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I'm here today to tell

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you about another audio drama

0:50

I think you'd like. Forgive

0:53

Me tells the story of

0:55

Father Ben, a tri-hard young

0:57

Catholic priest who was recently

0:59

reassigned to a new parish

1:01

in upstate New York. Each

1:03

episode follows Ben into the

1:05

confessional with another eccentric parishioner

1:07

from around town, exploring the

1:09

intertwined lives of this new

1:11

community. Three seasons are out and

1:13

the fourth is crowdfunding right now.

1:16

Forgive me portrays a heartfelt and

1:18

human story about modern faith that

1:20

is at times funny, frank, engaging,

1:23

sad, respectful, and critical of the

1:25

community it takes place in. I

1:27

really enjoy the writing and sound

1:30

design in this show. Listen

1:32

on to hear another disaster at

1:34

the Donut Festival, which is an

1:36

episode of Forgive me, if you

1:39

couldn't tell. Forgive

1:48

me, season 3, episode 1,

1:51

another disaster at the

1:53

Donut Festival. Sorry Ben, a

1:55

deal is a deal, you're not

1:58

backing out of this now! Listen,

2:00

it was one thing talking to you

2:02

about this, but it's another... seeing

2:05

all of them. Oh, you'll be

2:07

fine. A passionate man like you.

2:09

I know you've got the heart.

2:12

For now I do. I handled

2:14

masses for two weeks, where you

2:16

were off-garavanting around-me-your-friends. Galavanting? I was

2:19

on a silent retreat with the

2:21

Genesee River monks. I'm sure you've

2:23

had plenty of time to meditate

2:26

on how to get through today.

2:30

Oh, they actually came came.

2:32

Hi, Luke. Stay there. I'll

2:34

be right down. Don't you

2:37

go too far. We're doing

2:39

this in five minutes. I'll

2:41

be back. Just making sure

2:43

they're spelling my name right

2:45

on the trophy. Hi, Father

2:47

Ben. Good to see you,

2:49

Adam. You too. Oh! Oh!

2:51

Oh! Got it. Sorry about

2:54

that, father. It's all right,

2:56

Andrew. Good to see you. I'd

2:58

like a word with you when

3:00

you have a moment. Sure

3:02

Margaret. Going to greet some

3:05

guests now, but I'll find

3:07

you later. Don't leave me

3:09

waiting for too long now,

3:12

young man. I won't, Margaret.

3:14

Hey, Luke. Oh, and Sydney, so

3:16

great to see you both. And

3:18

who is this little one? Hello.

3:20

Hi, I'm Beth. Yeah? Good to

3:23

see you too, Ben. This is

3:25

Archer. Archie. Can you say

3:27

hi? Good to meet you

3:29

too Archie. He's very

3:32

cute. Good job you

3:34

too. Thanks father. Hope

3:36

we didn't get you

3:38

in trouble back there?

3:40

With who? Margaret?

3:42

Oh no, no, she's

3:44

fine. She reminds me

3:46

of sister Marianne. I

3:48

had the same thought when I

3:50

first met her. Gosh, it's really great to

3:53

see you both in person. I couldn't believe

3:55

it when you called. We couldn't believe it

3:57

when we heard you were out here. Imagine.

3:59

our look. What brings you over

4:02

from Binghamton anyway? This one has

4:04

always dreamed of starting an apple

4:06

orchard. Well, we bought a field,

4:09

but one that Lucas Certain can

4:11

grow apples. It's going to be

4:13

amazing then. The property is gorgeous,

4:16

like something out of a storybook.

4:18

Plus there's already a beautiful farmhouse

4:21

on the property. It's a really

4:23

special place. The tap water is

4:25

brown and smells like sulfur, but

4:28

other than that, I'm excited too.

4:30

Who needs water when you can

4:32

drink cider, right? Seems like a

4:35

fun adventure. We gotta have you

4:37

over. I'll give you a full

4:39

tour of the place. You've been

4:42

here, what? Two years now, Ben?

4:44

I think you can believe what

4:46

a country field looks like, Luke.

4:49

I'd love to see it sometime.

4:51

Be careful what you say, Ben.

