0:00

Hey you, come over here.

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What is it, mysterious

0:04

person in that shadowy

0:07

alley? Check out what I

0:09

got under my trench

0:11

coat. Whoa, is that

0:13

a subscription to pork

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fried dice on coffee?

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Yeah, see, it says tiny

0:20

URL.com slash support

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PFD. Nido! Hey while

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you're here, you want

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to buy some crack?

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Ah! It's pork fried

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dice. I'm Eric

0:33

and I'm the

0:35

dungeon master. I'm

0:37

Eddie and I

0:39

play Rifina. I'm

0:41

Alex and I

0:43

play Bethwick. I'm

0:46

K.T. and I play

0:48

Will. I'm Adam and

0:50

I play Roscoe.

0:53

Hold on to

0:55

your haversacks. Let's

0:58

roll. It's

1:01

done.

1:03

Oh my

1:05

god,

1:07

he loves

1:12

to

1:14

torch

1:16

me with

1:20

a... I

1:23

hate it!

1:26

Poor Mo, Mo needs something better. Then

1:28

just holding the rope the whole time.

1:30

Yeah. But he just has a knife,

1:33

like, Anshimi doesn't have anything, but

1:35

anyway, Mo, Mo, that's what we're

1:37

doing in this pugilistic

1:39

society we're headed to. I look

1:41

at Bathwack, I look at Kick

1:43

Bathwack, this pugilistic place we're going

1:46

to. We're gonna get you the best weapon.

1:48

I kind of want the Shavki to

1:50

die, but I don't want us to

1:52

be the ones to... kill him. Yeah.

1:54

Could we say like what? Maybe I

1:56

can roll for like my boa constrictor

1:59

like got away. And it's

2:01

coming to attack the shop key.

2:03

Perfect. Would that like like a

2:05

luck row? Just like like I

2:08

roll a d20. Well, let's have

2:10

this. Okay, I sold you have

2:12

to roll me an animal handling

2:15

check and the more poorly roll.

2:17

Yes, the more likely that. All

2:19

right, let's see. You know, my

2:21

daughter and I both died from snake

2:24

bites in Oregon Trail last night. So

2:26

like, you can assist. Now Rafina

2:28

is going to die from, no, a

2:30

snake bite? Oh, you can assist then,

2:33

Abby. Roll a D4 and we'll subtract

2:35

that from ever, whatever Rasko gets.

2:37

Eleven. Of course, it's right in

2:39

the middle. Minus, minus a D4. Roll

2:41

a D4. I'm trying. In champion.

2:43

If it's a two, that's annoying,

2:46

Abby. That's annoying, Abby. What?

2:48

He's the way D4's

2:50

work, D4's works

2:52

by my

2:54

decorians. Oh, but I'm

2:57

lucky, right? That's

2:59

not the way

3:01

D4's work. I

3:03

know how D4's

3:05

work. Abby knows

3:07

everything about D4's,

3:09

Adam. How dare

3:12

you? You thought we

3:14

were off track before.

3:17

Is that a real term? I don't

3:19

know. That's a good one though.

3:21

And I love that. That's a

3:23

great list. All right, so 10.

3:26

Yeah. The snake starts to slip.

3:28

You didn't even realize

3:30

you transformed it. You

3:32

must have just been practicing

3:35

it in your head or

3:37

something like that. But the

3:39

staff transforms into a snake

3:42

and begins slithering away.

3:44

Roscoe. You realize you're startled and

3:46

go to catch after it and you get

3:48

it like halfway up its giant body and

3:51

Rather than just say the word to turn

3:53

it back into a staff And you kind

3:55

of get it and you're like halfway in

3:57

and then it slithers out of your

3:59

own and it sliggers away and

4:01

then you go after it again

4:04

and you kind of. pick up

4:06

half of it and then it

4:08

slithers away and this all happens

4:10

everybody's just like watching what's going

4:13

on there's like nothing it's happening

4:15

in the background no no it's

4:17

slowly getting closer and closer yeah

4:20

it started like 10 minutes ago

4:22

but everyone's watched yeah they're in

4:24

the middle of this whole conversation

4:26

and you're not even in focus

4:29

at first it's a super long

4:31

established shot of this this conversation

4:33

with this happening in the background

4:35

and then Suddenly you move into

4:38

focus and everybody sees you and

4:40

it's just taken it back, but

4:42

the camera still stays and you

4:45

move even closer and closer and

4:47

then you bump into the camera

4:49

and the camera is shooting up

4:51

at the sky and you stumble

4:54

over the camera and then finally

4:56

it cuts. The snake eats the

4:58

camera. Yeah, it travels through its

5:00

entire digestive system. Yeah, we get

5:03

to watch that. And then it

5:05

sits in there and then the

5:07

face of the shopkeep meets the...

5:09

the camera as it's sitting in

5:12

the gut of the snake, right?

5:14

That's how it would happen, right?

5:16

Then you realize later, yeah, then

5:19

he did the snake eat the

5:21

shop. No. You guys killed him

5:23

and that's his ghost floating through

5:25

the intestine of the snake. We

5:28

just murdered him. It's great. The

5:30

perfect crime. I just want him.

5:32

I just want him dead. Yeah,

5:34

eventually you were able to scramble

5:37

up, scrather up. How do you,

5:39

what is it, gathering a snake?

5:41

Scather, I think is the right.

5:44

Scather, is that a word? It

5:46

sounds like it is, right? Wow.

5:48

No, it sounds like it is,

5:50

right? Wow. No, it doesn't. I

5:53

think you're overestimating. That's like from

5:55

that game, that Jackbox game where

5:57

you have to make up definitions

5:59

and then make up the words.

6:02

Slather. Yeah, Scraather. For Jackbox, there

6:04

was bother to- Yeah. Before Balderdash.

6:06

Wait, taboo. There was taboo. There

6:09

was scattergory. Pus sticks. Pus sticks?

6:11

Pus sticks? Pus sticks? Pus sticks?

6:13

Pus sticks? Pus sticks. Okay, what's

6:15

happening? Abby's old enough. She played

6:18

with pus sticks for a game.

6:20

Does anybody else have any ideas

6:22

for how to cause? the this

6:24

guy's death so he definitely didn't

6:27

die because of the way you

6:29

scrathered up the snake like right

6:31

in front of the the boat

6:34

yeah and the snake all of

6:36

you watching you think the snake

6:38

was just kind of randomly slithering

6:40

in Roscoe's mind though he was

6:43

coming for the shop keep yeah

6:45

that's what a 10 gets you

6:47

all right well this is d

6:49

and d guys what else can

6:52

we fail in a way that

6:54

results in a spin's death Rufina

6:57

refuses to participate in killing

6:59

somebody just could do it.

7:01

It's not Rufina, it's us,

7:03

it's just you. Oh, I

7:06

see. But all we have

7:08

to do is get Moda

7:10

let go of the rope

7:12

and he goes away. I

7:14

don't think that enough or

7:17

Roscoe. I don't think it's

7:19

going to be that easy.

7:21

I think we're fucked. We're

7:23

stuck with him for life?

