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Hey, what's up, Firecats? Welcome

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to Off Topic. I'm your host, Michael. Today,

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we've also got joining us as fellow co-hosts

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Alfredo... What? ...Sizlin Diaz...

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That's a Firecat. ...Trevor, Spicy

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Collins, and Joe

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Muskrat.

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Muskrat? Yeah. Hottest

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animal. The hottest. Only

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the hottest animal. Have you ever had muskrat meat?

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I've never had muskrat meat. It actually has a natural spice to

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it. Oh, yeah. It's

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because of all the cayenne peppers that we feed it

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on. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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It's a scorcher. Are

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you going with this because of the lava sauce? Probably

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hot right now. Not at all. It's hot, Joe.

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Feel around you, dog. This is baking out. Just

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waft your arms in the air and feel it. Most

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of you walking around Austin, feeling that

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summer

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heat... Yeah. ...while you're at RTX.

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Yeah, which is now. Yes.

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Right now. Well, unless you're watching this live, then it's tomorrow,

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technically. Yeah, but technically, still could

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now. I mean... It could always be now. Trevor,

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I'm working Thursday for RTX, so don't fucking

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tell me it's not now. You are. I

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don't want no technicality. Yeah, there are also things

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on Thursday happening. What's up? There's

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also things happening Thursday. That's what I'm saying. Depending

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who you are, it could be today.

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For you? Yeah. Wow!

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Tell us more. Now! Now,

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coming from Joe Musgrat Lee... He

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liked it. He liked taking the persona. The

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first night tonight. Your superhero. Yeah. So

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we're getting this out of the way, obviously. Mm-hmm. We're

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batting down the hatches. Yep. Oh,

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man. There's a lot going on. It's here.

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There's a lot. But it is also hot. If

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you're hearing this now, it's too fucking late. You're too

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late. You're done. You're in it. You packed

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your jacket. You packed your long-legged pants.

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But it actually, allegedly,

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if

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the weather meteorologist

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like Alfredo can see the future as I

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did earlier, you saw, they

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say it's going to be a little bit cooler. And by that,

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I mean like mid to high 90s. Right,

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relative to like the other week, where it was like 105. That's

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pretty good. That's pretty chill. 96, 96, 96.

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I was going to go to six flags. Let's

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look at the lows. 96, that's great.

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What's the low say? Oh,

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freezing. 76 until about 6 AM, 4

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AM. Yeah, Thursday

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like usual chance of thunder. Right.

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Oh, 95. Let's throw some

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rain in there, baby. It'll be for like 30

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minutes. But it'll make it ugly

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for two days. I

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was going to, I was looking at maybe taking the

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kids to six flags the other weekend.

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It was 105 degrees in San Antonio. The

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heat is like it's June,

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sir. I set up my phone.

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And the meteorologist felt it. Yeah, they're

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like, hey, don't worry, a break's coming. 96, pretty

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good. I don't think it was this hot. It

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was not.

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It was not. It's like fucking,

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it's also again, it just became

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summer. It not only was not this hot

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last year, it was not this hot in June. It got here

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fast. When does summer start? It

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was like June 20th or something. It just

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started. I was like early. It's been hot as shit.

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Yeah. And so like the height

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isn't usually till August,

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like the end of July, early August.

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Yeah, it's been summer for a week. Yeah. It's

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like June here and I'm like, it's summer somewhere.

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Right, exactly. Everyone was going, it's the first day of

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summer. And I was going,

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man, yesterday, a month ago. It

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feels like summer fast. But

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with the heat advisory or whatever, with the heat,

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it's every day. Equation.

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I don't know how math works or how meteorology

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works. That's bad, because you're

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like, no, it's the future. We

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take division and we amplify it to

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its nucleus and maximize

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its potential. Once you've gone

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through the nucleus, a 105 feels

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like 117 or so. I was looking at

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it like how it feels. I don't care if 105 feels

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like 105, it's still too much. It's

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the atoms and you fluctuate it. Oh, is it

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when I can vibrate fast enough? If

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it gets hot

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enough, I can walk through a wall. I call

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it phasing. Oh, I've

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heard that one. Japan. Man,

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this week's been interesting to be on my lonesome. Barbara's been...

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You spending time in Hawaii taunting people

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through social media?

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Yes, how'd you know? Oh, okay, this is the phasing

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thing. Yes, right, you brought it really

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quickly, really quick

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throwback. I didn't leave. You're

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still in the room. I'm seeing you in the next room and you're

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like, yeah, but there's a phone in here.

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Barbara's in L.A. because they're doing a lot of all good, no worries

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stuff, batch recording, how hard... During

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ARCH-EX? She's

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very productive, she's very talented. Yeah,

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so she's batch recording all sorts of stuff over

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there. So I'm on my

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lonesome, I get my finger diagnosed, broken,

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because I've been using

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it for like a week and a half. We did a beach day. Yeah,

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we did a beach day. We did a beach episode. We

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did a post beach episode. Right.

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And we mentioned you got a little boob. I was sick the day

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that you probably did that.

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Probably. Because, yeah, so not only could

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I not work out, I got a stomach bug that hit all

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my way. We just mentioned, like, oh, you hurt your finger, and now

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said,

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it's broken. It's broken. I gave to the

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beach so that we could have... The same beach

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that scratched my eye. Right, it takes. Like

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weeks before. Oh, that's dangerous every time. It

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takes something big. I don't know. Not

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me or Trevor. Trevor,

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to God, not. It's like a final destination

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situation. You know what I mean? It hit

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my...

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And Trevor like so like

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when it comes back to Michael, it's got to go through everyone

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else Finger

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Joe one month for two unless

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we predict it predict it say

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jellyfish comes our way Hits

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destiny or Jackie instead Already

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his destiny. So it's got a Jackie. Here's

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what's gonna happen. Joe's gonna figure it out Final

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destination style play I got it dodge

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it but then not really he's last in the chains was

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the first one to come back Right,

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right. Yeah,

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but what if the beach

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loved your guys's sacrifice is so much

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that it decides to take I don't think it did. I think

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it's got an appetite Joe was out of

6:39

a month. Joe. Look at your shirt. Look at your shirt. How

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many the beach isn't gonna take from you? Oh

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shit. I mean come on.

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Oh, you you had a painful life for a month It

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was it was it was painful for a couple of days

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and blurry for like two weeks. Blurry for two weeks. The

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time is just being amplified. I'm out for eight

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weeks. Oh, no, right It's

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exponential

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Like

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a three-month or what's what what's

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next or a six probably yeah, but

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We're gonna go back. It's gonna

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have Risk. Yeah,

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it's not even a risk. It's a fact but

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I mean I've already paid mine Right

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anyway so I've been learning to get so

7:26

the week and a half where I was just like I

7:28

just knocked it around a little bit because I got jammed

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I caught a football weird and it just got jammed

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and so I'm like, oh, you know

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I'll try to immobilize it ice it or whatever

7:37

let the swelling go down but then we play

7:39

like Diablo or I'd have to type or something

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I just throw the splint off and start going away

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at it and

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And then it would start aching and then it's

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split back on it So yeah, I had to go get an x-ray because

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it was doing it's called a mallet finger

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Where like the tip just the tip

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here. There you go, like leans down because

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the tendon here that controls that knuckle

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It didn't snap, thankfully,

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but instead, it just ripped off a chunk

8:04

of bone from the very tip of the finger. And so, since

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it's not connected, it just kind of droops. I

8:09

was like, oh man, this thing's gonna heal crooked. I won't be able to

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play guitar. It's gonna mess with like, you

8:13

know, typing even. And so I was like,

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let me just, let me go figure it out.

8:17

Yep, so this week has been me

8:20

living on my own while also getting used

8:22

to being one-handed. Because even

8:24

though it's just one finger, they're all the way the tendons

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work,

8:27

as they kind of all go together. And I

8:30

just cannot bend this, or it will

8:32

undo any healing I've done. So for eight

8:35

weeks, I have to keep that straight. I'm trying

8:37

to use like, my little pincer maneuvers, but

8:40

you know, like cutting chicken. And he doesn't even

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pincer, he meant pincer. Yeah, I pincer with

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him. Usually. He's gonna pincer. No, you

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know what, you're right. I don't pince. I'm just saying.

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But yeah, cooking dinner, that was a treat.

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It took like an extra hour just to like, figure

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things out, not get juices all

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over this. It took me a while. You're gonna get

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chicken. Oh, we all start slicing

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up chicken. I'm

9:02

like, what? I'm ordering food. I'm

9:04

bringing knives around. You

9:07

know, in the shower, I like. It took me forever to put

9:09

my tie on before I cooked. But

9:14

yeah, so anyway, it's been interesting.

9:16

And I think my fingers kind of had enough already, because

9:18

it already tried to end itself. Two

9:21

nights ago, I woke up, and the finger

9:23

itself was just completely numb.

9:24

Yeah, it was trying to leave me. It

9:27

was trying to lop itself off, you

9:29

know, by strangulation. See, this is why I'm

9:31

like heavily in your mindset,

9:34

when you went to the doctor's, like, hey, can I

9:36

work out with this? And like, yeah, sure. I'm

9:39

dying, don't lie. They said, yeah. And

9:41

you're like hesitant. And then I hear stuff like that. I'm like,

9:43

I'm really hesitant. No, I haven't worked out on it at

9:45

all. I'm tempted to, but I like,

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I want to let a couple of weeks go by and feel

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it out. Cause like, it's just like, I broke

9:52

my arm before and like you get a full cast.

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That is not nearly as limiting. The

9:58

only thing is like the cast comes up between your fingers and that kind of adjustment. just

10:00

your grip, but you can still

10:02

use it. You just gotta work around it. This

10:04

is just, I just am

10:07

anal about not bending the finger. And

10:09

so like, you know. Is it prohibiting the

10:11

use of your pinky too? I mean, I kinda

10:13

just pinkies out. Well, real sponges is just safer

10:16

and classy. It is so classy. It would be

10:18

easier if you just lost the finger, because

10:20

then you could still use the pinky. Kind of a little bit, but also right.

10:23

Because you use that ring finger a lot. Maybe

10:26

you should let the finger move. What if you splinted

10:28

the pinky finger to it, and they

10:30

moved as one? Well, you could. They

10:32

would normally, you know,

10:35

you would attach it to your middle finger, is how

10:37

that would go. But that's just rude. Why

10:39

would it be rude? Because he keeps spinning it. Then you have to

10:41

see a really big

10:42

thing and talk to someone, and you're sucking them off. Had

10:45

this done just for you. Dude, last night

10:47

though, it was retaliating again. This

10:49

time it didn't try to decay. You're

10:51

so long. You're a strangulation. You've got an idle

10:53

finger situation. You might as well cut them off. I'm putting an

10:56

asshole in. This is devil's

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play thing. Going through all of Devin's, I was moving.

11:00

Oh yeah. When it started itching down

11:02

in there, I was like, you son of a bitch. Oh

11:05

yeah, strapped to a car. A broken arm, I

11:07

can slide a pencil down and scratch. I can't

11:09

do that here. What toothpick?

11:10

Toothpick? Wedge that in there.

11:13

Just start stabbing the shit out of yourself.

11:15

Anyway, that's enough of that. It's a broken

11:17

finger, and it is what it is. Man, I

11:19

didn't realize though, I was talking to Fredo yesterday, I didn't realize how

11:22

much you use your ring finger. Like when I'm typing, it's

11:24

basically index and ring fingers.

11:27

Those are the full reach. So I'm just,

11:29

instinctually I'm just bashing in about

11:31

a bunch of keys all at once. And

11:33

boy can type too. Yeah. We're

11:35

talking about like in the office. I use finger and pinky. In the office,

11:38

who can type? It's like, on

11:41

our end, and then you go on the other end. What are you talking

11:44

about? Yeah. At all of us, you can

11:46

type better than all of us. I can type, but I feel

11:48

like you all can type. I can type it away. I'm

11:50

like, I know. You might be confusing. You

11:53

might be confusing the clicking of heads. Yeah,

11:55

you're confusing. I'll be honest. There's

11:58

not been a lot of it in my head for

11:59

a minute. There's not been a lot of clicking heads

12:01

lately. A lot of clicking spiders. 50,000 clicks

12:04

per second in Diablo, which is not called

12:06

clicking heads. No, it's scrolling, because

12:08

Joe has remapped his

12:10

clicks to scrolls.

12:12

I had 100. Pass. Finally.

12:15

Joe was there, witnessed it. Yeah. It

12:17

was energy and life.

12:19

After they nerfed like. How much juicing

12:21

did you do? He didn't do. Juicing? I

12:24

bound that to it for him. What? No,

12:26

no, no. He couldn't make it, so he had the up experience. No,

12:29

they upped the experience, but I was already at level 97. I

12:31

know. Imagine we hit 100 before that. It really, really.

12:33

Imagine if he was in a original first edition 100.

12:35

Amplified my time by like half. First edition 100. You

12:39

said it was before. Oh, not before

12:41

that. It's still the same, but they upped the experience

12:43

and like the end game shit. But you said it takes

12:45

like from level one to 85 is half the

12:47

experience to get from 85 to 100. Yeah. Yep.

12:51

Yep. And it was like, oh,

12:54

brutal.

12:54

But. What is it now with the updates? Well, it's the same. They

12:57

just made shit worth more. So it just

12:59

goes to the least. End game content like the nightmare dungeon.

13:01

Yes. Just worth way more

13:03

experience. Dude, I. But like I was 97, so. Right.

13:06

Basically. So you're basically there. I'm

13:08

legit 100. I'm legit. I did a lot

13:10

of legwork already. I did

13:12

a nightmare dungeon trying to push myself because Joe

13:15

dragged me through a couple where he goes sit

13:17

back, son. And I was too antsy to like, what's

13:19

going on, dad? He's out there slashing and

13:21

banging both. And.

13:24

Bang. But

13:24

then I was like, it's time. I need to do

13:27

my own. And so I did like a tier

13:29

like 21, 22 or something, because

13:32

tier 15 was like, I was like, that's a little easy.

13:34

Let's let's move it up. And then I got

13:36

in there and I used basically all my lives.

13:39

And so then I'm like going in and out of room. It's

13:41

like. Oh, wait. I

13:43

don't know. It's a solo yet more. You know,

13:46

you only get four. I don't know what it was. But I was going

13:48

in and out of room so I could kite half the room away

13:50

and then wear them all down. And

13:52

I'm like, this is taking way too long.

13:54

But I finished, got all the way to the end.

13:57

Some peon, some like little just.

