1:58

found

2:00

me by someone else

2:02

yelling at me. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, yeah,

2:04

yeah. That's cool. That's like RTX. It

2:08

was. A little, yeah. It

2:10

was cool that people were recognizing

2:13

or wanted to take photos with Michael, not

2:15

because he was Michael. Yeah. Like, I just kept sitting

2:17

there going, they don't know he's

2:19

famous. Yeah, he had no idea. No

2:22

clue. They just want to take a picture because

2:24

he looks, he's dressed up shiny. Oh,

2:26

look at his fun outfit. I'm also drinking at this place.

2:28

Everybody was loving

2:30

Ken, men, women,

2:32

little dogs. Dogs. Dude,

2:34

it was great. It was glowing. That

2:37

sounds cool. It was actually glowing. That

2:39

sounds exciting. Little dog sounds really cool. Any

2:41

other dogs in any of these places? Well,

2:44

there was some puplet. It

2:46

was pups and pals. I was thinking actual

2:48

dog. So

2:50

was I, bud. Here

2:53

we are. We're poppin'. There was pups

2:55

and pals. It was. Bipedal dogs.

2:58

Wow. Wow, scantily

3:00

clad. Yeah.

3:02

It was interesting. It

3:04

was a good time. Jackie

3:07

wasn't there. She was hooked there. She just kept going,

3:09

woo. I was very entertained

3:12

by when they were taking their pants off.

3:14

It was back to back performers. I remember like four of them,

3:17

but it was like the form number two and three. Took

3:19

their pants down to their ankles and

3:22

had the hardest time getting

3:24

out of their pants. It was a struggle. What

3:26

was the hardest one? Oh, time. Time.

3:29

It went down. Doggy got bone. It was on their waist.

3:32

And it was a lot of like. Rough stuff.

3:35

While trying to dance. No.

3:36

Well, it's because they were in shoes. Get

3:38

your shoes. You got to take your shoes off. I was like, oh,

3:40

no. You're showing those tootsies, baby. I almost entirely

3:43

missed. So I don't know how long it was

3:45

happening, the grannies. What?

3:48

Dude. I sort of turned around and was like, oh, they're

3:50

grannies. And then it was gone. Yeah. So

3:52

I mean, the couple of times we've gone out,

3:54

there's been drag nights. And the

3:58

drag group will do a performance.

3:59

And after that, it's like boom music back

4:02

on. They're just in the club. They're usually on a

4:04

stage, but then the stage is open to anybody.

4:07

To anybody. To anybody. Boy,

4:10

I wonder what happened with the stage. Body.

4:13

Yeah. But at some point, I look

4:15

up and I go, whoa, it's a bunch

4:17

of people dressed up as

4:19

grannies. But like nightgown grannies,

4:21

wings. Nightgown grannies with the wings. They're

4:24

just throwing it back on stage. What the

4:26

fuck? They're like, yo, it's

4:28

grannies are throwing down right now. Body season, baby. Yeah.

4:31

Oh, yeah. That's cool. And then

4:33

this man was on stage. Oh, that sounds right. Everyone was

4:35

saying it was calling to me. Yeah. There were

4:37

people looking. Dude, you're on

4:40

and I went,

4:41

he's on stage.

4:42

Don't care about that. I turned around

4:44

like, there you go. He's looking, they're looking,

4:46

they're looking, they're looking. Everyone's

4:49

like, Ken! Ken

4:52

was there just to excite everybody else. So

4:54

I bought, I bought like a month

4:56

ago. I bought the

4:58

Ken costume from the Barbie movie

5:01

where it's his rollerblade costume. Hat.

5:05

Shirt. Yeah. It's

5:07

like a pink shirt, sleeveless shirt. Vest.

5:10

You get the sweat bands, the wrist sweat bands,

5:13

the shorts, and

5:17

like fake knee pads. Oh, okay. $60 on

5:19

Amazon. Oh, what a steal. It's

5:21

a costume. Yeah.

5:23

But it's like real close. Yeah. I

5:25

couldn't believe it. I got it and was like, whoa,

5:28

I'm just going to wear this. I

5:30

thought this is too good to be true.

5:32

But I'll dip my toe in. That's

5:34

awesome. $59.99 for it to

5:36

give hundreds a joyous

5:39

night. So when we go out and do

5:41

this, when I join you guys next time, are we doing? I'm going to have a new

5:43

costume. We doing like an Oppenheimer thing? I'm going to have a

5:45

new one. Dude. That's

5:47

fine. Yeah. And

5:50

that's, I'll do that too. I'm going to be Mondo Gecko. That's when they go,

5:52

that's when they go drop. You

5:54

got the go. The Oppenheimer.

5:56

The Oppenheimer.

5:59

And then we all come out fucking gauntish. Yeah. I've

6:03

eaten only apple slices. We

6:05

just sit naked in a chair. Hell yeah. That's

6:08

so cool. And then while we're at

6:10

like a deposition. Yeah. Someone's

6:13

camera. I'll be Robert Downey Jr. and I'm going

6:16

to be like, yes.

6:18

This movie's about me for some reason.

6:21

It's great. This is exciting. No,

6:23

it was a damn good time. And like,

6:26

yeah, I mean, I was texting

6:28

my co-op like, oh, I'm almost there, et cetera. And

6:30

so Jack and I get dropped off. We

6:33

are across the street in the corner. And I

6:35

just hear someone from the rooftops yell, hi,

6:37

Ken. I looked down. I'm like, whoa,

6:40

there's a guy dressed up as Ken. And then I

6:42

went,

6:43

that's Andy. That's Lindsay.

6:45

I'm like, Michael's the Ken. And

6:48

I called him. Like, he's like, hello.

6:51

I'm like, you dressed up as Ken. He's like, yeah.

6:53

I saw him walking out of the building. He's like, yeah. And I'm

6:55

like, I'm right across this. I

6:58

just walked in. It was super loud. And I

7:00

had like a panic moment where I'm looking at my watch. And I was

7:02

like, he'll never hear me.

7:04

He'll never hear me. And I was like, and I hit hands. And I walked

7:06

out. And I'm like, yeah. And I looked up. And

7:08

it's like, it's like sunny. He was just like,

7:10

I see you, Ken. Of

7:14

course. That's awesome. How

7:16

was the drag show?

7:17

It was entertaining. Yeah.

7:20

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a good time. I mean, it's

7:23

always good because it just riles up. Everyone

7:25

gathers to look at the stage. And

7:27

everyone's dancing. Lip

7:30

syncing is just fun to watch. Yeah.

7:32

I go to

7:34

a wrestling show here at AAPW.

7:37

And the owner's

7:40

husband does drag. And so once

7:43

a year, they do wrestling

7:45

and drag. So it'll be like two matches and then a drag

7:48

performance in the ring. And it's I

7:50

went with like wrestling. Is that right or no? No,

7:52

no, no, no. And that's the terrible

7:54

rule. It's all a terrible halftime party. It

7:56

comes in. Yeah. And so it's I

7:59

went with Dante from I.

7:59

like a few other people or whatever and then it's like throwing

8:02

money in the ring and all this stuff is a blast

8:04

and then at the end you know like the the

8:07

big bad guy comes out and he goes there this drag

8:09

sucks so whatever and then

8:11

one of the drag performers hits

8:13

them and then they all pop

8:15

and they like death drop on him and they're all throwing

8:18

money in the ring now imagine they're all throwing money in the ring.

8:20

That's

8:21

what I'm talking about. Dude, that's the coolest

8:23

thing.

8:23

It's funny because I was talking

8:26

to someone and they were like oh my god grannies?

8:29

Oh shit! No because we were at the bar

8:31

and Fredo just yelled y'all see the fucking grannies? That's

8:33

awesome. And it was great because the pup

8:35

show was scheduled. The grannies were

8:38

not. Like I said they were just there. You

8:40

think the pups were mad that the grannies were there? No

8:43

I think so. The pups were like they weren't gone yet

8:45

this is our time. Yeah they weren't growling. Because

8:48

again the grannies were there as

8:51

like the stage was just there. Yeah. And

8:53

like the

8:53

music was going they just rolled up the pup show

8:55

was like stop look. Yeah. It's

8:58

pup and pals and they got way more spotlight.

9:00

They got the spotlight and they got like music

9:02

that was you know. And I think they also got

9:04

some people shoving money in their pants. Well it was that.

9:07

I did like how they all had little pup

9:09

masks but then you do you had

9:11

a couple that had like uh little like tongues

9:14

that just kind of like flapped around. Yeah.

9:16

I think they're doing cigarette and then it was worse.

9:20

They'd be like dancing

9:21

and you just see the tongue flapping and I'm

9:23

like there it is. We got to do we got Vince Young steaks

9:25

and then and then just throw them. Yeah.

9:30

Bring for the pups.

9:31

This perfect. Well you get the dog. What one of you

9:33

has left is the doggy bag. Yeah

9:35

the doggy bag for the ball to that seems

9:38

like a real uh barbenheimer.

9:40

Oh yeah like big

9:43

oil can and Vince Young's. You

9:46

gotta do it in the right order. There's gonna be

9:48

an order. You

9:50

gotta get doggy bags for the pup show. Yeah.

9:52

I'm like I'd be down to eat a steak. There's no matter.

9:55

Right. Like having a good time.

9:59

Do you think the Grannies were just like a bachelorette party or something?

10:02

Like they were just like going out? Like that's all that was. It

10:04

was guys. No, it was the drag. Oh

10:07

yeah. It was the drag performance. This is

10:09

the part that was left out of the whole guy. It

10:11

was a ton of dudes in nightgowns

10:14

with drag

10:14

wigs on. That's why I said they

10:16

had wigs. I said they had gangs

10:18

and wigs. I've seen women put on wigs.

10:21

Right,

10:21

yeah. I just, I didn't, didn't even put your

10:23

wigs on. Based on everything you've heard, it's what an

10:25

insane assumption that it was a stage

10:27

full of women as Grannies. The

10:30

pups were men too. I will,

10:32

I will. Oh, I know. I know. I

10:34

looked at pictures and I looked at Andy

10:36

going, mmm. Dude, the memiest

10:39

photo that we've seen. We all started

10:41

yelling, that's a meme, that's a meme. Like

10:43

in the club. You showed me today

10:46

and it's the first thing that I said. It was

10:48

a meme. A hundred percent. Oh yeah, oh yes.

10:50

His little

10:50

face. It rules. No, they just like

10:53

all threw the gowns on and then ran up there and then

10:55

they were Grannying. Yeah, it was cool, man.

10:59

There's episode 400. Yeah. Oh,

11:01

is it? Damn. Wow. Yeah,

11:04

right. Cameron, what do we got? Pizza on the way.

11:06

Pizza. There we go. All right, message

11:08

him and I said, hey, he's like, hey, can you be on this? And

11:10

I went, yeah. Hey, work with Kat and get

11:12

us pizza. Can you get us pizza? Dude, I'm so happy.

11:15

And I told Michael and Michael was happy. Oh

11:17

yeah. Sounds good, right? Who's gonna, yeah, who's

11:19

gonna be upset about pizza? Pizza? No

11:21

one. Probably the terrorist. No one, but I mean

11:24

like, you could be like a, okay,

11:26

cool pizza. That's out of my fucking sight. Somebody

11:28

said that they were gonna be on a cut pretty soon. So that's when

11:30

they might get upset about pizza.

11:32

Look, I'll give her some

11:34

time. She's throwing carbs in me. Yeah.

11:37

She's just thicken me up. Alfredo, you just neutralized them.

11:40

That's true. I gotta find a way. Just

11:43

to do more. How much protein is in

11:45

Domino's? Not enough. Not

11:47

enough for your mouth. Is it a good amount of cheese? Extra

11:50

cheese, pepperoni? How much protein

11:52

is in a little bag of Doritos in the kitchen? Three

11:54

grams.

11:56

Three. Now you don't need it for protein, but that's a bonus. Uh-huh.

11:59

Fuck, I'm scooping up three. That's

12:01

what my wife will do when she's eating candy. She goes, hmm, there's a

12:03

little bit of protein in this probably. And I'm like,

12:06

are you looking for protein? And she went, it's good

12:08

for me. And that's not how this works. It's

12:11

got fiber. It's got

12:13

fiber. When you eat nerds' rope, you're not eating

12:15

a rope. You're not eating a rope. What do you think? The

12:18

rope that connects them that could be dairy based. Is

12:20

it going to be? Oh, a gram? A dairy

12:23

one. A gram. I've

12:25

been seeing a lot of people drinking raw milk. You

12:27

know about this? No. It's like unpasteurized.

12:29

That's really bad, isn't it? It's incredibly

12:32

bad. And it's like it tastes bad. Well, is

12:34

this supposed to cure something? Well, no. It's

12:36

a thing where you have an idea of, well, it's

12:40

natural, so it's better for you. And then it's just

12:42

people replying and going, hey, I'm

12:44

not trying to like, you do whatever you

12:46

want to. I'm a doctor. This is going to kill you. Don't

12:49

do this. And it's fucking gross. It is. It's not

12:51

good. No. It's like them days ago. No, we already

12:54

probably shouldn't be drinking milk from other

12:56

things. Oh, we certainly shouldn't be. I think I have so many problems.

