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boys, we finally had some madness,
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Texas Tech, down 16th with 10 minutes
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left. Takes down John Calpapari.
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and the Arkansas Razorbacks. And
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I feel bad for Arkansas
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fans, but I laugh at
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Cal because that was an
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all-time meltdown and Hank just
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sent me a graphic. This is
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reading off. So so so
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Arkansas doesn't own all of this.
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2021 missed the tournament. 2022 is
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all Cal. 2022 lost at
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15 St. Peter's. 2023 lost
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in the second round. 2024
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lost to... number 14 Oakland
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2025 blue 16 point second half lead.
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Yeah, I don't know that you can group
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this one in with the other ones because
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at least he got this far and he
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was a 10 seed. Yeah. Don't it was
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a it was a hog reveal. They're chokers.
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That was bad. It was a bad. It
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was a bad job in the second half
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for sure. I don't know that you would
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put this on the same level as losing
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to a 15. This was a bad loss
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though, especially the way the way the Texas
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tech was playing. McMillan was out,
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they were not shooting the ball well,
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they were absolute monsters on the offensive
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glass. There was one possession where I'm,
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like, I think, I think Texas Tech
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got the offensive board like five times
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in a row and then finally willed
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the ball in the hoop because it
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felt like for the first 35 minutes
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of this game, Texas Tech every
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time they scored was a miracle
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and they found away, they willed it,
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they scored that three with nine seconds
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left. And then the real egregious thing
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by Cal is he doesn't call a timeout
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with nine seconds left. Just lets
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his team go down there. Boogie Flynn takes
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a, takes kind of a fade away that
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the front iron. That was avoidable
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and Texas Tech incredible fight by
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them. They deserve all the credit.
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It was the classic Todd Bulls.
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You can't take him with you.
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Yeah. You got the time out
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burning a hole. I guess he
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was like, I guess maybe we
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can just catch him by surprise.
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Yeah. But, uh, maybe his thought
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was that Darian Williams would be
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winded after backing the guy down.
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He wouldn't get back on defense.
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Maybe a travel. I enjoy watching,
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by the way, I enjoy watching
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him play very much. Maybe a
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travel. I enjoy watching him play
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very much. Boys are buzzing. I
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do feel bad for Arkansas fans.
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Eric Musselman wouldn't have blown that
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lead. Oh no, no chance. Absolutely not.
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No one in Richardson wouldn't have blown
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that lead. Yeah, we have fun with
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Cal. That was bad. I like Cal.
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He's, I want him around in college
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basketball. he's fun, but that was a
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bad one. They don't call it 45
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minutes of hell. Yeah, it's 40 minutes
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of hell. So at that point, Calipari
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is like, you know, they don't pay
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me for overtime. Texas Tech shot, what
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was it? They actually shot 25% from
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three, so they kind of cleaned it
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up at the end because they hit
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a couple. But there was a moment
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there where they were shooting like 9%
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from 3. 22 offensive rebounds is ridiculous.
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Yeah, it's crazy. That's a ridiculous number.
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And they're a good team and they've
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been injured like all year. They've had
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guys in and out. JT. Toppin with
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that, he had that hook shot and
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overtime that was just a thing of
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beauty. But Texas Tech that we deserve
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that game. I'm glad that we got
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some over time. I got that I'm
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glad that we got some action the
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sweet 16. The sweet 16 because the
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first two games sucked. Because the first
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two games sucked. Bad games, bad job,
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basketball. Well, bad games, and listen, I
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bet PYU, I put a lot of
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money on them, game of the year.
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I can hand up and say, that
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was not a bad game, that was
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a nuclear explosion by Alabama. I don't
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think I've ever seen a team shoot
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the three like they did tonight. And
7:13
that was what? PYU against Wisconsin. They
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didn't shoot like that. It was pretty
7:18
good, but yeah, Alabama, what they did
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tonight. And they're playing with Zula Ball.
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They shot 51-3s and they almost, they
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shot, they were 25 for 51. You
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actually could take out the last second
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huck by Grant Nelson at the end
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of the first half that really wasn't
7:33
an attempt. There were 50% from three,
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shooting 53s. If they hadn't shot a
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two-point shot, they still would have won
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this game. It was insane. It was
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absolutely not. I don't think any team
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in the country beats Alabama if they're
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shooting like that. Oh, I agree. Like
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that was, and they were shooting from
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deep, they were shooting, because, you know,
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BYU was trying to mix it up,
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they were throwing some zone at them,
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they were just shooting over the zone.
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Mark Sears was 10 for 16 from
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3. He just kept shooting it, it
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just kept going in. It was insane.
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I know we joke about Alabama because
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of our friend Rico Bosco. That Alabama's
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fun to watch, and that was an
8:14
insane. like offensive explosion. I mean, you
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scored 88 points and lost by 25.
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So I got a dumb question for
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you, Big Cat. Is it bad that
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they shot so good? Does that ever
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carry over to that? If you have
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like an outlier, a game like this
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that's so insanely good from three points,
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they're not going to be able to
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keep that going, right? I think the
8:36
Rams and Newark might be a little
8:39
soft because we saw it, the Duke
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game too, where Duke, that was 193
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points. So combined in those two games
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was like over 400 points. I guess
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you could also say they gave up
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88. Yeah, they gave up 88, but
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like, it's insane to give up 88
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and still win by 25. And still
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just beat the shit out of your
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opponent. Yeah, that Alabama team is that,
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that's a scary, that is what, if
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you're an Alabama fan. You just have
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in your back pocket where you're like,
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hey, we could just come out and
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just shoot and hit every three and
9:12
no one can beat us because they
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do have that. Yeah. And that was
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what we saw tonight and it was
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incredible to watch. And B. Y. They
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weren't making their threes tonight like they
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were against Wisconsin. No, they were ice
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cold from the outside. I was hoping
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that the rim in the first half
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would translate and that B. Y. You
9:32
would heat up in the second. I
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think it was a little bit racist.
9:37
How high they were throwing the ball
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and missing their alley. I would say
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some of them technically aren't even misses
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because they wouldn't hit the player. Yeah.
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They was just eternal. Just like I
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don't know how the scores would, is
9:50
that a shot? I think that's a
9:53
turnover. Like count that as a. It
9:55
was a bad pass. Yeah, it was
9:57
like, I'm gonna throw that guy can
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jump 13 feet in the air. Yeah,
10:02
it was, yeah, the BYU is not,
10:04
not on their game, Alabama, absolutely destroyed
10:06
them. Duke, I know it was 193,
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but Duke just stopped playing offense for
10:11
like the last 10 minutes. It felt
10:13
like like running their real offense because
10:15
it felt like they could, they were
10:17
in control against Arizona for the entire
10:20
game. Even got Caleb Love, who, that
10:22
was his last college game, went out
10:24
on his sword, scoring 35. We never
10:26
got the bad kill love in this
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tournament. But Duke looks so good. That
10:31
game ended after that, at the end
10:33
of the half. Yeah, would Cooper Flag
10:35
hit the Buzzer Meter 3? They're just
10:37
so, Duke just has so many guys
10:40
and they're just, and when Cooper Flags
10:42
bringing up the ball, like, what are
10:44
you gonna do? So the way they
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ran this game, especially after the first,
10:49
like 10 minutes, the last 30 minutes
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of this game, it was Cooper Flag,
10:53
do whatever he wanted for the ball.
10:55
Yeah. And they couldn't stop him. There
10:58
was no chance. No, he was phenomenal.
11:00
He scored 30 points. He was he
11:02
was all over the place Yeah, con
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nipple. I think we got to just
11:07
say nipple. Yeah, I do like when
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he does the shimmy and he gets
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the baseline I call the nip slip.
11:13
Yeah, that's a good move. Con nipple.
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Yeah, con nipple Duke is fun. I
11:18
have bad news. Duke is a fun
11:20
basketball team. If you enjoy watching basketball,
11:22
you're going to love Duke Blue Devils.
11:25
It's crazy. I don't want them to
11:27
win at all, but I've been saying
11:29
they're going to win at all, and
11:31
I don't hate them the way that
11:34
I usually hate Duke, and it hurts
11:36
me. Yeah. Because they are fun to
11:38
watch. They are. And then the last
11:40
game, Florida killed Maryland. And Florida is
11:43
really really good. I expect for her
11:45
to go to the to the final
11:47
four. We had, uh, Condon did get
11:49
hurt for a little bit there, which
11:52
was scary for Florida, because that is
11:54
their ceiling. Yeah. Him being out there.
11:56
And they're just an awesome team. The
11:58
story, obviously, though, is Kevin Willard and
12:01
the weirdest like. three weeks stretch because
12:03
this goes all the way back I
12:05
think before the Big Ten tournament right
12:07
around the Big Ten tournament. Kevin Willard
12:10
should we first announce it? Congratulations Kevin
12:12
Willard you are the head coach of
12:14
the Villanova Wildcats. You got your guy
12:16
Max. You got your guy. Yep. How
12:18
would you rate Kevin Willard's exit from
12:21
Maryland? Uh, not a great
12:23
exit from Maryland, but I'm worried about his
12:25
tenure to Villanova. That's the past. We're worried
12:27
about the future. Okay. And Kevin Willard of
12:29
Villanova. So you just said, the quote I
12:31
heard from Max Memes, I don't know if
12:33
you caught this, was, I am worried about
12:35
Kevin Willard at Villanova. Yeah, no, I'm, I'm
12:37
focused on that. No, you said worried though.
12:39
But that's what I care about. That's my,
12:41
I'm not worried about that. I'm not worried
12:43
about that. I think that. If I was,
12:45
if I was, if I was in charge
12:48
of a, if I was in charge of
12:50
a coaching search of a coaching search of
12:52
a coaching search, I would take into account
12:54
how poorly he handled the exiting of the
12:56
Maryland job and I'd be like Actually, I
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don't know if we're going to go ahead
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and do this Maybe the people of Maryland
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are also doing a bad job behind doors,
13:04
you know Okay, so from what we know
13:06
the Maryland athletic department seems like a shit
13:08
show it seems like a shit show and
13:10
I feel I want to say this I
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feel really bad for Maryland fans because this
13:14
should have been a really fun like sweet
13:16
16 run they hadn't gone to the sweet
13:18
16 in 10 years you had Derek Queen's
13:21
buzzer beater on Sunday it should have been
13:23
a really fun like this is the start
13:25
of something big and instead it was two
13:27
weeks of just the weirdest press conferences and
13:29
the weirdest headlines and Kevin Willard from everything
13:31
that I've read essentially has been the Villanova
13:33
coach for like a week and a half
13:35
now he he started this all two weeks
13:37
ago doing a press conference being like hey
13:39
we need more support we need more NIL
13:41
we need all this stuff fine totally fine
13:43
everything I've read Maryland basically said okay Kevin
13:45
Willard you're right we're gonna give you everything
13:47
you want and he's like I'm going to
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the Big East. I want to go back
13:51
to the Big East and everything I asked
13:53
for, yeah, you delivered it, but I'm not
13:56
going to take it. It's a bad position
13:58
for a coach to be in because coaches,
14:00
here's a news flash, they have zero loyalty
14:02
to whatever job that they're right. Unless it's
14:04
one of probably like a dozen, there's probably
14:06
a dozen schools that guys are out where
14:08
they're like, this is where I want to
14:10
be as long as they'll have me. But
14:12
outside of that. they will be looking for
14:14
a higher paying job a better job if
14:16
it's available and it sucks it sucks i
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this is the part that i i don't
14:20
like about college basketball is this type of
14:22
stuff because Maryland should have been such a
14:24
good feel good story it should have been
14:26
you know i feel bad for the for
14:29
the fans because the nature of the sport
14:31
they've had a bad time going to the
14:33
Sweet 16. Right. It has not been enjoyable.
14:35
There was nothing happy about this time for
14:37
them. There's really no fix. Like I can't
14:39
think of a way to make this right
14:41
off the top of my head. But I
14:43
do. Maybe if just, if reporters agreed to
14:45
stop asking coaches about jobs. The fix is
14:47
he could have done it one of two
14:49
ways. You could have done it the Will
14:51
Wade way. which i didn't mind yeah and
14:53
just say yeah i'm taking the villanova job
14:55
i love these guys i'm gonna i'm gonna
14:57
coach these guys i'm gonna coach my ass
14:59
off for these guys but i am gone
15:02
or just the note like basically don't talk
15:04
about it at all because he did the
15:06
thing like i understand coaches will do this
15:08
all time and it's bullshit but i also
15:10
never gonna put grudge someone taking a higher
15:12
paying job or a job they want to
15:14
go to for family whatever it may be
15:16
but you could easily just say Like I'm
15:18
focused on this team, I'm not gonna talk
15:20
about this. My agent's gonna handle everything. He
15:22
went on a radio show on Tuesday and
15:24
said I'm the Maryland coach as of right
15:26
now. Mm-hmm. That's crazy. And this is the
15:28
same thing that he did. He was at
15:30
what, Seton Hall? Is it Seton Hall? So
15:32
when he was at Seton Hall, his season
15:35
ended kind of the same way. And in
15:37
the tournament he was like, yeah, I've got
15:39
an agent, I haven't talked to him, I
15:41
haven't talked to him, I haven't talked to
15:43
him, so I haven't talked to him, so
15:45
I haven't talked to him, so I haven't
15:47
talked to him, so I haven't talked to
15:49
him, so I haven't talked to him, so
15:51
I don't talked to him, so I don't,
15:53
so I don't know what's going to him,
15:55
so I don't know what's going to, so
15:57
I don't know what's going to, so I
15:59
don't know what's He was like very very
16:01
cagey about it about the way that he
16:03
left. He said in his post game press
16:05
conference, the only thing that I'm worried about
16:07
right now is who my next boss is
16:10
going to be. Yeah. We was still throwing
16:12
shots at Maryland. Yeah, because the AD went
16:14
to SMU. Yeah, and he's like, I haven't
16:16
talked to my wife. I haven't talked to
16:18
my agent. That's all lies. He's talked to
16:20
both. Yeah. He's he's going to be announced
16:22
the Villanova overhead coach. I actually don't think
16:24
you can go back if you're Kevin Will.
16:26
Well, so there was a report that came
16:28
out that said that he is expected to
16:30
take the job. I think it was Baltimore's
16:32
son, but Maryland is planning on making a
16:34
last ditch effort to bring him back, which
16:36
would be wild. So awkward. Because when they
16:38
left the team hotel today to go to
16:40
the game, the fans booed him. Marilyn fans
16:43
booed their head coach on the way to
16:45
a sweet 16 game. And he, there was
16:47
a, a, a report, it was a rumor,
16:49
it was a rumor, who knows that he
16:51
did not go to the team dinner, Do
16:54
you think that's true? I, it might
16:56
be, because he strikes me the way
16:58
he's handled this whole thing. And listen,
17:00
again, I, people, most people aren't confrontational.
