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money. Hello, welcome to Roll Breakers,

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the unfilted podcast where we get

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real with people who refuse to

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follow the script. Today's guest is

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the ultimate rebel of comedy, Brad

0:42

Williams! Hell yeah, cheers, we need

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to insert cheers here. From turning

0:47

personal challenges into unapologetic stand-up, just

0:49

saying the things most people are

0:51

too scared to even think. Brad's

0:53

built a career on breaking. boundaries.

0:56

We're talking wild gigs, joke that

0:58

never made it to the stage,

1:00

and what is really likely married

1:02

to a Ninja. Get ready for

1:05

some laughs, some troops, and a

1:07

whole lot of rule-breaking baby. Thank

1:13

you for being here. I really appreciate

1:15

this. The first time that we get

1:17

to really meet each other, even though

1:19

it's in China up since 2020, maybe

1:21

something like that. That's right. Back

1:23

when I raised accidentally a bunch

1:25

of money for a kid that

1:27

was being bullied, that the internet

1:30

then said was 40 and a

1:32

billionaire. What the heck? Was that actually true?

1:34

Yeah, I saw the internet kind of turn.

1:36

Okay, so I'll go back. So if

1:38

you remember in 2020, before the pandemic,

1:40

there was a child, actual child from

1:42

Australia named Caden Bales, and he had

1:45

his dwarfism, and he was being bullied,

1:47

and his mom took a video, and

1:49

he was crying, was really heartbreaking. It

1:51

was heartbreaking. And I just said, hey,

1:53

I want to raise some money to

1:56

send the kid to Disneyland, and I

1:58

put up a go fund me. And

2:00

then I went to bed and

2:02

then the next day I have

2:04

Hugh Jackman in my D.M. That's pretty

2:07

bad. Right here. That was interesting

2:09

and we ended up raising a half

2:11

million dollars and we were going crazy

2:13

and you contacted me to try to

2:16

get him into WrestleMania and everything like

2:18

that. It was very generous of you.

2:20

At the end of the day him

2:23

and his family ended up refusing the

2:25

money and they ended up dividing it

2:27

to a bunch of anti-bullying charities. Oh,

2:30

that's great. It's great. But then the

2:32

internet found like one photo of him

2:34

in front of a Lamborghini and said

2:37

he's rich. He's a dwarf, he

2:39

can't even drive. We say things and

2:41

some people take things and go nuts.

2:43

Some people get mad. A third pedal.

2:46

It's all complicated. So yeah, that was

2:48

my controversy is that I raised money

2:50

for a bullied kid that the internet

2:53

thought was 50 and a billionaire. Okay,

2:55

but is that your biggest controversy or

2:57

is that other controversies? Yeah, let's go.

3:00

I think so. I don't know. We're

3:02

comedians. We say things and some people

3:04

take things and go nuts. Some people

3:07

get mad, but I'm telling you

3:09

and this is maybe not. good for

3:11

a podcast called rule breakers but Really,

3:13

there's a lot of communities out there

3:16

that are like, it's canceled culture. We

3:18

can't say, yeah, no, we're good. If

3:20

you could look at a bunch of

3:23

comedians that have been canceled, it's like,

3:25

oh, it's Shane Gillis, it's, it's OCC,

3:27

it's Dave Chappelle, they're all doing arenas.

3:30

So by all means, cancel me, please.

3:32

Do you think you have a little

3:34

bit of privilege being a smaller person?

3:37

Some people don't like dwarfs, I

3:39

don't know, you're just not supposed to

3:41

say a midget. Okay, do you think

3:43

that when it comes to your jokes

3:46

and people being sort of sensitive, you

3:48

can be able to get away with

3:50

it a little bit more? I do,

3:53

because, okay, so you have two pit

3:55

bulls and then you have a chihuahua.

3:57

So. the Chihuahua can get away with

4:00

a lot more than the pit bulls.

4:02

That's true. If you're on a walk

4:04

and your pit bull bites someone, well

4:07

now you got to call animal

4:09

control, there's a whole thing, but if

4:11

the Chihuahua bites someone, it's like, ah,

4:13

it's a Chihuahua, you're fine. And I

4:16

feel like that's kind of how it

4:18

is with my comedy where. If someone

4:20

of average height says something, then it's

4:23

like, oh man, but then if I

4:25

say it, it's like, he's cute.

4:27

Yeah, he can get away with it.

4:29

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's

4:32

fine. People saying like swear words or

4:34

something. Oh, it's just oh, come on.

4:36

Oh, you punched. There you go. I

4:39

was about like, let it fly. Let

4:41

the C word fly for you. But

4:43

with your comedy now in today's climate,

4:46

do you have today's climate. So I

4:48

always look to what is what is

4:50

my brand or what am I trying

4:53

to do with my comedy? Am I

4:55

trying to entertain? For some people

4:57

their comedy is very aggressive and that's

4:59

kind of what they're known for and

5:02

if they want to do that, awesome.

5:04

My thing is I want to make

5:06

sure you have a good time. I

5:09

want to make sure you have fun.

5:11

I don't care who you voted for,

5:13

I don't care what your beliefs are.

5:16

I want to make sure you have

5:18

fun at my shows. There are times

5:20

where I've actually rewritten jokes because I

5:23

was like, oh, that's too harsh and

5:25

that's not what... I want to

5:27

do. But that's my choice. I am

5:29

a vehement freedom of speech activist. So

5:32

freedom of speech should be not just

5:34

the speech that I agree with, but

5:36

also the speech that I don't agree

5:39

with. You should. So my last special

5:41

called Starfish, which is now streaming on

5:43

YouTube, there was a joke that I

5:46

made about the Bud Light trans spokesperson.

5:48

I had two versions of that joke.

5:50

The first version I wrote, I did

5:53

not like, it got a laugh. I

5:55

didn't like the laugh it got.

5:57

I did research on that. You said

5:59

something about the different laughs and that

6:02

there's aggressive loss. So the laugh I

6:04

got, the first version of the joke,

6:06

which I'll just tell it because it's

6:09

not online, the first version I wrote

6:11

was, oh, Bud Light should have a

6:13

trans spokesperson because, Bud Light, you tell

6:16

us it's beer. We're supposed to call

6:18

it beer. Okay. But is it actually

6:20

beer? That was the first version of

6:23

the joke. And then I said that

6:25

it got a laugh, but the

6:27

laugh was more like, yeah. Whoa. Okay.

6:29

Let me rewrite this. And I rewrote

6:32

it and the version that ended up

6:34

on Starfish. I actually like better. long

6:36

way of saying, yes, I do believe

6:39

that sometimes I can get away with

6:41

a little bit more because it's coming

6:43

from such an adorable source. So

6:45

your feet kick it up just then

6:48

do you like, oh yeah. Prop comedy

6:50

everybody. In the fact that my pants

6:52

don't cover my, yeah, I got a

6:55

little show and a little Rob Williams

6:57

leg right there. At the same time,

6:59

it's also where it's coming from. I

7:02

think if people look at my entire.

7:04

catalog or listen to an interview on

7:06

a podcast. They'll know I'm not trying

7:09

to hurt. That is not my idea.

7:11

Nothing's delicious. Yeah. I'm not trying to

7:13

start a rally where it's like,

7:16

yeah, we should be kicking them out.

7:18

Like, I'm not, I'm not that guy.

7:20

So yeah, dwarfs and rallies. They don't,

7:23

we don't do well in a rally,

7:25

A, podiums. Too high, I can't speak.

