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this year Don't even think
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about it. Just send it to
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digital currency. Yeah, patreon .com. You'll
2:21
be getting paper from grandma
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Mm -hmm send it our way
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2:28
spice catalog Description once wrote
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what tell us maybe get into
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that later later got intros
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to do well You know me.
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It's your buddy Andy and
2:39
like I said Yeah,
2:49
oh me some bread gotta listen to your grandma
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kick it this way It's
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your buddy Andy bear because
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little brother has always brought you
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by this man. He's standing
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He's ready. Hold on. I gotta
3:02
get the camera out. Yes.
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These videos are red hot. Are
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they hot? Social media. All
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right, ladies and gentlemen Here
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he goes Oh
3:29
Nick big pollock has entered
3:31
the program He's got dogs barking
3:34
with his mating dance. So
3:36
I think it worked. It worked
3:38
the dogs are talking female
3:40
dog barking It means you did
3:42
it, right Nick? Congratulations Welcome
3:44
to the show I did it
3:47
now. Mm -hmm. You done did
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it now Welcome
3:51
I like your Christmas
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themed pants today. Thank
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you. Just trying to
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be comfortable. Very nice
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Ladies and Ladies and gentlemen once
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a year It only
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It only once here immediate left.
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You want him, we got
4:10
him. left. You want him?
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We got him. I'm
4:14
Chris, Chris, the Christmas
4:17
tree. Chris, the littlest
4:19
Christmas tree. The only
4:21
place I want to
4:24
be is with you
4:26
tonight. Put
4:31
your hands together for the breakout
4:33
star of the podcast star of the
4:35
podcast medium. Steffi the in is cheering
4:37
for dad. the We're ready to
4:40
go with our Christmas to go with
4:42
our Christmas is is,
4:44
it it? Christmas week episode, so here we
4:46
we are on the 23rd It's
4:48
getting a little getting a little
4:50
colder out there. Do you
4:52
guys notice? Yeah, I was chilly. freezing my
4:54
ass off, off Say no more.
4:57
Say What do you got over there? do
4:59
you a nice there? Big... That's a a crotch.
5:01
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. My eyes no
5:03
good. good. this. This is is what's
5:05
stinking up the studio I don't know.
5:07
don't know. You might change
5:09
your mind once I it. it. it
5:12
up? You don't smell don't smell don't
5:14
know. It smells weird down
5:16
here and it's not and it's not warm.
5:18
I'm I'm self -conscious now that
5:20
I did something. something. I'm not farting
5:22
over here or anything, but. or Maybe
5:25
I need a bath, I maybe know. I need
5:27
a bath. I a bath know. of
5:29
a bath, a Chris said when
5:31
I walked in Chris said when I walked in.
5:33
going on we So what's going on? What
5:35
hot soup in there over there? We
5:37
you guys marshmallow guys are
5:39
not of course Are am are
5:41
you a marshmallow guy well yeah
5:43
guys or not? Of course. not everybody is
5:45
I don't know guy?
5:47
Well, yeah. Of course. Oh, it's
5:50
very well well from
5:52
my family members
5:54
so far, this
5:56
cold winter season. It's
5:59
it's Eina Gardens. hot cocoa
6:01
recipe. I added some
6:03
butterscotch flavoring it.
6:05
Who is Ina She's
6:08
just one of those TV
6:10
cooks. She's the barefoot Contessa?
6:12
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah.
6:14
Oh, her? Okay. Yeah. Okay.
6:16
It's getting rants and raves
6:18
this recipe, so I figured
6:20
I'd bring some for you
6:22
guys. Chris said it smelled
6:24
like beef barley. Did you
6:26
add some bullion cubes to
6:29
the hot chocolate? definitely
6:31
not Now know why the
6:33
dog was barking. Yeah exactly.
6:35
Definitely something that I uh
6:37
I don't know where this
6:39
mysterious smell is coming. There's
6:42
some sort of gauge on
6:44
top of Yeah a do
6:46
it tells the temperature inside
6:48
of that. Does
6:50
it say good? Thank
6:53
you. Measuring the PSI of
6:55
what's in on. Yeah so
6:57
yeah this doesn't smell like
6:59
that smell that I smelled.
7:01
Okay well. Which sort of
7:03
smell a mystery continues then. ladies and
7:05
gentlemen I can't show you what's in here
7:07
because a couple weeks well months ago
7:10
now I tried to show my ice cream
7:12
fell into my keyboard and I'm still
7:14
having trouble with the number eight. So
7:17
I can't show you what's in
7:19
here because I'll do it again,
7:21
but it's a beautiful cup See
7:23
now Andy can't type his favorite
7:25
Van Halen album to anybody. Yeah,
7:27
never hear it again Actually sometimes
7:29
I have to copy an from
7:31
somewhere and paste it. Oh, that
7:33
stinks Yeah, or I just have
7:35
to really, you know that key
7:37
until one shows up and then
7:39
sometimes it'll just continue eight like,
7:41
you know 13 aides across the
7:43
screen you should open up a
7:45
service ticket with the IT
7:47
department the company that you stole that
7:50
laptop for. See if I'll help
7:52
you. No idea what you're talking about.
7:54
I can't help you, sir. And
7:57
I do see our
8:00
friend Mr. Comerado asking about about the
8:02
sweet potato pie suggested. One of these of
8:04
these days I will try
8:06
to make it up. he just there's a
8:08
recipe or recipe or something? was a
8:10
there was a request. there were were
8:12
a couple of separate requests
8:14
for a sweet potato pie the
8:16
the Christmas episode. I fell a little
8:19
fell a little bit behind. all right. right. I will
8:21
make it up to everybody. Just
8:23
next time bring one of those one of from pies
8:25
and say that you made it. Oh, I
8:27
can't do that. paddy I can't pies that they
8:29
sell. pies that they sell Unbelievable Those are
8:31
good. Are they good? they are good. They
8:33
one I I had one don't remember
8:35
don't one and then I found
8:37
some kind of and then I found some
8:39
kind of recipe as much was the
8:41
same thing pretty much was the a crazy
8:43
not a not a crazy but but it's get
8:45
one guy acting goofy in
8:48
a video reviewing it and then
8:50
then poo Patty's a billionaire or
8:52
whatever whatever or or
8:54
or multi multi millions
8:57
like the like the Well, I
8:59
don't I can't say that
9:01
never say that never mind I'll just say say
9:03
it's like a different version of
9:05
like the Sami Hagar business principle of you know
9:08
You made good good money making
9:10
music. You made more selling she
9:12
She made more selling sweet potato
9:14
pies to Walmart. She doesn't she doesn't
9:16
have to remember her song
9:18
lyrics song lyrics done with that done with
9:20
that. Well Nick, this is delicious very
9:22
tasty. Thank you. Thank you. you.
9:24
good. I don't know where that
9:26
soup smell came from came from but glad
9:28
it's not not chocolate. I think have
9:30
a hot chocolate with chili
9:32
in it or something. in it or something.
9:34
No, nearly was gonna put a
9:37
little bit of a extra
9:39
spice in it but I was
9:41
spice in off the ledge. was talked down
9:43
off As it were. As it were. What
9:45
was the spice that was the spice
9:47
that you were thinking about adding? I
9:49
was thinking like a little
9:52
ginger ginger Okay. Okay. Well, Well uh, didn't happen.
9:54
Oh, Chris is happen. Oh to going to
9:56
get some ginger I think. I think.
9:58
He said that's an idea. Yeah. He's got
10:00
some fresh ginger right outside
10:02
the door there. the door there. I can't remember.
10:04
remember Our rotation of of song choices
10:07
has been several several times over
10:09
the past couple I I can't
10:11
remember remember whose turn it is. Nick's turn. okay.
