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Bienvenue à Paris. Would you

1:41

like to have your caricature

1:43

done by me, the best caricature

1:46

artist in Paris? Sure.

1:49

I just had an anxiety attack, so

1:51

I just really want to sit down.

1:54

No one can be anxious in Paris. Oh, I

1:57

really want to. Something that looks really

1:59

good. Wow, I've

2:01

never heard a Scottish accent so

2:03

poor. It's all I can

2:05

do. Please, please sit down. Please

2:08

sit down while I pinch your extremely, very,

2:10

very accurate caricature. Could you bring

2:12

out my eyes? Put

2:16

a little bit here. Make you

2:18

look like a pig here. Yes.

2:21

Can you make me look like Christina

2:24

Ricci, a monster? She was so hot.

2:28

I'm not familiar with that movie, but I do

2:30

love Amélie. What is your

2:32

name? My name

2:34

is Pierre. Can you

2:36

not tell from my extremely French classes?

2:39

What is your full name? I like a

2:41

full name. My name is Pierre-Mark

2:45

Leblanc. Where

2:49

did you study? I

2:52

studied in the school of life. Painting

2:57

portraits, painting beautiful people,

3:00

painting beautiful women. So

3:03

many beautiful women come here to

3:05

have the portrait painted. Thank you.

3:08

Is that why you smell like cigarettes? That's

3:10

a great French person. Oh

3:15

my God, you're working so hard. Tell me,

3:18

tell me, do you have two

3:20

beautiful women? Do you have sweethearts at

3:22

home? Your men must be so lucky.

3:26

We're lesbians. We're together. Quel

3:28

do mauche. Oh

3:30

my. I don't know what that means. Oh,

3:33

what a waste. Hey,

3:35

could you do it where I'm holding

3:37

a croissant? Oh

3:40

yes. Here we go. Well.

3:44

Of course, I'm the only caricature artist who

3:47

winds up with two lesbians. Are

3:49

you almost done? Are you

3:52

going to propose? Are you going

3:54

to propose? That is a beautiful

3:56

city to propose. I

3:58

agree. I agree. Uh,

4:01

yike, yike, uh...

4:04

What is wrong? What is wrong? Smaller,

4:07

smaller lesbian. Like five years,

4:09

six years. That's

4:11

fine, that's fine. Oh! We

4:14

can wave. I believe someone has this... How

4:17

does this question in English say, cold

4:19

feet? She has the cold

4:21

feet. We already live in a van, bro.

4:23

Here is

4:27

the caricature. You must see, it

4:30

is extremely accurate. One,

4:32

two, three! It

4:36

is beautiful, no? What

4:39

the fuck? Yeah,

4:41

you look just like, uh... You look

4:44

like one of the characters from Phil

4:46

Laurens' roof. I wanted

4:48

to look like Christina Ricci, not

4:50

Charlie Thoreau from Monster. Ooh,

4:53

beautiful women in that movie. Hello,

4:58

this is Captain Poodle speaking. Are

5:00

you ready to find love? That's

5:03

a boy, matey. Love.

5:10

Exciting and new.

5:14

Go online. They're

5:18

catfishing you. Shocker.

5:21

Beyoncé. Soon

5:26

you'll be flying to parts

5:29

unknown. 90-day

5:31

Beyoncé. Marrying

5:34

someone you've only met on

5:36

your phone. Be

5:39

they French or Chinese, a

5:41

brand-new K-1 visa's the

5:43

key. The key

5:46

to what, Poodle? To love.

5:50

It's reality, yeah, let's love! This

6:01

is Toh. Au revoir. Le

6:05

petit lesbians. Le petit lesbians. This

6:09

is not a gay fiance the other

6:12

way. Are we sure this wasn't Lin-Manuel

6:14

Miranda? Just in

6:18

a fake beard caricature like... Yes. Because

6:21

it looks like they just put some weird character

6:24

glasses on somebody. It does. It

6:26

does. It does. This

6:30

is Toh. This is Toh. Season 6,

6:32

episode 14. Reality

6:35

Frights. Love it. How...

6:38

How are we... Okay, we're

6:41

not even into October yet. No. This

6:43

is going to go through the year, right? Yes.

6:48

What else do we have to do? I'm... Here's

6:52

why I'm saying this. Their storyline...

6:56

...feels like we've got maybe

6:58

four one-hour episodes left. And

7:04

I don't think Corona

7:06

and Inkey has a lot more left to go. Oh,

7:08

they're on a... I

7:10

think Josh and Lily have plenty. Well,

7:13

that's because they have literally the same argument every

7:15

single time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They haven't moved anywhere.

7:18

And the way he passively aggressively talks

7:20

to her, I would murder

7:22

him if someone ever talked to me like

7:24

that. Yeah, I will talk... I'm

7:27

not fans of both of them,

7:29

honestly. I don't know. But

7:31

fair. But as soon as we say that,

7:33

you can't just say, I'm not unlike both

7:36

of them. No, I mean, we'll

7:38

talk about him in the section. Yeah, yeah. That

7:40

was awful. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

7:42

yeah. He was awful. Poor Jared.

7:46

Bless his heart. Well, that and they

7:48

make him carry a fucking mattress.

7:50

I know. You don't invite a guest to your house

7:52

to... Do you know how

7:54

unwieldy a mattress is? I mean, I guess

7:56

that is family. To be fair, I've shown up to an

7:59

aunt's or uncle's house. And they're like, hey baby, since you're

8:01

here, can you help me move this? So that's family. But

8:03

you drove 10 minutes. He flew

8:05

to China. Yeah,

8:07

it's true. Yeah, he might be a little tired. Anyway,

8:12

announcements. Golden

8:15

Bachelorette. We're

8:17

two episodes in. I like it. Love it.

8:20

Yeah, it's great. We

8:22

also have a new season of Life

8:24

After Lockup coming up this week. For

8:27

those of you that, that's normally on RG Plus, on

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the $8 tier. However,

8:32

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because Poodle won't sign up for

8:39

anything if he doesn't get it for free once. Nope.

8:42

So. It's not in

8:44

my DNA. So

8:46

with that. I gotta

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know what I'm buying. So based off that

8:50

principle, you're gonna get an episode of Love

8:52

After Lockup this week and

8:54

you're gonna get, Love is, you're gonna

8:57

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9:00

is Blind drops six episodes. Love is

9:02

Blind season seven drops six episodes on

9:04

October 2nd. Love is Blind

9:06

US we should say. Oh God, that's annoying.

9:08

We really should. I think we just need

9:10

to say Love is Blind and then Love

9:13

is Blind UK. We don't need to qualify

9:15

with US. Then that makes, then the US

9:17

is the center of everything? In

9:19

this case, yes. Yes.

9:23

They started the production first. They will

9:25

always, it will always be in for

9:28

our mostly, not to say the world isn't

9:30

listening, but for most of our listeners, the

9:33

show started in the US and it will

9:36

be Love is Blind Sweden. Anything that's not

9:38

Love is Blind with a thing attached to

9:40

it is Love is Blind US. So we're

9:42

not saying that. Point

9:44

made. Next issue.

9:46

I don't care. Well

9:49

I do. There.