12:58

Try and stop me. You

13:00

couldn't stop me before. You're not moving me

13:02

now. In no way. So

13:05

it's people drinking raw milk. And then it's like when

13:07

you go to the doctor, that's like one of the questions

13:10

where it's like, if you had any unpasteurized dairy,

13:12

and I've never thought about that, and that's a real

13:14

fucking thing. I also like the term like raw milk.

13:17

Raw. Have you cooked your milk yet? Mm,

13:19

yum. Milk's usually a thing that's ready

13:21

to go by the time you're getting it. Right.

13:24

You really got to go out of your way to get for

13:26

a humble meal. I think you get it from like Amish people.

13:28

I think Amish people go, here you go.

13:29

I tell you what though, they got good cheese. Hey, nothing wrong

13:32

with that. I've been eating it. Thanks, I was a little boy.

13:34

Amish cheese? Oh yeah, remember when I was going

13:36

to Pennsylvania? Oh,

13:39

absolutely. Yeah, we lived

13:41

in New Jersey. That was vacation. Yeah.

13:44

No, you were going to somebody's farm. Vacation. There'd

13:46

be people that just have farms, and you could just roll up,

13:48

and they would just have,

13:50

because it's tourist shit. So

13:52

they have a real farm, but then it's like when the fucking

13:54

tourists come by, we sell them cheese, we sell them jams,

13:57

kitchen kettle village. I'll come

13:58

back with a million little jams. They've got

14:00

millions of flavors. My mother

14:03

still will visit me and bring me

14:05

frozen goat cheese. Really? That

14:07

she got from. That's great. I do like the idea though, again,

14:10

because it's like when she buys it, she buys it or whatever. It's like, I

14:12

got this fresh from the farm. It's fresh. And

14:14

then you froze it for six months. Let me take it

14:16

out of the Yeti cooler. Fresh

14:19

cheese, right from the goat. But

14:21

I go, give me it. Oh yeah, goat

14:24

cheese, great cheese. Maybe top

14:26

tier cheese. I think it's better than cow cheese.

14:28

I think it's better than cow cheese. It's pretty good. I'll

14:30

second that. Absolutely.

14:32

I just go, okay, American or Provolone?

14:35

Oh my God. There's so many options

14:37

out there. There's once in a while, go, ooh, chicory board,

14:39

fancy. So many options out there. This cheese

14:41

is gooey. It's simply a Pepper Jack. Yeah, Pepper

14:44

Jack. I do a Koti. I've been doing like a dash. I'm all

14:46

on Koti Hot Cheese. Yeah, that's good. I don't know how to

14:48

say most of them.

14:49

Koti has really good. Koti has a lot of Flaxaca cheese.

14:51

It's gotta be like a cheese store around here that's got like

14:53

fancy cheese. Yeah, I mean most regular

14:55

grocery stores have. Yeah, H-E-B. You

14:58

go to their cheese section, it's insane. Really?

15:01

Oh, their cheese section's fucking crazy. I just get distracted

15:03

by their meal ready stuff.

15:05

Yeah, well you gotta go not

15:07

meal ready. You gotta go cheese ready. Especially

15:09

if you go to like buy two, get third one free.

15:12

You

15:12

have to go pass up buy

15:14

two,

15:14

get a third one free, ready

15:16

to go, okay? That's dinner free.

15:19

Almost got a free meal, but then Joe asked

15:21

for lunch. So cool about my food. And

15:23

I kept saying, Joe, I love you. You're like

15:25

the kids that I was friends with growing up and

15:27

it's like, oh, you gotta buy one free for six flax. That's

15:29

awesome, you buy and I'll come for free. I saw a

15:31

woman from South Line about like, I went on a first

15:33

date with this guy to the zoo and he's like, hey,

15:35

it's our first date, do you mind paying for yourself? And she's like,

15:38

oh yeah, no problems. She's like, I paid for

15:40

myself. And then he pulled out a coupon for a two

15:42

for one. So he didn't have to pay. I'm like,

15:44

that's incredible. I was like, guys, a genius.

15:46

13 going. So wild. 13 going.

15:49

We'll each pay half. Yes, exactly. And they're like,

15:52

yeah, but you're buying one free. Like, you were gonna go anyway.

15:55

Anyway, it's insane that guy's single, huh? Right.

15:58

Oh, man. You

16:00

pay for your ticket. I want the Coke cans. Yeah,

16:02

don't worry, I got you. This first season

16:05

passed a knot. I want to get a

16:24

lot of money. Right.

16:27

Yeah. You got a day. You got

16:29

to spend a. Go where you can pay

16:32

for yourself. Exactly. Do you think he suggested

16:34

the zoo because he had the coupon or do you think they suggested

16:36

the zoo together and then he found the coup? I

16:38

don't know. I think probably suggested zoo because

16:40

it was a fucking cheap day. Yeah. Cheap

16:43

day. Right. It's like a theme

16:45

park, right, where it's expensive to get in, but then they

16:47

get you inside. There's a million things.

16:50

The zoo is like that, but there's nothing inside. Yeah. There's

16:52

just some food and shit. Yeah. You're

16:55

like a million dollars. Right. Yeah.

16:57

I bet he was

16:57

like cheap as fuck. You walk around. It's

17:00

all free. I get in for free. The zoo I grew up with

17:02

was the San Diego Zoo and they

17:04

are getting you. Okay.

17:06

That makes you. Yeah. Yeah.

17:09

And so that's what I thought all zoos were. I

17:11

went to others. I worked at a different zoo

17:14

and that was right off a freeway and it just

17:16

had a bunch

17:16

of monkeys and I drove a little train.

17:19

Hey, Mario guys and do Mario

17:21

anymore. Yeah. I'm an ambassador.

17:24

Charles Martin. What does that mean? It

17:26

just means he's going to run around going. It's

17:29

a used to be me. It used to

17:31

be me. Yeah. I

17:33

just want to send places. I guess he's just going

17:35

to be like. It's like

17:37

it's like when a king retires. Yeah. So

17:40

he'll just go around and go, I used to be the king.

17:43

Uh huh. What? What?

17:46

What about it? I went to a wrestling show

17:48

and there was a British guy and he's like, they disrespected

17:51

my flag. I was like, I'm going to stand not for my people, not

17:53

for my country and not for my king

17:55

and everyone laughed at him. It

17:58

was not a moment where you're supposed to.

17:59

to laugh at him and he got sorry and it

18:02

was awesome. Charles? Yes,

18:04

me too and that's why everyone laughed.

18:07

They always fucking King Charles. I just

18:09

went, what does

18:09

that even mean? Like King in general? Oh,

18:11

he means the actual. He means actually King Charles.

18:14

I forgot there's a king. He's like on the microphone,

18:16

he's like, for my king and everyone went, and

18:18

he went, and he put I on! It

18:20

was so good. It was so

18:23

awesome. It was a lot of fun. Where's this

18:25

pizza? Cat,

18:26

hurry up. Dude, a

18:29

movie? That's your last warning. Next

18:31

time he's gonna talk to you like you're Larry. Oh

18:34

no, no. Don't talk to me

18:36

while my dad is telling me a

18:38

lot of misinformation

18:38

about what the

18:41

fuck is going on. About a wedding and. Hey,

18:43

you don't have a room. Yeah, I do.

18:45

No, I took care

18:47

of it. Also, your grandmother got into

18:49

a jet pack and she swam around. Hey,

18:52

pick up your grandparents, they're fucked.

18:54

All right, thank you so much. There's a two

18:56

for one wheelchair special.

18:59

Your grandmother got a wheelchair and

19:02

then your grandfather slipped in a coupon and

19:04

was like, and I get one for free. I'm having

19:07

a life. Yeah, that was great

19:09

too, because that

19:11

was a weekend where that was happening. Pizza

19:13

time! That was happening, and

19:15

we were, that was when we went to the beach, and

19:18

he was doing that. Oh yeah!

19:21

So I was standing in his x-rays. All

19:23

of us going woo! Yes, and

19:26

it was

19:26

him looking sat out a window. Or

19:29

like standing in a field and there was cows. It's like

19:31

raining in Denver. There's so many pizzas. There's

19:33

three pizzas, well it's for proof. Yeah, I

19:35

know, but they put it here. Okay, this one's the Cheezer. This

19:38

one's the Supreme. And

19:40

that one's me! Oh,

19:43

I don't wanna do that. Is there a plate?

19:45

Look at this, oh the motherfucker,

19:48

look at him go. We know how much he wanted to

19:50

hear us eat. Yeah, welcome to episode 400 where we're eating

19:52

pizza. Thank God this isn't face jam.

19:54

We don't eat food. We don't eat food on that show. No, it's constant

19:56

and silly we do. Not face jam. That's

19:59

a different show.

19:59

You're talking about spit and silly the segment in Face Jam. That's

20:02

correct. You're talking about spit and silly the show. Which

20:05

is on the Face Jam RSS feed. Right. Is

20:07

not Face Jam.

20:08

It's not, no. All right, which pizza are you starting with,

20:11

Fredo? I'm gonna go with this one. You're gonna go with that. And

20:13

then I'm gonna get a slice of cheese. You're gonna get

20:15

this one? Dude, I am. You're

20:18

just gonna, there you go. Just like we each

20:20

take a bite at a time. That way we offset

20:22

the chews. So one, someone's always

20:25

talking, but more importantly, someone's always

20:27

chewing. Yeah. I wanna make sure someone's

20:29

always chewing. What is

20:31

he? I took a,

20:33

no, so I took Grandma to the

20:35

movies yesterday. Yeah. Grandma's in town.

20:38

She's around for a while.

20:38

So, yeah. She's

20:41

like, I'm gonna stay three months. I'm like, you stay three weeks.

20:44

Let's tone it down. That's

20:47

ambitious. Bring

20:49

her to the club next time. She wants to go. And

20:52

she was like, I go to the club. I'm

20:55

like, Grandma, we're gonna be there till like two o'clock. She's

20:57

like, I went last year with John,

21:00

my younger brother. And she was like, we were out

21:02

till three o'clock. And I went, okay.

21:05

Hell yeah.

21:06

So, yes, I forgot to tell you that. She

21:08

wants to go to the club. It's

21:10

so good to see that Jack and I went. We took her

21:12

to see Stray's. The new like raunchy

21:15

dog movie with Will Ferrell and

21:17

Jimmy Fox. Yeah, was that the animated one? Yeah, it

21:19

was. CG dog. Oh, that's

21:21

right. That movie ruled my brain. Really? It

21:24

was really hilarious. Wow. One,

21:26

there's a lot of stuff that are just like,

21:29

there are just so many moments that are relatable.

21:32

Jimmy Fox's character

21:34

is talking to Will Ferrell's character. And he's like,

21:36

Will Ferrell's character is a new Stray dog. And he's

21:39

like, just chumming

21:41

the ropes. But then essentially it was like, yeah, you don't want to

21:43

be attached to a human. Look

21:46

at that, look at that. They're collecting our poop. For what?

21:48

I don't know. I think it's for chocolate though. And

21:50

it was great. And

21:53

then they rolled up to one dog because they were trying

21:55

to figure out directions. And it was like a golden retriever.

21:58

But the golden retriever,

21:59

The Golden Retriever owner was standing next

22:02

to him, and the Golden Retriever

22:04

barked, and then they're at a carnival,

22:06

and this woman missed throwing her ball, and

22:09

the owner and the woman didn't know each other, so then

22:11

she turned back, she's like, oh, your dog made me miss, and

22:13

he's like, oh, I'm sorry, he does that. He's like, let me pay for

22:15

another throw for you. And

22:19

the dog started narrowing, and the Golden Retriever was like, he's

22:23

my owner,

22:23

he's the best. Little did she

22:26

know that he's not saving her, she's

22:28

saving him. They rolled up, and they

22:30

were like, yo, what's up? And then

22:32

he just kept narrating, and

22:36

then they're like, yo, do you know where this

22:38

plays at? And he just kept narrating, and then Jamie Foxx

22:40

was like, he must be one of those narrator dogs.

22:42

He's like, no one's fucking listening to your story!

22:45

And then they laughed, and he was like, no

22:49

one ever listens,

22:51

but no one ever knows that my owner

22:53

has

22:54

murdered three people and

22:56

buried them in the backyard, but no

22:58

one hears my cries. I was like, holy shit!

23:02

It was a dark movie. It was great. Isn't the

23:04

whole fucking premise of the movie that Will Ferrell's character

23:06

dog is trying to get back to his owner to bite his dick

23:08

off? Yes. Okay, that's what I thought. Wow!

23:11

I saw one trailer, and that's all I remembered

23:13

from it. That movie rules. It was funny

23:15

throughout the whole entire movie. That's cool. What

23:18

was the name of the Will Ferrell dog? I know it's something stupid.

23:21

Reggie. Yeah. Reggie.

23:23

Reggie the dog. Reggie the dog. You

23:25

know, a dog is a little dog. You can't name a dog

23:27

anything. Yeah. Like the Taco Bell dog.

23:30

What was his name? Gidget.

23:33

Gidget? That's right. I never knew his

23:35

name. You had to get it out. And it was a girl.

23:38

Oh! What is

23:40

that?

23:41

Fucking wild. I knew none of this. Fucking wild.

23:44

Probably not that wild. Most dogs on TV are- That's

23:47

the craziest fact girls- Are you ever heard?

23:49

Because they don't want their dicks hanging out. I've

23:51

never thought about that. Oh, yeah. It's

23:54

pretty.

