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babble. Oh

1:01

my God, we're late. We're late

1:03

for a very important upload. Ah!

1:07

Just kidding, only if you listen

1:09

the moment it's supposed to go

1:11

live, you will know that it's

1:13

late. If you listen at your

1:16

own leisure, Then here we are

1:18

right on time. Hello. Will

1:20

you tell the people why? Well, I

1:22

went to Coachella and I

1:25

couldn't get back in time for

1:27

when we normally record. I

1:29

just wanted that for the record because I

1:32

was going to post it, but I didn't

1:34

want it to seem like I was shading.

1:36

I need everyone to know it's all my

1:38

fault. And if

1:40

anything, we blame music. We

1:44

blame who do we blame?

1:46

Music makes the people

1:48

come together. Yes, and I

1:50

did come together with

1:52

all the people I was

1:54

there Cory Did you

1:56

witness the great Mike

1:58

mess up of 2025

2:01

for who? La

2:03

da ga ga. Yeah,

2:05

yes, and honestly I missed that

2:07

like I was just kind of

2:09

like It didn't hit

2:11

me that that was a thing that

2:14

happened, to be honest. I was just

2:16

bogeying. I have

2:18

been to Coachella once,

2:20

and they have mic issues at multiple

2:22

sets that I was at when we

2:25

went in 2019 or 2018, whatever year

2:27

that was. What's with the

2:29

mic issues, Coachella? know, I don't

2:31

know, but I feel like... I

2:33

heard about the mic issues, I

2:35

thought, well, that seems like very

2:37

complicated technology. And there's a

2:39

lot of different frequencies for

2:41

a lot of different wireless things

2:43

happening. Like, I don't blame

2:45

anybody, you know, technology is technology

2:47

and sometimes the frequency. Well,

2:51

she tweeted, at least you know I'm

2:53

singing live. We get we

2:55

all know girl we get it

2:57

girl like I kind of we

2:59

all know girl She not I

3:01

feel like she says it all

3:03

the time. We know So there

3:06

I was seated and seated at

3:08

11 10 p .m. Friday night

3:10

on the sofa Ready to watch

3:12

a little bit from my own

3:14

home because you know YouTube streaming

3:16

and whatever And

3:19

I was like, I'm never gonna be able to stay up

3:21

for this whole set. It's way past my bedtime. But

3:23

there they are, zooming in and

3:25

she's like coming out. And all I

3:27

can see is like rows and

3:29

rows of people just standing with their

3:32

phones up. Yeah, there was one

3:34

sign I saw a couple times. Throughout

3:37

the weekend somebody had a sign

3:39

that they were holding up toward the

3:41

crowd from the front of the

3:43

crowd that said put your phones down

3:45

and dance and I thought thank

3:47

you Thank you. Thank you because I

3:49

saw the effect as everyone started

3:52

putting their phones down Every time I

3:54

saw that sign. I'm like, thank

3:56

you like that it I understand wanting

3:58

to document. I understand feeling like

4:00

you want your own memories, but but

4:02

We live in a time where

4:04

if you really want to access the

4:06

memory that you had of seeing

4:09

Gaga at Coachella, the live stream is

4:11

available for viewing. And it's way

4:13

better than anything that you can record.

4:15

I didn't record anything because I

4:17

figured if I ever want to see

4:19

any set that I was at,

4:21

it's so Google -able. Sorry, it is. Yeah,

4:25

I mean, that's a hell I'll die

4:27

on. All phones should

4:29

be locked up at concerts.

4:31

But I get it. Come get

4:33

it out of your plastic

4:36

bag later. I used to do

4:38

full Instagram highlights, like a

4:40

shelf highlight of my 700 stories

4:42

from Coachella 2019 or whatever,

4:44

and I would have it as

4:47

a saved highlight. This

4:49

this year, I don't think I posted once that

4:51

I was there and it was nice because I

4:53

was kind of present. Hello. You

4:55

ever watching people's highlights? Yeah,

4:58

our Instagram highlights for the people

5:00

or for the person who or

5:02

for the person who made it.

5:04

Both. For me, it feels like

5:06

a nice little oh, if I ever need

5:08

to go find a story or a piece

5:10

of memory, or if I want to have

5:12

a catalog of certain memories. So like, you

5:15

know, here's all the times I ever looked

5:17

hot. I

5:19

was just thinking that while you were talking

5:21

I was thinking I was thinking you

5:23

know I would do a funny highlight me

5:25

hot sure sure it's one picture I

5:27

feel like I used to have a ranking

5:29

highlight so anytime I would post like

5:32

a tier ranking I would add it to

5:34

that highlight so you could see all

5:36

of them right there Dang,

5:39

yeah, it's never been into

5:41

highlights. Just frosted tips. Okay,

5:43

and how do you feel

5:46

about hey feel about buzzed

5:48

heads? Hey, hey,

5:50

I'm not talking about your hair.