13:59

nerd some nerd just

14:02

little monster at the very end I'm like oh

14:05

fine overkill use all my abilities to

14:07

just smash this little thing then there's

14:09

an ambush after that and I died right

14:11

at the very end after like 45 minutes

14:13

of shipping away

14:18

at this in season I've never had a nightmare

14:21

since it and I quit

14:23

so that reminds me

14:25

there's a game mode in

14:28

Diablo it's called like hardcore where

14:30

you take a character you die once that character

14:32

is oh yeah my level 100 character

14:35

is like 80 hours

14:37

or something like that it's like massive

14:39

the massive amount of hours in that single character

14:41

to reach level hundred so the goal is to reach

14:44

a level hundred as a hardcore character

14:47

well no

14:50

it's like a big waste of time

14:53

it really does I get

14:55

it for me it was like the first there was

14:58

also incentive to do it because it was like the first what thousand

15:00

people got their names on

15:03

a little statue that's gonna be a like those

15:06

of HQ like engraved

15:09

put it in the game I'll be like yeah awesome I saw

15:11

a video

15:14

yesterday there was a guy who

15:16

was like above like level 80

15:18

85 it was 85

15:20

right and so he is

15:23

just going to town on this dungeon

15:25

just tearing it up all right he

15:27

sees this loot goblin

15:29

loot goblin just runs he

15:32

runs he tries to teleport away because he's got a precious

15:34

bag full of loot mm-hmm chase a

15:36

loot goblin down

15:37

boom pops loot everywhere he's

15:40

happy all right his hardcore character 85 lots

15:42

of hours spent now gets a treasure trove

15:44

of loot he walks up doesn't

15:47

realize that

15:49

you know in nine

15:51

four dungeons there's a bunch of different roles in terms

15:53

of like buffs and things

15:55

that could hurt you one of the things was

15:58

a might have been like volcanic I think Death

16:00

pulse death when

16:02

anything dies hard

16:05

pulse That does deal

16:07

damage killed me so too much chase

16:09

down this loot goblin killed it and went. Oh

16:11

loot walked on Pick it up

16:14

death pulse happened wiped in character

16:18

Was he just stared at my silence right

16:20

for 30 seconds And then he just got up

16:23

out of his chair Just real stoic and just

16:25

started walking around as a room and then he went back

16:27

to his monitor and looked at it and then Started walking But

16:34

it rules like it rules that there's people

16:36

out there to do it yeah

16:39

That's the ultimate oh like

16:41

I don't know man you obviously You

16:44

want people to make it really far you

16:47

want to get 200, but also you

16:49

want to see oh? Especially

16:54

shit like that like you walked into it I

16:58

can't attack you it explodes

17:01

and then shoots fire out. Yeah that one dude

17:03

that things kill me real fuck face I'm

17:09

afraid of that. We should

17:10

you know maybe we should do what you did

17:13

your dead hardcore Diablo and see whoo We

17:15

can make it now see that I would do That

17:22

sounds like a fucking great I

17:25

do because we're gonna make a video

17:28

and it's gonna not be long at all

17:30

and I have

17:32

Basically no experience in this game right will

17:34

be killed immediately, but you're

17:37

gonna be the barbarian I'm absolutely

17:39

not gonna be the barbarian again. Why different class

17:41

Why would it be the same class because you haven't tried the Hoda

17:44

barbarian right? Right or I try

17:46

one of the other completely different classes whoa

17:50

More different than a different barbarian. Don't be very

17:52

probably gonna be drew it okay, so look I

17:55

don't think about useless I'm

17:58

just gonna be whatever I want

17:59

I'm not gonna be a barbarian. You just have to play

18:02

two characters that can carry two druids because

18:04

druids

18:09

But like it's like later on though we could be really

18:11

powerful werewolves I do like Yeah

18:19

So you know how we were playing yesterday and you

18:22

got a hundred congratulations, thank you Well

18:24

me and Ray me and Ray kept playing okay

18:28

No, he's at 99 oh But

18:31

you know how you have to hunt the helmet

18:33

for the druid build the tempest rewards a unique

18:36

helmet

18:38

So it's very very hard to get and

18:40

I got an ancestral home yesterday

18:43

unique helmet It was the same

18:45

fucking one that I've gotten five times now.

18:47

Mmm, which is for the other bills Don't look

18:50

a gift horse in its tasty little mouth

18:54

That's true five of them

18:56

five of the same one Five

18:59

characters. No, it's not five care by

19:01

different character. No, it's five

19:03

druid bills that I don't want to play and you

19:05

can I've

19:08

already played it and then like I told Jack

19:10

and you were there

19:12

Uniques are very hard to come like very rare

19:15

and also you can't complain that

19:17

you got a Bugatti if you want a Ferrari Yeah,

19:22

I become the meta fuck the meta

19:31

Specking again, I didn't

19:33

quite feel that one out too well Dude,

19:37

my oh man my rotations gash

19:39

with this fucking thing. Yeah Like

19:45

try to throw like a mantic spell with their staff

19:47

and just he can't Know I can

19:49

use my one-handed staff. I can't hold up my skull

20:01

You don't point

20:03

at a broker. You got so close. You

20:09

think it would be easier

20:11

and less disorienting if you just all

20:13

your fingers on that one. I'm

20:15

trying to get rid of my fingers. That's bad. It's so

20:17

sad. Somebody in a football and Barbara break

20:20

the rest. Man, so sad. I'm

20:25

taking the rest of your. Yeah, that was wild.

20:28

You know what I did? Would

20:30

have maybe been impossible with broken

20:32

fingers, or even a single broken little

20:35

finger. Unless you're my doctor. Anything's possible.

20:40

Finally, Frito, last

20:41

night beat

20:43

Sekiro. Oh, shit. I've completed

20:45

everything from a software game. Every

20:47

single one? 50 every game. That was the last one. Yeah,

20:50

I was at the final boss like a year-ish ago.

20:53

And I got up to him maybe

20:56

like nine months or something. Was playing, got

20:58

up to the final boss. Started

21:00

fighting him, couldn't beat him. Did

21:03

play it for months. Came back,

21:06

played it, didn't play the entire

21:08

game at all for months. Went to the final boss,

21:10

did it for a couple hours, couldn't beat him. Then that was

21:12

like four months ago. And then last night, I was like,

21:15

it would go again. Playing it again.

21:17

It's been another couple months. Yeah, ours? It's

21:19

about time. Pulled it

21:21

off. Pulled it off. It was a good time. The

21:23

only difference, tonal. Just

21:25

like your pull-ups. Just like

21:27

your ability to stretch. Grip strength is

21:29

stronger.

21:31

I don't know. Pull-ups

21:33

are part of your tonal routine. Oh, I'm saying is.

21:35

Like diapers. No, no. I said, well. I

21:37

was like, you know. What I'm saying is after

21:39

these last five months, there are things that you can

21:41

do that you didn't practice that are

21:44

just you're good at now. And so I'm thinking,

21:47

although this was a lot of practice. Mostly

21:51

what it was was a lot of. Yep,

21:54

just locked in. That's a crumb soft face

21:56

right there. Ugh.

21:58

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

21:59

How's that was there? Did you have

22:02

the traditional

22:04

like, I got him down. I had the traditional

22:07

co-op from Sean Bolin. Oh. Guiding

22:10

me and screaming about gourds.

22:12

And deltoids? Deltoids. There

22:16

was a lot of him taking his shirt off, and

22:18

then me rebutting back and forth. That

22:20

was fun. He'll be at RTX. Hell

22:23

yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah, it

22:25

was fun. So that was the other reason why it took so long, is I

22:27

started streaming that at some point with him.

22:29

He's just watching it. And I'm like,

22:32

we should finish it together. And I played a bunch on

22:35

my own, and I was like, all right, I'll

22:37

wait to finish it with Sean. And then it just became

22:39

so

22:40

infrequent that it was like a joke.

22:43

And he's like, man, we've got to finish this. We can play something

22:45

else. We can just play something else. He's like, no,

22:47

we have to finish

22:48

this. All right, fine.

22:50

And so last night was the first time

22:52

we're about an hour or so in, I was like, oh, I think I

22:54

might beat this. Oh, shit. Dude,

22:57

it's like a final boss, which is like a whatever guy, just

23:00

to waste your time and health. And then there's

23:02

like the real final boss in these three fucking

23:04

phases. OK, I was about to say phase two. Three.

23:06

That's four. Technically. Like again, I

23:09

got to the point where I could beat phase one and two

23:11

without getting hit. And then, you know, I mean, it's

23:13

from software. You do it six times, and then

23:15

you dive four times in a row in the first phase.

23:17

And you're like,

23:18

all right, you doesn't

23:20

usually do that. Right. That's the

23:22

thing. He's like, hey, you doesn't usually do that. That

23:24

meant that. Why didn't you swing twice?

23:27

Percent is he only swing once.

23:29

Wait. Wait. He has a three

23:31

swing attack. I've only seen the two.

23:34

All right. That's that

23:36

was cheap. Do you think anyway, do you think the next FromSoft

23:39

game is going to use a little bit of like

23:41

learning, machine learning to kind

23:43

of like counter your strategies? What? What

23:45

are you saying? Like in Alien

23:48

Covenant,

23:48

right? Or whatever. Alien Isolation.

23:50

What is the game where the little creature runs around after

23:52

you? It learns how you've. Isolation. Yeah,

23:54

like if you flashbanged it a few times, it's like, I

23:56

know to avoid that. Like that

23:58

would be interesting.

23:59

Ubisoft is built on memorizing

24:02

the patterns, getting to know the enemies and whatnot. But

24:04

it'd be very curious if they would implement that.

24:07

They have to fundamentally change the game

24:09

though, because a lot of enemies, there's only one way to

24:11

find it. I mean, you go about it, but like.

24:13

Maybe like bosses do it or something. Again, an example,

24:17

in this game in particular, it's actually like

24:19

Sekiro is way more, it's

24:21

more polished, I would say, than

24:23

any Dark Souls game. But it's also

24:26

more limited in that you

24:28

just get a sword, that's it, like you have one weapon. What?

24:31

Yeah, you don't like change weapons. You

24:34

don't have like armor, a quick mirroring that shit.

24:36

You just have like a sidearm basically, and you can

24:38

like swap that out as like your, like

24:40

it could be like a defensive thing, it could be like firecrackers.

24:44

Like shit like that. But the combat's

24:46

like way more focused, but you have

24:48

no choice, right? You either need to like

24:50

block, dodge, or counter. And there's nothing

24:53

else you can do. Gotcha. And so, like

24:55

there's this one big thing you learn early on called the McCreary

24:58

counter, which is like anytime an enemy ever like lunges

25:00

towards you, if you press like up in the circle

25:02

button or the B button, you'll like step on

25:04

the

25:05

sword or the weapon or whatever. And like, bring

25:07

it into it. And so it's like, it's

25:10

kind of difficult to telegraph that the whole game and

25:12

then be like, got to figure something else out. Well,

25:14

I'm just saying. I mean, it's more like, you know, he stops

25:16

stabbing or like he does like a taunt

25:18

stab or something. Oh, I see what you're saying. Like

25:21

it's like AI new moves.

25:23

Right, well it just like, it starts to, it changes

25:25

its patterns based on how you're addressing

25:28

them. I just wanted to wear like

25:30

when Joe walks in, it just waits to see

25:32

him roll five times and then smashes him with a hammer.

25:35

It just anticipates you and you start swinging

25:37

in an empty spot. There we go.

25:40

Joe and I are

25:42

playing Liza P. It's awesome.

25:45

It's an awesome game. I keep hearing really

25:47

good things about Liza. I don't know who this Liza

25:50

is, but I'm very compelled.

25:52

Yeah, Trevor said that. Why did she have her

25:54

own? He was like, what is

25:57

Liza P? I was like, Pinocchio game. And

25:59

you're like, that's the.

25:59

a game of my job. So I got Liza

26:02

Fonocchio. So I was like, OK, then who's

26:04

Liza Fonocchio? I don't know. So

26:07

we got Jopetto and Pajokio. That's

26:10

fucking awesome. Michael

26:12

just continuously just keeps throwing

26:15

my name into all the other names. Your name is perfect

26:17

for that. I love that Joe many. Joe

26:20

many cricket. Joe many cricket. It's

26:23

just, it's been awesome because I've been

26:26

missing like just like because

26:28

this time Michael's driving it, playing

26:29

the game, and I'm not, and I'm watching. It's fun to

26:32

just watch it. Like now I understand the enjoyment

26:34

that Michael was getting watching me play.

26:37

It's obviously different. If it's a game you like, it's very

26:39

fascinating to watch. Yeah,

26:41

it's pretty well polished too.

26:43

It's pretty good. We're just playing the

26:45

demo, but it's like as long as shit. I mean,

26:47

it's a decent length demo. As long as shit because it's fucking

26:49

hard. Like if it wasn't hard, it would

26:52

still be probably a meaty 20, 30 minute demo. But

26:54

like it's so long because it's fucking

26:56

hard. Like I imagine if you run through it without

26:59

dying,

27:00

I guess maybe still could be like 45 minutes to

27:02

an hour. It's pretty long. That's a chunk. It's pretty long,

27:04

but it's hours because it's hard. Because

27:07

there's like two major bossing counters.

27:09

There's like an early boss,

27:11

and then there's like a bunch of running

27:13

around like enemy stuff, some mini

27:15

bosses, and then there's like a big boss

27:17

at the end. And Joe and I haven't

27:19

finished it yet, but we're right

27:21

at the end. So it'll be

27:23

three points probably. That's awesome. I

27:26

guess in a less facetious way, what

27:28

is the kind of premise then with regards

27:30

to Pinocchio? It's like, you know,

27:33

one of those like Pinocchio dark, you

27:36

know, like but dark and creepy. So what is he like? Teenage

27:38

Pinocchio? And it's like, yeah, he's a teenage.

27:41

And it's just like he's a fucking robot instead of a puppet.

27:44

Like they're still called puppets, but like. The

27:46

world is karate. He's more like an android

27:48

because he's got like, he looks like a human. Like

27:50

completely looks like a human. And all the enemies are like

27:52

malfunctioned puppets. Got like that. Japan

27:55

and Maine. Failed Pinocchio. They went to fuck. And

27:57

that's the game starts. Like a sex. All fucked.

27:59

Could be. Could be. Could

28:02

be. Could be. Yeah. I

28:05

will say the, uh, the animations that like the robots, the

28:07

puppets make are really fucking cool.

28:09

How like not human like they

28:11

are. Because everything in Dark Souls, not

28:13

everything, but so much in Dark Souls is humanoid. Is it

28:15

like, is it like that uncanny valley of like.

