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a ton of madness, but some madness.
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McNeese madness. McNeese madness, Will
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Wade madness. We also have our
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breaking down the whole board if
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you got your teeth kicked it on
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Thursday. You can listen to this. Stanford
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Steve is a lot smarter than us.
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We got some picks for Friday.
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We do a bonus, Mount
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Rushmore, out of Mount Rushmore
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Mount Rushmore. Great Mount Rushmore.
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we're gonna finish with Firefest.
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Spoil, also, Severn Spoilers. Also,
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forward. But otherwise we didn't, we
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don't know the finale. Also, I
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love the Purdue high point under.
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we've got madness I think he's madness
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and the SEC is dead. Yeah, the
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SEC not really but The Big
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Ten, congratulations. Big Ten
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and Big East had a
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nice day. We had not the craziest
4:07
first day of madness, but
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McNe's state I think leads
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the storyboard because what a
4:14
day for Will Wade. He's announced
4:16
as the new coach of NC State,
4:18
then goes out and gives us
4:21
a classic 12-5. upset where I
4:23
know it looks like a two-point game, but
4:25
they were dominating Clemson for the for the
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majority of the game. Clemson couldn't make a
4:29
shot in the first half. It was ugly.
4:31
Towards the end, they started pouring in. Yeah.
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All came in like kind of all of
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a sudden. So the two points looks a lot
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closer than it was. But yeah, Will Wade, Clemson
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alum, beating his alma mater, then going to
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NC State. And new rival. And new rival.
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Yeah. And did it the right way. Did
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it the right way. Because we've seen it
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the wrong way and a million times where
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coaches will say I'm not talking to them.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I'm
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focused on my team. Will Wade said two days
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ago, yeah, I'm having conversations with NC State.
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Yeah, I heard some people that were upset
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about it. I think I think Will Wade
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probably told his students last year. Yeah, like
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hey, I'm going to come back for another
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year. I've probably had some offers. I'm going
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to come back. I'm going to be talking
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to other schools. You guys want to transfer
5:13
at the end of this year too, probably,
5:15
if all goes well. If you win games
5:17
in the tournament, you'll get to transfer to
5:19
a better school. Maybe get some NIL money.
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So I think Will Wade in a stunning twist.
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Everything that he was doing that was illegal
5:25
back then is legal now. Yeah, and he's just
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being open and honest about it and telling the
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kids like Hey, I'm not gonna lie to you.
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I'm gonna leave. You're probably gonna go look for
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some money to let's win some games Not only
5:35
that but with the new transfer rules He's gonna
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take a bunch of these guys with them. Yeah.
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So it's like hey, I'm gonna be open with
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you guys. I'd rather will wait be transparent about
5:44
it. Yeah, it's awkward that he
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took a new job before his
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team even played in the tournament.
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Then Darren DeVries, who went from
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West Virginia to Indiana in the
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Bahamas in December and had his
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son sit out the year for...
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a medical red shirt. The game is
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the game. So it's not like I'm
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saying, oh man, he did something so
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wrong. West Virginia definitely West Virginia is
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having a bad week. But I'd rather
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have the Will Wade where you're just
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up front about it and saying, yeah,
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I'm talking to NC State. Oh, yep,
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I got a new job. Yeah, I'm
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totally cool with that. And I'm also
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sure that Will Wade told the administration.
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There were seven and a half point.
6:25
underdog so and they were the 12-5
6:27
matchup the other big one was Drake
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finally Drake has staved off the meltdown
6:31
that we are all accustomed to with
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Drake in the tournament where they start
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a game they're up big and then
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they slowly meltdown they tried to do
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it it was like They were up
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all game and it was I think
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a two point game with about five
6:46
minutes left but they beat Mizzo which
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was kind of a stunning upset because
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the SEC has been the big bad
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SEC has been the talk of the
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college basketball this year and it was
6:57
that one and Cal and the boys
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Arkansas, Arkansas, they were getting boards, they
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were. creating a lot of turnovers. So
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many turnovers for Kansas, it was crazy.
7:05
Like Kansas felt like they were going
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to come start knocking at the door,
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and then they just couldn't get the
7:12
ball down the court. Yeah. It was
7:14
very strange. And I think that Arkansas,
7:16
the way that they're built, we can
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talk about St. John's, but not only
7:20
are we going to get Cal Patino,
7:22
like America wanted in the second round,
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but I think that those two schools
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can give each other a really good
7:29
game. was basically shocked by Kansas being
7:31
like, hey, we're gonna zone you in
7:33
the second half. And there was that
7:35
stretch where Arkansas just could not score.
7:37
Kansas even took the lead with a
7:40
couple minutes left. But we all wanted
7:42
this game and we're gonna get this
7:44
game. I have a question for you,
7:46
Big Cat. Yeah. Is Bill's cell phone?
7:48
the hot seat? I don't know if
7:50
he's on the hot seat. This was
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probably the most disappointing. I mean, I
7:54
would, I would imagine Bill Self is
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going to do a press conference to
7:59
be like, I did a bad job
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coaching, but I also hated the fuck
8:03
out of this team. Yeah. Because this
8:05
was Kansas all year. They were up
8:07
and down. They were supposed to be
8:09
great. They struggled at times, they had
8:11
some bad losses, and I think most
8:14
Kansas fans saw this coming in the
8:16
fact that they just weren't built for
8:18
a long run. Again, also it's the
8:20
end of Hunter Dickinson's career, so. Piriela
8:22
still has a COVID year though, he
8:24
can come back. He does. Here's a
8:26
stat for you. Kansas had won 19
8:29
of 22 conference titles before 100 Dickinson
8:31
transferred to KU, and his two years
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there, the Jayhawks finished fifth and six
8:35
respectively. more of a they won one
8:37
turn nc w a tournament game in
8:39
this time there now it is a
8:41
little different because a big 12 expanded
8:43
hm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm
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hmm hmm hmm hmm hoozine got added
8:48
so and hussin's really fucking good Kansas
8:50
though it is Kansas that's not the
8:52
best uh so he is he's done
8:54
he's I don't think that there's any
8:56
sort of exploitable rule that they can
8:58
do to bring it back. I don't
9:01
know that they'd want it back. I
9:03
think they're ready to move on from
9:05
the 100 Dickinson experiment. Yeah, I say
9:07
so. Obviously Bill self not on the
9:09
hot sea, but it's fun to have
9:11
the conversation. Yeah, conversations being had. People
9:13
should have the conversation. Kansas also, they
9:15
became the second AP preseason number one
9:18
to lose in the first round of
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the NCAA tournament. Know who the other
9:22
one was. Who? Also Kansas? In 2005.
9:24
To Bucknall. That's. That's tough. Yeah. I
9:26
remember that. I remember that. I remember
9:28
that game. Ship pumpings there was a
9:30
bunch of them. Yeah, silly ship pumped
9:33
Utah State that wasn't even close that
9:35
was a it was close actually in
9:37
the first half I think it was
9:39
a 25-23 game it was point and
9:41
the final score was 72-47 That was
9:43
that was not shocking, but it was
9:45
just like I thought Utah State would
9:47
be a little bit more live just
9:50
the guards for UCLA were so much
9:52
bigger than the guards yeah from Utah
9:54
State it didn't look like it looked
9:56
like a high school team playing against
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them Purdue handled high point very easily
10:00
I tried to tell Hank take the
10:02
under he didn't listen to me under
10:04
vibes though St. John's St. John's kick
10:07
the shit out of Omaha St. John's
10:09
is so funny because St. John's they
10:11
did this in the big East tournament
10:13
too where they have to like go
10:15
down to wake up and then just
10:17
start bullying someone. Because Omaha was up
10:19
in the first half and then St.
10:22
John was like, ah, we're St. John's
10:24
and you're not. Yeah, right off the
10:26
bat, when they miss three pointers, they
10:28
really miss three pointers. And I think
10:30
they ended up shooting like a respectable
10:32
percentage. I think it was probably in
10:34
the mid 30s. So at the end
10:36
of the day, you look at what
10:39
they shot from three and you're like,
10:41
okay, that's a pretty good day shooting.
10:43
But when they miss. But when they
10:45
miss. They airball three pointers. Yeah, they
10:47
ended up shooting 37.8% which yeah, Petino
10:49
would take that all day for St.
10:51
John's and how they are not exactly
10:54
a shooting team. The thing I love
10:56
about St. John's is that on defense.
10:58
If a team is working the ball
11:00
around, pump-faking, getting guys to leave their
11:02
feet, they pass it to the open
11:04
guy. St. John seems to have an
11:06
unlimited amount of dudes on the floor
11:08
running at the face. Their rotation is
11:11
so good on defense. They just keep
11:13
cycling. There's always somebody running at your
11:15
face. If you're about to take an
11:17
open shot, you're not. And if you
11:19
look at the offensive rebounds, I believe
11:21
they lost the offensive rebounding battle. But
11:23
they... kick the shit out of Omaha
11:26
in second chance points. Yeah. And that's
11:28
because Omaha, they would get an offensive
11:30
rebound occasionally and then just get swatted
11:32
into oblivion in the lane. Yeah, the
11:34
St. John's has, I mean, the way
11:36
they play, they play Patino defense where
11:38
everyone's hands are always active. Yeah, every
11:40
ball gets tipped. You know, nothing is
11:43
easy. Just swinging the ball feels hard.
11:45
And yeah, St. John's was definitely impressive
11:47
in the second half. Houston squushed S.
11:49
S. S. S. member we learned the
11:51
big show yep that's right His rightful
11:53
university. Yeah, so that's huge Alabama struggled
11:55
a little bit or Auburn sorry struggle
11:57
a little bit with Alabama State but
12:00
ended up winning pretty easily Ten of
12:02
C I was I was not offered
12:04
in the second half I was not
12:06
super impressed with Auburn today. No, they've
12:08
had they've had weird vibes I mean
12:10
they finished the season losing three out
12:12
of four and they were the number
12:15
one overall seed and yeah this it
12:17
will be so like today Alabama state
12:19
They played so much harder than Auburn.
12:21
Yeah. They were beating them to loose
12:23
balls. They were picking up every 50-50
12:25
thing. Auburn didn't look like they had
12:27
a fire litter that I asked before
12:29
the game. Maybe Bruce Pearl will be
12:32
able to start it. And they ended
12:34
up winning by a good amount. It
12:36
was by 20. It wasn't close at
12:38
the end. But I wasn't super impressed
12:40
by it. My badgers handle business, even
12:42
though the committee tried to fuck us
12:44
with the early tip time and the
12:47
altitude. I mean, that was. That wasn't
12:49
very competitive. Yeah, I don't think you
12:51
guys even played your best game. No,
12:53
Klesmit was was not good and he's
12:55
got to be good against BYU on
12:57
Saturday. I'm trying to think, are they
12:59
out? Yeah. Give him to us, give
13:01
him to, because I was about to
13:04
say, what time do you think? Like
13:06
the games today, there weren't super memorable
13:08
moments, this happens, you know, you'll have
13:10
a Thursday or Friday, that's not like,
13:12
oh my god, that was craziest day
13:14
ever. But then you look at Saturday.
13:16
And you're like, holy shit, it's loaded.
13:19
Give it to us. 1210, McNeese v.
13:21
Purdue, 240, Arkansas v. St. John's, 515,
13:23
Michigan v. Texas A&M, 610, Drake v.
13:25
Texas Tech, 710, Creighton v. Auburn, 745.
13:27
B Y U versus Wisconsin. I like
13:29
that. I like having are these Eastern
13:31
standard time? These are all Eastern standard
13:33
time. Okay, 40 Gonzaga Houston 940 U
13:36
C L A Tennessee pick out what
13:38
happens if the game keeps going to
13:40
overtime and going to overtime and going
13:42
to overtime and it gets into Sunday.
13:44
Can B why you play 645? You
13:46
should try to, we should try to
13:48
extend it. Yeah, pull a fire alarm.
13:50
That would be a long game. Yeah,
13:53
really long game. Pull a fire alarm.
13:55
I like having a night. I was
13:57
worried that I didn't think they were
13:59
gonna do it because it's out, you
14:01
know, it's mountain time, but I was
14:03
worried they're gonna do like the second
14:05
game. Need some rest. Get some rest.
14:08
It's gonna be a tough game. B
14:10
YU is good. They fucking fill. Just
14:12
any team can go on a run
14:14
at any time with three's and we
14:16
missed a fun fact. We missed a
14:18
fun fact. Why you know Max missed
14:20
a fun fact by B. Well missed
14:22
a fun because I heard that on
14:25
the radio yesterday And I was like
14:27
that's a big mistake on our part
14:29
that how much you look up every
14:31
fact? Well, this is maybe the fun
14:33
fact I looked up B. Y you
14:35
fun facts. What was your B Y
14:37
you fun fact? What was your B
14:40
Y you fun fact? Was as this
14:42
one? I think it was just a
14:44
thing. And this is the funnest fact
14:46
is seven million dollars on a player
14:48
coming in next year. That is fun.
14:50
Oh, that is fun. What was the
14:52
fun fact? Probably money from the Tater
14:54
Tots. Yeah. Yeah. Is it Tater Tott?
14:57
No, you say what the fact is.
14:59
You have BYU? You say it. Ritchie
15:01
Saunders. His great-grandfather invented Tater. That's big
15:03
time. That's a sick fact. That's quite
15:05
a legacy. That's a guy who, yeah,
15:07
yeah, like, like, like, like, like, like,
15:09
like, like, like, like, like, like, like,
15:12
like, like, like, like, like, like, like,
15:14
like, like, like, like, like, like, like,
15:16
like, like, like, like, like, like, like,
15:18
like, a, like, like, like, like, like,
15:20
like, like, like, like, like, like, like,
15:22
like, like, like, And do we talk
15:24
about Jeff Sprouse? Do we already talk
15:26
about Jeff Sprouse? No, but you should
15:29
probably apologize to Jeff Sprouse. I said,
15:31
I said one player. He did best
15:33
player or worst player? I did best
15:35
player, worst player for like six of
15:37
the teams and then I only said
15:39
one of the worst players and it
15:41
was Jeff Sprouse who went six of
15:43
12 from three in the playing game.
15:46
Yep. Yeah, he was and we think
15:48
we think that just Jeff Sprouse probably
15:50
listens to the show he probably heard
15:52
that probably and you probably the Sprouse
15:54
family someone told it. Yeah, I got
15:56
a reply from a Sprouse admit that
15:58
you've never that you don't know ball
16:01
and only looked at the box scores
16:03
and I was like I I admitted
16:05
that as I think you said it
16:07
yeah you did not even the box
16:09
score just the season-long sets yeah I
16:11
pulled up the ESBN like stat line
16:13
for every player and I was like
16:15
this guy's number these guys numbers
16:18
stink yeah yeah all right so
16:20
apologies to Jeff Sprouse we should
16:22
also mention text the the the
16:24
reminder today was any time everyone
16:26
in the world is talking about
16:29
one team Mm-hmm. Just go the
16:31
other way because I feel like
16:33
that happened with two two specific
16:35
cases. Yale, everyone loved Yale, Texaneum,
16:38
turns out still very good, Wade
16:40
Taylor, very good. And then, who
16:42
was, who's the other? Oh, Michigan,
16:44
V-C-U-B-Y-U. Oh, yeah. V-C-U-B-Y-U was,
16:47
everyone was like V-C-U-V-C-U,
16:49
V-U-I-U-S-U-Y-U-U, And U .C.