17:02
I don't, I don't like confrontation. He
17:04
probably was like, I'm just going to
17:06
stay at home and do some game
17:09
planning because I don't really want to
17:11
sit with my players and my staff
17:13
and have to have them make jokes
17:15
or ask me questions. Yeah, I think
17:17
you're right. I think the way to
17:19
handle it is just like, I'm not
17:22
going to talk about anything else. Not
17:24
talking about it. You got to set
17:26
the ground rules. Right. You got set
17:28
the ground rules. Right. I think the
17:30
way to handle it. I'm not going
17:32
to talk about anything else. I'm. I'm
17:34
not going to talk about my future.
17:37
I love these guys. And then I'd
17:39
shame the reporters for asking me about
17:41
it. I love that movie. I think
17:43
it's highly offensive that you want to
17:45
take the spotlight off the players and
17:47
their experience and try to divide us.
17:49
I think that's a shameful thing to
17:52
do. That's what Izo did. You see,
17:54
Izo, when they asked him about the
17:56
transfer portal, he's like, I got guys
17:58
here. I got 15. guys here that
18:00
I love. I don't want to talk
18:02
about new guys. I don't want to
18:04
talk about the transfer portal. Yeah. It's
18:07
my guys right here. Yeah. Like that
18:09
there is something you don't know when
18:11
Kevin Willard's been coaching for 18 years.
18:13
This was his first sweet 16 run
18:15
and it basically was sullied by all
18:17
of this. Like I just again it's
18:19
you can do whatever you want you
18:22
can take whatever job you want. There's
18:24
just a way that you can avoid
18:26
all of this and he basically he
18:28
did the exact opposite of avoidance in
18:30
the fact that he made it as
18:32
murky as possible and he kept on
18:34
having weird press conferences and kept on
18:37
stoking the flames like he could have
18:39
shut this down and he just didn't
18:41
yeah he did a bad job quitting
18:43
it but i still think that whether
18:45
you go that way or the will
18:47
weighed way It sucks that it's a
18:50
conversation that happens. Yeah, but it's also
18:52
part of sports. I don't like that.
18:54
It happens in March. Especially with, I
18:56
mean, this is how NIL works now.
18:58
This is how transfer portal. We always
19:00
said that it was unfair that coaches
19:02
could move and players couldn't. Now it
19:05
is equal. We have, you know, Scotty
19:07
Pippin's son hit the transfer portal. He's
19:09
on Michigan. Michigan's in the Sweet 16.
19:11
It's a member when, uh, Beauper Bula
19:13
did it for Penn State, when they're
19:15
in the playoff. Yeah. This is just
19:17
the reality of it. They should change.
19:20
When the transfer report, because that's the
19:22
other part, is the transfer portal opening
19:24
during the tournament, or the transfer portal
19:26
opening during college football playoffs, is so
19:28
fucking asinine and so backwards. Because I
19:30
bet you, not to excuse Kevin Willard,
19:32
if the transfer portal opened, let's say
19:35
April 15. Kevin Willard would not have
19:37
had to have his advanced talks with
19:39
Nova because the pressure of like you
19:41
got to figure it out and you
19:43
got to figure out who your coach
19:45
is you got to figure out the
19:47
transfer portal starts so quickly. You know
19:50
it was crazy tonight too is that
19:52
the first half was close it was
19:54
40 to 38 at halftime. Do you
19:56
think you think Kevin Willard was like
19:58
we're so close? out there and let's
20:00
let's fucking win this game because I
20:02
love you guys and I'm still coaching
20:05
you right now and they took it
20:07
the exact opposite way and they're like
20:09
fuck this guy yeah yeah probably it
20:11
could definitely have happened that was
20:13
his big motivational speech backfired big
20:15
time Stephen Shea was trying to
20:17
get me on that this is
20:19
the exact same thing as Liam Cohn
20:22
the bucks weren't still in the playoffs
20:24
yeah not not the same like that's
20:26
the thing is if Kevin Willard if if
20:28
if there are queens buzzer Like it
20:30
was a little weird a couple weeks
20:32
ago when he made the demands, but
20:34
he would have been the Nova coach
20:36
and we all would have been like, okay,
20:39
that makes sense. Which by the way, this
20:41
is a stat that I wish that we
20:43
had. I wish that we had said this
20:45
earlier in the week. Teams in the last
20:47
10 years are one in seven after a
20:50
buzzer beater. In the NCAA tournament,
20:52
in their next game, one in seven,
20:54
would have like to have known that
20:56
earlier. I think I saw it, but I
20:58
thought. Yeah, I understand but is
21:00
it just I'd have to look because
21:03
you think maybe buzzer beaters
21:05
what? You think it's directly correlated
21:07
You hit a buzzer you lose
21:10
the next no, I think I
21:12
think it has more to do
21:14
with maybe an underdog Yeah, shouldn't
21:16
win the game right and they
21:19
end up winning at the very
21:21
last second right? Stats are
21:23
stats, but you probably have
21:25
to look into it a
21:27
little more Number's never lie.
21:29
Number's never lie. Hank, how did
21:32
you like the games tonight? They were
21:34
great. I like the, uh, it's
21:36
fun. Fun night. It was better,
21:38
better than last weekend. Yeah. And
21:40
we should have, I mean, the elite
21:42
eight matchups now. This is the, the
21:44
whole deal we made is there is
21:46
no upsets at the beginning
21:49
of the tournament, but Duke
21:51
Alabama is gonna be great.
21:53
Texas Tech Florida should be
21:55
great games. Kentucky Tennessee
21:57
tonight. The crown starts on Monday.
21:59
I don't know if you guys have
22:02
seen but I'm actually jacked up for
22:04
the crown. I'm not gonna watch the
22:06
crown Yeah, you are to show on
22:08
Netflix. You know why you're gonna watch
22:11
the crown? You're gonna watch the crown
22:13
because the crown starts Monday at 2
22:15
p.m. I like the timing Yeah And
22:17
it goes 2 p.m.m. 43730 10 o'clock
22:20
You're going to watch the Crown, buddy.
22:22
It's good having basketball along in those
22:24
days. I mean, the timing of it
22:26
is no-brainer. Yeah. It's great. What are
22:29
the matchups? Which crown matchup are you
22:31
most excited for, Kat? Tell me the
22:33
teams, and then I'll tell you how
22:35
excited I am. Nebraska, Arizona State, could
22:38
be good. Washington, to Paul, Cincinnati, UCF,
22:40
Oregon State. Villanova, Colorado, Tuesday night, Tulane
22:42
USC. We're not playing the games. Vegas.
22:44
All of them being played in Vegas.
22:47
So, yeah, I'm a Crown guy. I'm
22:49
excited for the Crown. I want Maximi
22:51
live streaming every Crown game. Yeah, no.
22:53
But... You almost said yes. I get
22:56
fucked up with it. I'm looking at
22:58
Pacific time. I don't know what that
23:00
means. What do you mean? Why is
23:02
your computer not half the time? Well,
23:05
I'm looking at the bracket. So on
23:07
the printout bracket, it says Pacific. So
23:09
that means that you need to add
23:11
two hours to it. Just look at
23:14
the website. I also like that the
23:16
that the Like the final four of
23:18
the crown is the same day as
23:20
the real final four, but it's just
23:23
before. So if you're like craving. Oh,
23:25
that's great. So it's 1230 and three.
23:27
Our time that so it'll be like
23:29
going right up until the final four.
23:32
What about the championship Sunday? Love it.
23:34
Yep. Love it's great. It's a crown
23:36
guy. It's good scheduling. It's good scheduling
23:38
for the crown. You're crown with a
23:41
sickness? Sure. I don't know what that
23:43
means at all. It's a lyric What?
23:45
Down with the sickness. Oh God I
23:47
got it got it got it got
23:50
it got it I thought this I
23:52
don't know my bed. Just say I'm
23:54
crown with a sickness. Yeah. I'm crown
23:56
with the sickness for sure. All right,
23:59
we got we got to talk some
24:01
some LeBron before we do that. Hank,
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out today what time is it game
25:22
time okay LeBron James he went on
25:24
Pat McPhee show on Wednesday lit the
25:26
world on fire then hit a game
25:29
winner against the Pacers then we should
25:31
mention he had the laziest entry pass
25:33
ever in the bulls who were very
25:35
hot won on a Josh Getty half
25:38
court shot which was an encrunk If
25:40
you didn't watch, I would assume a
25:42
lot of people didn't watch the Bulls
25:44
Lakers, just pull up the clips for
25:47
the last 40 seconds, it was insane.
25:49
It was nuts. Three to cut it
25:51
within two? Yeah. And then stolen inbound's
25:53
pass? Kobe White was just on fire
25:56
again. Go ahead bucket. And then was
25:58
it? Laker scored a two? Yeah, it
26:00
was Luca to Austin Reeves. Yep. They
26:02
go ahead and then Giddy hits a
26:05
half court shot. Yeah, half court shot.
26:07
But LeBron conversation. Great name for for
26:09
the interview. I have some takes. I
26:11
want to hear what you guys have
26:14
to say. My first take is how
26:16
pissed do you think skip bailuses? That
26:18
he's not involved? LeBron goes on this
26:20
on this on Pat McVee show was
26:23
actually like pretty entertaining. You know I
26:25
like the whole thing. You didn't hear
26:27
LeBron. LeBron doesn't do these type of
26:29
interviews often. And he started a war
26:32
with Brian Winhorse. He went at Stephen
26:34
A. Smith again. And said the NBA
26:36
was rigged. Say the NBA was rigged.
26:38
Said Janus could have dominated the 70s.
26:41
Said his team that made the finals
26:43
when he was younger was a joke.
26:45
Basically shed on it like the end.
26:47
Yeah. But all this to say. Skip
26:50
Ellis was not mentioned once and all
26:52
Skip Ellis wants to do is get
26:54
mentioned by LeBron He's the big loser
26:56
in all of this. Yeah, yeah, Skip
26:59
was really he was grasping at straws
27:01
tonight because he was pissed He was
27:03
mad at LeBron. He was you know
27:05
calling him out for losing the game
27:08
tonight in the home palace of Michael
27:10
Jordan. Yes. And so he's laying in
27:12
extra hard trying to make LeBron seem
27:14
like a loser. But in reality, Skip
27:17
was just like, maybe he'll talk, maybe
27:19
he's going to call like Stephen A
27:21
by my name in this, in the
27:23
LeBron conversation. But I thought that LeBron
27:26
and then Stephen A's response to LeBron,
27:28
they just need to have a fucking
27:30
conversation on a podcast together. They need
27:32
to quit talking about each other, behind
27:35
each other's backs. They need to just
27:37
sit down and do it all in
27:39
a room. You think that this is
27:41
all the work to get Stephen A.
27:44
Smith some ratings? I don't know to
27:46
get the NBA talked. about it does
27:48
feel very workish at this point. I
27:50
have not given up on my conspiracy
27:53
theory that LeBron is starting this separate
27:55
league and him basically admitting that you
27:57
know he believes the NBA was rigged
27:59
is further evidence of it. It's trying
28:02
to put it a little crack in
28:04
the yeah crack in the truth. Hey
28:06
I've I've I've agreed with you since
28:08
day one when the when LeBron said
28:11
that he was thinking about starting his
28:13
own league that would rival the NBA.
28:15
after they've done everything just bending over
28:17
for him for the last 25 years.
28:20
I thought that fair play on both
28:22
sides until Stephen A was like you
28:24
didn't go to Kobe's funeral and well
28:26
no he also said I know one
28:29
point good point he things that he
28:31
was never brought up yeah there are
28:33
things that he could have brought up
28:35
and he didn't which he hasn't and
28:38
he will continue to not bring them
28:40
up correct and those things as he
28:42
listed them were I didn't bring up
28:44
that you didn't go to Kobe's funeral.
28:47
I get it right when I'm talking
28:49
about the news between you and your
28:51
son. There were things about your son's
28:53
illness. I'm so thankful that he's okay.
28:56
And then he just moved on from
28:58
that point. Yeah. And also the Dwayne
29:00
Wade didn't go to Dwayne Wade's Hall
29:02
of Fame induction. That's right. But when
29:05
he fired the shot about Brani, that
29:07
was the weirdest one to me because
29:09
he didn't finish his thought on it.
29:11
It was almost like, one of two
29:14
things happened. Either one, he was letting
29:16
LeBron know that he knew something, that
29:18
he wasn't going to detail, or two,
29:20
he just decided mid-sentence, oh fuck, I
29:23
better not go there because LeBron's going
29:25
to kick my ass, and then moved
29:27
on. But that part was really weird
29:29
to me. And then also, oh yeah,
29:32
it turns out that LeBron did go
29:34
to Kobe's funeral, and he just asked
29:36
to not be photographed there, because he
29:38
didn't want to make it about himself.
29:41
It's basically just giving Stephen A. Smith
29:43
life, but it's a power move by
29:45
LeBron like Jim McAfee show like on
29:47
the same stage in the biggest LeBron
29:50
Hater, but Yeah, he hates Stephen A
29:52
and Stephen A hates McAfee so yeah
29:54
way to get back a Stephen A
29:56
going on McAfee like that's a you
29:59
got to tip your hat and I
30:01
thought Pat did a really good job
30:03
because Pat does do a good job
30:05
of like asking questions that are uncomfortable
30:08
like just getting right to it the
30:10
one the couple things I like him
30:12
going after Stephen A was fine whatever
30:14
like Stephen A That's the game Stephen
30:17
A wants to be talked about. I
30:19
thought the windy shot was weird Yeah,
30:21
the windy shot was weird Just because
30:23
like I don't think Brian Winhorse ever
30:26
said he's best friends with LeBron. No,
30:28
and he's also everything I've like heard
30:30
from windy He's always pretty effusive in
30:32
praise of like I wouldn't have a
30:35
career for LeBron. Yes, I wasn't in
30:37
the same place same time as LeBron
30:39
James I think maybe what? It's just
30:41
everybody else being like, Wendy is the
30:44
guy that has everything about LeBron. But
30:46
it's also very funny because LeBron, you
30:48
should probably look at your inner circle
30:50
because they're probably the ones talking to
30:53
Wendy. Yeah. Right? Yeah. If I was
30:55
Wendy, I would have been like, I
30:57
wish that LeBron would say that to
30:59
my face because I'd have to swing
31:02
on him. Wendy had the whole media
31:04
responding for him, having his back. Yeah.
