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Copyright 2025. Usually,
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for the weirdest, most wonderful
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reasons you can imagine. Each
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episode is an interview between
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the agency and someone who
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wants out of their life.
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And things generally tend to
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take a twist, or two. Or
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three. The writing is sharp,
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it's real and genuinely funny.
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It kind of feels like
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Douglas Adams meets Fleabag, meets
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Sherlock Holmes. If they were
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all sipping Coco in a
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shadowy backroom somewhere in Paris.
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The voice acting is brilliant.
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The interviewer, the main character,
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is this charming, mysterious, cocoa-obsessed
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enigma, who I personally would
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definitely trust to fake my own
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death. So, of course, I thought about it.
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And I'm going to tell you what it
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is. If I was going to affect my own death,
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I would be on a live job. game show.
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You know, the kind with flashing
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lights, absurd challenges, inflatable food
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flying through the air, things
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like that. So the round
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starts and instead of me
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dodging the oversized obstacle like
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I'm supposed to, I take
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a hit. A 10-foot foam
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hot dog slams into me.
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I stumble back dramatically and
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vanish beneath a set. The
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audience screams, the host yells,
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cue music, ad break, they
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call it a freak accident,
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it's a national tragedy, whilst
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I slip away undetected.
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Last of course, death by hot
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dog trends worldwide. So I
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definitely could not pull that off
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on my own. So I kind
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But for now. Enjoy the
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first episode. Congratulations.
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You've reached
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the Amelia
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project. This phone
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call isn't happening.
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If you're not
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serious about this,
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hang up. Now. If
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you continue, there's no
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way back. Good choice. And
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your life awaits. You'll hear
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back from us within the
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hour. If you don't hear
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back, please consider the whole
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thing a hoax. Leave your message
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after the beep. How
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quick can this be done? I don't
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have much time. I leave planet Earth
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tonight. I'm being launched to Antigon in
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10 hours. I can't get out of
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it. My father-wise won't let me. I
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need help. I need you to intervene.
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My name is Zail Indigo Ravenhart. Founder
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and arch-prease of the Apostles of Antathon.
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Get back to me. Please, quick, help.
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The Amelia project
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by Philip Thorn
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and Einstein Braga
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with music and
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sound design by
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Frederick Barton. Episode
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1. Zail Indigo
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Ravenheart.
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Interesting.
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Hello? Come in? Could
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you draw the curtains?
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Nobody is allowed to know I'm
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here. Those two Italian guys in
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the lobby, are they trustworthy?
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Joey and Salvatore. They don't
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look trustworthy. Those boys are
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hard as Biscotti, but don't
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worry. They're working for you.
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We're all working for you. Amelia is
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at your service. What I want
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is probably impossible. Without
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faith, nothing is possible. With
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it, nothing is impossible. Faith?
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Nothing is impossible. Faith?
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Relax, make yourself
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comfortable. Grab a chair. What?
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Relax, grab a chair. There
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is no... chair. Of course there
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is. No there isn't. Ah, you have
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no faith. Now faith's got nothing
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to do with it. I'm telling
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you there is a chair. You're
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choosing not to believe me. Look,
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this has nothing to do with
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what I believe in or not,
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okay? I can see with my
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own eyes, or rather I can't.
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I can't see. You see, that's
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the point. I can't see the
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chair because it's not there. It
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doesn't exist. Fact. Pity. It's
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a very comfy chair. Prove
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it to me. What? Oh, prove
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there's a chair. Gone. Gone. Sit
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down in it. You can't. You
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have no evidence. Absence
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of evidence is not
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evidence of absence. You're
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really strange. You know that.
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What was your name again?
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Zell indigo Ravenhart. Call
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it even. I looked you up
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on the Google before you came
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in. Zell. Indigo
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Ravenhart. Hmm. This
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was the first hit. What
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am I looking at? It's
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the countdown. Days, hours,
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minutes, seconds. A countdown
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to your death. To
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my departure from Earth.
