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2:18

September 4th, 2027 Hey,

2:27

you're here. You're nearly late. Hey,

2:30

Clive, this is not a location for lunch. I've

2:32

never even been to the floor of the building before.

2:35

I told you to dress smart. Excuse me? That's

2:37

fine, it's fine. We can do a she's all that, alright? Take

2:39

the glasses off at the right moment, shake your hair out, but

2:41

don't make it look like you're shaking your hair out. We don't want

2:43

to be too obvious. Clive,

2:45

I just came up a lot of stairs to

2:47

get up here. Keep talking like that and I will

2:49

take that ostentatious cane you walk with and

2:51

break it over your goddamn skull. Okay, okay, okay.

2:54

What is that on top? The wall, the

2:56

cane.

2:56

Isn't that meant to be a nice cube?

2:59

Yeah. Clive, tell me what's going

3:01

on. Legal has finally cleared

3:03

the patent for overhead type of sleep tech. Continue

3:06

will be officially in development. I heard.

3:09

That must be hard for you. Continue it

3:11

with your baby. It must be hard watching them take it forward

3:13

without you. Sure, they wanted to punish me, but

3:15

who cares, right? All they've got is a ripoff

3:17

of the Amos tech model, and we know that's

3:20

crap tech. Fucks with people's brains,

3:22

even using it in the penal system as a human rights outrage,

3:25

so no point making a song and dance about us having it. Right. Unless,

3:28

of course, overhead had a fringe

3:31

pharma department developing a Wanda

3:33

drug like some incredibly potent,

3:35

half opioid, half tricyclic antidepressant,

3:38

perfectly balanced to specifically target the areas

3:40

of the brain affected by the hyper sleep infusion.

3:43

Clive, I don't know how you know about that, but I couldn't tell

3:45

you. I

3:45

wasn't at liberty to discuss an ongoing

3:47

project. Pat, it's fine. I'm not mad. I'm

3:49

delighted. Okay. Great.

3:52

I mean, I'm still not able to talk about it. I know. I know. I

3:54

don't need you to, okay? That's not why I asked you to be here.

3:57

I asked you here to back me up in a meeting.

3:59

meeting with who? With the board.

4:02

The board of what?

4:03

Directors. What? The board

4:05

of directors. When? About four

4:07

minutes. What? I did say be

4:09

on time. So we had a reservation

4:11

for another liquid lunch, not a meeting with the directors

4:14

of overhead industries. I'll be fine, like

4:16

I said, you're just back up. Look pretty and

4:18

agree with me. What is this meeting about?

4:21

Oh, tell me it is not the Aloha

4:23

eternity. It's the Aloha eternity.

4:25

Oh my god, you have to let this shit go. No, we don't

4:27

let it go. Now here's the time. Oh,

4:29

now is the time? You're asking overhead

4:32

to build a luxury cruise liner at

4:34

a time of unparalleled social,

4:37

economical and environmental uncertainty

4:39

and inequality. Once you've done

4:41

that, your gimmick... It's not a gimmick. Your

4:44

gimmick will be dependent on that

4:46

rip-off cryotech you just disparaged. Our

4:48

work is barely off formula. We have years

4:51

to go. Pam, don't you see? Once they're sold

4:53

on Aloha, then continue and you'll wander

4:55

drug. Do

4:55

you have a trade name for you? What part of barely off

4:57

formula

4:57

do you not understand? I like Eternities

5:00

with an EZE at the end. It fits right in. We

5:03

can give them out when you get your ticket for the cruise. I'll be

5:05

like Willy fucking Wonka. We'll take it under

5:07

consideration. You will? No!

