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0:47

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0:49

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0:51

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0:53

we find out that Florian

0:56

does not have

0:58

any issues. Roll it,

1:01

Christina. Hello. This

1:03

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1:05

speaking. Are you

1:07

ready to find

1:09

love? That's a

1:11

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1:57

love. Welcome

2:00

back to the tele part

2:02

two. Now, please welcome Darcy

2:05

and Georgie. Hey, I, George,

2:07

come on. Come on up.

2:09

He says, oh, the Diva,

2:11

Deva, Deva, Deva here. Hey,

2:13

let me hug everybody. I'm

2:15

gonna hug Josh, I'm gonna

2:17

hug Florian, I'm gonna hug

2:19

Julia, I'm gonna hug Julia,

2:21

Julia, okay, I wanna sit

2:23

down. You forgot about me,

2:26

Darce. Oh my gosh. I

2:28

hate twin power. Twin power.

2:30

Twin power. Twin power. Hate

2:32

this. Look a sketch. You

2:34

look great. I'm gonna snap.

2:36

I'm gonna snap your booty.

2:38

Pull up for my tits.

2:40

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. In

2:42

10 seconds, these women, these

2:45

two women completely took over

2:47

the tell all. And the power

2:49

of the twins. And the energy.

2:51

All over the place. Georgie looks

2:53

so hot too. Like Josh looks

2:56

cute in that green velvet but

2:58

Georgie wore it better. George Georgie's

3:00

coat is opened down to his

3:02

naval or shirt is opened down

3:05

to his naval too. His only

3:07

fans might have to go back

3:09

on our business card again. Does

3:12

he have a soft and lonely

3:14

pants? He used to but he

3:16

never showed anything so I'm gonna

3:18

follow you got to show me

3:21

pain with his penis like a

3:23

pork loin. Oh I'm sure it

3:25

just unfolds. You just need to

3:27

tie it to actually cook it

3:30

to make sure it's even. Yeah,

3:32

that just went into a cooking

3:34

metaphor. I didn't really know don't

3:37

know how that was not attractive

3:39

to me actually is reality gaze

3:41

and this is the last resort

3:43

You're welcome to reality gaze. I'm

3:46

Maddie and I'm poodle. We are

3:48

two ridiculous homosexuals who love tearing

3:50

reality television a new one and

3:52

especially our favorite obsession truly favorite

3:55

TLC's Nadi de fiancé the last

3:57

resort and especially this version The

3:59

last resort. Tell all. Oh, tell

4:02

all. This was like a normal

4:04

tell all as a tell. It

4:06

wasn't earthshaking. Yeah, no one was

4:08

called a whore. That was nice.

4:11

Pregnant whore. With her unborn child's

4:13

master. And no one threw shoes.

4:15

So it was just a normal

4:17

type of tell-all. Before we begin,

4:20

I can't believe that we are

4:22

going to say something, I normally

4:24

say something really positive, but poodle.

4:27

is even excited about a new

4:29

baby in our lives. I am.

4:31

I guess it's a baby. I

4:33

am excited because I like the

4:36

baby's name and I should not

4:38

reveal it because that is her,

4:40

that's her name to reveal. That's

4:42

her name. Caitlin, our social media

4:45

director had her baby. I will

4:47

not say the baby's name other

4:49

than I say I approve of

4:52

it. She better have been listening

4:54

to us when she pushed that

4:56

baby out. Better than listening to

4:58

her husband yell at her. I

5:01

don't require her to listen to

5:03

someone who employs her. That's kind

5:05

of weird. You just made a

5:07

pork loin dick metaphor. We're already

5:10

in weird. It is. It's kind

5:12

of, no, don't do it again.

5:14

It's large, it's very girthy, there's

5:17

parts of it that are misshapen.

5:19

Have you not got bang since

5:21

we got back from Chicago? No.

5:23

No, I've only been back since

5:26

Friday. And we're reporting this on

5:28

Sunday. I've been tired. I had

5:30

someone want to come over last

5:32

night and I fell asleep at

5:35

11. Wow. Oh, are you on

5:37

East Coast time? You hate that

5:39

zone. Not really. Well, central time.

5:42

It just kind of took it

5:44

out of me. The conference took

5:46

it out. Or a ring all

5:48

over the place telling you, is

5:51

it shaming you? You know, I

5:53

actually got some sleep in the

5:55

last couple days. I think my

5:57

body's just ready to get it.

6:00

I think I'm tired. Both good.

6:02

Yeah. I'm sorry to disappoint you.

6:04

No, no dirty slut stories. Well,

6:07

there are, there's, there's room and

6:09

there's, there's a ton to spare.

6:11

Yeah, they're already coming around the

6:13

bed. So congratulations, Caitlin, she had

6:16

her baby. Boy, that didn't take

6:18

long. She went on maternity last

6:20

week and popped it out. I

6:22

mean, you can come back. I'm

6:25

not saying, you don't have to.

6:28

Caitlin you take all the maternity time.

6:30

It's in Canada where they actually have

6:32

rights. So she gets what I'm saying

6:35

all the time she needs. If you

6:37

get bored in between midnight feedings, we

6:39

bought her a really nice milking machine.

6:42

No, no, it is not a milking

6:44

machine that attaches to her breast. You

6:46

are like Florian. You know nothing about

6:49

menopause, nothing about ladies. But when you

6:51

told me about it, I just thought

6:53

it was a machine. You just strapped

6:56

on to your booby and it just

6:58

took it out and just extracted it.

7:00

No, that's called a breast pump, not

7:03

a milking machine. No, no, no. A

7:05

breast pump is something that's like manually

7:07

operated out. No. this is a whole

7:10

machine attached. Okay, you know nothing about

7:12

child. Almost like a computer like 2001

7:14

Space Odyssey. How can you have so

7:16

many degrees and this you just missed?

