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about to call over the flight attendant.

1:24

He eventually moved his bag. I was

1:26

so shocked other passengers were agreeing

1:29

with him. Yeah, that's really weird. So

1:31

they're all Canadian. He's going to

1:33

Canada. Well, they're very polite.

1:35

So they're all Canadian. They're like,

1:37

you should give up everything you own.

1:40

You should give them everything I got. You

1:42

should share everything. Give them everything you

1:44

got. That's what the Canadian accent

1:47

for sure. Nailed it. Welcome back to shit

1:49

date. Oh, now we can't say that. Yeah.

1:51

Welcome back to the podcast.

1:53

Every time I upload this

1:56

show, they go, hey, guess

1:58

what? We can't monetize this. probably

2:00

because we say the word. Yeah, in

2:02

the first 30 seconds or something. So

2:04

we have to chill on that. Yeah,

2:06

2025, we got to go with acronyms.

2:08

I will say though, lately, what I

2:10

do is I delete it, I try

2:12

it again, and then it does it.

2:14

Because it's stupid, there's stupid AI algoes,

2:16

it's just terrible. But maybe they're smart

2:19

AI algoes, and maybe they're very attractive

2:21

AI algoes, and maybe. They're not. No,

2:23

no, no, but we're trying to, but

2:25

we're trying to, we're trying to make,

2:27

we're trying to make, we're trying to

2:29

make, we're trying to make, we're trying

2:31

to make, we're trying to make, we're

2:33

trying to make, we're trying to make,

2:35

we're trying to make, we're trying to

2:37

make, we're trying to make, we're trying

2:39

to make, They're smart. They're attractive. They're

2:41

hot AIAALGOS. They're super hot. They're next

2:43

level. They'll take over the human race.

2:45

They're so smart. So there you go.

2:47

Scary. Please just monetize us. Please just

2:49

monetize us. Please, please, please, please, please,

2:52

please, please, please. Please, please, please, please,

2:54

please, please, please. It's always. It's always,

2:56

Green. It's always, it's always, Green. It's

2:58

always. Well, I can't even say this.

3:00

Am I the A-hole? Yeah, my A-hole

3:02

podcast. You know, because we had a

3:04

lot of moms listening. Am I the

3:06

butt hole? That's actually funny. Let's do

3:08

it. Am I the butt hole? Am

3:10

I the butt hole better? Buthole

3:13

just makes me laugh. I know,

3:15

Buthole is great. You remember the

3:18

band called Butthole Surfers? Yes. Used

3:20

to crack me up. Yes. Yeah,

3:22

I don't know one Butthole Surfers

3:24

song, but I remember their name

3:27

forever. One song. I don't remember

3:29

one song. I don't remember one

3:31

song. I don't remember one. I

3:34

remember one. I remember one. I

3:36

remember one. I just remember their

3:38

name forever. That's remember. Okay, I'm

3:41

checking this. Walk home after he

3:43

insulted by cooking It's like a

3:45

but whole move. I exactly it's

3:48

huge but holery I 27 male

3:50

hosted a small dinner at my

3:52

place for a few friends last

3:55

weekend. I'm no professional chef Enough

3:57

said But I enjoy cooking and

3:59

I spent hours prepping a nice

4:02

meal. Everyone seemed like it except

4:04

for my friend Mark 28 mail.

4:06

Frickin' Mark, man. From the moment

4:09

he sat down, Mark kept making

4:11

little comments, like, did you forget to

4:13

season this? Or this is why I

4:15

stick to take out. Oh my gosh,

4:17

that is rude. That's a rude one.

4:19

Exactly. At first, I left it off,

4:21

but he wouldn't stop. Eventually he said

4:23

something like, man, even a frozen

4:26

pizza would have been better than nice.

4:28

That's so rude. That was last to offer

4:30

me. I told him if he had it so

4:32

much Mark and by the way we have

4:34

a bad experience with people named

4:36

Mark so we can understand this

4:38

uniquely just cold cold always cold He

4:41

said if you had it so much maybe

4:43

you should just leave Mark He laughed

4:45

thinking I was joking but I wasn't I

4:47

mean it clear he wasn't welcome to stay

4:49

if he's gonna keep insulting me and my

4:52

meal He ended up leaving but since

4:54

he didn't drive hit you walk home

4:56

about 20 minutes Now a few friends

4:58

are saying I overreacted and that kicking

5:00

him out was too harsh while others

5:03

think he deserved it. Mark texted me

5:05

later calling me petty and saying I

5:07

made him feel humiliated. I think

5:09

that would, you know what I mean? Like when

5:11

you're playing a, like a fighter game and you're,

5:14

you're, you're, so you're Johnny Cage or your,

5:16

Luke Kang, your health bar goes down. Yeah.

5:18

As soon as he sends me the text

5:20

that says, hey, you're petty and

5:23

you made me feel humiliated, my

5:25

health bar goes all the way

5:27

back up. All the way back

5:29

up. And then it actually turns

5:31

from yellow to white because I

5:33

have a double health bar now.

5:35

What the heck? Like traditional more

5:37

combat. Oh, I love that text.

5:39

I needed that text. Oh my

5:42

gosh. He's like, first of all,

5:44

it made him feel, first of

5:46

all, he calls me petty, one

5:48

of my favorite things to be

5:50

called, I am in the back petty.

5:52

I would literally hover right

5:54

now. He's great. I do think

5:56

he overreacted. He's a little bit

5:59

of a. but whole okay like

6:01

okay you're saying this guy's your

6:03

friend yeah so they friends get

6:05

chances right like he didn't say

6:07

things as Mark was like ramping

6:09

it up he wasn't like all

6:11

right enough you know and then

6:13

Mark just kept going yeah Mark

6:15

does that like he but no

6:17

Mark didn't do that like he

6:19

didn't set a boundary that Mark

6:21

then Mark then Mark Yeah, Mark

6:23

definitely. Oh, he's the worst. He's

6:25

the worst. Worst. Also go to

6:27

page on com slash sticky to

6:30

support the show and help us

6:32

like, keep Mark around. Because Mark

6:34

would like that. Yeah, it helps

6:36

Mark a lot. It helps Mark

6:38

a lot. It helps Mark more

6:40

than helps us. Yeah, for sure,

6:42

for sure. He's cold. So yeah,

6:44

I don't know. I just think

6:46

that kicking someone out of your

6:48

house is like kind of like

6:50

a zero to 100 move. Man,

6:52

even a frozen pizza. Even a

6:54

frozen pizza. Even a frozen pizza.

6:56

Like we need to be good

6:58

at direct communication then. Well, like

7:00

I think he did. He's like,

7:02

yeah, guess what? If you hate

7:04

it so much, maybe you should

7:06

just leave. That's what he did.

7:08

I don't think that this is

7:11

wrong. He didn't kick him out.