16:51
San Diego, too. Yeah, but they covered it three and
16:53
a half. I don't know what. Yeah,
16:55
it it started three half. I don't know what
16:57
U .C. San Diego was doing. was doing
16:59
with that last possession. You have
17:01
14 seconds, you're down three. I would like
17:03
to try to extend the game a little
17:05
and go to the rack and try to
17:07
maybe get fouled there. I don't know. Or
17:10
fade away three. It was a good, it
17:12
was a decent look, but it just... You
17:14
have one shot! The play took so long
17:16
to develop that you didn't give yourself an
17:18
opportunity to get a rebound, you didn't give
17:20
yourself an opportunity for them to get a
17:22
rebound and foul. Right, yeah. It's just the
17:24
game ended. Yeah, try to get that off. You actually,
17:26
it could have been even worse, I think,
17:28
because you could have let Dusty May get
17:30
enough time where he could then foul when
17:33
you're on the floor and take away your
17:35
opportunity to shoot a three. Yeah. And you see
17:37
San Diego deserves credit, I mean Michigan deserves credit
17:39
for holding on and making big plays down the
17:41
stretch, but you see San Diego like they were
17:43
dead in the water in the first half and
17:45
they came out in the second half, that first
17:47
five minutes went on that run. That was a
17:49
very good, that was some good tournament
17:51
action that felt fun to watch. Yeah, there's a
17:54
lot of foul trouble in that game, that's the
17:56
only thing. It was not the best, Tate Jones
17:58
fouled out with like five minutes left. Great. All
18:00
right, what other, do we miss anyone
18:03
else? Georgia. Georgia, Gonzaga. Georgia didn't know
18:05
how to play basketball. Does Georgia have
18:07
a basketball team? They don't know
18:09
how to play basketball. It continues for
18:12
another year. I don't think I've ever
18:14
seen for the start of a
18:16
game. Now, Gonzaga deserves a lot of
18:18
credit. Gonzaga is underseded as an eight
18:21
seed. I think they are a lot
18:23
better than an eight seed. So
18:25
they're not your typical eight seed seed.
18:27
That game started and. Georgia's didn't know
18:30
how to dribble past shoot anything. Yeah,
18:32
they're falling on it all over
18:34
themselves Georgia's crazy Also out of control
18:36
when they try to drive. Yeah, there
18:39
was also another was there another Georgia
18:41
incident football two two What happened
18:43
one guy drove into a house? Okay,
18:45
are you talking about his house? No,
18:48
oh And then the second one which
18:50
I think was the first one
18:52
was just a Speeding ticket, but I
18:54
can look it up. It's funny because
18:57
when March Madison's happening other stories just
18:59
don't happen because I also it
19:01
was like a bingo card we had
19:03
Another two Georgia driving incidents. Yeah football
19:06
program and then we had a
19:08
very weird story for Michigan. Yeah, Michigan
19:10
some sort of spying the former offensive
19:12
coordinator Matt Weiss. Yeah. So I have
19:15
it right here according to the
19:17
indictment between approximately 2015 January 2023 Weiss
19:19
gained unauthorized access to student-athlete databases of
19:21
more than 100 colleges and universities that
19:24
were maintained by a third-party vendor,
19:26
after gaining access to these databases, Weiss
19:28
downloaded the personally identifiable information and medical
19:30
data of more than 150,000 athletes. Using
19:33
the information that he obtained from
19:35
the student athlete databases and his own
19:37
internet research, Weiss was able to obtain
19:39
access to social media email and or
19:42
cloud storage accounts of more than
19:44
2,000 target athletes, Weiss also illegally obtained
19:46
access to social media email and our
19:48
cloud. storage accounts of more than 1,300
19:51
additional students and or alumni from
19:53
universities across the country. That's creepy. That's
19:55
crazy. He sounds like he's an anonymous,
19:57
like an actual hacker. That's nuts.
19:59
Can you blame Connor Stallion's for this?
20:02
Hmm. Connor Stallion's is gonna try. But
20:04
this guy, not so much. So I
20:06
got the, I got it right
20:08
here. Georgia wide receiver. Nitro Tuggle, which
20:11
I mean that guy. He should be
20:13
allowed to speak. I don't, you can't
20:15
name him. He got charged. He's
20:17
gonna be, he's gonna speed or he's
20:20
gonna be an American gladiator. One or
20:22
the other. Arrested on charges of reckless
20:24
driving and speeding in Athens. And
20:26
then on Monday. When you recruit nitro,
20:29
and you're at Georgia. There's a wide
20:31
receiver, it's like, you have to have
20:34
like several conversations, nitro, you're gonna
20:36
be under a microscope because your name
20:38
is nitro and also you play football
20:40
for me. You need to give him
20:43
a golf cart that goes 20
20:45
miles an hour tops. Or just get
20:47
him a driver. Like we're gonna get
20:49
ahead of this problem nitro. And
20:51
then Georgia offensive lineman Marquis easily reportedly
20:54
crashed a car into an apartment complex
20:56
Monday night leading to a suspension today.
20:58
All gas, no breaks. Hmm, interesting.
21:00
I would assume if these guys are
21:03
good at football they'll be playing in
21:05
September. Like what do you think they
21:07
like what like how? After like
21:09
what 20th time it happens like do
21:12
you think at any point like do
21:14
you think they joke about it because
21:16
that's what it seems like they're
21:18
like all right like this is just
21:21
our thing here I don't office pool
21:23
I don't think Kirby jokes about it
21:25
I think some of the guys
21:27
on the staff definitely joke about it
21:30
being like you got to be fucking
21:32
shit I do think I do think
21:34
you can point a Kirby smart
21:36
and be like do you need to
21:39
do a better job of making the
21:41
local police in your pocket like
21:43
urban Meyer dead in Jacksonville and Jacksonville
21:45
but these guys Yeah,
21:48
I mean there's not the money
21:50
not much you can do that.
21:52
The speeding one. The speeding one
21:54
you could put that under the
21:56
The cops got to be like
21:58
all right speeding ticket. Yeah, but
22:00
Georgia's I think they've had yeah,
22:02
and they've also had so many
22:04
incidents where it's like I think
22:06
the police have to be like
22:08
we have to start reporting yes
22:10
you and like we've covered up
22:12
a lot but when you're going
22:14
like 140 like we got a
22:16
report take their licenses yeah when
22:18
nitro pulls into the the first
22:20
nitro he's like nice or we
22:22
should get a pass yeah he
22:24
should but when your curby smart
22:26
you see nitro pull up to
22:28
the facility day one probably in
22:30
like a Dodge Hellcat you have
22:32
to be like hey nitro you're
22:34
not driving I'm sorry you're just
22:36
not Yeah. Also, we got another
22:39
story we had was T. Higgins
22:41
contract, the details. This is a
22:43
this is pretty smart by the
22:45
Bengals, it seems like. So I'm
22:47
reading the from Florios broke it
22:49
down. Of course he did. Flora's
22:51
not watching basketball. He's breaking down
22:53
contracts. Nothing in 2025 is guaranteed.
22:55
However, the 20 million dollar roster
22:57
bonus is earned five days after
22:59
Higgins puts pen to paper. So
23:01
I assume he's going to earn
23:03
that like. That's actually a dangerous
23:05
time to earn it right during
23:07
much madness. The only true full
23:09
guarantee at signing bonus or signing
23:11
is the 10 million 2026 off-season
23:13
roster bonus. The Bengals have as
23:15
a practical matter a year-to-year option.
23:17
They can pay him 35.9 million
23:19
for 2025 if he dresses for
23:21
every game and earns the 2
23:23
million in per game roster bonuses
23:25
and they can move on before
23:27
the 2026 base salary becomes fully
23:29
guaranteed. It's not guaranteed for injury.
23:32
So it's not even a two-year
23:34
contract. It's a one-year contract for
23:36
a good amount of money. A
23:38
lot of money. Yeah. Because the
23:40
10 million guaranteed 2026 roster bonus
23:42
has offset language, they'd likely owe
23:44
him nothing if they caught him
23:46
after one year since he'd likely
23:48
make more elsewhere. Yeah, I
23:50
was wondering how they were able to,
23:52
because they said that they were going
23:55
to keep obviously T. Higgins, they're keeping
23:57
Jamar Chase, they were going to, they
23:59
said they were going to try to
24:01
keep Trey Hendrickson too, if they can.
24:03
I had no idea how any of
24:06
that was going to work out, but
24:08
it's just a fake contract. Well, he's
24:10
getting a lot of money this year
24:12
over what would have been the franchise
24:14
tax. Correct. So he's getting a nice
24:17
raise that's guaranteed for one. It's like
24:19
a, he got a mega franchise tag.
24:21
And I guess there's structure that if
24:23
they want to keep him next year,
24:25
they've already, they don't have to go
24:28
back and do this all. But essentially
24:30
he got mega tagged. Yeah. What else
24:32
do we have? Anything else from the
24:34
sports world that we might have missed?
24:36
Scotty Shefler's master's dinner. Oh, yeah It's
24:39
pretty much the same as it was
24:41
two years ago, right? He ran it
24:43
back except he didn't do the tortilla
24:45
soup because he told us on PMT
24:47
that the soup was too spicy for
24:50
some of the old timers that were
24:52
there and it made their tum tums
24:54
hurt. Yeah, so out of respect for
24:56
them He's like okay. I won't give
24:59
you diarrhea this diarrhea this year Oh,
25:01
what was it? Portolini? Oh yeah, the,
25:03
um, Ravioli Bites. So that's what he
25:05
was making when he like cut his
25:07
finger. Yeah, we added the Ravioli Bites.
25:10
With meatball. Yeah, I feel like, that's
25:12
a nice touch. Yeah, that's a nice
25:14
touch. Yeah, that's a little joke. I
25:16
could see Scotty Sheffler playing some football
25:18
at Georgia. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Right. Right
25:21
up his alley. We did Mark Pope,
25:23
25 arrests by the way in two
25:25
years. That's crazy. That's nuts. Gotta lead
25:27
the league. 23 wins. Mm-hmm. Damn, get
25:29
those numbers up, Kirby. Not the, not
25:32
the arrest. And like there's got to
25:34
be so much stuff that gets swept
25:36
under the rug. Oh yeah. All I'll
25:38
say is they, they have so many
25:40
arrests at college. They make their way
25:43
to the NFL. They play for the
25:45
Eagles. They don't get in trouble because
25:47
they got big dom. Big dom. stays
25:49
high and tight that'd be very funny
25:51
if curvy smart brought him big down
25:54
be like how do you do it
25:56
yeah he should how do you do
25:58
it zero suspensions least in the NFO
26:00
yeah you go. Uh, I gotta find
26:02
that craft. Yeah, that's, are you sure
26:05
that's true? Uh, 100% true. Mark Pope,
26:07
I know we, it was a little
26:09
cringe where we played his rap on
26:11
Wednesday. Uh, but shout out Mark Pope.
26:13
This is a pretty cool story. He's
26:16
paying, uh, gas money to any Kentucky
26:18
fans that drive to Milwaukee. That's pretty
26:20
cool. Yeah. So our friend Matt Jones
26:22
posted, proof of it. Someone from Mark
26:25
Pope's. office basically being like like all
26:27
you do is email and say you're
26:29
shit coming show that you have tickets
26:31
in your Kentucky fan and then they
26:33
email you back and they're like as
26:36
long as you can prove that no
26:38
one's between the ninth and twelfth grade
26:40
because that would technically be like a
26:42
violation of recruitment they'll Venmo you money
26:44
a flat gas rate good guy pretty
26:47
awesome I like Mark Pope that's a
26:49
cool thing to do so big blue
26:51
nation should be showing up to Milwaukee
26:53
love that What do you got Max?
26:55
Nothing I just sent I just sent
26:58
the graphic of zero suspension. Oh yeah,
27:00
pretty happy. You make the graphic? No,
27:02
dove, dove climbing. You've been suspended though.
27:04
From what? Well you had to take
27:06
the test. You had to take the
27:09
test. Yeah, you had to take the
27:11
test. You had to take the test.
27:13
Big Dom wasn't happy. I took that
27:15
test. And the time you didn't push
27:17
the button. Did I sell? So I
27:20
vacation? I guess that. I'm so excited
27:22
for more basketball tomorrow. Yeah, it's gonna
27:24
be awesome. It's the best. It's just
27:26
like an entire day. I realize today
27:28
that I was just sitting in the
27:31
same spot for 12 hours and it
27:33
was it was awesome. I'm gonna put
27:35
on the old Apple watch tomorrow, so
27:37
many steps I take. There you go.
27:39
I'm guessing it's a... Maybe double figures
27:42
maybe like 70 steps. It's also This
27:44
hit me at the beginning of the
27:46
day. It's crazy that when there's one
27:48
game on, you find yourself being like,
27:50
where the fuck are all the games?
27:53
I need all the games. It's boring.
27:55
Yeah. I can't watch one game. I
27:57
need four games going at the same
27:59
exact time. There was a moment though
28:02
when I think the first time there
28:04
are three games on it once, it
28:06
just blew my mind. Yeah. And it
28:08
was like, this is so much for
28:10
me to pay attention to right now.
28:13
Also, maybe shout out to TBS, CBS.
28:15
Turner, True TV, whoever else it is,
28:17
they did kind of fix the scoreboard
28:19
for a little bit. I don't understand
28:21
how it's still an issue. And when
28:24
I'm saying this, I mean, if you're
28:26
watching four games at once, half the
28:28
time you see the scoreboard on one
28:30
game and it will be ahead of
28:32
the actual game you're watching. Yeah, my
28:35
guess is they have some sort of
28:37
a live feed plugged directly into the
28:39
scores table. So like, when the scoreboard
28:41
at the arena changes. That gets fed
28:43
into the other TV channels. Just pause
28:46
it. Just pause that. Just fucking hit
28:48
pause. I don't want to be spoiled.
28:50
Like the beginning of the day. You
28:52
have a problem with it. I don't
28:54
have a problem. Because I can not
28:57
look at the scores in the top.
28:59
I, the problem is, if you know
29:01
what's happening and your teams playing, like
29:03
when Wisconsin was playing, I had to
29:05
look at the score to be like,
29:08
Montana would come down the court and
29:10
be like, oh shit, are they about
29:12
to hit a three? And I'd look
29:14
because I like if I if I
29:16
know it's there I'm gonna look so
29:19
that's why I can't stop myself You
29:21
look at me Max. Yeah, I noticed
29:23
that was a thing. I noticed I
29:25
was a thing I noticed I was
29:28
a thing earlier today, but I fixed
29:30
it We were watching it on YouTube
29:32
TV. No, I think they they did
29:34
I tweeted I was pretty mean about
29:36
it I said I'd skull fuck all
29:39
of them and then they did it
29:41
did look like they actually Jeffty low
29:43
text me said it You could see
29:45
it pause. So, but then it kind
29:47
of, it was like lagging a couple
29:50
places. Just figure it out. Don't let
29:52
it spoil us. If I know there's
29:54
a spoiler in front of my face,
29:56
I'm going to look at it. That's
29:58
my problem. Also
30:01
what happened in severance. No, did
30:03
you watch? Yeah, you motherfucker. All
30:05
right, so firefest So we're gonna
30:07
do our Mount Rushmore and then we're
30:09
gonna do Sanford Steve and
30:12
then our firefest and there are
30:14
Severance spoilers in the firefest
30:16
when I say that we'd none of us
30:18
in this room have watched the finale So
30:20
there's no spoilers on the finale It's just
30:22
we talked about what could happen in the
30:24
finale Because we have not seen it and
30:26
we were talking about the fact that it's
30:28
hard to watch severance when there's all these
30:31
games going on So if you're a couple
30:33
episodes behind Mm -hmm, you could skip firefest if
30:35
you are if you haven't watched the finale
30:37
You won't be spoiled at all. Yeah, because
30:39
you're at the finale We have not watched
30:41
it so we cannot we literally cannot spoil
30:43
it because we don't know yeah And our
30:45
guess is of what's gonna happen. Probably will
30:47
make you dumber Yeah, and less likely to
30:49
figure out what our theories are really stupid,
30:51
but it's still fun talk We don't really
30:53
do a bunch of TV talk. Yeah, we're
30:55
all watching it miss Wong brain of an adult Yeah,
30:59
that's a spoiler She
31:01
doesn't though. We don't think so.
31:03
I don't know Just
31:07
do it again. All
31:09
right, uh Mount Rushmore
31:12
Stanford Steve firefest and then we'll
31:14
see everyone on Monday to recap everything
31:16
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33:00
go first? Hank? Yeah. Do it. Yeah.
33:03
Loser of this Mount Rushmore
33:05
can't watch for the entire
33:07
weekend. Let me pull up
33:10
my notes. Apologies. What? We're
33:12
not doing that. No, I
33:14
know, obviously. Which way are
33:16
we going? Don't we always
33:19
go this way? Yeah. Hey.
33:21
Heading an underdog money line.
33:23
Ooh. Okay. Good one. Not
33:25
working on Thursday or Friday.