4:53

Or he'll have you with gloves

4:56

on and planting trees within five

4:58

minutes. Oh, come on, Sid. I'd

5:01

wait at least 15. I'm always

5:03

open to a hard day's work.

5:05

The life of a priest can

5:08

definitely be a bit... sedentary at

5:10

times. Speaking of, we were so

5:12

blown away when we called the

5:15

church to speak to the pastor

5:17

and you picked up. The way

5:19

Father Antonio talked after you left,

5:22

it sounded like you'd been shipped

5:24

halfway across the world. What'd he

5:26

say? Father Ben has been chosen

5:29

for an emergency mission on behalf

5:31

of the church. That does sound

5:34

a bit dramatic. So imagine our

5:36

surprise finding you as the pastor

5:38

in our new hometown. Not quite

5:41

an emergency mission, but here I

5:43

am. There's got to be an

5:45

interesting story there. Oh, no, no,

5:48

nothing so dramatic, but, you know,

5:50

it's just, well, the priest on

5:52

the stage there, he was second

5:55

I had to leave. Well, not

5:57

leave, I was needed to support,

5:59

you know, just... Help you out

6:02

to church. Look at me. We're

6:04

rambling on. Let me show you

6:07

around. Yes, please. We've been dreaming

6:09

of coming to the Donut Festival

6:11

all week. since you invited us.

6:14

Seriously, nothing like a week of

6:16

unpacking boxes to make you crave

6:18

fried dough. Biggest of it the

6:21

year! Let's come over to the

6:23

right here. This is our petting,

6:25

graciously hosted by Tom. Tom, this

6:28

is Luke and Sydney. They're going

6:30

to be joining the parish. Good

6:32

to meet you. Great to see

6:35

some other younger faces around. Most

6:37

of the community here is pretty

6:40

stuck in the 1970s. Way to

6:42

sell it, Tom. What? It's the

6:44

truth. Don't worry, father. We both

6:47

love a good bingo night. Glad

6:49

to hear it. Where's Emily? We

6:51

left David's sweater in the car,

6:54

and it's getting a little chilly.

6:56

She had to take a call,

6:58

so she ran back to get

7:01

it for him. I'll come back

7:03

around later to say hi. See

7:05

you in a bit. Sounds good,

7:08

father. Oh, and good luck. You're

7:10

gonna need it? Nice meeting you

7:12

all. Good luck. You don't see

7:15

in a couple minutes. Come over

7:17

this way. This is our Dunk

7:20

the Usher Booth. Hey Steve, this

7:22

is Luke and Sydney. They're new

7:24

to the parish. Nice to meet

7:27

you. Is that Wade? Hey there,

7:29

Father Ben. Good to see you,

7:31

Wade. Are you gonna dunk me?

7:34

Maybe in a bit. He's Steve?

7:36

Yeah, one second father. That'll be

7:38

one dollar. Here you go. It's

7:41

like 50 degrees out here. Is

7:43

it safe for us to be

7:45

dropping people in the dunking booth?

7:48

What? Oh no, he loves it.

7:50

Carl Donaldson was in there earlier

7:53

and did start turning purple, but

7:55

Wade's young enough to be dunked

7:57

for hours yet. Do your worst!

8:00

Absolutely. What a rush! We need

8:02

you on the softball team. Seriously?

8:04

That sounds great. And that'll

8:06

pass ego for the next

8:09

week. Then can we move

8:11

along before we sign up

8:14

for more activities while

8:16

trying to raise a

8:18

newborn? Nice to meet you

8:20

Steve. You too. Look forward to

8:23

seeing you at Mass. Yeah, you

8:25

too. All right. Oh, right

8:27

over here. We'll follow your

8:29

lead. This is

8:31

Roger. Supreme Admiral Roger

8:33

Alito. A pleasure to

8:35

meet you both. Roger

8:37

runs St. Patrick's Chapter

8:39

of the Men's Club,

8:41

the Armada of America.

