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2:13

the pants. And they're my pants. By

2:16

the way, that's a quote. They're just

2:18

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2:20

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say our podcast name at the beginning.

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guessing. Oh, that's what I'm guessing. Oh,

2:48

that could be, I always wondered about

2:50

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3:22

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3:24

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3:26

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don't disagree with it. It's very complimenting.

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YouTube to know if that's true. Algorithms

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3:46

it to yourself. Keep it to your

3:48

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3:52

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by, or in, yeah, in October, I

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end of this month, no question about

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it. Like, I staked my whole reputation

4:33

on it, and we did, go figure.

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4:37

now we're getting into the end of

4:39

the run, so yeah, enjoy. Cryptocorn is

4:41

really fun, right now, is relationship, which

4:43

says, my brother-in-in-law, So

4:46

this is a this is

4:48

a 56 man okay asking

4:51

a 28 year old female

4:53

and by the way the

4:56

brother-in-law wait the he's the

4:58

brother-in-law of this he's her

5:01

brother-in-law okay got it he

5:03

asked me for birthday sex

5:05

what yeah yeah that's why

5:08

I led with this one

5:10

okay Uh-huh. Do I tell

5:13

my sister 26 female or

5:15

approach my brother-in-law? So

5:18

my sister and brother-in-law have been married

5:20

for two years now, started dating four

5:22

years ago. I've had a ton of

5:25

health issues this year, and my sister

5:27

has been working two jobs in almost

5:29

every day of the week for several

5:31

months. She's had no time to be

5:33

there for me much. So I've been

5:35

asking Brother-in-law for help with things occasionally,

5:37

which my sister was fine with. As

5:39

a result, we've been chatting more, but

5:42

I've never given any romantic signals. by

5:44

all the domains because it's going to

5:46

be very profitable. They are financially struggling

5:48

quite a bit and I saw someone

5:50

in my apartment was giving away free

5:52

cat food so I texted them and

5:54

asked that they wanted it. They did.

5:56

So Brother-in-law came and picked it up

5:58

the day before his We

6:01

chat for around an hour

6:03

and afterward he initiated this

6:05

text conversation. Brother not, I

6:07

appreciate you so much. It

6:09

was nice having a great

6:11

conversation with you. Me. Sure

6:14

thing. I appreciate you guys

6:16

as well. Smiley face. And

6:18

he's 56 and she's 28.

6:20

Oh my god. You guys,

6:22

you guys. Gotcha. He says

6:24

with a smiling face. Tears

6:27

emoji. Oof. By

6:29

the law, have you ever had a

6:31

birthday wish? Or, this is a great

6:33

setup. You ever had a birthday wish

6:36

or any wish that you knew there

6:38

were consequences for even asking, but you

6:40

still wanted to ask anyway and hope

6:43

that your birthday wish could be true?

6:45

It could come true? Me. Can you

6:47

elaborate? Oh, can you elaborate, by the

6:50

way? It's not good to get back.

6:52

No. No. Not a sexy little flirty

6:54

response. Yeah. Like what do you have

6:57

in mind? Oh, I don't know. Like

6:59

a lot of people have fantasies. Cutie

7:01

face emoji. Lacking face emoji. Send. Circle

7:03

send message. Circle send message. Circle. I

7:06

can't unfortunately. He says that's totally fine.

7:08

He sent kissy faces before she says.

7:10

But I really really just wanted to

7:13

believe he's old and just doesn't understand

7:15

the emotion. Yeah. I talked to my

7:17

sister about a month ago and she

7:20

told me they're not having sex anymore

7:22

because sex just isn't her thing. Oh,

7:24

okay. That's a whole different issue. So

7:27

he's probably really good at it as

7:29

well. Right, right. So I'm 99% sure

7:31

he was asking for sex. What

7:34

I really really want to do is

7:36

tell my sister and show her the

7:38

text but honestly I don't know if

7:40

she can handle knowing her husband tried

7:42

to cheat with her sister at that.

7:44

She got fondled for 10 years by

7:47

our choir director as a kid and

7:49

her mental health was horrible for many

7:51

years until she met brother-in-law. She's been

7:53

doing a lot better but she's also

7:55

extremely emotional, emotionally and financially reliant financially

7:57

reliant on him and doesn't have any

7:59

close friends. also working all the time

8:01

exhausted and has been sick for the

8:03

past three weeks. Brother La has honestly

8:05

been a great person up until this

8:07

point. I've always felt uncomfortable with the

8:10

age difference, especially given her history of

8:12

the S-A stuff. But my sister was

8:14

doing so much better with him and

8:16

her life. Maybe this is just a

8:18

poor judgment because he's desperate for SAGS

8:20

since his wife doesn't provide that. He's

8:22

also introverted, doesn't have many other women

8:24

in his life and wouldn't be able

8:26

to afford an escort or anything. I

8:29

also worry that if I tell my

8:31

sister she will backlash and blame me,

8:33

as I've read this as a fairly

8:36

common response to telling someone their significant

8:38

other is cheating. I personally think that's

8:40

true. Wait, what was it? Like the

8:42

sister will backlash and blame you, blame

8:45

the girl. Oh right, yeah. With all

8:47

the, with all my health problems, I

8:49

really can't afford to lose them from

8:51

my life. I can't even work full

8:54

time right now because my health is

8:56

so bad. and might be homeless in

8:58

a few months, because I've had chronic

9:00

illness for several years, I haven't had

9:03

the energy to build any kind of

9:05

my own support network, and all my

9:07

other friends live one to three hours

9:10

away from me. So yeah. What would

9:12

you do? What an uncomfortable situation, because

9:14

you need the help and you don't

9:16

have any other resources to get help,

9:19

but then you're taking shots now. Exactly.