10:13
turn. Wow, okay. So here we here we
10:15
are, week. Christmas are you Nick, are
10:17
you going to the listener submission
10:19
list? I am, and I
10:22
looked at it already. it already. Oh. I
10:24
picked a... I picked a picked a song
10:26
appropriate for the occasion. Okay. Oh, you
10:28
you handpicked it. We're not not going
10:30
I did I it, but. it,
10:32
is off the is off fair That's
10:35
fair. So... Yeah, so we won't
10:37
get people whining about Why
10:39
even have a list? Does that happen? Yeah,
10:41
Yeah, One guy just said so on so
10:43
on social media Well,
10:46
we tend to tend to stray
10:48
from the list it's our
10:50
show. We can do whatever
10:52
we want we want. Why even have
10:54
list? Did he record an
10:56
audio an audio clip of No, hear
10:59
it in your head
11:01
when you're reading you could hear
11:03
of here head when you're reading it.
11:05
on the list. We're on
11:07
the list, so we are on
11:09
the list. We're on the list, with
11:11
everybody. Yep, and I with everybody.
11:14
Yeah, and I, well, we
11:16
can get get into. I I say
11:18
what I was what I was
11:20
gonna say, say uh... God, what
11:22
do you got? hasn't it hasn't been
11:24
It hasn't been released, or
11:26
probably even announced announced going to
11:28
reference, something that we to already.
11:32
a couple days ago. recorded
11:35
day a couple days ago
11:37
or one day ago yeah,
11:39
it's just uh, it's I
11:41
checked out the list and
11:43
I'm like, and I'm like is
11:46
a cool song. a cool song
11:48
okay seasonally appropriate. Nice. And what's,
11:50
you know, what and what's, you
11:52
know, what more? as far as should
11:54
I be looking for as far as criteria?
11:56
That to to the two the two boxes the
11:59
data. do it. Do you need you
12:01
need any before I press before I
12:03
press the button and we introduce
12:05
the song? a rub
12:07
would be nice. rub would know the album
12:09
title and everything? know the album In fact,
12:12
I think it's not on an
12:14
album, but I will make it work.
12:16
right. Make it work. Let's turn
12:18
the microphone over to but I will make it
12:20
work. All right make it work.
12:22
Let's turn the Father Christmas.
12:24
to Chris Jericho! single Father Christmas. by
12:27
the band? The Kinks. I believe it
12:29
was only I believe it
12:31
was only released as
12:33
a single happen as those
12:35
happen back in those
12:37
days. cool okay yeah now. did
12:39
talk about cool. recently Yeah, so
12:41
we did talk about this
12:43
song recently yeah I find it recently. here
12:45
do you know who it on the
12:47
list here. Do you know who to it's
12:50
probably the looking just at kinks It
12:52
is under the it is under my mistake okay
12:54
it's and it's Well recognize the
12:56
name, patron. the name, patron.
12:58
Oh it. it. Oh,
13:00
Chuck This is, yeah, my eyes
13:02
are no eyes are on a I
13:04
thought I said gonna say it was
13:06
a I was gonna say potatoes. a potato. Chuck
13:10
Chuck and Potatoes. Chuck don't have
13:12
my glasses on. Uh
13:14
Russick. I don't you want me
13:16
to read what he says here on. Oh.
13:18
Yeah, with me here we go read what he
13:20
says to squint interesting story about this
13:22
song for me we go. I I host
13:24
a local trivia and and I 29, you young
13:26
fella. the guy who but the guy who
13:29
used to co -host with me
13:31
was about 25 years older than
13:33
me, and this was his favorite
13:35
song in general. Not just a a
13:37
song, but song, but song. overall passed
13:40
away in 2021, sorry to hear
13:42
that. 2021. Sorry to hear that. But toss this
13:44
song in here in honor of him
13:46
of and the subject matter of the
13:48
song is a little goofy. is a little
13:50
free to do this. do this... the song
13:52
around christmas time if you ever come
13:54
across it. it during other parts
13:56
of the year. the year well hey the day,
13:59
so that's cool. cool Yeah, it's only on
14:01
it's only on here once. Nobody
14:03
else submitted it, but that's perfect. that's
14:05
perfect. And of course, our friend, Mr. a
14:07
cover recorded a cover version of
14:09
this Yeah. ago. get his blessing to do it today. I
14:11
did get his blessing to do
14:13
it today. he I checked with
14:15
him just to see if he
14:17
wanted to be part of an
14:19
episode to do it. a later date no,
14:21
do it. He said, no, go
14:23
for it. Go for it, okay.
14:25
He said, that's perfectly fine with
14:27
him, you know. All right. right. want
14:29
to make sure. to make we're doing
14:31
the cover version? the No, no,
14:33
we're doing the original, No, no,
14:35
we're doing the original. this this is
14:38
1977. Oh, okay. At the height
14:40
of the, I the height of
14:42
the I guess this would
14:44
be the height of the
14:46
punk movement At least over
14:48
in the UK. Yeah, because
14:50
one was the the, never mind the
14:53
bollocks, was at 76? 77. I think
14:55
it was still still at that
14:57
point that I guess it
14:59
hadn't it hadn't jumped whatever swimming carnivore
15:01
it It was going to jump.
15:03
I think that happened in that
15:05
happened in 77 It's quite possible over
15:08
there. I there. know. I mean
15:10
other great stuff came out
15:12
after well I just mean as
15:14
far as it being like
15:16
a big thing mean as far as it
15:18
was already big thing. had already invented
15:20
Ramone was already, he already invented it. Decades
15:22
earlier. Yeah, so there is a video, but is
15:24
a video, but I don't know that
15:27
we necessarily have to watch it. We
15:29
don't have to. Unless it's, noteworthy. I don't know.
15:31
I don't know. I mean, it's
15:33
cool that there's a video from this
15:35
song in 1977, but I don't
15:37
know that we necessarily would need to
15:39
watch it. I think listening to
15:41
it would probably suffice. think all right
15:43
I don't feel like using my
15:45
eyes so suffice. All right. I don't feel like
15:47
using my eyes, so. gonna put on
15:49
nitro he doesn't care is I
15:52
thought that was that. Kick back. Funny, and you
15:54
put on Nitro. Disc 5. Oh, is this on my compilation?
15:56
Picture book? Does that work? I hope work some
15:58
it's not some bullshit a picture
16:00
aka a warning by by pretty
16:02
much the same the pretty
16:05
much the same that me
16:07
guitar part don't know it
16:09
guitar yeah I know it, okay. the
16:11
same basically the same thing. there's a
16:13
we're looking for it and we're
16:15
looking for it and there's Jericho's version
16:17
right there. there Chris Jericho
16:19
and the Christmas the Christmas Helves
16:21
yeah and there's Then quite
16:23
a few covers one. of
16:25
this religion did one. Yeah, well Chris's favorite
16:27
band Soup. for soup. Oh Jesus.
16:29
we do that and do
16:32
that in apparently, did it?
16:34
Oh, God. did it? Oh God. Warrant,
16:36
I'm not sure if it
16:38
was was without or without Janey but,
16:40
Lane, but apparently did a cheap
16:42
trick, did a done it. Cheap tricks
16:44
All right, that's enough, it's
16:46
too much. too much. What's
16:48
bowling for soup? Motor City Jot? No, never
16:51
mind. Yeah, I don't know I
16:53
don't know anything about
16:55
bowling for soup other
16:57
than the name, and for
16:59
did you say that
17:01
one of the guys
17:03
was obese? Oh, there's
17:05
the name and pounds. Chris said
17:07
I know. Get him
17:09
out of there, say him.
17:12
Did we ever... You never heard
17:14
of that song was obese? I they did?
17:16
I don't think so, but think don't
17:19
think so Sullying the the
17:21
of of my high
17:23
school graduation It pisses
17:25
me off Yeah, end. of more
17:27
than five. Yeah, it's terrible. it's
17:30
terrible. Everything they've done
17:32
is terrible They stink. It's like soup.
17:34
Morbidally obese band obese band
17:36
members So have so based on
17:38
that not to throw anyone under
17:40
a bus but do you you not like
17:42
tad because of that? of that? Um,
17:45
I mean, I, I, are they I, okay?
