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the lab. Quinton only has

1:04

24 hours to sell his

1:06

car. Is that even possible?

1:08

He goes to carvana.com.

1:11

What is this? A movie trailer?

1:13

He ignores the doubters, enters

1:15

his license plate. Wow, that's

1:17

a great offer. The car

1:19

is sold, but will

1:21

Carvana pick it up in time

1:23

for? They'll literally pick

1:26

it up tomorrow morning. Done

1:28

with the dram. Done with

1:30

the dram. may apply. Welcome to r slash am I the

1:32

devil where OP's dog keeps attacking his

1:34

pregnant wife and OP picks the dog

1:36

over his wife. Our next Reddit post

1:38

comes from r slash am I the

1:40

butthole? Am I the butthole for not

1:42

getting rid of my dog when my

1:44

wife asked me to? I'm a 32 -year

1:46

-old man and my wife is 29.

1:48

I'm not saying my wife's concerns aren't

1:50

valid because they are. I'm simply not

1:52

willing to re -home my dog, a 3

1:55

-year -old healer. My mother -in -law gave us

1:57

the dog for free two and a

1:59

half years ago and its behaviors have

2:01

always been there. She gets into the

2:03

cat box constantly. She gets up

2:05

on our table when we aren't looking. She

2:07

growls at us for redirecting her every

2:09

single time. She absolutely has bitten

2:11

the back of my wife's leg when

2:14

my wife was vacuuming, or bitten

2:16

my wife's hand when my wife went

2:18

to take something away that she

2:20

wasn't supposed to have. So the

2:22

dog has bitten my wife twice over

2:24

the time that we've had her, and

2:26

both times they were barely hard enough

2:28

to draw blood. They just left scratches

2:30

that had tiny beads of blood. We

2:32

brought her to the vet, and we

2:34

were told that she has a hormonal

2:37

imbalance, most likely due to inbreeding. My

2:39

mother -in -law got her from a breeder in

2:41

Kentucky, so I guess it's possible. We

2:43

know nothing about the people, and we were

2:45

told that there were six male dogs

2:47

to two females. The dog was put on

2:49

meds, but it didn't help the issues.

2:52

More things are the fact that she runs

2:54

off and jumps out of her vehicle

2:56

when we aren't looking and takes off. She's

2:58

broken through many leads and harnesses, one

3:00

of them meant for large dogs over 80

3:02

pounds. She jumped out of our vehicle

3:04

when we stopped at a red light the

3:06

other day and took off down the

3:08

street. She chewed through her dog's seatbelt, and

3:10

we didn't realize it. It took us over

3:12

four hours to get her back in

3:14

the vehicle, and my wife missed her doctor's

3:16

appointment as a result. She's…

3:19

whoa, she's pregnant. Now,

3:21

these issues were brought up heavily lately

3:23

because my wife said, and I

3:25

quote, I outright refuse to continue dealing

3:27

with this when our baby arrives.

3:29

You have six months to find a

3:31

new trainer and correct her behavior

3:33

or the dog is gone. We've already

3:35

been through trainers, however, and even

3:37

the trainers have stated that this is

3:39

likely an imbalance of chemicals, not

3:41

behavioral. This was after two years. She

3:43

was just taken from the training

3:45

program four months ago. She can't be

3:47

heavily medicated due to other health -related

3:49

issues. But I'm also not willing to

3:51

just give up on my dog.

3:53

My wife, on the other hand, has

3:56

no qualms of rehoming her because

3:58

of her being bitten and her simply

4:00

being completely fed up with revolving her

4:02

life around a dog when she

4:04

has a baby on the way and

4:06

no energy. Missing her appointment and

4:08

chasing the dog around for four hours

4:10

truly made her resentful because it

4:12

was the gender ultrasound that she had

4:14

been looking forward to. I told

4:16

her I was not getting rid of

4:18

the dog and she immediately started

4:20

packing her stuff. She's currently with her

4:22

mother, and she texted me and

4:24

said that she will not be coming

4:27

home until the dog is gone.

4:29

I think it's just hormones, but my

4:31

friends have stated that I'm the

4:33

butthole because I'm essentially choosing an annoying

4:35

and aggressive dog over my wife,

4:37

an unborn child. I'm a dog lover.

4:39

I've had dogs my entire life.

4:41

I have a dog right now. I

4:43

cuddle with my dog every single

4:45

night. I think dogs are 10 out

4:47

of 10 animals. OP, you are

4:49

completely wrong here. This is not safe

4:51

for the wife. I don't know

4:53

what kind of bacteria is in a

4:55

dog's saliva, but I would not

4:58

want my pregnant wife getting bitten by

5:00

any animal. And then, inevitably, what

5:02

happens when it bites the baby?