9:54

Well that's gonna, there's six episodes that dropped. This

9:56

week you're gonna get the first one again to

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for your pleasure as well as love after

10:16

lockup Welcome to Plathill, which is ending this

10:18

week and But

10:21

good news for the cringe tier and that

10:23

we're not covering it But I

10:26

love a mama's boys back and y'all are coming

10:28

at us. Apparently this is a good season We

10:30

don't have time. It's going to be a potential

10:32

by curious But it

10:34

makes me feel good that this is a

10:36

potential that we thought that's mothered

10:38

my that's what I was thinking But hopefully

10:40

smothered and extreme sisters and you and me

10:42

and my ex come back because I need

10:44

those shows Okay with you me and my

10:47

ex never coming. Oh, I need that show

10:49

back. Oh Last

10:53

season was a real rough ride

10:57

It's so messy. Oh That

10:59

one girl who's in that had the blonde girl

11:01

in the house He was just passing grisly trying

11:03

to kill the other woman and

11:06

that woman with our terrible eyeshadow I don't

11:09

remember any other name. What was the blonde

11:11

woman's name who just who moved in with

11:13

the ex? Yes, that's what

11:15

I'm talking about. Yeah, she lived there and then she

11:17

just moved out in the middle of the day Tell

11:21

them. Oh It

11:23

was great Weren't they sitting like an Excel

11:25

see was her name Chelsea was her name

11:27

the blonde was Chelsea I can't remember what

11:29

it's probably like Brinsley or something like that

11:31

was with that terrible I extreme sisters y'all

11:34

extreme sisters bought us the brought us the

11:36

Houston twins of dr. Dionne. That's

11:38

right Dr.

11:44

Downey's house would have the way that More

11:48

on yeah, that's where they licked each other's

11:50

teeth. I think yeah, I have I have

11:52

no doubt that the Psychic naked

11:54

twins will be back as well. The

11:56

Pang Pang sisters. I love them Before

12:02

we, any more announcements I was gonna talk about

12:05

the hurricane. No, I don't. Great,

12:08

great lead up there. Wait

12:11

up. No,

12:13

seriously, seriously. As

12:16

you may have noticed, if you've

12:19

been following the news at all, or just

12:21

aware in life, Hurricane Helene

12:24

kind of hit, came up through

12:26

Florida, just left a devastation in

12:28

its wake. Georgia

12:33

parts, well, a lot of Florida,

12:35

Georgia, South Carolina, and especially Western

12:37

North Carolina were just destroyed.

12:42

And especially- Your family is okay for people that

12:44

are- They're fine. My family is fine.

12:46

They have solar panels, so they still had power,

12:49

so they were having people over who did

12:51

not have power. Lot

12:53

of trees down on some

12:56

of my father's

12:58

property, but

13:00

they're rebuilding. Everyone's okay. Muffin

13:03

is struggling. She'll

13:07

be fine. It's

13:10

mostly because she just doesn't get to- it's

13:12

been so rainy, she doesn't get to go out and

13:14

explore and ride her gator. But

13:19

that's who my parents have been the most concerned about.

13:21

They're fine. However,

13:24

Western North Carolina is not fine. If

13:27

you've seen any of the footage, it's

13:29

pretty jaw-dropping. I-40 is

13:33

just not there in a lot of places. And

13:36

the infrastructure in that area was

13:38

already weak,

13:41

because it's where it is, it's pretty isolated.

13:46

And these small towns, small roads are the only

13:48

place you can get to these tiny towns. Asheville,

13:51

if any of you know Asheville,

13:54

Asheville's a wonderful, beautiful place. And

13:57

it made me- it just made me very,

13:59

very- sad to see just water

14:01

the waters in the artist arts district

14:04

today. Yeah, it was.

14:06

And so we are actually if

14:09

you're in our city squad, I'm going to be coming up with a charity. Everything

14:11

is still a little touch and go right now. I'm trying

14:14

to find one that kind of has everything that I want

14:16

just like me in life. I'm trying to find your

14:19

mother in that answering machine. It is. It's like my

14:21

mother and good luck in your search for the perfect

14:23

phone. Obviously,

14:26

I don't want any religious based charities

14:28

or political based charities. So

14:30

I'm and I would rather not do the

14:32

Red Cross because it's just so mammoth. So

14:36

if you have any suggestions, you

14:38

can DM those to me on my Instagram

14:41

and shake it or fake it.

14:44

And because I'm I people have

14:46

been asking me what can I do to help?

14:49

And I think the best thing is we can probably

14:51

organize something in our Facebook group to

14:53

do that. That's

14:56

called the Sissy Squad. We have fun

14:58

in there. We do actually always. Yes.

15:02

So anyway, so send your send your

15:04

love to Western North Carolina. People in

15:06

South Carolina are still a lot

15:08

of power outages. And it's the worst there.

15:11

But every year, like you said down in

15:13

parts of Georgia, I saw videos of people

15:15

in Florida. It was so eerie. It was

15:17

at night. And it was someone

15:20

who just the the sea the surge

15:22

was coming up and just lapping at

15:24

their bedroom windows. Yeah, it

15:27

was. Yeah. And they're in and I'm thinking, well,

15:29

no one's in the house. This must be like

15:31

a remote camera. And no, they are in their

15:33

home taking cover. Yeah. So anyway,

15:35

I the whole thing

15:37

is terrifying and traumatic. They used to be once

15:39

in a lifetime weather events, but now they're every

15:42

year. Now they're every year. So anyway,

15:46

it's I believe

15:48

science. Yeah. So

15:51

we're sending all of our thoughts

15:53

for those sissies that have been

15:55

affected. And it's horrible. It's horrible,

15:58

horrible, horrible. So we hope that that if

16:00

you are going through that, this is

16:02

a little moment to talk

16:04

about just foolishness. The

16:07

foolishness of Shachina and Starper. A big

16:09

brother corner about halfway through the show

16:11

and I'm kind of really bummed because

16:13

certain people. Don't give it away. Just

16:16

save it. Save it for the corner. Otherwise,

16:22

yes, it's just better that way. You

16:25

blow your load. People can tune out who

16:27

don't wanna listen. Which

16:29

I'm fine with. Press,

16:33

put me on mute. I think that's it,

16:35

right? Yeah, I think that's it. All

16:38

right, everybody. Stat learned MC, let's

16:40

do it. They're still in

16:42

triangle of sadness, part two. More

16:45

sadness. Yeah. But

16:47

I will say, y'all, you're watching

16:50

this and you're thinking, wait, this is

16:52

crazy. You were just saying on a

16:54

ferry 30 minutes ago that you

16:56

wanna break up. And then an hour

16:58

and a half later, you're sitting about

17:00

a caricature artist talking about getting made.

17:05

That's lesbian relationships. I

17:07

mean, I'm the rollercoaster. Y'all,

17:09

that every, yes, I make

17:12

it a generalization, but I swear to fuck every,

17:15

all, do you know how many times have you

17:17

had a lesbian? Every single lesbian relationship I know

17:19

is like that. Literally, I had a lesbian friend

17:21

that on Thursday called to tell me that she

17:23

thinks her relationship is over and they're breaking up.