7:13

He said if you hate it

7:15

so much, maybe you should just

7:17

leave. And then he's like, I

7:19

made it clear, nah, like I

7:21

wasn't joking. There's not many. We

7:23

know that for a statistical fact,

7:25

but if he's gonna be a

7:27

good Mark, all he would have

7:29

said was, oh man, my bad,

7:31

I let it go too far.

7:33

You know what I mean? I

7:35

triple beat this thing up to

7:37

a nine-beater. That's true. You know

7:39

what I mean? Yeah. And then

7:41

just own it. I'm not saying

7:43

that Mark's not a but hole.

7:45

I'm not saying that Mark's not

7:47

a but hole. I'm not saying

7:49

Mark's not a but hole. I'm

7:52

not saying that communication is so...

7:54

big like you like there's a

7:56

way to just say hey that's

7:58

really rude like you know without

8:00

being like get out of my

8:02

house Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think

8:04

get out of my house is

8:06

like a little extreme I will

8:08

say this not like saying anything

8:10

sooner if Mark had well saying

8:12

you should just leave if like

8:14

you know That is I guess

8:16

get out of my house. It

8:18

is and well, especially when it's

8:20

like I'm not joking You should

8:22

leave. That's not an option. Yeah,

8:24

do you think though in a

8:26

way for this mark? the meal

8:28

was so bad he didn't mind

8:30

walking home apparently is there a

8:33

world where that is like what

8:35

happened because like maybe that's what

8:37

happened because it seems like that's

8:39

he's like it's kind of worth

8:41

it does he not have any

8:43

other friends there because apparently there

8:45

were other friends there I know

8:47

but maybe they're not friends with

8:49

Mark exactly because apparently they disagreed

8:51

with this enough to not give

8:53

Mark a ride that's what I'm

8:55

saying yeah is that like if

8:57

they're like all mutual friends Someone

8:59

would have been like hey, you

9:01

know, you don't have to leave

9:03

Mark. Yeah, I don't think Mark's

9:05

very liked Yeah, so either like

9:07

there he's not your friend and

9:09

this was the last straw out

9:11

of a long time coming Exactly,

9:14

you know what I mean? Like

9:16

there's a little bit of the

9:18

puzzle missing Exactly for it to

9:20

be this extreme Otherwise you are

9:22

a but whole but like if

9:24

it's like the last straw type

9:26

of thing then I understand also

9:28

walking home is a bit of

9:30

a move to do if you're

9:32

in a huff And if you

9:34

want to make a point, you

9:36

live in a world where you

9:38

can get Uber on your phone,

9:40

you know what I mean? Yeah,

9:42

and if you can afford a

9:44

frozen pizza, you can afford an

9:46

Uber. Exactly. It's 20 minutes away,

9:48

come on. Yeah. So yeah, and

9:50

then like everyone else was like

9:52

we thought it was great made

9:55

food He burned my steak twice

9:57

and the last two months. You

9:59

know what I mean? He owes

10:01

me a damn steak now. No

10:03

question about it. And I wasn't

10:05

like, oh, you know, he was

10:07

like- And you did walk home

10:09

after? I did walk home after,

10:11

but I lived next to him,

10:13

but I was like, hey, I

10:15

owe you a steak. And I

10:17

wasn't like, nah, man, it's cool.

10:19

I was like, no, you do.

10:21

Yeah. This is stupid. Why did

10:23

you do this? without a warning

10:25

first. There was no warning shot.

10:27

Yes. It was no like, hey,

10:29

you better stop or else. It

10:31

like... Also, if the jokes aren't

10:33

landing, just let it go. It

10:36

sounds like the jokes weren't landing.

10:38

He kept doubling down on it.

10:40

Yeah. I think you just got

10:42

to let it go sometimes. You

10:44

mean Mark to let it go

10:46

or the... or O. P. O.

10:48

Yeah. Well, no, no, no, Mark,

10:50

because he kept doubling down the

10:52

bit. Well, yeah, but maybe he's

10:54

just not socially aware. Yeah, it

10:56

could be. It just doesn't sound

10:58

like Mark's a cool guy. Yeah,

11:00

there's not many cool marks out

11:02

there. All right, we're gonna move

11:04

on. Okay. Our next one is,

11:06

and you're about to travel right

11:08

now, so I think you like

11:10

this one. Right now. Some people

11:12

get to do that. Who, who,

11:14

who, Nikki? I get to five

11:17

business class tonight. So that's kind

11:19

of sick. That's so sick. So

11:21

yeah, I'm fine business class. Non-pods,

11:23

he says in parentheses, so he's

11:25

kind of a dish bag. What's

11:27

one? What does it say? Non-pods.

11:29

Do you know how sometimes the

11:31

Pods ones? Yeah. He's like, it's

11:33

non-pods, okay. No, no, no, no.

11:35

I think it means it means

11:37

it means it's non- I don't

11:39

know, so he's not being Duchy,

11:41

he's just saying like... But he's

11:43

putting that in parentheses, he's saying

11:45

non-pods. No, he's saying he's not

11:47

as like rich as the pod

11:49

people. But maybe he's saying like,

11:51

it was a quick flight. I

11:53

don't know. True, true, true. From

11:55

California to Canada. Six hour flight.

11:58

That's not a quick flight. I

12:00

only bring with me my laptop bag

12:02

for easy access to my electronics. He's

12:04

saying if there were pods that this

12:06

wouldn't happen. Probably. Yeah. When

12:08

I get to my aisle seat, however,

12:10

I notice the window seat passenger placed

12:12

his carry-on bag in front of my

12:14

seat instead of his. I asked if he could

12:16

move his bag to the seat in front of

12:19

him, and he replied there wasn't enough

12:21

space for him, since he's tall. He told

12:23

me, you just have a suitcase, so what's

12:25

the big deal with putting in the overhead

12:27

bent? I told him, no, I want easy

12:30

access to my laptop and would like

12:32

to use the space in front of me.

12:34

As this encounter was occurring, other

12:36

passengers were agreeing with him and

12:39

saying, I was being unreasonable. I

12:41

told him, why don't you access the space

12:43

in front of you, in front of

12:45

me, when we both paid for business class

12:48

seats? Yeah, 100% I agree with the guy. Things

12:50

started to get heated, and I

12:52

was about to call over the flight attendant,

12:54

and he eventually moved his

12:57

bag. I was just so shocked other

12:59

passengers were agreeing with him. Yeah, that's

13:01

really weird. So they're all Canadian.

13:03

He's going to Canada. Well, they're

13:06

very polite. So they're all Canadian.

13:08

They're like, you should give up

13:10

everything you own. You should give them

13:12

everything I got. You should share everything. Give

13:14

them everything I got. Give them everything

13:17

I got. That's for the Canadian accent,

13:19

for sure. Nailed it. So I

13:21

don't understand. So it's like, wait. He says

13:23

you have a suitcase. You have a suitcase.

