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Roscoe. Hold on

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to your haversacks.

1:01

Let's roll. I

1:06

told you all the birds that

1:08

I see at my bird feeder.

1:10

Oh no. Yeah, so there's

1:12

a buffalo head and a

1:15

cinnamon rumped seed eater. Oh

1:17

no. These are all bad

1:19

AI. I have no idea. Buffalo

1:21

is like a duck. It

1:23

is. I've even had a

1:25

puffin. Which is clearly a

1:28

chickadee. That's insane. It's insanity. It's

1:30

so much fun though. I love,

1:32

I love seeing what it comes up.

1:34

I think I just got like a ruffled

1:36

duck or something. Like yeah, at my

1:38

feet are eating fish food. I want to,

1:41

I like to believe that it's the same

1:43

thing of why like, I don't know if

1:45

you heard the news about Amazon shutting down

1:47

there, walk out. walk right out stores where

1:49

you could just go in and pick the

1:52

stuff up and go out. Didn't those just

1:54

start like a year ago? Recently it was

1:56

it was discovered that it was very expensive

1:58

but also it wasn't like It was people

2:01

that were doing it. Like,

2:03

they were outsourced, basically, e-cashiers.

2:05

Watching people take the stuff

2:08

and ring them up for

2:10

it. Yeah, it was like

2:12

a thousand outsourced people in

2:14

India. watching the video feeds

2:16

and typing up the receipts.

2:19

Yeah. Definitely what's happening with

2:21

my bird. Yes. Just so

2:23

much frantically, frantically, going through

2:25

their dog-eared, Audubon copy. Uh,

2:27

Puffin. Holy moly. Oh, great. I

2:29

can't wait to get my first emu.

2:32

I'm ready for it. But on that

2:34

day, it'll be just an actual

2:36

emu from a local farm.

2:38

Just like looking into your

2:40

bird meter. And you disregard

2:42

it and you don't look.

2:44

Yeah, you're like, what? I

2:46

know. There it is. Well,

2:48

Alex said something genius when

2:50

I told him I'd set

2:52

up the video bird feeder. He's

2:55

like, now we never have to look

2:57

out the window again. I'm like,

2:59

we don't have to look out

3:02

the window. We never have to

3:04

do. Perfect. I'm ready. Oh, I'm

3:06

ready. Oh, yeah. You're doing

3:08

a recap. But you, yeah. I

3:11

have done this, oh you have to say

3:13

your thing, say it. Previously on pork

3:16

fried dice. Like do I? What

3:18

do I have to say? Yeah,

3:20

but what were you going to say?

3:22

You do have to say something. I

3:24

was just like, what? That's all

3:26

I had to say. Did you just

3:29

tell me I had something to

3:31

say? Yeah. Did you tell me? I've

3:33

got to say. So I'm

3:35

dedicating this recap to my husband.

3:37

Who has to do the

3:40

next recap? and I'm making

3:42

it very boring so that he

3:44

feels encouraged and empowered to

3:47

do whatever he wants for it.

3:49

Like to meet that guy someday?

3:51

I think you're the next

3:53

recapper. Anyway. These information

3:55

that is held private

3:58

changes every episode. and

4:00

I cannot keep up.

4:02

Now they aren't married

4:04

anymore? What the fuck

4:07

is happening? I don't

4:09

know how to keep

4:11

track. Surprise listeners. All

4:13

right. I'm gonna read

4:16

this in an E

4:18

or a voice. Yeah.

4:20

Well this is gonna

4:22

be really good. There's

4:25

no way I'm gonna

4:27

be able to... No

4:29

it's not. Recap next

4:31

time. Oh shut up.

4:34

Okay you're ready? No.

4:36

Get your pillows. Will

4:38

is in the water.

4:41

Bathwack pretends to dive

4:43

in. Then he uses

4:45

his rocket boots. And

4:47

then his hydrofoil hoverboard.

4:50

Rafina tells Mo to

4:52

jump in. Mo jumps

4:54

in. Roscoe jumps in

4:56

and then says, help.

4:59

It's a reference to

5:01

Clarence the Angel. Raffina

5:03

jumps in and activates

5:05

the parachute skirt. Oh

5:08

yeah. Something about no

5:10

sharks. I don't remember.

5:12

Will is confused why

5:14

we're there. Batwack hands

5:17

him a note with

5:19

ink that doesn't run

5:21

in the water. Please

5:25

note that Mo

5:28

got no note.

5:30

Will recognizes Eldon's

5:32

handwriting on the

5:35

note. He didn't

5:37

tell anyone, of

5:39

course. The mustache

5:41

of Will is

5:44

wet and glistening.

5:46

I'm so bored

5:48

right now. Then

5:51

we go back

5:53

to this ship

5:55

and then we

5:58

rest. Yay. The

6:01

ship passengers, supposedly

6:03

all got an

6:06

invitation that says

6:09

you are cordially

6:11

required to attend

6:14

the talent show.

6:16

But they couldn't

6:19

find Sue Broadmoor to

6:21

deliver one too.

6:24

And we don't know

6:27

where Sean Indigo

6:29

is. Ferret

6:31

captain says,

6:33

don't worry about

6:36

him. That's odd.

6:39

In fact, the

6:41

only person

6:43

who shows up is

6:45

Nar. Nar sings

6:47

a naria. I

6:49

mean an aria.

6:52

He's pretty good.

6:54

Roscoe and Mo.

6:57

Take the stage.

6:59

to introduce us

7:01

one at a

7:04

time. And I think

7:06

we come off as

7:08

underwhelming.

7:11

And possibly at

7:13

risk of being

7:16

thrown overboard.

7:18

But we'll find

7:21

out this time

7:23

on pork fried.

7:25

Now we've really reset

7:27

the stamp. Yes! Single

7:29

Clap! Yes! I honestly,

7:31

like, I wrote down

7:33

something about team, team

7:36

building exercise, no sharks,

7:38

and no one else

7:40

had it in their notes

7:42

either. So I don't know what

7:44

that was. Roscoe, do

7:47

you remember? No, I don't,

7:49

wait. It rings a bell. I did not

7:51

take good notes last time. I saw my

7:53

notes. No, well, KT always takes amazing notes,

7:55

but I had my own notes too.

7:57

But I definitely also had big moments.

8:00

that I hadn't written anything

8:02

I know that. I just

8:04

wrote Roscoe pulls a

8:06

clearance. That's your whole note.

8:08

That was my only note.

8:11

It's more than I had. What

8:13

did you write? Nothing. Nothing?

8:15

Nice. Where we like this at

8:18

the end just like stand in

8:20

there or posing? And then

8:22

like that was finished.