5:10

Oh, well anyway, what I'm saying is, Aloha eternity brings

5:12

the whole thing under one roof. Continue

5:15

Eternities with an EZE. Those beautiful

5:17

nuclear diamond batteries you helped develop before

5:20

you got stonewalled again. All under the

5:22

same umbrella. An umbrella helped

5:24

by me. All I'm asking is that you come

5:26

in out of the rain and stand with me, Pam. Let

5:29

me keep you dry. Clive,

5:30

I know you've been hanging onto this patent

5:32

like it's a bag

5:33

of magic beans, but you're crazy. You're

5:35

beaten down, Pam. I get it. You were

5:37

happy working at Red Valley and it fell apart. You

5:39

were happy with the little nuclear diamond battery

5:41

project and it fell apart. So you had to move

5:44

out of your nice flat. You fella broke up with

5:46

you. You couldn't go home, because America

5:48

is politically and in the case of your home state

5:50

literally on fire. And yes, your wonder

5:52

drug is years away from being ready and you've only

5:54

got six months of funding left. How

5:57

do you know all that? It's my job to know

5:59

that. isn't. Pam, I know you're skeptical,

6:01

you're a scientist. It's only natural, but

6:03

this is real. Right here, right now,

6:06

a real shot at something amazing.

6:08

This is not a real shot

6:09

at anything. You

6:11

are going to get your ass handed to you

6:13

in there. And a cruise ship with a stack

6:16

of cryopods stuffed in the trunk is not

6:18

amazing. Even if they built the

6:20

ship, even if continue comes together,

6:23

even if our drug does what we needed to do,

6:25

even if we managed to get the diamond

6:28

batteries

6:28

to work and build more cryopods. For

6:31

all of this to succeed, you're still

6:33

relying on a lot of rich people wanting

6:35

to tick, abandon my life to go on a holiday

6:37

until I literally drop dead and then please throw

6:40

my body in a metal tube of liquid nitrogen

6:42

off their bucket list. And let's not

6:44

forget you want all of this to happen while

6:47

groups of cryoterrorists are

6:49

in the news right now going into China

6:51

trying to destroy all hypersleep tech.

6:53

Cryoterrorists,

6:54

look, give it a rest, okay? Aubrey

6:56

Wood is just a crazy person who wants attention.

6:59

She'll be locked up in no time. They'll probably put her

7:01

in one of those dodgy hypersleep cells and then

7:03

she'll catch some horrible stasis virus

7:06

and it will be ironic and funny and

7:08

you'll never hear from that little group again. We've got

7:10

two minutes. Clive, I'm out of here. Listen to me. You

7:12

need this, some, you're living in a dream

7:14

world. Money, purpose,

7:17

influence, progress, science,

7:20

money again. Clive, this isn't how you're going to talk

7:22

to them, is it? Also casinos, cocktail

7:24

bars, water slides, come on. Clive,

7:27

are you high right now for real? Yeah, despite

7:29

your valiant attempts to drag me back to the desert of the real,

7:31

yes, of course I am. Well, I was. I should

7:33

top up before we start actually. Clive,

7:36

what the hell? What even is that? Poppers.

7:38

Poppers? The nineties called. They

7:41

want their soft drugs back. Just a sec.

7:42

Clive,

7:45

this isn't the goddamn hacienda. This

7:47

is

7:47

the board of directors. Look who's on their high horse

7:49

now. You ran up the stairs when you thought we were

7:51

having a boozy lunch. Before we start throwing

7:54

stones, your glass house smells suspiciously

7:56

of vodka by the way and by glass house,

7:58

I mean your glass. You know what?

7:59

Fuck you, fuck

8:02

your party boat. I want home. Pam,

8:04

Pam, Pam, Pam, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

8:06

sit down, sit down, sit down. Okay,

8:10

now you're the one making the scene, come on, please. For

8:13

me.

8:13

Okay,

8:16

we probably shouldn't be throwing our dependency issues

8:18

at each other before the biggest pitch meeting of our careers.

8:21

Of your career, maybe, I'm just your glamorous assistant.