13:26

I agree with him. What are you talking about? No,

13:28

no, no. The other passenger. Yeah, I know, and I

13:30

agree with him. But no, but it doesn't matter. It's

13:32

my spot. What are you talking about? You agree

13:34

with the passenger that's like trying to take over

13:37

your foot space? Nah, I can't try it. I can't

13:39

do it. I can't do it. Green, I know you too much.

13:41

I want to stand with the tall guys. I'm trying to.

13:43

Sure, but he already has. So why doesn't he

13:45

already has. So why doesn't he put his. So

13:47

why doesn't he put his bag up. Yeah,

13:50

that's what I was thinking. Is like,

13:52

if you need the space under your

13:54

feet, then you put your bag in

13:56

the overhead bin. Yeah, I'm

13:58

perplexed. Why would, why? you need to have

14:01

your neighbor's spot? I know. No, this

14:03

is some bullshitty bullshit and people infringing

14:05

upon boundaries and I don't like it.

14:07

Maybe he's a white colonizer and he's

14:09

just like I'm colonizing the space then

14:11

I'd respect it. I see. You see

14:13

that? You like that? I guess. I

14:15

don't know anything about it because I

14:17

was raised like this. We take over

14:19

all of the lands. I am both

14:21

colonizer and colonized. You have been colonized

14:23

significantly, genetically, yeah. Yeah, well, I'm exactly

14:25

half and half, though. Yeah, the Spain

14:27

has got you, guys. I got the

14:29

colonized and I got the colonized. Yeah,

14:31

true, true, true. Both bloods are in

14:33

me. Yeah, she's talking with the Filipino

14:35

and in the French Russian. I'm a

14:38

product of both. Yeah, the inside me

14:40

are two wolves. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

14:42

yeah. One that wants to conquer and

14:44

one that's been very conquered, very conquered.

14:46

as a butt hole. I agree with

14:48

that. Why do the past, it makes,

14:50

actually the passengers are butt holes. I

14:52

would be more mad, this happened recently,

14:54

where I got more mad at the

14:56

people agreeing with the person I was

14:58

arguing with than I did at the

15:00

person I was arguing with. This person

15:02

misplayed a hand terribly, and I was

15:04

like, and like I had aces and

15:06

like they. It doesn't matter, but anyway,

15:08

they displayed it terribly and I was

15:10

just like LOL like nice Jamming like

15:12

10-7 off-suit against early and then like

15:14

these people were like Well it was

15:17

a good play because blah blah blah

15:19

but they were so dumb like it's

15:21

not a good play at all by

15:23

any chart by any means by any

15:25

like strat at all and I was

15:27

more mad at those people than I

15:29

wasn't the actual fucking percent love it

15:31

I absolutely love it so I'm more

15:33

mad of the passengers because they feel

15:35

a gas lady well let me extend

15:37

that because due to the theme of

15:39

today which is Nikki's getting on a

15:41

plane in like three hours I selected

15:43

a couple of unique choice airplane related

15:45

things. Wow. And because you and I

15:47

travel quite frequently all the time. Yes.

15:49

I have particular opinions of all this

15:51

stuff as well. Okay. Let's see if

15:53

we agree on that. I actually travel

15:55

more than you. do that's not true

15:58

not more than more than yes no

16:00

absolutely not travel every single month for

16:02

the last three years traveling well in

16:04

the past year I've definitely traveled more

16:06

than you good game because but I

16:08

got you for the three years okay

16:10

yeah you could have said it a

16:12

year ago and I would have been

16:14

like yeah but like last month last

16:16

year I traveled like multiple times per

16:18

month good game I got you Please

16:20

don't push me in the face. Well

16:22

I might leave it in mark. Let

16:24

them see how violent she is I

16:26

have both conqueror and concrete in me

16:28

And right now you're really bringing out

16:30

the conqueror. I know all right AIT

16:32

but hole in the but hole for

16:34

reclining my seat on an international flight

16:37

So you know I have particular opinions

16:39

about this yeah last week. I was

16:41

on a flight from Dallas to Paris

16:43

a nine hour flight my plan was

16:45

to sleep as much on the plane

16:47

as possible. It was an overnight flight

16:49

and I was losing seven hours of

16:51

time. I have to take off, I

16:53

lean back in my seat to begin

16:55

snoozing, almost immediately. The girl behind me

16:57

tapped some of my shoulder and asked

16:59

me to pull up my seat, which

17:01

I do, but then I asked why.

17:03

She said there was a baby in

17:05

a car seat right behind her, so

17:07

she couldn't recline. And if I leave

17:09

my seat back, she can't really see

17:11

the TV screen on the back of

17:13

my seat. I was like, okay. I

17:16

figured since there was an empty seat

17:18

in the middle section, just a few

17:20

rows back, if it really bothered her,

17:22

she could have moved there. And I

17:24

even told her as much. So after

17:26

a few minutes, I leaned back my

17:28

seat again and closed my eyes. She

17:30

then gets the attention of a flight

17:32

attendant to pull up my seat. Nah,

17:34

they can't make you do that. I

17:36

put in my headphones. So the next

17:38

part is relayed to me by my

17:40

mom who was sitting next to me.

17:42

Apparently the flight attendant told her she

17:44

couldn't do anything about it. Did you

17:46

read this ahead of time? No, this

17:48

happened to me. Oh, okay. What was

17:50

she supposed to do? Make everyone in

17:52

front of her not lean their seats

17:55

back? The girl then got the attention

17:57

of two more flat attendants who all

17:59

said the same and offered the same

18:01

seat I told her about. Thing is,

18:03

we were in the window seat, and

18:05

the girl complained that she picked the

18:07

seat because the window seat, so she

18:10

refused to move. Meanwhile, I pretended

18:12

to sleep the whole time. I really, I

18:14

felt bad for her, if it was

18:16

me, I'd be complaining too, but also

18:18

I didn't really care about the

18:21

window, and I wouldn't have been

18:23

bothered at all about moving. Yeah.

18:25

So in my mind, when I

18:27

leaned back, I figured she could

18:29

move. doing gymnastics to solve the

18:31

problem backwards handsprings to solve the

18:33

problem and like and even putting

18:35

himself in the mindset of this

18:37

person Empathizing a total gymnast move.

18:39

Yeah, the girl just decided she decided

18:42

on one solution and that's it and

18:44

if it's not that then it's not

18:46

that I got my window see why would

18:48

I move? She calls the flight the

18:50

flight attendant over. She called two flight

18:52

attendants. Like now I'm done helping you.