5:52

Well, we have a lot to get

5:54

to my hair. I'm not done

5:56

talking about Coachella. So I saw I

5:59

saw Charlie XCX Brat summer is

6:01

over here. I'll ask you a question.

6:03

Okay Go on. Just give me

6:05

just give me your top three sets

6:07

polo and pan Catrielle

6:12

and Poco, Poco, how do

6:14

I say it? Catrielle

6:17

and Paco Amoroso.

6:20

Okay. We're incredible. Star

6:23

power, star quality. I

6:25

loved the album and so I was looking

6:27

forward to seeing them. I don't

6:29

speak Spanish, so I had no clue what

6:31

the hell was going on. But I

6:33

was boogie in and it was it was

6:35

major polo and pan. If you ever

6:37

see them on a lineup, you have to

6:39

go. It was

6:42

whimsical, magical, fairy, like

6:44

prancing through the woods with

6:46

with thousands of other fairies.

6:49

The energy was like we

6:51

were we were in a

6:53

bog and we had wings.

6:55

OK, it was it was

6:57

everything. And then

6:59

Charlie was good.

7:03

Yeah, Charlie

7:06

was good. But

7:08

I think for

7:10

the production quality alone,

7:12

Gaga was in

7:15

my top three because

7:17

baby, it was

7:19

a show. Charlie was on stage

7:21

alone. And so like I

7:23

wanted to be like, come on,

7:25

give me some. I mean,

7:27

she had a, she had a

7:29

little glass, a stemmed glass

7:31

with a apparel spritz. And she's

7:33

walking around. Gaga

7:35

got that nerd tech ODT

7:37

money. She can afford

7:39

a presentation. She can

7:41

afford a slage. I

7:44

know. You're right. You're

7:46

right. And she did. And it

7:48

was, it was kind of major. Oh,

7:52

you know what? Marina

7:54

of And The Diamonds. Marina

7:56

of And The Diamonds. But the

7:58

diamonds are gone. And

8:00

she's just Marina now. Diamonds are forever.

8:03

Well, diamonds are forever, but Marina's

8:05

just Marina now. She was looking like

8:07

a Grecian goddess, and the vocals

8:09

were there. She sang all the hits,

8:11

all the new songs that I'm

8:13

loving. I was like, yeah, this is

8:16

a star. She's

8:18

really the moment. Did

8:20

she do fruit? Fruit! Yes,

8:23

she did. Yeah, and

8:25

the fruit was familiar and

8:27

I liked it and I

8:29

loved it and she did

8:31

Contissimo and it was incredible

8:33

Yeah, I was very

8:35

I was very impressed with her But

8:37

yeah, the best was polo and

8:39

pan. You have to see. Oh, baby.

8:41

I was boogie woogie and it

8:44

was it was a moment Speaking are

8:46

you done? Speaking

8:51

of Charlie XCX, did you hear

8:53

the girl who who made the

8:55

Apple dance sued Roblox? I did.

8:57

And do you even know what

8:59

Roblox is? Kids

9:02

these days love

9:04

squares. Okay,

9:07

let's talk about it. I did

9:09

see the Minecraft movie. Because

9:11

he stays nowadays. Everything's

9:13

a cube. I don't, are

9:15

Roblox cubes? When they put, when

9:18

they make gum into a cube? No.

9:20

I like it. I like it.

9:22

I fell, I fell for that trap.

9:24

I saw my, my goods is

9:26

extra. Extra is the only gum I

9:28

buy. Shout out to extra. Uh,

9:31

I saw they had their new little container

9:33

with cubes. I bought it and it just

9:35

doesn't last as long as it sticks. There.

9:38

I said it. And you know what,

9:41

you have a right to say it.

9:43

And the chew consistency, it gets tough

9:45

sooner. You know, a stick of

9:47

extra would never betray you. The

9:49

apple dancing woman. So she, okay, so

9:51

let's, let's just take a step back. So

9:53

you heard a song and you made

9:55

a little dance and it's cute and we

9:57

like it and I support and it's,

9:59

it's your creation. And I like

10:01

that she's gotten credit throughout the entire, you know,

10:03

Brat summer, like she got to be the apple

10:06

girl. Oh, you know, who was the apple girl

10:08

at mine? Bowen Yang. At

10:12

your Coachella? At Coachella, at

10:14

Weekend Sue. There

10:16

was a Coachella, there was an Apple

10:18

girl at Coachella? Yes, Bowen.