31:06
So like, and these are minor things
31:08
because it. Again, overall, I like the
31:11
interview and I thought LeBron was more
31:13
relatable than he's been in a long
31:15
time. The other one that I was
31:17
just like, this is weird. The Janus
31:20
scoring 250 points in the 70s, that
31:22
just feels, it feels desperate of like
31:24
trying to push, you know, I'm the
31:26
goat conversation and it always strikes me
31:29
as weird when guys like bash the...
31:31
people who came before them who not
31:33
only like 70s NBA players games were
31:35
on tape delay guys weren't being paid
31:38
a ton of money they were traveling
31:40
like shit like those guys built what
31:42
the NBA eventually became so you should
31:44
have a little more like reverence for
31:47
those guys I would assume but it's
31:49
also weird to me because if you're
31:51
bashing guys from the 70s what do
31:53
you think is going to happen in
31:56
40 years? You're going to get bashed?
31:58
Yeah. Right. It's like it's like having
32:00
a conversation like everyone knows someone who's
32:02
a big gossip and always has like
32:05
inside you know telling you oh this
32:07
guy's doing this like and they ask
32:09
you what's going on in your life
32:11
and you're just going to tell this
32:14
to everyone else. You can't... If you're
32:16
gonna bash the 70s, they're gonna bash
32:18
you eventually. Or it's like hypothetically, if
32:20
a coach left a job, unceremoniously. Right.
32:23
What do you think he's gonna do
32:25
to your job at some point? Right,
32:27
it's just so weird to me, like
32:29
you're gonna get, it's gonna come around
32:32
on you LeBron. I don't know why,
32:34
you could just take the high road
32:36
and be like. The guys in the
32:38
70s were great in their own way.
32:41
The errors have changed. Basketball has evolved,
32:43
but I appreciate them. And I hope
32:45
people will appreciate what I've done for
32:47
the sport in 40 years. Also, is
32:50
he saying that if you took modern
32:52
day Janus and then just teleported him
32:54
back in time and dropped him in
32:56
the middle of a game, he would
32:59
dominate? Okay, that's probably correct. Yeah, he'd
33:01
probably be the best player by by
33:03
far. But also if you were to
33:05
take. Janus and then have him be
33:08
born in that era right he probably
33:10
would never play in the NBA because
33:12
they didn't scout in Greece correct and
33:14
so LeBron if he had been born
33:17
in that era probably would have been
33:19
a great player great basketball player one
33:21
of the best but would he have
33:23
been as he wouldn't be a carbon
33:26
copy of who he is today would
33:28
he have been able to play for
33:30
20 plus years no way super teams
33:32
didn't exist he might never have won
33:35
a title yeah but he also like
33:37
His career longevity is because of how
33:39
far we've come in sports science. You'd
33:41
think like to bash those guys. They
33:44
were playing in fucking converse and Chuck
33:46
Taylor. Yeah, I don't like him going
33:48
at Wendy. Yeah, Wendy was too much.
33:50
I don't like that. Yeah, Wendy was
33:53
too much. I don't like that. But
33:55
I do like the fact that Stephen
33:57
A is like, I would have swung
33:59
on him if he put hands on
34:02
me. Yeah, I love that. And then
34:04
I also fair play by LeBron, posting.
34:06
It is a great robbery. The other
34:08
two ones I had... I do think
34:11
that's Stephen A. Smith and... Pat McVee
34:13
don't like each other? I think there
34:15
was a report. Definitely. Because he, Stephen
34:17
A's, Stephen A's seemed very complementary to
34:20
Pat McAfee earlier. I think that's been,
34:22
it's been, the beef has been settled,
34:24
but I think there was a beef
34:26
six months ago. Okay. This also, Stephen
34:29
A was in a contract year, so
34:31
I think he probably was, you know,
34:33
angry. Yeah, he's never been on McAfee
34:35
show. Oh, he hasn't? I didn't know
34:38
that. Wow. Wow. So yeah, I mean
34:40
that's not really like I know there
34:42
was a let me confirm that but
34:44
uh Other two funny side pieces of
34:47
the LeBron Versation I saw this This
34:49
tweet from Justin term term mine. Sorry
34:51
if I fucked up your name dude
34:53
Turmine radio host the NBA today four
34:56
to seven Eastern on serious XM The
34:58
most disturbing part of this entire interview
35:00
was the amount of swearing for a
35:02
guy who claims he understands his responsibility
35:05
is a role model. Very disturbing. Makes
35:07
you appreciate guys like Steph Curry even
35:09
more. Very disturbing. Fact. Fact. I was
35:11
disturbed. The part that I liked the
35:14
most was the swearing. Yeah. Yeah. And
35:16
then the other one was, Hank your
35:18
boy, Burke, down bad. Did you see
35:20
that? says that he blocked LeBron's number
35:23
after LeBron and followed him on Twitter.
35:25
perk is down that. I mean, perk
35:27
also was like, that's, does he understand
35:30
what, like blocking someone's number who never
35:32
calls you and who just unfolled you?
35:34
You're blocking somebody that already broke up
35:36
with you. I got your ass. I
35:39
was actually thinking about it. It's probably
35:41
so that he doesn't reach out to
35:43
LeBron. To stop himself. You think, you
35:45
think Perk has LeBron in his phone
35:48
as do not text? He got cut
35:50
off from the Celtics too. He did?
35:52
Yeah. For what? For like talking shit
35:54
last year being like break up the
35:57
J's and you know this team's not
35:59
going to win. title and so he
36:01
like he's not even welcome back
36:03
like within the organization really kd
36:05
kind of roasted him too yeah
36:08
no he's gotten he's he's just
36:10
burned all his bridges damn
36:12
damn that's tough the swearing was
36:14
bad swearing was swearing no it
36:17
wasn't bad it was very
36:19
disturbing it was very disturbing
36:21
okay mop opening day yeah talk
36:24
with Jeff passing in a minute in
36:26
a minute about uh I would say
36:28
everyone should listen because he's great at
36:30
giving us a lot of the nuggets
36:33
story lines rookies that you got to
36:35
watch out for so you can know
36:37
before everyone else knows uh...
36:39
how did everyone's a mob opening day
36:41
go uh... Tyler O'Neill had a home
36:44
run so it went pretty good for
36:46
me six straight opening days crazy he
36:48
was just like i have no idea
36:50
what's going on with me after hit
36:53
this one he's automatic cups
36:55
are one and oh japan Yeah, but
36:57
Maxer want to know with
36:59
an overtime win. So it's
37:01
really we got a point
37:04
too. We don't we don't
37:06
play hockey. We're playing hockey.
37:08
We're playing hockey today. I
37:11
was pumped actually I was
37:13
pumped. Yeah, I was pumped
37:15
McKenzie Gore had 13 strikeouts
37:17
through six innings. Yeah, he was
37:20
Yeah, but Alec bones that
37:22
after the game that was
37:24
because of shadows. Oh, My your guy.
37:26
Yeah, best pitcher in the N. Yeah,
37:28
how many how many strikes? Your guy
37:31
I'm a guy I'm asking you a
37:33
question Zach Wheeler I think you had
37:35
nine you haven't answered Let's see
37:37
look it up memes. How was sodos
37:39
debut? You got a hit in his
37:41
first event. How is his last at
37:44
bat? Not great. Oh bad strike out.
37:46
Oh Yankee's win today. We will win
37:48
tomorrow what? I'm just saying today
37:50
was a win for the Yankees.
37:53
Oh, they dominated are we keeping
37:55
up Are we doing game-by-game score
37:57
on the Yankees Versado?
37:59
Okay. I'd like you to update that
38:01
every time we do a show.
38:04
Today was the Yankees win. All
38:06
right, so when we do Sunday
38:08
show, I want Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
38:10
Done. The best pitcher in baseball
38:12
had eight strikeouts, Max. Eight strikeouts,
38:14
six innings, one run. That's... McKenzie
38:16
Gore had 13 strikeouts, six innings,
38:18
and zero runs. Which one's better?
38:20
7 to 3 the final score.
38:22
No, we're talking about pitching. We're
38:24
talking about the starting pitchers. Okay,
38:26
but they got a point too.
38:28
We got an overtime point. You
38:31
lost the game. Dude, learn how
38:33
score. I have a question for
38:35
Max. I actually already threw this
38:37
out to PFT. We're going to
38:39
talk about this with Jeff passing
38:41
because we were talking about rookies.
38:43
Cam Smith. What you don't like
38:45
check pass? He might have had
38:47
some words for you at the
38:49
end. Camp Smith made the opening
38:51
day roster for the Astros. He
38:53
was part of the Kyle Tucker
38:56
trade. A lot of Cubs fans
38:58
are like, this sucks. Camp Smith's
39:00
gonna be awesome. I think I'm
39:02
rooting for Camp Smith to win
39:04
Ayl Rookie of the year and
39:06
I might even bet it. And
39:08
the Masters. Because if he wins
39:10
Ayl Rookie of the year, then...
39:12
Tom Rickets has to resign Kyle
39:14
Tucker, otherwise it's one of the
39:16
worst trades ever. You think owners
39:18
think that way? I don't know,
39:20
but I'm just, I'm trying to
39:23
think optimistic. It's early, it's opening
39:25
day. Do you think that's stupid?
39:27
I don't think it's stupid. Whatever
39:29
makes you feel better. Well, everyone's
39:31
inclination is if you trade a
39:33
prospect, you don't want him to
39:35
be incredible. And you're like, wow,
39:37
we traded him? I think what
39:39
you're really hoping. Let me cut
39:41
through. Let me cut through. It's
39:43
cold. All right. I was just
39:45
working out. I get it. I
39:48
understand the sentiment entirely. But here's
39:50
what you're doing. You're really hoping
39:52
that your guy is good. and
39:54
that he stays around for a
39:56
long time. Well, Coll Tucker is
39:58
good. But you hope that he
40:00
continues to be good. Right. You
40:02
don't want them to put like
40:04
a Jason Hayward type contract on
40:06
him when he is, when he
40:08
appears to be good, just because
40:10
you don't want to miss out
40:12
on the guy that you traded
40:15
away. And then that contract becomes
40:17
something that you want to get
40:19
rid of for the next four
40:21
years. But Coll Tucker Smith, one's
40:23
rookie of the year. and they
40:25
don't resign Kyle Tucker. Then it's
40:27
a disaster. But you're rooting for
40:29
that? I'm rooting for the pressure
40:31
to be turned up to resign
40:33
Kyle Tucker. And in reality I
40:35
know the other side of this
40:37
is... I mean I guess you
40:40
could you could apply that pressure.
40:42
Right and the other side of
40:44
this which I've thought this all
40:46
through is the real way this
40:48
is probably going to work out
40:50
is Cam Smith will be great
40:52
and then Kyle Tucker won't get
40:54
resigned with the Cubs and Tom
40:56
Rickets... will the only lesson he
40:58
will learn from this is never
41:00
trade prospects and then we'll hold
41:02
on to prospects forever and they'll
41:04
never be good that's also possible
41:07
that's probably the reality it listen
41:09
it was a dumb thought I
41:11
threw it out there I don't
41:13
know it is coke I don't
41:15
know I don't think it's a
41:17
dumb thought you have to protect
41:19
yourself you have to protect yourself
41:21
so maybe I should bet camps
41:23
to win work you have to
41:25
protect yourself somehow I won't judge
41:27
you for how you choose to
41:29
go you want yes long term
41:32
yes and i'd like them to
41:34
do that dumb thought but we'll
41:36
see maybe i'll bet it thought
41:38
yeah also all the bad teams
41:40
one today yeah a lot of
41:42
the bad teams one today so
41:44
you had the marlins they beat
41:46
the the pirates and then you
41:48
had the white socks beat the
41:50
angels my method this year i'm
41:52
not gonna be fading one team
41:54
i'm diversifying oh so i'm gonna
41:56
be fading what i would i
41:59
project to be the three worst
42:01
teams in baseball which would be
42:03
the white socks the Marlons and
42:05
the Rockies. So I'm 0-2 on
42:07
the season on that. Not off
42:09
to a good start. But the
42:11
season's young. Season is young. One
42:13
day. Also, I saw some Yankees
42:15
guys looking a little bit disheveled
42:17
with the new grooming standards. Clean
42:19
it up. I hope, I hope
42:21
that the Yankees come out tomorrow
42:24
and they say, yeah, you know
42:26
when we told you that we
42:28
relaxed the grooming standards? That was
42:30
a test to see who is
42:32
a true Yankee. Yeah, who wants
42:34
to be Yankee? And those of
42:36
you that took advantage of that,
42:38
see ya. I like that. It's
42:40
entrapment. We got you. We found
42:42
out, we weeded it out, cut
42:44
all the guys that aren't true
42:46
Yankees. I like your diversification, although
42:48
it's the reverse Mark Titus, our
42:51
friend Mark Titus bet, the Marlins
42:53
parlaid with the White Sox to
42:55
both win their respective divisions, $5
42:57
to win $350,000. Pretty good. Off
42:59
to $2.0 start. If the season
43:01
ended today, that would cash. Would
43:03
it? Did they beat? Division rivals?
43:05
I don't know if it would.
43:07
I don't know if it would.
43:09
I'm looking at the- No, the
43:11
Marlins beat the Pirates. The Phillies
43:13
also. The Phillies won. Yeah, the
43:16
Phillies won an indivision game, so
43:18
the Phillies are probably- Although technically,
43:20
I'm looking right now, the Marlins
43:22
are listed first, and the White
43:24
Sox are listed second, so- Wow,
43:26
might now work right there. It's
43:28
right there. He just needs 161
43:30
more of those, from both teams,
43:32
who are both gonna lose over
43:34
100 games. Definitely. Okay, let's talk
43:36
some more baseball and we'll be
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here he is talking baseball Jeff
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passing Okay, we now welcome on a
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very special guest friend of the program.
45:50
It is Jeff Passon from ESPN. It
45:52
is opening day. We're gonna air this
45:54
on Friday. So we're already gonna see
45:57
opening day, although technically the Cubs are
45:59
owned. I told you in text,
46:01
I'm not, I'm just not gonna
46:03
acknowledge those two losses. I don't
46:06
think they should count, they should
46:08
have done an exhibition game, but
46:10
it leads into my first
46:12
question for storylines going
46:14
into this baseball season. Are
46:17
the Los Angeles Dodgers bad
46:19
for baseball? Everyone loves asking
46:21
this question and it's, the
46:23
problem with it is if
46:25
I say yes, then I'm lying.