9:21

Now I'm so uncomfortable with him being

9:23

there alone with me. And you're like

9:25

in a state of vulnerability? Exactly. And

9:28

if you tell the sister, then like

9:30

you feel further alienated basically. Or if

9:32

like they start going through a divorce

9:34

or something, then like you're also not

9:37

getting any help because they're busy with

9:39

going through a divorce. I know. It's

9:41

a dicey one, huh? That's just, that

9:43

sucks. Yeah. I would be so scared

9:46

of him coming over. Do you think

9:48

this is a toughie? It's tough only

9:50

because she like needs help. Yeah. I

9:52

wish there was like anyone else in

9:55

her life that she could get help

9:57

from. I know, but she doesn't. Like

9:59

literally if there's like anyone else even

10:01

like a. low-cost help on like I

10:04

don't know like I don't really know

10:06

he is doing this for free so

10:08

do you just kind of like take

10:10

it at this point it's just kind

10:13

of like I got no one else

10:15

yeah until he like makes further advances

10:17

I guess getting a bunch of kissy-faced

10:19

emologies that isn't the worst thing didn't

10:22

actually ask he knew it was inappropriate

10:24

and he like didn't actually do it

10:26

but he like just alluded to that

10:28

Have you ever had a birthday wish

10:31

or any wish that you knew there

10:33

were consequences for even asking? But you

10:35

still wanted to ask anyway in hopes

10:38

that your birthday wish would come true.

10:40

I think that's pretty close. Yeah. Because

10:42

why say something like that? Unless he's

10:44

like, I hope Wu goes to the

10:47

freaking four bucks. But I'm just saying

10:49

like in a tough situation like this,

10:51

like if she could go anywhere else,

10:53

like I would just cut it off,

10:56

right? Yeah. matter of

10:58

whether or not this guy's a safety

11:00

concern like he he didn't go full-fledged

11:02

into like some details right right I

11:05

mean she's like oh can you elaborate

11:07

he's like it's a shitty situation shitty

11:09

situation like I really hate it me

11:12

too I would not want to be

11:14

forced to be like around this guy's

11:16

presence So,

11:19

like, I don't know. I don't know, man, because,

11:21

like, it's hard to say I don't know how

11:23

bad her illness is. I don't know, like, if

11:25

she has any other options for resources. Yeah, yeah,

11:27

yeah. You know, but I would, like, look into

11:29

it. If it was me, like, I would just,

11:32

like, start looking at volunteer organizations. But what do

11:34

you do about the sister? Well,

11:36

that's a whole different thing. I would

11:39

have to make sure that there was,

11:41

I was able to get taken care

11:43

of. Because you could blow the whole

11:45

thing. This is a survival thing, basically.

11:48

It's not like, it's not like a,

11:50

like I'm good on my own and

11:52

now like we can deal with the

11:54

emotional aspect. It's like, well, I have

11:57

to think of my own survival first.

11:59

And then I can start going into

12:01

more. you know, the therapy of, like,

12:03

you know, talk, addressing the problem, emotional

12:06

problems. Some renders think that the best

12:08

idea would perhaps be to show the

12:10

sister of the text and just say

12:13

you don't understand what he means. And

12:15

just kind of float it like that.

12:17

Like play dumb. Yeah, play dumb, like

12:19

underhand, softball it, you know. Yeah, but

12:22

like, so let's say they, and then

12:24

she could slap him down a little

12:26

bit for sure, but then, okay, now

12:28

I'll be worried about the guy being

12:31

mad at me for showing the sister

12:33

and then now he comes over pretending

12:35

like he's a nice guy, but then

12:37

now he's gonna want to revenge on

12:40

me. I think there's actually a trickier

12:42

way you could do it. I would,

12:44

I would be like, hey, like, you

12:46

think he's like, maybe make his birthday

12:49

fun. No, I don't like

12:51

it. If anything, the thing I would do

12:53

is tell him tell him directly that I

12:55

felt like that was crossing a line and

12:57

that it's disrespectful to my sister. That's really

12:59

good. I mean, that's the only way that

13:01

I could handle that because I think going

13:03

behind people's backs and like telling on them

13:06

doesn't help your safety situation. Yeah, I really

13:08

think that the Brother-in-law opening with, I appreciate

13:10

you so much, it was nice having a

13:12

great conversation with you, heart emoji. Yeah. Like

13:14

why say that? No, that's fine. I think

13:16

that's fine. Is it? Yeah, that's fine to

13:18

me. Okay. The crossing the line part is

13:20

when it gets sexual. No, for sure, but

13:22

I just even think that is like, just,

13:25

I think he's just setting the table a

13:27

little bit. For sure, but like, but like,

13:29

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

13:31

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

13:33

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

13:35

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

13:37

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

13:39

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

13:42

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, We

13:45

can't just assume intentions behind things

13:47

based off of that. Like I

13:49

think that's a fine like if

13:51

I left someone's house or whatever.

13:53

I do it all the time.

13:55

Okay. Yeah. Like I guess maybe

13:57

sometimes like if we had a

13:59

good JK shoot on my hey

14:01

boy. was fun today. You know

14:03

what I mean? Like I don't

14:05

go like, it just seems so

14:07

intimate to be like, I appreciate

14:09

you so much. Yeah, but they're

14:11

like, they're kind of like family.

14:13

Yeah, you know, like it's like,

14:15

he is like 30 years older

14:17

than both. No, it's creepy for

14:19

sure. Yeah. But I'm just trying

14:21

to, but that's also the thing

14:23

too. He has the advantage of,

14:25

everyone's like, he's a boomer. We

14:27

don't know. For sure. All

14:30

right. Guys are weird. Guys are weird.

14:32

And also boomers do feel like they

14:35

need to wrap up the interaction like

14:37

that. You know what I mean? I

14:39

see what you're saying. They like used

14:41

to send thank you notes and shit.

14:43

Good point. Like we don't really do

14:45

that anymore. Like I

14:48

remember, I only say that because I

14:50

remember specifically going on dates with so

14:52

many bitches, right? So many, so many,

14:54

so many slots. And then afterward, like

14:57

you want to, you're just like, hey,

14:59

like that was awesome, like, what are

15:01

we doing then again? Like that kind

15:04

of thing. Like to me, that just

15:06

feels like that, but maybe it's probably

15:08

not the same. I mean, do. Do

15:11

you do it in business? Mmm, I

15:13

should have done that with business. Mm.

15:15

I just don't think that, I don't

15:17

think that that particular sentence is weird.

15:20

Okay, fair. I think kissy face emogies

15:22

are fucking weird. Yeah, fucking weird. Like

15:24

if he ended it with a kissy

15:27

face, that same sentence, but with a

15:29

kissy face at the end? 100%. Good

15:31

point. Good point, Nemo. All right, respect.

