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at Lo's.com. Subject. Subject to Change. unlike

1:03

Greg, Joan gets a job.

1:06

Professional sock matcher. Juan

1:08

goes bowling and wants to give McGinn

1:10

a strike. And Matt

1:12

finally comes to the realization, I

1:15

think I made a terrible mistake. Rolling,

1:18

Christina. Hello. This

1:21

is Captain Poodle speaking. Are

1:23

you ready to find love? That's

1:25

a boy, matey. Exciting

1:33

and new.

1:37

Go online. They're

1:40

catfishing

1:42

you. French

2:02

or Chinese, a brand

2:04

new K -1 visa's the

2:06

key. The key to what,

2:08

Poodle? Wilson,

2:25

look, it's like a bowling ball.

2:27

It's you, Wilson. Look, isn't this great,

2:29

everybody? What do you think? Come

2:31

here and sit by me, Juan. Yeah.

2:33

I hate your stupid voice. What?

2:35

Huh? What's happening? How are

2:37

you, Megan? legit. Legit. How's the

2:39

day? How's the day? It's a

2:41

beautiful day. What a lovely time.

2:43

It's so fun. I hate you.

2:46

It makes me sick being next

2:48

to you. Speak up. Can I

2:50

you? I mean, sorry. I

2:52

mean. I love

2:54

bowling with you. Yeah. So how

2:57

have you been showing Jessica that

2:59

she can trust you again? Ah.

3:04

Yeah, you're lost for words, aren't you? Wilson?

3:08

Uh -huh. Wilson, what I thought. I

3:11

need to know if you're

3:13

100 % here for Jessica because

3:15

you better not be, I'm going

3:17

to take you apart bone by

3:19

bone. Um. Um.

3:23

I'm gonna be cowpatting now. That

3:26

seems very intense. You

3:29

can't see this on the video. He's putting

3:31

his hands and fingers over his eyes. They

3:33

need to be in your eyes, though. Yeah,

3:35

that's true of my bangs, yeah. Fucking bangs.

3:37

They look cute sometimes. No,

3:39

no. The cramped ones?

3:43

Oh my god. Keep going. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

3:45

That was funny. I did laugh. This

3:48

is a little intense, Megan. I

3:50

thought we talked about this at Craft

3:52

Night. Yeah, I respect that. I

3:54

respect that. I respect that. If

3:57

you heard her moving forward,

3:59

I'll ruin your life. Cal

4:03

Patty, I think we have a

4:05

problem. Ah,

4:07

destroys Bowling Alley. Welcome

4:12

to Reality Gaze, everybody. I'm

4:15

Maddie. And

4:19

I'm poodle. And

4:21

we love nothing more. And

4:23

we are two stupid

4:25

homosexuals who love nothing more

4:27

than tearing reality television

4:29

a new one. True. And

4:31

our favorite obsession, TLC's

4:33

90 day fiance. I,

4:36

I think I improvised on that line. did great.

4:38

I think I kind of did it. You did

4:40

great. Not only I. Oh, that's

4:42

the problem is if you worry about something and I

4:44

tell you did great, then you yell at me.

4:46

I don't hear you great. I don't hear it. I

4:48

don't hear it. I Or if

4:50

I just did a good job and

4:52

you'll say, don't patronize. I have cease to

4:54

hear. I have cease to hear that.

4:56

I'm I'm working on making my ears available

4:58

for compliments of any kind. I

5:01

just freeze because I don't know what

5:03

to say to you because either way, you're

5:05

going to yell at know what? That's

5:08

a good way to be. Yo,

5:14

I'm gonna say this. I don't think

5:16

she listens. I hope she does not.

5:18

Megan, if you listen to our podcast,

5:21

I want you to get some help

5:23

turn it off because we're gonna come

5:25

for you. And I don't know if

5:27

you have the mental strength to like

5:29

I worry about the mental strength of

5:32

this person. Something's

5:34

off. Something's off unless

5:36

unless they are here. Here's

5:38

the things that could

5:40

be wrong. Okay. You

5:42

have a single white

5:45

female style crush on cow

5:47

patty and you want

5:49

to eat her box. Yeah,

5:51

like it is just

5:53

like the most delicious, you

5:55

know, ever. Yes,

5:58

that like or maybe like. She tried

6:00

something once with Cal Patty and it was

6:02

when she was in between husband. She

6:04

was lonely and she might have just made

6:06

out a little bit. And then she

6:08

was like, no, no, no, we can't. And

6:10

then Megan just ran with this. B, you're

6:13

jealous of her new

6:15

hot husband and you're bored

6:18

with yours. Yeah.

6:20

C, you live for the

6:22

drama. This actually could go

6:24

with B because you're so bored in your

6:26

own relationship with a man named Herbie. Oh

6:29

wait, Herbie is her boyfriend? Yes,

6:31

husband. Well, she's

6:34

married. I thought she was, she's

6:37

this invested in her friend and

6:39

she's married. married to a man named

6:41

Herbie. We need

6:43

to start a GoFundMe or something

6:45

for Herbie. God bless this man.

6:50

She's also on social media

6:52

saying cringe when she

6:54

watches things, but I'm like,

6:56

Bitch, you did it

6:58

all. You did it all. were

7:00

there. You doubled down this week. Is

7:03

this, you know how we talk about Jasmine

7:05

went on last resort to break up with Gino

7:08

or a housewife goes up to divorce her

7:10

husband. Did Cal Patty go on

7:12

this season so that way she could end

7:14

her friendship with Makin? Because

7:17

she knew that that

7:19

Majin would be nuts.

7:23

She was awful on their season of Love

7:25

and Paradise too. She was awful. Yeah. But

7:28

then you're like, okay, you're

7:30

being awful, but you don't really

7:32

know the circumstances. But now

7:34

it's a whole different. There's

7:37

this thing that

7:39

Majin believes that apparently

7:41

she is owed

7:43

some type of okay

7:45

in their relationship.

7:47

She actually believes this.

7:51

It's weird it is

7:53

wild that this woman

7:55

believes she has so

7:57

much sway over this

7:59

Like there's just like

8:02

she is completely removed

8:04

from reality unless like

8:06

Unless you know I

8:09

don't know how he's dumb.

8:11

I don't know. Did Jessica like

8:13

completely rely on her for

8:15

everything that vendor the relationship change

8:17

someone someone our patreon says

8:20

that when they were having problems

8:23

probably Cal Patty was with Majin every

8:25

single night drinking Kim Crawford and they

8:27

made all these plans to look to

8:29

they were obsessed. Oh, I think I

8:31

did say that. One was cheating like

8:33

she probably helped her with her kids. Yes.

8:36

And this kind of like yes.

8:38

Oh, yeah. And and so

8:41

this may be I'm not saying

8:43

I'm not blaming this squarely

8:45

on Cal Patty's asymmetrical bangs. But

8:48

this may be of Cal Patty's

8:50

on making. So she, Cal

8:52

Patty opened this box and

8:55

now Majin wants to get

8:57

in. Majin wants to eat

8:59

her bento box. Yes. Yes.

9:03

Who doesn't? Who doesn't? Do we have

9:05

announcements this week? I don't think

9:07

we do, except for gaily dose and

9:09

your bi -curious poll is up. It's

9:11

up. So if you on RG

9:14

Plus in Patreon or in Supercast. Supercast.

9:18

Be sure to look at the

9:20

post look at the email

9:22

if you say I don't I

9:24

didn't see the poll It's

9:26

because you unsubscribe from emails. We

9:28

can't help you Cannot help

9:30

you just log on Or when

9:33

you hear me announce this

9:35

on the show go I'm subscribed

9:37

emails, but you know what

9:39

I'm gonna go to my patreon

9:41

account so I can see

9:43

it there Anyway Uh,

9:46

yes. So, I mean, some of you are

9:48

on Patreon and listen through Spotify. So you

9:50

probably don't look at your Patreon a lot,

9:53

but you, uh, the, I know the link

9:55

is, is there, even if you did it,

9:57

you can't post the Patreon. It's like it's

9:59

on Spotify poll. So we're not doing that.