10:20

Who was Weekend One? I don't

10:22

know. I don't know. Did they

10:24

bring him on stage? No, they showed him in

10:26

the crowd who's front row. You know who

10:28

they brought out on stage? Oh, and I don't want

10:30

to be mean, so maybe I shouldn't. You

10:33

know what? I won't be mean, so I

10:35

won't. Well,

10:38

these sounds mean

10:40

the only person I

10:42

know they brought

10:44

out on stage was

10:46

Troy. No, he

10:48

was weekend one Anyway

10:50

Audience please hold

10:52

while I Google I

10:54

I want to

10:56

be I want to

10:58

be supportive and

11:00

kind and so Addison

11:02

Ray Charlie actually

11:04

brought out Addison Ray.

11:06

I I have

11:08

I and it was

11:10

so I'm learning

11:12

here. Addison Ray is

11:14

British. No, I

11:17

don't know. Charlie's British. Find

11:20

the words, Mama. OK, OK,

11:22

OK. So back to the Apple

11:24

dance versus the Roblox. So

11:26

Roblox has you can do the

11:28

Apple dance in the game,

11:30

I guess, and dress to impress

11:32

probably. And so yeah,

11:35

it's it's like I've seen I've been

11:37

seeing a lot of Sabrina Carpenter's

11:39

doing the please, please, please dance in

11:41

that game. You like that shoot

11:43

them up game you love. Shoot them

11:45

up. Oh, Fortnite.

11:48

Well, Fortnite paid for the rights

11:50

for the Apple dance. And

11:52

so like there's a precedent so

11:54

that if you are showing

11:56

intellectual property and I guess choreography

11:58

is that, then

12:00

you got to pay. And so Roblox

12:02

is the biggest game of the world right

12:05

now or at least up there. So

12:07

like they got the money. Supposedly

12:10

they had like pitched. Striking

12:12

a deal and paying her

12:14

and they hadn't finalized it

12:16

in time Yeah, and they

12:19

just and they and just

12:21

I guess those blockheads. Hey

12:23

block. Hey football head. No

12:25

Did football head walk so

12:27

blockhead could run no footballs

12:29

are not square shapes Anyways,

12:31

what do you think about

12:33

jelly roll shitting his pants

12:35

while performing? It could happen

12:38

to you Great,

12:43

awesome. I agree. Hold

12:46

on, hold on. I'm not

12:48

done with Jelly Roll. I'm not

12:50

done with Jelly Roll. Well,

12:52

that's all I had to say, because all

12:54

I did was read the headline. I didn't

12:56

click into the article. When we're

12:59

talking, well, who was

13:01

it who maybe had

13:03

a little bit of, am

13:05

I remember, is this a

13:08

false memory? Somebody was performing and

13:10

Maybe either tanner fake tanning

13:12

oil or something. Christine Aguilera at

13:14

what's her name's funeral at

13:16

a James's funeral had spray tan

13:18

leaking down her inner thigh

13:21

and people thought it was blood.

13:23

You don't have to whisper

13:25

blood. We've all got it. People

13:28

dot com jelly roll admits during

13:30

the Jennifer Hudson show that he

13:32

once pooped his pants while performing

13:34

away. No,

13:36

he. What? Corey,

13:40

tell me! I

13:42

can't tell if he pooped his pants

13:44

while performing at the Jennifer Hudson

13:46

show or if he told the story

13:48

about pooping his pants while performing

13:50

at the Jennifer Hudson show. I would

13:52

prefer it if he pooped his

13:54

pants while performing at the Jennifer Hudson

13:56

show. What's

14:00

the show where they

14:03

were speaking of the

14:05

show no where they

14:07

make them walk down

14:09

the aisle So this

14:12

is the Jennifer The

14:14

tradition of rounding the

14:16

corner and having the

14:18

humiliation ritual of of

14:21

proceeding through the

14:24

cheering crowd of chanters

14:26

with a personalized,

14:28

specialized song about you.

14:31

Oh my God. I saw somebody

14:33

who said, that sounds terrible

14:35

to me. So I'm gonna, like,

14:37

I don't want to it.

14:39

Do it, Brent. Yes, yes. And

14:42

so they did. And they just

14:44

applauded for him. They didn't do

14:46

anything scary. I

14:48

mean, I had, I see these come

14:50

across my TikTok from time to

14:52

time. I had thought they were all

14:54

fun and endearing and that people

14:56

were enjoying themselves. Then I

14:58

saw Anthony walk down

15:01

and boy did he look

15:03

all kinds of uncomfortable. It's

15:06

not for everyone. In the same way

15:08

people don't want happy birthdays to be saying

15:10

to them sometimes. Me.