17:25

And the next day they're like, let's have another

17:27

kid. And then on Monday they bought a house

17:30

together. So like, you just,

17:32

it is, you just gotta. This is

17:35

more true for younger lesbians, but

17:37

it does follow people who are

17:39

into their 30s and

17:42

40s sometimes as well. If you've got

17:44

lesbian friends in a relationship, my advice,

17:46

don't ever give advice. Just listen and

17:48

be there. That's all you need to

17:50

do. Cause they ain't gonna take

17:52

it. They ain't gonna take it. It's

17:57

a popcorn. They have to experience.

18:00

everything. They do. It's

18:02

a ride. It's a ride. So they're driving

18:04

and Statler's like, well she basically tried to

18:06

break up with me on the ferry so

18:09

she's like talking to her. Did you notice

18:11

that it's so

18:13

amazing to me that Dempsey has

18:16

such a lack of

18:18

empathy that when Statler is

18:20

counting down trying to get to just

18:22

trying to keep herself from going into

18:24

full panic attack mode, Dempsey's like, oh

18:26

she's being so rude to me. I'm

18:30

just like, how do you not see

18:32

this? It's, no

18:35

it's pretty... It's staggering.

18:38

I said last episode we cover

18:40

this. It was, it's shocking

18:44

that Statler is the

18:46

one who seems to have more empathy about

18:48

this than Dempsey because she

18:50

says, you know, they're talking to the van and she

18:52

says, I just am not going to tolerate you being

18:54

rude to me. And I

18:58

don't know, maybe we missed something in the

19:00

edit but when we watched that I didn't

19:02

think Statler was being rude at all. No,

19:04

no, no. This is the thing. She's

19:06

saying a boundary. Here is the root of the root and

19:09

the bud of the bud. The

19:11

issue here is Dempsey doesn't,

19:13

Dempsey thinks that this

19:16

is not a part of any

19:18

type of, she's just quirky. This

19:20

is not being

19:22

narrow atypical. Yeah,

19:24

I don't think she understands it. I don't think

19:26

she understands it and she considers it something that

19:28

she even said, I hope we get to work

19:30

on her anxiety. Well

19:32

and as she said, I feel guilty but

19:34

dealing with someone with this type of anxiety

19:37

is really hard. Yes it is. So that's

19:39

why... She doesn't understand it. It's not something

19:41

that's just gonna go away. It's

19:43

something you do have to deal with. It's

19:45

like Statler said, broke

19:48

my heart for her a little bit when

19:50

she said, you know, I've had this my

19:52

entire life. I've tried multiple medications, multiple therapies.

19:54

That's a lot of people's experience. Yes and

19:56

I still haven't figured it out yet. One

20:01

thing I want to say, Sheevan says, she's

20:03

like, I'm not going to be, I'm

20:05

going to be offended if you're rude to me. And

20:07

Sattler says, my intention was not to be rude. And

20:12

I guess then

20:14

they can just go, it's

20:19

amazing that I

20:21

think Sattler is explaining this pretty well

20:25

and she even says, I'll try to be more deliberate

20:27

with my words next time. My

20:31

takeaway is taking away me being rude

20:33

to you and me being more

20:35

deliberate when I'm anxious, can you

20:37

still accept me with my anxiety? And

20:40

she's like, because you scared me on the boat and you said

20:43

you didn't know if you could be with me and

20:45

don't give up on me. And this is what I

20:47

don't like what's happening with Dempsey. She's

20:50

setting up some type of, well, if you

20:52

don't change, I'm going to drop you. Yeah.

20:55

So Sattler even creates more

20:57

anxiety. Yeah. And

21:02

then they say, I'm sorry and they hold hands. They're

21:06

in Paris, the city of love. But

21:08

who cares? And then we

21:11

meet Lin-Manuel Miranda. Sattler

21:15

did say, Dempsey says, I don't want to

21:17

fight and Stadler says, neither

21:21

do I, I don't want to

21:23

have anxiety. I want to be happy and free

21:25

like you. It's

21:27

so sad. Anyway,

21:30

y'all, we

21:32

finished that up with the caricature. It

21:35

looks awful. Like as most of

21:37

them do, I think Dempsey's head

21:40

looks bigger. But I think the

21:42

ones on the TLC boat that

21:45

we did were much better. They

21:47

were. Although, Lauren, thank God, loved

21:49

the way she looked and they did

21:51

not make Alexei look like himself at

21:53

all. No. I

21:56

think this was, they made, they

21:59

did make. I think, uh,

22:01

Sattler looked really awful. Uh...

22:04

Literally, like, it was... I didn't think

22:06

Dempsey looked great. They're both beautiful women.

22:08

Yeah. And I get it, caricatures you...

22:11

You point out features of someone's face.

22:13

Right. Yeah, I don't... I

22:15

don't think they got it. Uh, let's move on

22:18

to Shikina and Starbur! She's

22:20

moving back in. There's no

22:22

more bottles. No black book. No moon's not gonna

22:24

last long. Um... She

22:27

says... Uh, because of all...

22:30

Because of all of these things he's done... I'm

22:32

go... And the therapy... I'm coming

22:34

back here to live. And... He...

22:37

She's like, So, have you scheduled her a therapy session?

22:39

One time's not gonna work forever. He's like, Yeah.

22:42

And you could tell... He had not

22:44

done that. Uh...

22:46

I kind of love... I...

22:49

I... I know she's gonna be probably terrible

22:51

at the tell-all. But I

22:53

kind of love Shikina. That she's...

22:56

Not... Again, she could have a little bit more

22:58

empathy sometimes. But at the same time, I love

23:01

that she is... She is trusting...

23:03

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23:05

her intuition. And she immediately is

23:07

like, This is bullshit. No, you're

23:09

lying. She's like, You tell me every time you do

23:11

something. Yeah, because he's like a golden

23:13

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23:15

that stick, He's gonna bring it to his owner and

23:17

show them, Look what I got. I got a stick.

23:20

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23:23

He says... He... Is

23:26

they could actually... Instead of her shaming

23:28

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23:30

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23:32

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23:35

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23:37

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23:39

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23:41

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me always Why

30:10

and I think that I personally think that's

30:12

shitty and I don't like that Well,

30:15

I think what you're picking on to

30:17

our understanding to is that I when

30:19

I talk about her not having empathy it Meaning

30:23

that she is right and

30:25

everything she's saying But she

30:27

also is and maybe she's been dealing with it,

30:29

she's just fucking tired of it I can get

30:31

exhausted by it. But at the same time it

30:34

doesn't and I've said this before Y'all

30:36

he has full-on OCD like the

30:39

way. Yeah, so she doesn't seem

30:41

to understand that This

30:43

just it almost like she feels like this is

30:45

any other guy. I've dated just don't lie to me Just

30:48

let go of these things But

30:50

for like them for him this is

30:52

really difficult to do and there doesn't

30:54

seem to be that understanding in it.