18:54

I'm done helping you know like I was

18:57

in your side like the authorities exactly yeah,

18:59

to take it away. I'm out on this cut. Yeah,

19:01

I'm all about like. You get whatever you paid

19:03

for for your flight. Okay. So like

19:05

if you paid for leg room like

19:07

the other guy like you paid for

19:09

your business class flight No one gets

19:12

to use your leg room. I'm sorry

19:14

like that's it doesn't matter what the

19:16

logistics are who brought what you don't

19:18

get to like no Spread your leg

19:20

into their area. Exactly. Nobody

19:22

gets to put your Yeah, but well

19:24

I'm talking about someone putting in their

19:26

suitcase in your area. That too. Okay, and

19:28

then also the whole seat reclining thing,

19:31

I get it, there's like extremists on

19:33

both sides about like whether it's rude

19:35

or not, in my opinion, if the

19:37

seat reclines, you're allowed to recline it.

19:39

I mean, it just is, and especially on

19:42

an international flight. Like how are you, you

19:44

have to sleep on international flights or you

19:46

get jet lag? So how are you

19:48

gonna sleep if you can't recline your

19:50

seat? It's ridiculous for people to

19:52

expect people not to recline their seats is

19:54

stupid and then also the reason I knew

19:57

about that reclining seat thing is because on

19:59

the flight to London, they were serving breakfast

20:01

and obviously they want everyone to like put

20:03

their seat up so that people, yeah, can

20:05

put the trade tables in front of them.

20:08

Well, the girl in front of me was

20:10

asleep and she had her, fully reclined into

20:12

my lap, I couldn't, like, so I had

20:14

to recline my seat, so that's how I

20:16

was during, in the plane. I can't like

20:18

put the seat upright or else like, I

20:21

can't eat my food because the tray is

20:23

completely buried. people behind me are like asking

20:25

the flight attendant to tell me to put

20:27

the seat up and I'm trying to explain

20:29

the situation like I can't yeah and the

20:31

flight attendant's like all you have to say

20:33

is no and we can't make you and

20:36

I was like okay but I'm just trying

20:38

to tell them that I like I want

20:40

to yeah I'm not the but hole I'm

20:42

not the but hole another but hole because

20:44

I want to put my seat up I

20:46

would rather eat like straight up and you

20:48

know have my tray in front of me

20:51

but I literally can't so yeah so I

20:53

knew that rule because of that happening but

20:55

yeah overall I'm just not about policing people

20:57

like sometimes things are gonna suck sometimes there's

20:59

a screaming kid behind you sometimes a kid's

21:01

kicking your chair that sucks sometimes all of

21:04

it happens bad luck of the draw like

21:06

it's a bad seat draw sorry Like, you

21:08

can try to get on the river. You

21:10

got sucked out on, like, you can try

21:12

to go to another seat like that middle

21:14

seat was open and she didn't want to.

21:16

So, I think she's been a big old

21:19

sea. She wanted everything to go her way

21:21

or the high. Exactly, I think she's been

21:23

a big old sea. She wanted everything to

21:25

go her way or the high. Exactly, I

21:27

think she's been a big old capital sea.

21:29

I think she's been a big old capital

21:32

sea. We don't want to be at our

21:34

destination destination. We don't want to be at

21:36

our destination. Are you ready for the next

21:38

one? Yeah. I memorized this one. So you

21:40

know, I memorized it because I'm not a

21:42

soul. Sounds like you maybe are the op.

21:44

No, no, no. And I have the asshole.

21:47

So I was on a flight and as

21:49

soon as we landed, and as soon as

21:51

I said, take seat bolts off because we

21:53

landed at the gate. front of the fucking

21:55

plane even though nobody is able to leave

21:57

the plane yet so these people are just

22:00

basically cutting people am I the block for

22:02

calling them out and saying like you guys

22:04

are a bunch of assholes what are you

22:06

guys even doing where are you going no

22:08

I literally hate those people those would be

22:10

like the bane of my existence when I

22:12

travel by the way tonight yeah guess what

22:15

I'm in road two get it girl girl

22:17

girl girl girl girl girl Try and suck

22:19

out on me. You can't, unless you're in

22:21

row one. As soon as you guys land,

22:23

and as soon as they undo the seat

22:25

belt button, you should just run the front,

22:27

just for the cacks. Just what? For the

22:30

walls. Oh yeah, just cut the first row

22:32

people off. You can't go to the front,

22:34

for the walls, yeah. Yeah, no, like, this,

22:36

okay, am I the asshole? Because I literally

22:38

started cutting people off, because they were all.

22:40

They weren't letting me get out of my

22:43

room. No, right. I am a big dude.

22:45

And they acted like I was being a

22:47

dick. Dude, I'm a big dude. I put

22:49

my elbow in the middle of the damn

22:51

thing. I don't get well, fuck. I'm like,

22:53

you stay back there. And I was like.

22:55

There's an order to this. Do you guys

22:58

not know the order? And I literally said

23:00

something because it was ridiculous at that point,

23:02

like so many people had just gone. And

23:04

then on the other side, I am so

23:06

hyper aware of not being that person because

23:08

I would never want to be that person.

23:11

They're the worst. There was one flight I

23:13

was on recently where I had a really

23:15

short connecting flight, like in between, and we

23:17

were late landing. So the... crew was and

23:19

I was all the way back the plane

23:21

when the crew hooks you up I was

23:23

in the back of the but the but

23:26

people don't listen to the speaker so like

23:28

the crew was like hey if you have

23:30

a connecting flight let the connecting flight people

23:32

get off the plane first but people didn't

23:34

hear it and so I was having to

23:36

tell people didn't hear it and so I

23:39

was having to tell people didn't hear it

23:41

and so I was having to tell people

23:43

all in the way I was having to

23:45

tell people I was so sorry with you

23:47

brother but we're on the same political party

23:49

yeah I'm just like it's not I'm not

23:51

trying to be a dick I'm not entitled

23:54

I just need to get just playing yeah

23:56

I'm so sorry I'm so sorry like you

23:58

know and people are really nice about it

24:00

if you like explain it explain it to

24:02

them but if you're just gonna be a fucking

24:04

day I hate it I hate those people like why are you

24:06

better than everyone not why do you get to be

24:09

the first one of the plane just because you're sick

24:11

of sitting guess what we're all sick of sitting we're

24:13

all sick of sitting here Thank you. They just

24:15

think like, no, but I'm sick of

24:18

it, so I need to get off.

24:20

Must move. These are all very slow

24:22

individuals. I will

24:24

move quickly. They should find people.

24:26

They should really do something more

24:28

serious than a fine. I don't

24:30

want something serious. They should

24:33

make it so that those people don't

24:35

get their luggage. Oh, I would love

24:37

it. But oh, sorry, your

24:39

luggage was incinerated this morning.

