0:00

uh -uh, baby. Ain't no way you done took a

0:02

shower that fast. No, baby, you didn't. That's why

0:04

it's dry. You know what? Part of me really

0:06

want to let you stay stinking. Because I'm tired

0:08

of arguing with you. Because if you like it,

0:10

okay, fine. That soap is dry. Ain't no way

0:12

you walking past me smelling like two mechanics. Come

0:14

here. Let me smell it back your neck. Don't your

0:16

booty be itching. You won't go nowhere with

0:18

me smelling like that. You doing all this talking,

0:21

but you still musty. Go take a shower

0:23

for real. Oh, no. Uh -uh. See this? I

0:25

know you didn't take no good shower because the

0:27

floor not wet. See, when you take showers,

0:29

the floor be soaking wet. It's dry. Where's

0:31

all the steam on the mirror? I know what

0:33

the problem is, though. The problem is they don't make

0:35

toasty no more. This is

0:37

water. You probably didn't use none of

0:39

this, did you? No, you didn't.

0:41

No, you didn't. Every day you

0:43

just want to be stankin'. You

0:46

just, you want to be

0:48

stankin'. Hold it! He's Hans -Man,

0:50

Hans -Man. It's Gary. I

0:52

want to hip you to the tea. It's

0:55

Gary, though. Oh my God, man. He about

0:57

to pour some tea. This boy in the

0:59

tea is real hot. The tea is so

1:01

hot. The windows are foggy. Ladies and

1:03

gentlemen, y 'all give it up for

1:05

Gary Brown. Hey, ladies and gentlemen. Good

1:08

morning. Good morning. America good

1:10

morning to you it's Wednesday a

1:12

beautiful beautiful day in the neighborhood and

1:14

here's what's happening in celebrity news y 'all

1:16

no means no that's what Shannon

1:18

Sharpe alleged accuser is saying to Mr.

1:21

Sharpe now they're saying that Shannon Sharpe

1:23

accuser confronted him y 'all over the

1:25

alleged January the 2025 sexual assault y 'all

1:27

when a newly released takes message honey

1:29

showing that the woman told him

1:31

no means no Shannon now they're saying

1:33

that the convoy took place y 'all

1:35

on the evening of January the 20th

1:37

I mean the second a day after

1:40

New Year, y 'all, and they're saying that

1:42

the day, honey, Jane Doe alleged in her

1:44

lawsuit that Sharp raped her. Now, Miss

1:46

Doe tells Sharp, you know what mean? I

1:48

cried when you left because I begged

1:50

you to put a card them on and

1:52

you put it in my... And you

1:54

didn't listen. I don't

1:56

care what our history is. She

1:58

said no means no Shannon and she

2:01

went on the tail sharp I don't know

2:03

how to process this and in response sharp

2:05

asked if he could call her later and

2:07

it's unclear y 'all if the two were able

2:09

to talk about the man on the phone

2:11

and here's what went down. I don't know anything

2:13

I say you're just gonna like get mad at

2:15

and you're just gonna hang up on me so

2:17

I feel like I'm going, going,

2:19

going. See you later, dear. What

2:22

what does that even mean? I

2:25

don't want to

2:28

be don't manipulate me Yes

2:46

Yeah, when he say he told her yes,

2:48

how he said yes, you do. I

2:50

don't think you have a choice in

2:52

the matter Yeah, he just you know and

2:54

I just think that sex talk that's

2:56

where play it's weird like a Role

2:58

playing there's text messages sent

3:00

out from her requesting

3:02

to be Choked and

3:04

put a dog collar on her and all

3:06

that stuff and put a big black

3:09

baby in her and all that stuff But

3:11

guess what? It does not matter. They

3:13

could have been sex -talking they could have

3:15

been role -playing away She said he allegedly

3:17

raped her and that's what's gonna go down

3:19

honey. He's gonna be killed If there

3:21

was role -playing like that, that's gonna be

3:23

hard to prove and court because when you

3:25

got jurors sitting there listening to the

3:27

text messages back and forth and that's and

3:30

they talk about she wants you want to

3:32

be choked and all that kind of

3:34

stuff and he'd say, I'ma choke you when

3:36

I see you or whatever. This might

3:38

be how they get down and then it

3:40

depends on how long they've been messing

3:42

around, what kind of consensual sex they've been

3:44

having. Yeah, but if he offered

3:46

to pay her $10 million to let

3:48

this go and she said no, she don't

3:50

know damn 10 she won't 50 million

3:52

and stuff So that mean there's some guilt

3:54

right there you admit you offered to

3:56

pay her so but I don't understand how

3:58

could people it's particularly me and be so

4:00

dumb And why would you first of all honey?