17:47
are they okay? Kind of
17:49
indifferent Ted. Okay. I don't don't really have
17:51
an opinion on Ted. They're heavy guys.
17:53
I I, I think there's one
17:56
or two one or large individuals. Crow
17:59
bars. fat asses in the group
18:01
and stuff like that. Scott Stein has
18:03
said no. I mean, this bowling for
18:06
soup guy is next level. I mean,
18:08
he's like, he's the kind of guy
18:10
who would be, you know, buried in
18:13
a grand piano box. He's that fucking
18:15
fat. He just can't have it. He
18:17
said he can have it. I guess
18:20
he was wrong. Yeah. Somebody should have
18:22
stepped in and made that decision for
18:24
him. No, you cannot. All right. So
18:27
I've got it pulled up here. Any
18:29
thoughts on this before we get started?
18:31
Or you ready to do it? Written
18:34
by Ray Davies. I don't know. I
18:36
don't know if I want to get
18:38
too into any sort of spils about
18:41
the kinks before we start listening. Maybe
18:43
we can, I guess we could just
18:45
get into it. Yeah. All right. This
18:47
is one you don't hear on the
18:50
radio. At least not on the... The
18:53
friendly pop music. Yeah, the radio sound
18:55
I can hear it. I mean light
18:57
FM. No, this is mixed in with
18:59
Mariah Carey Yeah, George Michael and the
19:01
like I mean I could almost this
19:03
song might not even really have a
19:05
home on the radio right because it's
19:08
it's it's not as far out to
19:10
be a doctor Demento song if there
19:12
were if there is still a doctor
19:14
Demento program, but like that type of
19:16
thing. But it's not your standard Christmas
19:18
fair either. So, yeah, I don't know.
19:20
I could imagine that maybe like your
19:22
classic rock station or something would play
19:24
this once a year. They're not gonna
19:26
play it one in the morning. They're
19:28
not gonna play it over and over
19:30
and over. Which, well, we'll get into
19:33
it, see what we think of it,
19:35
but maybe it should be on the
19:37
radio more often. Maybe. Let's take a
19:39
quick commercial break. We'll be right back
19:41
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So, got basically you're at you're
21:31
in Kmart in the 1960s. And
21:33
and this is kind of what
21:36
you would hear What would that
21:38
be? you know? Yeah, Well, they
21:40
have videos like that you
21:43
ever seen those on YouTube?
21:45
Someone Someone will take some Muzak
21:47
or some kind of stuff
21:49
like that and basically recreate the,
21:51
like. Two hours long
21:54
video, your in Kmart in
21:56
the 1970s or whatever. Now, how
21:58
do you happen across? I had
22:00
it on the background. Okay. That's
22:02
that's in my algorithm. it
22:04
the algorithm in you? Just
22:07
hours that a video like that the fact
22:09
that a video like that this thought
22:11
okay, this is check it out.
22:13
Pretty fascinating. you you watch it
22:15
all the way through? way through. I had it
22:17
on the Had it on the background.
22:19
Okay I don't don't
22:21
think it It wasn't like. You know
22:23
virtual reality where you're walking through a,
22:25
no, that would be kind of
22:27
cool. that would be it of cool. Was it was
22:29
real? it it was real as before
22:31
the whole is before the whole AI shot film
22:34
for two hours in a Kmart?
22:36
No, it wasn't film. It was more
22:38
just like a it wasn't shot of
22:40
a Kmart. like a was just, outside shot of a
22:42
music. But it was video. I'm just, for the
22:44
background music. Okay, I thought it
22:46
was for the whole thing. It's no.
22:48
When you said that I was thinking
22:50
of, music. on Instagram or something, you'll
22:52
see thing. Like, oh, this what shopping malls
22:54
looked like in the the 80s. And video
22:56
camera footage. footage. Yeah, yeah. like on
22:58
the escalator and looking around. looking thought
23:00
that's what you meant that someone
23:02
actually rolled film inside of a
23:04
film two hours. At least not
23:06
that I've seen. hours. At not yet. not
23:08
that I've seen. find it for you. camera.
23:10
We'll find it for you. Yeah. No, just, you that that
23:12
would actually, just the stuff that's
23:14
on on much less the rest
23:16
of the of the it can be
23:18
pretty fascinating that people put time
23:20
into that. put time stranger to love that
23:23
no Yeah. Yeah. to love exactly of that.
23:25
it's it's amazing So how much time
23:27
is how much to put a
23:29
still image image? the outside of
23:31
a of a and just say, loop
23:33
this for two hours? Well,
23:35
but for two It sounds Well, but seconds
23:38
of time about 30 to either of
23:40
time somehow track down whatever sort
23:42
of music would have been
23:44
played there or how do you
23:46
know down You're just taking of word
23:49
for it? Seemed like a
23:51
nice guy. and make a play. How do you know
23:53
it's authentic? You just taking this asshole's
23:55
word for probably Seems like a
23:57
nice guy to sky to
23:59
on. What's a of a with
24:02
this guy, this guy? It's texts
24:04
with him at three in
24:06
the morning. in the morning. So tell me tell
24:08
me again Kmart was. can't sleep. Tell
24:10
I can't sleep, tell me about
24:13
Kmart. What were the hot
24:15
toys at Kmart in the Tell me
24:17
again. I know I asked me again, I
24:19
know I asked you albums
24:21
available at available at Kmart
24:23
in the 60s. Quite possibly.
24:25
Okay, so that's what that's what
24:28
this sounds like. like. Sure.
24:30
According to some to some the YouTube,
24:32
we're just like, yeah, you just like, is
24:34
what it you know, this
24:36
is what it sounded like.
24:38
Nobody knows. Nobody remembers. you
24:41
know, there's Well, you know, there's
24:43
usually on a video like
24:45
that, there'll be one person
24:47
who will say, I was
24:49
a manager say, I was a manager from
24:52
1974 to and this is this is,
24:54
this is exactly like. like. Yeah. Concentrate on
24:56
on getting through the day
24:58
without relying on on. 10s under government, okay?
25:00
Instead of of what it
25:02
was like, like, the Kmart you managed
25:04
in the 60s, your priority is is
25:07
together. more than hot chocolate? Yeah, any
25:09
more of that hot chocolate?
25:11
more? man. You want more?
25:13
right. Yeah, come Oh, come on.
25:15
You over here. right there.
25:17
Yeah, you bring that
25:19
over here. We're going to
25:21
keep going. about going. What
25:23
just said Kmart was founded
25:26
in said Kmart was founded in 1977. Oh,
25:28
well. Thanks Jerry. Jerry. There's another
25:30
rooked in into something. something. naive Nick. If
25:32
on YouTube it must be true. it's
25:34
on YouTube, it must be
25:36
true. ha right. Well then
25:38
that would have been music from
25:40
the this song would have been
25:42
that would have been
25:44
perfect They song would have
25:46
been brand opened Walmart or opened
25:49
Kmart with the Christmas season
25:51
of of With this song. this song.
25:53
Yeah. Alright, keep going. going. So
26:21
Davies to me, it has
26:23
a voice with a lot
26:25
of character, but but in
26:27
my opinion, not a terribly Strong
26:31
vocalist yeah always
26:33
seem to be double
26:35
-tracked when possible, interesting
26:37
effect, a lot of
26:39
character, but their
26:42
songs when covered
26:44
by more powerful
26:46
vocalists? seem to, they're
26:48
like a whole other. dimension
26:51
gets opened up by
26:54
it's like wrote and
26:56
played a lot of
26:58
great songs But
27:00
it seems but well, but
27:02
it seems like to me when
27:04
the right band covers a
27:06
kink song It becomes a better
27:08
song. Mmm. That's not a
27:10
knock at the kinks, but I'm
27:13
just saying that To
27:15
me, to my ears, that
27:17
seems to have happened a few
27:19
times. many, what are some
27:21
other examples besides besides the obvious
27:23
Van Halen? The Van Halen
27:25
one, yes. I'm
27:28
probably gonna get people mad at
27:30
me for this, but Waterloo Sunset,
27:32
great song. I don't think the
27:34
kinks version is particularly strong compared
27:36
to some other ones I've heard.