15:33

Emogee awareness is big out there. We

15:36

don't talk about it enough. We should.

15:38

Yeah. All right. Okay so yeah I

15:40

would just the best option in my

15:43

opinion is just to assertively confront him

15:45

like not aggressive just being like you

15:47

have a relationship with him so just

15:49

like use that just like when he's

15:52

ever like hey I don't know what

15:54

you meant by this birthday thing but

15:56

the kissy face of the mojies actually

15:59

mean this and I think it's a

16:01

little disrespectful to my sister it makes

16:03

me uncomfortable I don't think you know

16:05

what you're doing yeah I'm not not

16:08

sure if you know. Exactly. I'm not

16:10

sure if you know what these mean,

16:12

but they actually like are. It just

16:15

suggests that you're being weird. I know

16:17

you're not because like you're my sister's

16:19

like freaking. Yeah, exactly. What would that

16:21

be like? Exactly. You would never do

16:24

that. Right. And then he just like

16:26

can have a big fucking red face.

16:28

Exactly. Yeah. Okay. Relationship

16:30

advice. Okay. How do I, 29 male? Ask

16:33

my wife, 26 female, not to fry eggs

16:35

every morning in a huge amount of oil.

16:37

It's funny because Steve does this. Here we

16:39

go. It's like a Steve Nikki conversation. Except

16:42

I don't ask credit. I just go up

16:44

to Steve and go, can you stop fucking

16:46

doing that? What are you doing? Why is

16:49

it pepper all over my fucking eggs? Why

16:51

is it smoky everywhere? She's like, I put,

16:53

she's like, I put a picture of your

16:55

eggs, which I appreciate you making, on the

16:58

internet, and they all said, why is there

17:00

so much fucking pepper on the egg? I'll

17:02

never forget that one. Every time I pour

17:04

in pepper on your eggs, I'm like, remember,

17:07

very light, she roasted you pretty good on

17:09

that one? Yeah, I'm less about that, but

17:11

more about when you like fill the entire

17:13

kitchen with smoke because you don't understand burning

17:16

points. No, I do understand burning points. I

17:18

just don't care. I like the sizzle. You're

17:20

disgusting. It's not about the sizzle. It's about

17:22

how the whole air is filled with smoke

17:25

and carcinogens. That parts of armor. Sucks. But

17:27

I like the fajitas, I can't breathe. So

17:29

like I like to make, like I make

17:32

turkey bacon, right? And then like, when I'm

17:34

done with the pan, I put it right

17:36

in the water, cold water right away, because

17:38

I also don't want like the grease to

17:41

stick to the pan or whatever at that.

17:43

That's not a thing. But then it reminds

17:45

me of fajitas. Because it makes smoke cold

17:47

water in it, you're making the grease with

17:50

the water and go down the drain. No,

17:52

it doesn't go down the dream. I leave

17:54

it in the pan. And I let it

17:56

coagulate and I throw it away in the

17:59

trash can. Then you don't need to put

18:01

water on it. It coagulates on its own.

18:03

Yeah, but it just makes the fajita smoke.

18:05

I don't. the fajita smoke. Well, you're wrong.

18:08

You're just objectively wrong. Millions of millions of

18:10

Americans love the fajita smoke. Also we don't

18:12

have the over the stove fan thing that

18:15

sucks the smoke out. I know, if you

18:17

had that. And we turn the fire alarm

18:19

off. I turn the fire alarm off. Okay,

18:21

thanks. Not we, dude. All right, we got

18:24

married in May this year and have been

18:26

living together since. She and her family have

18:28

this habit of frying eggs in a huge

18:30

amount of oil. I mean, to each their

18:33

own, I guess, but the problem I have

18:35

with it is that every morning, it stinks

18:37

up our whole apartment with oil vapor to

18:39

the point that all clothes in my wardrobe

18:42

have that oil stench. It also leaves oil

18:44

splatter and stades all over the snow and

18:46

surrounding area. Yeah, that's the part. I hate

18:48

that part. We are South Asian Americans who

18:51

got married in an arranged married situation. Oh.

18:53

We got to know each other quite well

18:55

before we decided to marry each other. Sounds

18:58

like you didn't get to decide that much,

19:00

brother. The big point of contention was that

19:02

she was moved from Massachusetts to DC post

19:04

marriage to live with me and Has been

19:07

very sensitive about anything she perceives her having

19:09

to make any changes Which I think is

19:11

unfair because I made sure she was happy

19:13

with the decision multiple times before we got

19:16

married and now it feels like she has

19:18

some sort of resentment towards me because she

19:20

had to move So anything I do she

19:22

perceives is me trying to take her further

19:25

away from her Massachusetts identity is received with

19:27

a weird attitude and passive aggression I see.

19:29

Her family fries eggs that way too and

19:32

not to be rude, but their whole house

19:34

reeks of oil. I'm very sensitive to smell

19:36

and always try to ensure I and my

19:38

surroundings are clean and fresh. Our apartment kitchen

19:41

has one of those stove and microwave combo

19:43

setups where the microwave has a built-in exhaust.

19:45

It's not really effective at all in pulling

19:47

out the air. It just dissipates it all

19:50

over the house. Yeah, that's how our one

19:52

at the condo was. Yep. I've been trying

19:54

to subtly mention how I don't like the

19:56

oil vapor smell and making eggs for her

19:59

in a regular amount of oil and a

20:01

bit of butter without stinging up the apartment

20:03

would be the move. But I don't think

20:05

gets the hint or just ignores it. How

20:08

do I bring it up to her without

20:10

making her feel like I'm trying to change

20:12

her? Oof, that's a tough one, man. Right?

20:15

Because these are like- Because these are disconnected

20:17

people. Exactly, and it's also like, when I

20:19

tried to get Steve to stop fucking cutting

20:21

chicken in my pans, my non-stick pans. You're

20:24

being such a bit? He sees it as

20:26

like, well, it's just a pan. And it's

20:28

a quote. They're just

20:30

pans. It's a quote. It's just

20:32

a pun. Thank you for quoting

20:35

me accurately. You're all fucking pan

20:37

then. Stop ruining my pan. Yeah,

20:39

and then you still ruin my

20:41

pan. Because he's like, one day

20:43

just didn't have yours or whatever,

20:45

so you decided to ruin my

20:47

pan again. I didn't have my

20:50

pan at the time. Right, right.