46:27
But if I say no,
46:29
then it infuriates everybody, because
46:31
I think fans of every
46:33
team outside of the Dodgers
46:35
believe that the Dodgers are
46:37
bad for baseball. And I
46:39
understand, like, I get the
46:42
sentiment. They have an incredible
46:44
team. they have a chance to win
46:46
more games than any team in
46:48
Major League Baseball history this season
46:50
if they can manage to stay
46:52
healthy. And when you put everything
46:54
against the backdrop of that and
46:56
of the fact that they're going
46:58
to spend a half billion dollars
47:01
this year when you've got a
47:03
handful of teams that have payrolls
47:05
under a hundred million dollars and
47:07
were so conditioned to this parody
47:09
salary wise because the NFL and
47:11
the NHL all have salary caps,
47:13
it... Of course, it must be
47:15
that the Dodgers are ruining the
47:17
sport. And yet when I pull
47:20
back and try and look at
47:22
this rationally, they are
47:24
playing in a collective
47:27
bargaining agreement that was
47:29
agreed to by all 30 owners. Now
47:31
I bring that up because they
47:33
decided for this system.
47:36
Right. What the Dodgers have done
47:38
is they've taken the natural
47:40
advantages that they've had and
47:42
used them incredibly well. Like
47:44
if the Dodgers sucked at
47:46
developing players, or if the Dodgers
47:49
sucked at Analytics, or if the
47:51
Dodgers sucked at any of the
47:53
areas where they're actually good, they
47:55
wouldn't be this seemingly unbeatable machine
47:58
that we see right. now, the
48:00
problem is when you have a system
48:02
that operates like Major League Baseballs, and
48:04
then you have a team that not only
48:07
has that financial advantage, but is
48:09
incredibly smart with how it deploys
48:11
its resources to, you have the
48:13
opportunity for a team that looks
48:15
unstoppable. and the only way to
48:17
remedy that is is not through
48:19
a salary cap because if Major
48:21
League Baseball when the collective bargaining
48:24
agreement expires in December 2026 says
48:26
the only way we're gonna go
48:28
back to playing again is under
48:30
a salary cap system we're not
48:32
going to have baseball in 2027
48:34
right like it is Plain and
48:36
simple. They're not going to be,
48:38
players are not going to be
48:40
bullied and cajoled into accepting a
48:42
cap because the notion that the
48:44
cap is like this panacea, that
48:46
it's going to fix all of
48:48
baseball's problems, no. A cap would
48:50
not necessarily do that. It would
48:52
help in some regards, but it
48:55
wouldn't fix things. Right. And so
48:57
because of that, I think we
48:59
have to live with the idea
49:01
that we've seen a team like
49:03
the Dodgers in the past. They're
49:05
called the New York Yankees. This
49:07
was the narrative throughout the early
49:09
2000s, the late 90s when salary
49:12
disparity really started. coming into baseball.
49:14
And what the Yankees did is
49:16
they spent themselves into a bad
49:19
position. We've seen the New York
49:21
Mets guys spend themselves into a
49:23
bad place. Money does not necessarily
49:26
equal success in Major League Baseball.
49:28
It allows you to make mistakes
49:31
and it gives you opportunity at
49:33
those high level players that some
49:35
teams just don't have access to.
49:37
And that's not great. Like if you
49:40
want to say that part is bad. I would
49:42
agree with you on that, but is
49:44
it bad enough where you're going to
49:46
put constraints in place that ultimately hurt
49:49
the players, the people who we watch
49:51
these games for? We don't watch it
49:53
for the laundry, we watch it to
49:55
watch incredible athletes doing incredible things, and
49:58
if you're trying to do something... that
50:00
harms them in the name of parody.
50:02
You're barking up the wrong tree. All
50:04
right, so I'm gonna wait for this
50:07
season to happen to answer that last
50:09
question. Is it bad enough that we
50:11
need to change everything? Because if the
50:14
Dodgers win like 125 games and then
50:16
sweep their way to the World Series,
50:18
then I'm just gonna play the results
50:20
and be like, yeah, it's broken. How
50:23
many games do you think they actually
50:25
can win? Because they are, they won
50:27
the World Series last year, and then
50:30
they added. a ton of pitching and
50:32
it feels like even if they have
50:34
some injuries they have guys that could
50:37
step up like realistically is the record
50:39
something that you could like be like
50:41
yeah we could be talking about this
50:43
in late August. Yeah I mean we're
50:46
looking at 116 games from the Seattle
50:48
Mariners and let's not forget that Mariners
50:50
team bombed out like in the first
50:53
round of the playoffs too. So that's
50:55
like when I try to to answer
50:57
that question the Dodgers good or bad
50:59
for baseball. Right. One of the things
51:02
I always go back to is that
51:04
I can more or less guarantee that
51:06
the Dodgers are going to be in
51:09
the postseason and there are only 12
51:11
playoff spots. So there's a lot of
51:13
value in that. But let's look past
51:15
2024 and back to 2023. They got
51:18
swept right in the first round by
51:20
the Arizona Diamondbacks. So it took back
51:22
to 2022. They got beaten by the
51:25
San Diego Padres. Let's look back. beyond
51:27
2020 when they won the COVID World
51:29
Series. They hadn't won a World Series
51:32
since 1988 and they have been spending
51:34
not quite to this level, but pretty
51:36
similarly over that time. And so the
51:38
great equalizer in baseball is that its
51:41
postseason is just kind of a crapshoot.
51:43
Like even the best team is gonna
51:45
go into a series. with a 60%
51:48
chance of winning, not a whole lot
51:50
higher than that. Right now, if you
51:52
look at the Dodgers like the most
51:54
favorable projections, have them like a 25%
51:57
chance to win the World Series. Now,
51:59
if you ask me, would you take
52:01
the Dodgers or the field, even though
52:04
the... suggests otherwise I'd probably still say
52:06
the Dodgers just because beyond their stars
52:08
guys they have so much depth in
52:10
the organization and depth matters. Death allows
52:13
you to weather the injuries. Death allows
52:15
you to weather the injuries. Death allows
52:17
you to weather the ineffectiveness from some
52:20
guys you might not have expected and
52:22
that's one thing the Dodgers have done
52:24
incredibly well. They they have developed players
52:27
who can either step in for free
52:29
agents who leave or be there when
52:31
guys get hurt. Yeah I think they
52:33
might be bad for baseball though. Because
52:36
here's why, hear me out. Now we're
52:38
not complaining about the Yankees being bad
52:40
for baseball. We're complaining about the Dodgers
52:43
being bad for baseball. And I miss
52:45
that. I miss being able to do
52:47
that. You were talking about the salary,
52:49
you know, obviously with a league that
52:52
doesn't have the same salary cap, like
52:54
the NFL does, it's not built for
52:56
parody. Has there been more discussion about
52:59
the salary floor and having a high
53:01
salary floor? So some of these teams
53:03
that, you know, get away with not
53:05
spending any money at any money at
53:08
all? Some would say it's disrespectful to
53:10
their fan base, they're just printing money,
53:12
they know they don't have to win
53:15
to make money. Has there been a
53:17
discussion about incorporating that into the next
53:19
CBA? A floor comes with a cap,
53:22
a cap comes with a floor, the
53:24
two shall never be separated. And you
53:26
know, as somebody who looks at like
53:28
the Pittsburgh Pirates and sees Paul Skeens
53:31
on a near minimum contract and sees
53:33
Jared Jones before he got hurt, but
53:35
Mitch Keller, they've got Bubba Chandler coming
53:38
up, like the Pirates have an incredible
53:40
pitching staff and they didn't do shit
53:42
this off season. And it, you know,
53:44
like... I should be the person who's
53:47
yelling about this because I live in
53:49
Kansas City because I grew up in
53:51
Cleveland because I embody like the Midwestern
53:54
thought process when it comes to sports.
53:56
And you know, when you have a
53:58
team like the Pirates, I look at
54:00
them and I'm like, try. Just once.
54:03
to feel a winning team. I look
54:05
at Cleveland. They traded Andrez Jimenez, lost
54:07
Josh Naylor this off season. They won
54:10
the American League Central last year. Another
54:12
team didn't do shit. And it just
54:14
bothers me as a sports fan and
54:17
somebody who loves nothing more. than widespread
54:19
competitiveness, that some of these teams that
54:21
are in position to go out and
54:23
potentially win world series don't treat their
54:26
seasons like it. It's disrespectful to fans,
54:28
it's disrespectful to the game. And listen,
54:30
I would love for there to be
54:33
a salary floor in place in order
54:35
to force some of these teams to
54:37
go and spend. We saw this off
54:39
season, the Oakland A's. actually went out,
54:42
sorry, that's a, the A's, not open
54:44
anymore, but the A's went out this
54:46
off season and spent some money. And
54:49
the reason PFT, they did that is
54:51
because they were in position for the
54:53
Major League Baseball Players Association to file
54:55
a grievance for them not spending enough
54:58
of their revenue sharing money. Now, that
55:00
was enough of a threat for them
55:02
to go out and spend, but It
55:05
wasn't seemingly enough of a threat for
55:07
the Miami Marlins who were in the
55:09
same position to go out and do
55:12
that. I understand if you're going to
55:14
like pull back and do a full
55:16
rebuild, it kind of makes sense just
55:18
to bottom out what your what your
55:21
payroll is going to be. But that
55:23
doesn't make the game better. And when
55:25
too many teams are doing that, when
55:28
the when the lack of incentives to
55:30
win are in place. It's problematic for
55:32
the sport, which is why I think
55:34
MLB in the Players Association in particular
55:37
did a really good job in the
55:39
past collective bargaining agreement of draft pick
55:41
penalties where you can't pick multiple years
55:44
in a row inside of the lottery.
55:46
If you are at a certain salary
55:48
level or a certain market level. So
55:50
there are little things that are helping,
55:53
but they haven't like solved the problem
55:55
at this point yet. And it's why
55:57
when we get to that collection. bargaining
56:00
time, like you need smart people in
56:02
the room to make decisions that positively
56:04
impact the sport writ large. Yeah. All
56:07
right. So let's do NLAL. So NL
56:09
is I would say is more. you
56:11
know, top heavy than the AL. It
56:13
feels like obviously you have the Dodgers,
56:16
the Mets spend a lot of money,
56:18
the Braves are getting a bunch of
56:20
guys back, including Acuna. So in the
56:23
NL, is there a team that you
56:25
have circled as like, hey, this is
56:27
a team that no one's looking at
56:29
that could possibly break through this Mets
56:32
Dodgers Braves, possibly Phillies, diamond backs, like
56:34
top of the NL that looks top
56:36
heavy? I think people are sleeping on
56:39
Cincinnati a little bit. You know, Ellie
56:41
Dela Cruz has a chance to be
56:43
a super duper star. And Matt McLean,
56:46
who's in second baseman there, was out
56:48
all of last season. He's an all-star
56:50
caliber player and Hunter Green at the
56:52
front of their rotation. And they're managed
56:55
by Terry Francona, who all he's done
56:57
throughout his career is win. The Reds
56:59
sort of stagnated last year. I think
57:02
I might have picked them to win
57:04
the Central last year. But in a
57:06
division as wide open as that is,
57:08
I like a team that has some
57:11
youth on its side. I like a
57:13
team that has a little bit of
57:15
energy going on and the Reds feel
57:18
like they could be that team this
57:20
year because you're right. In the National
57:22
League, you've got your clearly established teams
57:24
that are either going to be good
57:27
all the way to great. In the
57:29
East. It's the Braves, the Phillies, and
57:31
the Mets. In the Central, I don't
57:34
know if anyone's good. All five could
57:36
win that division, frankly. And in the
57:38
West, the Dodgers clearly at the top,
57:41
but the Diamondbacks had the best offense
57:43
in baseball last year and added Corbin
57:45
Burns, the best free agent starting pitcher
57:47
this off season. The Padres still have
57:50
a ton of talent and did a
57:52
good job adding Nick Pavetta to a
57:54
rotation that really needed another stuff. And
57:57
the Giants are an improved team and
57:59
it'll be interesting to see A, how
58:01
Willie Adomis plays there and B, how
58:03
much Justin Verlander, who's like well into
58:06
his 40s now, has left. Yeah. So
58:08
in that central, we got to check
58:10
in on the health of our guy
58:13
Christian Yelich. He's very important to this
58:15
podcast for reasons. We could get into
58:17
with you, but I don't think you
58:19
want to hear about. Well, actually, let's
58:22
ask him if there's no way you're
58:24
aware of it. I am happy to
58:26
say that I am not aware. It's
58:29
for the best. Please enlighten me. So
58:31
we had back surgery, right? Are we
58:33
thinking that a guy like Christian Yelich
58:36
would be able to compete in the
58:38
home run derby this year? I don't
58:40
give a shit about that. Why do
58:42
you? Where's the connection? It's very important
58:45
to us. If Christian Yelich ever wins
58:47
a home run derby in his career,
58:49
we have to eat each other's asses.
58:52
Yeah. Okay, I do suddenly give a
58:54
shot. Yeah, right, it's very important to
58:56
us. How can you not be romantic
58:58
about baseball? Could he compete? I don't
59:01
know if he could. But I do
59:03
know that I have some favors to
59:05
call it. Well, there was a year
59:08
that he hurt his back right before.
59:10
So this all comes from we, he's
59:12
been a friend of ours for a
59:14
while now. We first had him on
59:17
him, think, 2017, and we were joking
59:19
with him that he doesn't really have
59:21
a good home run swing, and it
59:24
was also the time that there was
59:26
a porn going around where the guy
59:28
in the porn was a doppelganger for
59:31
Christianeel, she looked exactly like him. And
59:33
we brought it up to him. And
59:35
then it just went to that, you
59:37
know, the old like, I'll eat my
59:40
column. PFT, I were like, well, we'll
59:42
eat each other's asses. So, but you're
59:44
saying he probably can't. No, no, I'm
59:47
not. In fact, I'm rooting really hard
59:49
for it now. I'm gonna make sure
59:51
that like the juice, like the especially
59:53
juice balls are there for him. Oh,
59:56
yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. So the
59:58
A.L. I feel like after I watched,
1:00:00
I watched the latest White Lotus last
1:00:03
night. Yeah. This is like a very
1:00:05
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And now here's more. or Jeff Passon.
1:01:59
In the NL, can you give us,
1:02:02
like, who do you think, who should
1:02:04
be keeping an eye on for rookies?