30:56

Yeah, it's just If

30:59

I think what what

31:01

when when she does praise him it

31:03

is like yay. Good job, babe It's

31:06

not even and it doesn't even seem like

31:09

it's sincere. Mm-hmm Yeah,

31:11

I'm super emotional. So yeah, I'm of two

31:13

minds and on the other hand Sarper

31:16

has been a just Horrible

31:19

fuckboy and fucked over so many

31:21

women so it was a white

31:23

lie Yeah, so it does feel

31:25

and it does feel it

31:27

does feel kind of Satisfying

31:30

to watch How

31:33

is he ever going to? When

31:35

someone is going to change you

31:37

have to be supported to change How

31:40

is he ever gonna feel supported to change

31:42

instead of threatened to change? Some people do

31:45

change with fear and threat I

31:47

don't think that's a great way to do it. But for

31:49

some people that's what they that works

31:51

for some people It's not I don't recommend

31:53

it. It's not healthy. Don't you wind up

31:55

the person who's changing resenting the other person?

31:57

Yeah very much No

32:00

always be. So it's not a great strategy. I'm

32:02

not saying it's great, I'm just saying that

32:04

that happens though a lot. Yeah.

32:08

He basically says, look in my

32:10

culture no one tells anyone when they

32:13

go to therapy. So I'm

32:15

not ready to make an appointment.

32:18

I think the only way, and people won't

32:20

like this, the only way he's gonna go

32:22

to therapy she's gonna have to help him

32:24

walk through this. It's obviously something that

32:26

is very culturally... She needs to understand the

32:28

culture of it. Yeah and it also gets

32:30

to his idea because he thinks immediately

32:35

and also probably his parents would say that the

32:37

culture would say that is you're

32:40

crazy if you go to therapy. Something is wrong,

32:42

you wouldn't tell anybody. And

32:46

she's immediately trying to get him

32:49

to have some type of LA Western

32:52

mindset about therapy and hoping he'll get

32:54

it. Yeah. And that's never gonna

32:56

happen. No. It was

32:58

a pink lie. A pink

33:00

lie. I don't know what that is either. What is

33:02

the difference between a pink lie and a white

33:05

lie? I don't know. Maybe

33:07

a pink lie has love behind it. No I

33:09

think it's more like it's like kind of like

33:12

you know how they do like beige flags

33:14

and pink flags instead of red flags and

33:16

green flags. There are pink flags? I

33:19

don't know. I know they do beige

33:21

flags. I think there's maybe pink flags as

33:23

well. I don't know. I don't

33:25

know there's pink flags. I don't know. There's all

33:27

these... I know

33:29

beige flags because they're just like non-threatening.

33:32

No. Let's see. Urban dictionary. A red

33:34

flag that is taken lightly being

33:36

sugar-coated like a situation or a

33:38

person being delusional about a situation.

33:41

So a white lie is... So

33:43

a pink pink lie is even

33:45

more non-threatening than a white lie?

33:47

I guess. I don't know. I

33:50

just think as someone as a

33:52

very prominent author wrote in Cosmopolitan,

33:54

the title of the article is,

33:56

Pink Flag Culture is Ruining Our

33:58

Relationships. There I said. That literally is

34:01

the title. That is literally

34:03

the title of the article. Good for

34:05

them. I don't

34:08

even know what pink flag culture is. But

34:11

it's there. Anyway,

34:13

he's like, I thought I could go to

34:15

my laptop after and make an appointment. But

34:18

he wouldn't. That's why. He said

34:20

he would have. But I don't believe him. I don't

34:22

think he would have done that either. In other words,

34:24

what he would say is, he would tell you that

34:26

and then he would go make an appointment. No,

34:29

I'm saying I don't believe he would go make

34:31

an appointment. I see. So you would think

34:33

she would need to sit with him and do

34:36

it. I think that's going to be the only way.

34:38

Yeah. I think. I

34:41

think. However,

34:43

I think if they're going to a couple's therapists, I

34:45

think they should go and see. He

34:47

should go see another therapist and

34:50

not see the same one. No, yet. Well,

34:52

I don't know how it works there, but ethically, that's what you're

34:54

saying. Yeah, you have to do that in the US. I

34:57

don't, but I don't know how other places are.

35:00

Maybe there's not many. And maybe he needs to

35:02

do couples therapy for a while first. I

35:04

think that would be much better. Not

35:07

because of his comfortability. I mean, yeah, that, but

35:09

honestly, because. I

35:11

don't think he, he also doesn't really know

35:14

what therapy is. Right. So

35:16

it's a good, safer space for him

35:18

to experience what therapy is. Um,

35:21

before going on his own. And if I

35:23

were the therapist, I would say. To

35:26

Shekinah, can you do

35:29

less talking and more listening? Uh,

35:32

yeah. And another code diagnosing.

35:34

Yeah, that's true. But well, that's what we

35:36

do. Um, but no, I'm talking about for

35:38

her. Yeah, for her. But

35:41

in a codependent said, I, you know, I, the other

35:43

part of me is like, eh,

35:45

fuck it. If you aren't, you know,

35:47

don't do. Does she, how much

35:49

does she need to take care of him? And

35:52

does she feel like she's taking care of him

35:54

a lot? And it's like, she, she's

35:56

like, you're an adult. I understand. And you know, I'm,

35:58

I'm just playing a little bit of. devil's advocate that

36:00

she has put up with a lot of shit from him.

36:03

So maybe she's just done

36:05

holding his hand for stuff. It's

36:08

true. I think now that

36:11

they're in LA, I think that's actually. Yeah,

36:13

yeah. He's going to be way better for

36:15

the relationship. He's been filming. He's been filming

36:17

in LA. So they're they're here. There was

36:20

someone someone spotted him doing

36:22

like a workout in a park. They're

36:25

like, and it wasn't a nice park either. So

36:28

they're not in, they're not in Beverly Hills. No,

36:30

they're on her side. I mean, she makes good

36:33

money as an aesthetician, but they're on her salary.

36:35

I don't think he can. What?

36:37

Ooh. He can't work yet.

36:39

Maybe I should hire Sarper as a personal

36:41

trainer. Oh my God.

36:45

Maybe she'd let you cause you're a big,

36:47

lisping, mincing, prancing queen. Oh, she would let.

36:49

Well, we're men. She's fine with him doing

36:51

men training men. I'm telling you y'all, he's

36:53

going to kill it in LA because there's going

36:56

to be all these gay guys that he

36:58

just reminds him of like a Bellamy daddy.

37:00

It's not a Bellamy daddy. No, that's that's

37:02

like check porn. I know.

37:04

But people are not really Turkish porn.

37:07

Or is there? You know

37:09

what? I'm out of my depth here. I

37:13

think he reminds them of like he looks

37:15

like a little bit like Michael Lucas. That

37:17

that that stuff. Oh,

37:20

yeah. Yeah. It's that

37:22

era. Oh, Michael Lucas. You had a time.

37:25

A terrible person. Um,

37:28

anyway, that's been your gay porn minute.

37:32

Usually pops up. So she's

37:36

this is and I do agree with him here.

37:38

He says he's like, our life is

37:40

going to be you scolding me. You're like olive oil

37:42

and water. You always have to be on top. And

37:45

that's perfect for when we're paid,

37:47

but not life, but not life.

37:52

Because she does have to be just to position herself always

37:54

above him intellectually. She has to position herself. morally.