28:17

Yes. Of like just how the art moves. Like

28:19

animatronic shit. But,

28:20

yes, yes, but it's like a mix of animatronic

28:23

with ragdoll. Yeah. I mean it's hard

28:25

to explain. Like it's not, it's not just animatronic. Like

28:27

Ultron when he walked out. Oh shit.

28:30

Yeah. That was cool. I think So

28:35

all the enemies are chucky cheese characters like

28:37

the animatronic like, but they probably they're probably

28:40

gonna make that. Like five minutes. Speaking

28:42

of chucky cheese, I drove by. I

28:45

drove by chucky cheese last week. They changed

28:47

chucky. Chuck the

28:48

rat is now chucking. Ten years ago,

28:51

dude. When did they do that? Yeah, that was about.

28:53

What happened? Chuckie. He's

28:55

probably been that. He's probably been that. A little

28:58

more of your life. It's um, yeah, it's a glow

29:00

up.

29:00

It is. They made him like a kid. They're

29:03

not like they give the Pikachu treatment. Yeah, it's

29:05

not. So they just change the name change

29:07

the name of the fucking Rodney the rat or something and just

29:09

he looks different. I mean, he does look different. He

29:12

got a lot of cheese. Rodney

29:14

cheese. Rodney cheese. He got a new

29:16

head. Okay. And so they had

29:19

to give him a body and an outfit to match

29:21

the attire of his new head. Well, they do. Yeah.

29:24

Yeah. I have to say. Yeah, it was

29:26

kind of disgusting. I don't get new pants. I'm

29:28

sorry. Chuckie cheese, but it doesn't look like anything

29:31

like Chuckie should look like that way.

29:33

Oh, maybe I do get like a

29:35

sign on your head. Pull like a Mac and

29:37

get like a real big and

29:39

then you get a little again. Oh Jesus.

29:41

Yeah. The 2012 that was in 2000.

29:43

Well, I mean, I don't know the last

29:45

time I went to a Chuckie cheese. I don't see. I

29:48

used to Chuckie cheese. I know what you know what you're saying.

29:50

We know you're used to the version. We

29:53

know.

29:55

God, it's meant for kids to be kids, not

29:57

Joe to be angry. Fuck

30:00

it. Yeah. I clicked on an

30:02

ad. Look, I get it. You got a lot of good memories.

30:06

Little Joe jumping in the ball pit, fishing

30:08

for turds. That was your joke? He was the

30:10

one leaving turds. I was the one leaving

30:12

them. I said, hey, good luck, little kid.

30:15

Yeah, here you go. Here you go. I'm

30:17

finding it. So in 2012, that's when they

30:19

shifted to this lean, mean

30:22

rat machine, but it's a mouse.

30:24

And then what you're probably noticing is in 2019, they

30:27

put a red circle around him.

30:28

So he didn't notice until the

30:31

red circle was there. The red circle. Really?

30:34

It really popped. Look here. He popped. He

30:37

does pop. It's disgusting. I know. Almost

30:40

like someone's squeezing him so his eyeballs would be bulging. That

30:42

should be the mascot for the rat and crackle

30:44

pup.

30:45

No. No. It's

30:47

already chuggy cheese. And it's also a mouse. It's

30:50

not a mouse. It is a mouse now. No.

30:54

I don't like it. Sorry,

30:56

I'm stuck on it. I just... Okay, are you

30:58

used to the 1998 to 2004 version? I'm

31:01

used to both of these. The 94 to 98 or the 04

31:03

to 12 version? I'm used to

31:05

the 98 to 04 and 04 to 2012. Yeah,

31:08

really? I'm going to point the ears. What year are

31:10

we born? Okay, I'm just

31:12

trying to make sure that this guy's... that it lines up with

31:14

his childhood and that he's not camping outside. He's

31:17

chugging cheese. Oh. Leaving turds

31:19

in the bowl. Leaving turds in the bowl. That would be a problem.

31:21

That's why we're here. That's why we're here. You

31:24

need to stop. We don't care if we're here.

31:26

We don't care if we're here. Don't you be putting ideas in the

31:28

context. This actually isn't live. This actually isn't live.

31:30

This is a confrontation. We don't care if

31:32

they change the way we go. You

31:34

can't go in there and just buy a lot

31:36

of this. Is this an intervention about my poopie mission?

31:38

Yeah. This is a problem.

31:40

This is an intervention. Whenever this man sees

31:44

a ball pit

31:46

or a trampoline in someone's backyard, he's

31:48

got to go poop in it. Remember when

31:50

there was a biologic in the pool at

31:52

the beach?

31:54

Who was there?

31:55

And who kept saying, I want

31:57

to be here. That's

32:00

true. Oh my God. That's true.

32:04

He left right before he left. He

32:06

said, poop, Lacey. I got a pinman

32:08

that was an announcement. Poop in the pool. And

32:11

it wasn't a biological matter.

32:14

And so it was like, it wasn't even poor Joe.

32:16

Like, it was poor Destiny that was like, on

32:18

behalf of Joe going, he's driving,

32:20

but he's demanding a photo of

32:22

the evidence. You guys texted us that as soon

32:24

as we left, like only 30 minutes

32:27

after we left. And I just kept telling

32:29

him, that's he asked him for a picture. Tell him to send

32:31

me a picture. I just want to see it. She

32:33

did. Yeah. I should just poop. And

32:36

then someone. In a toilet. In

32:39

a toilet. Like, if I was in it. I actually want

32:41

to see it. I just want to. You want to see

32:44

your work. Yeah. You want to see

32:46

your work. Yeah, you sick bastard.

32:48

What you wrought. It

32:50

wasn't a rush. I couldn't get a picture. Hold

32:52

on. I want to go back. I want to see. It's

32:57

all coming together now. Mike was on

32:59

about me peeing the bed. I did. Every

33:02

chance I could get would just, and see if we'd

33:05

ever wet himself in some manner. That first

33:07

morning I had offered, I was like, yeah, let's go get donuts for

33:09

everybody or whatever.

33:09

And Michael being like the morning bird,

33:12

wakes up, texts me, goes, A, you up? Did

33:14

you piss the bed? And I go, piss

33:16

everywhere, but I'm ready to get donuts. So

33:19

afterward, so we're

33:21

leaving. It's 6 30 p.m. on

33:23

like the departure day.

33:25

Michael says someone pooped the pool, so it's closed

33:28

for the day. And then

33:30

Barbara's like, are you serious? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

33:32

And then Barbara joked that it was my parting gift. And then

33:34

you said, piss the bed, poop the pool. But that's when

33:37

Joe couldn't let somebody steal

33:39

his signature move. Right, right, right. Someone

33:41

was getting credit for all the extra

33:44

moves. Right, right. So instantly,

33:46

and I'm talking, hold on, let me check. Minutes.

33:49

Destiny goes, okay, hold on. Joe

33:51

wants to know if somebody took a picture. He

33:53

has a photo collection and would like

33:55

to add to it. Now,

33:58

let me get that total non sequitur.

33:59

But when did this photo start? When did these photos

34:02

collections start? And does it have anything to do with the 1998

34:05

Chuck E. Cheese re-brew? The first one

34:07

may or may not have been in a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit. Right.

34:11

Maybe.

34:12

He started his collection. Well, you had to get to the bottom.

34:14

That's where it is. Oh, God. Oh, oops.

34:17

So it goes on. Michael gives the

34:19

message from the management.

34:21

What do they call it? A biologic, I think,

34:23

or something of that matter? Yeah, a biohazard.

34:26

Biohazard. The pool, unfortunately, has been

34:28

closed for the rest of the day due to a biohazard.

34:31

I'm like, God, damn, that's visceral.

34:34

So Destiny, once again, very

34:36

quickly, and I assume it's because of the pressure

34:38

from Joe, who's driving. Screaming.

34:40

Screaming. Screaming. Text, text, text,

34:42

text. Take a picture, take a picture. Joe, per

34:45

Destiny, says, he says, quote, does management

34:47

have a photo? Because Michael said, unfortunately,

34:50

I don't have a photo because I was informed by management.

34:52

Does management have the photo? And would they be

34:54

willing to share? They

34:58

said the culprit should be looking over their shoulder,

35:01

says Michael.

35:01

And then Barbara, once

35:04

again, pops in to say, are you seriously

35:06

asking for a photo? Wait, wait,

35:08

are you asking for a photo that we all took together

35:11

or a photo of the shit? Michael

35:13

just goes, shit. Destiny goes, it's

35:15

for Joe. Joe says,

35:17

it's for me. And saying, it's for

35:20

me. Yeah, because it was

35:22

going, shit, it's shit for him,

35:24

it's shit for me, in a row. It's

35:26

very clear what he's asking for here. And

35:29

you take it up a single time as Destiny.

35:31

Yeah, where, yeah. At that point,

35:34

it's for Joe, it's for me. I think we were grabbing a gas. It

35:36

was like in a movie where they goes, him, me, looking at the

35:38

same thing. He was grabbing gas when that

35:40

message came in. So she was responding

35:42

and I responded at the same time. It was a funny character. Dude,

35:44

that was, go back to the episode where I went on

35:47

a beach outfit. I said, I didn't want to let go of the beach

35:49

vibes. That was even shit in the pool. I didn't want

35:51

to let go of the beach vibes.

35:52

Yeah. Half of the party had disbanded

35:55

at that point. And I was like, hey, I know

35:57

you guys are heading home, Joe. I'm sure

35:59

you're heading out. You have this super well

36:02

planned out secure dog pickup that you're

36:04

gonna. Oh, yeah Just

36:07

so you know someone shit the pool

36:09

have fun and Joe's like thanks this

36:12

is great Oh hang on the dog the place

36:14

is calling me right now. I bet it's good news later.

36:16

Everything's going great But Joe gets home.

36:18

He's staring in the mirror. He's going my

36:20

perfect dude The plans was to leave

36:22

behind a little raisinet She's

36:25

in the pool and then to go home All

36:28

my plans fell apart from

36:31

like yeah, bro getting theirs and

36:33

then leave true Well, he didn't pay the price if you

36:35

broke a couple fingers everything would have been

36:41

Money's fake fingers are real Oh,

36:44

that's true can't print fingers. Yeah Probably

36:48

you could probably three. Yeah. Yeah, you know

36:50

what I would accept the 3d printed finger I'd say lop

36:53

it and replace it because robotics in

36:55

the future. Yeah, they'll probably put one up real quick

36:57

I'm basically I think it's probably the

36:59

easy part connecting I

37:02

think there is like a nerve reading Again,

37:07

it's I'm sure the more the

37:09

the inner workings of it is than

37:11

the 3d printing part Yeah, it's also the

37:13

like the ability to feel with it

37:17

Yeah versus and yeah,

37:19

but here's the thing about robotic hand

37:21

crushed steel That's true or

37:24

one strong-ass finger make sure vibrate You

37:26

look at you look at Joe Joe Joe you look

37:29

at Joe you say try to fucking jam

37:31

it

37:36

And then you become you

37:38

become you save babies does anyone need

37:40

anything to try? Apologist does anyone need anything to do?

37:42

I'm thinking about running off real quick Beverages

37:51

Get some drinks Trevor's flash would

37:53

run like yeah

37:56

Did

37:59

you blink I

38:02

just kept watching that going, what is happening? Did

38:04

you watch it yet? Yeah, the scene where

38:07

he doesn't have his speed. Spoiler.

38:12

Oh, shit. Let's cut that out. No,

38:15

I don't know. They need to know. Yeah,

38:17

they need to know. They need to know what you did here. Listen,

38:20

man, it's happened so many times in the TV show, you should

38:23

expect it from the movie. No, well.

38:25

The man lost his speed like 20 times. Did

38:27

he? No. That's

38:29

a different. Right, it's different. Flash,

38:32

CW, Flash, DC Universe, Justice League Flash, same,

38:38

same, but different. I

38:40

care very little about it, about any of that.

38:44

I will say, I saw Across the Spider-Verse,

38:46

that was awesome. Don't tell me about that, because I still

38:48

haven't seen it. Fucking rocked, dude. Holy

38:51

shit. That's gonna be a perfect trilogy.

38:53

Take my kid to see the movie, not take my

38:55

movie to see my kid. Although, if it wants

38:58

to, I could introduce it. What

39:01

I am currently planning, and I'm

39:03

not saying it's gonna,

39:05

I'm not saying I'm gonna pull it off, but

39:08

I had to make an effort. So I

39:10

got the runway. Can I get the plane on it?

39:12

We don't know. But come,

39:17

Kingdom Come. D-Day. I've

39:20

got the Oppenheimer Barbie double feature

39:22

movie. Oh shit.

39:24

I've already got the place. Oh my God, here he is, back in

39:26

the place. Yep, that's the place. When

39:29

is Barbie coming out? Wouldn't

39:31

you like to know? July

39:33

20th? Well, he's the weather, not me. July 21st,

39:35

correct. Come

39:38

on, Barbie, let's go party. Pfft. Ah,

39:41

yeah. Yeah, that's

39:43

perfect. Um, yeah.

39:45

So, yeah, Oppenheimer,

39:47

three hour movie. Go to a different

39:49

theater. See Barbie.

39:52

They recommend you wear a lead vest to see Oppenheimer.

39:54

I thought that was Barbie. True. Ooh, no.

39:57

Don't mix him up. Not at all.

39:59

It is a very interesting

40:02

like movies come out same weekend all

40:04

the time I just love the dichotomy

40:07

between these two films and I clearly the

40:09

world does too because it's such a thing like

40:11

Barbie

40:12

nuclear device Dude,

40:14

I'm very curious if they show the

40:17

story of the demon core I don't know if you guys know

40:19

what that is, but it looked like in one of the trailers.

40:22

This is Barbie for sure In

40:24

one of the trailers they they

40:26

show something that looks very similar to it

40:29

But anyway

40:32

Long story short there is essentially

40:34

and I'm gonna ruin this because I don't have all

40:36

the details on the top my head Let's go ahead but

40:39

basically there's this uh

40:41

this radioactive core and they need to like Center

40:44

it in this like metallic device to to

40:46

shield it all in or whatever and But

40:49

like it can't touch the edges. Maybe you

40:51

know what I'm thinking about telling this story on like a red

40:54

web

40:54

thing Okay, so I'm gonna

40:56

end the story here No, I'm gonna give

40:59

a very terrible version and then I'll give all the deeds

41:08

It's a very fascinating story, but it's just I haven't

41:11

read it or it's a little ball that can't touch Basketball

41:18

Nothing, but you need nothing, but you

41:20

need a Jordan situation, but basically

41:22

they don't want They need a little Very

41:25

little about basketball, but they don't like

41:28

when he did free throws. I remember that

41:31

He wasn't good. They didn't like when Shaq didn't

41:33

free throws I

41:37

Don't know it's not gonna be interesting if I just cut to

41:39

the chase but

41:40

It's basically a story about how scary

41:42

radiation actually is just not the whole fucking

41:44

movie Well, yes, but it's also like

41:46

the advent of the atom bomb I

41:49

mean like it isn't just about like one of

41:51

these like radioactive things but like

41:53

basically Long story short

41:55

if this core were to touch

41:57

the edge of it some some sort of reaction would happen

41:59

and nuclear radiation would just like,

42:03

like, slide a challenge. Like,

42:05

you wouldn't have any idea. It would feel like normal.