7:25

Yes. I think this man

7:27

is a legitimate threat, not

7:30

in terms of the narrative,

7:32

but just a threat to

7:34

our sanity and his play.

7:36

Because look at what's happened.

7:38

Look at what happened to

7:41

this game. Oh my goodness

7:43

gracious! Like ever since he

7:45

showed up. Yes, get the

7:47

fuck out of here. And

7:49

not- Don't you throw pies

7:51

at him! You're saying all

7:54

this and it's been less

7:56

than 10 sessions since a

7:58

ferret slithered out of a

8:00

man's gullet? Do you have

8:02

any maternity bras for sale,

8:05

sir? Alex, he's gonna kill

8:07

him! Look out! Go away

8:09

guy! Oh no! Do it?

8:11

It's your turn now. It's

8:13

come up with a plan.

8:15

Oh, anyway. Are you going

8:18

to let go of that

8:20

rope there? Oh, should I?

8:22

I will nod. Yes. First

8:24

nod, let's go of the

8:26

rope. Oh, I was getting

8:29

tired. You were? I don't

8:31

know. I can. I can.

8:33

He's triump. Yes, triump. Hmm.

8:35

Well, it was nice to

8:37

meet met you all. Sure.

8:40

final souvenir and he tosses

8:42

and something flashes in the

8:44

air. It's a bomb. Yeah,

8:46

this is bad. It looks

8:48

like a bowling ball with

8:50

a candle stuck in it.

8:53

He narrates as it flies

8:55

to the air apparently. And

8:57

Rufina you catch it and

8:59

it's a brass lighter. with

9:01

a little, it's just, it's

9:04

not even know any words,

9:06

it's just a little pictogram,

9:08

but it's clearly his little

9:10

traveling boat. A lighter? A

9:12

lighter? A lighter? Yeah. Fancy.

9:14

Worst businessman ever. He's giving

9:17

away these like, bespoke lighters

9:19

to everybody he meets as

9:21

business cards. Holy moly. Okay,

9:23

bye, thank you. Hey, Brosco,

9:25

check for this. I don't

9:28

know. Is it a curse

9:30

lighter? A curse later. Roscoe

9:32

doing our kind of check.

9:34

I know a great organic.

9:36

Organic. I'll give you a

9:38

good deal. His name is

9:41

Roscoe. It's me. And I

9:43

wrote a 23. Oh, 23.

9:45

You think that it's definitely

9:47

not cursed. It maybe has

9:49

some sort of minor magical

9:52

enchantment. Rasko can say.

9:54

Is this guy leaving? Yeah.

9:56

Hurry to Trent and I'm

9:58

under my dress. I'm like

10:00

this guy's gonna fail Well

10:02

that was so smart of

10:04

you to bring up the

10:06

fact that he had to

10:08

go fast because I had

10:10

forgotten that it needs to

10:12

be It's probably being guaranteed

10:14

by the ferret captain who's

10:16

dead. Yes. And so that

10:18

serves so many purposes so

10:20

if the vouchers don't end

10:22

up working for him Then

10:24

we have a reason why.

10:26

They should work. Who's going

10:28

to know? Yeah, let me

10:30

see this. Let me see

10:33

this light here. Let me

10:35

see this, because I think

10:37

it is, it's not quite,

10:39

I think, uh, yeah, let

10:41

me, let me like this

10:43

light here, to see what

10:45

logical effect it may have.

10:47

Do you give him a

10:49

lighter, Rafina? Yes. Okay. And

10:51

you light it, Roscoe? Yes.

10:53

Okay. two or three clicks,

10:55

the lighter lights, and instead

10:57

of just the normal little

10:59

orange flame, this bright white

11:01

light sort of shoots out

11:03

of it for a second,

11:05

and then this white flame

11:07

remains, like pure white. And

11:09

then I need everybody to

11:11

give me a dexterity saving

11:13

throw. Oh no, dust queen,

11:15

dust queen. This was the

11:17

signal. It's the signal. We

11:19

accidentally, I knew this was

11:21

going to happen last session.

11:23

I was like, there's going

11:25

to be some going to

11:27

break, I forget all about

11:29

it. Fuck! Deck save. Plus,

11:31

potentially plus a bonus from

11:33

kick if you consider to

11:35

you as ally. Oh, I

11:38

roll the five. That's my

11:40

bad roll. What bonus is

11:42

it, Alex? I think it's

11:44

plus five. Plus five. Okay.

11:46

Roscoe and Rafina keep their

11:48

feet and will and kick

11:50

our throne prone as is

11:52

Shimi. Mo keeps his feet

11:54

as well. as the islet

11:56

that you're on surges forth

11:58

towards the, towards Ace's boat

12:00

as it's sailing off towards

12:02

Trent. He was kind of

12:04

booking it a little bit.

12:06

And you're giving what I

12:08

want. Oh God. Some of

12:10

you are thrown to the

12:12

ground. I don't know, can

12:14

you? Well, I don't know,

12:16

do we have to roll?

12:18

But you just rolled a

12:20

deck save you can say

12:22

something as this is happening.

12:24

You don't roll the same.

12:26

Do we all know about

12:28

bathwax? Oh yeah I guess

12:30

we might not. I don't

12:32

know. When did he? Was

12:34

it private? I don't know.

12:36

I mean the dust. She

12:38

means. She. You always hear

12:40

her. Every time she talks

12:43

we hear her because she

12:45

was asking for a signal.

12:47

But I don't know if

12:49

we would have. I don't

12:51

know if I was as

12:53

close to bathwack when he

12:55

replied. I don't. Well,

12:57

no, I definitely would have

13:00

cared because we were talking

13:02

about destroying ships So yeah,

13:04

I mean, I don't know

13:07

if I would have cared

13:09

so much to scream right

13:11

away But if he's she's

13:14

lurching for it. Well, it's

13:16

not worth dwelling on it

13:18

wouldn't matter because She's what

13:20

I'm just gonna kill this

13:23

guy. Oh that you were

13:25

laughing in a weird laughie

13:27

voice I was but nervous

13:30

nervous laughie I thought it

13:32

was the thing you do

13:34

something where you laugh at

13:37

a joke that is clearly

13:39

not funny I do like

13:41

one of those laughs. I

13:43

couldn't hear you through my

13:46

headphones I think. Anyway, yeah

13:48

the the island rushes towards

13:50

the the boat the eye

13:53

stays closed and it kind

13:55

of skids under the boat

13:57

slightly and then shoots up

14:00

into the air about 20

14:02

feet. So you're all kind

14:04

of thrown into the air

14:06

now as the boat flies

14:09

up into the air. The

14:11

eyelids slowly, you thump back

14:13

down and the eyelids slowly

14:16

returns back to the surface

14:18

of the water as the

14:20

boat crashes down into the

14:23

water and pretty much it

14:25

shatters. Oh. Oh god, is

14:27

the guy dead? Probably. Really?