8:43

But today, he and

8:45

Supreme Vice Admiral Brett

8:47

are helping Lisa here

8:49

with feast painting. And

8:52

want a big help, they've

8:54

been father. Oh, nice to meet

8:56

you folks. Well, we were

8:58

supposed to have a classic

9:00

guess your age or weight

9:03

booth. Vice Admiral Brent even

9:05

brought the scout in his

9:07

UPS facility. But somebody... But

9:09

I... said it would be

9:12

wildly inappropriate for our already

9:14

somewhat exclusionary church organization to

9:16

go around guessing people's age

9:18

and weight. Exclusionary, ma'am, I'll

9:21

have you know that just

9:23

last year Brett's wife founded

9:25

a nearly equivalent organization for

9:27

the women of this parish. Isn't

9:30

that right, Brett? Sure is, Admiral.

9:32

Yes, and she named them the

9:34

seat mains of Maria. That is...

9:36

Certainly impressive, Admiral. It certainly is.

9:39

Lisa, I'm guessing Mitch didn't want

9:41

to join us today? Actually, he's

9:43

around here somewhere. Oh, really? Oh, I'm

9:45

as surprised as you. He was genuinely

9:47

excited to come. I'm guessing he'd just

9:49

take any excuse to call out of

9:51

work on a Saturday, but I'm not

9:53

one to look a gift horse in

9:56

the mouth. A win is a win

9:58

with teenagers. Thanks again for taking. on

10:00

our extra volunteers. In all

10:02

honesty, they've been fine. The

10:05

Supreme Admiral isn't happy, but

10:07

Brett has really taken to

10:09

the canvas. Isn't that right,

10:11

vice admiral? Hmm? Oh, yes.

10:14

I'm just about finished with

10:16

Emma here. And there. We're

10:18

done. Take a look, Emma.

10:21

What do you think? It's

10:23

just a brown circle? Sounds

10:25

like a donut to me,

10:27

huh? Have a good day

10:30

now. Thanks, I guess. Lisa,

10:32

do you mind if I

10:34

rest my hands for a

10:37

bit? Have to respond to

10:39

a few moves on my

10:41

chest with buddies app. Sounds

10:43

like you're up, Supreme Admiral.

10:46

Can I interest anyone in

10:48

a donut on their face?

10:50

I think I'm good for

10:53

now, Roger. Either you want

10:55

something? Baby Archie. Oh sure.

10:57

What do you say, Archie?

11:00

Want some face pink? What

11:02

kind of donut does he

11:04

like? I can do glaze

11:06

for us to sprinkle Boston

11:09

cream. He's a baby, so

11:11

honestly, whatever is fine. That's

11:13

my cue. What's happening? Like

11:16

I said, you'll see. He's

11:23

everyone's second favorite priest. Father

11:25

Clem, folks. Well, hello everyone.

11:27

Thank you for coming to

11:29

this year's donut festival. I'm

11:31

so excited about all the

11:33

money we've been able to

11:35

raise so far to support

11:37

the St. Patrick's food pantry.

11:40

It really warms my heart

11:42

to know all the fun

11:44

being had here today. Means

11:46

food on the table for

11:48

so many in our community.

11:52

I'm also just so happy that

11:54

our dear Father Clem, who founded

11:57

this festival, is back and healthy

11:59

enough. to be both the host

12:01

and guest of honor this year.

12:04

We'll see how happy you are

12:06

in a few minutes! That we

12:09

will, Father Clem. But in all

12:11

seriousness, I do quickly just want

12:13

to say that I know it's

12:16

been a crazy couple of years

12:18

for all of us, but it

12:20

means the world to me how

12:23

welcoming this community has been. We

12:25

may not always see eye to

12:27

eye, but I am consistently blown

12:30

away with just how connected and

12:32

loving this parish is. with Father

12:34

Klem back in the fold and

12:37

faces old and new joining together.

12:39

I believe we're in for a

12:41

very special year at St. Patrick's.

12:44

All right, son, that's enough for

12:46

your rambling. It's time to eat

12:48

some dumets! As many of you

12:51

likely know, the last time we

12:53

had one of these festivals, I

12:56

went into cardiac arrest during the

12:58

dungat eating competition. Well, after speaking

13:00

to my doctor, she made it

13:03

very clear participating in another one

13:05

would be in her words, suicide.

13:07

Luckily for us, the formidable father-ben

13:10

has decided to take my place

13:12

in pursuit of right glory. Can

13:14

the other two competitors join us

13:17

on stage? Please take your seats.