42:07

You would just be like, whatever. Joe's wet proof. But like,

42:09

as they're lowering it, they have to

42:11

be very careful. And something messes up and it

42:13

slips and falls and like, touches

42:17

the core or whatever, and then like, then settles, and

42:20

then they're like, nobody fucking, oh no, it is in the

42:22

movie. For sure it's in the movie. And they're like, nobody

42:24

fucking move. And then they like mark everybody's

42:27

like, feet, foot spots with

42:29

like chalk so they can measure the distance from the core.

42:32

Because they need to figure out how much radiation

42:34

dosage they just had. But

42:36

I don't know, I'm very eager to see if this

42:38

is in the movie, but like, the quote at the

42:40

time was, well gentlemen,

42:42

we just died. Basically. Because

42:44

of how much radiation just got splashed across

42:47

the room, or especially the people that were like, right

42:49

at the thing.

42:51

Yeah, and then like, over the next handful of weeks,

42:53

they just kind of decay because radiation just

42:56

shredded their DNA.

42:59

But yeah, radiation's scary as shit. And

43:01

so just like, one small mistake of putting something together

43:03

with like, a millimeter gap in it, and

43:05

then it slips and touches. Yeah, but if you

43:08

like micro dose, it's like allergy

43:10

shots. So

43:12

I bought, I can't outfit.

43:16

Maybe I'll wear it to both. Because

43:18

then everyone will know where I'm going next. Was

43:21

that why that song's be? Yeah, what's

43:23

up? That song? What song? Is

43:25

it about Oppenheimer? John Jacob

43:28

Oppenheimer-Schmidt. He

43:30

made the nuclear bomb. His name

43:32

is my name too. No, that's

43:34

not the version I grew up with.

43:36

Go ahead, Joe. Finish it then. I'd

43:39

be very, very eager. I

43:41

grew up too fast. I didn't get those jingles. When two Adams

43:44

touch, but don't touch the rim,

43:48

nobody dies. It

43:53

is, that is the classic. John

43:56

Jacob Oppenheimer-Schmidt.

43:58

Here it is.

43:59

I just looked it up so you could hear it visually. Your bomb is my

44:02

bomb too. But yeah, there

44:04

we know where near that butter. When that brick

44:06

says out, the people scream and shout. Holy

44:09

shit, don't drop your nuclear

44:11

bomb. Yeah, exactly. The demon

44:13

core. La, la, la, la, la, la, la. There's

44:15

a subcritical mass of plutonium, 89 millimeters

44:18

in diameter. And then you hear

44:21

that sound for a long time. That's what movies

44:23

do. I'm trying to find the

44:27

order for my Ken costume. Oh.

44:30

I was going to show you, but it

44:32

might have got sent to junk email. Because

44:36

I had to buy the real website. You

44:38

know what I mean? Not Amazon.

44:41

I wanted to get it specifically. I've been

44:43

using more real websites lately. They creep in. I know

44:45

the game. The

44:48

thing is, sometimes Amazon isn't the best place

44:50

to get things anymore. Amazon is actually

44:53

becoming very littered with just Garbo trash.

44:55

Well, this is where it's like a stance.

44:58

I'm taking a stance. It's like brands where someone

45:01

with my broken hand just

45:03

typed

45:04

like this. And then that's the brand. And

45:07

then they slap it on anything. In fact, the

45:10

Pelican cases that you had for your phone, for

45:12

example, to keep them standing, waterproof, and

45:14

everything. I just like, I think I searched

45:16

the thing that you'd sent. And I was like,

45:19

oh, that looks like it. And I bought it. And it was like

45:21

the same exact product. Same color. But

45:24

instead of where there was a cool logo on yours, it was

45:26

just aerial font,

45:28

some word. It's like blah, blah,

45:30

blah. Well, that's because people start

45:32

doing, right, it's an FBA on Amazon. FBA?

45:35

Yeah, it's fulfilled by Amazon. It's like a basic

45:37

way. You just buy product. Everyone goes

45:40

to Alibaba, buys the same exact

45:42

supplier. You see a TikTok a lot. It's called dropshipping. Dropshipping.

45:45

They just buy like, yeah, they go to Alibaba

45:47

where it's cheap. They buy it in bulk. And then they

45:49

just sell it on Amazon. And

45:51

they market it as a good. And then they just compete with each other.

45:54

And then some people will do like little tweaks here and

45:56

there to the product

45:58

to baby. They're like, oh, this one's a little bit better. So I

46:00

want to sell it for the same price, but it has more features.

46:02

Yeah, but yeah, everyone just buys the

46:04

same exact like product

46:07

flashlights like I like that right now on

46:09

Amazon I was trying to find like a compact

46:12

but like really bright flashlight for

46:14

like like a father's day gift There's a sky

46:16

I wanted to I wanted to blast through and I want to

46:19

see bone, you know I wanted that bro.

46:21

I like that when like when you're at night you're going

46:23

through and you just see I mean back in the day That was a mag

46:25

light, but you know they probably yeah Someone

46:31

come behind you smack everything realize it was your

46:33

grandma just walk

46:36

You know, I can't be sneaking out on people like

46:38

that But

46:49

like they're all they are they're all trying to outcompete each other

46:51

by like just upping the

46:53

game They're all going twenty thousand lumens. No

46:55

mines twenty five thousand Then they're getting up

46:57

to like hundred thousand lumens. I'm like,

46:59

I don't know if that's if that's possible

47:02

out of your little USB stick flashlight

47:04

No, I doubt it

47:06

is. Okay, but yeah,

47:08

I don't know it's it's a It's

47:11

interesting how Amazon's changed. I will

47:13

say I've been like going to another site making

47:15

an account Like

47:20

a lot of times you don't I just do

47:22

guest checkout Apple pay and it pre

47:24

fills ever You're reinventing the world here.

47:27

You're going to another store. All right, look

47:28

there's so there's the Barbie movie. There's yeah

47:31

Beautiful guys. So that's what tonal's been for this

47:33

beautiful Gosling in his green and

47:35

white swim trunks, right?

47:38

the exact I

47:42

feel like it's a yes. I think is it whoa

47:45

Wow on my body that would look like pajamas,

47:48

right? I mean they do look like pajamas. He's got them popped

47:50

up, right? But with

47:52

your musculature you'll make it look

47:54

like a

47:59

That's gonna be me. That's gonna be you. He's

48:02

got, I think he's got two, by the way, from looking

48:04

at it. Like, he's got white and green and he's got

48:06

pink. He's got pink. For both. Yeah, I mean,

48:08

you gotta look like Mr. Andy. Andy's

48:11

got that fucking rollerblading outfit.

48:13

I didn't get that one yet. Oh, shit. That's

48:15

just like screaming, like, 90s outfit. It looks

48:17

like full outfits. That was a lot of the first,

48:21

like, photos that were taken.

48:23

I'll get there. And like, they were like, oh, look, you're shooting Barbie.

48:26

Yeah, yeah. Look at him. And it was like, Ryan

48:28

Gosling, like, fighting.

48:29

Some people on the beach or whatever. Yeah,

48:32

dude, it's gonna be gnarly. There's a reason why it's PG-13.

48:34

There's a- Whoa! We're gonna

48:37

see smooth parts. There's been some

48:39

interesting- Oh, I'm at the

48:41

fighting. And Deadpool- Barbie

48:43

bites a guy's ear off. Deadpool 3. Yeah.

48:46

Oh, yeah. Some interesting people on

48:48

that set popping up. I've heard rumors

48:50

about just a fuck-ton of cameos.

48:53

Some pretty interesting ones. I'm

48:55

gonna give you, I'm gonna just say it right now. Say

48:57

it! I'm gonna give you a second. Close your ears.

48:59

Halle Berry.

49:01

For what? Swordfish? Wow. Catwoman.

49:05

That would've been great. That would've been great. There's a part

49:07

of that movie though that like, it just, the DVD doesn't,

49:09

I can't- It skips over that- It skips over that scene.

49:11

There's a fuzzy scene. It's kind of just like, fuzzy. I don't

49:13

know why. Bad copy. Yeah, it's weird.

49:16

It's weird.

49:17

And- Really, Catwoman's gonna be in Deadpool.

49:20

Yep. And Ben

49:23

Affleck. Holy shit. Darn

49:25

devil. Are you serious? Batman?

49:28

That's awesome. I was just gonna joke in the same-

49:30

It's just like pictures of them? I think what's happening

49:32

is, it's James Gunn, right? He moved

49:34

from

49:35

DC. So talking about it. He's

49:37

bridging the world now. He's bridging the world. Oh, okay.

49:40

Guys, get along. You know

49:42

what I mean? Or, let's just combine the Zinko. We're

49:45

good. And they're just gonna call it Marvelous

49:47

DC. Marvelous DC. The

49:50

lead actress for- I

49:53

was gonna say Marvelous- The

49:56

lead actress for Marvelous Miss Maisel is

49:58

gonna be the new Lois Lane.

49:59

Oh, she's rad. I only saw the first season,

50:02

a little bit of season two, but she was great in that show.

50:05

I have no idea who the male lead is. He was in The

50:07

Coalition or something like that on Netflix.

50:09

I don't know.

50:10

We don't know. We

50:12

don't know. Looks like he could do it.

50:15

What's her name in that House of Cards, Rachel

50:17

Bosniak or something? Oh yeah,

50:19

she was in the House of Cards, right? Yeah, dude, that was the first time

50:21

I think I properly saw her

50:23

with good screen time, because before that she was kind of like.

50:26

She's gonna kill that role. Oh yeah, absolutely.

50:28

I don't think I've ever seen the

50:31

male lead. David

50:33

Kornswept. Kornswept? Kornswept.

50:37

Kornswept. Kornswept.

50:40

There's so many. Kornswept, Kornswept,

50:43

Kornswept. Chipotle.

50:47

Let's just call it Kornswept. Okay, Kornswept. Kornswept.

50:50

Chipotle.

50:50

Chipotle. Chipotle.

50:53

Chipotle. Chipotle. Chipotle. Chipotle.

50:56

Chipotle. Pronunciation of Chipotle.

50:59

That'll be interesting.

51:00

I don't know, I don't watch it. I mean, look. Pausner.

51:04

Rachel Pausner. Pause.

51:08

Anyway, who is this? What are you doing?

51:10

It's just her character. Great! Okay,

51:14

sorry. Why had you brought

51:16

it to a grand hall? Isn't that Rachel,

51:18

is it Rachel Brosnahan? I did

51:20

not. Yes, Brosnahan and. Rachel Ray?

51:23

Wait, both?

51:24

Brosnahan is her real name. Pause

51:27

was her character name

51:30

when I was using my memory. This

51:33

is, Mabel,

51:35

Meisel. On these? Marvelous

51:37

Ms. Meisel. Oh, I don't want the, Jackie watches that show.

51:40

It's good. Rachel Ray?

51:41

Yummo. Oh,

51:44

this guy knows Rachel Ray. Yummo. What,

51:48

you fanatic? Rachel Ray's fanatic. I didn't know

51:50

things. I'm a food joke. Somebody's

51:52

calling something Yummo. I'm gonna investigate.

51:55

Man knows food. Yummo, Yummo.

51:58

That's what I say when he caddies cheese now.

52:00

You go, I am tearing

52:03

through it every day. I got some of

52:05

those. You were my good. It's so

52:07

goddamn good. I'm like, I might buy some

52:09

more. Good, easy. Stock up, get past.

52:12

You don't open it. I got to add that to

52:14

my utility. Because

52:17

I keep forgetting.

52:18

And also, I'm more worried because I keep running out of, my

52:21

new go to is the little Kodiak

52:23

cups. Yeah, dude. Oh, that is. You

52:27

got the muffin. You got the oatmeal. There's

52:29

just like the flapjacks.

52:31

Get a fucking. Dude, you just pour water? 60 seconds?

52:34

And it's like, let me blow your brains. Holy shit.

52:37

Put milk in that shit. That's, I've been, yeah.

52:39

You want a little richer? You want a little, tiny bit more,

52:41

dude? More pokey? I'll be honest. I

52:43

took a gamble. So I was putting the water,

52:46

and then I threw milk. And then Jackie went, you didn't

52:48

use the milk,

52:48

right? And I went, I used the milk. And

52:51

what did you say? And then she was like, check the date.

52:53

And I was like, oh,

52:55

it's like eight days past. That's fine. You're

52:57

fucking fine. Right. It

53:00

is smell bad. But I didn't check to see. You're

53:02

fine. You're fine. I was like, I just assumed it didn't. And I

53:04

was like, I was like, it's already

53:07

made. The worst that's going to happen is it's getting a bit

53:09

diarrhea. Right. And I was like, I

53:11

can't. That's not, honestly. That's crazy.

53:13

Because that means you're drinking it.

53:14

The worst that's going to happen is you spit it out. You've

53:17

got to drink it to have diarrhea. I mean, if you

53:19

threw it in the oatmeal. I believe that. If

53:22

you threw it in the oatmeal, the oatmeal's already kind of little.

53:24

I'm just saying, if you got some spoiled milk, I

53:26

think you're going to tell through the oatmeal. Oh,

53:29

I have no idea. But you tasted mine. But

53:31

what I did know, I wasn't about to leave 40

53:34

grams of carbs and 14 grams of protein on the

53:36

table. You know what I'm saying? You can't make

53:38

it. And when that was rolling, you got to go, tell

53:41

us what I did. Armando invited me to do,

53:44

he invited

53:44

me for a drink. And then it ended up being

53:47

on the RTP. And

53:49

then it was some little yucky concoction.

53:51

I'll be honest. I still don't quite understand

53:53

the game. There was questions. I

53:56

just kept saying pass. And my drink kept getting

53:58

filled up. And I thought it'd be rude not to drink.

53:59

You can't get so drinky. You can't leave it on the table.

