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I play Rafina. I'm

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Alex and I play

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Bethwack. I'm KT and

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I play Will. I'm

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Adam and I

0:42

play Roscoe. Hold

0:45

on to your

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Habersacks. Let's roll.

0:49

All right, is it

0:52

something you sent

0:54

to... I have it. I

0:56

have it. paste things

0:59

into the chat at

1:01

some point. Which

1:03

one? This video

1:06

called chat? Yeah. Okay.

1:08

Cool. But maybe

1:10

I should do it afterwards.

1:13

Yeah. And you

1:15

can try your best

1:17

to hear things? Okay.

1:20

During. Previously

1:37

on

1:41

pork

1:45

fried

1:49

dice.

1:53

Off into the

1:56

C-O-M-O, you've got

1:58

to know. I'm a

2:01

skeleton cat. The

2:03

wind blows right

2:05

through me. Wind,

2:08

what's that below?

2:10

You can't escape

2:12

the giant eye.

2:14

It's under you.

2:17

It sees all

2:19

fair free. Do.

2:21

Giant eye. It's

2:24

under you. Giant

2:26

eye. It's watching

2:28

you. We

2:33

had a show,

2:35

it kind of

2:37

sucked. And your

2:39

gyrating dance. Baby

2:42

that ain't enough,

2:44

so go above

2:46

the deck and

2:48

start getting in.

2:50

Letting you go,

2:52

don't cry. The

2:55

light quotes just

2:57

fine. Now you

2:59

can't escape the

3:01

giant's eye. It's

3:03

under you. It's

3:06

got a purple

3:08

cue Giant eye

3:10

it's under you

3:12

giant eye It's

3:14

watching you watching

3:17

you watching you

3:19

watching you talk

3:21

to you this

3:23

part because I

3:25

don't know it

3:27

that well all

3:30

you have tried

3:32

to save the

3:34

crew except they

3:36

died oh well

3:38

you see the

3:41

banonship it's time

3:43

to move on

3:45

what will we

3:47

do look at

3:49

the watching you

3:51

sees all your

3:54

shoes giant eye

3:56

it's watching you

3:58

Giants! Ah! It's

4:02

watching you

4:05

and I

4:08

it's watching

4:11

it. It's

4:14

got a

4:17

purple cue

4:20

It's watching

4:23

you It's

4:26

watching you

4:45

a bad mood and I didn't

4:47

think it was going to be

4:50

possible for me to laugh at

4:52

all but that was amazing. You

4:54

cured k-T. Oh my god. Purple

4:57

hue. Just like he William Shatner

4:59

the last part of it is

5:01

amazing. I liked it sees all

5:03

your shoes. That was my favorite

5:06

part too. Totally. It's so funny.

5:08

Oh thank you. What's what's the

5:10

original song? It's like from the

5:13

80s. It's like from the 80s.

5:15

It's like the silliest song. They're

5:17

watching you, watching you, watching you.

5:20

What was that? It feels like

5:22

it was written for a TV

5:24

show. Are you serious? No. Oh,

5:27

well. I was just talking about

5:29

how we weren't born in the

5:31

80s. Oh, yeah. When did you

5:34

look up what you usually fast

5:36

type and look things up? But

5:38

you don't know when it was.

5:41

I didn't look it up. It

5:43

was definitely the 80s. If not

5:45

the 70s, but I think it

5:48

was the 80s. Hollenotes. Oh, shoot.

5:50

Oh, shoot. There's a Hollenotes. Yes,

5:52

that's what says. Yeah, that's right.

5:55

A private eyes, a drama. A

5:57

drama. A performer, a drama. Former

5:59

professional, professional hockey player. name Matt

6:02

Shade hangs up his skates. No,

6:04

that's not. My hollow notes. Yeah,

6:06

hollow notes. Yeah, 81. Yeah. Wow.

6:09

It could have been played for

6:11

you in the womb. Could have

6:13

been. Wow. That's right. I just

6:16

turned 35 in 1981. Wow. You're

6:18

so old. And now I'm looking,

6:20

I'm reading about this song and

6:23

I'm trying to remember what was

6:25

the ban, what's the ban that

6:27

we've been, we thought we've discovered

6:29

how funny that one freaking song

6:32

is. Oh God, now listen to

6:34

this! You make it my dreams

6:36

come true. You know that song

6:39

you guys? No, no, no. Okay.

6:41

Sure, but they can also. There's

6:43

that part. Yeah, it's Hola Notes

6:46

too. That's what I thought. Okay,

6:48

so, so it's hilarious that song.

6:50

I gotta play that part. Okay,

6:53

that part. I have always liked

6:55

that song. I mean, Hola Notes

6:57

are great, right? It's, I think

7:00

it's, what did I just say.

7:02

you're making you make my dreams

7:04

come true. Making my dreams come

7:07

true. Yeah. Yeah. Right? So yes.

7:09

It was this summer. All right.

7:11

Okay. We were listening to it

7:14

in the car and I was

7:16

saying I love this is such

7:18

a great song and like and

7:21

I guess had you heard it

7:23

as much as me? Yeah. I

7:25

don't know if this as much

7:28

as you knew. But Eric pointed

7:30

this out and now every time

7:32

I hear this song I cannot.

7:35

the funniest song to me ever

7:37

because they you hear them go

7:39

no listen and then like nothing

7:42

happens just listen it's amazing Yeah

8:01

I think they wanted you

8:03

to hear that out how

8:05

funny is that like I

8:07

never noticed build up. Yeah

8:09

let's do this and it's

8:11

like a more boring simple

8:13

part of the song like

8:15

it'd be like a solo

8:17

in the normal song or

8:19

something. Jack Black, it's like

8:21

the Lindley Island Saxman. So

8:23

funny. Yeah, Jack Black. But

8:25

oh my God, it's just

8:27

the buildup is an incredible.