8:24

I'm sorry, alright, I'm sorry I'm like this. I'm

8:27

insufferable, can't you? My therapist

8:29

says so. I'm lonely, alright, I

8:31

miss my little girl. I even miss

8:33

my wife. Things are a mess.

8:37

Do you want me to feel sorry for you? No. Well,

8:40

yes, but what I'm saying is,

8:43

we've both hit the skids recently and, I

8:46

don't know, that night at Red Valley, I

8:50

thought I was going to die that night, Pam. Alone,

8:53

in the dark.

8:54

And then you were there, and

8:57

you held my hand. So

8:59

you're going to cry, because I don't

9:01

know how to deal with that. Look, look,

9:03

Becky Landry, Fran Jones

9:05

and the rest of them, they think we're

9:08

both done for. Exhausted

9:10

resources. But we're not.

9:13

Overhead aren't in the position they used to be. Losing

9:15

the race to create hyper sleep was just the tip of the iceberg.

9:19

Things are going far worse than most people know. Becky's

9:21

losing the board. They need

9:23

something big. Something bold.

9:26

We're not about to walk in there and say, oh,

9:28

I've got this fairly workable hyper sleep rip-off, I don't

9:30

know, let's put it in the prisons or something, you're. Right,

9:33

fuck that. Let's go in there and

9:35

ask for half a billion dollars

9:37

to build the definitive luxury

9:39

travel slash end of life care slash hyper

9:41

sleep experience for rich old white

9:43

people who expect to rule the world forever. Because

9:46

you know what that room behind us is full of?

9:50

Rich old white people who expect to rule the world forever. Bingo.

9:56

Screw it. Do it.

9:58

Clive and Pam.

9:59

Is Dr Jennings

10:03

going to be joining us?

10:06

Is she?

10:07

She is.

10:09

This way then please. You ready? Let

10:11

me shake my hair out. Do it inside. There

10:13

will be putty in your hands. Dinosaurs. Okay,

10:15

let's go.

10:16

Tits and peeps, Dr Jennings. Indeed.

10:24

No.

10:51

Oh. Jesus,

10:55

BAM. No. BAM,

10:59

there's

10:59

only two of us. It's a drink for every

11:01

ship they're going to build for us. It's a cookie now,

11:03

is it? Why the hell not? Yeah, why the

11:05

hell not? To the Aloha

11:07

Eternity. And all who

11:10

perish in her. We're

11:15

going

11:19

to build ships together, great big

11:21

ships. That's

11:23

pretty women. Pretty fucking

11:25

women. Oh, BAM. Why

11:30

picklebacks again, they repeat on me. I ordered

11:32

fries, they'll take the edge off.

11:35

Picklebacks are like the ultimate

11:37

shot for the situation.

11:37

Oh, come

11:40

on, tell me your pickleback story. What

11:42

makes a pickleback?

11:45

Grind and bourbon. What do you

11:48

think of when you hear the word brine? Tins

11:50

of tuna. Right. Tuna

11:52

fish. Pickles. It's

11:55

a preservative. It's going to protect

11:57

what you throw inside it. Not sexy. I'm

12:00

not showy, not a million miles

12:02

from a certain cryo infusion I could tell you about,

12:04

yes? Aha. But come

12:07

on, it's salty fish water. Gross!

12:09

But wait, what's this?

12:11

It's Mr. Bourbon. It's vital, it's alive, it's sexy, it's fun, it's- It's

12:13

a goddamn cruise ship. It is a goddamn cruise ship! You

12:16

poured the bourbon on

12:18

top of the brine, you son of

12:20

a bitch,

12:20

you made cryonic preservation

12:28

of the ship. I've

12:31

had a hard prep time, Apple. Look at you.

12:33

What?

12:37

You're welcome, by the way. What?

13:14

you really are the golden boy.

13:17

Yeah, damn right. You never going to answer that?