24:41

You know how like sometimes bags

24:44

get lost because they fly into

24:46

the turbines? That's what happened to

24:48

your bag. Yeah, that's what happens to

24:50

people who stand up too early and

24:53

cut people off in my mind. That's

24:55

what happens. Anyway, we're going to go

24:57

on a break and we're going to

24:59

come back. We're going to just be

25:01

basically dumping our therapy on you

25:04

guys. Yeah, our travel therapy. Both

25:06

of us have just been arguing

25:08

about who travels more. We traveled

25:10

way too much. Both of us

25:13

combined travel way too much. And

25:15

we both don't enjoy it. And we

25:17

both don't enjoy it. Would one of

25:19

us really like it if they traveled

25:21

less than the other person? Yeah, they

25:23

would. Nobody. I have been ginsoing

25:26

every single JK member into

25:28

trying to move to Vegas. Oh yeah,

25:30

I've been doing an incredible job.

25:32

I've been doing a hurting. Yeah.

25:34

I've been recruiting like nobody's recruiting.

25:36

I've done more than I've done

25:38

more than I think anyone will

25:41

ever now for at least another year.

25:43

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25:45

then I'm like, I don't want to

25:47

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25:50

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Molly. And Joe. Okay, here

29:25

we go. Okay. A-I, am

29:27

I the butthole? Okay. Dinners

29:30

out with spouses, family. No

29:32

one else ever offers

29:34

to pay. Oof. That's

29:37

a oof, for sure. I have a

29:39

spouse, I've been with for... Three years,

29:41

so I love very much. They always

29:43

say that. Yeah. Occasionally we get asked

29:46

to go to for dinners with her

29:48

family, including her mother, late 60s, brother

29:50

30, cousin, like 40 years old, cousin

29:52

three kids, approximately eight, three, and one.

29:54

You guys following along? Good. That's a

29:56

lot. And yet nobody cares, dude. O.P.

29:58

Nobody cares. Whenever we go

30:01

out, the expectation is that I,

30:03

35, grab the bill for everybody

30:05

present. This feels unreasonable to me

30:07

to always have to pick up

30:09

for nine people. Yeah. Her cousin

30:11

claims to be reasonably successful herself

30:13

and has a multitude of child

30:15

support from the two fathers of

30:17

her three children, but they're not

30:19

in the picture on a family

30:21

basis. She always says thank you

30:23

and I'll get you back next

30:26

time, but never offers when the

30:28

time comes around again. My spouse.

30:30

My spouse. 28 the guy always

30:32

he's obsessed with ages sometimes it's

30:34

helpful but in this case it

30:36

doesn't do shit yeah and her

30:38

family are my spouse and her

30:40

family are of Chinese descent but

30:42

are longtime residents of the United

30:44

States with my spouse her brother

30:46

and the three youngest all being

30:48

American-born Her brother does not work

30:50

and lives with her mom while

30:52

her mom works low-income jobs to

30:54

support herself in the sun I

30:57

do pretty well myself I basically

30:59

kick it and don't worry about

31:01

money whatsoever whatsoever I could quit

31:03

my job right now and play

31:05

Xbox all day and I would

31:07

never have to worry about money

31:09

again. I made it be goosed

31:11

a little bit on that. Yeah,

31:13

you like improved because you stared

31:15

at me while you were saying

31:17

that part. I get the idea

31:19

though. He's like, I do pretty

31:21

well myself. Yeah, I understand the

31:23

notion that the man pays is

31:25

more prevalent in Chinese culture, but

31:28

this feels unreasonable to me as

31:30

this isn't even demanded by my

31:32

own parents or siblings. And this

31:34

is money I could be using

31:36

from my own dinners or trips

31:38

with my spouse. Or fucking off

31:40

on Xbox Live. For further context,

31:42

these dinners are frustrating to me

31:44

because most of the group just

31:46

scrolls their phone. Or the majority

31:48

of the discussion quickly shifts to

31:50

Chinese. Or the majority of the

31:52

discussion quickly shifts to Chinese between

31:54

the mom and and cousin. Oh,

31:56

so it's not even family time.

31:59

They're just milking this guy. Yeah,

32:01

that's it. They're just using him

32:03

to pay for the meal. My

32:05

spouse is telling me I'm being

32:07

a Jerko, Malorko, by complaining. Oh,

32:09

well that's heavy. to have big

32:11

accusation by complaining about this in

32:13

advance of upcoming dinner, but I

32:15

find this scenario uncomfortable. Am I

32:17

the butt hole? No, absolutely not.

32:19

I agree, man. But that's always

32:21

hard. When we had one of

32:23

these before recently, and am I

32:25

the butt hole question, and I

32:27

think these are really important issues

32:30

to hash out before you like

32:32

marry somebody or like. and like

32:34

because like you have to see

32:36

the world the same. That's so

32:38

true. Otherwise like you're arguing, like

32:40

you're gonna have more arguments under

32:42

the same vein. So true. Because

32:44

you don't see the world the

32:46

same. And money is like the

32:48

number one reason why couples get

32:50

divorced. Yes. And it's funny because

32:52

like when I hear that statistic,

32:54

it's not funny, it's just. interesting

32:56

to me because we've like never

32:58

like we don't When we got

33:01

together, we weren't writ, we didn't

33:03

have like a ton of money.

33:05

And then like we've gone through

33:07

waves of like, you know, sometimes

33:09

we have money, sometimes we don't,

33:11

sometimes like, you have money and

33:13

I don't, sometimes I have money,

33:15

you don't, sometimes you're in crypto,

33:17

sometimes crypto crashes, sometimes poker crashes,

33:19

sometimes poker does bad, sometimes it

33:21

does well, you know, it's like

33:23

waves, right? But there have never

33:25

been a fight about money. We've

33:27

had stupid-ass fights about what was

33:29

that one we just had recently

33:32

which was? Was legendary. How dumb

33:34

it was? I can't even remember.

33:36

Which one? There's one that happened

33:38

recently that we were like, oh,

33:40

oh, because I was playing six

33:42

or three's on my phone. Yeah,

33:44

three's on my phone. I was

33:46

playing three's on my phone. Yeah,

33:48

three's playing three's on my phone.

33:50

Yeah, you can't. Watch the show

33:52

without having to read the subtitles

33:54

because they speak in like the

33:56

cockiness shitty brides and they say

33:58

like like terms that don't, we

34:00

don't, turn a phrase that we

34:03

don't have here. So this guy... It takes

34:05

nine hours for that turn or phrase

34:07

to reach America. Yes. So I'm playing threes

34:09

on my phone because it helps me if two

34:11

things are going on at once plus like trash

34:13

TVs Usually like a turn off your brain type

34:15

of thing like it helps me wind down to

34:17

just like I'm listening and paying attention That you

34:19

play it's a math game that you play it's a

34:22

math game. It's like math. But it's like patterns. It's a

34:24

math game to me. It's yeah. It is it does have

34:26

some math involved, but you don't have to

34:28

do math. You just have to match its

34:30

patterns. It's patterns. Anyway, anyway. Anyway, I usually

34:32

match its patterns. Anyway, I usually do this.