7:19

Are you, you have no, no like

7:21

to stand on. Well we got her,

7:23

it's like a curig that makes baby

7:26

formula if she needs to. Why do

7:28

you explain it to me like that?

7:30

I said that. And y'all, if you

7:33

have like little K cups and you

7:35

just go. And it's like baby food,

7:37

baby formula. I think it's an espresso

7:40

actually. It might serve coffee too. I'm

7:42

not sure. The baby and the baby

7:44

gets high off caffeine as well. And

7:47

by the way, if you have opinions

7:49

about baby formula or breast milk, I'm

7:51

gonna say this with love. Don't leave

7:54

them here. I don't give us shit.

7:56

So, and we're not gonna put it

7:58

in the Facebook. You do you. It's

8:01

too divisive so no one goes about

8:03

it. My mother has a lot of

8:05

fucking opinions about it. We don't care

8:08

because we don't have babies. We're childless

8:10

gay men. So there's that. Nope, it

8:12

goes along with no puppies. Can't talk

8:15

about milking machines in the group. God,

8:17

how did you get me here? I

8:19

feel like I'm you. Did you ever

8:22

see that? It was a Mr. Show

8:24

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14:16

She was just talking. She was just

14:18

talking. I wasn't interested in

14:20

classical. You didn't even, God, I

14:23

wish you. I really was kind

14:25

of hoping that if any artless.

14:27

If anyone could take you down

14:30

and you surf your power, it

14:32

would be a gay nephew. It's

14:34

not important to my brother and

14:37

sister-in-law to like do music. It's

14:39

just not important to them. They're

14:41

not going to much. They're not

14:44

going to encourage it. Yeah.

14:46

Another more talent lost. Who

14:48

knows? Vital squandered. It is

14:50

with you. The line ends with me.

14:53

I'm not going to have any

14:55

children. Thought I could pass it

14:57

on. Guess not. Guess not. Guess

14:59

not. I'll just die barren. Okay.

15:01

All right. All right. All right.

15:04

Let's jump in. I think this

15:06

story, this Brandon and Julia

15:08

story about the guy, she

15:10

kissed. I don't even, I

15:12

don't even think they care.

15:14

I was like, did they

15:16

aren't in the honor? Are

15:18

they acting because Betty and

15:20

Roncha have been way more

15:23

upset. It's such a nothing

15:25

burger. And Jasmine goes, peck

15:27

or fringe case I need

15:29

to know. And she's like,

15:32

I don't want to know.

15:34

She's like, I do. And

15:36

Brandon does say, this is the

15:39

thing. I feel like them

15:41

belaboring it only makes Brandon

15:44

feel worse. And I don't know

15:47

why. I don't know why we're

15:49

doing it because obviously

15:51

everybody on the

15:53

stage. has a different relationship

15:56

than Julian Brandon, which seems like

15:59

it's built. on something more. And

16:01

they're all like jealous and like,

16:03

oh my God, can you believe

16:05

that? And Brannon is like, well,

16:08

I'm actually just hurt and I

16:10

wish we'd stopped talking about it

16:12

and I could actually take time

16:14

to process it. But sure, if

16:17

you want to talk about it,

16:19

fine. I mean, even Brandon says,

16:21

or later on, we really don't

16:23

have problems when I'm hearing about

16:26

everybody else. Yeah. So yeah, it

16:28

just felt, yeah, I agreed. Julia

16:30

says we had a huge fight,

16:33

I thought we were done, but

16:35

he thought it was just a

16:37

little fight. She was still in

16:39

Russia, but he had already applied.

16:42

And then Ron and Betty come

16:44

back and she goes, oh, I

16:46

forgot they were here. Julie, that

16:48

was so funny. She's like, oh

16:51

no. The opinion collata has kicked

16:53

in. Betty's face is so with

16:55

the sunburn and with the drink.

16:57

They're both just drunk and just

17:00

flushed face. And then there's like

17:02

the goofy smile that both of

17:04

them have of them have. They're

17:07

just such idiots. So Julie goes,

17:09

they say basically, you know, she

17:11

made a mistake and Brandon's like,

17:13

put it behind you, Ron says,

17:16

because you chose Brandon and I

17:18

think they should move on. And

17:20

Julie's like, the only time parents

17:22

on my side. And she says,

17:25

no one is innocent. What did

17:27

hurt me is Brandon's like. Actually,

17:29

I am. And I haven't been

17:31

kissing anybody, and I wish, I

17:34

wish she, I think about Julia,

17:36

she does like to homina homina

17:38

over things. And I understand why

17:40

he completely can't trust her. Yeah.

17:43

Because Sean asked him, and yeah,

17:45

he said that 100% that makes

17:47

sense. She's going to be secretive

17:50

about things that will displease him,

17:52

because she's not really grown up.

17:54

Um, yeah, she's where yeah, she's

17:56

two. It's one of those trust

17:59

things like not a minute. manipulative

18:01

way, but you but still when

18:03

someone hides things from you because

18:05

they're scared of telling you to

18:08

upset you that still makes you

18:10

not trust them Right exactly So

18:12

she says basically I've never I've

18:14

been kissed anyone in the US

18:17

Since we were married. That's good.

18:19

She's promised she's never cheated and

18:21

she goes over to him and

18:23

hugs him and says I I

18:26

I I promise you I'd be

18:28

a good wife He's like, but

18:30

it just hurts. I love that

18:33

he's just sitting there looking up

18:35

at her like some type of

18:37

cuckold or something. Yeah. Or like,

18:39

uh, he just seems exhausted by

18:42

the whole process. Stand up, fucking,

18:44

Jesus Christ. And do you notice

18:46

how all the other couples just

18:48

kind of start fighting over Brandon

18:51

and Julia? Like, who's right? And

18:53

they're all selfishly using them as

18:55

a reflection for their own relationships.