23:55

I went over to my friend's house, and his mom's

23:57

visiting, and she brought her dog, and it's a little-

24:00

Chihuahua thing like this big, but he still

24:02

has his balls and it looks so weird It

24:05

looks so weird to see a dog. He's still his ball.

24:07

I don't know Yeah, why you let a dog was he like hump

24:10

and mark

24:10

everything? No, he's just like he's chillin

24:12

most of the time, but then he jumps on you and you go Dog

24:18

balls all over me. Yeah, fuck it's

24:20

messed up

24:22

Yeah, I've never I've never had a dog with dog

24:24

balls. Mm-hmm. Me either. I mean like,

24:26

you know You don't hold

24:28

it against them when they're born and you say we're gonna

24:30

fix that I'm gonna get those right out of there.

24:33

Yeah, don't worry. That's how I get rid of them. We'll take

24:36

care of it I just meet pounding his sack. I

24:39

Smashed him in the bits and then you can pee him out. Oh My

24:42

god, that's what I do. It's

24:44

where the piece also my dogs never live past

24:46

a year. It's weird Have

24:48

all these dead sick dogs. No, they're

24:50

healthy. They just died No

24:54

balls I'm

24:56

doing it for Bob

24:59

99 99. Mm-hmm. Bob Barker.

25:02

Yeah that tweet the fucking life living

25:05

closest to 100 without going over I thought was very funny.

25:08

I have a friend who thinks that if you live to 100

25:10

he's from Mississippi Is this important

25:12

to the story? Okay, if you live to 100,

25:16

that's the only way you've lived a full life Like you're

25:18

in the post game now like Prince Andrew died or whatever and

25:20

he was 99 and he did my friend

25:26

Andrew

25:29

does what man? He's

25:31

so close to living a full life. It's

25:34

a fucking prince. What are you talking about? Yeah,

25:36

but he's only 99 It's just a kid

25:38

great Take it too soon

25:41

I Was

25:45

reading something not that long

25:47

ago about like age Like

25:50

expectancy like current generations

25:52

or whatever and it's like it's

25:55

just going up. Yeah, right and

25:57

it was something like

26:00

It was like if you, like, medically,

26:04

usually speaking, if you live

26:06

like past 100 and

26:09

don't have any sort of like ailment, you just

26:11

sort of go. You just sort of

26:13

can continue to be alive. And

26:16

I was reading it and it was like, yeah,

26:18

like somebody might live like 130, 135. I'm

26:21

like, that's crazy. And I'm reading about it. It's just

26:23

like a bunch of people who are, I mean like already

26:26

the oldest age, it's

26:26

almost 120 already. It's like 120, 124 or

26:28

something. Something like that. What?

26:32

Yeah. And it's like,

26:34

I just try to wrap my head around like, not just being like 100

26:36

or like 110. Being 110, be like,

26:38

time to start my day. Yeah. That's

26:41

crazy. You know they start their day at like 4

26:43

a.m. And they end their day at 4 p.m.

26:46

Bro, if I can be like

26:49

functioning, even if I'm slow

26:51

as fuck, that's crazy. I just want to do

26:53

stuff. Get going on it.

26:55

I just need to put a little controller

26:57

in my hand. Yeah, turn

26:59

it down to slow mode. Definitely

27:02

put it on easy. Yeah, they'll

27:04

have that shit locked in. Accessibility option.

27:06

They already have fucking story mode, okay? By

27:09

the

27:09

time I'm 135, I'm not even true. You

27:12

don't even need the controller anymore at that point. But

27:15

I'm old school, Cameron, I like it. That's

27:17

fair. Imagine saying back

27:20

in my day, and I'm like, all right, 100 years ago. Imagine

27:23

being alive and telling someone that something

27:25

happened to you 100 years ago.

27:27

We're

27:29

like mid-30s, and what you're talking

27:31

about would be another 100 years.

27:35

Right. Right, that's right.

27:38

Oh yeah, 100 years ago when I was 37. What

27:41

the fuck? I feel

27:43

like that's a long fucking time. Do you

27:46

think it'll age, will

27:48

fold back into itself? Now

27:50

we're living so long. Benjamin Button?

27:53

No, in the sense of like, people are like,

27:57

life expectancy is shortening

27:59

because of, I don't know. microplastics or

28:01

like we just have our radio. Are

28:04

we gonna mess up the world enough that we're gonna like retry

28:06

that into like dine at 80? It's

28:08

also, you know, assuming, you know, it's all

28:10

like you don't have any

28:12

like major, you know, people

28:15

are like, oh, I was born with this disease. I don't think they're

28:17

gonna live to 130. But then,

28:19

you know, you gotta imagine, it's gotta be like, you probably

28:21

need to live like a human life, like an actual human

28:23

life, you

28:24

know? That's, it'd be crazy

28:26

if you just get some like fucking schmuck

28:28

slob. I was like, I'm all right. You

28:30

know what I mean? Like, what's your secret? Nothing.

28:33

Yeah. I like when they

28:36

ask people that on like morning shows and stuff, it's like,

28:38

she turned 118, what's your secret? And she goes,

28:40

I drink two Dr. Peppers every day. And

28:42

it's like, I don't, I feel

28:44

like that would be a hindrance to you,

28:46

no? I guess there's genetics at that point.

28:49

Keep going. Yeah, it's just that. It's just

28:51

a lot of times there's not something so clearly scientific

28:53

to point

28:54

through. Yeah, well, I do three, I jump three

28:56

times. And I go across the threshold.

28:58

Oh, well then that's, well, okay, well that's the magic thing.

29:00

I will start jumping three times and drink two Dr. Peppers. No,

29:02

and her goes, what's your secret to 120? And they go,

29:04

oh, well this serum I found. Yeah, it's like a serum

29:06

later. Oh,

29:09

are you guys not taking the live forever serum? Right,

29:11

right, right. No? There's so much

29:13

of it. We got more of that shit than water.

29:16

Start drinking it. We actually are running

29:18

out of water too. So we should stop drinking the live forever

29:21

serum. It's really causing

29:23

a lot of trouble. I've enjoyed the 45 record

29:25

breaking days or

29:27

whatever it was where. You

29:29

enjoyed it? It was hot? That's great,

29:31

I said make it hotter. Oh yeah? Turn

29:33

it up. Is it the best you've got? Oh my God.

29:37

Oh my God. It was 107 degrees yesterday. It

29:40

was unbelievable. Brutal.

29:43

It's so hot. We could live

29:45

in Arizona. Right, which is again,

29:48

I wanna be really clear, camera on me, worst

29:50

state in the union, Arizona. Don't

29:53

live there. Move. Right. Move

29:56

anywhere else. I know,

29:56

wait, wait, oh, I'm from Flagstaff.

29:59

You don't have to be in Flagstaff. Take the flag, staff, move. Take

30:01

the flag with you. You

30:03

get one of those poles on your house, little slot,

30:06

the staff. The flag

30:08

and the staff. Well, no, but you put that

30:11

in something. Yeah, the holder. Move

30:13

to Holder, California, put on your flag. Get

30:15

a new one, leave the holder. Take the flag,

30:18

get a new holder. They'll be waiting for you by the

30:20

time you get there. I just can't believe

30:22

people choose to live in Arizona. Insane,

30:24

hubris.

30:25

Yeah, hubris. I mean, I'm at this

30:27

point not really choosing to live here. I'm just

30:29

sort of accepting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe it's

30:31

the kind of that situation. You think so? I'm

30:33

hoping. People are like in Phoenix going like,

30:36

Guess I'm not. Yeah, that's

30:38

what I do. Can we tell? Housing is cheaper

30:41

though, now we're talking right. I don't know that

30:43

it's so much cheaper. I'm

30:46

trying to see what the reason is. If

30:48

you're looking for Arizona here.

30:50

If you're looking for cheaper housing, you got other,

30:53

there's like, you go to like Des Moines. You know what I mean?

30:55

Like, that's a state? Des Moines, Iowa. Oh,

30:57

I thought it was the city one. I was just naming the only city

31:00

in Iowa. Other than maybe Iowa

31:02

City, which that seems lazy at

31:04

that point. That's what I'm saying. That's

31:06

why you go Des Moines. And there's New York, but that's classy. Yeah, that's classy. This

31:09

classy New York City. It's Times Square.

31:11

Yeah. It is.

31:16

Times Square. Yeah.

31:22

When I went to New York, I went to Times Square

31:25

and- That asshole confused

31:27

me. It's Times Square. Times

31:30

Square. And you have to say it like a New York rat.

31:32

Otherwise it doesn't-

31:33

You come out of the store and you go, oh,

31:35

oh, times a square. When

31:37

we do a pigeon thing, we'll get him to be a rat.

31:39

You guys are doing a pigeon thing? Yeah, we'll

31:42

tell you about it later. Oh, that's exciting. It's

31:44

very exciting, actually. I cannot wait

31:46

to be in Times Square. Oh

31:48

my god, it's your perfect story. Definitely.

31:50

I know, I know. I

31:52

set it up this morning. Holy

31:56

shit, that's gonna roll. I'm excited for

31:58

whatever the fuck you're talking about.

32:01

I can't wait for this thing, I

32:03

don't know what it is. Just

32:05

jump on and do what you did. That's the kind of joy and delight

32:07

Alfredo and I like to bring to the table. It's a lot of fun.

32:10

You know, and I really, I sit there

32:12

and I look and I go, hey, that Saturday

32:14

night that we went out, like

32:16

that was awesome. Everything worked,

32:19

solid crew, locked in, all

32:21

that. The gayest

32:24

of gay nights surrounded by gays and

32:26

lesbians and everything. Two

32:29

straight guys, just straight going, everybody

32:31

let's go out. And then everyone

32:34

shows up and then they just take us. We,

32:37

I mean all the

32:37

arrangements and then, and then Griff gets there and I go,

32:39

what do I do? Oh, that's good. Follow

32:42

me. I think you maybe just sold that. That's why it's so legit.

32:45

It's awesome. Everyone there is an expert.

32:48

I just do the parenting thing. This

32:50

is where

32:50

we're going. This is where we're meeting. Lock it in. Again,

32:53

Griff is like sending me intel like damn, like, hey,

32:55

this is what's going down. This is what's going

32:57

down in the community. He's

33:00

like, oh, all right, let's change plans. We'll divert here. Then

33:03

I get there and I go, I'm Ken, where do I go?

33:06

That's why it rules. It's awesome. That's

33:08

like the

33:09

difference here. This is, Cameron's me

33:11

when we get there. It's like, Cameron, what do I

33:13

do? He's like, he's doing now. I go, what do I do? He's

33:15

like, I've got you. It

33:18

was awesome. This guy came to the after

33:20

party. Yeah, dude. It was a good

33:22

time. Hot tub at like four a.m. Oh my god.

33:24

Oh yeah. We'll leave until like 4.45 is

33:27

when I left. See, again,

33:29

that was strategic. It was the last time we did

33:32

it. It's like you hit that like two a.m. And

33:34

your gremlin's like, we gotta go somewhere.

33:36

Yeah, we were like two a.m., we're leaving. We're out of there.

33:38

Of sound body and mind, we're gonna get out of there. Maybe

33:41

hot tub? Hold it off.

33:44

That was a good time. There's a lot of cards on

33:46

the table. It was good. Cameron

33:48

left half of his outfit up my house. Yeah. I

33:50

just kept finding pieces that he was wearing in my backyard.

33:53

Like left side or right side? It's

33:55

more

33:56

top. Oh, got it. I dress

33:58

left to right. That's yeah. I was like, what?

34:01

I put one pant leg on, gotcha. And then

34:03

one shirt sleeve, gotcha. And then I do

34:05

the head of my shirt. He had a lot of accessories.

34:08

Oh. I gotta work on that. Accessories guy,

34:10

huh? It's all in my pocket. Yeah. So

34:13

first thing you mean I came to his wallet. Yeah, I left

34:15

my wallet, which was the big one. Yeah, gave his wallet. Which

34:17

is fucking huge, by the way. You had

34:20

a giant wallet. Yeah, that's old school.

34:22

The worst thing was, because I definitely, I woke

34:24

up. And I'm

34:26

always the guy that gets up, taps his pockets, and makes

34:29

sure he has his own wallet keys. Yeah. I

34:31

was just so tired, I just didn't. Not

34:33

always. And so

34:37

I broke my streak. And

34:40

I was like, it's in one of two places,

34:42

and I really hope it's at Michael's house. Because

34:44

it was that or the bar. And the

34:47

issue was, I had shit to do on Sunday. I

34:49

didn't need my wallet. But to

34:52

get out of my parking garage, it's like a swipe

34:54

card. Oh, no. It's in my wallet. And

34:57

so I had to go and like,

35:00

I basically had to go bribe the leasing

35:02

office to let me out. Oh, nice. But

35:04

you could have told me you needed it. What did you bribe them with?

35:06

You didn't have your wallet. I'll give

35:08

you all the money. Oh, no. He said

35:10

they can come with us next time. He goes, hey, you and

35:12

a pup lie? Yeah.

35:15

Hey, a bunch of dogs in here or what? Does that do anything

35:18

for you? I'm listening. Dude,

35:22

I mean, a great choice when we went out,

35:24

because we

35:25

went out like. It's a bracelet. I

35:27

assumed it went around your neck. I

35:30

honestly. I found it's

35:33

a black band with a cross on it. This

35:35

is like a kinky. Yeah, yeah. Like

35:37

around the neck type. I mean, it is long. I

35:40

found that stranded in my backyard.