10:01

So it's got to be through, uh, Patreon,

10:03

the supercast link. So anyway, no

10:05

one, one way to do it. People do

10:08

give a shit about this. Um,

10:11

I think. That just we talked about love

10:13

after lock up last episode. We talked a

10:15

lot about that, but we're having a wonderful

10:17

time and hurt my voice. Being

10:20

Magin hurt. Is it Magin or

10:22

is it grandmother? You say McGinn

10:24

or Magin. Grim brother Poodle didn't

10:26

hurt my voice. You're

10:28

going to have to use her again. I loved it. Sorry.

10:32

I think that's it for announcements,

10:34

isn't it? Uh, yeah, listen

10:36

to class list. Our class list

10:38

Lalu is so much fun

10:40

as well as our new Lalu.

10:43

Um, we had

10:45

a great scene of Julius

10:47

and his two aunties. We

10:49

did. Uh, this, this week.

10:51

Wow. And one crazy auntie

10:53

who lost her shit and

10:55

went off on him and

10:57

a chilling response from Julius

10:59

that says. It's all

11:01

entertainment, baby. I think we did a

11:03

theater about it. And Christina, if

11:06

there's not the Candy Crush theme music,

11:08

you're fired. That's all I

11:10

want. I think that's asking a

11:12

lot. Oh, please. You

11:14

always are demanding things from ridiculous with

11:16

Christina. for small little things. She has

11:18

to scour the internet to find these

11:20

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11:22

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12:45

my doctor, I know he's just being nice.

12:47

He was gay or queer or something. He

12:49

was cute, cute Latino guy. How do you

12:51

keep, how do you keep having gay doctors?

12:53

No, I want to get because you want

12:55

one because I want them, you know, like

12:58

you can, there's certain physical just, you get

13:00

a lot of dicks in your book, but

13:02

you can be more apt prone to different.

13:04

No, you're right. I'm just saying, I thought

13:06

this was a chance like meeting. No, no,

13:08

no, my one gay doctor, he's, I don't

13:10

know where he is. So they had a

13:12

sub gay doctor. And he's

13:14

great, super nice. He's out on the

13:16

street somewhere. He worked with my first

13:18

gay doctor that I don't see anymore

13:20

because he's too far away, but I

13:22

saw that gay doctor in his underwear

13:24

in Provincetown. These gay doctors are so

13:26

flaky. Jesus. No, I think my

13:28

other gay doctor has a really bad sickness

13:30

and he's out and like. Wow.

13:34

he is on medical leave. But sure,

13:36

so. Ouch. But

13:39

so anyway, you know, I

13:41

don't feel bad when it's immense physical. I

13:44

feel like I felt a little

13:46

offended, honestly, because we do it

13:48

does a check up. You pinch

13:50

your waist and go. No,

13:54

in fact, I'm the I'm the slimmest I've been

13:56

in 20 years. It's amazing. But you're not

13:58

but remember, gays have different standards. Oh, I can.

14:00

Yeah, I can always be more. I want

14:02

to get down to my birth weight. Well, so

14:04

anyway, he. Like, it's time

14:06

for the prostate exam. So he's

14:08

got to put, you know, the

14:11

jelly on the finger and the butt.

14:14

And they're like, you're laying there on

14:16

your side, just kind of waiting. And

14:18

then he puts his finger up my

14:20

butt and he's checking my prostate. And

14:22

he says, I hope this

14:25

is OK. And it's not uncomfortable. And

14:27

I wanted to turn around and say,

14:29

do you not know me? I

14:31

have a reputation as a slut. First

14:34

of all, this is nothing. There

14:36

should be nothing said at the time. Well, he

14:38

wanted to make sure he was being a good

14:40

doctor. But I thought, I already

14:42

told you when you asked if I

14:44

needed more prep and I told you I'm

14:46

in my whole face. What do you

14:48

need to know? This is nothing

14:51

with your little finger. I must not have

14:53

been listening. Probably. Probably.

14:55

Are you really in your whole face?

14:57

No, I mean, my whole face,

14:59

but I'm single, you know, went out

15:01

there. Do I don't think I'm

15:03

ever going to have a whole face?

15:06

I'm demisexual. I'm not gonna. you consider

15:08

a hoe phase? Oh, when

15:10

you meet someone, you go

15:12

to coffee. Then on the second date,

15:14

you go to dinner. That ain't it. And

15:16

then on the third date, you may be given a little

15:18

bit of your flower. That ain't it.

15:20

That ain't it, kid. No, that

15:22

ain't it, kid. But still. No. I

15:25

mean, I don't know. We're talking at

15:27

least five in a week. That's

15:29

a hoe phase. And

15:31

successive weeks. How do you

15:33

hold in your poop? Well,

15:36

sometimes there are two a

15:38

day walking around like a

15:41

horse in a parade just

15:43

shitty Sorry, it's been a

15:45

rough week I'm just I'm

15:47

just at the farmers market

15:49

and I just like I'm

15:52

in a diaper and and

15:54

a kid goes That bag's

15:56

pooping and the mom's like

15:58

he's had a ho phase.

16:00

Don't let let him go

16:04

Honey, some gays do that. They're going up

16:06

there on a hoe phase. They just

16:08

want to get them. Don't stare at them. Don't judge

16:11

at them. Honey, don't step in that. Don't step in

16:13

that horse poop. That gay

16:15

poop. It's going to become it's going

16:17

to become a French bulldog. I

16:25

don't actually five in a week is

16:27

too much. A hoe

16:29

phase, hoe phase builds up. You

16:31

need. You

16:34

need one every like three weeks is

16:36

a whole phase for me. Oh,

16:38

that's OK. I'm

16:42

not I'm not judgmental. I'm

16:44

not judging. I'm just listening. Still

16:47

a finger up the butt. Come

16:49

on. I agree. That was I

16:51

I would have I would have

16:53

been like. Excuse

16:55

me. I

16:58

hope this is OK. Do

17:01

you know what theatrical

17:03

productions have been made

17:06

with this very act?

17:08

Yes. Yeah,

17:11

that would be, boy, someone's very prudish.

17:13

I know. I thought, boy, I've been

17:15

with so many men on the download.

17:17

They just shove it up in there

17:19

before their girlfriend comes back. Don't even

17:21

ask me how it feels. Yeah,

17:24

that only happens once when do that.

17:26

And I'm like, no, no, no, no.

17:31

No, no,

17:36

no, no, no, no. If y 'all

17:38

can't see the video, he's like slapping

17:40

them too with his hand behind him.

17:42

No, no, no, no, no. That's I'm

17:44

slapping their torso behind me. God, I

17:46

hope this just played. Bad boy. I

17:48

hope this just played in somebody's church

17:50

group on Wednesday night. No, no, no.

17:52

You put that dick in too hard. Damn.

17:56

It's gotta be easy. You

17:58

gotta be bossy bottom about it

18:01

sometimes. Especially if they

18:03

don't know. If

18:05

they show you they don't know,

18:07

if they're doing it some way

18:09

that isn't working for you, you

18:11

gotta tell them what to fucking

18:13

do. That

18:16

works for men, women of

18:18

every kind, people of

18:20

every kind. Yes, everyone. You

18:22

correct them. in a nice

18:24

way. Yeah. Or do no, no,

18:27

no, no, no, no, no,

18:29

no. Stop.

18:35

OK. Oh, fuck

18:37

me. I don't know where we are.

18:39

We just either got some new listeners

18:41

from this or people just unsubscribed and

18:43

said, y 'all, if you're going to message

18:45

us and say, y 'all just talk

18:47

about sex too much, you're in the

18:50

wrong show. Yeah, I

18:52

just think that's part of the show

18:54

and I think that's part of yeah

18:56

part of life I that also think

18:58

that's just Especially gay men and just

19:00

men who men men who have sex

19:02

with men just talking about sex very

19:04

freely Yeah, it's just what we do.

19:06

It's um Let's jump in to Greg

19:08

and Jones speaking of men who have

19:10

sex with men That's

19:12

not a transition. That's not a transition. Yeah,

19:14

I don't think, yeah. We

19:16

are not saying that about Greg. He

19:19

seems very heterosexual, yes. Speaking

19:23

of no, no, no, no, no. Lucille

19:26

is playing with the dogs

19:29

who still just, I don't

19:31

know. We said this

19:33

before, they look poorly behaved

19:35

and not trained. Both these

19:37

dogs. They run this house.

19:40

Yeah. And you can tell

19:42

Joan doesn't like either of the dogs. But

19:45

she but they're her best friends. Right.