7:27

Anyway, but then like, it's the crowd

7:30

walking, I'm not good with that, I'm

7:32

too low, I don't do general admission,

7:34

too many farts. It's just right there.

7:37

I love that you're a person that...

7:39

cares about free speech like listen I'm

7:41

not left I'm not right or whatever

7:44

that obviously is a line where

7:46

what you can and can't say like

7:48

obviously I care more about how you

7:50

treat a waiter or a waitress than

7:53

how you voted yeah I really do

7:55

have you ever done a joke where

7:57

it's completely failed or have you like

8:00

Heckles? Great, you're like, I

8:02

mean, you get heckles, I

8:04

feel like you're in climate

8:06

right now. Like comedians that

8:08

you see on, like, Tiktok

8:10

comedians, I like to call them.

8:12

Sure. Their social that they put

8:14

up is all just heckle comedy,

8:17

pretty much. Which I'm not a

8:19

fan of. Right. Because then people

8:21

see it and they go, oh,

8:23

that's what stand-up is. Because of

8:25

you? One was because of me.

8:27

What are you doing up there?

8:30

The other was not. The one

8:32

that was because of me, I

8:34

did a joke how a lot of

8:36

people, this is like 15 years

8:38

ago, so a lot of people

8:40

used to confuse me for We Man

8:42

from Jackass. I saw that I'm dealing

8:45

with the beard. Yeah, yeah, and and

8:47

Dylan Hornswuggle and now Dinklage. It's like

8:49

there's always one. There's always one

8:51

dwarf for like Highlanders like there's

8:53

just one. You guys don't even look

8:55

alike though like none of you look like.

8:58

So I did a joke about how I'm

9:00

not We Man and how We Man's last

9:02

name is real last name is. Acuna and

9:04

I'm like so like he like he's

9:06

Mexican. I'm not Mexican. I said something

9:08

like a Mexican midget I said something

9:10

about I didn't even know they had

9:13

Mexican midgets how do they get over

9:15

the fence Did that and a guy

9:17

very drunk just stood up and yelled

9:19

at me fuck you. I'm not Mexican

9:21

and I was like I what we're

9:23

talking about you I'm not fucking Mexican

9:25

and then he started like coming towards

9:28

the stage and like trying to brawl

9:30

people and that's what yeah yeah that's

9:32

when the fans jumped in security jumped

9:34

in and it was like I did you kind

9:36

of like a wrestler yeah because people

9:38

get crazy in the crowd yeah that

9:40

was the one that was the one

9:42

that was I guess my fault even

9:44

though it was The other one, this

9:46

one was more fun. It was at

9:48

the Comedy Works in Denver, which is

9:50

maybe the best club in the country.

9:52

A guy's girlfriend in the audience

9:55

decided to reveal during my

9:57

show that she was cheating on him with

9:59

a friend. that

10:05

was

10:10

also

10:17

at

10:21

the

10:25

So anyway, one of the many

10:27

reasons why I feel like wrestlers

10:29

and comedians get along is the

10:31

mentality of the show must go

10:33

on. Yes. Oh yeah. You break

10:35

a leg? Okay, what's the finish?

10:38

Yeah, exactly. I've had buyer alarm

10:40

one time in Hartford Connecticut that

10:42

went on and then I had to,

10:44

but they wouldn't shut it off. They would

10:46

not shut it off. It was still going.

10:49

I had to continue with a

10:51

fire alarm going off. Yeah. And then

10:53

I had to, I was timing my

10:55

jokes, so the punch lines would go

10:58

after a burn, and then I would

11:00

like, and then the punch line. So

11:02

that was difficult. So yeah, it's just

11:04

the show must go on. You do,

11:07

you do any job long enough, you'll

11:09

get into any scenario imaginable, and you

11:11

learn. Yeah, you learn short though when

11:13

something starts going. Very offensive to say

11:16

that to a dwarf. Very very triggered

11:18

right now. I had everyone hold

11:20

up the cell phone lights and

11:23

then I didn't have a microphone

11:25

I just screamed at me dead

11:27

quiet. There was a blackout one

11:30

time I had everyone hold up

11:32

the cell phone lights and then

11:35

I didn't have a microphone I

11:37

just screamed at them. But like

11:39

when comedians get together we don't

11:42

talk about. We don't talk about.

11:44

played Master Square Garden and it

11:47

went great and I'm so awesome.

11:49

No, we get together, we talk

11:51

about the hell gigs, we talk about

11:53

the worst possible shows and then. The

11:55

offensive jokes that you get to say

11:57

with each other. And then how we

11:59

try them. despite of that. I imagine,

12:01

you know, I mean, coming up through

12:03

wrestling, you have hell gigs, you have

12:06

gigs in front of five people, right?

12:08

Oh, yeah. I mean, when I first

12:10

started, that's exactly how it was. Like,

12:12

my first match that I had, it

12:14

was in front of, like, eight. Eight.

12:16

Eight people, and then I got knocked

12:19

the fuck out, too. And I was

12:21

like, I love this. Yeah. In your

12:23

first match? In my first, oh, I

12:25

was a fucking, I was awful. I

12:27

was truly so bad. So I, uh,

12:29

something happened. I can't remember what it

12:31

was. I just remember being on my

12:34

back and like my leg doing this

12:36

in the air. Like as someone's pinning

12:38

me. Still talking about a match? Yeah.

12:40

So I'm on my back with my

12:42

legs in the air and I was

12:44

like I love this. Yeah, I love

12:47

it. You find you find something you

12:49

love and what's amazing is I'm sure

12:51

you get this too is when When

12:53

I describe to people what it is

12:55

to be a comedian and to travel

12:57

as many weeks of the year, that

13:00

I travel to be on as many

13:02

planes and to be in hotels and

13:04

all the mozzarella sticks, so many mozzarella

13:06

sticks. There's a lot of people just

13:08

goes, oh my God, that sounds like

13:10

a nightmare. If you describe to people

13:12

who aren't wrestlers, what it is to

13:15

be a wrestler, I'm sure a lot

13:17

of them are like, wait, that's what

13:19

it is. It doesn't have to be

13:21

for you, that's why I'm doing it,

13:23

and you're not. Yeah, exactly. Great, you

13:25

do whatever it is, you do, you

13:28

be a systems analyst. Totally fine. Have

13:30

you ever had like a weird interact?

13:32

I mean, we've all had weird interactions,

13:34

but is there a story where you're

13:36

like the stands out? Oh yeah. So

13:38

the one that stands out more than

13:41

others. I came back to my hotel

13:43

room. There was a woman in my

13:45

hotel room. Because we found out she

13:47

went to the front desk told the

13:49

front desk that she was my wife

13:51

But I we found out later that

13:53

she came she went to the front

13:56

desk told the front desk that she

13:58

was my wife and that she had

14:00

lost her hotel room key and she

14:02

knew a lot about me and they

14:04

were like cool you sound like a

14:06

wife he's fucking her tells and gave

14:09

her a key so she was just

14:11

waiting in my hotel room when I

14:13

got back and it was like hi

14:15

so what what do you do there

14:17

like what happened me be like who

14:19

fucked for you yeah and she's like

14:22

I just wanted to talk with him

14:24

and I'm just like cool slam the

14:26

door run downstairs run downstairs and be

14:28

like there's one in my hotel room

14:30

that is not a woman that I

14:32

wanted to be in my hotel room.

14:34

And that incident gave me so much

14:37

more respect for female comedians and what

14:39

they have to go through and female

14:41

wrestlers because it's like you have guys

14:43

that believe that they are in a

14:45

full-fledged relationship with you and have never

14:47

met. Oh, I have some stories, dude.