15:12

Yeah, so like, and

15:15

then you, there's also a

15:17

camera following you and your reaction

15:19

and your dancing and it's

15:21

like you have to be, you

15:24

have to be everything and

15:26

you can't, it's too much.

15:29

You have to be on. Well,

15:31

sorry, if you're on a, if you're

15:33

going on a talk show, You

15:35

better be on. When I was

15:37

on Ellen, I was on in the dressing

15:39

room because I didn't know if there was

15:41

going to be a scary surprise anywhere. I

15:43

don't know where a camera is. I didn't

15:45

know if somebody's going to be hiding in

15:48

the bathroom, hiding in the couch, hiding in

15:50

the whatever. She does that

15:52

shit. I would have

15:54

just rolled down the aisle at the Jennifer

15:56

Hudson show, like the tumble, like when Crystal,

15:58

what's her face? It was a tumbleweed. I'm

16:00

sorry. In this season of Drag Race. Do

16:02

you mean Miss Congeniality, Crystal Envy? You

16:05

a real ratty rude. Did

16:10

she sing that whole song

16:12

thinking the lyrics were righty real?

16:14

No, she was just trying

16:16

to say something real quick while

16:18

she was leaving. did her

16:20

saying mighty real RuPaul make her

16:22

say righty real RuPaul? You're

16:25

righty mighty real. I'm righty mighty

16:27

real. You do make me

16:29

feel righty RuPaul. I

16:31

prefer it. It was

16:33

borderline giving me Q. And

16:38

I think RuPaul took it

16:40

a little bit as Q.

16:43

This is my real hair. It was

16:46

giving a little bit. I don't know.

16:48

I think Rue kind of felt it

16:50

was, I don't know. Yeah, well,

16:52

that's why she asked her if she liked

16:54

mayonnaise. But no, I think she

16:56

said that because she said something about mayo when

16:58

she said it. Mayo, what? Mayo, real mayo. I

17:03

like that. You think the

17:05

mayo call out was racially motivated?

17:09

I liked a picture of

17:11

Crystal. Envy is that it

17:13

singing or singing the entire

17:15

lip sync singing righty real

17:17

instead of mighty real? I

17:19

don't think about that So

17:21

you make me feel righty

17:23

real bo I love that

17:25

song though. It's it's a

17:27

classic and a good lip

17:29

sync song was abracadabra a

17:31

good lip sync song for

17:33

you You want to go

17:35

there? I'm ready to go

17:37

there. Are you ready to

17:39

go there mama ma? I

17:42

thought it was a good lip

17:44

sync song. I'm happy Anya won. I

17:46

get the discourse after the finale

17:48

of people being all, well, Jules won

17:50

the lip sync, but I'm like, we

17:53

moved away from the lip

17:55

sync being what determines the

17:57

winner ages ago. Yeah, I

17:59

think I'm at the place

18:01

where the lip sync is

18:04

always your final chance to

18:06

prove. Whether that's

18:08

final chance to prove you should

18:10

still be in the competition for

18:12

an elimination or your final chance

18:14

to prove that you should win

18:16

the whole thing. It should be

18:18

your cherry on top of let

18:20

me get one last convincing for

18:22

RuPaul. And that can push

18:24

people over the edge and keep them

18:26

or make them win, but it doesn't

18:28

guarantee. We

18:31

were past the dialogue and the

18:33

discourse. Unfortunately, we will always have

18:35

the dialogue and the discourse because

18:38

people want certain people to win.

18:41

I was, let me

18:43

just say, I was happy with

18:45

the Final Four. Like the

18:47

Final Four was likable and pleasant

18:49

enough and talented and I

18:51

could see them all being really

18:53

successful post Drag Race. So

18:55

like I was Ready for

18:58

anything and ready to be

19:00

pleased by anything. I of course

19:02

I was rooting for Anya

19:04

as we've said And I was

19:06

happy with Anya winning because

19:08

I'm like, you know what she

19:10

is like she is next

19:12

level star like she has presence

19:14

and The ability to be

19:16

on a guest star on anything

19:19

the ability to do performance

19:21

wise anything and I Think yeah,

19:23

she's ready for whatever she

19:25

wants to do The

19:30

subtle hint that they were moving

19:32

in the direction of just picking whoever

19:34

Roo wanted to win was when

19:36

they started doing solo performances of original

19:38

songs instead of like the lip

19:40

sync smackdown showdowns that we used to

19:42

see in a Final Four. So

19:45

for anyone to say Jules won the lip

19:47

sync, sure she did, but Anya destroyed the

19:49

season. Why should winning one lip sync at

19:51

the end give you the crown? I

19:53

don't think it should. Well, I'm

19:55

happy for Jules. I agree. I

19:57

think all four of those girls

19:59

could go on in All Stars

20:01

and do very well. But for

20:03

me, it was Hanya's season. I

20:05

did love the Liza Manelli tribute.