27:38
I know Def Leppard does one,
27:40
which I think is, I think
27:42
it's a great version. Here's the
27:44
fucking death leopard butt kissing Yeah,
27:47
because they're listening Nick's been
27:49
trying to get them on this,
27:51
either Def or the k -mart
27:53
guy either or I'm getting
27:55
them on here I me guess,
27:57
it's in the mix of
27:59
this Bolshevik. No, Slades in the in
28:01
the category of a band
28:03
that other bands cover. the
28:05
kinks category, in the Kinks category, huh?
28:07
Well, only go up from
28:09
there. there. Definitely an an example
28:11
of covers being better
28:13
than the original, but I
28:15
digress. There's one in
28:17
particular that I think is...
28:20
that I It's a great song,
28:22
but if you listen to the
28:24
cover version, it's no contest. it's
28:26
no contest. No Return, which which is kind
28:28
of like a a nova, you
28:30
kind of a you song. of a
28:32
kink song? And there's my, one of of my
28:34
favorite female vocalists that I
28:36
brought up before, Babelle Gilberto did
28:38
a version, which is a
28:41
masterpiece, her version. version, which is mean, her
28:44
version. So I a lot
28:46
of character there's a kinks
28:48
are and there, the to my
28:50
ears, in, to my ears, less accessible. Beatles
28:54
slash stones kind of
28:56
alternative. Uh Which makes it
28:58
accessible? I mean they've had giant had
29:00
giant hits, but I would
29:02
say just mainly based on
29:04
the vocals, they're less
29:06
accessible than like the Stones
29:08
or the Beatles. or the
29:10
Beatles. But song-wise you
29:13
know you can't you know, you
29:15
can't, you can't argue the greatness of
29:17
the songwriting. No. There was was that one
29:19
Green Day cover cover on that Howard Yeah. Tired
29:21
of waiting. That was good. That was good. That
29:23
was a really good probably better
29:25
than the original. Maybe slightly, but they
29:28
did it. The same. they did very
29:30
close to the original, but just like
29:32
a more modern polished version, I
29:34
guess. like From the private parts version, I guess.
29:36
Yeah. From the when that was a big
29:38
thing, we had to get Yeah. Back when
29:40
that to do. thing. you just basically like
29:43
their to do. And you just basically is going
29:45
on the B-sides from recent years. Yeah. Now that's not
29:47
what I'm saying is not is at
29:49
them at all I'm just this
29:51
is just an observation is just an made
29:53
over the I've made what you're typing me
29:55
on the side over here typing me on
29:57
the side over here on the text messages I think it's
29:59
just think it's a matter
30:01
of taste. mean, obviously, the
30:03
Van Halen cover, if you
30:05
really got me, was iconic
30:07
about the original, since we
30:10
were talking about punk rock
30:12
earlier. A lot of people
30:14
consider that to be the
30:16
template for punk rock, with
30:18
the nasty distorted guitars and
30:20
the attitude behind it. Yeah,
30:22
I mean, there is definitely
30:24
a punky flare way before
30:26
punk was a thing going
30:28
on. That attitude and sound,
30:30
you know. The fuzz, just
30:33
the big fuzz -y sound. Yeah,
30:35
and the legend has it
30:37
it was a speaker cone
30:39
slashed with a razor blade,
30:41
gave you that sound or
30:43
whatever. Which I have done.
30:45
On purpose? Yeah. And did
30:47
it work? It gave it
30:49
some fuzz. I did it
30:51
to a really small amp,
30:53
just to see, because I
30:55
remember hearing that somewhere. Please
30:58
tell me you didn't hack
31:00
up a pile speaker. No,
31:02
no. It was
31:04
a pile with an eye.
31:06
It would be like pouring
31:08
lighter fluid on a $5
31:10
,000 Gibson, you just can't
31:12
do it. Can't have a
31:14
fat ass in your band
31:16
and you can't slice up
31:18
a pile speaker cone. You
31:20
probably literally can't slice a
31:22
pile speaker cone. It's impossible.
31:24
Too durable. Too well made.
31:26
Alright, let's continue. Knocked
31:42
his reindeer to the floor.
31:44
So for those who are
31:46
not familiar, basically, guy's a
31:48
department store Santa, and
31:51
he got mugged. Yeah, it's
31:54
messed up. That is pretty
31:56
messed up. Yeah, so with that,
31:58
I'm assuming in this context, text
32:00
that would a charity thing right? Like a,
32:02
almost like a a army kind
32:04
of Army kind of or just that what
32:07
you- for the store. just working for
32:09
know coming. Oh, okay. Like, you know, come money
32:11
I was thinking they took
32:13
like his did they say they
32:15
took thinking they I'm thinking a- Did they say
32:17
they shit money? I mugged him. I'm thinking mugged,
32:20
He took his reindeer with them
32:22
me your it over his it over
32:24
He took his and what are you
32:26
gonna do with a reindeer, he took
32:28
his reindeer. I mean, what is it? Just is
32:30
it? shit over and and send a message to
32:32
gang of kids will take a will take
32:34
a they will. Yeah, they will. You got a
32:36
good point there just to fucking destroy
32:39
it or piss on it or
32:41
whatever, but there's no value to it.
32:43
Put it in someone's yard and
32:45
light it on fire. I
32:47
mean, a mugging involves
32:49
stealing someone's stealing someone's you
32:52
know. Yeah. You know. Well,
32:54
that's... this is a
32:56
obviously it's coming
32:58
from a coming of
33:01
view with the kinks,
33:03
but point this song
33:05
about with the Kinks, but
33:07
they hate song about Philadelphia? Don't
33:09
they hate Santa in during
33:12
one eagle, They mean they
33:14
threw what? Snowballs. Snowballs at Santa? During
33:16
are so I mean, it's
33:18
probably all the time. The cops
33:21
black people people at one
33:23
point that city. Look you go.
33:25
up. up. in
33:28
that municipality. See, Comerado
33:30
saying easy. It's true. see. no
33:32
easy. There's no easy. There's no easy.
33:34
It's no easy. It's no It's
33:36
a It's a fact.
33:38
Go look it
33:40
up. Oh, bad things
33:42
happen happen there. Yep. The
33:44
The authorities of Philadelphia
33:46
drop bombs on
33:48
a a neighborhood. Enough
33:50
said, okay, and And yet
33:52
people still live there
33:54
and have some civic
33:56
pride in the place,
33:58
in the place ridiculous It's kind
34:00
of like of like Nikki away
34:03
with what he got
34:05
away with what he got away with that
34:07
We video play that later
34:09
can't find play that later. I can't
34:12
find this. Okay. said you mind. Yeah.
34:14
You said you search for it?
34:16
Search for Motley Crew. said thought you said
34:18
I put it up in
34:20
the it. I put it up in the pot to
34:22
You could see that. see
34:24
I did not I did not. you
34:26
go. go. Jerry my apologies Nick
34:28
the first store with the
34:30
Kmart name was the Kmart name
34:32
they became Well they became incorporated 1970s. So I
34:34
So back when they were
34:36
punk rock in the when
34:38
before they sold out in the 60s
34:40
when that guy made that
34:43
video. Yeah that guy made that video. Yeah.
34:45
Back it was cool. cool. Yep. Oh, and
34:47
also Chris says the black
34:49
mayor did that mayor did
34:51
that. He bombed here nor
34:53
there That's neither here in the
34:56
city happened just city. It's just,
34:58
chaos over chaos over there. Well,
35:00
Andy and I are very near being from
35:02
Chicago, so we can't really say
35:04
much. really say much. Yeah, but we're Yeah,
35:06
but we're talking about Philadelphia right now.
35:08
now. focus on just focus on that. snowballs
35:10
at mean, they threw threw at Santa.
35:12
They had to be P in some Santa. to
35:14
be P in some of those.