20:52

We had a huge fight about

20:54

it because he's like, to him,

20:56

like, just a pan. Thank you.

20:59

Yeah, it's hard to explain to those

21:01

stubborn people with hard heads. Listen, some

21:03

people do feel like, okay, for example,

21:05

and I use this example recently, by

21:07

the way, shout out to you guys,

21:09

because everyone's told me that they now

21:11

do their eggs this way. My mother

21:13

was over recently for Thanksgiving like two

21:15

years ago. Last year. Yeah, and she's

21:17

the biggest pain in my ass every

21:20

all time. She was hovering over me

21:22

at all times trying to tell me

21:24

how to do things all times. So

21:26

I just got real defensive about it.

21:28

And I was like, you know what?

21:30

I'm doing stuff the way I do

21:32

my stuff, right? And then she's like,

21:34

Stephen Paul. She always says, hey, pay

21:36

attention to me. I'm like, hey, pay

21:38

attention to me. She's like, just take

21:40

the eggs, because I was, what I

21:42

like to do is like to crack

21:44

the egg on the pan, right? On

21:46

the side of the pan. But we

21:48

get all over the stove. Sometimes, but

21:50

not always. And I stop trying to

21:52

stop him from doing that. She just,

21:54

I broke her mentally. Yeah. But then,

21:56

my mother's like, Stephen, just take the

21:58

two eggs and smash them together. it

22:01

always cracked one of the eggs and

22:03

not both of them because they both

22:05

have different densities. And I was like,

22:07

Mom, that is the stupidest shit I've

22:09

ever heard about in my whole life.

22:11

And then she took the eggs and

22:13

did it and I was like, holy

22:15

shit, like that is incredible. How'd you

22:17

crack the second one? You take another

22:19

egg. Oh. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. And

22:21

if you're out of eggs, then you're

22:23

fucked. Can't do anything. You gotta do

22:25

the old method. But typically, yeah. Because

22:27

only you and me, we don't run

22:29

out eggs. Right. So like, yeah, that's

22:31

the only way I do eggs now.

22:33

That's awesome. I've been cracking eggs like

22:35

that ever since. I don't make the

22:37

splashies anymore on accident. Yeah. And that

22:40

was one of those things where I

22:42

was like, damn dude, gotta fucking take

22:44

the hell humble pie a little bit.

22:46

Yeah. And be like, thank you mom,

22:48

that was cool. But like, I was

22:50

being defensive because I'm like, I do

22:52

it my way. I know you are

22:54

always like, and you know what I

22:56

mean, exactly. Even if there's a better

22:58

way. But if there's a better way

23:00

that I could see on my, oh

23:02

shit. I know. But if there's a

23:04

better way that I could see on.

23:06

Like the way you watch dishes. I

23:08

wish your mom would have showed you

23:10

that. Listen, I think she would have

23:12

gone to Stephen Paul to say you

23:14

watch a dish. No, you like the

23:16

way I do dishes now. I haven't

23:18

seen you. But you don't see bad

23:21

dishes now. I do good dishes. Yeah,

23:23

yeah. I mean, mostly use the dishwasher,

23:25

but yeah. But I do good dishes.

23:27

Okay. Sure. But yeah, so I don't

23:29

know what it is about, like I

23:31

don't know how to approach these situations

23:33

because for me, I'm always about wanting

23:35

to do the most efficient way. So

23:37

if someone has a better way, I'm

23:39

open ears. But like- Hang on a

23:41

second. What? because I introduced you

23:43

to something pretty recently called Carmax. Yes. And

23:46

you know, you were the biggest hater? Yes,

23:48

because the biggest hater I've ever seen. Tell

23:50

them how you introduced it. Okay, so Lemo

23:52

has had a little cut on her lip.

23:54

I cut my lip. Cut her lip. And

23:57

she's been bitching about it for like five

23:59

days. Yeah, because it keeps reopen. unfortunately we

24:01

have, I would say, argumentally, I would say

24:03

we have a shit for brains producer. Who

24:05

told Nikki to keep it moist? No, no,

24:08

no. He said to not keep it moist.

24:10

Not to keep it moist. So dry it

24:12

out. So Mark once told us that he

24:14

used to have this problem because it's like

24:16

oral. Well, he got oral thrush, which is

24:19

a different thing, but it's similar to like,

24:21

because I got a cut on the side

24:23

of my, like when you yawn and it's

24:25

cold and your skin's dry and it cracks

24:27

the like side of your mouth. Okay, so

24:30

I got that cut and I remembered Mark

24:32

saying that he had oral thrush, which is

24:34

very similar and it wouldn't heal because it's

24:36

too moist all the time because your mouth.

24:38

So the only way to heal it was

24:41

to use dawn dish soap and to like,

24:43

put a saran wrap on it and I

24:45

just remembered that and like and so I

24:47

was telling Steve that's why this is too

24:49

moist that's why it's not healing it's been

24:52

taking a week to heal and I was

24:54

like guess what bitch you're wrong and by

24:56

the way Mark not not smart well he

24:58

had oral thrush that's different I said, Mark,

25:00

not intelligent, right? Quote me. Yeah, he did

25:03

say that. Quote me. Okay, so then I

25:05

was like, take Carmax, because when I was

25:07

growing up, this is what we did all

25:09

the time. He was so mad at you,

25:11

Mark, because I was like, you know, shit

25:14

for brains, you know, quotes. Use my quotes,

25:16

please. Mark didn't even do anything. It's catching

25:18

straits. So I was like, do Carmax all

25:20

the way up and out? She wakes up,

25:23

that's last night, right? No, no. Oh, no,

25:25

I said, my sister used to get blisters.

25:27

Yeah. And we would Carmax, and it would

25:29

immediately clear it up. My sister got cold

25:31

sore blisters, and I'm like, I don't have

25:34

cold sore blisters. And then he's like, well,

25:36

you do have a blister, and I was

25:38

like, I don't have blisters. Syntax mistake. So

25:40

then I was like, well, if the Carmex

25:42

helped her blisters, it's not the same thing.