5:04

I genuinely think that we're in

5:06

divorce territory here. The wife is

5:08

not mad enough about this. Our

5:11

next Reddit post comes from r

5:13

slash the other woman, which, as

5:15

you might imagine, is a subreddit

5:17

about mistresses. Today has been

5:19

the worst day of my life, and

5:21

I'm desperate for someone who's not gonna

5:23

judge me and make me feel even

5:25

worse. My married man's wife confronted me

5:28

at her job, like so unprofessional. She

5:30

found out about us two weeks ago,

5:32

but didn't know who I was. She

5:34

finally figured it out somehow and came

5:36

to talk. at work. I tried to

5:38

avoid her and said this is not

5:40

the time, and she says it shouldn't

5:42

have been the time for you to

5:44

eff my husband. And she just got

5:46

more upset and called me everything you

5:48

can think of in front of everyone.

5:50

I work in a hospital, so obviously

5:52

there were people around. She didn't yell,

5:54

but everyone could still hear her. My

5:56

married man was there and was trying

5:58

to keep things calm, but he ended

6:01

up following her out and they had

6:03

a blow up in the parking lot.

6:05

I asked to leave early and I've

6:07

been sitting in my car just crying. My

6:09

married man did reach out and say

6:11

that he's sorry and he'll come over

6:13

later to talk, and he wasn't able

6:16

to leave work so he's still up

6:18

there. I have no idea what's going

6:20

to happen. We all work in the

6:22

same hospital, but luckily, three different positions

6:24

with three different bosses. It's terrifying for

6:26

me, and I don't want to bump

6:28

into her or see her at all,

6:30

and I can't quit my job. I'm

6:32

so embarrassed and just downright humiliated. Everyone

6:34

was staring, and I don't know how

6:36

the F I'm going to be able

6:38

to come back to work tomorrow. I

6:40

have no idea what to do. Should

6:42

I go to her HR or mine?

6:45

Just leave it alone? I honestly don't

6:47

know what you have to do, and

6:49

I'm terrified of all this. How

6:51

can I face all these people?

6:53

Then, OP posted an update. So,

6:55

me and my affair partner have both

6:57

been asked to resign. I went to

7:00

the meeting the next day, and at

7:02

first they asked me to tell them

7:04

what happened, so I did. Then, all

7:06

the questions changed to the affair, and

7:08

they started asking if it started at

7:10

work, and if we ever met up

7:12

at work, and things like that. So,

7:14

I already kind of knew where it

7:16

was hitting. My affair partner told me

7:18

that his wife said that she was

7:20

going to give the hospital all the

7:22

information she had about the affair, the

7:24

messages, and stuff that she took pictures

7:27

of. Today, when I got in, they

7:29

called me back into the office and

7:31

they had three people in there, so

7:33

I knew that I was getting fired.

7:35

They had the policy that I signed

7:37

out on the desk and said that

7:39

basically my conduct is inappropriate and they

7:41

do not encourage workplace courtships. And I'm

7:43

basically being asked to put in my

7:45

resignation because it's against policy not to

7:47

let them know about dating a co

7:49

-worker. So basically, if I resign, then

7:51

I can leave to find a job

7:53

and they can be a limited reference.