35:43

And again, and this is the beauty of it. This

35:46

is the beauty of it. Finally. Here's what I like. We

35:48

know the crew, right?

35:50

I straight up just assumed

35:52

Cameron was wearing that on his neck. And I

35:54

just didn't like I didn't see it and go, oh, I

35:56

remember I found it went, well, this must be Cameron's.

35:59

I knew who was there and whatever and

36:02

I'm like, oh When

36:08

churches every turns it upside down

36:14

It's

36:17

gosh, it's either me or Lindsay Lindsay

36:20

is it? No got you know, Cameron I

36:23

found it. Yeah, I would have kept it. Absolutely. Don't

36:25

doubt it I like the idea of like we

36:26

don't we don't know who's it could be just wound up in

36:28

our yard So I kept it dog

36:31

or a bird or someone dropped it. I'm gonna be a dog Sure,

36:35

that is a necklace. That's a leash. So

36:38

cat was there for the pup players. Oh, yeah, miss

36:40

the cat So

36:42

so as as weird for the puppy bowl

36:45

She she had prior plans squeeze

36:48

this in uh-huh,

36:49

which should be like an honor Yeah, like it could

36:51

have been a no. Yeah, but she came with Megan

36:54

Cat said hi. This is my friend Megan.

36:56

Mm-hmm And I went that's almost like

36:58

my name. I'll remember that. Yeah,

37:01

you have and and then today I've

37:03

mentioned Megan She went oh my god And

37:06

I went I don't remember the names of the people I'm with uh-huh

37:09

Okay, this was just an easy one. Yeah, that

37:11

guy's talking about names that aren't

37:13

you just don't hear anymore. Yeah, actually Maybe they're

37:15

born in secret Secret

37:17

Ashley. Well, they're like my name's

37:20

Lee Nice to meet you. It's

37:23

like oh you're an Ashley though It's

37:25

it's a it's a Christopher Topher situation

37:28

Hmm. Can you believe that like a raver? Topher

37:31

grace his name is Christopher Topher is short

37:33

for Christopher. Yeah. Oh Don't

37:37

miss hell. I'll tell you what but but he

37:39

really fucking cornered the market on that. Yeah He's

37:42

like the first one I think of I think

37:44

that's him. Yeah, he's got that shit one and done, baby

37:46

But he's got

37:47

that's wild. She just took it from a name. That's

37:49

so common. Yeah, he took the back half and

37:51

I bet I Bet that's

37:54

not the name like his friends. Call him Chris.

37:56

Yeah, right. Oh, I mean like

37:58

my good friends call me Chris. It's that

37:59

My good friends call me Mike. It's the...

38:03

It's true. So when

38:05

you're online and you write about this, oh man,

38:07

here comes Mike, you'll never have them write. It's

38:10

so funny, because we were talking about it like a month

38:12

or two ago, and it's just like, yeah, man, I can't believe

38:15

Mike said that. Like, when people leave comments, it's like...

38:17

It's weird for two ways. It's weird for two ways,

38:19

right? It's weird because it's like,

38:22

if you're leaving a comment you're watching, you only know

38:24

me as I'm presented, which

38:26

has always been Michael, from

38:28

the day I got here.

38:30

There's like, Mikey, and shit like that, but

38:32

it's been Michael. And it just seems so

38:34

weird to go out of your way and call me

38:36

a nickname that you know I don't, like no

38:38

one refers... Everyone on the show calls me Michael,

38:41

right?

38:41

Now, that's why that's weird to me. But

38:44

then it's also weird where like everyone on the internet is

38:46

like, you can't call him Mike. It's like, I also

38:48

have people who call me Mike, but I know who

38:50

they are. They're real humans. And

38:52

they're not gonna leave a comment on the video. But it's also

38:54

like my old boss would call me Mike. His name

38:56

is also Mike. Every

38:59

time I talk to him, he's like, but he's

39:01

a Mike, I'm calling him Michael. But it doesn't bother

39:03

me that he says it, because I know who these people are. It

39:06

just seems so weird when it's like, you don't know

39:08

anything. Hey, here's who I am, and you're really like, God,

39:10

I'm gonna ignore that. And

39:12

it's always like, hey Mike, how you been?

39:15

And I go, oh, we're friends. We're great. Hey,

39:17

my friend just got here. My good friend just got here. It's

39:20

so weird. It's so weird.

39:22

Bizarre. It's like if we just start

39:24

calling, oh yeah, dude, big Al on

39:26

the show today. Right. Yeah. That,

39:30

and that's funny, and that's funny because. It was like,

39:32

ow. Dude, dude. That's worse. Dude,

39:35

you know who was saying that? Fucking Sean. Yeah.

39:39

What? Why? Bolin? Yeah,

39:41

because it's short.

39:42

He said it like, I was like, it's Fredo,

39:44

it's Fredo. It was like when we were going out. It was like the last

39:47

time we went up. Like Al is not the thing

39:49

that no one ever, I

39:51

mean, to be fair, it was tight in. But

39:54

yeah, it's just like,

39:56

ow? I've had people.

39:58

That's the worst. I know

40:00

people ask, can I call you Alf? And I went, you can call me

40:02

Fredo. Yeah, Fredo. But as

40:04

true as Alf, it's not to say fuck no, right? But

40:06

as insane as that is, though, it's still

40:08

like, if there was like three people that called you

40:10

Alf, like, oh, my grandma, whatever. Right. And

40:13

it's like, that makes sense, though.

40:15

It's not even like alert them. It's like, all right, that makes sense.

40:17

What are you talking about? What are you doing? What

40:19

are you saying? Yeah. Alf?

40:22

He said something like that, right? The guy who eats cats? Yeah.

40:25

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

40:28

The world is Alfredo Alf. Well,

40:30

in the first three letters, that's the world. But Alf

40:32

is not his name. I understand that. Alien

40:35

life form is what Alf stands for.

40:38

Right, but he's not calling him Alf as an

40:40

Alf in a thing. He's just saying Alf because it's too.

40:42

It's the same. Fredo's too tall. I know.

40:45

Here's the problem. You got to not think about Alf

40:48

for it to work. Impossible. Impossible. I

40:50

understand. Impossible. I'm constantly thinking

40:52

about Alf all the time. You don't

40:55

know how much Nick cuts that out of facial. It's

40:58

minutes. I mean, it really is. We worked for like two hours.

41:00

There's about an hour of me going, this is just like what happened

41:02

in Alf. You've been trying to push that segment.

41:06

Fuck. Three years. It's

41:09

a whole big cut. Am I the Alf soul? Oh

41:13

man, I'm eating this food just like Alf eats those cats.

41:16

Dude, I don't go. He cuts it

41:18

out. Like I don't browse Reddit, right?

41:21

It's not something I do ever. But

41:24

even then, some waft my way. I can

41:26

just see it somewhere else if someone tells you whatever. And

41:30

I really enjoy the, am

41:33

I the asshole? And it's like 99% of the time.

41:35

Yes. I don't even have to read it.

41:37

It's almost, I mean, granted,

41:39

I'm sure there's like a lot more nuanced,

41:43

if you're on the subreddit looking at them. But if they're

41:45

making their way to you, you're getting,

41:47

it's always, yes you are. And then they're getting

41:49

faders. And it's some insane person. Yeah. And

41:52

it's crazy too,

41:54

because they're presenting their

41:56

argument in their best light.

41:59

Right. And everyone's

42:01

still going, you're a fucking moron.

42:04

You're an idiot. Why did you post

42:06

about this Egyptian? You cherry picked these and

42:08

it's still bad. Yeah, you put

42:10

together this whole argument and none

42:12

of it worked in your favor.

42:14

That's how bad this is for you.

42:16

I think regardless of the situation, just

42:20

to follow down the path line of doing something and going,

42:22

am I the asshole? Most times the answer

42:24

is yes. You know that. You're

42:26

looking for validation in the other direction and

42:28

no one's there to give it to you.

42:30

It's like when you email FaceShampod

42:33

at RoosterKeith.com and you go, yeah, my

42:37

girlfriend eats

42:40

this weird food and I would not try

42:42

it. that

42:44

it's good, but I like it. And then I tried to get her to

42:47

try this food and she won't fucking do it. Yeah,

42:49

make her do it. Make her try the

42:51

food. Cause I tried

42:52

hers, but not really. Cause I did,

42:55

I just more ate it in secret. And then

42:57

was like, oh shit, she's right. And then

42:59

kind of glossed over that fact and just kind of went,

43:01

but here's my thing now. And she won't try it. So

43:03

anyway, I emailed this podcast. Yeah,

43:05

you guys are the ones that'll make her do it. We really

43:07

hammered that guy. Yo, that was good. It was a good

43:09

one. It was a Duncan

43:11

hammer session for sure. Duncan,

43:14

that's wild from two angles. Oh, it's really good.

43:16

To feel so strongly about it that

43:18

you have to email a podcast is really impressive.

43:21

It's really cool.

43:22

Yeah, I gotta let this podcast

43:24

know about it. And also ask them. You

43:27

gotta wonder too, in that email, I would have just lied and not mentioned

43:29

the part about not eating the food. But

43:33

again, that's commitment to like, I'm right.

43:35

So I'll tell them the truth. It'll be obvious.

43:38

Presenting yourself in the best light possible. And

43:40

then the podcast you wrote into is going, you're

43:43

a fucking moron. For

43:45

a long time. For an

43:47

extended period. And you're just going, hey,

43:49

play this part for your girlfriend. Hey, break up with this guy.

43:52

This guy's emailing

43:54

a podcast about you. Oh no. It was

43:57

on the clip. Just stumbled into lines. One of the clips,

43:59

Gracie made a hammer in that.

43:59

Yeah, Gracie's been like killing it with our social

44:02

stuff. It's been so fucking good and man.

44:04

Dude, that's cool that Gracie and Kat

44:07

work here now. And Kat comes out with us for

44:09

an hour. It's incredible. Yeah, it's a solid hour.

44:11

Maybe next time, 90 minutes. Who knows?

44:13

How about next time, Kat? You gonna make it

44:15

to the put play? No,

44:18

you can't ask that. He's

44:20

like, absolutely. He asked that one over here

44:23

and I'm like, we're friends.

44:26

Oh, and she said it like a New York rat. Wow.

44:30

Then

44:31

she ducked out

44:33

before answering the question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You

44:36

coming next time? I was there for two hours. I was there

44:38

for two hours. Megan can come too. So bring your

44:40

own hood kind of thing.

44:41

You

44:43

brought everything of yours. Cameron

44:47

showed up. He just started shedding throughout

44:49

the night. I want

44:51

to say in the best way, I went,

44:53

look at this slut.

44:55

That's pretty good. It was good. Some

44:57

mesh going on.

44:59

I got to buy a new outfit.

45:00

Yeah, what are you gonna do? I don't know.

45:03

Here's the thing. The Ken thing was like, literally

45:05

like, I'll just put this on, I already had it. I bought

45:08

it because I went, I'm gonna buy this. This is $60, this

45:10

is insane. Like literally I buy roller blades and it's the

45:12

entire outfit. Of course.

45:13

I'll buy this. And then I went, I guess I can wear

45:15

this. And I put it on like, yeah, I'll wear this.

45:18

So that, I had no planning at all.

45:20

Then we got there and I realized it's

45:22

fucking all glow in the dark. Unbelievable.

45:25

You were lit up like a spotlight. All

45:28

night. It was great. It was great. Both

45:30

of those bars had black lights. Yeah. And you had Neil

45:32

and Yello. No. Yeah. No,

45:34

what? Whoa. Both of them.

45:38

before you got there. Someone

45:40

had a lot of fun. Someone Ken themselves

45:43

blind over there.

45:44

I was Kenning everywhere,

45:46

all over everywhere. Everyone.

45:49

Fredo and I kept like all night just like

45:51

going over there and giggling and being like, and

45:54

just going, oh. The whole time. Like

45:58

a Jackie and shit. Fucking great.

45:59

They made us do it. They made us do it. That's

46:02

right. There was a point where Alfredo was going, oh,

46:04

yeah, next to me. And then he was like, what

46:06

you think about that? Like talking to Jackie? And she's like,

46:09

I let him get big. I

46:12

allowed it. Because

46:13

early on, she was just like, I don't want you

46:15

to get like too big. You're

46:17

not built to get too big. No,

46:20

my metabolism's high. Everything about you,

46:22

you're just going to get lean and kind of big. He's

46:24

getting Sam's shoulders. His

46:26

shoulders are coming in.

46:27

But that's not big. She means like, no.

46:30

She means like lats and shit. No, she means

46:32

everything. Yeah. He's getting big. You got

46:34

to do like a, like you got to get like the lats spread like

46:36

the wings of an eagle. Oh, I know. And then the

46:38

wings. My neck goes like this

46:41

now. Yeah. Crazy. It's

46:43

so cool.

46:44

Yeah, powerful. Powerful.

46:47

I need to find a new top. But I made that smart decision because

46:49

like a couple of weeks ago or like a

46:51

couple of times ago when we went out, you

46:54

did the whole sleeveless. And I had like the

46:56

pants and the cotton shirt. And we're outside.

46:59

It was hot as hell. And so

47:01

I

47:02

told Jackie for this time, I was like, I'm going sleeveless.