14:50

Like, just going back to the hotel,

14:52

which is, they give you a new

14:54

room, right? Did you go somewhere else?

14:56

New room, yeah, new room, the front

14:58

desk, the whole everything. The hotels, especially,

15:00

like, sometimes they would let the fans

15:03

call up to my room and shit.

15:05

The hotels, like, sometimes they would let

15:07

the fans call up to my room

15:09

and shit. So I'm like, like, five

15:11

hours. So we get to this like

15:13

little hotel and then it's in this

15:15

parking lot and then there's like a

15:18

dive bar on the other side of

15:20

it. So me and Foxy was like,

15:22

all right, let's go put our stuff

15:24

in the rooms and then we'll go

15:26

get a drink, little mine cap. Right.

15:28

So we're like, fuck. Yeah. And that's

15:31

the best part is like, you get

15:33

to have a little drinking. Finally, back

15:35

in the day. So then we're there

15:37

for maybe like and our maybe two

15:39

right and then we get back to

15:41

the hotel and there's police cars and

15:44

we're just like what the fuck is

15:46

going on you know and then I

15:48

get in and the front desk lady

15:50

was just like do you have a

15:52

wrestling like name or whatever or not

15:54

I was just like what do you

15:56

mean she was like Do you go

15:59

on to page by chance? And I'm

16:01

like, yeah, I do actually. She was

16:03

like, there's this crazed fucking man. He

16:05

apparently had followed us from the arena

16:07

to where we stopped. And he's running

16:09

through the hotel kicking people's doors and

16:12

shit like that trying to get to me.

16:14

So like the police and I'm taking them obviously and they

16:16

were like, like what do you want to do? The police

16:18

was like, do you want to go to a different hotel?

16:20

There's not another hotel for like hours away. So what we

16:22

did is I got put in a new room and then

16:24

the police had to stay there. It's just crazy. People don't

16:26

understand. When you're in the public eye, like yes, it's wonderful,

16:28

we're very grateful, we get to do wonderful things, we get

16:30

to travel, we get to meet new people, we get to

16:33

do what we get to do what we get to do

16:35

what we get to do what we get to do what we get

16:37

to do what we do what we love for,

16:39

right. a fucking crazy territory dude like it does

16:41

like I'm I'm at the point now where

16:43

I'm at the perfect level of fame I

16:45

don't want to get any more famous that's

16:48

the thing right like rich and famous like

16:50

no no oh my I cannot imagine you I

16:52

want to be right now like I

16:54

was just a knotsberry farm which the

16:56

theme park over yeah over here in

16:58

so cal brought brought the family, everyone

17:01

that came up to me was very

17:03

kind, my rule is with the family,

17:05

no photos, but they all understood, they

17:07

all understood, but then some of the

17:09

people were so nice that as soon

17:11

as like my wife and kid went

17:13

on a ride, I'd be like, okay

17:15

now you're good, now you're good, get

17:17

over here, you know, because these people

17:20

are the people that pay our bills,

17:22

so you always want to reward the

17:24

people that are really sweet, very

17:26

sweet, very nice. too much more

17:28

than I don't know. Well, you

17:30

are getting bigger and bigger and

17:32

bigger. Once again, very triggering

17:34

to say to a little

17:37

person. I'm not. Sorry. Geez,

17:39

you are horrible today. Oh

17:41

my God, fucking council for me

17:43

now. You've always done really well,

17:45

but it's like, it's got to

17:47

a point now where things are like

17:50

skyrocketing. It's pretty great. Yeah, and like

17:52

he just reached a million followers, which

17:54

you guys, get those things by posting

17:57

some things that we grind and stuff

17:59

like that. of course, but for a

18:01

man, it's like, it's a little bit

18:03

more difficult. So the fact that you

18:06

reached a million and like, it's a

18:08

big deal. I can't just throw a

18:10

pretty filter on my face, do one

18:12

of these and then like get Apolloers.

18:15

You're hilarious. Like me and the team

18:17

yesterday were going through like your Instagram

18:19

and stuff like that. And like people

18:21

love to watch you as well because

18:24

the viewership is high. noticed, at least

18:26

in comedy, is you kind of, the

18:28

fans you get are what you kind

18:30

of put out there. There's some people

18:33

that, okay, I'll use, I'll use this

18:35

as an example because he's a legend

18:37

and I, and everyone loves him, but

18:39

Davidel, back when he was on the

18:42

show, Insomniac, like his, and he'll tell

18:44

you this, the whole. culture the show

18:46

was late night drinking what are you

18:48

doing after hours so then his fans

18:51

would be late night drinking people were

18:53

on after hours and it was a

18:55

rough fan base for a bit now

18:57

he's reached such an amazing status that

19:00

he's doing like his fans are wonderful

19:02

and they get comedy yeah but yeah

19:04

so it's like you kind of get

19:06

out what you're putting out there so

19:09

what do you have so I get

19:11

a lot of families it's great because

19:13

I found out that I could Write

19:15

a clever joke on X or I've

19:18

been off X for a while. I'm

19:20

on threads now. Yeah, I'm a thread

19:22

guy. So I'll do a clever joke

19:24

and that'll get a couple of likes,

19:27

a couple of whatever and then I'll

19:29

just. post a photo of me and

19:31

the wife on a date night and

19:33

everyone would be like yes! Oh people

19:36

love that! They love like your personal.

19:38

Yeah, and like you obviously don't do

19:40

it often. I mean you do it

19:42

in some of your stand-up and stuff

19:45

like that right? You talk about your

19:47

wife which is awesome but like you

19:49

I have noticed that you're not so

19:51

like you don't throw out there all

19:54

the time right? No and if you

19:56

look on my Instagram page now if

19:58

I ever Oh, you want to talk

20:00

about crazy fan stories? Oh, go on.

20:03

This is, this is the one that

20:05

turned everything. There's a happy ending, don't

20:07

worry. That's what she said, thank you.

20:09

The reason why I put an emoji

20:12

over my daughter's face now is because

20:14

we had an incident where I was

20:16

not even there. I was on the

20:18

road doing something and my wife calls

20:21

me up and goes, was just at

20:23

a grocery store. And a woman saw

20:25

me and saw the kid and went,

20:27

that's Brad Williams baby, and ran up

20:30

and like tried to, no, pick her

20:32

up. No, oh, fuck, I would be

20:34

your ass. Sorry, don't, yeah. So that

20:36

was when we were like, oh. So

20:39

don't do that anymore. And you know,

20:41

I've chosen this life, so whatever consequences

20:43

come of it, that's my doing. There's

20:45

common sense here. Come on. Kids didn't

20:47

do that. Kids didn't choose to be

20:50

famous. So yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But when

20:52

you do sprinkle in that family, and

20:54

I think it's great that you cover

20:56

a face because it can get scary.

20:59

Like even just my niece and nephews.

21:01

I don't have kids my own, but

21:03

like my niece and nephews. He was

21:05

actually really great of not showing her

21:08

at all. Yeah, because people can be

21:10

like that. They think they know you,

21:12

they think they can touch you and

21:14

like, you know, like I'm, I don't

21:17

care, you can give me a hug

21:19

and stuff like that, right? But it's

21:21

just like, they don't have any, like,

21:23

there's no line to them in some

21:26

ways. So when it comes to your

21:28

kid, you're just like, I can't ever

21:30

happen to me in the future and

21:32

someone try to pick up my child.

21:35

Yeah. I would be like fucking throwing

21:37

hands. And the fact my wife didn't

21:39

kill her. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay,

21:41

we're talking about your wife right now.