35:16
Batteries? Really? that what it was? I mean,
35:19
I think there was a I think there of
35:21
combination of things, but a rather
35:23
get with a snowball than a
35:25
battery. so that's much worse. Unless there's
35:27
a battery in the ice in the ice
35:29
ball. You You guys ever do anything
35:31
like that? No. that? No. What kind of
35:33
of person do you think you're
35:35
dealing you think gonna tell a story. Uh -oh. I'm
35:37
time, tell a I don't know. One time, the kids
35:39
back here we were gonna go to soccer
35:41
practice or something but like got dropped off
35:43
there and then was gonna go do something
35:45
but just you know like when you're just
35:47
bored waiting to go somewhere just stand in
35:49
there. So I picked up a rock go do
35:51
it in a But time I ever did this
35:53
in my life just randomly threw it waiting
35:56
to go somewhere, just standing
35:58
there. Oh no. I said all right right, let's get in this
36:00
van. What was it? It was it? It was
36:02
a basement window a couple Is down. you
36:04
Oh no. in the middle of winter is to have only
36:06
sound you out in the middle of thing I
36:09
to have a window busted out in
36:11
your house. is thing I find most
36:13
egregious about your story is you said
36:15
it was soccer practice and then you
36:17
found snow on the ground. was it was
36:19
indoor soccer. I can can remember exactly what
36:21
it was. it was, yeah. I know what house, house.
36:23
I could go to the house tomorrow
36:26
and tell them I'm sorry. My name
36:28
is I'm It might just be happening. Earl, it
36:30
years ago or whatever it was over.
36:32
32 years a snowball and I wasn't
36:34
man enough to tell you that I
36:36
did and I wasn't man got in a
36:38
van and sat there in the dark
36:40
got in a van and for the in the of
36:42
my drive us to the father of my
36:44
in the van. Quite a revelation. us to
36:47
soccer. Dude, It's all made up. Yeah,
36:49
it's all made up. So,
37:12
yeah, it's got, as
37:14
people will hear in
37:17
a got, of days
37:19
people will hear in a couple
37:21
of days after this recording. got a It's
37:23
got a it, which it,
37:25
which is pretty potent, I
37:27
would say. say. Basically,
37:30
they're people who are like in
37:32
need. are like in need, like,
37:34
big time. Yeah. It's
37:36
a it's an is an interesting way
37:39
to to put it though they're
37:41
like like thug know know
37:43
Knowing that it's a I mean I
37:45
guess unless mean, I guess unless they're
37:47
mistaking him for the real Santa real
37:49
and they just think he and they
37:51
failed miserably at what he is supposed
37:53
to be giving. he is I
37:55
don't know. be giving I don't know but
37:58
the fact fact that he's getting mugged
38:00
by a bunch of kids. makes
38:02
me think of kind of
38:04
messed up. I
38:07
forget what website it was but it was
38:09
a thing a few years back where it
38:11
was like how many how
38:13
many kindergartners could you survive
38:15
attacking you? Have you ever
38:17
seen that? I've heard people say,
38:19
ask that question. that, yeah. Yeah,
38:21
like comment, you know, Yeah. How
38:23
many five -year -olds could you take
38:25
or whatever? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, stuff
38:27
like that. It's kind of conjuring
38:29
this up. But so it's got
38:32
it's got a edge to it,
38:34
content -wise and lyrically. and musically, too.
38:36
It's got some pretty cool stuff
38:38
going on with the, especially the
38:40
distorted guitar parts. I
38:43
am guessing are pedals. Now I
38:45
know some people out there. So people
38:47
hate me pedals yeah I have
38:49
no problem with pedals we've heard of
38:51
that kind of claim happening um
38:53
you know at this point though in
38:55
the song our
38:58
Is the, whatever the guy telling
39:00
the story, has he revealed
39:02
that there's anything? to these kids being
39:05
in need or they just pieces of
39:07
shit so far. Hmm,
39:10
that's don't think he's at this point. I
39:12
don't think he said anything. It's just some
39:14
kids said give me your bread Don't make
39:16
us annoyed. I I mean, I guess the
39:18
little give the toys to the little rich
39:20
boys Yeah, basically that implies that kind of
39:22
exposes that I would say okay cuz I'm
39:25
thinking you could just say I don't want
39:27
any toys I want some money so I
39:29
can go buy some booze and some cigarettes
39:31
I'm gonna punch your lights out if you
39:33
suppose that's true Why do you have to
39:35
disclose what you're going do with the money
39:37
just give me your fucking money and that's
39:39
it it. Yeah, but I'm saying at this
39:41
point in the song he didn't say that these
39:43
are kids in need. He just said these kids
39:45
are robbing me So
39:47
well, Nick said there are kids Nick
39:49
said that that was what he
39:51
was saying Nick's heard the song a
39:53
million times has come to this
39:55
conclusion. We also discussed this reason to
39:57
see making an artistic decision
40:00
to reveal more as the more as the
40:02
song goes on. To make you feel like,
40:04
oh, these are pieces of shit. Oh,
40:06
maybe they're not pieces of shit. shit I
40:09
think saying saying about the little rich boys,
40:11
kind of, boys kind of a separation there between
40:13
these kids that are robbing him. these kids
40:15
that are robbing rich boys.
40:17
quote unquote little rich boys continue.
40:19
continue So
40:32
Steve
40:34
Austin
40:36
outfit,
40:38
leather
40:41
a Steve Austin outfit so
40:43
that that had to
40:45
be a six million
40:47
yeah one of those a...
40:50
flammable suffocating
40:52
costumes or what? I guess
40:54
guess so. I hot as well.
40:57
I wasn't really recollecting
40:59
Steve Austin being hot. have back
41:01
in the day. the day. Steve
41:03
Austin action figure on
41:05
the other hand. That was
41:07
hot. was desirable. Everybody
41:09
had to have one. had to Had
41:11
the bionic eye, the bionic arm,
41:13
all that stuff. That was a
41:15
big one back in the day. back
41:17
in the no cuddly toy for sister,
41:20
no for sister, no A jigsaw, I'm
41:22
guessing a puzzle, not an actual yep.
41:24
A jigsaw, I'm I was thinking why
41:26
is there a power tool in
41:28
here, except for dad or something,
41:30
but. Yeah. Okay, saw. Oh you mean
41:32
a puzzle. I was all
41:35
right. why is there a power
41:37
tool in there? Is
41:39
that for dad or
41:41
something? Yeah. Okay, yeah,
41:43
you mean a puzzle.
41:46
I gotcha. All right.
41:50
He's got lots of miles to feel. Yeah,
42:03
these are, these are,
42:05
desperate people You can also
42:07
scare all the kids on
42:10
the street by dropping bombs on
42:12
them from helicopter My goodness,
42:14
I would do it too. or
42:16
a or a coincidentally that
42:18
incident happened in 1985 the year
42:20
was by bowling for soup
42:23
and song is that what they
42:25
were celebrating in that song
42:27
It's possible. I think they, I
42:29
think they glossed over that
42:31
incident in favor of some general
42:34
80s nostalgia, okay Yeah, it happened
42:36
about a month before I graduated
42:38
high school. Big
42:40
news at the time. Or
42:43
is that swept into the
42:45
road? I I didn't hear any.
42:47
I don't remember hearing anything
42:49
about it until fairly recently, because
42:51
there's been some legal or
42:53
settlements after the fact, but. That's
42:56
it. I'd be curious
42:59
to know the. alleged justification
43:01
for such a Well,
43:03
there's a big big
43:05
background about it, racially,
43:07
you know. driven,
43:10
but Well,
43:13
in, in, in,
43:15
in sunny news, Lee Major's still
43:17
with us. just, I just wanted
43:19
to make sure. Oh, Oh, good.
43:21
Hmm. How old is he? 80
43:23
something. He's, uh, he's 85. Is
43:26
that show was 85? 85. 85.
