15:24

lot of people were saying- Like fucking hell. That's a lot

1:15:27

of money. That's crazy. I was just saying that like, well,

1:15:29

I don't think they're gonna release it. Cause like they make people buy

1:15:31

the card, so that's not gonna be an opening weekend

1:15:33

thing. Yeah. But- I

1:15:35

think they just put it out there. They found it pretty quick. Yeah, just put

1:15:37

it in a box. I mean, I don't play magic, nor

1:15:39

do I collect, but I

1:15:40

was like, I'm a huge talking

1:15:42

geek. And so I was like, I'm absolutely

1:15:45

gonna get in on that. And like, I have some really cool

1:15:47

cards. I don't know the value of any of them, nor do I care. I'm

1:15:49

just like, this art is really cool. And I love

1:15:51

how well, to my understanding, it blends

1:15:54

into the magic world. I love that. I

1:15:56

like the system

1:15:58

that they developed for the ring.

1:15:59

the burden system is really interesting.

1:16:02

So it feels like authentic

1:16:05

and not just like a catch breath. Yeah, not just like, yeah,

1:16:07

we skimmed it. You can play somebody else's deck with

1:16:09

it and it does have well-balanced mechanics

1:16:12

that feature what they're, like obviously you'd be strong

1:16:14

because you have the ring, but there's also the burden of it

1:16:16

like,

1:16:17

weighing on you. The psychic toll, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

1:16:20

But that's really cool. But

1:16:23

there was like, I think somebody was also

1:16:25

offering not nearly two million, but they were

1:16:27

like, I'll offer you 300,000 and you and I both take it to

1:16:31

a nearby active volcano and we chuck it

1:16:33

in together. Do I, like

1:16:35

honestly though, that's so sick.

1:16:37

Imagine you filmed that. That's so sick. I

1:16:39

mean, it would go viral, right? It's like

1:16:41

the Titanic, she throws the heart of the ocean. She goes, oh.

1:16:44

I'll be honest, if like

1:16:46

the highest price is like 500K, I

1:16:49

would take it 300K and do that. Mm,

1:16:51

yeah, I can see that. I would, but not

1:16:53

like, oh God, is it like six,

1:16:56

eight times as much? And then

1:16:58

the company goes, all right, we made another The Rain. Yeah, because

1:17:00

like, they're fucking assholes. What's

1:17:03

funny is it was like.

1:17:05

I mean, even if you get like a bit or a piece of it, it'd

1:17:07

probably still sell. Yeah, yeah, I

1:17:09

bit a piece off. You separate it into

1:17:11

four and you send it to the corner of the Earth.

1:17:13

Like Zodiac. Yeah, like Zodiac

1:17:16

or Dragon Ball. Dragon Balls and then

1:17:18

someone develops a radar. Yeah. Beep,

1:17:20

beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. It

1:17:23

was graded and

1:17:24

it was rated a TSA9. Which?

1:17:28

TSA9. TSA, excuse me, TSA9. It

1:17:31

was a TSA9. TSA9 doesn't mean that

1:17:33

you're allowed to fly, but like you have like 10 security

1:17:35

guards around you. Definitely

1:17:37

gets pulled for pat downs. It gets pulled

1:17:40

every time. I guess not have pre-check. No,

1:17:42

it's funny that it had a PSA9 and I

1:17:44

was like, come on, man. Like, you know, you're only

1:17:47

gonna put out one, print a couple, look

1:17:49

at them and be like, all right, this one's perfect. That's, yeah,

1:17:51

it really should. It's basically

1:17:53

like how. It's like how.

1:17:54

The car gets graded. Yeah. Like the

1:17:56

margin thickness. Oh. So it's great on numerous

1:17:58

things. Like,

1:18:01

honestly, if there's any marring

1:18:03

or scars on it, things like that. And then

1:18:06

also the big thing is the centering, because a lot of times

1:18:08

you'll have the artwork, and then there's like a border, so the centering

1:18:10

is like big too. And so like

1:18:12

they'll grade it on all that. It was a PSA nine?