54:02

Right? Right. Yeah. What

54:05

was the base? Fucked up. This drink? Water?

54:08

That's a good start. Flavored water? Oh. Some

54:11

kind? Like meal? What was the closest

54:13

thing? No, like a carbonated thing. Oh, you don't like carbonated.

54:15

Look, right? Yeah, exactly. It was like

54:18

that. It wasn't.

54:19

But it was like that. Oh, okay. Or

54:21

it was that exactly. I don't know. Anyway,

54:24

I understand not wanting to waste. I

54:26

feel like the last stage of milk, right

54:30

before it's like, is

54:32

you go, doesn't taste like

54:34

milk. It's not

54:36

like this yet. But you're like, it

54:39

tastes different. They just taste weird. So

54:41

it's like, what am I? Slightly sour maybe?

54:43

It's almost like, yeah, if you're grabbing it without

54:45

in the mindset of is this bad or not,

54:47

you're like, what does that taste like? And then you investigate and

54:49

you're like, oh, it's like a day from going

54:51

boiled or something. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

54:54

That's about the only way I think I can get away with it and not

54:56

taste it in the open. It's true. In which case maybe

54:58

you'll poop. It's like, I don't know if you

55:00

guys have ever done this. When I was younger, I

55:03

put an Arizona iced tea that was opened

55:06

like a can in the fridge. Didn't

55:08

know the

55:09

kid that would go bad. That's

55:11

on the tea. Three days later, I

55:14

drank out of the can and out

55:16

came what I assume is probably just

55:18

mold. Probably a mold. It was like filmy

55:20

and really gross. Does it? Because

55:23

I kind of do. Have any of you guys ever done that? I don't. I've

55:25

never molded it. That's

55:28

the thing. I mean, three days. Three

55:31

days because then I drank a ton of mold. I

55:33

don't know. Maybe I have no idea. I've been drinking

55:36

mold. Was there milk in the iced

55:38

tea? No. Was it milk? Three days. It

55:40

goes back that quick. I don't believe you because

55:43

Arizona sells bulk iced tea. I don't

55:45

know the jug. I don't understand. It's opened by

55:47

people. No, what I'm saying. I don't believe you. Yeah,

55:49

but

55:49

at least you would tighten it and it keeps the air in.

55:51

Yeah, but I don't know. So this is my open can. This can

55:54

was open. So you probably had something

55:56

else back in there. Right. Spores are going

55:58

around. Right. He doesn't cry.

55:59

from itself. Right. You

56:02

can leave that should open forever. Like I believe it. Why

56:04

did

56:04

this is not yes. Right. Yeah. You

56:07

usually made it attackers. Right. Everything else

56:09

open like if you had a more. It

56:11

probably got you see you got one. You got a

56:13

moldy fruit. You got like an open lid policy

56:15

in your fridge. No I was just I was just

56:18

a kid. I was like I go in there. There's

56:20

like jars of jelly. That's crazy. We

56:24

don't live anything in this house. It's

56:26

just I don't know. It's

56:29

like spoons in them. It's ready to go.

56:32

I understand. But then I just thought I

56:34

saw

56:34

I see a spoon and later. Boy

56:39

I found a lot of cans of soda

56:41

that would be I'd be worried about if something

56:43

was going to grow out of it. It's

56:46

like oh this

56:47

this one quarter Coke can

56:49

was behind this shelf for two

56:51

months. Oops. Thank

56:54

God it's just soda. You

56:56

got. I'll never forget the image

56:59

that Matt described to me one time. This was soon

57:01

after we had moved here in 2014. And

57:04

he

57:05

was he was telling me that you know his and

57:07

he might have told on this show a long time ago but like

57:09

that his mom helped him when he was moving. Of course this is

57:11

just family stuff and like helped him move in

57:13

help stock the fridge et cetera et cetera. And his

57:16

mom had gotten him like a gallon of milk and

57:18

he just that's just not something he drinks and it was in

57:20

the back of the fridge and it was in the back

57:22

of the fridge

57:23

for a minute.

57:24

Like a long minute. And he was like yeah

57:26

like after a year I figured I should probably get rid

57:29

of that. And he was telling me the thing was

57:31

like bulge and like the gases.

57:33

Yeah. Yeah. It's going to explode. He

57:35

was like it became. You can't know

57:38

it became a hazard yellowish bold. You

57:42

had to take time bomb. Yeah. Get the hell

57:45

out of it. I know it's like a bomb.

57:49

You took the whole fucking fridge out. You touch

57:52

it right at the weak spot and it's like the demon

57:54

cord and just

57:54

blows up. You're like I really like your feet. I'm

57:57

like your feet.

57:58

I'm being exposed. How close

58:01

were you? Dude, I mean that

58:03

was stink barrel. And that was just some

58:05

shit. That was great. That was a

58:07

stick barrel. Mostly bread in

58:10

a barrel. It was all

58:12

water and bread. And we just started shoving

58:14

bread into it. And

58:17

then just let it sit for like a month. What

58:19

are the fucking puns? It

58:21

was mostly just a jug of water with

58:23

bread. We just had it for like what, years?

58:26

Not years. It was months.

58:28

It was purified. It could be

58:30

purified alcohol. It wasn't

58:31

though. It became what

58:33

was like a living trash can. So like

58:35

you know when you throw your trash into just an empty dry

58:37

bag, we decided to throw it into

58:39

a live vat of water and other items. Where

58:42

did stink barrel live? In our office.

58:45

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off topic. Well, it

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became a thing where I don't

1:00:45

even remember. It was very much probably

1:00:47

a Gavin and it was like, I don't know, let's

1:00:49

do this. We were doing something. Yeah. And

1:00:51

it had its time and

1:00:53

then it kind of was like, oh, we got to get a wrist ink barrel.

1:00:55

And Trevor grew attached to it. I remember.

1:00:58

I developed an attachment. I

1:01:00

started growing for so long. You're right.

1:01:03

I developed an attachment to my young budding

1:01:05

experiment. And I can't remember if it went

1:01:08

from A to B. You supported me on my

1:01:10

endeavor. You kind of allied with my... It

1:01:12

was insane. It just happened. It stunk.

1:01:15

That's why we called it stink barrel.

1:01:17

Yeah. So the

1:01:19

etymology was, it was the barrel

1:01:21

that we waterboarded ourselves with. Did

1:01:24

you ever see that video, Joe? I don't think I did.

1:01:26

Because you probably wouldn't have accepted the job if you

1:01:28

did. But no, it was something

1:01:31

that we all walked up on. We all were there

1:01:33

and we all walked up on it and was like, what are you

1:01:35

all doing? Yeah. Simultaneously.

1:01:38

So I don't know how, so I think Gavin was

1:01:40

like,

1:01:42

how much do you think you could drink if I

1:01:44

just poured this into your mouth? And

1:01:46

then they all said, let's find out. And

1:01:48

I believe... It was a hot day. It was like you and Jeff

1:01:51

and Gavin, whoever. And like... Okay, wait. How

1:01:54

long was stink barrel out

1:01:55

at this point? It said nothing. This was when

1:01:57

it was just water. Oh, okay.

1:02:00

Yeah, and so they'd taken the seal off

1:02:02

because we had a water I see Spencer

1:02:05

in our office and then they started

1:02:07

pouring on each other and so They

1:02:09

had some water left over we brought it back inside

1:02:11

They want to waste your water and then

1:02:14

one of those days that we had Rudy's you have to left

1:02:16

over bread And you don't want to let you don't know it's the

1:02:19

bread go to waste Reason

1:02:27

that'll make something right and boy did it God

1:02:30

we were gods that day Smelling

1:02:37

something yeah Deep

1:02:39

musty smell but it was small

1:02:41

at first and only near the barrel, but then start emmying.

1:02:44

We had to plug it Strangling

1:02:48

my child We

1:02:54

put it under the other building at some

1:02:56

point we did stick it under

1:02:59

a Chad James's office

1:03:01

if I recall yeah, cuz you

1:03:03

guys you and Gavin or somebody

1:03:05

had already placed a decayed Sandwich

1:03:08

or something in like it was in wears a ceiling.

1:03:10

It was no it was in it was in John's office because you

1:03:12

couldn't smell Right,

1:03:15

and then Chris would come Chris. It's cool. What

1:03:17

is that? under

1:03:19

a Right

1:03:21

next to John And

1:03:24

then stink barrel became phase two,

1:03:26

but it wasn't potent enough but

1:03:28

yeah,

1:03:29

then there was like some sort of prank war situation where

1:03:31

my boy was kidnapped and I I

1:03:34

decided to stealth over there Which was

1:03:37

just me laying on one of those mechanics

1:03:39

boards where they slide under cars I was just

1:03:41

laying on that and I scrawled

1:03:43

along this a hundred feet

1:03:46

of exposed

1:03:47

driveway as they lobbed water

1:03:49

balloons at me and that was my

1:03:52

mission to get my barrel back and

1:03:54

then I've got thrown away and

1:03:55

then and then it got because it was Out

1:03:58

of control Jeremy twelter starting to bulge out

1:04:00

No, Jeremy picked it up and he walked

1:04:02

me to the dumpster and he said, we

1:04:04

gotta get rid of this, you know that right. And I

1:04:07

said, I understand. And also, I think quarantine

1:04:09

was coming up. And so he said it on the

1:04:11

edge of the dumpster and he goes, do you have anything to say? And

1:04:13

I said, no, let's just get this over with. And

1:04:15

he shoved it in and I heard it clang in

1:04:17

the empty dumpster. And then I heard the,

1:04:20

dumped into the dumpster. Dude,

1:04:23

it was, Gavin did not like being around that thing. I'm

1:04:29

sure it smelled horrible.

1:04:29

I can't believe he wasn't in love with it. It

1:04:32

was, it was a saga. It

1:04:35

was like, oh, that's, he walked in, what the fuck? That's stink

1:04:37

barrel. That's stink

1:04:39

barrel. And we said it so passively

1:04:41

that day. Like, of course it's stink barrel.

1:04:44

And the audience was involved with it. People

1:04:47

loved it. It was a thing. Everyone liked it. So

1:04:49

what if we reboot stink, bro, we make piss jug.

1:04:52

Shut up, jug. Okay, no, to piss. But

1:04:54

yes, to stink, water is too far. Stop.

1:04:58

Piss. We got to source ourselves

1:05:00

a barrel. That's going to happen. Pissed-ab barrel.

1:05:03

We're going to make piss jug. And then if one of these mornings

1:05:05

we're going to walk in, it's going to be a turd. We're going

1:05:07

to have to figure out who it is. Figure

1:05:09

out who it is. I don't know, but whoever it is, Joe wants

1:05:11

a photo stat. Just take a photo of it. Write us a piss jug.

1:05:14

I think we need a live streaming, 24-7 camera on

1:05:16

a jug.

1:05:18

Just a jug. Empty jug, water jug. No, it's going to start

1:05:20

with empty, and then have water, and then have make-sugar. Oh,

1:05:23

I guess you'll never know what's going to happen with it. Right.

1:05:25

That's why you have to tune in 24-7. That's not

1:05:27

a bad idea. Yeah. It's kind of like Blue

1:05:30

Planet,

1:05:31

you know, a docuser. Is it like Blue Planet? Yeah,

1:05:33

yeah. Oh, water and glasses.

1:05:36

What do you have a 24-hour camera

1:05:38

on a jug of milk? Just sitting right in the

1:05:40

middle of the office. I like that too. For however

1:05:42

long to go. And then after three days you come in and you

1:05:44

drink it. Yeah, unrefrigerated milk.

1:05:47

It's just cheese at that point, right? Yep. Yep. That's

1:05:51

actually exactly how they did that. I was here to... I'll

1:05:53

eat cheese. You guys heard about the government? It was

1:05:55

a viral meme for a while. Government

1:05:57

cheese? The government cheese? The caves in

1:05:59

the...

1:05:59

of cheese? No. What? What?

1:06:03

What? Keys of cheese? No,

1:06:06

it's not that deep. It's not that on the precipice

1:06:08

of misinformation

1:06:11

and conspiracy, but

1:06:13

I'll tell you though, TikTok

1:06:16

is really, I get exposed

1:06:18

to some slippery slopes where they try to take- I

1:06:20

get exposed on TikTok too. They,

1:06:23

it tries to steer you down some

1:06:25

problematic lanes of like anti-science

1:06:27

and misinformation. I'm like, weee. Like

1:06:29

a log flip. I genuinely

1:06:32

have moments where I go, I don't know.

1:06:34

I feel like I gotta end Red Web just

1:06:36

so we don't like,

1:06:37

what are they, radicalize

1:06:40

people on like cults and conspiracies

1:06:42

and misinformation. It's like, there's some- Just only

1:06:44

give right information. And you're good. Yeah,

1:06:46

that's true. Well, that's what I do. But that's true. That's

1:06:49

problem solved. But the problem is the algorithm around that. Anytime you

1:06:52

like- You just don't go out of the lane. That's all I'm saying.

1:06:54

Taking gas out of the mystery that you're signing a blood oath.

1:06:57

It's true. In fact, blood

1:06:59

oath. It started solving- There was no blood.

1:07:02

There was a little bit. I mean a little bit. A chemical weep.

1:07:04

I mean a little bit, but you know, talking about like an injury,

1:07:08

barely. Yeah. Talking about a broke.

1:07:10

That's a broke. Yeah. But no, yeah,

1:07:12

there's a, you know, like decades ago, government

1:07:14

to keep

1:07:15

cheese makers, cheesemongers going.

1:07:17

There was like- What? They

1:07:19

would subsidize. So they would buy from, and

1:07:21

they do this all the time, but like not to this

1:07:23

extent where they, you know, they step in,

1:07:26

they buy the week because of whatever's going on.

1:07:28

And they want to make sure that farmers can still make

1:07:30

ends meet and make their income. And so they stepped

1:07:32

in at this point in time, bought a lot of cheese from a lot of

1:07:34

people, had to put it somewhere, and they started storing

1:07:37

it into the cool, lightly humid

1:07:39

environments of the caves. And

1:07:41

then over the years, they've just been slowly doling

1:07:44

that out from the caves.

1:07:45

To who? To just a craft

1:07:47

and other cheese consumers.

1:07:49

We have old cheese for you. Yeah.

1:07:52

When you're buying cheese, sometimes it comes in. And that's why we have

1:07:54

a lot of processed cheese. Wow. Cane

1:07:57

cheese? It is straightforward and simple.

1:07:59

No way, the cheese cave is real.

1:08:02

You're telling me that I've been eating cave cheese?

