Love God, Kill God, Be God? Its a scifi book about aliens, so which one of these will it be? Join us to find out with Arthur C. Clarke's famous novel, 2001: A Space Odyssey!
Bek needs to wash their brain out with soap! Join us for what Bek thought was going to be a wholesome books, but turned into a mass murder full of racism as we roast J.M. Barrie's children's story: Peter Pan!
A pretty simp and an emotionally stunted clay man with their bald follower of god? What else can two idiots ask for?? Enjoy Zen Cho's novella: The Order of the Pure Moon Reflected in Water!!!
Guess whose (hoo)turn it is to do the episode...again? The good egg of the batch, Elliott comes soaring in to bring you Kathryn Lasky's Guardians of Ga'Hoole!. Sorry for the puns, Bek's feeling a bit peckish!
We're off to see the Shrike! The wonderful Shrike of Hyperion! Because Because Because we hate everything he does! Join us for the second part of Dan Simmons classic Sci Fi novel, Hyperion!
Elliott's currently favorite book? An entire chapter dedicated to doing the naughty? You enjoying us talk about a sci-fi book with amazing art? Its more likely than you think! Join us for Dan Simmons classic sci-fi novel, Hyperion!
Who was going to tell Bek that Dune is nothing like Tremors, or were they supposed to find out by reading themselves? Join us for the first half of Dune (which is nothing like tremors) by the illustrious Frank Herbert!
Suprise! Not the track you thought, but the one you deserve ;) Enjoy the book Bek found by accident, but enjoyed way more thanthey should have! Presenting Nghi Vo's LGBTQ+ novel: The Empress of Salt and Fortune!
Continuing the theme with the gay vampire, we have THE Lesbian Queen Vampire herself, Carmilla! And she does not disappoint! Listen as Bek simps over the two lesbians learning to love and murder in Sheridan Le Fanu's vampire book (which Bram St
News flash! Vampires have always been gay! Enjoy the reoccurring guest star read uncomfy sex scenes in their best Count Chocula voice with S. T. Gibson's queer vampire book, A Dowry Of Blood!
Were back with the teen novels! And this time there's birds, but who remembers that when we have a early 2000's makeover to talk about! Join us as we flash back to how much we either loved or would have loved this book as middle schoolers with
Twilight with elves instead of vampires? Its more likely than you think! Join us talk about a girl and her magic wolf! Oh and I guess there's some elves also.... Presenting Elise Kova's A Deal With the Elf King!
If only this book had Billy Crystal narrating. Instead we get Elliott's impression of Buttercup. JOIN US! For the classic fantasy comedy novel by William Goldman, The Princess Bride!!!
Dragons? Oh my my! Join us as we enjoy the first half of the book, the large jelly bean, the nega-dilf, and the one random tidbit about religious lore, then roast the rest in Christopher Paolini's famous first book in the Inheritance series: Er
We only have three words to say about this book... Guns goin' off. Join us for the game changing book about the gay mens (they exist), Annie Proulx's novella: Brokeback Mountain!
We have been around for 50 episodes! Wow! Join us for the big celebration for J. R. R. Tolkien's (or Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien as Elliott says)ground breaking fantasy novel, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring!
We live in a society! And sometimes all we want in that society is to be a convivence store woman! Join us as we talk about housing incels, and being honest to yourself in Sayaka Murata's stand out novel, Convenience Store Woman!!
Yay Zombies! But wait, this isn't anything like the movie? Wait! Its BETTER! Join us as Bek talks about Paul Redeker (more like freaks out, lets be honest), and Elliott hum (as one does), in Max Brooks FANTASTIC novel (and audio book) Minecraft
What can we say? This book is better than Hunger Games in our opinion plus, it has a cheese cult classic movie to go along with it! Join us for Koushun Takami's best seller in Japan: Battle Royale!!!
Time Travel? Children that aren't children?! Giant crabs?!? Futurama?!?! That sure is a lot in a very short episode! Please enjoy H. G. Wells: Time Machine!