19:49

Um, it turns

19:51

out the interview that Greg

19:53

has is today and he's

19:55

sweating because he's awake. Now,

19:59

but it's not as it is.

20:01

It's not a state job. It

20:04

is a state job. No, this is

20:06

a state job, but it's like doing sounds

20:08

like some type of like maintenance job

20:11

like it's plumbing It's yeah stuff that he

20:13

knows he says stuff that he knows

20:15

how to do. He's not jazzed about it

20:17

Those are good jobs to have really.

20:19

Yeah, they're really good jobs He isn't jazzed

20:21

about it and you can tell he

20:23

feels like he's being made to do something

20:25

Which makes me really roll my eyes

20:28

at Greg even more. Yeah, the shirt tells

20:30

me that too Yeah, exactly. So

20:32

they're kissing and Lucy is like,

20:34

all right, enough of that. OK,

20:36

that's. I

20:39

know it's her house, but that I'm

20:41

like, I laugh, but I went, oh, it's

20:43

always those little things. Always. Yeah.

20:45

Yeah. So. So,

20:48

Greg Lees, you know, you

20:50

know what? Oh, God. I

20:53

think it's time

20:55

for another installment

20:57

of Reality Gaze

20:59

Theater. I

21:11

kept going even though yours was on

21:13

a delay. I just want you to know. Great

21:17

job. Thank you. Great job.

21:19

See, I heard that. It was a compliment. It's

21:21

not any of our fault. It's like, Christina

21:23

will put it together in the edit. I

21:25

think you did well, but I was trying not to hear you.

21:29

I prefer that. I prefer you to do

21:31

that more. Just

21:33

let me go. Just

21:35

let me go, please. Okay.

21:40

I'll be playing the role of

21:42

Lucille because she's my favorite character

21:44

on this season. And

21:47

you'll be playing Joan. I still love.

21:49

Tell me you're a poodle without telling

21:51

me you're poodle is the first episode

21:53

poodle says, you know, I think you

21:55

can play Lucille. She's kind of like

21:58

your vibe. And then he saw how

22:00

terrible she was in the next scene.

22:02

He's like, I'm playing Lucille now. It's

22:04

mine. Just took it. It's

22:06

mine. I knew

22:08

it's not it's not that you couldn't

22:11

do it. I just knew what

22:13

I would bring. And

22:15

I understood. And

22:18

yeah, I

22:20

just, it wasn't

22:22

against you. It was pro

22:24

me. It wasn't

22:27

anti you. It was

22:29

pro me. Yeah, I get that. I know

22:31

that. I know that about our business partnership.

22:33

I just would have appreciated maybe just a

22:35

delivery from Instacart of maybe one package of

22:37

Oreos as a thank you. Keep

22:40

waiting. All

22:42

right, so Greg is left. He's

22:44

going to his job interview and Lucille

22:46

and Joan are having a nice

22:48

little afternoon chat with not a lot

22:51

to talk about. Yes. And

22:53

action. Hi,

22:57

Joan. Yes. How are you doing? Oh,

22:59

I'm just I'm great. I'm doing

23:01

kind of sitting here about to take

23:04

my fourth shower day in a

23:06

second. But what's up? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

23:08

I heard you take one at

23:10

least five minutes. Well, yeah. Yeah.

23:12

And I, I, I installed a water sensor

23:14

to tell me, and it was very hot. I

23:16

don't know that. It a very hot shower.

23:18

I mopped the bathroom and cleaned? Did you notice

23:21

that? Yeah, that's true. But it doesn't help

23:23

me when you put it in my water bill.

23:25

Okay. So anyway, I, I

23:27

even hesitate to say this, but

23:29

I got a project I need

23:31

to work on. You want to

23:33

help me? Yes, are we building

23:35

something? If you

23:37

need me to walk, like I walked up

23:39

mountains where I lived is more important.

23:41

Hold on, I'll be back. Okay, okay. God,

23:45

I'm just gonna say a silent

23:47

prayer that get me out of

23:49

this fucking house. God, help

23:51

me. I'm back! This is

23:53

my laundry basket full

23:55

of mist. It sucks. I'm

23:58

so crazy I've been saving

24:00

socks for seven and a half

24:02

years. Wow. Gregory

24:05

has all these socks. I don't even know

24:07

where they go. Sometimes I feel like

24:09

he just hides them under his bed. Why

24:11

do men have so many socks? And

24:13

then I can't find the other bait for

24:15

them. Well, why do you think that

24:17

is, Joan? Well, you know men, they just,

24:19

especially Gregory, he doesn't clean don't know

24:22

men, actually. Gregory doesn't clean up after everything.

24:24

He just kind of like throws everything

24:26

around, like almost like he wasn't raised, right?

24:29

Yeah, that's not funny. So

24:32

do they make some matches? We're

24:34

going to make some matches. How do

24:36

you do laundry in Uganda? Oh,

24:38

by hand. worry about you don't

24:40

worry about lions no we don't lose

24:43

anything no no we just we

24:45

don't we just wash them everything by

24:47

hand though it takes about usually

24:49

three to four hours and then about

24:51

another cup of it's rain in

24:53

the rainy season it takes three days

24:56

for the clothes to dry that

24:58

sounds rough a process yeah So

25:00

is your family still coming to the wedding? Well,

25:03

they plan on it. Yes, they would love

25:05

to. But, you know, they've got to do the

25:07

paperwork and they've got have the interview. That's

25:10

a little sad. But we make it

25:12

comfortable, right? Tell me the truth. OK,

25:14

OK, Joe. You're full of love. Level

25:16

with me. You're full of Level with

25:18

me. Tell me the absolute truth. I

25:20

can take anything you say. I'm not.

25:22

I have. I'm strong. I can take

25:24

anything you say. Listen.

25:27

Is that nothing you're not telling

25:29

me? You can tell me

25:31

everything you mean. Tell me

25:33

what you like. Tell me what you think about living

25:35

here. How great is this? Miss

25:38

Lucille, you're full of love.

25:41

Oh, Joni. You're very kind. Can

25:43

I call you Joni? No, you

25:45

can't. You're very kind. Very

25:47

kind. Oh, thank you.

25:49

And we appreciate being here. Oh,

25:52

you miss your food, don't you?

25:54

You could be gone more, though.

25:56

It was really... What? You could,

25:58

you know, go see movie or

26:00

something, maybe walk the dogs for

26:02

a couple of hours. I just,

26:04

you're always here, like just on

26:07

top of us, the

26:09

staring. Like, I see you staring

26:11

through the crack in the door at

26:13

night. Well, that's what her mother does.

26:15

She's got to keep, she's got to

26:17

keep showing. Get your, her son doesn't

26:19

stop breathing in the middle of the

26:21

night. What do you expect me to

26:23

do? Not keep watch from 2 a

26:26

.m. to 4 30 a .m. When Greg

26:28

sleep apnea causes him to stop breathing

26:30

several times. And I have to go

26:32

wake him up to keep him alive

26:34

and then breathe into his mouth. If

26:38

you would do that, Joan, I wouldn't have to. He

26:41

could just get a sleep apnea machine. Yeah,

26:44

those sound expensive. Like

26:47

your showers. Oh, look,

26:49

I finally found that blue one. And

26:56

scene. I'm,

26:59

I already liked her.

27:02

I loved this. But the fact that

27:04

Joan then said this, but then later

27:06

we find out Joan's fucking with her

27:08

a little bit on purpose. She

27:10

is. Yeah. She's she's testing how

27:12

far she'll go. But I but

27:15

I understand now. Well, I see

27:17

two sides of this. But yes,

27:19

y 'all, this scene was. I

27:22

I loved it because y

27:24

'all. Lucy

27:26

is like, but I own the

27:29

house. There's my name out here

27:31

on the deed. And that's the

27:33

part where Joan isn't standing on

27:35

sure footing on this. Yeah. it

27:37

is, I think almost any

27:39

culture would say it is disrespectful

27:41

to ask an owner of

27:43

a house to be gone less.

27:46

And Joan is trying to do it

27:48

in a way that is... I

27:50

honestly don't know how I would react

27:52

to that. If I was

27:54

letting someone stay and someone says...

27:56

should be gone more. I would be

27:58

offended if it was my house

28:00

and I was letting him stay there.