4:02

I would be doing Morris cold honey when

4:04

I'm talking to somebody they know when I would

4:07

be talking you talking and saying stuff like

4:09

that to this one And you don't know she's

4:11

taping you everybody's taping them so I wouldn't

4:13

say nothing out of content if I'm a situation

4:15

like this. That's just

4:17

a risky run when you're dealing with somebody that

4:19

young and immature. You don't know which way they're

4:21

going to fly with it. You know what I

4:23

mean? Because they don't think beyond tomorrow. You know

4:25

what I mean? And you got too much to

4:28

lose. That's just being a person in that position,

4:30

you have too much to lose. If he was

4:32

my friend and he thought he was messing with

4:34

somebody like that, I'd be like, bro, think about

4:36

this before there. Don't do it. Think about it.

4:38

Yeah. Man, don't do that. You got too much

4:40

to lose, dawg. And then he don't care. I

4:42

mean, and this was a day after New Year's.

4:45

Settling great new years with his family, but

4:47

he had with the only fans down, woman,

4:49

and not about to lose all his little

4:51

change, honey, and his notoriety, whatever, because just

4:53

for that, I just think that is the

4:55

craziest thing. How could men be so dumb

4:57

with that kind of money and stuff, and

4:59

then you mess with somebody that's young, even

5:01

though both age don't really matter to me,

5:03

it's just you just putting yourself out there

5:05

like the honey. They say you don't mess

5:07

with nobody that don't have as much to

5:10

lose than you do, and you playing with

5:12

the only fans, woman, please. You

5:14

know, that's how long they've been messing around.

5:16

It probably ain't been that damn long, honey.

5:18

But I mean, if he wasn't messing around

5:20

with a law and still not she's suing

5:22

him, that's still stupid. You know, I think

5:24

it was a couple years. Oh,

5:26

man, that's bad. Now she's only

5:28

20 years old though. Yeah. So

5:30

yeah, it's bad for him because

5:32

he got a whole contract with

5:34

ESPN. He got a podcast that's

5:36

really popular right now and stuff.

5:38

And then, you know, these people

5:40

are gonna always think you're guilty

5:42

until you prove yourself innocent. And

5:44

the question become, was that worth

5:46

it? If I was

5:48

here, me personally, that I could have

5:50

went and pulled to be messing around

5:52

with something like that, I just don't,

5:54

I don't see it. Exactly.

5:57

I mean, he could have got him on

5:59

home with this woman for that damn case. At

6:01

least, honey, it wouldn't be going through a

6:03

situation like it's going through. I just think it's

6:05

just crazy. And my thing is, honey, guys,

6:07

many African -Americans would love an opportunity to be

6:09

with somebody wealthy like him. But you look over

6:12

them to go with a damn only dance.

6:14

But the conversation light was somebody in their 20s.

6:16

What that conversation light? Choking.

6:18

Thank you. I was just about to

6:20

say that honey. Choking me. He's put a

6:22

doll collar on my ass. I'm watching

6:24

the news and she's watching all bad girls

6:26

from Miami. Okay. So

6:28

I'm no honey but it's a

6:30

sad situation but he's innocent until proven

6:32

guilty. So we're gonna let the

6:34

court down. Oh what the internet's saying? A

6:37

lot. Is it split? Is it guys? ain't nothing

6:39

good. No it ain't split. Oh it

6:41

ain't. He's getting war out on the internet.

6:43

Oh my god. You know. I mean, it's on

6:45

the heels of everything else that's been going

6:47

on over the last year. Yeah, with him. I

6:49

mean, you got you got the whole Diddy

6:52

Cassie. Like it's just a lot. You got to

6:54

read the room that now is the time

6:56

to get caught up in stuff like that as

6:58

a man. Yeah. And there's a black man

7:00

as they will go get you a church Godfair

7:02

woman that sang alto. Okay,

7:05

go get some honey, but honey don't I mean,

7:07

you know, I want them all to take the

7:09

same ten of that work in the lunchroom in

7:11

school But

7:22

you know, Ricky, my thing is this, I

7:24

may be wrong, but it might sound crazy. When

7:26

a person as wealthy as he is and

7:28

has to have money, wouldn't y 'all go in

7:30

on, if you mess with a woman that's only

7:32

a fan or something, why don't you go

7:34

in the house with a mask on so she

7:37

don't know who you are? I'll put a

7:39

mask You can't do that. Well, hey, little girl,

7:41

hey, do you want this change? You call

7:43

me for money? Here's some money. You only see

7:45

what I am. Sign NDA and just record

7:47

everything and have fun and just keep a record

7:49

of everything and all conversations and get you

7:51

some microphones and put it on the headboard, get

7:53

your camera installed on the headboard, and all

7:55

that kind of stuff. You're just going to have

7:57

to do that if you rich like Sean

7:59

Saw, but you ain't got to do that. If

8:01

you date an older chick that's saying to

8:03

them, they be talking about some ride on kids.

