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I got my bag back from the
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weekend, I went and got it out
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the car. And it had, I'd forgotten
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that I'd given some chocolate
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to Steph and Jen. Jen, I'm a
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vegan BT. And I'd give them
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some chocolate buttons. And there was
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still half a pack left and
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I just ate them. Oh, yeah. But
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they've had their hands in there. I don't
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know how I feel about. Well, I
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hope to have been, I do wash
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the hands. Yeah, that's all right. How
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do you feel about eating other people's
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food? No. I don't know how feel
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about that. Actually, I'm not gonna
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lie. You wouldn't eat off
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someone's plate, like if they've left
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a bit of food. Never. Oh my
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days. No, no, no, guys. No. I
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can't even, you know what makes me
0:46
cringe the most when new mothers or
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with little babies like licked the spoon
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and then give it to them. I
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think. No, don't do that. Kate, I bet
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you do that. No! You know where they
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taste like how hot it is? And
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they put in the mother. My mom,
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when I was a kid and I
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used to come home from school or
1:06
I'd be out somewhere, she used to
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lift her finger and like wipe something
1:10
off my face. Oh no! No, I
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hate that. I hate stuff like that,
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guys, no. I'm just building all the
1:16
things up for when we next meet
1:19
in person. I'm not going to come
1:21
and lick your face, that sounds
1:23
so funny. Not today. She beers
1:25
to be licking my face. So I'm not
1:27
sharing my food with you anyway. You
1:29
were like, did you watch Gavin and
1:32
Stacey when they all order their
1:34
takeaway food and they don't share
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it? No. I didn't really watch Gavin
1:38
and Stacey. I need to educate you
1:40
too in the way of trashy food and
1:43
trashy programs. Right, let's go on
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with it. This
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is Pitch to pod from Sky Sports
1:50
with WSL Legends Nikita I'm Sweet Enough
1:52
Paris and Jordan my sweetness is my
1:55
weakness noves. Every week they bring you
1:57
topics straight from the pitch to this
1:59
pod. we discuss the biggest
2:02
talking point in the world
2:04
of football and beyond. Nikita,
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what have you got this
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week apart from your mom,
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spit on your face. I
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am bringing superstitions. And Jordan?
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I am bringing new managers.
2:18
Have you actually brought your
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new manager with you? Yeah,
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she's just there. Come on.
2:24
She was dead excited for
2:26
this podcast. Told her
2:28
all about it. Yeah, we'll get her
2:30
on next week. Oh, I love a
2:32
special guest, which is how I
2:34
feel with both of you.
2:36
Anyway, should we start with
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superstitions? Various superstitious. This is
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after, we started talking about
2:43
them last week, Jordan won't
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touch a game ready, unless
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she needs a game ready.
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Nikita's mom won't let her
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do donuts in a wheelchair
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and other such superstitions. But
2:55
actually, are you both actually
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superstitious, superstitious, Keith? Yeah, I know, I'll
2:59
say yeah, but now I'm not, but
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when I was younger I
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was very superstitious. I used
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to life literally want to
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redo everything I did the
3:10
previous week from Monday. What
3:12
did I do? What did it eat?
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Tuesday? Making sure that I'd have
3:17
ice baths or stretch and then
3:19
all that stuff and it became
3:21
too much. I was way over
3:23
thinking. like honestly wave of thinking
3:25
so now I just stick to
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like match day minus one making
3:30
sure I have an ice bath no matter
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what weather or where they are
3:34
and match day I put everything
3:36
on the left side first and
3:38
then the right side so you're
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not superstitious but yeah
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but I used to be
3:45
really superstitious like really superstitious
3:47
and I think it can
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play with your mind I can
3:51
make you overthink things and like
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I'd be like oh I missed
3:55
that chance because I didn't eat
3:57
on Sunday this this and this
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no come on and there's a chance
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because it just wasn't good enough.
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Like that sort of stuff. So yeah, no.
4:06
Can't cope with that stuff anymore.
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Similar to Keats. I used to be the
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whole always putting the sock on my
4:12
left foot, sock on my right foot,
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all that. And then you grow up
4:17
a little bit and you realize that
4:19
your performances don't make a difference what's
4:21
occupied on first. I'd say I'm more,
4:23
I've definitely got a routine. Like when
4:25
I get in the changing room, I
4:27
am. 100% the first to get ready.