8:25

I think so. Yeah,

8:27

we have yet

8:29

to receive our

8:31

judgment. Uh-huh. Is

8:34

Narboard? Yeah, Nar

8:37

just goes, boom!

8:39

Throw them overboard!

8:42

So yeah, you've

8:44

delivered your

8:47

talent show piece.

8:49

I loved... I

8:51

do remember Katie.

8:54

You're like a picturing

8:56

Roscoe is just like

8:58

standing there be like oh

9:00

my god I thought

9:02

this was so good last

9:05

night when I was fine.

9:07

So you're just standing

9:09

there in silence. Our

9:12

hands are still jazz.

9:14

We're just standing there

9:17

in silence. Our hands

9:19

are still jazz. Any

9:22

big grins on their

9:24

faces? The ferret, mine's

9:26

a grimace. And Nar

9:29

are both just staring

9:31

at you. Even though

9:33

they're different visible species,

9:36

they have the same

9:38

look on their face.

9:40

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Is

9:43

it pride? And then...

9:45

Pride. Their eyes are

9:47

glistening. So

9:51

the ferret laboriously

9:54

gets up from

9:57

its curled spot.

10:00

on the deck and

10:02

it clears its

10:04

fairly throat. Well, I

10:07

mean, he paces a

10:09

little bit. Hands

10:11

behind his back. He's

10:14

up on his hind

10:17

legs. He's not

10:19

bouncing around like a

10:21

ferret. A real ferret.

10:24

I'm... I'm no entertainment

10:27

judge. Never had

10:29

to hand out a

10:31

trophy. And he stops

10:34

and looks at

10:36

you guys and says,

10:39

there were only two

10:41

entries, which doesn't strike

10:44

me as typical

10:46

for a talent show.

10:49

And then he turns

10:51

and starts pacing

10:53

again. But it does

10:56

make my job easier.

10:59

Nar, you have won

11:02

this contest, simply for

11:04

the fact that you

11:06

displayed an actual talent.

11:08

Also you do have

11:11

some nice pipes. So

11:13

I guess that means

11:15

the other entry has

11:17

not won. Right, but

11:20

did we have to

11:22

win? I can't remember.

11:24

Does anyone remember? Hey,

11:26

we got second place?

11:29

Everyone wins, right? Well,

11:31

I suppose it depends,

11:33

because there was another

11:35

part of this, which

11:37

was that you were

11:40

also supposed to fix

11:42

the harm you've done

11:44

to me and my

11:46

vessel. That's really our

11:49

talent. That's the part

11:51

we're going to. Be

11:53

talented at that right?

11:55

Did I didn't do

11:58

that? Did anyone? Yes,

12:00

yes I did that.

12:02

I just wrote a

12:04

bunch of shit. What?

12:07

Yeah, no I fixed it.

12:09

It's, uh, I mean that's, sure,

12:11

that's kind of part

12:13

of it. It was all part of

12:15

the same deal. I don't think

12:17

we said that we had

12:20

to win the talent show guys,

12:22

so don't worry, right? I look

12:24

at the ferret with a, kind

12:26

of smile. Have to win

12:28

proposed a contest ostensibly the

12:31

goal is to win well

12:33

we tried just because these

12:35

guys are lame doesn't mean

12:37

that I should be punished Hey,

12:39

we entered together we live together

12:42

we die together we die together

12:44

not all of us agreed to

12:46

live together and die together ferret

12:48

the real I would I would ask

12:51

to say that the real talent

12:53

on display here was event

12:55

planning Well, again,

12:57

there were only two entries

13:00

and no audience. Well, where,

13:02

where is, I mean, it's

13:04

not really, I guess, business,

13:07

there are, were other passengers,

13:09

are they all deceased now?

13:12

Well, Nars here. Oh, and

13:14

Lucky Nars. Shimi's here

13:16

and Will, Valencia. He

13:19

didn't, he didn't actually

13:21

do that was made.

13:24

Valencia's here. Or should

13:26

I say Will is here? Oh,

13:28

now he does say it.

13:31

And certain royalty

13:33

is here? There were other

13:36

passengers. Where's

13:38

so Broadmoor?

13:40

Oh, she scarpered off.

13:43

Yeah, off of a boat

13:45

in the middle of the

13:47

ocean? Do you see

13:49

the missing lifeboat? Wow.

13:52

We're in a bay.

13:54

Perception. Perception. Perception check.

13:56

Does Roscoe say that

13:58

out loud? You can clearly

14:01

see the missing lifeboat unless

14:03

there's something else you're looking

14:05

for. No, I was just

14:07

looking for the lifeboat. Oh yeah, you

14:10

don't see it. Well, did she go

14:12

with Sean Indigo? Oh, uh... Sean Indigo

14:14

still, I gave, I handed, we

14:17

handed an invite to Sean Indigo

14:19

last night. I know, but he didn't

14:21

come. Well, did anybody let

14:23

him out? I thought that was your

14:25

job, Rafita. Hey, we offered to give

14:28

this talent show at the cage and

14:30

Ferret said no. He said just don't

14:32

worry about him. Yeah, don't worry about

14:35

him. That still stands. Yeah, he's

14:37

probably, you know, deserving of

14:39

whatever fate he got, probably. But

14:41

anyway, sure, yeah, let's go see.

14:44

Would you like to go see

14:46

how I have, I'm sure you've

14:48

already sensed something since you apparently

14:50

know everything that's happening on the

14:52

ship? Well you were doing something.

14:55

You don't know what it is? Maybe I

14:57

do, maybe I don't, maybe all

14:59

of it's the presentation. Okay. God

15:01

knows we need some entertainment.

15:04

Well this isn't part of the

15:06

talent show necessarily. Oh I guess

15:08

that's what people said. I was

15:10

fucked up. All right now congratulations.

15:13

You know we you had an

15:15

audience, you had all of us

15:17

out here, we were supportive and

15:19

then when we got up I

15:21

don't know where the audience went.

15:23

Well, you all were in the

15:25

show. Right, yeah, yeah, but still,

15:28

it's a principle of the

15:30

thing, isn't it? I'm not

15:32

sure. Yeah, I bet you,

15:34

I bet you're not. You

15:36

know what? What? Great, great,

15:39

it was awesome. Great job,

15:41

Naur. It was a great

15:43

Nauria. Thank you. And yeah,

15:45

no, let's go see, let's go

15:48

see. Let's go see. All right,

15:50

go on. Yeah, I mean Will

15:52

is like just gesturing to wherever

15:54

the direction of the room is.