47:05

Gotta do it. I told you, you're like, I might not go sleeveless.

47:07

Motherfucker came as Ken. But that's,

47:10

to be fair. Right. I'm like,

47:12

I might not go sleeveless this time. I wasn't like, I'm

47:14

not going to go sleeveless online. I

47:16

went as Ken and then happened to be sleeveless.

47:19

Right. And so I was like, oh, are you going

47:21

to go sleeveless? Well, I went sleeveless the

47:23

last time. I did the shorts. Let me tell you this

47:25

though. And the sleeves with the low tops.

47:27

I was comfortable the entire time.

47:30

I did that. It was awesome. I did that. Also,

47:33

little ducky on my neck. Little ducky.

47:35

It did.

47:36

The buck is a ducky? I bought, I bought,

47:38

hey. A neck fan. Hey, be duck,

47:40

be playful. It's a little neck fan.

47:43

You just wear it and you turn it on. And so

47:45

it was on stuff for like 30 bucks for 40 bucks.

47:48

Little fucking duckies on them. Yellow matches

47:50

the outfit. You went to the club with the ducky

47:52

on? Yeah. Absolutely. It matches the game. The ducky

47:54

was like. And it was blowing. I was getting blown.

47:57

It's getting more and more yucky. Yeah, it's getting more and more yucky.

47:59

Yeah, look. Here.

47:59

I'll show you a picture. See the ducky? Oh!

48:03

It's that thing! I've seen that. They

48:05

look like headphones. They look cool as shit. They're

48:08

sleek. They sit around here. Go for hours. Yeah, yeah,

48:10

yeah. That's why I bought them. I bought them. I bought... Here's

48:12

how I operate. This is my Ken mode. I bought

48:15

them because I've been waiting two months to take my children

48:17

to Six Flags, but it's too fucking hot. It's

48:20

still too hot,

48:21

but there might be a break coming. I'm

48:23

sure it won't. It'll go away. But there might be, and

48:25

so I'm getting ready because it's still

48:27

fucking hot. I'll get family necky

48:30

things. So I got, like, gray one.

48:32

I got Lindsay a pink one. And then I got

48:34

the kids duckies. And then I was like,

48:36

but also, I'm... It might be ducky time. See

48:39

how it's like I share with my

48:41

own children. I like it. I go, I bought the ducky for

48:43

you,

48:43

but Daddy's using it tonight. My dad

48:45

never wanted to share stuff with him. When I was playing with Ninja Turtles,

48:47

he didn't want to... He wasn't like taking it.

48:49

Dude, I'm about to play fucking Castle Crashers with Iris. Really?

48:52

That's awesome. That's cool. It's

48:54

fun game. Chris, fuck, because I started playing

48:57

it again. I'm playing with Andy, and then Andy Lindsay and I were

48:59

playing it yesterday. And she's like, I want to play. I'm like, I can

49:01

play tomorrow. It's

49:02

a great idea. That's a cool game for

49:04

a kid. It's like so... It's a little hard,

49:06

dude. It is a little hard, but if

49:08

you're playing it with Dad and you make it through, it's going to be

49:10

a lot of fun. And it's so fucking colorful. It's

49:12

so colorful, and it's also fucking awesome because,

49:15

you know, Andy was over, and he's still huge

49:17

in the Pokemon game. He's never left it, right?

49:19

So he's two Pokemon girls. And so he'll talk about stuff.

49:21

And I don't fucking shit about Pokemon, right?

49:23

I was Gen 1, I played him or whatever. I'm

49:25

an old man. I'm like, who knows, dude? You

49:27

know, Andy's like so... I don't fucking

49:30

know shit.

49:30

He's coming over talking about shit. He's going on and

49:32

on about whatever. And I'm like, I've seen what he's talking about.

49:34

She's like, yeah, it's this guy. I'm just like,

49:36

oh, there you go. And there's your life going on. And

49:39

she's like, she's like crazy. She starts telling me about

49:41

the EVs and like the shiny EV evolutions

49:44

and stuff. She's like, the ice one.

49:46

I don't know what that's called. Oh, it's Glaceon. She's like,

49:48

yeah, that's like in this color. And I look at Andy and he's like,

49:50

that's right. He's like pulling them up and

49:52

suddenly... I

49:53

was like, this is awesome. She's like a little human. It's

49:56

great. Like she's at the point in games where like, she's

49:58

playing...

49:59

Link's Awakening, she's almost done with it. And that gets fucking

50:02

hard. Damn, that's crazy. She's like on the seventh dungeon. Wow.

50:05

But it'll be like, I don't know where to go. And it's like,

50:07

I'm so used to my kids being like, okay,

50:10

like I don't know where to go, it just means I have to do it for you. Yes. Yeah.

50:13

And I'm like, let me think, and she's like, I just need to know where to go.

50:15

I'm like, well you gotta go back to the village. I'm trying to think the

50:17

fastest way back. She's like, yeah, I know how to get there. That's

50:19

funny. And she's like, I don't need to tell

50:21

me, I just need to know where I'm going. Wow, shit, that's cool.

50:24

And I'm just like, this makes helping you so

50:26

much easier. Yeah, no kidding. Go to the village, all right,

50:28

okay, cool.

50:28

Yeah, she's like, yeah, it's past the fish thing. There's

50:31

like that other guy. She's like pulling up a map screen, looking

50:33

at a map, I'm like, this is awesome. Wow. since

50:36

you were two. But now it's like, I'm receiving

50:39

information, I'm retaining it.

50:40

Like I have, I'm like, and I'm

50:43

like, oh yeah, I just did something, what happened? And she'll be like,

50:45

remember three years ago when I was three? She'll

50:48

tell me something, and I'll go, but to be fair,

50:50

sometimes she goes, I was three. Wait.

50:53

Maybe I was four. No, I was five. And

50:55

I'm like, you're losing it, you're already losing it. It's

50:57

over for you. It's over for you.

50:59

But yeah, so it's not, I'm not even like, I'm

51:02

playing it, and I'm like, oh, oh,

51:04

yeah, she definitely played this game wild, like easily.

51:06

That's cool. It's just an awesome fucking single screen, just pop

51:09

on. It's on everything, right? You can play it on your

51:11

Switch, you can play it on your Steam Deck.

51:13

It's a great fucking game, the game holds up. Maybe,

51:15

maybe it was just me, but like, nowadays

51:17

you have a ton of games like Castle Crashers that you can play

51:20

with friends. Yeah. It's like fonts and easy.

51:22

Castle Crashers, at least for me during that time, I

51:24

was like, whoa, this is kinda cool. Like,

51:27

it's a game that's, it was cheap.

51:30

Xbox Live Arcade, baby. Yeah, that thing was awesome.

51:32

It was cheap. I remember getting excited. It was such a

51:34

party mode game. Yeah,

51:36

yeah, they were,

51:38

no, Behemoth. They're a San Diego company,

51:41

so we did like a bunch of stuff with them. Like,

51:43

Mega-Sci-Fork style. They're really cool dudes.

51:45

Great art, it's just fucking fun.

51:48

This is cute fun, I loved it. And it's also

51:50

like great art style, where like, it's

51:53

cute, it's fun, but also it's

51:55

like fucking, not

51:57

gross, but it's like. Well, it's new grounds-y. Yeah.

51:59

Yeah.

51:59

There's like, when you go to the forest, there's

52:03

too much animals shitting themselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

52:05

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it's cute and whatever, but

52:06

like you'll be fighting people and their heads get chopped off,

52:09

and they'll be like a blood splurt. It's

52:11

not like insane. It's not just like- It's not super

52:13

graphic,

52:13

it's just really- It's not gory. No, it's

52:15

cartoon violence. It's cartoon violence. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

52:18

It's a lot of fun. That reminds me of Happy Tree Friends. Yeah, very

52:20

much. It was like, it's very early internet because I think the guys

52:22

who did that and made that game are

52:24

like Newgrounds guys. I think the like

52:27

Tumpolep and stuff are like the guys who did that. That

52:29

makes so much sense. It's very cool, very, very

52:31

cool. What else have you guys been playing? Been playing anything?

52:34

No, I think I'm gonna dive into Baldur's Gate though.

52:37

I thought I started it. I got so much time into

52:39

it. Really? An absurd amount. I hear that

52:41

from everyone who's playing it. Even Gus, Gus

52:43

fucking brought, he like brings his steam

52:45

deck to be like, I gotta plug this in so that

52:47

way I play later and then like I'll be in between meetings

52:49

and I'll just put like some time into it. I mean, if there's a game

52:52

to do it, it's bad. Yeah, like that's-

52:54

Yeah. I think I'm kind of beyond that point

52:57

in my life. At least now with kids, like

52:59

I can't plug into an ever ending game

53:01

and play for 10 minutes. Yeah. I'm just not

53:03

gonna play. Just don't care. But if you're in that,

53:06

oh my God, the steam deck's like, then I do this, cool. Yep.

53:08

Then I do that, cool. I mean, do that. I just like, when I play

53:11

games now, I wanna have time. Yeah, I need to play.

53:13

I wanna sit down and like play for an hour or two. I don't wanna play

53:15

for fucking 25 minutes. And especially a

53:17

game like that, I'm gonna be like, what am I doing?

53:19

Yeah, what was I using? Why am I wearing

53:21

this? I don't want strength.

53:23

Why do I have this on? It's

53:26

like a different person was playing your game. And

53:28

then I'm like, what am I meeting? Yeah, I hear really good things

53:30

about the game. I don't like that style of game

53:33

or Dungeons and Dragons whatsoever. So it's like,

53:35

I- So you're gonna get it? No, I feel like I'm missing out on

53:37

it, but also it's just like, it's not something I'll be able to

53:39

do it. That's something too that you had to accept,

53:41

or I did, as like an adult where it's like, fuck,

53:44

realize I'm missing out

53:46

on it. I'm just missing out on it. That's the result of this.

53:48

But also realize you don't like it. No, no,

53:50

because if I were going to do it, I would do

53:52

it and I would just go, I don't wanna

53:54

do this. Unlike the little tensors,

53:56

like, let's play Diablo 2. It's like, wee!

53:59

Yeah, that's just- I just play what I like.

54:01

Diablo was perfect on the Steam Deck. Like

54:03

Diablo before, I just bring in, I'd be like, oh, I got 15

54:06

minutes? I could do a quick dungeon. Dude, fucking,

54:09

fucking, and some games you can do, some games you can't, but

54:11

it's why games today, and

54:13

I say today in the last 10 years, when

54:15

they come out and it's just multiplayer is a pain

54:17

in the ass, it doesn't work, or there's hoops

54:20

to jump through, whatever.

54:21

And he came over yesterday

54:23

playing Castle Crashers, so I

54:26

got that couch in my office

54:28

now, and so it's fun, like Lindsay and I can sit on the couch together

54:30

and shit. So while we could play separately, I'm

54:32

like, well, that kind of defeats the purpose, just to just

54:35

be player two, essentially, because they're never

54:37

gonna play it, unless I'm playing anyway. So I'm player

54:39

one,

54:40

Lindsay's player two, and then Andy's sitting right next

54:42

to us, player three on his Steam Deck. Oh, it's like, this

54:45

fucking rules! This rules!

54:47

And it's like, I've, Lindsay has an extra computer, and

54:49

it's like, hey, he's just on the couch, or on the

54:51

chair, like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. That's great. Which is the perfect

54:53

game for it, you know what I mean? You're just punching a shit in

54:55

the middle of people, or chopping them up. Yeah,

54:58

when the game hits on the Steam

55:00

Deck, it really hits. Like, you just go, whoa!

55:03

I mean, like, again, I guess I say this is a good example, I

55:05

didn't think I could just call it Diablo on the go, on

55:07

handheld. Yeah, wild, wild. What? They

55:09

call it. That rules! Diablo,

55:12

Diablo-glo. That's Diablo. That's

55:14

what they call it! Diablo! Maybe

55:18

I should glow the next time you

55:20

go, like, glitter? Glow

55:23

glitter? You know what I can do? You know what I'm gonna

55:25

buy? You know what I'm gonna buy? You know what I'm gonna

55:27

watch is, every fucking time you go out. Like glow sticks that you can, like, cook

55:30

on as, like, wrists and like, like. It's gonna be like, oh,

55:32

my eye was canned, da, da, da, da, I'm gonna show up again,

55:34

and before, here we go. What the, and then you, and then

55:36

the next time, someone else, and someone else, and then

55:38

we'll all be decked out, and then we'll bring Eric, and

55:40

he'll just say that. And I'll just, oh, that's fine. Happy to

55:42

be here. That's fine. That's

55:45

all we need, is people happy to be there. Because there's

55:47

chill, no drama. Yeah. There

55:49

was nothing. It was just, hey!

55:52

And then people kept leaving, like, you know, I mean,

55:54

the last hour, two hours, like, oh, we're gonna go Uber, we're

55:56

gonna get food. And they're like, bye. Yep. Have

55:59

fun, not leaving. I'm not coming

56:01

out to go buy food 10 minutes away. I'm

56:04

on the clock, it was 11.45 and I'm like, fuck,

56:06

we only have two hours and 15 minutes left. Yeah,

56:09

I was like, me? How many more drinks I gotta get?

56:12

No, I mean it was good because again, we

56:14

had a group of people that we were invited and

56:16

it was very chill and the other

56:18

groups just came along and people just broke off.

