john Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you are listening to the show in the traditional position. You're in an Adirondack chair, you're naked, and a lover has placed a napkin over your genitals so they don't get sunburned, and you're having a nice c
johnOnce again, we ride in the ether in between the stardust having espressas. Quick note, the Space Jam movie with LeBron James came out like a year or two ago. Bugs Bunny is fine. Let's see if I can forget other important moments in culture b
john (00:10.51)Once again, you're sipping on a glass of port or maybe a different type of aperitif. You've finished a fine meal of suckling ham, side of chicken, still proud to say keto. I, of course, am John Hastings. We're gonna answer a ques
john I mean, but what are you trying to find out? Hi everyone, welcome to Questions with John Hastings. I'm of course, questions, just kidding, John Hastings. What is our question for today, Paul?Producer Paul Well John, our question for today
john I keep wondering what question that guy is trying to have answered by screaming, we'll never know. Ladies and gentlemen, I've got a Gatorade, you've got questions, it must be questions with John Hastings, I'm of course on Hastings! We come
john Why are you trying to find out, guy who yells will never know. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome once again to Questions with John Hastings, the podcast version of that weird television program that was on at 11 o'clock on Saturday evenings th
john Hello, hello, and oh, hello. Sing that last one to a short continental European man who's just arrived into a train car. We, of course, are not on a train car. We are on a podcast, and that podcast is all about answering questions. We're g
john Come one, come all. Do when the internet sits down and has a coffee mid-afternoon. Oh, is it a Spanish coffee? No, Albanian, which means you just put a bunch of smuggled drugs in your coffee. That's a fun joke to the fact that the Albanian
johnYes, you will never know what the fuck he was talking about, but you will know the answer to one of our questions here. I had questions with John Hastings. I am, of course, John Hastings. And how do we get the questions? Well, we asked prod
john We will never know until we ask the question, which is why we're here, ladies and gentlemen. I, of course, am John Hastings and here is Questions with John Hastings. We will be taking one question from producer Paul. Let us not be like a M
john Hello once again, I hope you're wearing some sort of smoking jacket, you've got your ascot on, ocelot in your lap or draped lovingly around your neck. Let us all place a cigarette in a cigarette holder, take a sip of a cavassier or port an
john Once again, we set sail on the oceans of improvisation and we speak slowly so we sound smart. I'm of course, John Hastings. And today we will be answering a question and that question will be read to us by producer Paul, producer Paul. Hel
We will never know. Well, you will know. You need to know one thing. This batch of questions with John Hastings is coming to a close. We've enjoyed pumping out this content daily for you. We're gonna take a quick break and then we will be back
Hello. Once again, we ask.Do you have anything to say? And if you're looking in a mirror and you're me, the answer is yes. Welcome once again to Questions with John Hastings. I am of course John Hastings. And today's question, not brought to yo
Welcome once again to questions with John Hastings. I am of course, John Hastings. If you'd like to send us a question, johnhastingspodcast.gmail.com. These are batch recorded, so we won't get to them in this round, but we will get to them in a
Welcome once again, your radios, your phones are set here to the tranquil seas of monologue. I am John Hastings. Let us question producer Paul. What is our question for today? If you'd like to send us a question, by the way John Hastings podcas
You will know. You will know the answer to your question. If you send me a question, John Hastings podcast at gmail.com. But until we get to that, let's get to this. Producer Paul, what is our question for today? Hi, Paul.Producer Paul Hi John.
Just having a thought. What do you do with liquid that's in your mouth you don't want to swallow?Yeah, I've had some pot. And now I'm gonna have some questions. Paul, what are our questions for today? Here on Questions with John Haystrings, a n
Once again, you join us to sail the deep seas of conversation. Well, not conversation has so much monologues, monologues inspired by questions, questions you provide by emailing them to us at johnhastingspodcast.gmail.com. But we don't have a q
Welcome once again to questions with John Hastings. I just mispronounced my own first name, John. I went, John. Widerly thinking of a gas station, I frequented a lot towards the end of my marriage. What are you thinking about? Email me, johnhas
Hello. And once again, this is John Aisling and I am questions. We'll be taking your questions. Reading your questions is of course, Producer Paul. Hi Paul.Producer Paul (00:26.676)Hi John, today's question is, if you were a vegetable, what veg
Once again, you join me here. One month of podcasting, one month of answering questions, one month of talking out of one's asshole. And before we can talk out of one's asshole, we need inspiration for that asshole chat. And let's head on over t
Welcome once again to Questions with John Hastings. I just remembered I'm going to a batting cage later today. Got pretty excited. But I'm not there now. Where I am now is here with you to answer a question. And if you have a question for me, h
Why thank you once again. We all board the fine ship question and set sail for blowhardery. I'm of course, John Hastings and welcome to Questions with John Hastings. Producer Paul, let's have today's question.Producer Paul Hi John, today's ques
Welcome again to Questions with John Hastings. I am of course, John Hastings, huh? Don't do that joke. I answer a question. If you'd like to send me questions, by the way, it's johnhastingspodcast at gmail.com. And today's question, let's head