13:20

Didn't expect to see you

13:22

here Joe. Yes I may

13:24

not receive the same respect

13:27

I once did in this

13:29

welcoming community But my wife

13:31

did fry the donuts, so

13:34

I figure I could participate

13:36

in the competition Given I'm

13:38

the reigning champion You only

13:41

won because you've got eating

13:43

donuts after Clem killed over.

13:45

They haven't given you a

13:48

trophy. And that's why I'm

13:50

back, to take what's rightfully

13:52

mine. Whatever you say, Joe.

13:55

Claire, you're already eating? We

13:57

haven't started yet. What? It's

13:59

free donuts. In front of

14:02

each competitor is appearing of

14:04

39 donuts. That's right. Three

14:07

baker's dozen. They will have

14:09

10 minutes to see who

14:11

can eat the most donuts.

14:14

Clem, honestly, I don't know

14:16

if I can do this.

14:18

Too late, Ben. Begin eating

14:21

in five. Four. Three. Three.

14:23

Did you bring a gun?

14:25

Don't worry everyone. It's a

14:28

prop gun. I borrowed it

14:30

from Clara. Which is a

14:32

great reminder that Clara's youth

14:35

group will be putting on

14:37

a modern adaptation of the

14:39

passion of the Christ this

14:42

year. dollar. Looking at our

14:44

contestants, it looks like Joe

14:46

Vauters is off to an

14:49

early lead, but you have

14:51

to wonder if he had

14:53

the endurance to keep up

14:56

his pace. Clara is right

14:58

on his tail eating two

15:00

at a time. Benji, you

15:03

better start talking those donuts

15:05

away. These are the two

15:07

are already a baker's dozen

15:10

in. I'm fine! I didn't

15:12

expect the drink we get

15:14

to be hot coffee. Well,

15:17

there, so you're supposed to

15:19

serve me donuts. What

15:23

was that?

15:25

Sounds like

15:27

a priest

15:29

looking for

15:31

a reason

15:33

to stop

15:36

eating donuts.

15:38

No, who's that running? Mitchell? Fire!

15:40

Fire! There's a fire! Call 911!

15:42

I mean you know Luke wanted

15:44

to play a volunteer firefighter for

15:46

the afternoon. Plus, Archie and I

15:49

got to hang out at the

15:51

petting zoo and nothing gets a

15:53

one-year-old excited quite like a pig.

15:55

in a sweater. Well, I promise

15:58

I've been at this parish for

16:00

over a year and this is

16:02

easily the largest fire we've had

16:04

so far. Donuts, fire emergency, watching

16:06

you publicly embarrass yourself on stage.

16:09

It's clear this place is a

16:11

heck of a lot more fun

16:13

than Mother of Mercy back in

16:15

Bing. You've got yourself a couple

16:17

new parishioners, I'd say. I'm glad

16:20

to hear it. Bingi! There you

16:22

are. You know I have to

16:24

say, on the personal level, this

16:26

was still a much more enjoyable

16:28

festival than the last one. Hey

16:31

Clem, this is Luke, Sydney, and

16:33

Baby Archie. They're the potential new

16:35

parishioners I told you about. Well,

16:37

can't say you didn't cry, Benji.

16:40

Look, Sydney. I don't think the

16:42

looter in church has had a

16:44

fire in several months might be

16:46

a good place to look next.

16:48

We'd still come here even if

16:51

the church itself burned down. Father

16:53

Ben was such a breath of

16:55

fresh air at our last church.

16:57

That part must have been very

16:59

far from the pews, I promise

17:02

you. Father Ben's Bryce is anything

17:04

but... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Honestly though,

17:06

I'd rather have our apartment burned

17:08

down than deal with a hassle

17:10

this will cause. Yes, probably would

17:13

have been better if the whole

17:15

church burned down on this was

17:17

spared. I'm told you're the fire

17:19

marshal. I demand answers. Now, sorry

17:22

sir, I can't just share details

17:24

from an act of fire. Admiral...