56:21

It was like a lock in and a lock out. It was like, we gotta

56:24

go, that was more like RTX. RTX

56:26

was like, we're all going together. Oh,

56:29

half the people wanna go here or

56:31

a couple people leading the party wanna go like 10

56:34

minutes away to this bar. I guess

56:35

we're all gonna get to Ubers and like fuck over.

56:39

But this was just like, cool, bye, see

56:41

you later. And that's

56:43

the way to do it, man. And it's also nice too, because like

56:46

if I, going out like

56:48

as there's a group established,

56:50

I'm like, I'll make an effort to stick with the group, right?

56:53

Like, oh, it's for so and so's birthday

56:55

and we come whatever. Then it's like, all right, it's

56:57

still chill, but it's like, that's the

57:00

focal point, right? When we're

57:02

like, hey, let's go out, the five of us,

57:04

and then we'll just invite these

57:06

extra people. I don't feel bad at all

57:08

if people wanna leave, they wanna go somewhere else. And I go, hey, we

57:10

locked it in though. I'm not

57:13

expected to go anywhere. So if you wanna,

57:15

cool. No, I mean, the good example is that like, between

57:18

RTX's when we went out and over

57:21

the weekend when we went out, Lexi flew

57:23

down, well Lexi. Yeah, we just talked

57:25

about this two episodes ago. Yeah, yeah, she. She's

57:27

like, hey, Griffin Bliss. Oh yeah, we talked

57:29

about two episodes ago. Lexi came down for her birthday,

57:32

wanted to go out with everyone. And it was very much

57:34

like, okay, what Lexi wants to do, we'll do.

57:37

And so we ended up going to a couple places because we couldn't,

57:39

Lexi was like, I wanna dance. So we couldn't find

57:41

it in the first two places. And

57:43

so that's why we kind of hopped around a bit. But

57:46

yeah, I mean, this one is just great. But then we use that information.

57:49

Yep. And we go, when we go, small

57:51

guy crew. Yes.

57:52

We're like, how do we go and then

57:54

just chill? And if we want to change

57:56

the vibe a little bit, we just kind of go.

58:00

around a corner. Yeah. I appreciate

58:02

that the default of let's go to Barbarella

58:04

has shifted. And we're not doing

58:06

it. People are like, yeah, when I first got here, people were like Barbarella.

58:08

That is all anybody fucking

58:11

did. Here's what I'm gonna say too. That's like whatever, feel

58:13

like going. Yeah. And I like hanging

58:16

out with people. Uh-huh. So I'd go. Yeah,

58:18

absolutely.

58:19

This place is fucking awesome.

58:21

Cool. This is just like, hell yeah,

58:23

like I wanna go. Yeah. We've

58:26

been having a time. But it's also because we got just

58:28

like a solid core.

58:29

I do, big time. Well,

58:32

yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your

58:34

core, your core. I allowed him to get big.

58:37

Yeah, Jackie, let me get big too. Hello.

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off topic. Appreciate

1:01:55

it. Jackie just yelling. There's the switch

1:01:58

from like, don't get picked, don't get picked. I allow.

1:03:59

and my grandma lived for like 50 years.

1:04:02

So there's no pools in San Francisco.

1:04:04

It's cool as shit over there. Yep. Very good YMCA,

1:04:06

but it's kind of gross. Microclimbing. And

1:04:09

so she would have sitting there. She was like, oh, this is so nice.

1:04:11

So relaxing. And I was like,

1:04:13

yeah, I needed this after going out. She was like, oh,

1:04:15

you should have taken me. I would have gone. And

1:04:18

then I'm like, grandma, stop. And

1:04:20

grandma is down to go to

1:04:23

the club. I'm already grandma here. She

1:04:25

was like, I'll go. I'll hang out. Hell yeah.

1:04:28

I love dancing. And I was like, that's fine. She was

1:04:30

like, did they got margaritas? I was like, oh, hell

1:04:32

yeah. They got margaritas. Hell yeah.

1:04:35

That first one I got was like the weird

1:04:37

one. I didn't know what the fuck that was. It was like spicy as

1:04:40

fuck in the rim. I love the spicy margaritas.

1:04:42

Yeah, you would have probably liked it. What's up? Hey,

1:04:45

you missed it again. I know. What

1:04:48

is it? Does anyone want an Xbox controller

1:04:50

or a headset? For what? Just for free.

1:04:52

What's the catch? That's not true. There's

1:04:54

no catch. You wouldn't walk here. Can you stop blocking me?

1:04:57

It's rude. OK.

1:05:00

That was sick. He's just so blue. You

1:05:03

want to talk right into one of these microphones, though. Yeah. You

1:05:06

can have it for free. Yeah, I know nothing

1:05:09

is for free. No, everything's for free. No, there's

1:05:11

a catch. I'm good. There's no catch. OK. Eric

1:05:14

will take it. Eric,

1:05:16

I promise there's no. We'll leave it on the back. We'll

1:05:19

see. If it

1:05:21

goes, then we know we have a deal. It's not a. Is

1:05:23

there a bug? When I wake up, there's definitely a bug

1:05:25

in there. It's still here. And I know I don't have

1:05:27

a partner. OK, do you want both of these or just

1:05:30

one? Oh, you just put them both back there. OK.

1:05:33

OK. I'm both

1:05:34

back. Mm-hmm.

1:05:36

Mm-hmm. Thanks, Xbox, for sending this. Hey,

1:05:39

how was your? Thanks. Thanks for sending it. He

1:05:41

just pawned it off. Thanks, Xbox. He

1:05:43

didn't want it. So much stuff.

1:05:45

Yeah. Hey. Hey.

1:05:47

Hey. Yeah. Good. There

1:05:50

we go. OK, hold on. Yeah, yeah. Come back

1:05:52

into the mic. Oh, oh, what? Can I come hang out on your hot

1:05:54

tub later? I don't know. You

1:05:57

did it. You said no last time. You got the invite. Turn it

1:05:59

down. Well, I was nervous. I

1:06:01

only send an invitation once. Why

1:06:04

were you nervous? I was just nervous. Can I

1:06:06

talk about how also? Yeah, you want to

1:06:08

talk into what part of your life you're talking about.

1:06:10

Oh, wait, Blizz, what happened up to you on

1:06:13

Saturday? You weren't even in town. Yeah, I wasn't

1:06:15

in town, but I kept getting-

1:06:17

Is it because you were nervous? All these photos. Yeah,

1:06:19

you did. Oh, I played the one. Yeah,

1:06:21

you did. Every one.

1:06:25

Harding with you, then getting

1:06:27

a drunk audio message that was zero

1:06:29

seconds. So

1:06:30

I thought, oh, so. It

1:06:33

said nothing from Cameron. But everything

1:06:35

at the all at the same time. I don't know what it

1:06:37

said, but I hope you're having a great time. Laurel

1:06:40

showed up and I started squealing. Yeah.

1:06:43

And you were like, here's your nuclear wife

1:06:46

or whatever. And I was like, stay away from my wife.

1:06:48

You did say that. That's exactly- you transcribed

1:06:50

the conversation. The text and audio message was

1:06:52

supposed to be that Laurel misses you. Oh.

1:06:56

It did not come out. No. This

1:06:58

did not happen. Yeah, I'll come out this weekend. Yeah.

1:07:01

Thanks, Xbox. Thanks, Xbox. Thanks,

1:07:04

Xbox. Happy Easter, Xbox. Happy Easter.

1:07:07

It's weird that- Thank

1:07:09

you. It's weird that we have

1:07:11

all the AI stuff and we haven't made Usher

1:07:14

do other stuff instead of saying Happy Easter, Xbox.

1:07:16

Like, he's like-

1:07:17

it feels like you could do an AI thing

1:07:19

without where he's like, the plane is at the second tower. And

1:07:21

like, we haven't done that. It's just

1:07:23

weird to me. Well, you have. I saw what you were

1:07:25

working on. I just keep typing in a chat and GPT to

1:07:27

see if it'll do it. It still won't do it. Yeah. It

1:07:30

just says- I don't know how it works. I just have

1:07:32

some typing. Yeah. That's what I'm

1:07:34

talking about. It keeps banning my accounts.

1:07:36

And it's like, well, for what reason? Grow

1:07:39

up. Anyway, it just seems like something

1:07:41

we could do with AI. We could for

1:07:43

some reason. No, no, it's not. And

1:07:45

that's what I'm saying. It just seems weird that it's like a meme

1:07:48

thing and no one's done

1:07:49

it. No one's gone. How many people do you think like celebrities

1:07:51

are like pissed that they haven't gotten like AI memes? Like,

1:07:53

they're not famous enough. You know what I mean? Like- I probably

1:07:55

get Walter Goggins is fucking furious that

1:07:58

like no one's memeing Walter Goggins. I don't think-

1:07:59

You don't think Walt Goggins is worried about? You don't think Walt Goggins? When

1:08:02

your name's Wally Goggins. Yeah.

1:08:03

And you're doing very well in your

1:08:05

career. Goggins. That's your name and

1:08:07

you know what he looks like. He's doing fantastic.

1:08:10

It's like Gus's favorite act. I love Wally Goggins. From

1:08:14

The Shield. Oh, Shane. He's

1:08:17

the baby Billy. He's

1:08:18

the run of every piece of shit on the show. Yeah.

1:08:21

He's that piece of shit. He's the

1:08:23

cop who turned, he's doing his

1:08:25

own fucking shit. He's like the main piece of shit. Len

1:08:29

thought he was giving him a sandwich. But

1:08:31

it wasn't a sandwich. It was a grenade. Yeah. Whoa.

1:08:36

So he's in like Vice Principles and he's in. righteous

1:08:39

gemstones. righteous gemstones and baby Billy. He's really

1:08:41

good. Oh, he's invincible.

1:08:43

Yeah. He's the suit guy. Yeah. He

1:08:46

looks almost exactly like him for real. So

1:08:49

that's why Walter Goggins. No, he's

1:08:51

good. Walt

1:08:51

Goggins feels like he should be mean. No,

1:08:54

there's gotta be some real like. I

1:08:57

think like David Duchovny wants to be mean.

1:08:59

Like you have to go like. David Duchovny? No.

1:09:02

I think

1:09:02

he does. No, see I'm thinking like there's gotta be, there's like

1:09:05

top A celebrities that still

1:09:07

aren't. Oh, you don't think so? I don't think they care.

1:09:09

I think you have to

1:09:10

go like below the fold. No, because when they're

1:09:13

way at the top, they're the most fragile

1:09:15

because there's nowhere else to go. They,

1:09:18

like even people below them, like

1:09:20

B celebrities or even smaller A celebrities.

1:09:23

They're like, that's the dream and they don't know what's fucked

1:09:25

yet. I think you want that top like Tom Cruise. They

1:09:27

got top squeezing for every inch. I

1:09:30

mean, talking about celebrities, look

1:09:31

at this is like, look at how much Elon Musk tweets.

1:09:33

He's the richest guy in the world. Yeah,

1:09:36

but he's like, look at me. Yeah, but

1:09:38

he like,

1:09:39

he's internet poisoned where

1:09:42

he wishes that he was cool enough

1:09:44

to post on 4chan, but he doesn't have like

1:09:46

the heart of a poster. He doesn't like,

1:09:48

what does he have a heart of? He

1:09:51

has the heart of a person who cares. He's like, oh man, this

1:09:53

is gonna be like, this is gonna be like the best post. This

1:09:56

is gonna crush. To have the heart of a poster, you have to like,

1:09:58

you have to post and not give a fuck.

1:09:59

What he thinks and you gotta like let it take off.

1:10:02

He doesn't have that and then he goes to whatever eSports

1:10:04

thing happened this weekend and gets booed out of

1:10:06

the fucking building. Everybody

1:10:08

starts chanting at the eSports thing in the middle of like

1:10:11

CSGO. Bring back Twitter.

1:10:13

What a fucking idiot. And then he

1:10:15

said, let that sink in. Yeah, what

1:10:18

a dork. What a fucking

1:10:20

dork. He keeps getting sued. Oh,

1:10:22

I have all this money. I'll give a fuck.

1:10:24

You wish you were cool on 4chan. Loser.

1:10:27

I would just disappear.

1:10:30

Why would you ever? Yeah,

1:10:33

I do like these cool Twitter posts. I have a billionaire.

1:10:36

You think Jeff Bezos is after going like, oh, I gotta

1:10:38

get on this shit. Fuck off and

1:10:40

do whatever the hell I want. Do your fucking

1:10:42

dark magic shit. No,

1:10:44

you should go to the club two times a week. We

1:10:47

had to own a club. Just

1:10:51

so you know, if you do come out,

1:10:54

be careful if you go out and go. Because

1:10:58

you might send some signal. Are

1:11:00

people going to start kenning all over? Well, you were

1:11:02

going, but then your hands were just raising white hands.

1:11:04

Why don't you do a pop play? I know.

1:11:07

All of a sudden, you'll blink and you'll

1:11:09

have an owner. Bow out? Oh, no, not

1:11:11

again. Your name is Boney.

1:11:15

I'm Boney the dog. I don't like that name.