33:27
Yeah. Good ones. I would
33:29
say skipping work and or
33:31
school. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. School
33:34
is all, you're working at
33:36
school. You're just not doing
33:38
anything Thursday Friday. Yeah. I'm gonna
33:40
say, saying my bracket's busted. Mm.
33:42
Mm. Mm. Because you fucked it
33:45
too hard. Yeah. I had flapping
33:47
up your bracket. Yeah. My bracket
33:49
busted. Yeah. Uh, I, I, my,
33:51
my first two picks, survived. Buzzer
33:53
beaters. And crazy upsets. She always
33:55
remember when there's a crazy upset,
33:57
when there's a 15C to 16C.
34:00
I mean 16 C board like
34:02
I can actually Close my eyes
34:04
and see the Purdue just Dave
34:06
screaming after you is too small
34:09
for them or just Virginia. Yeah
34:11
Those those are my favorite all
34:13
right. My second pick is going
34:16
to be one shining moment. Ooh
34:18
yep, the ball is a good
34:20
one. That's a good one. Where
34:23
you are? I'm gonna go You're
34:25
a shooting star. One shining moment.
34:27
One shining moment. One shining moment.
34:30
One shining moment. One shining moment.
34:32
I actually don't like one shining
34:34
moment. I actually don't like one
34:37
shining moment because it's sad for
34:39
me. Because it's over. It's more
34:41
than a content. Like I, it's
34:44
always the end where I'm like,
34:46
oh that was a lot of
34:48
fun, I wish I could do
34:51
that again. But it hits you
34:53
in the fields. It does, but
34:55
I just like, I kind of
34:58
got, it hits me in like
35:00
the feels like, man, I really
35:02
should have enjoyed this little more.
35:05
Yeah, it's kind of sad too.
35:07
It says, you always did your
35:09
best, because inside you knew that
35:12
one shining moment, you knew you
35:14
were alive. Like you implying that
35:16
you don't know that that sounds
35:19
like the rest of your life
35:21
stinks sounds like someone Ricken would
35:23
write in one of his books
35:26
Yeah That's a little preview for
35:28
our severance talk after he's too
35:30
much frolic That was the great.
35:32
That was the greatest severance preview
35:35
that happened after the fast. Yeah.
35:37
Yeah. Just if you're watching severance
35:39
right now And you're behind there
35:42
could potentially be spoilers, but really
35:44
not because we haven't seen the
35:46
finale and also we're we're dumb.
35:49
Okay, who's up? I'm up printing
35:51
out your bracket on Sunday. Yeah,
35:53
Mm-hmm. Feeling it paper in your
35:56
hands. Yeah, okay. My list sucks.
35:58
Sideline reporters. He sees bonk. I
36:00
had. Say it again. Sideline reporters?
36:03
You love John Rothstein. Sideline reporters?
36:05
Yeah, the females. Females. And I
36:07
guess John Rothstein, good one too.
36:10
And then my other one is
36:12
the camera on a dolly that
36:14
they use for the final four.
36:17
That's like my, I love that
36:19
favorite shot in sports. They show
36:21
them running down the sidelines and
36:24
buzzer beater and the And the
36:26
cameras following them they only use
36:28
it for the final. Oh, I
36:31
got you. I know you're I
36:33
don't like it live, but I
36:35
like the replay I love it.
36:38
Yeah. I do like that They
36:40
should use they got to switch
36:42
it though before a shot takes
36:45
place Yeah, because sometimes they'll do
36:47
the bad angle shmangle. Mm-hmm. Okay
36:49
Max riding a group at with
36:52
the boys. Yes, had it on
36:54
there. Great call PFD
36:56
I'm gonna go with Cutting down
36:58
nets. Good one cutting down that's
37:01
iconic. Yeah, okay. I'm gonna go
37:03
with crying fans Love that shit.
37:05
It's always awesome that is girl
37:08
Northwestern kid. There's just always the
37:10
sad ram the Colorado State RAM.
37:12
Yeah, just iconic moments and I'm
37:14
gonna go with a gambling one.
37:17
I love the rogue foul when
37:19
when a team shouldn't be fouling
37:21
anymore and then one tri-hard is
37:23
like I'm just gonna foul one
37:26
last time then you can cover
37:28
a spread or hitting over. There's
37:30
just it's something about the kids.
37:32
They don't look at the coach
37:35
before you just you're you because
37:37
you always got in the back
37:39
of your over yet. It's not
37:41
over. There's like 10 seconds left.
37:44
You're like if we could just
37:46
get one guy who just is
37:48
a little too eager. I
37:52
am choosing between two. This one no
37:54
longer applies, but it was such a
37:56
big part of March Madness for a
37:58
while. I'm going to include it. In
38:01
practical... Jokers commercials. I had something I
38:03
had finding true TV. Yeah, finding true
38:05
TV. That was the other one I
38:07
was thinking about. Talking about. Oh, I
38:10
saw a Twitter threat today about and
38:12
it kind of triggered my memory that
38:14
way back in like the 90s, we
38:17
only got to watch one game and
38:19
they would just have a live look
38:21
in for the other games going on.
38:23
It's crazy. Also, one thing that they
38:26
did do back in the day that
38:28
I wish they bring back, there was
38:30
like a like our dinner window where
38:32
they wouldn't have a game. It was
38:35
awesome. Yeah, on Thursday and Friday. I
38:37
just added that. Oh, I love that.
38:39
You just go outside and get a
38:42
little fresh air. But then like you're,
38:44
no, they don't. There's, they're staggered. You'll
38:46
see. I thought there was still that
38:48
like, like five to six. There's less,
38:51
there's less games in the spot, but
38:53
it's not, there will, I don't think
38:55
there'll be a moment where there's not
38:58
a game on. The, yeah, there's a
39:00
335 tip. Those aren't, so they used
39:02
to have like an actual, we can,
39:04
you know, go eat dinner, go outside.
39:07
Okay, Max. Uh, I'll go with- What
39:09
was that memes? I just thought it
39:11
was going. Oh, just going outside. I'll
39:13
go with raft. Bill raft. Okay, good
39:16
call. I was gonna- Unions. Yeah, onions.
39:18
Double order. Manaman. I'll just go with
39:20
memorizing commercials to the point where you
39:23
can guess, like- I feel like there's
39:25
been March Madison where I'll just sit
39:27
and just like guess what commercial comes
39:29
next. Hank has been mid season form
39:32
right now. He's gonna blame us. He's
39:34
gonna blame us. Yep. We weren't, whatever,
39:36
memorizing. I don't really give a shit.
39:38
No, I mean, there's usually one very
39:41
annoying commercial. I said my list sucked
39:43
at the top. I prefaced it. sideline
39:45
reporters bonk. I like it. I'd support
39:48
that. What do my friends text to
39:50
me? It doesn't even mean anything. When
39:52
my friends text me yesterday, it was
39:54
just like F minus from Hank on
39:57
Sunday. For your day, I laughed so
39:59
hard. I did my best, I showed
40:01
up. That was a good list, Hank.
40:03
What was your picks? The camera?
40:06
I mean it's a sick camera. Hot
40:08
reporters, the camera, memorizing
40:11
commercials, memorizing commercials. That's
40:13
what everyone thinks though
40:15
with a dog money
40:17
line. Under dog money
40:19
line. That's good. Yeah. We
40:21
have missed wings. Yeah. Oh, sneaker
40:23
squeaking. I just like sneaker
40:25
squeaking. But you guys are
40:28
just describing like... Is it Mount
40:30
Rush more of March moments,
40:32
Hank? I said wings? My, that's
40:34
every week for you. That was
40:37
honorable mention. I thought about, I
40:39
almost said day drinking, but then
40:41
I was like, riding a bell
40:44
with your boys? That's every fucking
40:46
Sunday. Oh, but Mars aren't March.
40:48
Oh, yeah. You'll get it. You
40:50
guys pick the most general fucking
40:53
things. And then they're like, oh,
40:55
March. Like yeah, that's what
40:57
every fucking you said. That's
40:59
what you said for your first
41:02
pick. Yeah, your first. I
41:04
think you've made a brand
41:06
off that for football. Max,
41:08
I think you're right with
41:10
the day drinking except you
41:12
got to specify like I think.
41:14
When I think of March,
41:16
I think of drinking out
41:18
of my favorite part of
41:21
March is going to the
41:23
bar with my beer tube.
41:25
Yeah, the towers, the towers,
41:27
yeah. Beer tower in March. Sitting
41:29
at like, uh, at like a
41:31
chain, at like a chillies and
41:34
just, yeah, Beer tower. Ripping beer
41:36
tower. Yeah, uh, Jimmy V
41:39
running around the court hugging
41:41
somebody? Yeah, Friday is the weekend?
41:43
Oh, no. This is fun. I'm glad
41:45
we did this. I'm glad we did
41:47
this. That's the best. We've been doing this
41:50
show for so long that like if you
41:52
if you try to say one thing you
41:54
just you just trigger a memory to get
41:56
back into another argument. You can't come back
41:59
from that now. That was, we were
42:01
right. Say that we were right.
42:03
Yeah, whatever. There's layers to the
42:05
ship, man. There's levels. Friday's not
42:07
the weekend. It's one of the
42:10
more pro-pronged things. It's the craziest
42:12
thing ever. It starts 1201. I
42:14
just, the only other one I
42:16
had, I love watching a, watching
42:18
a team that's never seen a press.
42:20
It just always makes me laugh. When
42:23
you can just, and you know you
42:25
can get like, we can get eight
42:27
quick. points here. So you've literally never
42:29
played against press. Sometimes I see that
42:32
and I'm like, why don't teams just
42:34
do this all game? Yeah, like. Let's
42:36
get tired. Seton Hall is on the
42:38
same perfect example. Seton Hall is
42:40
a horrible basketball team. Great at
42:43
press. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Bugs, not in his
42:45
head. Fuck yeah. All right, Hank, so
42:47
you somehow lost this Mount Rushmore and
42:49
a previous argument that we had for
42:51
a long time. Yeah, let's wrap it
42:53
up. Pretty to you wonder. Okay, before
42:55
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45:01
friend, Stanford Steve. We're gonna talk Friday's
45:04
slate, because this is gonna come out
45:06
on Friday morning when people are
45:08
licking their wounds from the first day
45:10
of the tournament. Chaos everywhere. Steve,
45:12
let me start with this before we
45:15
get into the games. What's the setup?
45:17
I got a couple things. Yeah, I
45:19
want to hear your things, but
45:21
what's the setup for Stanford Steve for
45:24
the tournament? Oh, well, earlier in
45:26
the week, we'll have had our
45:28
Calcutta pool, which is a giant
45:30
auction. It's actually, I mean, if
45:32
you got a group of guys
45:34
and big money, it's a different
45:36
way to do the tournament. And
45:38
what you do is every team
45:40
has a number. There's no cap
45:42
or nothing. I want to say
45:44
Yukon like last year I went
45:46
for 35-40-K like it was around
45:48
there. So there's a there's probably
45:50
10 to 15 teams every year
45:52
that get in. We do that
45:54
Wednesday night and then I'm actually
45:56
hanging out in Dewey Beach. Starboard.
45:58
Nice. Starboard raw. Nalo the whole
46:00
the whole the whole deal. We'll
46:02
be there families coming over Friday.
46:04
So it's kind of scary because
46:06
we go over there so many
46:08
times during the summer But I
46:10
always have my wife and kids
46:12
As this drops, I'll be wondering
46:14
how I'm doing because I'm gonna
46:16
have Thursday to myself No, I
46:18
love it. Is this spring break
46:20
season? No, see down here My
46:22
kids spring break is late. Like
46:24
it's the week after the Masters.
46:26
Oh, so it's it's all screwed
46:28
up. Wait. When you said by
46:30
yourself on Thursday, do you mean
46:32
your wife's not going to be
46:34
around or? Correct. Oh, you're fucked.
46:36
Why? So you have the kids
46:38
or no? No. Oh, okay. Good.
46:40
I thought you meant you had
46:42
the kids and no wife. I
46:44
was like, what are you doing
46:46
Steve? All right. And then so
46:48
my other question about the setup.
46:50
Text messages calls whatever to our
46:52
friend Scott if things go poorly
46:54
with Maryland because we know I
46:56
actually got to see Super Week
46:58
I got to see the inside
47:00
look of it because Steve and
47:02
I were hanging out and we
47:04
he had to go do a
47:06
hit on Sports Center Which he's
47:08
on every night and and before
47:10
the hit was Ohio State versus
47:12
Maryland and Maryland lost within a
47:14
buzzer-beater and everyone all the producers
47:17
were watching the game being like,
47:19
oh, fuck, oh, fuck, because they
47:21
knew that it will change the
47:23
mood of our good friend Scott
47:25
Van Pelt. So how do you
47:27
navigate that? Uh, I will wait
47:29
to hear from him. Okay. This,
47:31
this, I mean, Saturday was so
47:33
tough, knowing that the juice is
47:35
back here in the DMV for
47:37
the Terps, and he was on
47:39
vacation, and I never, I didn't,
47:41
I didn't reach out. Yeah, and
47:43
this is probably and I don't
47:45
think I really we've texted until
47:47
I got to our saw him
47:49
until we did the podcast Monday.
47:51
So I could see him having
47:53
to deal with things differently because
47:55
he was with all family members
47:57
and he was with, you know,
47:59
his family. his other side of
48:01
the family is off Florida people.
48:03
So, as much as I wanted to, I've
48:05
been there before and I know that I
48:07
will wait to be spoken to and that's
48:09
how I handled that. Okay, that's smart.
48:11
The other thing I wanted to get
48:14
to real quick was kind of a
48:16
revisiting of our wing date that we
48:18
had last year with Mark Titus. So
48:20
Mark, he ate chicken wings because he's
48:23
proven he's one of the boys, right?
48:25
Like Mark and Mang, that's what he
48:27
does. So he ate I think 10 maybe
48:29
12 wings and he was out for the
48:31
next what two days three days three
48:34
days he had to call hit to call
48:36
in two hours yeah he looked like death
48:38
yeah yeah yeah like it's is that healthy
48:40
he's that healthy where you put a
48:43
little fried food and good sauce in
48:45
you and that's what it does to
48:47
you that's the cali boy yeah you
48:49
can you can eat wings and and
48:51
go out for seconds you can have
48:53
dessert Yeah. So you get so much
48:55
sand between your toes when you're in
48:57
California too long, you know, things start
49:00
happening. Your body starts getting affected outside
49:02
in, whereas we're building it from the
49:04
inside out. Right. Where we have that
49:06
strength, you know, the inner strength. That's
49:08
our version of playing an altitude. Yeah.
49:10
Just keep adding layers from the inside
49:12
out. Yeah. If you made me eat like
49:15
Mark for an entire week where it's like
49:17
salads, I would just be, I'd wither away.
49:19
I'd probably, I probably, a strong wind would
49:21
take me. I would tap out. I wouldn't
49:23
do it. I'm out. All right, what
49:25
do you have for us? I wasn't
49:27
sure. Are we going to talk about
49:29
the crown? Because I saw Villanova made
49:31
the crown. Crown is huge. Max just,
49:33
Max, plug your headphones, put your headphones
49:36
back on. Max, we got a crown
49:38
question from Steve. Crown. Do you like Villanova's
49:40
draw? Sure. We don't have a
49:42
coach. We're focused on bringing in
49:44
a coach. Maybe Kevin Willard from
49:46
Maryland. Oh, don't say that down
49:49
here. Oh, I heard he hasn't
49:51
signed the extension yet. That's all
49:53
I'm saying. I heard he hasn't
49:55
signed the extension yet. All right. Well,
49:58
you got a pretty good source. It
50:00
sounds like. But also Max, I'm going
50:02
through the bracket. And there's no teams
50:04
from the great state of Philadelphia. Like
50:06
not one. Like this hotbed, you know,
50:08
the pedestrian, you always hear about. I
50:10
think it's three straight years. No teams
50:12
from Philadelphia, is that right? Whoa. Yeah,
50:15
well, that's three straight years of Villanova
50:17
not being there to carry the big
50:19
five. So that's everyone. That's almost half
50:21
a decade. That's almost half a decade.