18:57

I did notice that, yeah. It's

19:00

actually sad that they have to

19:02

use them as chess pieces. And

19:04

they can't, these people are so

19:07

broken. Yeah, I loved when Ari

19:09

was like apologies me nothing. Yeah,

19:11

we know you're not making the

19:13

mistake again that matter And their

19:16

way her mom her mom got

19:18

it looked like she went to

19:20

glamour shots. Oh the glow up

19:22

and she's got a color in

19:25

her hair. Yeah, she looks great.

19:27

We're gonna see her jacket Janice.

19:29

We're gonna see her next week

19:31

looks like she got a little

19:34

ozimpic too. Maybe great And Brandon

19:36

says well this happens again. I'm

19:38

out And she even says, do

19:40

you 100% trust her? She says

19:43

no. And she kind of says,

19:45

okay. Which I thought was a

19:47

great thing to do. I was,

19:50

the reason where I went, did

19:52

we already know about this? It's

19:54

because I wasn't surprised what Ron

19:56

said, but I was shocked when

19:59

Betty said, you know, this happened

20:01

a long time ago. Just love

20:03

her and put it behind. and

20:05

I went, oh my God. You

20:08

know why they're being nice, right?

20:10

They want her to want to

20:12

have a baby. They do. They're

20:14

going to, especially on camera, they're

20:17

going to, they've now, they now

20:19

realize that Julia's here to stay,

20:21

it's time for charm offensive. Now

20:23

on private, they're going to be

20:26

blah blah blah blah to her,

20:28

but now it's all time for

20:30

smiles. If Julia thinks that Betty

20:33

was a nightmare with Brandon, just

20:35

wait till when she has their

20:37

child. Oh my God! But at

20:39

the same time, Julia will finally

20:42

have a bargaining chip. That's true.

20:44

To get what she wants. True.

20:46

True. I'd almost have a child

20:48

if I could use it as

20:51

a bargaining chip. I mean, hopefully

20:53

your brother to use yours with

20:55

his, with your mom. Didn't work

20:57

out that way. Oh, hard to

21:00

do that for Mother Poodle. Shall

21:02

we move on to Rob and

21:04

Sophie? Do we have to? So

21:07

Sophie's talking about her boob job

21:09

and she says, I'm more confident.

21:11

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21:13

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21:16

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21:18

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27:59

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28:01

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Broadway show. It is it's a

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musical song cycle that has really

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28:14

that has no business being on

28:16

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28:18

at the innovation they they have

28:20

them they have another each other

28:22

scenes co-mingling throughout yeah so it's

28:24

yeah it's dumb dumb dumb dumb

28:27

did you ever see the movie

28:29

I never did it Not a

28:31

surprise. But um... Anna Kendrick was

28:33

fine. They should have dubbed her.

28:35

Jeremy Jordan sang it really well.

28:37

I don't know if he even

28:39

knew who his character was. Welcome

28:42

to Poodles' bitch musical theater corner.

28:44

We always end up here. We

28:46

always end up here. Where were

28:48

we? So later on we find

28:50

out. Rob dated someone who was

28:52

British and I do and Rob

28:55

was like it took me a

28:57

while after the breakup and Josh

28:59

goes yeah I was with him

29:01

all the time we were just

29:03

like hanging out because he and

29:05

I are best friends yeah and

29:07

then Ross said yeah so then

29:10

after three months and I went

29:12

three months yeah three months they've

29:14

been married for what two years

29:16

now three years they've been together

29:18

Yeah, well that's about your mother's

29:20

timeline. That's fair. Come on. But,

29:22

um, yes, a month later. Yeah,

29:25

the man dies right in front

29:27

of her face and the next

29:29

month she's on match. She likes

29:31

to be alone, apparently or not.

29:33

Doesn't like to, yeah. I was

29:35

very, I'm not even ready to

29:37

date yet, and I'm two years

29:40

out of it. So I think

29:42

this was a little soon. I

29:44

think this was boredom. And yeah,

29:46

well, I think a lot of

29:48

people once they once they get

29:50

our relationship, they they need something

29:52

to do. And they're just like

29:55

piddling, you know, they're not, they're

29:57

not. I don't think they're looking

29:59

for the one. Do you think

30:01

they're bored? Yeah, I think they're

30:03

bored. So do you think Rob,

30:05

just by happenstance, dated a girl

30:07

who was British or was that

30:10

to get back at Sophie? I

30:12

don't know if you can filter

30:14

for British on the apps, but

30:16

maybe he had a lot of

30:18

offers, but he did choose the

30:20

British win because it seemed most

30:22

familiar. So you don't think there

30:25

was any ill intent like him

30:27

trying to make Sophie jealous or

30:29

anything? Because I do, but I

30:31

also... I think it maybe his

30:33

added bonus. I don't think he

30:35

actively tried to find a British

30:37

person. I think the other part

30:40

of this where she went out,

30:42

Sophie went out with someone after

30:44

four months, she added a guy

30:46

and a girl and they both

30:48

had kids. What was interesting, Rob

30:50

spills the beans because he can't

30:52

help himself. The guy she dated.

30:55

was the baby father the father

30:57

of the woman's child child which

30:59

just tells you y'all Sophie hasn't

31:01

learned anything I went and you

31:03

that's what I said you've learned

31:05

nothing you need to be messy

31:07

you need to live in chaos

31:10

I we've said before if we

31:12

said it way maybe even on

31:14

a different season Rob is not

31:16

the worst that so no No,

31:18

in fact, he's probably one of

31:20

the better ones. Oh, I don't

31:22

like to think about that. I

31:25

don't like to think about that.

31:27

Yeah, shit. And so they talking

31:29

about, also, y'all, this is, this

31:31

is a desperate attempt to live

31:33

in absolute mess. Even if she

31:35

didn't know this, there were signs

31:37

that led her towards something like

31:40

this. This kind of really gross,

31:42

like, like, boundary, there's no boundaries,

31:44

no boundaries in a relationship like

31:46

this. It's just, ugh, ugh, help.