28:02

And the problem very direct, but

28:04

it's very direct. But the problem is

28:06

it's the wrong way to go

28:08

about it because what she what Jonas,

28:10

who she's really frustrated with is

28:12

Greg. Yeah. And and she

28:14

already knows she's testing whether Greg

28:17

is going to side with her

28:19

on this. Yeah, that's what it

28:21

is. And y 'all, we said this

28:23

before, since the beginning of the

28:25

season, he's Always gonna side with

28:27

mama. Well, and in this

28:29

case, I think mom's right. Yeah

28:32

But I but I bring up

28:34

the thing about them kissing later

28:36

and like that's enough. I understand

28:38

where Jones coming from because I

28:40

bet anytime they're affectionate, they're hugging,

28:42

they're loving Lucille's like, okay, Oh,

28:45

I don't wanna deal with that, oh.

28:47

So there is this, if you agree

28:49

to have these people in your house,

28:51

then you do need to be comfortable

28:53

with them just building a relationship. She's

28:55

also trying to control their behavior, which

28:58

is, yeah. So

29:00

there's some insidiousness, not insidiousness, but manipulation. That

29:02

makes me, as far as me being

29:04

at how the house that offends me, I

29:06

mean, it's my house. And

29:10

she said, why would she say something like

29:12

that? It makes me think she's done an appreciative

29:14

person. Did they not have that in Yukonda? But

29:17

she is. Is that

29:19

not one of the values?

29:21

Yeah. Hakuna Matata? I think

29:23

this is actually a perfect

29:25

example of two people who

29:27

have really good points, who

29:29

aren't, who an example of their

29:31

focusing their energy towards each other

29:34

when they should be focusing on

29:36

the person that's causing all of

29:38

the drama. And that is Greg.

29:41

Yes, 100%. But she can't say

29:43

anything against Greg. Oh, Joan can't

29:45

or not, Joan. Lucille can't say a

29:47

bad word about her son ever. If

29:49

she did, she probably would say it

29:51

lightly with Stryker and she'd fall down

29:53

dead. He has to be an only

29:55

child, right? Has to be. Has to

29:58

be. Or. a

30:00

sister who she despises or all the

30:03

kids living in like fucking California or

30:05

Montana moved away in Washington. So

30:07

later on, Greg does get back

30:09

and she was like, how to go?

30:12

He's like, that's fine, I guess.

30:14

A lot of a lot of tech

30:16

questions. And but also before

30:18

that, Greg does get back and Lucille

30:20

tells him about it and about what

30:22

happened, what just happened. He's like, oh. And

30:26

they always say it like to talk to her

30:28

about that when she says it, they both make

30:30

this face like they both have a little bit of

30:32

diarrhea. Like she's like, and she said to me,

30:34

I didn't like that. And Greg

30:36

goes, oh, yeah. And,

30:39

uh, and it

30:41

went, Joan does say when she's when,

30:43

uh, and she's like, it's OK,

30:46

Lucille, we're going to leave soon. And

30:48

Lucille goes, you're going to like

30:50

that, right? And she's like, oh,

30:52

yes, I am. Yes.

30:54

It's a great scene. a

30:56

very passive aggressive scene of

30:58

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was worried about Lucille, but

32:14

she's brought it as the season

32:16

has progressed. She has, she

32:18

has brought it. But she so

32:21

she says he tells her

32:23

she tells him about the basket

32:25

of socks. I have to

32:27

ask you. Oh, did

32:29

you hear that? I did

32:31

hear that. That is her. That's

32:33

the upstairs person dropping things

32:35

consistently. Oh, boy. She's

32:37

so loud. We really have to move

32:39

you to a question or somewhere. Question.

32:42

Oh, I know. I will never live on the bottom

32:44

floor ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever again. So

32:46

how? How

32:51

long do you

32:53

wait before an unmatched

32:55

sock loses its? Loses

32:58

its its will to be matched

33:00

for me to throw them away.

33:03

I have a rule Yeah, three

33:05

laundries if I haven't found it

33:07

by the third laundry. It's gone

33:09

for my mind go in the

33:11

back of my sock drawer And

33:14

I just periodically throw them away

33:16

after. Or I take them out and

33:18

go, oh, is there any match?

33:20

And sometimes I find the matches. Otherwise,

33:23

for me, it's probably double that

33:25

amount. I guarantee you these socks

33:27

are four and five years old. Older.

33:30

And y 'all, most of these

33:32

socks are ones that Greg has

33:34

jizzed on and thrown them

33:36

away. Sit

33:39

with that. They're

33:41

the mates that it goes. I'm

33:46

a sock that has a

33:48

gist on mate. Because

33:51

all those socks have

33:53

been thrown away. So

33:56

these poor socks with

33:58

gist on mates are single

34:00

and they will always

34:02

be. It's almost like they

34:05

were assaulted. I

34:08

don't like this. Every

34:10

single sock in there.

34:12

has a former sock

34:14

that is now passed

34:16

away that was so

34:18

crusted in jizz, like

34:20

hardened jizz. Yeah. Yeah.

34:24

It would break in half

34:26

with the right amount of pressure.

34:28

Please. Can we move

34:31

on? Please. socks are

34:33

just mourning their jizzed

34:35

on partners. I

34:38

just want to talk about these people. But

34:41

I'm saying this has taken

34:43

seven years to accrue this many

34:45

socks. Yeah. And

34:47

it is insane that there is a whole

34:49

laundry basket of socks. It's insane. There's

34:52

a whole laundry basket. And there's two of

34:54

them. There's two of them.

34:56

There was two laundry baskets of them? No,

34:58

there's two of those people who live in that

35:00

house. Oh, yeah. This isn't a family of

35:02

seven. And

35:04

this isn't like a love

35:06

is blind, Monica's family where there's

35:08

just a loose, loose basket

35:11

of socks that everyone goes into

35:13

whenever the mood hits them.

35:15

I still feel it's like it's

35:17

weird. And I'm sorry if

35:19

you have a sock. I

35:21

know. I think there was a consensus. I

35:23

find it weird. Most people don't. Yeah.

35:27

A basket of loose socks. So

35:30

we will move on. But I

35:32

said before. They were all all

35:34

of them. All a lot of

35:37

those socks lost mates in the

35:39

Great Jizz War. Yeah. Of Greg.

35:43

Yeah. They were

35:45

fallen comrades. Riddled

35:48

with gizmos. We can we're

35:50

moving on now. And if you bring

35:52

it up again, I'm just telling Christina that

35:54

I'm going to. I'm going to. I

35:56

just love the idea of a sock just

35:58

going, I miss my mate. He's

36:00

gone now. He

36:03

fell victim to a

36:05

jizz spraying. They

36:10

all have

36:12

PTSD. Later

36:17

on, he's outside and

36:19

they're talking. He's like,

36:23

you know, mom, you do a lot

36:25

for us and for everybody. So I'll

36:27

talk to her. And Joan's asking,

36:29

how'd you do in the interview? And

36:31

he's like, I don't know, 75, 8 %

36:33

and y 'all the withering look she gives

36:35

him. And she's like, if I get

36:38

an 80, I need at least five nineties. And he's like,

36:40

well, that's good. You'll be good for our kids. And

36:42

y 'all, 80 has always

36:44

been more than satisfactory for

36:46

Greg. Oh, and

36:49

my brother would tell his

36:51

kids D is for diploma. What?

36:56

Is he serious? Yes. He's

36:58

like, boys, do your best. Just remember Diaz

37:00

for a diploma. And I went, actually, I don't

37:02

think it is. I'm

37:05

trying to fathom that because that

37:08

was never the rule in my house.

37:10

think he said it because they

37:12

both were like really smart kids and

37:14

did really well. So right, right,

37:16

right. Issue. Did

37:18

your brother do well in school?

37:20

Oh, no, he flunked out. My brother's

37:22

actually really smart. He just was

37:25

he was working and making money and got

37:27

like a job where he made a lot of

37:29

money. And then he and my sister -in -law

37:31

got pregnant. And

37:33

the rest is history. Yes,

37:36

it is. Yeah. So then he

37:38

says he asked about what she said.