50:23
I know. It's a long. Yeah, that's
50:25
bad. For sure. That's really bad. This
50:27
is a combination too, because I do
50:29
want to congratulate Max. I saw him
50:31
the night before the Super Bowl and
50:34
I just told like, you know, try
50:36
and enjoy it, try and enjoy it
50:38
and he had nothing. He was on
50:40
one. And I just want to say
50:42
congratulations to Max, because I know how
50:44
invested he is. But I do, then
50:46
I started thinking guys, like, we've come
50:48
a long way at Super Bowl week,
50:50
like hanging out, like. You know the
50:52
Green Light guys are on another level
50:55
and like they basically hosted us all
50:57
week and they were great but it
50:59
was great Dan and I had a
51:01
romantic dinner next to a guy who
51:03
didn't say a word and wouldn't move
51:05
and no one knew who he was
51:07
but we moved on but like having
51:09
like no injuries no fatalities and I
51:11
just keep going back guys to that
51:14
house you guys had in Houston. Yeah.
51:16
Do you remember the debauchery of that
51:18
house? people i mean there were some
51:20
big-time people there and they didn't care
51:22
uh... what they were doing i mean
51:24
hank was a little pipsqueak yeah back
51:26
then to yeah up but but like
51:28
we've mature like pft we were out
51:30
you know hanging out i never know
51:33
where you're gonna show up but you
51:35
always do yeah and uh... i i
51:37
i i i i i really feel
51:39
like we've grown for super bowl we
51:41
that the our uh... Our intake is
51:43
way more established and we know what
51:45
we're doing now. Yeah, the pacing the
51:47
pacing is a lot better I was
51:49
surprised that Rassillo was kind he was
51:52
the maniac this Super Bowl week I
51:54
feel like every time I ran into
51:56
you Rassillo was coming in at like
51:58
2 a.m. Closing the shop down telling
52:00
stories about get into a fight with
52:02
Warren sap just like holding court in
52:04
front of the entire house he was
52:06
resale's got a second wind in life
52:08
yeah oh yeah because and then you
52:10
know what there's there's there's no taking
52:13
the air out of that sale the
52:15
second win too yeah that thing just
52:17
goes it's going but yeah I think
52:19
we've we've come a long way and
52:21
like I compare Dan at the Super
52:23
Bowl to Duke Like Duke, I'm a
52:25
Duke fan and these Duke teams, you
52:27
know, whether it's Zion's team, you know,
52:29
Jason Tatum's team. I love, love those
52:32
teams, but I always wanted more. And
52:34
like to get Dan's solo for our
52:36
romantic dinner, like he had nowhere to
52:38
go. Like it was just me. So
52:40
it was like, all right, you ready
52:42
for another one? Yep. And he was
52:44
a trooper. I give him all the
52:46
credit. Listen, I wish we could do
52:48
Super Week in reverse where it's like
52:51
I have all the energy in the
52:53
world on Sunday and Monday and then
52:55
by the end of the week. It's
52:57
just zapped. I like and I think
52:59
about it because like it's you know
53:01
what it is too it's that we
53:03
do these live shows after a full
53:05
day of everything else we're like we
53:07
finish the day and it's five o'clock
53:09
then we gotta go sit in a
53:12
bar and do a live show and
53:14
I love it but then I'm just
53:16
like get me to a bed where
53:18
I can just sit and watch your
53:20
your Stanford cardinal play at like midnight
53:22
that's the thing. Russell tries to give
53:24
me cheese like oh you're out like
53:26
hobnobbing with people and like you know
53:28
star fucking it's like dude I'm just
53:31
losing thousands of dollars watching ACC basketball
53:33
in California that's what I'm doing so
53:35
it was a good week though Yeah,
53:37
no it's fantastic. It always lives up.
53:39
We got our crew and but I'm
53:41
just saying like we've come a long
53:43
way Yeah, that house you guys had
53:45
man. Oh man. I mean Laude Sean
53:47
almost died. He almost drowned. He just
53:50
got in the pool. He's trying to
53:52
play one-on-one with Jared Goff and then
53:54
he got in the pool and almost
53:56
died Glennie Ball is passing out every
53:58
night at about 11 p.m. In the
54:00
chair with beer in one hand and
54:02
the biggest smile on the biggest smile
54:04
on his face. Yeah. Yeah, they did.
54:06
Oh my God. The best was Jared
54:08
Goff called me the next morning was
54:11
like, do you know where Blake, Blake
54:13
is, Blake portals? I was like, what?
54:15
Why would I know? And he's like,
54:17
why are you calling me to ask?
54:19
We're playing portals. They had a flight
54:21
to catch. Steve, real quick though, before
54:23
we get in the bracket, you gave
54:25
Max some shit for the crown. How
54:27
are you feeling about our cardinal in
54:30
the NIT? I picked you guys to
54:32
win it. Big win overseas son last
54:34
night. Love our coach. Almost came close
54:36
to 20 wins. Had Louisville on the
54:38
ropes, bad whistle in the ACC tournament.
54:40
But when you have to travel from
54:42
Palo Alto to play in Charlotte in
54:44
your conference tournament, you know, you're going
54:46
to get those kinds of things. So,
54:49
no, we're on the up. We actually
54:51
had people at the game for the
54:53
NIT. Haven't seen that in about 15
54:55
years. So it's a process. We're moving
54:57
along, we got Andrew in charge of
54:59
football, that'll shed light on everything else,
55:01
so we're good on the farm. Love
55:03
that, love that. All right, let's get
55:05
into some games. So this first game
55:08
on Friday is, I'm gonna say, it's
55:10
the most important game for everyone listening
55:12
right now because you went through Thursday,
55:14
you probably got, your teeth kicked in,
55:16
you know, every March of Madness goes
55:18
the same for me. I go in
55:20
Thursday morning with a well thought out
55:22
plan, about 30 minutes into the day.
55:24
I get absolutely smoked, but then you
55:26
have Friday to wake up and be
55:29
like, all right, pick yourself up off
55:31
the mat, let's do this. And the
55:33
first game is actually like, it's a
55:35
great game in the fact that it's
55:37
a one and a half point spread.
55:39
It's Baylor, Mississippi State. I don't, I
55:41
feel like Baylor had the type of
55:43
season where I was always expecting kind
55:45
of like what you're saying, wanting more
55:48
from Baylor. And Mississippi State is one
55:50
of those teams like I love Hubbard.
55:52
First of all, when you wake up
55:54
today, make sure you're braced your teeth
55:56
and look yourself in the mirror and
55:58
say, I'm going to do it today.
56:00
I'm going to do it today. It's
56:02
the most important part of the day
56:04
to be happy with yourself. You're brushing
56:07
your teeth and looking yourself in the
56:09
mirror. Have that confidence. It starts right
56:11
there. This is the toughest game in
56:13
the day, I believe. Like Hubbard, Hubbard
56:15
has no conscience. Like he leads, I
56:17
think he shoots over 9-3 is a
56:19
game. And Baylor, to your point Dan,
56:21
I always look at that. And you
56:23
look at the 8-9s in this tournament.
56:25
You know, it's all the in seven
56:28
and ten. There's all the previous national
56:30
champions in Baylor's in that category I
56:32
love Edgecombe, but again, if you wanted
56:34
more from Baylor, the thing that Baylor
56:36
does, they play zone over 20% of
56:38
the time and Hubbard will just shoot
56:40
over it. So it's all about Hubbard
56:42
making shots. I do trust stands in
56:44
this spot and Drew has been hot
56:47
and cold in this kind of deal.
56:49
But Dan, other part, and you love
56:51
conspiracy theories. Baylor's point guard. Jeremy Roach,
56:53
no replay the last four years. Duke.
56:55
Yeah, it's Duke. Nova guy. Makes me
56:57
think there's something in cooking in the
56:59
book seeing how you know the bracket
57:01
got set. But I'll stick with the
57:03
SEC. I'm gonna go Mississippi State stands
57:06
a style play. I believe it frustrates
57:08
Baylor. Okay, bad pick, but I respect
57:10
you right. Yeah, these guys have Baylor
57:12
in the Experian Buster's pool that we
57:14
have. So they'll be rooting for Baylor.
57:16
This is one of those games that
57:18
I know you know this Steve from
57:20
doing it forever. I just have this
57:22
chalk is no matter what loss. Yes.
57:25
I'm gonna pick whatever side. It doesn't
57:27
matter whichever side. I'm not saying I
57:29
have a strong lean either way. Whatever
57:31
side I end up on, that's a
57:33
loss. No, and the problem is, that's
57:35
how I feel about all the seven
57:37
tens this year too. Yeah. Like Scott
57:39
and I talked about, he loves the
57:41
eight nine matchups because the namesake. And
57:43
I just I just look at trying
57:46
to pick games and I'm like I
57:48
hate the seven tens more than the
57:50
eight nines, but um Yeah, it's it
57:52
it'll kick us off The tempo is
57:54
the whole thing in that game Baylor
57:56
likes to get up and down Mississippi
57:58
State is is good playing slower. So
58:00
I can't even give you a total
58:02
there because it's about who dictates So
58:05
the 12-5 game, Colorado State Memphis. I
58:07
feel like everybody's picking Colorado State, they
58:09
are the favorite in this game. It's
58:11
like this one and then the Michigan
58:13
San Diego game. Those are people are
58:15
going back and forth between those over
58:17
the most likely 12-5 upset. I feel
58:19
like this one, we've talked about Memphis,
58:21
that the fact that they got a
58:24
five seed is very puzzling. It's really
58:26
strange. And Colorado State is probably the
58:28
hottest team. So I like Colorado State,
58:30
but now I'm double-guessing myself and I'm
58:32
like, oh, I've heard so many other
58:34
people say Colorado State, where now they're
58:36
becoming a trendy pick to make, so
58:38
maybe I should go Memphis. Understood,
58:41
the hunter injury is enormous. He's a
58:43
kid to play to Texas, Iowa State,
58:45
plenty of experience. The reason Memphis got
58:47
a five is because what they did
58:49
in the out of conference. They went
58:51
to Maui and I believe went all
58:53
the way to the final, beat UConn,
58:55
beat a bunch of teams out there.
58:57
And I actually love what Penny has
58:59
done. Obviously you carry around the name
59:01
Penny Hardaway in that area. There's nothing
59:04
bigger. And he basically fired his whole
59:06
staff before the season. season. The issue
59:08
with this game is I, it's an
59:10
automatic loss for me because Maryland's in
59:12
the next round. So I would, I
59:14
would tent, like how, like San Diego
59:16
State, you saw that Mountain West, like
59:18
not great, but is that a one
59:20
game scenario? Mountain West teams, I'm sure
59:22
you guys know this, when seated 11
59:24
or lower, going into San Diego State's
59:26
game Tuesday night, we're one in 29
59:29
in their last 30. So, you know,
59:31
Vegas obviously is dictating here because the
59:33
12th favored over the five. I still
59:35
think, you know, as a player, like
59:37
I said, I'm Maryland advancing anyway. I
59:39
would just take the 12th year, so
59:41
you have your 12th five. Yeah. Okay.
59:43
Dumb thing I'm thinking about doing, and
59:45
I want you to assess, Oklahoma, a
59:47
good game on paper here on Friday.
59:49
The total sits at 147 and a
59:51
half. I'm gonna take the over in
59:54
this game and here's why I know
59:56
I always take overs. But listen I'm
59:58
just that's I'm not gonna bet it
1:00:00
under in this tournament. I'm sure they'll
1:00:02
inflate the ball. Maybe a first half
1:00:04
under because I don't want to get
1:00:06
stuck in the free throw. Yeah, the
1:00:08
free throws at the end of games
1:00:10
are crazy. Yukon in Oklahoma. are both
1:00:12
elite free throw shooting teams. I think
1:00:14
Yukon's 11, I think Oklahoma's like somewhere
1:00:16
in six or seven. Is it crazy
1:00:19
to be like, hey, this is a
1:00:21
game where like, maybe the over is
1:00:23
a little too too low here, not
1:00:25
counting for the fact that if this
1:00:27
is a tight game, which is spread,
1:00:29
says it should be, we're gonna get
1:00:31
a lot of trips to the line
1:00:33
and both these teams know how to
1:00:35
make their free throws. Did you bet
1:00:37
it yet? Did you bet it yet?
1:00:39
You know Friday we get a whole
1:00:41
day of seeing the balls you know
1:00:43
Thursday right so that's key obviously with
1:00:46
with the issues that we've seen in
1:00:48
balls taking care of them we've never
1:00:50
seen but I have more of the
1:00:52
belief that's because of a backboard and
1:00:54
brand new rims for every site I
1:00:56
love the over here okay love it
1:00:58
both teams are going to be guns
1:01:00
blazing you con we know the intensity
1:01:02
is going to be there early we'll
1:01:04
have those guys ready the issue is
1:01:06
you con against good guards and that's
1:01:08
the toughest thing with you con this
1:01:11
year forever in my life growing up
1:01:13
there they've had a point guard that
1:01:15
just makes plays and could get to
1:01:17
the hoop and make shots forever and
1:01:19
they don't have it this year but
1:01:21
on the other side that's what even
1:01:23
hurts them even more is they've really
1:01:25
struggled defending good point guards and in
1:01:27
fears for Oklahoma is tremendous this will
1:01:29
be an up-tempo game I think Oklahoma
1:01:31
likes to play that style and you
1:01:33
can you know could get caught up
1:01:36
there there It feels like every game
1:01:38
you watch them, there's a 10-0 run
1:01:40
each way. And then it's just how
1:01:42
are they gonna receive? So, Oklahoma's been
1:01:44
really good, unbelievable cover at the end
1:01:46
of that SEC tournament against Kentucky. I
1:01:48
mean, they had them on the ropes.
1:01:50
But yeah, I love the over in
1:01:52
this game. The point spread is getting
1:01:54
crazy high. Yeah. I loved, I mean,
1:01:56
I thought I saw you, I... You
1:01:58
kind of went open, I was thinking
1:02:01
of, I took a minus three, and
1:02:03
now I'm seeing like five and a
1:02:05
half? Five and a half. So that
1:02:07
scares me off there, but I expect
1:02:09
you kind of win the game, but
1:02:11
I really like you're over there. All
1:02:13
right, I, I, I, by the way,
1:02:15
I just put it in because I
1:02:17
was like, I basically like, if you
1:02:19
said, if you said, if you said,
1:02:21
if you said, even, I kind of
1:02:23
like, I kind of like, you said.