15:57

Okay. All right. So the ferret

15:59

follows you. Okay. And you all,

16:01

whoever's going. He'd be talking to the

16:03

ferry. Will is not acting like

16:05

he is not paying attention to

16:08

anyone else. He's walking away from

16:10

this talent show and not looking

16:12

back. He's looking right at the

16:14

ferret, hopefully like walking and talking

16:16

with him and saying, right. But listen,

16:19

ferret. What do you want us to

16:21

call you? Because ferret doesn't

16:23

sound like enough. You want me to

16:25

say the whole... I mean you could still

16:27

call me Malvolio. Malvolo. Captain

16:29

Paisley, Captain, Captain Ferret,

16:31

do you like that?

16:33

Captain Flortaceous Ferret, Malvolio,

16:35

I think that sounds like a great,

16:38

I'm just, it's just interesting because

16:40

you took that form and you, uh, I

16:42

mean, you're familiar with taking

16:44

forms that perhaps don't reflect

16:46

your true self. All right, maybe we

16:48

don't need to talk about

16:50

that so much, because I

16:52

don't think that's about, it's

16:55

about me right Valencia, it's

16:57

not, right. Malvolio. Are we

16:59

to Shakespearean play? I feel

17:01

like we should be. Wait

17:03

a minute. Malvolio.

17:06

Bad. Vole. Yeah, related

17:08

to ferrets. It

17:10

was there all long, right

17:13

under our very noses.

17:15

Put it in the

17:17

wiki and it's cannon.

17:20

Will is just walking away with

17:22

the ferret, just trying to get

17:25

away from whatever Roscoe is saying.

17:27

Hey, hey, hey, it's okay, Mo.

17:29

Don't take it, don't take it hard.

17:32

I think you did a great job.

17:34

Take what hard? Our loss.

17:36

Oh, we did good. Yeah,

17:38

we did good. You did

17:40

good. Yeah. I do have

17:42

some notes for you. I'll

17:44

slide on the video door

17:46

later. But ultimately, I think

17:48

the odds are stacked against

17:50

us and, hey, where did

17:52

Valencia and the ferret go?

17:54

They're just walking. They're biting

17:56

their thumbs at each other

17:58

over there. Yeah, exactly. Where

18:00

did Valencia find that? Oh,

18:02

it's bathwax skull. Oh, look,

18:04

he's giving all his speech.

18:06

For last. Or bathwack. I

18:08

knew him well, Valencia. Oh,

18:10

yeah. Anyway. Right, Valencia. You

18:13

can call me Malvolio. Right.

18:15

So you were talking about

18:17

how it was... Too easy

18:19

to be flirtatious as a

18:21

ferret? Forgive me if I

18:23

don't understand. But you found

18:25

it easy to flirt. You

18:27

could understand what I'm saying.

18:29

Will you get offended if

18:31

I say that I don't?

18:33

Is that... No, I just

18:36

don't. You don't need to

18:38

sell yourself short. You're a

18:40

bright young man. You can

18:42

grasp, but I was telling

18:44

you. You don't have to

18:46

act like you couldn't possibly...

18:48

understand what I've said to

18:50

you. No, but you're saying

18:52

that it was too easy

18:54

to flirt with people as

18:56

a giant ferret, with people,

18:59

as a giant ferret? As

19:01

a god. But as a

19:03

ferret? Yeah. You were, have

19:05

always been a ferret. Right.

19:07

And people flirt back? Yeah.

19:09

Very easily. Like we're doing

19:11

now. Oh. A conversation, okay.

19:13

Oh, it's a bit of

19:15

a ten-a-tet-tet, I think. That,

19:17

I mean... The rest of

19:19

you, don't you send some

19:22

friction? And Will just does

19:24

this. And the fair- In

19:26

a room, you too. Okay,

19:28

well, anyway, maybe some of

19:30

us aren't as good at

19:32

flirting as others. And that's

19:34

kind of by point, actually.

19:36

And hopefully we've gotten to

19:38

the door. We'll open it.

19:40

I have no idea how

19:42

long of a walk it

19:44

is. They took half of

19:47

it figuring out what each

19:49

other's names were. Yeah. Um,

19:51

and he's gonna push open

19:53

the door and like, I

19:55

don't know how obvious, it's

19:57

right there, right? It's just

19:59

there. I don't remember I

20:02

mean it's not exactly

20:04

carpentry right like no

20:07

it was just it

20:09

was a vague magic tree

20:11

right magic magic by

20:13

the way out of

20:16

character will definitely the

20:18

glass won't be there

20:20

after like something like

20:22

12 hours or 18 hours

20:24

we gotta get out of here

20:27

Yeah, that's what I yeah, thank you

20:29

perfect word. So I mean if it's

20:31

right there like he's just like okay

20:33

So I know that this does not

20:35

look professional Okay, I am not

20:37

a carpenter when I said I

20:40

could again like you shouldn't

20:42

be starting pitches Denigrating

20:44

yourself Again, when did

20:46

I denigrate myself before? I

20:48

don't think I've denigrated myself.

20:51

But I didn't denigrate myself.

20:53

I just said that I

20:56

don't understand how a giant

20:58

ferret. It seems like a

21:00

lot of self-deprecation is happening

21:02

here. He gestures with his

21:04

little furry ferret claw. Oh

21:07

my God, Will is genuinely

21:09

confused. Valencia. Don't sell yourself

21:11

short. You could be with

21:13

a ferret. is kind of

21:15

an example of what was thinking.

21:17

But wait a second, this was a

21:19

wall. It was a wall. Wow. All right, this

21:21

is why you need somebody like me.

21:23

You don't need a carpenter. You need

21:26

an idea man. Listen, I'm setting

21:28

you up. Go on. If you already know the

21:30

pitch, why don't you give it to

21:32

me? I'm just helping you deliver it.

21:34

There's just certain beats you can

21:36

hit that really help drive. Oh

21:38

God, here's my salesperson husband

21:41

coming through. Apparently.