1:08:04

Probably. Especially if you're eating

1:08:07

Big Macs. I bet you that's coming from

1:08:09

the bed sale. I think cave cheese is going straight

1:08:11

to the top, the one percenters. It's

1:08:14

going straight to your ass, Joe. It's going straight to the team. Yeah. Joe

1:08:16

thinks that when you order cheese online, because

1:08:19

you do, they go straight to the team and start tipping.

1:08:21

That's what I thought. Yeah, and then they leave you. And then they

1:08:23

leave you. And then they leave you. Kind of like a mole. And

1:08:25

then they shoot you to me. You know how they have ice molds? And by the time it gets to

1:08:28

me, cheese. Yeah, go on. It's

1:08:30

just like a slice mold. They put milk into a slice.

1:08:32

And then they just let that age. And then they just let that age.

1:08:34

And then they let that age. And you

1:08:35

stack them. And then the yellow, the orange color. Like ice

1:08:37

trays. Yellow orange color. Like ice trays. Like

1:08:40

ice cube trays. Oh, yeah. Except instead, you put them into

1:08:42

a warm box where it ages rapidly. And then

1:08:44

you yield out the old milk and wrap

1:08:47

it up. They can do whatever they want. I just want my

1:08:49

cheese. You know? I don't care if it's cave

1:08:51

cheese. I don't care if it's fresh. Cave cheese is

1:08:53

delicious. Oh, Wisconsin

1:08:55

curds. I mean, Wisconsin is like, they're

1:08:57

the cheese cap, right? They

1:09:00

got cheese on cheese. They got cheese. Why? Because

1:09:02

it's got a lot of cows making cheese. I mean, they probably got some good

1:09:04

milk cows.

1:09:05

You ever hear about Tillamook Packers fans' cheese

1:09:07

head? I mean, I don't know why. There's probably a geographical

1:09:10

reason why they got good cheese cheese. Like

1:09:12

perfect humidity, mostly year round.

1:09:15

I don't know what they do recreationally. But I know they make cheese.

1:09:18

Recreationally

1:09:19

sledding. Smoking weed. Cheese

1:09:22

making. You should grasp. Oh,

1:09:25

I don't understand. The lingo. If

1:09:28

I said. Straight edge. Delta 9.07. Trevor

1:09:31

would have perked up. Delta 9.07. I've

1:09:34

read about it.

1:09:36

That's the lingo. Chemical Manko. I breathed

1:09:38

it in again. You want to go over to

1:09:40

Billy's later? He scored some sweet

1:09:43

Z95. Z95. Where'd

1:09:46

he get it? Bought it at the store. The

1:09:49

gas station.

1:09:51

Oh, god. That's

1:09:54

true, though. They sell Delpha everywhere here. It's

1:09:57

not like Skrrt. Oh,

1:09:59

like airline sales.

1:09:59

Yeah, yeah, anywhere

1:10:02

you go. Guys, it's not illegal,

1:10:04

okay? It's a precursor to the illegal,

1:10:07

okay? Once a matchstick gets involved, don't

1:10:09

tell the police. There's a lot of times I shit like that. Yeah,

1:10:12

science. Science is faster than laws. I

1:10:14

feel like science is just, yeah, exactly.

1:10:16

Like, what can we do to just out-edge these

1:10:19

laws? I feel like the second it's like, we got it together,

1:10:21

someone's gonna, all right, I move this molecule with me. Right?

1:10:24

I mean, literally. Yes. Good luck,

1:10:26

fucker. And then a flame will drop that molecule off, and

1:10:28

then suddenly you're going, blah, blah,

1:10:29

blah, blah. It's a way

1:10:32

to motivate people into science, you know? You

1:10:34

just push the law a little bit, and

1:10:36

then people go, I gotta get smart. I love it. As

1:10:38

a connoisseur of the ganja,

1:10:41

like, big time. It's

1:10:43

true. Big time. It's true. That

1:10:45

was lettuce. What? Mm-hmm. Man, oh,

1:10:48

yeah, see, this is. That's how he leaves

1:10:50

that. That's a bunch of joints. That's a real

1:10:52

flame he leaves down. Yeah, it's a bunch of

1:10:54

joints, and it's just lighten it all up.

1:10:57

We should have a polo that has a lighter in it.

1:10:59

So when

1:11:02

it feels when you lean down, it goes, and

1:11:04

it goes, and it goes. Yeah, there's no fire, the fire has it.

1:11:06

No, of course not. Well, you don't spy. Well,

1:11:09

the other pocket is a little fire extinguisher. So

1:11:13

if it sets on fire, you just hold it together.

1:11:15

You just go like this. You just squeeze your pack,

1:11:18

and you go, I'll put out the fire. One size

1:11:20

of fire extinguisher. Right, and then if you scream, there's also

1:11:22

a built-in, it just floods the shirt with

1:11:24

that foam that puts out fire. That

1:11:28

too. I think what would be better,

1:11:29

actually, instead of the foam, because

1:11:32

it would be... It's possible, but go ahead. Quite

1:11:35

possible. Sorry. Instead, it

1:11:37

just sucks all the air off of

1:11:39

an active water. That's better. You know what? The

1:11:41

fire's off. It's got the book by its cover. That's good. It

1:11:45

floods the area with CO2 and sucks

1:11:47

out all the oxygen. So you're

1:11:49

going... Yeah, but the flame extinguish. The

1:11:51

fire's gone. It's gone. And

1:11:53

your lungs just like... But on

1:11:56

the back, though... It becomes raisin.

1:11:58

Yeah, on the back. there

1:12:00

has to be like a door handle on your back.

1:12:03

So in that way, like if someone's coming up on you,

1:12:05

they could test the door handle, make sure it's like, you're

1:12:08

not on fire. You know what I mean?

1:12:10

Like you're not on fire. So then if they like,

1:12:12

if they tap you to turn around, you don't set them

1:12:15

ablaze, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's

1:12:17

like a back ground situation. But just so you know

1:12:19

though, in that situation, you're not supposed to touch the

1:12:21

door handle. This is the thing you don't do. You

1:12:23

touch the door.

1:12:24

No, but you gotta feel the handle. Yeah, you gotta

1:12:26

feel the handle. It's hard to feel the handle. Yeah,

1:12:30

the wood doesn't give you a... No, I

1:12:32

heard the wood was warm. The metal will burn your

1:12:34

hand. Well, that's why you get... Yeah,

1:12:37

but you'd rather get like a burnt finger than

1:12:40

like getting torched. That's like a cold hand.

1:12:42

Who's telling you grab the metal? Everyone.

1:12:45

That's crazy. Yeah. Don't grab either.

1:12:48

It's crazy. You just tap, you don't grab it.

1:12:50

Just like... Yeah, you're not home alone at where

1:12:52

you go... You just tap and you go,

1:12:54

that's

1:12:54

fucking hot. You have the metal holes. Oh

1:12:57

my God. That's hot. I

1:12:59

shouldn't turn this person around and get something on fire.

1:13:01

Right, right, but what if... I'll fill your back. What does warm

1:13:03

mean? Oh shit. Oh shit. What

1:13:06

does warm mean? I mean, I don't know, maybe worth the rest. Well, I was compared to you.

1:13:08

What if it could be cold blood? It could be cold blood. It's

1:13:10

fine, I don't know. What do you do in a warm

1:13:12

situation? Yeah,

1:13:13

you don't know if it's the body heat. I guess, yeah,

1:13:15

do you check for smoke? You just hit a worst out. You suck their air out.

1:13:18

Right. Just in case, just to be safe.

1:13:20

All right. I like this.

1:13:23

This is a very great shirt. One side, lighter.

1:13:25

Other side, fire extinguisher, squeezing together, puts

1:13:27

it out. It's that little flower that

1:13:30

goes,

1:13:31

pfft, you yell. All the oxygen gets sucked out. And

1:13:33

then for someone that's coming to tap them. And then what,

1:13:36

to activate both of them. You have to squeeze either

1:13:38

side? Yeah, and squeeze them together.

1:13:40

I think that is good. Terry Crews could just... Right. Do

1:13:42

the... Great. ...spoke the

1:13:45

fire. At all time. To me, I think... I'm

1:13:47

gonna schedule that. I think that's a, A, a call

1:13:49

to Shark Tank. And B, we call 91 to

1:13:52

pitch that to firemen. That is. Make sure

1:13:54

it's fire. Fire hazard safety, like... Oh

1:13:56

yeah, but also they're gonna be probably the main client.

1:13:59

Yeah.

1:13:59

I think they ain't got the situation covered already.

1:14:02

Firemen? Always gotta be improving. Firemen

1:14:04

and smokers. I've seen back drafts. Sometimes

1:14:07

you can be one of your own. I've read

1:14:09

the title of the book, Fahrenheit 451.

1:14:11

Okay,

1:14:14

I might have read half the title. Might

1:14:17

have read half the title. But it's

1:14:19

got temperature in it. 451, Fahrenheit 451. Now

1:14:22

what does 451 mean? Who knows? It's

1:14:25

the floor that they're on. You gotta read the book. But

1:14:27

they

1:14:29

fought fires. Ladder 49.

1:14:34

Yeah, they had 49 ladders. You

1:14:37

ever watched Rescue Me? No.

1:14:40

No. You did? I'm pretty

1:14:42

sure Ladder 49 was an actual fireman

1:14:44

movie. I'm pretty sure Rescue Me was

1:14:46

an actual fireman show. That was a show. That was definitely

1:14:48

a show. We'll set a ship called The Fire. That

1:14:51

sucked. I never. Never

1:14:53

was an actual like, like

1:14:56

following. Sorry, Dennis Leary.

1:14:58

Sorry, Dennis Leary. I don't know. They

1:15:00

could have a host. Yeah, they sent him in. He's like, I'm

1:15:02

gonna go in this fucking fire. This

1:15:05

asshole fucking stupid piece

1:15:07

of shit. Fire, you ugly

1:15:09

fuck. I don't know what Dennis Leary says. I

1:15:12

remember that show. I never watched it though. Was

1:15:14

it FX? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

1:15:17

Uh-huh. I feel like that's why I got some juice, because shield,

1:15:19

it was on the same time the shield was on. And

1:15:21

the shield was fucking banging. That was TV,

1:15:24

baby. I never watched the shield. Oh,

1:15:26

you're going to. Don't do that, Peter.

1:15:28

So they were just like busting drug dealers on the street

1:15:30

or something? They were fucking doing everything. Shit.

1:15:33

It was like super illegal. They were all crooked.

1:15:35

Just fucking like crooked. There was like this crooked

1:15:37

NART unit. Oh, shit. The

1:15:39

shield, the, the, the, You stop selling drugs. The fighter

1:15:41

team, whatever. Oh, it'd be like you. You get off that corner.

1:15:44

No, it'd be like you beat the shit out of you, steal your drugs,

1:15:46

then sell it.

1:15:47

Oh, fuck. Yeah, it'd be like, oh, this cop's

1:15:49

gonna turn us in? Kill him. Damn.

1:15:53

Yeah, that was episode one. Oh, shit. Wait,

1:15:55

are they talking about a real show? And then he says something like that. And

1:15:57

I go, I hope not. The shield, that was the shield.

1:15:59

Not Rescue Me. Rescue Me was about firemen. Oh, not

1:16:02

the shield. The shield. It was the shield. The

1:16:04

shield. Starring the thing. It

1:16:07

was starting to think. It was. Vic

1:16:09

Mackey.

1:16:10

Yeah, he was the thing. That show was crazy. That was a crazy

1:16:12

fucking drama, that show. But anyway, FX was a similar

1:16:14

thing. It was firemen drama.

1:16:16

Drama shows. It's

1:16:19

like fucking ER. Like,

1:16:21

oh, the character, the character, the character died.

1:16:23

Yeah. That was the thing where I

1:16:25

was like, I was like growing up, and I was like, ER,

1:16:28

boring ass show. Why would I watch this show?

1:16:30

And then here I go watching Grey's and the Ant I

1:16:37

haven't seen

1:16:38

Grey's and the Ant. But if you've seen both, what, which would you say is better

1:16:40

between House and Grey's

1:16:42

and the Ant. They were completely different. Yeah, they're different types of

1:16:44

shows. Really? Yeah. Because I was way

1:16:46

in the house. I was like, that's good stuff. House is cool

1:16:48

because you get like the really, like, I don't

1:16:51

know.

1:16:52

He believed it was pretty. House is not like he believed

1:16:54

it was pretty. Everyday ailments. House

1:16:56

was closer to the House series. House

1:16:58

was closer to, honestly, House

1:17:00

was closer to like a procedural cop show,

1:17:03

except it was like an illness instead

1:17:05

of a suspect. Yeah. Yeah. He's like constantly investigating.

1:17:07

The thing happened, we got to find the thing. We found

1:17:10

it. We're fixing it. It's getting worse.

1:17:13

We're not fixing it. Yeah. The

1:17:15

first answer was wrong. Oh, wait. Yeah. It

1:17:17

was very like interchange that

1:17:19

with bad guy. Grey's

1:17:20

Anatomy. Grey's Anatomy is very good. Grey's Anatomy

1:17:23

is like ER. It was like,

1:17:25

oh,

1:17:26

you know, new, new, new scalpels

1:17:30

today. Grey was a new

1:17:32

doctor. Right. New doctor going

1:17:34

to a bar before I start my week. I met

1:17:36

a guy at a bar. I slept with him. Oh, God. The

1:17:39

next day I find out. Oh, so that's where her Anatomy

1:17:41

comes. He's the dog that the guy slept with

1:17:43

is one of the head doctors at

1:17:45

the hospital that I work with. Oh, no.

1:17:49

Guess I'll have to go to one of those other many

1:17:51

other hospitals. Guess I'll work here for 12 years.

1:17:53

Very good trauma. Did they fall in love? In

1:17:56

and out. Very good. Did they have like 15 kids and

1:17:58

people died? Then he died.

1:18:00

People don't mind. Um, fuck that sucked. People

1:18:03

don't mind. McDreamy. He

1:18:05

was McDreamy. I will say

1:18:07

there was that scary... There was

1:18:09

a car accident or something. Yeah, yeah.

1:18:12

There was a car accident. But

1:18:14

it was fucked up because he was a neurosurgeon and

1:18:16

so he got taken to a hospital. This is

1:18:18

sports for Chris and Adam. Whatever. Yeah.

1:18:22

It's only been out for like 10 years. He got taken to a hospital and

1:18:24

like...

1:18:25

Did he need the thing that he's good at?