1:02:26
By the way, I just put it
1:02:28
just put it, like, like if, like,
1:02:30
like if, like if, like if, like,
1:02:32
like if, like, like, like, like, like,
1:02:34
like, I put it, like, I put
1:02:36
it, I put it, like, like, like,
1:02:38
I put it, like, I put it,
1:02:40
like, like, like, like, like, I put
1:02:42
it, I put it, like, like, like,
1:02:44
like, like, I, I, Got it. I
1:02:46
wouldn't, it was going in no matter
1:02:48
what. Steve, I got a question for
1:02:51
you about that. So you're saying like
1:02:53
we'll see one day of balls on
1:02:55
Thursday and then on Friday we can
1:02:57
adjust our bets based on what we
1:02:59
saw Thursday. Historically, do you know how
1:03:01
that works out? Like if there's a
1:03:03
trend on Thursday where the unders hitting
1:03:05
at 70% clip, does that hold over
1:03:07
through Friday or do the bookmakers adjust
1:03:09
overnight for that? Well the one year
1:03:11
I will go back that I joined
1:03:13
you on the Sunday before the tournament
1:03:16
on selection Sunday Believers a day after
1:03:18
and then that spot got hijacked. I
1:03:20
was just gonna I think I gave
1:03:22
out first half unders that day and
1:03:24
it crushed like I think it started
1:03:26
8-0. And I kind of tapped out
1:03:28
after that because I was like I'll
1:03:30
take 8-0 because there's that little space
1:03:32
before the night games. I'm like I'm
1:03:34
good with 8-0 on the others you
1:03:36
could have this but it feels like
1:03:38
it comes around. on Friday it balances
1:03:41
out it always does if there was
1:03:43
that crazy of a trend that the
1:03:45
crazy tournament betters would have it but
1:03:47
I look at more to teams PFT
1:03:49
and you know I'm going down this
1:03:51
Friday so I see a lot of
1:03:53
teams that Dan has yes road overs
1:03:55
of and I do expect a lot
1:03:57
of points on Friday. Yeah I think
1:03:59
like North. Florida which we don't spend
1:04:01
a lot of time on a 116
1:04:03
like Florida names their number like as
1:04:06
long as they're going their team totals
1:04:08
like 91 and half but I don't
1:04:10
think it matters Norfolk's gonna try to
1:04:12
zone them which they'll hit threes they'll
1:04:14
rebound like that's gonna be a disaster
1:04:16
the issue is Norfolk like when does
1:04:18
Florida call the dogs off because they
1:04:20
have 12 of them right and you
1:04:22
got it I mean Norfolk's gotta get
1:04:24
to 60 I would think yeah for
1:04:26
you to be good and I just
1:04:28
they're so good and swarm like you
1:04:31
get the ball underneath the hoop against
1:04:33
Florida you can't even get it over
1:04:35
your shoulder right like it's and it
1:04:37
just gets punched right back in your
1:04:39
face so good luck to Norfolk State
1:04:41
they have a great year they do
1:04:43
they come in scoring a bunch of
1:04:45
points I have looked at that over
1:04:47
so you're gonna need like a 95
1:04:49
55 around there I think because it's
1:04:51
well in the 160s I think it's
1:04:53
I of course go for a hundred
1:04:55
that's the thing with Florida they they
1:04:58
shoot threes and then when they miss
1:05:00
their threes there's three dudes who are
1:05:02
all close to seven feet just standing
1:05:04
there getting the rebounds yeah and you
1:05:06
have to take the ball out of
1:05:08
bounds after it just got slam in
1:05:10
your head exactly exactly Steve how much
1:05:12
do you put into speaking to Florida
1:05:14
and the SEC in general of conference
1:05:16
and like these matchups and what we
1:05:18
saw in the regular season and like
1:05:20
hey is the SEC gonna just keep
1:05:23
being dominant is it is it you
1:05:25
know there's a you know the ACC's
1:05:27
been shit on but maybe you know
1:05:29
they only got four teams and maybe
1:05:31
these teams are better than people think
1:05:33
how much do you play into that
1:05:35
when you're looking at these games. Well
1:05:37
I'm beating over the head every night
1:05:39
watching games with a former ACC guy
1:05:41
and just hearing how bad the ACC
1:05:43
is year in and year out. And
1:05:45
then they had like three teams. They've
1:05:48
gotten the most wins the last five
1:05:50
years I think I saw of any
1:05:52
conference in the tournament, which is mind-blowing
1:05:54
to me, knowing how everyone shits on
1:05:56
it. And I get it. The bottom
1:05:58
of the conference is terrible, but I
1:06:00
still think the top is good. To
1:06:02
me it's there. It's still about matchups.
1:06:04
It's still about matchups. It really is.
1:06:06
Now, if you're going to bracket and
1:06:08
everybody's already filled out, like, I said,
1:06:10
you can't have Florida or Duke, you
1:06:13
know, you gotta be different and just
1:06:15
hope. because everyone has Florida Duke in
1:06:17
the final and that's that's scary to
1:06:19
me and if you're trying to get
1:06:21
you know people go about the bracket
1:06:23
different ways and I just go against
1:06:25
the trends you know it's it feels
1:06:27
like everybody had the ones and two's
1:06:29
playing the elite eight so you know
1:06:31
it's Florida I mean as impressive I
1:06:33
mean the conference that they just storm
1:06:35
they won every game by double digits
1:06:38
and we you know you hear about
1:06:40
all the power ranking numbers and everything
1:06:42
I mean they would just dominated. uh...
1:06:44
that conference so there is impressive as
1:06:46
a you know you can last year
1:06:48
you wondered because i think the biggie
1:06:50
so you got three teams so it's
1:06:52
like all right well when they start
1:06:54
playing some better teams how they respond
1:06:56
before just played the best of the
1:06:58
best and i you know i expect
1:07:00
them they're gonna they're gonna have to
1:07:03
get tripped up in a game where
1:07:05
a team is an a plus and
1:07:07
and they're like a c right see
1:07:09
minus right that's the only way i
1:07:11
see them losing big game for conference
1:07:13
pride would be u n u n
1:07:15
u nc o miss I feel like
1:07:17
that that swings a lot of emotion
1:07:19
like if you're an ACC guy you're
1:07:21
probably you're definitely rooting for UNC to
1:07:23
say like even when in a down
1:07:25
year we can still beat the fuck
1:07:28
out of you guys. UNC do we
1:07:30
owe Bubba Cunningham an apology? Did Bubba
1:07:32
Cunningham get it right? No. I do
1:07:34
I will apologize. Seth Davis said that
1:07:36
he's like no matter what happens tonight
1:07:38
it doesn't mean that this was right
1:07:40
or wrong. I was like yeah fucking
1:07:42
does when UNC wins then he didn't
1:07:44
the committee was right. and if they
1:07:46
lose then they should be banned from
1:07:48
basketball. That was my issue because as
1:07:50
soon as it came out I bet
1:07:53
Carolina goes sweet 16 because of the
1:07:55
matchup like I just can't do it
1:07:57
with Mountain West teams and then you
1:07:59
look at old miss who's a six
1:08:01
played in the SEC but they don't
1:08:03
have a Carolina you watch them in
1:08:05
the biggest jarring thing they don't have
1:08:07
any bigs that are like pros like
1:08:09
forever in your life Carolina's had pros
1:08:11
that go that are that are bigs
1:08:13
but don't miss doesn't have any bigs
1:08:15
really either so like I love the
1:08:18
match up for Carolina here and yeah
1:08:20
it's probably a conference pride deal and
1:08:22
that's the other thing PFT is like
1:08:24
you know the SEC haters having to
1:08:26
hear that they set a record for
1:08:28
14 teams and you know they are
1:08:30
just waiting because they're gonna set the
1:08:32
record for most losses and it's her
1:08:34
right right only one team ends the
1:08:36
season with a win so I just
1:08:38
know that that is starting it's just
1:08:40
a matter of how fast it accumulates
1:08:43
but you know that army is coming
1:08:45
to jump on the s-oh you know
1:08:47
but they got the record for the
1:08:49
most losses yeah no shit yeah so
1:08:51
no it's definitely a big conference pride
1:08:53
deal Where is this game? This game
1:08:55
is in... Let's see. Oh, it's got
1:08:57
to be close. It's got to be
1:08:59
in Cleveland, right? Because he just played
1:09:01
in Dayton? Fyserv. Yeah. Oh, that might
1:09:03
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Steve. Two other overs I'm looking at
1:10:54
on Friday. You can tell me if
1:10:56
I'm crazy. There's one I absolutely love.
1:10:58
Okay. New Mexico Marquette. Okay. I think
1:11:00
both those teams are gonna try to
1:11:02
get up and down. And then the
1:11:04
other one was Arizona Akron. That's high.
1:11:06
Very high. But they just fucking run.
1:11:08
And I don't know, Akron's gonna be,
1:11:10
have trouble. Arizona's not that big, but
1:11:12
neither is Akron. I think they're just
1:11:15
gonna shoot threes and it's gonna be
1:11:17
one of those games. That there's gonna
1:11:19
be crazy runs both ways. And I'm
1:11:21
just expecting the pace to be so
1:11:23
out of control that we can get
1:11:25
to like, you know, 75 possessions each
1:11:27
side. Yeah, this is, this is one
1:11:29
of this. probably the most interesting 13-4
1:11:31
when I look at the matchups I
1:11:33
know you guys were heavily invested in
1:11:35
the Mac tournament it's one of my
1:11:37
favorite tournaments I really think those teams
1:11:40
were legit they played in Cleveland every
1:11:42
team's from freaking Ohio so the buildings
1:11:44
pack it's an awesome atmosphere and Akron
1:11:46
to your point that they just want
1:11:48
to go like all right we gave
1:11:50
up a hoop but they make threes
1:11:52
right that's that's the problem with the
1:11:54
Mac teams when they get to this
1:11:56
level is their three-point shooting falls off
1:11:58
and with that I love the defense
1:12:00
shooting that it's it's not like they
1:12:02
prefer the three everybody prefers an open
1:12:05
three but Akron's like all right fine
1:12:07
you want to take away that we'll
1:12:09
go to the hoop so their pace
1:12:11
is incredible and it's getting you know
1:12:13
it's pretty trendy dog I've heard plenty
1:12:15
of people pick the upset I just
1:12:17
I like Arizona's personnel and I love
1:12:19
the fact if they move on that
1:12:21
they already played Duke and they've seen
1:12:23
that length in athleticism so Arizona's kind
1:12:25
of a sneaky team for me I
1:12:27
knew I knew you were going to
1:12:30
take the highest over on the board
1:12:32
like you just never you never look
1:12:34
at the you know an Ivy League
1:12:36
over or something like that you always
1:12:38
want to go with the over but
1:12:40
yeah you I don't see how you
1:12:42
take the under in that game knowing
1:12:44
the pace that those people plays and
1:12:46
He's probably the biggest outlier in the
1:12:48
tournament because his good has brought a
1:12:50
team to a national championship game and
1:12:52
as bad as has not, you know,
1:12:55
Ben Good and that's Caleb Love. Yeah.
1:12:57
He is, I mean, you talk, I
1:12:59
mean, I thought he was really good
1:13:01
against Houston in the final and Arizona.
1:13:03
I was really curious about them in
1:13:05
the big 12 tournament, but they were
1:13:07
impressive. And this, that bracket, and you
1:13:09
know, I do my teams that can
1:13:11
win the national title, I have five
1:13:13
teams in that bracket. That can win
1:13:15
it. What are they? Give him to
1:13:17
us. Was Cotton hanging by a thread?
1:13:20
Yeah. Hanging by a thread because of
1:13:22
the draw. We will know how we're
1:13:24
doing there. But BYU is a team
1:13:26
that everyone's picking against, but they were
1:13:28
on the list. BY you can win
1:13:30
the national title. Yes. BY you leave?
1:13:32
Okay, I like it. Yeah. That's huge
1:13:34
names. The Denver spot I like, but
1:13:36
though. Yeah, PC, you think it's kind
1:13:38
of hard to do now, but our
1:13:40
chips are in, don't worry about it.
1:13:42
Yeah. The other over that I love
1:13:44
is Kentucky Troy. Oh, yeah. Kentucky is
1:13:47
not interested in playing defense. Now, with
1:13:49
Butler back, he's their like only defense
1:13:51
line of defense because he is a
1:13:53
really good defensive point guard. He's got
1:13:55
plenty of tournament experience, but you know,
1:13:57
the shoulder, you know, it seems like
1:13:59
it's not to the extent. at him,
1:14:01
Lee Brown for Duke, but they need
1:14:03
him to go far. But they're still
1:14:05
gonna shoot. I mean, they're like my
1:14:07
favorite team to watch in college basketball.
1:14:09
The way they play five out and
1:14:12
Burea is an unbelievable shooter. And they
1:14:14
could shoot it from all over. So
1:14:16
I look at the, and Troy's a
1:14:18
team that beat Rico's Arkansas State team
1:14:20
that he quickly jumped off the bandwagon
1:14:22
of. And, um. They gave it to him.
1:14:24
I mean they go the hoop and
1:14:26
they're pretty fearless. So I like that
1:14:28
over. Okay. So who are the other
1:14:30
teams that you think can win at
1:14:32
all? You've got BYU, Wisconsin by
1:14:34
thread. Yep. Who else? Duke Arizona
1:14:37
Bama. Duke Arizona Bama. But I
1:14:39
have said all year, Duke will
1:14:41
not win the national championship
1:14:44
if they don't have Malik Brown. Oh,
1:14:46
and he's out. He's, I don't think
1:14:48
he's coming back. It's, it's, it's dicecy.
1:14:50
Yeah. Yeah. That's yeah, I have the
1:14:52
list every year PFT and then I'm doing
1:14:54
the, you know, that's when you get the
1:14:57
bracket I go through that and I'm like,
1:14:59
oh my God, so all this talk about
1:15:01
Duke having a easy draw. I don't believe
1:15:03
it at all. We touched on Baylor and
1:15:05
Mississippi State. There are pain in the ass
1:15:08
and that's the least amount of talk about
1:15:10
the eight nine versus the one than any
1:15:12
other like you go through the other bracket.
1:15:14
Everyone's talking about Yukon getting a remat or,
1:15:16
you know, champ going against the
1:15:18
last two-time champ in Florida.
1:15:20
Gatsag is getting plenty of
1:15:22
of talk and then Louisville
1:15:24
gets to play in in
1:15:26
in Lexington. But no one's
1:15:28
talking about creating in that game.
1:15:31
So all those eight nines against
1:15:33
the one have gotten more steam.
1:15:35
I feel and in Mississippi State
1:15:37
and Baylor winners is dangerous
1:15:39
to me to do. Yeah. All right. Are
1:15:41
there best pets on Thursday on
1:15:43
Friday? Sorry? We got the Yukon
1:15:46
over. You want to talk about I
1:15:48
got I got one. Go ahead Liberty
1:15:50
Oregon over Just strictly because it's
1:15:52
it's the lowest it's the lowest and
1:15:55
it's also the last game and I
1:15:57
feel like crazy shit happens in those
1:15:59
right time in that game too. Yeah.
1:16:01
Oh, that game they had
1:16:03
last year was brutal. Yeah.
1:16:06
When they had five guys.
1:16:08
Uncreating. Yeah. The one I'm
1:16:11
interested in here is Michigan
1:16:13
State. I look at their team
1:16:15
total under because they don't
1:16:17
care how they win. Like does
1:16:20
that make sense like that there like you want to shoot
1:16:22
some threes? All right, we know we got to shoot some
1:16:24
threes But you know what you're not going to make three
1:16:26
so we're gonna you know slow it down and make a
1:16:28
methodical But they're not interested in in scoring high numbers and
1:16:30
you know with Michigan State and plenty of people have picked
1:16:32
them to the final four to have had a great season
1:16:35
Overachieved from what they were at the beginning of season. There's
1:16:37
a bunch of those teams, but they come to mind at
1:16:39
the mine at the top but like it's the top but
1:16:41
like it's pretty high like it's pretty high I think in
1:16:43
the 80s I think I think I think I think I
1:16:45
think I think I think I think I think
1:16:47
I think I think I think I think
1:16:49
I think I think I think I had
1:16:51
Yeah, that you what you 85 and a
1:16:53
half like there's no way. Yeah, you I
1:16:55
don't see that and Brian's got some guys
1:16:57
like Brian's got some size, they got a
1:16:59
point guard at 66 that could do it.
1:17:02
So that's a really interesting game to me
1:17:04
and I feel like Michigan State, they
1:17:06
dictate a lot and If they want to,
1:17:08
let's, you know, make this, make that team
1:17:10
defend you in the paint. Yeah, it is
1:17:13
always, uh, he's kind of like saving and
1:17:15
that once it's over, it's over. He's not
1:17:17
gonna push it. He's not going to, you
1:17:19
know, Nate Oates, where they're just still running
1:17:21
and gunning up, you know, a million, like
1:17:23
he's, he kind of respects the game. And
1:17:25
they don't violate the three point line, right,
1:17:28
you know? They're pretty methodical and it's
1:17:30
been successful so why are you going to
1:17:32
get away from that? So that's one that
1:17:34
stuck out to me. Okay. All right, so
1:17:36
who are the other teams that you have
1:17:39
overall across the bracket that can win
1:17:41
it all? Be careful because one of
1:17:43
these might have already been eliminated.