21:44

Sure, sure, sure. I have a massive

21:46

fan of your wife now. Oh, because

21:48

before you were here, I obviously did

21:50

research and found out that she's, I

21:53

actually watched part of your stand up

21:55

where you explained, you know, like what

21:57

she is, she's a fucking ninja dude.

21:59

But she's also extremely private, so please

22:02

tell us about her. fourth dawn black

22:04

belt in Taekwondo. She has another black

22:06

belt in Upkido because as she's explained

22:08

to me, Taekwondo is a scoring kicking

22:11

martial art. So then she had to

22:13

get a black belt in Upkido, just

22:15

as she can kill people. So yeah,

22:17

she's like, there's some people that say

22:20

they're a martial artist and it's like,

22:22

I go to the YMCA and I

22:24

say Kia, that's not her. She's like

22:26

a like a ruthless ruthless, like. She's,

22:29

and I love being with someone

22:31

that has that discipline, because I know

22:33

how hard she had to work to

22:35

get there. She knows the value of

22:38

hard work. Also, I'm on the road

22:40

a bunch. So I like knowing if

22:42

someone breaks in the house, we got

22:44

two pit bulls and a ninja. We're

22:46

fine. Oh, yeah, dear. Hell yeah. And then

22:48

you were good. You were talking about how

22:50

private she is too. So you will

22:52

like, she only has like a couple.

22:55

Yeah, she's like all her social media

22:57

are set to private. I love it.

22:59

If you Google Brad Williams wife, the

23:01

photo that comes up is not her.

23:03

That's the woman in your hotel.

23:05

Yeah, that's what yeah. She's like, I

23:08

am, I am Brad Williams wife. We

23:10

have a lovely family. No. So

23:12

I love that. I love the

23:14

fact that it's tough to find

23:16

out because, you know, that's the

23:18

family life. That's, you know, separate

23:21

than the public persona. Right. And

23:23

I'm totally fine with that. I

23:25

like walking in the door and

23:27

now no one gives it. shit what

23:29

jokes I've told or how many tickets I sold. I'm just

23:31

husband and I'm just dad. I'm jealous of that point. That's

23:33

what I want one day. That's very like just someone that

23:36

is not on social media, doesn't care about social media, doesn't care what

23:38

the fuck you do. You know, they're just like, well, welcome home, I'm

23:40

fucking, clean the dishes. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, I keep

23:42

you humble. No, but like I love that. And that's, I love that.

23:44

I feel like, I feel like, I feel like you need, you need,

23:46

you need, you need, you need, you need, you need, you need, you

23:48

need, you need, you need, you need, you need, you need, you need,

23:50

you need, you need, you need, you need, you need, you need, you

23:52

need, you need, you need, you need, you need, you need, you need,

23:54

you need, you need, you need, you have been in the

23:56

public eyes like what they do reflects on

23:58

you and vice versa. I do reflects on

24:00

them so it's like. Sometimes ego gets

24:03

involved. Oh, one person's getting a little

24:05

more famous. Right. It could be a little

24:07

tricky, you know, and especially for the

24:09

dudes because. Bigger egos. I know

24:11

a lot of, yeah, I know

24:13

that's happened a bunch of comics.

24:16

I start dating each other and

24:18

the woman gets a little more

24:20

famous and then the guy's like,

24:22

you can't shit where you eat.

24:24

Yeah, and the guy's like, hey,

24:26

you're gonna take me on the

24:29

road? The female comic's like, no.

24:31

Oh, so that calls like a

24:33

rift, probably, like a rift, probably,

24:35

there was no, like, bring me.

24:37

Like it was never, we never

24:39

had that because we were in

24:41

such like opposite fucking wealth. But

24:43

I did have an X where he

24:45

was a wrestler and there was like the jealousy

24:47

because I was doing a little bit more, oh

24:49

I just become a champion like, fuck you, you

24:52

know what I mean? It was like. It was

24:54

an issue and then ultimately we broke up because

24:56

there's just no fucking way and I said I

24:58

would never date arrest her again in my life.

25:00

Oh, there's no point. I dated a comedian once

25:03

and thankfully she's no longer a comedian so it's

25:05

not, I'm not like, I'm throwing her in jail.

25:07

No, no, not the one in jail. That's a

25:09

different X. Wait, can we talk about it? Oh,

25:11

I'll talk about it to some degree. Yeah. We

25:13

all have an X in our lives in our

25:15

lives in our lives that. I would say

25:18

wrecked us like broke us

25:20

down to the very bare

25:22

bones preach yeah someone thankfully

25:24

built us back up and

25:26

your friends family current loved

25:29

ones so but we all

25:31

had that X that wrecked

25:33

us the one that wrecked

25:35

me was this woman I

25:37

was I was obsessed I

25:40

was addicted bailed her out

25:42

of jail twice that's that's

25:44

not the red flag waiving

25:46

and I'm kind of

25:48

blind yeah recently found

25:50

out that she is

25:53

back in jail for

25:55

over 30 years for

25:57

trafficking, distributing, selling meth.

25:59

So. Yeah, I was dating breaking

26:01

bad. No, yeah. So now, yeah, so

26:03

now, yeah, so now when people say

26:05

like, oh, you know, your wife, she's

26:07

not very public. I'm like, great. Yeah,

26:09

because that's the other side of being

26:11

public is now, you know, there's also

26:14

they would do digging on your wife

26:16

and she wants to be private to

26:18

do it, but like, you guys are

26:20

fucking crazy law, law, dude. Yeah,

26:22

comedians, wrestlers, rock stars, we all

26:25

kind of. Roll in some circles and

26:27

sometimes they're not the best and I've

26:29

watched enough Dark Side of the ring

26:32

the same people did the dark

26:34

side of comedy and they did a

26:36

bunch of comedians too and I they

26:38

were really accurate I know some people

26:41

personally and I was like how

26:43

did they find that out? Oh I

26:45

need to watch that yeah so I've

26:47

seen enough of that to kind of

26:50

know where the now the downfalls are

26:52

so I try to stay away

26:54

from that. The weirdest thing was like,

26:56

I was picking my kid

26:58

up from school and her

27:01

teacher, her kindergarten teacher, it

27:03

was like, hey, so you just

27:05

got back from whatever the heck.

27:08

And I'm like, I. Did, how do you

27:10

know that? She goes, oh, I follow you on Instagram.

27:12

Like, don't follow me on Instagram. Oh, it

27:14

makes it weird. You're a kindergarten teacher. You

27:16

should be up late reading child psychology studies.

27:18

You shouldn't have a life. But yeah, obviously

27:21

she does. Yeah. She's a very good person.

27:23

But yeah, it's stuff like that where I

27:25

try to keep. The work all separate.

27:28

Talking about comedy wrestling, all

27:30

that kind of fun stuff.

27:32

We have a term in

27:34

wrestling. Like, for example, music

27:36

has groupies. Yes. We have

27:38

ring rats. I like lizards

27:40

for the truckers. But what

27:42

is the... Ours is the

27:44

best. Which is the chuckle-fuckers.

27:46

Shuckle-fuckers! That is

27:49

the best one. That is.

27:51

Yeah. Chuckle-fuckers. So are they pretty

27:53

bad then? Is it? Yeah. There was

27:55

one time back in my single days

27:57

where I met a very friendly lady

27:59

and... And we had fun and

28:01

then afterwards she kind of revealed

28:04

that she had a collection and

28:06

so you're just like she's like

28:08

banners you're like yeah I'm like

28:10

oh I'm just a gem on the

28:12

glove okay and I'm not even a

28:14

good one. So I had to like

28:16

go back and I had to like

28:18

in some of them were my friends

28:20

so I like damned him like hey

28:22

random question no context. You clean? Just

28:25

trying to violate some HIPAA laws.