8:29

Now I can, I still

8:31

like the song, it's still

8:33

a great catchy song, but

8:35

every time, I'm like, thanks,

8:37

Eric. You pointed out that

8:39

they do less than what

8:41

they were doing before. Get

8:43

ready y'all. Buckles and fucking

8:45

up. And

8:53

it's so long. It's so

8:56

long! Oh my god, I

8:58

love hollin' notes. I just,

9:00

I love them even more

9:02

for that. They're so excited.

9:04

And just that's silent. They

9:06

even, the, ow is like

9:08

way in the background too.

9:10

So that guy's like out

9:12

of the studio saying that.

9:14

Listen to that? Oh, it's

9:17

just a guy in the

9:19

street. Yeah. Weird. I love

9:21

it. It's my favorite. Do

9:23

you think if I keep

9:25

that part of the song

9:27

in, like we'll get sued?

9:29

I could keep like a

9:31

piece of a song in

9:33

that we're talking about. Nobody's

9:35

gonna come after us for

9:37

all the money we make.

9:40

Yeah, please have mercy on

9:42

us. Okay, cool, good. Good

9:44

old Holland Oates. They're both

9:46

alive. I have no idea.

9:48

We've got that H&O money.

9:50

Let's see. Darryl Hall. He's

9:52

not dead. John Oates not

9:54

dead they made it this

9:56

far So

10:00

the ones that do,

10:02

you're a rich girl,

10:04

and you know it

10:06

don't matter anyway. They're

10:08

great. They're fun. You

10:10

can rely on your

10:12

old man's money. You

10:14

can rely on your

10:17

old man's money. It's

10:19

a bitch girl. But

10:21

a beb-b-boo-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-d-a-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-a- I everyone.

10:23

Yeah. Should I? No,

10:25

you shouldn't. You really

10:27

shouldn't. Oh no. Well,

10:29

just throw me in

10:31

the pigsty then. Ooh.

10:33

Ow. I think someone

10:35

needs to... Oh, never

10:37

mind. I ruined my

10:39

own joke. Oh. I

10:41

wanted to work in

10:43

the word pupil, but

10:45

I blew it. You

10:47

gotta go take a

10:50

pupil. Well, you gotta

10:52

save yourself. I risk

10:54

it. I risk it.

10:56

Oh, I risk. I

10:58

was like, I risk?

11:00

What's that? Was that

11:02

too cornea? Is this

11:04

what you wrote all

11:06

day? No. You just

11:08

sat there writing. I

11:10

didn't write it all

11:12

day at all. I

11:14

threw a golf disc

11:16

around. You did. You

11:18

did throw a golf

11:20

disc around. I didn't

11:23

mean to sclera you.

11:25

I didn't mean to. I

11:28

don't know how that one

11:30

works, if it does, does

11:32

it? Scare! I was like,

11:34

sclera? What is that? I

11:36

didn't have to explain it,

11:38

so it works. Yeah, that's

11:41

the rule. I just stared

11:43

at you. 50 lashes with

11:45

a wet noodle. Nice. Now

11:47

nice at all. It's terrible.

11:49

It is? With a wet

11:51

noodle. What? Would that hurt?

11:53

was she no that the

11:56

point is that's what they

11:58

say like kids and Abby's

12:00

Abby's the nice person, remember?

12:02

Oh, okay. She wouldn't say,

12:04

like, beat you with a

12:06

real whip or a belt,

12:09

Eric. Eric, like, why is

12:11

a wet noodle? Why wet

12:13

noodle? That's weird. I've always

12:15

heard it directed at, like,

12:17

children, like, because it's silly.

12:19

Got it. Well, sorry, guys.

12:21

Eric. I think there you

12:24

had some struggles with the

12:26

jokes, but otherwise I have

12:28

I have faith that you've

12:30

written a good session tonight.

12:32

Adam's been thinking that one

12:34

up for the last three

12:37

minutes. And it was good.

12:39

I'm glad you did it.

12:41

I tried retina and I

12:43

gave up very quickly. Oh.

12:45

Yeah, too many morning after

12:47

jitters, after trying retina. It

12:50

just sounded like she would

12:52

give you a high five,

12:54

but I can't because that's

12:56

what you said. You can't,

12:58

can't, that's so good. I

13:00

want to give you a

13:02

high five, but I can't

13:05

because that's what you said.

13:07

And he wasn't even trying

13:09

to give me a high

13:11

five. He put it up

13:13

afterwards. It's so sad. So

13:15

sad. After I already said

13:18

I wouldn't. They've already said

13:20

that you're not getting one.

13:22

Oh. Oh my. You're okay.

13:24

Am I? You've got it.

13:26

You've done it. Done what?

13:28

We're making icons. Yeah, I

13:31

know. One of those will

13:33

be the show title, right?

13:35

It's definitely conjunctivitis. You didn't

13:37

do that one. I just

13:39

don't think of any eye

13:41

word. I couldn't think of

13:43

anything you said. Sclera. You

13:46

said sclera. I believe that

13:48

all of my statements were

13:50

full of aqueous humor. Aquas?

13:52

I don't know if there's

13:54

anything we can do to

13:56

cataract this. I don't know

13:59

about this. We were like,

14:01

I mean, the amount of

14:03

time we're spending on this,

14:05

consider the optics. Are you

14:07

looking at a page of

14:09

I-related terms? I think he

14:12

must be. No. You changed

14:14

your posture and reached for

14:16

your mouth. I suspected something.

14:18

No, I Google Sklera earlier.

14:20

And in the AI overview

14:22

of it. It has redna

14:24

and optic nerve. So those

14:27

are the two that I

14:29

was going to. Got it.

14:31

The sclera is the albumin

14:33

of the eye. What is

14:35

the sclera? It's the white

14:37

part. He just said. It's

14:40

the albumin of the eye.

14:42

He just said. Oh yeah.

14:44

Wait, you even said that.

14:46

White sclera with red orange

14:48

veins. I should have remembered.

14:50

You should have remembered. You

14:53

should have. But I didn't.

14:55

Oh well. I just

14:57

looked down and saw it.