1:17:45
I know. Well, now we know
1:17:47
they cannot win. Yeah, there's only
1:17:49
going to be one standing. Midwest,
1:17:51
Houston, Kentucky, Tennessee, West
1:17:53
Florida, Florida, St. John's, Tech, South
1:17:55
Auburn, South Auburn, Iowa State State, Okay,
1:17:58
let's actually talk real quick. about
1:18:00
Maryland Grand Canyon in this
1:18:02
game. I like Maryland, I
1:18:04
think they're a phenomenal team. You
1:18:06
gotta be a little nervous if you're
1:18:08
a Maryland fan, knowing your depth issues,
1:18:11
Crab 5 is great, but it falls
1:18:13
off after that. And in the tournament,
1:18:15
you're always just one bad whistle away
1:18:17
from being like, holy shit, how do
1:18:19
we have, you know, we gotta sit
1:18:21
a guy with two fouls five minutes
1:18:24
into the game. What are your thoughts
1:18:26
on Maryland overall in making a
1:18:28
deep tournament run? I really
1:18:30
like it. uh... because they know
1:18:33
what they got there you know that
1:18:35
you know i even look at florida
1:18:37
and it's just like i don't even
1:18:39
know how they do substitution patterns because
1:18:42
you don't argue with who's on the
1:18:44
floor and then you look at it
1:18:46
like oh so and so only played
1:18:48
twelve minutes well doesn't matter you scored
1:18:50
ninety and you won by twenty right
1:18:52
you know but marylin knows what they
1:18:55
have to get from guys and that's
1:18:57
i think it's only six points they
1:18:59
get from the bench a game and
1:19:01
i thought was a great backup big
1:19:03
man. The issue is is is queen.
1:19:06
You saw him get refereed differently in
1:19:08
the Big Ten tournament went to the
1:19:10
hoop a bunch against Michigan and didn't
1:19:12
get calls. But Willard's got plenty of
1:19:14
experience. He is a guy that if
1:19:17
if a player gets two files, they
1:19:19
sit in the first half that that
1:19:21
that's a fact. So does he change
1:19:23
his ways there? But I just
1:19:25
love their shot making their guards
1:19:27
are tremendous. They run great stuff.
1:19:29
the issue with Maryland in that
1:19:32
starting five is their guards don't
1:19:34
rebound. But they're such an offensive
1:19:36
team that I don't think they worry
1:19:39
about that, but I really like their
1:19:41
draw. And at some point, when you're
1:19:43
four, you play the one, hopefully. And
1:19:45
you know, you get a week to
1:19:48
prepare and you roll the balls out.
1:19:50
So I, I, there. It's been really really
1:19:52
cool. The Crab Five thing, what these
1:19:55
guys done, how will it has constructed
1:19:57
this roster after a, I mean they
1:19:59
were abysmal. shooting the ball the last couple
1:20:01
years just just couldn't do it it was
1:20:03
it was tough to watch and now here
1:20:05
they are one of the best scored teams
1:20:07
in a power conference so I love the
1:20:10
term. Okay Steve what's your plan in terms
1:20:12
of your your bet management strategy for
1:20:14
what you're looking at like I'm talking about
1:20:16
like do you have a pen in a
1:20:18
paper do you have a physical piece of
1:20:20
paper in front of you while you're watching
1:20:22
the games do you have written down on
1:20:24
like a whiteboard or do you just rely
1:20:26
on the app? this has been a couple
1:20:29
day tally of things we like. With the
1:20:31
apps now it's kind of like do you
1:20:33
want to look at how bad it was
1:20:35
you know like everything's in there right
1:20:37
where you look at it and it's like
1:20:39
oh I still got this to play and
1:20:41
I still got this in play. There's some
1:20:44
pen and paper but you know if you're
1:20:46
going up to the bars with the guys
1:20:48
you know you kind of leave that
1:20:50
pen and paper home because you don't
1:20:52
want that getting out or losing it
1:20:55
because they're losing it. You know, you
1:20:57
got to instil it in your
1:20:59
head already and you got to
1:21:01
have a mindset going in and
1:21:03
worry of the intake of being,
1:21:05
you know, accumulating over the course
1:21:08
of a day. And now, I
1:21:10
mean, what are we got? We
1:21:12
got a 10 o'clock tip in
1:21:14
a 10-10 tip. Safe bet is
1:21:16
to be in bed for those
1:21:18
ones. Yeah, my plan, my, my,
1:21:21
my plan every March Masters, again,
1:21:23
I'm a losing better, I lose
1:21:25
every year. Everyone does. Yeah, everyone
1:21:27
does. But you can't, there's got
1:21:29
to be a moment where you
1:21:31
just let go of all the
1:21:33
numbers and analysis and things you've
1:21:36
been reading and just let
1:21:38
it fly. Just start, start
1:21:40
seeing the ball, throwing it,
1:21:42
throw in open spots, And PFD
1:21:45
to your point, a lot has
1:21:47
changed, I mean, growing up
1:21:49
and seeing people, relatives, friends,
1:21:51
bet with a bookie and
1:21:54
just let the tab run,
1:21:56
that is like, those don't
1:21:58
happen as long. you're on the
1:22:00
apps, it's like, all right, am I
1:22:03
going to put another thousand on here?
1:22:05
Like, you really have that come-to-face moment,
1:22:07
all right? When you're looking at, you
1:22:09
know, the deposits and the withdrawals. So
1:22:11
I think it's, you know, you've got
1:22:13
to know what you have going in,
1:22:15
because again, Thursday and Friday are absolute
1:22:18
marathons, and I always just say, try
1:22:20
to stay in the fight. Yeah. Just
1:22:22
try and stay in the fight. And
1:22:24
if you get to Saturday, you clear
1:22:26
down, you got a couple more hours.
1:22:28
I think that first game's not till
1:22:30
140. But stay in the fight and
1:22:32
again, wake up Saturday positive as hell.
1:22:35
Yeah, I like to write it down
1:22:37
though in the first two games because
1:22:39
there's so much happening. So much basketball
1:22:41
going on. I feel like I'm being
1:22:43
pulled in seven different directions. I like
1:22:45
to have the pin in the paper
1:22:47
in front of me. Now you're right,
1:22:50
if you're going a little bar. Yeah,
1:22:52
yellow. Preferably yellow, no pet, no pet.
1:22:54
That's the best one. But yeah, if
1:22:56
you're going out to a bar with
1:22:58
friends, I don't think anybody likes the
1:23:00
guy that keeps like pulling out a
1:23:02
sheet of paper and like crossing things
1:23:05
off and checking all that. But we're
1:23:07
going to be in a gambling rich
1:23:09
environment. Oldie coming? Oldie's not coming for
1:23:11
these ones. Oh, that would be, I
1:23:13
don't know if that's a good mix.
1:23:15
Yeah, he's, he, Oldie is electric. He
1:23:17
was electric on this. He's also on
1:23:20
fire. The video of you working on
1:23:22
the car and him helping the garbage
1:23:24
guys, I could not stop laughing. Instantly,
1:23:26
and it's not for the camera either,
1:23:28
like that's, Oldie and Noah's video, yeah.
1:23:30
And the accent, it's like in the
1:23:32
way he says boys, like I can't
1:23:34
get enough. You should see Steve, he
1:23:37
literally like the four days he was
1:23:39
here last week, every time I turned
1:23:41
around, he was like, he was taking
1:23:43
out the trash, he was restocking the
1:23:45
water bottles, like he just doing everything.
1:23:48
He can't sit still like I
1:23:50
listened I listened to how it
1:23:52
all came about when yans was
1:23:54
talking about how his friends with
1:23:56
Nashur and like Can you imagine
1:23:58
him going in the rangers locker
1:24:00
will be? or a play off-hop.
1:24:02
Yes, yes, yes. Hey boys! It's
1:24:04
incredible. They love them too. You
1:24:06
show me the video, the guys
1:24:08
went nuts. It's like a stripper,
1:24:10
he's like a male stripper for
1:24:12
dudes, for straight guys. You bring
1:24:15
him in and he just gets
1:24:17
you fucking pumped up. And he
1:24:19
also takes his clothes off sometimes
1:24:21
too. Yeah. and he's got a
1:24:23
vagina yeah oh oh man all
1:24:25
right well like that I mean
1:24:27
you guys have always found these
1:24:29
diamonds in the rough but man
1:24:31
it's it's set about you guys
1:24:33
forever like it you just keep
1:24:35
living up to the height and
1:24:37
it's like I'm like who the
1:24:39
hell is this guy and I
1:24:41
can't get it off of him
1:24:43
love the guy it is but
1:24:45
his genuine energy is just incredible
1:24:47
and you like it's it's awesome
1:24:49
yeah the last two times he's
1:24:51
come down here the only two
1:24:54
times he's brought additional pieces of
1:24:56
carry-on luggage with him just so
1:24:58
he can fill him up with
1:25:00
Canadian snacks that we don't have
1:25:02
down to the states and then
1:25:04
he gets down here just down
1:25:06
here just down here and he
1:25:08
gets down here just passes him
1:25:10
out he brought like maple syrup
1:25:12
he brought candy bars that we
1:25:14
don't have down here he brought
1:25:16
two boxes and Tim Horton's donuts
1:25:18
and they sat next to him
1:25:20
on the off Because he's like,
1:25:22
what if I forget something? So
1:25:24
every day he wakes up when
1:25:26
he's here and like he's going
1:25:28
to the airport and then he
1:25:30
brings it back. It's crazy. Those
1:25:33
are my worst times when I'm
1:25:35
traveling for game day. But the
1:25:37
other thing that I heard those
1:25:39
guys is like, yeah, he like,
1:25:41
if he gets to call, he
1:25:43
just tells his garbage guys in
1:25:45
Canada. He's like, yeah. Boys, boys,
1:25:47
called, gotta go, gotta go, gotta
1:25:49
go, gotta go, gotta go. He
1:25:51
says, gotta go, gotta go. Oh,
1:25:53
it's great. All right, Steve, last
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1:26:03
we watched Thursday, and this is
1:26:05
coming out Friday, but you can
1:26:07
still bet on this. Two national
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champions so people could possibly put
1:26:12
a future on to give us
1:26:14
two. Oh. I'll give you. They're
1:26:16
on the same side. Alabama and
1:26:18
Tennessee. Oh. Oh. Rick Barnes. Yes.
1:26:20
I love Rick Barnes. I know
1:26:22
everyone picks apart. Final fours. There's
1:26:24
plenty of sweet scenes and elite
1:26:26
dates in this in this resume
1:26:28
and This yeah, I mean you
1:26:30
guys know this tournament of crapshoots.
1:26:32
I think it's the craziest way
1:26:34
to win a national championship and
1:26:36
you know stuff happened like last
1:26:38
year He loses a kai Ziegler
1:26:40
his most valuable player connect scores
1:26:42
what 37 and they lose to
1:26:44
Purdue like what are you supposed?
1:26:46
What are you supposed to do?
1:26:48
right? You know like there's plenty
1:26:51
of those instances so I do
1:26:53
feel different about Tennessee? and they'll
1:26:55
probably have already been eliminated. I
1:26:57
mean, Wauford will shoot the 33's
1:26:59
and make 20. To your point,
1:27:01
they might be a better team
1:27:03
than they were last year. They
1:27:05
don't have their best player, obviously.
1:27:07
They're better offensively. It's not even
1:27:09
a question. And Ziegler, like Ziegler,
1:27:11
like you hear, you know, Billus
1:27:13
and those guys talk, like maybe
1:27:15
there's not five more valuable point
1:27:17
guards. And what he did in
1:27:19
the SEC. So, um, I like,
1:27:21
I really like that team. Yeah,
1:27:23
both, both, uh, 22 to 1.
1:27:25
So not taking Auburn. Are they,
1:27:27
although they're, yeah, they're 22 to
1:27:30
1 right now. It will be
1:27:32
down a little, uh, because they,
1:27:34
I think they both play, or
1:27:36
at least. Tennessee plays on Thursday.
1:27:38
I might parley him both to
1:27:40
win the national championship. How about
1:27:42
that? Also, I don't know if
1:27:44
you heard this Steve college basketball
1:27:46
expert Jaylon Rose last night was
1:27:48
talking about he was gassing up
1:27:50
Auburn and what a great player
1:27:52
Johnny Broom is. So I don't
1:27:54
know if you want to kind
1:27:56
of follow his advice in bed
1:27:58
on Johnny Broom. I'm good
1:28:01
with that. Okay. I do feel
1:28:03
like it's a by low spot
1:28:05
in Auburn. Yeah, it might be.
1:28:07
It might be. Women's picks. Oh,
1:28:09
women's picks. You want to get
1:28:11
those? Yes, go. Give it to
1:28:13
us. There's at. You could find
1:28:15
it on multiple apps. Yukon and
1:28:17
South Carolina to meet in the
1:28:19
final. I believe it's plus 400.
1:28:21
Oh. I like old miss to
1:28:23
go to the Sweet 16. Okay,
1:28:25
you see LA's got the toughest
1:28:27
draw you can obviously to win
1:28:29
their region. I believe is around
1:28:31
even money But yeah That list
1:28:33
is way bigger than we've ever
1:28:35
had it in the women's game.
1:28:37
So I'm fired up for the
1:28:39
I got three daughters wife's a
1:28:41
hoop fan too. So like you
1:28:43
guys think you're you guys are
1:28:45
getting the cave with the men's
1:28:47
games. We got them all. Yeah.
1:28:49
Well, they start Friday. Oh man.
1:28:51
We yeah we were We got
1:28:53
iPads underneath TVs like everywhere. I
1:28:55
love them in beds the next
1:28:57
morning They're all over you got
1:28:59
to make sure they're charged up
1:29:01
charge the iPads. I like that
1:29:03
though calling your shot on the
1:29:05
exact match up in the championship
1:29:07
Yes, it's good one. Yeah, what
1:29:09
about that? All right Steve. Thank
1:29:11
you as always. You're the best.
1:29:13
Sorry. We couldn't get snookie to
1:29:15
pair you with We'll do it
1:29:18
next year now. That is tradition.
1:29:20
So we reached out. She's six.
1:29:22
She's under the weather the weather
1:29:24
the weather Chief At Sanko has
1:29:26
met you down in Oxford, big
1:29:28
caps guys, come on down, rock
1:29:30
the red anytime you want. And
1:29:32
I want to give good news
1:29:34
to Mark Titus that the wing
1:29:36
dates not on this year. Oh,
1:29:38
you're not going to be in
1:29:40
San Antonio. I will not be
1:29:42
at San Antonio. So Mark can
1:29:44
breathe a big sigh of relief.
1:29:46
I'm still going to go with
1:29:48
Chenoweth and we're going to turn
1:29:50
on the women's game and we'll
1:29:52
watch some hoops. Finally, final four,
1:29:54
big night. Yeah. Actually, you know
1:29:56
what? You could probably watch Scott
1:29:58
and I after the game. Yeah,
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elevate your donkey. Okay, Fire Fest
1:33:00
of the week. Do you see
1:33:02
that thing? I just think. Yeah,
1:33:04
I mean, the people will know
1:33:06
by now. We're taping this in
1:33:09
the morning. Yeah. Produce 19 and
1:33:11
13 to the over. Yeah. Under
1:33:13
vibes, though. Per Hank. So it
1:33:15
was the ultimate underbobs. Hank if
1:33:17
it makes you feel any better
1:33:19
you have just as much college
1:33:21
basketball expertise as Jaylon Rose does
1:33:23
Like if you heard that tournament.
1:33:25
This is yeah, this is where
1:33:27
casuals come to play. Yeah, and
1:33:29
there's that's fine And apparently not
1:33:31
though big cats trying to gate
1:33:33
keep my no I'm not trying
1:33:35
to geeky. I said you said
1:33:37
I said you asked me what
1:33:39
I had I said the over
1:33:41
and you said the over and
1:33:43
you said oh Purdue under under
1:33:45
and I said I have the
1:33:47
over, oh no, no, I said
1:33:49
I have the over first. So
1:33:51
why under? You said the vibes.
1:33:53
Yeah, Purdue, like, ill, Purdue. I
1:33:55
mean, ill, Purdue is right, but
1:33:57
they do play, they do score
1:33:59
points. Yeah, like I said, their
1:34:01
defense sucks. But at this point,
1:34:03
the people will not. At this
1:34:05
point, I've got to just double
1:34:07
my bet on the over, just
1:34:09
make it a personal thing between
1:34:11
us. Oh, Hank, Hank, breaking moose.
1:34:13
The Boston Celtics, whoa, have been
1:34:15
sold. Oh, Bill Chisholm, the managing
1:34:17
partner at Symphony Technology Group, Billy
1:34:19
Chizzy, has agreed to purchase the
1:34:21
Celtics from the Grousebeck family for
1:34:23
evaluation of $6.1 billion. What does
1:34:26
he do? He's the CEO of
1:34:28
Symphony Technologies. So like
1:34:30
clarinets and shit. All right, I don't
1:34:32
know. Yeah, I was about to say
1:34:34
I feel like this guy did a
1:34:36
really good job in naming his company
1:34:39
where he's probably like creating drones that
1:34:41
kill a bunch of people in foreign
1:34:43
countries. But he calls it symphony technology.