37:40

She's like, you know, I was kind

37:42

of testing her patients and just testing

37:44

to see what she would do. And

37:46

he said, is it always going

37:48

to be a test with you? Yes. And

37:50

yes, it kind of is. I

37:53

feel like that's Joan, especially

37:55

where they where they are

37:57

in their marriage. She's Joan

38:00

of needs to run the show. I'm telling you,

38:02

these women are more alike than they are

38:04

different. I agree with you. You don't

38:06

need to run the show. You can

38:09

a man can meet a woman across the

38:11

world and still end up marrying his

38:13

mother. Think about

38:15

it. Yeah, you're right. But

38:20

Joan says, look, the

38:23

first time we hear this, she says,

38:25

two days before I flew here, I

38:27

got nervous. And I asked if we

38:29

could cancel this because I have no

38:31

one here. This was new information. It

38:33

is new. And he's like, she has

38:35

to stand up for me, but he

38:37

took his mom's side. And

38:40

Greg's like, well, we're going to have to deal with

38:42

this for a little while. I

38:44

still think they will get married. I,

38:48

I just think Joan

38:50

will get used to

38:52

sadly suffering. Um,

38:54

and I think she'll get

38:56

used to Lucille. And

38:59

I, I do think they're

39:01

still, I think once they're

39:03

married and especially once they

39:06

have children, yeah, it's

39:08

going to be Lucille and

39:10

Joan kind of banding together, running

39:12

the, running the ship and

39:14

trying to keep Greg from like.

39:17

dragging them into some fucking.

39:19

Yeah. I

39:21

agree. Um, let's

39:23

move on to the

39:25

thrupple. Oh,

39:28

I'm on a mat and

39:30

on a. Um. They

39:33

are OK. This was. I

39:36

cared less and less as

39:38

the season goes on about them,

39:40

but I am interested in

39:43

kind of. the changing colors of

39:45

Ani and how she talks

39:47

about things and kind of yes

39:49

how she presents things and

39:51

how she is you can see

39:54

her kind of pulling away

39:56

and It's interesting at the same

39:58

time. She's trying to both

40:00

She's she's holding out one hand

40:02

quick come on keep giving

40:05

me this and also she's pushing

40:07

away and both of them

40:09

are picking up on that It

40:11

makes me wonder and I

40:13

don't know what the angle is

40:16

like. Is Ani playing

40:18

them? She's playing them. I

40:20

do. I do think they are

40:22

so stupid. She's getting, they're getting

40:24

played by Ani. I kind of

40:26

think she is too. And

40:28

I do think it's odd

40:31

that Ani is planning on moving

40:33

to the US, marrying this

40:35

person. And it is, I

40:37

do agree with. Amani

40:39

and Matt on this. Yeah, maybe

40:41

not tell your family, but your daughter

40:43

that you live with should have some

40:45

idea. Yeah, of what

40:47

she said. I think there's

40:49

a little bit of mistranslation going on

40:51

or lost in translation because they ask

40:54

her about what does Antonella think about

40:56

us? And they're like, oh, she doesn't

40:58

know anything. But they met

41:00

them before. They met

41:02

her before. So I think they

41:04

had to be the friends. I think

41:06

what they, what they're trying to say is

41:08

you should tell her who we are.

41:11

And they're like, they're the same age. Y

41:13

'all, the way she's raised this child is

41:15

innocent of everything. Um,

41:17

it does seem like she has

41:19

separated her life as a dancer.

41:22

Yes, I get the daughter doesn't even

41:24

know what she does. She doesn't want

41:26

lies about. Yep. What that what she

41:29

does to the daughter yep, and she

41:31

wants to do everything she can as

41:33

she said I'm a strict mother to

41:35

make sure her daughter doesn't have to

41:37

do what she has to do you

41:39

can tell her lives are separate and

41:41

That's that's exactly what would happen if

41:43

she moved to the US with her

41:45

daughter She would find a way to

41:47

Kind of still be in a business

41:49

arrangement with them mm -hmm, and I guarantee

41:52

you as soon as she could get

41:55

naturalized, she would be out and

41:57

find a way out of that situation.

41:59

I think so too. She is

42:01

seeing this as a way to go

42:03

to the US. I think, I

42:05

think Ani is, is, is the con

42:07

here. And I don't fault her

42:09

at all with these idiots, especially with

42:11

Amani, who I feel like wants

42:13

to put her in some type of

42:15

slavery thing and just have her

42:17

be the brood mayor and have Matt

42:19

father the kids. and then

42:21

have some fucked up thing where she

42:23

just takes care of all the kids

42:25

and Amani and Matt live upstairs, which

42:28

I still it still feels like that to

42:30

me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I

42:32

they're they're going to Tijuana

42:34

to see her daughter and. And

42:38

but they haven't met. I guess she

42:40

has sons. They have not met her sons.

42:42

They're older. I believe they are in

42:44

Guadalajara. OK. And Ani says,

42:46

well, I have to work tonight.

42:48

And Amani goes, what? She's

42:51

like, well, baby, I gotta pay for my

42:53

things. And Imani's like, ugh, I get jealous

42:55

it. I don't any of your guys touching

42:57

you. I mean, she does say to her

42:59

credit, she just says, I know it's hypocritical,

43:02

but y 'all, when someone's just like, I'm jealous in Middle

43:04

Eastern. When they say, which

43:06

you know a thing about that

43:09

from the men you've dated. Yeah,

43:11

I can speak to that. It's

43:13

a real fucking thing. I can

43:16

speak to that. Yes. Yes. Yes.

43:18

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

43:20

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

43:23

Yes. Yes. Yes.

43:29

Yes. Yes. Yes.

43:31

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

43:36

Yes. I, Yes I do want to

43:38

say that led me back to

43:40

shut up. You have no idea of

43:43

what this woman's life is like.

43:45

And you haven't even thought about what

43:47

her life is like and what

43:49

they have to go through in her

43:51

life. And the fact that it's

43:53

to me, it's a fact that it's

43:55

ridiculous that they've known each other

43:57

for a while now years. And Amani

43:59

and Matt don't know any fucking

44:02

Spanish at all. It's

44:04

that. And the fact that

44:06

they're pissed off that she gets gifts

44:08

from other men, the child gets gifts

44:10

from other men that she knows. And

44:12

they're like, well, can

44:15

she why can she it's weird

44:17

that like, can she live without

44:19

the financial support of these men?

44:21

No, you're no one

44:23

who's going to do it. Europe,

44:25

you're morons. This is

44:27

her business plan of life is

44:29

to meet people at these

44:31

clubs, flirt with them, go out

44:33

with them. I'm not

44:35

saying she that that Amani

44:37

that Ani does sex work. Well,

44:40

come on. I don't

44:42

think you get a townhouse like that until you

44:44

want if you don't come on. Her place

44:46

is nice. Come on.

44:49

When she talks about these

44:51

older men. Yeah, come

44:54

on. And

44:57

you know what? She probably doesn't feel bad about her

44:59

at all. And I'm not saying she should. I'm

45:01

saying that the other couple is

45:03

saying, why would she do that with

45:05

these other people? That's

45:08

in her life. It's so

45:10

weird that they're so close -minded

45:12

and puritanical about these things. They

45:14

only want her to be with

45:16

them. And the

45:18

idea of a

45:20

thruple is being more

45:22

free. with that and

45:24

that's exact opposite of what they want.

45:26

Yeah. So

45:29

later on, Ani's just sucking on

45:31

a juice box. It looks

45:33

ridiculous. It makes me laugh so

45:35

fucking hard. And

45:37

they keep saying, we see

45:39

Antonella who's a very cute

45:41

child and she hugs both

45:43

Amani and Matt and then

45:45

it goes right for her

45:47

gifts. So the child's been

45:49

probably pretty spoiled. if

45:52

all these men are giving her

45:54

gifts. And as

45:56

you said before, Ani says, I'm very

45:58

strict in my parenting. And

46:00

she's like, how are we going to navigate?

46:02

How are we going to navigate all this? And

46:05

really haven't talked about anything.

46:08

And then they're like, maybe we could like make it

46:10

feel like I want our home to feel like it's

46:12

your home and we're going to respect your rules. That's

46:14

not true. They're going

46:17

to try to. I

46:19

don't you can't. You can't

46:21

be in a house and

46:23

co -parent together with having

46:25

different rules for different children. No.