14:30

You would assume so. I

14:32

do, I feel kind of

14:34

bad though. I feel really

14:36

bad. I was the one

14:39

rooting for his death. Uh,

14:41

Will gets up and flies

14:43

over that area, just kind

14:46

of surveying, like the whole

14:48

boat exploded? Not exploded, but

14:50

it just was, yeah. It

14:53

was 20 feet. Well you,

14:55

how big was it. How

14:57

big was it. Oh, and

14:59

so how far in the,

15:02

in the, in the, it

15:04

got flung, really far. How

15:06

far? How far enough for

15:09

the effect that I described

15:11

would have occurred. Wow. You

15:13

can give me an investigation

15:16

or perception. While you do

15:18

that, most is, everyone okay?

15:20

I'm still on my feet.

15:22

That's my good core muscles.

15:26

She mimics being on

15:28

a surfboard. But wait

15:30

a second, what's going

15:32

on with the boat?

15:34

Is it squished? Uh,

15:36

yeah, it fly way

15:39

up here in the

15:41

sky and then swoosh

15:43

down on water. I

15:45

guess that guy's probably

15:47

not okay. Hoorfina, you

15:49

are. Something that I

15:51

never expect. Have to

15:54

say. What do

15:56

you mean? I felt like Rafina

15:58

would be more upset. by something

16:00

like that, but... Well, I feel

16:02

like it was an act of

16:04

the gods, and yet... And yet...

16:07

I don't know. I feel like

16:09

it was meant to be. Yeah,

16:11

he wasn't going to be

16:13

successful anyway. Plus, those vouchers

16:15

probably weren't worth anything. So

16:18

good job, guys. We got

16:20

some loot! Hey! I hold

16:22

up the pies! Yeah,

16:25

I guess I don't know how

16:27

to play. I guess that was

16:29

the signal, huh? Yeah, I guess

16:32

that was the signal, huh? Yeah,

16:34

I guess that was the signal,

16:36

huh? Yeah, I guess I don't

16:39

know how to play. I really

16:41

thought that that, that, I remember

16:43

that being like a private. interaction

16:45

before. Alex was saying it was

16:48

not private. Yeah, it was not

16:50

like in his head or anything

16:52

like that. I'm pretty sure I

16:55

was at least near there. Like

16:57

we, we, we, a lot of

16:59

the, I know that the, anything

17:02

the dust queen has said is

17:04

out loud because every time I've

17:06

had an interaction with her, everyone

17:09

can hear at least outside. So

17:11

I'm pretty sure Bethwack and I

17:13

were talking, you might not, Roscoe

17:16

might not have been there, but

17:18

I'm pretty sure I knew it.

17:20

I mean I think that if

17:22

the if the if the if

17:25

the dust queen moved so quickly

17:27

I don't know if Will would

17:29

have even realized what was happening

17:32

because it's just a lighter but

17:34

like was it a huge light

17:36

like just like a really bright

17:39

flash Wow that must be like

17:41

that's a crazy lighter like I

17:43

feel like it's a It's a

17:46

flare. I mean it's not a

17:48

lighter. It's a flare. So if

17:50

our DM is really going to

17:53

say that that lighter makes the

17:55

dust green Attack then I don't

17:57

know if will would necessarily have

17:59

expected that to happen in the

18:02

first place like we get knocked

18:04

off our feet. The thing is

18:06

launched then we see it shatter.

18:09

I think that's maybe will is

18:11

just feeling like Oh, this is

18:13

why I'm trying to be polite

18:16

to the dust queen, because holy

18:18

shit, that was scary. We see

18:20

a body. Did you roll an

18:23

investigation of perception? And are all

18:25

the, are all the goods shattered?

18:27

At least grab that club. Exactly.

18:30

18 investigation You see

18:32

a body bobbing in

18:34

the water Rifina Can

18:36

Rifina find one of

18:38

the vouchers in the

18:40

water give me can

18:42

she reach any of

18:44

them? Oh? Not from

18:46

a you would have

18:48

to go over there.

18:51

You're not the the

18:53

eye is not close

18:55

enough for you to

18:57

physically reach the detritus

18:59

yet Okay So we

19:01

see the body, but we'll

19:03

saw the body from up

19:05

he flew over. Oh, he

19:07

flew. That's right. I'm so

19:09

sorry. I'm so sorry. Yeah,

19:11

well, yeah, I'll come back.

19:13

What? Can you please find

19:15

a voucher? I want to

19:17

write on one. to forward

19:19

the body to a Trent

19:21

funeral parlor and they can

19:23

use the voucher to pay

19:25

for his funeral. He's floating

19:27

in the water over there,

19:29

Rufina. I don't think Trent's

19:32

gonna give a shit. But

19:34

how else is he gonna

19:36

get a burial? Rufina. Does

19:38

any man am I growing

19:41

a heart? What the fuck

19:43

that guy just got obliterated

19:45

by this thing? I look

19:48

down below our feet. Okay,

19:50

I am very interested in

19:52

yeah, well. Yeah, are you

19:54

growing a heart? You seemed

19:57

very annoyed by Yes, he

19:59

was not going to be

20:01

successful in life, but I

20:04

do feel weird that I

20:06

just You were right? He

20:08

was not very successful in

20:10

life. He did not end

20:13

up being successful. He called

20:15

it. Yeah, Mo. I don't

20:17

want to be like... That

20:20

mo I don't you try

20:22

to blast him with Eldridge

20:24

blast I? Specifically didn't hit

20:27

him. What's wrong with me?

20:29

I thought you was just

20:31

lying about that I was

20:33

just trying to help him

20:36

go start a business And

20:38

this guy didn't know what

20:40

the hell was going on

20:43

and I talked to him

20:45

for a while now I

20:47

care a little bit that

20:49

he's dead guys I said,

20:52

but we haven't done a

20:54

medicine, like, okay, I'm gonna,

20:56

I'm gonna swim over there

20:59

and I'm gonna see if

21:01

we can save him still.

21:03

Oh, I thought you're gonna

21:06

do a medicine check on

21:08

Little to see what was

21:10

wrong with him. Do you

21:12

want me to just fly

21:15

over there and drag him

21:17

back and see, he might

21:19

just be pulp, you know?

21:22

I don't think a medicine

21:24

check. No, I'm gonna swim.

21:26

We're the heart crew. Will

21:28

is like, like, Roscoe swims

21:31

over. Okay. And there's a

21:33

medicine check on this body.

21:35

Roscoe's a good swimmer. Yeah,

21:38

he's got a bathing suit

21:40

and everything. He didn't put

21:42

on mustard. To go for

21:44

this swim. You do believe

21:47

that he is dead. Yeah,

21:49

he's dead. All right. I

21:51

don't feel like swimming back

21:54

will you pick me up.

21:56

What? That's why I kick.

21:58

Go. About time for kick

22:01

for sure this time. Go

22:03

pick that guy up. There's

22:05

a guy over there. We

22:07

kind of know. What? Oh,

22:10

you pretend fuck. You're wearing

22:12

the boots. I know it.

22:14

You only just swim out

22:17

there? Roscoe just swim. I

22:19

want you to fly over

22:21

there. Okay. He starts swimming.

22:23

I'm gonna, Roscoe starts swimming.

22:26

He'll bring the body back

22:28

with him. Oh. All right.

22:30

Kick meets you halfway. Yeah,

22:33

kick. Take this body back,

22:35

see, Rufina, can do anything.