1:34:46
So you think of it and you're
1:34:48
like, oh, that can't be that bad.
1:34:50
The symphony technology group. We leverage advanced
1:34:52
solutions to kinetically eliminate challenges. Yeah, exactly.
1:34:55
Symphony technology. Yeah, they probably are like
1:34:57
investing in companies that are putting everyone
1:34:59
in America out of work out of
1:35:01
work in the next 20 years out
1:35:04
of work in the next 20 years.
1:35:06
We find symphony. All right. Tell me
1:35:08
if you can tell me if you
1:35:11
can decide what these guys do. We
1:35:13
find build and scale midmark market software
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with top management teams to build customer-centric
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market winners. Okay, I know exactly what
1:35:29
they do. That's just they just give
1:35:31
them. They just buy the team. No,
1:35:33
they just buy the company and infuse
1:35:36
cash and then sell it. No, here's
1:35:38
what they do. They buy companies and
1:35:40
then they fire everyone and then they
1:35:42
make more money. Yeah. Well, they, well,
1:35:45
no, they make everyone work really hard.
1:35:47
Capitalism, PFT, is that? No, they make
1:35:49
everyone... I'm just explaining what he does.
1:35:51
They make everyone work really hard for
1:35:54
a couple years. They build it really
1:35:56
big. Then they fire everyone. Then they
1:35:58
sell it. So this guy is going
1:36:00
to be acquiring the Celtics. So put
1:36:03
that in basketball terms for me. He's
1:36:05
going to make Peyton Pritchard play 500
1:36:07
minutes a week. And then... fireman two
1:36:10
years. Bill Chisholm. Bill Chisholm. So it's
1:36:12
now the largest sale for a sports
1:36:14
franchise in North America. The commanders were
1:36:16
sold for 6.05 billion. The Celtics were
1:36:19
sold for 6.1 billion. William Chisholm. Hmm.
1:36:21
Try to learn more about this guy.
1:36:23
Billy Chish. Hmm. Hank. Hank. What do
1:36:25
you do? Heck. He's a managing partner.
1:36:28
At symphony. Symphony. He's Billy strings. Yeah,
1:36:30
you love this guy legend. I do
1:36:32
love this guy. I'm also trying to
1:36:35
find out some more information on him
1:36:37
But he seems like a great guy
1:36:39
Clearly a very smart business mind And
1:36:41
I'm excited to see what he's got
1:36:44
in store. Hopefully he likes the Celtics
1:36:46
and isn't doing this as a business
1:36:48
I'm sure that's what it is. I
1:36:50
mean, I'm sure the private equity managing
1:36:53
partner doesn't care about making money There's
1:36:55
a passion for him. Well, that's the
1:36:57
problem is our current owners like they
1:37:00
were like we don't care about the
1:37:02
luxury tax. Well, we'll lose a hundred
1:37:04
million dollars a year. Yeah, want to
1:37:06
be a championship winning team. That's what
1:37:09
you want. Yeah, that is what you
1:37:11
want. Time will tell. Yeah, okay. My
1:37:13
fire fest of the week. Well, I
1:37:15
mean, it's snowing today. That wasn't ideal
1:37:18
wasn't expecting that driving into work today.
1:37:20
And nothing major. It's the best week
1:37:22
of the best week of the best
1:37:25
week of the year. The Severin season
1:37:27
finale is tonight, Thursday night, it'll be
1:37:29
out by now, and I don't know
1:37:31
when I'm gonna watch it, but I'm
1:37:34
terrified of it getting spoiled. So I'm
1:37:36
probably gonna stay up till like 3
1:37:38
a.m. tonight watching it. Yeah, why would
1:37:40
you say this out loud? We may
1:37:43
have to cut this. All right, what
1:37:45
are you adding to the world? But
1:37:47
you know, you know people. It
1:37:50
is true, but yeah, Hank's gonna watch it.
1:37:52
So then everyone else is gonna. So it's
1:37:54
really our fire fest is that Hank. Yeah,
1:37:56
our fire fest is that we just talked
1:37:59
about this and I'm gonna. So now I
1:38:01
have to watch Severance when I get home.
1:38:03
We're keeping it in. Okay, we'll keep it
1:38:05
in. No, no, I'll figure it in. No,
1:38:07
no, I'll figure something. No, you're right. I
1:38:09
wasn't. A, fake spoilers only, please. No, we're
1:38:11
keeping it in. No, no, no, no, no.
1:38:13
Some people do fake ones, some people do
1:38:15
real ones, and then you don't know. Yeah,
1:38:17
if you mix it up, if you mix
1:38:19
it up, it up. It's coming out, it's
1:38:21
coming out, it's coming out, it's coming out,
1:38:23
it, it's coming out, it's coming out, it's
1:38:25
coming out, it's coming out, it. But
1:38:28
when I told you I was watching
1:38:31
it and doing it you specifically went
1:38:33
out of your way for months to
1:38:35
spoil Fair counterpoint. It's not it wasn't
1:38:38
fine But I we're just gonna all
1:38:40
no no we're not cutting it. We're
1:38:42
just I'm just gonna have to watch
1:38:45
it after the game's as well or
1:38:47
watch it with breakfast. I'm gonna be
1:38:49
up till 2 a.m. No 75 minutes
1:38:52
You know what this is this is
1:38:54
like a relationship breaker this severance coming
1:38:56
out right now because a lot of
1:38:59
guys are gonna watch it either late
1:39:01
night night or early tomorrow morning so
1:39:03
they don't watch it on thursday night
1:39:05
friday night saturday sunday and then their
1:39:08
girlfriends and wives are gonna be like
1:39:10
what the fuck you just watched the
1:39:12
finale of severance without me well they're
1:39:15
idiots because they just have to like
1:39:17
i told my wife i was like
1:39:19
just watch it without me i'll figure
1:39:22
out what i'm gonna watch it like
1:39:24
i'm incapacitated for the next four days
1:39:26
i can't be relied on no yes
1:39:29
i told i was like watch it
1:39:31
Because like come come Monday you're not
1:39:33
gonna be like you're gonna get it
1:39:36
spoiled. So just watch it. Do you
1:39:38
have any predictions? I don't I mean,
1:39:40
I don't think we should do that.
1:39:43
Okay. It's not a spoiler. We don't
1:39:45
follow rules on this show. Okay. No
1:39:47
predictions. That's facts. Um, I think it's
1:39:50
weird that those brothers made out on
1:39:52
the boat. Yeah. But
1:39:55
why did that chick stay with him
1:39:57
after he unleashed the the poison snakes?
1:39:59
That was crazy. I also saw the
1:40:02
meme of the Duke guy with the
1:40:04
gun. Yeah, I was like, fuck, it
1:40:06
got spoiled. This guy killed himself. Didn't
1:40:08
actually kill himself. Yeah, yeah. And then
1:40:10
part a spoiler for who hasn't seen
1:40:12
that episode yet. Everything about that guy
1:40:14
and everything about Parker Posey's character. I
1:40:16
love Parker Posey so much. It's so
1:40:18
good. Tarheel. Yeah, where's my lorazzapam? I'll
1:40:20
go. Do you know what we're talking
1:40:22
about? No, I think they're gonna set
1:40:24
up a flashback season Yeah, it kind
1:40:26
of isn't it's not as big of
1:40:29
a deal knowing there's another season if
1:40:31
there was if this was the finale
1:40:33
finale I want death I want multiple
1:40:35
deaths. Oh, I think hell he's gonna
1:40:37
kill her dad. Oh wow shit We
1:40:39
should put like spoil I guess you
1:40:41
just want to show to be game
1:40:43
of Thrones. Yeah you know I mean
1:40:45
she's showing a dragon to come out.
1:40:47
No no I mean that'd be cool
1:40:49
like instead of goats but she's showing
1:40:51
that she can you know she wants
1:40:53
to kill herself she's dangerous she almost
1:40:55
tried to kill Mark in the first
1:40:58
season she tried to kill herself she
1:41:00
tried to kill herself like they think
1:41:02
that she's you know her daughter who's
1:41:04
like the whatever of the company. But
1:41:06
they don't know they don't know helly
1:41:08
down there. Okay. I think he does
1:41:10
want to be game of Thrones. Yeah,
1:41:12
like they make Dylan that's not a
1:41:14
game of Thrones. That's a realistic take.
1:41:16
Are you betting the Purdue over or
1:41:18
under? Under. Okay. You told me to
1:41:20
know I know I bet it for
1:41:22
a lot. A lot? Yeah, okay. We'll
1:41:25
figure it out I'm sure you I'm
1:41:27
gonna have to watch it one in
1:41:29
the morning today. Yeah Again we can
1:41:31
cut it because I don't I don't
1:41:33
know because then we just but you
1:41:35
know you would get what do you
1:41:37
not see something in the next three
1:41:39
days? Like you know you would I'm
1:41:41
pretty good at like my eyes like
1:41:43
when I don't I didn't watch the
1:41:45
last one Until Tuesday. I'm pretty good
1:41:47
at like scrolling and if I see
1:41:49
anything that looks like it I just
1:41:52
scroll as fast as I can like
1:41:54
I don't I kind of almost I
1:41:56
kind of look at the internet like
1:41:58
with the magic eye where like my
1:42:00
eyes are a little crossed when I'm
1:42:02
when I'm trying to avoid spoilers. I
1:42:04
think that that young girl that had
1:42:06
the adults brain inside her Miss Huang.
1:42:08
I think which isn't adults brain inside
1:42:10
of her. Yeah, clearly. She was the
1:42:12
manager. I think she might, she might
1:42:14
be Mark's kid. What do you think
1:42:16
about that? I don't know if the
1:42:19
time matched up. And they were doing
1:42:21
the fertility treatments? Yeah, she was like
1:42:23
10 though. Yeah, time doesn't match up.
1:42:25
You don't think so? It's right when
1:42:27
they graduated from college. No. Right? That
1:42:29
was like a flash forward sequence. There
1:42:31
were college professors. Yeah, but I thought
1:42:33
that it was, I thought the timeline
1:42:35
would match up. No, they were college
1:42:37
professors, not in college. She died like
1:42:39
two years ago. Yeah. Miss Wong is
1:42:41
like 10. Okay, never mind touching that
1:42:43
up. That was actually. But I like
1:42:46
the theory. But you never know. You
1:42:48
never know. I like the dude. I'm
1:42:50
not, I'm not saying it's, they could
1:42:52
do anything with timelines. They could be.
1:42:54
I like the idea. That's, that's, that's
1:42:56
my theory. This is on the internet,
1:42:58
this is on the internet, but it's
1:43:00
that Gemma isn't any that they released
1:43:02
to release to the real world to
1:43:04
the real world to the real world
1:43:06
to like, to like, to like, to,
1:43:08
to, to, to, to, to, to, like,
1:43:10
like, like, like, like, like, like, Yeah,
1:43:12
the Twilight Zone stuff. She got severed
1:43:15
to leave. Yeah, the Twilight's always in
1:43:17
any. Sorry. How pissed do you think
1:43:19
I would be if my, if they
1:43:21
did the, if I, I sat down
1:43:23
with the therapy woman and she was
1:43:25
like, your Audi went 16 to know.
1:43:27
I'd be so mad. Like you motherfuckers,
1:43:29
I want to feel that right now.
1:43:31
Do you think, I don't think that
1:43:33
it's bad that Dylan's wife. Kiss Dylan's
1:43:35
any me either. It's the same guy.
1:43:37
I don't think I would you get
1:43:39
mad like I don't think I would
1:43:42
get mad be like yeah, fuck I
1:43:44
think the problem still got it. Yeah
1:43:46
with it is that he's totally he's
1:43:48
totally different like she's falling in love
1:43:50
with the any because he's totally different
1:43:52
than what he's becoming yeah yeah he
1:43:54
doesn't know I agree I'm just saying
1:43:56
I think that's why she's kind of
1:43:58
broken up about it too I say
1:44:00
fair play but it's also weird because
1:44:02
you got support your bros Irve and
1:44:04
Bert they treat their any relationship like
1:44:06
it's their outy relationship but Dylan yeah
1:44:09
and the and the girl do look
1:44:11
at his completely separate things. This is
1:44:13
the worst recap of severance ever, but
1:44:15
I like it. I like it. I
1:44:17
like talking severance support. What if Michael
1:44:19
Scott just came out and he was
1:44:21
he was here at the end and
1:44:23
it was just a big episode of
1:44:25
the office. Hmm. That'd be sick. Yeah.
1:44:27
What are you gonna say, Max? The
1:44:29
Twilight Zone thing is that they have
1:44:31
like the same episode names of a
1:44:33
Twilight Zone. episode about like a mannequin
1:44:36
going into the real world so that's
1:44:38
why people back up what Hank said
1:44:40
about Gemma was just a mannequin the
1:44:42
whole time and that she's like not
1:44:44
even a real person. I don't like
1:44:46
to read too many of the theories
1:44:48
on line. I read all. I just
1:44:50
get Tikk. I just got Tikk. I
1:44:52
just golf swing tips and the problem
1:44:54
with reading them though is they I
1:44:56
think it's helped you golf swing fans
1:44:58
of a show. I like to just
1:45:00
enjoy the show because I think what
1:45:03
happens with the show when it's this
1:45:05
good. They think that every little second
1:45:07
of the show is like very intentional.
1:45:09
Yeah. You know what I mean? We're
1:45:11
like, what was this? But in Severance,
1:45:13
I think it might be. That's the
1:45:15
difference. Like a lot of shows, you
1:45:17
read too much into it. I think
1:45:19
that Severance has all that shit in
1:45:21
their own purpose. My personal take that's
1:45:23
not all of it. Yeah, there's probably
1:45:25
some crackpot ones. Not internet theory based,
1:45:27
just my own take is that they...
1:45:29
have did not expect the show to
1:45:32
be as big of a hit as
1:45:34
it is and they are trying to
1:45:36
kind of stretch it out and they're
1:45:38
going to do an entire like backstory
1:45:40
either season or spin-off show. Okay. And
1:45:42
I can see it being a season.
1:45:44
They're going to Ted Lasso at going
1:45:46
on. No they're just going to go
1:45:48
back 20 years and tell like they're
1:45:50
going to tell Bert's whole story. Oh
1:45:52
yeah you saw that Cobell's like factory
1:45:54
store. Yeah. And then the next season
1:45:56
is going to be the continuation of
1:45:59
this season. Do they live in Alaska?
1:46:01
People say it's Michigan. It feels like
1:46:03
the UP. It's just always snowing and
1:46:05
dark. Yeah. There's a giant body of
1:46:07
water. Well, no, I did read that
1:46:09
the, um, the, like, I was reading
1:46:11
about the filmography, is that right? Yeah.
1:46:13
Cinematography. Cinematography, thank you, because I thought
1:46:15
it's very... cool shot showing I'm really
1:46:17
stupid about this stuff but they said
1:46:19
that they intentionally like the fact that
1:46:21
it's always snowy and the cars and
1:46:23
the and everything they put in it
1:46:26
makes it feel like you couldn't fully
1:46:28
pinpoint what like time it is in
1:46:30
universe. The cars are all shitty they're
1:46:32
all from like the 90s or 80s
1:46:34
but they have modern cell phones right
1:46:36
so you can't fully figure it out
1:46:38
where it is. I thought they had
1:46:40
iPhones. No no one on the show
1:46:42
as an iPhone that's a big internet
1:46:44
thing. Oh, because iPhone doesn't let oh
1:46:46
bad guys, bad guys, but yeah, use
1:46:48
iPhones, so people are like is everyone
1:46:50
I kind of have a little weird
1:46:53
crush on Cobell. She's like, there's a
1:46:55
couple times. Oh, yeah, I don't know,
1:46:57
but I think she's a bad E.
1:46:59
Yeah, I'd hit. Yeah, there are a
1:47:01
couple times when I'm like, oh, what
1:47:03
is that? I think when she was
1:47:05
younger. Have some gas and it's yeah,
1:47:07
ether. Yeah, yeah, all good severance, what's
1:47:09
your firepressan. What's hank. That was it.