1:02:06
Like, upstarts, that we're gonna want to
1:02:09
know their names, but we know their
1:02:11
names now because you just gave them
1:02:13
to us. Yeah. You know, the rookie
1:02:16
class this year. is not all that
1:02:18
great. On the national league side, the
1:02:20
guy who I picked, I mentioned him
1:02:22
a little earlier, is Bubba Chandler with
1:02:25
the Pirates. And I think you guys
1:02:27
will, I don't know if you saw
1:02:29
this story, but I think you'll appreciate
1:02:32
it. So Paul Skeens, you know, probably
1:02:34
the best pitcher in baseball right now,
1:02:36
after less than a year in the
1:02:38
big leagues, gets named opening day starter
1:02:41
for the Pirates. And Bubba Chandler was
1:02:43
a guy who I think he went
1:02:45
to Clemson to play football, got drafted,
1:02:48
was a two-way player, like just an
1:02:50
extraordinarily athletic guy, but Pirates made him
1:02:52
a full-time pitcher, fastball up to 100
1:02:55
now, great breaking stuff, good control and
1:02:57
commit, like he's going to be a
1:02:59
guy. I picked him to win rookie
1:03:01
of the year this year, but on
1:03:04
the day Paul Skeens was named opening
1:03:06
day starter. He got a text from
1:03:08
Bubba Chandler, and I don't have the
1:03:11
exact words, but it essentially said, enjoy
1:03:13
it while it lasts, because next year
1:03:15
I'm going to be starting opening day.
1:03:17
Wow, I love that. I adore that.
1:03:20
The guy hasn't thrown a pitch in
1:03:22
the big leagues yet, and he's got
1:03:24
the balls to text the guy who
1:03:27
is best at what they do right
1:03:29
now and say, get out of my
1:03:31
way. And that's, I mean. confidence, it's
1:03:33
swag. That's a dog. A big Bubba
1:03:36
Chandler fan already. Yeah, it's a great
1:03:38
bubble move too. Yeah, I like my
1:03:40
Bubba's a little cocky. Yes, absolutely. All
1:03:43
right, so what about the AL rookies?
1:03:45
We get, we, because PFT is right,
1:03:47
we just need to basically come away
1:03:50
from this and our listeners do where
1:03:52
they can just say, oh yeah, you're
1:03:54
about Bubba Chandler, he might be better
1:03:56
than Paul. American League. He started off
1:03:59
this season as potentially the second baseman
1:04:01
or the favorite going in for the
1:04:03
Red Sox after being minor league player
1:04:06
the year last year and he just
1:04:08
kind of stunk at the beginning of
1:04:10
spring training and there was you know
1:04:12
the the gloss wore off a little
1:04:15
bit but the Red Sox believe in
1:04:17
the bat and I understand why it's
1:04:19
an unorthodox swing but he's got incredible
1:04:22
contact skills and you know through through
1:04:24
this work I wrote a story about
1:04:26
this earlier this spring on Roman Anthony
1:04:28
Marcellemyre and Campbell the big three prospects
1:04:31
with the Red Sox and Boston's doing
1:04:33
like a bit different form of training
1:04:35
of hitters than there used to be
1:04:38
and hitting has fallen so far behind
1:04:40
pitching in Major League Baseball that it
1:04:42
is one of those things that's kind
1:04:45
of broken and could use some fixing.
1:04:47
And I think these guys with Campbell
1:04:49
actually winding up making the Red Sox
1:04:51
opening day roster, playing at second base,
1:04:54
forcing Alex, pregnant over a third, and
1:04:56
Raphael Devers to be DH. He's, you
1:04:58
know, he's the favorite, I would say,
1:05:01
at this point. Do not sleep on
1:05:03
Jackson Job, right-hander with the Detroit Tigers,
1:05:05
who's in their rotation, as well as
1:05:07
Cam Smith, who. Big Cat I think
1:05:10
you might know Cam Smith's name. He
1:05:12
was one of the players who went
1:05:14
to the Houston Astros and the Kyle
1:05:17
Tucker trade. Yeah. And less than a
1:05:19
year after being drafted, he's making the
1:05:21
Astros opening day roster and is going
1:05:23
to be their starting right fielder and
1:05:26
was one of the best hitters in
1:05:28
the Great Fruit League this spring. Oh,
1:05:30
that will be fun when the Cubs
1:05:33
don't resign. Yeah. That's going to be
1:05:35
a lot of fun. When Rick, it's
1:05:37
like, I can't find the money for
1:05:40
it, we just have so many restaurants
1:05:42
and luxury seating and Riggly now. All
1:05:44
right, so who's going to win the
1:05:46
ale? Like that, it is wide open.
1:05:49
Does it not, like, it feels like,
1:05:51
especially with Garrett Cole getting hurt, John
1:05:53
Carlos Stanton, I don't even think we
1:05:56
counted as an injury because it's kind
1:05:58
of to be expected. but it's a
1:06:00
weird injury too. What is that? He's
1:06:02
got issues with both elbows. Oh, we
1:06:05
talked about this. Yeah, that's right. My
1:06:07
dog had the same thing. I can
1:06:09
give you a little bit of insight.
1:06:12
My dog had bilateral elbow injuries, fixed
1:06:14
him up, or he's been about three
1:06:16
months in a crate, gave him a lot
1:06:18
of trasadone, anxiety medication. He
1:06:21
wore a cone. Then he got
1:06:23
out, he's good as new now. So have
1:06:25
the Yankees he's considered putting him
1:06:27
in a crate. John Carlow
1:06:29
Stanton in a cone of shame. It is
1:06:31
a weird, it's a really strange thing for
1:06:33
a baseball player to have like both elbows
1:06:35
give out at the exact same time. But
1:06:37
do the Yankees still have hope? Because they've
1:06:40
got other, they've got some really good
1:06:42
players. They've got a good roster still.
1:06:44
Yeah. The Yankees hope is the fact that
1:06:46
they reside in the American League. Because
1:06:48
if you drop them into the National
1:06:50
League, their fifth, sixth, seventh, seventh, eighth
1:06:53
best team. I, you know, before Garrett
1:06:55
Cole needed Tommy John surgery, I still
1:06:57
had the Yankees winning the American League
1:06:59
East. I do not have that as
1:07:01
the case anymore. I don't have them
1:07:03
making the playoffs. And I feel like
1:07:05
this is like potential asshole zone for
1:07:07
me because I didn't have them making
1:07:09
the playoffs last year either. And they
1:07:11
made it to the World Series. It's
1:07:13
not that I'm like. a Yankee hater
1:07:15
because I don't think that's the case.
1:07:17
I just look at them and there
1:07:20
are so few things with the Yankees
1:07:22
that I can point at and say,
1:07:24
yes, that is going to happen. I
1:07:26
know Aaron Judge is going to have
1:07:29
a very good year as long as
1:07:31
he's healthy. He has consistently done so.
1:07:33
and is going to be in the
1:07:35
Hall of Fame and is the best
1:07:38
hitter in baseball right now. But beyond
1:07:40
that, do I know that Austin Wells
1:07:42
is going to be a success at
1:07:44
leadoff hitter? I do not. Do
1:07:47
I know that Jazz Chisholm is
1:07:49
going to take that leap forward
1:07:51
we've been waiting years for? No.
1:07:54
Don't know that either. Don't know
1:07:56
about Anthony Volpi or Jason Dominguez.
1:07:59
Be a... top of the rotation
1:08:01
guy? How does Max Freed, who's been
1:08:03
consistently awesome throughout his career in Atlanta,
1:08:05
transition to New York? All of these
1:08:07
different things that are up in the
1:08:09
air, give me pause about the Yankees,
1:08:12
but I'll also acknowledge that if a
1:08:14
few of these things hit right, the
1:08:16
Yankees very easily could not only win
1:08:18
the American League East, but could win
1:08:20
the Pennant again. Like, this is a
1:08:22
team who's sealing. is pretty high still
1:08:25
even after the coal injury. But the
1:08:27
floor happens to be lower, I think,
1:08:29
than it is in typical years for
1:08:31
the Yankees. Okay. Okay. So what other
1:08:33
teams in the AL should be looking
1:08:35
out for in terms of like, hey,
1:08:38
this team, maybe people aren't talking
1:08:40
about them, but this is a team
1:08:42
that if everything goes right, they could be
1:08:44
in the mix come October. I
1:08:46
apologize for doing like a long checklist
1:08:48
here, but that's how wide open the
1:08:50
American League is. It's like, I mean,
1:08:52
you can make an argument for every
1:08:54
team. Tampa Bay, Shane McClanahan, turns out,
1:08:56
isn't that hurt, coming back from Tommy
1:08:58
John's surgery now and headlining a really
1:09:00
good rotation and an excellent bullpen, Junior
1:09:02
Camenero with the rays is going to
1:09:04
be a superstar and this is going
1:09:06
to be his first full season playing.
1:09:08
So I can see the rays doing
1:09:10
it. The Blue Jays. I have them
1:09:12
at the bottom of the bottom of
1:09:14
the A. right now, but if Vlad
1:09:16
Guerrero and Boboushette have the years that they
1:09:19
have, Vlad last year and both the years
1:09:21
before that, they're both impending free agents, they
1:09:23
could lead the teams of the playoffs. The
1:09:25
Red Sox, I have winning the division, I
1:09:28
feel good about what they did, getting Garrett
1:09:30
Crochet and Alex pregnant this winter. And let's
1:09:32
not forget about the Orioles who won 101
1:09:34
games a couple years ago and made the
1:09:37
playoffs last season. I think people are sleeping
1:09:39
on them a little bit. In the Central,
1:09:41
the Twins, the Twins, bad year last year,
1:09:43
always questions about health. But they've got a
1:09:46
lot of slugging that lineup and they're
1:09:48
starting pitching with Pablo Lopez and Bailey
1:09:50
Ober at the top of that rotation.
1:09:52
They have a chance to be pretty
1:09:54
good. Kansas City made the playoffs last
1:09:56
year. Great pitching and my pick for
1:09:58
American League MVP Bobby Witt. I've got
1:10:00
Detroit winning the Central with Terrick
1:10:02
Scuba and so many other great
1:10:04
starting pitchers in that rotation. And
1:10:06
AJ Hinch is a manager just
1:10:08
like he gets how to construct
1:10:10
lineups and use the platoon advantage
1:10:12
in his favor. Cleveland won the
1:10:14
division last year. I'm not really
1:10:17
on them, but they're also one
1:10:19
of those teams. That surprises. Seattle
1:10:21
playoffs two years ago 88 and
1:10:23
85 wins the last two seasons
1:10:25
a great starting rotation and today
1:10:27
they sign Cal Raleigh to an
1:10:29
extension Cal Raleigh's nickname is Big
1:10:31
Dumper because he's got a fat-ass
1:10:33
and it's like honestly it's the
1:10:35
best nickname in baseball right now
1:10:37
and love love him as a
1:10:39
player won a Platinum glove leader
1:10:41
in the clubhouse the A's are
1:10:43
going to be better this year
1:10:45
I'm not sure if they're a
1:10:47
playoff team quite yet the Astros
1:10:49
seemingly always are a playoff team
1:10:51
and You know, trading Kyle Tucker
1:10:53
and getting Camp Smith back, in
1:10:55
addition to Eastock Paradeus, who's going
1:10:57
to absolutely abuse the short porch
1:10:59
and left field, the Astros still have
1:11:02
a chance to be good. But the
1:11:04
team I'm picking to win the pennant
1:11:06
is the Texas Rangers. They won the
1:11:08
World Series two years ago. They were
1:11:10
pretty awful last year, but they get
1:11:12
Jacob DeGrom back to headline that rotation
1:11:15
this season. You know, Kumar Rocker and
1:11:17
Jack Light are both really good young
1:11:19
arms. And when you look at the
1:11:21
lineup that Corey Seeger and Marcus
1:11:23
Simeon up the middle, Josh Young
1:11:25
at third base, they traded for
1:11:27
Jake Berger at first base, Wyatt
1:11:29
Lankford, Evan Carter in the outfield,
1:11:31
they have good catching with. Jonah
1:11:33
Hime and Kyle Goshiyoka, like on
1:11:35
and on. If the Rangers bullpen
1:11:37
can perform, or if at the
1:11:39
trade deadline they can go out and
1:11:42
get some high end relief arms, I
1:11:44
think they have probably the highest ceiling
1:11:46
in. Okay, so there were two teams
1:11:49
you didn't mention, White Sox, we don't
1:11:51
have to talk about because they're,
1:11:53
I mean, they're a joke, Jerry Rinesorf
1:11:56
should sell the team. The other one, Mike
1:11:58
Trout, he's gonna be back. Could this
1:12:00
be the year? You know, I remember
1:12:02
I went to spring training with the
1:12:05
angels on the day trout was
1:12:07
going to talk two years ago
1:12:09
for the first time. And it
1:12:11
had been coming off a season
1:12:13
where he'd gotten hurt, which has
1:12:15
been sadly like an all too
1:12:17
frequent thing lately. And we posed
1:12:19
him the question like, do you
1:12:21
have any inclination to leave? Would
1:12:23
you waive your no trade clause?
1:12:26
to go to a contender. And
1:12:28
he said, I feel like I
1:12:30
have unfinished business here. Now, he
1:12:32
hasn't said anything to the contrary
1:12:34
since, but like guys, we gotta
1:12:36
remember, Mike Trout is 33 years old
1:12:38
now. I'm not gonna say he's entirely
1:12:40
past his prime because I think if
1:12:42
we have like a full healthy year
1:12:45
of Mike Trout, he can still be
1:12:47
a guy who puts up a thousand
1:12:49
OPS and looks like one of the
1:12:51
best players in the game. But he's
1:12:53
been around for 14 years now. He's
1:12:55
had 14 years of Artie Moreno
1:12:58
bullshit. And it just goes to
1:13:00
show you the importance of ownership.
1:13:02
I don't know if this is
1:13:05
the same way in other sports.
1:13:07
You guys can tell me in
1:13:09
football especially. because like I don't
1:13:11
know who's considered the good owners or
1:13:14
the bad owners in football but the
1:13:16
way that Artie Moreno has run the
1:13:18
Los Angeles Angels in the 20 or
1:13:20
so years he's on the team and
1:13:22
especially over the last decade and a
1:13:24
half since Mike Trout's been around like
1:13:26
let's look at it this way they
1:13:29
had Mike Trout in his prime with
1:13:31
Shohe Otani for six years and
1:13:33
they did not make the postseason
1:13:35
once. That is It's insane. As
1:13:37
somebody who was, you know,
1:13:40
the biggest Mike Trout stand
1:13:42
imaginable during his best years,
1:13:44
you know, the year that Miguel Cabrera
1:13:47
wins the triple crown, I'm arguing
1:13:49
that Trout should have been MVP
1:13:51
anyway, because I, like, that wasn't
1:13:53
just like a, you know, hot
1:13:56
take, I just, he was a
1:13:58
better player that year. Cabrera did
1:14:00
was incredible. Trout was just
1:14:02
better than him. It saddens
1:14:04
me that Mike Trout might never know
1:14:07
what winning feels like. Yeah. Because what
1:14:09
are we doing this for? Like what's
1:14:11
the whole purpose of athletes going
1:14:13
out? There's the individual accomplishment that
1:14:15
you want. They're the goals you
1:14:18
set and that you try to
1:14:20
meet. And that gives you some
1:14:22
feeling of fulfillment. But at the end
1:14:24
of the day... You want to win something
1:14:26
with the people who you spend
1:14:29
seven or eight months in close
1:14:31
proximity with, with some of your
1:14:33
best friends in the world, because
1:14:35
coming together as a team and
1:14:37
achieving something like that beats anything
1:14:39
you can do individually. And Mike
1:14:41
Trout simply has never had that
1:14:43
in his professional career. Yeah, you won
1:14:45
the Super Bowl this year, though. He's
1:14:47
pumped for his eagles. Yeah, yeah, but you're
1:14:50
right. It's like, how could that not
1:14:52
get to you on a day-to-day, year basis?