1:18:27

He was like conscious. He can hear. But

1:18:29

like he could hear everything and say things

1:18:32

but he couldn't say anything. And so

1:18:34

he was sitting there and he was neurosurgeon and he was like please

1:18:36

like do this first, do this procedure first.

1:18:38

Like you gotta do it and then like the hospital that he got taken

1:18:41

to just like didn't do the right procedures and... It

1:18:43

was a whole court case. Yeah. Right?

1:18:47

And I was like fuck that is terrifying. Damn,

1:18:49

why they do them like that? I know. I

1:18:51

was like what a way to go out. I'm like that sucks. That's

1:18:54

rookie. Damn.

1:18:55

It's like Dr. Strange getting a brain

1:18:57

surgery from whatever his name was. Yeah.

1:19:00

The number two. The number two. His like

1:19:02

his kind of like rival thing at the

1:19:04

hospital. Great episodes. But

1:19:07

then just I mean I was joking but then he kind of pops

1:19:09

out and he starts helping with his own procedure. Dr.

1:19:11

Strange. Yeah. That

1:19:13

reminds me man. And Jimmy doesn't do that. And

1:19:15

it really doesn't. He doesn't ask how to project

1:19:17

and start doing his own surgery. I mean we

1:19:19

don't know. We just don't know. That's true.

1:19:22

That's true.

1:19:23

I've heard rumblings of

1:19:26

the idea that like when you go... when you

1:19:28

get put under anesthetically I mean obviously

1:19:30

I would hope you're asleep or unconscious.

1:19:33

But some people are like what if

1:19:35

and we don't know

1:19:36

you just get put into a state where you can't make new

1:19:39

memories but you're basically conscious

1:19:41

and so then it wears off and

1:19:43

so like that whole time you're going I'm being cut open but

1:19:45

I can't move and then like when you wake up in the that's

1:19:48

more of the cold room you're going oh

1:19:50

well thank God I was a paycheck right.

1:19:52

And so like there's something deep in your brain where you're

1:19:54

like yeah kind of. But

1:19:57

I've seen a lot of people.

1:19:59

No. It's like an encyclopedia

1:20:02

of like... Hey, let's go wait for one paycheck

1:20:05

out. I have connective tissue. We

1:20:08

go hard on the movies. This man pulls out the...

1:20:11

I'm just waiting for a paycheck. Okay.

1:20:14

Dude, he signed up for a job for $2 million and he wouldn't

1:20:16

know what it is. Yeah, it's true. Kind of like

1:20:18

severance. I forgot about that.

1:20:20

And then he like follows his own clue. He

1:20:22

wakes up and he's like... Who is this people clicking? He wakes up and

1:20:24

he's like, no. I mean, he knows that he's like, oh, it's

1:20:27

time for me to get paid. And like, everything's fucked. Right.

1:20:30

It's like years, right? It was like 18 months

1:20:32

or something. But of course, this is like in a world where this technology

1:20:34

just happens to exist. That's not even like... That's

1:20:37

not even like... We just... It's

1:20:39

like, you know, standard procedure. We put...

1:20:41

You have this little chip in your brain. We pop it in now.

1:20:44

We do a thing. And then when you're done, we

1:20:46

do another thing. And you have no memory of

1:20:48

everything in between. But you got paid too. Because

1:20:50

it's top secret. We want you to make something for us.

1:20:53

We own it. We don't even want you to know what the fuck

1:20:55

you made for us. Right. It'll be like $2

1:20:57

million. You go, do, do, do, do, do. And it's like, it's all in

1:20:59

place. Because like you said, you're alive and living

1:21:01

it. Like, dum, dum, dum, dum. It's literally until like the last

1:21:03

day. You just forget everything. And then of course, there's

1:21:06

some conspiracy and they're trying to fuck them out of something.

1:21:08

Right. And the person

1:21:10

who's like, she's kind of gorgeous. It's called, I think

1:21:13

we had a thing together. Like his love

1:21:15

interest who's still on the inside. They

1:21:17

start getting together. It's a classic in talking. You're

1:21:20

out of your job now.

1:21:20

It's your classic thrill. Yeah. Action

1:21:23

thrill? It's action-y for sure. Dude, I

1:21:26

forgot about that movie. Wow.

1:21:29

Well, Batman. Oh, who's Batman?

1:21:31

George Clooney. Oh, George Clooney is

1:21:33

Batman. That's a disaster. True. Batnips.

1:21:38

Bing. Yeah, some big time Batnips.

1:21:40

Can't wait for him to use those things. Was he the first one with the nips?

1:21:43

Clooney or was Valpara first? Uh,

1:21:45

that was Clooney. Who nipped first? Clooney

1:21:47

already? I definitely had nips. I just don't know if it was

1:21:49

three or four. I had a Batman and Robin poster and those nips were prominent.

1:21:52

The nips were popping. Let's see. You

1:21:54

also had a ton of different like suits. Robin was

1:21:56

in the three. Suits. yeah,

1:21:58

they really went ham.

1:22:00

I mean, yeah, Kaluhi definitely had nips. I just don't

1:22:02

know if Kilmer had nips. Ben Affleck.

1:22:05

I think he did. Well, I

1:22:07

searched the question, and it seems that... The

1:22:09

answer is that George Kiluhi's bat suit has... I mean,

1:22:12

he's a bulky man, but... I mean, like... I

1:22:14

mean, he had to bulk up because, like, bro...

1:22:17

And Raquel. When he walked

1:22:20

out of the ocean, a man in a fucking... Mas-teel.

1:22:23

Mas-teel.

1:22:23

He walked out and he was like... I was like, Jesus Christ!

1:22:27

Yeah. God damn! The

1:22:29

man had some yiddies. I was like, he was like, fucking

1:22:31

boulders! And I was like, okay, Ben

1:22:33

Affleck, Batman. I'm like, the boy gotta get big. He

1:22:35

got big. And he was like... And

1:22:38

I was like, damn, now you got two

1:22:41

bulked up dudes going at it. One's

1:22:43

got kryptonite, one's got laser eyes.

1:22:46

Yeah. And then you have Pattinson. It

1:22:49

was like watching action figures just going...

1:22:52

I was like, yay! Fighting!

1:22:55

And then it was like... It was. And

1:22:58

I was like, oh, what? That's... Okay.

1:23:02

Are they making another... Are

1:23:04

they making another Robert Pattinson Batman? Yes. Yes.

1:23:08

Part two.

1:23:09

Yes, they are. It's just called part two. Yeah.

1:23:12

They just assume you know. But no, it is the

1:23:14

Batman part two. Is it Roman numerals? Who

1:23:16

knows how they'll stylize it? That

1:23:19

is huge in the 80s. Everything was

1:23:21

Roman numerals. Yes. Yeah, that's true.

1:23:24

And that's how I learned them. I learned them from Final Fantasy VII. That

1:23:26

would... Yeah. That got

1:23:28

confusing. I don't know which version of this. I don't know which one

1:23:30

this is. Yeah. Yeah. This

1:23:33

one, the graphics? Well, it was not only the Roman numerals, but then

1:23:36

they were all named wrong until seven. Because

1:23:38

like... Yeah. It seemed like they kept

1:23:40

going. But they just did... They kept renaming them.

1:23:43

Have you played the newest one? Is it 16 or 17? Have

1:23:46

you played the demo? No, I haven't. 16 EX

1:23:49

type of evolution.

1:23:50

Yeah. Watch your mouth. That's

1:23:52

exactly what the... Oh, he's right. Never mind. I

1:23:56

still... Let me tell you this. I still want to play, because

1:23:58

I'm really in... a

1:24:01

dark, soulsy kick, right? I finished Sekiro,

1:24:03

finally. We're

1:24:06

playing Lies of P, Lies of P. Oh,

1:24:08

Lies of P. And that's just the demo.

1:24:10

That game comes out in September. Hyped about

1:24:12

that game.

1:24:13

I played the shit out of it, still

1:24:15

playing Last Hero of Nastogaya, which is

1:24:17

another like Souls-like. I'm ready

1:24:19

for like meat. I wish, I wish

1:24:23

Jedi worked.

1:24:25

It still doesn't work. Oh, PC.

1:24:27

What's the issue? I just shit on PC. The

1:24:31

port on it is just horrible. And I just keep

1:24:33

waiting for it to get fixed because I'm not going to buy

1:24:35

it. The other thing is I'll buy it and sit on it, but then

1:24:37

it's going to go on sale. And so I'm certainly not

1:24:39

going to buy it full price. And so I'm not going

1:24:42

to buy it until I fucking fix it. I just can't believe

1:24:44

it. Because people nitpicks stuff for sure. But

1:24:47

I'm like, it's not because it's not like

1:24:49

god awful. It's like I go to the Steam

1:24:51

page and I look at it. And this was like a

1:24:54

week ago or something. But I

1:24:56

so just want to go. I'm sitting there going like, I'm

1:24:58

looking it up. And I can't find anything definitively going,

1:25:00

hey, these issues we had, they're fixed now. But

1:25:03

the game's been out for over two months

1:25:05

now. Two, three months now. And I'm like,

1:25:07

it's got to be somewhat fixed. And I go to

1:25:09

Steam. I look at all the recent reviews and they're all

1:25:11

just like, thumbs down. And I find one that's

1:25:13

like two days old with me looking

1:25:15

at it. And it's like, man, you know, I

1:25:18

just, I took a chance and went, they must

1:25:20

have fixed it by now. I just bought it. I'm like, that's me. That's

1:25:22

what I want to do. This man was me two days

1:25:24

ago. Doesn't work. I have a 3080. You

1:25:28

know, it's

1:25:28

not like, damn. It's just like,

1:25:31

not even I have top of the line stuff. It's like, I have good

1:25:33

stuff. This game should run well on. It doesn't.

1:25:35

And I'm just like, that ruins the experience for any

1:25:37

game. But especially a game where it's just like, it's

1:25:40

a fucking game. It's like attack patterns and blocking

1:25:42

and dodging. I watch people

1:25:44

play like the frames drop. And it's like, oh,

1:25:47

it's terrible in any game. But I'm just,

1:25:49

I just want to play it. I might just, like, I think it's

1:25:52

not, it doesn't run perfectly.

1:25:54

But it does run better on consoles. I almost

1:25:56

might buy it on a console. Just to play the game. Yeah,

1:25:59

it's, you know exactly.

1:25:59

what you're building it for. This is the architecture for the PS5

1:26:02

or the Xbox. And then the- It's wild

1:26:04

though. Yeah, it is.

1:26:06

It is. Please be busy. Like I get

1:26:08

it. You know, we as consumers get all eager and wanna

1:26:10

pre-order and wanna buy stuff, but like it's

1:26:13

a two part relationship. On one

1:26:15

hand, I feel like we need to stop buying things

1:26:17

that aren't ready and pre-ordering things blindly.

1:26:19

And then on the other hand, fuck man, developers just,

1:26:22

it's so easy to say it all because I don't know

1:26:24

what goes into making a game, but like it'd just

1:26:26

be nice if we got back to, the

1:26:28

game is finished. It is

1:26:30

topped off, release it now. That just

1:26:32

requires giving them more time. It does, it absolutely

1:26:34

does. And I'm cool with the engagement. Sounds like you're-

1:26:37

That's what they- It's just a share. It's

1:26:39

just like, Oh, share. There's orange. Genuinely,

1:26:41

that's what it is. It's because they're all publicly traded. We're gonna give you

1:26:43

money, get this out. Or they're all- That's

1:26:46

exactly what it is. It's exactly what it is. You're totally

1:26:48

right. That's totally accurate.

1:26:50

They just wanna get there. The pressure of finance, we need it in

1:26:52

this small town. It's not just they want to, like they have

1:26:54

to. Yeah, they have to release it as fast as possible.

1:26:57

And then they go, well, we'll address

1:26:59

all the issues that we should have had before

1:27:02

launch through a future patch. And

1:27:04

then that patch doesn't come for months and months and months. Because

1:27:06

it takes actual hard work that takes time.

1:27:09

I will give credit where it's due, Nintendo. I don't

1:27:11

think it's any of those problems. They just don't give a shit. True.

1:27:14

They just went, suck our Nintendo ball.

1:27:16

They just got a lot of positive- We're gonna put out whatever Pokemon

1:27:18

we want. You're gonna buy it and fuck you.

1:27:20

I don't think they were under any

1:27:22

race to get that game. And if a wiggly comes out- They

1:27:25

don't give a shit. It's like a dick

1:27:27

out of a trainer. It doesn't look like a dick out of a trainer.

1:27:29

It does. It's like a dick out of a trainer? Yeah, there were

1:27:31

issues with the Pokemon. So like

1:27:34

a longer diglett? Yeah. Right.

1:27:37

But it's white and it's floppy.

1:27:39

It's coming out as a finish show? It came- No,

1:27:42

but the game is really buggy and glitchy. So then like

1:27:44

there's screenshots of like a trainer

1:27:46

with one. And it's just like it's coming out of his cage.

1:27:49

No, Trevor, I'm giving you a visual. It's

1:27:51

like taking a Pokeball and saying, wiggle

1:27:54

it, I choose you. And then throwing it right at your feet

1:27:56

and then

1:27:56

watching it grow and come out. Yeah. And

1:27:59

it comes out of your body. That's awesome. Wow

1:28:06

Because it's just a piece of shit I

1:28:08

it doesn't like run we played it We

1:28:11

played it together on a stream Scarlett violet. Yeah,

1:28:13

and it was did we it was very

1:28:16

buggy I've wanted to get back into Pokemon.

1:28:18

That's the only time I've ever played. I don't even own it Yeah,

1:28:21

I think Nintendo just got some positive press

1:28:23

where they're like Hey When you buy a console or

1:28:25

when you buy a game digitally it will come with

1:28:28

you to the next console whenever that happens

1:28:30

like Xbox and PlayStation

1:28:32

have had that for a minute your digital purchases will

1:28:35

transcend to the next generation I guess Nintendo

1:28:37

hasn't had that

1:28:38

is that is that valid makes it

1:28:40

a lot of shit were just like Yeah,

1:28:43

they really been out for like five years and we're

1:28:45

gonna give it to you now But it's still and then and

1:28:47

then Nintendo superfans like I

1:28:53

Mean Nintendo, yeah, this

1:28:55

is the first time I'd say with

1:28:57

the switch they they haven't

1:29:02

Had you buy their library again for the

1:29:04

like the nine millionth time I guess in a way you are

1:29:06

with like Nintendo switch online, but that's

1:29:08

real like

1:29:10

You could count that but it's like to use their

1:29:12

online service and shit You get like the SNES

1:29:14

the NES the N64 or the Sega Genesis

1:29:17

now. They're not full. There's like 20 I just mean

1:29:19

like when you buy tears of kingdom and

1:29:22

which two comes out

1:29:23

It's you you've got to play switch to get to

1:29:25

play that game. I have no idea sounds like apparently

1:29:28

again I mean, yeah, usually it's like you that

1:29:30

it will now be on the switch to it will come

1:29:32

with you Also, this is backwards compatibility is

1:29:34

like I yeah. Yeah, I mean that

1:29:37

was That's the first

1:29:39

time they've ever done. Yes it is and so people

1:29:41

know sorry. No we

1:29:43

you could play game games on the Wii That's

1:29:45

true, but do you have to have a lot of

1:29:47

people are holding on to? Yeah,

1:29:50

that's why a lot of people are holding on to their

1:29:52

older Nintendo console or buying because they're

1:29:54

like this is What's up?