14:59

So that's good. Okay, you

15:02

guys remind us where everyone's

15:04

standing on the eye. All

15:06

of us are literally on

15:09

the sclera. We were just

15:11

able to, we were just

15:13

now on the bow, the

15:15

bow. Well, it's up to

15:18

you. The, the, the, the,

15:20

the, the lids have moved

15:22

back to basically the edge

15:25

of this. I'm floating. Isle,

15:27

isle, islet. Yeah. You said

15:29

the eyelids of the eyelid

15:32

last time and I like

15:34

that. Yeah, the eye is

15:36

looking and you can see

15:38

it moving like the pupil

15:41

and iris are shifting around

15:43

the ball is rolling as

15:45

if trying to get a

15:48

sight on things but very

15:50

slowly. Hmm. So where is

15:52

everyone standing? Roll call. Batwack.

15:55

I think I was hovering

15:57

over the eye. Yeah. Roscoe?

16:00

Is there a surface that

16:02

is there non-eye surface to

16:05

stand up? There's like the

16:07

the lids have bunched up

16:09

along the edge. There's also

16:12

like a short row of

16:14

it looks like like scrubby

16:16

bushes at the North Northwest

16:19

edge. Rus goes on the

16:21

one of the scrubby bushes.

16:23

He's whenever there's a scrubby

16:25

bush around. Rus goes on

16:28

it. On scrubbing. Like clinging

16:30

to it? Or have you

16:32

like belly flopped onto it.

16:35

Rasko likes scrubby bushes. So,

16:37

I don't think he belly

16:39

flopped though. I think he's

16:42

hugging the scrubby bush. That's

16:44

so cute. Rafina? Just standing

16:46

normally next to the scrubby

16:49

bush. Okay. I think I

16:51

said I am floating. Yeah,

16:53

but I didn't do roll

16:55

call for you. Oh, sorry.

16:58

Yeah, they needed to do

17:00

it with this cool delivery.

17:02

I'm floating above the eye

17:05

with my boots of flying.

17:07

Special delivery. She me! He

17:09

is standing back on the

17:12

other edge, not by the

17:14

scrubby bushes, but on the

17:16

other rim of the eye.

17:18

Mo! He's just standing on

17:21

the eye. What

17:24

is everybody doing? This eye

17:26

is slowly looking around. Oh

17:28

God, we need to get

17:30

boats. Have we gotten the

17:33

boats down? Let's get away

17:35

from this thing. Someone got

17:37

the boats. Someone did that.

17:39

Yeah, right? Somebody did some

17:41

of us. We got the

17:43

light boats out. Yeah, let's

17:45

get out of here. Probably,

17:48

right? I'm like gesturing towards

17:50

the boats. Rasker's looking at

17:52

the... How big is this

17:54

eye? How fucking big is

17:56

this thing? Did I say

17:58

before? I don't want to

18:00

contradict myself. It was just

18:02

giant. It's maybe like the

18:05

diameter of the I is

18:07

150 yards diameter. 150. Yeah.

18:09

You said it's 150 yards?

18:11

Yeah. Diameter. Isn't that one

18:13

and a half football fields?

18:15

Yes. Not counting the end

18:17

zones. That's huge. It's pretty

18:20

big. Yeah. Yeah, no problem.

18:22

Guys, you pride real estate.

18:24

That, no, that's way bigger

18:26

than I, Jesus Lord. That

18:28

almost defies, like, defies comprehension

18:30

in terms of, I mean,

18:32

Roscoe is coming, maybe try,

18:35

like, like, how can we

18:37

even tell from where we

18:39

are that it's an eye?

18:41

Yeah. Like, wouldn't we have

18:43

to be further up to

18:45

even be able to see

18:47

that? Maybe. The ground moved

18:49

out from under you. And

18:52

we saw like eyelids part.

18:54

Yeah, kind of. Yeah, it

18:56

was like a seam appeared

18:58

on the eyelid. Yeah, I'm

19:00

definitely trying to get on

19:02

the boats. Yeah, let's get

19:04

on the boats. Yeah, no,

19:07

the size of that now

19:09

seems like like it was

19:11

like they're like it was

19:13

a weather event this happening.

19:15

Can we really even tell

19:17

it's an eyeball if it's

19:19

that big? Like, how do

19:22

we even know? That's what

19:24

I was wondering. Like, I

19:26

mean, Batplack and Will maybe

19:28

can, depending on how high

19:30

up there are. Right, because

19:32

they're hovering. You can tell

19:34

from the texture. And the

19:36

smell. Is it a jelly-like

19:39

texture? Is the eye and

19:41

eye, or is it like

19:43

rock? Because you said the

19:45

lids were like sand. We

19:47

touched those. They were solid.

19:49

Yeah. You see, Mo is

19:51

on it. He said, it's

19:54

sleepy! Oh, Mo, get away

19:56

from there, to the boat,

19:58

please. This is disgusting, guys.

20:00

It's a huge eye! What?

20:03

Giant eye! Let's go!

20:05

And you all hear,

20:07

it seems to

20:10

be coming, it's

20:12

a huge sound,

20:14

maybe coming from

20:16

around the area

20:18

where Roscoe and

20:21

Rufina are standing

20:24

slash clinging, and

20:26

it says, monarch

20:31

of Gully's

20:35

end in

20:37

need. Whoa. I

20:40

was going

20:42

to say,

20:44

is the

20:47

monarch of

20:50

Gully's end

20:52

in the

20:55

building? Yes!

20:58

It depends.

21:02

Who are

21:06

we talking

21:10

to? You

21:13

say out

21:15

loud? Yeah,

21:18

who's

21:21

there? Dusque,

21:30

the Dusquini

21:33

Bay. Is the monarch

21:36

of Gully's

21:38

and... Yes, yes,

21:41

he's in need,

21:43

yes, yes, you

21:46

don't have to

21:48

say it again.

21:50

Here. Yes, yes,

21:53

yes, I'll blow

21:55

our cover. Is

21:57

your need,

21:59

oh? Queen.

22:02

Oh. Wait,

22:04

who are

22:06

you addressing?