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Eight hours, 20 minutes,
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35 seconds. Yeah. Does
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that give us some
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of time? Well, that
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rather depends on the
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complexity of the task
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and the funds you have
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at your disposal. How do you
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intend to leave planet Earth? In
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a cannon. You're kidding. I wish
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I was laughing. And this was
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your idea. It's the only way
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to get to Antathon. Antithon? It's
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a long story, and we don't
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have time. There's always time for
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a story. But Amelia, we connect
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stories. If these walls could talk...
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But they can't, can they?
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I'm sorry, did you just ask
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me of how walls can talk? I
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mean this isn't being recorded
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or anything is it? No.
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I'm interested in how someone
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decides he wants to be
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fired into space from a
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cannon, goes out of his
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way to publicize the exact
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time and date, attracts huge
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attention, then realizes eight hours
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twenty minutes and 35 seconds
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beforehand, that maybe it's not
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such a bright idea after all.
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Can I guess? You've lost your
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faith? Whatever this Antithon
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is, you no longer believe
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in it. It's not that
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simple. Okay, what is Antithon?
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You may find it hard to
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believe. I expect nothing less.
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It requires a leap of
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imagination. You're sure you won't
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take a seat. There is
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no... What is that? I
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believe that is a chat.
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Where did he... Come from.
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Do you believe this is
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a chair? I've seen a
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person. Sit down and tell
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me about Antithon.
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Would you mind turning
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that down? It's stressing
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me. Sit down. Tell me about
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Antithon. For every aspect
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of life. There's an
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opposite, right? Fire and
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water. Light and dark. Life and
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death. A thing can only exist by
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having an opposite. Something to compare it
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to. I mean, how would we know
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what good is if there was no
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evil? I agree with that. Everything exists
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in pairs. Earth is no exception. Earth
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has an opposite. And that's Antithon.
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Yes! Earth and Antithon are on
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opposite sides of the sun. They
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circle the sun at 180
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degrees from one another. Like
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twins! That's right. That's right.
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Their identical distance from the
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sun means Earth and Antithon
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have the same exact conditions.
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Same atmospheric pressure, temperature, gravity.
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That's presumably life. Precisely. Wow,
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I think this calls for
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a cup of cocoa. Salvatore!
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Two cocos, please! Each one of
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us has a counterpart
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on Antithon. Oh, what
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proof do you have for
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the existence of Antithon?
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Everything has an opposite.
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The universe needs
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balance. Antithon revealed
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itself to me in a
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vision. Ah. So you
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haven't actually seen
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it? Well, how
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could I? The
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sun blocks it
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from you. It's
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perfectly hidden, even
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from the most
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powerful telescopes.
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So, it's a matter
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of faith. Ah,
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Savatory, grats immediately.
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I have especially
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shipped from Leduma
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Gove. Let's say,
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for the sake of
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argument, that Antithon exists.
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After all, without
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evidence of its absence,
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who am I to disprove
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it? Hmm? Let's say it
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really is a second earth.
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Why are you and your
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followers so hell bent on
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getting there? Why? Yes! Haven't
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we established it would be
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exactly like Earth? It would just
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be more of the same. But
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Antathon is our counter planet,
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not just geographically.
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Everything there is inverse. Every
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decision you make on Earth is played
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out twice. On Earth and on Antathon.
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Your counterpart always does the exact opposite.
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So going to Antithorn means you can
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turn your life around. Go down the
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roads you chose to ignore. Wouldn't you
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like to know what would have happened
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if you'd made different choices? If you'd
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studied art instead of physics. Gone to
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Africa instead of America. If you'd taken
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up that job offer in Paris, if
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you'd just kissed that girl. That's what
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tonight is all about. out. When I founded
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the Apostles of Antithon
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two years ago, I started
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the online timer to give
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myself a deadline. It was
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always my intention to be
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the first person to get
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to Antithon. To meet your
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counterpart? To switch places
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with him. Or her? What? Look, it's
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a nice story, and you tell
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it passionately. I can see
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how you've attracted such a
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following. But tell me. Did you actually
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ever believe this stuff yourself? Or
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was it just a way to
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get famous and make money? I
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still believe in it. No you don't.