20:07

I'm obsessed with any time they

20:09

do. What is it?

20:11

not she already done had, um,

20:14

the giving us lifetime achievement awards.

20:16

That is so cute and special

20:18

and precious. And the opportunity to

20:20

spend some time educating younger people

20:22

about people that are like legendary

20:24

in our community and who have

20:26

always been like a part of

20:28

our community and also to give

20:30

them their flowers while they're still

20:32

with us. I think is like,

20:35

certainly how Liza felt when she

20:37

saw an entire room of people

20:39

celebrating her, how special and like,

20:41

um, I don't know. That's

20:43

got to be so wonderful for her.

20:45

And so I loved it. I

20:48

definitely agree. I like that

20:50

part of the show that they've

20:52

added. I do wonder what

20:54

can be done differently to make

20:56

the finale more exciting because

20:58

I don't know. It

21:00

feels so low stakes watching them

21:02

all do an individual performance followed

21:04

by a sit -down interview. all

21:07

building up to like one

21:09

lip sync battle in 90 minutes,

21:12

it felt slow. And

21:14

I think it also like them

21:16

filming the finale on the actual

21:19

main stage of the set instead

21:21

of whatever venue they usually rent

21:23

also made it feel much smaller

21:25

and less important. They

21:27

got budget cuts or what? Bring

21:29

back Queens in the audience. I'm so

21:31

sorry. You have hundreds of Queens.

21:33

They certainly want to be there. Get

21:36

them in there. Whereas Pork Chop,

21:38

like that to me is, it's

21:41

wonderful to see an entire crowd

21:43

of Queens welcoming the next generation

21:45

into the community of Queens because

21:47

it is like a big huge

21:49

sorority. It's a big huge like

21:51

family. It's like, I would like,

21:53

I would much rather see that

21:55

than people I don't know in

21:57

the audience. No offense to these

21:59

people that were there. I

22:02

guess if you're gonna do a

22:04

smaller set like they did this

22:06

year, at least fill it with

22:08

more recognizable faces. And it's like,

22:10

yeah, I think of the so

22:12

many times when we got good

22:15

reaction GIFs from former Queens in

22:17

the... the audience like Mohart reacting

22:19

to Asia O 'Hara's butterfly scene. Maybe

22:21

maybe it's about the show. Maybe

22:24

it's about like wanting to not have

22:26

spoilers, but we have found that

22:28

there will always be spoilers. It will

22:30

always be leaked to Reddit. Who's

22:32

the final two? What the lip sync

22:34

song is? I had to try

22:37

so hard to avoid spoilers and I

22:39

still saw spoilers of like elimination

22:41

order. I feel like this season was

22:43

the worst it's ever been online

22:45

and. I am avoiding the internet. Like,

22:47

I am trying to avoid the

22:50

internet for spoilers, but it's people spoiling

22:52

things that have not even aired

22:54

yet. And so I'm like, it's, I

22:56

don't know, it's a little uncouth

22:58

to me. Yeah, I

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you know what world we

25:02

also live in the world that

25:04

is Turning on Miss Katy

25:06

Perry To the world where JD

25:08

Vance killed the Pope. Oh

25:10

Okay, well, okay. Yes, but I

25:12

do want to talk about

25:14

space. Let's talk about space because

25:16

the Pope's in space now

25:18

Well, he's always been in space.

25:20

Let's talk about that Do

25:23

you think blue origin real or

25:25

hoax? Oh I

25:29

think this is eligible for scam of the

25:31

year, mama. Oh, you really think

25:33

it didn't even happen? Certainly there's

25:36

footage of them blasting off. It

25:39

was all footage

25:41

from the blue origin

25:43

people themselves. I

25:48

just want to know why they opened the

25:50

door and then why Mr. Jeff Bezos had

25:52

to pretend he was unlocking the door after we

25:54

all saw them open the door. Did you

25:56

see that? So they opened the door and then

25:58

they shut it again so that Jeff could

26:00

open the door. Yes, they opened

26:02

the door, cracked. This woman ran

26:04

over, said, close the door. It

26:06

was all being streamed and then

26:08

Jeff Bezos walked over with a

26:10

giant Alan wrench and pretended to

26:12

unlock the door from the outside.