25:45

Which is, I was trying to say the

25:47

same thing, but again, I was raised white

25:49

trash. I went to public school. We don't

25:51

know everything, right? We're not trying to place

25:53

gravel with your family. I'm in a heavy

25:56

disadvantage. We all went to public schools. I

25:58

went to Santa Barbara County. Public School, you

26:00

know what I mean? Okay. You have a

26:02

rough, you have a tougher time. You do

26:04

whatever you need to say to. You don't

26:07

know things as much as people. So then

26:09

I was, so we just knew it as

26:11

blisters when we grown up, but it was

26:13

the same thing. Cracked lips because of dryness.

26:15

Okay, sure. So I just knew that to

26:18

call that blisters and you, like that's like

26:20

a whole different thing involving herpes. I was

26:22

like, yeah, cold sores are different than like

26:24

your lip cracking from dryness. So I'm like,

26:26

use the freaking car, Max. She eventually relented.

26:29

Yeah. And thankfully she was tired enough. She

26:31

just was like, all right, I'll just do

26:33

it. Yeah, because he got so mad. I

26:35

was like, he was cursing Mark. Popping off

26:37

on Mark. I was like, for Mark's sake,

26:40

I will do this. Yeah. That's so stupid.

26:42

So then she wakes up this morning and

26:44

she was like, she didn't want to tell

26:46

me. I told him though, but it did

26:48

work. She's like, okay, I have to tell

26:51

you something, but I don't want to tell

26:53

you this at all. Yeah. And then I

26:55

was like, oh my God. Yes? And then

26:57

you're like, the Carmax work. Okay, so I

27:00

relented within minutes. Bro, you were putting up

27:02

a fight for 15 minutes. Yeah, like 15

27:04

minutes. Okay, how many fights do we have

27:06

over the course of days do we have

27:08

about the pans? Maybe like 75. Yeah, like

27:11

a lot, a lot. A lot. How long

27:13

have we, how many days have we been

27:15

together? That's not that much. That's one issue.

27:17

Very silly. That's very, I have to pick

27:19

my battles. Because I don't know what Steve's

27:22

attached his identity to. Like, I get scared

27:24

to tell him that he hung the picture

27:26

frames crooked because maybe that's the way he

27:28

learned to do it. You're not scared to

27:30

tell me that. Oh, you're not scared to

27:33

tell me that. That one I know that

27:35

it's not attached to your identity. She tells

27:37

me straight up. You don't react viscerally to

27:39

that one. So it's not attached to your

27:41

identity. All day this chick tells me what

27:44

I can't do or what I do. It's

27:46

crooked or what's all day. I'm not gonna,

27:48

I mean like yeah, if a picture frame

27:50

is crooked, I'm gonna tell you it's fucking

27:52

crooked. I'm not gonna let you fall in

27:55

your face like that. But that's like for

27:57

the benefit of our team. Yeah, fair

27:59

you know know? And so like,

28:01

to me, To me, this man has the

28:03

benefit of the team in mind that

28:05

he doesn't want their house to smell

28:08

like oil. And that's just how I I

28:10

don't want our house to smell like

28:12

fucking smoke for five hours. for yeah, yeah. and

28:14

it gets all over everything. I

28:16

can't see my eyes are burning.

28:18

burning. It's like to breathe. breathe. Like I can't even

28:20

go want to go it just sucks. Like

28:22

it all around all around.com. Luckily, I

28:24

haven't experienced it while. think you

28:27

stopped making turkey bacon for a

28:29

while I think you really what

28:31

was doing it and it

28:33

was intense, bro. that's really what

28:35

was think it's it was intense, knock

28:37

at you. you think it's, like, some I'm on

28:39

you. So, side, on the I don't know

28:41

how to approach it because I have

28:43

the same issue. Got it. We're I

28:45

to the same same issue. yeah, yeah,

28:47

yeah. to the same

28:49

person, basically. stubborn yeah, yeah, yeah, get

28:52

it. The girl's probably I get it.

28:54

Got to be. Got to be. to

28:56

be. we're about to we were about

28:59

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31:51

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out. here we go. she's Carmax and

32:01

then lips up. If you're not watching

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us on the tubes, you're missing out

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a hot, hot little scene. Yeah, do

32:08

it, Lemo. Do it, yeah, put it

32:10

in there. Oh, I feel so good.

32:12

Don't come. I watched this lady decorate

32:14

a carmix tin, like not these tubes,

32:16

but like the tin. And she decorated

32:18

it so fancy and it made me

32:20

want to use carbacks just because I

32:22

want a fancy tin. Well, too bad

32:24

your husband had to make you do

32:26

it and said. Well, I didn't know

32:29

I needed it. All right, here we

32:31

go. I, 31 female, just found out

32:33

my husband, 28 male. She did on

32:35

me in the early days of our

32:37

relationship. Yeah. I got married about a

32:39

month ago to who I thought was

32:41

the love of my life, the sweet

32:43

loving man I give up my entire

32:45

life and move continents for. And just

32:47

about he was unfaithful in the early

32:49

stages of our relationship. I don't know

32:52

if I can forgive, forget, move on.

32:54

I'm hoping someone in a similar situation

32:56

can offer some advice for background. We

32:58

were previously in a long distance relationship.

33:00

Yeah, I think we got that. and

33:02

I was living in the US, he

33:04

was living in the UK, before officially

33:06

becoming exclusive, we were quite serious in

33:08

our language towards each other, always making

33:10

plans to be together and get married

33:12

someday. I had to use his phone

33:15

to test, call me, because I have

33:17

a UK number now, and he was

33:19

having issues with my ESIM and voicemail,

33:21

I assume that's the international line. There

33:23

were some notifications coming in from a

33:25

girl on Instagram that was always suspicious

33:27

to me in the past and the

33:29

early days of our relationship he had

33:31

mentioned hanging out with her a few

33:33

times and he was incredibly vague. When

33:36

that wasn't typical for him to be

33:38

to not be telling me lots of

33:40

details about his friends and plans. Right.