8:06

Jesus! No man

8:08

can I not be!

8:14

And she got her own landscape, she

8:17

cut grass and she dried them

8:19

school buses. And

8:22

you get a cheap to drive a school bus,

8:25

that's a good one because she know how to

8:27

whip them big ass buses through small cracks. I

8:29

seen two of them yesterday. Put them dog on

8:31

hips, you brush by the hips, getting off the

8:33

bus. Them would be the ones you need. And

8:35

we're not making light of this story and of

8:37

whatever situation it may be. We're not making light

8:39

of what we're just talking about. All right, the

8:41

Kaluu today, honey, is one of my favorite Kaluu.

8:44

My Kaluu today is Kermit. On the high end,

8:46

you say Kermit, and on the large, say beautiful

8:48

greens. That's your Kaluu for today. Boy, I got

8:50

some tea right there. Y 'all give it up

8:52

for Gary with the tea. morning,

9:16

my name is Bonnie Darby. I am calling

9:18

to wake up my grandkids in Miami, Florida. Wake

9:21

up, Shaniah, Mary, Jay, Sean. Wake up,

9:23

wake up, wake up. Grandma, love you.

9:25

Good morning. This is Beth. She's coming

9:27

from St. Petersburg, Florida. I'm to

9:29

wake up my bear and Sammy, my silly.

9:31

Get up out of that bed, y

9:33

'all. Wake up, wake up. I am

9:35

Jerome, spring, Texas. Carlton, I wish my

9:37

son, Jerome, good luck on the start

9:39

test and all the other poor graders

9:41

at Autumn Creek Elementary. Wake

9:43

up, wake up, wake up. Wake up,

9:45

wake up. Wake

9:54

up wake up

9:56

wake up wake wake

9:58

up wake wake

10:00

up wake wake up

10:02

wake up wake wake

10:05

wake wake wake up

10:07

wake up wake wake

10:09

up time

10:14

for the good, the bad, and the

10:16

what the hell, uh, Alfredo. So you

10:18

got some good news for us this

10:20

morning. Yes, Ricky, a two -year -old little

10:22

boy in Arizona went missing Monday night.

10:24

Nobody knew where he was for 16

10:26

hours. 16 hours or two

10:28

year old more than 40 search and

10:31

rescue folks went out looking for him

10:33

But he ended up being found by

10:35

a dog it happened in Arizona and

10:37

a kid I mean this kid somehow

10:39

walked seven miles through a remote area

10:41

full of mountain lions and coyotes, but

10:43

he's okay This guy named Scotty Dunn

10:45

had just gotten into his truck to

10:47

go run errands when he saw his

10:49

dog walking with the kid The boy

10:51

said he was just sleeping under a

10:53

tree when the dog showed up and

10:56

led him to the house. That's an

10:58

angel. That's a guardian angel right there.

11:00

Absolutely. Yeah, them damn animals.

11:02

They don't want to be bothered

11:04

with no two y 'all going through

11:06

them terrible twos. Give them a juice

11:08

every two minutes and we ain't

11:10

got no caprisons off in here. And

11:13

the animals like hell, no, they saw that baby.

11:15

They said, uh -uh, I ain't gonna be bothered. I

11:18

appreciate that. I appreciate that song.

11:20

Look at the bad news right

11:22

here. Well, Ricky, a USPS worker

11:24

was arrested in Melbourne, Florida after

11:26

she drank alcohol at a house

11:28

party on her route and she

11:30

was later called driving the wrong

11:32

way in traffic. Police were notified

11:34

that a USPS male truck was

11:37

driving in the opposite travel lane

11:39

and that the driver was throwing

11:41

plastic cups out of the vehicle.

11:43

The worker was arrested on a

11:45

charge of DUI. Now,

11:48

y 'all think she stopped at a white cookout

11:50

or a black cookout for her to get

11:52

that They

11:56

had some punch. What

11:58

white people be drinking at the

12:01

cookout? Vodka. Vodka

12:03

and crayon. Are

12:05

you serious? Vermouth. Exactly.

12:11

Now what black people be drinking? You

12:14

know they be drinking

12:16

Hennessy, Crown, Tito's

12:18

cause they feel like it's less

12:20

fattening. They

12:23

might have a little moonshine. You know, it

12:25

just depends on where you at. Right.

