Today we hear about a guy who pooped in a box and shelved it at a grocery store. We'll learn there's a caterpillar that looks like a toupee. And, discover that humanity is increasingly confused by ordinary objects. Plus more!

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https://www.wlns.com/news/national-news/california-m
an-sentenced-to-jail-for-repeatedly-putting-semen-in-coworkers-
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https://www.theweathernetwork.com/ca/news/article/s
ightings-of-furry-venomous-caterpillar-in-the-united-stat
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https://www.singularfortean.com/news/2020/10/13/usp
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https://hk.appledaily.com/news/20201006/RZIYR24WOJ
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https://astronomy.com/news/2020/10/reports-of-risingufo-
sightings-are-greatly-exaggerated