38:02

She emasculates him, that's for sure. And it

38:05

is, and him, and he's

38:07

even saying, I just asked you

38:10

to stop pressing on me too much. He's like,

38:12

no one's ever hold you accountable. I totally agree

38:14

with that. Yeah. It's finding

38:16

a balance where she doesn't

38:18

feel like she needs to needle

38:21

him or it almost feels like

38:23

this. Like she's got an insect collection.

38:25

She's pressing a pin into him every

38:28

single time. She needs

38:30

to make sure he realizes he's wrong. And

38:33

it's, and that's going to be the way for the rest of

38:35

their relationship. He's going to have to pay her back for what

38:38

he's done to her. That's

38:41

a little dark, but that's what it feels

38:43

like. Do they put a pin in them

38:45

after they're already dead? Hopefully they don't just

38:47

put, okay, good. I

38:50

think so. Maybe they just stick it through there. That's

38:52

terrible. You

38:56

had such a living thing, although

38:59

she probably would know. I could ask her,

39:01

y'all. I think they usually, I think you

39:03

usually maybe like kind of use

39:06

alcohol and you kill them first. I

39:08

don't like this conversation. But I think you do have to kill them. Ah,

39:11

no. Um, when did

39:13

you, listen, uh,

39:16

but you would stop a

39:18

bug. You'd be happy if someone

39:20

killed a bee for you. No, I don't. I never

39:22

kill a bee. I never kill a bee. What about

39:24

a spider? No, I tried to, I,

39:27

I had a black widow like a month ago, so

39:29

I did kill that. But yeah, that makes

39:32

sense. If I have a, yeah. Um,

39:34

but, uh, if I, I wasn't going to kill,

39:36

I took a picture of it on Google and

39:39

literally Google went, that's a black widow. And I

39:41

was like, I think I nearly went girl, that's

39:43

a black widow. And

39:46

so, but no, I get the cup and I put them on

39:48

a flat thing and then I take them outside and

39:50

release them. Or I

39:52

just let them crawl on my ceiling. Uh,

39:55

I don't care about spiders. They, they, they kill

39:57

bugs. Yeah, I'm fine with them. I think.

40:00

Usually you put like a you can

40:02

alcohol the bugs to death. Yeah

40:06

I think that's what happens. We are

40:08

not going to accept any Facebook post

40:10

about this because I know people are

40:12

gonna go Messages

40:16

I would actually like to know I think

40:18

it's okay to put there because bug people aren't like

40:20

dog people But

40:23

I'd like to know I think that they're usually

40:25

humanely But

40:27

to death if there was an insect collection or

40:31

maybe they find them dead

40:33

Can we just move on to this Sultan photo

40:35

shoot? I'm

40:37

obsessed with this topic. I'm begging more

40:39

than Stetler. Yes. We need to move

40:42

on Y'all nothing's gonna cheers both of

40:44

these people up then a photo shoot and I

40:46

want to ask you Surprised that

40:48

I made appointment. This will help us relax

40:50

and I went This is a

40:52

different life for me because few

40:54

things give me more anxiety than

40:57

having my picture taken professionally Yeah,

40:59

it's not for me. This

41:01

is not how I relax at all

41:04

He says I'm dressed like a Sultan, but

41:06

I have lots of wives, but now I

41:08

have one Yeah, I wouldn't he's

41:10

very not that I want more.

41:13

He's like do they have the

41:15

expression the US Yeah, yeah,

41:18

we do. Does

41:21

she not know what a Sultan is? I Don't

41:24

think or maybe he was saying sultan Command

41:30

look You

41:33

again You

41:36

fucked your way around your Italy

41:38

you've been around stories like but

41:40

like Aladdin and 1001

41:43

nights the only thing I know about a Sultan

41:45

would be Aladdin or the video game Prince of

41:47

Persia But you still know they're

41:49

they're in charge. They're a ruler But

41:51

so yeah, maybe she's just playing dumb because

41:53

she knows he likes teaching her shit like

41:55

that Maybe she does that quite a bit

41:57

y'all on things that doesn't matter to her

42:00

She's like, what is it, baby? And he's

42:02

like, oh, I tell you. And she's

42:04

like, oh, my God. Yeah,

42:06

I think that I think that's part of it. Oh,

42:10

my God. She sucks his dick. Anyway,

42:13

they're they're talking about the relationship. And I

42:15

was like, I cannot do this in these

42:17

outfits. And

42:21

I'm the guy still taking pictures

42:23

while they're having this conversation. You

42:25

are so possessive. That bothers me. It's

42:28

like, it's better than being jealous because now

42:31

I need you to explain to me

42:33

why being possessive is better than

42:36

being jealous. I

42:39

didn't really. Yeah,

42:42

I think that's being possessive is like trying

42:44

to keep what you have. Yeah,

42:46

in case we didn't know, y'all, she kind of needs to

42:48

go to her own therapy a little bit more, too. The

42:52

way more the way she explained

42:54

this, like it was perfectly acceptable.

42:59

And a lot of it really is is

43:01

actually they both want to be Alpha energy.

43:03

Yeah. And

43:05

she's like, just just a little less possessive.

43:08

It's like, even if you find a real girl in the closet,

43:10

you have to trust me. You have to trust me.

43:13

Like, oh, my God. That was funny. Like

43:15

in the closet. And what

43:18

woman is going to go, Sarper, there's

43:20

this random girl in your closet again.

43:22

Get her out. Oh, boy. Oh,

43:25

oh, oh, he's like, give me

43:27

some treats. You are my

43:29

three seconds. Just stop it. Stop it. All

43:34

right. Before we move on, it's time

43:37

for poodles. Bb corner. One

43:44

hundred percent Bb unhematated, uninhibited. Hold

43:46

on. Let me spray my

43:48

Palo Santo protection spray. Why? Because

43:51

I never know what you're going to do with this. All right.

43:53

We're good. I need to pick

43:55

myself up the floor a little bit. I

43:57

had kind of had hope that there was. going

44:00

to be kind of a

44:02

mutiny and we would have

44:04

some big gameplay. And I

44:06

thought MJ, AKA, Mackenzie,

44:09

AKA, Talbitch, would

44:12

have maybe not just decided

44:14

to do as Chelsea was telling

44:16

her and found find a way to win

44:18

her own game. But that was not

44:20

the case. Chelsea is

44:22

still running the house and Chelsea

44:25

actually deserves to win the game.

44:27

She completely does. It's hers to

44:29

win barring some unforeseen circumstances. That's

44:31

what's going to happen. I don't, I

44:34

never love when a game kind of gets like this at

44:36

the end. I think she's

44:38

definitely earned it. I

44:42

think a couple little things that could have changed would

44:44

have made the game very different. Chelsea has been

44:46

in charge of the game the whole time though.