34:34

Anyway, I usually do this. I usually play

34:36

this game no problem on my phone while

34:39

we're watching a shitty reality TV show and

34:41

I'm paying attention to the reality TV show

34:43

too. But in this one, this British guy

34:45

kept saying really British things and I couldn't

34:47

hear what he was saying and my brain

34:49

was like. playing the phone and I was

34:51

like, wait, what did he say? And Steve

34:53

couldn't tell me what he said. Because it's

34:55

impossible. So we rewind it and he's like, you

34:57

have to watch the subtitles. But by the time

35:00

we get to the point, I'd already been playing

35:02

threes again because I forgot that I was supposed

35:04

to be watching it. Exactly. And then she gets

35:06

so excited about the pattern. And then I'm

35:08

like, what the fuck did that guy just say? And I'm like,

35:10

this bitch, every time I look at her, her face is down

35:13

on the phone again. So I'm like, what the, I'm like, lemo.

35:15

But I'm just like, I don't want to watch the whole thing.

35:17

I just want you to tell me what he said. Yeah, but

35:19

I can't, but I can't want to watch the whole thing. I

35:21

just want you to tell me what he said. Yeah, but I

35:23

can't, but I can't tell me to tell me to tell me to

35:25

tell me what you to tell me what you to tell me what

35:27

you to tell me what you to tell me what he said, tell

35:29

me what he said, tell me what he said, tell me what he

35:31

said, tell me what he said, tell me what he said, I

35:33

can't, I can't, I can't, tell me, tell me, I can't, tell

35:36

me, tell me, I can't, tell me, tell me, Why

35:38

didn't you just say what he said? No, I didn't

35:40

know. And so I know, and so I

35:42

didn't know that. And so then I was

35:44

like, this is too stressful. Because what

35:46

he says is so inconsequential,

35:48

that I don't even, I'm like, I don't

35:50

even know how to say this to you. Then

35:52

just say it's inconsequential. Oh, I know,

35:55

but you know, you were insisting on

35:57

knowing what, like, what did he say? What

35:59

did he say? So anyway, he snaps at me

36:01

and then I'm like, this is the most...

36:03

I go, maybe if you stop fucking playing

36:05

threes and look at the damn screen. So

36:08

stressful. So I stormed off. Storms up the

36:10

stairs. I'd rather just play threes that have

36:12

to like deal with this attitude. She storms

36:14

up. I don't even want to watch a

36:16

stupid show. Yeah, and then by the way.

36:18

She went from zero to 100 like so

36:20

fast. You went to zero from zero to

36:23

zero hundred so fast. Because all I did

36:25

was I was like, maybe stop playing fucking

36:27

threes. Look at the god damn screen. Lima,

36:29

that's what I said. You're cursing at me.

36:31

It's so stupid. But yeah, but then Lima

36:33

going up, she's like, fuck you. Then, she's

36:36

like that. She never just says, fuck you

36:38

like that. She says like, fuck you. And

36:40

I was like, oh yeah, good shit, Leo.

36:42

And then like, I don't know, I was

36:44

up there like eight minutes or something. Yeah,

36:46

and then we were like, then we went

36:49

back and watched. And I stopped playing three.

36:51

But I was just, I was, I was

36:53

overstimulated, he did it was too much going

36:55

on. Yeah. And we're supposed to do that

36:57

to like relax and I felt relaxed and

36:59

I was getting, it was so much he

37:02

aimed at me. But for 90 seconds, like,

37:04

yeah, it's like, oh shit, man, this bitch.

37:06

I wrote this up because of, like, we

37:08

never have actual fights, like, there's never, like,

37:10

because our core values, and this is what

37:12

is so crucial, all of you single people

37:14

out there listening, that, like, single people that

37:17

want to be in a relationship eventually, like,

37:19

this is so, you have to be discerning

37:21

about this thing, if nothing else, if nothing

37:23

else. This the core value thing like having

37:25

the seeing life the same way is so

37:27

Motherfucking important because there will be fights like

37:30

this like money and and like health and

37:32

whatever issue Family issues things that are very

37:34

common amongst couples But if you see the

37:36

world the same way you will have each

37:38

other's back going into every fucking and it's

37:40

you against them. It's not it's not you

37:43

You guys arguing with each other. It's you

37:45

on the same team against whatever you're facing

37:47

the arguments you have should be this fucking

37:49

stupid consequential that like it doesn't matter that

37:51

you're over at an eight minutes because like

37:53

it's great it's just a little stupid thing

37:56

we were both as soon as I walked

37:58

in the room upstairs so that I went

38:00

up I went to you were like laying

38:02

the bed playing threes a force yeah I

38:04

just want to play threes yeah and you're

38:06

laying there with your legs up whatever and

38:08

you're playing threes up whatever and you're playing

38:11

threes and then I walk in the room

38:13

and I'm like I'm like You're so stupid.

38:15

I'm like, you're stupid. I'm like, you're stupid.

38:17

Immediately. I'm like, you're so fucking stupid. You're

38:19

like, you're just so lucky. I'm married. You're

38:21

just so dumb. I'm like, no, you're whatever

38:24

you just said, I'm rubber and your glue.

38:26

Yeah. And I was like, yeah, let's good.

38:28

It was like the biggest, no big thing,

38:30

but like she says shared values is so

38:32

good because we already know we have each

38:34

other's backs going into it. And this wasn't

38:37

like a big thing. Yeah, it was just

38:39

no, but we just don't really have spats

38:41

really but like so when one happens like,

38:43

oh, remember when we had a little spat?

38:45

True. But we are conflict resolution is legendary

38:47

though. Yeah, because of that though, I think

38:50

because of yeah, and never building resentment, we

38:52

literally, we just never built resentment out, we

38:54

clean it out immediately. You know, like, I

38:56

know when I'm being a bitch and I

38:58

can't help being a bitch and I'm sorry

39:00

that I'm being a bitch and I say

39:02

sorry immediately because I'm like, I know I'm

39:05

being a bitch. I'm like, I'm sorry you're

39:07

being a bitch. Yeah, yeah, or like we

39:09

green set the table on fire the other

39:11

day and he's like, sorry, I fucked that

39:13

up. Well, you can have to explain that

39:15

one. Yeah, we don't or I don't, because

39:18

it's kind of I don't, because it's kind

39:20

of, because it's kind of, because it's kind

39:22

of, because it's kind of, because it's kind

39:24

of, because it's kind of, because it's kind

39:26

of, because it's kind of, because it's kind

39:28

of, because it's kind of, because it's kind

39:31

of, because it's kind of, because it's kind

39:33

of, because it's kind of, because it's kind

39:35

of, because it's kind of, because it's kind

39:37

of, because it's It was pretty jarring. Yeah.

39:39

He didn't know he said on the fire.