46:29

I don't think that's, is that possible? I

46:32

can't even imagine. I imagine that.

46:34

It doesn't feel like that would work.

46:37

Um, because they're even saying, and then

46:39

you hear Imani say, this feels

46:41

like very every day with, we're like

46:43

working, we're like spelling with her

46:45

daughter. But you know, something is missing.

46:48

Babies. And I went, This is

46:50

your weird fantasy of your

46:52

your husband fucking some other woman

46:54

for more babies in this

46:56

because I guarantee you she doesn't

46:58

want to have any other

47:00

babies. No, she wants a money

47:02

to father the rest to

47:05

money to have the rest of

47:07

quote their babies. So it's

47:09

almost like this kind of big

47:11

cult family they raise. It's

47:13

sick. I it's this this whole

47:15

thing feels so fucking dark to

47:17

me. Yeah. But no, I

47:19

get it. It feels that way too. And

47:21

so they leave her drinking juice box.

47:23

Exactly. They leave her to have some

47:26

time with her daughter before she goes

47:28

to work at the strip club. And

47:30

Imani is like, I'm just

47:32

really pissed till I really think

47:34

like a man sometimes. And

47:37

she's like, I tell you what, she needs to stop

47:39

that because I will not accept that in the US.

47:42

So again, putting

47:44

restrictions, it's more whatever

47:46

they're trying to think about

47:48

this ethical non monogamy thing,

47:50

which is about opening up

47:52

your mind. They want to

47:54

restrict. Yeah, they want to

47:56

restrict and control. And,

47:58

you know, and if it's

48:00

supposed to be. Any

48:02

doesn't understand the concept either because

48:05

now she is controlling things in

48:07

her own way and like we

48:09

said kind of Shifting we're seeing

48:11

different colors of her which is

48:13

so indicative that it is a

48:15

con Yeah, but for some reason

48:17

I'm all for it for her

48:19

No, I'm all for it get

48:21

yours get yours. I worry about

48:23

her safety because I wouldn't put

48:25

it past this woman to like

48:28

order a hit on her or something like

48:30

that. That's the way it feels dangerous. Amani's

48:34

nuts. Matt's just as we see. agree.

48:36

Matt is just fucking clueless and even more

48:38

that they get to this place and

48:40

they're sitting in Amani's like, well, she says

48:42

in her talking head, she told me

48:44

she loved him, loved me more than him.

48:46

And this is I don't want to

48:49

tell him, but I don't want to tell

48:51

him secrets. I called. I knew that

48:53

she would do this. Yeah. No, she loves

48:55

this. She loves telling him. So she

48:57

does this is what she wanted. And

49:00

of course, exactly what she wanted.

49:02

It's what Matt is. I think

49:04

what Matt is feeling, but he

49:06

doesn't have the brain cells to

49:08

put together is something. And Matt's

49:10

gut tells him that this feels

49:12

like a con or it feels

49:14

off. No, he's right. And but

49:16

he doesn't know that that's what

49:18

it is. So when she tells

49:20

him this, so it's the, you

49:22

know, why? A

49:24

narcissist will fall for

49:26

a con quicker than almost

49:28

anyone, because the con

49:30

knows to butter them up

49:33

and flatter them. And

49:35

I don't know if Matt's a narcissist,

49:37

Amani is for sure. No, I'm talking about,

49:39

that's what I'm talking about Amani. But

49:41

with Matt, he just doesn't really, obviously he

49:43

doesn't give anything much thought. But anyway,

49:45

I was going to tell him, but you

49:48

know when something, the information

49:50

that's shared with you isn't necessarily, it's

49:52

You have a reaction to it, but

49:54

it's not really about that information I

49:56

think he's having an erection to everything

49:58

because when she tells him this he

50:00

of course is like It's hurtful and

50:02

you should have told me that immediately.

50:04

He's like you should have told me

50:06

that immediately So now he's not mistrusting

50:08

just Ani. He's mistrusting the entire relationship

50:10

with Amani as well He says why

50:12

would I want to pursue a relationship

50:14

with someone who doesn't have feelings for

50:16

me? And then Amani says I can't

50:18

have you shut this for down this

50:20

relationship And

50:22

I went, wow. I

50:26

never wanted to put him

50:28

in this. I can't make

50:30

her have feelings for you.

50:32

So now he's going to

50:34

be like this. This is

50:36

perfect for her because now

50:38

she gets to force because

50:40

she knows and she knows

50:43

in a sense that they

50:45

are sexually attracted to one

50:47

another. And they

50:49

bang a lot. But

50:51

Ani is telling her it's

50:53

Ani is telling her

50:55

that emotionally it's her. And

50:57

so then she thinks

50:59

now all the control is

51:01

mine because he will

51:03

have no no hold over

51:05

her. It'll only be

51:07

me and what I let

51:09

him have of Ani.

51:11

It's so sick. Yeah,

51:13

it happens more than you think. So.

51:17

He kind of finally goes in

51:19

the bedroom. You hear him say

51:21

How did I get myself into

51:23

this and she just yells me

51:26

the room? I love you I

51:28

Can say this is just one

51:30

of the grossest car wrecks We've

51:32

been made to watch once their

51:34

kids get older. They're gonna get

51:36

divorced Totally and let well know

51:38

because I think she makes all

51:40

the money and he doesn't want

51:42

to work Well, I think he

51:44

has been a he has been

51:47

the house husband. Yeah. Yeah. So

51:49

what could he do? Because if they

51:51

got divorced, she would leave him with nothing.

51:55

Probably. Yeah. Yeah. So

51:57

this guy's stuck. Time

52:00

for Mr. Mom. Well,

52:03

it is Mr. Mom. It all looks

52:05

y 'all the snow. It looks fucking

52:07

brutal. God, he's

52:09

got little baby David.

52:12

Just grabbing him and the baby's

52:14

crying. I guess they've they've created

52:16

that little put like a briar

52:18

in the baby's costume because that

52:20

baby cries every time. time. Every

52:23

time. Squeeze the babies and y 'all little

52:25

dime a tap is sick. Dime a tap

52:27

needs some dime a tap. And

52:29

he's like, what do you want for breakfast? It's

52:32

like, can I have macaroni and cheese? And

52:34

of course, one doesn't understand you don't

52:36

make kids that for breakfast. But he tries

52:38

and I immediately before they even noticed

52:40

and I went, he's not draining the pasta.

52:42

He's not draining the pasta. You

52:44

saw this happening. And so he

52:46

kind of made this macaroni and

52:48

cheese soup. And

52:51

y 'all, like every child, they're

52:53

not happy of the effort that

52:55

it makes. He puts the there

52:57

and he goes, this isn't supposed

52:59

to be wet. Make it again. Sounds

53:03

like this hits close to home

53:05

to you. And you think I'm just

53:07

saying children are not are not

53:09

respectful of effort. So you don't cook

53:11

for children. Have you ever? I

53:14

have. And they usually if it's

53:16

not familiar to what they like, they

53:19

they're not respectful of it. They're

53:21

like, this isn't so and so.

53:24

It's very black and white to kids. And

53:27

in other words, they they there is

53:29

no respect for effort. for

53:31

someone cooking. Children will just say, I

53:33

don't like this. Yeah. Yeah.

53:35

And the mom goes, but

53:37

I slaved away. They're like, so,

53:39

so I don't like it. And,

53:43

uh, and Juan

53:45

is basically is saying, uh,

53:47

in the US, this

53:49

comes in a box, mac and cheese, but in

53:51

Columbia, you buy the pasta and then the cheese

53:53

and you add it in. And

53:55

other people factor, people realizing that

53:57

American food is trash. Yeah.

53:59

And I don't know. I love me some

54:01

crap macaroni and cheese. No, I grew up

54:04

on it. I did not.

54:07

I had it for the first time in

54:09

college. What? I had never had

54:11

crap macaroni and cheese before growing up.

54:13

Nope. We never, like people made the homemade

54:16

mac and cheese with that baked in

54:18

the oven and all that. Yeah. I never

54:20

had that until I was in my

54:22

20s. I never. So you had the box

54:24

kind? Unless I was at a restaurant. Yeah.

54:26

Grandma Hazel always, that's what she'd make

54:29

every time. Meatloaf. Kraft dinner. Kraft macaroni and

54:31

cheese. That's what my mom made. That's

54:33

what cousin Lolo made. That's what everybody made.