1:18:16

That's actually really upsetting, that they make one of

1:18:18

one card, and it's not even like what

1:18:20

PSA would consider mint condition,

1:18:22

you know what I mean? Like,

1:18:24

maybe this- He gobbled

1:18:26

it too much when he ripped the pack open. Yeah, he was too

1:18:28

nervous and sweat on it, and it soaked up his

1:18:30

sweat and swole a little. He could've, I

1:18:32

mean, you could've, but- But it's also the only

1:18:34

one. I mean, it's the only one. I think

1:18:36

if it's one, it's always a 10. Even if it got a PSA

1:18:39

one. Honestly, I'm glad it's a nine. Then again, it's not

1:18:41

Pokemon cards. Pokemon cards, they get shoddy.

1:18:44

The printing on them gets shoddy. But if it

1:18:47

was a nine, a nine is still very, very,

1:18:49

very good. Maybe they're like, it's supposed to be off center.

1:18:51

That's a perfect 10.

1:18:53

And then PSA's like, we have nothing

1:18:55

to grade against. Perfect 10. It's the only

1:18:57

one. I'm sure they're happy to

1:18:59

get that graded over Beckett, which is

1:19:02

a big company. Can you imagine walking around with

1:19:04

that card? Because I think they drove it to the

1:19:06

PSA place to get it graded. Because

1:19:09

imagine trusting that, la la la, put

1:19:11

it in an envelope and just send it off. I mean, like, I was

1:19:13

like, it goes well. Insolent lawyer, and

1:19:15

then just go to PSA and then have

1:19:17

a written document for them to sign. I'm

1:19:19

handing this to you, you're grading this. And you

1:19:22

will give it back to you. It is in this condition.

1:19:23

Bodycam your whole life. The

1:19:25

whole thing, dude. That is way too much

1:19:28

money to mess around with. Is

1:19:30

he gonna do it? I also wouldn't

1:19:32

tell anyone. Right. He

1:19:35

stayed anonymous because he was gonna sell

1:19:37

to, there was a company in Spain, there was a toy

1:19:39

company in New York, there was somebody in England, and

1:19:42

they were all offering around that two mil. And

1:19:45

he was just like, I'll just sell it to these people

1:19:47

on the East Coast, I'll stay anonymous. But

1:19:49

then however Post Malone came

1:19:51

into the picture, that's

1:19:54

a much better person, I think, to go to. A

1:19:56

player that can afford it versus like

1:19:58

a collector who might not get.

1:19:59

might not ever get into the hands of somebody who deeply appreciates

1:20:02

what it is, but they see it as an asset, which

1:20:04

is kind of weird. Yeah, that's what went through a drop

1:20:06

chipper. He'll be like, oh

1:20:09

no. I mean, honestly, like. You

1:20:11

can say a little bit. I was like, I mean, like

1:20:13

if I was post, I would

1:20:16

reach out to my people and just tell

1:20:18

them, they're like, look, contact

1:20:21

Beckett and PSA, which is like the, I'd

1:20:23

start there, the two huge grading companies. If

1:20:26

this comes across your table for grading,

1:20:29

let them know that I'm offering this much money.

1:20:31

Because they would contact the seller at that point. PSA would

1:20:33

be like, oh my God, post Malone's

1:20:36

talking to us and they want to get it. Post

1:20:38

would just probably could just tweet. Hey,

1:20:40

if you got it, I'd like it. Oh, 100%. And

1:20:42

then everyone, it would make headlines.

1:20:44

But I don't know how he did it.

1:20:45

But like you said, there was a video of him. It

1:20:48

was when they were doing the sale. Yeah, when they were doing

1:20:50

the sale. He had like a pelican case for it. And

1:20:52

then you just like here, and Post

1:20:54

took it, and he was like, yeah, I'll take it. And it was like,

1:20:56

he banged it up. He just put it in his pocket.

1:21:00

Oh shit. He

1:21:02

actually just tucks it in his phone case. But I mean, like

1:21:04

he's happy to have it. But I mean, honestly,

1:21:06

that

1:21:07

over like the course of 10 years could

1:21:09

become more exciting. Oh, absolutely. And it will, it very

1:21:11

much will. Unless they decide to print

1:21:14

off another one that's an actual PSA 10. They

1:21:16

say, hey, we fucked up.

1:21:18

Want to make a 10. I think the 10 would

1:21:20

have a different value than the nine. Because it's the one.

1:21:24

This is the second one that felt bad that they have the reprint.

1:21:27

I gotta get my first edition Charizard graded.

1:21:30

You have a first edition Charizard? Yeah, first edition Charizard.

1:21:32

Hollow? How much does that go for? And how

1:21:34

hard have you lawyered up? Well,

1:21:37

it's in Spanish.