1:47:11
Oh yeah, Good Fire Fest. That's how
1:47:13
we got here. Yeah, that is how
1:47:15
we got here. Okay, PFT. My Fire
1:47:17
Fest is that earlier this week I
1:47:19
was coming home late and the lock
1:47:22
on my front door, I lost the
1:47:24
key to it a long time ago.
1:47:26
So I've just been going through the
1:47:28
garage, no big deal. But I've got
1:47:30
a lock on my back door through
1:47:32
the garage to get into my house
1:47:34
and it's been making, blinking blinking blinking
1:47:36
red when I enter the code to
1:47:38
get in for the last like... two
1:47:40
months. I was like, okay, that's kind
1:47:42
of weird, but it was still working.
1:47:44
So I got there on, I think
1:47:46
it was Sunday night after we recorded
1:47:49
PMT. That's kind of weird. And I
1:47:51
hit the code. What could this mean?
1:47:53
Yeah, I just ignore this. Yeah, I
1:47:55
just ignored it. I was like, is
1:47:57
this good? So I entered the code
1:47:59
and it blinks red, but it blinks
1:48:01
like faster and red this time. And
1:48:03
then it makes like, it's kind of
1:48:05
cool. It makes a pathetic sound like
1:48:07
it's trying to open the lock and
1:48:09
it doesn't. And then I just sat
1:48:11
there. You ran batteries. And. I hit
1:48:13
it again and it still didn't work
1:48:16
and I was like fuck this sucks
1:48:18
I think I'm locked out of my
1:48:20
house right now and so I keep
1:48:22
entering it keep entering it and then
1:48:24
after about I'd say seven minutes not
1:48:26
probably not seven minutes I'd say probably
1:48:28
like two and a half minutes it
1:48:30
finally opens and I get in I'm
1:48:32
like fuck yeah this is cool so
1:48:34
then I'm going home again again and
1:48:36
I'm trying to get in doesn't open
1:48:38
same thing happens it's like okay I'll
1:48:40
just sit here for we'll give it
1:48:43
two and a half five minutes and
1:48:45
I'll just keep entering the code until
1:48:47
it opens because that's what happened on
1:48:49
Sunday and I keep doing it keep
1:48:51
doing it keep doing it and the
1:48:53
door just never opens yeah yeah and
1:48:55
so then I just go out and
1:48:57
I fall asleep in my car in
1:48:59
the garage and I just wait and
1:49:01
then I got up like an hour
1:49:03
later went back to it second time
1:49:05
it finally opened up and I got
1:49:07
inside. At that point, I thought I'd
1:49:10
look it up and I had to
1:49:12
change the battery on it. So I'm
1:49:14
able to get inside now, but I
1:49:16
slept in my car for like an
1:49:18
hour. I take it on Tuesday night.
1:49:20
No big deal. It was comfortable in
1:49:22
the car. Yeah. But yeah, the fact
1:49:24
that it was blinking, it was comfortable
1:49:26
in the car. Yeah. But yeah, the
1:49:28
fact that it was blinking. Yeah. But
1:49:30
yeah, I probably should have known that
1:49:32
something was wrong with the garage or
1:49:34
with a door lock. the first time
1:49:36
when it started blinking red a few
1:49:39
weeks ago. Which is excited to see
1:49:41
you. Yeah. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, when
1:49:43
you have a household appliance, it starts
1:49:45
blinking red like it's a bomb about
1:49:47
to go off. Maybe just, maybe Google
1:49:49
it. But now I feel like I'm
1:49:51
on, like, I got a clear path
1:49:53
in front. because I got a brand
1:49:55
new set of batteries in there. Would
1:49:57
you be fine, since it was electric?
1:49:59
It says not to run it in
1:50:01
the garage, just in case it starts
1:50:03
a fire? Got it. So I just...
1:50:06
But you wouldn't, it wouldn't be the...
1:50:08
I think it's a general rule thumb.
1:50:10
Yeah. That's actually like a funny bit
1:50:12
of like someone trying to kill themselves
1:50:14
with the electric car by accident. Yeah.
1:50:16
What are you doing, dude? It just
1:50:18
takes like an eight hour nap. Yeah,
1:50:20
they wake up like, like, like, like,
1:50:22
like, a guy in heaven, a guy
1:50:24
who owns a guy who owns a
1:50:26
Prius, who owns a Prius, he catches
1:50:28
a Prius, catches a Prius, catches a
1:50:30
Prius, catches a Prius, catches his wife,
1:50:33
catches his wife. cheating on him and
1:50:35
he just goes to the garage he's
1:50:37
like I'm ending it all just stays
1:50:39
in there for like a day but
1:50:41
yeah my garage is good now but
1:50:43
that's good point even if you have
1:50:45
a like a hybrid or an electric
1:50:47
car some of them produce some emissions
1:50:49
so don't do that yeah but I
1:50:51
was good okay I don't really have
1:50:53
a fire oh I guess like the
1:50:55
only fire first I have is a
1:50:57
on Saturday St. Patrick's Day one I
1:51:00
was obviously just sad seeing everyone go
1:51:02
out and I was like I wish
1:51:04
I could go out again and still
1:51:06
be able to hang. And then two,
1:51:08
I got, I got bagels and donuts
1:51:10
for my family and I got a
1:51:12
green bagel and then my kids were
1:51:14
convinced that it was poisonous and they
1:51:16
made me eat it first. So that
1:51:18
was kind of fucked up. That's your
1:51:20
job. You got to eat that. And
1:51:22
then I faked dead for like three
1:51:24
minutes. That was kind of funny. What
1:51:27
Max? You're just, you're just a bad
1:51:29
guy. Why? Because the kids were probably
1:51:31
scared. I ate it. I ate it.
1:51:33
I know, I know, it's like, you
1:51:35
know, fake fire in someone. Oh, fake,
1:51:37
oh, the fake death, you mean? Yeah,
1:51:39
fake death. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's
1:51:41
funny troll. I was laying on the
1:51:43
ground. Yeah. My daughter was like, get
1:51:45
up, get up. Isn't that a good
1:51:47
precedent set though? That dad always eats
1:51:49
first? Yeah. Like, you have to wait
1:51:51
till I eat. Like, if I go
1:51:53
down, it's problems for everyone. Alright Max
1:51:56
you got a fire fest? You got
1:51:58
a fire fest? I
1:52:00
don't I I haven't I normally don't do
1:52:02
fire I know but I just asked I
1:52:04
feel like I did have one but I
1:52:06
can't remember your entire day yesterday. Oh yeah
1:52:09
DMV that that's actually what it was DMV
1:52:11
sucks DMV Illinois makes no sense impossible to
1:52:13
get an appointment because everyone's trying to get
1:52:15
real ID Real ID, that's a load of
1:52:17
bullshit. Oh, are you doing it again? Yeah,
1:52:19
and Matt, starting May fit. I don't have
1:52:21
it. You need real ID. And now it's
1:52:23
possible to get an appointment, and then you
1:52:26
get an appointment, and then you go to
1:52:28
the DMV, and then you still wait in
1:52:30
line for like two hours, and then you
1:52:32
go from one line to the next line.
1:52:34
There's six different lines you go to at
1:52:36
the DMV. You go to the DMV, and
1:52:38
then you still wait in line for like,
1:52:40
I will say that. People at the DMV
1:52:43
get a bad rap for being me, the
1:52:45
people are nice there, but too many lines.
1:52:47
No, the people are nice because I mean,
1:52:49
also they have a job that's not People
1:52:51
aren't walking to the DMV being like, thank
1:52:53
you so much for your customer service. So
1:52:55
it's a thankless job But yeah, the line
1:52:57
situation you just walk around everywhere I swear
1:53:00
to God I went into six different there's
1:53:02
a line outside to get to the line
1:53:04
inside then you get to the line inside
1:53:06
to get to the first person and then
1:53:08
you go that person says you got to
1:53:10
go take a picture I don't know why
1:53:12
I had to take a picture I just
1:53:14
took a picture three months ago then I
1:53:17
have to go to another person at another
1:53:19
desk then they actually fill everything out then
1:53:21
you got to go to the cashier they
1:53:23
you just you just a line to pay
1:53:25
someone yeah and then you go to the
1:53:27
final person and they print out to the
1:53:29
line to the line to the line to
1:53:31
the line to the line. Yeah, and then
1:53:34
they send you right in. I ran into
1:53:36
the Illinois Secretary of State last time I
1:53:38
was at the DMV. Because I saw his
1:53:40
picture on the wall. They make that guy
1:53:42
look like here. Yeah. And then the guy
1:53:44
that was on the wall just walked past
1:53:46
me in the hallway and I stopped and
1:53:48
I go, you're that guy from the wall.
1:53:51
You're past me in the hallway and I
1:53:53
stopped and I go, you're that guy from
1:53:55
the wall. You're that guy from the wall.
1:53:57
You're that guy from the wall. You're that.
1:53:59
You're that. What's the guy's name? Alexei Julius?
1:54:01
Yeah, good guy. He reached out later. Try
1:54:03
to make it better. He's like, I'm sorry,
1:54:05
I can't do bitch. If you want his
1:54:08
number, Max, I'll give you his number.
1:54:10
You can complain to him. He looks
1:54:12
like here. Yeah. They just have, they
1:54:14
just have like his picture. You walk
1:54:16
in. Yeah, there's like candles that are in
1:54:18
front of it. Yeah. That's a good fire fest.
1:54:20
DMV's a good fire fest. I heard... Shout
1:54:22
of Hank, thanks for reminding me of what
1:54:24
my fire fest was. I mean it's all
1:54:26
you talked about yesterday. I know, I was,
1:54:28
I was, I just kept saying, too much
1:54:30
about the DMV, you get two, you get
1:54:32
two complaints about going to the DMV, I
1:54:34
said it like 15 times. I heard that
1:54:36
they set up like a special place downtown
1:54:39
that you can go to just for the
1:54:41
real ID stuff. Yeah, I heard that. Oh,
1:54:43
I need that. Also, the reason I went
1:54:45
to the DMV was because when I lost
1:54:47
my while I broke my foot four months
1:54:49
ago. Oh, I just got my, I just
1:54:51
got my life. That's a bad night. So wait,
1:54:53
so you, I've just been driving around
1:54:55
for four months. But I have one
1:54:57
now. Okay, so you're back. So we're
1:54:59
going to try it. Pug just kept
1:55:02
being worried for me. He was
1:55:04
like, wait, like, you really just
1:55:06
drive around like with the possibility
1:55:08
of getting pulled over. He's like that
1:55:10
would be free. I would be freaking
1:55:12
out pugs and rule far. And by
1:55:14
the way, memes, are you ever going
1:55:16
to get the bumper fixed? I'll pay
1:55:19
for it at this point. I already
1:55:21
paid it for it. No, Hank gave
1:55:23
him $2,000 to get a fix and
1:55:25
he just pocketed it. I couldn't believe
1:55:28
it when I was watching the PM
1:55:30
TV. So for people to understand, so
1:55:32
when I got a new car in
1:55:34
like 2018, I sold my car to
1:55:36
Hank for $2. Oh, you did. Oh,
1:55:38
actually negative 2,500 for me. Yeah, so,
1:55:40
but Hank got it. 498. Hank got
1:55:43
in a car accident. It was like,
1:55:45
yeah, it was like an eight-year-old, like
1:55:47
it was like seven years old, the
1:55:49
car that I sold to Hank, so
1:55:51
it's like still got a lot of
1:55:53
miles left, and it's a good car.
1:55:55
But yeah, Hank got in a, hit a
1:55:57
pole a week before he sold it to me.
1:56:00
Which was how long ago before we
1:56:02
moved to Chicago? So two years ago
1:56:04
and Hank gave him cash to get
1:56:06
the bumper fix I went and got
1:56:09
it estimated They told me like how
1:56:11
much it was gonna cost and I
1:56:13
just gave that to memes and memes
1:56:15
Memes just has duct tape on his
1:56:18
bumper In fairness, I would do I
1:56:20
would have done the same thing the
1:56:22
only reason I felt bad that I
1:56:24
was giving you a damaged car, but
1:56:27
like But also if you had given
1:56:29
if that situation happened where you're like
1:56:31
oh, I just got a little fender
1:56:34
bender Here's somebody to get a fix.
1:56:36
I probably would have done the same
1:56:38
exact thing But it's not like a
1:56:40
little fender bender. It's a big hole
1:56:43
on the but doesn't does it affect
1:56:45
driving? No, not at all I fucked
1:56:47
up by not getting it done right
1:56:49
away There's duct tape like holding it
1:56:52
together. I saw it on the PM
1:56:54
TV with the old you know, I
1:56:56
was just like what the fun? You
1:56:58
got to get to get into another
1:57:01
Yeah, yeah, well I thought about getting
1:57:03
it fixed one time and then I
1:57:05
did the thing Hank did and like
1:57:08
backed into a ball. Oh, so that's
1:57:10
a different one? It happens. No, no,
1:57:12
no, it's the same one, but like
1:57:14
I when I thought about getting it
1:57:17
fixed I was like, oh, this is
1:57:19
just gonna happen again. So what's point?
1:57:21
I'll just wreck it again. What's the
1:57:23
point again? Three years by the way.
1:57:26
I'm just gonna get it to another
1:57:28
axe. It's got a bad blind spot.
1:57:30
It's got a bad blind spot. Oh
1:57:33
man, yeah, that car's got to stay
1:57:35
in PMT forever. So like if we
1:57:37
ever hire like someone younger, you just
1:57:39
give it to them and then, but
1:57:42
it can never get fixed now. It's
1:57:44
just got to have duct tape on.
1:57:46
No, I will get it fixed. No,
1:57:48
Hank, or Muse has to give the
1:57:51
next person $3,000. Yeah, you have to
1:57:53
tend to even more. Pug, you being
1:57:55
a little pussy about Max, not having
1:57:58
a license? He is the president. They
1:58:00
don't let president's drive normally. Yeah, true.
1:58:02
Facts. I just love the pug was
1:58:04
like worried for Max. That's very pug-like.
1:58:07
He's like, what are you doing? So
1:58:09
nervous. He found out on the way
1:58:11
back from our drive from Indy. And
1:58:13
he was like, wait a minute. So
1:58:16
you've just been driving this whole time
1:58:18
without a license? I was like, I'm
1:58:20
surprised he didn't have a license. It's
1:58:23
just not on me. Park you should
1:58:25
have taken it once. That doesn't, wait
1:58:27
a minute, that doesn't affect the safety
1:58:29
of you. What do you say? He
1:58:32
was like, he said you have two
1:58:34
other people in the car as if
1:58:36
like, I like was driving drunk. Yeah.
1:58:38
You have other people with real licenses
1:58:41
that could. No, I think Pug was
1:58:43
worried about getting pulled over. Max gets
1:58:45
found with no ID and then Pug's
1:58:48
mind the cops raid the entire car.
1:58:50
Yeah, and you all get deported. Italian
1:58:52
so you guys are going back to
1:58:54
Italy. You kind of chill. Oh man.
1:58:57
Yeah, I just love Pug, you should
1:58:59
have taken it a step further and
1:59:01
you should have citizens arrested him. You
1:59:03
should have, like, literally put your hands
1:59:06
on the wheel and pulled it over
1:59:08
and been like, get out. We're taking
1:59:10
you downtown. You shouldn't be driving. If
1:59:12
it wasn't a work trip, I would
1:59:15
have made, thought about it. Oh God,
1:59:17
Pug Citizens arresting, Max would be so
1:59:19
great. You should tackle them. All right.
1:59:22
Good job, boys. Madness. Monday will be
1:59:24
a recap of everything. Let's do numbers.
1:59:26
Three. I mean I gave you a
1:59:28
beat he gave you a beat he
1:59:31
gave you a beat. I'm gonna do
1:59:33
Who plays the three seeds the 14?
1:59:35
Mm-hmm. All right 14 if the 14
1:59:37
hits? 81.
1:59:53
Sorry memes. Okay, one
1:59:56
day. No, I love
1:59:58
Love you
2:00:01
guys. guys.
2:02:01
So, You
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