31:48

Help! Help! I made a secret

31:50

religion, chap! God, you lost your

31:53

voice covering that show. I tell,

31:55

oh my God, I miss that

31:57

show. It's still one of the

31:59

most craziest shows on television. So

32:01

they were talking and they find

32:03

out, it's like, can you guys

32:05

stay friends? And Sophie says, I

32:08

think it's healthy for us really

32:10

not to speak, which is interesting

32:12

coming from her because I feel

32:14

like she probably leaves voice notes

32:16

on his phone all the time.

32:18

Hey Rob, I'm just sitting here

32:20

with this plushie and I turned

32:23

around sad and I realized he

32:25

went here and I want to

32:27

tell you I'm sad and I

32:29

really loved the little troll doll

32:31

she got me and just thinking

32:33

about him. If you could send

32:35

me some candy I'd really love

32:38

that. All right, bye. And he

32:40

needs to be, he needs her

32:42

on the line so he will

32:44

feel wanted but at the same

32:46

time to be able to be

32:48

able to shame her to shame

32:50

her. For it's it is such

32:53

talk about toxicity all Yeah, this

32:55

is this is something they do

32:57

need both of them do need

32:59

but Rob can't because in a

33:01

way Rob needs to always have

33:03

contact with her to tell her

33:05

She's right about how wrong she

33:08

feels about herself Rob needs to

33:10

continue to tell her that she's

33:12

wrong. I The older I get

33:14

the more I feel like you

33:16

know we talk about oh well

33:18

it's hard for men to go

33:20

to therapy because their condition not

33:23

to talk about emotions. I'm kind

33:25

of the less I think it's

33:27

not that as much. I think

33:29

a lot of men don't want

33:31

to go to therapy because they

33:33

don't want someone to tell them

33:35

that they're wrong. Oh yeah. But

33:38

that's what it's more about then

33:40

because men don't talk about their

33:42

emotions with other men that they

33:44

know are going to validate them.

33:46

They can't tolerate pain. No, they

33:48

can't. No, that's when they drink

33:50

too much, start crying, and you

33:53

do gay shit. But. Oh, I

33:55

love those nights. Oh, I love

33:57

those nights. Southern night, too. Then

33:59

they're talking about divorce, and he's

34:01

like, Rob's is inevitable. We got

34:03

to it. And Rob's, and also,

34:05

Natalie just pipes up, and this

34:08

was incredible. Natalie said, you know

34:10

Rob is a great guy. You

34:12

only deserve good stuff, but I

34:14

believe Sophie might be a good

34:16

person, but just lost a little

34:18

bit. Oh. And everyone just goes.

34:20

And Sophie good for her. She's

34:23

like, that's funny coming from you.

34:25

Yeah, she's like, you had no

34:27

idea what I experienced. She's like,

34:29

don't judge me. You don't see

34:31

my relationship. And Natalie's like, you

34:33

know, Natalie, I don't know. I

34:36

did only mean it. No, no,

34:38

no, it's a dig. It's a

34:40

dig. Natalie will continue to side

34:42

with the man against the women

34:44

through that we saw this in

34:46

the very beginning. It's, it's, you

34:48

can, you can, you can sit

34:51

your watch by it. Also, she

34:53

probably was sitting there going, I

34:55

bet when, what happens is once

34:57

Natalie stops talking, she immediately starts

34:59

going, vone Mississippi, vone Mississippi, and

35:01

she's just counting how many seconds

35:03

it is that she hasn't said

35:06

anything. Yes. And she, I bet

35:08

her limit is like. 90 seconds

35:10

and then she's got to interject

35:12

something. Well she stares, she just

35:14

sits there and stares like she's

35:16

on the edge of it like

35:18

poaching on a cliff. She's Babiaga.

35:21

So at the end there's this

35:23

weird thing at the end where

35:25

they showed a clip that from

35:27

between the sheets that we'd never

35:29

seen. No. And it's Jasmine saying

35:31

Sophia's a sugar daddy. And Jasmine

35:33

was talking about however, she's like,

35:36

my producers love me, they tell

35:38

me everything and... Obviously this wasn't

35:40

aired. And she's like, she told

35:42

somebody and that person told me

35:44

that this sugar daddy pays for

35:46

everything. And Jasmine says, I don't

35:48

know the details, but it's a

35:51

rich guy. And she's telling you.

35:53

Yeah. And that's why she's always

35:55

traveling. And Jasmine's like. I don't

35:57

judge, she's young. Get your bag.

35:59

Which was probably great for her

36:01

to, she's like, because Rob is

36:03

useless, so get your bag. And

36:06

I was like, oh, you know,

36:08

that's Jasmine. So anyway, so anyway,

36:10

yeah, this guy, he's 93, oh,

36:12

sugar daddy. And now he goes,

36:14

what? He's that's a joke. Okay,

36:16

I gotta say she delivered it

36:18

well. The way she said it.

36:21

And we all just kind of,

36:23

Sean Sean Robinson was about to

36:25

about to go. Oh, I'm going

36:27

to have to call Pastor Tim

36:29

real quick after this. So Rob

36:31

says, you know, this whole sugar

36:33

daddy thing came from Jasmine, because

36:36

when I was talking to her

36:38

on the curb, she was talking

36:40

about how do you pay your

36:42

bills and maybe so he's got

36:44

a sugar daddy. So Rob is

36:46

actually accusing Jasmine of making up

36:48

this entire story. And Jasmine was

36:51

like, yes, I ruined your marriage.

36:53

So sorry. So sorry. Do you

36:55

think that she made up this

36:57

story. I do. I

36:59

do too. I do too. I

37:01

think she's totally shit stirring in

37:03

this. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I

37:06

do. Uh, that's Jasmine. And, but

37:08

later on, did you, it's almost

37:10

like Sean decided that too? It's

37:12

because they completely dropped the subject

37:14

matter. They dropped it. They took

37:16

a break. They said they're gonna

37:18

get back to it. We'll see.