22:10

You. Are

22:12

you not

22:15

the

22:17

monarch

22:19

of Gali's

22:22

end? to

22:26

me no it's not me

22:28

it's it's that guy over

22:31

there oh sorry no

22:33

apology needed bad whack

22:35

yeah at least tell me

22:38

it's huge pupil like

22:40

drifts over just yeah

22:42

it's looking around but

22:44

it's oh my god

22:46

oh we can't actually

22:49

see us because we're

22:51

just tiny yeah I

22:53

know specs as you

22:55

know I

23:00

am

23:07

so

23:13

happy.

23:27

that you

23:30

have come

23:33

to seek

23:36

me. Yeah.

23:39

I thought

23:41

I may

23:44

have been

23:47

forgotten.

23:55

Is Will on a boat

23:57

halfway around the world? left

24:03

everybody.

24:06

Have we

24:09

met before?

24:13

I don't

24:16

believe

24:19

so are

24:21

you over

24:24

500 years

24:28

old. No.

24:33

Then no.

24:35

We have

24:37

not met.

24:40

How? I'm

24:42

starting to

24:44

talk slower.

24:47

Yes. Yeah.

24:49

Maybe I

24:51

can talk

24:53

faster.

24:55

How do you

24:58

know me for

25:01

us? for

25:03

the rulers

25:06

of Gullies

25:09

and as

25:11

you know

25:13

I was

25:16

saved by

25:18

a Gullies

25:20

and

25:23

monarch

25:25

beyonds

25:27

ago.

25:31

Bathwacked. Does

25:34

something of

25:36

this sound

25:38

familiar? I mean,

25:41

you're from Gully

25:44

Sand? Did you

25:46

take any history

25:49

classes? No. No, not

25:51

really. I have been

25:54

in bed ever since.

25:56

I would lead my

25:59

aid. To them

26:02

in times

26:04

of need

26:06

I have

26:08

had no

26:11

word in

26:13

over five

26:16

centuries

26:18

But clearly

26:22

you do

26:24

know of

26:27

me and

26:29

I haven't

26:31

been lost

26:33

to time

26:35

or else

26:37

you would

26:39

be here.

26:41

Gully Zend

26:43

is in

26:46

danger. How

26:48

can you

26:50

help us? What

26:53

do you need?

26:59

Juliet Russia is

27:01

trying to go

27:04

ahead to refina.

27:06

Juliet Russia

27:08

is a danger to Gully's

27:10

end. Who is that?

27:13

Is that a ship

27:15

I can see? Well,

27:18

she flies, so probably

27:20

not. Probably

27:23

not in a

27:26

ship. There is

27:28

a... Navy, Navy,

27:32

or Navy,

27:36

or Navy,

27:41

Army,

27:44

in the

27:48

right

27:51

direction.

27:58

Should we? I'm talking

28:01

to whoever

28:03

is nearby.

28:05

Should we

28:07

just go

28:09

right to

28:11

the capital

28:13

and smash

28:15

everything in

28:17

our way?

28:20

Can we

28:22

write a

28:24

tsunami wave

28:26

there? Can

28:28

you take

28:30

us? Can

28:32

you take

28:34

us to

28:36

the capital?

28:38

I can

28:40

take you.

28:42

through my

28:44

bay and

28:46

into the

28:48

sea. I

28:50

can get

28:52

close to

28:55

the capital,

28:57

but I

28:59

cannot stray

29:01

long from

29:03

the deep

29:05

Dusque, is

29:07

that your

29:09

name? Is

29:11

that what

29:13

you want

29:15

us to

29:17

call you?

29:19

Dusque, if

29:21

you wish.

29:23

Dusque, if

29:25

you wish.

29:27

Are you?

29:30

I do

29:32

not know.

29:34

I mean

29:36

that that

29:38

resonates. Okay,

29:40

fair enough.

29:42

Do you

29:44

not know

29:46

what you

29:48

are? Arguably,

29:50

I do

29:52

not know

29:54

what you

29:56

are. Oh,

30:01

how much

30:03

more of

30:06

you is

30:08

there under

30:10

the water?

30:13

I stride

30:15

along the

30:17

floor of

30:19

the bay.

30:22

Oh, the

30:24

bay is

30:26

deep. How

30:33

can we travel

30:35

together? You may

30:37

perch upon my

30:39

surface if you

30:41

wish. I can

30:43

stay above the

30:45

surface for... Some

30:47

time, though I

30:50

will need to

30:52

blink occasionally. Can

30:54

you just warn

30:56

us and we'll

30:58

jump at the

31:00

right time? Okay.

31:02

Be the decider.

31:04

Oh, you want

31:06

me to decide?

31:09

Well, I mean,

31:11

we could talk

31:13

it out, or

31:15

maybe I could

31:17

be the decider.

31:19

Sounds like a

31:21

new rolls up

31:23

for grabs. Yeah,

31:25

Will's just floating

31:28

there like this.

31:30

Describe for the

31:32

podcast. He's like

31:34

gripping his face,

31:36

like indentations into

31:38

his cheeks. It's

31:40

somewhat reminiscent of

31:42

Macaulay Colkin and

31:44

homelone. Yes. shave.

31:47

He's just like

31:49

what he's absorbing

31:51

but he can't

31:53

bring himself to

31:55

ask anything because

31:57

he's just like

31:59

this is I

32:01

what is happening

32:03

yep. This is

32:06

great this is

32:08

I have to

32:10

I can only

32:12

assume that we

32:14

are we are

32:16

we could be

32:18

far enough because

32:20

of the size

32:22

of this eyeball

32:25

like I think

32:27

this is great

32:29

bath lack. Oh

32:31

God knows we

32:33

need as many

32:35

as we could

32:37

get. Yes. So

32:39

I don't know,

32:41

I don't know,

32:44

but this, is

32:46

this thing, you

32:48

think this thing

32:50

exists in our

32:52

own reality or

32:54

is it just?

32:56

It doesn't matter.

32:58

A sliver thing.