43:28
Recurring, uh, theme here. Ocho I
43:30
hope I get little little Ocho
43:32
Cinco toy under the tree this
43:34
year. Now can you use, is
43:36
is anything about the, uh, is
43:38
there any merchandise with the million
43:41
that you can use to frighten
43:43
people in the street as these
43:45
children? are, want to do in
43:47
the song, or would an action
43:49
figure be menacing enough to shake
43:51
someone down with? Yeah, I don't
43:53
know anything about that show, so
43:56
I don't know what items even
43:58
existed from it. Well,
44:00
was it like a a stretch
44:02
armstrong type of thing?
44:04
He beat the shit out
44:06
of someone He beat the shit out
44:09
of Well, he it. Could be. Well,
44:11
he by the government by the
44:13
government and had these, you limbs and
44:15
an eyeball and stuff
44:17
that he could do that he
44:19
could do, you know, things with, ideally
44:21
in the name of justice of the American
44:23
way. American way. You've of You've heard of the
44:26
show, though. Yeah, I've heard of it,
44:28
and I know there's some noise that he
44:30
made when he did. certain things. did I
44:32
think I've heard more people think I've that
44:34
people Do that the show. see the show right
44:36
that I don't even want to
44:38
try it, but yeah, that
44:40
little noise it But yeah that little said,
44:43
his eyeball activation. he said his eyeball stuff.
44:45
right? Yeah, all that stuff. Yeah, well, yeah I I
44:47
only know him from the fall of
44:49
guys. the in the psychocam addiction. Is that is
44:51
that that's that on? that's based
44:53
on? Well, it's kind of similar
44:55
to whenever they would cut
44:58
to his bionic eye. you'd see like a
45:00
cross hairs and like like a in and
45:02
stuff. Yep. probably was the was the
45:04
inspiration. the readouts know. the corner. Okay. Wasn't
45:06
that sort of what they did in
45:08
Terminator also they would show his his point? Like
45:10
he people and would say like You
45:12
know if it was a if or
45:14
whatever threat or a little a but I
45:16
don't know if it's exactly what he
45:18
saw robo Cop he saw. like they
45:20
just took the script for script six million dollar man
45:22
and I think that's it's a documentary
45:24
a Detroit in Detroit though. Oh yeah. took place
45:26
I it took place. I think that really happened. Hmm. wasn't
45:28
that the whole thing that it was
45:30
someone who was killed He was
45:33
killed in the line of duty and
45:35
rebuilt by the police force
45:37
was killed a the line of
45:39
duty and rebuilt by the police force
45:41
series movie like a out
45:43
called And that a
45:45
lot of kids are
45:47
into and movie essentially called You
45:50
know, that a lot of kids are got
45:52
blown up And a dog
45:54
head on him. Yeah, the know,
45:56
they put blown got blown up. book.
45:58
I did not that. So a dog's head
46:00
on him. him. I just thought it was some
46:03
dog dog you know, know, it was
46:05
a a violent back no, the guy's head
46:07
died. guy's head died they put the put the
46:09
on step on. I had no idea. it
46:11
has sold millions. Yeah, I see it.
46:13
I And I'm going to have to
46:15
go see the movie, I'm sure. to
46:17
go looking forward to it, frankly. looking had
46:20
no clue. Yeah, but it's essentially
46:22
clue. Yeah, but it's essentially a robocop dog. the cop without
46:24
the robo. K-9 unit. Yeah. They couldn't have put
46:26
a human head. I guess they
46:28
didn't have an extra. The human
46:30
head died. they They had an
46:32
extra dog head laying The had his
46:34
dog and I think the dog's
46:37
body got an so they just
46:39
did a swap. head They played a
46:41
little game of he had his dog and I
46:43
think the dog's body got blown. Oh, so they
46:45
just did a swap. They
46:47
played a little game of
46:49
switcharoo. Okay. Okay. We're
46:58
getting into a lot
47:01
of stuff that sounds
47:03
like earlier 70s. Musically,
47:05
we're getting into a
47:08
lot of stuff that
47:10
sounds like earlier 70s
47:13
glam. Yeah. Which I think
47:15
we're getting into a lot of stuff
47:17
that sounds like the
47:19
Kinks Yeah, which I
47:21
think is really cool of the kinks influenced
47:23
a lot of those bands. I'm sure
47:25
and then you kind of see of see.
47:27
the shoe being on the being on the
47:29
other foot a little bit. Yeah. I like with
47:31
that sort of the with the snare
47:33
gym that yeah of the with the snare it seems
47:36
to me like that would of it seems to me
47:38
like that would be like a big
47:40
thing used in those bands Yeah I hear it
47:42
for passages like that,
47:44
really great sound the production
47:47
and everything. yeah it sound really cool.
47:49
really I mean, it's not, it's
47:51
still raw. it's still it's it's
47:53
Pretty like I'm I'm more used
47:55
to the older kink stuff
47:57
where it's pretty raw. raw
48:00
Like this does raw element to
48:02
it, but it, but it's it's significantly
48:04
more polished sounding by comparison. comparison I
48:06
Don't don't know if the original
48:08
version or versions of the song
48:11
have that. But I'm thinking of
48:13
the, clash I fought the law is I fought
48:15
the law is pretty much the yeah,
48:17
and as that. Yeah. And then
48:19
it breaks into a very similar
48:21
beat for the rest of the
48:23
song. Yeah, But I don't, I can't
48:25
even, I don't even know who
48:28
did the original version. version what? 60s
48:30
probably I don't I didn't even know who
48:32
did it back then, but but uh it
48:34
was the Kmart five nineteen sixty did it at the grand opening yeah
48:36
62 I the grand opening for some reason I don't
48:38
know the law for some reason. I
48:41
don't know why they thought it
48:43
was the crickets yeah no is it I don't know is
48:45
it I don't know No, is it? I
48:47
don't know could that be unless they did
48:49
Holly he they do he would have
48:51
been it says 1960 would he would have
48:54
been gone by then but whether
48:56
it's the same crickets or not or
48:58
don't know seeing the Crickets 1956. So Buddy Holly ripped them
49:00
off them off I don't
49:02
think Buddy Holly think Holly did that
49:04
song at all. But it's not a
49:06
not a different a different
49:09
a different of crickets. Buddy the
49:11
name. name. Really? I thought the
49:13
a song written by by
49:15
of Curtis of the Crickets and by
49:18
a cover cover of by the
49:20
Bobby Fuller 4. Oh geez, okay. So we
49:22
got a top 10 hit in
49:25
1966. another I'm seeing another
49:27
thing here. says, written in in
49:29
1958 by Sonny Curtis, in
49:32
1959 he joined
49:34
the Crickets taking Buddy Holly's
49:36
place. Oh, okay. There you go. Okay. go. was so
49:38
it was written Who the fuck they can
49:40
replace Buddy know But they had a
49:42
hit right away had a year that he
49:45
died. Same pretty wild. I had no
49:47
idea learned something today idea. Learn something just
49:49
had that in his back pocket that
49:51
in his and then as soon as
49:53
he got he got into the as
49:55
He's like I got this the song
49:57
here I got this... this song here.
49:59
Huh. I I didn't know that. It's like
50:01
replacing Kurt Cobain and having a hit
50:03
song in your back pocket. I mean, ACDC
50:05
did it that same year. That's true,
50:07
they did. It's been done. a hit
50:10
right, let's keep going. your
50:12
back pocket. I
50:14
mean, ACDC did
50:16
it. Yeah, same
50:18
year. That's
50:21
true. They
50:25
did. It's
50:28
been done.
50:31
All right,
50:34
let's keep
50:38
going. So
50:41
it just
50:44
occurred to
50:47
me, this
50:52
So it just occurred to
50:54
me this poor guy If
50:57
If he's doing the seasonal
50:59
Santa gig, that's usually not
51:01
painted as like... as
51:03
like high prestige, high high pay.