37:20

But, but, but this would be

37:22

huge. I know. If it was

37:25

true. if it was true. So

37:27

they take a break and they

37:29

come back and while they're I

37:31

gotta look I don't know the

37:33

particulars but I'm thinking I mean

37:35

clearly this is not a union

37:37

shoot because you can't be filming

37:39

people during lunch they gotta have

37:41

their breaks and the camera crew.

37:44

You know what there ain't no

37:46

breaks on the last resort. I'm

37:48

like as a grip is she

37:50

getting a break I don't think

37:52

so they may have breaks and

37:54

then they do Like or like

37:56

cast breaks so they're eating. Like

37:58

to ask for Veronica. like, are

38:00

you really on the entire time?

38:03

Though, but the cruise union, I

38:05

would, they would have to be.

38:07

Wouldn't they? I don't think so.

38:09

Gotta be union. No, I don't

38:11

think so. It's reality. I guess

38:13

not, but it's definitely not for

38:15

Lulu with those long-ass seasons. Yeah,

38:17

that's true. I guess it's not.

38:20

Oh, which, by the way, are

38:22

we recording our first Lalo this

38:24

week to drop? Yeah. We are,

38:26

so y'all, it's gonna come out

38:28

on the free feed this week,

38:30

on the public feed. We really

38:32

buried that. We did. Well, good

38:34

for those that skip the announcements,

38:36

you get to fucking hear it.

38:39

Love After Lockup, season one, episode

38:41

one. You'll never get over that.

38:43

I will not. I will not.

38:45

That just tells you, if you

38:47

think I'm the one who holds

38:49

on to things, no. It's this.

38:51

I'm trying to listen to everybody.

38:53

Oh my god, were you that

38:55

person? Yes! Oh, I was making

38:58

fun of you. Yes! I think

39:00

you were bullied you in school.

39:02

Yeah, I probably would... I'd come

39:04

up with things to call you.

39:06

You would, you would be horrible.

39:08

Yeah. Horrible, horrible. Chamberneck. Big ears.

39:10

But it would give me strength

39:12

and I would go on and

39:14

become a stronger person and you

39:17

would always say the same and

39:19

I'd come back and you'd just

39:21

be a fat choir director and

39:23

I would be a pretty gay

39:25

man. And that would be the

39:27

best revenge. Yeah, Oklahoma wouldn't treat

39:29

me well. I'd be like, hey

39:31

Jaybert, how are you? Well, this

39:33

is my wife Linda. We've been

39:36

together 21 years, got three kids,

39:38

two great kids. You lock her

39:40

sweater, I picked it out. Yes,

39:42

and then as soon as all

39:44

your kids were grown, you hurriedly

39:46

went and adopted more children, so

39:48

that way you didn't have to

39:50

pay attention to your wife. Hmm,

39:52

good strategy. It's a good strategy.

39:55

So, uh, there's a little bit

39:57

of a break where Julie is

39:59

dressing up in the pup mask.

40:01

Which I really, I kind of

40:03

enjoyed. And there's

40:05

a thing where, who is

40:07

this? Jasmine calls Matt we do

40:10

get a bit of Jasmine calling Matt and

40:12

just saying like all the men are sitting

40:14

together they're calling me a slut and Matt

40:16

even says again on the phone behind

40:18

closed doors he said Gino agreed to this

40:21

open marriage but I think he wants the

40:23

guys to be on his side till they

40:25

fight and keep them take up for him

40:28

which is totally true. Jasmine says I'm

40:30

not playing the victim I'm nobody's bitch nobody's

40:32

beach anyway we're back and it's time to

40:34

talk about Stacy and Florian Y'all

40:36

this went exactly the way we

40:39

said it was going to go. They got back

40:41

and things were fine for a bit and

40:43

then last three or four months I've

40:45

been rocky because in Florian says

40:47

just right there well the therapy

40:49

really helped her but not me

40:51

because I don't believe therapies. Well

40:53

he can't because he's a seven-year-old

40:56

seven-year-old man. When are we having

40:58

the therapists I know they're

41:00

going to be involved in the tell-all.

41:02

I don't know when they're going to

41:05

come that's so... I kind of want

41:07

them to like, I know, like on

41:09

shrinking or something, I kind

41:11

of want them to break therapeutic

41:13

codes, and instead of being supportive,

41:15

I just kind of have to

41:17

work after, so I don't want

41:19

that for them. I know, but well, no,

41:21

but think about it. I think you'll like

41:24

this side. What if they do the

41:26

tell-all, and Sean says, all right, everyone,

41:28

we wish you all the best, but

41:30

wait. The library

41:32

is now open and then

41:34

the three therapists come out

41:36

and shade glasses and just

41:38

tell people how fucked up

41:40

they are for their problems

41:42

and what they're never gonna

41:45

solve. No, I would enjoy

41:47

that. Fuck your careers. I

41:49

need that. You're right. You

41:51

see Reba just going, putting

41:53

on the glasses? Polyamery?

41:55

You think this is

41:58

ethical nominogamy? And

42:00

James going, girl, I need

42:02

to tell you something. Girl,

42:04

Jay's going to be like,

42:06

girl, Gino, the only poly

42:08

relationship you were going to

42:10

be with is with your

42:13

five friends. Mother thumb and her

42:15

four daughters. That is, oh, I need

42:17

that now. I could write those jokes,

42:19

y'all, if you need it. We could

42:22

write these jokes. Just call us, we'll

42:24

do it. We could write, you know

42:26

who I want to give applause to

42:28

by the way? I should say,

42:30

whatever, I have something else, never.