12:27

So what y 'all, y 'all think she stopped at the

12:29

white cooker or the cooker? I think she stopped at the

12:31

white one. I uh -huh. You know,

12:33

white people love to get drunk. They sure

12:35

do. From my experience, I am not a

12:37

fan. Yeah. Well, black people got,

12:39

black people, you can get drunk, but they

12:41

got enough grease to absorb the alcohol. So

12:43

you might have some booze. just rather than

12:46

a white cook out, cause you know, she

12:48

didn't get the food, the cup, the soda,

12:50

the alcohol. I appreciate

12:52

that. And uh, Special K, what, uh, you

12:54

got going on into what the hell news? Well,

12:57

KFC is introduced to calorie free

12:59

and fluoride free way to satisfy

13:01

your chicken itch. Fried chicken flavored

13:03

toothpaste. That's right. So the New

13:05

York Post reported on April 9th

13:08

that the toothpaste flavor is inspired

13:10

by all the KFC's 11 herbs

13:12

and spices. This toothpaste is

13:14

irresistible, coating your teeth in

13:16

flavor before leaving your mouth feeling

13:18

fresh and clean. KSC

13:21

partnered with 2PACE Manufacturing,

13:24

his smile. to produce the

13:26

pace for a limited time is available

13:28

only on their website for $13 if

13:30

it's not already sold out. But wait,

13:32

they said there's more. You can snap

13:34

up the KFC branded electric toothbrush, which

13:36

is only going to set you back

13:38

$59. Man, that's crazy. That

13:40

is insane. The people on my

13:42

600 pound life team going to be so

13:44

white. Oh, yeah. They're killing that

13:46

dog. Walk around with chicken breath. How's that

13:48

good? Right. Walk around

13:50

with a chicken taste in your mouth all

13:52

day. That's cute. Yeah, crazy. Even when I eat

13:54

fried chicken, I have to have something sweet

13:57

to get that grease off me. Yes, exactly.

13:59

I can't stand it. Dad is,

14:01

hey, appreciate it, y 'all. That's the good, the bad,

14:03

and the what the hell news, y 'all. We, the son,

14:05

uh, Blackton on the, what's up, are you, are you

14:07

coming to work today? I'm

14:10

coming, I'm coming to work, um, I

14:12

got something even better than

14:15

that. So you know what I'm

14:17

gonna do. What? And I,

14:19

I, I talk about the last

14:21

night and, I'm not

14:23

too, I'm not too really, I'm

14:25

still thinking about what I talk

14:27

about last night. So look, what

14:30

I was thinking, what I had

14:32

to talk about was I'm doing a

14:34

mental reset right now. I

14:37

would read a book about psychology

14:39

and it said that sometimes you need

14:41

to do a mental reset and

14:43

get your mind right. And that's what

14:45

I need to do, because I

14:47

feel like I got a good job.

14:50

I got a good career and

14:52

I need to really just sit back

14:54

and think about what I got

14:56

going on and how I can be

14:58

better in my situation. So what

15:00

I said I'm going to do today

15:02

just to be responsible is I'm

15:04

to sit back and just really just

15:07

reset and think about how I

15:09

could be better. Right.

15:11

Could you appreciate that? Because I talk about

15:13

it all night. Could you appreciate that? I

15:15

can appreciate that, I can appreciate you doing

15:17

that while you own your way to work

15:19

or at work. Cause that's what we do,

15:21

do. I can't do it when I'm done.

15:23

I got to be, they

15:25

say you need solitude. You

15:27

need to be by yourself and just

15:29

really, and just really think about what

15:31

you got and just appreciate, like you,

15:34

like sometimes I need to sit back

15:36

and say, really I appreciate Black Tony

15:38

being in my life. Like

15:40

I really appreciate Rock T being in my life.

15:42

Like you need to sit back and think about it.

15:44

Be quiet for the rest of the show. Just

15:46

think about how much how much how much

15:49

you appreciate everything you guys And you'll be better.

15:51

I'm telling you now. I thought about that

15:53

read about it last night But why we got

15:55

to do it from work and you get

15:57

to do it from home? Cuz

15:59

I'm already here Y 'all already over there.

16:01

We don't make no sense. I can't

16:03

do it from now if already here, but

16:05

we can't be quiet because we get paid

16:08

to talk. Yeah Okay,

16:10

but you got but folk gotta understand you

16:12

don't a mental reset You got to be

16:14

quiet and you got to be quiet and

16:16

get back inside yourself. Sorry. So how

16:19

how you been inside yourself. Oh See

16:21

'all don't be reading I've been reading

16:23

the whole book and it said

16:25

you got get our free one last

16:27

you been inside yourself I'm not

16:29

sure what you you mean Yeah, that's

16:31

what that's why you need to

16:33

think about it because you apparently you

16:35

ain't think about it too much

16:37

So we decided not talk What the

16:39

real smiley show sound like like

16:41

this.