44:49

And it's amazing that these morons

44:51

don't see it. Actually the people,

44:53

people do, but this,

44:57

this has been a really great season for a couple

44:59

of reasons. And mostly it was that we had,

45:01

we had, we had

45:03

a lot of weird things happen. No one

45:06

has, except for Chelsea, there's

45:08

no one who was really, really playing

45:10

the game well. So it was a

45:12

lot of people who were just like

45:15

blind squirrels finding a nut. So

45:17

then I go to, could

45:20

you have won? Cause you said no,

45:22

but could you have, they wouldn't have cast me. I'm

45:25

putting that aside. Have some little,

45:27

have some delusional De Lulu thinking

45:29

as Sarper, could you have done well

45:32

in this game? Looking

45:34

back, I probably could have, but

45:38

it was, you better apply

45:40

next season. It would have been really hard

45:42

in the beginning. I would, if I could

45:44

have gotten, if I could have made it

45:46

to top seven, top eight,

45:49

maybe, then I would have been

45:51

fine. I'm going to need you to do this.

45:53

I want you to do witch spells. I'm going

45:55

to make you fucking silver I'm

46:00

tired of hearing of every season. Good man. I know,

46:02

I know. I am worried a little bit about having

46:04

a mental breakdown in there though, to be honest. I

46:07

don't care about that. I want you to get famous

46:09

so our podcast will blow up. You kind of get

46:12

in your own head. So

46:14

let me just talk about this. So, Mackenzie

46:17

wins Veto and

46:19

they're gonna go see that wild robot movie. They

46:22

always promote something. I've heard that wild robot movie

46:24

or the wild robot is good. I kept saying

46:26

about it but I don't. It

46:29

looks good. It's DreamWorks and

46:31

those haven't been good for a while. Is

46:33

it scary? No, it's animated,

46:36

come on. Oh. Jesus.

46:38

Okay, then I'll watch it. You

46:41

sound like a four year old when you ask, is it scary? Well,

46:44

I don't know. So

46:46

anyway, they are,

46:50

basically nominations are Leah

46:52

and Angela and Mackenzie

46:55

and Leah have been tight the entire

46:57

time. Literally best

46:59

besties. And I

47:01

still, in Leah's

47:03

last HOH, she did not get

47:06

Chelsea out because she was afraid to make the

47:08

move and I think that was the

47:10

biggest issue. If she,

47:12

she didn't, she says that she tried at

47:14

this little tossing game but it looked like

47:17

she really didn't. She

47:19

said she wouldn't have tried to get Chelsea out and

47:22

she probably could have.

47:25

And I want this

47:27

cast, I want this cast to people to believe in

47:29

themselves a little more. You gotta

47:31

take big, you gotta do, you gotta

47:33

swing for, you gotta swing big. And

47:37

that's been my, that's been one of the

47:39

few disappointing things about this season. So anyway,

47:44

they are, Rubina is telling MJ

47:46

that Chelsea needs to go. And

47:49

this is like, and

47:52

MJ's like, no, no, no, she's my biggest

47:54

ally in this game. I'm going to final

47:57

two with her. In what world? Do

48:00

you win against her? It's stupid. It's

48:02

like she's not even thinking about winning.

48:05

It's like, no, I can I can plead my case.

48:07

I just need to go with her. It's so stupid.

48:11

But Chelsea has got her brainwashed and.

48:15

And so Leah is basically really

48:18

regretting not putting up Chelsea and

48:20

she gets replacement nominated because chemo gets

48:22

taken down. It is

48:25

Thursday was double eviction night, which

48:27

is a crazy night where you

48:29

have a whole week of gameplay

48:31

happening, one thing she

48:34

and when you say gameplay gameplay, I

48:36

love a good I love a good

48:38

evening of gameplay. Oh,

48:40

blindfolds. OK. So

48:43

they are wrote down Cam

48:47

and McKins or Cam

48:49

and Chelsea are riding around on MJ

48:52

like they're like they're riding around in Voltron.

48:55

They're just using her because

48:58

she can win comps. If

49:01

you don't know what Voltron is, you are

49:03

probably under the age of 30. Yes. Anyway,

49:06

Leah gets voted zero to

49:08

four. She's out. Leah

49:10

was kind of like the last hope for a big

49:12

switch around for the game because

49:14

she was the only one who really saw Chelsea as a

49:16

threat, which she really much is. And

49:18

I said this is these dumb asses. Um,

49:22

chemo wins the power of Vito. Later

49:26

on, they nominated

49:29

Rubina and it's Angela. He

49:32

takes himself off and

49:34

Angela is is finally

49:36

voted out. And I'm devastated.

49:39

So the last hope of kind of to

49:42

me, the last hope of a house shift

49:44

is gone. And now the biggest chaos force

49:46

in the house is gone. And that

49:48

was Angela. So it was it was a sad

49:50

week for me. And

49:55

Angela, though, when she is evicted, runs

49:57

out on that stage like she is.

50:00

meeting her public. And

50:02

I loved it because she's

50:04

so delulu and

50:07

she thinks she's gonna be loved. And

50:10

a lot of people do, but people

50:12

hate her. People hate, she

50:14

probably thinks she is gonna be some type of

50:16

income. She does! Yeah. Anyway,

50:18

she basically, she

50:20

was like, I know, she was like,

50:22

I didn't, I didn't know, I don't

50:25

know who I was on my own.

50:27

I'm strong, I'm resilient, I'm a fighter,

50:29

and I've always had it all along,

50:31

just like the Wizard of Oz. I made that

50:33

part up. And I was like, what a fucking

50:35

nut, and I'm so happy she was here this

50:37

season. Sunday, I gotta

50:40

say, I'm gonna watch the rest of the

50:42

season, but I'm not as excited because I- There's

50:44

not much left, right? There's only five people

50:46

left. It

50:49

ends the night of my birthday, October 13th. So

50:52

yeah, we've only got two more weeks. Oh,

50:55

you won't be watching it anyway. I'll

50:57

probably be in a sling somewhere. Yeah, exactly.

50:59

Here, can I get banked? Birthday bank. So,

51:01

I keep

51:03

saying, what makes Mackenzie

51:05

think that she would win

51:08

against Chelsea? I just don't see it. The

51:11

complete and utter idiocy of it. And

51:15

of course, MJ wins the next head of

51:17

household, so now it's two against three. And

51:20

I was like, ugh, ugh. And

51:23

so, Rabina is finally trying to say, we can

51:25

do one more thing. Put up Cam, Chelsea's dangerous.

51:29

And, but it's

51:31

no use. MJ

51:33

nominates Kimo and Rabina. It's not

51:35

a shock. And

51:38

also, and I wrote down, this episode, because

51:40

Angela's not here, and Leah isn't here, there's

51:42

a lot of outtakes and comedy bits, and

51:44

it's my least favorite part of Big Brother

51:47

when it gets to this. And I'm like, mmm.

51:50

Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. I

51:53

hope something dramatically shifts, but

51:55

I doubt it will, because Chelsea's so in

51:57

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54:29

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54:31

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54:34

this is inky, can you tell?

54:38

This is what I want to ask you. This is

54:40

y'all, we're, again, we've already talked about that. We talked

54:42

about last episode that we think a lot of this

54:44

is redone. It's recreation. So I think

54:47

the most important thing is what

54:49

do we think about inky in a backwards hat?

54:54

I do him. I would, y'all, I'm

54:56

not real. I don't think he's bad. Like he seems

54:58

cute, but when he

55:01

puts on a backwards hat, it's better. Backwards hat.

55:03

I can't control myself. I agree. There's,

55:05

there's, there are very few things that

55:07

a backwards hat doesn't improve. Very few

55:10

men, a backward hat doesn't improve. Yeah.