33:00

It's trying to

33:03

help us. You're

33:05

right, it doesn't

33:07

matter. I think

33:09

it's trying to

33:11

help us. You're

33:13

right, it doesn't

33:15

matter. I think

33:17

it. Well. I

33:19

mean dusk seems

33:22

to have a

33:24

longer memory than

33:26

That bird two

33:28

then two weeks.

33:30

Yeah, that's true.

33:32

Five hundred years

33:34

How dusk how

33:36

were you? How

33:38

did the monarchs

33:41

help you? There

33:43

was washed up

33:45

on the coast

33:47

and was grievously

33:49

harmed. The current

33:51

queen of Gully's

33:53

and ordered that

33:55

I be returned.

33:57

to the water.

34:00

It was

34:03

a great

34:06

undertaking, but

34:09

she succeeded.

34:11

It must

34:14

have taken

34:17

everyone. Did

34:20

everyone come

34:22

out? I

34:25

do not

34:28

know how

34:30

many everyone

34:33

is. But

34:36

hundreds did

34:39

come. I

34:41

have known

34:44

many kings

34:47

and queens

34:50

of gullies

34:52

and over

34:55

thousands of

34:58

gullies. Has

35:03

it been a

35:06

peaceful time over

35:09

the past few

35:11

hundred so that

35:14

I was not

35:17

needed? It's hard

35:20

to answer. Time

35:23

hasn't been very

35:26

linear for us.

35:32

I do not understand.

35:35

Neither do we. You're

35:37

in good company. And

35:39

speaking of company, do

35:41

you have any friends?

35:43

I don't know about

35:45

me, but the leaders

35:48

of Gales and... that

35:50

others would seek to

35:52

destroy me. That's terrible.

35:54

I like was about

35:56

to cast Eldridge Blast

35:58

but then I hold

36:01

my hand out. I

36:03

just wanted to say

36:05

it might be dangerous

36:07

if you take us

36:09

close. There's already something

36:11

happening, but there are

36:14

also gods or some,

36:16

there's something else going

36:18

on underneath all of

36:20

this. that seems even

36:22

bigger than the lack

36:24

of peace. I am

36:27

here to assist in

36:29

a new way that

36:31

I can, as you

36:33

must know from your

36:35

learnings as the king

36:37

of Gully's. Duh. That

36:40

is my bet to

36:42

you. Everybody roll a

36:44

perception check. Guh. Duh.

36:46

You see a pretty

36:48

bird. Phew. There. You

36:51

shouldn't have freaked out.

36:53

Nine from Raffina, 16

36:55

from Roscoe. floor nine

36:57

from Batthwack and a

36:59

16 from Will Pompian.

37:01

Roscoe and Will you

37:04

hear a splashing scrabbling

37:06

sound and and a

37:08

gasp and Will from

37:10

your vantage point. You

37:12

can see in the

37:14

sort of midst of

37:17

the wrecked SS abalone,

37:19

something has bobbed to

37:21

the surface in between

37:23

the two broken chunks

37:25

of the boat. You

37:27

recognize it as one

37:30

of the crew members

37:32

of the abalone. I

37:34

have to help that

37:36

guy. It's nothing to

37:38

do with being over

37:40

this eye or anything.

37:43

I just have to

37:45

go help that person.

37:47

Just got to go

37:49

help somebody. That's what

37:51

I always want to

37:53

do. Gotta go to

37:56

the Whiz Palace. Gotta

37:58

go to the Whiz

38:00

Palace. Just fly. Yeah.

38:02

He's like, this is

38:04

handled. Hopefully, I'm going

38:06

to go over there.

38:09

Now I try to,

38:11

who is this person?

38:13

Wait, where's where? Nar

38:15

was with us, right?

38:17

Shawn and goes dead

38:20

or in pieces. Nar

38:22

was with you. Nar

38:24

you said he was

38:26

bleeding. You were told

38:28

that Sue Broadmoor took

38:30

a boat. Boat. Mo

38:33

is injured, right? Someone

38:35

healed him. Yeah. So

38:37

yeah, you can go

38:39

down there. They are

38:41

like barely... pulling in

38:43

air like they're struggling

38:46

it looks like maybe

38:48

they are trapped underwater

38:50

maybe or something but

38:52

they're not dead okay

38:54

all right so you

38:56

can scoop them up

38:59

sure so just I'll

39:01

have to give you

39:03

meta knowledge because I

39:05

can't remember if you

39:07

know the person looks

39:09

like or not but

39:12

it is read Thorin.

39:14

Oh! I don't know

39:16

if I... I feel

39:18

like Will doesn't necessarily

39:20

know what he looks

39:22

like. Yeah, like he

39:25

never told me the

39:27

guy's name and if

39:29

I've seen him it's

39:31

just crew guy that

39:33

I don't give a

39:35

shit about. So it's

39:38

just one of the

39:40

crew as far as

39:42

you're concerned. But I'm

39:44

helping because that's what

39:46

I gotta do. That's

39:48

what I got to

39:51

do guys. Why didn't

39:53

it in the face

39:55

of tragedy? There's a

39:57

good t-shirt, I like

39:59

it. Don't you dare?

40:02

That's just him saying

40:04

that, don't you dare

40:06

look at me at

40:08

all. Rasko will nod

40:10

toward the crew member

40:12

to Bathwack and Rufina

40:15

in case they haven't

40:17

noticed or heard or

40:19

seen him. Well you

40:21

saw Will zoom off.

40:23

Okay. And so Rafina

40:25

would have watched Will

40:28

Go and then saw

40:30

Roscoe nod and would

40:32

not try to follow

40:34

or anything. Because this

40:36

eye is pretty important.

40:38

So King Batwack do

40:41

we get to ride

40:43

I to your place

40:45

where you live? Does

40:47

that sound like fun

40:49

though? I mean, I

40:51

think so. I mean,

40:54

we could, we could

40:56

go for swims. Yeah.