39:41

I didn't know. In the living room trying

39:44

to put the fire out and then he's

39:46

like shaving his face. And then I'm like,

39:48

how, pep, pep, pep. And then he comes

39:50

out and then I didn't even realize. And

39:52

then I was like, wait, I don't have

39:54

time to deal with that. No, you were

39:56

like, wait, what the fuck going on with

39:59

your face? And for a second, because like

40:01

my brain was fried from like trying to

40:03

put the spiral. My face is like covered

40:05

in shaving cream, but like half of it

40:07

was peeled off because I was shaving. And

40:09

then I hear like, I'm in the bathroom

40:12

and I hear like, oh fuck, oh fuck,

40:14

oh fuck, oh fuck. I was like, I

40:16

need help, I need help. Right now, right

40:18

now, right now, right now, right now. And

40:20

then I go out. And yeah, the table

40:22

was on fire. And then I go. Right

40:25

now, right now, right now, right now, right

40:27

now, right now, right now, right now, right

40:29

now, right now, right now, right now, right

40:31

now, right now, right now, right now, right

40:33

now, right now, right now, right now, right

40:35

now, right now, right now, right now, right

40:38

now, right now, right now, right now, right

40:40

now, right now, right now, right now, right

40:42

now, right now, right now, right now, Yeah,

40:44

well I didn't. You'd have to start the

40:46

fire. Billy Joel's the bigger man than you.

40:48

Billy Joel says we didn't start the fire.

40:50

It wasn't Franklin. Yeah. Could have been Franklin.

40:53

Could have been Frank. No, but it wasn't.

40:55

It was me. Anyway, yeah, I handled it

40:57

very maturely. I was like, yeah, that was

40:59

on me. Sorry, I said the table on

41:01

fire. That's, I mean those things are super

41:03

important and we got better at that communication

41:06

style, but... What remained the same was that

41:08

we saw the world the same way. That's

41:10

true. And I think that's so, so important

41:12

when choosing someone that you're gonna spend the

41:14

rest of your life with. Exactly. Well, one,

41:16

be best friends with them. Be able to

41:19

laugh, be able to laugh things off, laugh

41:21

at everything. And two, like, see life the

41:23

same way. Yeah. And also, too, I think

41:25

that something that is important about both of

41:27

us is we don't have too much pride

41:29

to say we're sorry. I think some people

41:32

actually do have that problem. Well you used

41:34

to think of it as being wrong, like

41:36

I did, but I honestly too just think

41:38

I had a more, I don't know, I

41:40

just didn't, like I'm an emotionally intelligent person,

41:42

but I didn't always know how to apply

41:44

all that to myself. Yeah. And I learned

41:47

pretty quickly through our relationship, how to apply

41:49

it to myself. That's good. In a more

41:51

constructive way and yeah, that helped me a

41:53

lot. Yeah, I've noticed back then even, but.

41:55

Yeah, because I could recognize that a lot.

41:57

Like even our first year when we were

42:00

like warring with each other. Yeah. I could

42:02

always step outside of myself and recognize it,

42:04

but I couldn't apply it yet. It

42:06

took a while. Like we had to

42:08

get through all that resentment

42:10

bullshit. Yeah, we did. And that's

42:13

really what it was, was

42:15

the resentment bullshit. And

42:17

the resentment happened just

42:19

because of like projecting

42:22

shit that wasn't even

42:24

real. Legately. From our

42:26

past relationship, hurts traumas.

42:28

Exactly. Yeah. If you can dig all

42:30

that out. It's the number one

42:33

thing. Because resentment is so hard

42:35

to get rid of. Exactly. It's

42:37

like a cavity. It's like it

42:40

just keeps festering where it's at

42:42

some point then now you have

42:44

to get a root canal because

42:46

you didn't you didn't get it

42:48

taken out before. So now it's

42:50

like gone deeper and deeper and

42:52

now you have to do a more

42:54

painful thing to get rid of it. As

42:56

far as I'm aware from all my friends,

42:59

yeah, probably one of the best ways to

43:01

fix resentment. I think so. But back

43:03

to that guy, the buddy issues thing like arguing

43:05

with the wife, uh, yeah, I mean, like,

43:07

that's just a thing that she doesn't have

43:09

his back at all about it. And that's

43:12

big. And that, and I don't know how that

43:14

didn't come out before. Because it's just

43:16

gonna be something that you continue

43:18

to not see eye to eye on. And, and, like,

43:20

like, I think that it sucks that it sucks that

43:22

it sucks that it sucks that

43:24

it sucks that it sucks. he's

43:27

getting invalidated like where he has

43:29

a very valid opinion. Yeah. By

43:31

the way, one of my favorite recent

43:34

stories of this is when I

43:36

remember I was at, it was like two,

43:38

three years ago, I was at

43:40

your parents' house and we ordered

43:43

some takeout or something like

43:45

that. And like, it was bomb dude.

43:47

Very rarely in Santa Barbara did we order

43:49

takeout from place and it's mom. And like

43:51

I paid for all of it, like to,

43:53

you know, just flex in your dad and

43:55

show him what a little manny is. You

43:57

know, because it's my favorite thing to show

43:59

him a little. Little Tiny Manny. My dad

44:01

always pays for stuff. No, it's the

44:03

best. It's the best. It's the best.

44:06

So no, he's the bad. But I

44:08

remember, like, I like the food so

44:10

much that, like, the next day, I

44:12

went to the fridge and like, I

44:14

didn't, I was like, I don't think

44:16

it's there anymore. I was like, oh

44:18

man, lemo, stole my food. I was

44:20

like, fucking old man, lemo. Is that

44:23

she wrote for me? She's like text

44:25

of the family. She's like, who's eating

44:27

Steve's leftovers of pieces of shit? You

44:29

animals. You scum bags. Right? But no,

44:31

but the point being is that she

44:33

had my back. I want to get

44:35

the bottom of it. And and guys,

44:37

I was wrong. Imagine that. Like he

44:40

took a picture of like, he's like,

44:42

here's these leftovers at the bottom of

44:44

the fridge or whatever. It's like the

44:46

funniest, most petty, most petty, petty, petty,

44:48

petty, And like, I start spinning a

44:50

story. I spin a story up so

44:52

big of my brand. My old man,

44:54

Lema, stole my god damn leftovers. Probably

44:56

enjoyed every second of it. You know

44:59

what I mean? Like, I just get

45:01

unreasonable when I spin up. But the

45:03

point is, is that my Limo had

45:05

my back. Yeah, I was ready to

45:07

fight. She was gonna go to war

45:09

for me. I love living in a

45:11

world where my chick rides for me.

45:13

Yeah. even if we're dead wrong. Like,

45:16

and that's such a harmless thing. We're

45:18

not like, it's not really big issue

45:20

stuff or anything like that. And we

45:22

all, everyone laughed it off later. But

45:24

like, no, Steve, okay, so because it

45:26

involved my family, like, okay, well, I'm

45:28

going to have his back, but like,

45:30

let's get to the bottom of it.