21:43

No, it's clearly a ferret who's the

21:45

captain of a ship. Used to be a

21:47

wall. Now it's a window. Is that

21:49

what you said last? I said you asked,

21:52

like, do you know, if you know this

21:54

whole thing? I'm saying, no, I don't

21:56

know the whole pitch. I'm just helping

21:58

you. There's certain beats. you have to

22:00

hit. Valencia was also saying that

22:02

you don't need a carpenter you need

22:04

an ideas man. Yes I did

22:06

say that. Yes. Ideas

22:09

though that I can understand

22:11

what you have some ideas for

22:13

me. Yes that

22:15

is the whole point. Now Will

22:17

is suddenly going wow apparently I

22:19

am not the person I thought

22:21

keep your energy up. So

22:25

you're saying it's super easy

22:27

to flirt as a giant ferret

22:29

and whether I can understand

22:31

that or not let's just assume

22:34

it's true. Okay now if

22:36

you're finding it so easy to

22:38

flirt as a ferret why

22:40

don't you use your the other

22:42

aspect of your personality which

22:44

is that you're a god sir

22:46

and help those less fortunate

22:48

than you at flirting why don't

22:51

you turn this boring cruise

22:53

ship which yes it might be

22:55

boring but it is very

22:57

fine quality cruise ship lovely food

22:59

lovely decor but you know

23:01

it's a little like it's just

23:03

a cruise ship right and

23:05

just a little old person I

23:08

mean I didn't say it

23:10

this old person said it as

23:12

well this co -talent show entrance

23:14

at it what did she

23:16

say this co -talent show entrance

23:18

yeah my co -talent show entrance

23:20

I didn't write the script the

23:22

other old person did as

23:25

well you didn't write it did

23:27

you oh no I just

23:29

I just memorize yeah good job

23:31

mo anyway it's just a

23:33

little it's a little plane it's

23:35

a little it's it's a

23:37

it's a wonderful cruise ship but

23:40

it has no personality what

23:42

part of the ferrets personality is

23:44

in this cruise ship and

23:46

even what part of captain malvolio

23:48

paisley's personality as part of

23:50

this cruise ship none this is

23:52

just a cruise ship I

23:54

if I went on this cruise

23:57

ship I could think it's

23:59

you know one of my friends cruise

24:01

ships could be anyone's cruise ship. What

24:03

I'm saying is if you love

24:05

flirting, why not turn this place

24:07

into like the place to flirt?

24:09

And thus a window? This window

24:11

and by the way out of character

24:14

you who you you DM had said that

24:16

like it's unclear when you're further

24:18

away but it gets clearer as

24:20

you go close to it or

24:22

something like the way that the

24:24

glass work because it was kind

24:26

of crystal you said it was

24:28

like You, here, I'll look at, I'll

24:30

try to find my notes. I

24:33

don't remember saying this. Yes,

24:35

I will describe what you said

24:37

if I wrote it down, I really

24:39

hope Mars in a bit, well, and

24:41

backpack fight. Turn the boat

24:44

into the SS-ass below me.

24:46

This is what I was

24:48

talking about, Shimi. Edges are

24:50

a frame that matches the

24:52

walls, seamless. The glass isn't

24:54

perfect, invisible glass. It's like

24:56

a crystal. The glass is

24:58

kind of fasted so you

25:00

can clearly see up close, but

25:02

it's kind of fractured from further

25:04

away. I'm so glad I take

25:06

good notes. All right. Did I say

25:09

that? Did I say that? You said

25:11

that? You said that. Wow. Wow.

25:13

That's pretty good description. I like

25:15

that. I don't know. That's why

25:17

it's hard for me. I don't,

25:19

I take very basic notes like

25:21

afterwards. Or if Eric is, if

25:23

Eric is talking for a while,

25:25

I can take notes, but that

25:27

usually doesn't happen. Usually I'm

25:29

the one that's talking a lot,

25:32

so I can't take notes while I'm

25:34

talking. So, so anyway, so the

25:36

glass is this textured, fractured glass,

25:38

right? So it might not look

25:41

that impressive, I understand, going

25:43

back into character, I guess. Okay.

25:45

But I would. I don't know if I

25:47

have any volunteers who want to go

25:49

onto the other side of the glass

25:51

into the disgusting animal room. Me, me, me!

25:53

All right, Mo, can you be a little seductive?

25:56

Do you know how to do that? Uh-huh.

25:58

All right, I trust you, bro, go on.

26:00

That's not very seductive talk. Try to get

26:02

me a mood. I don't want to get

26:04

you in the... Okay, Mo, this is your

26:06

task. You have to get in the mood

26:08

over there. Okay. Not away from me.

26:10

Okay. Thank you. Where's the hole where

26:12

I crawl through? Well that actually

26:14

it's another idea but what do you do

26:16

the whole you know you have to go

26:18

into the other room just glad oh I

26:21

have to go around yes you have to

26:23

go around the actual door yeah because

26:25

again I was tasked to fix the

26:27

whole okay I didn't build anything else

26:29

you need carpenters as part of what

26:31

this is but I'm assuming that

26:33

you have endless money Malvolio because

26:35

that's kind of what it seems like yeah

26:38

I can figure it out right exactly

26:40

so is mo there yet Yeah,

26:42

all of a sudden you see

26:44

green pressed up against the fastest

26:46

falls in the other room. There's

26:49

just six animals. You just hear

26:51

a bunch of animals flying out of

26:53

the way. What is that? A frog?

26:55

It's a cow. I want to get

26:58

that animal, whatever that one

27:00

is. No more pets. No, I don't

27:02

really. Will doesn't want to pet.

27:04

Oh, me? Yes, no, don't worry.

27:06

I'm never getting another animal

27:08

in my life. Okay, okay, I'm

27:11

over here. So if you come

27:13

closer to the glass, I'll like tap

27:15

on the glass. I don't know, I

27:17

mean, can you hear me? If I

27:19

can hear him, kind of. Yeah. Then

27:22

what? He says, come closer to the

27:24

glass knocking on the glass. Oh, I

27:26

hear. So your, wait, you're here,

27:28

you're just standing there?

27:31

Yeah, is the light not on. Go turn

27:33

on the light, Mo, and while he goes

27:35

and turns on the light, I'm like, okay,

27:38

so the point is. First of all, this

27:40

doesn't have to be open. It can have

27:42

a curtain or a door or something like

27:44

that. It's just a little room. You think

27:47

it's normal, but then maybe it's not so

27:49

normal. Maybe you can decide whether you want

27:51

to take a peek at somebody in the

27:53

other room. It's a little tantalizing.

27:55

Little flirtatious. Exactly. Because

27:57

once you get closer and hopefully

27:59

mow. shows up and his crotches

28:02

right there. Presses his clowake

28:04

up to the glass. It's

28:06

sucking on the glass like

28:08

a play-go-fish. You love it!

28:10

You love it, Adam! Shut

28:13

the fuck up! You love

28:15

it Adam! Shut the fuck!

28:17

Oh look at that face

28:19

he loves it! It's going

28:21

in your next book. I

28:24

need to put a new

28:26

level of explicit. I just

28:28

said play-go-fish. It's not even

28:30

gross as Adam out. I

28:32

know, yeah. That is a

28:34

different level. Anyway, what does

28:37

happen? Yes, that's happening. Stopping!

28:39

Love it. Love it. It's

28:41

not. If that happens, Will

28:43

Faints. No, I'm just kidding,

28:45

but he like, it's like

28:48

a double take. There's no

28:50

way he's doing that. No,

28:52

you could see like green

28:54

gyration happening. Oh

29:01

my god. At Recap Road

29:03

itself, Alex, you're all set.