26:14

Because everything is theater mama. Hello.

26:20

I just like so you think

26:22

the spaceship up in space

26:24

was theater too? I don't know.

26:26

Gail was Gail seems genuinely

26:28

scared. You think she was acting

26:30

when she was stressed? I

26:33

think she was worried that it was gonna

26:35

come out that it was fake and she

26:37

was worried she was gonna be complicit. I

26:40

don't know. I think

26:42

they're prepping us. They're

26:44

prepping us either way.

26:47

The intention is to prep

26:49

us for space tourism for

26:51

the rich. Right, I was

26:53

gonna say it sure maybe it was all

26:55

real but at the end of the

26:57

day if if it was it was just

26:59

a commercial for them to be able

27:01

to sell this experience to people for an

27:03

absurd amount of money. I didn't wish

27:05

for it to explode. I didn't wish for

27:07

them to die. No,

27:10

did think, oh, I did think,

27:12

honey, did you not see the

27:14

submersible? This is giving submersible billionaires

27:16

wanting to do something stupid and

27:18

dangerous and then learning their lesson

27:20

a little too late. It was

27:23

like, history's about to repeat. Get

27:25

down from there. What

27:29

makes me think it was just such

27:31

a commercial is it's like, you're

27:33

up there, you go that high, and you're

27:36

up there for 12 minutes, 10 minutes,

27:38

whatever it was, and you're not glued

27:40

to the seat. You're

27:42

not glued to your seat watching

27:44

out the window. Instead, you're floating around

27:46

and taking selfies and releasing your

27:48

concert track list and playing with a

27:50

daisy. Releasing your concert

27:52

track list while in space. could

27:54

have been an email, could have

27:57

been a newsletter blast, could have

27:59

been an Instagram story. I'm not sure

28:01

if millions and millions and millions

28:03

of dollars had to be spent for

28:05

11 minutes of people doing a

28:07

little tour promo slash. I also, there's

28:09

way. Women's power. Do it on

28:11

earth. There's no way

28:13

any of them paid that money. Jeff

28:16

paid that money for them. I know,

28:18

I'm just saying millions of dollars were

28:20

spent. I think that they didn't spend

28:22

it. People being like, oh,

28:24

Ms. Katie dropped $11 million. There's

28:26

no world in what she paid for

28:29

that. Jeff covered that, Bill. Yeah,

28:31

no. And as part of it,

28:33

I'm sure there was contractual obligations of

28:35

doing. Press about it.

28:38

Of releasing your track list in

28:41

space. It just, it

28:43

felt a little poor Katie Perry.

28:45

And I don't say that

28:47

lightly. I just, it's like, She

28:49

continues to be unable to

28:51

do the right thing. There's

28:55

no right thing for her to do.

28:57

People at this point are piling on to

28:59

pile on. I do agree with that.

29:01

It's easy low hanging. It's

29:04

low hanging fruit. People are using the

29:06

same tired jokes they've been using for

29:08

years. People are still bringing up

29:10

facts about things that they haven't even

29:12

taken the time to Google themselves. facts

29:15

and quotes there. I did feel

29:17

a little bit like, you know, maybe

29:19

like, I feel like you don't,

29:22

brands don't have to pile on to

29:24

that pile on. Nobody has to

29:26

pile on to the pile on. But

29:28

did you see Wendy's tweeting? Oh

29:30

yeah, Wendy's got a smart mouth. I

29:32

filled out a complaint form. To

29:34

who? Two!

29:38

Some Katie Stan replied to it

29:40

and was like, here's a

29:43

feedback form to Wendy's. Let's have

29:45

Adam. Oh, God. The

29:47

Katie cats are busy. Well,

29:50

Wendy's tweeted, can

29:52

we send back? Wendy's tweeted

29:54

three different things. What did they

29:56

tweet? Wendy's had a smart

29:59

mouth that day. They

30:01

said, can we send her back? Yeah.

30:05

Well, I mean, it's not

30:07

pleasant when Wendy's comes for

30:09

you, but

30:12

I don't

30:14

know. To

30:16

me, all we're gonna get

30:18

out of that is next

30:21

Super Bowl, we'll

30:23

get a Wendy's

30:25

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Katy eating, what the

30:30

hell do they sell at Wendy's?

30:33

What's the burger there? Mrs.

30:35

Wendy. A

30:37

junior deluxe. Sure. Katie

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30:44

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30:46

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32:02

what do you think about JD Vance

32:04

killing the Pope? Okay, I'm ready to

32:06

go there. So he saw the Pope.