33:42

We've been married for a month now,

33:44

and I just wanted to clear my

33:46

conscience with this. So I searched her

33:48

name in his what's app, invasion of

33:50

privacy, I'm aware, but it's done. It's

33:52

these like hunches that you have, women's

33:54

intuition. Yeah, women's intuition, dude. I tell

33:56

you what, these women, they're intuition. been

33:59

wrong. There is nothing recent between them

34:01

other than casual sporadic chat, but then

34:03

I scrolled just ever so slightly up

34:05

and found them making plans to meet

34:07

up just after I had left him,

34:09

after I had left a visit to

34:11

him in the UK. I scroll up

34:13

a bit further. That's grosser. I like

34:15

she keeps saying a bit. Yeah. Just

34:17

this bitch is scolling. Yeah, she was

34:20

full-time. Yeah, she had all the way

34:22

up. Come on the way up. I

34:24

know how these bitches are. All right.

34:26

This one on sporadically for the first

34:28

two months of our official months of

34:30

our official relationships of our official relationships

34:32

of our official relationship. Like, why even

34:34

agree to be exclusive? Also need to

34:36

add, we did become exclusive. When we

34:38

did become exclusive, I was visiting him

34:40

in the UK. And I spent the

34:43

first two months physically with him there.

34:45

Oh, so it was happy whilst she

34:47

was there? Oh, she was there? That's

34:49

way different. It's a big neno. As

34:51

they say in the UK. It already

34:53

sucks, he was cheating, but I was

34:55

like, well, okay, long distance, I could

34:57

see how he's the beginning. And then

34:59

no, a nor, nor, nor, thank you,

35:01

but the are, yeah, harder. There was,

35:04

that was the longest stint we finally

35:06

got to be together in person and

35:08

to be honest, it felt magical. It

35:10

was probably the happiest time of my

35:12

life. Until now. Ooh. While we're on

35:14

a honeymoon phase. Yeah, that takes everything.

35:16

While we were in our honeymoon phase

35:18

Bliss, he repeatedly sexed with her, setting

35:20

things like miss you, need you, and

35:22

more graphic language that I leave up

35:24

to the imagination. Oh no. I also

35:27

saw text from the day I arrived

35:29

in the UK, which I thought was

35:31

supposed to be a pretty special, pivotal

35:33

part of our relationship. Prior to my

35:35

arrival, we agreed about two months prior

35:37

we would be exclusive with each other.

35:39

since I was making the commitment to

35:41

come for a two month visit and

35:43

we would be able to begin our

35:45

relationship in person. When I confronted him

35:47

about all this he did he did

35:50

break down not denying it but just

35:52

saying he's a people pleaser and felt

35:54

like he couldn't end things with her

35:56

over text and he was too cowardly

35:58

to do it even though it went

36:00

on long into the early days of

36:02

our official relationship. He also told me

36:04

he had sleeping with her since 2022.

36:06

Something he can tell me when I

36:08

asked if anyone was in his life

36:11

like that when we were in our

36:13

text, when our talking stages. I don't

36:15

get it. He then told me he

36:17

slept with her a few times just

36:19

two weeks before my arrival in the

36:21

UK, well within our exclusivity period. Okay,

36:23

so she wasn't there yet, but still,

36:25

it's still gross and bad. Yeah, and

36:27

he was doing shit while she was

36:29

there. Ew. Yeah. No, this I don't

36:31

know. I don't get ready for this.

36:34

Before you say that, he keeps saying

36:36

how sorry he is. Okay. Okay. It's

36:38

fine then. So now you kind of

36:40

know. Yeah, it's fine. Now you know

36:42

the full story. Here's what it's about.

36:44

It's not even about what happened. It's

36:46

about the fact that he can look

36:48

you in the eyes and make you

36:50

feel like the most special person in

36:52

the world while he was doing that

36:55

behind your back. Like, how do you

36:57

ever trust that person? If that's what

36:59

they're capable of? Like, how... Like it

37:01

changes every day changes history basically yeah

37:03

so like in my history of us

37:05

together like if I'm her I'm like

37:07

he this was the best period of

37:09

my life you know like this is

37:11

where I fell in love oh we

37:13

the beginning of our love story and

37:15

like the whole time he was just

37:18

a fucking liar yeah and a cheater

37:20

The building blocks were on mud. Tainted?

37:22

Yeah, on mud. Disgusting. And like, if

37:24

he could do that back then when

37:26

you're supposed to be the most into

37:28

each other, like, can't stop thinking about

37:30

each other, obsessed with each other, that's

37:32

when like you're the most infatuated with

37:34

each other. Yeah. Then what is it

37:36

capable of now? I know. Now that

37:39

you're in the poker a lot too,

37:41

it's like, oh, like, like that's. I'm

37:43

sorry, like there are circumstances where I

37:45

think maybe it could be forgiven. Yeah.

37:47

Especially with the long distance aspect of

37:49

it, like is it a gray area

37:51

whether you're exclusive, blah blah blah. But

37:53

this is like gross. This is too

37:55

gross. Yeah. And I don't buy the

37:57

fucking excuse of like, I'm a people

37:59

pleaser, I couldn't. And when you're sexting

38:02

her, you're being aggressor? It's pathetic. It's

38:04

not like she's being the aggressor and

38:06

he's like, oh I think I need,

38:08

I'm gonna try to graciously like maneuver

38:10

this. No, he's like show Bob, show

38:12

Vigene. Ew. No, I can't. It's like,

38:14

it's one thing to physically cheap, but

38:16

the other thing to like lie about

38:18

your entire character and our history is

38:20

like tainted. Well, the beginning of the

38:22

relationship too is often what people ask

38:25

about. Yeah. So every time that gets

38:27

brought up now, you're thinking about how

38:29

that happened. And then I fell in

38:31

love. And then she came to the

38:33

UK and I just couldn't take my

38:35

eyes off her. Like that's the story

38:37

that was in my head. And now

38:39

it's like, oh, that's what he told

38:41

me while he was fucking some girl

38:43

on the side. Yeah. What? Within the

38:46

exclusively period. So the here's why it

38:48

matters is that the guy I fell

38:50

in love with was a lie. That,

38:53

that just, I just, I couldn't deal with that. Like

38:55

we would, I don't think the slate could ever be

38:57

clean from that. Yeah, the whole thing becomes, like your

38:59

whole story is just tainted now. Yeah, that's so gross.

39:01

It's a rough one, dude. Yeah, I can't, I can't.