29:05

All right, we just get

29:07

to hear him sing it.

29:09

Amazing. The whole thing. Just

29:11

sing the normal lyrics, but

29:13

change it to green gyration.

29:15

But you have to sing

29:18

all the oo's. And that's

29:20

your recap. There you go.

29:22

It's kind of like a

29:24

pass. No, he has to

29:26

do it all alone. Maybe

29:28

if we worked together, people

29:30

wouldn't be so tired. Like,

29:32

I meant the world. I

29:35

meant the world. Put a

29:37

sign on that on the

29:39

entire planet. Yes, if we

29:41

worked together, then we wouldn't

29:43

be so tired. Exactly. So

29:45

there's green generation. And I

29:47

gesture, a picture there, whatever

29:49

you would like, or whatever

29:52

you think your passengers might

29:54

like. Plus, like, I have

29:56

a whole slew of ideas,

29:58

like, trap doors, secret passageways.

30:00

People could pretend that they're

30:02

not into each other, but

30:04

they're flirting. You could get

30:06

couples here who are bored

30:09

with each other, like pretending

30:11

they're different people, having to

30:13

sneak to different rooms. You

30:15

could be part of it?

30:17

Sure, all of that stuff.

30:19

Okay. You know, but I

30:21

think that this whole thing

30:23

needs to make over, because

30:26

otherwise it's just ship. You know,

30:28

you're right. Yeah, it needs

30:30

to like the paint.

30:32

There's some paint. It's

30:34

just white white paint.

30:36

What's that? It's clean.

30:39

Sure. But is it

30:41

sexy? No. Exactly. It

30:43

needs to be even more

30:45

a part of me. Yes.

30:47

Hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Great.

30:50

You've given me a

30:52

lot to think about. Including

30:56

hopefully not kicking me off

30:58

the ship into a tiny

31:00

boat. Did anybody help you

31:02

with this? Did anyone help

31:04

me with this project? Yeah. Well,

31:07

we're all really interconnected.

31:09

I didn't ask you. I wouldn't

31:11

be here without these people.

31:14

These people right here. I

31:16

don't know about anyone else.

31:18

Nar didn't help me. Did

31:20

anybody help you with this? Yeah,

31:23

I wouldn't. Is it just

31:25

your idea? Or did they

31:27

help you? Well, oh God, now

31:30

I'm going to have to

31:32

decide to lie. Did anyone

31:34

actually help me? I know

31:37

sheening was in the room

31:39

when I built it. I'm

31:41

not, please, I'm not saying

31:44

this out loud. This

31:46

is me. I know.

31:48

I helped you by

31:51

making the whole. Batweg's

31:53

voice almost comes through.

31:55

You just can't help

31:58

it. GM ruling. If

32:00

I didn't have these

32:02

people here to protect

32:04

my ass, I wouldn't

32:07

have even been able

32:09

to come up with

32:11

this idea. You want

32:13

to kick them off?

32:16

I know what you're

32:18

saying. Oh no, Roscoe,

32:20

stop it! Everybody call

32:22

ourselves! We call ourselves!

32:24

Shimi and the shit!

32:28

I was going to do a

32:30

the aristocrat. Nice. Very good. But

32:32

you didn't. You were too slow.

32:34

Definitely Shimi and the Shim Jam's.

32:37

Yeah, no, I mean, like, and

32:39

specifically, Shimi was here. Good looking

32:41

out, boss. Yeah, I'm just saying,

32:44

like, these people, I would not

32:46

have been able to do this

32:48

if other people weren't taking care

32:50

of other business. It's not really

32:53

fair to try to try to

32:55

separate the party. This is a

32:57

party. Woo, you know what I'm

32:59

saying? Anyway, you can't kick them

33:02

off, you can't. I mean, I

33:04

can. Yes, I know you can,

33:06

but the thing is, if you

33:09

like my idea, I actually might

33:11

have written down a few more,

33:13

but I can, you know, like,

33:15

and you're not gonna kill me

33:18

over them, because who would do

33:20

that? You know, anyway, so I'm

33:22

just saying I have ideas, if

33:25

you want to keep the ideas

33:27

coming, keep my friends here. They

33:29

put on a talent show that

33:31

you got to judge and shit

33:34

on. It was pretty great, right?

33:36

I mean, to be fair, it

33:38

was dog shit. Roll deception. I

33:41

made a ferret frolic around. Dog

33:43

shit. That's a joke for Adam.

33:45

Oh, you weren't here for that.

33:47

Oh, I wasn't here. Okay. Because

33:50

when Eric was setting up this

33:52

new webcam set up for you

33:54

guys, I told him, yeah, because

33:57

your old setup was literal dog

33:59

shit. Yes. I agree. We couldn't

34:01

see either. Yes. Yeah.

34:03

Agree. I always would

34:06

try to, I would

34:08

try to scoot him

34:10

over and everything, but

34:12

then I, like, we have

34:14

two chairs that don't fit.

34:17

We're too close. We're

34:19

literally right next to

34:21

each other already. Like

34:23

we're touching my, my,

34:26

his stinky feet are

34:28

touching my knee. And he

34:30

claps this little ferret paws

34:32

together. Let's, uh... He's most still

34:34

gyrating. Yeah. You know what I

34:37

picture? Because it's just the bottom

34:39

half of him. I picture

34:41

the gremlins. Because they've got that

34:43

little like, that's just when I

34:46

picture a gremlin body. That body

34:48

shape. Like a triangle upper body

34:50

and then little spindly legs? Well

34:52

they have good muscles. Yeah, but

34:55

like their, yeah, like their knees

34:57

are tiny. Yes. I

34:59

love the gremlin. Is there a

35:01

gremlin with a rainbow? No, there isn't,

35:04

but Spike has white hair and he

35:06

could dye it. Wait, stripe? Strip,

35:08

spike? Oh God, I hate that I

35:10

do this every time. It's stripe, for

35:12

sure. It's stripe. It's not, it's

35:14

stripe then. It's stripe, thank you.

35:17

I do that every time, even

35:19

though I've seen that movie, like

35:21

a hundred times. No, I've never

35:23

seen this. Okay. Like

35:25

it's one of my favorite movies. I

35:28

don't know if I've ever said that

35:30

but it's one of my 50 times

35:32

I have a list that is seven

35:34

pages long we watch it at Christmas

35:36

all of Katie's favorite movies. Oh,

35:39

I love it. It's so great.