40:58

Next to the eye,

41:00

climb out and dry

41:02

off. Like races around

41:04

a circle? But we

41:07

don't, but we, we

41:09

don't know. Tows on

41:11

the eyeball. the better

41:13

be like a microfiber

41:15

so we don't irritate

41:17

it. But we should

41:20

find out like what

41:22

kind of travel prep

41:24

we should do. Is

41:26

it gonna be a

41:28

fast ride? How fast

41:31

does this baby go?

41:33

I'm not sure. Because

41:35

no matter what it's

41:37

gonna be breezy. If

41:39

Will comes back and

41:41

drops this guy on

41:44

the aisle. And it's

41:46

like, wait a second,

41:48

we talk about camping

41:50

now? Because if we

41:52

are, I have something

41:54

to say. Well, what

41:57

if we just hung

41:59

onto one eyelash and

42:01

it blinks and then

42:03

it like transports us

42:05

like a catapult to

42:07

where we need to

42:10

go? No. That's how

42:12

we disembark once we

42:14

get over to the

42:16

capital. The capital is

42:18

like way off in

42:20

the distance. We're in

42:23

the deep water and

42:25

yeah. Drop like some

42:27

mustard in the eye

42:29

so it gets a

42:31

blink real hard. No,

42:33

no, no, we drop

42:36

the mustard in and

42:38

then it sneezes. Oh,

42:40

no! Yeah, you've seen

42:42

the size of the

42:44

nose. Oh, God. Dusk,

42:46

how fast do you

42:49

travel? We could reach...

42:51

This is Eric. What's

42:53

the what's the what's

42:55

the end of a

42:57

river called where it

42:59

means like the ocean?

43:02

Extuary? Is that what

43:04

I'm talking? Delta is

43:06

a specific. I think

43:08

both of those. The

43:10

mouth. Yeah, that's I

43:13

think good. Yeah All

43:15

right now. Let's do

43:17

a bunch of mouthpons.

43:19

Adam don't be ridiculous.

43:21

Why would we do

43:23

that? I could

43:26

reach the mouth of

43:28

the guys. I could

43:30

reach the mouth of

43:32

the guys. I could

43:34

reach the mouth of

43:37

the guys and river

43:39

in two days. That

43:41

sounds like a comfortable

43:43

trip. That sounds like

43:45

a comfortable trip, guys.

43:48

That sounds like... Out

43:50

on the eyeball? Yeah,

43:52

that sounds like camping

43:54

out on the eyeball.

43:56

at the stars. What

43:59

happens when she blinks?

44:01

We already discussed that.

44:03

But will we be

44:05

jumping like five times

44:07

a minute? No. Which

44:10

I don't mind. Yes.

44:12

Is there a surface?

44:14

there's fewer like when

44:16

the you're saying the

44:19

scraggly bushes are still

44:21

there so there is

44:23

a surface that isn't

44:25

just the island there

44:27

is there enough space

44:30

that it looks like

44:32

on this giant football

44:34

field or football at

44:36

a half yeah like

44:38

around the edge you

44:41

could probably on this

44:43

delightful island uh-huh well

44:45

is there anything we

44:47

can do to make

44:49

it more as comfortable

44:52

as possible for you

44:54

dusk? you are but

44:56

moats to me physically

44:58

anyway. Thanks. Did we

45:00

say last time how

45:03

long of a trip

45:05

it would be for

45:07

us to get to

45:09

land? I think it

45:11

was about two days

45:14

if we were just

45:16

going to the land

45:18

that's... By boat? By

45:20

robo? By robo? To

45:23

just the nearest shore.

45:25

Yeah, and this is

45:27

where the mouth of...

45:29

You can see the

45:31

map. It's up. Yeah,

45:34

and Will wouldn't know

45:36

this, I guess, necessarily.

45:38

No. So where is...

45:40

Oh, okay. Yeah, that's

45:42

much further than we

45:45

could have gotten. Interesting.

45:47

Does Gully Sand? We

45:49

know that they're watching

45:51

the ports. Yeah. Does

45:53

Gully Sand have, uh,

45:56

like as... significant naval

45:58

fleet? Do you think

46:00

that there would be

46:02

a way to draw

46:04

out Juliet Rush's forces?

46:07

Is our understanding that

46:09

she is currently in

46:11

charge of Kelly's N?

46:13

She implied that I

46:15

think. or she it

46:18

seemed either that she

46:20

is the leader or

46:22

that she will get

46:24

leadership by serving you

46:27

know yeah yeah isn't

46:29

the idea that the

46:31

that the king and

46:33

queen are in exile

46:35

somehow yeah probably we

46:38

probably don't want to

46:40

like just like destroy

46:42

a fleet of people

46:44

who are just you

46:46

know following Julia's orders

46:49

because she took over

46:51

maybe I don't know

46:55

Maybe we just want to

46:57

distract them like you said.

47:00

And then, and then have

47:02

the burial ceremony. Well, does

47:04

dusk have any other body

47:07

parts that you could dusk

47:09

that you could like raise

47:12

out of the sea to

47:14

distract everybody? I guess the

47:16

one thing that Will would

47:19

ask, unless we remember what

47:21

that, what were we talking

47:23

about? Did anyone say any?

47:26

Body parts. Yes. Abby guessed

47:28

if it could raise its

47:31

dick in the water. That's

47:33

not what Abby asked. That's

47:35

what I heard too. I

47:38

heard it too. I wanted

47:40

it to be repeated. Like

47:42

a tentacle. Dusk, is there

47:45

something you could raise up

47:47

in like another body part

47:49

that would like block out

47:52

the sun? or that you

47:54

could wave and distract them

47:57

all? I mean, the one.

47:59

And we get close to

48:01

the mouth of a river,

48:04

a significant portion of my

48:06

body will be above one.

48:08

Okay, well, but maybe we

48:11

don't want to do that.

48:13

Maybe we still want to

48:15

take a bit. I mean,

48:18

you know, taking this creature

48:20

sand pile across the water

48:23

is better than walking. I

48:25

don't know, is it better

48:27

than walking across land? I

48:30

don't know. Anyway, the thing

48:32

we have to worry about

48:34

is that, you know, we

48:37

also have people that we've

48:39

sent across land who are

48:42

supposed to be raising an

48:44

army or whatever. So I

48:46

don't know how much are

48:49

you pointing at me. I'm

48:51

just wondering what you did

48:53

with the person you saved.