1:11:19

I don't like that name for a dog

1:11:21

as a dog. Or he's just a bone in the dog. I

1:11:23

don't like this. I don't like this at all. Maybe

1:11:26

he'll bury him. Who knows where? They

1:11:28

aren't working. I

1:11:30

don't like this at all. Oh, yeah. Oh, my

1:11:33

god. Man, I got to see what's

1:11:35

happening this weekend. I'll

1:11:38

take a look now that I know. Yeah,

1:11:40

yeah, yeah. We'll keep an eye out so that way we. Isn't it Labor

1:11:43

Day weekend? It is Labor Day. True.

1:11:45

Does that mean it's more packed this weekend? Absolutely. That's

1:11:47

Monday. Monday is the Labor Day. We're going to put

1:11:50

three day weekend. I don't think so. I'm just going

1:11:52

to change my day. No. People generally

1:11:54

aren't like, I don't think there's a huge.

1:11:57

I could be wrong. I don't think there's a huge.

1:12:00

Otherwise, that's where we go. Influx

1:12:03

of- Barbarrellas. Son of a bitch. It's

1:12:06

Labor Day weekend and where we were going. Don't

1:12:08

know that there's a crossover. Yeah.

1:12:09

Ah, yeah. Have you seen the-

1:12:11

Like, hey honey, we have

1:12:14

Monday off. Let's go see pup play.

1:12:16

Let's go to Barbarrella. Every Saturday.

1:12:19

Is it every Saturday? From Barbarrella

1:12:22

that's,

1:12:23

they're playing the education connection

1:12:25

commercial in the club. And

1:12:28

it's like remixed into like a different song or

1:12:30

whatever. But the problem with the education connection

1:12:32

commercial that I love, but

1:12:35

I'm 37

1:12:36

and all the people who are there for fucking emo night

1:12:38

are like 29. They don't know what-

1:12:41

Right. They don't know what education connection

1:12:43

is. They think that's laser team. Yeah. They

1:12:45

don't watch it. Yeah. They watch

1:12:47

it.

1:12:48

Call back. This

1:12:51

is you, right? Tron? You

1:12:54

made this move. Chris wrote this. That's

1:12:59

fucking great. It's the emo

1:13:01

night thing really gets me. Cause it's, I'm too old. I'm

1:13:05

too old for the emo night stuff. My wife is a little

1:13:07

bit younger. So like the emo night stuff

1:13:09

like hits for her. Cause it's like, here's

1:13:11

yellow card and here's fucking motion city soundtrack

1:13:13

and like all this bullshit or whatever.

1:13:15

When I do, like when I'm thinking about emo

1:13:17

night, I'm listening to like, like

1:13:22

old, it's like promising and

1:13:24

everything like before where it is like, it's

1:13:26

sad boy emo shit. That

1:13:28

is like little guitar guy and then like post hardcore

1:13:31

stuff.

1:13:31

And it is not, they're like,

1:13:33

check this out. Dance dance. And it's

1:13:35

like, this sucks. The

1:13:38

GJ's are very hit or miss. They

1:13:40

were really good or really sad. They were playing,

1:13:42

they were playing T Swift. They were. They

1:13:45

were. There you go.

1:13:47

I think woke up and. Swifties were

1:13:49

in the building. I told my wife. Swifties

1:13:52

and king fans, huge crossover. Big

1:13:54

time. Big time. And grandmas.

1:13:57

And grandmas.

1:13:58

Pretty cool. They were

1:14:00

men. Oh, I understand that.

1:14:03

Oh, and this

1:14:05

has been said to me so many times. Yeah, yeah. Never

1:14:07

in person by a random

1:14:10

person. But I was at the bar. This

1:14:12

is when we're at the

1:14:13

grotto. Yeah. And I'm just like at the bar, and

1:14:15

the guy comes over, and he's there with his female

1:14:18

partner. And she was wearing like kind of an emo thing

1:14:20

as well, like a little bit more dressed up. Like

1:14:23

90s gossip. Yeah, yeah. And so

1:14:25

I was wearing my thing, and they're like, oh, for an outfit.

1:14:28

And I'm like, oh, thanks. And then the

1:14:30

guy who was Hispanic,

1:14:32

he's like,

1:14:33

you look like Pedro Pascal. I was

1:14:35

like, oh. And I was like, oh, and I go,

1:14:38

and I go, yeah. I mean, I'm white,

1:14:40

so I don't tell people

1:14:41

that. But

1:14:43

I take the compliment, and he goes, no, you're like a white Pedro

1:14:45

Pascal. And I was like, that's the nicest thing anyone's

1:14:47

said to me. He's like Peter Pascal. That's

1:14:51

pretty good. I don't like the name Peter. Peter Pascal-y.

1:14:54

Pete. Maybe

1:14:57

like Polak. It is a diavole. I

1:14:59

don't know if you can say that. I

1:15:01

sure can. I can say it, and I'm going to keep saying

1:15:04

it. And you can't fucking stop

1:15:05

me. It's

1:15:10

all I have. It's fucking great. It's

1:15:14

all I have. What are you? Well, I'm white,

1:15:16

mostly Eurotraff. Yeah. Yeah,

1:15:19

yeah, yeah. So all

1:15:21

the countries that aren't quite Eastern Bloc all got together.

1:15:23

And also, just like New Jersey,

1:15:26

and then like European, and talking, going to the

1:15:29

It's all kind of work stick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. I

1:15:31

understand.

1:15:32

So it's like I'm riddled with like Yiddish.

1:15:35

This is where I grew up. Riddled? Yeah.

1:15:38

I say oi vei so many times. Whoa.

1:15:41

Everything's

1:15:41

happening. Everything's happening. It's

1:15:43

like you're still at the club. That's right. Somebody's looking for

1:15:45

Ken. It's Ken's here. Ken's here. Hey! Hey!

1:15:50

What else have you been playing, Fredo?

1:15:53

Not a lot, actually. Really? Yeah. I

1:15:55

like it. You're like not on an armored core or whatever. Like fucking everybody

1:15:57

else. And so not my shit. Yeah.

1:15:59

I don't think that is what

1:16:02

I think the most Tyler's got next. That's

1:16:04

not been like ever been like that. That's exactly what I said.

1:16:06

And it's exactly what you were saying before. Like everybody

1:16:08

keeps asking me. I go, I'm not interested

1:16:11

in that game anymore. That's fine. I

1:16:13

just don't care. I think people would like the full blow setups.

1:16:15

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the

1:16:18

politics and everything. It's like when Jordan plays his fucking

1:16:20

like F1 games and everything. He has like the full,

1:16:22

he's got like the wheel and like the setups and he's

1:16:24

got like the little toggles and flip flops. Don't

1:16:26

tell me he's got driver gloves. I don't know that he has driver

1:16:28

gloves that he like uses,

1:16:29

but he's got to have them. So they got to be like in

1:16:32

the house. Yeah, they're definitely

1:16:34

like. That's such a thing. That's such

1:16:36

a thing, especially if you know, like that's not your thing. Yeah,

1:16:38

just stay out of it. You don't need to go in and then like

1:16:40

complain or like this boring

1:16:43

or it's like, all right, well, that's not your thing. Yeah,

1:16:45

it's armored core six to me looks

1:16:47

like if

1:16:48

PS2 games never got off track,

1:16:51

like if PS2 games just kept

1:16:53

making PS2 games for

1:16:56

every system. They were like PS3, the

1:16:58

graphics are just the same kind of bullshit.

1:17:00

It'd be on like Grand Theft Auto 49. Yeah, it

1:17:03

really is just like we make this type

1:17:05

of thing. That is all this is and

1:17:07

this is a PlayStation 2 game, but with incredible graphics.

1:17:09

I just never had fun with like mech

1:17:12

controls. Because they're not fun. It's

1:17:16

for people who want to pilot planes, but don't. The

1:17:18

most fun I've ever had was like

1:17:20

mech warrior, whatever, two,

1:17:21

three, and that was fun. And

1:17:24

again, it like, I barely could play the game.

1:17:26

It's just like so overly complicated

1:17:29

because it's real. But

1:17:31

the only reason I really had fun though, because it's

1:17:33

like I'm playing a computer game because

1:17:35

it was the 90s. Yeah, exactly. It

1:17:37

wasn't really because of mech warrior. I was like, how

1:17:39

do I move? And

1:17:42

then some other mech would be like, he's killing me.

1:17:44

He's killing me. How do I gotta pick up

1:17:46

the flame? Let me check the internet. Just kidding.

1:17:48

What's that? I'm gonna keep playing mech warrior.

1:17:51

Dude, I started playing this game called Wrestle

1:17:53

Quest. It's an RPG. That's awesome.

1:17:55

But it's wrestling. Is this what's gonna get me into wrestling? Yes.

1:17:59

It's all turn based.

1:17:59

And it's just like, everything

1:18:03

is an action figure and then it's all kind of like

1:18:05

in that world or whatever. And it's really fun,

1:18:07

but I realized like I'm dumb, which I

1:18:09

know, but

1:18:11

it's hard playing an RPG when you're dumb and

1:18:14

the game is too new and you can't Google like

1:18:16

where you're stuck. So

1:18:19

I'm stuck in like this maze dungeon like puzzle

1:18:21

thing. I haven't played it in four days

1:18:23

because I started playing it. I got stuck and I went.

1:18:26

Got to let the information get out there. I guess I'll wait for game

1:18:28

if it cues the update. Let me know how to get out of the

1:18:30

land of the Giants. I was for it. It's

1:18:33

on Steam. It's on everything. I have on a PS5

1:18:36

just that's my preferred system. I ran into

1:18:38

this issue a lot when I was doing guys

1:18:41

for IGN. Yeah,

1:18:44

cuz not only would it be like, this game

1:18:46

just came out. He's

1:18:48

like, I got this game three weeks before anyone

1:18:50

else. Yeah, and so I'd be like, I'm stuck.

1:18:53

Now the hell where do I go? But

1:18:57

that's why I don't play RPGs.

1:18:59

I know that I'm dumb. So I don't play RPGs.

1:19:01

But this is a game where

1:19:03

you can get the road warriors

1:19:05

as a summon and then they come in and

1:19:08

they fucking do like

1:19:10

the doomsday device. And then I'm trying to get Andre

1:19:12

the giant as a summon right now and that's where I'm stuck.

1:19:14

And it's like I want him to come in and just fucking beat the shit out of

1:19:17

people. It's so fucking fun.

1:19:19

I really, I really, really like it. I like

1:19:22

a very simple RPG and that's what this

1:19:24

is. I just got done playing Dragon Quest

1:19:26

I. Damn, whoa, call Brian

1:19:28

Garr. I know. That's

1:19:31

who I'm really starting to think of when you're talking about Wrestle class,

1:19:33

I was like, has Brian played this? Yeah, you gotta

1:19:35

tweet it. Probably the person that I

1:19:37

connect with the most that I've ever spoken with. Brian

1:19:40

Garr, 100% yeah. And it's both ways for us. And we

1:19:42

know this connection is there. Barely

1:19:44

ever speak to the guy and never hang out. Something comes

1:19:46

up, I go, this is how you can ask Brian about this. I was talking

1:19:48

to him earlier today. He came

1:19:50

out, he came out to the wrestling show that I did commentary

1:19:53

for, like with his kids, but it's inside

1:19:55

of a warehouse. It's like 106 degrees. So

1:19:57

they were there for a while and he's like, I need to go to one of these.

1:19:59

We gotta fuck his bail. He's like, we gotta take off. His

1:20:02

kids are younger. I think one's

1:20:04

melting. Eight or nine, and then it was like 12 or whatever. He

1:20:07

was like, this is brutal. And I went, just

1:20:09

watch it online, it's fine. You can't

1:20:11

hear me commentate live, don't worry about it. Did

1:20:14

he have any games with him? No, no,

1:20:17

not at the time. He was fucked up. He

1:20:20

was playing Dragon Quest. Like, shit, I've never heard of. I'm

1:20:22

like, call Michael, call Michael. But it's like

1:20:24

a... We're excited for Coding, whenever it comes

1:20:26

out. Fuck it. We're

1:20:28

still waiting.

1:20:29

Konami, the ball's in your court. Brutal.

1:20:34

AEW, another wrestling company. They have a

1:20:36

game called Fight Forever. It's a wrestling game, it's

1:20:38

fun. They put out a new mode called Stadium

1:20:41

Stampede. And it is a 30 person battle

1:20:43

royal that is, it's like a Fortnite-y

1:20:45

kind of like thing. Oh, what? And

1:20:48

you start in different parts. It's just like a big like,

1:20:50

You keep doing the hand motions. It's a big... I know.

1:20:52

It's a big football arena. La, la, la, la. It's a big

1:20:55

one.

1:20:55

There's people coming at you from every direction. It's

1:20:57

everywhere! I'm

1:21:00

beating off all comers. You

1:21:03

start, you're like in a big football stadium and then you're just fighting.

1:21:05

Like you're wrestling, like everyone's sort of all over the

1:21:07

place. It's like the circle shrinks or whatever. I've been playing

1:21:09

the fuck out of that. Dude, that's the sickest thing.

1:21:11

Do you just like wrestle the shadow people? You are, you

1:21:14

pick the, like you pick a wrestler from

1:21:16

AEW. So it's like,

1:21:18

it's great. It's like a lot of fun. And then you

1:21:20

make your way through and work kind of down

1:21:22

from the outside in to like, you can get

1:21:25

a horse, you ride on a horse and then run people over like the

1:21:27

horse or like a golf cart, you get different weapons

1:21:29

and it's really fun. You'd be like, sting, it's

1:21:31

fucking cool. That's sick as hell. Yeah, yeah,

1:21:33

yeah. There was some like wrestling pixel

1:21:36

game that like the kind of funny crew are like

1:21:39

in. That's, that's Russell Quest. That's Russell Quest? They're

1:21:41

in it, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot of cameos.