35:41

I missed what what are we

35:43

telling? I love Gremlins. I love

35:45

Gremlins so much. It's a dark

35:47

comedy. It's wonderful. The performances are

35:50

amazing. The puppets are fantastic. So

35:52

funny, it's so great, it's lovely,

35:54

original gremlins, I want to watch

35:56

it with you, I love it,

35:58

I look so silly. puppets it's

36:01

amazing yeah gremlin sorry

36:03

gremlin gyrating and then

36:05

sorry I totally interrupted

36:07

ferret talking because I

36:09

was excited about green

36:11

gyration green green green gyration

36:13

yes go I hope you're

36:15

working on the translation to

36:18

French horn there that melody

36:20

he's working on translating the

36:22

lyrics to chinese horn there

36:25

that melody he's working on

36:27

translating the lyrics to Chinese

36:29

Alex is learning Chinese everyone.

36:32

I don't want to exclude the

36:34

audience. You recently said that. That's

36:36

too much information though. Kitty's going

36:38

to have to edit that out.

36:40

Only one person could learn Chinese. Only

36:43

one person. Everyone will know who it

36:45

is. There's only one white guy allowed

36:47

at a time and we all know

36:49

who it is. That's too much

36:51

information. He's a white guy. Oh

36:53

shit. He's Chinese. He's learning Chinese. He's

36:55

learning Chinese. Chinese. He's learning Chinese.

36:58

Chinese. It's

37:01

gonna be your

37:03

autobiography. So that

37:05

was a digression. Yeah.

37:08

From the digression.

37:10

Come on ferret.

37:12

What? I'm trying

37:14

to remember if you

37:16

all were actually saying all

37:19

of this or if

37:21

this all was just

37:23

happening in our heads.

37:26

You asked if they helped

37:28

me and I he yeah I know

37:30

that they helped and you lied away

37:32

I didn't lie I said that they

37:35

I need a line of B.S.

37:37

Yeah I did. Did it sell? Are

37:39

you gonna take an all for

37:41

B.S. for B.S. for your kids?

37:44

No B.S. Do you want

37:46

me to roll? I mean like

37:48

I just tried to fuck it.

37:50

No we're only be past that

37:52

you did it. We've already

37:54

been. Let's go back

37:56

up to the performance space. Why

37:59

don't we? I can

38:01

issue my final ruling. You mean you

38:03

want to push us overboard? Why don't

38:05

you just shove me out the hole?

38:07

What did I say about this self-deprecation?

38:10

Gilencio. Why would we need to go

38:12

back up to the stage? It's very

38:14

suspicious, sir. What are you going to

38:17

do down here? I don't know. Are

38:19

you going to kill us all in

38:21

the hold or are you going to

38:23

kill us up there? Is a cleaner

38:26

up there? Listen. We've got a... to

38:28

blame me for that come on which

38:30

ones are the idiots nobody it's not

38:33

a couple at least Sean Indigo I'm

38:35

just saying sometimes people make mistakes and

38:37

sometimes people are trying to do things

38:39

for dumb gods that keep showing up

38:42

and I don't include you in the

38:44

dumb gods there's a stupid bird flying

38:46

around shitting in your ship why aren't

38:49

you mad at that god he shit

38:51

all over your ship didn't you smell

38:53

it What you like it? Smelt good

38:55

ferret. That's shit. It is poop. I

38:58

don't care if it's from a god

39:00

or not. It's disgusting. It's from a

39:02

bird. It's it's like a mix. That's

39:04

even the worst. Hmm. I guess I

39:07

could see that argument. Yes. It's worse.

39:09

So what I'm saying is just either

39:11

just tell us the news just tell

39:14

us whether we're We're gonna have to

39:16

get go on a tiny boat across

39:18

the ocean or not. Is there a

39:20

guillotine up there? No? Why do you

39:23

want there to be one? No, I'm

39:25

just, I'm curious why we have to

39:27

go up on deck. I just think

39:30

it would be grander, don't you? No.

39:32

I happen to agree with the ferret

39:34

guy, guys. I think, yeah, just pure

39:36

showmanship angle. Like, I didn't want to

39:39

go back up there. I would like

39:41

you to look at the window one

39:43

more time and think of all the

39:45

ideas that I have. He's still going,

39:48

isn't. Oh yeah, it's most still going.

39:50

I knock on the window, I knock

39:52

on the window. You're all right Mo,

39:55

thank you. Was that good? It was

39:57

excellent. Secret as he keeps using different

39:59

muscles. I don't want

40:01

to end up in a rowboat

40:03

going across the bay. Well,

40:05

come on, and he's got

40:07

the secret down. All right,

40:09

Bethwack, go into the room, you

40:12

gyrate for a while. Hey, would you

40:14

like us all to gyrate for you,

40:16

sir? I say to him. It seems

40:18

like you're stalling. Yes, of

40:20

course, because I don't want

40:22

to end up at a row

40:24

boat going across the bay. Well, come

40:27

on, and he just starts

40:29

to head up on deck. All right.

40:31

What do we do? Well, I guess

40:33

we have to go. Who said

40:35

that, Mo? What we do,

40:38

Will? No, I still over

40:40

here. Still dancing. No, I

40:42

stop. Oh, you're just

40:44

standing there? Come out of

40:46

there. OK. And he clearly

40:48

pulls up some sort of

40:51

a garment. And, uh, you

40:53

can't really tell through the

40:55

glass. Isn't it still a

40:57

suit? Yeah, I guess. You assume.

41:00

Do we go up there? Yeah, what

41:02

else are we going to do?

41:04

If we get trapped down here

41:06

and he turns off the

41:09

magic again, that'll suck even

41:11

more. So I guess let's get

41:13

in a place where we can

41:15

fly away if we need to. Yeah,

41:17

just keep a keep within

41:19

arms reaching me. Okay, sure.

41:22

I'll keep within an arms

41:24

reaching you. So you all head

41:26

back up on deck? Yep. Mm-hmm.

41:28

Okay. Well, we

41:31

get back into

41:33

the old pose

41:36

where we do

41:38

change it again.

41:40

Yes. I like

41:43

to think Mo

41:45

actually does and

41:47

Rosco has to

41:50

stop him. No,

41:52

yeah. Timing.

41:54

That's okay.

41:58

I mean I think I have to. I

42:01

mean I have to make some sort

42:03

of a choice here. Is Nar still

42:05

here? Is he going to get killed

42:08

or something? Nar's up there with you

42:10

guys. Does he live nervous? I mean

42:12

yeah he didn't have room to like

42:15

go in the the cabin he had

42:17

to kind of stay out in the

42:19

hall. There's a lot of there was

42:21

a lot of you there but he

42:24

was in the the general group. It's

42:26

like when you go on like one

42:28

of those... guided tours and like people

42:31

have to look at something or gather

42:33

around but there's like if it's a

42:35

good tour with a lot of people

42:38

there's people that can't see or basically

42:40

hear anything throughout the whole tour it's

42:42

like one of those situations did not

42:45

get a record deal while we were

42:47

gone we come back he's like getting

42:49

into he's like Ryan's egress now there's

42:51

a virgin records helicopter lands on the

42:54

deck His head

42:56

hits the road or

42:58

something. Oh geez, what

43:01

has happened? Falls to

43:03

his knees, then to

43:05

the deck. The Virgin

43:07

helicopter takes off before

43:10

the pilot can be

43:12

identified. They had an

43:14

international waters and are

43:16

never heard from again.