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I do. I don't believe you. That's
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your choice. You're messing with me.
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The reason you're here is you don't
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want to get into that cannon, right?
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You want us to fake your death.
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Can it be done? Do we have enough
12:50
time? Well, frankly, you've put
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yourself in a very difficult
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position. You have eight hours,
12:56
14 minutes and six seconds
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left. Shit, shit, shit. We
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might be able to help.
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There's nothing we like more
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at Amelia than a challenge.
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But given how little time
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you've got and the danger
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you've put yourself into, haven't
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you considered, you know? Just legging
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it. Where would I go? They'd
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find me. Your followers? My apostles.
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They've poured their heart and soul
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into this. And the money? Yeah,
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that too. What do you think
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they do? Well, I'm supposed to
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lead the way. Sure, it can
13:31
be done. If I chicken out,
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they'll think it was a scam.
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They'll feel betrayed. They'll want revenge.
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I have no choice. I have
13:40
to get in that cannon. But
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I don't want to be shot
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to Antithon. Because it doesn't exist.
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Because my life would be a
13:48
nightmare there. When I founded the
13:51
apostles of Antithon, my life. It
13:53
was a mess. Two divorces on
13:56
a strange son trying to wean
13:58
myself off a coke. pain addiction.
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I'd hit rock bottom. That's
14:03
when Antithon revealed itself
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to me. All those things
14:07
I could have done differently.
14:09
I envied my counterpart on
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Antithon so much it drove
14:14
me crazy. Then I realized.
14:16
I was the chosen one.
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Antithon had chosen to reveal
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itself to me. My destiny
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was to be the pioneer
14:24
who leads the way there.
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So you founded Apostles of Antithon
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and set the timer. Yes.
14:30
And it was a hit? I mean,
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I couldn't keep up with all the
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emails. Had to hire a secretary. Who
14:37
wrote to you? Well, at first, it
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was, you know, people like me. Victims
14:42
of bad decisions that had led to
14:44
dead ends. Then the media got
14:46
interested. He thought I was bad
14:49
sheet crazy. But I was good
14:51
for ratings. My name started trending
14:53
on Twitter. We're an Antithon t-shirt
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to the Emmys. Lady Gagga mentioned
14:57
me in a song. Marilyn Manson
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became a follower. They wanted to
15:01
do a documentary on me, but
15:03
production could have only started next
15:05
month after I'd already been launched
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to Antithon. Well, that's a bummer.
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I did a lot of interviews,
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though. How did it feel to
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get so much attention? Like I
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was living someone else's life. Taxis,
15:18
talk shows, restaurants, restaurants, hotels, gym
15:20
membership, a new flat. You've been living
15:22
the High Life! It's the problem. Life
15:25
in the fast lane, not all
15:27
that's cracked up to be, huh?
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Oh, no, no. No, it's fantastic.
15:32
My life is wonderful. Which means
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I no longer want to
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switch with my counterpart. His
15:39
life must be hell. Please,
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help me! I can't go to
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Antathon. Hmm, time to put
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metaphysics behind us, I think.
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The only thing that'll get
15:49
you out of that cannon
15:51
alive is... physics. Whatever it
15:53
takes. Have you brought the
15:55
tech specs for the can?
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Excellent. What length is the battery? Um,
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24 feet. Your weight? 126
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pounds? Height? 5 feet
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8.11 inches. Location for
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the launch? Edgeworth Common.
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I'll have to check that
16:11
on a map. Everything all
16:14
right? Computers. Pesky things. Still
16:16
getting used to... Got it!