42:32

I should save it for, if you

42:35

don't listen to the gaily dose, this

42:37

would be a bow down. But I'm

42:39

not, but just give you a hint,

42:41

y'all tune in to the gaily dose

42:44

every Friday. But whoever writes

42:46

the lines on Ru Paul's drag race

42:48

for when Ru tells someone if they

42:51

did well or bad, like at the

42:53

end. The puns, I mean

42:55

that person needs to win an

42:57

Emmy. Are they non-union too?

42:59

God, it's awful. They're

43:01

hungry. I know some

43:03

people around the show. So.

43:06

Don't we support unions? Because

43:08

we're a union podcast.

43:11

We are. We are. Anyway, but

43:13

aren't they good though? They are.

43:15

Good not union work. So

43:18

at this point, we're talking

43:20

about. We're talking about

43:22

union work. Stacey says, you

43:24

know, I put in the work and

43:26

Florian's like, yes, we good,

43:28

not the bad idea. There's you

43:30

do, you do, you do, you

43:33

do the therapy and that's good.

43:35

And yeah, basically you let her

43:37

do all the effort. Stacey says,

43:39

you know, it's fine some more

43:41

joy and hanging out with the

43:43

boys. It's like, cigarettes, I

43:46

feel like it's didn't want to

43:48

be around me, but like it's

43:50

even like me like me. But

43:52

this is old world male

43:54

behavior. This is like

43:57

what men from the 50s

43:59

did. I... I don't think you're defending

44:01

him. No, I'm not. I

44:03

think actually what you're doing,

44:05

I think there's a difference

44:07

in defending someone and

44:10

also recognizing part of loving

44:12

someone or being in a relationship

44:14

or not even love of accepting

44:17

to be in a relationship with

44:19

someone. Stacey knew who she was

44:21

getting when she chose him. Yeah. And

44:23

I, but that said... I mean, I've been

44:25

in relation, we've talked about that.

44:28

I think she saw, I don't

44:30

know how in this vampire, but

44:32

some type of potential in him

44:34

and thought he would eventually change

44:37

and be the potential. And no,

44:39

Florian is the exactly same person

44:41

he was before. I don't think

44:43

she went that deep. And I

44:45

think their values could not

44:48

be less aligned. No, I've

44:50

actually think Georgie and Darcy are

44:52

a better match. Much more. So

44:54

then they're talking about... They

44:56

haven't had sex in four

44:58

months. And she says... But

45:00

I kind of wanted someone

45:02

to say to Florian. Florian,

45:05

just fuck your wife. He

45:07

doesn't initiate sex. She's like,

45:09

but I don't either. And

45:11

she's like, it's hard to

45:13

talk about because she reveals

45:15

she's going through menopause. And

45:17

she's like, I'm going to

45:19

change. I can't think he

45:22

understands it. I want me

45:24

to pause. Okay, I had

45:26

a thought that I thought this

45:28

is going to be

45:30

a great moment for

45:32

Sean Robinson to

45:35

say, you know, as a woman

45:37

who is over 60, because

45:39

she is, she's over 60.

45:42

And to say, this is

45:44

a tough time. And I know

45:46

when I went through

45:48

menopause. It's a tough

45:50

time and I know you don't know what's

45:53

going on just to reach out and

45:55

say I've been there or or even

45:57

I know that when my mother went

45:59

through something It's hard for women like

46:01

us. And there was nothing. There

46:03

was nothing, I gotta say. It

46:05

was absolutely chilling that she, she's

46:07

like, oh, that's hard, that that's

46:10

all she could support. And at

46:12

that moment, I went, we need

46:14

a new host for the tell-all's.

46:16

Well, when she said, because she did

46:18

say, she's like, I'm sorry, that's

46:20

really, that's a lot, that's really

46:22

hard. That's what a man would

46:24

say. And I thought it felt like she

46:26

was. inadvertently saying like

46:29

I'm sorry you have to go through

46:31

menopause but menopause is a natural

46:33

thing that happens in life and

46:35

instead of being this thing that

46:38

we feel shame about it even worse

46:40

they made they made this stigma even

46:42

worse and Sean Robinson couldn't even get

46:45

out of her robot self I agree

46:47

to talk about menopause I yeah

46:49

I think there was a much more

46:51

I mean what a shame this was

46:53

a much more I mean what a

46:55

shame this was shameful that maybe something

46:58

was cut I don't know she said it

47:00

yeah and it was cut but then that's

47:02

not great on editing why why not

47:04

because there's nobody else old enough

47:07

on the cast to relate to

47:09

that so I'm not creative I was so

47:11

disappointed y'all that we

47:13

couldn't normalize anything about fucking

47:15

menopause and made Stacy feel

47:17

like shit the whole time yeah I agree

47:20

I agree with something's wrong with

47:22

her. The only person who kind

47:24

of, with a little bit of

47:26

Jasmine, when Jasmine said, we know,

47:28

it's a lot of the symptoms

47:31

are like pregnancy, the brain fog,

47:33

yes, and she kind of tried

47:35

to empathize with her a little

47:37

bit. But then we proceeded to

47:39

make it a joke. Like what

47:41

do people know? And all the

47:43

men, you know, and Rob's like,

47:45

you know? Let's make a joke

47:47

about men who don't know about

47:49

menopaws. I don't, I don't mean

47:51

men talking about men, Rob

47:54

man explained menopause. Yep.