13:19

I can argue with my wife anytime I like. Today

13:22

is a good day. Shut up. I

13:27

can picture it all, you know, the yellow-hearted

13:29

eternity, beyond the brochure,

13:32

beyond the

13:32

fluffy pitched

13:33

beach. I can see it, the

13:35

roar of the waves, sunset

13:37

over the ocean, gaudy cocktails, too much fake

13:40

tan, bingo nights maybe, I don't know, dancing

13:43

girls. Oh my God, it sounds... Oh,

13:45

I love all that stuff. But underneath

13:48

all that, something deeper,

13:49

something more. Why

13:55

are you here, Clive? Overhead,

13:58

I mean, people like you and me, never

14:00

should have met.

14:02

Why aren't you in Vegas or

14:04

like Blackpool here? Why, everyone

14:06

thinks

14:06

my eye is only on the money. You

14:08

think I don't ruminate

14:09

on the human condition? You

14:10

think cryonics doesn't speak to

14:12

me like it speaks to you? Cryonic preservation...

14:15

speaks to you? No, I didn't

14:17

buy the Aloha Eternity Paint because I wanted to make

14:19

money off someone else's idea. I

14:21

bought it because I believed I had the power

14:24

to make it real.

14:25

You want to take death on holiday? It's

14:27

not so

14:28

crazy, right? All our lives

14:30

we turn away from it, we run from it, we

14:32

pretend it isn't coming for us and the people we care

14:34

about, but

14:35

it is. Death is with

14:37

us

14:38

all the time. You, me, everyone

14:40

from the boardroom today. My

14:42

little girl. So, stop

14:44

dragging it around like a bowling ball in the sun. Here,

14:47

take it to a show. Take it to

14:49

the beach. Put death on your

14:51

bucket list. And then maybe you can genuinely

14:53

rest in peace, for real.

14:55

Truth and rest. And

14:59

wait for better minds than

15:00

ours to bring you back. And then party

15:02

all over again. Amen to that.

15:05

Spoken like a true believer. Next.

15:09

My last picklebacks, then something less salty,

15:12

yeah? You're the boss. So,

15:15

the brine is the cryo-set, the whiskey,

15:17

the cruise ship. How

15:19

does that make this little baby gherkin here? This

15:21

tiny baby gherkin can

15:24

be... Any old

15:26

bastard's stupid enough to give us their money.

15:28

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

15:29

ha! Woo hoo! No!

15:36

No! Right,

15:38

I'm getting bigger. Yeah, try something for me.

15:47

Bae, I told you, I'm working.

15:49

Can we please discuss this later? Alright, Bae.

15:52

You know, we're off the clock, aren't you, Clive? Oh,

15:54

man. Hey. Rebecca

15:56

wanted me to congratulate you on your pitch

15:59

today.

15:59

Yeah, it's a

16:02

good bet, Fran. I know it isn't the future

16:04

you might have had in mind for R&D. Nothing

16:06

has ever come out of your mouth

16:08

is what I had in mind for this company. But

16:10

it's not my company.

16:12

I just wanted to know, this time, no

16:15

matter how wild your pen continues, your

16:17

name is being all over this in permanent marker,

16:20

you're

16:20

going to live or die on the low-hire internist's

16:22

flight. In many ways, that is kind of the point. I think

16:24

I might borrow that, actually, Fran. I hope

16:26

for your sake you write about us.

16:28

Even us, I'll be taking a swimmer's

16:30

seat towards the Golden Boy and take a

16:32

golden shower. I

16:36

thought

16:36

you were going to speak to her. No, no,

16:38

that was Francesca. The hell does she want?

16:41

She wants to sit very close to me while I get showered

16:43

in piss. Say that again? Don't

16:46

worry about it.

16:48

Hey. Hey what?

16:51

I am grateful, you know.

16:54

I know. I'm just smiling like that. Just

16:58

thinking about the future. I'll

17:00

drink for that.

17:13

I'm

17:25

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17:28

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17:33

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