22:37

I think he's dead, but,

22:40

uh, I don't know, Rufina's

22:42

a better heel than me.

22:44

Um, is he dead? Yeah.

22:46

Oh, all right. Yeah, looks

22:49

dead to me. All right,

22:51

I'll swim, swimming back. It's

22:53

kind of long swim, still

22:56

swimming. Yeah, yeah. It's kind

22:58

of heavy, but I'm super

23:00

buff, but I'm, but I'm

23:02

in disguise. What are we,

23:05

what is Bathwack thinking of

23:07

while he's swimming? Mmm. Revising

23:09

the signal. Oh my god.

23:12

Oh my god. Oh, so

23:14

good. Oh, so good. Oh,

23:16

so good. Oh, so good.

23:19

Oh, so good. Oh, so

23:21

good. All

23:24

right, so you

23:27

get the body

23:29

back to the

23:32

island, eyelid finally,

23:34

and you all

23:37

hear, what's wrong?

23:40

Oh, that makes

23:42

me feel actually

23:45

bad. This poor

23:48

dust queen. Nothing.

23:50

You looked for

23:53

the signal. And

23:55

you saw it?

23:58

Yes. You're

24:00

very powerful. This is

24:02

a mice and man.

24:05

Are you happy, king?

24:07

Oh! Oh my God!

24:09

I'm happy to know

24:11

how strong you are.

24:13

Good. Oh, I'm happy

24:15

to know how strong

24:17

you are. Good. Oh,

24:19

I run to the...

24:22

Paninsula? Yes, onward. Well,

24:24

did you break in

24:26

her mouth? I guess

24:28

so. Rafita's been throwing

24:30

things down there. Yeah,

24:32

it's true. Oh yeah.

24:34

Oh yeah, I forgot.

24:36

The central supporting tentpole

24:39

in Will's tent is

24:41

lodged down there. That's

24:43

the problem. Is the

24:45

piano when they are

24:47

Rafina? Be honest. I'll

24:49

drag this body up

24:51

onto the island. Okay.

24:53

Ooh, why do we

24:56

have to have him

24:58

here? Does Rifina care?

25:00

You have to ask

25:02

me about it. Well,

25:04

hey Rifina, I just

25:06

brought you a dead

25:08

body. You've been playing

25:10

this for how long?

25:13

You don't know what

25:15

kind of cleric Abby

25:17

is. She

25:20

must be at least asked

25:22

if not pleaded to deliver

25:24

her medical services. I found

25:26

I found this thing. What

25:28

do you think we should

25:30

do with it? Well, you

25:32

guys we I don't have

25:34

enough. I don't have all

25:36

the resources I need to

25:38

bring back to life Wait

25:40

more than one person. Oh,

25:42

all right. Yeah, plus his

25:44

boat's gone so now then

25:46

he'd be just on here

25:48

with us no thank you

25:51

also he again he was

25:53

going to be wildly unsuccessful

25:55

in his life whether he

25:57

lived or died and he

25:59

was but this is our

26:01

water white moment where we

26:03

I could have done a

26:05

second medicine check on this

26:07

guy, but you know what?

26:09

Let's think about it. Never

26:11

mind. Oh my God. Who,

26:13

yeah, who does? Wait, somebody,

26:15

I didn't realize there were

26:17

not two medicine checks. I'm

26:19

not going to do it

26:21

though. Oh, because you did

26:23

a bat, because yours didn't

26:25

work out well. I don't

26:27

want to like, met a

26:29

game of too much, but

26:31

Moscow is no doctor. Well,

26:33

I mean, I was sort

26:35

of, that's kind of what

26:37

I was asking when I

26:39

was asking when I was

26:41

asking when I was out

26:43

on in the water in

26:45

the water. Yeah, when I

26:47

was out on the water.

26:49

Yeah, the water. I'm so

26:52

good at medicine. Medicine turning

26:54

ships into the sea when

26:56

they are occupied by a

26:58

slightly annoying guy. Wow, but

27:00

that's just the price he

27:02

paid. He paid it with

27:04

a voucher hay. Or maybe

27:06

21 of them. Or there

27:08

might have been 22 of

27:10

them. Are you writing my

27:12

recap for me? Yeah. Do

27:14

you get it? No. Mr.

27:16

Bright's Point. It's another killer

27:18

song. Oh, I didn't get

27:20

it either. Oh, man. Oh,

27:22

I did. But he didn't

27:24

say anything. Oh, fuck. He

27:26

did. Sorry, he rolled. I

27:28

didn't recognize it because it

27:30

was another single digit number

27:32

waiting for this evil line.

27:34

It didn't register in my

27:36

brain because it was another

27:38

single digit number. Yeah, he's

27:40

dead. Oh my God. I

27:42

do feel kind of, feel

27:44

kind of bad about this.

27:46

What are we guys? Are

27:48

we just, are we just

27:51

a bunch of killers? Wait,

27:53

this was accident! Yeah, it

27:55

was. I know him! Believe

27:57

us. They're gonna call us.

28:00

The Killers. I thought we

28:02

were Shimi and the Shimshams.

28:04

Now Shimi and the Killers.

28:06

All right, I can deal

28:09

with that. We, but guys,

28:11

we kill lots of people.

28:13

This guy, we not kill.

28:16

That's true. Both feel bad

28:18

about every death he calls.

28:20

This, no. Wait, you do?

28:23

Oh yeah, that's fascinating. Oh,

28:25

you feel bad? Yeah, I'm

28:27

not psychopath. Oh, that hurt

28:30

Will. That's so good. But

28:32

you so enthusiastically bring about

28:34

those deaths usually. Well, I

28:37

mean, sometimes things have to

28:39

die, but that does not

28:41

mean no one I feel

28:44

bad about them. Do you

28:46

mean you, like when you

28:48

like, you know, that one

28:51

time that like we kill

28:53

and eat deer? That's

28:56

a deer. You not

28:58

feel bad? No. Wait,

29:00

like, when we get

29:02

fish and we cook

29:04

the fish and eat

29:06

the fish, you know,

29:08

they're not upset any

29:10

of you? Uh-oh, I

29:12

read the room. Is,

29:14

is Mo going to

29:16

be upset if we,

29:19

uh-oh, is he getting

29:21

upset? Yeah. Uh-oh. This

29:23

is great. Well, that

29:25

wicks a vegetarian. Yeah,

29:27

but he's still killed.

29:29

Like, Beth, are we

29:31

calling him that now?

29:33

Kick. Okay, kick? You

29:35

not feel bad when

29:37

you kill someone? Well,

29:40

uh, sure. I mean,

29:42

let's say really bad.

29:44

Hmm. Interesting. And I,

29:46

Raffina, you thought you

29:48

feel bad about killing

29:50

person and street and

29:52

then you forget. Uh

29:55

oh. I forgot?

29:58

See? Do

30:01

you mean the person that

30:03

I was absolved for prematurely?

30:06

Yeah. I didn't forget. You

30:08

feel bad? Yes! Oh. Okay.