1:14:54
You go to work every day, you don't
1:14:56
win, your teammates are bummed out
1:14:58
a lot. I would like to see him win.
1:15:00
I'd like to see Mike Trout go to
1:15:03
a better place, a place that'll take
1:15:05
care of him. I don't know what team
1:15:07
that would be, where he would want
1:15:09
to go, but yeah, maybe the unfinished
1:15:11
business is like, yeah, they send me
1:15:13
my check every two weeks and it's
1:15:16
pretty good check. So I'm going to
1:15:18
continue with that business. Do you
1:15:20
think is Rendon going to play at
1:15:22
all this here? he is that guy
1:15:24
yeah that guy's amazing yeah i mean
1:15:27
he really he really really is amazing
1:15:29
like there there were two contracts the
1:15:31
winter he signed with the angels
1:15:33
that were for seven years
1:15:35
and 245 million dollars it
1:15:37
was Anthony Rendon and it
1:15:40
was Stephen Strasbourg and the total
1:15:42
production that their teams are going
1:15:44
to get for the half billion
1:15:46
or so dollars that they spent
1:15:48
on those players it's unbelievable and
1:15:51
and and it shows why like
1:15:53
Owners in baseball are so hesitant
1:15:55
to give out deals like that. I
1:15:57
get it because they can go sideways.
1:15:59
so fast and in in Rendon's
1:16:01
case like I'm not going to
1:16:04
say he never liked playing baseball
1:16:06
because I don't think that's true.
1:16:08
But it was never like his
1:16:10
passion. It was never what he
1:16:12
lived for. He was never like
1:16:14
a grinder. He was just extraordinarily
1:16:16
talented at something, got paid an
1:16:18
obscene amount of money, and hasn't
1:16:20
been able to get back out
1:16:23
there. Yeah. What about the Astros?
1:16:25
No matter what we do, no
1:16:27
matter what we do, we'll never
1:16:29
get rid of the Astros. They'll
1:16:31
never get rid of the Astros.
1:16:33
They're always going to be hanging
1:16:35
around. They're going to be pesky.
1:16:37
They're going to be showing up
1:16:39
in the post-up. I mean, there's
1:16:41
no one left really. Like, after
1:16:44
Bregman left this off season, it's
1:16:46
like Jose Altouve and Lance McCullers
1:16:48
are really the only ones left
1:16:50
from the cheating team. And, and.
1:16:52
you know altoofa is going to
1:16:54
be there forever like he's the
1:16:56
the Astro of lifetime Astros but
1:16:58
they still have your nauveres who
1:17:00
is one of the best hitters
1:17:02
in baseball and adding camsmith uh...
1:17:05
has you know has sort of
1:17:07
reinvigorated potentially that lineup and they've
1:17:09
still got fromreveldes uh... spencer aragetti
1:17:11
hunter brown like the Astros have
1:17:13
done a good job of developing
1:17:15
starting pitching as you saw carlos
1:17:17
korea and George Springer and some
1:17:19
of the court you know Alex
1:17:21
Bregman, the core guys of not
1:17:23
just the cheating championship but the
1:17:26
one they won after that as
1:17:28
well. But yeah, the the Astros,
1:17:30
they're an interesting organization because it's
1:17:32
it's one of those teams where
1:17:34
other like people from other organizations
1:17:36
love shitting on the Astros. Like
1:17:38
absolutely love it. And I think
1:17:40
some of it goes back to
1:17:42
the cheating, but some of it
1:17:44
they just don't believe that they're
1:17:47
particularly well run, and yet they
1:17:49
make that trade with Tucker, and
1:17:51
it's immediately paying dividends. Yeah. All
1:17:53
right, Jeff, I got one last
1:17:55
question for you. This has been
1:17:57
fun. I'm ready for baseball. There's
1:17:59
always something about opening day. That
1:18:01
just, it just, it feels good.
1:18:03
It's a fun day. Robak question.
1:18:05
You know, you know, Big Cat,
1:18:08
you know what it is? It
1:18:10
is spring telling us it has
1:18:12
arrived. You're right. That's what it
1:18:14
is. In spring, I don't know
1:18:16
how you guys feel about spring,
1:18:18
but living in the Midwest, spring
1:18:20
is when the sun starts coming
1:18:22
out. I walk outside in spring,
1:18:24
you know, I can wear shorts
1:18:26
and t-shirts in the middle of
1:18:29
the winter because I don't know
1:18:31
when it happened that children's skin
1:18:33
suddenly became impervious to cold weather.
1:18:35
I feel like this is a
1:18:37
new generation. I don't know if
1:18:39
your kids are like that. My
1:18:41
kids fight me with coats every
1:18:43
day and it's just like, it's
1:18:45
like 10 degrees. I'm like, you
1:18:47
need a coat. They're like, it's
1:18:50
not that cold. Like, what are
1:18:52
you talking about? But no, you
1:18:54
go outside and you see the
1:18:56
sun every day and I think
1:18:58
that's why opening day feels good
1:19:00
because it is introducing us to
1:19:02
the season that makes us happy.
1:19:04
Yeah, I'd agree. I'd agree. I'd
1:19:06
agree. All right. So rowback question
1:19:08
R.H.O. B.A.C.com. Promocote. watch as much
1:19:11
of the other sports, but I
1:19:13
assume that you are at least
1:19:15
generally aware of Travis Hunter who
1:19:17
played for Colorado this year, gonna
1:19:19
be a top pick, Heisman Trophy
1:19:21
winner. If you had to just
1:19:23
make a, just a gun to
1:19:25
your head, Travis Hunter or Show
1:19:27
Hey Otani, who's more impressive at
1:19:29
what they're doing? Show He
1:19:32
Otani because he has done it at
1:19:34
the big league level and I don't,
1:19:36
by the way, to be clear, Travis
1:19:39
Hunter absolutely should play cornerback and wide
1:19:41
receiver in the NFL. 100% if you
1:19:43
have the ability to have a guy
1:19:46
out there who can impact both sides
1:19:48
of the ball, why would you limit
1:19:50
him from doing so? Particularly if he's
1:19:53
on a rookie contract, which is short
1:19:55
enough where you're not locking him up
1:19:57
long-term. and you're not going to have
1:20:00
any of like the wear and tear
1:20:02
issues later on in life, it's the
1:20:04
NFL, you can get rid of them
1:20:07
anyway. Contracts aren't guaranteed. But Otani being
1:20:09
elite at both levels, at the highest
1:20:11
level of baseball, if Travis Hunter can
1:20:14
be an all-pro cornerback and an all-pro
1:20:16
wide receiver in the same season, Get
1:20:18
back to me and we'll have a
1:20:21
conversation. And I am not minimizing in
1:20:23
any way. He's awesome. I love watching
1:20:25
him play, but it's just a matter
1:20:28
of levels, I think. Counterpoint, Otani doesn't
1:20:30
tackle anybody. And Otani has never won
1:20:32
a Heisman. Both true. Hunters never won
1:20:35
an MVP and I'd like to see
1:20:37
him hit a 95 mile per hour
1:20:39
fastball or throw a ball 95. Good
1:20:41
point. Good point. Good point. Yeah, our
1:20:44
producer Hank is an idiot and he
1:20:46
said that he thought Travis Hunter was
1:20:48
more impressive than Joe. And we were
1:20:51
like, hey dude. I didn't know your
1:20:53
analingus. Christian Yellich, sorry, but I did
1:20:55
know that Hank's addiction. Perfect. Perfect. Well,
1:20:58
Jeff, thank you. Oh, is it? When
1:21:00
is Otani going to start pitching again?
1:21:02
He's been shut down for like a
1:21:05
month now, so he's going to have
1:21:07
to build up. And let's remember, he's
1:21:09
coming off of his second elbow reconstruction.
1:21:12
So the Dodgers are going to take
1:21:14
it easy with him. And they also
1:21:16
have so much pitching depth that they
1:21:19
really don't need him. So is it
1:21:21
can happen in May as expected? It
1:21:23
could, but I think it all just
1:21:26
really depends on how his elbow responds
1:21:28
and we're going to get a much
1:21:30
better sense of that over the next
1:21:33
month. Yeah, it's all man. I had
1:21:35
one last last thing about mooky bats
1:21:37
because I've been reading about mooky bats
1:21:40
Did he lose 25 pounds? He got
1:21:42
did he have the flu? He went
1:21:44
down from like 185 to 160 Yeah,
1:21:47
I don't think it was quite that
1:21:49
much weight and I don't think it
1:21:51
was the flu. They haven't said what
1:21:54
it is specifically, but the sense is
1:21:56
he's going to play in their actual
1:21:58
opening day stateside. So I listen, baseball
1:22:00
is better when mooky bets is good.
1:22:03
Yeah, and I hope nothing but a
1:22:05
full recovery there and I'm seeing him,
1:22:07
you know, even if the Dodgers are
1:22:10
bad for baseball, like seeing Mookie Betts
1:22:12
out there is a good thing for
1:22:14
everyone. Yeah, that's why it's not fair
1:22:17
because Mookie Betts is so likable and
1:22:19
he's playing for the team that everyone
1:22:21
should hate. It's like, God damn it,
1:22:24
I want to hate you, but yeah,
1:22:26
Mookie's, I hope he's okay too. Bubba,
1:22:28
Bubba, Chandler, Bubba, Chandler, Yep, Bubba, I
1:22:31
just call them Bubba. Watch out, hey,
1:22:33
Paul Skeens is good, but Bubba, Chandler
1:22:35
might be better. You know what? Paul
1:22:38
Schenes is great, but Bubba, Chandler has
1:22:40
it. Yeah, that's it. We got it,
1:22:42
that's the takeaway. Yeah. You can't teach
1:22:45
it. I look forward to talking with
1:22:47
you guys on the day that home
1:22:49
run derby rosters are released. Yes. No,
1:22:52
I have my mission for the 2000
1:22:54
point. You said it. The hardest thing
1:22:56
to do in base, the hardest thing
1:22:59
to do in sports is to hit
1:23:01
a baseball. That's impossible for Christian Yellick.
1:23:03
Can't do it. Can't do it. All
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the week. Henry. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, severance
1:25:11
recap. Yeah, I like this. Max cried.
1:25:13
Max, what part did you cry when
1:25:16
he got reunited with his wife? Yep.
1:25:18
Yeah. Yeah. So severance, severance, severance, spoilers,
1:25:20
spoilers, spoilers. Skip this part if you
1:25:23
haven't watched it, but you also probably
1:25:25
have watched it. Good call. Thank God
1:25:27
we got that. So you cried? Yeah,
1:25:30
it's an emotional part. Like imagine thinking
1:25:32
that your wife is dead for start
1:25:34
for... such a long period of time
1:25:37
and then like that first moment that
1:25:39
you actually realize like realize that she's
1:25:41
alive like how could you possibly like
1:25:43
put yourself into that situation it's got
1:25:46
to be an unbelievably emotional moment. I
1:25:48
got uh I got misty-eyed I don't
1:25:50
think there were any tears no no
1:25:53
I felt that I felt like when
1:25:55
Mark S. shot the big dude in
1:25:57
the neck. That was so fucking funny.
1:26:00
Yeah. And just screaming at the other
1:26:02
lady. Yeah. I thought there was a
1:26:04
moment, Hank was gonna be right. That
1:26:07
there was just gonna, that he was
1:26:09
gonna go on a killing spree. I
1:26:11
just kill everybody down there and just
1:26:14
kill everybody down there and just kill
1:26:16
everybody down there and I was like,
1:26:18
oh my god, we laughed at Hank,
1:26:21
but he was right. I thought there
1:26:23
was a moment, Hank was gonna be
1:26:25
right. And then you guys, like, you
1:26:28
just want Game of Thrones, Brian of
1:26:30
Tarth, we got it. Yeah, yeah. We
1:26:32
got the Game of Thrones, like, that
1:26:35
was, that was also electric, although the
1:26:37
goats thing, like, explain the goats. They
1:26:39
just go to the sacrifice. They sacrifice
1:26:42
them with, any time someone dies at
1:26:44
Lumen, which seems like a decent amount
1:26:46
of times, because they've, I have a
1:26:49
lot of goats out there. They sacrifice
1:26:51
the goat with the person, and it
1:26:53
takes them to heaven to heaven or
1:26:56
something. Did you also notice that in
1:26:58
the earlier episode where they had the
1:27:00
goats and the people that look after
1:27:02
the goats? They asked the people from
1:27:05
the outside for macro data refining. Do
1:27:07
you guys have pouches? Yeah. They were
1:27:09
looking for oldie. Yeah. That's what they
1:27:12
were like, they were like, look up
1:27:14
your shirt. Let me see your bags.
1:27:16
What Hank, I think, is referring to,
1:27:19
and I agree with Hank, low-key. I
1:27:21
thought that Helli was Helena on the
1:27:23
inside during that episode, at least at
1:27:26
the start, until she like... kind of
1:27:28
teams up with Mark and he goes
1:27:30
on a separate way. I thought that
1:27:33
we were going to see outy helly
1:27:35
on the inside again. She can't be
1:27:37
outy down on that floor though. No
1:27:40
she was. She was early in the
1:27:42
season. She banged Mark in the teepee.
1:27:44
Yeah. No, that was when she was
1:27:47
any. No, no, that was Audi. You
1:27:49
get, you're not paying attention. You're not
1:27:51
paying attention. You don't know. Hold on.
1:27:54
Oh, yeah. Big cat missed a big
1:27:56
part of this season. Banged any helly
1:27:58
and outta. I know that. He's got
1:28:01
two bodies on one body. He had
1:28:03
a thresum. The Audi one was outside.
1:28:05
No. No, that whole. Until that outside
1:28:08
moment, the whole beginning of the season,
1:28:10
she was out with the outy hell.
