Shut-Her Island is home to the most impregnable workhouse in Ireland, so when it mysteriously loses radio contact with the mainland, suspicions are raised. The Vatican’s top detectives, Eamon “Devil May Care” de Valera and his plucky boy-ward, Li’l Charlie McQuaid, are dispatched undercover as fallen women to investigate.

Eamon de Valera - John MortonLi'l Charlie McQuaid - Kelly ShatterBaxter Bixby/Peigeen - Finbarr DoylePope Pius XII - Stephen ConsidineDolores Swann/Carly - Ali FoxCardinal Leland Stockwell/Narrator/Italian taxi driver - Tony CantwellSister Frances/Townsperson - Malachy McKeeverCindy/Townsperson 2 - Aoife SprattStacy - Amy DunneBrittany/Young Priest - Roxanna Nic Liam

Written & directed by Peter McGannPoster by Sean ClancySound and lighting by Kevin CallananPerformed on April 16th 2019 in the Workman's Club

Intro music - Old Townhouse - Long by Lobo LocoMusic used in show - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, written by Robert Hazard, performed by Cyndi Lauper