30:10

I did not know. But

30:13

Mo, I'm really fascinated by

30:15

this because I want to

30:17

know how you balance. Like,

30:20

do you have a ways?

30:22

Do you have a ritual

30:24

you do or something you

30:27

say to... to help you

30:29

process when you have to

30:31

kill something and then feel

30:34

bad about it? No, you

30:36

just feel the bad? No,

30:38

but yes, but is that

30:41

all you do? Like do

30:43

you have a system? What?

30:45

How do you know that

30:48

you feel it enough or

30:50

that you aren't feeling it

30:52

enough? No, you just feel

30:55

it. Whatever you feel, you

30:57

feel? You feel? For how

30:59

long? I don't know. Why?

31:02

What? What is this about

31:04

wrong? And no, you just...

31:06

I want to turn it...

31:09

Turn this into some sort

31:11

of healing. Oh, for you?

31:13

You... Well, maybe for me,

31:16

but for other people, too.

31:18

You just... You know, like,

31:20

it's just, you feel the

31:23

way you feel about it.

31:25

It's not all the same.

31:27

I know. I'm just... I'm

31:30

gathering data. I'm sorry. I

31:32

just confused. Maybe it's like

31:34

something like we don't have

31:37

right word for? Roscoe, you

31:39

feel bad when you kill

31:41

things? People? Animals? Plants? I'm

31:44

kind of a wild card.

31:46

Okay. So like does that

31:48

mean wild card? Or does

31:51

that mean like sometimes you

31:53

think of a banana? Sometimes

32:01

I feel good

32:03

about bananas. Sometimes

32:05

I feel bad

32:07

about killing. Well,

32:10

I guess, I

32:12

guess not to

32:14

be honest. Well,

32:17

I guess not,

32:19

to be honest,

32:21

but if I'm

32:24

also gonna be

32:26

completely honest, I

32:29

think the bad feeling

32:31

has kind of gotten

32:33

weaker and weaker over

32:35

the years. Why? It's

32:37

a good question, Mo,

32:39

because right now I'm

32:41

looking down at this

32:43

aces guy. And... And

32:45

you feel bad. I

32:47

confused. Like, if you

32:49

get weaker, weaker, weaker.

32:52

Like, if you... It

32:54

gets weaker, weaker, weaker,

32:56

weaker, but then... Say,

32:58

well, maybe I have.

33:00

It's been a long

33:02

couple of days, but

33:04

I can't remember you

33:06

talking about someone dying

33:08

like this, and a

33:10

lot of death are

33:12

more direct from your

33:14

hand. Yeah. No, what

33:16

can I say? This

33:18

probably should not have

33:20

happened, but, uh... I

33:24

also navigate this

33:26

royal with a

33:29

distinct sense that

33:31

most things that

33:33

happen probably don't

33:36

need to. So,

33:38

I don't know.

33:40

It can be

33:43

hard to mustard

33:45

up sympathy. Did

33:47

I say mustard?

33:50

Must, right? Where?

33:52

Right there. Yes,

33:54

you do. I

33:57

meant must. Okay.

34:03

Well, I think

34:06

you... I don't

34:09

know what they

34:11

think. And Mo

34:14

walks away. Mo-

34:17

Oh. Yeah, yeah.

34:19

Well, that was

34:22

weird. I feel

34:24

like a jerk.

34:27

Boy. Because

34:31

Mo has better standards than

34:33

any of us. Well, I

34:35

don't know. I don't know about

34:37

that. You get, did he say

34:39

plants at some point? Yeah,

34:41

points. Like feel bad about

34:43

like stepping on grass. Yeah,

34:45

eating a tomato sandwich? Like

34:47

get over it, Mo. That's a

34:50

little. Eh. The kick, do

34:52

you feel bad about... Is

34:54

that what? Well, you... What's

34:56

my voice? Do

34:59

you feel bad, bad, bad,

35:01

bad, bad, bad, bad, bad,

35:03

bad, do you feel bad

35:05

about killing plants as close

35:08

as I got right now

35:10

apparently. But who's you talking

35:12

to? Kick. Who, uh, who,

35:14

where's that voice coming from?

35:16

No. I eat plants. Yeah.

35:19

I can relate to about

35:21

that. I mean, you know.

35:23

I don't like when the,

35:25

you know, weapons take down

35:28

the natural oil, like in

35:30

a general kind of sense.

35:32

And honestly, I don't know,

35:34

I tried saving this guy

35:37

from my snake, I tried

35:39

very valiantly for an extended

35:41

sequence there to try to

35:43

keep this guy from being

35:46

killed by my snake. You

35:48

know, so I will say

35:50

that, Ma, Ma, okay, he's

35:52

walking, I tell him that

35:55

later, just reminding him of

35:57

that later. It

36:01

is, it is, it's, it's tough

36:03

trying to role-play Roscoe when it

36:05

was really me as a player

36:07

that was so cavalier about this

36:09

character. And Roscoe's like feeling like,

36:11

yeah, I don't know why I,

36:13

I don't think I was cavalier,

36:16

but something in me was. I

36:18

think part of the weirdness here

36:20

is that as a group, like

36:22

as a group, we were all

36:24

there to witness it, and now

36:26

I'll have to. process this one

36:28

guy's death versus most of the

36:30

time we just individually kill people

36:32

and if that happens in a

36:34

battle then it happens in a

36:36

battle and it was and it

36:38

really was like a freak accident

36:41

you know like it was completely

36:43

excuse me it was weird and

36:45

fucked up I

36:48

think we're all seeing each other naked

36:50

right now. Like how are we reacting

36:52

to this? And are we all not

36:54

comfortable with our reactions? That's kind of

36:57

how I feel right now. I don't

36:59

know if anyone's looking at me, but

37:01

stop looking. Sorry. A lot of mo

37:03

naked, but he hasn't seen a lot

37:05

of us naked. That is true, Rafina.

37:07

Maybe that's saying something. Who are you?

37:09

She me? Oh. I got my voice

37:11

back. Is Mo gonna kill us now?

37:13

I'm a little worried. That was what

37:15

I, uh, in that moment I got

37:17

a little nervous. Mo's not gonna kill

37:20

us, at least he won't without feeling

37:22

bad about it. Ah! That's true, but

37:24

it doesn't mean he's gonna stop because

37:26

he doesn't give a shit in the

37:28

heat of the moment. Or maybe his

37:30

moral or whatever it is, is that

37:32

he feels bad about killing everything else

37:34

except us. Yeah, Shimi, I'm sure that's

37:36

what it is what it is. Shimi,

37:40

you've claimed to be a hedonist.

37:42

Why don't you go around killing

37:44

everybody? You just don't wanna? Oh,

37:46

I mean, it wouldn't be very

37:49

advantageous, would it? Okay, all right.

37:51

Well, we'll have to talk about

37:53

that some other time. I've been

37:55

meaning to talk to you about

37:58

that. Anyway, all right, well, should

38:00

we just kick this guy into

38:02

the ocean because this is not

38:04

a desert island? where we can

38:07

bury something. He's just a guy.

38:09

Oh, let's make sure we get

38:11

all of this like money faced.