1:28:12
She was still outy. No, you don't,
1:28:14
because she was outy helly when she
1:28:17
was on the inside. She would undercover.
1:28:19
Yeah, that entire part of the season.
1:28:21
Even on the inside, not just on
1:28:24
the ort bough. He fucked out, outy
1:28:26
helly, outside. Yes. You guys just told
1:28:28
me I was wrong for that. No,
1:28:31
I literally just said no, but the
1:28:33
Orpo is also totally inside You guys
1:28:35
just told me that I was wrong
1:28:38
for saying that she fucked outy helly
1:28:40
outside and any helly inside No, like
1:28:42
you say outside you mean it would
1:28:45
still I know I might have been
1:28:47
wrong. She can't she can't be switched
1:28:49
back, but I literally just said she
1:28:52
fucked any helly outside and any helly
1:28:54
Correct. But we're talking about two different
1:28:56
things here. I understand. Well you said
1:28:59
any, you said Audi Helli can't go
1:29:01
downstairs. She, I'm now remembering the beginning
1:29:03
of the season. She was, she was
1:29:06
faking it. Yeah, I thought that's what
1:29:08
we were seeing. When was that? That
1:29:10
was like the first couple episodes. When
1:29:13
Irving was getting mad suspicious when he
1:29:15
was like, you saw a night guard?
1:29:17
Nightgarn? Yeah. When
1:29:19
she said that she saw a gardener when
1:29:22
when she got that glimpse of the outside
1:29:24
that's right override control Yeah, that's what Irving
1:29:26
was like I'm beginning to I'm beginning to
1:29:29
keep my eye on you and then he
1:29:31
tried to kill her because he knew that
1:29:33
she was outside I thought we were going
1:29:35
to see outy helly I thought that's who
1:29:38
we were seeing at the start of the
1:29:40
finale I thought that's who we were seeing
1:29:42
at the start of the Gemma and Erv
1:29:44
said out any hell he was never cruel
1:29:47
and it was kind of a cruel looking
1:29:49
smile when she looked at Gemma was like
1:29:51
I won. Yeah, that's what I was so
1:29:54
I was thinking when I was So I
1:29:56
people think that they once they realized that
1:29:58
Mark was down there and getting Gemma that
1:30:00
they switched Mark to go on and go
1:30:03
downstairs and do that whole shit and I
1:30:05
was like maybe it's maybe I was wrong
1:30:07
maybe it's not and then at the end
1:30:10
I was like yeah that kind of seems
1:30:12
like outy helly so I I people think
1:30:14
that they once they realized that Mark was
1:30:16
down there and getting Gemma that they switched
1:30:19
the block that they that at the very
1:30:21
end they made her outy helly okay but
1:30:23
it but it was any helly the rest
1:30:26
of the episode now i just wonder what
1:30:28
they're gonna do in the episode or season
1:30:30
three yeah it's like gonna be him and
1:30:32
helly just like hold up in a room
1:30:35
with like a bunch of dead people and
1:30:37
like a bunch of dead people and like
1:30:39
blood everywhere it's got to be like five
1:30:42
seconds into them running down the hallway they're
1:30:44
like whops no i think they're to kind
1:30:46
of set it up with the dad being
1:30:48
like he likes any kind of convert any
1:30:51
helli in any mark to convince them that
1:30:53
if they roll with the cures and they
1:30:55
can stay together. Yeah, I really like the
1:30:57
scene where Mark was arguing with himself on
1:31:00
the video camera. Like stepping outside the room,
1:31:02
that was a really good way to do
1:31:04
it. And I don't think I could win
1:31:07
an argument with myself. I think that's a
1:31:09
very hard thing to do. No. Right? That's
1:31:11
how I feel when I'm deciding to bet
1:31:13
on a basketball game. I don't know why
1:31:16
he didn't just mention the peat. Like they
1:31:18
had a mutual there's a mutual friend there.
1:31:20
Yeah, but he doesn't but he doesn't but
1:31:23
outy mark doesn't fully understand how close any
1:31:25
mark was with Pete I Guess because he
1:31:27
remember he like just went like it was
1:31:29
a crazy guy who had nosebleeds Who then
1:31:32
went to his funeral? Yeah, I guess that
1:31:34
makes sense that that did make sense to
1:31:36
me the other thing that it was two
1:31:39
episodes ago. It kind of bled into this
1:31:41
one that that still just makes no sense
1:31:43
to me. I hope they like flashback to
1:31:45
it is the fact that is the fact
1:31:48
that Coble and Mark and his sister just
1:31:50
sat in the woods for 10 hours arguing
1:31:52
they weren't even but what did they talk
1:31:55
about like why did they have to show
1:31:57
up to the forest to or like I
1:31:59
don't know if it's 10 hours but yeah
1:32:01
they got there in the morning and then
1:32:04
they cut back and it was nighttime like
1:32:06
all right time to go well it's always
1:32:08
winter yeah it's always winter and what is
1:32:10
it about the birthing center that they put
1:32:13
the like geo fencing and they can switch
1:32:15
you back from any doubt yeah that was
1:32:17
weird and then the well so that women
1:32:20
don't remember that they went through the pain
1:32:22
again okay that was the whole Remember the
1:32:24
crazy like government governor's wife? She had no
1:32:26
recollection of the sister because she went in
1:32:29
there so she didn't have to actually give
1:32:31
birth. When any mark told Cobell that Irving
1:32:33
knew where the testing floor was like she
1:32:36
got scared. That made me think that Cobell
1:32:38
was going to flip again. Yeah. Because she
1:32:40
was like, oh yeah, Irving knows where the
1:32:42
floor is and she goes, wait, she was
1:32:45
basically like, wait, what? Mm-hmm. She was like
1:32:47
a nice in front of that fire. Yeah,
1:32:49
she did. She looked real good real nice.
1:32:52
She gave you those eyes real nice I
1:32:54
was pissed that like I don't know I
1:32:56
guess he had to he had to make
1:32:58
that decision because there are two different people
1:33:01
but I was mad Yeah, I really like
1:33:03
the episode. I thought it was one I
1:33:05
did too. I was the best episode I
1:33:08
was just pissing him. I was just like
1:33:10
you motherfucker you've come all this way. But
1:33:12
he also that's the great. That's the great.
1:33:14
That's the great. That's the great part about
1:33:17
the great part about the great part about
1:33:19
the great part about the show about the
1:33:21
show about the show about the show about
1:33:23
the show. Like he's making a decision for
1:33:26
his own existence not realizing that There's a
1:33:28
guy out there. Yeah. Yeah, and think about
1:33:30
if you're the any market you turn around
1:33:33
and you see I guess you would think
1:33:35
it was the What was what was her
1:33:37
name the health woman not not Gemma miss
1:33:39
what was her name? What was her name?
1:33:42
I can't remember. fuck Wang? No. Miss Casey?
1:33:44
Yes, Miss Casey. So you just see Miss
1:33:46
Casey yelling at it through a door being
1:33:49
like, come out, come out, come out. He's
1:33:51
come out. There's got to be a way
1:33:53
where he can have both. Yeah. Episode 3
1:33:55
is just all three sums. Well, can't... I
1:33:58
could see them like figuring out a way,
1:34:00
because obviously if Cobell invented... the chip could
1:34:02
she like flip a switch to turn outy
1:34:05
mark into any mark so we can get
1:34:07
out or you think she's gonna get back
1:34:09
in the lab oh i was saying so
1:34:11
he wakes up his outy mark on the
1:34:14
floor he's like fuck i got to get
1:34:16
out here yeah yeah yeah i don't know
1:34:18
great show and ricken there there there's a
1:34:21
lot there's a lot i think they're gonna
1:34:23
i think we're getting a full flashback season
1:34:25
episode series like they there's so much like
1:34:28
10 years ago pass stuff that they
1:34:30
need to address that I think to
1:34:32
stretch it out I could see them
1:34:34
going like deep deep in it because
1:34:36
Rickin I would watch a full spinoff
1:34:38
series about Rickin. Yeah, what a weird.
1:34:40
He's fucking funny. Yeah, he is funny
1:34:43
All right firepress the week Oh, also
1:34:45
white Lotus. Did you see Duke is?
1:34:47
It's very upset. That's all right. No
1:34:49
spoilers for White Lotus is still ongoing,
1:34:51
but very funny. Well, traditionally the best
1:34:53
way to have people avoid seeing the
1:34:55
thing that you're embarrassed about is to
1:34:57
threaten legal action against them. And then
1:34:59
that way, they won't sign up to
1:35:01
see what all the fuss is. People
1:35:04
will stop talking about it. Yeah. Okay.
1:35:06
I think I've said this on my
1:35:08
firepress before, and it probably means it's
1:35:10
time to just get a new, uh,
1:35:12
new slats or like a new bedframe.
1:35:14
I plopped onto my bed again. I
1:35:16
went to take a pistol midnight, just
1:35:18
kind of fell into my bed, slats
1:35:20
pushed down and broke and it was
1:35:22
like 4am and so I just went
1:35:24
to sleep basically inverted. And my neck
1:35:27
is killing me. I got a solution
1:35:29
for you. What's that? Sleep in a
1:35:31
hammock. Yeah. You don't have to worry
1:35:33
about slats in a hammock. True. Do
1:35:35
you have to worry about getting just
1:35:37
bald up and dying? Yeah, and I
1:35:39
feel like it's bad for my your
1:35:41
back. But no, I think it's interesting.
1:35:43
I think it's good for your back
1:35:45
for yeah long-term eight hours a night
1:35:47
every night Yeah, I think it's good
1:35:50
for your back one hour somewhere in
1:35:52
the middle of the day. There's nothing
1:35:54
better on this planet. You're saying laying
1:35:56
on something more firm would probably be
1:35:58
better for your body like for eight
1:36:00
hours a night every night yeah I
1:36:02
think you guys are one hour break
1:36:04
in the summer I'd take a hammock
1:36:06
over anything I think you guys are
1:36:08
denying science I think hammocks are better
1:36:10
for your back and how so I
1:36:13
think that I've been reading a lot
1:36:15
of pro-hamic propaganda. Okay. And many people
1:36:17
on the various message boards that I've
1:36:19
read have said things like, ever since
1:36:21
I started sleeping on a hammock, my
1:36:23
back pain is non-existent. These are people
1:36:25
who are pro-hamic. Pro-hamic. What's on, like,
1:36:27
reddit.com/hammocks. Yeah. Or hammackfans.com. Hey, I got
1:36:29
some new outdoor furniture coming. I can't
1:36:31
wait for you to sit on it.
1:36:34
No, he's not allowed. I think he's
1:36:36
not allowed. It's gonna be great. You're
1:36:38
gonna have a great time. Yeah, it's
1:36:40
fine. I just seemed like a simple
1:36:42
chair, but whatever you got. Oh, he's
1:36:44
a simple chair, okay. I can get
1:36:46
you more than that. Just give you
1:36:48
a beach share. Best outdoor furniture there
1:36:50
is. Beach chair now is the best
1:36:52
outdoor furniture. It's all about what you're
1:36:54
sitting on. Right. Okay. Beach Chair. Make
1:36:57
sure if you get a hammock that
1:36:59
you hang at at about 30 degrees
1:37:01
hang angle with an asymmetric delay. And
1:37:03
then you're going to get rid of
1:37:05
your back pain. All right, good to
1:37:07
know. Okay, what's your fireface? PFD? My
1:37:09
fireface of the week is, I realized
1:37:11
this, I believe on Sunday of this
1:37:13
week, but I went to a concert
1:37:15
like four or five months ago. And
1:37:17
I had a great time and I
1:37:20
got in the mood to see more
1:37:22
live music so I looked up to
1:37:24
see who was coming to Chicago in
1:37:26
the next like six months and I
1:37:28
proceeded to I was drunk at the
1:37:30
time and up bought eight tickets to
1:37:32
go see AC DC at soldier field
1:37:34
eight really nice seats and Then the
1:37:36
person that I bought him with turns
1:37:38
out it's going to be out of
1:37:41
town for the AC DC concert. So
1:37:43
now I got seven tickets that I
1:37:45
got to find people to to bring
1:37:47
along to go see AC DC in
1:37:49
Chicago and I realized especially in the
1:37:51
office that seven tickets is the perfect
1:37:53
amount to have people not like you
1:37:55
if they don't get the invite because
1:37:57
it's a big enough group where it's
1:37:59
like oh anybody that he likes should
1:38:01
be invited right if I'm not invited
1:38:04
I'm not part of the crew right
1:38:06
and I I was saying this the
1:38:08
other day to mincey and mincey just
1:38:10
put his hand up he said stop
1:38:12
right now I'm coming with you so
1:38:14
I mentioned this entire that's great so
1:38:16
mincey said like right off the bat
1:38:18
like no if fans or but he
1:38:20
is locked he said it like nine
1:38:22
times he was like just say no
1:38:24
i'm definite i'm a definite yes so
1:38:27
mence is going to come and then
1:38:29
Megan was listening to me so her
1:38:31
and her husband mr making money yep
1:38:33
are coming but now i got to
1:38:35
figure out what to do with the
1:38:37
remaining tickets remaining five tickets because again
1:38:39
this is like you're in remember the
1:38:41
club cool days in New York yeah
1:38:43
it's like if you don't get the
1:38:45
invitation then PFT doesn't like you That
1:38:47
was also very, I mean, the club
1:38:50
cool day is one of the funny.
1:38:52
I actually randomly was thinking about it
1:38:54
today. I think that was the only
1:38:56
time I went out in New York.
1:38:58
Yeah. It was like the first week
1:39:00
we were there and then Dave got
1:39:02
mad. And Dave went out and created
1:39:04
his own club cool. Yeah. Well, you
1:39:06
guys are massive Kanye fans. Yeah. You
1:39:08
were there. Club cool? You weren't? No.
1:39:11
Well, did you moved already? Yeah. Connie,
1:39:13
Connie is not my guy. Maybe he's
1:39:15
not my guy. Maybe he's your guy.
1:39:17
I don't remember who was there. Yeah,
1:39:19
I wish I'd gone. It was really
1:39:21
I think I was out of town
1:39:23
that weekend. But yeah, so all right.
1:39:25
So what's what's rank top to your
1:39:27
top six favorite co-workers? Well, so that's
1:39:29
the problem is like if if I
1:39:31
don't. We'll just sound it out. Yeah,
1:39:34
go one through 10. I'm gonna say
1:39:36
everybody in this room. Tide. Nice. Oh,
1:39:38
we're just tied. Oh, if you want
1:39:40
to go see a CDC right now,
1:39:42
you guys. I think we have Dibs.