47:56

And I don't need to hear

47:58

a man talk about this. Well, but

48:00

that's the joke of it and that's

48:02

what's so bad. That I think people

48:05

kind of do in that they because they

48:07

made it a joke instead of. I don't

48:09

want men to talk about it in

48:11

this way. Men with their wife, they

48:14

should talk about it. It should be

48:16

something that's talked about, but yes. Not

48:18

for the president of the men's rights

48:21

now, counsel. Or just I just wanted

48:23

the other women. I was surprised that

48:25

someone like Ari didn't go, hey. This is

48:28

something that happens to every woman at

48:30

any point in her life, and it's

48:32

not a fucking joke Janice come out

48:34

of the wing wings and talk to

48:36

her like I'm having a hot flash

48:38

right now. It's like God. Yeah, I

48:40

just thought think of the think of the

48:42

demo for this for this show are they

48:44

that dense every woman I know at our age

48:46

is in perimenopause every single

48:49

woman And some people, people are talking about,

48:51

you know, I will say there is, and I

48:53

saw a clip of it, but then I've

48:55

had like five different women talk to

48:57

me and say that a recent, I was

49:00

I guess like a super soul Sunday, but

49:02

Oprah did an interview about paramilitary pause and

49:04

they told me that it was really insightful

49:07

and helpful than him. So just do a

49:09

Google, y'all, if I didn't watch it because.

49:12

But I would I love

49:15

Oprah. I would watch a

49:17

thing about perimenopause. I can

49:19

see I will see that

49:21

that's how I know how

49:24

breast machines work What watching

49:26

Oprah? Oh, yes, yes Anyway,

49:28

later on Stacy says I

49:31

grew up with my mom

49:33

and sister talking about

49:35

heart flesh. I don't

49:37

know and And basically, in Stacey says,

49:40

he yells at me, he says, you're

49:42

a bipolar, and we fight every day,

49:44

and it's a constant battle, and at

49:46

one point, we have a Florian

49:48

fight montage. The one with Jasmine,

49:51

truthfully, where they're fighting. And all

49:53

Florian has to say is at the end,

49:55

it's like, do not poke the bear. And

49:57

Sean looks at him, says, is there

49:59

anything that... You regret Florian?

50:01

For what? For what? What?

50:03

It's like, what have I

50:06

done? And other people, leave

50:08

me alone. Do not touch

50:10

my drink. Floyd, it seems

50:12

like you're triggered very easy.

50:14

No, trick my fun. No,

50:16

trick my fun. No, trick

50:18

my fun. No, leave me

50:20

alone. Florian, this is

50:22

ARA and you have anger

50:25

issues and you're gonna have

50:28

a heart

50:30

attack by

50:32

the ages.

50:34

And That

50:36

was my favorite thing. Don't worry about my life.

50:39

I died right now. I don't give a shit.

50:41

I don't give a shit. Put that on a

50:43

shirt. That's my new flair. That's your new flair.

50:45

That's gonna be on poodles. I died right now.

50:47

Poodles, pillows. I don't give a shit. I don't

50:49

give a shit. And

50:51

Stacey says, And he said,

50:53

you know, because Daisy brings up,

50:55

you can also be a liability

50:58

for me. I'm responsible for you

51:00

still. So if you get a

51:02

fight or anything, he's like, I

51:04

don't get in a fight with

51:06

anyone. And then she said, I

51:08

go out, I never have one

51:10

fight, people leave alone. Right into

51:12

it, because they says, yeah, you

51:14

don't get in the fight, because

51:16

you only got out with girls

51:18

that are flirting with you. And...

51:20

And Jasmine says, if

51:23

these things trigger you,

51:25

you just need to change

51:27

your reactions to them. Well,

51:30

it is, it's that old

51:32

adage of people say, well,

51:34

you made you, you made

51:37

me react this way. Right.

51:39

No, no one makes

51:42

you react anyway. Now,

51:44

people can intentionally try

51:46

to, or try to get

51:49

something, but it. It is all

51:51

in your control to not go

51:53

there. It is. And I think

51:56

we forget about that sometimes.

51:58

You can be, you can

52:00

be. triggered by something,

52:02

but the next step

52:04

is either having the

52:07

response or not having

52:09

the response. Yes,

52:11

and I was

52:13

surprised that Gino

52:16

actually turned to him

52:18

and told him that

52:20

he had angry issues.

52:22

I know. I love you

52:24

like a brother, but I

52:27

do think you have anger

52:29

issues. No, no, no, not

52:31

the mother. No, no, not

52:34

the mother. They get so

52:36

angry at Josh. Y'all, hand

52:38

to God, it's happening. You

52:40

don't think Josh is gonna

52:43

have a book and a

52:45

podcast called The Soft Touch.

52:47

Yes, it's gonna be. It's

52:50

gonna be the Josh method.

52:52

He's gonna be on Joe

52:54

Rogan. He's gonna be on

52:57

Joe Rogan. Yes. Where's the

52:59

flight of stairs? I can

53:01

throw myself down. Because that's

53:03

what I feel like when I

53:05

think about it. I don't blame

53:08

you. I need just one of

53:10

those. Just a staircase, Tony Collette,

53:12

head roll. Maybe some of that

53:14

can roll so you can carry

53:17

it anywhere. Just throw myself down

53:19

it. Yeah. You're literally a Burger

53:21

King. I'm sorry, sir. We're out of

53:23

cheese. Oh! Let's throw. Launch myself.

53:26

Yes, that's exactly what it

53:28

sounds like. And at the

53:30

end I bust my head

53:32

wide open. Yeah, exactly. Yeah,

53:35

yeah, that needs to happen.

53:37

Just to take my staircase

53:39

with me. So, but you know, none

53:42

of that matters because let's

53:44

bring out Darcy and

53:46

Georgie. God, Darcy is

53:48

wearing opera gloves. People

53:51

were responding to her appearance here. I

53:53

think she had an extra chin implant

53:55

because I saw it from the side. Her

53:58

chin does seem stronger. That is what.

54:00

That's what makes her look so

54:02

much different than Stacey. Makes your

54:04

job on look snatched. But it's

54:06

not, it's actually protruding. It's madam

54:09

like, madam the puppet. It could

54:11

be filler, maybe she had a

54:13

chin and chin and one or

54:15

she could have had a filler.