48:56

I just dumped him on

48:58

the island. On the eye?

49:00

Well, if there's a bridge,

49:03

yeah. Okay. Sorry, I don't

49:05

know if you said that

49:08

or not. Yeah, I said

49:10

I just dumped him. Oh,

49:12

sorry. Are we talking about

49:15

camping? Bathwack, you would see

49:17

that that's read Thorin. Oh.

49:19

Wait sorry did I miss

49:22

something what it will do

49:24

with him just dumped him

49:26

on the edge of the

49:29

eye either near steamy or

49:31

yeah Okay, I'm gonna fly

49:34

over because I Read I

49:36

thought you were dead How

49:38

did you get out? Who

49:41

was pocket of air? How

49:43

did you get out? Who

49:45

was pocket of air? I

49:50

was able to make my

49:52

way out and swim up

49:55

on the surface. What

50:01

happened? Does he need

50:03

to be healed? Probably

50:06

wouldn't hurt. All right.

50:08

That's, I mean, like

50:10

not just medical care,

50:13

but I'll actually heal

50:15

him then. Okay. I

50:17

don't know. Ten hit

50:20

points. Cool. He turns

50:22

over and wretches up

50:24

a bunch of bay

50:27

water. Thank

50:30

you, my king. Thank

50:32

you. What happened? Where

50:34

are we? What is

50:36

that voice? We're on

50:39

an island. Okay. Yeah,

50:41

a giant island. Ha

50:43

ha ha. It's a

50:45

giant eyeball. Look, check

50:47

it out. Guy. Hello,

50:49

by the way. Um,

50:51

you're welcome. Hello. What?

50:53

Oh, were you the

50:55

one that pulled me

50:58

from the water? Thank

51:00

you. Don't look at

51:02

me anymore. Um, anyway.

51:04

No, thank you. Okay,

51:06

so I'm ignoring him.

51:08

No, thank you. Was

51:10

there anyone else who

51:12

was alive? That you

51:14

could see, sir? I

51:16

see all of you.

51:19

Thankfully you're all you've

51:21

all made it out.

51:23

I was worried I

51:25

was the only one.

51:27

Are there any luxurious

51:29

beds we can take

51:31

onto this island as

51:33

we journey across the

51:35

ocean in the breeze?

51:38

Is the ship, is

51:40

the ship, is the

51:42

ship sinking or is

51:44

it like stuck on

51:46

the back half is

51:48

definitely like mostly gone

51:50

if not completely gone.

51:52

The front half is

51:54

kind of smoothed up

51:56

onto the eye. See,

52:00

Will, I guess we could go

52:02

pull stuff out if we think

52:05

it's useful. Yeah, like, let's not

52:07

sleep on a giant eyeball alone,

52:09

like, without anything. What? I think

52:12

we should, yeah, let's pull the

52:14

ship up. What? The big ship?

52:16

Raffina the Riveter, we can deal

52:19

with. Yeah, yeah. I mean, like,

52:21

I'll float over there and see,

52:23

is there anything that would be

52:26

good for, like, making a shelter?

52:28

Not that, Will's not a camper.

52:31

He's like, what do I use

52:33

here? Tarps? I don't, what's a

52:35

tarp? I've heard that they are

52:38

useful when you camp. We can

52:40

go sleep in the captain's quarters

52:42

and play piano and play piano.

52:45

and the ship would like flip

52:47

up. Pearl the whole ship into

52:49

the sea. Well, no, it would

52:52

like flip up onto the surface

52:54

nicely. Wait, wait, wait for me

52:56

to get on the ship first

52:59

and then try. My plans like

53:01

this always go well. Sounds like

53:03

we're asking dusk to play hackysack

53:06

with the ship. But as an

53:08

eye. Exactly. You've got it, Adam

53:11

slash Rosco. Once I tried to

53:13

do a scorpion with a hackysack

53:15

and I got a... cut on

53:18

my chin because I smashed it

53:20

on the ground. What's a scorpion?

53:22

Oh, like you put your head

53:25

to the ground and hit it

53:27

with your chin? No, you you

53:29

you squeeze the hackysack, say it

53:32

hits the ground, you squeeze it

53:34

between your two feet and put

53:36

your hands on the ground and

53:39

then flip your legs like up

53:41

and back over your head like

53:44

a scorpion tail. to pass it

53:46

to someone. Eric used to be

53:48

able to do things like this.

53:51

I remember those days. I can

53:53

still do it. I'll do it

53:55

tomorrow. He was pretty cool. He

53:58

was pretty cool in the day.

54:00

Oh my gosh. No, I just

54:02

remember you did like hip-ups and

54:05

stuff and like all kinds of

54:07

flippy things. You were a crazy

54:09

man. You were always like jumping

54:12

up on walls and you were

54:14

like parkour, parkour, parkour before. Jumping

54:16

up to get down. You did

54:19

your heel clicks and things. Yeah,

54:21

but only on the one side.

54:24

Couldn't do the other side. You

54:26

Dick Van Dyke. Failure. There's Abby

54:28

talking about Dick again. I'm obsessed.

54:31

Quite. Yeah. Do we need to

54:33

build shelter? What are we doing?

54:35

So yeah, what are we doing?

54:38

Are we going to need to

54:40

camp out somewhere or lay low

54:42

somewhere? How do we know? Okay,

54:45

out of character. Did we plan

54:47

on like a date or like

54:49

a time where? The what's like

54:52

what that was the guy that

54:54

we sent that's supposed to fast.