51:06
I wouldn't think so. Kind
51:08
of a job. of a job. So
51:10
guy's getting mugged. He's probably
51:12
no better off than the
51:14
people who are. who are... Robin
51:17
Oh yeah, yeah, they're not targeting
51:19
the right person the right person here. No,
51:21
I mean, it's it's and they're
51:23
talking about drinking down your
51:25
wine So you get the impression
51:27
of like the the British
51:30
upper crust kind of a the
51:32
you know, I don't I don't
51:34
think this poor you know I don't I
51:36
don't think is is of that Santa
51:38
is is that that class of society is the
51:40
poor guy guy guys They're targeted
51:42
the wrong guy. the Yeah, these
51:45
dumb kids kids yeah no education morons over there there
51:47
do i always say and zero do I
51:49
always say that's it big picture it right
51:51
there how much money are it that's it
51:53
right there how much money
51:55
are they gonna get from this
51:57
poor guy couple know they're taking know
52:00
his bread they're giving him a speech
52:02
him a if you're gonna take my
52:04
money I don't want to lecture take
52:06
my money I don't and don't say please
52:08
give us your money don't try
52:10
to be polite us your money the try to be
52:13
polite don't want to money
52:15
or or don't want to you know
52:17
it's like you know you You're going to,
52:19
you spill hot coffee in your lap, you're
52:21
going to sue the the corner
52:23
diner on the corner, or you're going to
52:25
sue gonna work out
52:27
a lot better for
52:29
you going to work out a lot better
52:31
for you. Exactly. Yeah. Foolish. All right. there
53:08
it is and that was
53:10
that was, uh, I can't think of
53:12
his name that was that was Ray
53:15
Davies' brother, right? Dave, right Dave, on
53:17
lead guitar there. On lead guitar there.
53:19
So they're a guitar guitar huh? duo, huh?
53:21
Yeah. That's cool. Usually you force one
53:23
of the guys to do a
53:25
different instrument when it's a sibling
53:27
thing. when it's a sibling
53:29
thing. I mean, mean. It's rhythm lead
53:31
guitar. Ray Davies was never was never
53:34
a lead guitarist to my
53:36
knowledge. a Yeah. It's a
53:38
songwriter, know, the you know, the
53:40
mastermind, and then he's got
53:42
his brother, the lead guitarist. Well,
53:45
there you go. Time to Time
53:47
to vote. or Kickin'
53:49
the Croach. in the crotch.
53:51
this song by way You brought this song
53:53
by way of Chuck on the listener
53:55
submission list. Mm-hmm. What do you think? think? I'm I'm
53:57
gonna give it a sweet surrender. Yeah,
54:00
I loved it.
54:02
I think Chris
54:04
had speculated I'd I
54:06
loved it. a million times. had
54:08
speculated I'd heard this
54:10
a million times. times. heard
54:12
it a few times. I
54:14
It's not one that I
54:16
regularly punch up. around
54:19
time, but I think I
54:21
will put it on my I
54:23
think there. put it on my playlist
54:26
there. I I don't know. For
54:28
some reason it never really grabbed
54:30
me all that much, all but listening
54:32
to it right now and just
54:34
to it hearing it in the like
54:36
headphones. in the blue Oh, we don't have
54:38
to do that Or do we?
54:40
We still can. to do that still good
54:43
headphones. we? We still can. Yeah, they were
54:45
nice to us. Yeah, and they're
54:47
good headphones. they were still, they were nice to us. Yeah,
54:49
and they're like it more now than
54:51
now than I, than any other other that
54:53
I've ever had of the original
54:55
version. So. version. So. Yeah, a lot of lot
54:58
of nice elements to
55:00
it a great sound it, a
55:02
great A lot of
55:04
character. A lot of character
55:08
on with the lyrics
55:10
and the vocal delivery, going
55:12
on stuff. the lyrics a
55:14
sweet surrender for me. delivery.
55:18
So, good stuff.
55:20
Chris? Sweet I
55:23
mean not your typical me. Christmas
55:26
obviously. The subject
55:29
matter is. matter is, you know,
55:31
know, so out of
55:33
left field, so unexpected,
55:35
all the sentimental,
55:39
stuff you usually hear
55:41
hear of the... the time
55:43
during the time of year
55:45
so for that reason alone
55:48
it deserves to be to be,
55:50
know celebrated year
55:52
after year after year. Yeah,
55:54
it's true There's usually
55:56
uh somebody who
55:58
comes and pushes back. against when
56:01
there's a lot of sentimentality. Usually
56:03
someone will will break through and
56:05
kind of be counter counter that
56:07
a little bit and that's what
56:09
this song is. And it's not
56:11
just a rehash of an old
56:14
holiday standard or changing you know
56:16
some lyrics to one of your
56:18
own famous songs and just turning
56:20
into a Christmas song that way
56:22
it's you know. It's a little
56:24
more imagination character to it. And,
56:27
uh, you know, also just sends
56:29
that message of, uh, you know,
56:31
the haves and the have-nots, which
56:33
are, is more prevalent nowadays than
56:35
possibly ever. I was gonna say,
56:37
yeah. So, you know, it's very
56:40
timely. Never goes at this, this
56:42
sentiment never goes out of style,
56:44
it seems like. So, yeah. All
56:46
right, my turn, sweet surrender. It's
56:48
sweet surrender! Hell yes! Mmm! Sweet
56:50
surrender for me, like I said,
56:53
this is, you know, I have
56:55
nothing bad, not even for a
56:57
second, anything bad to say. I
56:59
kinda like when an artist isn't
57:01
great at singing, not like, he's
57:03
bad, but you know what I
57:05
mean when they're not like, uh...
57:08
some amazing technical singer and they
57:10
have more character. I just think
57:12
that's more enjoyable to listen to
57:14
and I remember I forgot what
57:16
show it was but there was
57:18
some Gene Simmons reality show where
57:21
he was casting a band or
57:23
something many years ago and he
57:25
said the same thing basically like
57:27
if you take all the great
57:29
rock stars of all time probably
57:31
half of them Wouldn't win a
57:34
competition for now being a great
57:36
singer. Yeah, I mean Elvis would
57:38
not have made it far on
57:40
American Idol Right like all these
57:42
people that you love. Yeah Jagger
57:44
wouldn't have made
57:47
it have made it. No,
57:49
not would not
57:51
have been even
57:53
close. not so it's
57:55
because it's just
57:57
not what so. Because
58:00
That's not what
58:02
they're farming on
58:04
those shows. No,
58:06
it's not the
58:08
type of vocalist.
58:10
Uh -huh, but shows.
58:13
No. It's we're listening to this I
58:15
thought of that statement and thought I don't,
58:17
it here because you're you're listening to
58:19
this thought of you this it's not and
58:21
You know, I hear it You're not listening
58:23
for it to be a technical
58:25
performance. listening to to this guy tell
58:28
you the story story. from his
58:30
mouth, the way he sounds, the
58:32
way he speaks. And there's something
58:34
to it when you know this
58:36
is the to it when this is the
58:38
is the songwriter brain it came from. this
58:40
is the person whose brain and what I
58:42
was saying earlier I was saying the episode
58:44
know in the we started the song, not
58:47
at all a knock
58:49
all, but at all but Yeah,
58:52
there's just the whole
58:54
thing about the thing about the
58:56
the proficiency of the vocals
58:58
when it comes to
59:00
the the vocals when it comes to with
59:02
ya. Yep. And look where
59:04
we find ourselves, guys. we
59:06
find ourselves guys. All
59:08
right, Hammond! I I
59:10
got a a for you. for
59:12
you. Paul Stanley Wants to know. to
59:15
know. gun a Was Love
59:17
Gun a we have done a we
59:19
have done a Christmas
59:21
album here? here? a cynical Christmas
59:23
Christmas song. Kind of, I'm
59:26
kind of picturing, of
59:28
either Art kind of picturing Richard
59:30
you know the respective versions Mulligan
59:32
in the respective versions
59:34
of the Night of the Meek. Okay. night
59:36
of the meek Richard
59:38
Mulligan 80s. it in the it
59:40
the 80s. Oh, I I didn't
59:42
know that. it's okay. It's
59:45
on YouTube I would check
59:47
it out. It's a
59:49
it's a good a good, uh, a
59:51
good retelling a remake of
59:53
the story no idea that no
59:55
idea. And if if you're gonna
59:57
get someone, get Richard Mull...