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Edgeworth Common. Blackball Pub, cricket,
16:21
ground, way or reservoir? Blackburn
16:23
Woods. 8 hours, 10 minutes
16:26
and 1 second. That means
16:28
the launch takes place at...
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1130 p.m. We're going to
16:33
have to control your flight and
16:35
limit the distance will be launched. We'll
16:37
use gunpowder to make a flash and
16:39
a bang, but only a small amount
16:41
and not in the chamber. In place
16:43
of gunpowder we'll use a tank of
16:45
compressed air. Once it's burst, it'll provide
16:47
the propulsion. I suggest we let Salvatore
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operate the cannon. He's experienced with firearms
16:51
and nobody will dare get near him.
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Uh-huh. 126 pounds, 5 foot 8.11 inches,
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that means... The square of your velocity
16:57
exiting the barrel is equal to the
16:59
square of your velocity at the base
17:01
of the barrel, plus twice the distance
17:03
should travel along the barrel multiplied by
17:05
your acceleration. With a final estimated velocity
17:07
of 66 miles per hour and an
17:09
initial velocity of 0 meters, and an initial
17:11
velocity of 0 meters, and taking into
17:13
a counter length of the barrel, which is
17:16
7.8. 59.6 meters per second squared. If
17:18
we raise the barrel 39 degrees, you'll reach
17:20
an altitude of 23 meters and cover
17:22
a distance of 59.05 meters. That will get
17:24
you safely over Blackburn Woods and allow
17:26
you to land in whale reservoir. You're a
17:29
good swimmer? Good would be stretching it.
17:31
Okay, but you can swim. Mm-hmm. Joey will
17:33
be out there in a dingy, but
17:35
it might take a while to find
17:37
you. We can't pinpoint your landing to
17:39
the spot. We'll provide you with a
17:41
whistle. With a whistle. That should make
17:43
it easier. And my followers will believe
17:45
I'm gone? By the time their eyes
17:47
have adjusted from the flash, you'll be
17:49
far from sight. It's the middle of
17:51
the night, remember. It'll be pitch black.
17:53
Oh, that reminds me. We'd better give
17:55
Joey a good searchlight. Now, have you
17:58
given some thought to your re-incarn- What?
18:00
Your new life? How and where
18:02
would you like to come back? Once
18:04
our surgeons are done with you, you'll
18:07
barely be recognizable. Even so, you don't
18:09
want to risk being found out. So
18:11
I suggest you go somewhere far away.
18:14
That sounds good. You want to go
18:16
somewhere you can continue living it up?
18:18
Otherwise, what's the point, right? Macedonia. Macedonia.
18:20
Macedonia? Very cheap. Your savings would take
18:23
you a long way there. You'll be
18:25
able to live comfortably for a few
18:27
months until you found your feet and
18:29
can set up something new. Where is
18:32
Macedonia? There's just one problem. What's that?
18:34
Amelia is not a charity. Our services
18:36
come at a cost. Of course. Amelia
18:39
is expensive. We're the best in the
18:41
business. Okay. So after you've paid us,
18:43
you'll be too broke even for Macedonia.
18:45
That would mean starting from scratch, a
18:48
life of poverty. And that's exactly what
18:50
you want to escape from. So that
18:52
would be kind of ironic, wouldn't it?
18:54
Yeah. So, you're in a bit of
18:56
a bind. Yes. Luckily, I have a solution.
18:59
Yes, has it struck you that
19:01
there's a certain overlap between
19:03
Amelia and Antithon? People are
19:05
attracted to Antithon because of the
19:08
idea of starting afresh. At
19:10
Amelia, that's what we offer. We help
19:12
people who've reached a dead end
19:14
to transition from this life to
19:16
another. I suppose... You said you have
19:19
some high-profile followers, musicians and celebrities.