28:27

That's fine. Yeah, that's road life.

28:29

And that's one of the things

28:31

that makes me very thankful to

28:33

have the wife that I do.

28:35

Because now when the show is

28:37

done, I go back to the

28:39

hotel room. Does she travel with

28:41

you sometimes though? Not as much

28:43

as we'd like. Funny, whenever

28:45

I get booked in Hawaii,

28:47

she always wants to go

28:49

on that one. I've ever

28:52

been, I really want to

28:54

go. You remember the Hawaii?

28:56

Yeah, so can I get

28:58

booked with you? Like, I'll

29:00

come with a wife, we'll

29:02

beat some Chucklefucker's ass here? Oh,

29:04

that's going to be the name

29:07

of this episode. Chucklefuckers? Oh my

29:09

God. That's like a family trip.

29:11

Yeah. Oh. Yeah, it's a great

29:14

city. Yeah, we're going to San

29:16

Diego this weekend. There's a gig

29:18

there. Great. There's a San Diego

29:20

zoo. Great. We'll take the kid.

29:23

Go to Lakeland. Whole thing. I try to

29:25

do as much family time as I

29:27

can, because you don't get a lot

29:29

of it. We need to come to one

29:31

of your shows. Like, please. You're

29:33

in California for the next week or

29:36

so, right? Yeah, I got shows. I would love

29:38

to. Who is? Who is? Please do. Sorry,

29:40

you know the answer. Okay. I think the

29:42

people need to know who is one

29:44

of your biggest, like icons for you

29:47

and also a fan. Oh, yeah, yeah,

29:49

this story. And you mentioned him

29:51

a little bit earlier with the

29:53

leg. Yeah. Yeah, so that's the

29:55

Robin Williams story where if you

29:57

ever want to know what's going to

29:59

be. on my tombstone one day, it'll

30:01

be this quote. I was doing a

30:03

show in San Francisco, and this guy

30:05

ran a show just north of San

30:07

Francisco in Mill Valley, and he said,

30:10

you wanna come do this show? It's

30:12

a place called the Throckmorton Theater, and

30:14

I go, sure. And I go there,

30:16

and I know that Robin lives there.

30:18

He had lived in Mill Valley. So

30:20

I'm doing my show, goes well. I'm

30:22

thinking, that was fun. And I go

30:24

back into the green room, Robin Williams,

30:26

freaking Robin Williams, fucking crazy dude, bursts

30:28

through the door with all the energy

30:30

that you believe and says, oh my

30:33

god, Mr. Williams, you're like Prozac with

30:35

a head. Oh my, that's fucking amazing.

30:37

I'm just like, that's done. If I

30:39

ever get a tattoo, that'll be by

30:41

tattoo. They name me your book? Yeah,

30:43

Prozac with a head. Yeah. And it

30:45

was so nice. Got to talk to

30:47

talk to him. The craziest part is

30:49

he invited me to his show, which

30:51

was the next night. and uh... so

30:53

i go obviously i'll stay this you

30:55

know i'll go so uh... but he

30:58

reserves seats for me now mill mill

31:00

valley is a very affluent area a

31:02

lot of tech people a lot of

31:04

lot of money in that in that

31:06

area and there's these two reserve seats

31:08

up front and this like a hundred

31:10

and fifty seat theater it is small

31:12

and it's a Robin Williams show so

31:14

it's like everyone's trying to get in

31:16

like a secret show that you guys

31:18

yeah and there's two reserve seats it's

31:21

packed and everyone's like who the hell

31:23

who's who's gonna get a Robin yeah

31:25

this pierce browsing and gonna come walking

31:27

down or like what and then it's

31:29

just me going on No, no, no,

31:31

no, no, no. So people are really

31:33

like shocked. Like, yeah, they had no

31:35

idea who I was. Yeah, that's fucking

31:37

cool. There's like, what? You got my

31:39

family comedy. I love comedy. Some comedians

31:41

are like, I never watch anyone. I'm

31:44

like, I love watching other comedians. I

31:46

learned stuff. I'm impressed by what's going

31:48

on. So yeah, that's like, that's my

31:50

number one. Like, I'm sure you had

31:52

a couple of pinch me moments. Oh

31:54

dude, wrestling? Well hell, the rock producer

31:56

damn movie. The rocks is, he sure

31:58

did. But also fucking, I am in

32:00

love with Don Gold Steve Austin. I

32:02

just think, I guess, you know, he's

32:04

one of those people that everybody like

32:06

is a fan of, you know what

32:09

I mean, but like he. just speaks

32:11

to me on like a deeper level

32:13

because he was on the main roster

32:15

for four years I was on the

32:17

main roster for four years we both

32:19

suffered neck injuries and so and his

32:21

character was just so fucking like he

32:23

could stay the exact same being a

32:25

heel of every face yeah and he

32:27

was just so like Oh, he was

32:29

just a fucking bad, he still is

32:32

bad, I'm sounding like he's fucking dying

32:34

like that. He is a bad ass,

32:36

he still looks exactly the same, he

32:38

still acts the same, and he's like

32:40

wrestling on WrestleMania's like he did that

32:42

match with, you know, Kevin Owens and

32:44

stuff like that. Which I love Kevin

32:46

Owens too, I love him, I think

32:48

like, he's very similar in a way

32:50

to Stone Cold. It was so nice

32:52

to see him come back and have

32:55

that last match and have that last

32:57

match, with the rocket mania, but then

32:59

we didn't, but then we didn't know.

33:01

We as fans didn't know that that

33:03

was the last time we were seeing

33:05

them. So it was so good that

33:07

we got to have that moment of

33:09

like, okay, now we can let you

33:11

know how much we freaking love you.

33:13

And the thing that always gets me

33:15

when I watched like a Stone Cold

33:17

Biography, like you said, Main Roster for

33:20

four years. If you asked me how

33:22

long was Stone Cold on the Main

33:24

Roster, it'd be like, oh, 10 years,

33:26

20 years. He made such an impact.

33:28

And you look back and go like,

33:30

like, oh, oh, I thought he was.

33:32

the the dude forever and it's like

33:34

a four-year run so if you ever

33:36

get to that point like I'm touring

33:38

like a madman and I'm going back

33:40

on tour if I know my dates

33:43

Bradley's comedy but yeah like I got

33:45

strike while the iron's hot you don't

33:47

know how long it's gonna go yeah

33:49

so I'd like to you know before

33:51

I'm back in the dingy bars and

33:53

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34:49

and I wanna do next year, so

34:51

it was gonna be really fun. You heard

34:53

it here. You also had a match on

34:56

that to... Interfer and he's the referee because

34:58

referee got knocked out he counts the one

35:00

two turns on the the face gives double

35:02

birds and now they started him and the

35:04

bad guy as they start attacking the face

35:07

and then I run out yeah and I

35:09

run out to be like that's bullshit and

35:11

then I run out and I just stood

35:13

and like stared at Dylan and Dylan

35:15

on under his breath he's going

35:18

hold hold hold hold hold hold

35:20

hold hold I love it I held and

35:22

the crowd starts chanting holy shit

35:24

before we've even done anything. It's

35:26

just too dwarf staring at each

35:28

other and everyone's like I'm pretty

35:31

sure they're casting a spell. And

35:33

then yeah got to give him

35:35

a stunner and then the crowd

35:37

just exploded and when that happened when

35:39

I when I got to the back I

35:42

was telling the guys like oh. That's

35:44

the feeling. I see why you do

35:46

this. Yeah, it's like a drug. I

35:48

felt fucking amazing. Yeah, dude, the way

35:50

you can like, I'm getting rock goosies

35:52

just talking about it again. No, seriously,

35:54

people don't understand that feeling until

35:56

you actually physically walk out

35:58

of that. And even the curtain's

36:01

still like, this is crazy, this is crazy.