54:35

No, I never, I

54:38

never had it. I

54:40

don't buy it anymore. But I do

54:42

buy that there's like the Goodles one

54:44

or whatever it's called. buy Amy's. I like

54:46

the Amy's one. Oh, OK. If

54:49

I'm just making a quick thing like

54:51

a dinner, but like,

54:53

you know, I was never allowed

54:55

to have it because I think

54:57

it's because macaroni and cheese in

54:59

baked macaroni, especially in this area

55:01

of the south where I grew

55:04

up is sacred. You don't

55:06

you don't make macaroni for a box. You

55:09

bring it to an event. It's

55:11

macaroni and cheese. It's

55:14

baked always. It's like, say,

55:16

it's eggs in it usually, and

55:18

it's got a lot of cheese and

55:20

some type of topping on it, like

55:22

breadcrumbs or something like that. Healthy. It's

55:25

not healthy, but it's not from a

55:27

box. And no one,

55:29

I can't, I just, the area I

55:31

grew up in, no one did

55:33

that. Yeah, interesting. Maybe

55:36

it's dust bowl, dust bowl

55:38

leftovers. Possibly.

55:41

Possibly. I mean, some people I grew up

55:43

with, yeah, but no. When

55:46

you go to family

55:48

gatherings and stuff, were there

55:50

just four macaroni and

55:52

cheeses sitting out? We

55:55

didn't have macaroni and cheese. It

55:58

was not a holiday thing meal

56:00

for us. Even like family reunions? No,

56:02

no, no. It was not. It

56:04

was... What would they make? That was

56:06

not... First of all, we... We've

56:08

never had a Marr family reunion because

56:10

somebody's always fighting, so you can't

56:12

get any of them together. But

56:14

even in a holiday dinner, so there

56:16

was no macaroni and cheese. No, it was

56:19

like, big on now broccoli cheese casserole.

56:21

That was a big thing. Yeah, that's big

56:23

for us too. like, why have that?

56:25

And my mother always thought it's ridiculous to

56:27

have broccoli and cheese casserole and then

56:29

macaroni and cheese. But macaroni cheese is a

56:31

starch, a completely different casserole. But there's

56:34

both so much cheese in it. Oh, I

56:36

see. because it's broccoli, cheese and rice

56:38

and that casserole. Oh, ours doesn't have rice.

56:42

What would what would you do

56:44

other than starches? What would

56:46

you do for? What

56:48

would we have? My because

56:50

for my family gatherings, it was

56:53

so starch heavy like there

56:55

was like a rice casserole. It

56:57

was all start a pineapple

56:59

casserole with sharp cheese. Like

57:02

sharp sharp cheddar and pineapple. Yes.

57:04

That sounds my aunt Jane's specialty.

57:06

Was it good? You know,

57:08

it wasn't bad. It's

57:10

crackers on it. Um,

57:13

we just did more than taste that now.

57:15

You are hungry. You're going to have to

57:17

call it Jane for that recipe. Um,

57:20

but yeah, a lot of casseroles, um,

57:22

mac and cheese, sometimes, uh,

57:25

more kind of like the

57:27

version of Mormon funeral potatoes.

57:29

Some sometimes that. But,

57:31

um, uh, yeah, those

57:33

were in rolls and stuff like that.

57:35

Lots of starch. There was

57:38

always rolls. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. But

57:40

yeah, there was just potluck.

57:42

There were lay dishes and dishes

57:44

of casseroles. Yeah,

57:46

that's what I grew up with.

57:48

No, I grew up with them too,

57:50

but, um, but just not, not

57:53

just castles, but not macaroni and cheese.

57:55

Yeah. And it's so funny because

57:57

at my last family reunion, my mother's

57:59

family, there were five macaroni and

58:01

cheeses. Five different

58:03

ones. And did they wear

58:05

they all eaten? Not all

58:07

of them, but everyone tried different ones.

58:11

Five. Is

58:13

this do you are you able to

58:15

walk into an accepted or is it script?

58:17

Y 'all, because poodle hates when there's too

58:19

many starches. I hate it. Well, it's

58:22

just I don't have meals like that. I

58:25

have no control over that. I

58:27

just think that there's, um, if

58:29

I'm going to make, uh, if I'm

58:32

going to plan a meal, I'll, I'll be

58:34

making something and I'll, I'll, I'll assign

58:36

everyone something. Yeah. He

58:39

will. You don't need something

58:41

potatoes and pasta and bread. You

58:43

know, I asked about this

58:45

and I regret it. We should

58:47

move on. I know you

58:49

should regret it. Should be

58:51

known. Anyway.

58:55

We need get to McGinn, McGinn, whatever

58:57

the fuck is their name? Regardless,

58:59

Dimotap says, mom, can you pick

59:01

us up a pizza? OK.

59:04

And later in, mom brings in, what's the

59:06

other boy? Deficit. Deficit.

59:10

And Juan's making asparagus and

59:12

fish. And obviously, he

59:14

didn't even ask the kids what they wanted. Because

59:17

they're like, he's like, I like asparagus. And he's

59:19

like, not fish. He's like, no, the kids either. Don't

59:22

they know this? that

59:24

well, maybe not because you know, the

59:26

kids are cute, I will say.

59:28

Um, they, uh, no neck monsters.

59:30

Oh, they are cute. They're all cute

59:33

little toads. Um, of course

59:35

she doesn't like fish. She's from A.

59:37

It's all cows there and B. It's

59:39

landlocked as fuck. Yep. I

59:41

did not grow up with fish.

59:43

I grew up with catfish and then

59:45

frozen fish. Yeah. Did you,

59:47

did you, did you have it

59:49

fried? Was that the only way?

59:51

Fried catfish. Yeah. Well, no, you

59:53

get it blackened. Black enterprise with

59:55

like little crawfish on them. Very

59:57

spicy. Yeah. No,

1:00:00

I that's what I would have at

1:00:02

two frogs. You could get two frogs, the

1:00:04

Cajun place. You could get fish where

1:00:06

I was a lot. You're a lot of

1:00:08

trout on the ocean. Yeah. Yeah. We

1:00:10

were on the ocean. It was five hours

1:00:12

to the ocean. But a border of

1:00:14

your thing was like, and there were a

1:00:16

lot of freshwater lakes. And

1:00:18

people that were, you could do trout, you

1:00:20

could do catfish. There were

1:00:22

sometimes you could do a lot

1:00:24

of salmon. You could get

1:00:27

fish too. You're delivered within like

1:00:29

12 hours. Yeah, you couldn't

1:00:31

get that in Oklahoma. So we

1:00:33

were a lot of steak

1:00:35

too. Quite landlocked. Quite landlocked. Anyway,

1:00:37

so yeah. It looked

1:00:39

good, Juan Hanks. Appreciate it. I

1:00:41

thought he was trying to give his kid fish. And

1:00:43

they sit down to eat and he basically tells

1:00:45

you, like, I'm not really feeling good about myself. And

1:00:47

I feel down. I don't feel like I'm the

1:00:49

man of the house. And

1:00:51

Mr. Mom, Michael Keaton is tired,

1:00:53

y 'all. He just, it literally does

1:00:55

sound like, it did sound

1:00:58

like. It was really hard work doing

1:01:00

with the kids, with the kids who

1:01:02

was sick. And then I put macaroni

1:01:04

and cheese and I made it wrong

1:01:06

and I don't feel good. And

1:01:08

I understand that he's in this.

1:01:10

This fucking he's like gone on the

1:01:12

other side of the wall in

1:01:14

the game of thrones. He's in the

1:01:16

fucking north. I don't know why

1:01:18

the baby is crying. It's cold as

1:01:20

fuck. It's miserable. It's the sun

1:01:22

sets at 1 35 PM in the

1:01:24

afternoon. If you're lucky, so

1:01:26

I get these depressed, but I do

1:01:28

understand what Jessica is saying. She's

1:01:31

like You can't work and do another

1:01:33

job. So you're a dad now

1:01:35

suck it up. I I

1:01:37

guess she didn't say that to him.

1:01:39

I guess I kind of wanted him

1:01:41

to her to say, instead of, yeah,

1:01:43

I did it before. I

1:01:45

guess I kind of wanted her to say,

1:01:47

yeah, this transition is going to be hard for

1:01:49

all of us. I do wish she could.