17:26

They already said it's likely an

17:28

oil fire from the donuts. Do

17:30

you have any idea who I

17:33

am? Oh yeah, you're that guy

17:35

from the van commercials. You think

17:37

you're a man? Get a conversion

17:39

van! Well, yes. And come by

17:41

the dealership any time for our

17:44

special local heroes rate. But I'll

17:46

have you know that I am

17:48

the Supreme Admiral of the St.

17:50

Patrick's Chapter of the Armada of

17:52

America. Look, Supreme Admiral, there's Father

17:55

Ben. Maybe we can leave the

17:57

fire marshal alone? Especially considering he's

17:59

my wife's cousin. Sorry Ted. Okay.

18:01

Hi Brett, part of the gig.

18:04

Here they come. Sorry Benji, you're

18:06

on your own with this one.

18:08

Look, see me, little baby, why

18:10

don't I give you a quick

18:12

history of St. Patrick's? Oh that

18:15

sounds great. Sorry father. Wait,

18:17

don't leave me. And they're

18:19

gone. Okay. But no, I go to

18:22

the same country club as the mayor, and he will

18:24

be hearing about this. You're welcome for stopping your church

18:26

from burning down. Oh, so you think you're so heroic

18:28

for doing your job? Please come on, Admiral. He's not

18:30

worth it, and I have to go to a wedding

18:32

with him next week. Fine. Fine. Father, a word, please.

18:34

Hi, Roger. I'm so sorry for what happened to the

18:36

A of a lounge. A of A. A. A. A.

18:38

A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A.

18:41

A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A.

18:43

A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A.

18:45

A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A.

18:47

A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A.

18:49

A. A. A. A. A. A. A Alley. Was

18:51

the A of a lounge and

18:53

bowling alley? You've upset him, father.

18:55

You know how fragile the Vice-Admiral is?

18:57

I'm sorry for the oversight. And

19:00

again, so sorry for what happened.

19:02

I know how much that space

19:05

meant to your community. We

19:07

appreciate that father and look

19:09

forward to the rebuilding. I

19:11

know you're a resilient bunch

19:14

and wouldn't expect anything less.

19:16

With that in mind, I

19:19

think it's only appropriate for

19:21

a... redirection of today's

19:23

fundraising. Wait, what?

19:26

I'm sure everyone here

19:28

would agree that this

19:30

is the most urgent

19:32

cause facing our ministry

19:34

now. You want us

19:36

to use funds that

19:38

were raised for our

19:40

food pantry, which feeds

19:42

hungry people... To

19:44

repair your lounge? And bowling alley!

19:46

And bowling alley? I mean it's

19:48

a drop in the bucket of

19:51

what we'll need, but it's a

19:53

start. I know it's a difficult

19:55

conversation and you have a tendency

19:57

for... What do you kids call

20:00

it? anxiety about this whole thing,

20:02

but I believe in you father.

20:04

I don't think you're seeing

20:06

the point. Father Benjamin, come

20:08

on now, we're all in this

20:10

together. We'll raise funds and

20:12

use church funding to rebuild.

20:15

That in combination with the

20:17

lawsuit will be slapping on the

20:19

arsonist who did this will allow

20:21

us to create a space greater

20:24

than what was there before. And

20:26

two lanes for the bowling alley.

20:28

That's right, Vice Admiral. Two lanes.

20:31

We're going to have two lanes.

20:33

But, but, Admiral, I don't think

20:35

there's been any evidence of arson.

20:38

I wouldn't expect you or these

20:40

fools in the fire department to

20:42

see it, but nothing escapes the

20:45

eyes of a car salesman. We'll

20:47

find him or her. Please tell

20:49

me you're not about to start

20:52

interrogating half the church. Father, I

20:54

get it you're scared. This is

20:56

a scary time. But we'll do

20:58

what's best. Roger, I'm not... Look, the

21:00

church won't condone that kind of

21:03

thing from you. Given this is

21:05

your fault, I expect a bit

21:07

more cooperation. Are you accusing me

21:10

of arson? Whoa, whoa, calm down

21:12

Big Horse. I'm just saying that

21:14

you've poisoned this church against its

21:17

more traditionally-minded parishioners. I highly doubt

21:19

somebody would stoop to that level.