1:21:43

There's like another podcast I like called Deadlock.

1:21:46

They're in it. A bunch of like Angry Joe

1:21:48

and like all these other fucking, yeah, right. It was the last

1:21:51

time we fucking thought of that name.

1:21:53

A bunch of people are like cameos in

1:21:55

Russell Quest. They just kind of show up in like, they're just like little.

1:21:58

Yeah, they're bouncing around.

1:21:59

Everyone does this, but your cameo

1:22:02

is this. I don't know why. The answer goes

1:22:04

back and forth, and it's like you shouldn't be doing that.

1:22:05

Hey, he's like, I'm dancing. I don't

1:22:07

know. I'm dancing. Can you bring my

1:22:09

dog? Yeah. Can I bring my dog to the

1:22:11

show? Bow wow. Dog

1:22:14

bar. Yeah, there's like a lot of, there's a lot

1:22:17

of cameos in that game. Yeah, so it's pretty

1:22:19

cool. Rest request a lot of fun.

1:22:20

That's awesome. Yep, but that AEW fight forever, that

1:22:22

Stadium Stampede mode's really cool. What's that? Where's

1:22:25

that? It's like on everything. I have on

1:22:27

PS5, but yeah, AEW is like, WWE

1:22:29

is, it's something. AEW is just a separate. I

1:22:31

know what AEW is. That's crazy. Keep

1:22:34

explaining it. I mean, I don't think most people do. It's,

1:22:37

More for them. Yeah, it's, they just

1:22:39

had a big show. Sold 81,000

1:22:42

tickets in Wembley Stadium.

1:22:45

They had a big show yesterday.

1:22:47

Fucking crazy. That

1:22:49

rocks. 81,000 is a lot of fucking peepers. So

1:22:52

many. Yeah, it's been a long time since I've seen a crowd

1:22:54

that they show, and I've been impressed by it.

1:22:56

They've been waiting till you come to the club.

1:22:59

Right, right, right. It's

1:23:01

perfect where you're like, this is full.

1:23:03

You want a full club. It's more fun that way. But

1:23:05

it wasn't packed. No, it's not packed. Oh, that's

1:23:08

full. That's nice. It was full. You

1:23:10

could get everywhere you wanted to go. Dude,

1:23:11

surprisingly comfortable. Temperature.

1:23:14

Temperature was comfortable. It was easy to

1:23:16

find. The sleepless little shorts. Just seats. Like,

1:23:18

I don't think it was super chill. Joe

1:23:20

got lost at one point, came over to me. He's like,

1:23:23

you saved me. I saw you from across the room. How'd

1:23:26

he get lost? None of the places were big. It's

1:23:29

Joe. It's Joe. He

1:23:33

was texting me throughout. Like, are

1:23:35

you still there? Are we going to meet him? Help, help. We're

1:23:38

going to meet this time. Where'd you go? Yeah, we're here. No,

1:23:40

this is before he even showed up. Of like, where I meet him. Like, this time, cool.

1:23:43

Like, half an hour and like, people there. I'm like, yeah, we're here. It's cool.

1:23:45

Are you still there? Yep, still here. Fucking

1:23:48

finally, as part of Destiny shows up. Oh,

1:23:50

where's Joe? He goes, I forgot his wallet.

1:23:52

And he goes all the way back. All the way back. But then

1:23:54

he clarified and he forget it. It fell out of his pocket.

1:23:57

That's worse. It's worse.

1:23:59

then came all the way back. Well, and it started with. Does

1:24:02

that mean they could accidentally fall out of your pocket any time?

1:24:04

Yes. Yeah. You dummy. Which is worse. But

1:24:07

it also started with him going to show up the wrong

1:24:09

night. Oh, that's also true. That is true.

1:24:11

We were talking about it Friday. What did you say? We were

1:24:13

talking about it Friday. And someone said that. Someone said that.

1:24:16

That's what I was going to do. They said they were going to

1:24:18

show up a week early. We were talking about

1:24:20

it Friday, and I was like, oh,

1:24:22

Fredo, tomorrow, da da da da. I was like, oh yeah, whatever. And

1:24:24

he goes,

1:24:26

wait, that's not tonight. And I was like,

1:24:28

what? This was Friday. We were talking

1:24:30

about it all week. Friday. Like,

1:24:33

wait, what? He's like, oh,

1:24:36

this makes it so much easier. I

1:24:38

go, what are you, nuts? Yeah, no, it's not tonight.

1:24:41

There would have been, I don't know, a bit more of a planned thing.

1:24:43

There would have been. I'll see you later. At least one text

1:24:45

saying. Right, it's tonight. You coming out tonight?

1:24:47

Or like, we would have talked about it at any point during

1:24:49

the day. You're

1:24:50

out. Crazy. That was you

1:24:53

up. What an idiot. Yeah, that's

1:24:56

silly. So what do you think, episode 400, huh?

1:24:59

I think it was good. We

1:25:01

got pizza. I think it was delicious. There's a lot of leftover

1:25:03

pizzas. Don't worry, it's cold though. We

1:25:05

should have gotten 400 pizzas. Oh.

1:25:08

Jesus. Maybe we get. This whole building

1:25:11

couldn't consume 400. Maybe we get 404 pizzas for 404. That's

1:25:14

pretty good. Yeah. Do like an error,

1:25:16

pizza not found. But then we will find it. But

1:25:18

then we'll find it, say bank error pizzas in your

1:25:21

favor. Bank error. Is

1:25:24

it possible to get 400? Anything's

1:25:27

possible.

1:25:28

Did you see all those grands? From one place? No, right?

1:25:31

I think they would be out. Eric was still ramming his hands. He's like, so did

1:25:33

they bust them in? Yeah. Yeah.

1:25:36

They were actual grandmothers

1:25:39

then. No, no, no,

1:25:41

no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

1:25:43

no, no, no. We even wear wings?

1:25:48

I don't know what I was thinking, honestly.

1:25:51

There was some real disconnect both ways.

1:25:53

I really, you know. But you're drinking a lot of coffee today. So I'm

1:25:55

kind of fucking insane. You're a coffee

1:25:57

gunner? Oh my God. Oh, we went to.

1:25:59

I've been a coffee guy. I've been drinking with

1:26:02

the Desnuto. It was very good. So

1:26:04

I got two cups there. I had one before I came. And it's

1:26:06

just like, I'm just. I'm fucking flying.

1:26:08

Please, feel it.

1:26:11

Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you don't eat anything and

1:26:13

then you tell Cameron, please get us pizzas. Yeah,

1:26:15

yeah, yeah. Help, help. Dude,

1:26:18

I'm doing the Saw and Review with Kind of Funny.

1:26:21

Oh, cool. And Review Seriously. Yeah. So

1:26:25

we just watched Saw 1. Uh-huh.

1:26:28

Still holds up in certain ways. What was the last

1:26:30

time I saw Saw 1? Maybe

1:26:33

like four years ago or so.

1:26:36

Acting is not great. No, it is a low-budget horror movie.

1:26:40

And so that's kind of what you expect. Yeah,

1:26:42

yeah, yeah.

1:26:43

The budget was like

1:26:45

a million dollars. And it made like 100 mil. Oh, yeah, yeah.

1:26:48

Well, that's why there's 10 of them. And four

1:26:50

spin-offs. Yeah. And then just

1:26:52

finished talking to you. Big spiral guy? I

1:26:55

can't wait. I can't wait. I

1:26:57

didn't get a spiral. I cannot wait.

1:27:00

Are you playing the Texas Chainsaw

1:27:02

Massacre game? Yeah. I like it more than

1:27:04

Dead by Daylight. Yeah. And like Friday the 13th.

1:27:07

I hear really good things. I've watched it. I

1:27:09

watched Meg play it for a while. Yeah. Pretty

1:27:11

cool. I think it's fun. Friday the 13th, I think it

1:27:13

was a little difficult. I was

1:27:14

terrible at it. But like I feel like

1:27:16

once Jason found you, I was like, how

1:27:21

the hell do I get away from this guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially

1:27:23

because you had some like teleporting shit.

1:27:26

That's true. Oh, 10 of them. I

1:27:28

was still doing this. And then Dead by Daylight you have to just

1:27:30

keep looping around areas. Here

1:27:32

it's like you start at the basement. Yeah. There's

1:27:35

like little areas you can slide through that they can't get through.

1:27:38

But maybe one killer can. But then you get to the

1:27:40

first four. And like if

1:27:42

you need to reset, there's like wells where you can just

1:27:44

jump and fall into the basement and

1:27:46

then kind of like reset the match. And I was like, this is

1:27:48

great. And

1:27:49

it's cool that it's like three killers.

1:27:51

Yeah. So yeah, I don't know.

1:27:54

I had a great time. I like it better than like a

1:27:56

four on one thing. I like

1:27:58

the smaller killers and like what they do.

1:29:58

a

1:30:00

guy named Gemini. Yeah. Like

1:30:04

Gemini. Gemini. Gemini. Who's

1:30:07

Geppetto? Geppetto is Geppetto.

1:30:09

He's like your steampunk inventor father. That's

1:30:15

the worst sentence in the world. That's

1:30:17

right. Steampunk inventor father. That

1:30:20

sucks. Eric,

1:30:22

Eric, when you

1:30:23

die, it says, lie or

1:30:25

die. Oh. And

1:30:27

then the loading screen is his nose. No. Oh.

1:30:31

Lies of pee. Lies of pee. Lies of pee. Now

1:30:33

I get it. He's pee. Yeah. But

1:30:35

we like to call him lies of pee. But that's

1:30:38

like,

1:30:39

you. That seems like his base thing. Yeah, but not steampunk.

1:30:42

Pinocchio. His base thing is I have a sword.

1:30:45

Pinocchio definitely gets on with his nose, right? What's

1:30:48

up? Pinocchio. He knows fucks.

1:30:50

He do what? It's one of those fucking holists. Hey, babe, you're

1:30:52

beautiful. Aw. He's like lie

1:30:54

to me, lie to me. Lie to me, make it longer.

1:30:57

It's pretty good. It's like being on a golf course with my

1:31:00

dad. Hey, you heard this one? Thanks, man.

1:31:03

Your dad says lie to me, make it longer on

1:31:05

the golf course. It's like all these fucking shitty

1:31:07

jokes. All these shitty jokes that you hear

1:31:09

from like, like boomer guys, hey,

1:31:12

you hear about this one? And then you go,

1:31:14

oh, cool. Right on, man. Definitely

1:31:16

no swords. Yeah, absolutely.

1:31:19

400 more of these, huh? Yep. Wow.

1:31:23

Yeah. Damn. Let's

1:31:26

go add pizza, though. Pizza works

1:31:29

in here, right? Yeah, I think that's probably it. Do

1:31:32

you have any more coffee? Not

1:31:34

that, like elsewhere. No,

1:31:36

I'll drink that. Beans

1:31:39

in your desk? No, I just, I use- Do you feel

1:31:41

like a coffee, like kind of sort of you grind your beans?

1:31:43

He's getting into it now. Oh. Keep

1:31:46

saying now, but it's new. I

1:31:48

have a grinder and I have- Oh,

1:31:51

a grinder account? I'm saying it worked. For

1:31:53

grinder accounts? I mean, you were thinking grinder and I was thinking

1:31:56

drugs. You know what? I

1:31:58

got both.

1:31:59

I'm gonna fit right in on Friday. You

1:32:02

got a pup mask? I'm a pup mask, wow.

1:32:04

I'm a cat. I'm a little cat. I'm a little cat. They'll

1:32:07

eat you up. Oh no! No,

1:32:10

oh no. You just imagine.

1:32:13

Yeah! They would

1:32:16

take him on stage immediately. They'd

1:32:19

heat you up. No,

1:32:21

I get it. Well, happy 400.

1:32:23

Happy fourth.

1:32:25

We did it. May 400 be with you. I

1:32:29

was here the whole time. Can we salute your shorts

1:32:31

as we go out? Whoa! Because I got the

1:32:33

red, white, and blue. Oh, I thought you meant the show. No, that's

1:32:35

different. They don't know. They

1:32:37

don't know? Nope. He

1:32:39

doesn't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Guy from, that guy

1:32:41

was in Rylo Kylie. It doesn't matter. Goodbye.

1:32:45

Bye, bye, bye. Bye, bye. Bye, bye.

1:32:47

Bye, bye. Bye, bye. Bye, bye.

1:32:50

Bye, bye. Bye, bye. Bye,

1:32:52

bye. Bye, bye. Bye, bye. Bye,

1:32:54

bye. Bye, bye. Bye, bye.

1:32:56

Bye, bye. ["The World's

1:33:15

Best Song"]

1:33:18

So

1:33:20

I don't have enough podcasts, not

1:33:23

enough places for me to spew nonsense.

1:33:25

So I started a new one. It's about things

1:33:28

that are interesting to me. Who shot J.R.?

1:33:31

Irish folk music? What happened to

1:33:33

Acapulco? Hopefully you will listen

1:33:35

to it and you'll find out the answers

1:33:37

to these and other inane questions. All

1:33:40

right. ["The World's Best Song"]