45:33

Because, okay, let's say they're like, oh,

45:35

yeah, we did eat it, let's not

45:37

do that. Man man-on-man like we're at

45:39

home Steve like spins up stories like

45:41

one time or dryer wasn't working and

45:43

it was like the first couple months

45:45

we looked we moved into this new

45:47

and to our condo like goes to

45:49

the new house and it was a

45:52

brand new washroom because like I know

45:54

it was like it was new I

45:56

mean like a year old like whatever

45:58

it was in like brand it was

46:00

like 15 years old it was new

46:02

it was new okay newish and it

46:04

wasn't dry and Steve's like They scammed

46:06

us. Yep. They scammed us. They had

46:09

us buy this house, knowing the dryer

46:11

was broken. They put some shitty washer

46:13

dryer in there. They put some shitty

46:15

was going to test that shit. And

46:17

he spun up this whole story. And

46:19

I was like, I looked up the

46:21

symptoms our dryer was doing. And it's

46:23

like, oh, it looks like the vent

46:25

might need to be cleaned out. Why

46:28

don't we, before we say this? Because

46:30

this is what Google says. Yeah. Yeah.

46:32

And he didn't even Google anything. He

46:34

was just like, they scammed us. Now

46:36

we need a new dryer. Great. So

46:38

we get a vent guy comes out

46:40

and there's a bird nest in the

46:42

vent. Yeah. That's what happened. Poor baby

46:45

birds were in there too. Like, he

46:47

blew them out. We blew them out.

46:49

We jettisoned about like, 600 PSI. We

46:51

didn't know. Okay. Well, we knew after.

46:53

Yeah. It wasn't baby birds. It was

46:55

eggs. It was eggs. But like, but

46:57

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

46:59

like, like, like, like, it was a,

47:02

it was a, it was a, it

47:04

was a, it was a, it was

47:06

a, it was a, it was a,

47:08

it was a, a, a, a, a,

47:10

a, a, a, a, a, a, a,

47:12

a, a, a, a, a, a, a,

47:14

a, a, a, a, a, a, It

47:16

was like a fucking jet turbine shot

47:18

a fucking person that's out of a

47:21

small hole. Because apparently that's how they

47:23

have to do it to get it

47:25

out of a condo or direct because

47:27

the way the vent is structured it

47:29

goes out the roof. Yep. So that's

47:31

like a thing like so the roof

47:33

events needed to have. like the cages

47:35

on it and it didn't it was

47:38

just open season for birds that went

47:40

again and the vent go was like

47:42

you kind of probably ask your age

47:44

away if you put like yeah if

47:46

you're allowed to put some vents on

47:48

because it's gonna happen again basically but

47:50

after that you put the netting up

47:52

he said the netting like because there's

47:55

no netting so the birds open season

47:57

but apparently like so after that the

47:59

dryer were perfectly fine because it's the

48:01

vent. Can I just say this though

48:03

too? After we, you know, like I

48:05

said, like, 16,000 PSI, like, birds that's

48:07

out the fucking window. We actually, I

48:09

actually saw it happen. It was great.

48:11

Mama Bird. kept coming back for like

48:14

four days and she would perch up

48:16

on top of the thing and she

48:18

like stare down at the thing and

48:20

then I was like you scamming fucking

48:22

bitch you scamming fucking whore dude for

48:24

like four days I was so pissed

48:26

at her dude no way oh yeah

48:28

way I feel so bad morning her

48:31

children they were dead well yeah but

48:33

she didn't know she's still being a

48:35

mom she's ready to be a mom

48:37

they weren't there was no children in

48:39

there it was just a nest With

48:41

eggs. It wasn't even the season. There

48:43

was an egg. I was trying to

48:45

make it better for you, but you

48:47

dig your own grave, Lemo. Like, I

48:50

seen to it. I seen feathers. I

48:52

know, there was hell of feathers. Yeah,

48:54

I seen to it. Yeah, I seen

48:56

to it. Yeah. Probably, it was her

48:58

husband in there and he just got

49:00

blown apart, dude. Well, then, you're lucky

49:02

wasn't a crow. Just a puff of

49:04

feathers. Because if it was a crow.

49:07

If it was a crow. Okay, but

49:09

like does my dad tell you the

49:11

story about how you destroyed a crow's

49:13

nest and like the crows are after

49:15

him every day now? Like the crows

49:17

have vengeance plans on him. So do

49:19

you think your dad's crazy for that?

49:21

No, because like I've read a lot

49:24

about crows. Yeah, crows are really vindictive.

49:26

Yeah, they'll hold the grudge for 17

49:28

years too. And they'll tell the new

49:30

family, there's generational too. There's people that

49:32

have like had generations of crows attack

49:34

them. Don't mess with the crows, mess

49:36

with the corals. Mess with the Orioles?

49:38

Yeah, my dad cleaned out a crows

49:40

nest out of his roof, worst thing

49:43

he ever did. He said one, like,

49:45

because one time, they all. They all

49:47

went through the chimney and like they

49:49

were crows all inside the house like

49:51

tons of crows. Jesus. This is making

49:53

his life hell? Oh yeah yeah they

49:55

hate him. Your dad had hell with

49:57

gophers too. Yeah well he picks a

50:00

fight with the wrong species sometimes you

50:02

and him have that in common

50:04

we're like you guys get petty about

50:06

it sometimes you pick a fight

50:08

with the wrong species I mean

50:10

did don't pick a fight with a crow

50:12

though I wouldn't yeah because they're really

50:15

smart and they'll tell their

50:17

family you know that's why

50:19

they run into murders they

50:21

run in murders that's what their

50:23

group is called my biggest bird

50:25

issue right now is with a

50:27

bald eagle and he knows who

50:29

he is Well, please don't

50:31

take vengeance on a bald eagle.

50:34

Well, I guess I can't. Can I?

50:36

Legally. They're protected. So tell me

50:38

about it. It's the worst thing.

50:40

And he knows it too. You

50:42

don't piss me off the most.

50:44

He knows it. He can just

50:47

bully me as much as he

50:49

wants to. Gaslight you. Oh, yeah, he

50:51

does. He loves it. He loves it.

50:53

And authorities have his back. All

50:55

right. All time we got. Yeah.

50:58

Shouldn't check out the Patriot,

51:00

patronna slash sticky, helps to show

51:02

out a lot, it helps market

51:05

blankets. Legate. It helps us get

51:07

a vengeance plan on a bald eagle.

51:09

Wow. Never gonna happen, but yeah. But

51:11

we could try. We could dream. We

51:13

could dream. So. I'll sit by a legal

51:15

team on them one day. All we can

51:17

do. Maybe. I'm pretty sure he's the

51:20

one on dollar bills, so. Tell me

51:22

about it. Just a system. He points

51:24

that out. All right, we gotta go.

51:27

Love you guys. See next week.

51:29

Bye.