1:39:44
You guys have Dibs, but did you
1:39:46
talk to Greer? I did not. So
1:39:48
that's the other thing that comes into
1:39:50
this is that Greer is having his
1:39:52
bachelor party in Chicago that weekend and
1:39:54
they are going to. ACDC as part
1:39:57
of the bachelor party. But then I
1:39:59
thought about that and then I'm like,
1:40:01
is that weird where if I if
1:40:03
I give the tickets around me to
1:40:05
people in Greer's bachelor party, am I
1:40:07
inviting myself onto Greer's bachelor party? No.
1:40:09
Greer would absolutely love that. Yeah, okay.
1:40:11
And also it doesn't have to be
1:40:13
Greer, it could be like, it could
1:40:15
just be other people from this office
1:40:17
that are just going with you. Then
1:40:20
I'm going to the bachelor part. Correct.
1:40:22
And it's also such an easy out
1:40:24
just being like, oh, well, it's Greer's
1:40:26
bachelor party. It's a it's a gift
1:40:28
to Greer. Yeah, for okay, and getting
1:40:30
married. All right, you know what? That's
1:40:32
the easiest way. As my wedding present
1:40:34
to Greer, who's getting real married, not
1:40:36
at all a green card marriage, I
1:40:38
would like to donate four tickets to
1:40:41
ACDC to his bachelor party. Well, if
1:40:43
you would like it. Damn. And I'm
1:40:45
keeping four. And I'm keeping four. Yeah,
1:40:47
so bad. You kind of invited me
1:40:49
the other day and I kind of
1:40:51
said, yes. Well, do you want to
1:40:53
go? Does I make it there's a
1:40:55
kind of? No, yeah, well, I mean,
1:40:57
kind of invite. Wait, wait, wait, wait,
1:40:59
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
1:41:01
hang didn't say kind of yes. He
1:41:04
was just like, I'll think about it.
1:41:06
No, I was like, I'm in. Sounds
1:41:08
like, I'm in. Sounds like, I'm in.
1:41:10
Sounds like, I'm in. Sounds like, I'm
1:41:12
in, I'm in, I'm like, I'm like,
1:41:14
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,
1:41:16
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,
1:41:18
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,
1:41:20
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I
1:41:22
invite him knowing that he's going to
1:41:24
say no. Yeah. I mean, I just
1:41:27
have, I know I have shit. Right.
1:41:29
With my family. Yeah. My kids. All
1:41:31
right, so Hank's in. So now we're
1:41:33
down to three tickets to Will, that's
1:41:35
my wedding gift. Should I call Gregor,
1:41:37
ask if he wants him? Thanks, maybe
1:41:39
in. He caught you kind of offered
1:41:41
and he kind of accepted I turned
1:41:43
30 that well I I literally wow
1:41:45
actually know the next day I offer
1:41:47
how many meatballs you can put in
1:41:50
your mouth that night so many I
1:41:52
offered you like four days ago and
1:41:54
you didn't say yes he kind of
1:41:56
said yes but you also kind of
1:41:58
that's the worst kind of friend that's
1:42:00
like a maybe I think I said
1:42:02
I mean the maybe is so bad
1:42:04
this is Michael Greer From macrotated refinement
1:42:06
barstool version This is this is our
1:42:08
severed man He's not gonna answer what
1:42:11
a joke. This is our data guy
1:42:13
Wow We're never inviting career onto part
1:42:15
of my take again. Nope never again
1:42:17
one and done. We have our Canadian
1:42:19
his name's oldie. Mm-hmm. By the way
1:42:21
I got a text from oldie today
1:42:23
because it's opening day. Oh, yeah. He's
1:42:25
pumped. He's so fucking pumped about opening
1:42:27
day He said I
1:42:30
fucking love sports bro. Yeah, so
1:42:32
Paul. He's addicted to college basketball
1:42:34
now too. Yeah. I don't really
1:42:36
have a firefasts. No, I was
1:42:38
just joking by the way. You
1:42:40
can, Greg can have all four
1:42:42
tickets. That's the kind of yes.
1:42:45
Yes, don't do this, Hank. He
1:42:47
did it. He just did it.
1:42:49
You're gonna be golf in that
1:42:51
day anyways. Let's get real. Yeah,
1:42:53
come on. That actually might be
1:42:55
my fire fest. My fire fest
1:42:57
is that, uh, the weathers, the
1:42:59
weather's turning and I'm going. for
1:43:02
the rest of the season. That
1:43:04
is tough. I'll see him somewhere
1:43:06
around week six of the NFL.
1:43:08
It's bitter sweet. Outy Hank. It
1:43:10
is. You see him. You're like
1:43:12
all right. That's it. Nice knowing
1:43:14
you. Greer's calling me back. Should
1:43:17
I answer? Yeah, yeah. We'll give
1:43:19
him a shot. Michael. You're live
1:43:21
to tape on part of my
1:43:23
take right now. Okay. So. Saturday
1:43:26
Memorial Day weekend. You are going
1:43:28
to an ACDC concert in Chicago,
1:43:30
is that correct? That's correct, yeah.
1:43:33
One Mr. PFD commenter would like
1:43:35
to give you four tickets to
1:43:38
that concert. Is there anyone in
1:43:40
your party that would like four
1:43:42
tickets to the ACDC concert? In
1:43:45
my party? Anyone who's going to
1:43:47
your bachelor party? They're all coming
1:43:49
to the concert. Do they all
1:43:52
have tickets? Yeah, we all got
1:43:54
tickets. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. I
1:43:56
could maybe find more. Why more
1:43:59
people? No, he's got to find
1:44:01
more people. You have to find
1:44:03
more people. You have to find
1:44:06
more people. You're getting the tickets.
1:44:08
The tickets are yours. You have
1:44:11
to find the people to go.
1:44:13
Yeah, Max. Max, Max, tell him
1:44:15
that I accidentally bought too many
1:44:18
tickets and that I would now
1:44:20
like him to decide who from
1:44:22
the office gets the advice. But
1:44:25
it's not his responsibility. It's yours.
1:44:27
But congratulations on your marriage. Thank
1:44:30
you, thank you very much. I'm more
1:44:32
than happy to find homes for those
1:44:35
tickets. Okay, sweet. All right, thanks, Greer.
1:44:37
We did it. Yeah, so I gotta
1:44:39
say goodbye to Hank. We do it
1:44:41
every year. It's kind of like the
1:44:43
end of Severance, where he just stands
1:44:46
at the door and, you know, I
1:44:48
scream, I'm on the inside and I
1:44:50
scream, don't come back. It's the old
1:44:52
school distracted boyfriend meme? Yeah. Work, and
1:44:55
then... Golf he's gonna get so good
1:44:57
at golf this year PFT PFT you
1:44:59
know likes to fly planes around F-18s
1:45:01
and just sit in the skies all
1:45:04
day and that's fine You don't know
1:45:06
what an F-18 looks like big cat
1:45:08
likes to spawn children and and provide
1:45:10
life for them Children and and that's
1:45:12
okay like no one frowns upon that
1:45:15
but that's what you guys like to
1:45:17
do outside of work I like to
1:45:19
golf and that's a problem. I didn't
1:45:21
say it was a problem. I said
1:45:24
I say I was saying goodbye to
1:45:26
you. I miss you. I'm here. I'm
1:45:28
going to work. You're going to be
1:45:30
gone. It's a bitter sweet day. As
1:45:33
I see you at work now. It's
1:45:35
a bitter sweet moment. It's a bitter
1:45:37
sweet moment. I'd like to encourage Hanks.
1:45:39
I think it's important to have hobbies.
1:45:41
Hanks should be involved because he's really
1:45:44
good at golf. True factor fiction. You
1:45:46
did do that? I'm fiction about the
1:45:48
good at golf part. Okay, but true
1:45:50
that you... All right, in fact, I
1:45:53
was gassing up my boy. True. Yes.
1:45:55
And you're good at golf. But then
1:45:57
you shame me in the podcasting. No,
1:45:59
I didn't. I didn't shame you. What
1:46:02
about... Let's rewind the tape. I said,
1:46:04
I'm sad, this is the point of
1:46:06
year where I have to say goodbye
1:46:08
to you. But I'm here every, I'm
1:46:10
here as much as I was in
1:46:13
the winter. That's not true. It's not
1:46:15
a good or bad, you're going to
1:46:17
keep working, I just, I'm going to
1:46:19
miss you. I don't know what that
1:46:22
means. Usually you come on the act
1:46:24
on Friday, stuff like that. No, Hank,
1:46:26
I'm excited for you, because I plan
1:46:28
on playing more golf this year too,
1:46:31
so I can't. round. I'm a Hank
1:46:33
stand, long time Hank stand, over a
1:46:35
decade long Hank stand. I'm gonna root
1:46:37
for you to like crush it this
1:46:39
year. By the way, shout out the
1:46:42
cheeky, cheeky golf club. Yes, that was
1:46:44
awesome. Awesome. Over a year doing it.
1:46:46
Trying to play in a round every
1:46:48
single day until they got 18 parts
1:46:51
in a row. What is your best
1:46:53
round this year? I like to break
1:46:55
90. I don't want to set two,
1:46:57
two, two lo two. You have. from
1:47:00
the white teas. No, I did from
1:47:02
the white teas last year, but I
1:47:04
feel like that doesn't count. I just
1:47:06
assumed you broke 90. That's my bad.
1:47:08
No, I mean, I have, but I
1:47:11
want to do it more consistently. Five
1:47:13
times. Five times, break 90. What's the
1:47:15
best score though? 86. Okay, what about
1:47:17
a hole in one? Yeah, I mean,
1:47:20
I would love that. Okay. Can't really
1:47:22
plan plan on it happening. But you
1:47:24
can set as a goal. Yeah, go
1:47:26
for it. Yeah, go for it. Why
1:47:29
don't try. Why don't try. I'm gonna
1:47:31
try. Okay. It doesn't sound like you
1:47:33
will. It sounds like you're not really
1:47:35
focused on the whole one. No, you
1:47:38
got those just have to come to
1:47:40
you. You can't you can't push for
1:47:42
it too hard or else it will
1:47:44
never happen. Okay. All right. Well, I'm
1:47:46
excited for your golf event. Thank you
1:47:49
so much. I'm gonna play. How many
1:47:51
times will I play with you as
1:47:53
friends? I think once I have I
1:47:55
would like to come to Michigan this
1:47:58
this summer. Okay, I think twice now
1:48:00
You know what? I'm gonna say three
1:48:02
times that I'm gonna play we're gonna
1:48:04
play together not maybe all 18 holes
1:48:07
but we will actively be out together
1:48:09
playing golf like last year when you
1:48:11
took a vacation and then we planned
1:48:13
a golf run they're like I gotta
1:48:15
go do the act no that was
1:48:18
no that was uh was that was
1:48:20
uh was that remember no no I
1:48:22
think that was because I had rough
1:48:24
and rowdy that night no yeah I
1:48:27
had to get on a plane And
1:48:29
you also just like robbed me you
1:48:31
invited me out to your golf club
1:48:33
and you took so much money off
1:48:36
me because you brought a golf pro
1:48:38
with you and you're like oh oh
1:48:40
big cat you have Jerry I have
1:48:42
this guy he's just a pro at
1:48:44
golf let's just play duos. Hank if
1:48:47
we played one on one 18 holes
1:48:49
what how many strokes would you give
1:48:51
me? 10? No I'd give you like
1:48:53
six or seven. How much strokes did
1:48:56
you give me? I give you a
1:48:58
lot. 30? Stroke a hole. Stroke a
1:49:00
hole. Do you want to do a
1:49:02
summer long contest? You call it seven
1:49:05
strokes. We take a number of holes.
1:49:07
You should just get a handicap if
1:49:09
you're going to play more golf. Like
1:49:11
that's a very, there's a very easy
1:49:13
way where you could post enough scores
1:49:16
to have a handicap where it's like
1:49:18
we don't have to. Well, let's just
1:49:20
say, let's say seven strokes. Match by
1:49:22
match. I feel like we do this
1:49:25
all the time on camera and PFT
1:49:27
just wins outright. Well, that's on camera.
1:49:29
That's on camera. He melts on camera
1:49:31
every time. Also, I'm clutch. Well, some
1:49:34
PFTs clutch. Well, lights are on. We've
1:49:36
even done that in like two years.
1:49:38
It's fine. We'll see. Time will tell.
1:49:40
Okay. So you're turning down my challenge.
1:49:42
I don't want to do like math
1:49:45
averages and shit. Yeah, that sounds confused.
1:49:47
Like let's just play and let's just
1:49:49
play like I won match one, you
1:49:51
won't match two, and who wins the
1:49:54
most match? I mean, I want a
1:49:56
summer long competition, like an extra long
1:49:58
round of golf. How many rounds you
1:50:00
have to play to get a handicap?
1:50:03
Eight, out. Okay. I actually might be
1:50:05
like... I don't think it would be
1:50:07
possible for me to get a handicap.
1:50:09
I don't think I, I don't, I
1:50:11
think the course would close before I
1:50:14
did a real round of golf. Yeah,
1:50:16
I don't, I also have the attention
1:50:18
span. Credit to me for being a
1:50:20
good guy, there was a bachelor, we're
1:50:23
going through a bachelor party submissions, we
1:50:25
should have the one end of this
1:50:27
week if not next, but there was
1:50:29
one that was like in, whichever camera
1:50:32
guy goes. But that would have been
1:50:34
a hilariously like, like, like, like. Fun
1:50:36
for some people like I would enjoy
1:50:38
that, but but that's Max would yeah,
1:50:40
that would be miss me I am
1:50:43
so bad He said I could I
1:50:45
could stop at any time I wanted
1:50:47
if I got a par which would
1:50:49
just never That's really funny. That's really
1:50:52
funny. We should do that challenge for
1:50:54
me on camera That would be a
1:50:56
funny video because I don't want to
1:50:58
golf and then we just I have
1:51:01
to keep golf until I get one
1:51:03
par You can get one on a
1:51:05
par three? That's the least likely for
1:51:07
me that would get that would get
1:51:10
a a part. Yeah, you had you
1:51:12
had dingers on because like a short
1:51:14
par for I could I could get
1:51:16
it right next to the green and
1:51:18
still probably bogey. Yeah Yeah, it took
1:51:21
me a while. Okay numbers three 18.
1:51:23
Oh, you spicy today. 22 You're not
1:51:25
gonna get it 75. 46.
1:51:33
46. You guess 45?
1:51:36
Not me. Oh, 55.
1:51:38
Those workhouse. Memes not
1:51:40
even close. You're not
1:51:43
even getting better at
1:51:45
it. Memes. No. Okay.
1:51:47
Love you guys. One
1:51:49
day. So,
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