54:57

Yeah, we weren't exactly sure how

54:59

long it would take to be

55:01

honest, right? Yeah, I don't think

55:04

there was a specific but we

55:06

yeah, but this might significantly cut

55:08

into our time. So it might

55:11

just be like, you know, it's

55:13

great that if we get somewhere

55:15

sooner than we expected, but we're

55:18

gonna probably still want to go

55:20

in like laying low I would

55:22

think so maybe dusk doesn't I

55:25

look around like every time I

55:27

talk about this thing like it's

55:30

a I'm like looking nervously around

55:32

at the football field maybe dust

55:34

is it hard to know where

55:37

to look it does the eye

55:39

suddenly look right at me not

55:41

suddenly but slowly no it's for

55:44

before. From who? Who knows about

55:46

you? I thought you said nobody

55:48

knows about you. The long dead

55:51

monarchs of Achilles and... Do you

55:53

have any friends your own size?

55:55

I know somebody asked that already,

55:58

but you need to make some

56:00

friends your own size. You know

56:02

what I'm saying? My size. Sounds

56:05

pretty lonely. I'm looking nervously around.

56:07

Like, I don't know if I'm

56:10

offending this thing or what. Suddenly

56:12

eyes popping up all over the

56:14

bay. No, I'm kidding. Oh my

56:17

God. Everyone else is bigger. Oh

56:19

my God. My name is Junior.

56:21

Oh my God. Can't you tell

56:24

I'm small from my high voice?

56:26

I feel so bad for this

56:28

thing. Like I want, I just

56:31

want our new journey to just

56:33

be trying to find this thing

56:35

a friend, but Will doesn't care,

56:38

he's just scared of it. So,

56:40

but let's find it a friend

56:43

guys. What is this thing? What

56:45

is this shaped like? You don't

56:47

know. I know. I know. But

56:50

by the time we get there,

56:52

we'll see most of it. Rafina's

56:54

so excited. Rafina Rafina really wants

56:57

to see this thing's other body

56:59

part. It's a good idea! Hey

57:01

anybody good at building shelters? I

57:04

look at read Thorin. I don't

57:06

know his name yet or maybe

57:08

I heard him say read but

57:11

hey you good building things? Building

57:13

a building a whole building in

57:15

one day that I can say

57:18

in. I know I have a

57:20

tent. At least I have a

57:23

tent guys. A good luck, all

57:25

of you. I have a terrarium

57:27

and a tiny hut. I don't

57:30

think you should live in that

57:32

terrarium, Raffina. It's not suitable for

57:34

life. I don't think it's not

57:37

free of scorpions, exactly. But just

57:39

for a couple of days. We

57:44

could get to know each

57:46

other. Is it still looking

57:48

at me? Stop why you're

57:50

looking at me. Look at

57:52

bathwackies right there. I know,

57:54

but bathwax there. Are you

57:56

saying? this out well. Yes,

57:58

I'm just pointing about that.

58:00

We're having a conversation. I

58:02

feel like we could be

58:04

halfway there already. Are we

58:06

going? Yes, I hope. That's

58:08

amazing. Yeah, all the bushes

58:10

fall away. There's seven Evan

58:12

Rood, outboard motors. They all

58:14

dip into the water. Evan

58:16

Rood? It's a brand. Is

58:18

that a brand? Who the

58:20

hell would know that, babe?

58:22

What are you talking about?

58:24

I only know it because

58:26

of Robin Williams. What? He

58:28

refers to one. I had

58:30

to look it up because

58:32

he had it. It was

58:34

in like one of his

58:36

stand-up routines. Well, listen, you

58:38

weren't Robin Williams. You're Eric.

58:40

I remember what it was.

58:42

He was talking about getting

58:44

a colonoscopy. Oh, geez. And

58:47

when they pull it out,

58:49

he turned into an Evan

58:51

Rood. And I

58:53

didn't know what an Evan

58:55

Ruud was. Yeah, I guess

58:57

so. That's amazing. So that's

58:59

why I know what an

59:01

Evan Ruud is. All right,

59:04

we're having a conversation. Well,

59:06

anyway, so... I don't think

59:08

the vessel that crashed into

59:10

me will stay large on

59:12

me. Oh bummer. Who has

59:14

levels in camping or survival?

59:17

I do. Mo, what do

59:19

we need? What do we

59:21

need from this boat? I

59:23

mean, can you sleep on

59:25

this ground? No. Oh, what

59:27

do you need? What do

59:30

you need? You can sleep

59:32

on the ground? Oh yeah,

59:34

you guys don't even need

59:36

sleep. And we have to

59:38

be awake for two days

59:40

on the eyeball. Yes, standing

59:43

on this deserted island, I

59:45

mean, person or creature in

59:47

the ocean air for two

59:49

days is like, I feel

59:51

like it's not. I'm just

59:53

trying to look out for

59:56

people never mind if you

59:58

guys think you won't be

1:00:00

uncomfortable that sounds great good

1:00:02

luck everybody I guess but

1:00:04

don't go knocking on my

1:00:06

flap. I'm just trying to

1:00:09

look out for people never

1:00:11

mind. I'm just trying to

1:00:13

look out for people never

1:00:15

mind if you guys think

1:00:17

you won't be uncomfortable that

1:00:19

sounds great. Go clean to

1:00:22

that scraggly bush. What's our

1:00:24

other option? Are my love

1:00:26

to call you will yet?

1:00:28

We, I don't know. So

1:00:30

now, we still, to get

1:00:32

into Gully's end, we still

1:00:35

probably need to pretend that

1:00:37

bathwack isn't bad. Is this

1:00:39

thing, is this, hi guy,

1:00:41

are you gonna be, would

1:00:43

you, would this, what this

1:00:45

thing be upset if it

1:00:48

knew that we gotta pretend?

1:00:50

You know? I

1:00:52

think, because it's militarily

1:00:54

strategic, I think that

1:00:56

this, that dusk would

1:00:58

be on our side.

1:01:01

Okay. So we can't

1:01:03

announce that this is

1:01:05

King Bathwack. Why not?

1:01:07

There are some bad

1:01:09

people that are trying

1:01:11

to take over Gully

1:01:13

Zen, that's why we

1:01:15

need to get there.

1:01:17

Okay. That was not

1:01:19

my voice. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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