32:08

He went to the Pope. Let's talk

32:11

about this Pope. I'm not really into

32:13

Catholicism. Let's start there. I'm not really

32:15

into religion. I'm not really into, you

32:17

know, all of organized religion. You can

32:19

be spiritual and that's a wonderful thing.

32:21

You can be connected to the source

32:23

or God or whatever. That's a wonderful

32:26

thing. You cannot be connected to

32:28

it and that's also a wonderful thing. Organized

32:31

religion, messy boots,

32:33

historically giving mess,

32:35

historically corrupt city,

32:37

historically, it's

32:39

a cover up vil

32:42

for rapists and people

32:44

who steal your money

32:46

and create mega churches

32:48

and buy yachts and

32:50

private planes and let's

32:52

talk about that. With

32:54

all that said, the

32:57

Pope. That was that Pope. Everyone's

32:59

saying that Pope was kind of lit.

33:02

That Pope. Well, that

33:04

Pope had woke mind virus. Well, it

33:06

could happen to you. And he could

33:08

say the he could say faggot. And

33:10

he did. Remember a couple of years

33:12

ago, he said there's an era of

33:14

faggotry to the Vatican because there were

33:16

too many gay people at the Vatican.

33:19

I felt that I was like, damn, clock

33:21

it, Mama T. Sis,

33:23

the boots. Didn't

33:26

Gale King also just

33:28

say Faggitry? Yes, Faggitry is

33:31

trending. So

33:34

anyways, there's JD Vance

33:36

forcing a meeting between

33:38

himself and the Pope

33:41

on Easter Sunday. And

33:43

the Pope died what, six hours later?

33:46

I saw four hours and I saw 12

33:48

hours. I don't know which is the

33:50

truth. Less than a day later,

33:52

the Pope dies. You think

33:54

that man wants to get dressed?

33:57

He's on his deathbed. He wants to put on

33:59

a robe and get pushed out to shake

34:01

your hand? I don't know. I

34:04

don't know. It's giving more kiss the Pope's

34:06

ring. I feel like people are kissing that Pope's

34:08

ring. You know about kissing the ring? Yeah,

34:11

I kiss the ring all the time. Ooh,

34:14

I'm feeling ready real, RuPaul. Girl,

34:18

kissing the ring might

34:20

kiss back. Okay,

34:24

sure. I'm talking about a butthole. Or

34:27

you know about, if

34:29

somebody were to kiss the ring

34:31

on your finger, what about kissing a

34:33

toe ring? Would you, what if

34:35

I - You know Catholics are big

34:37

into feet washing. Oh, you're right. I

34:39

did see that in the Judas

34:41

video. Yes, yes, yes, yes,

34:44

yes, yes. Well, okay, so what

34:46

do you think happened? Do you

34:48

think it was a poisoned apple? JD

34:52

gave to the Pope do you

34:54

think it was a little do you

34:56

think he had poisoned like or

34:58

a poison lips like poison IV and

35:00

that Well, I guess she didn't

35:02

have poison lips. She had little lip

35:05

covers so that she didn't get

35:07

poisoned. I'm talking about Robin with poison

35:09

IV Did they kiss JD Vance

35:11

and the Pope? Well, no, maybe it

35:13

was poisonous lips poison Did they

35:15

touch hands you could have a little

35:18

you could have a little something

35:20

poisonous on your hand and

35:22

then you touch the pope's palm

35:24

and it soaks into the palm. Palm

35:27

Sunday. what else to say. I don't know what else to

35:29

say about this. So I'm just going to go with yes

35:31

and. So who knows how

35:33

it happened, but we do know it

35:35

was JD. Yeah.

35:38

Do you want to talk about Michelle Williams

35:40

meeting Michelle Williams? Oh

35:42

my God. Me when I'm

35:44

on drugs looking in the mirror. Exactly.

35:47

That's all I wanted to say

35:49

is that Michelle Williams has met Michelle

35:51

Williams. And they were gagging. How

35:54

had they not met each other before?

35:57

Well, that was like, you know,

35:59

when BoB and Hailey from what's

36:01

from Paramore did that airplane song

36:03

they never met until the VMAs. Bob.

36:07

And they had a song together. Oh,

36:10

well, a lot of songs by

36:12

Paramore I never knew were by

36:14

Paramore. I keep finding songs and I'm

36:16

like, this is Paramore. Huh. Well,

36:18

you know, I'm new into Paramore this year. I

36:21

bought a I bought a I I

36:23

bought a Paramore shirt. Oh. Dang.