36:03

Yeah. But when you make the crowd feel

36:05

something, well, you also know in comedy too,

36:07

like you are making the feel happy, sad,

36:09

fucking like, you know, like the chuckle fuckers

36:12

are all lining up. Like you're, you're fucking,

36:14

you're fucking, you can command a crowd, right?

36:16

Thank you. So like when it comes to

36:18

wrestling, which I was, I did see clips

36:21

of it, and then I was just like,

36:23

man, it feels like he's been doing, he's

36:25

been doing this, he's been doing this, he's

36:27

been doing this, like he's been doing this,

36:30

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

36:32

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

36:34

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

36:36

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

36:39

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, You

36:41

know, if any wrestler wants me to be

36:43

a valet, I don't mind it. That'd be

36:45

great. Anyone needs a talker. But it's just

36:48

so much fun and it's all entertainment. And

36:50

I can't imagine like doing stuff in arenas

36:52

that you guys do. Where you will, you're

36:54

gonna be getting there. But for a time,

36:57

you have 16,000 people, 18,000 people. If you're

36:59

at. All in at Wembley, God knows how

37:01

many that was. But just looking at you,

37:03

that's it. It's crazy. They're not looking at

37:06

a band. They're not looking at a whole,

37:08

they're looking at you, your opponent needs a

37:10

tag match, but there's for you. But like,

37:12

that's it. And you're in charge of entertaining

37:14

all these people. And you have to keep

37:17

them focused on you too. That's the hog

37:19

part. It's like, you know, like, especially in

37:21

such a big crowd like that, like that,

37:23

like. When you're in there too, you can't

37:26

hear the crowd. Really? Yeah, because the stadium,

37:28

like the, there's no roof on it, so

37:30

the noise goes up and out rather than

37:32

like down. I remember my first WrestleMania, I

37:35

was, it was me and AJ versus the

37:37

Bellers, and I was like, they fucking think

37:39

we suck. They think we suck. And then

37:41

like, once they got backstage, they were just

37:44

like, no, you're, you're a fucking idiot, you

37:46

don't know how I have like. sound works

37:48

but like they were loud they were reactionary

37:50

like they were great and it was like

37:53

okay so like so like so when it

37:55

comes to Wembley like I don't know if

37:57

I'm doing a good job but like when

37:59

I did win the championship though I did

38:02

I was able to hear them it broke

38:04

the sound barrier like that actually that was

38:06

really Awesome. You're just so natural at the

38:08

wrestling side of things. I want to ask

38:11

you what your favorite matches of all time

38:13

actually. Oh, I got some. Oh, go on.

38:15

I'm interested because you guys, he is a

38:17

wrestling fan. He's not just like a fake

38:19

of ponies. No. Generally, like loving the business.

38:22

I'm not going to tell you like one

38:24

of the ones that everyone says. I will

38:26

say, Mike, Masato Tanaka, at ECW. Oh, what

38:28

was it? This is like a hot, cool,

38:31

like a wrestling phantom right there. And even

38:33

their one night stand match, Awesome Tanaka, One

38:35

Night Stand, that is, one of my favorite

38:37

parts about that match was that it was

38:40

the WWE ECW One Night Stand. And like,

38:42

the WWE audience probably didn't know Mike Awesome

38:44

and Massato Tanaka. They knew like, yeah, they

38:46

are the Rob Band damned and the Dudley's

38:49

and stuff. And they came out there and

38:51

blew the damn roof off the joint. And

38:53

just. So many amazing moments from that

38:55

match. Love that. I'm so impressed by

38:58

that choice because a lot of people

39:00

even who are the hardest of wrestling

39:02

fans probably wouldn't even. Yeah, like you

39:04

have those bunch of RPD, Jerry Lynn

39:07

stuff. Jerry Lynn. Oh, I love Jerry.

39:09

I love that fucking guy dude. He's

39:11

amazing. He was like the modern day

39:14

wrestling, but back then. Yes. Yeah. And

39:16

by the way, it's an incredible metal

39:18

singer. Have you heard him saying? Oh,

39:20

Adam, we need to take a note

39:23

of that. He did some karaoke on

39:25

the Chris Jericho Cruise, where he sings

39:27

like death metal? Shut the fuck. Is

39:29

he screaming and stuff? But he's like

39:32

doing that like controlled scream. What? Okay,

39:34

it's like one of those hidden talents

39:36

that you find out someone had that

39:39

shocks you. Yes. Yes. Do you have

39:41

one of those? Can you also death

39:43

metal stream? I don't have a hidden

39:45

talent. I used to be able to

39:48

break dance, then I turned 40. Oh,

39:50

you break. That was how I made

39:52

friends in high school. I was funny,

39:55

and like the first, like at dances,

39:57

I would get a circle going dancing.

39:59

crazy fucking law dude like I was

40:01

actually we were talking about it earlier

40:04

before you got here and we had

40:06

said that maybe you were like a

40:08

security guard at like a theme Disneyland

40:10

Yeah, what? Like it's just crazy boy.

40:13

You need to write a fucking book

40:15

because I'm like, he did what? Yeah,

40:17

that was my first job. So I

40:19

was born and raised in Orange County,

40:21

California. So, and I'm a dwarf so

40:23

naturally I have to work at Disneyland.

40:26

That's kind of like, and no, not

40:28

one of the seven. Not one of

40:30

the seven. No, my job was I

40:32

was a bodyguard for the characters. So

40:34

I'd walk around with them. and mostly

40:36

it was fine every now and then

40:39

a five-year-old go mouthy and you got

40:41

a yeah give him the old warm

40:43

shiver all right this is the craziest

40:45

Disney story all right go on and

40:47

don't worry I won't break your hearts

40:50

fricking no do it funny files Disney

40:52

did that back in the 90s so

40:54

I was being a bodyguard for

40:56

Mickey Mouse one time, which is

40:59

just a crazy sentence to say.

41:01

Okay, so there's a time where

41:04

you're out there with Mickey and

41:06

then a half hour goes by

41:08

and it's really hot outside, so

41:11

you gotta take Mickey away and,

41:13

uh, the person's hot, okay, the person

41:15

inside is hot, I'm trying to be.

41:18

Keep the magic, whatever, the person side

41:20

is hot. So we have to go

41:22

sweat your ass crack. Yeah, so we

41:25

go and you have to switch out

41:27

the Mickey's. There's another person who's backstage,

41:29

who's ready to go in the Mickey outfit.

41:32

Now, what we have to do is we

41:34

tell all the people, hey, you know, we

41:36

can't say, Mickey's fucking hot, let the person

41:38

go, tile off and come. We can't say

41:40

that. So we have to like. improv and

41:42

we go like hey Mickey's gonna go get

41:44

a quick class of lemonade and then he's

41:46

gonna be right back out here we do

41:48

some more pictures and autographs so just stay

41:50

right here and I start taking him away and

41:53

this woman comes up and goes like no no

41:55

no one photo one photo and I'm like no

41:57

he's got to go but just just one photo

41:59

and I'm Now I kind of

42:01

look at her, go, hey,

42:03

stay right here. Mickey will

42:05

be back in 35 seconds,

42:07

just be cool. And I

42:09

start walk with Mickey away.