38:13

I mean, you know what they

38:16

say? Mo Money. Mo problems. Mo

38:18

isn't here. Mo dove off the

38:20

island five minutes ago. He doesn't

38:22

want to play with us anymore.

38:25

Uh, yeah, uh, sure, sure.

38:28

I think you're severely lacking

38:30

in gold, right? Why don't

38:32

you raid that wet guy's

38:34

pockets? There's probably some seaweed

38:36

in there for you. Oh,

38:38

you're being sarcastic. Yeah. I

38:40

get it. Uh, well, yeah,

38:43

we could just kick him

38:45

into the water. You don't

38:47

have to kick him. Your

38:49

name is Kick, so maybe

38:51

you do it. When we

38:53

turn around or read Thorin

38:55

and Nar just staring out

38:58

this horrified... I'll pick him

39:00

up and start taking him

39:02

over to the water. Nobody's

39:04

gonna resurrect him, right? He's,

39:06

he's, he's, he's just dead.

39:08

I don't know, are they?

39:11

None of us tried. CPR.

39:13

Let me make out with

39:15

him, see if I can

39:17

revive him. Because that's my

39:19

kissy power now. Wait,

39:22

what is your kissy-pal? Shut

39:24

up! Wait, what? Do I

39:26

know about your kissy-pala? Nobody

39:29

does. He doesn't really say

39:31

that at all out. I

39:33

just think it's very funny,

39:36

like, how do I check?

39:38

How do I check with

39:40

that, pal? I got a

39:43

killer idea for a new

39:45

signal. Will makes out with

39:47

the giant... Exactly! You'd be

39:50

unmistakable. reverse tone. Eww! My

39:52

whole head could fit in

39:54

there. I don't like it.

39:56

It's like a guillotine! Don't

39:59

you think? She has teeth.

40:01

Yeah, what if the size

40:03

of a head? What if

40:06

that was the signal? What

40:08

would that light or have

40:10

been light? Cut my head

40:13

off? Is that the signal?

40:15

Eat my head. That's the

40:17

signal. Stuff my head down

40:20

your mouth. That's the signal.

40:22

Oh, okay. So you all

40:24

have these philosophical discussions about...

40:27

Grief and loss and death.

40:29

Oh wait, are you wrapping

40:31

up? I have one more

40:33

thing I wanted to do.

40:36

Okay. So this this narration

40:38

starts up and then fades

40:40

off as we zoom into

40:43

kick kneeling down directly in

40:45

front of the mouth or

40:47

no. He whispers into the

40:50

mouth. Hello. That would be

40:52

my instinct though. Hey, don't

40:54

tell anyone. Say it right

40:57

here. Get out of here.

40:59

Can you, can you whistle?

41:01

Can you whistle? Can you

41:03

whistle? Can you whistle? Can

41:06

you whistle? Can you whistle?

41:08

Can you whistle? Can you

41:10

whistle? Oh, and hear you

41:13

whistle. Is this for real?

41:15

Oh, I'm just kidding. Oh,

41:17

okay. It's not for real.

41:20

No, we need to change

41:22

the signal. Oh, let's say

41:24

that would seem to work

41:27

well. I agree, but it's

41:29

easy to mix up with

41:31

other bright lights. So let's

41:33

do this. The light will

41:36

blink. It'll blink too long

41:38

blinks. Three short blinks and

41:40

then the light will just

41:43

stay on when you see

41:45

that go Destroy everything long,

41:47

three, short, than constant. Yes,

41:50

and then everything around us,

41:52

all the ships can go.

41:54

Yes, lord. Whoa. Lord. I

41:57

don't even know what, I

41:59

didn't hear Bathwax side of

42:01

the conversation. She's probably talking

42:04

to you. I see, I

42:06

look over there, see you

42:08

whispering into her mouth. You

42:10

swam down to the underwater

42:13

drive-in movie theater. Everyone knows

42:15

that's the ear. Yay! Oh

42:17

my gosh, not the hell

42:20

of pad. Amazing. Oh you

42:22

guys, we can totally breathe

42:24

underwater. We should go watch

42:27

a movie. Oh, we could.

42:29

Let's do it. So that's

42:31

how we spend the rest

42:34

of the trip. Mima, I'll

42:36

give the shopkeeper a burial

42:38

at Sea then. If Rifina's

42:40

not going to resurrect him.

42:43

Why do you keep putting

42:45

it on me? You have

42:47

the diamond. I'm not resurrecting

42:50

this shopkeeper. Every single person

42:52

who dies, we bring them

42:54

to you and you decide

42:57

whether they live. Bathwack, I

42:59

love this though. Okay, can

43:01

I say this is something

43:04

that I specifically, it sucks

43:06

because it's now, I know

43:08

it's laid. Maybe we can

43:11

keep this for the next

43:13

time, but like, I have

43:15

wondered, there have been many

43:17

times that it does seem

43:20

like, the last time it

43:22

happened was in Trent, when

43:24

Bathwack was like, we got

43:27

to fix this, then Ravine.

43:29

Yeah, I know. And then

43:31

like everything, you know, weeks

43:34

went by in between and

43:36

we didn't really address it

43:38

until later. But like if

43:41

Bethwick thinks that every life

43:43

should be saved, I think

43:45

that's an important thing for

43:47

your character to say or

43:50

for you to say. Like

43:52

maybe even if you just

43:54

say right now, like if

43:57

it's that important to him,

43:59

like that's an... thing because

44:01

I think this moment was

44:04

really interesting. Again, I think

44:06

Rafina is different than what

44:08

Will originally thought Rafina is.

44:11

I think all that I

44:13

could say is that, you

44:15

know, you can use the

44:17

diamond. You can use it.

44:20

I'm still afraid I'm going

44:22

to need to resurrect you.

44:24

Nah, I'm not going to

44:27

die. This is a special

44:29

diamond. Besides, the dust

44:31

queen is going to destroy everything.

44:33

We're invincible as long as we're

44:35

here. Hmm. Maybe you're right, maybe

44:38

I'm being stingy with this diamond.

44:40

You can always get another one.

44:42

Hmm. It's just a diamond. Is

44:44

the guy bobbing away? Oh my

44:46

God, can I hear any of

44:48

that too? Like, I don't know,

44:50

I'm right, I'm right down at

44:53

the edge of the water. I

44:55

don't think you would have trucked

44:57

him in. I'm not like, not

44:59

without having this conversation. I'll be

45:01

like, one, two, three, whosplash. Hey,

45:03

Rafina! Like, I think, yeah, I

45:05

don't think, it sounded like we

45:08

were just not really caring about

45:10

this death, so I guess I

45:12

don't even hear this. I am

45:14

somewhere else, probably. I'm just bathwax

45:16

gonna throw the gross dead body

45:18

in the water. Yeah, there is

45:20

a scleral rim. I just like

45:23

that I also like the image

45:25

of refina just kind of or

45:27

bathwack or I guess it's refina

45:29

approaching bathwack if bathwack was about

45:31

to well no he said he

45:33

would before he would do it

45:35

he was before no I'm saying

45:37

if he was about to you

45:40

could use the diamond right that's

45:42

what I'm saying like if bathwack

45:44

was standing at the edge of

45:46

the water and having this difficult

45:48

kind of situation who said then

45:50

refina could I mean also add

45:52

refina as long as you're alive

45:55

we're all fine That's

45:58

the nicest thing

46:01

you ever said

46:04

to me. I

46:07

can always get

46:09

another diamond. Yeah.