1:00:00
again. Guy was dynamite.
1:00:02
Yep. All
1:00:04
right. Gotta
1:00:08
be unanimous from
1:00:10
the three rock -roll
1:00:13
boners in this room,
1:00:15
and My My
1:00:21
vote is in. Mine is in
1:00:23
as well. Ah,
1:00:25
yes, mine too. Same
1:00:28
order, Nick, Chris, Andy. Sure.
1:00:31
All right.
1:00:33
Um, I'm
1:00:35
gonna go rock,
1:00:38
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1:00:54
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1:00:59
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here we are What's this Well,
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we Well, we haven't done
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this for a little
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while. Yeah, you know what?
1:03:31
Let's not do it again. All right
1:03:33
again. do you think of that? What do
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you of three questions. I have three
1:03:37
words of three Who's this three words. Who's this from?
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Oh shit, yes, right. Do you have that sound I don't
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don't, but I was thinking we need a
1:03:43
background music I a like we've done
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this in the past and you just
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hear rustling and there's no music
1:03:50
playing when and you just hear rustling better
1:03:52
every year. music playing when we're
1:03:54
packages show up every year.
1:03:56
So I got two packages show friend
1:03:58
dear us. for us. I don't know what's
1:04:00
inside of them, but I'll pass to you guys and
1:04:02
then you could pass to me and then you can pass
1:04:05
to me. from the same same fella, that
1:04:07
top one one that's smaller has a little
1:04:09
tag inside, inside has a little paper
1:04:11
sheet, but I didn't look at what's
1:04:13
in there. Oh, look at that. It's
1:04:15
got a picture of the king on
1:04:17
it. It's got a Wait, you of the this already?
1:04:19
Are you open this already? I just that to see there's
1:04:21
a a little tag in there that
1:04:24
said who it was from. King Charles
1:04:26
is on here. I was gonna say
1:04:28
which king. is on here. Not all of this,
1:04:30
unfortunately. King Jerry King Jerry Lawler King Harley
1:04:32
race in here. Yeah King Jimmy
1:04:34
Jimmy Haku, Jimmy anybody Chris please read that
1:04:36
when please read that just a gift
1:04:39
of just a Those are say yeah it
1:04:41
says what's says who it's from
1:04:43
Oh there's a it says who
1:04:45
it's from. There's a note
1:04:47
on this too. Oh my. note
1:04:50
on this too. Oh my. Oh, okay. well
1:04:52
the one Chris has, it
1:04:54
says, has it says. Christmas, Andy Nick
1:04:56
and Chris from your Nick, and
1:04:58
With these vouchers, you
1:05:00
can have it. vouchers, you can
1:05:03
have it. And says says X, X, D, E,
1:05:05
Mr. C, Bell. What does D mean? What mean? and
1:05:07
shit? I don't know what I don't know
1:05:09
that. here. I don't know what we
1:05:11
got here. Well, huh? I think
1:05:14
these are Amazon gift cards. they? Oh,
1:05:16
they? And a yeah. And a little
1:05:18
Santa. That's really nice. nice. Now that
1:05:20
was very nice of you, Kyle.
1:05:22
we've next thing over here. over I
1:05:24
haven't even opened it. There's a
1:05:27
note on it, but look at
1:05:29
this wrapping paper. it, but look at wrapping
1:05:31
paper. paper. Custom wrapping on
1:05:33
there? We have
1:05:36
a We have a Gorky Park picture.
1:05:38
A horrible Scorpions band
1:05:40
photo. Be careful careful
1:05:42
that paper. paper. Yeah, like,
1:05:44
I don't want to
1:05:46
rip it. it. There is is a
1:05:48
note on here. Is there... Oh, I have
1:05:50
I have the note. Please read. Okay.
1:05:52
To Andy, Nick, and Chris. A and of nonsense bit
1:05:54
of nonsense for you to go
1:05:57
with your main gifts, which which
1:05:59
Andy will have. Yep. Thanks for all the
1:06:01
fun, laughter, and and great
1:06:03
community Pot has given us.
1:06:05
Wishing you and your you a
1:06:07
merry, peaceful, a and happy
1:06:10
Christmas. and The same to all
1:06:12
The same to all our pot Love
1:06:14
from your buddy, Love from your buddy,
1:06:16
Taco, X, That's four kisses from
1:06:18
across the pond. from across the pond.
1:06:20
good And can be, as
1:06:22
good a they can going to
1:06:24
come across. I would agree.
1:06:27
As good as they come. they
1:06:29
can. So Nick's gonna carefully open. I am very carefully open. You know,
1:06:31
it You know, it reminds me one time
1:06:33
I was at a at a house house were
1:06:35
children probably that same year. that same year, friend
1:06:37
told me, told me, hey, you want to go
1:06:39
in the basement? the Open my Christmas presents? presents?
1:06:41
Oh boy. And I said, Andy Andy shh, let's get in the van.
1:06:43
I said, get in the van. there said, yeah,
1:06:45
let's go down there and open them. are
1:06:47
you said, what are you talking about, man?
1:06:49
I said, yeah, my said, yeah, my parents are
1:06:51
usually drunk on Christmas, so they don't notice
1:06:53
if the if messed up. up. I'm gonna
1:06:55
go see what I got I then we'll
1:06:57
just put them back in there put them back in
1:06:59
know. there and then they won't know. like a
1:07:01
you said my goodness. like a peek. Oh
1:07:03
me It wasn't me. I accessory. I wouldn't
1:07:06
I didn't like that for me.
1:07:08
Well, for me. Well Don't worry. No, next
1:07:10
year's year's calendar next year's calendar.
1:07:12
I was actually thinking about this.
1:07:14
was like I was like, I'm... previous so
1:07:16
good. I was just good I was
1:07:19
just even looks at the date?
1:07:21
was just gonna switch it
1:07:23
back to gonna it's probably all
1:07:25
new pictures so I mean
1:07:27
it's not if not
1:07:30
maybe not if not like
1:07:32
it so far it so
1:07:34
far so all right all right good
1:07:36
Charles Bronson starting the good yeah look
1:07:38
at the year the look
1:07:41
at that wrapping paper
1:07:43
at that wrapping was that
1:07:45
the at coffee mug mug
1:07:47
nice It
1:07:53
looks like it's mostly
1:07:55
memes this year, which is
1:07:57
good very good Hot
1:08:00
related memes. Memes are good. are
1:08:03
good. do you got over there? That's it.
1:08:05
else do you got over
1:08:07
there? That's it. Your Thank
1:08:09
you, Colin. My goodness Colin. Thank you
1:08:11
to My goodness, Colin. Thank
1:08:13
you to everybody for
1:08:15
listening. I will treasure this
1:08:17
wrapping paper. you for the... How does And
1:08:19
thank you for the gift. How
1:08:21
does one get this wrapping paper?
1:08:24
know. Yeah, I know you can you can order
1:08:26
custom paper from certain vendors. I
1:08:28
I if he's ready. think they would just
1:08:31
one think they would assuming he's got
1:08:33
a whole one all family
1:08:35
and friends are got a whole role.
1:08:37
like sorry it says boners
1:08:39
on your and friends are getting this this year.
1:08:41
He's like, sorry, it says well your
1:08:43
paper. hey everybody thank you
1:08:45
so much glad to
1:08:47
have everybody, thank you for joining
1:08:49
us to this delightful holiday joining
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us on Christmas to everybody
1:08:54
out there those who celebrate
1:08:56
to everybody out there. Yesterday as
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of the of the release
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of this was the the
1:09:02
25th anniversary of the release
1:09:04
of Sunday. Because of the holidays we
1:09:06
of the holidays we couldn't
1:09:09
get that watch along
1:09:11
together but we will do
1:09:13
that at some point Because
1:09:15
we said we said we it'll
1:09:17
be highly entertaining There go All
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right right everybody
1:09:22
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