21:21

You really don't think there are

21:24

any left-wing gay supporting socialist SJW's

21:26

in this church who would be

21:28

willing to go full Antifa on

21:31

our peaceful lounge. What the hell

21:33

are you talking about? Hey, hey,

21:35

easy there father. I didn't mean

21:37

to strike a nerve. You really

21:40

don't need to get upset father.

21:42

Look, you cannot harass the members

21:44

of this church. We'll find some

21:46

time to talk next week. Please

21:48

bring the church financial books to

21:50

the meeting. we have some reworking

21:53

to do. I get that this

21:55

is shocking and what happened

21:57

is terrible but I'm

21:59

serious. Your group does

22:02

not run St.

22:04

Patrick's. Oh yes,

22:07

that's a good

22:09

point. We'll talk

22:12

more next week.

22:14

Come on Brett,

22:16

we have to

22:19

plan a vigil

22:22

in an investigation.

22:24

What? Wait! Here we

22:26

go again. Forgive me

22:28

is a rogue dialogue

22:31

production. This episode was

22:33

written and directed by

22:35

Jack Morone and Bob

22:37

Romunda. Here's our cast in

22:39

order of appearance. Josh

22:41

Rubino, Father Clem. Casey

22:43

Callahan, Father Ben, Zach Valenti,

22:45

Luke, Dallas Wheatley, Andrew,

22:48

Adam, Remunda, Adam, Milo

22:50

Morone, Archie, Lauren, Chippen,

22:52

Sydney, and Sweet, Margaret,

22:54

Derek Emerson, Tom, Jack Morone,

22:56

Steve, Jordan Higgs, Wade Bob

22:59

frame Roger Daniel Elliot Lisa

23:01

Michael Antico Brett Sam Twardy

23:03

Emma Michael Larkin Joe Walters

23:06

Crystal Osborne Clara Sawyer Green

23:08

Mitchell Jay Kelka Ted and coming

23:10

up in the epilogue Jeremy Beasley

23:12

brother Jonathan script editing by

23:15

Jordan Stillman dialogue editing by

23:17

Bob Romunda sound design score

23:19

and mixing by me Adam

23:21

Raimonda sound design score and

23:23

mixing by me Adam Raimonda

23:25

additional music by John Bartman

23:28

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23:30

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23:32

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23:34

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23:36

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23:41

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23:44

Patrick's community with everyone's favorite

23:46

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23:48

This week's episode we hear

23:50

Bella come into the confessional

23:53

for the first time in preparation

23:55

for her first communion. That

23:57

wasn't so bad was it? Father Clow!

24:00

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24:02

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24:34

For now, let's flashback to

24:36

Father Ben's experience with the

24:38

Genesee River monks. Thank

24:59

you, Brother Jonathan. It's

25:02

great to be here

25:04

and commune peacefully. I'll

25:07

go ahead and buzz

25:10

you in now. I'd

25:12

like to remind

25:14

you once through

25:17

this gate, we

25:19

ask you to

25:21

remain totally silent.

25:23

My lips are

25:25

sealed. My lips are

25:28

sealed. What a waste

25:30

of my last words.

25:33

Brother Jonathan didn't even

25:35

crack a smile. Are

25:38

you allowed to smile

25:40

here? You have to

25:43

be, right? Got to

25:45

remember to keep an

25:48

eye out for people

25:50

smiling. Well, here we

25:53

are. At peace. Hmm.

25:55

This is nice. really

26:02

calm, such

26:05

a beautiful

26:09

quiet. Shoes.

26:13

What? Why

26:17

did I

26:21

just

26:23

think the

26:27

word? Shoes.

26:30

Weird word.

26:33

Shoes. Shoes.

26:37

Shoes. Shiz.

26:40

Shiz. Not

26:43

that weird.

26:46

Did I

26:48

bring more

26:52

than one

26:55

pair? I

26:58

think I just

27:01

brought these recent

27:04

balances. I can't

27:06

imagine why I'd need

27:09

a pair of

27:11

Oxford's. But what

27:14

if we go on

27:16

a hike? Do monks

27:18

hike? I didn't

27:21

think we'd be

27:23

leaving the grounds.

27:28

I don't know if I can do this.