43:18

Well that's a good

43:21

story. Now what happens

43:23

in our story? Adam

43:25

started it! Sorry. Adam

43:27

started it! Oh, yeah.

43:29

It's like your little

43:32

sex window. That's right.

43:34

Just watching you with

43:36

no crystalline. Oh, there

43:38

we go. You like

43:41

push it right up

43:43

to your face. Oh,

43:45

yeah. So we can

43:47

like see this. I'm

43:49

trapped. Very gossie. Try

43:52

right. And

43:54

I don't really want to worry about like feeding all

43:56

of you so the ones that lost the talent show

43:58

you guys can the boats. You

44:02

fuck. You fuck.

44:04

What? Do you have a problem with me? I

44:07

don't have time to hear it. I have

44:10

to get back to, you know, actually -

44:12

Being a giant ferret. Alright guys, let's

44:14

go. Captaining this vessel. Captaining a boat where

44:16

you have no crew anymore. What a captain. Good

44:18

luck. Listen, I

44:21

paid enough attention to you

44:23

all. I think that it's

44:25

about time that I take

44:27

control of this mighty, mighty -

44:29

Boring ass ship. Ship. That

44:31

is truly a part of

44:33

me. What fuck? And there's

44:35

a massive rending. You

44:39

hear, and the

44:41

boat itself shutters to an

44:43

abrupt stop. What the fuck?

44:45

The back of the boat

44:47

lifts up into the air.

44:49

It was moving along at

44:51

a nice clip, a certain number

44:53

of knots that means pretty fast.

44:58

And you're all thrown into the

45:00

air as the back of the

45:02

ship lifts up, the front of

45:05

it seeming to have been stopped

45:07

dead in its tracks. There

45:10

was still rending crunches

45:12

and groans and creaks

45:14

and screams. As

45:17

the - Oh man, we

45:19

hit an iceberg. Yeah,

45:21

I guess. Seemingly rends itself

45:24

in half. Wow. I

45:26

need all of you to give

45:28

me a dexterity saving throw.

45:30

Okay. And

45:34

a perception roll. Kick,

45:39

are any of these people your allies? Oh,

45:43

Rafina flange pot. I get

45:45

to play one of my

45:48

sounds. You

45:50

want to hear it

45:52

again? Oh

45:57

my gosh, the floor. I

46:05

don't know why it was even

46:07

on. I don't know what the

46:09

buttons are. Wow. Oh wait, perception

46:12

not initiative, right? Yeah. Oh,

46:14

I thought you said dexterity

46:16

save and perception, but

46:19

turn off your advantage. I

46:21

don't know why it was

46:23

even on. I don't either. All right,

46:25

14. Oh, do you want to read

46:27

all of our things? Okay. So

46:30

both. Rafina and Roscoe

46:32

got a critical success

46:35

on their dexterity saving

46:37

throws. Amazing. And kick, I

46:39

didn't hear if any of

46:41

these people are your allies.

46:43

Yeah, everyone but the

46:45

ferret. Okay, cool. So you

46:47

get to add like plus

46:49

a million or whatever to

46:51

your saves. Try to figure

46:54

what it is. It's not as

46:56

much as it had been, I

46:58

think. Plus five plus

47:00

five so 28 total

47:03

from Rufina 27 from

47:05

Rosco Does it add

47:07

to your own? Kick. I

47:10

think so 21 and from

47:12

will a 21 so everybody

47:14

over 20 so

47:16

those with flying

47:18

boots can Take a

47:20

moment to activate

47:23

them if you would

47:25

like Jamie That's

47:28

a great question. Another role. As

47:30

you're flying through the air, like

47:32

with your boots, you mean? Well, if

47:34

we're all, if we were all trying to

47:36

catch, I guess I don't know

47:38

what's happening, but if we were

47:40

all presumably going to fall. Yeah.

47:42

And I feel like I've caught

47:44

myself, I would like to try to

47:46

catch him so he doesn't fly off

47:49

the boat. As long as you're willing

47:51

to use your flying boots, I

47:53

didn't know if you would choose to

47:55

do so as all. Sure. Sure. Yeah, I will we're

47:57

on the top deck. Is that right? Yes,

47:59

you're above We just got shocked in

48:01

the air. Yes. Yeah, I'll fly.

48:03

I have something I'm immediately

48:06

gonna do. Okay. Well, Will's trying

48:08

to catch Shimi. What are

48:10

you trying to do? Um. Man, does

48:13

anyone need help? Mo. I don't

48:15

know. Mo. Mo always like dives

48:17

on the ship. Everybody's

48:19

pretty much flying through

48:21

the air. Everyone's up in

48:24

the air. They're flying forward.

48:26

Yes, like towards the front

48:28

of the the boat as

48:30

if you know, like just

48:33

like if you get thrown

48:35

to get your seat belt

48:37

Nar is there What about

48:39

Pippa and the dog and

48:41

all of them. Yeah, clock

48:43

face, how way up? Where are

48:45

we? 30 40 feet Oh, holy

48:48

crap. Yeah, there was a

48:50

lot of force that was

48:52

driven through your bodies

48:54

and into the air

48:56

All right. I can't

48:59

save everyone.

49:02

Yeah, I mean,

49:04

yeah. But watch

49:07

me try.

49:09

Whatever, I'll

49:11

catch, I'll catch

49:13

clock face

49:15

and send them

49:18

down. Oh, the

49:21

luggage, says Will.

49:24

You're able to kind of

49:26

write yourselves in the air, but

49:28

you are still plummeting towards

49:30

the deck below. I have a 20.

49:33

Yeah, we both crit hit. I think

49:35

I would like to propose that

49:37

this is what happens. All right,

49:39

you find yourselves, nope, I'm the

49:41

DM, you find yourselves clinging to

49:44

each other in the air. Oh

49:46

yeah, that's gonna work as a pair

49:48

of wings. Eric. Eric. Eric

49:52

heard me like I have

49:54

an idea. And he set

49:56

a flashback to every

49:59

insane. I don't know

50:01

if you're talking about Adam.