4:30
I like to get my ankle strapped
4:32
and kind of just do my
4:34
form role. So I definitely have
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a routine, but I don't think I'd
4:38
lose the plot if I didn't do
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it. But then the more I think
4:42
about it, I'd really want to do
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that routine before a game
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just because it's just my
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strategy and my way of
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preparing a little bit. I
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think the only thing I'm
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slightly superstitious on is... like
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I like quite chilled out
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music before game so I
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do like listen to similar
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songs in the car and they're
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very like mellow yeah mellow
5:08
yes very mellow I'm not
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like pumping away in the
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car and what's the song then
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yeah what's a mellow song a
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Dell that was a Dell mellow
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mellow no yeah it could be
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like maybe not as far as
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a Dell Oh my god, I
5:25
didn't know she was our special
5:27
guest. After the game, it's like,
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I'll drink wine. You know all
5:32
the songs, kids? Yeah, because I
5:34
do love Adele, but definitely not
5:36
before the game, guys. Yeah. Jordan,
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me and you are too opposite.
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I am literally like offbeat, like,
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do, do, do, do, like, I
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have to be ready to go
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out. You probably have to calm
5:49
me down more than row me
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up after my music, I would say.
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frantic I'm just like do me on
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thing, deaf or the chilled version,
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which is strange. because I
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think probably keeps, you'd know, like
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when we were younger, like everything
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was probably like, you know, get
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ready for the game, like loud
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music. Yeah? Guess you just changed
6:12
as the, yes, go on. Remember
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before, like, England youth games, we
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used to do the St. George's
6:19
Cross and like, all at the same
6:21
time. All the, yes. Oh my God, why
6:23
did we do that? In
6:26
our warm-up, we'd be like, they could
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be like a band doing all like
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clapping and as we're warming up trying
6:33
to intimidate the opposition. And then the
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last thing we'd do is we'd go
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to the 18 yard box and we'd
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sprint and make as much noise as
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we could to the halfway line. Yeah,
6:44
we actually did do that. No, it
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was like we were doing dance moves.
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Yeah, John. Literally dance moves on the
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side of the pitch like we will
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intimidate them with our dance moves. I'd
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love to see that back. That was
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good as I remember being in a
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meeting and making sure, yeah girls make
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sure you give it proper effort and
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make sure we intimidate them make as
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much noise as you can. Like the
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kid. Nothing says scary like YMCA before
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a match. Yeah, literally. It was
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like we was on bring it on you
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know when they go to like dance shows
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and like dance battle it. I think
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we need to recreate that. We need
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to recreate it. I mean, there's the
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hacker, and I can see that would
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be intimidating, but then they're due to
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putting off your dance moves on the
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summer. Not happening. I think that's where
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maybe they got the idea from the hacker.
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I think that's what he was coming
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with. It just wasn't the hack. It was
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sort of crazy, honestly. Right, so
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you're not that superstitious. So what
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about in everyday life? Do you walk
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under ladders you see a black cat? I
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don't do that, but I don't walk on
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three goods. Three, no, I'll see him. I
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don't walk on three goods. And you know
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what? I always think as I go to
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the second one, or I have made this
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step. So it's like, did you
8:02
see that magpie? Did you
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see it? I'm like, it's
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just a magpie. And yeah,
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it's when the manager gets
8:10
the call. Nikita's injured. How
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did she injure herself? Well,
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she did this massive jump
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onto the third one. My
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whole family always does the
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magpie thing. You know, where
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like, they can't just see
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one magpie. So it's like,
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did you see it? I'm
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like, it's just a magpie.
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I'm like, oh god, that's
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my mum, that's probably a
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superstition that she's got. Oh
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no, few men are saying
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good morning, Mr Macpie when
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you see one. Oh, oh
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it's bad luck, yeah. And
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wave backwards, aren't you? Wave
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backwards. Yeah, well like if
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you passed it, I mean
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you can't wave at it,
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but you're waving. No,
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I've never done that one. We
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were even backwards. Next time you
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see me crash, because I'm trying
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to do one wheel, wave backwards
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at the magpie whilst laughing at
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you two dancing. That's exactly what
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happens. Great, well I'm glad I
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know you better. Thank you for
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your superstitious chat. Let's not do
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that again. Next up, from superstitions
9:17
to new appointments, that's coming up
9:19
on pitch the point. Right,
9:27
let's talk new managers. Jordan has brought
9:29
her manager with us to the podcast.