7:56

If I don't resign, then they fire

7:58

me outright either way. I am honestly

8:00

relieved to be gone. Working the day

8:02

after was hard, and I could tell

8:04

people were gossiping about us in the

8:06

situation. I wouldn't have had the strength

8:08

to leave on my own, so I'm

8:10

okay with it, honestly. I already started

8:12

applying for another job. My affair partner

8:14

is confusing me, though. His wife has

8:16

served him divorce papers, and he had

8:18

a breakdown last night. He says that

8:20

he didn't think that she would leave

8:23

him without trying to work on things

8:25

first, that he's surprised she wants to

8:27

throw it all away like that so

8:29

quickly. His kids do not want to

8:31

talk to him right now, and his

8:33

family is in an uproar. We had

8:35

a fight, too, because why are you

8:37

telling me this? Like, how do you

8:39

think it makes me feel that you're

8:41

crying to me about your wife leaving

8:43

you? Before the fight, I asked him

8:45

if we could continue to see each

8:47

other, and he said yes. So, why

8:50

do you want her to forgive you

8:52

if you don't want to end things

8:54

with me? Like, she's not going to

8:56

let him have both, and he didn't

8:58

have anything to say. Honestly, OP and

9:00

the guy in this story sound perfect

9:02

for each other. I hope they have

9:04

a long, toxic life together. Also, sometimes

9:07

I'm just blown away by the

9:09

lack of self -awareness, how she can

9:11

screw a married co -worker. But then

9:13

when the wife comes in and says,

9:15

hey, don't screw my man, she

9:17

says, oh, so unprofessional. Let's have standards

9:19

here. Our next Reddit post is

9:21

from Throwaway. Sometime in February, I planted

9:24

a camera behind the keyboard in

9:26

the classroom where my professor lectured. Once

9:28

she typed in her login information, I

9:30

was able to view the video

9:32

and obtain her login information to use

9:35

for my own personal benefit. On

9:37

dozens of occasions, I logged on using

9:39

the professor's login information on school

9:41

computers and labs that have cameras, and

9:43

viewed exams, past labs, and even

9:45

changed my own grade in the course.

9:47

The first exam around late March,

9:49

I had seen the answer key prior

9:51

to taking the exam, and naturally

9:53

got a 100 % on the exam.

9:55

No suspicion was raised by the professor.

9:57

I continued to view answer keys

9:59

prior to the next exam, which was

10:01

taken in late April. My exams

10:03

were very identical to the answer keys.

10:05

I had noticed that the professor

10:07

changed her password after the second exam

10:10

when I went to log in

10:12

again, and so I put the camera

10:14

back in the same place as

10:16

the first time. However, this time, at

10:18

some point during the video, it

10:20

shows her looking directly at the camera,

10:22

implying that she did indeed see

10:24

it. In the beginning of May, about

10:26

a week after the second exam,

10:28

my professor came up to me after

10:30

class and asked for me to

10:32

come with her to the department chair's

10:34

office. When I sat down, the

10:36

department chair told me that there was

10:38

a strong suspicion of me cheating

10:40

on exams one and two, and asked

10:42

if there was anything I wanted

10:45

to tell them. I said, I admit,

10:47

I cheated on them. That's all

10:49

I said. I didn't admit how I

10:51

cheated. Afterwards, he asked me how

10:53

I cheated, to which I didn't respond.

10:55

They had me sign a form

10:57

essentially stating that I admitted to cheating

10:59

and that they were going to

11:01

pass along the information to the Academic

11:03

Affairs Committee for further investigation and

11:05

potentially further sanctions on top of an

11:07

F in the course. About a

11:09

week later, a police officer from the

11:11

university came to my apartment and

11:13

asked me to come with him. He

11:15

drove me to the campus police

11:17

station, where I was questioned about illegal

11:20

computer usage. An hour later, at

11:22

the academic affairs office, I was informed

11:24

verbally that I was going to

11:26

be expelled from the university. And a

11:28

day later, I received a letter

11:30

reiterating the fact that I'd been expelled.

11:32

The letter says that I will

11:34

not get a degree, cannot participate in

11:36

graduation, and cannot be readmitted

11:38

to the university, now or in the

11:40

future. I reached out to an attorney

11:42

yesterday and I'll be meeting with him

11:45

tomorrow. The university allows students to appeal

11:47

the decision within five days of receiving

11:49

the letter, which I'm doing. Essentially, the

11:51

appeal that I've written states that I

11:53

admit my actions were egregious and that

11:55

I felt so much pressure to pass

11:57

the course and felt awful when I

12:00

cheated, even before I got caught. I

12:02

said that I wanted to fess up

12:04

but didn't know how and that when

12:06

I was confronted, I didn't at all

12:08

try to justify my actions, hide them,

12:10

or lie. I came clean completely and

12:12

the burden was finally off. In my

12:15

appeal, I am respectfully asking for my

12:17

sanctions to be lessened to at most

12:19

suspension from the university so I can

12:21

still graduate, albeit not on time. I

12:23

have not yet sent the letter, as

12:25

I still have a few more days

12:28

to submit the appeal, and I am

12:30

waiting for my attorney to look at

12:32

the letter tomorrow and give me any

12:34

advice. The reason I got an attorney

12:36

was so I could either A. heavily

12:38

grovel. An attorney cannot be present during

12:40

the hearing. and the attorney would just

12:43

help me before I go in. Or

12:45

B, basically, sue the

12:47

school saying the sanctions are

12:49

too harsh. I will not be

12:51

denying my actions. The school

12:53

has sufficient proof that I use

12:55

the professor's login credentials for my

12:57

own benefit. I have to come

12:59

clean and just hope that the

13:01

school shows mercy. If the appeal

13:03

does not go well, I'll resort

13:06

to playing B, which is getting

13:08

the attorney directly involved. Any advice

13:10

on what I should say during

13:12

the hearing or anything else I

13:14

should do? Yo, if the professor

13:16

had caught you, I don't know,

13:18

peeking at your neighbor's answers or

13:20

sneaking in a little cheat sheet

13:22

that has formulas written on it,

13:24

then, okay, maybe you'd have a

13:26

case for avoiding expulsion, but hacking

13:29

into your professor's account and changing

13:31

your grades and spying on her

13:33

possibly illegally in the process? Nah,

13:35

man. I can't tell what's dumber.

