It's the creepy space baby turned Starman versus the impossibly stupid but incredibly lucky Jack Burton this week on The Carpenterbowl as Starman goes up against Big Trouble In Little China!
It's clobbering time this week as the party descends deeper into the darkness in search of Alfie, the blacksmith's lost brother. Can they find who they seek? Or is their quest at the end of its rope? Listen in to find out! Fulgrim is fully vind
Round two of The Carpenterbowl kicks off this week as the grandfather of all slasher horror Halloween goes up against one of Carpenters most underrated and engaging films, The Mouth of Madness. Which film will emerge triumphant and move on to t
Not content with their shenanigans in Bargewright Inn so far, this week the party does what they do best, try desperately to speak to people in a calm, normal fashion. Can they have just one goddamn conversation where they don't come across as
The party sails away as they continue their investigations into the secret auction. But are they forging a path to a new horizon? Or are they starting to circle the drain? Listen in to find out! Also on this week's episode: Hunter stalks his pr
We dive in deep this week and ask ourselves two critical questions, how do you know you're watching a John Carpenter movie and is John Carpenter a good director? Also we outline our plans for Round Two of the Carpenterbowl. Programming note: DM
All hell breaks lose this week as the party fails once again to try and stick to their plan and handle things quietly. Can they overcome Degeneration Hex, the latest in a long line of groups that want to kill them mere moments after they meet t
The game is afoot! And the party is well and truly over their heads as they are forced to investigate using their minds and not their weapons or psychic death powers. Can they discover the meaning of their clue to the secret auction? Or will th
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled wasn't convincing you that he wasn't real, it was convincing you that Escape from LA is worth watching. Find links to all episodes, social media and fun stuff at plusonetohijinks.com!
With their deal with a devil made, the party sets out for the auction. But will they be able to overcome their true nemesis, riddles? Tune in to find out. Also on this week's episode: Ion never skips chest day; Hunter broods; Fulgrim's habit is
The party makes their final preparations before departing for the Bargewright Inn where they hope to secure the arcane orb of destruction before it can do any harm. But a last minute arrival at Deephearth threatens to throw their plans into cha
This week on the Carpenterbowl, two very different movies about alien visitors face off in what proves to be the most one sided battle yet. Will upsettingly plastic faced Jeff Bridges as Starman be able to defeat a dozen ominous, tween colonize
It's all about the tactics and strategies on this week's episode as the party convenes their war council to plan adjustments to their defenses, possible avenues of attack, and how to get LSD into every single household they can. Find links to
It's a short and sweet episode this week as the Hijinkscrew goes over the new tricks and abilities that they've picked up now that everyone is level 13! Find links to all episodes, social media and fun stuff at plusonetohijinks.com!
The party takes a moment to rest and reflect while they wait for Kel's informant to provide the location of their next mission. But is this the calm before the storm? Or did we already use that line in a previous adventure arc's title? Wouldn't
2018 huh? That was a heck of a year. Sort of made it hard to find the funny. But we dug deep into the archives and found...well we found something ok? So please enjoy the "best" of table talk for 2018, now eleven days into 2019. Track List: 1.
The party limps back to Deephearth to tend to their wounds on this weeks episode. With Harold Greyspear now in control of three elemental artifacts, can they find a way to locate and obtain the fourth before it's too late? Or will a shocking re
There's blood in the water this week as the party continues their most savage battle yet. The Dessarin Watch clashes against the Cult of the Crushing Wave and Harold Greyspear. Then we spend a good ten minutes or so dunking on Creed. Side note,
We have our next carpenter bowl! And it is the cult classic Escape From New York taking on the might actually spawn a cult title of In The Mouth Of Madness. Find out who makes it through and also know...this hurt us. -Ion
The party faces off against Gar Shatterkeel, the prophet of the Crushing Wave as they continue their desperate attempt to seize one of the elemental artifacts before Harold Greyspear can collect them all. You know, sometimes you read back over
The party turns the tide on their ambushers this week and proceed to wreck shop in the Temple of the Crushing Wave. But can they ride their victory all the way to the end? Or will the waters of defeat wash over them? Tune in to find out! Also o
Say goodbye to the preliminary matches as we enter carpenterbowl proper! The enter the bowl stage sets 16 movies against each other to see who survives. This week we have the unstoppable one Michael Myers marching his horror classic Halloween a