50:03

Would you, okay, so I

50:06

won't share my idea, but

50:08

do you want to hear

50:10

what it was going to

50:13

be? Yeah. But you won't

50:15

share your idea, but can

50:18

you share it? Sure. So

50:20

my idea was going to

50:23

be that we, the only

50:25

reason Rafina and Roscoe, Like

50:28

survive and they're okay in

50:30

all this is because rascal

50:32

is showing refina on the

50:35

floss do the floss the

50:37

dance the dance Yeah, and

50:39

at the same time I

50:41

think probably I Don't know the

50:43

floss has to have to become

50:45

real Like loss of it the

50:47

floss is floss. Yeah, the floss

50:50

becomes real floss probably because

50:52

having to something to do

50:54

with kick's magic fishing line.

50:56

And so that's so weird.

50:58

So you're able to hang

51:00

out. Yeah. But I would

51:02

argue. So what are they

51:05

rolling dexterity saving throws for

51:07

if not to save themselves

51:09

from getting hurt? By like isn't

51:11

that what a dexterity saving.

51:14

Wait, hold on. He's considering

51:16

my magic loss idea. Oh,

51:18

I wasn't listening. I

51:25

wonder what it would be like to

51:27

be an asshole some days. Oh, Eric.

51:29

Fascinating. No, fascinating. Maybe, could it have

51:32

something to do with, like, could we

51:34

have already been, like, we might have

51:36

sighed and, like, been over, like, to

51:38

buy the boat, like, getting the boat

51:40

ready? And like, maybe the boat is,

51:42

maybe are we Indiana Jonesing it and

51:45

are we riding the boat down to

51:47

the water? Because I mean, because I will

51:49

say we, we were, we were, like, part of,

51:51

before the talent show we're like, like, like,

51:53

like, Maybe getting off maybe this is the

51:56

great maybe this is the good way actually

51:58

to get off the boat and like we

52:00

have to approach Gully's end

52:02

differently anyway. So maybe this

52:05

is a good effort. So

52:07

maybe Rasco and Rafino were

52:09

ready for like, okay, well,

52:11

let's, well, regardless, Rafina's skirt

52:13

has already, what I just

52:15

say, Rafina, the skirt poofs

52:18

out like a parachute. So

52:20

maybe it's, it's slowing us

52:22

at least in our descent.

52:24

All right. So. Batwack dives

52:26

for Captain Clockface, much to

52:28

Will Chagrin, as Will actually

52:31

saves a human being, a

52:33

living person. Yeah, you dive

52:35

for... Listen, there were two

52:37

critical hits. But I didn't.

52:39

Right. Listen. Okay, DM. He's

52:41

just making up a different

52:44

game. Did anyone else just

52:46

catch? Like, he just totally

52:48

threw shade at a cat

52:50

and clock phase. Yeah, it's

52:52

because I'm speaking of him

52:54

as will. Yeah, the luggage.

52:57

The luggage. Oh, I see.

52:59

You're, okay. There's perspective there.

53:01

Yeah, like bathwack. Why are

53:03

you even doing that? How

53:05

stupid? Save an actual living

53:07

thing like that skeletal cat.

53:10

That's right! skeleton cat is

53:13

going to live at the

53:15

bottom of the ocean now,

53:17

apparently. There's no way that

53:19

cat is floating or swimming.

53:22

It's a skeleton! We can

53:24

breathe underwater! Yeah, guys. Revena

53:26

will search the entire body

53:29

of water. So bones sink?

53:31

I don't really know. I'm

53:33

sure it depends on their

53:35

level of like bleached... You

53:38

seem pretty sure. I think

53:40

probably... I mean bones are...

53:42

Their bones are denser than

53:45

water. There have water in

53:47

them. Certain birds have hollow

53:49

bones. Yeah, but it is

53:51

a cat. Okay. So Will

53:54

dives for and Ketchushimi by

53:56

the hand. You're sort of,

53:58

he's dangling down. from you.

54:01

It's a young lad, so

54:03

you're able to bear his

54:05

weight. Bathwack speeds

54:08

over to cradle Captain

54:11

Clockface, catches him

54:13

in the classic

54:15

sort of behind

54:17

the shoulders and

54:19

knees situation. But in

54:21

his zoom over there, his

54:24

fishing line does in fact

54:26

come loose and shoots

54:29

out. He's just picturing

54:31

like safe bathwack, is

54:33

picturing safely landing on

54:35

the deck for everybody.

54:38

And so that's where the

54:40

hook just shoots down and

54:43

lodges itself in the deck

54:45

below. Roscoe and Rafina

54:47

do end up clinging to

54:49

each other upright as opposed

54:52

to just tumbling willy-nilly through

54:54

the air. And you all,

54:56

you... you both are just

54:58

they're clutching each other and

55:01

you're just looking you suddenly

55:03

look into each other's faces

55:05

you just picture Roscoe and

55:07

Rafina just staring madly into

55:10

each other's eyes as Rafina's

55:12

skirt puffs out and it's

55:14

not enough to to bear their

55:16

weight, they're still gonna plumb

55:18

it to the deck, but

55:21

that it puffs out just

55:23

as they come down on

55:25

the fishing line that has

55:27

shot out from bathwack and

55:29

lodge itself in the deck.

55:32

At the, yeah, exactly. Slides

55:34

up between both your crotches.

55:36

Free body, crap. This is

55:38

weird, wait, yeah, weird. Alex,

55:40

isn't this weird? Yeah, weird.

55:43

Alex, isn't this weird? Yeah.

55:46

This is weird. All

55:48

right, continuing. It's about

55:50

three problems. It just

55:53

struck me how we

55:55

accidentally collectively recreated

55:58

something. Anyway. continue Eric.

56:00

And, but also, thank God

56:03

I have a philosophy of

56:05

idea. We're talking about that

56:07

threesom they have. So, it's

56:09

at the same moment you

56:11

encounter the line, bathwack as

56:14

kick is shooting up into

56:16

the air to counteract clock

56:18

faces descent. And so the,

56:20

the, the line is pulled

56:22

taut and you slide down

56:24

the line on the edges

56:27

of your, your skirt. and

56:29

skid down onto the deck

56:31

below, still clutching each other,

56:33

staring into each other's faces.

56:35

The side of the skirt?

56:38

The hem of the skirt

56:40

that is poofed out. It

56:42

catches the side of, it

56:44

catches the top of the

56:46

line. Yes, got it. Which

56:49

is a hemming way, old

56:51

man in the sea. Yes,

56:53

that helps. Thanks. Thanks, Abby,

56:55

sure. You're welcome. Is

56:57

Mo okay? Oh, nobody

56:59

knows. Oh, nobody knows.

57:02

The trouble, Moses. Mo,

57:04

buddy knows, Budbo. Hey,

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