46:12

Oh shit. Oh

46:15

shit. I think

46:18

you're right. Oh

46:21

no! And she

46:24

throws the diamond

46:26

into the ocean.

46:36

I'm sorry, that didn't happen.

46:39

But what does happen? Or

46:41

if you know it's pensive,

46:43

that's what happens. Kick is

46:46

just gonna sit down and

46:48

drag his feet in the

46:50

water. You know, wait and

46:53

see if you resurrect this

46:55

guy, if not, I'm chucking

46:57

him in the water. Just

47:00

so you know, maybe would

47:02

look a little weird. I

47:04

think I think they're just

47:06

being sappy, sappy sacks of

47:09

shit. Good, good job guys.

47:11

Have a funeral for this

47:13

idiot. If only he was

47:16

nice and went over and

47:18

talked, he would be like,

47:20

no! We need that time

47:23

and Rufine is right. Be

47:25

Sengi! Kick, do you really

47:27

want me to resurrect this

47:30

guy? I mean, he was

47:32

kind of annoying, but he

47:34

didn't deserve to die. No,

47:37

and I mean we were

47:39

very involved in his death

47:41

in indirect ways, but also

47:44

we weren't. It was an

47:46

accident. It was an accident.

47:48

All right, I'm gonna, I'm

47:50

gonna say a prayer and

47:53

figure out what I need

47:55

to do. That's all I

47:57

need to do. So you

48:00

stay here, just wait. And

48:02

Rafino walks about. 10 paces

48:04

away. You hear loud splashing

48:07

noises. And you hear silence.

48:09

And you hear silence. And

48:11

you hear. And then she

48:14

rolls a D100. Oh. Singing

48:16

is from Abby's real religion.

48:18

I don't think that's not

48:21

on the wiki, but it's

48:23

true That so if you

48:25

laugh at that you're You're

48:27

bad person Fortunately for you

48:30

her real religion has no

48:32

hell. So yeah, not much

48:34

she can do right However,

48:37

she won't bring you back

48:39

from the dead. Yeah, it's

48:41

dang sure All right, so

48:44

with this D100 Eric, what

48:46

should it be? What should

48:48

what be? I'm not sure

48:51

what you're doing with it

48:53

yet. She's making a decision.

48:55

Exciting, rather to resurrect or

48:58

not. Just making a decision.

49:00

Okay, well, how much... Before

49:02

this conversation happened, how much

49:05

did Rafina want to resurrect

49:07

this guy? Like, what percentage

49:09

of... We're doing, like, like,

49:11

wavelength right now. Rafina's mindset

49:14

was definitely one of... not

49:16

feeling very entangled with this

49:18

person's fate and not and

49:21

were it's just still like

49:23

in what's what's it called

49:25

when you're like really in

49:28

high alert around the situation

49:30

because we've talked so much

49:32

in around bathwack pretending to

49:35

be dead and might actually

49:37

be dead and do we

49:39

you know raise them from

49:42

the dead what if it

49:44

doesn't work very well and

49:46

It's an ordeal to raise

49:48

someone from the dead. It's

49:51

an ordeal for the person.

49:53

Like she's still really activated

49:55

by all this. And and

49:58

feels the responsibility very heavily.

50:00

So. So where's the red

50:02

arrows? It's like slam to

50:05

the left in that instance?

50:07

Or is it like kind

50:09

of? And what is the

50:11

left? Doesn't want to? Yes. Like

50:14

far right is must revive or

50:16

whatever. Well, certainly not must. And

50:18

it's certainly not like I hate

50:20

this person and this person should

50:23

not be on the earth. The problem

50:25

is that it falls onto

50:27

her is like making a

50:29

decision. about whether or not

50:31

he lives or dies. You're

50:33

praying for guidance right now? Yeah.

50:35

I mean, like a, like

50:37

divine intervention works with a

50:39

D100, and if the cast,

50:41

and if the person rolls

50:44

a number equal to or

50:46

lower than their cleric level,

50:48

then the deity intervenes? So

50:50

this isn't quite divine intervention.

50:52

You're not casting divine intervention,

50:54

but like it's a similar

50:57

mechanic. Yeah, that's what I'm

50:59

looking for is a mechanic

51:01

to help me. And what's your

51:03

what's your career level? It is.

51:05

I feel like Roscoe's snake staff

51:07

should like get out and you'll

51:10

mistake the snake visiting like crawling

51:12

across your lap as a sign.

51:14

Then the snake will eat the diamond.

51:16

Oh, hello King were. And

51:18

we'll eat the guy and

51:20

we'll be like, well, that

51:23

solves that. So I'm

51:25

Cleric level 12. Yeah. I

51:27

mean, I know that's just,

51:29

that's a subject,

51:32

that's helpful. I appreciate

51:34

that. We don't know

51:36

how they'll intervene.

51:39

Well, but again,

51:41

this is, that's just. a

51:43

mechanic. Like yeah, yeah, we

51:45

could say that you were

51:47

all a D100 and on

51:49

this within this range. You're

51:51

like, well, the 12 I think

51:53

is how about that? 12 is

51:55

a good range. And I'm just

51:57

gonna say that like 12 for

51:59

low. Well, yeah, but I'm gonna

52:01

put a custom range like to

52:04

match I don't know why I'm

52:06

doing this doesn't matter to like

52:08

match where you are on the

52:10

spectrum of whether you want to

52:12

You feel like you must or

52:15

must not resuscitate where that scale

52:17

is one to a hundred So

52:19

like are you like 50-50 right

52:21

now, Rafina? Are you leading more

52:24

towards doing it or not? She's

52:26

feeling more open to the idea

52:28

of being influenced by a bathwax

52:30

preference. Okay. And since bathwack is

52:32

not that pushy about it, she's

52:35

going to go, she's going to

52:37

go ask for divine intervention. Okay.

52:39

So, I'm going to say like,

52:41

if you roll within six, either

52:44

way of 60. 60

52:47

yeah so

52:49

anywhere from

52:51

54 to

52:53

66 I

52:56

like it

52:58

here we

53:00

go holy

53:03

shit that's

53:05

so close

53:07

holy crap

53:09

holy crap

53:12

67 67

53:14

Carry across

53:16

the bay.

53:19

Everybody is

53:21

quieted and

53:23

has turned

53:25

toward Rufina.

53:28

Go on.

53:30

I notice

53:32

a swastika

53:35

tattoo on

53:37

his arm.

53:39

Oh my

53:41

god. The

53:45

guy in the guy

53:47

in Trent it was

53:50

like retroactive like terminal

53:52

illness like he must

53:55

have had this this

53:57

is retroactive Nazi isn't

54:00

Yeah 67 on a

54:02

range of That was

54:05

such a small range.

54:07

That's so weird. What

54:10

does that mean? I

54:12

hope you got something

54:14

good. Take a second.