54:18

Maybe it's just dissolved, because filler,

54:20

even on a twin, it's going

54:22

to sit. That's a problem with

54:25

filler. Actually, I think if they

54:27

both had the same facial surgery,

54:29

they probably would look more the

54:31

same. Yeah. And it was, I

54:34

think it was, the way, like

54:36

it was pulled, she was pulled

54:38

back a little bit and the

54:40

chin was pulled forward. And that's

54:43

what made her look extremely puppet-like

54:45

when she got it. I liked

54:47

the, it's very, very dark seat,

54:49

like there's so many accessories. Oh,

54:52

I love the dress with the

54:54

cape and the, it's just so

54:56

much. They're overdressed for the moment,

54:59

it's perfect. Always overdressed for the

55:01

moment. God, Georgie. I don't want

55:03

to smell that Bulgarian rose. Wow.

55:05

I can't even unpack that. So

55:08

Sean says, do you think this

55:10

would help the relationship with Darcy?

55:12

And she gives the most cookie

55:14

cutter canned answer. The twins talk,

55:17

y'all, but they never really, especially

55:19

Darcy. They never really say anything.

55:21

She goes into this long, like,

55:23

pageant answer. Like, it was very

55:26

much a pageant answer. We're sisters.

55:28

We support each other. I want

55:30

her to see. It's all we

55:33

knew. You know, we're judgments on

55:35

my men. I have a judgment

55:37

on hers. We're allowed to, and

55:39

I'm allowed to say it. You

55:42

know, she's allowed to say it.

55:44

Happy was crossed, and Darcy is

55:46

like, well, I didn't know it

55:48

bothered until I would have done

55:51

it. Maybe I didn't call again.

55:53

She's like I wouldn't because they

55:55

show the clip of them having

55:57

to fight and Stacey saying Did

56:00

you have something like we trying

56:02

to hit on my man and

56:04

Darcy's like out there? And That's

56:07

disgusting and Darcy does that face

56:09

where something smells best like that.

56:11

Why would I do that? No,

56:13

that's just gross. That's nasty. Why

56:16

don't you do that? That's so

56:18

nasty. It's not good. I love

56:20

that disgusted face like just smelled

56:22

garbage. I love it so much.

56:25

So much. I y'all, you cannot,

56:27

if I could bottle the magic

56:29

of the twins that they have

56:32

on stage, I would be really

56:34

wealthy. I just think we need

56:36

them back. We need another season

56:38

of D&S. We need D&S. We

56:41

need it. D&S. Anyway, there's... Where's

56:43

my flat of stairs? I know,

56:45

right? They basically talk about the

56:47

fact that Darcy calls Florian to

56:50

talk about Georgie sometimes. And Georgie

56:52

says, and she's like, maybe she

56:54

says type to me. You say

56:56

the same thing to me. You

56:59

say why are you still with

57:01

Georgie? You should get a divorce.

57:03

You should get a divorce. So

57:06

then they start airing their own

57:08

dirty laundry against each other and

57:10

they ask Georgie, Georgie, do you

57:12

think that Stacey and, or sorry,

57:15

Darcy and Florian are too close?

57:17

He's like, um, I don't think,

57:19

so there's nothing to worry about,

57:21

you know, it's like, but does

57:24

she have any reason not to

57:26

trust Florian? She's like, like, that's

57:28

between them, I don't live with

57:30

them, I don't share, they don't

57:33

share everything, Star Stacey should trust

57:35

Florian. He went. Maybe not 100%

57:37

and the entire cast goes. And

57:40

Florian space goes. And that is

57:42

where we leave it. That is

57:44

a tell-all today. That is a

57:46

tell-all. This is normal tell-all speed.

57:49

This was not... Yeah. I feel

57:51

like we're going to vacillate between

57:53

this and... Kuku Magu Crazy Town.

57:55

Yeah, I feel like we all...

57:58

Yeah. I think it's going to

58:00

happen. Which is fine. I'm here

58:02

for it. There's going to be

58:04

Janice's... Janice is coming. Are you

58:07

small? I know we, James told

58:09

me that they are involved in

58:11

the tele, so I think good.

58:14

Maybe they'll come at, maybe look

58:16

at. God, just a reading, the

58:18

library is now closed. I'll write

58:20

your jokes for a fee, for

58:23

a fee. But not non-union, because

58:25

we're Sackball guests and we're not

58:27

allowed to do that. Union rates,

58:29

union rates. All right, everybody, that

58:32

is the show. Let's I'm what

58:34

last resort I'm still here for

58:36

we're still now there is really

58:38

no we're getting 90-day diaries is

58:41

coming next and that's it so

58:43

we don't know there's anything else

58:45

bubbling up in the 90-day ether

58:48

we hope there is but um

58:50

but anyway we've got several more

58:52

episodes to see if you want

58:54

to go back with us though

58:57

to love after lockup to if

58:59

you if you enjoy I want

59:01

to say poodle not even crazy

59:03

if you enjoy just circus-level insanity.

59:06

Yeah. Yes. One floor of the

59:08

Cuckus Nest style. And if you

59:10

like, and if y'all, I want

59:12

to say this, people always want

59:15

us to talk about southern stories.

59:17

We talk the most about our

59:19

growing up on Lalo. Because it's

59:22

so, it's in the air. Yes.

59:24

Like the atmosphere makes us, I

59:26

smell, I smell the magnolias. I

59:28

smell the jasmine, the sassafras, I

59:31

can hear the bacantries, rustling in

59:33

the wind, takes this back. So

59:35

that episode's gonna. The stuff that

59:37

we've told on Lalo. Oh boy.

59:40

So y'all, that episode of classic

59:42

Lalo is gonna drop. Classic. Not

59:44

current season. Not current. Season one.

59:46

We're a classic season. Well, thank

59:49

you mother poodle classic one tryin'

59:51

season one is going to be

59:53

that's gonna be on the public

59:56

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59:58

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