55:13

Oh, I think if Josh wore one, it would give me

55:15

the ick. I

55:17

don't think about it. Josh.

55:20

Josh and Lily. Oh, Josh and Lily. I don't,

55:23

there's something about him. I don't

55:25

think it would work for him, for me. I

55:27

don't know. I get weak with a backward

55:29

hat. He's so awful. So

55:32

y'all, they're doing a cold plunge.

55:35

And hold on. I'm not done with this.

55:37

I want to go through a little bit.

55:40

I know we have other shit to do

55:42

today, but still, I have to know I'm

55:44

going to list some backward hats and talent.

55:46

You tell me if you would do it or not.

55:48

I have to picture them. Yeah. Okay.

55:52

Jesse, as in Darcy and Jesse, backwards

55:54

hat. No. And

55:57

why? Because shirts off. Backwards hat.

1:04:00

miserable or

1:04:02

going through a crisis. And

1:04:04

this, this side friends

1:04:06

are exhausted. I know they are. Um, they

1:04:09

probably sent her away after the going away

1:04:12

part. They're like, oh, so

1:04:17

we had her, I remember having a friend like that

1:04:19

and we're like, Oh, we got to get this motherfucker

1:04:21

gone. Everyone's

1:04:23

like God. So

1:04:27

anyway, she's like, he

1:04:29

says, you know, you've just moved here and we haven't explored

1:04:31

any other avenues. What about other nursing stuff? She's

1:04:33

like, yeah, I can, but it's not in my field. It's

1:04:35

not my passion. And it's

1:04:38

almost like, he's right. It's part of

1:04:40

the journey. Listen, what he's saying. And

1:04:43

she goes, he's like,

1:04:45

good things happen slowly. And she's

1:04:47

like, but I've been waiting this so long already.

1:04:50

I'm just out of patience. He's like, glad you

1:04:52

met me. I've got a ton of patience. And

1:04:54

all of the things he's saying are things that

1:04:56

I think feel like are supportive. Um,

1:05:00

and she, I think he would, he could, what

1:05:02

I think what she gets triggered by and, um,

1:05:06

everybody you've get triggered by this. I

1:05:08

can get triggered by this, where he

1:05:10

does jump. He doesn't validate her feelings.

1:05:13

He immediately jumps to it's all going to be

1:05:15

fine. Don't worry about it. Yeah. And that is,

1:05:18

I will say that is very, when you are,

1:05:20

as, I have learned

1:05:22

this with some people in my life

1:05:24

that have described themselves as highly sensitive

1:05:26

people. I'm not naming any names. They're

1:05:29

not a business partner at all. But

1:05:31

I have learned that I used to be very

1:05:33

like, it'll be fine. Everything's great. Yeah. You got

1:05:35

to validate. You got to validate somebody and I

1:05:37

bring it up as a joke, but I think

1:05:39

that's a real thing that he needs to learn.

1:05:41

I agree with you. That is, that is really

1:05:44

true. I think that pisses you off. And I've

1:05:46

learned actually from our friendship, if you're upset about

1:05:48

something, I'm trying to make you

1:05:50

feel better and I'll be like, but don't

1:05:52

worry about it. And that makes you feel

1:05:54

stupid or emotional or crazy. It's just that

1:05:56

you need to, you need to validate the

1:05:58

person's feelings about it. you

1:10:00

mentioned Jared from Subway, that's disgusting. Oh, that's what

1:10:02

I thought you were, I was like, don't bring

1:10:04

him into this. Okay. Why would I

1:10:06

do that? Because

1:10:09

that's what you do. You bring in terrible. Let's

1:10:13

just move on. Every attempt I can to

1:10:16

make this story funny, it's not going to

1:10:18

work. Obviously. Maybe

1:10:22

we should have planning meetings. So

1:10:25

you don't... Anyway,

1:10:32

Jared basically says, just

1:10:34

ridiculous. She,

1:10:42

remember, good Lord.

1:10:47

Remember y'all, he's,

1:10:50

so she's hoping he'll be able

1:10:53

to help their relationship. So not only does

1:10:55

Jared have to carry a mattress upstairs, he

1:10:58

has to fix their broken relationship.

1:11:02

Why is he sitting on that bed without any sheets

1:11:04

on it, with that bare feet? I

1:11:08

don't know. You

1:11:11

can tell, also Jared, let's drop a

1:11:14

little bit things about Josh. He's like,

1:11:16

in the past, when

1:11:19

things were going tough in Josh's

1:11:21

previous relationships, he would get going.

1:11:24

And my parents and I don't want

1:11:26

him to have another failed relationship. In

1:11:29

other words, Jared is there as an

1:11:31

emissary from his parents, who

1:11:33

he was living with at 48. I

1:11:36

mean, it does confirm that

1:11:38

y'all, Josh seems like a... Josh is

1:11:40

a fucking loser. Seems like a loser. Yes. It

1:11:42

kind of confirms all of that. Yes. Yes. Very

1:11:45

much so. I think

1:11:47

we can do that by episode two. What's

1:11:49

interesting to me though, and

1:11:52

I don't know if we're going to find this out. Yes, he's

1:11:55

a loser. And what I talked about

1:11:57

earlier, like, I don't have a read on

1:11:59

her yet. And I think a lot of it

1:12:01

is because it's lost in translation. I think that's the

1:12:03

big issue. Because I, and so that's what

1:12:05

kind of, I'm interested in watching it. Because

1:12:07

I don't know, she just isn't explaining herself

1:12:09

well, or though at the same time, she

1:12:12

does give these little hints where it seems like she

1:12:15

like gets obsessive about things

1:12:17

and can't stop letting it. And

1:12:22

it's almost like, is

1:12:24

she, she, it

1:12:26

is weird to me that she's the one that

1:12:28

keeps bringing up the, something's missing. You say this

1:12:30

all the time because she keeps bringing up the

1:12:32

money thing and he keeps saying, you

1:12:35

know, I'm not able to work. But

1:12:37

she acts as if, did he

1:12:39

lie to her about that? Did he lie that

1:12:41

he had more money? I think it's,

1:12:43

I think there's something missing. I think

1:12:45

it is in translation and it's, it's

1:12:47

a shame that they, when

1:12:50

she talks about feelings and they, they have

1:12:52

the, both of them say this, that

1:12:55

either both of them think the person is quote,

1:12:57

not in love with them if

1:13:00

they don't do a certain thing. Both

1:13:02

of them do do that. And

1:13:05

but what we do hear her talking

1:13:07

about when she's being translated is, is

1:13:09

about their feelings

1:13:12

and how she wants them to do when they,

1:13:14

for some reason they do not use, and maybe

1:13:16

this is the way the story

1:13:19

is sculpted. They do not have any part

1:13:21

where she's being translated into talking head, talking

1:13:23

about money. It's always with

1:13:25

him. And so I

1:13:28

wonder if that's not a part that they want

1:13:30

to share because either it takes away some of

1:13:32

the stakes of the story. It

1:13:37

does feel like something is missing here. I

1:13:40

agree with you. They're going to the night market,

1:13:42

which are the most, if you, if you have

1:13:44

visited China or you, if you're going to visit

1:13:46

China, you must go to a night market. They

1:13:48

are so fun. You can get all kinds of

1:13:50

crazy street food. You can eat crickets. You

1:13:52

can eat the best like

1:13:54

chicken skewers you will ever have. And

1:13:57

just, it's really fun. And there's like, oh, kind of music.