42:11

And then she yells out,

42:14

like really loud, Mickey, Mickey

42:16

turns. She was holding a

42:18

baby. Oh, no. She throws

42:20

the baby. No. She loved.

42:22

a baby airborne slow motion.

42:24

Mickey just does this. Oh,

42:26

thank God. Did you catch

42:28

the baby? Catch is the

42:30

baby. Yeah, she takes the

42:32

photo. You can tell us

42:34

what years ago, because I'm

42:36

doing that motion instead of

42:38

that motion. Yeah, takes the

42:40

photo, grabs her baby and

42:42

goes, thank you, and just

42:44

wanders away. What the fuck,

42:46

dude. Once again, breaking so

42:48

many rules, don't care. Mickey's

42:51

usually a small woman, okay?

42:53

She's usually a small woman.

42:55

You're breaking Joey's heart and

42:57

there. He loves Disney. All

42:59

right. And by the way,

43:01

if, because this happened a

43:03

couple times, dudes would like

43:05

flirt with Minnie, which was

43:07

very weird, because Minnie sometimes

43:09

is a very small Asian

43:11

man. So, dudes are like

43:13

grab Minnie's ass, and I'm

43:15

like, well, unless you've been

43:17

to Thailand, you're not gonna

43:19

like that. So, yeah. So,

43:21

Mickey got the baby and

43:23

then went backstage and then

43:26

like the head came up

43:28

and she's sobbing because she's

43:30

uncontrollable and I'm like, hey,

43:32

you're good. She's like, you

43:34

caught the baby. But what

43:36

if I didn't catch the

43:38

baby? I'm like, but yeah,

43:40

did catch the baby. Yeah,

43:42

saved a life from that

43:44

monstrous mother. Yeah, it's an

43:46

awful mother. If you're watching,

43:48

you're an awful mother. So

43:50

yeah, that was one of

43:52

those stories. How did the

43:54

comedy start? Like was it,

43:56

did you get, um, what's

43:58

the word? Did you get

44:01

discovered or was it

44:03

just? Really? Yeah, yeah. I was in,

44:05

I was 19 years old, I

44:07

took my dad Father's Day

44:09

weekend to see a show

44:11

and the comedian on stage

44:13

starts making midget jokes and

44:15

the audience is laughing on

44:17

one side of the room,

44:20

but the audience by me knows

44:22

I'm there is like. That's no

44:24

funny. The comedian notices and says, why

44:26

aren't you guys laughing? It was like,

44:28

what? Is one of them here? And

44:30

I just go, yep. And the comedian

44:32

called me up on stage. Oh, hell

44:34

yeah. And he's like, I want to

44:36

talk to you and start asking me

44:38

questions. And he asked me, like, what

44:40

do you do for a living? And

44:42

I answered at the time I was working

44:44

at Disneyland and that made the audience

44:46

laugh. And then I literally turned and

44:48

did the joke I did earlier where

44:51

I said, shut up, I'm not one

44:53

of the seven. That made the audience

44:55

laugh. And that was the. That was

44:57

a moment where I'm like, oh,

44:59

that feels good. Yeah, it's

45:01

good. And you're like naturally

45:04

just really funny. So like, well,

45:06

I mean, I've been so I

45:08

was taught kind of to be

45:11

funny. My dad, who by the

45:13

way, both my parents advertised tall

45:15

people. Yeah, we're not all like,

45:18

you know, I wasn't raised in

45:20

a tree. So, they're tall. But

45:22

my dad knew, he's like, you're

45:25

probably gonna get. some stairs and

45:27

some questions and some you know

45:29

some people are gonna say inappropriate

45:31

things to you so my dad

45:34

literally at a very young age and

45:36

he was a defense attorney so he

45:38

was a very good talker he would

45:40

write comebacks with me like we'd be

45:43

like five six years old and he

45:45

would write comebacks so kids would make

45:47

fun of me I would Zip back

45:49

at them. Yeah, and then they would

45:51

know oh don't make fun of Brad

45:54

because he's a funny guy He'll make

45:56

you cry So he kind of taught

45:58

me so I've been comfortable with people

46:00

looking at me and saying things. So

46:02

it's like if I ever do get

46:05

a heckler, I almost want to look

46:07

at them and be like, you don't

46:09

think I've heard whatever you said a

46:11

million times, like, you know, I'll be

46:13

on stage and some guy will yell

46:16

out, lucky charms. I'll be like, all

46:18

right, let's go after you. Yeah. That's

46:20

when they go, oh, that's not part

46:22

of the show. Yes, it is, motherfucker.

46:25

I don't want to. It's safe to

46:27

sit in the front row of my

46:29

show. If you're a great audience member

46:31

and you laugh and then you shut

46:34

up and then you laugh and then

46:36

you shut up, you're gonna have a

46:38

great time, sit front row. But if

46:40

you start yelling at me and say

46:42

things, I say things to you and

46:45

then. It doesn't end well for you.

46:47

Well, we were just talking about before

46:49

this as well about the tick-tock comedians

46:51

where they're like, it looks like they're

46:54

somewhat encouraging the heckling. So like people

46:56

are more prone to do it because

46:58

they want to be in a viral

47:00

video. You know, and yeah. But you

47:03

don't like the tick-hickling comedians. No. I've

47:05

worked on these jokes a long time.

47:07

I'm way funnier than you. If you're

47:09

in the audience, it's why you're buying

47:11

the ticket. Remember shit like people ask

47:14

that about wrestling all the time and

47:16

they're like you put in some reps

47:18

you kind of figure out you know

47:20

like same same thing really so I

47:23

imagine it's similar because wrestling you have

47:25

like all right at the beginning we're

47:27

gonna do this yeah middle we're gonna

47:29

do this then this is the finish

47:31

this is go home and that's I

47:34

have bits that are like they're 10

47:36

minutes long but like okay this is

47:38

the This is the porn hub bit.

47:40

Okay, and this is yeah, all the

47:43

stuff that is in there So it's

47:45

not taking out like individual lines It's

47:47

more like all right. This is porn

47:49

hub bit then I move on to

47:52

airplane then I go to relationship and

47:54

close with whatever the hell so that's

47:56

kind of the structure and just doing

47:58

it over and over and over again

48:00

I'm doing it now 20 years just

48:03

scary. But yeah, so doing that, you

48:05

just kind of, those reps becomes, Tommy

48:07

Davidson wants to describe it as an

48:09

unnatural naturalness, which I like. Oh yeah.

48:11

Because it's very unnatural to be

48:13

on stage in front of that

48:16

many people and to expect them

48:18

all to shut up and just

48:20

hear you talk. That's very unnatural.

48:22

But you do it so many

48:24

times. I'm more. comfortable on stage

48:26

than I am off. I recently

48:28

found out that my wife was

48:31

talking to me literally last night

48:33

about like, so a couple of

48:35

my friends, they think like you

48:37

don't like them because you're like

48:40

socially, like you're quiet and they

48:42

ask me if you were angry

48:44

and I'm like. No, I'm tired. I'm tired.

48:46

Well, usually they say that about comedians

48:48

as well as dresses. Okay, usually people

48:51

in show business, like we have to

48:53

be larger than life. And we're at

48:55

home. We don't like to really go

48:57

out. We don't want to socialize anymore.

48:59

Like our social battery kind of drains.

49:01

But I understand where you come from.