1:29:56

What sucks with the switch is like it's it's you

1:29:58

know arguably the best

1:29:59

the best console Nintendo's ever made, not just graphically

1:30:03

and like the newest, but you know, the capabilities

1:30:05

of it to like,

1:30:06

being like a hand, you know, before the Steam Deck, there

1:30:09

was nothing like it. Being like the handheld and

1:30:11

consoles, the perfect thing to have all their

1:30:13

fucking handheld games because Nintendo's always been strong

1:30:15

and like, we got our consoles and then we have the

1:30:18

Game Boy, the Nintendo DS, all that crap. And

1:30:20

you finally have a console, it's like perfect for both. And

1:30:22

it's the first console they put out on the internet, but there's no

1:30:24

store. There's no, I mean, there's a store, but there's no

1:30:26

like, here's a library of our 5,000

1:30:28

games we own. That was on the Wii U, that

1:30:30

was on the Wii. Yeah, they didn't

1:30:33

put it on the Switch. You can buy new games, you can buy some

1:30:35

games, like when they

1:30:36

released like Pokemon Red. Was

1:30:39

that the, no, there's a DS, I don't even know what I'm

1:30:41

talking about. But then they finally added like the virtual

1:30:43

stuff, but even then it's nice because it's

1:30:45

free, but it's like, you

1:30:47

wait a month or whatever and a game comes out and you go, I

1:30:49

don't care about that game. And I'm just going,

1:30:51

I wish you'd let me buy them. I wish I could just buy the

1:30:53

game I wanted right now, then waiting two years hoping

1:30:56

it comes out. But I'm also sure again,

1:30:58

that's all licensing shit. Like I'm sure it's not

1:31:00

just them not doing it. You get a lot of players

1:31:02

involved. They're fucking 40 years old, like

1:31:04

God knows whatever that is. Some

1:31:07

of those companies don't exist anymore. But I still don't care.

1:31:09

Sure. I want it. I still want it. I just want it. Is it kind

1:31:11

of like a pseudo Disney vault

1:31:13

situation where they're like, we're gonna, yeah. I have no idea.

1:31:16

It's released

1:31:16

from the vaults. If any company,

1:31:18

video game company is compared to Disney, I would say it's Nintendo,

1:31:21

for sure. Yeah, so that means. We have things

1:31:23

you want and we won't make it.

1:31:25

I think their next phase then is a very delayed

1:31:27

version of what Game Pass is, which is, all right.

1:31:30

You can finally have them all, your GameCube games,

1:31:32

everything that you ever wanted, but it's a subscription service.

1:31:35

It's gonna be like $50, maybe not that much, but like $25

1:31:37

a month, $20 a month, and

1:31:40

you can play any of them. But as soon as you're out of the subscription

1:31:42

service, you'll lose all that. I mean, that's basically

1:31:44

it now. Is it that now? But it's bundled

1:31:47

into the online and everything. Oh, got it. But

1:31:49

again, it's slim picking milk. My main

1:31:51

subscription service is good for the shareholders.

1:31:54

It's decent for consumers. But it's crazy

1:31:57

to me though, that like, again, you talk about Nintendo,

1:31:59

just, are they like?

1:31:59

like Disney motherfuckers remade Ocarina of Time

1:32:02

one time and they put it like easily

1:32:04

the most like popular most successful

1:32:06

whatever you could argue. It was good. There's no

1:32:08

question that's the most known Zelda

1:32:10

game period Ocarina of Time or at least like

1:32:13

it's one of the things I think I think it isn't gonna fade

1:32:15

generationally. You know what I mean? Sure. Is

1:32:18

it so like steeped in history? You know, it's I don't think

1:32:20

newer generations are still just they might not give

1:32:22

a shit or play it. Adam and Jo's man. While people like

1:32:24

me are still alive. It's just never gonna

1:32:26

be like kind of washed

1:32:29

over. They made the

1:32:31

like enhanced version of that

1:32:33

on the 3DS but like

1:32:36

I don't remember what year it came out. It was within like 10

1:32:38

years of the game coming out, right? So even

1:32:40

that now that version is so insanely old and it's a handheld.

1:32:43

So you can't even like put it on a screen. You can't

1:32:45

like port it to a full screen. It looked like dog shit. Yeah.

1:32:48

And so it's like they haven't made that game that

1:32:50

came out in 1996 or 1998 and it's 2023 and

1:32:55

they're still sitting on it. They're going fuckers.

1:32:58

And they've eked out the other ones. They

1:33:00

remastered much newer, much

1:33:03

less popular ones. And I'm sure there's reasons, but

1:33:05

you're sitting there going, you asked your answer. Nintendo's

1:33:07

got a really interesting ethos with

1:33:10

regard to all of that. And you could, because like so

1:33:12

many people go, you could just make so much money just dumping

1:33:14

all that stuff out. But then I go, I don't

1:33:16

know, maybe in the near term but it sounds like

1:33:19

they're just like

1:33:20

trickling it out for the long term. I mean,

1:33:22

Nintendo's always, it's always been a thing where

1:33:25

they were, they were not that they weren't trying

1:33:27

to be but it was never like Sony, Microsoft,

1:33:29

Nintendo. Yeah. It's like, those

1:33:31

are the three big ones. Nintendo was sort of just there.

1:33:34

And it would be somehow, it's like Nintendo,

1:33:36

like sales are up, sales are down. What's

1:33:39

that? I was like, what were the early consoles? You

1:33:41

had Atari, but then you had like the NES.

1:33:43

You had Sega. So like Sega. Well

1:33:45

Sega wasn't until at least Super Nintendo, right? So they had

1:33:47

no competition. That's true. Because the Sega

1:33:49

Genesis. And then Dreamcast. So

1:33:51

like, so, but who really busted onto the scene? Was

1:33:53

it not? It was PlayStation, it was Sony. Well, Nintendo,

1:33:56

it was Nintendo. Nintendo busted on the scene, but PlayStation

1:33:58

was early. It might take the whole.

1:33:59

No, Sony was developing

1:34:02

a video game console for Nintendo with Nintendo. And

1:34:08

they ended up not doing that. And

1:34:10

Sony went, fuck it, we'll just make it our own. So they

1:34:12

made PlayStation and Nintendo made Nintendo 64. They

1:34:15

were first working on some sort of Nintendo disc on

1:34:17

it. And so they were like, oh, I'll just make

1:34:19

it whatever. And then that went for

1:34:21

like a generation, right? And then

1:34:23

PS2, GameCube, then Xbox came out. And

1:34:26

then Xbox and PS2 became like the

1:34:28

titans of like, we're going to do

1:34:29

shooters. They became like, maybe

1:34:32

not Pepsi and Coke isn't the most popular. But they

1:34:34

were like, we got to outdo the other one. And

1:34:36

Nintendo was always sort of like, yeah, we'll be over it. They had

1:34:38

that with Sega. But then Sega was like, fuck it, we're done.

1:34:41

I think they're dreaming of things. I was just saying, they definitely weren't in the

1:34:43

console wars. But they've never been like, oh,

1:34:45

no, we need to get in there and get our money. Nintendo,

1:34:47

they're fucking fine. Nintendo has always

1:34:49

done their own thing.

1:34:51

And having done like eight E3

1:34:53

coverages, it was always very

1:34:55

obvious that they did that. And it was the most

1:34:57

obvious when

1:34:59

they were just like, yeah,

1:35:02

we're kind of just

1:35:04

going to start doing these things called Nintendo Directs and

1:35:06

just say, fuck E3. Like, why

1:35:09

do we need to show up to E3 and have all this competition?

1:35:12

We're just going to kind of do our own little Nintendo thing. I

1:35:14

mean, again, especially with like the internet, like blowing up. Yeah, it is blowing

1:35:16

up, which is smart as shit. But they're

1:35:18

just like, we don't need E3. We're going to do this.

1:35:21

The switcher internet was getting popped in the console. And

1:35:23

then, yeah. Because I remember we'd go there and, you

1:35:25

know, we'd get our assignments of

1:35:27

like, okay, there's the Microsoft conference, the Sony conference,

1:35:29

the Nintendo conference. Like, we need to give you up. And then we'd compare

1:35:31

as though. Who's going to where? And then

1:35:33

we'd

1:35:34

do all the videos and the breakdowns. We

1:35:36

had to come back after, write everything, report

1:35:38

on everything. And then Nintendo just fucked off

1:35:40

one year. And then it came back. It was

1:35:43

like, uh, make things easier for us. I

1:35:45

think by whatever it is, looking back,

1:35:47

Microsoft and Sony kind of like trying

1:35:49

to outperform each other is like, well,

1:35:51

they announced a console, so we have to catch

1:35:53

up. And so like you end up with premature announcements

1:35:56

and then like, so they forced the

1:35:58

comparisons to be drawn, which.

1:36:00

Was healthy for competition, but maybe maybe

1:36:02

just it also it also a genre

1:36:04

style like studio style They were obviously the more mature

1:36:07

Consoles and I mean mature as far as like violence

1:36:10

and then whatever like there's more Less

1:36:13

like stuff like that. Well, there's like GTA You

1:36:15

know, yeah And so it's like

1:36:17

it's like Nintendo also was kind of the console

1:36:19

that was just kind of like not as hardcore

1:36:22

I guess which further just kind of made them separate

1:36:24

and and gave them It's like

1:36:26

they did shit like the the nunchucks

1:36:28

or the we motion or whatever and they like said flop But

1:36:31

it wasn't it'd be like oh, yeah, but it's Nintendo

1:36:33

They make shit like that all the time that's kind of comes and goes

1:36:35

and it never stops them Yeah doing it since

1:36:37

the NES was like the stupid power glove and it's like

1:36:40

I Some of it must be

1:36:42

successful enough people love that fucking we

1:36:44

fit thing. Yeah They

1:36:46

that little patting just yeah, that's classic

1:36:48

Nintendo. I mean yeah Even

1:36:51

back in an original NES they had a pad

1:36:53

it was for like a track and field I think I was the name of

1:36:55

the game

1:36:55

and it was literally a big pad But it was

1:36:57

just like a controller like an a B button and you would

1:37:00

run on it and that was in the 90s It

1:37:02

was like early 90s. It's like they've always been

1:37:04

making weird stuff They made the

1:37:06

first console that did like microphone

1:37:08

with like hey you Pikachu

1:37:10

Probably in into probably they

1:37:12

had a printer for the Game Boy color like

1:37:14

a camera I Like

1:37:21

a lot of it is dumb a lot of it is like

1:37:23

what I wasted money I'm

1:37:25

glad they make stuff right don't buy

1:37:27

it if you don't want it sure I wish

1:37:29

I had company trying that shit cuz then if it works

1:37:31

It's like that's really cool. Keep doing that shit,

1:37:34

dude Then you get shit like that the trackpad

1:37:36

on the ps5 controller. That thing's amazing. That's

1:37:38

probably very I've got a very controller.

1:37:40

Oh, yeah that in the in like how good the little speaker

1:37:43

is out of it and So like in

1:37:45

Shadow of Mordor for example if you like block an attack

1:37:47

it goes Ching like out of the oh

1:37:49

god. It's so cool like it's very immersive sometimes.

1:37:51

I have to turn it down It's

1:37:53

a little loud speaking of immersive.

1:37:55

We should probably get back to our DX. Oh

1:37:58

Dude, did you know? You know that we're gonna

1:38:01

fuck up the escape room? Yeah, I

1:38:03

heard about it. They would. We're gonna like monkey be screaming.

1:38:06

Jordan's gonna solve it. And if not, I'm just gonna

1:38:08

bust through the walls.

1:38:10

No. I got that. Put down

1:38:12

the rules. Can't go

1:38:14

busting. You can't go busting through

1:38:16

things. And we're ripping stuff down. Hey,

1:38:19

if you wanna check out the escape room, get there early,

1:38:21

because I might put a hole through it.

1:38:23

Then it's gonna be real easy. Wait, when

1:38:25

are you going so I can go there before you get

1:38:28

there so I can get there? Oh, is he leaving a poop trail? Like real.

1:38:31

Real, like first thing. Well, I was gonna say

1:38:33

it was like Bat Squat or something. Probably like after.

1:38:35

Do you guys mind if I cut you in line so

1:38:38

I can go first? Yeah,

1:38:40

we'd mind, big time.

1:38:41

Well, that sucks. We big time mind. If

1:38:44

you try to cut us, we'll bury you in the

1:38:46

escape room. We'll put you another

1:38:48

layer in. I get to become part of it? Yeah, you

1:38:50

will. Oh, that's awesome. You get accepted.

1:38:52

And you're not even part of a puzzle. So people will just like be walking

1:38:55

all over your buried self. Cool. Hey,

1:38:57

if you wanna experience that,

1:38:59

you can see it. Come right now. Do it

1:39:01

right now. Like right now. Yeah, I mean honestly, times

1:39:04

are filling up now. Leave this panel

1:39:06

that you're currently watching, that you're watching off topic

1:39:08

within and go to the escape room.

1:39:10

And see my dead body. If you find me, photo op with the

1:39:12

broken fingy.

1:39:14

That's all I'm saying. That's gonna entice the people.

1:39:17

I'm gonna go stop this man. Cause he's on his way.

1:39:21

No, we designed the puzzles for supple

1:39:23

people. Get back here.

1:39:25

I need to eat a human man. Yeah,

1:39:27

no, he's not human anymore. He's a beast. I'm gonna

1:39:29

know Rush would be dead. He's a beast. Take

1:39:32

me. He touched me. You

1:39:34

touched me, low.

1:39:35

Oh. He touched me,

1:39:37

low. Oh. No. No.

1:39:41

No. No. No. No.

1:39:44

No. No. No. No.

1:39:49

No. No.

1:39:52

No. No.

1:39:57

No.