1:01:51

She can do both things. She can say, I

1:01:53

can validate what you're feeling. And this is

1:01:55

the reality. So how are we going to get

1:01:58

through this? Because all I could stare at

1:02:00

was that crimped hair with the bangs. I

1:02:02

know. So

1:02:04

she just needs. It's

1:02:06

bad. She's going to have

1:02:08

better hair. She's an attractive woman.

1:02:11

She's really cute. Every time

1:02:13

she brings in this like horrible,

1:02:16

like self made hairdo with the

1:02:18

crimp and those fucking bangs

1:02:20

that we know are poking her

1:02:22

eyes. What if Mejin is

1:02:24

her hairstylist? I wouldn't. I wouldn't

1:02:26

be surprised either. And every

1:02:28

and you can tell when production

1:02:30

has done her hair because

1:02:33

she looks stunning. looks stunning.

1:02:35

She does. She's gonna look great

1:02:37

in the tell -all. I'm telling y 'all now.

1:02:39

Yeah, I agree. Can we talk about bowling,

1:02:41

please? Please. We're bowling. And

1:02:44

we're with Majinn,

1:02:46

Herbie, and Chandler. Yeah.

1:02:50

These feel fake names. It does.

1:02:52

Yeah, I mean, I've never met

1:02:54

a Herbie in my entire life.

1:02:56

I just think of Herbie the

1:02:58

Lovebug or Herbie from Gypsy. And

1:03:00

that's all. Yeah. That's

1:03:02

your all that away from

1:03:04

me. That's all the

1:03:06

Herbie's that I know. Was

1:03:09

there a Herbie? I

1:03:11

was trying to give any other Herbie's. I

1:03:13

mean, is your real name Herbert? I

1:03:15

guess I guess the name. I like it

1:03:17

a lot, actually. Herbert. I

1:03:20

think it's pretty. Sounds

1:03:22

like Sherburton. I love Sherburton.

1:03:24

But Herbert's not pretty. But

1:03:26

like Herbie, that's a cute name.

1:03:28

It's too many R's. Herbert. Herber.

1:03:31

Herber. God, bring us back, Marion

1:03:33

Williams. Herber. Herber.

1:03:38

Herber. Y 'all find

1:03:40

a producer of Marion Williams and tell him

1:03:42

to call us. Please. I'll almost invest in

1:03:44

the show at this point. So.

1:03:46

They're bowling and you

1:03:48

can see Majin is

1:03:50

looking uncomfortable tonight. And

1:03:53

at one point she falls, which I

1:03:55

enjoyed. And one's like, that's karma. That's

1:03:58

coming out. You can

1:04:00

tell one doesn't really have

1:04:02

a main streak. But

1:04:04

he doesn't suffer fools. But

1:04:06

he does for Majin. And

1:04:09

when she's been working, have

1:04:12

you been showing? Jessica, you can trust

1:04:14

you in front of everyone. And

1:04:16

he's like, well, how about quitting my

1:04:18

job and leaving everything and coming here? Smiles.

1:04:22

And that's when Majin is like, I didn't

1:04:24

know you're 100 % here for Jessica. I'm

1:04:27

not. I'm not. And one's like, I'm

1:04:29

sick and tired of this. And I'm tired

1:04:31

of you bringing it up. And I'm

1:04:33

thankful he did this. And this is between

1:04:35

me and her. And thank God, Cal

1:04:37

Patty stepped in. Yeah. Cal

1:04:39

Patty stepped in it. And

1:04:42

said, Jesus, we feel

1:04:44

like this is always going to

1:04:46

happen with you and Juan. So

1:04:48

why would we want to hang out with

1:04:50

you? I I think this

1:04:52

is I I know we call

1:04:54

her Calvary overdue. Overdo I

1:04:56

have to say I have to use her her Christian

1:04:58

name kudos to Jessica on this because we do

1:05:00

not see this a lot on a day fiance. People

1:05:03

just sit there and let their partners. I

1:05:06

appreciate her not only validating

1:05:08

but saying like when she said.

1:05:11

We don't want to hang out

1:05:13

with you, and I was

1:05:15

shook. A meddler is

1:05:17

the lowest form of

1:05:19

life in your relationship. They

1:05:21

will be like that fucking

1:05:23

shanker on your penis that you

1:05:25

get from syphilis. that

1:05:27

will just itch and itch and itch

1:05:29

until you take that last bit of

1:05:31

antibiotics. I'm glad this is our last

1:05:33

show of the week because you were

1:05:35

on something. We're

1:05:37

all ready. Did you learn in sex

1:05:40

ed that it was called, that a

1:05:42

syphilis sore was called a shanker? I

1:05:44

did not. And my friends

1:05:46

and I thought that was the funniest

1:05:48

thing ever and just called each other shankers.

1:05:50

I have a friend who has a

1:05:52

gay man with the last name Shanker. That's

1:05:55

unfortunate. I think it's spelled

1:05:58

differently. I don't

1:06:00

think your sex ed was

1:06:02

very thorough. Nurse Jan, I

1:06:04

thought she was pretty good. We

1:06:06

was better than what they have now, because now

1:06:08

it's all this Christian Y -weight shit. That's

1:06:10

terrifying. It's terrifying. It is

1:06:12

terrifying. It is terrifying. Isn't

1:06:14

it weird that we might

1:06:16

have had better, clearer sex

1:06:19

education than children in public

1:06:21

school are getting now? Just

1:06:24

terrifying that's why it's important to

1:06:26

vote everyone it is it is

1:06:28

well for sex education. Yeah get

1:06:30

involved in your local level. That's

1:06:33

think about that Anyway, speaking of

1:06:35

something that is terrifying I'll ruin

1:06:37

your life. Yeah, Jesse if you

1:06:39

heard her I'll ruin your life

1:06:41

and Juan Hanks is like Oh

1:06:44

God, is she threatening me? What's

1:06:46

happening ain't nobody gonna ruin

1:06:48

my life Ain't nobody gonna

1:06:50

ruin my life. I know I'm

1:06:53

gonna hold me down. Oh, no, I've

1:06:55

got to keep on burning That's

1:06:57

the show that is the show ladies

1:06:59

and gentlemen and days. Well, I

1:07:01

always forget. What is it? They they

1:07:03

they'll meant there There's a clever

1:07:05

way to ladies gays and days ladies

1:07:07

gays and days. I don't know

1:07:10

why I can never remember that I

1:07:12

Heard something else that was clever

1:07:14

too. I love that the word anyway,

1:07:16

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we are meme strong. Meme

1:08:01

strong. Don't you think? I think our

1:08:03

memes are great. Meme strong? We are

1:08:05

meme strong. Oh, I just

1:08:07

created a new thing. It's going to catch

1:08:09

on. I love this. We're meme strong. No.

1:08:12

I love it. Yeah,

1:08:14

you'll see when Cardi B saying

1:08:16

hashtag meme strong, what you think

1:08:18

about that? It's just hard to

1:08:20

say. So I don't, I

1:08:22

can hardly, don't think it's going to

1:08:24

take off. I just want some validation

1:08:26

sometimes. I'm sorry, I can't

1:08:29

validate it. I'm going to be real. I'm

1:08:31

going to be real with you. I

1:08:33

will never fake. We

1:08:37

call these people lonely hearts because

1:08:39

aren't we all just lonely hearts

1:08:41

looking for love and all the

1:08:44

wrong places poodle? Yes, and if

1:08:46

you have an entire laundry basket

1:08:48

Mostly of your son's socks and

1:08:50

you're wondering where are the other

1:08:52

mates? Where have they gone?

1:08:55

They've gone to their

1:08:58

jizz graves They

1:09:00

were lost and sperm

1:09:02

covered And they're

1:09:04

covered and covered after lives.

1:09:07

And they're now flushed down

1:09:09

the toilet or deep in

1:09:11

a trash can. And you'll

1:09:13

never see them again. So

1:09:15

it's better to throw them

1:09:17

away and let those poor

1:09:19

sperm owners, mourners, have

1:09:21

their own personal

1:09:23

graves. What

1:09:27

are you going

1:09:29

to pick? Hot

1:09:32

jizzies. Y 'all just

1:09:34

call us, call us.