1:14:00

and stuff like that. Did you eat crickets? I did eat a cricket.

1:14:02

I would eat a cricket. It wasn't very good. I

1:14:05

also ate a chicken foot. How

1:14:08

was that? Chewy. Ha

1:14:10

ha ha. I

1:14:13

did not eat a bee, because

1:14:15

I was worried, I didn't, I didn't eat an

1:14:18

ant, but I did

1:14:20

eat a cricket. I wouldn't want to

1:14:22

eat a bee. Uh-uh. Now we're back

1:14:24

to both again. Anyway,

1:14:26

Lily says, so Jared,

1:14:29

this is Jared. He

1:14:36

went to Jared. Everyone

1:14:41

out there went, oh yeah, that's

1:14:44

a jewelry store joke. Humiliation

1:14:51

just washes over me. Anyway,

1:14:56

so they said it, Jared. Yeah,

1:14:59

I'm good. She's

1:15:03

like, do you think I love Josh? And he's

1:15:06

like, yeah, I do. This is weird. I

1:15:09

think Lily, this

1:15:11

is not a really great way to do this. And

1:15:14

it shouldn't have been her talking in front of it.

1:15:17

And then, can I just

1:15:19

say that feels, she

1:15:21

talks about all the time in the talking

1:15:23

heads how in Chinese culture, you don't talk

1:15:25

about these things, you keep these things very

1:15:27

private, yet she is the one that keeps

1:15:29

bringing these things up with other people or

1:15:31

in public spaces, so I'm confused. I think

1:15:33

this because that's family. She doesn't talk about

1:15:35

sex. And

1:15:39

so, she brings up the arguments,

1:15:41

and it turns out, it's like he was texting

1:15:43

someone, and she felt like he was either ignoring,

1:15:45

or he wouldn't tell her who it was. There

1:15:47

was a lot of translation issues going on, I

1:15:49

didn't think she was making

1:15:51

herself understood. Sadly,

1:15:54

we don't have any Chinese sissies, or not a lot

1:15:56

of them, because they can't get our show in China,

1:15:58

probably. Well, the problem is, they were... They didn't

1:16:00

translate anything. She was just speaking English. And it

1:16:02

was hard for her to express herself in English.

1:16:06

So she left the restaurant, it turns out. She was

1:16:08

just sitting in the car. This

1:16:12

is a communication issue. It

1:16:15

really, Delotta, it's huge you think, could

1:16:17

all this just be solved if one of them

1:16:19

learned each other's, well, she already speaks English somewhat.

1:16:21

She speaks English, but not really

1:16:24

well. Not well. You

1:16:26

know what, I shouldn't say that. She speaks plenty

1:16:28

well enough to- I mean, pretty amazingly.

1:16:30

Yes. Normal conversations, but

1:16:32

anything nuanced is difficult. I

1:16:35

don't think, I would say that she's, it's

1:16:37

not conversational, I actually would say it's not conversational English,

1:16:39

because a lot of times they try to talk and

1:16:42

then they have to bring out the translators. Why

1:16:44

don't they get one of those translators? We

1:16:46

have, like Jee-Hoon. I would have preferred many

1:16:49

more translator scenes. Oh, God, that's what

1:16:51

they need. I'm really upset, because it

1:16:53

seems like that would help a lot.

1:16:55

We had one, but it was just

1:16:57

going around in circles. So,

1:17:00

then he gets this. He's like,

1:17:03

well, Jared, let's talk about Josh,

1:17:05

she gets upset easily for no reason.

1:17:09

And y'all, this

1:17:11

is the epitome of mansplaining. He's

1:17:14

basically saying, and she's right

1:17:16

there. And

1:17:18

she's, you can just hear her getting

1:17:20

upset, and then she brings

1:17:22

up money. And she brings up money in

1:17:25

a way, and she tries to bring it

1:17:27

up. He's like, oh, I know, darling, how

1:17:29

much you love talking about how much you

1:17:32

spend in the most passive-aggressive and demoralizing way.

1:17:34

And that's when I went, throw this motherfucker

1:17:36

on the burn pile. Also, too, it's super

1:17:38

unkind, because she probably doesn't

1:17:41

even understand the sarcasm. No. Because

1:17:43

she doesn't get in the language. I think she probably understands

1:17:46

it's not great. And she said, look,

1:17:48

when we met, you told me you

1:17:50

have no money. I get it. And

1:17:53

he's like, you focus on the past. Everyone

1:17:55

in the world has to know you are right. I think he's

1:17:57

right about that. I do. I agree with

1:17:59

that. just proved his point. You told me you have

1:18:02

no money. So why do you

1:18:04

keep talking about it? Yeah. Um,

1:18:07

and well, here's, here's why she keeps talking about

1:18:09

it. It, she says she's okay

1:18:11

with him not providing for her. She's fundamentally not

1:18:14

okay with that. She's not. And I think that's

1:18:16

what he's trying to get. He wants, he's asked

1:18:18

her to say it flat out. Do you have

1:18:20

a problem? She always says, no, no, no. And

1:18:23

also a lot of this will be fixed

1:18:26

if look, poodle,

1:18:30

put yourself in this situation. If

1:18:32

you are

1:18:34

moving to China with a man

1:18:36

that's going to, that rebuilt his five story

1:18:38

home with an elevator for you and gives

1:18:41

you this nice home and you're going to move to

1:18:43

China and you can't work. What is your

1:18:45

one job to murder

1:18:48

him as soon as I quickly can.

1:18:50

Not that. If you weren't going

1:18:52

to do something that was illegal, what would

1:18:54

be your one job to fuck him into

1:18:56

submission? Yes. He should be. I

1:18:59

don't mean to sound gross, but she said,

1:19:01

I'm not getting sex from him. Yep. I

1:19:04

don't, Josh, I don't care if you're tired

1:19:06

from the flight, you take her, carry her

1:19:08

up the stairs and dig her down for

1:19:10

giving you an elevator with music. Thank you.

1:19:13

Thank you. Louder for the

1:19:15

people in the back. And then she does

1:19:17

say he doesn't have the area, but I

1:19:19

do thank you for ruining Jared's night tonight,

1:19:22

sweetie. And he's touching hers. He's doing it.

1:19:24

Y'all. He would pull back

1:19:26

a fucking nub if he did that

1:19:28

to me. I

1:19:30

would, I would just, and I would, I would

1:19:32

not use an implement. It would be my teeth.

1:19:35

All right, Christina, if you need to take any of

1:19:37

these things out for legal reasons, that's staying in a

1:19:39

lot of prison. I'd

1:19:42

be like a buzzsaw mouth. That's

1:19:48

the show. That's your toe.

1:19:50

That's your toe. That's

1:19:53

your toe. Boy, what a wild ride

1:19:55

this episode was. I feel

1:19:57

like I just had a fever dream. Cara

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