1:21:38

But it looks, the

1:21:40

centering looks

1:21:43

perfect, and there's no issues on it. So

1:21:45

first edition Charizard Spanish, I checked like a year

1:21:47

ago. If it's a PSA. It could be 10 bucks

1:21:50

right now. Stop looking at it. It could

1:21:52

be like 25 Gs. Yeah, 25 bucks, dude. 25, 25.

1:21:56

I was like, oh fuck. I get that graded,

1:21:58

and then I just keep it.

1:21:59

next to my PSA 9 Blastoise and

1:22:02

my PSA 10 Venusaur. Hell

1:22:04

yeah. And then boom. I used

1:22:06

to just have that fucking Charizard on my desk in a

1:22:08

goddamn case when I was working at IGN. And

1:22:11

I was like, oh, yeah, okay, it's a Taza. It's

1:22:14

worth like $100. So when I was like, holy

1:22:17

shit, why'd I do that? Yeah, that's risky. It

1:22:20

was just at my desk for years. At this point, you got to get

1:22:22

that shit insured. It's like a high level

1:22:25

art game, you know? It gets destroyed in a

1:22:27

house accident. Dog pee's on it, house

1:22:29

burns up, whatever.

1:22:29

Fuck, no one's do pee.

1:22:32

And they get the high arcs up

1:22:35

on the table. If you

1:22:37

lose collectibles like that in a fire, the insurance

1:22:39

company just pays you out the value of them, right? Yes. Interesting.

1:22:42

I think so. I'm guessing, and I'm just

1:22:44

giving answers like I know what I'm talking about. So

1:22:47

listen to me. Joe, you got a match. I

1:22:51

got you.

1:22:53

I'll be out of town. You don't even need to find a cell.

1:22:55

I'll be out of town. Yeah, you don't even

1:22:57

need to. Turn off your security cameras.

1:23:00

There's no evidence. You should be like, oh my god, something's

1:23:02

going on. We cut them on the wifi camera. We

1:23:05

could see them, balls first. It's

1:23:09

like, it's being my geolocation, and it's like

1:23:12

on the way to Fredo's house at the exact

1:23:14

moment that the house goes up in flames. And

1:23:16

then they're like, we got video evidence. And then it's

1:23:18

what Trevor did earlier, where he was like, it's a

1:23:20

fish eye angle. He was like this, and

1:23:23

I'm like, it's a fish eye

1:23:25

angle. He rolls up. He's

1:23:27

like Fredo promised me 20%. He promised

1:23:29

me 20%. He's running around. It's

1:23:32

like one of those GoPros in front of your face, but it's like at

1:23:34

the ball angle. So the close,

1:23:36

the foreground is all blurred out. Yeah,

1:23:38

but it's just you. Security

1:23:40

footage just shows him going to the house.

1:23:43

And then before he goes

1:23:45

to the light, the room on fire, he stops.

1:23:47

He's like, hold on, boot up the... Oh,

1:23:50

it's profile. It's like... We

1:23:53

see that you threw in a couple of PRs

1:23:56

and out of the scene of the cooking. No,

1:23:58

no, no, it was...

1:23:59

It was just my profile. That was Fredo. Fredo

1:24:02

sent the VRs, not me. I

1:24:04

didn't do it. I looked that strong. He's sleeveless.

1:24:08

It was all him. Oh my God. We

1:24:10

found your one load at the scene

1:24:12

of the crime. One load. He

1:24:15

just kicked all the walls. He just kicked all the walls.

1:24:19

Oh God. Well,

1:24:21

that was it, guys. That was a fun

1:24:23

one. Oh my God. That was a lot

1:24:26

of conversation. I got to go plan. Well, I

1:24:28

shouldn't say that. I got to go plan

1:24:30

some arson. He's so fortunate. And he still said it. But

1:24:34

like if you say it, they're going to be like, oh. But that's on

1:24:36

the company podcast. Obviously

1:24:39

he didn't do it because he said it publicly. Yeah, because

1:24:41

I'm just like, ha ha ha. Fredo's

1:24:45

house is on fire. I get $10,000. He

1:24:48

gets $100,000. He's

1:24:50

just a silly goose. In a hypothetical

1:24:52

situation like that, that would be hilarious. Ha ha

1:24:54

ha. Cut it.

1:24:57

Cut it. Bye.

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