39:04

I say because he's so sorry though. Like that, I

39:06

really was thinking one way, but then I found he

39:08

was so sorry. Yeah, he was so sorry. I just

39:10

find that so interesting. I just find that so interesting.

39:12

So interesting. So interesting. Oh yeah, explain love bombing to

39:14

people. Oh it's like they're so sorry and so they

39:17

give you a big speech about like how you're the

39:19

most important person ever and then they they do some

39:21

gesture that shows that they've changed and and they they

39:23

might shower you with gifts and like and might want

39:25

to spend all their time with you and be infatuated

39:27

with you again everything you always wanted them to be

39:30

and then within like a few weeks they're back to

39:32

being a shithead. She's talking about like a like a

39:34

like a definition like a definitional, that's a definitional example,

39:36

like a definitional example, like a definition, like a definition,

39:38

like a definition, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

39:40

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

39:43

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

39:45

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

39:47

like, like, like, like, like At

39:49

all. Wouldn't know. No. Wouldn't know anything

39:52

about that. No, no, no. Just help

39:54

me give terms out there for everybody

39:56

who's listening. Had a dream, a fever

39:58

dream about it once, just a terrible

40:00

nightmare dream about. in a relationship with

40:03

someone like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank

40:05

God I don't know who the fuck

40:07

they are because they don't exist in

40:09

my mind anymore. Big Feel you don't

40:11

have actual reference points for that. Thank

40:13

God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,

40:16

I'm relieved that I'm a guilty, guilty

40:18

boy. I could never ever ever even

40:20

think to cheat on my Nikki. No.

40:22

But it'd be fun. It'd be so

40:24

fun. It'd be so fun. You want

40:27

to just do it for a day?

40:29

Yeah, just like, if I could pull

40:31

it, a real caper, you know? If

40:33

I could really pull it off. It's

40:35

exciting. Triple homicide murder suicide murder suicide.

40:38

Like who are all the people? I

40:40

don't know. Just some everyone's dying. Triple

40:42

homicide and then a suicide so who's

40:44

the third person? I don't know. So

40:46

what else? It's catching strays. Yeah, I

40:48

think the sprinkler guy. The mailman is

40:51

out in the yard. He's just like

40:53

picked the bad time to try to

40:55

fix the damn thing. Yeah. So. Yeah,

40:57

no, I don't know how the guy

40:59

and then to just live that life

41:02

for years like that to me just

41:04

says like you don't have the same

41:06

emotional Things that scale is me like

41:08

if I say I love you and

41:10

you say I love you too. You're

41:12

I love you too doesn't mean the

41:15

same thing like exactly and so I

41:17

think you're reciprocating what I'm feeling but

41:19

you have no idea how to even

41:21

feel that way. I think it's like

41:23

sociopathic Honestly and you had to pull

41:26

off like one dates probably like doing

41:28

stuff to all that like with a

41:30

clean face smiley face taking Lovey-Dovey pictures

41:32

oh That's wild to me as a

41:34

guilty Catholic boy. Oh my goodness I

41:36

would be able to be absolutely sorry,

41:39

I'm pretty sorry. Why even agree to

41:41

be exclusive? That's my thing is like,

41:43

if you knew that you were still

41:45

like gallivancing around with other women, like

41:47

why even, it's a power, it must

41:50

be a power thing, right? Like you

41:52

want your cake and eat it too?

41:54

Like why even trap this poor girl?

41:56

I think that maybe he wasn't sure

41:58

he was into her. as

42:00

a speaking from a guy's perspective because

42:03

like we're so into the physical stuff

42:05

sometimes yeah like until I until he's

42:07

like in the same room as this

42:09

cut yeah but then she was there

42:11

oh I know yeah that part's wild

42:13

yeah that part's wild But in the

42:15

preamble I'm saying, yeah, before she got

42:18

there, got there, I kind of can

42:20

understand that a little bit. But so

42:22

you don't say like, hey, we're exclusive.

42:24

And then I'm gonna still do this.

42:26

Right. Yeah. That's like, you have to

42:28

be a big boy and be like,

42:31

hey, I'm not sure yet. Like, like,

42:33

let's, like, let's date. For a little

42:35

while. Yeah. Like, we're more physically together

42:37

or whatever. My move was like, ah,

42:39

you know, I'm still hung up on

42:41

my ex. So like, yeah, I can't

42:43

really do anything yet. And then we

42:46

banged the same day. Yeah. Why didn't

42:48

say that to you? I said, no,

42:50

I know. Somebody I was flicking off.

42:52

I said it to somebody else while

42:54

you were seeing me. Yeah. But we

42:56

weren't like, we weren't like official yet.

42:58

No, no, no. But we were, I

43:01

mean, I told my friend I was

43:03

going to. Yeah, completely ghosted her. Well,

43:05

credit to me. You should get, you

43:07

should hit her up. Yeah, I just

43:09

can't imagine. It's because I'm so guilty

43:11

though that I was like, I just

43:13

think I got a coaster. Like, you

43:16

think the slate could ever be clean?

43:18

No. Not from that, right? If I

43:20

found out, like, with our story, that

43:22

you were cheating on me with some

43:24

dudes in the beginning of the beginning

43:26

of the beginning, when we're, like, what

43:28

the hell is real? Right, exactly. Yeah.

43:31

Like, and if I'm capable of fooling

43:33

you in the beginning that hard. Exactly.

43:35

See, that's what I always went to,

43:37

too, with, uh... I'd like, are you

43:39

even playing poker lemo? with my ex

43:41

that I that night is just a

43:43

fake fictional ex that I had it

43:46

was like a bad dream about is

43:48

that I was like if he's cheating

43:50

on me now when I'm like my

43:52

quote unquote prime like my early 20s

43:54

Then what's it going to be like

43:56

if when we're in our 40s? Right.

43:58

You know, like if he's cheating on

44:01

me now, it's it must not be

44:03

like a physical thing. It's like a

44:05

more of a power trip thing. It's

44:07

more of a like, I think it's

44:09

like deep seated issues thing. Yes. Like

44:11

it's not about the physical, it's not

44:13

about me. It's about like you're like

44:16

24? Yeah. Yeah. So if he's cheating

44:18

on you then, how's going to cheat

44:20

on you. Exactly. I'm not helping him

44:22

in the non-helper area. Well, he wasn't

44:24

exactly a helper. Well, I'm just saying,

44:26

like, now you're in your non-helper area.