9:31
Would you like to introduce a Jordan?
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We have a new manager, Natalia. She's
9:35
actually couldn't be here today, but she
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said she's ready for the next invite.
9:39
Obviously, she's only been there a week,
9:42
and naturally we did have Chelsea at
9:44
the weekend, but I don't know who
9:46
watched the game. We put up a
9:48
pretty good fight against Chelsea, who are
9:50
one of the best teams in the
9:52
world right now. But yeah, it's all
9:54
about the points, isn't it? But
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I think to
9:58
go from a week
10:00
of training with
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a new manager, I
10:05
think the mindset from everyone. We took
10:07
on board what we could in that
10:09
week and yeah, it's been a good
10:11
first week. But we need the points
10:14
and hopefully Natalia can now embed what
10:16
she wants to do and her style
10:18
of play in our training sessions. I
10:20
actually think I've said it before, in
10:22
many games I've watched. I've thought it
10:24
was a really pull -up a game
10:26
performance and just haven't got the results
10:29
and sometimes that's football. But I definitely
10:31
believe you can take confidence, but not
10:33
too much confidence, but definitely confidence from
10:35
the performance because you're realligating a good
10:37
game. I mean, that's all interesting and
10:39
everything. But what I want to know
10:41
is when a new manager comes in,
10:44
are you doing like extra star jumps?
10:46
Are you trying to impress? Are you
10:48
doing double the shuttle runs that everyone
10:50
else is? You're like, pick me, pick
10:52
me, pick me. Not the star jumps.
10:54
They haven't I've not seen them yet.
10:57
But the tempo definitely, like whether it's
10:59
a thing that people notice, it's definitely
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the tempo lifts. Like it's like everyone's
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got this extra 20 % from nowhere, even
11:05
if they're tired or anything, which is
11:07
why obviously sometimes you get a new
11:09
manager in because maybe that's been lost
11:12
along the way with the last one
11:14
or just with players. But you can
11:16
definitely always see the fight. I mean,
11:18
everyone gets a chance again to prove
11:20
their point. And yeah, I think if
11:22
people said, do star jumps to get
11:25
in the team, we would all do
11:27
it. I'm like, is it that easy?
11:29
How many star jumps? Because if it's
11:31
that easy to get in the start
11:33
of 11, I'll do them all day.
11:38
Kate, what's it like for you
11:40
when a new manager comes in?
11:42
Do you see everyone like trying
11:44
to impress? Yeah, definitely. I think
11:47
you want to put yourself in
11:49
the shop window. Well, that's ultimately
11:51
you're there to perform, ultimately wanting
11:53
to play in the start of
11:55
11. And for sure you see
11:57
people pull out tricks, flicks and
11:59
things that you never saw them
12:01
quite do before. for or in the previous weeks. But
12:03
it's all about fresh energy, fresh confidence, and ultimately,
12:05
you want to go out there, perform,
12:07
and get the points. And if you
12:09
don't get the points, then you want
12:12
to get the performance for the next
12:14
week to give you that little bit of
12:16
a boost. And I think, you know, with a new
12:18
manager coming in for Aston Villa,
12:20
I'm sure there'll be, you know, a
12:22
force to be reckoned with going forward,
12:24
because I really do believe that you've
12:27
got a great team. performances in certain
12:29
games like you can you can see
12:31
how much quality you have in
12:33
the team so you know for you
12:36
guys I'm sure the new manager is
12:38
excited to work with us as these
12:40
slightly older players within the
12:42
squads it like who does it fall
12:44
on to show the manager around you
12:46
know just to accept them on the
12:48
WhatsApp group like does any of
12:51
that stuff happen excuse me
12:53
did you just say older I
12:55
expect you to say experience my
12:57
love How, John, don't, don't, do
12:59
I question? As the senior
13:02
players. Yeah, well done. Yeah,
13:04
now, Jordan, you can answer.
13:06
No, I think, luckily, that's
13:08
all done above us now. I'd
13:10
like to think we won't add
13:12
them on what's happened. Shorn them
13:15
around the canteen and all sorts.