54:17

I'm squeezing that dye.

54:19

Yeah, now you're slapping

54:22

it. That's not as

54:24

thigh. It's my other

54:27

thigh. Your Eululalations have

54:29

carried across the bay

54:32

and everybody is sort

54:34

of turned and focused

54:37

on you. Are you,

54:39

do you like, is

54:42

Rafina there like eyes

54:44

closed wide open, like

54:47

looking up, looking down,

54:49

like what's your posture?

54:52

Well, she's doing a

54:54

little bit of a

54:57

slow spin with unfocused

54:59

eyes. to sort of

55:02

take in all the

55:04

signals that could be

55:07

offered to her. Got

55:09

it. I love that.

55:12

Okay. She trips and

55:14

falls. She gets dizzy.

55:17

She gets dizzy. I'm

55:19

used to spinning much

55:22

faster than that. Yeah,

55:24

and you're, you, so

55:27

you spin around slowly,

55:29

no visions appear, and

55:32

you come to a

55:34

slow stop, and you're

55:37

just staring out over

55:39

the bay. The intentionality

55:42

of all of this

55:44

makes you all think

55:47

that Rafina's looking at

55:49

something, so you kind

55:52

of turn and look,

55:54

where she was looking,

55:57

maybe like something across

55:59

on the shore or

56:02

something, and... The listener

56:04

can see, but none

56:07

of you can see,

56:09

that right behind Raffina,

56:12

pouring out... of seemingly

56:14

nothing is this silent

56:17

shimmering rose red waterfall

56:19

pouring down behind her.

56:22

Wait, does she see

56:24

it? No, it's behind

56:27

you. Nobody sees it.

56:30

the top of the

56:32

waterfall sort of like

56:34

separates into the this

56:36

it's like splits up

56:38

into like four even

56:40

segments that start to

56:42

bend downward and these

56:45

graceful arcs of water

56:47

seemingly defying physics and

56:49

then the Waterfall just

56:51

slowly fades away to

56:53

nothing. And nobody is

56:55

seeing it? And she

56:57

just, and nobody saw

56:59

it. And we'll find

57:01

out what happens next

57:04

time on pork fried

57:06

dice. Wow, that's so

57:08

good. Wow, but he

57:10

sees it. Eric, I

57:12

really liked that. Thanks.

57:14

You should never be

57:16

nervous. Okay. No, that

57:18

was that was awesome.

57:20

When you're a fucking

57:22

guy that's talking to

57:25

me and you're being

57:27

stupid. Oh shit, because

57:29

I want to kill

57:31

that guy. So does

57:33

Adam. Watch out. And

57:35

now he's dead. So

57:37

I guess he's died.

57:39

What a weird session.

57:41

Was it a combination

57:44

of perhaps the most

57:46

manically silly? delightful stuff

57:48

and then immediately I

57:50

felt punished for having

57:52

fun. Yes! I know!

57:54

I've done some really

57:56

interesting Mo stuff and

57:58

Rifita and Bathwack, like,

58:00

it's a really good

58:02

shit. Plus, hey, free

58:05

lighter. Us, hey, free

58:07

lighter. Flame thrower, torch,

58:09

flame thrower. Exactly. Like

58:11

something going on there,

58:13

wow. There's something wild

58:15

about, like, the dynamic

58:17

between Alex and me.

58:19

that was really encapsulated

58:21

in that discussion where

58:23

like even though I'm

58:26

like the adamant person

58:28

about things that are

58:30

obviously right to me

58:32

there's so many times

58:34

when he's just like

58:36

well why aren't you

58:38

just you know following

58:40

your values here yeah

58:42

yeah interesting yeah I

58:45

love it. I love

58:47

that there's a struggle

58:49

and that also I

58:51

love that Rufina takes

58:53

the diamond seriously because

58:55

yeah, have we encountered

58:57

a lot of diamonds?

58:59

Who knows? Right. Yeah,

59:01

yeah, who knows? Yeah,

59:03

yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe

59:06

we'll never get another

59:08

diamond. I'm sure Eric

59:10

will make it so

59:12

that we can never

59:14

get another diamond. Probably.

59:17

just kidding that's 67 though come

59:19

on guys that was weird I

59:21

love dandy and I know that

59:23

like just as often that's way

59:25

better right like for your character

59:27

but no but free for the

59:30

narrative that's the best one of

59:32

the best roles you could have

59:34

made yeah exactly it truly was

59:36

the 67 is so much more

59:38

interesting way better than a 65

59:40

would have been yeah so much

59:42

better or than a 80 I

59:45

mean right any That's crazy. Yeah,

59:47

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Thanks for listening and see you

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next time. This should be a

1:00:08

uh, patron tear where we somehow

1:00:10

record the the notes being written

1:00:12

and the these things that happen

1:00:14

because I'm not even aware of

1:00:16

them. And then they would have

1:00:19

access to not only our player

1:00:21

notes, but... the the live who

1:00:23

would ever watch that one million

1:00:25

dollars a thousand dollar a month

1:00:27

tier you get this I think

1:00:29

here should just be hook up

1:00:31

with Eric yeah but also yeah

1:00:34

if you have three million dollars

1:00:36

out there uh hook up with

1:00:38

Eric yeah I retire you make

1:00:40

one like a tier on patron

1:00:42

that's just like three million dollars

1:00:44

like sleep with Eric one reward

1:00:46

It's a voucher. It's really good.

1:00:48

Those vouchers, we knew they'd come

1:00:51

in handy. Oh my god, that

1:00:53

was great. And then it didn't

1:00:55

matter. Yeah, it didn't matter. No

1:00:57

well. It was so good. It

1:00:59

was so good. That poor guy.

1:01:01

That's some walloping bolts out of

1:01:03

them. We did. And we got

1:01:05

a root. Or something. We better

1:01:08

get that fucking club. You better

1:01:10

go find it. I know it

1:01:12

could be floating I guess. It's

1:01:14

the main reason I wanted him

1:01:16

to die. It was just so

1:01:18

we could get a shot. 3,500

1:01:20

for a club. There's like no

1:01:23

way. I can't wait. Travels around

1:01:25

with all that expensive stuff without

1:01:27

any protection. Yeah, you just got

1:01:29

smashed and oh well, that was

1:01:31

it. And... He was getting really

1:01:33

philosophical there at the end too.

1:01:35

Like he was like starting to

1:01:37

question the beginnings of like capitalism

1:01:40

and the very meaning of trade

1:01:42

and ownership. He must have had

1:01:44

his own. the end yeah and

1:01:46

I I think

1:01:48

he was at

1:01:50

peace at the

1:01:52

end. You know,

1:01:54

I think he

1:01:57

was you know I I

1:01:59

think he had

1:02:01

cancer. was really also I

1:02:03

think he Nazi. cancer we

1:02:05

are so terrible. talking about

1:02:07

dead talking about

1:02:09

dead Nazis. That's

1:02:12

a good thing.

1:02:14

Oh, you're right.

1:02:16

I forgot. I'm

1:02:18

the bad guy

1:02:20

for saying that

1:02:22

for sure. guy for saying

1:02:24

that for sure