36:26

It's all right. Last topic. It

36:28

says Haley Williams made me gay. All

36:31

right. Last topic. Did

36:33

you see a new color just dropped? No.

36:37

Or save that for next week.

36:39

What do you mean? It's

36:41

a jaw dropping blue green and

36:43

it can't be recreated on

36:45

screens Damn, that's crazy. Okay. Did

36:47

you hear? You're ready for

36:49

your last topic. Is it your

36:51

new favorite color? No, but

36:53

it is it's giving Baja Blast

36:55

Though they tell me about

36:57

it and not link me. They

36:59

say it's baby. It's on

37:01

the discord. It's in the episode

37:03

topic. It's it's client

37:06

to say they discovered a

37:08

new color Oh, an

37:10

intense blue -green hue. Bitch,

37:12

that looks teal. So they say it

37:14

can't be recreated on screens and then they

37:16

attach a picture of the color on

37:19

my screen. So what's the truth?

37:22

It looks very teal. It

37:24

looks very green sky blue.

37:26

It's Baha Blast. I

37:28

don't know. All these articles are saying scientists

37:30

found a new color and they're spelling it with

37:32

a U. So I'm getting pissed off already. I'm

37:35

sorry. OK, what was your last topic? Can

37:38

you believe the Oscars

37:41

are now requiring, are now

37:43

requiring voters to actually

37:45

watch the movies to be

37:47

allowed to vote in

37:49

a category? We have

37:51

gone how many years, a

37:53

hundred years of the Oscars? I

37:56

feel, unfortunately, retroactively, all Oscars are

37:58

a little bit asterisk now. If

38:00

that wasn't the rule for who

38:02

wins an Oscar is that you

38:04

have to be able to know

38:07

who you're voting for, then I'm

38:09

a little confused. Then it's just

38:11

a popularity contest. It's just, who

38:13

do you know in the list

38:15

slash who do you want to

38:17

win? And I'm not saying that

38:20

it hasn't always been that and

38:22

it can't still always be that

38:24

because it probably will always be

38:26

that, but not even requiring them

38:28

to watch the movie before they

38:30

vote. That's insane. That's

38:33

why the only trustworthy award show

38:35

in town is the Billboard Music Awards

38:37

because they base it on stats. All

38:40

right. All right.

38:43

You mean the queerties? Well,

38:45

the queerties is open voting, but

38:47

do they require the people to have

38:49

seen the movies? No. It's

38:51

a popularity contest. You're

38:53

right. So apparently they're

38:55

they're they're making it apparently there's

38:58

like a login for Academy members

39:00

where you just log in and

39:02

you can stream the movies how

39:04

easy how lazy are you to

39:06

have not been watching these films

39:08

in their defense there are a

39:10

lot of movies but if you

39:12

want to vote in the category

39:14

that's it's at most 10 movies

39:16

or something yeah you can figure

39:18

out 10 movies if you want

39:20

to vote in that category Yeah

39:22

ten for best picture five

39:25

for all the others. Yeah, so

39:27

I'm saying like it's it's

39:29

It may be hard to vote

39:31

for every single category in

39:33

that way, but but Academy Listen

39:35

up Academy if you'd like

39:38

a new member. I would love

39:40

to watch movies for free

39:42

from the comfort of my own

39:44

home Okay, get in there

39:46

Get in there mama bitch where

39:48

the login Oscar dot net All

39:52

right Another successful

39:54

day. Can you believe

39:56

it? Sorry that

39:58

we're late. I'm not

40:00

that sorry you I'm not that sorry I

40:02

told Corey that we're gonna have to

40:04

push a day I said, you know what

40:06

we're not curing cancer. Okay, nobody's with

40:09

baited breath being like, if I don't get

40:11

it, when I need to get it,

40:13

I'm gonna are you you kidding? Maybe that's

40:15

why the Pope died There

40:17

Tuesday morning girlies who listened to

40:19

us on their commute and

40:21

they were deprived. Well, you know

40:23

they went and listen to

40:25

let's this Let's this be weird

40:28

Well, Well, I did wake

40:30

up to a tweet from Tori

40:32

asking no new Psycho Babble

40:34

this week. Tori All right, Tori.

40:36

my bad Here it comes.

40:38

Here it comes. Get into a

40:40

girly pop Get into it.

40:42

Tyler is sorry. I know I

40:45

never said that. Tyler

40:47

says, you'll live. I say you'll

40:49

live and here you are and

40:51

you listened and you're alive. And

40:53

so Tori, tell me what you

40:55

thought. Cory, where people find you? Uh

41:01

-huh. And

41:03

you can find me waiting for

41:05

Tori's reply. Tori, get

41:07

in here.