13:17
Here's our, here's our, here's our
13:19
football pitch. The only thing that
13:21
does happen is, like, like, obviously,
13:23
say someone like a kid I
13:26
can imagine she would go straight
13:28
up to the manager but you
13:30
can always tell no like to
13:32
be polite and say hi and
13:34
you know what I mean like
13:37
whatever it always is that awkward
13:39
like oh should we like go say hi
13:41
now or away or that happened a little
13:43
bit the other day but a few awkward
13:45
handshicks. Who went up first
13:47
then? Well we don't come into
13:50
breakfast like all together but yeah
13:52
it sounded like everyone went off.
13:54
Name and shame Jordan for shy.
13:56
No, I think I think Dan Turner just
13:58
said she'd done the whole like where
14:00
you'd go for a handshake and it's
14:02
not quite a handshake vibe, which can
14:04
happen. That's happened to me before. Right,
14:07
if she's got a name and shame,
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so do you. Yeah, go on, Pete.
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When I first moved to Leon, I
14:13
was in the hotel, that's pretty close
14:15
to the ground, and John Luke, who
14:17
was the former ever manager, he was
14:19
the coach at the time, and he
14:21
came to meet me, so he said,
14:24
let me meet in the foyer. and
14:26
I went in for the handshake but
14:28
in France they go for the cheek
14:30
kiss don't they and I was just
14:32
a bit like oh god do it
14:34
would do it would do or not
14:36
and I just froze I literally froze
14:39
on the spot I didn't know what
14:41
to do and he was like it's
14:43
okay it's okay you don't have to
14:45
do that but you know if you're
14:47
meeting teammates or the female men staff
14:49
in the club like it's polite I
14:51
didn't know what I think I think
14:53
I think I think I think I
14:56
think some really I think best game
14:58
wasn't for 10 weeks. Did you just
15:00
go around kissing everyone after that? Do
15:02
you want to know that? Everyone I
15:04
saw, I was like, hi guys, good
15:06
morning. You won't let your mom like
15:08
your face. I know, I felt ill,
15:11
honestly. I bet that was tough. It
15:13
wasn't the most time. How do you
15:15
know? Have you either of you ever
15:17
stitched up a new player by telling
15:19
them that, you know, this is something
15:21
we do at the club, initiation type
15:23
things. I remember when I was at
15:25
Everton, we was in the Champions League
15:28
away game and Tony Duggan stitched me
15:30
right up. She told me to take
15:32
a week test that we used to
15:34
do every morning if he was on
15:36
England, come and she was like, it's
15:38
the same sort of routine when you're
15:40
away with Everton. And I was like,
15:43
oh, like then, no problem. She was
15:45
like, I take it down to Mo's
15:47
room. And I was like, but it's
15:49
like 10 hours before the game. I
15:51
haven't just taken three hours before so
15:53
she knows him hydrated. She was like,
15:55
no, no, no, like take it now.
15:57
And I was like, whatever, then take
16:00
it at Anne. I was about to
16:02
knock on the door and... literally just
16:04
as I was about to make the
16:06
knock, she literally said, she'll stand the
16:08
corridor. Oh, waiting the whole hotel up
16:10
at like 8 o'clock in the morning.
16:12
No, no, no, I was only joking,
16:15
I was only joking, I was only
16:17
joking. And then I just seen Alex
16:19
being will come out the room, Michelle
16:21
Hinnigan, come out the room and start
16:23
laughing. I'm just gonna kill you all.
16:25
I'm just gonna kill you. What did
16:27
you do with the way? And
16:30
I started running back down a
16:32
corridor towards the room. And I
16:34
forgot, well, I didn't have no
16:37
lid for the cup because it
16:39
was just like a plastic coffee
16:41
cup from the hotel room. So
16:43
as a woman, the week's just
16:45
going everywhere. I was like, Tony,
16:47
I'm going to kill you. Hang
16:50
on. This woman won't let her
16:52
mom lick on a hanky and
16:54
spit on her face, but she'll
16:56
carry we around in a cup.
16:58
Yeah, because that was so normal
17:00
when we was young. Especially on
17:03
international, like, comes, you would take
17:05
it, we would literally, we, which
17:07
was gross, because every time you
17:09
would probably pee on your hand,
17:11
and then you take it into
17:13
them, and you, I'm not gonna
17:16
like. Well, that story was just
17:18
worth it, because it now means
17:20
we can put an explicit mention
17:22
on the podcast, which always gets
17:24
more listeners, so brilliant, well done.
