In this one, Atlanta United is a wallflower at the Boston Tea Party, winter came after a Loony night at the Benz, the future of American imperialism is at stake in Friday’s Banana War, and Ethan might have to leave the show early after finding out coffee is a diuretic.

EDIT: Grogginess got to us, and we mistakenly stated Liverpool will play Manchester United Saturday 10/7, when in fact they play Saturday, 10/14.