19:21
That's true. You'd be surprised. I
19:23
want the names of everyone who's
19:25
contacted you. I want access to
19:27
their emails. I want all the
19:29
information you've got on your fans
19:31
and followers. At Amelia we are
19:33
always looking to get our number
19:35
into the hands of interesting
19:38
and influential people. Give me
19:40
your network and your disappearance is
19:42
on the house. Well I guess I... Hang on
19:44
a minute. What? How do I know you'll
19:46
do what you say? You might just
19:49
blow me to pieces and who
19:51
would know? Hmm. Okay, prove
19:53
that you won't do that. I
19:55
can't. So how can I be sure?
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You can't. You need faith. Faith.
20:00
Eight hours, five minutes and
20:02
eight seconds. You know, you
20:04
can torture yourself without,
20:07
or you can start looking
20:10
forward to your new
20:12
life in Macedonia. Do you
20:14
like champagne? Sorry? I hear
20:16
the champagne in the
20:18
Balkans is intolerable. Better
20:21
have a glass now
20:23
before you leave. What do
20:25
you say? I could do
20:28
with a drink. Excellent. Salvatore,
20:30
bring us a bottle of
20:33
our finest vivocico,
20:35
please. You're making
20:37
the right choice. Trust
20:39
me. Ah, lovely. Salvatore,
20:42
would you mind opening
20:44
it? You know what happened
20:47
last time. Sale,
20:49
indigo, Ravenheart. Congratulations.
20:52
A new life
20:55
awaits. The
21:03
Amelia project is produced
21:05
by imploding fictions. In
21:08
association with open health,
21:10
it is at the end
21:12
of the speech. Faith must be at-
21:15
Welcome. Could you draw the curtains?
21:17
It's just- Just certainly. Nobody's
21:19
allowed to know I'm here.
21:22
I don't have much time.
21:24
What I want is probably
21:26
impossible. Without faith nothing is
21:29
possible. With it, nothing is
21:31
impossible. Faith? Make yourself
21:34
comfortable. Grab a
21:36
chair. The Amelia project
21:39
was produced neither by
21:41
imploding fictions nor Open
21:44
House Theatre Vienna. It
21:46
didn't feature Alan Bergen
21:48
as the interviewer, nor
21:50
did it feature Dave
21:52
Moskin as Zail. You
21:54
didn't hear Julia Morizawa
21:56
on the answer phone.
21:58
It was... Neither written
22:00
nor edited by Philip Thorne
22:03
and wasn't directed by Philip
22:05
Thorne or Einstein Braga. Music
22:08
and sound design, not by
22:10
Frederick Barden, no graphic design
22:12
by Anders-Piederson, and Julius I
22:15
Thorne did not help with
22:17
production coordination. This episode wasn't
22:19
recorded at Tongiva Studios, and
22:22
Gabriel Gieba had nothing to do
22:24
with it. The
22:38
Fable and Folling Network, where
22:40
fiction producers flourish. The Dex
22:42
Legacy, original sci-fi audio drama
22:45
from alternative stories. The Dex
22:47
Legacy season 3 Kickstarter is now live.
22:49
We're raising money to make a third
22:51
series of our award-winning drama and we
22:54
need your help. We can end their
22:56
lives at a push of a button,
22:58
no matter where in the world they
23:00
are and they know it. What the
23:02
hell is this about? What do you mean
23:04
we're going to escape? Somebody goes down
23:06
in battle. We keep fighting. The
23:08
others have to keep running. It's
23:10
not even a real plan. All
23:12
you've got is disabled chips, run
23:14
south, keep running south until we
23:17
reach the biggest slum in the
23:19
planet. And then what? No happily
23:21
ever after. They're already looking
23:23
for us. That means perimeters.
23:25
It means searches. It means every
23:28
agent on the planet has been
23:30
put on higher earth. If you
23:32
would like to support the decks
23:35
legacy, season three Kickstarter.
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