44:28

I'm in my non-helper area. And like,

44:31

that's like, you know, if I wanted

44:33

to cheat, I'd be like, probably pick

44:35

the non-helper era if you were in

44:37

to do it at all, right? Are

44:39

you going to cheat on me? Like,

44:41

are you going to pick the non-

44:43

the non-helper era if you're era? Just

44:46

because I'm not helping here? Just because

44:48

I'm in this era? It's

44:52

like the stupidest line you've ever come up with.

44:54

I know. I love it. So like I was

44:56

exhausted for a blood that we went to London

44:59

like a week ago or two weeks ago. Yeah,

45:01

two weeks ago. And then we came back right

45:03

before Thanksgiving and I was just so exhausted. But

45:05

Stephen already planned to like cook a bunch of

45:07

stuff. So it wasn't like I was giving him

45:09

extra jobs. No. But I just didn't want to

45:11

do anything. And my parents are really chill and

45:13

they came in, they were the only other people

45:15

there, and they don't care about doing anything either.

45:17

So I knew I could get away with just

45:20

not doing anything. Yeah, and do shit. But then

45:22

like, steeped everything. And then I just said I

45:24

was in my non-helping air. Yeah, it was great.

45:26

It was, but that was the plan. Yeah. I

45:28

didn't, I actually didn't plan on you making anything.

45:30

Yeah, I didn't, because usually I get like this

45:32

cornbread thing that you get or whatever and I

45:34

ask somebody like, I'm not going to be able

45:36

to make anything and I was like, hell yeah.

45:38

Yeah, even better, honestly. I knew I was going

45:41

to be stressed out. I knew I was going

45:43

to be able to make anything and I was

45:45

like, hell yeah. Yeah. Even better, I knew I

45:47

was going to be able to be able to

45:49

make anything. Yeah. Even better, I was going to

45:51

be able to be able to be able to

45:53

make anything and I was like, hell yeah. Yeah.

45:55

Yeah. Yeah. Even better, even better, even better, even

45:57

better, I was going to be able to be

46:00

able to be able to be able to be

46:02

able to be able to be able to be

46:04

able to be able to be able to be

46:06

able to make anything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

46:08

Yeah. Yeah No, no, I just don't think I'm

46:10

a legend. didn't be gradually do it, you were

46:12

like couldn't wait to do it. That's true. Yeah.

46:14

I even like was out there making sure I

46:16

knew where things were the day before. Yeah. That's

46:18

the thing is like you have to be in

46:21

your non-helping era when the other person's in their

46:23

super-helping era, true facts, big facts. And that's why

46:25

we work. Love that. We're in alignment with our

46:27

arrows. Well no, but even then, even then, I

46:29

don't want your help doing out for Christmas decorations

46:31

at all. It's my trophy. It's my award when

46:33

we win it every year, right? Since we moved

46:35

in. So yeah, my glory. Okay, got it. And

46:37

this year, I complete the dynasty. Understood. I'm gonna

46:39

win on our block, and I'm gonna complete the

46:42

dynasty, and that's forever, and you can never take

46:44

it away from you. I

46:46

like it. Yeah. They can never take

46:48

that away from you. Never take it

46:50

away from you. If you did a

46:52

triple peat. We have three. Never been

46:54

done before. We'll have three prizes from

46:56

it. It's never been done before. It's

46:58

never been done before. So. First time

47:01

for everything. I don't know. First time

47:03

for the. It's first time for the...

47:05

I don't know. First time for the...

47:07

It's like us and the Kansas City

47:09

Chiefs crossed out there, kids. All the

47:11

fingies. Yeah, so yeah, I guess you

47:13

just got a break up. I don't

47:15

even know what to do. I can't,

47:17

some people can handle like cheating and

47:19

coming back from cheating, but I just

47:21

couldn't, I don't think I could deal

47:23

with that heartbreak. I don't think I

47:25

could look you in the eye again

47:27

and trust you ever again. I think

47:30

so. It's foundationally effed. Yeah, 100%. Yeah.

47:32

So. Suck, but

47:34

sucks, but also like, for like

47:36

trusting your woman's intuition. I know

47:38

it's shitty that you would, because,

47:40

okay, here's the thing, if you

47:43

go through a phone and there's

47:45

nothing there, you're a piece of

47:47

shit. But like, if you take

47:49

that gamble, like, you're, and you're

47:51

right, like, I mean, I had

47:53

to check for my own sanity,

47:56

because I was, my mind. And

47:58

so I needed some evidence that

48:00

I wasn't crazy. And so as

48:02

much as I completely disagree with

48:04

looking through people's phones, having that

48:06

evidence was just so validating and

48:09

made me feel like I had

48:11

my sanity and I needed that

48:13

and we did break up, but

48:15

like I needed that evidence because

48:17

I was being so gas lit.

48:19

If you did go through the

48:22

phone. Yeah. Pure question here. Yeah.

48:24

Find nothing. Yeah. Do you go,

48:26

hey, guess who's a piece of

48:28

shit? No. No? Never a minute,

48:30

right? Never come to it. That's

48:32

funny. I feel like a piece

48:35

of shit and I commit to

48:37

never doing that again. Got it.

48:39

Yeah. Got it. Because then now

48:41

he's right and now I have

48:43

to deal with my own issues

48:45

and go to therapy and like,

48:48

you know. But like I was

48:50

100% right and even like grosser

48:52

than I thought. Way grosser. Way

48:54

grosser than I even thought. Bless

48:56

you. Yeah. Yeah. Pictures of Topless

48:58

Chicks on a hard drive is

49:00

pretty wild. Unconscious. Unconscious is the

49:03

wilder part I think. And me

49:05

being in there. Yeah, that's pretty

49:07

insane. Yeah. So we don't have

49:09

to get involved. Same in that.

49:12

Anyway, that's all the time we have.

49:14

That's all the time we have. But

49:17

yeah, that's a tough one. Sucks to

49:19

be like, just to find out like

49:21

later. Sucks to suck. Sucks to suck.

49:23

And that's what we say, Merry Christmas.

49:25

And Merry Christmas. And Merry Christmas to

49:27

everybody. All right. Love you guys. Peace.

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