13:37

the crime that OP committed here,

13:39

or paying an attorney expecting your

13:42

attorney to do anything. All the

13:44

attorney is doing is taking this

13:46

moron's money. That lawyer's just like,

13:48

yes, sir, I will happily bill

13:50

you 50 bucks an hour to

13:52

file some strongly worded letter that

13:54

they'll completely ignore because they have

13:56

every right to ignore. Also, OP

13:59

includes the appeal that he wrote,

14:01

so I'm gonna, it's kind of dry,

14:03

so I'm gonna get to the

14:05

juicy parts, let's see here. In lieu

14:07

of expulsion, I'm willing to take

14:09

a semester's suspension with the removal of

14:11

my F on my transcript. In

14:13

order to demonstrate recognition of my wrongdoing

14:15

and attempt to redeem myself from

14:17

my actions, I would be happy to

14:19

undergo any relevant community service or

14:21

academic sanctions. I wish to dedicate myself

14:23

to self -improvement through my pursuit of

14:25

knowledge, as well as learning from

14:27

my past mistakes. My egregious

14:30

actions this semester do not indicate

14:32

that I'm a bad student. In

14:34

a weak moment of desperation, I

14:36

made a terrible choice that I'll

14:38

regret forever. Despite my actions this

14:40

semester, I have shown profound academic

14:42

integrity throughout my collegiate career. I

14:44

appreciate you taking the time to

14:46

listen to me, and I hope

14:49

you'll give me a second chance.

14:51

Our next Reddit post comes from

14:53

rslashthepassportbros. If you're a woman, read

14:55

this. This post does not condone

14:57

any illegal activities. Hi, ladies. I'll

15:00

share one perspective that more or

15:02

less represents how most men on this

15:04

sub feel and why we're here.

15:06

I'm in my 30s. When I was

15:08

younger, I did okay in dating

15:10

prior to Tinder's debut. Fast forward to

15:12

2024, and I just finished with

15:14

the Marine Corps. I was, and still

15:17

am, in great shape. I'm tall.

15:19

got into bodybuilding, had a hair transplant,

15:21

under eye fillers, skin treatments, lasik,

15:23

and tripled my income. I went from

15:25

being a 5 to a solid

15:27

7 .5 on a scale from 1

15:29

to 10. I moved to Romania right

15:31

after the military, only to see

15:33

what it was like. Been here for

15:35

almost a year. I went to

15:37

the US to visit my family for

15:40

two weeks, and a girl I

15:42

was interested in said that she wouldn't

15:44

be able to meet me again

15:46

for almost a month because she was

15:48

too busy with work. So because

15:50

I'm not a 10, she literally didn't

15:52

care. And mind you, even though

15:54

she was pretty, she was quite heavy

15:56

for her height. And I would

15:58

not have been able to pick her

16:00

up physically. My message to you

16:03

is this. I shed blood, sweat, and

16:05

tears to become the man that

16:07

I am today. And there's no way

16:09

in hell I will ever go

16:11

back to dating in the US. I

16:13

get treated like a king in

16:15

Romania, and I'm appreciated here. With that

16:17

said, you do NOT have the

16:19

right to tell us how to conduct

16:21

ourselves overseas. What two consenting adults

16:23

do behind closed doors is none of

16:26

your business. Women in western countries

16:28

have no qualms about taking advantage of

16:30

men for their resources. At least

16:32

overseas, we're appreciated for it. For men

16:34

like myself who hop from bed

16:36

to bed, keep in mind we're a

16:38

small minority. There aren't nearly enough

16:40

men to ruin women. This is a

16:42

problem only in the West, because

16:44

Western women make almost as much money

16:46

as men do. Poor countries don't

16:49

have this issue, and women still pair

16:51

bond with locals due to financial

16:53

dependence. Lastly, there's no way on

16:55

God's green earth we're going to

16:57

let you infiltrate one of the only

16:59

men's spaces that we have left.

17:01

If we have to make another social

17:03

media platform to stop you, we

17:05

will. The clown show

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ends here. Buddy, maybe the

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