49:03

There's no... Again, there's no malicious intent

49:05

there, you're just like, listen brother, I'm

49:07

fucking tying. I'm off. Yeah, exactly, and

49:09

they expect you to be exactly how

49:11

you are on stage, right? Yeah, if you were, uh,

49:14

Page or AW Sorea all the time. Oh, fuck that.

49:16

No, I don't leave the house. This is why you

49:18

have to come to my house. You'd be a

49:20

monster to hang out with. Oh, same with me.

49:22

And then, so with your shows, obviously,

49:24

obviously, like, like, like, like, like, like

49:27

is... It's the same as like a

49:29

resin show you have multiple matches you

49:31

have multiple comedians that are opening for

49:33

you. There's comedian actually his special literally

49:35

just came out on YouTube today. His

49:37

name is J.B. Ball. He's been my

49:39

opener for about four years now. That's

49:41

nice. You're loyal to him. He's loyal

49:43

to me. It's great. He's he is

49:45

a six foot three black guy so

49:48

we don't. You're so different. Yeah. And

49:50

the best part is like after a

49:52

show. The only thing that's open is

49:54

like a Waffle House. So we'll go

49:56

to Waffle House and we walk in

49:58

and one AM Waffle House. a show

50:00

every time and we walk in.

50:02

Yeah and we're looking around like

50:04

look at all these crazy people

50:06

and then we stop and go

50:08

oh they're looking at us like

50:10

yeah. What the fuck? Six or

50:12

three black guys in a minute?

50:14

What the hell's going on there?

50:16

It's like Arnold and Dynatively, or

50:18

Twins? Yes, yes. Like sometimes we

50:20

act like a gay couple just

50:22

because I think it's funny. It's

50:24

fun. It's fun. It's just, it's

50:27

like I said, it's just, it's

50:29

like I said, it's just the

50:31

joke. But yeah, he is fantastic.

50:33

And then there's a couple of

50:35

comedians that kind of rotated for

50:37

a while, right? And how long

50:39

are you on the road for?

50:41

When do I die? That's what

50:43

I'm done. This run. This run

50:45

starts next week and it'll, right

50:47

now my last show is December

50:49

31st of this year. Jesus fucking

50:51

Christ, dude. Yeah, you don't have

50:53

a break. That's like wrestling too.

50:55

You don't have breaks. No. Thankfully,

50:57

I get home as much as

50:59

I can. Yeah. It's usually like

51:01

three or four days on, three

51:03

or four days off. and then

51:05

you know you go back on

51:07

the road but yeah so it's

51:09

the road life so I'm sure

51:11

you and I could talk while

51:13

houses and truck stops and hotels

51:15

but we will go into the

51:17

segment option if that's okay with

51:19

the year yeah but we do

51:21

do segments jack our style segments

51:23

but we do have very tame

51:25

segments which we're gonna do with

51:27

Brad now because he does have

51:29

his tour about to come up

51:31

so we're trying to take it

51:33

easy on him okay so we

51:35

do have a simple one which

51:37

you can choose from which you

51:39

can choose roulette And like we

51:41

scroll through, maybe I'll pick the

51:44

most famous person in your phone.

51:46

Okay. And we tell you what

51:48

to text them. Oh, okay. Would

51:50

you do that one? Yeah, I'll

51:52

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53:24

Well, there's Jericho. He's pretty good.

53:26

I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. Trade

53:28

Cool, the drummer from Green Day.

53:30

Okay, let's do that. Is he

53:32

gonna be like surprised that you

53:34

text him? Probably. Okay, Trade Cool,

53:36

the drummer from Green Day, guys.

53:38

All right, team, what are we

53:40

gonna say? Joe, you usually have

53:42

a good humor over here. Tell

53:44

him you had a dream about.

53:46

I just said, hey dude, I

53:48

had a dream about you last

53:51

night and I just sent it

53:53

and we'll just see how that

53:55

goes. I don't know if he's

53:57

gonna respond. Jericho will respond. Okay,

53:59

yeah. I don't know how he

54:01

has a time. You can do

54:03

Jericho too. Just say the same

54:05

thing. Hey, Chris. I drew about

54:07

you last night. All right, we'll

54:09

do that. I'm just like, what,

54:11

like, what, like, what would I

54:13

do? If Trey or, or, or,

54:16

Chris texted me this. Yeah. But

54:18

if not, I'll just be like,

54:20

all right, well, text array and

54:22

it's her fault. All right, Chris,

54:24

if you do get it, come

54:26

on the podcast and we can

54:28

get him back somehow, but in

54:30

a different way. We have a

54:32

response. Oh, yeah, wait. I told

54:34

the parrot thing, we should do

54:36

something else. I told you Jericho

54:38

would respond first. He wrote, was

54:40

I naked? Say, we both were.

54:43

And then he says, what are

54:45

you up to today? So maybe

54:47

he's trying for a hookup. I

54:49

don't know. Like, say, do you

54:51

want to recreate this dream, bud?

54:53

Meet me at my brewery. So

54:55

what are you up to today?

54:57

This is when I will take

54:59

the selfie. And then, uh, here

55:01

you go. Hey. I love it.

55:03

Chris gets back to you quick,

55:05

huh? He loves you. It's crazy

55:07

because the guy's got 9,000 jobs.

55:10

You know, he's always busy. Yeah,

55:12

he's always busy, but yet he

55:14

always gets back to me. He's

55:16

a good guy. He's always been

55:18

an absolute diamond to everybody. Like

55:20

he has the opportunity if he

55:22

wants to have a bit of

55:24

an ego on him, but he

55:26

knows he's good, he knows he's

55:28

successful, but he also knows his

55:30

legend status, but he's always... Like

55:32

you said if you text him

55:35

if you talk to him they'll

55:37

get back to you straight up

55:39

fucking where you're like Jesus Christ

55:41

and and then throws a hell

55:43

of a cruise of which now

55:45

It's gonna sell out even more

55:47

if you're saying right now that

55:49

you're gonna be on it I'm

55:51

gonna be on it. I don't

55:53

know 100% if I'd wrestle maybe

55:55

maybe me and you Oh shit,

55:57

let's do it. Yeah, intergender. Yeah,

55:59

an agenda. Do we do a

56:02

tag or we do a one-on-one?

56:04

Remember, I suck. So do I.

56:06

Okay, let's do an intergender. Okay,

56:08

who's your partner? I will probably

56:10

get swaggle. Oh, so swaggle and

56:12

you. Yeah, you guys have heat.

56:14

Swoggling you versus me and then

56:16

I need to, uh, uh, oh,

56:18

you know, I'd probably get a.

56:20

What's the what's the wrestling name?

56:22

Danny. Oh, we're just talking about.

56:24

Oh, that's my girl. Of course,

56:27

I would love that. Yeah, I

56:29

would love that. I can't wait

56:31

to see her in a couple

56:33

of days. Thank you so much

56:35

for being here. You're amazing. It

56:37

was so fucking easier to talk

56:39

to you. You're so funny and

56:41

just like, it's very easy. I

56:43

would love to have you back

56:45

on. Oh, like touring. Not like

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that, babe. It's just gonna cut

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me fucking cry, kick me cheese.

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All right, anyway, you were wonderful,

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so thank you so much. Thanks

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for being here. All right, that's

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a wrap on today's episode of

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Roll Breakers. Huge thanks to Brad

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Williams for keeping it raw, hilarious,

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and just a little bit dangerous.

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From cancel culture to Disney Body

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Guard stories and even a text

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to Trey Cool about a dream.

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This one had it all, make

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sure to check out Brad's tall

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or grab a thorn street brewery.

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Follow us for more role-breaking stories

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and as always keep doing things

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your way and until next time

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stay unfiltered.