17:26
Oh nice! We've stem numbers, why
17:29
not? Peter, yeah. Nice, Jordan. When
17:31
I came here, initiations was like
17:33
a big thing and it slowly
17:35
like dribbled out and I remember
17:37
me and Lucy Stan, we, you
17:39
had to do like a song
17:42
or something at dinner and every
17:44
away game, me and Lucy would
17:46
leg it. Like, we were literally
17:48
like, we're not doing it. So
17:50
it took them about nine games
17:52
to get us to do something
17:55
and we did like 10 seconds
17:57
and sat back down, so we
17:59
weren't very entered. turning really. What
18:01
was the song? I think I sang
18:03
I want it that way. I'm not
18:05
doing it now. Go on, go on
18:07
Keith, you did a Dell. Do you
18:09
know that one? Is that memory
18:12
so the sideline? I want
18:14
it that way. Please tell me
18:16
that's what you were dancing to.
18:18
All we need to know now
18:20
is the final topic will spring
18:23
on on you. FA Cup, which
18:25
is Oohoo! No WSL this weekend,
18:27
of course. Our very own pitch
18:29
to pod Darby, Brighton, travelling to
18:31
Villa, we put a little note out on
18:34
the socials. A little note out on the
18:36
socials. How old am I? I'm the senior
18:38
one. And we asked, if either of you
18:40
score, how should you celebrate? Jess wants you
18:43
to do the can can for some
18:45
reason. You've got to do this, by
18:47
the way, either of you. Matt says
18:49
pretend to be on a podcast with
18:51
one of your teammates and not
18:53
each other. Quite like that one Matt.
18:55
Beth wants you to do the
18:57
Cinderella one boot, I like that.
18:59
Maybe I think because Nikita only
19:01
gives away one of her boots. Yeah,
19:04
Keats, that can be. That's a
19:06
good child. Hopefully you just have
19:08
both boots on the whole game. Or not.
19:10
I mean, all fair, all fair. And
19:12
listener Dot has suggested a look
19:14
in the fridge celebration. You got to
19:17
pull that one out. That could work.
19:19
Which one are you going to do?
19:21
You've got to do one boot? I like
19:23
that. Yeah, go on, I'll fridge. Maybe I'll
19:25
do the one boot giveaway. Just fling you
19:28
a bit into the crowd, Keats. Launch it.
19:30
And get sent off as she takes someone
19:32
out. Maybe not. Actually, maybe not. Yeah, maybe
19:34
not that. I know you've been up against
19:37
each other before. You played alongside each other.
19:39
Any sort of cycling out going to happen
19:41
before the game? Do you want to start
19:43
it now? No, Jordan's too chill. Yeah. Calm.
19:45
It's all and calm. Maybe if you start
19:48
jump. See if Keats. Keats gets freaked. Gets
19:50
freaked. Gets freaked out by it. Get freaked
19:52
out by it. Jod if you do that
19:54
in your warmer? Imagine you said to your
19:56
whole team, right girls, this is our pitch,
19:58
this is our time. Let's do a dance
20:01
and let's run to the let's run let
20:03
them know this is let them know this is
20:05
we If be doing it every week doing it
20:07
every week. A new a new a little bit bit of
20:09
change my my my pre-m son. Well for that for that
20:11
reason alone I mean one of you's
20:13
got to win a it's a cup
20:15
match it's a looking forward to those celebrations to
20:18
it at the end Before I
20:20
let you go just to
20:22
say good luck, and I'm
20:24
neutral good luck and I'm good and Villa
20:26
I hope they win and
20:28
good luck to Brighton. I
20:30
hope they I hope they win. And overall,
20:32
I hope that hope is the is
20:34
the winner this it for this
20:36
week's episode said, no said this
20:38
this weekend it's FA Cup. WSL back on
20:40
back on Sunday the of of
20:42
February with us on on Sky,
20:44
630, Sky Sports Manchester City up
20:46
against against Liverpool, expects that one in
20:48
if you've got a question
20:50
for you've Jordan get in touch
20:52
using the Nikito or Jordan, get in touch
20:55
using the hashtag, pitch to pod. They're bundles to
20:57
practice, they're bundles, star jumps and looking. You
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